Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
A sharing of life's glories: bread, and roses too.
Every person is the architect of his own fortune.
and now Jeanette MacDonald with "Beyond the Blue Horizon"
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
"The welfare of the people is the chief law."  Cicero
No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
there are three things that come next, uh four... 
Facts are stubborn things.
That was then, this is now.
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Put off procrastinating till a later time.
The longer the title, the less important the job.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
With consequences,  the unexpected always predominate.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
     Linux, the choice of a GNU generation.
To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
Think hard now!  Which one is Shinola?
Who put the "arse" in Arsenio?
Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
Do you dream about the moonlight on the Wabash?
This message has been UNIXized for your protection.
Where were you when the ship hit the sand?
