From 122f3c401f23f84799802c7b9667bda222646487 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "B. Watson" <yalhcru@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2015 03:18:53 -0400
Subject: initial commit

---
 README              |    29 +
 calc_bitrate.pl     |    84 +
 chordparser.pl      |   359 +
 chordspeller.pl     |   858 ++
 cjackbay            |   475 +
 dasm2atasm          |   362 +
 find_key            |   176 +
 find_tuning         |    56 +
 fixrtcaps           |    36 +
 freqnote.pl         |    39 +
 lddsafe             |   158 +
 lddtree             |     7 +
 mkclick.pl          |   663 ++
 noobfarm            | 25288 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 noobfarm.dat        |   Bin 0 -> 18688 bytes
 noobfarm2fortune.sh |   205 +
 notefreq            |    56 +
 parallel_resistors  |    45 +
 renumfiles          |    33 +
 sanerename.pl       |    36 +
 20 files changed, 28965 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 README
 create mode 100755 calc_bitrate.pl
 create mode 100755 chordparser.pl
 create mode 100755 chordspeller.pl
 create mode 100755 cjackbay
 create mode 100755 dasm2atasm
 create mode 100755 find_key
 create mode 100755 find_tuning
 create mode 100755 fixrtcaps
 create mode 100755 freqnote.pl
 create mode 100755 lddsafe
 create mode 100755 lddtree
 create mode 100755 mkclick.pl
 create mode 100644 noobfarm
 create mode 100644 noobfarm.dat
 create mode 100755 noobfarm2fortune.sh
 create mode 100755 notefreq
 create mode 100755 parallel_resistors
 create mode 100755 renumfiles
 create mode 100755 sanerename.pl

diff --git a/README b/README
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+Stuff from my ~/bin directory.
+
+calc_bitrate.pl - scan a DVD, calculate bitrate for ripping
+chordparser.pl - given a chord name, tell what notes are in it
+chordspeller.pl - more guitar-oriented chord parser
+cjackbay - curses patchbay for JACK (no X required)
+dasm2atasm - convert 6502 asm syntax from dasm to atasm (incomplete)
+find_key - find the key of an audio file
+find_tuning - find the tuning of an audio file
+fixrtcaps - add needed capability bits to jack binaries
+freqnote.pl - convert a frequency in Hz to the nearest note
+lddsafe - https://github.com/rg3/lddsafe/ (local copy here)
+lddtree - show library dependencies as a tree
+mkclick.pl - generate a click track at a given tempo
+noobfarm2fortune.sh - scrape noobfarm.org, create fortune(6) file
+notefreq - given a note (and octave), show the frequency
+parallel_resistors - 1 / ( (1/r1) + (1/r2) + ... + (1/rN) )
+renumfiles - number files numerically
+sanerename.pl - get rid of mixed case, spaces, punctuation in filenames
+
+Also I've checked the output of noobfarm2fortune.sh into git, since it
+takes a while to run:
+
+noobfarm - fortune(6) file
+noobfarm.dat - index for above, made with strfile
+
+To use with fortune:
+
+cp noobfarm noobfarm.dat /usr/share/games/fortunes
diff --git a/calc_bitrate.pl b/calc_bitrate.pl
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+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+$|++;
+
+$def{tracklen} = 0;
+$def{filesize} = 700;
+$def{audiorate} = 192;
+
+open(D, "<$ENV{HOME}/.calc_bitrate") && do {
+	while(<D>) {
+		chomp;
+		s/#.*//;
+		my ($k, $v) = split;
+		$v ||= "";
+		$def{$k} = $v if $k;
+	}
+	close D;
+};
+
+print "Length of input (seconds or hh:mm:ss, \"d\" to scan DVD) [$def{tracklen}]: ";
+chomp ($length = <>);
+
+$length = $def{tracklen} if $length eq "";
+
+if($length =~ /^[\d:]+$/) {
+	if($length =~ /(?:(\d?\d):)?(\d\d):(\d\d)/) {
+		my $newlength = $3 + 60 * $2 + 3600 * $1;
+		print "$length == $newlength seconds\n";
+		$length = $newlength;
+	}
+} elsif($length =~ /^d/i) {
+	open L, "lsdvd|" or die "Can't find lsdvd in PATH\n";
+	while(<L>) {
+		chomp;
+		next unless $_;
+		print $_, "\n";
+#Title: 01, Length: 02:56:48.066 Chapters: 19, Cells: 20, Audio streams: 01, Subpictures: 03
+		if(/^Title:\s*(\d+),\s*Length:\s*(\d?\d):(\d\d):(\d\d)(?:\.\d+)?\s*Chapters:\s*(\d+)/)
+		{
+			my $track = $1;
+			my $len = $4 + 60 * $3 + 3600 * $2;
+			my $chaps = $5;
+			$tracklens{$track+0} = $len;
+#			$trackchaps{$track+0} = $chaps;
+		}
+		$dtrack = $1 if /^Longest track: (\d+)/;
+	}
+
+	print "Select track [$dtrack]: ";
+	chomp ($track = <>);
+	$track = $dtrack unless $track;
+	$track += 0;
+	$length = $tracklens{$track};
+} else {
+	die "Invalid length\n";
+}
+
+print "Desired AVI size in megabytes [$def{filesize}]: ";
+chomp ($s = <>);
+$size = $s ? $s : $def{filesize};
+
+print "Audio bitrate [$def{audiorate}]: ";
+chomp ($b = <>);
+$abit = $b ? $b : $def{audiorate};
+
+open(D, ">$ENV{HOME}/.calc_bitrate") && do {
+	print D "audiorate $abit\n" if $abit;
+	print D "tracklen $length\n" if $length;
+	print D "filesize $size\n" if $size;
+};
+
+close D;
+
+# calculate total bitrate:
+$totalbits = $size * 1024 * 1024 * 8;
+$bits_sec = $totalbits / $length;
+$kbits_sec = $bits_sec / 1000;
+$vbit = $kbits_sec - $abit;
+
+# fudge factor:
+#$vbit *= 0.985;
+$vbit *= 0.992;
+
+print "Video bitrate for $length seconds \@ $size MB: $vbit\n";
diff --git a/chordparser.pl b/chordparser.pl
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+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+use strict;
+
+our $VERBOSE = 0;
+
+# TODO: omit syntax needs to support any note, not just 3 and 5.
+
+# TODO: write a Chord class, return instances of that, instead of just
+# printing note names.
+
+# TODO: figure out a way to decide which notes are optional (e.g. the 5th
+# in a 7th chord, or the 5th and 7th in a 9th chord). Probably need a
+# "weight", since the 9th chord's 7th is "more optional" than the 5th.
+# (at least on guitar, you're more likely to play the 5th than the
+# 7th, and you're not real likely to play both due to only having 6 strings)
+
+# TODO: turn this into a module.
+
+# TODO: chord generator like what chordspeller.pl does (give it some
+# notes, it intuits the chord). Almost none of the existing parser code
+# will be usable for this. The chordspeller code is very limited (it
+# just permutes the notes & compares them to a fixed list of chord types).
+
+# TODO: fretboard stuff
+
+# TODO: notation (treble clef). MusicXML, or generate a PNG, or what?
+
+# TODO: simplify the parser. One way to do this: before parsing, do stuff
+# like s/(M|major)/maj/, s/\+/aug/ maybe, I dunno.
+
+# TODO: support roman and arabic numerals. Will require the program to
+# determine or be told the key (e.g. IV or 4 is F in key of C). Should
+# take them for input and output them too.
+
+# TODO: suggest substitutions? definitely need to know the key!
+
+use Music::Chord::Namer 'chordname';
+use Music::Chord::Note;
+use Data::Dumper;
+our $grammar = <<'EOF';
+# terminals
+
+letter: /[A-G]/
+flat: /b/
+sharp: /#/
+major: /(?:maj|M)/
+minor: /(?:min|m)/
+dimaug: /(?:dim|\+|aug|-|adim)/
+sustok: /sus/
+sustype: /[24]/
+number: /\d\d?/
+slash: m(/)
+addtok: m(add)
+omittok: /no|omit/i
+#omitval: /(3|5|7|9|11|13)/ #not yet
+omitval: /(3|5)/
+
+# productions
+
+# Our starting rule. Unfortunately kinda ambiguous due to all the
+# optional stuff:
+chord: note triad(?) degree(?) sus(?) add(s?) bass(?) omit(s?) {
+	print Data::Dumper::Dumper(\%item) if $::VERBOSE;
+	\%item;
+}
+
+note: letter modifier(?)
+modifier: flat | sharp
+triad: major | minor | dimaug
+sus: slash(?) sustok sustype(?)
+degree: slash(?) modifier(?) number | slash(?) major number
+bass: slash note
+add: addsym number | addsym modifier number | modifier number
+addsym: addtok | slash
+omit: slash(?) omittok omitval
+
+EOF
+
+use Parse::RecDescent;
+
+our %notevals = (
+		C => 0,
+		D => 2,
+		E => 4,
+		F => 5,
+		G => 7,
+		A => 9,
+		B => 11,
+		1 => 0,
+		2 => 2,
+		3 => 4,
+		4 => 5,
+		5 => 7,
+		6 => 9,
+		7 => 11,
+		8 => 0,
+		9 => 2,
+		10 => 4,
+		11 => 5,
+		12 => 7,
+		13 => 9,
+		14 => 11,
+		15 => 0,
+);
+
+sub mknote {
+	my ($name, $mod) = @_;
+	$mod ||= '';
+#print Data::Dumper::Dumper($mod);
+	warn "name '$name', mod '$mod'" if $::VERBOSE;
+	my $val = $notevals{$name};
+	$val++ if $mod eq '#';
+	$val-- if $mod eq 'b';
+	return $val % 12;
+}
+
+sub extract_mod {
+	my $mod = shift || return "";
+	if($mod) {
+		if($mod->{flat}) {
+			$mod = 'b';
+		} elsif($mod->{sharp}) {
+			$mod = '#';
+		} else {
+			$mod = "";
+		}
+	} else {
+		$mod = "";
+	}
+	return $mod;
+}
+
+sub extract_note {
+	my $n = shift;
+
+	my $mod = extract_mod($n->{"modifier(?)"}->[0]);
+
+	my $note = mknote($n->{letter}->{__PATTERN1__}, $mod);
+}
+
+sub get_triad_type {
+	my $t = shift;
+	if($t->{dimaug}) {
+		my $da = $t->{dimaug}->{__PATTERN1__};
+		$da = 'aug' if $da eq '+';
+		$da = 'dim' if $da eq '-';
+		return $da;
+	} elsif($t->{major}) {
+		return 'major';
+	} elsif($t->{minor}) {
+		return 'minor';
+	} else {
+		return '';
+	}
+}
+
+our @note_names = ( 'C', 'C#', 'D', 'D#', 'E', 'F', 'F#', 'G', 'G#', 'A', 'A#', 'B' );
+sub get_note_name {
+	return $note_names[$_[0] % 12];
+}
+
+sub get_sus_type {
+	my $s = shift;
+	return 0 unless defined $s;
+	return $s->{"sustype(?)"}->[0]->{__PATTERN1__} || 4;
+}
+
+sub extract_number {
+	my $n = shift || return 0;
+	return $n->{__PATTERN1__};
+}
+
+sub create_chord {
+	my $c = shift;
+	my $have7 = '';
+
+	my $note = extract_note($c->{note});
+	warn "root note is $note" if $::VERBOSE;
+
+	my $bass = $note;
+	if($c->{"bass(?)"}->[0]) {
+		$bass = extract_note($c->{"bass(?)"}->[0]->{note});
+	}
+	warn "bass note is $bass" if $::VERBOSE;
+
+	my $third = 4;
+	my $fifth = 7;
+	my $seventh = undef;
+	my $seven_type = 0; # offset in semitones from a minor 7
+	my @ext_notes = ();
+
+	my $triad_type = get_triad_type($c->{"triad(?)"}->[0]);
+	if($triad_type eq 'major') {
+		$seven_type = 1;
+		$triad_type = '';
+	} elsif($triad_type eq 'minor') {
+		($third, $fifth) = (3, 7);
+		$seven_type = 0;
+	} elsif($triad_type eq 'dim') {
+		($third, $fifth) = (3, 6);
+		$seven_type = -1;
+	} elsif($triad_type eq 'aug') {
+		($third, $fifth) = (4, 8);
+		$seven_type = 0;
+	} elsif($triad_type eq 'adim') {
+		($third, $fifth) = (3, 6);
+		$seven_type = 0;
+		$seventh = 10;
+	}
+
+	my $number = extract_number($c->{"degree(?)"}->[0]->{number});
+	my $nummod = extract_mod($c->{"degree(?)"}->[0]->{"modifier(?)"}->[0]);
+	my $alter = 0;
+	if($nummod eq '#') {
+		$alter = 1;
+	} elsif($nummod eq 'b') {
+		$alter = -1;
+	}
+
+	if($c->{"degree(?)"}->[0]->{major}) {
+		$seven_type = 1;
+	}
+
+	if($number) {
+		if($number > 15 || $number < 2) {
+			die "Invalid degree $number (must be >= 2 and <= 15)\n";
+		}
+
+		if($number >= 7) {
+			$seventh = 10 + $seven_type;
+			for(my $n = 9; $n < $number; $n += 2) {
+				warn "\$n == $n" if $::VERBOSE;
+				push @ext_notes, $notevals{$n % 7};
+			}
+			warn "$number $alter " . $notevals{$number} if $::VERBOSE;
+			if($number > 7) { push @ext_notes, $notevals{$number} + $alter; }
+		} elsif($number == 5) {
+			if($alter != 0) {
+				$fifth += $alter;
+			} else {
+				$third = undef;
+			}
+		} elsif($number == 6) {
+			push @ext_notes, $notevals{6 + $alter};
+		} elsif($number) {
+			die "don't know what to do with number $number, try " . ($number + 7) . " or add" . ($number + 7) . " instead?";
+		}
+	}
+
+	my $sus_type = get_sus_type($c->{"sus(?)"}->[0]);
+#	if($sus_type && ($triad_type ne '')) {
+#		die "invalid: can't have both $triad_type and sus$sus_type third!\n";
+#	}
+	warn "\$sus_type == $sus_type" if $::VERBOSE;
+	if($sus_type == 2) {
+		$third = 2;
+	} elsif($sus_type == 4) {
+		$third = 5;
+	}
+
+	for my $add (@{$c->{"add(s?)"}}) {
+		my $addnum = extract_number($add->{number});
+		die "Invalid add '$addnum'" unless $addnum =~ /^\d+$/;
+		die "Add '$addnum' out of range (must be >= 2 and <= 15)\n" unless $addnum >= 2 && $addnum <= 15;
+		my $mod = extract_mod($add->{modifier});
+		my $addnote = mknote($addnum, $mod);
+		if($addnum == 5) {
+			$fifth = $addnote;
+		} else {
+			push @ext_notes, $addnote;
+		}
+		warn "add $mod $addnum ($addnote)\n" if $::VERBOSE;
+	}
+
+	for my $omit (@{$c->{"omit(s?)"}}) {
+		my $omitnote = $omit->{omitval}->{__PATTERN1__};
+		if($omitnote == 3) {
+			$third = undef;
+		} elsif($omitnote == 5) {
+			$fifth = undef;
+		} else {
+			warn "Don't yet know how to omit $omitnote, ignoring\n";
+		}
+	}
+
+	warn "triad type is '$triad_type', 3rd $third, 5th $fifth, 7th type $seven_type" if $::VERBOSE;
+	if(defined $seventh) { warn "7th is $seventh\n" if $::VERBOSE; }
+	if($::VERBOSE) {
+		warn "extended note: $_\n" for @ext_notes;
+	}
+
+	$third += $note if defined $third;
+	$fifth += $note if defined $fifth;
+	$seventh += $note if defined $seventh;
+
+	for(@ext_notes) {
+		$_ += $note if defined $_;
+	}
+
+	my @output = ();
+	push @output, get_note_name($bass) unless $bass == $note;
+	for($note, $third, $fifth, $seventh, @ext_notes) {
+		push @output, get_note_name($_) if defined $_;
+	}
+	print join " ", @output, "\n";
+	print "Music::Chord::Namer gives: " . chordname(@output) . "\n";
+	1;
+}
+
+$::RD_ERRORS = $::RD_WARN = $::RD_HINT = $::VERBOSE;
+#$RD_TRACE = 1;
+#$RD_ERRORS = $RD_WARN = $RD_TRACE = 1;
+#$RD_AUTOACTION = q { print join ' ', @item, "\n" };
+#$RD_AUTOACTION = q { main::print_array(@item); print "\n" };
+$::RD_AUTOACTION = q { \%item };
+our $parser = Parse::RecDescent->new($grammar);
+push @ARGV, "C#m/E" unless @ARGV;
+for(@ARGV) {
+	my $arg = $_;
+
+# Allow major, Major, MAJOR, mAj, etc.
+	$arg =~ s/min(or)?/min/i;
+	$arg =~ s/maj(or)?/maj/i;
+
+# Allow root note name to be lowercase
+	$arg =~ s/^([a-g])/uc $1/e;
+
+# Allow bass note name to be lowercase
+	$arg =~ s/(\/)([a-g][#b]?)$/$1 . ucfirst $2/e;
+
+# Turn (foo) into /foo, allows for E7(#9) => E7/#9
+	$arg =~ s/\((.*?)\)/\/$1/g;
+
+# Allow some English:
+	$arg =~ s/flat/b/gi;
+	$arg =~ s/sharp/#/gi;
+	$arg =~ s/augmented/aug/gi;
+	$arg =~ s/diminished/dim/gi;
+	$arg =~ s/(half|auto).?dim/adim/i;
+	$arg =~ s/hendrix/7#9/i;
+
+	my $fixedarg = $arg;
+	my $chord = $parser->chord(\$arg) || die "Invalid chord: $_\n";
+	die "Trailing junk: $arg" if $arg;
+	if($fixedarg eq $_) {
+		print "$_: ";
+	} else {
+		print "$_ ($fixedarg): ";
+	}
+	create_chord($chord);
+	my $cn = Music::Chord::Note->new();
+	print "Music::Chord::Note gives: ";
+	eval {
+		my @got = $cn->chord($fixedarg);
+		print join " ", @got, "\n";
+	};
+	print $@ if $@;
+}
diff --git a/chordspeller.pl b/chordspeller.pl
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+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+our $self = $0;
+$self =~ s,.*/,,;
+
+our $root = 0;
+our $flat2 = 1;
+our $second = 2;
+our $flat3 = 3;
+our $third = 4;
+our $fourth = 5;
+our $flat5 = 6;
+our $fifth = 7;
+our $flat6 = $sharp5 = 8;
+our $sixth = 9;
+our $flat7 = 10;
+our $seventh = 11;
+our $octave = 12;
+our $ninth = $octave + $second;
+our $tenth = $octave + $third;
+our $eleventh = $octave + $fourth;
+our $thirteenth = $octave + $sixth;
+
+our @majorscale = (0, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11);
+our @minorscale = (0, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10);
+our @major_chord_types = (qw/maj min min maj maj min dim/);
+
+our @intervalnames = (
+		qw/r b2 2 b3 3 4 b5 5 b6 6 b7 7/ );
+
+# TODO: lots more chords
+# also, try to parse the notation instead of having a fixed table.
+# also also, this is the only place in the program where a ninth is
+# really a ninth (14 semitones up) instead of being reduced to a 2nd
+# (2 semitones up).
+
+# btw, "diminished" means "diminished triad", no 7th (older jazz books
+# used "diminished" to mean "diminished triad plus 7th", which we're
+# calling "diminished 7th" here)
+
+our %shapes = (
+		5 => [ $root, $fifth ],
+		no5 => [ $root, $third ],
+		maj => [ $root, $third, $fifth ],
+		min => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth ],
+		'min(no5)' => [ $root, $flat3 ],
+		7 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7 ],
+		maj7 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $seventh ],
+		min7 => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $flat7 ],
+		sus2 => [ $root, $second, $fifth ],
+		sus4 => [ $root, $fourth, $fifth ],
+		add9 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $ninth ],
+		9 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $seventh, $ninth ],
+		'min/maj7' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $seventh ],
+		aug => [ $root, $third, $sharp5 ],
+		aug7 => [ $root, $third, $sharp5, $flat7 ],
+		dim => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5 ],
+		dim7 => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5, $sixth ],
+		adim => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5, $flat7 ],
+		'dim(no7)' => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5 ],
+		'dim(no3)' => [ $root, $flat5 ],
+		'dim7(no3)' => [ $root, $flat5, $flat7 ],
+		6 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $sixth ],
+		min6 => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $sixth ],
+		'6/9' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $sixth, $ninth ],
+		'min6/9' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $sixth, $ninth ],
+		'maj7(no3)' => [ $root, $fifth, $seventh ],
+		'maj7(no5)' => [ $root, $third, $seventh ],
+		'7(no3)' => [ $root, $fifth, $flat7 ],
+		'7(no5)' => [ $root, $third, $flat7 ],
+		'm7(no5)' => [ $root, $flat3, $flat7 ],
+		'7#9' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7, $flat3 ],
+		'7#9(no5)' => [ $root, $third, $flat7, $flat3 ],
+		'm/add11' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $eleventh ],
+		'add11' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $eleventh ],
+		'11' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh ],
+		'min11' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh ],
+		'm/add13' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $thirteenth ],
+		'add13' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $thirteenth ],
+		'13' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh, $thirteenth ],
+		'min13' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh, $thirteenth ],
+);
+
+our @sharpnames = ( 'c', 'c#', 'd', 'd#', 'e', 'f', 'f#', 'g', 'g#', 'a', 'a#', 'b' );
+our @flatnames =  ( 'c', 'db', 'd', 'eb', 'e', 'f', 'gb', 'g', 'ab', 'a', 'bb', 'b' );
+our $notenames = \@sharpnames;
+our @sharpkeys = (0, 7, 2, 9, 4, 11);
+our @keysigs = (
+		'nat', '5b', '2#', '3b', '4#', '1b', '6b', '1#', '4b', '3#', '2b', '5#');
+
+our $transpose = 0;
+
+our @openstrings;
+our $fretpos = 0;
+our $fretspan = 3;
+our $allowpartial = 0; # set with -p
+our $allowholes = 1; # set with -l
+
+our %notevals = (
+		'c' => 0,
+		'c#' => 1,
+		'db' => 1,
+		'd' => 2,
+		'd#' => 3,
+		'eb' => 3,
+		'e' => 4,
+		'f' => 5,
+		'f#' => 6,
+		'gb' => 6,
+		'g' => 7,
+		'g#' => 8,
+		'ab' => 8,
+		'a' => 9,
+		'a#' => 10,
+		'bb' => 10,
+		'b' => 11 );
+
+our @chordints = (qw/I bII II bIII III IV bV V bVI VI bVII VIII/);
+
+our @keynotes = ( 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 );
+our @chords = ();
+our $key; # undef = guess
+our $forceroot = 0; # set with -r
+
+sub fix_note {
+	my $note = shift;
+	$note %= 12;
+	return $note;
+}
+
+sub get_note_name {
+	return ucfirst($$notenames[fix_note($_[0])]);
+}
+
+sub name_to_note {
+	my $note = lc($_[0]);
+	return $notevals{$note};
+}
+
+sub add_interval {
+	return fix_note($_[0] + $_[1]);
+}
+
+sub get_interval {
+	return fix_note($_[0] - $_[1]);
+}
+
+sub determine_chord {
+	my $root = shift;
+	my @notes = @_;
+
+	for my $name (sort keys %shapes) {
+		my $shape = $shapes{$name};
+		my $rootname = $$notenames[$root];
+		my @trynotes;
+		for(@$shape) {
+			push @trynotes, add_interval($root, $_);
+		}
+
+		@trynotes = sort { $a <=> $b } @trynotes;
+
+		if(@trynotes != @notes) {
+#warn "$rootname$name: extra notes\n";
+		} elsif(@trynotes < @notes) {
+#			warn "$rootname$name: missing notes\n";
+		} else {
+#			warn "$rootname$name: same # of notes\n";
+			my $match = 1;
+			for(my $i=0; $i<@notes; $i++) {
+#warn $notes[$i] . ", " . $trynotes[$i];
+				$match = 0 if $notes[$i] != $trynotes[$i];
+			}
+			return $rootname . $name if $match;
+		}
+	}
+
+	return undef;
+}
+
+sub discover_chord {
+	my @frets = split /[^x\d]/i, $_[0];
+
+	my %notes;
+	my $root; # undef = try them all
+	for(my $string = 0; $string < @openstrings; $string++) {
+		next if (not defined $frets[$string]) || ($frets[$string] =~ /x/i);
+		my $note = ($openstrings[$string] + $frets[$string]) % 12;
+		if($forceroot && not defined $root) {
+			$root = $note;
+		}
+		$notes{$note}++;
+	}
+
+	my @notes = sort { $a <=> $b } keys %notes;
+	print "discover_chord(): notes are ";
+	print "$$notenames[$_] " for @notes;
+	print "\n";
+
+#warn "@notes";
+
+	if(defined $root) {
+		return determine_chord($root, @notes);
+	} else {
+		for(@notes) {
+			$ret = determine_chord($_, @notes);
+			return $ret if $ret;
+		}
+	}
+
+	return undef;
+}
+
+sub parse_chord {
+	my $chord = lc(shift);
+	my $fingering;
+	my @frets;
+
+	parse_tuning($tunings{std}) unless @openstrings;
+
+	# tablature input instead of chord symbol?
+	if($chord =~ /^[x\d]/) {
+		@frets = split /[^x\d]/i, $chord;
+		my $gotchord = discover_chord($chord);
+		if(!$gotchord) {
+			warn "$self: can't figure out chord name for fingering $chord\n";
+			return 0;
+		}
+		$chord = $gotchord;
+	}
+
+	# alternate notation
+	$chord =~ s/\+/aug/;
+	$chord =~ s/\-/dim/;
+
+	# rudimentary support for english (e.g. "A minor 7")
+	$chord =~ s/flat/b/gi;
+	$chord =~ s/sharp/#/gi;
+	$chord =~ s/minor/m/gi;
+	$chord =~ s/major/maj/gi;
+	$chord =~ s/\s//g;
+
+	my ($note, $type) = ($chord =~ /^([a-g][#b]?)(.*)?/);
+
+	unless($note) {
+		warn "$self: Invalid chord $chord\n";
+		return 0;
+	}
+
+	$type = "maj" unless $type;
+
+	$type =~ s/^m(#|b|\d|$)/min$1/;
+
+	my $shape = $shapes{$type};
+
+	unless($shape) {
+		warn "$self: Unknown chord type $type\n";
+		return 0;
+	}
+
+	my $val = $notevals{$note};
+
+	unless(defined $val) {
+		warn "$self: Unknown note $note\n";
+		return 0;
+	}
+
+	$val = ($val + $transpose) % 12;
+	$note = $$notenames[$val];
+
+	my @notes;
+	for(@$shape) {
+		my $n = ($val + $_) % 12;
+		$keynotes[$n]++;
+	}
+
+	my $parsed = [ $val, $note, $type ];
+	if(@frets) {
+		for(@frets) {
+			$_ = undef if $_ =~ /x/i;
+		}
+		$fingering = render_fingering($val, \@frets);
+	} else {
+		for(my $startfret = $fretpos; $startfret < $fretpos + 12; $startfret++) {
+			$fingering = find_guitar_chord($startfret, $parsed);
+			last if $fingering;
+		}
+	}
+	push @$parsed, $fingering if $fingering;
+	push @chords, $parsed;
+
+	return 1;
+}
+
+sub dump_chord_shapes {
+	for(sort keys %shapes) {
+		my $shape = $shapes{$_};
+		print "$_: ";
+		for(@$shape) {
+			print $intervalnames[$_ % 12] . " ";
+		}
+		print "\n";
+	}
+}
+
+sub print_chord {
+	my $c = shift;
+	my ($val, $note, $type, $fingering) = @$c;
+	my $shape = $shapes{$type};
+
+	$type =~ s/maj$//; # in output, say A, not Amaj
+
+	my @notes;
+	for(@$shape) {
+		$_ = fix_note($_); # TODO: this turns e.g. 9ths into 2nds
+		my $n = add_interval($val, $_);
+		push @notes, get_note_name($n) . "=" . $intervalnames[$_];
+	}
+
+#my $chordname = ucfirst($note) . $type;
+	my $chordname = get_note_name($val) . $type;
+	if(defined($key)) {
+		my $keyint = $val - $key;
+		$keyint += 12 if $keyint < 0;
+		my $chordint = $chordints[$keyint];
+		if($type =~ /(min|dim)/) { # TODO: this heuristic is lame
+			$chordint = lc($chordint);
+		}
+		$chordname .= " (" . $chordint . ")";
+	}
+
+	print $chordname . ": " . join(" ", @notes) . "\n";
+
+	if($fingering) {
+		print $fingering . "\n";
+	} else {
+		print "(couldn't find fingering at given fret pos)\n";
+	}
+	print "\n";
+}
+
+sub parse_tuning {
+	my $tuning = shift;
+	my $offset = shift || 0;
+
+	$tuning =~ s/\s//g; # allow & ignore spaces
+	$tuning = lc $tuning; # allow uppercase
+
+	die "$self: Invalid tuning '$tuning'\n" unless $tuning =~ /^[a-g#]+$/;
+
+	my @notes = ($tuning =~ /([a-g][#]?)/g);
+	die "$self: Invalid tuning '$tuning'\n" unless @notes;
+
+	@openstrings = ();
+	my @names;
+	for(@notes) {
+		my $note = fix_note(add_interval($notevals{$_}, $offset));
+		push @openstrings, $note;
+		push @names, get_note_name($note);
+	}
+
+	print "Tuning: " .  join(" ", @names) . "\n";
+}
+
+# Tuning list isn't really meant to be exhaustive, but should include
+# plenty of variants...
+our @tuning_list = (
+		[ 'std', 'eadgbe', 'Standard Guitar [default]' ],
+		[ 'eb', 'd#g#c#f#a#d#', 'Guitar 1/2 step flat (Eb)' ],
+		[ 'd', 'dgcfad', 'Guitar 1 step flat (D)' ],
+		[ 'c#', 'c#f#beg#c#', 'Guitar 1 1/2 steps flat (C#)' ],
+		[ 'c', 'cfa#d#gc', 'Guitar 2 steps flat (C)' ],
+		[ 'od', 'dadf#ad', 'Open D' ],
+		[ 'og', 'dgdgbd', 'Open G' ],
+		[ 'oe', 'ebeg#be', 'Open E' ],
+		[ 'oeb', 'd#a#d#ga#d#', 'Open Eb' ],
+		[ 'oa', 'eac#eae', 'Open A' ],
+		[ 'dd', 'dadgbe', 'Drop D' ],
+		[ 'dc#', 'c#g#c#f#a#d#', 'Drop C#' ],
+		[ 'dc', 'cgcfad', 'Drop C' ],
+		[ 'nst', 'cgdaeg', 'Fripp\'s New Standard Tuning' ],
+		[ 'b', 'eadg', 'Bass (4-string)' ],
+		[ '5', 'beadg', 'Bass (5-string)' ],
+		[ '6', 'beadgc', 'Bass (6-string)' ],
+		[ '6b', 'beadgb', 'Bass (6-string alt)' ],
+		[ 'r', 'beadf#b', 'Baritone Guitar or alt 6-string bass' ],
+		[ '7', 'beadgbe', '7-string Guitar (low B)' ],
+		[ '7h', 'eadgbea', '7-string Guitar (high A)' ],
+		[ '7d', 'aeadgbe', '7-string Guitar (drop A)' ],
+		[ 't', 'gcfa#de', 'Terz Guitar' ],
+		[ 'm', 'gdae', 'Mandolin' ],
+		[ 'l', 'eadf#be', 'Lute' ],
+		[ 'h', 'adgbe', 'Mexican Vihuela' ],
+		[ 'cv', 'cgda', 'Cello or Viola' ],
+		[ 'v', 'gdae', 'Violin' ],
+		[ 'vs', 'adae', 'Violin (scordatura)' ],
+		[ 'u', 'gcae', 'Ukulele' ],
+		[ 'ub', 'dgbe', 'Baritone Ukulele' ],
+);
+
+our %tunings;
+
+sub tuning_help {
+	for(@tuning_list) {
+		my ($tag, $notes, $name) = @$_;
+		printf("-t%-4s %s (same as -t%s)\n", $tag, $name, $notes);
+	}
+	exit 0;
+}
+
+sub usage {
+	warn <<EOF;
+Usage: $self [globalopts] [chordopts] <chord> [[chordopts] <chord>] ...
+
+Chords can be either standard notation (e.g. A, Bm, C#maj7), or comma-
+separated fret positions, low to high, (e.g. 3,2,0,0,3,3 is a G in
+standard guitar tuning). Use x to indicate strings not played (e.g.
+x,x,0,2,3,2 is a commonly-used D chord).
+
+Global Options:
+   -t<notes> Set tuning, low string to high. Default is eadgbe. Instrument
+             is assumed to have as many strings as there are notes. Do not
+             specify notes as flats (because the letter b is used for both
+             the b note and the flat symbol). Use e.g. d# instead of eb.
+   -t<type>  Set one of the built-in tunings. Use -th or -thelp for list.
+   -x<x>     Transpose x semitones (x is positive or negative integer)
+   -D        Dump all known chord types
+   -k<key>   Set the key for all chords (default is to guess key)
+
+Per-Chord Options: Once set, these stay in effect for subsequent chords.
+
+   -b        Print flat note names (e.g. Db instead of C#)
+   -s        Print sharp note names (e.g. C# instead of Db) [default]
+   -f<x>     Place chord at fret position x (x=0 default, means open strings).
+             (Actually, this is the minimum position: if no useful notes
+             are found at x, we try x+1, x+2, ..., x+12)
+   -s<x>     Maximum fret span. Default is 3.
+   -v        Find variant chord voicing. Doesn't always do anything useful.
+             (for example, this gives 3,2,0,0,3,3 instead of 3,2,0,0,0,3
+             for an open G chord in standard tuning)
+   -n        Find normal voicing (default), turns off previous -v option.
+   -r        Force lowest bass note to be root of chord.
+   -i        Allow inversions (turns off -r). This is the default.
+   -p        Allow partial voicings (e.g. only C and E for a C major chord).
+             Use with caution, especially with 7, 9, etc. chords (the
+             matcher will consider a C major triad to match C7 or C9).
+EOF
+	exit 0;
+
+# future options:
+#   -l        Loose matching. Accepts chord fingerings with "holes" in
+#             the middle (e.g. 65X766 for A#).
+#   -o        Include open strings even in non-open -f positions.
+#   -a        Chart all chord voicings found for each chord (default is to
+#             stop after first one is found). May be combined with -f, e.g.
+#             -f5 -a means "all chord voicings from 5th fret up".
+#   -c<x>     Capo on fret x.
+#   -T        Tablature notation instead of chord charts, for -t option.
+#   -m[file]  Generate MIDI file of chords. With [file], output to file.
+#             Without [file], play using timidity.
+#   -O<type>  Output type: text (default), ps, pdf, html, maybe xml someday.
+#   -w<x>     Set output width for text output. Default: $COLUMNS from
+#             environment, or 80 if not set.
+}
+
+sub has_hole {
+	my @voicing = @_;
+	shift @voicing while not defined $voicing[0];
+	pop @voicing while not defined $voicing[-1];
+	return 1 if @voicing == 0; # whoopsie!
+	for(@voicing) {
+		return 1 if not defined $_;
+	}
+	return 0;
+}
+
+# for each string, go thru the note values for frets $fretpos to
+# $fretpos+$fretspan, looking at each note in @vals.
+# TODO: de-shittify this. It was thrown together between 2 and 5AM,
+# and it looks like it.
+sub find_guitar_chord {
+	my $startfret = shift;
+	my $c = shift;
+	my ($val, $note, $type) = @$c;
+	my $shape = $shapes{$type};
+	my @voicing;
+	my $string;
+	my $fret;
+
+	$note = uc $note;
+	$type =~ s/maj$//; # in output, say A, not Amaj
+
+	my @vals;
+	for(@$shape) {
+		my $n = ($val + $_) % 12;
+		push @vals, $n;
+	}
+	@vals = sort @vals; # for e.g. 9 and add9 chords
+
+	my $chordname = ucfirst($note) . $type;
+
+	push @voicing, undef for @openstrings;
+
+	my %foundvals;
+	my $rootfound = 0;
+	for($string=0; $string<@openstrings; $string++) {
+		my ($start, $end, $step);
+		if($findbackwards) {
+			$start = $startfret + $fretspan;
+			$end = $startfret - 1;
+			$step = -1;
+		} else {
+			$start = $startfret;
+			$end = $startfret + $fretspan + 1;
+			$step = 1;
+		}
+FRET:
+		for($fret = $start; $fret != $end; $fret+=$step) {
+			my $fretval = ($openstrings[$string] + $fret) % 12;
+VAL:
+			for(@vals) {
+#warn "\$string==$string \$fret==$fret \$fretval==$fretval \$_==$_\n";
+				if($_ == $fretval) {
+					if($forceroot && !$rootfound && $_ != $val) {
+						next VAL;
+					}
+					$rootfound = 1 if $_ == $val;
+					$voicing[$string] = $fret;
+					$foundvals{$_}++;
+					last FRET;
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	if(scalar keys %foundvals < @vals) {
+		if($allowpartial) {
+#warn "$note$type: didn't find all note values, return partial chord\n";
+		} else {
+#warn "$note$type: didn't find all note values, return nothing\n";
+			return undef;
+		}
+	}
+
+	if(not $allowholes) {
+		if(has_hole(@voicing)) {
+#warn "$note$type: has a hole\n";
+			return undef;
+		}
+	}
+
+	my $r = render_fingering($val, \@voicing);
+	return $r;
+}
+
+sub render_fingering {
+	my $val = $_[0];
+	my @voicing = @{$_[1]};
+	my ($lowfret, $highfret) = (999, -1);
+	for(@voicing) {
+		next unless defined $_;
+		$lowfret = $_ if $_ < $lowfret;
+		$highfret = $_ if $_ > $highfret;
+	}
+
+	my @grid;
+	my ($intervals, $names);
+	for($string=0; $string<@openstrings; $string++) {
+		my $fret = $voicing[$string];
+		if(not defined($fret)) {
+			$intervals .= "   ";
+			$names .= "   ";
+		} else {
+			my $noteval = ($openstrings[$string] + $fret) % 12;
+			my $interval = $noteval - $val;
+			$interval += 12 if $interval < 0;
+			$interval %= 12;
+			$intervals .= sprintf("%3s", $intervalnames[$interval]);
+			$names .= sprintf("%3s", ucfirst $$notenames[$noteval]);
+		}
+
+		for($lowfret..$highfret) {
+			my $empty = "|";
+			if($_ == $lowfret && $lowfret == 0) {
+				$empty = "+";
+			}
+
+			$grid[$_ - $lowfret][$string] = $empty;
+		}
+
+		if(defined($fret)) {
+			$grid[$fret-$lowfret][$string] = $fret;
+		} else {
+			$grid[0][$string] = 'X';
+		}
+	}
+
+	my @rendered;
+	for(@grid) {
+		$_->[0] =~ s/^/ / if length($_->[0]) == 1;
+		$_->[0] =~ s/^/ /;
+		for($string=1; $string<@openstrings; $string++) {
+			$_->[$string] =~ s/^/-/ if length($_->[$string]) == 1;
+			$_->[$string] =~ s/^/-/;
+		}
+		push @rendered, join("", @$_);
+	}
+	push @rendered, $names;
+	push @rendered, $intervals;
+	return join("\n", @rendered);
+}
+
+# TODO: make this smarter. Currently it completely ignores accidentals
+# and takes the first match it finds. Also it gives up if it can't get
+# an exact match with a major scale (e.g. if given C and G chords only,
+# it gives up, whereas it really should guess either C or G as the key)
+# Probably need some kind of weighting system.
+sub guess_key {
+	my ($k, $n, $ret, @possibles);
+	for $k (0..11) {
+		my $found = 1;
+		for $n (0, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11) {
+			$found = 0 if not $keynotes[($k + $n) % 12];
+		}
+		if($found) {
+			push @possibles, uc($$notenames[$k]);
+			$ret = $k unless defined $ret;
+		}
+	}
+
+	if(@possibles == 0) {
+		warn "$self: Can't guess key, use -k to set\n";
+	} elsif(@possibles > 1) {
+		warn "$self: Possible keys: " . join(" ", @possibles) .
+			", guessing " . $possibles[0] . ", use -k to set\n";
+	}
+
+	if($ret) {
+		if(grep { $_ == $ret } @sharpkeys) {
+			$notenames = \@sharpnames;
+		} else {
+			$notenames = \@flatnames;
+		}
+	}
+
+	return $ret;
+}
+
+sub parse_opt {
+	my $opt = shift;
+	$opt =~ s/^-+//;
+
+	if($opt eq 'h') {
+		usage();
+	} elsif($opt eq 'b') {
+		$notenames = \@flatnames;
+	} elsif($opt eq 's') {
+		$notenames = \@sharpnames;
+	} elsif($opt =~ /^x([+-]?\d+)/) {
+		$transpose = $1 + 0;
+	} elsif($opt =~ /^k([a-g][#b]?)(m?)/) {
+		my $keyopt = $1;
+		my $minor = $2;
+		$key = $notevals{lc $keyopt};
+		if(defined($key) and $minor) {
+			$key += 3;
+			$key %= 12;
+		}
+		if(defined($key)) {
+			if(grep { $_ == $key } @sharpkeys) {
+				$notenames = \@sharpnames;
+			} else {
+				$notenames = \@flatnames;
+			}
+		} else {
+			warn "$self: Invalid key '$1', ignoring\n";
+		}
+	} elsif($opt =~ /^f(\d+)/) {
+		$fretpos = $1 + 0;
+	} elsif($opt =~ /^s(\d+)/) {
+		$fretspan = $1 + 0;
+	} elsif($opt =~ /^t(.*)/) {
+		my $offset = 0;
+		my $tuning = $1;
+		if($tuning =~ s/([-+]\d+)$//) {
+			$offset = $1;
+		}
+
+		if($tuning =~ /^h(?:elp)?/i) {
+			tuning_help();
+		} elsif($tunings{$tuning}) {
+			parse_tuning($tunings{$tuning}, $offset);
+		} else {
+			parse_tuning($tuning, $offset);
+		}
+	} elsif($opt eq 'r') {
+		$forceroot = 1;
+	} elsif($opt eq 'i') {
+		$forceroot = 0;
+	} elsif($opt eq 'n') {
+		$findbackwards = 0;
+	} elsif($opt eq 'v') {
+		$findbackwards = 1;
+	} elsif($opt eq 'p') {
+		$allowpartial = 1;
+#} elsif($opt eq 'l') {
+#$allowholes = 0;
+	} elsif($opt eq 'd') {
+		dump_chord_shapes();
+	} else {
+		warn "$self: Invalid option '$_', use -h for help\n";
+	}
+}
+
+# main()
+
+for(@tuning_list) {
+	$tunings{$_->[0]} = $_->[1];
+}
+
+
+for(@ARGV) {
+	if(/^-/) {
+		parse_opt($_);
+	} else {
+		parse_chord($_);
+	}
+}
+
+if((defined $key) && !@chords) {
+# got a -k but no chords, show all triad chords in this key.
+	for(my $i = 0; $i < @majorscale; $i++) {
+		my $note = add_interval($majorscale[$i], $key);
+		my $name = $$notenames[$note];
+		my $type = $major_chord_types[$i];
+		parse_chord($name . $type);
+	}
+}
+
+unless(@chords) {
+	warn "$self: Found no valid chords\n";
+	usage();
+	exit 1;
+}
+
+unless(defined($key)) {
+	$key = guess_key();
+}
+
+for(@chords) {
+	print_chord($_);
+}
+
+if(defined $key) {
+	my $keyname = ucfirst($$notenames[$key]);
+	my $minkey = fix_note($key - 3);
+	my $minkeyname = ucfirst($$notenames[$minkey]);
+	print "Key: " . $keyname . " (" . $minkeyname . "m), " . $keysigs[$key] . "\n";
+	print $keyname . " major scale: ";
+	for(@majorscale) {
+		my $note = ($key + $_) % 12;
+		print ucfirst($$notenames[$note]) . " ";
+	}
+	print "\n";
+	print $minkeyname . " minor scale: ";
+	for(@minorscale) {
+		my $note = ($minkey + $_) % 12;
+		print ucfirst($$notenames[$note]) . " ";
+	}
+	print "\n";
+}
+
+# examples:
+
+# I know how to finger some chords, and need to know what they're called,
+# what notes are in them, and what key (if any) those chords imply:
+# chordspeller.pl 3,2,0,0,3,3 x,0,2,2,2,0 x,x,0,2,3,2
+
+# I know the chords in a song, and need to know the key of the song:
+# chordspeller.pl G A D
+
+# I know the chords in a song, and need to transpose it from G to A
+# (up 2 semitones):
+# chordspeller.pl -x2 G C Am D
+
+# Any of the above can be done in any tuning other than standard guitar
+# tuning by way of a -t<tuning> argument (see the help for the list).
+
+__END__
+---=cut-here=-------
+Gmin (ii)
+10-10--|--|--|-10
+ |  |  |  |  |  |
+ |--|--|--|-11--|
+ |  |  |  |  |  |
+ |--|-12-12--+--|
+ |  |  |  |  |  |
+ |--|--|--|--+--|
+ |  |  |  |  |  |
+ D  G  D  G Bb  D
+ 5  r  5  r b3  5
+
+---=cut-here=-------
+
+Each chord is 20x12 with fretspan 3 and 6 strings (actually they're 19x11
+with 3 columns and one row of padding). This allows a printer page that's
+80x66 chars to have a 4x5 grid of them (20 chords), with some room left
+at the top/bottom for things like the key, scales, etc. Also a 80x24
+xterm can display a 4x2 grid (8 chords).
+
+Formula:
+width = strings*3+1 + 3(padding)
+height = (fretspan+1) * 2 + 1(padding) + 1(title) + 1(notes) + 1(intervals)
+
+Compressed form:
+---=cut-here=-------
+Gmin (ii)
+10-10--|--|--|-10
+ |--|--|--|-11--|
+ |--|-12-12--|--|
+ |--|--|--|--|--|
+ D  G  D  G Bb  D
+ 5  r  5  r b3  5
+
+---=cut-here=-------
+height = (fretspan+1) + 1(padding) + 1(title) + 1(notes) + 1(intervals)
+
+6string, span3, you get 20x8, or 4x8 on 80x66 page, or 4x3 on 80x25 xterm.
+
+
+Very compressed form:
+---=cut-here=
+Gmin (ii)
+1010-|-|-|10
+ |-|-|-|11-|
+ |-|1212-|-|
+ |-|-|-|-|-|
+ D G D GBb D
+ 5 r 5 rb3 5
+
+---=cut-here=
+width = strings*2 + 1(padding)
+height = (fretspan+1) + 1(padding) + 1(title) + 1(notes) + 1(intervals)
+
+13x8. Gives 6x8 on paper, 6x3 on xterm, but harder to read... not so bad
+if all frets are single-digit though:
+
+---=cut-here=
+G7 (I)
+ +-+-0-0-0-+
+ |-|-|-|-|-1
+ |-2-|-|-|-|
+ 3-|-|-|-|-|
+ G B D G B G
+ 1 3 5 1 3b7
+
+---=cut-here=
+(notice the + instead of |, in the 0 position)
+
diff --git a/cjackbay b/cjackbay
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..7d68441
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cjackbay
@@ -0,0 +1,475 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl
+
+$VERSION="0.0.3";
+$CONFIG_PATH="/etc/cjackbay.conf:~/.cjackbay/cjackbayrc";
+$SAVEDIR="~/cjackbay/";
+
+{
+	no warnings; # recent perls throw lots of Curses::UI warnings.
+	use Curses::UI;
+}
+
+use IO::Select;
+use Getopt::Long;
+use POSIX;
+
+use warnings;
+
+sub parse_jack_lsp {
+	my (@inputs, @outputs);
+	my $cmd = $config{jack_lsp_path};
+	open my $lsp, "$cmd -s $jack_server_opt -cpt 2>&1|" or die $!;
+
+	my $is_input = 0;
+	my $port;
+	my $name = "";
+	my @conns = ();
+	for(<$lsp>) {
+		chomp;
+		#warn "$_\n";
+		if(/jack.*not.*running/i) {
+			$cui->disable_timer("monitor-timer");
+			my $ok = $cui->dialog(
+					-title => "Error",
+					-message => "JACK server '$jack_server_opt' not running",
+					-buttons => [ "ok" ],
+					);
+			$cui->enable_timer("monitor-timer");
+			return;
+		} else {
+			if(/^\s+(\d+\s+bit\s+.*)/) {
+				$port->{type} = $1;
+			} elsif(/^(\S.*)/) {
+				my $newname = $1;
+				undef $port;
+				$port->{name} = $newname;
+			} elsif(/^\tproperties:\s(.*+)/) {
+				my $props = $1;
+				$port->{is_input} = $props =~ /input/;
+				$port->{props} = $props;
+				if($port && $port->{is_input}) {
+					push @inputs, $port;
+				} elsif($port) {
+					push @outputs, $port;
+				}
+			} elsif(/^\s\s+(\S.*)/) {
+#warn "pushing $1";
+				push @{$port->{conns}}, $1;
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	return (\@inputs, \@outputs);
+}
+
+
+sub update_listboxen {
+	my ($inputs, $outputs) = parse_jack_lsp;
+	my @leftvals;
+	my %leftlabs;
+	my @rightvals;
+	my @rightlabs;
+
+	for(@$outputs) {
+		push @leftvals, $_;
+		$leftlabs{$_} = $_->{name};
+	}
+
+	for(@$inputs) {
+		push @rightvals, $_;
+		$rightlabs{$_} = $_->{name};
+	}
+
+	#warn "rightvals is @rightvals";
+	my $oldleft = $leftbox->get_active_id();
+	#warn "oldleft==$oldleft";
+	my $oldright = $rightbox->get_active_id();
+	$leftbox->onSelectionChange(sub { 1; });
+	$leftbox->set_selection($oldleft);
+	$rightbox->onChange(sub { 1; });
+	$leftbox->labels(\%leftlabs);
+	$leftbox->values(\@leftvals);
+	$rightbox->labels(\%rightlabs);
+	$rightbox->values(\@rightvals);
+	my @rports = @{$rightbox->{-values}};
+#my @rports = @{$rightbox->values()};
+	#warn "\@rports is @rports";
+
+	$leftbox->set_selection($oldleft);
+	$leftbox->{-ypos} = $oldleft;
+	$rightbox->{-ypos} = $oldright;
+	$leftbox->onSelectionChange(\&update_right_box);
+	$leftbox->draw;
+	&update_right_box;
+}
+
+sub update_right_box {
+	my $lport = $leftbox->get_active_value();
+	my $oldright = $rightbox->get_active_id();
+	$leftbox->onSelectionChange(sub { 1; });
+	$leftbox->set_selection($leftbox->get_active_id());
+	$leftbox->onSelectionChange(\&update_right_box);
+	#warn "lport->{name} is " . $lport->{name} . " conns is " . join(",", @{$lport->{conns}});
+	my @rports = @{$rightbox->{-values}};
+#my @rports = @{$rightbox->values()};
+	#warn "\@rports is @rports";
+	my @to_select = ();
+	$rightbox->onChange(sub { 1; });
+	$rightbox->clear_selection();
+	for my $lconn (@{$lport->{conns}}) {
+		for my $i (0..$#rports) {
+			#warn "checking rport " . $rports[$i]->{name};
+			if($lconn eq $rports[$i]->{name}) {
+				push @to_select, $i;
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	$rightbox->set_selection(@to_select);
+	$rightbox->{-ypos} = $oldright;
+	$rightbox->onChange(\&update_connections);
+	$rightbox->draw;
+}
+
+sub update_connections {
+	my $lport = $leftbox->get_active_value();
+	if(defined $lport) {
+		my @selected = $rightbox->get();
+		my $active = $rightbox->get_active_value();
+		if(grep { $_ == $active } @selected) {
+#$cmd = "jack_connect \"" . $lport->{name} . "\" \"" . $active->{name} . "\"";
+			$cmd = $config{jack_connect_path} || "jack_connect";
+		} else {
+#$cmd = "jack_disconnect \"" . $lport->{name} . "\" \"" . $active->{name} . "\"";
+			$cmd = $config{jack_disconnect_path} || "jack_disconnect";
+		}
+		open my $fh, "$cmd \"" . $lport->{name} . "\" \"" . $active->{name} . "\" 2>&1|" or die $!;
+		my $output = "";
+		while(<$fh>) { $output .= $_; }
+		if(!close $fh) {
+			if(!$output) {
+				if($cmd eq 'jack_connect') {
+					$output = "No reason given; maybe tried to connect\n" .
+						"an audio port to a MIDI port or vice-versa?";
+				} else {
+					$output = "No reason given; maybe another app\n" .
+						"already disconnected the ports?";
+				}
+			}
+		}
+		if($output) {
+			$cui->disable_timer("monitor-timer");
+			$cui->dialog(
+					-title => "$cmd failed",
+					-message => $output,
+					-buttons => [ "ok" ],
+					);
+			$cui->enable_timer("monitor-timer");
+		}
+	}
+#sleep 1;
+	update_listboxen;
+}
+
+sub make_listboxen {
+	my $lb = $win->add(
+			'listbox_left', 'Listbox',
+			-x => 1,
+			-y => 1,
+			-border => 1,
+			-fg => "white",
+			-bg => "blue",
+			-title => 'Outputs',
+			-width => $width/2-2,
+			-onselchange => \&update_right_box,
+			-wraparound => 1,
+			);
+
+	$lb->set_binding(\&output_props_dialog, ("p", "P"));
+
+	# GAAH! Before 1999 I never once saw "loose" as a misspelling of "lose",
+	# now it's enshrined in an API specification...
+	# Somehow the Internet is making us illiterate.
+	$lb->set_binding('loose-focus', (Curses::KEY_ENTER(), Curses::KEY_RIGHT(), " "));
+
+	my $rb = $win->add(
+			'listbox_right', 'Listbox',
+			-x => $width/2,
+			-y => 1,
+			-multi => 1,
+			-border => 1,
+			-fg => "yellow",
+			-bg => "blue",
+			-title => 'Inputs',
+			-width => $width/2-2,
+			-wraparound => 1,
+			);
+
+	$rb->set_binding('loose-focus', (Curses::KEY_RIGHT()));
+	$rb->set_binding(\&input_props_dialog, ("p", "P"));
+
+	return ($lb, $rb);
+}
+
+sub props_dialog {
+	my $port = shift;
+	my $content = "Name: " . $port->{name};
+	$content .= " " x (($width - 16) - length $content);
+	$content .= "\n";
+	$content .= "Type: " . $port->{type} . "\n";
+
+	for($port->{props}) {
+		$content .= "Direction: ";
+		if(/input/i) {
+			$content .= "Input (writable)\n";
+		} elsif(/output/i) {
+			$content .= "Output (readable)\n";
+		}
+
+		$content .= "Physical: ";
+		if(/physical/i) {
+			$content .= "Yes\n";
+		} else {
+			$content .= "No\n";
+		}
+
+		$content .= "Terminal: ";
+		if(/terminal/i) {
+			$content .= "Yes\n";
+		} else {
+			$content .= "No\n";
+		}
+
+		$content .= "Can Monitor: ";
+		if(/monitor/i) {
+			$content .= "Yes\n";
+		} else {
+			$content .= "No\n";
+		}
+
+		if($port->{conns} && @{$port->{conns}}) {
+			$content .= "Connected to:\n";
+			for my $conn (@{$port->{conns}}) {
+				$content .= "\t$conn\n";
+			}
+		} else {
+			$content .= "Not Connected";
+		}
+	}
+	$content =~ s/\n$//;
+
+#$content .= "longline" x 20;
+	$cut->disable_timer("monitor-timer");
+	$cui->dialog(
+			-title => "Port Properties",
+			-message => $content,
+			-buttons => [ "ok" ],
+			);
+	$cut->enable_timer("monitor-timer");
+}
+
+sub output_props_dialog {
+	props_dialog($leftbox->get_active_value());
+}
+
+sub input_props_dialog {
+	props_dialog($rightbox->get_active_value());
+}
+
+sub disconnect_all_dialog {
+	$cut->disable_timer("monitor-timer");
+	my $got = $cui->dialog(
+			-title => "Warning",
+			-tbg => 'black',
+			-tfg => 'red',
+			-bg => 'black',
+			-fg => 'red',
+			-message => "You are about to remove all JACK connections.\n" .
+			            "There is NO undo option. Are you sure you want\n" .
+							"to do this?",
+			-buttons => [ "no", "yes" ],
+			);
+	$cut->enable_timer("monitor-timer");
+	if($got == 1) {
+		my ($inputs, $outputs) = parse_jack_lsp;
+		for my $out (@$outputs) {
+			next unless $out->{conns};
+			for my $in (@{$out->{conns}}) {
+				system("jack_disconnect \"" . $out->{name} . "\" \"" . $in . "\" 2>/dev/null");
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	update_listboxen;
+}
+
+# main():
+
+$result = GetOptions(
+		'server=s', \$jack_server_opt,
+		'help', \$help_opt,
+		'version', \$ver_opt,
+		);
+
+$jack_server_opt = $ENV{JACK_DEFAULT_SERVER} if !defined $jack_server_opt;
+$jack_server_opt = $config{default_jack_server} if !defined $jack_server_opt;
+$jack_server_opt = "default" if !defined $jack_server_opt;
+
+($progname = $0) =~ s,.*/,,;
+if($help_opt or !$result) {
+	print <<EOF;
+$progname - Perl Curses::UI based JACK patchbay
+
+Usage: $progname [options]
+
+Options:
+	-s, --server <name>      Connect to JACK server named <name>
+	-h, --help               Display this help message
+	-v, --version            Show $progname version
+
+See the manual ("man $progname") for more information.
+EOF
+	exit !$result;
+}
+
+if($ver_opt) {
+	print "$progname $VERSION\n";
+	exit 0;
+}
+
+%config = (
+		default_jack_server => 'default',
+		jack_lsp_path => 'jack_lsp',
+		jack_connect_path => 'jack_connect',
+		jack_disconnect_path => 'jack_disconnect',
+		jack_evmon_path => 'jack_evmon',
+		jack_wait_path => 'jack_wait',
+		monitoring => 0,
+		border_bg_color => '',
+		border_fg_color => '',
+		banner_bg_color => '',
+		banner_fg_color => 'magenta',
+		tab_fg_color => '',
+		tab_bg_color => '',
+		output_bg_color => 'blue',
+		output_fg_color => 'white',
+		input_bg_color => 'blue',
+		input_fg_color => 'yellow',
+		);
+
+@config_errs = ();
+for my $file (split /:/, $CONFIG_PATH) {
+	my $origfile = $file;
+	$file =~ s/^~/$ENV{HOME}/;
+	if(open my $conf, "<$file") {
+		my $line = 0;
+		while(<$conf>) {
+			$line++;
+			s/\r//g; # in case the file's a DOS \r\n "text" file
+			chomp;
+			s/#.*//; # remove comments
+			s/^\s*//; # remove leading spaces
+			s/\s*$//; # remove trailing spaces
+			next if /^$/; # skip this line if nothing is left
+			if(!/=/) {
+				push @config_errs, "$origfile:$line: syntax error: missing = sign";
+				next;
+			}
+			my($k, $v) = split /\s*=\s*/, $_, 2;
+			if(!exists $config{$k}) {
+				push @config_errs, "$origfile:$line: ignoring invalid key '$k'";
+				next;
+			} else {
+				$config{$k} = $v;
+			}
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+$cui = Curses::UI->new(-color_support => 1);
+$win = $cui->add('win', 'Window', -border => 0);
+$banner = $win->add('title', 'Label', -text => "cjackbay v$VERSION - [P]roperties [R]efresh [S]ave [L]oad [D]isconAll [Q]uit");
+
+$width = $ENV{COLS} || 80;
+
+($leftbox, $rightbox) = make_listboxen;
+
+$banner->set_color_fg($config{banner_fg_color}) if $config{banner_fg_color};
+$banner->set_color_bg($config{banner_bg_color}) if $config{banner_bg_color};
+
+$leftbox->set_color_bg($config{output_bg_color}) if $config{output_bg_color};
+$leftbox->set_color_fg($config{output_fg_color}) if $config{output_fg_color};
+
+$rightbox->set_color_bg($config{input_bg_color}) if $config{input_bg_color};
+$rightbox->set_color_fg($config{input_fg_color}) if $config{input_fg_color};
+
+$leftbox->set_color_tfg($config{tab_fg_color}) if $config{tab_fg_color};
+$rightbox->set_color_tfg($config{tab_fg_color}) if $config{tab_fg_color};
+
+$leftbox->set_color_tbg($config{tab_bg_color}) if $config{tab_bg_color};
+$rightbox->set_color_tbg($config{tab_bg_color}) if $config{tab_bg_color};
+
+$leftbox->set_color_bfg($config{border_fg_color}) if $config{border_fg_color};
+$rightbox->set_color_bfg($config{border_fg_color}) if $config{border_fg_color};
+
+$leftbox->set_color_bbg($config{border_bg_color}) if $config{border_bg_color};
+$rightbox->set_color_bbg($config{border_bg_color}) if $config{border_bg_color};
+
+update_listboxen;
+
+$leftbox->focus();
+
+if(@config_errs) {
+	my $numerrs = scalar @config_errs;
+	my $showing = ':';
+	my $s = @config_errs == 1 ? "" : "s";
+	if($numerrs > 10) {
+		$#config_errs = 9;
+		$showing = ", showing first 10:";
+	}
+	$cui->dialog(
+			-title => "Config File Error$s",
+			-message => "Found $numerrs error$s parsing config$showing\n" .
+			            join("\n", @config_errs),
+			-buttons => [ "ok" ],
+			);
+}
+
+# Global key bindings
+$cui->set_binding(sub { exit 0; }, ("q", "Q", Curses::UI::Common::CUI_ESCAPE()));
+$cui->set_binding(\&update_listboxen, "r", "R", "\cL", Curses::UI::Common::KEY_F(5));
+$cui->set_binding(\&disconnect_all_dialog, "d", "D");
+
+# Fire up the JACK monitoring "thread" (not really a thread!)
+if($config{monitoring}) {
+	$cui->set_timer("monitor-timer", \&update_listboxen, 1);
+}
+
+$cui->mainloop();
+
+__END__
+$ jack_lsp -cp | cat -A
+system:capture_1$
+^Iproperties: output,physical,terminal,$
+system:capture_2$
+^Iproperties: output,physical,terminal,$
+system:playback_1$
+   bristol:out_left$
+^Iproperties: input,physical,terminal,$
+system:playback_2$
+   bristol:out_right$
+^Iproperties: input,physical,terminal,$
+alsa_pcm:Midi-Through/midi_capture_1$
+^Iproperties: output,physical,terminal,$
+alsa_pcm:Midi-Through/midi_playback_1$
+^Iproperties: input,physical,terminal,$
+bristol:out_left$
+   system:playback_1$
+^Iproperties: output,$
+bristol:out_right$
+   system:playback_2$
+^Iproperties: output,$
+bristol:in_left$
+^Iproperties: input,$
+bristol:in_right$
+^Iproperties: input,$
+bristol:midi_in$
+^Iproperties: input,$
diff --git a/dasm2atasm b/dasm2atasm
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..b7ebe66
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dasm2atasm
@@ -0,0 +1,362 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+=head1 NAME
+
+dasm2atasm - converts 6502 assembly in DASM syntax to ATASM (or MAC/65) format.
+
+=head1 SYNOPSIS
+
+	dasm2atasm mycode.asm
+
+Writes output to I<mycode.m65>
+
+	dasm2atasm stuff.asm other.m65
+
+Reads from I<stuff.asm>, writes to I<other.m65>
+
+=head1 DESCRIPTION
+
+B<dasm2atasm> tries its best to convert DASM's syntax into something
+that B<ATASM> can use. Since B<ATASM>'s syntax is 99% compatible with
+that of B<MAC/65>, B<dasm2atasm> can be used for that as well.
+
+=head1 CAVEATS
+
+There are a few B<DASM> directives that aren't quite supported by
+B<ATASM>.
+
+=over 4
+
+=item echo
+
+In B<DASM> syntax, I<echo> can interpolate values, like so:
+
+	echo $100-*, " bytes of zero page left"
+
+B<ATASM>'s closest equivalent to I<echo> is I<.warn>, but it doesn't
+allow multiple arguments or interpolation. For now, B<dasm2atasm> just
+comments out the line with the I<echo> directive.
+
+=item seg and seg.u
+
+B<ATASM> just plain doesn't support segments. These directives will
+just be commented out. This I<shouldn't> have any effect on the
+object code.
+
+=item sta.w, sty.w, stx.w 
+
+B<ATASM> doesn't provide a way to force word addressing, when the operand
+of a store instruction will allow zero page addressing to be used. You'll
+run into this a lot in Atari 2600 code, or any other 6502 code that has to
+maintain sync with an external piece of hardware (using word addressing
+causes the 6502 to use an extra CPU cycle, which is the only way to cause
+a 1-cycle delay).
+
+For now, we're just converting any I<st?.w> instructions to the appropriate
+I<.byte> directives, like so:
+
+	;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `sta.w COLUPF', using .byte to generate opcode
+	.byte $8d, COLUPF, $00
+
+This works fine if I<COLUPF> is a zero-page label. It's possible, though
+unlikely, that you'll run across code where the programmer has used I<sta.w>
+with a label that would already cause absolute word addressing to be used,
+in which case the extra I<$00> will break our code (literally: I<$00> is
+the I<BRK> instruction!)
+
+This isn't likely to be fixed by I<dasm2atasm>. The correct fix will be to
+support I<sta.w> and friends in B<ATASM> itself, which may happen in the
+future.
+
+=item . (dot)
+
+B<DASM> allows the use of I<.> or I<*> to represent the current program counter
+in expressions. B<ATASM> only allows I<*>, and unless I want to include a
+full expression-parser in B<dasm2atasm>, I can't reliably translate this.
+
+For now, you'll have to fix this yourself. Future versions will at least
+make an attempt, but this one doesn't.
+
+=back
+
+=head1 AUTHOR
+
+B. Watson I<< <urchlay@urchlay.com> >>. Comments & constructive criticism
+welcome, or just a friendly `hello'. Spam will be redirected to /dev/null
+and so will the spammer's entire domain.
+
+=cut
+
+sub usage {
+	print <<EOF;
+Usage: $0 -[aclmr] infile.asm [outfile.m65]
+
+EOF
+	exit 1;
+}
+
+sub get_mac_sub {
+	my $rex = shift;
+	my $code = "sub { s/($rex)/\\U\$1/gio };";
+	#warn "code is $code";
+	return eval "$code";
+}
+
+sub unhex {
+	# makes a proper $xx, $xx, $xx list of bytes
+	# from a list of hex digits, spaces optional.
+	my $bytes = shift;
+	my $ret   = "";
+
+	$bytes =~ s/\s//g;
+
+	#warn "unhex: bytes is $bytes";
+
+	for($bytes =~ /(..)/g) {
+		#warn "unhex: found $_";
+		$ret .= "\$$_, ";
+	}
+
+	chop $ret;
+	chop $ret;
+
+	return $ret;
+}
+
+sub fix_include {
+	my $inc = shift;
+	my $old = $inc;
+	$inc =~ s/\.(\w+)("?)$/.m65$2/;
+
+	if($recursive) {
+		system("$cmd $old $inc");
+	} else {
+		warn "Don't forget to convert included file `$old' to .m65 format!\n";
+	}
+	return $inc;
+}
+
+sub do_subs {
+	# Do the dirty work of the substitutions. Only reason we have this
+	# as a subroutine of its own is for profiling purposes (and we do
+	# spend a *lot* of time here!)
+	my $line = shift;
+
+	for($line) {
+		s/^(\@?\w+):/$1/;      # no colons after labels, in atasm
+		s/%/~/g;               # binary constant
+		s/!=/<>/g;             # inequality
+
+		s/^(\s+)\.?echo(.*)/;;;;;$1.warn$2/i     &&
+			do { warn "$in, line $.:\n\t`.warn' not fully compatible with dasm's `echo', commented out\n" }
+												 && next;
+
+		# This is supposed to change e.g. `bpl .label' to `bpl @label'
+		s/^(\s+)([a-z]{3})(\s+)\.(\w+)/$1$2$3\@$4/i
+													&& next;
+
+
+		s/{(\d)}/%$1/g;        # macro arg (gotta do this *after* bin. constants!)
+
+# atasm doesn't support shifts, emulate with multiply/divide
+		s/\s*<<\s*(\d+)/"*" . 2**$1/eg;
+		s/\s*>>\s*(\d+)/"\/" . 2**$1/eg;
+
+# atasm chokes sometimes when there's whitespace around an operator
+#  unfortunately, a construct like `bne *-1' can't afford to lose the
+#  space before the *... why, oh why, does * have to be both multiply and
+#  program counter? *sigh*
+
+#		s/\s*([-!|\/+*&])\s*/$1/g;
+
+# ARGH. Why does dasm allow `byte #1, #2, #3'... and why do people *use* it?!
+  s/^(\s+)\.?byte(\s+)/$1.byte$2/i && do { s/#//g } && next;
+  s/^(\s+)\.?word(\s+)/$1.word$2/i && do { s/#//g } && next;
+  s/^(\s+)\.?dc\.w(\s+)/$1.word$2/i     && do { s/#//g } && next;
+  s/^(\s+)\.?dc(?:\.b)?(\s+)/$1.byte$2/i     && do { s/#//g } && next;
+
+# 20070529 bkw: turn ".DS foo" into ".DC foo 0"
+  s/^(\s+)\.?ds(\s+)(\S+)/$1.dc $3 0 /i     && do { s/#//g } && next;
+
+# I really want to add `hex' to atasm. 'til then though, fake with .byte
+		s/^(\s+)\.?hex\s+(.*)/$1 . '.byte ' .
+			unhex($2)/ie                && next;
+
+		s/^(\s+)\.?subroutine(.*)/$1.local$2/i && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?include(\s+)(.*)/$1 . '.include' . $2 . fix_include($3)/gie
+												 && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?equ\b/$1=/i       && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?repeat\b/$1.rept/i       && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?repend\b/$1.endr/i       && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?endm\b/$1.endm/i         && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?org(\s+)([^,]*).*$/$1*=$2$3/i             && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?incbin\b/$1\.incbin/i    && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?err(.*)/$1.error$2/i     && next; # TODO: see if atasm allows `.error' with no message.
+		s/^(\s+)\.?ifconst\s+(.*)/$1.if .def $2/i
+														&& next; # TODO: test this!
+		s/^(\s+)\.?else/$1.else/i           && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?endif/$1.endif/i         && next;
+		s/^(\s+)\.?if\s+(.*)/$1.if $2/i     && next;
+
+		# stuff that doesn't work:
+		s/^(\s+)(\.?seg(\..)?\s.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: `seg' not supported by atasm\n;;;;;$1$2/i
+												 && next;
+		s/^(\s+)(\.?processor\s.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: `processor' not supported by atasm\n;;;;;$1$2/i
+												 && next;
+
+		s/^(\s+)sta\.w(\s+)(.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `sta.w $3', using .byte to generate opcode\n$1.byte \$8d, <$3, >$3/i
+												 && next;
+
+		s/^(\s+)stx\.w(\s+)(.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `stx.w $3', using .byte to generate opcode\n$1.byte \$8e, <$3, >$3/i
+												 && next;
+
+		s/^(\s+)sta\.w(\s+)(.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `sty.w $3', using .byte to generate opcode\n$1.byte \$8c, <$3, >$3/i
+												 && next;
+
+		# atasm lacks `align', so make up for it with a macro
+		if(s/(\s)\.?align(\s+)(.*)/$1ALIGN$2$3/i) {
+			if(!$align_defined) { # only gotta define it if not already defined.
+				for($align_macro) {
+					$_ =~ s/^/($linenum += 10) . " "/gme if $linenum;
+					$_ =~ s/\n/\x9b/g if $a8eol;
+				}
+
+				print OUT $align_macro; # no, I wouldn't use these globals in a CS class assignment.
+				$align_defined++;
+			}
+			next;
+		}
+
+		# macros. This is by far the biggest pain in the ass yet.
+		s/(\s)\.?mac\b/$1.macro/i;
+		if(/(\s)\.macro(\s+)(\w+)/) {
+			$mac_regex .= "|\\b$3\\b";
+			$mac_sub = get_mac_sub($mac_regex);
+		}
+
+		if(ref $mac_sub) { # if we've found at least one macro so far...
+			&$mac_sub;      # CAPITALIZE everything matching a macro name
+		}  # note: this code assumes macros are *always* defined before they're
+         # used. atasm requires this, but does dasm?
+
+	}
+	return $line;
+}
+
+## main() ##
+
+$ca65 = 0;
+$a8eol = 0;
+$linenum = 0;
+$recursive = 0;
+
+$cmd = $0;
+
+while($ARGV[0] =~ /^-/i) {
+	my $opt = shift;
+	$cmd .= " $opt";
+
+	if($opt eq "-c") {
+		$ca65++;
+	} elsif($opt eq "-a") {
+		$a8eol++;
+	} elsif($opt eq "-l") {
+		$linenum = 1000;
+	} elsif($opt eq "-m") {
+		$a8eol++;
+		$linenum = 1000;
+	} elsif($opt eq "-r") {
+		$recursive++;
+	} elsif($opt eq "--") {
+		last;
+	} else {
+		warn "Unknown option '$opt'\n";
+		usage;
+	}
+}
+
+if($ca65 && ($linenum || $a8eol)) {
+	die "Can't use line numbers and/or Atari EOLs with ca65 output\n";
+}
+
+$align_macro = <<EOF;
+;;;;;; ALIGN macro defined by dasm2atasm
+ .macro ALIGN
+ *= [[*/%1]+1] * %1
+ .endm
+EOF
+
+$align_defined = 0; # we only need to emit the macro definition once.
+
+$in  = shift || usage;
+$out = shift;
+
+($out = $in) =~ s/(\.\w+)?$/.m65/ unless $out;
+
+die "$0: can't use $in for both input and output\n" if $out eq $in;
+
+open IN,  "<$in"  or die      "Can't read $in: $!\n";
+open OUT, ">$out" or die "Can't write to $out: $!\n";
+
+$hdr = <<EOF;
+;;; Converted from DASM syntax with command:
+;   $cmd $in $out
+
+EOF
+
+for($hdr) {
+	$_ =~ s/^/($linenum += 10) . " "/gme if $linenum;
+	$_ =~ s/\n/\x9b/g if $a8eol;
+}
+
+print OUT $hdr;
+
+if($ca65) {
+	print OUT <<EOF;
+;;; ca65 features enabled by dasm2atasm
+;   To build with ca65:
+;     ca65 -o foo.o -t none foo.asm
+;     ld65 -o foo.bin -t none foo.o
+.FEATURE pc_assignment
+.FEATURE labels_without_colons
+
+EOF
+}
+
+$mac_regex = "!THIS_ISNT_SUPPOSED_TO_MATCH";
+$mac_sub   = ""; # this will be the code ref we call to match $mac_regex
+
+while(<IN>) {
+	chomp;
+	s/\r//; # you might not want this on dos/win, not sure if it matters.
+	$label = "";
+
+	if(/^(\w+)\s*=\s*\1/i) {
+		print OUT ";;;;; dasm2atasm: labels are case-insensitive in atasm\n";
+		$line = ";;;;; $_ ; This assignment is an error in atasm";
+		next;
+	}
+
+# do this before we split out the label:
+	s/^\./\@/;             # local label (dot in dasm, @ in atasm)
+
+	if(s/^([^:;\s]*):?(\s+)/$2/) {
+		$label = $1;
+	}
+
+	($line, $comment) = split /;/, $_, 2;
+	next unless $line;
+	
+	$line = do_subs($line);
+
+} continue {
+	if($linenum) {
+		print OUT "$linenum ";
+		$linenum += 10;
+	}
+
+	print OUT $label if $label;
+	print OUT $line if $line;
+	print OUT ";$comment" if $comment;
+	print OUT ($a8eol ? "\x9b" : "\n");
+}
diff --git a/find_key b/find_key
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..485e728
--- /dev/null
+++ b/find_key
@@ -0,0 +1,176 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+# Key detection. Uses libsndfile + its perl bindings, vamp-plugin-sdk,
+# qm-vamp-plugins, and mplayer (for decoding mp3 files, since sndfile
+# doesn't)
+
+# Output is the output from the qm-keydetector plugin (with its key numbers
+# converted to key names), followed by a list of all keys detected, sorted
+# descending by the amount of the song that was in that key.
+
+# The user is expected to understand what relative keys are: if 70% of the song
+# is in G and 30% is in E minor (same actual key, relative minor), it's up to
+# the user to listen to the song and decide whether it sounds more major or minor.
+
+# 20140107 bkw: hack to add support for anything SndFile can't read, by
+# using mplayer to convert to tmp.wav
+
+use Audio::SndFile;
+
+our @keynames = split /\s/, 'none C Db D Eb E F F# G Ab A Bb B Cm C#m Dm Ebm Em Fm F#m Gm G#m Am Bbm Bm none';
+
+our %relative_majors = (
+		'Cm' => 'Eb',
+		'C#m' => 'E',
+		'Dm' => 'F',
+		'Ebm' => 'F#',
+		'Em' => 'G',
+		'Fm' => 'Ab',
+		'F#m' => 'A',
+		'Gm' => 'Bb',
+		'G#m' => 'B',
+		'Am' => 'C',
+		'Bbm' => 'Db',
+		'Bm' => 'D',
+		);
+
+our %relative_minors = (
+		'Eb' => 'Cm',
+		'E' => 'C#m',
+		'F' => 'Dm',
+		'F#' => 'Ebm',
+		'G' => 'Em',
+		'Ab' => 'Fm',
+		'A' => 'F#m',
+		'Bb' => 'Gm',
+		'B' => 'G#m',
+		'C' => 'Am',
+		'Db' => 'Bbm',
+		'D' => 'Bm',
+		);
+
+if(!@ARGV || $ARGV[0] =~ /^--?h(elp)?/) {
+	print <<EOF;
+$0: Find key of music in audio (or maybe video) files.
+
+Usage: $0 [-m|-M] file.wav [file.wav ...]
+
+-m: Force all keys to minor
+-M: Force all keys to major
+EOF
+	exit 0;
+}
+
+for(@ARGV) {
+	if(/^-M/) {
+		$fold_major = 1;
+		$fold_minor = 0;
+		next;
+	} elsif(/^-m/) {
+		$fold_major = 0;
+		$fold_minor = 1;
+		next;
+	}
+
+	my $sec;
+	{
+		my $sf;
+		eval {
+			$sf = Audio::SndFile->open("<", $_);
+		};
+		if($@) {
+			warn "Extracting to tmp.wav\n";
+			system("mplayer -vo null -ao pcm:fast:file=tmp.wav \"$_\"");
+			$sf = Audio::SndFile->open("<", "tmp.wav");
+			$_ = "tmp.wav";
+		}
+		$sec = ($sf->frames) * (1 / $sf->samplerate);
+	}
+	printf "file is %03.2f sec\n", $sec;
+
+	my $oldstamp = -1;
+	my $oldkey = -1;
+
+	my $got = `vamp-simple-host qm-vamp-plugins:qm-keydetector "$_" 2`;
+	die "Analysis failed\n" unless defined $got;
+
+	print "\n";
+
+	my @got = split "\n", $got;
+## 	for my $line (@got) {
+## 		my ($pre, $post) = split(/:/, $line);
+## 		my $gotkey = $keynames[$post];
+## 		my $gotrel;
+## 		if($gotkey =~ /m$/) {
+## 			$gotrel = get_relative_major($gotkey);
+## 		} else {
+## 			$gotrel = get_relative_minor($gotkey);
+## 		}
+## 		$line =~ s/:\s(\d+)\s*/": $gotkey ($gotrel)"/e;
+## 		print $line . "\n";
+## 	}
+
+	for(@got) {
+		my ($key, $relkey);
+		s/^\s*//;
+		s/\s*$//;
+		my ($stamp, $keynum) = split /: /, $_;
+		$keynum =~ s/\s.*//;
+		$key = $keynames[$keynum];
+		if($fold_major) {
+			$key = get_relative_major($key);
+		} elsif($fold_minor) {
+			$key = get_relative_minor($key);
+		}
+		if($key =~ /m$/) {
+			$relkey = get_relative_major($key);
+		} else {
+			$relkey = get_relative_minor($key);
+		}
+		if($oldstamp != -1) {
+			$times{$oldkey} += ($stamp - $oldstamp);
+		}
+		$oldstamp = $stamp;
+		$oldkey = $key;
+		print "$stamp: $key ($relkey)\n";
+	}
+
+	$times{$oldkey} += ($sec - $oldstamp);
+
+	print "\n";
+	for(sort { $times{$b} <=> $times{$a} } keys %times) {
+		printf "%3s: %4.2f sec, %4.2f%%\n", $_, $times{$_}, $times{$_} / $sec * 100;
+	}
+}
+
+sub get_relative_major {
+	my $key = shift || die "missing key";
+	return $relative_majors{$key} || $key;
+}
+
+sub get_relative_minor {
+	my $key = shift || die "missing key";
+	return $relative_minors{$key} || $key;
+}
+
+__END__
+Output of plugin:
+- Estimated key (from C major = 1 to B major = 12 and C minor = 13 to B minor = 24)
+
+Looks like:
+ 0.000000000: 23
+ 54.984852607: 16
+ 59.443083900: 4
+ 71.331700680: 16
+ 78.019047619: 18
+ 78.762086167: 23
+ 95.108934240: 18
+ 97.338049886: 4
+ 110.712743764: 9
+ 112.198820861: 23
+ 210.279909297: 18
+ 215.481179138: 4
+ 216.967256235: 18
+ 222.168526077: 11
+ 231.084988662: 4
+ 234.057142857: 2
diff --git a/find_tuning b/find_tuning
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..cbb4d73
--- /dev/null
+++ b/find_tuning
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+# 20110531 bkw: dirt-stupid wrapper for nnls-chroma's tuning estimator.
+# Depends on vamp-plugin-sdk and nnls-chroma. Will choke on some filenames
+# (e.g. ones with double-quotes, backticks, dollar signs...)
+
+# 20121106 bkw: Adding support for other formats besides wav/ogg/flac.
+
+# Although vamp-simple-host uses libsndfile, which supports ogg/vorbis,
+# in practice it doesn't work real well: takes 120x (!) as long to analyze
+# an ogg file as it does to extract with oggdec and analyze that.
+
+# Basically, anything that isn't named .wav or .flac will get decoded to wav
+# with mplayer. This means we can actually use find_tuning on video files.
+# It also means we're trusting the input filename extension to be correct!
+
+if($ARGV[0] && $ARGV[0] eq '-q') {
+	$quiet++;
+	shift;
+}
+
+for(@ARGV) {
+	my $infile;
+	my $rm_infile = 0;
+	my $vamperrfile = "/tmp/find_tuning_$$.vamperrs";
+
+	if(/\.(?:wav|flac)$/i) {
+		$infile = $_;
+	} else {
+		$infile = "/tmp/find_tuning_$$.wav";
+		$rm_infile = 1;
+		warn "Decoding $_ with mplayer\n" unless $quiet;
+		system("mplayer -really-quiet -benchmark -vo null -ao pcm:fast:file=\"$infile\" \"$_\"");
+	}
+
+	warn "Analyzing with nnls-chroma\n" unless $quiet;
+	$freq = `vamp-simple-host nnls-chroma.so:tuning "$infile" 2>$vamperrfile`;
+	chomp $freq;
+
+	$freq =~ s/.*: //s || do {
+		$errs = `cat $vamperrfile`;
+		die "Analysis failed: $errs\n";
+	};
+
+	$freq =~ s/\s.*//;
+	$cents = 1200 * (log($freq/440)/log(2));
+
+	if($quiet) {
+		printf "%+2.2f\n", $cents;
+	} else {
+		printf "\n$_: A = $freq Hz, %+2.2f cents\n", $cents;
+	}
+
+	unlink $infile if $rm_infile;
+	unlink $vamperrfile;
+}
diff --git a/fixrtcaps b/fixrtcaps
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..ba7978d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/fixrtcaps
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+# Released into the public domain by B. Watson <yalhcru@gmail.com>
+# No warranty of any kind. If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
+
+BINDIRS="/usr/bin /usr/local/bin"
+
+fix_rt_caps() {
+	echo "Looking for JACK binaries in $1"
+	cd "$1" || return
+	find . -type f | xargs file | grep ELF.*executable | cut -d: -f1 | while read bin; do
+		if ldd $bin 2>/dev/null | grep -q libjack; then
+			echo "setting caps on $( readlink -f $1/$bin )"
+			/sbin/setcap cap_ipc_lock,cap_sys_nice=ep $bin
+		fi
+	done
+}
+
+if [ "$1" = "-h" -o "$1" = "--help" ]; then
+	cat <<EOF
+$( basename $0 ) v1.0: set POSIX realtime priority and unlimited memory lock
+capabilities on JACK-using binaries.
+
+Usage: $( basename $0 ) <optional list of directories>
+
+With no arguments, the default list of directories is:
+  $BINDIRS
+EOF
+	exit 0
+fi
+
+if [ $# = 0 ]; then
+	set $BINDIRS
+fi
+
+for dir in "$@"; do fix_rt_caps $dir; done
diff --git a/freqnote.pl b/freqnote.pl
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..eaf68ab
--- /dev/null
+++ b/freqnote.pl
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+# convert a frequency to a note name.
+# formula came from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Note
+# p = 69 + 12 * log2(f/440)
+# ...where f is in Hz and p is the MIDI note number
+
+@notenames = (
+		'C', 'C#', 'D', 'D#', 'E', 'F', 'F#', 'G', 'G#', 'A', 'A#', 'B'
+		);
+
+sub log2 {
+	return log($_[0])/log(2);
+}
+
+sub midi2note {
+	my $pitch = int(shift);
+	my $class = $notenames[$pitch % 12];
+	my $octave = int($pitch / 12) - 1;
+	return $class . $octave;
+}
+
+for(@ARGV) {
+	my $p = 69 + 12 * log2($_ / 440);
+	my $pitch = int($p);
+	my $cents = int(($p - $pitch) * 1000)/10;
+	if($cents > 50) {
+		$pitch++;
+		$cents = $cents - 100;
+	}
+	if($cents == 0) {
+		$cents = "";
+	} elsif($cents > 0) {
+		$cents = "+$cents" . "c";
+	} else {
+		$cents .= "c";
+	}
+	print $_ . "Hz = MIDI $pitch = " . midi2note($pitch) . " $cents\n";
+}
diff --git a/lddsafe b/lddsafe
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..a39c009
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lddsafe
@@ -0,0 +1,158 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+#
+# lddsafe - Safely print shared library dependencies (similar to ldd).
+# Author: Ricardo Garcia Gonzalez.
+# Author: Ivan Mironov.
+# License: Public domain code.
+#
+
+# Better for grep and expected output of other tools.
+export LANG=C
+
+# Expand globs to nothing when no match is found.
+shopt -s nullglob
+
+# Print error and exit.
+die()
+{
+	echo "ERROR: $1" 1>&2
+	exit 1
+}
+
+# Find required program.
+findexec()
+{
+	which "$1" >/dev/null 2>/dev/null || die "$1 not found"
+}
+
+# Check file exists and is readable.
+checkreadable()
+{
+	[ -r "$1" ] || die "$1 missing or not readable"
+}
+
+# Check for bash version.
+[ -n "$BASH_VERSION" ] || die "Bash required"
+[ ${BASH_VERSINFO[0]} -ge 4 ] || die "Bash version 4 or later required"
+
+# Check needed programs.
+findexec objdump
+findexec readelf
+findexec dirname
+findexec sed
+
+# Check needed files.
+checkreadable /etc/ld.so.conf
+
+# Check arguments.
+[ "$1" == "-n" ] && recursive=0 || recursive=1
+[ "$1" == "-n" ] && shift
+if [ $# -eq 0 ]; then
+	echo "Usage: $( basename $0 ) [-n] FILE..." 2>&1
+	exit 1
+fi
+for arg in "$@"; do
+	checkreadable "$1"
+done
+
+# Recursively print the list of files included from /etc/ld.so.conf.
+ld_so_conf_deps()
+{
+	echo "$1"
+	dirname="$( dirname "$1" )"
+	patterns="$( sed -n 's/^include[\ \t]\+\(.\+\)$/\1/p' "$1" )"
+	set -o noglob
+	for pattern in $patterns; do
+		set +o noglob
+		case $pattern in
+			/*)
+				for file in $pattern; do
+					ld_so_conf_deps "$file"
+				done
+				;;
+			*)
+				for file in $dirname/$pattern; do
+					ld_so_conf_deps "$file"
+				done
+				;;
+		esac
+	done
+	set +o noglob
+}
+
+# Additional library directories.
+LD_LIBRARY_PATH_LIBS="${LD_LIBRARY_PATH//:/ }"
+MORELIBDIRS="$( sed '/^include[\ \t]/d' $( ld_so_conf_deps /etc/ld.so.conf ) )"
+
+# Search for a given library name.
+searchlib()
+{
+	found=0
+	for libdir in $LIBDIRS; do
+		path="$libdir"/"$1"
+		if [ -r "$path" ]; then
+			found=1
+			break
+		fi
+	done
+	[ $found -eq 1 ] && echo "$path"
+}
+
+# Already visited libraries.
+declare -A VISITEDLIBS
+
+# Print dependency results, recursively.
+recursivedeps()
+{
+	for lib in $( objdump -p "$1" | \
+		      sed -n 's,^ *NEEDED \+\([^ ]\+\) *$,\1,p' ); do
+		if [ ! "${VISITEDLIBS[$lib]}" ]; then
+			VISITEDLIBS["$lib"]=1
+			file=`searchlib "$lib"`
+			if [ "$file" ]; then
+				echo "	$lib => $file"
+				[ $recursive -eq 1 ] && recursivedeps "$file"
+			else
+				echo "	$lib => not found"
+			fi
+		fi
+	done
+}
+
+# Search symbol names in library directories.
+for arg in "$@"; do
+	# Print file name when more than one file given.
+	[ $# -gt 1 ] && echo "${arg}:"
+
+	# Set appropriate library search directories.
+	class=$( readelf -h $arg 2>/dev/null | \
+		 sed -n 's/^[ \t]*Class:[\ \t]\+\(.\+\)/\1/p' )
+	if [ -z "$class" ]; then
+		echo "$arg: not an ELF file" 2>&1
+		continue
+	fi
+	if [ $class != ELF32 -a $class != ELF64 ]; then
+		echo "$arg: unknown ELF format" 2>&1
+		continue
+	fi
+	if [ $class == ELF64 ]; then
+		if [ -d /lib64 ]; then
+			stdlibs="/lib64 /usr/lib64"
+		else
+			stdlibs="/lib /usr/lib"
+		fi
+	else # $class == ELF32
+		if [ -d /lib32 ]; then
+			stdlibs="/lib32 /usr/lib32"
+		else
+			stdlibs="/lib /usr/lib"
+		fi
+	fi
+	LIBDIRS="$LD_LIBRARY_PATH_LIBS $MORELIBDIRS $stdlibs"
+
+	# Get a unique list of library dependencies for this argument.
+	unset VISITEDLIBS
+	declare -A VISITEDLIBS
+	recursivedeps "$arg"
+done
+exit 0
diff --git a/lddtree b/lddtree
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..5a1cd1a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lddtree
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+for i in "$@"; do
+	echo "$i:"
+	lddsafe -n $i|awk '{ print $3 }'| xargs lddsafe -n | sed 's,^,  ,'
+	echo
+done
diff --git a/mkclick.pl b/mkclick.pl
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..292ec8d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/mkclick.pl
@@ -0,0 +1,663 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl
+
+# mkclick.pl, click track generator.
+# No external modules, binaries, or data files, we just need perl 5.x.
+
+use bytes;
+use warnings;
+
+# These 3 are hard-coded constants (could be changed if you really want to)
+$samprate = 48000;
+$defaultduration = 600;
+$defaultfile = "klik.wav";
+
+$defaultmin = $defaultduration / 60;
+
+$self = $0;
+$self =~ s,.*/,,;
+
+# this script contains the click sound as a hexdump of a 16-bit mono 48k wav,
+# so we don't depend on any external files.
+while(<DATA>) {
+	chomp;
+	$click .= pack("H*", $_);
+}
+
+# number of samples (NOT bytes!) in the click sound. If the tempo is above ~305,
+# this gets reassigned to whatever size we trim the click sound to.
+$clicksamp = length($click) / 2;
+
+sub usage {
+	warn $self . ": " . $_[0] . "\n\n" if $_[0];
+	warn <<EOF;
+$self, 20131119 B. Watson <yalhcru\@gmail.com>
+
+Generates a click track of a given tempo and duration.
+Licensed under the WTFPL.
+
+Usage: $self [tempo] <[duration]>
+
+tempo is in beats per minute (floating point).
+
+duration is seconds, default $defaultduration (aka $defaultmin minutes).
+
+Output is written to $defaultfile if standard output is a tty, or
+to standard output if it's not a tty (e.g. if it's redirected or piped).
+
+Output is a mono 48k signed 16-bit .wav file, ready to be imported into
+ardour (for example). Note to ardour 2.x users: don't name a track "click"
+or you won't be able to load your session next time you start ardour!
+
+There is no time signature because there are no accents. The output is just
+a series of identical clicks, which you can think of as 3/4, 4/4, or
+whatever your song is in.
+
+The click sound came from the "GMKit" drum sample set distributed with
+the Hydrogen drum machine. If you've never used Hydrogen, check it out at
+http://www.hydrogen-music.org
+EOF
+	exit 1;
+}
+
+my ($bpm, $duration, $timesig) = @ARGV;
+usage() unless $bpm && ($bpm =~ /^[.\d]+$/);
+$duration = $defaultduration unless $duration;
+
+# $period is in samples, not bytes
+$period = $samprate * 60 / $bpm;
+
+# if the tempo is so fast that each beat is shorter than the length of the
+# click sound, we cut off the end of the click sound. This works OK for any
+# sane tempo someone might actually be able to play at.
+if($period < $clicksamp) {
+	$click = substr($click, 0, $period);
+	$clicksamp = $period / 2;
+}
+
+if(-t STDOUT) {
+	$outfile = $defaultfile;
+	warn "$self: writing click track to $defaultfile\n";
+} else {
+	warn "$self: writing click track to standard output\n";
+}
+
+$limit = $duration * $samprate;
+
+$next = $period;
+$pos = 0;
+$outsamp = 0;
+
+# An earlier version of this script used to open a pipe to sox and write
+# raw samples to it. Now the output gets built up in a string in memory,
+# which means we don't depend on sox being present, plus it turns out to
+# be faster (unless you run out of memory, but 10 minutes of audio is less
+# than 60 megabytes, shouldn't be a problem for anyone able to run perl 5.x).
+$output = "";
+
+# The loop below could probably be more elegant, but it works as is.
+# No interpolation is done, the clicks start on an even sample boundary,
+# so we keep track of where we are and where we should be in the output
+# stream, to minimize jitter. Result is that every click is either on time
+# or less than 1/48000 sec early (a robot drummer might notice that
+# amount of jitter but no human will).
+# The results were tested by importing into ardour and listening to the
+# imported audio mixed with ardour's built-in click (well, beep) track.
+while($next <= $limit) {
+	my $silence = (int($next) - int($pos)) - $clicksamp;
+	$output .= $click;
+	$outsamp += $clicksamp;
+	$output .= +(chr(0).chr(0)) x $silence;
+	$outsamp += $silence;
+	$pos = $next;
+	$next += $period;
+}
+
+if($outfile) {
+	open OUT, ">$outfile" or die "$self: can't create $outfile: $@\n";
+	select(OUT);
+}
+
+# print RIFF header with correct length, followed by the output samples.
+# If you really want to know how the fmt chunk is defined, go look up
+# the wav file spec on wikipedia or something.
+print "RIFF" .
+	pack("V*", length($output) + 0x24) .   # riff data length
+	"WAVE" .                               # yes, it's a wav file
+	"fmt " .                               # format chunk follows:
+	pack("H*", "100000000100010080bb00000077010002001000") . # means '48k mono signed 16-bit', honest
+	"data" .                               # data chunk contains the samples...
+	pack("V*", length($output)) .          # ...and is this long.
+	$output;                               # rest of the file is the actual samples
+
+exit 0;
+
+# The data after __END__ came from:
+# flac --decode /usr/share/hydrogen/data/drumkits/GMkit/stick_Woody.flac -c > click.wav
+# sox click.wav -r 48000 click.raw tempo 1.5
+# perl -Mbytes -e 'undef $/; $a=<>; $b=unpack("H*", $a); $b=~s,(.{72}),\1\n,g; print $b' < click.raw
+
+# Without the 'tempo 1.5', max bpm would be limited to 205. With it, max bpm
+# is around 300, and the sped-up click samples still sound good to me (and if
+# the max is exceeded, chopping off the end of the click *still* sounds OK).
+
+__END__
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diff --git a/noobfarm b/noobfarm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6f865fc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/noobfarm
@@ -0,0 +1,25288 @@
+This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English.
+
+<Goblet> let's emulate netbios?
+<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE
+&
+lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE
+<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE
+<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE
+<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE
+THERE! I'M HERE!
+<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY?
+<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES?
+<sjmSK> AT LEA
+ST NOT ME
+<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME
+<sjmSK> NOT ME
+<_jv> NOT ME
+<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT.
+<bLeRp> MEEEE!
+<G
+oblet> (blerp is a samba box)
+<__pint> HEY I AM HERE!
+<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL
+ABOUT US TO OTHERS
+        IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE?
+<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..."
+<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI
+LL BE THAT ONE!
+<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY?
+<__pint> I AM!
+<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE?
+<__pint> I AM!
+<sjmSK> I'M NOT
+<
+holox> ME!
+<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE?
+<__pint> ME!
+<bLeRp> MEEEEE!
+<holox> I'M HERE!
+<sjmSK> WANTY0UME
+<Goblet> NICE THAT
+YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<__pint> MEEEE!
+<bLeRp> NO, I AM!
+<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file.
+<bLeRp> I'M
+THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE!
+<Goblet> __pint, luckily :)
+<__pint> NO, MEEEE!
+<Goblet> cool netbios emulation
+<__pint> <blue screen&
+gt;
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC 
+%
+< octan> why do you need 2 gw's
+< Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:52 UTC 
+%
+From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/
+Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires
+Administrator privileges...   Um???
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #3
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:58 UTC 
+%
+< robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to
+constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) or
+learn major new things.  For now, at least, I choose option #1.
+< john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data?
+< john83> slackware sux
+< robw810> Well, there goes that answer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #4
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:38 UTC 
+%
+< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we did it
+w/o any lube
+< straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot
+< tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool
+< straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs
+< tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ?
+< straterra> Or..public logs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #5
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:08:01 UTC 
+%
+-!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined
+#slackman
+< Lambda> help
+< Lambda> please
+< Lambda> i got pwnt
+< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness
+< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker
+< Lambda> :)
+< Lambda> lmfao
+< Lambda> uber pwnt
+< Lambda> i got uber pwnt
+< Lambda> help e
+< Lambda> help
+< Lambda> please
+< Lambda> oh god
+< Lambda> please help me
+< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD
+< Lambda> HELP
+< Lambda> PLEASE
+-!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit []
+-!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ
+< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS
+< Lambda> :)
+< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS
+< Lambda> :)
+<@robw810> excuse me?
+< Lambda> SUCK
+< Lambda> MY
+< Lambda> BALLS
+< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER?
+< Lambda> LMFSAO
+< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling?
+< Lambda> LMFAO
+< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS
+< Lambda> UR THE TROL
+< Lambda> ROFL
+< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER
+< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED
+< Lambda> ?
+< Lambda> BY ME
+< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
+< theblackbox> lol, how creative
+< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT
+< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
+< Lambda> :)
+< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here.
+< Lambda> I OWN J00
+< rob0> bye
+< Lambda> LMFAO
+< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away.
+< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK
+< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP
+-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by
+robw810
+-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810]
+* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :)
+<@robw810> :D
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #6
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Lunch time at hoooters!
+< fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut
+< robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D
+< fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease
+< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay.  ;-)
+< fluffd> buahaha
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #7
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:19:07 UTC 
+%
+BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such...
+< Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule?
+< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 -p tcp -j
+DROP
+< Rawplayer> nothing?
+< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie garbage ;P
+< maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing
+< Rawplayer> :P
+< robw810> Sounds like my wife...
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #8
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:54:49 UTC 
+%
+JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone dares
+to say
+anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-)
+
+Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound?  Please submit a work order so that we can
+get someone out to fix it as soon as possible.   ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #9
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:21:11 UTC 
+%
+<@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1
+< fred> what's it currently?
+< fred> if it's gcc 3, no.
+<@sadiq> its 4.1
+< fred> if it's 4.0, sure
+< fred> erm...
+<@sadiq> yea.
+<@Polar> :/
+< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to 4.1.somethingHigher?
+<@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1
+< fred> can I troll debian now?
+< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that gcc4.1 is
+in fact not gcc4.1
+<@sadiq> yep.
+* sadiq pastebins
+< fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware.
+* fred thanks sadiq for permission.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #10
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:57:54 UTC 
+%
+<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #11
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC 
+%
+< fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #12
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:14 UTC 
+%
+< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very often :-P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #13
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:19:18 UTC 
+%
+<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit
+<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin
+<Dominian> hehe
+<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him
+<Dominian> might as well use bengay
+<Dominian> no pun intended
+<robw810> haha
+<Dominian> hehe
+<Dominian> well maybe a little
+<Straterra> wow
+<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs
+<robw810> That was wrong
+<Dominian> lol
+<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron"
+wrong
+<Straterra> lol
+<Dominian> lol
+<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's"
+<Dominian> lmao
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #14
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC 
+%
+< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html
+< `2StupidDogz> any ideea?
+< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come
+from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something
+that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created
+/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ...
+< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do?
+< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself?
+< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied..
+< robw810> yeah
+< robw810> WHY?
+< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out..
+< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^
+< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it
+will "help out?"
+< `2StupidDogz> ...
+< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines)
+< `2StupidDogz> youre right..
+< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #15
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC 
+%
+< man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing?
+< robw810> Radioactive decay
+< robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #16
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:00 UTC 
+%
+< fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux
+< hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux
+< fragged> lmao
+< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but Linux learns
+you.
+< hbx> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #17
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:19 UTC 
+%
+< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
+< straterra> Depends
+< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ?
+< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i
+a woodchuck could chuck wood
+< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck,
+but with a larger memory footprint
+< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood
+enviroment
+< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment
+< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ?
+< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego
+< Zal> er, -z :-)
+< mwalling> no, -r
+< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to
+be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck
+< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring
+< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo
+< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has
+the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it
+< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his
+name..god?
+< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h>
+< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl
+< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood
+and then it would be put under the GPL
+< straterra> Oh, ok then.
+< mwalling> general woodchuck license
+< straterra> What about procreation though?
+< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the
+families
+< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks
+< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that
+< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction
+< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters?
+< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with
+a patched woodchuck
+< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks
+< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it
+< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a
+ bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood?
+< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone?
+< mwalling> see rfc 1149
+< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory
+< phrag> mwalling, rofl
+< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high
+latencies
+< straterra> Might need something a bit faster
+< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient
+< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it
+< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory
+through step by step brain surgery
+< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a
+shit on your car should not be trusted
+< straterra> mwalling: ROFL
+< fadumpt> ROFL
+< inflex> O_o
+< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful
+< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy?
+< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me
+< mwalling> could smell bad
+< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks
+< straterra> That could work
+< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though
+< phrag> am i drunk?
+< straterra> phrag: perhaps
+< mwalling> phrag: are we all?
+< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a
+problem
+* skac pulls out the breath tester.
+< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one
+goes down
+< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks?
+< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir.
+< fadumpt> sure
+* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno
+< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean?
+< phrag> it means i'm good to go
+< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction
+< mwalling> boom
+< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver
+< fadumpt> then we're all screwed
+< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source
+< fadumpt> lawsuits insue
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #18
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC 
+%
+< Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical.
+< debdexter> right
+< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours away :P
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #19
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:19:59 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement
+last night
+< straterra> Swear to god
+< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream
+< straterra> Yeah
+< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our
+copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and
+they said "Fine..we will.."
+< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream!
+< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but
+they never did
+< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh
+< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #20
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Go to hell Abigail
+< Dominian> hehe
+< Dominian> yeah poor abigail was dead last night for a few hours
+< straterra> That's how I like 'em
+< straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #21
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:28:51 UTC 
+%
+< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty Devs
+bring us binaries
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #22
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:55:00 UTC 
+%
+Over email while at work (ryan == coworker):
+
+dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough*
+ryan: What?  Are we at the doctors or something?
+dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me...
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #23
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:39 UTC 
+%
+<badagentx> How do I add a loop device to my fstab?
+<dadexter> man mount
+<dadexter> as per gm152
+<robw810> You guys are all about mounting mans today :/
+<dadexter> robw810: you like it
+<robw810> dadexter: not my thing :)
+<dadexter> that's not what you said last night
+<robw810> heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #24
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:21 UTC 
+%
+<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was something
+wrong and ran make clean :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #25
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:31 UTC 
+%
+< dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of
+Nobel prize
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #26
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:55:48 UTC 
+%
+* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline
+for six months.
+< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it
+< Dominian> hhe
+<+Alan_Hicks> Nope.  The power button was broke.
+<+alienBOB> Haha
+< Dominian> lol
+< Dominian> that's hiliarious
+<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace
+this machine. :^)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #27
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC 
+%
+< NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol
+< NetEcho> until I beat every level
+< NetEcho> wish me luck lol
+< Fenix-Dark> silly
+< NetEcho> no crazy lol
+< Fenix-Dark> never played any of the * tycoon series
+< Dominian> They should create a Porn Tycoon
+< Fenix-Dark> lol
+< NetEcho> indeed
+< StratWork> Porn Tycoon?!
+< Dominian> heh
+< StratWork> I'm game
+< StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh....
+< StratWork> Errr...man on woman action..
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #28
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:11:08 UTC 
+%
+<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that
+my wireless mouse batteries were missing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #29
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:20:49 UTC 
+%
+< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore?  i was in the cub scouts, do
+you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk
+crap like you were in Nam or something
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #30
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:07 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ];
+then upgradepkg $#; fi }
+< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever
+worked anyhow.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #31
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:19:32 UTC 
+%
+<Mithridat> hi all
+<Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820)
+<Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
+<Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
+<Mithridat> can you help me??
+[2 minutes later]
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude
+D820)
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me??
+<Mithridat> hey can you see my question?
+* Mithridat has quit ()
+[10 minutes]
+* MithridateS (i=mithrida@85.198.55.209) has joined #slackman
+<MithridateS> hi again
+<MithridateS> are you there?
+* MithridateS has quit ()
+<acidchild> whats the point in doing that...
+<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a
+realistic question.
+<acidchild> heh.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #33
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:15 UTC 
+%
+* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade
+<rworkman> NO
+<rworkman> He's not smart enough to hold on.
+* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_
+* rworkman leaves
+* theorem_ runs behind a chair
+* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair
+<dadexter> you're holding the damn thing genius
+* theorem_ drops the grenade
+* mwalling_ runs
+* dadexter ducks
+* mwalling_ nods
+<theorem_> good thing it's just an ugly chick
+<mwalling_> *boom*
+* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone
+* rworkman cheers
+* theorem_ cheers
+<twolf> more beer
+* Half-Left is in a million pieces
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #34
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:47:27 UTC 
+%
+From #xfce
+< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install
+new fonts ?
+< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before)
+< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel.
+< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right?
+ :D
+< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman
+< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling
+and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
+< lipstick_> stfu wanker
+< rworkman> See?
+< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #35
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 14:47:00 UTC 
+%
+* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings
+< Dominian> he works fine most of the time
+< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on
+most systems."
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm...
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in
+'wishing' state; may be unstable"
+< Alan_Hicks> Ah!  You must have an older version of me.  Try upgrading to the
+latest release.
+< Dominian> odd...
+< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the
+resulting binary is huge.
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why.
+* Dominian edits out the crap
+< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah!  Just run "make enima"
+< Dominian> enema
+< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too.  (Spelling Processor Unit)
+< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima.  My kernel hackers can't spell. :^)
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema
+literally causes the machine to shit itself.
+< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something...
+< Dominian>  ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense
+--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks
+< Dominian> hmmm..
+< Dominian> configure works...
+< Alan_Hicks> That's possible.  Did you include the kernel option for
+pre-emption?  That always causes problems.  The ESP sub-system isn't fully
+supported yet.
+< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait
+< Dominian> its the $ARCH
+< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat
+< Dominian> aha.. now make works
+< Dominian> shit.. wait
+< Dominian> nope..
+< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary...
+< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk?
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah!
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go..
+< Dominian>  --build=backwoods-hick-compat
+LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool
+< Dominian> THERE we go
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #36
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC 
+%
+( Agiofws) i know what i am doing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #37
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:08 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #38
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 May 2007 00:30:19 UTC 
+%
+< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH
+< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #39
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 May 2007 03:47:12 UTC 
+%
+* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next
+thing i do, just to prove you wrong
+< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #40
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:50 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> Shit
+< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry
+* Straterra slams head onto table
+* anavel pass dildo to Straterra
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #41
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:01 UTC 
+%
+< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure
+slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure
+slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you"
+< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most
+people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250
+X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #42
+                                        Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC 
+%
+< linux_stu> is a tickless system fine?
+< nullboy> i use tickless
+< nullboy> on my laptop
+< andarius> tickless ?
+< nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #43
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:12 UTC 
+%
+< andarius_> i am installing PBJ
+< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time?
+< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time"
+* andarius_ googles
+< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking
+* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #44
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night
+< Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #45
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 17:39:48 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom
+< mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty
+< hi> i dont go to the bathroom
+< oldude67> lol
+< oldude67> oh hes full of ____
+< andarius> alien huh ?
+< hi> yes i have no sexual organs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #46
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:52:26 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a career
+educator).  Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long as they jump
+through the hoops and do the busy work.  That's just not for me.  I've wasted
+hours and hours of my life when I could have been doing something worthwhile.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #47
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 May 2007 18:11:56 UTC 
+%
+< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload (or
+3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse
+<@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis?
+< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone i feel
+old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ...
+       maybe some 18s
+< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded for
+her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said
+       no lol
+< tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister?
+< tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom
+< tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister
+< tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout
+< tuxq> sprout too
+< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis  ;-)
+<@alphageek> lol
+< tuxq> HAH
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #48
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 May 2007 21:31:40 UTC 
+%
+( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will take the
+computer
+( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu
+( kethry) even i know that
+( rworkman) PWND
+( BP{k}) HAHAHA
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #49
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:19 UTC 
+%
+* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again.
+< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys "
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #50
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC 
+%
+< theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN
+< i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #51
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:54 UTC 
+%
+< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her
+two
+          kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
+          The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart.  Nice
+          children you have there.  Are they twins??
+
+          The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
+ain't,
+          oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
+they're
+          twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?"
+
+          "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter.  "I just couldn't
+          believe you got laid twice."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #52
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC 
+%
+<mwalling>      _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for trolling
+<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me?  never.  troll?  no way man.  You must have me
+confused with someone of a similar nick :)
+<thumbs>        he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several times,
+too.
+<dadexter>      hummm
+theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle
+<dadexter>      problem solved
+heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #53
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:44 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are from God
+Himself?
+< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #54
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:59 UTC 
+%
+04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat
+04:37 < dadexter> want it?
+04:37 < Straterra> Yes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #55
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:03:20 UTC 
+%
+< gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ?
+< Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #56
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:07:18 UTC 
+%
+< Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name?
+< rworkman> Sometimes.
+< rworkman> But everytime somebody asked...
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #57
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:42:56 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware /extra.
+ Of course, you could always do that the hard way too.  Hell, while
+           you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself for sure
+< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here.  In the current age
+of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries
+             pre-compiled for a 386.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah
+< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only *maybe*
+< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 optimizations, for
+the record.  For Java, it's a binary repackaging anyway, so
+           there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself.
+< WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there.  :)
+< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to be extracted
+where you want it installed, no need to make a package outta that
+< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and wants
+to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it,
+           then install the package.  Result is the same.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do it myself
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it.  Have
+fun removing it when you decide to upgrade.
+< Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just  rm -rf  it tho
+< Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever
+< rworkman> You obviously missed the point.
+< Soul_keeper> you ever try to feed a pet stone ?
+< Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this
+< Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it
+< rworkman> Yeah, I noticed.
+< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned
+into.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #58
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:04 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0
+< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  yeah but it's no good if i don't have the
+prerequisites installed also
+< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam
+< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ?  freshmeat and
+google are playing dumb
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source??
+< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  of course
+< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ...
+< rworkman> Heh
+< Soul_keeper> ok got it
+< rworkman> Go ahead and give up.  It will be easier on you to admit failure
+now.
+< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  lol
+< rworkman> I'm serious.
+< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before
+< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source.  You're
+looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a
+           minimum)
+< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs
+< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i
+installed the latest last week ...
+< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found
+< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess
+< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have
+noticed
+< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too.  :)
+< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed?
+< Soul_keeper> jre
+< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports
+of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #59
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC 
+%
+< _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`?
+< mwalling_> yes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #60
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 21:26:46 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork
+--- time passes ---
+< fred87> erm... wait a second...
+< fred87> "ball", singular?
+< fred87> not "balls"?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #61
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #62
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:51 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> actually in all fairness.
+< BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #63
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:57 UTC 
+%
+>> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman
+( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;)
+( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:)
+( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , The
+computer is not mine
+( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, please
+try ##slackware
+( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything?
+( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then
+( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ?
+( dadexter) too lazy
+( theblackbox) lol
+( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here again ;)
+* dadexter is a true slackman fan
+( BlackSun-Irish) now bye!
+( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then?
+( theblackbox) in b&w... gonna get round to colouring it in in a few weeks
+( dadexter) sweet, can't wait
+<< BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #64
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:55:32 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #65
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:48 UTC 
+%
+< anavel> yes sex :o
+* Dominian has no use for it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #66
+                                        Added: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:12 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay..
+< Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #67
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:51 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um..
+< kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex
+< kethry> and interrupted them
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #68
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:58 UTC 
+%
+< Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer.
+< rworkman> AHA
+< rworkman> That's why married people live longer.
+< BP{k}> lol
+< rworkman> :D
+< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we.  If it were not for
+sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #69
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:06:10 UTC 
+%
+This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO:
+
+A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
+the president one of the latest talking computers.
+Salesman:   "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll
+give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the speed of light?"
+Computer:  186,000 miles per second.
+Salesman:  "Who was the first president of the United States?"
+Computer:  George Washington.
+President:  "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.  Where is my
+father?"
+Computer:  Your father is fishing in Georgia.
+President:  "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!"
+Computer:  Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a
+twelve pound bass.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #70
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have run
+butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #71
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:41 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #72
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:45 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> god i am a fuck nut
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #73
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:58:59 UTC 
+%
+* Straterra licks Chuckbot
+< Straterra> Mmm...
+< Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #74
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:38:55 UTC 
+%
+Phone conversation with customer...
+----------------------------------------------------
+customer: $APPNAME doesn't work
+me: whats the error?
+customer: i dont know. i closed it.
+me: can you reproduce it?
+customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT.
+me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT?
+customer: i didn't know i had to
+me: it was mentioned in the README file
+customer: wheres that?
+me: it was displayed at the end of the installer
+customer: oh. i usually just close those things
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #75
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC 
+%
+01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi
+01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users
+01:25 < miss_miranda> on pidgin
+01:26 -!- ehc [n=x@wall.pacinfo.com] has joined #pidgin
+01:27 -!- preksh1 [n=prekshu@203.78.217.176] has joined #pidgin
+01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin []
+
+Like that :-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #76
+                                        Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:22 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> I'd do him
+< Straterra> Or Brad Pitt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #77
+                                        Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:07:23 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> you know you want him anyways
+< mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote
+< mwalling_> no, i have no idea
+< Straterra> Brad Pitt?
+< andarius> there is more than one ?
+< Straterra> Hell yeah
+< Straterra> I would be on that like THAT
+< mwalling_> ppl say i look like matt daemon
+< Straterra> I'd do him too
+< Straterra> Damon
+< Straterra> you nerd
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #78
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:22 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can
+decrypt the readme has found the light
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #79
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:30 UTC 
+%
+< NetEcho_> man this is painful
+< Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again?
+< Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #80
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:35 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs
+< Straterra> so does whats-his-face
+< Straterra> Brad pitt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #81
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:41 UTC 
+%
+< qudama>  is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz?
+< rworkman> qudama: mv
+< nullboy> lol
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #82
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:48 UTC 
+%
+< anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ?
+< Dominian> anavel: sure
+< Dominian> which reminds me..
+* Dominian slaps anavel
+* fred87 slaps anavel
+* mwalling slaps anavel
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #83
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:28:55 UTC 
+%
+< oneforall> seen
+<@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_...
+< mwalling> seen oneforall's brain
+<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain,
+mwalling?
+< rworkman> HAHA
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #84
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:58 UTC 
+%
+< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them
+off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB
+< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the
+backyard
+< nemith> still unemployed eh?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #85
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:44:31 UTC 
+%
+< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance
+exams are too hard
+< rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #86
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:41:19 UTC 
+%
+< dentonj> what's up?
+< orlan> my 22"<g>
+< tuxq> sick bastard
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #87
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves
+< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough
+entrances for 4 people.. :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #88
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:01 UTC 
+%
+< Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals
+< Half-Left> In fact even more so
+< nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #89
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:09 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #90
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:32 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra
+< heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #91
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:37 UTC 
+%
+< Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1?
+< khelban> you have 11 i presume
+< Bassist> khelban: I had 11
+< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard drive
+and lightning
+< Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration
+< rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #92
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:48 UTC 
+%
+( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages...
+( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts
+( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #93
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC 
+%
+< oneforall> viagra > /dev/null
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #94
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:12:46 UTC 
+%
+* fred87 loves vista :|
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #95
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:12 UTC 
+%
+< fred87>
+/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq
+< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :)
+< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed
+this, da?
+< Straterra> I'm a virgin
+< fred87> there ya go.
+< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g
+< Straterra> BAH
+< Straterra> :/
+< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change.
+* BP{k} sighs
+< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #96
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a frontend for
+starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #97
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:56 UTC 
+%
+From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod:
+
+Those Slackware users are weird-
+I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird,
+but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird.
+Its almost scary...
+              -- Faux_Pseudo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #98
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC 
+%
+( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display:   again
+( kexman) this is from sudo gparted
+( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #99
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:19 UTC 
+%
+My Boss: OK.  If only GOD knew VB
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #100
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:31 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #101
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:08 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS
+< Dominian> impressive
+< Straterra> I speak 56k
+< Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #102
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:30:27 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #103
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:51 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment?
+< Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #104
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:55 UTC 
+%
+< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's
+thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #105
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC 
+%
+< TheNetuser> You can't hack me!
+< TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall!
+< TheNetuser> I installed it  myself by following the directions.
+< Straterra> you cant hack me!
+< Straterra> i have one ball!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #106
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:03 UTC 
+%
+< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream flavors. you are
+expected to know some basics before talking about how our ice cream truck works
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #107
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:30 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking about
+children and alcohol.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #108
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:37 UTC 
+%
+< Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #109
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:22 UTC 
+%
+< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on reality.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #110
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:31 UTC 
+%
+06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal
+06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction Layer Channel
+06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL?
+06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic?
+06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic?
+06:20 < rworkman> What was it?
+06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: <davidz> HAL is a bad name | <davidz>
+BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name
+06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007
+06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs.  
+06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better
+06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're doing?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #111
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:11:44 UTC 
+%
+21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here
+21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before
+unleashing paranoia on it :P
+< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;)
+< Straterra> I'm not scratching that
+< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts?
+< macavity> lol
+< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes ..
+< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #112
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention!
+< fred87> straterra: agreed.
+< fred87> then it would no longer be supercool.
+< straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform..
+< straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs
+< fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right?
+< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they wake
+up....wwuah
+< straterra> fred...duh!
+< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of big...strong...kde man
+devs
+< fred87> :|
+< fred87> there's two gay ones.
+< straterra> thats no fun
+< straterra> gotta get the straight ones..
+< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a matter of
+consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
+< straterra> well..
+< straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun
+< straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican..
+< straterra> and alot of beer bottles
+< straterra> and put gnome on their laptops
+< straterra> setup a webcam....and wait
+< straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #113
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:08 UTC 
+%
+< Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12?
+< Schroeder> whose bright idea was that?
+< Schroeder> this may be enough to keep me from upgrading
+< BP{k}> Schroeder: uhm I think it was Patrick Volkerdings idea
+< Schroeder> what an idiot
+
+[freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob]
+[freenode] -!-  ircname  : Schroeder the Piano Guy
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #114
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:05:00 UTC 
+%
+< kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ?
+< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that is not
+22 :(
+< rworkman> xterm(1)
+< kexman> hmm
+< kexman> how would i use that ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #115
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:23 UTC 
+%
+< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like permissions
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #116
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:46 UTC 
+%
+<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS installed
+software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I don't really believe
+it's relevant.
+<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system is set up
+properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun sitting around
+waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games instead of /usr/games
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #117
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:05 UTC 
+%
+< WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #118
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:08 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA?
+<+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #119
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:20 UTC 
+%
+From #mailscanner on freenode:
+
+< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you have issues
+installing the perl module for clamav?
+< salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew
+< Dominian> salsa is a bot
+< suprsonic> rofl
+< suprsonic> classic
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #120
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:47 UTC 
+%
+< whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first
+                   class royal mail?
+< Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #121
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:23:26 UTC 
+%
+< Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10
+< fred87> with security updates?
+< Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates
+< Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #122
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:50 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered...
+< CheeseWorx> alright
+< straterra> HARDER!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #123
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:50:44 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #124
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:04:46 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #125
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:46 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> fuck you all :P
+< kethry> no lovey that's later
+< BP{k}> w00t
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #126
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:52 UTC 
+%
+< actualmind> that law thing is really complicated
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #127
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:00:47 UTC 
+%
+< Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand
+< Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #128
+                                        Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:06:09 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> start by sticking it in
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #129
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:04 UTC 
+%
+< Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #130
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:08 UTC 
+%
+* fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to
+         parse his parser
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #131
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:15 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool names but
+have no use what so ever for them ..
+< mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs?
+< andarius> nope
+< andarius> i am bug free :)
+< Straterra> I have herpes
+< andarius> tmi man
+< Straterra> lol
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #132
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:44 UTC 
+%
+* Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters
+< fred87> ...
+* fred87 wonders why?
+< fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S
+< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire coathanger.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #133
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:53 UTC 
+%
+< boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine
+< XGizzmo> unplug your network cable
+< mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface?
+< boricua> mwalling, tcp        0      0 192.168.1.100:58612    
+204.11.244.21:6667      ESTABLISHED
+< XGizzmo> lol
+< mwalling_> boricua: /quit
+< XGizzmo> thats your irc connection
+< XGizzmo> LMAO
+< boricua> duh me :-)  i forgot
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #134
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:11:11 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner
+< Straterra> Um
+< Straterra> No offense..
+< Straterra> But..
+< Straterra> Do you HAVE to?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #135
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:45 UTC 
+%
+< shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #136
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:47 UTC 
+%
+( snL20) palestino: right click the slit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #137
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:14:51 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with
+        rt2500 just before, right?
+< BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here
+        thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred,
+        so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can
+              stop fretting about fred :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #138
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:27 UTC 
+%
+-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin
+< Zoiks> hey guys
+< Zoiks> just wondering when 2.1 is coming out
+< johang> Zoiks: thursday possibly
+-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin []
+< elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday
+< Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #139
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:30 UTC 
+%
+From #freenode
+< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call of a
+channel op
+< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to be
+calmer are considered normal tools of management
+< chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv
+access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #140
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:40 UTC 
+%
+< Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy?
+< tecky> yes
+< Straterra> ok
+< tecky> visualize and recognise :)
+< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you ever wanna
+come back...
+* jpipkin blinks.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #141
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:50 UTC 
+%
+< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested*
+< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done
+about it; obviously that's
+                      at your discretion
+< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them
+< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before
+applying global sanctions like k-lines
+Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in
+< Alan_Hicks> "attack"...  To quote..... "You keep using that word.  I do not
+think it means what you
+                   think it means."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #142
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC 
+%
+< oneforall> whois oneforall
+<@alphageek> loser
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #143
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:16 UTC 
+%
+A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
+BMW drives up in a cloud of dust.
+
+The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and
+YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how
+many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
+
+The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
+grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?"
+
+The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to
+his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a
+GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he
+then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high
+resolution photo.
+
+The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to
+an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an
+email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored.
+
+He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet
+with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on
+his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints
+out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet
+printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586
+sheep."
+
+"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd.
+
+He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the
+young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
+
+Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
+your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"
+
+The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?"
+
+"You're a consultant." says the shepherd.
+
+"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
+
+"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though
+nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
+question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me
+back my dog.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #144
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC 
+%
+From #freenode:
+< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his
+mind, and im concerned he might continue;  im more or less being preventative
+< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most
+situations;  if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys.
+< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them?
+< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM
+< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems
+< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be
+< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give
+him ops again
+< Schroeder> I mean, seriously
+< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP
+crime on freenode
+                      servers.  It's in the policies.  Schroeder I understand
+that you're acquainted with
+                      the abuser but I don't think this is your issue.
+Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #145
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC 
+%
+From #freenode:
+< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be.
+What's the point in a
+             channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them?
+< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting
+reprimanded?
+< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware
+< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :)
+< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel.  ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #146
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC 
+%
+< neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand,
+cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke
+< BP{k}> nullboy: :)
+< neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs
+< neil-> $150 and its yours..
+< neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now?
+< Agiofws> neil-,  for  150 bucks ?
+< neil-> yeah
+< Agiofws> you accept paypal ?
+< neil-> yeah
+< Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #147
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:28:59 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my
+butt was offlint.  Heh
+< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar
+< Dagmar> Hey now not fair.  Quoting *entirely* out of context
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #148
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC 
+%
+In ##otaku:
+<+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently
+             focussing on suicide.
+<+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris.
+<+Ketche> Good times.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #149
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:41 UTC 
+%
+< oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water???
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #150
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:00 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> don't say that
+< Straterra> Wy?
+< mwalling_> makes you sound retardrd
+< Straterra> why?^
+< Straterra> No no no
+< Straterra> It's really cool
+< mwalling_> no
+< mwalling_> its retarderd
+< Straterra> You know what?
+< Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P
+< Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #151
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:11 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek.  I just added a "changelog.txt" to document
+changes I've made to this file :)
+< mwalling_> umm
+< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed
+tortoiseSVN to all of the clients
+< mwalling_> i win :P
+< thrice`> lol
+< thrice`> yeah
+< thrice`> ;)
+< heret|c> umm
+< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey,
+blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open
+door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a
+network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room
+and says.. yeah i noticed.
+< heret|c> i win.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #152
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC 
+%
+< jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts...
+< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company with a
+set of shell scripts, actually.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #153
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:25 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of trouble :)
+< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do my best to
+assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :)
+< andarius> and thanks a bunch
+< Straterra> How about..
+< Straterra> Goat porn?
+< BP{k}> I prefer sheep
+* andarius prefers well shaven beavers :)
+< BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #154
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:45 UTC 
+%
+( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn jobs start
+(+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job??
+(+rworkman) Damn.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #155
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:55 UTC 
+%
+chris_punches:  Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt.  I think you forgot
+about your shoe-spoon crusade
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #156
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:00 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source are
+they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you start down
+the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken them it will.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #157
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:15 UTC 
+%
+< chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs
+< scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :(
+< fred> true.
+< thrice`> we know
+< mwalling> yep
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #158
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:31 UTC 
+%
+( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly.  You can think of UDP as the
+retarded cousin of TCP.
+( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #159
+                                        Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC 
+%
+( chris_punches) i dont have fits
+( scorchsaber) it's constant?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #160
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:48 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> i'm gay
+< mwalling_> screw you thrice`
+< thrice`> =]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #161
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:52 UTC 
+%
+<NetEcho> god I wish natural selection was a faster process
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #162
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:54:44 UTC 
+%
+( chris_punches) <-- idiot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #163
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:19:13 UTC 
+%
+< piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO
+< ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel?
+< ananke> kernel fairies?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #164
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:43:06 UTC 
+%
+< muraii> Cow.
+< oneforall> jumped over the moon
+< muraii> Yay for cow.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #165
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:58:59 UTC 
+%
+< Zalamander> yum, wet panties
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #166
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:04 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a working
+configuration file is NOT a sane response.
+< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your mouth
+because you don't like the taste of cupcakes.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #167
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:15 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on masturbation
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #168
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:25:45 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #169
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:04 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> i'll take some ass
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #170
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:07 UTC 
+%
+< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this system
+< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig jumping out
+of oneforall's butt
+< dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line
+< muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #171
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:01:45 UTC 
+%
+< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear -
+you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it for,
+anyway ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #172
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> you twisted bartards
+* sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, dusts
+itself off and asks for a drink.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #173
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:31:06 UTC 
+%
+< chris_punches> GYAH!  Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME.
+< chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #174
+                                        Added: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:59:04 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #175
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:00:37 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #176
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:36 UTC 
+%
+( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #177
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC 
+%
+< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation from your
+mom
+< NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P
+< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, they
+said
+< NetEcho> ouch backfire
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #178
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:52:02 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, seeing
+as it's a few blocks from his apt
+< rob0> ntlug?
+< nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix....
+< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a version of
+Linux.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #179
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:31:05 UTC 
+%
+* andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time
+* BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #180
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:29:31 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind up on
+noobfarm.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #181
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:49:01 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #182
+                                        Added: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:08:03 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #183
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:52:37 UTC 
+%
+<andarius> they let chicks in the marines now ?
+<mwalling> andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #184
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:55:35 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #185
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:57:36 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some
+duct tape
+< Dagmar> So now it can suck properly?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #186
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:27 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything
+from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk
+< Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful
+examination
+* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy
+< Dagmar> C'mon
+< Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers
+< Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #187
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:44 UTC 
+%
+PeterS: why does linux blow?
+dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #188
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:19 UTC 
+%
+< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works.
+< rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount.
+< AbortRetryFail> ;)
+< rworkman> ;p
+< andarius> man mount
+< rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #189
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:29 UTC 
+%
+* NetEcho slaps everyone
+-!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
+<@rworkman> Excuse me?
+-!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman
+< rworkman> ;-)
+* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P
+* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass.
+< rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it.
+< NetEcho> nooooooooo
+< NetEcho> how will I hear music now?
+< rworkman> Fart.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #190
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:51:10 UTC 
+%
+< chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #191
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:17 UTC 
+%
+Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware
+again
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks
+-!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned]
+< nullboy> the force has been balanced.
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@58.60.*] by Alan_Hicks
+< CaptObviousman> school's starting back up
+< CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear
+< rk4n3> CaptObviousman:  yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #192
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:36 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> that was at 8:58am
+< Dominian> mwalling_: give it time
+* mwalling_ is impotent
+< mwalling_> er
+< mwalling_> impatient
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #193
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:16:25 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement
+< Dominian> straterra: I use it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #194
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:41 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you
+< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice...
+< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #195
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:50 UTC 
+%
+< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by
+now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is
+not as intelligent as I give her credit
+< mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom?
+< mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason
+< StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run!
+< BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;)
+< rworkman> Flossing what?
+< BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P
+* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra
+* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet
+< acidchild> :D
+< rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right?
+< acidchild> oh gross.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #196
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:14 UTC 
+%
+02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows
+         WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"]
+02:51 < fred> bah
+02:51 < fred> lies.
+02:51 < ^Jenn> haha
+02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #197
+                                        Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC 
+%
+* fred shines goatse into the sky
+< straterra> ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #198
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:48 UTC 
+%
+< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American
+                     Idol is?
+< fred> "Trash"?
+< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #199
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC 
+%
+< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715
+              MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio]
+              [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;
+
+Note: pay attention to the last item.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #200
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:01:37 UTC 
+%
+< fred> do it harder baby!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #201
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:43 UTC 
+%
+< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst
+< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that
+< fred> something's slower than catalyst?
+< Tim> Hah.
+< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it.
+<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #202
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:54 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #203
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:00 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can
+grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #204
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC 
+%
+< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to
+                 joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester
+                 my day is always worse! ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #205
+                                        Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:47 UTC 
+%
+< scorchsaber> fixed, huh?
+< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say?
+< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu?
+< ricky> Laughing at it :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #206
+                                        Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:53 UTC 
+%
+11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] has joined
+##woodchucks
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #207
+                                        Added: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 UTC 
+%
+< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is
+written
+< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong
+< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the
+Week :D
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #208
+                                        Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to
+your friends and reading InformationWeek.  It's like eating pussy.  There is no
+substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #209
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:32:26 UTC 
+%
+11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name
+*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #210
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC 
+%
+13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something?
+13:03 < straterra> When it works
+13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...?
+13:05 < straterra> Ok
+13:05 < straterra> I lied
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #211
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:17:01 UTC 
+%
+< fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #212
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:14:30 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #213
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:19 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #214
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:23 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top gun out
+< straterra> OH YEAH
+< straterra> Kick ass movie
+< straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot
+< straterra> Even if he is short..and weird
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #215
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:31 UTC 
+%
+<thrice`> damn, I can't get this to come out
+<mwalling_> thrice`: pull harder
+<BP{k}> thrice`: we told you to use lube :P
+<thrice`> she's 21, I shouldn't have to !
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #216
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:21:58 UTC 
+%
+< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong with my
+computer.. it's paranoid
+< Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #217
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:27:15 UTC 
+%
+< CygnusX1> test
+< nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help
+< CygnusX1> roger that
+-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Client
+Quit]
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #218
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:17 UTC 
+%
+DieRatte - which is why I like gay men
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #219
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:23 UTC 
+%
+< memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #220
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:02:41 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> its only hard if you make it hard.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #221
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:03:19 UTC 
+%
+< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and where it
+lives.
+< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids who moves
+in the apartment across the hall from a rock band.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #222
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:16 UTC 
+%
+< Agiofws> rworkman,  buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager
+< rworkman> Agiofws: wrong.
+< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry right ?
+< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- it
+manages packages.  It's not a dependency manager.
+< Agiofws> it does not download and install  from a main repository right ?
+< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not.  In other news, cows don't shit on power
+lines.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #223
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:39 UTC 
+%
+( Agiofws) but i went  through hell to get it up
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #224
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:42 UTC 
+%
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want?
+< _HAKERA_> to snif password and so
+< _HAKERA_> in our network
+< _HAKERA_> :)
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, ahh, there is your problem
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_,  you need Gentoo to sniff
+< _HAKERA_> yes! my problem :)
+< fred> DieRatte: :D
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, its way better for that task than slackware
+< Danet> DieRatte: nice pass :)
+< armata> lol
+< _HAKERA_> ok ok
+< _HAKERA_> i go...
+< _HAKERA_> bye
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #225
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:30 UTC 
+%
+< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted protocols.
+< _HAKERA_> is it sniffer?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #226
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:37 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I always
+enable it.
+< mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it?
+< Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall.  It's just there.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #227
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:04 UTC 
+%
+< mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing
+              bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a Mac ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #228
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:10 UTC 
+%
+< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" :::
+chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates
+this more ::: chris gets kickbanned
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #229
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC 
+%
+[re chris_punches]
+< rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels
+             where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct.
+< straterra> I'll be rude
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #230
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:49 UTC 
+%
+< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files "
+ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386"
+< lt_kije> visof_: stop
+< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing
+< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time
+< lt_kije> your options are:
+< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set
+< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a
+while and then come back
+< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here
+< lt_kije> do some work on your own
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #231
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC 
+%
+* nullboy bends over GOGOGOG
+< rworkman> straterra: ping
+-!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox]
+< rworkman> Well, damn.  I was hoping straterra would get to him first.
+< straterra> rworkman: pong
+< rworkman> Too late.
+< straterra> eh?
+< rworkman> 19:13  * nullboy bends over
+< straterra> Oh
+< rworkman> straterra: ^^
+< straterra> ...
+< rworkman> ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #232
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:57:31 UTC 
+%
+< mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl
+                  please
+<@lamby>  /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #233
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:31:25 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a trojanized
+windows 98 machine
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #235
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:41 UTC 
+%
+< blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ?
+< fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I
+             think it's scared of the shotgun.
+< nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it
+                with my second
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #236
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:01:04 UTC 
+%
+< chris_punches> shit.  I'm the asshat.  I hate that.  I was so sure
+                      there wasn't one.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #237
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:26:32 UTC 
+%
+* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)]
+< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off.
+* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to
+announce that crap?
+* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba
+-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
+< nullboy> i sense a distrubance
+* mwalling_ feels a chill
+< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM!
+< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!!
+* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance
+-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your
+auto-away message when you rejoin.]
+< DieRatte> lol
+< nullboy> lmao
+< mwalling_> LOL
+< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed
+< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway
+on.
+< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights
+< nullboy> lol
+-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware
+< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion!
+< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble"
+< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #238
+                                        Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC 
+%
+<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, remember that
+since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw is half. so a 5A
+cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong extension coard with the
+three outlets at the end
+
+<chris_punches> well that's enough to microwave your dinner
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #239
+                                        Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:09:45 UTC 
+%
+( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #241
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:44:07 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> i be strokin!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #242
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:18 UTC 
+%
+ * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his brand-spanking
+new iPod thanks         to the great  work member of #gtkpod did.
+< heret|c> lol...
+< witz> ^_^
+< heret|c> merle  haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a skateboard
+XD
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #243
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:40 UTC 
+%
+* PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the
+         ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip
+< Dave2> hot.
+< FauxFaux> How much do I owe you?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #244
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:55 UTC 
+%
+heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first hand
+why..
+heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed ready
+to fill potato chip bags every year
+Xilon - lol
+heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S.
+Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators
+DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S.
+Gekkko[PDA - lol
+Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #245
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:02:14 UTC 
+%
+<@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good
+< Alan_Hicks> dirty is better
+* mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as straterra
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #246
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:54:39 UTC 
+%
+* chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read all the
+RFC's
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #247
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:02:33 UTC 
+%
+* chris_punches adds his first kline
+<chris_punches> lol
+<chris_punches> s/k/z
+<fred> error: missing terminator
+<straterra> lol
+<chris_punches> error:  he said he'll be back
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #248
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:42:15 UTC 
+%
+<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to 2002. wtf?
+i didn't even do anything, why did this happen?   so now my next questions. what
+is the best way to set current today's date with CentOS?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #249
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:09 UTC 
+%
+<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall is on or
+not on linux?
+<amphi> rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #250
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:13 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and take a huge
+piss in your suit. now that is heaven
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #251
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:20 UTC 
+%
+< amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue?
+< marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but...
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #252
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:38 UTC 
+%
+-!- p1ls [n=root@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
+##slackware
+< PanzerMKZ> welcome back
+< p1ls> Here I Am xD
+< mwalling> p1ls: bye bye
+< p1ls> Why?
+< PanzerMKZ> later
+< p1ls> o shit
+-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' get ye a
+first mate!]
+< sally> that was priceless
+< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before he did
+-!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
+##slackware
+< p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #253
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:56 UTC 
+%
+< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about geeksquad...lolzers...I may
+get the job at bestbuy
+* mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #254
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:03:32 UTC 
+%
+ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware.
+<CaptObviousman> oh good god
+<ImAway_workaroun> Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me.
+<CaptObviousman> DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY
+* rk4n3 sighs
+Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway
+RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please turn off your
+auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this channel
+<Dagmar> lol
+<CaptObviousman> good christ this is irritating
+<DieRatte> He must share some genes with lemmings
+<Alan_Hicks> Arrr, I'll handle him!
+errrr (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware.
+<CaptObviousman> and chris_punches
+<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the same time
+while standing upright
+Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot
+<IAmNotAnIdiot> now noone will think Im dumb :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #255
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:14:45 UTC 
+%
+andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #256
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:31:49 UTC 
+%
+* leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp
+<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place i could
+think to find smart people ;)   Is there any way to view the data/commands that
+a usb device is sending?
+<leetwanker> i'm trying to do this on windows
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #257
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:47 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys?
+firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before
+considering it junk.
+< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker
+that says "Dell"?
+< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #258
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC 
+%
+< DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #259
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:42 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman is well and truly bored
+* CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy
+* nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #260
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:49 UTC 
+%
+<winbond> does freenode have different servers or only one?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #261
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:52:10 UTC 
+%
+( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #262
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:59:21 UTC 
+%
+< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel
+< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem
+< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck.
+< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple.
+< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their
+own stuff
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #263
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC 
+%
+< stafai> what is it that's executed on login?
+< stafai> .profile?
+< straterra> autoexec.bat
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #264
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:17 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom cruise
+electricuting oprah
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #265
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:51 UTC 
+%
+* memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere
+between what I do and what my car does.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #266
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:17 UTC 
+%
+13:46 <Systat> ok lets talk abotu this then
+13:46 <Systat> Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time
+13:46 <ThomasY> Fine
+13:46 <Systat> Why do you say your on a cell phone
+13:46 <Systat> yet never disconnect
+13:47 <ThomasY> Because I IRC from multiple locations
+13:47 <ThomasY> From work, from home, from my cell
+13:47 <Systat> so
+13:47 <ThomasY> So?
+13:47 <Systat> your name would still disconnect
+13:47 <ThomasY> No I wouldn't
+13:47 <Systat> when you change from one device to another
+13:47 <ThomasY> My shell runs irssi + screen
+13:47 <Systat> Which type BNC do you run
+13:47 <ThomasY> I SSH in and screen in
+13:47 <ThomasY> It's not a BNc
+13:47 <Systat> so you SSH into your shell
+13:47 <ThomasY> Yes
+13:47 <Systat> from a Cell phone
+13:47 <Systat> LMFAO
+13:47 <ThomasY> Yup
+13:47 <Systat> fucking idiot
+13:48 <ThomasY> Want me to SSH to a server of your choosing from it?
+13:48 <ThomasY> I have a Treo Palm 700p
+13:48 <ThomasY> Running pssh as an SSH client
+13:48 <Systat> wait a sec
+13:48 <Systat> your not using a cell phone then
+13:48 <Systat> its a PDA
+13:48 <ThomasY> It's a smart phone
+13:48 <ThomasY> It is a phone + a PDA
+13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using a blackberry
+13:48 <Systat> because thats what you told her
+13:48 <ThomasY> It's not a blackberry
+13:48 <ThomasY> It's a palm
+13:48 <ThomasY> I may have said it was LIKE a blackberry
+13:49 <ThomasY> I will show you on CAM the device if you wish
+13:49 <Systat> no
+13:49 <Systat> the last thing I want to do is see your ugly ass on cam
+13:49 <ThomasY> It's sitting right here
+13:49 <Systat> So
+13:49 <Systat> explain to me
+13:49 <Systat> How your shit never disconnects
+13:49 <Systat> when you change from device to device
+13:49 <Systat> I only know one way
+13:49 <ThomasY> Because I am using IRSSI + SCREEN
+13:49 <ThomasY> Are you familiar with screen?
+13:49 <Systat> yes
+13:49 <Systat> and when you kill your ssh client
+13:50 <ThomasY> I SSH in and bind to the screen session
+13:50 <Systat> it kills the pid
+13:50 <ThomasY> I don't kill the client
+13:50 <Systat> so the process dies
+13:50 <ThomasY> The client stays running
+13:50 <Systat> hence your client is killed
+13:50 <Systat> No
+13:50 <ThomasY> I merely desconnect scree nsessions
+13:50 <Systat> I am a certified Linux Admin
+13:50 <Systat> I know how it works
+13:50 <ThomasY> Do you want me to white paper it for you?
+13:50 <Systat> if you are in a server through SSH on IRC
+13:50 <ThomasY> I will
+13:50 <Systat> and you disconnect your SSH session
+13:50 <Systat> Your IRC client Dies
+13:50 <ThomasY> I'll white paper it
+13:50 <Systat> because its not a background process
+13:50 <ThomasY> It is with screen
+13:50 <Systat> your not making sense
+13:51 <ThomasY> Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you
+13:51 <Systat> no thanks
+13:51 <Systat> goodbye
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #267
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:23 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> i need a new job
+< straterra> hmmm
+< straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site..
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #268
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:28 UTC 
+%
+Said to Alan_Hicks:
+< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack
+book
+< vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #269
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:18:47 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #270
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:48 UTC 
+%
+<naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine?
+<amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #271
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:26:14 UTC 
+%
+<Mathman> argh.  these people are killing me.
+<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly.
+ and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly
+<Mathman> I set up the damn account!
+<Mathman> it was always beverly.  nothing has changed.  god damn
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #273
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:24 UTC 
+%
+<macka> ello
+<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory.
+ Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all
+circumstances:
+<macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc
+<macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #274
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:43 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont
+mind
+< straterra> heh
+< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31
+< straterra> err
+< straterra> T1
+< andarius> oooh, straterra is weet
+< straterra> magical syn packets
+< andarius> weet = way super leet
+< andarius> is that anything like a magic packet for WOL ?
+< andarius> :P
+< straterra> kinda
+< straterra> only...
+< straterra> this is a 'sleep/die over lan' packet
+< andarius> sweet
+< andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ?
+< straterra> no
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #275
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:42:54 UTC 
+%
+< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably
+thinking it's for masturbation
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #276
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:17:55 UTC 
+%
+<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo?
+<_sho_> no
+<_sho_> what is it
+<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to
+perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #277
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC 
+%
+* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined
+#linuxhelp
+<kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #278
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:39 UTC 
+%
+<angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #279
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:44 UTC 
+%
+< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, telling
+everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like gay man. Its just
+an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #280
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:02 UTC 
+%
+<DieRatte> what are you trying to do, starsong ?
+<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system right ?
+thats why we are questioned for huh ?
+<rob0> No. ??
+<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century fashion
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #281
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:05 UTC 
+%
+<_sho_> worlds dumbest question
+<_sho_> how to sgid something
+<_sho_> im having brain failure :|
+<sayotte> chmod g+s <blah>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #282
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> quickly
+< mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #283
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> what's STL?
+< fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :)
+< nullboy> haha
+< drijen> nullboy, :(
+< Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get.
+< Buggaboo> and no sex.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #284
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC 
+%
+* chris_punches feels like an idiot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #285
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC 
+%
+<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements from? I
+looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command line arguements
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #286
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:41 UTC 
+%
+<nebooek> suffering from name server disease here.
+<nebooek> anybody home
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #287
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 UTC 
+%
+< Rusty1> hooray for backports
+< Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear?
+< Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #288
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:18:19 UTC 
+%
+< dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #289
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:13:50 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #290
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:12:55 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball hair..tell her
+to go to hell
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #291
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:40:25 UTC 
+%
+< dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume
+< alienBOB> Me
+< dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT?
+< alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #292
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:09:57 UTC 
+%
+<NetEcho> god I need a girl
+<straterra> Dude
+<straterra> I have the next best thing..
+<straterra> My..right hand
+<drijen> beat me to it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #293
+                                        Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:48:24 UTC 
+%
+< vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there
+               is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless i set
+               vga=normal.How can i correct it?
+< vegab4> please help me.
+<@fred> set vga=normal.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #294
+                                        Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:00:34 UTC 
+%
+<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router?  I checked
+the ethernet cable, everything secure.  There are 3 other comps on the network
+that can connect to Internet alright.
+<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping"
+<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ?
+<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #295
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> i can haz boobs?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #296
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:43 UTC 
+%
+< Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time?
+< Zeldafan500> ms-dos
+< Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com
+< Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net.
+< Zeldafan500> lolhacked
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #297
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:57 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :)
+-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork
+< FriedBob> Special in what way though?
+-!- mwalling is now known as mworking
+< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense?
+< rworkman> shit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #298
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC 
+%
+<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new
+mail but I can't remember how to check it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #299
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:07 UTC 
+%
+<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #300
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:13 UTC 
+%
+< jodih2> hello
+< jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question
+< rob0> nice intro :)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #301
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:22:55 UTC 
+%
+* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his
+desk for true "medicinal purposes".
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #302
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC 
+%
+<rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #303
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:22:22 UTC 
+%
+From #cardinal:
+< rob0> happy boss
+< rworkman> Your knees hurt?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #304
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:23:05 UTC 
+%
+< sally> y'all are awful
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #305
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:33 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on
+the web
+< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #306
+                                        Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC 
+%
+<smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #307
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:43:05 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there
+< drijen> down boy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #308
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:26:56 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale
+< drijen> 15?
+< drijen> dude hes skinny
+< drijen> they would break him
+< twolf> or his wife would
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #309
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:08:36 UTC 
+%
+<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when I
+asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, flamebait)
+He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel since NT
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #310
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:16 UTC 
+%
+<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to manual
+installs?
+<mwalling_> eeek!!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #311
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:30 UTC 
+%
+< Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime.
+< Rusty1> Lines are too long
+< Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day
+< Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #312
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:52:58 UTC 
+%
+* lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #313
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:53:05 UTC 
+%
+(10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage
+(10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #314
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:51 UTC 
+%
+<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit linux
+system?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #315
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:58 UTC 
+%
+<Dominian> Hostname: Leave.
+<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel.
+<Hostname> Dominian, f**k
+<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to
+insult me correctly.
+<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold.
+<Dominian> Hostname: Wow.  Impressive.  Say something I don't understand to make
+you self feel so high and mighty.. nice.
+<Hostname> Dominian, kraut
+<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know.
+<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #316
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream!
+< Dominian> uhh what?
+< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you cause
+they were trying to hit slackadelic too
+< straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :(
+< Dominian> lol
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #317
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:07 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal
+< straterra> I was skeered :/
+< heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you
+                called Dominian to brag about it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #318
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:02:50 UTC 
+%
+<nullboy> if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #319
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:59:53 UTC 
+%
+< gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house
+< drijen> psh
+< drijen> first thing i wuold buy
+< drijen> a vibrator
+< drijen> and then not leaev
+< drijen> for a month.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #320
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:35:02 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> tea bagging them would be nice
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #321
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:12:39 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> I don't do pm's
+< drijen> i have boobs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #322
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:15:39 UTC 
+%
+straterra hides the waffles
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #323
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:00 UTC 
+%
+RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have used this
+nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #324
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:09 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so
+               that's been force-linked into everything or something
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #325
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 UTC 
+%
+<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 pounds ,
+and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it.
+<rk4n3> heretic:  wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of parents ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #326
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:17 UTC 
+%
+drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean
+           counters would laugh
+drijen - but in work
+heretic - yeah
+drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES.
+drijen - here for the logs:
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - and chocolate.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #327
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC 
+%
+< use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X?
+< use1> or in a GTK app
+< Alan_Hicks> WTF?
+< gremzoid> @
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #328
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:43 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents?
+< mwalling> yes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #329
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:37:01 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> who knows japanese?
+< thrice`> people in japan
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #330
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:26:39 UTC 
+%
+< BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP
+                 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, and making
+                 it work afterwards ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #332
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:54:05 UTC 
+%
+<singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small
+problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of
+my cpu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #333
+                                        Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:39:43 UTC 
+%
+<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes
+to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #334
+                                        Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:41:43 UTC 
+%
+< dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel.  How do I invite
+                  people to it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #335
+                                        Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:42:24 UTC 
+%
+( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #336
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:05 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is
+their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to
+fill down time while their systems are updating
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #337
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:02:11 UTC 
+%
+<patbam>  hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk
+sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how
+to access the contents
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #338
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #339
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date
+< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and
+cathectic and I end up hearing about them
+< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough
+time getting work done as it is
+< andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :)
+< mwalling> HA
+< mwalling> weekling
+* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so
+< Dominian> I have 10 open right now
+< Dominian> I had 13 at one time..
+< mwalling> 15
+* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest
+< Dominian> haha
+< mwalling> heh
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #340
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:59 UTC 
+%
+<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable
+kernel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #341
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:40 UTC 
+%
+In #cardinal
+< rob0> i h8 xp
+< sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe)
+< rob0> ohhhhhhhh no
+< rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate
+< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last
+weekend
+< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed  :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #342
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:46 UTC 
+%
+< fred> 1) Find a baseball bat
+< fred> 2) Sodomise yourself
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #343
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:51 UTC 
+%
+< juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ???
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #344
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:39:38 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING?                  
+http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING   :-)
+< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get :)
+< rworkman> HAHA
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #345
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:46:51 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene
+              where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #346
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:47:00 UTC 
+%
+<overclucker> what's a good disk usage analyzer?
+<overclucker> i'd like to try locating the bloat
+<jahshua> top
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #347
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:24 UTC 
+%
+< XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit
+< XGizzmo> with em64t
+< heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #348
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:34:53 UTC 
+%
+<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly proportional to
+the level of eye candy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #349
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 UTC 
+%
++// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T WORK
+WITHOUT IT
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #350
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:46:50 UTC 
+%
+< ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX?
+< nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock?
+< ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU
+< ravih1> sorry
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #353
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:55:50 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> well i screwed myself then
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #354
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:11:38 UTC 
+%
+< chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in
+                      assembly...
+
+[snipped]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #355
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:20 UTC 
+%
+<chris_punches> you at work today?
+<chris_punches> bah you\'re always at work
+<mwalling_> yep
+<chris_punches> have fun hehe
+<mwalling_> but yes, i am in the office
+<chris_punches> bastard.  im so jealous
+<mwalling_> whatever
+<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s.  no joke.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #356
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:53:56 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you
+think icecream is too much work?  :/
+< rworkman> Wow.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #357
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:20 UTC 
+%
+<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu doing what
+ever it wants while you sit there and watch
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #358
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:27 UTC 
+%
+<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the
+other two hides.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #359
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:06 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower
+< andarius> your ass has been mounted ?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #360
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:19:07 UTC 
+%
+< BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #361
+                                        Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:19:13 UTC 
+%
+< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2
+trailer
+< fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling
+< andarius> lol
+< fred> not one mention of the gameplay
+< fred> or that it\'s infact a game
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #362
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:49 UTC 
+%
+<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the
+application.  so how can user > real?
+<newpers> when using \'time\'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #363
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:13:50 UTC 
+%
+<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment
+<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are!
+<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was
+asked to post
+<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining.  You were told to pastebin, not paste.
+<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from
+http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing
+<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people
+* cpeek has quit (Client Quit)
+* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info
+* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #364
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection
+< andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #365
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:18 UTC 
+%
+<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I
+saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #366
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:25 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> uhm
+< straterra> my penis...is broken
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #367
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:28 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month
+award
+< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one
+< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months?
+< straterra> id like to thank my libido...
+< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i
+never could...and where right
+< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape
+dead things and bots..
+< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #368
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC 
+%
+<SlayckX> how to use History\'s command in a Bash?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #369
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:25:48 UTC 
+%
+<nolyc> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it
+            compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #370
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:25 UTC 
+%
+<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin and
+/usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type
+/usr/bin/<program>?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #371
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:27:08 UTC 
+%
+<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is login from?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #372
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:05 UTC 
+%
+<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead?
+<abnerdoon> yes, very much so
+<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word}
+<abnerdoon> nope
+<abnerdoon> sorry
+<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${}   or without the ${}
+<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3
+<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little
+<Wuju> then do x + r = 7
+<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything
+<Wuju> What are you doing in here then?
+<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script?
+<abnerdoon> lol
+<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7
+<abnerdoon> ;)
+<abnerdoon> heh
+<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ?  Set to $word if name is unset
+?
+<abnerdoon> not me, wuju
+<Wuju> me
+<Wuju> I know how to assign variables
+<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${}  <--
+with brackets and without
+<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar
+<grepper> it protects the variable
+<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo?
+<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong
+<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :)
+<grepper> echo $foobar would not work
+<abnerdoon> lol
+<Wuju> exuse me
+<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables
+<Wuju> and one assigned varible
+<grepper> unset foo
+<Wuju> thanks
+<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it
+<Wuju> im reading the set manual
+<Wuju> for unset all
+<Wuju> instead of relogging
+<Wuju> unset -k   ??
+<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new
+one and work there
+<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors
+<Wuju> oh yeah
+<Wuju> from set
+<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree
+<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication
+<Wuju> let me try `` characters
+<grepper> echo $((3*3))
+<Wuju> wait a minute..
+<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string
+<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux
+<Wuju> Thanks
+<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #373
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone happy
+< straterra> I\'m not happy
+< straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #374
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:09 UTC 
+%
+< pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #375
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:32:35 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be a *great*
+distro for you
+< rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #376
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:17 UTC 
+%
+00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s all... i
+will never read slackbook.org
+00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor:  you might get some flack when you ask questions without
+reading the book, though...
+00:23 < gremzoid> heh
+00:23 < dafunks> O_o
+00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck.
+00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, but if
+you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent *MONTHS* working
+on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me.
+00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer.
+00:23 < drijen> gtfo
+00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys?
+00:23 < macavity> naa
+00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #377
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:19 UTC 
+%
+00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack can use
+only kings of linux
+00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron
+00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot.
+00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second?
+00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake
+00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-)
+00:48 < drijen> fsck!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #379
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:25:49 UTC 
+%
+<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a list of
+the progras you can get with Apt-Get
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #380
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:08:29 UTC 
+%
+< HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #381
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:40 UTC 
+%
+< sonic_> but X works as root?
+< root__> yes
+< root__> root is like safe mode??
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #382
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:15 UTC 
+%
+<CaptObviousman> this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer
+<CaptObviousman> The Flying Saucer
+<CaptObviousman> where beer lovers go to sample
+
+*few minutes later*
+
+fred> they suck.
+<fred> Their website has flash
+<fred> And, doesn't fit on 1024x768
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #383
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:39 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin
+< rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #384
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:45 UTC 
+%
+<xp_lunch> hi all!
+<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows what keys
+are being pressed at any given time?
+<kristen> Yes...
+<kristen> Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^
+<kristen> Sorry
+<xp_lunch> how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed?
+* xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg
+<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this specifically, but
+I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), though they were on windows.
+Should be a linux version though.. about anything you could want is there. My
+best suggestion is google.
+<xp_prg> thanks kristen
+<amphi> xp_prg: xev ?
+<xp_prg> but is that graphical?
+<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed on it
+etc...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #385
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:55:26 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> argh
+< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy
+< Catoptromancy> heh
+< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and
+                       invariably it\'s because you asked a question
+* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be
+         A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #386
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC 
+%
+< juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also
+< CaptObviousman> juanfelipe!
+< CaptObviousman> sounds Canadian
+< nullboy> canadian? wtf
+< gbonvehi> CaptObviousman: juan and felipe are spanish names..
+< nullboy> CaptObviousman: you smoking crack?
+< nullboy> CaptObviousman: put the bong down
+< CaptObviousman> so, how long have I been polluting this channel for?
+< CaptObviousman> few months now?
+< juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names
+< raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian.
+< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m nucking futs
+< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know is mexican.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #387
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:40:00 UTC 
+%
+< nachox> hey people
+< XGizzmo> werd
+< rob0> Act dignified, everyone. He needn\'t find out what we were doing.
+* XGizzmo hides the ash tray and beer cans
+< rob0> Good evening, Mr. Nachox, sir, how are you?
+< macavity> rob0: but i though you said nachox was OK with us ha-
+< macavity> ermm...
+< macavity> hanging out in here doing nothing!
+< nachox> haha
+< rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is.
+< nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P
+< macavity> *fsck*
+< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the utmost in
+decorum, I assure you.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #388
+                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:40:48 UTC 
+%
+<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ??
+<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh
+<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory.
+<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us
+know what it says
+<SlayckX> ok
+<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s
+<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening
+<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a
+shar, which means that you need to execute it
+<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should
+do) and then running it
+<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either.
+<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing.
+<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh
+<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this
+<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute
+././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh
+<SlayckX> I already pasted this
+<sekhmet> *sigh*
+<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\"   2) pick one  3) copy-and-paste your whole
+terminal screen into it  4) post the link here
+<SlayckX> why?
+<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening...
+<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you?
+<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too
+<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead
+<SlayckX> yes that would be better.
+<SlayckX> bon appetit :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #389
+                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #390
+                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:45:37 UTC 
+%
+<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make to me ?
+<greeg> terminaldummy: use your distros package manager
+<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where to start
+<greeg> what distro terminaldummy
+<terminaldummy> i\'m trying to use os x terminal
+<greeg> they uasually come with make nowadays
+<greeg> os x ?
+<greeg> wtf  you\'re on a mac ?
+<greeg> this is #linuxhelp
+<greeg> not #machelp
+<terminaldummy> has linux/unix behind it
+<terminaldummy> and terminal
+<greeg> packages are different
+<terminaldummy> you can runt hese kind of apps
+<greeg> package managemenet is distro speciffic.
+<greeg> otherwise i wouldnt mind
+<terminaldummy> you use fink to do it i guess
+<greeg> google how to install packages with fink
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #391
+                                        Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:51 UTC 
+%
+<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking for
+any heretics..
+* heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
+<macavity> opps.. now he reset your connection again..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #392
+                                        Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:54 UTC 
+%
+<+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of..
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #393
+                                        Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:57 UTC 
+%
+* Dominian wears boxers year round
+* heret|c wears jeans year round
+< Dominian> oh and jeans
+< heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans
+< heret|c> not mall jeans
+< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing nothing
+but boxers ...
+< andarius> please burn out my eyes
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #394
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:43:31 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384
+< Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark!
+< Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/
+< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my uncle to
+divorce her.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #395
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:38:42 UTC 
+%
+<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious problem
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #396
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:35 UTC 
+%
+<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1  to something2 means:
+diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #397
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:40 UTC 
+%
+<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- need at least
+22500 kB video meory
+<CarlFK> will that keep the display from working at all?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #398
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:08 UTC 
+%
+<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key,
+it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\"
+<Kaapa>  ^V + tab
+<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard?
+<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v
+<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do   ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt
+:)
+<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #399
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC 
+%
+<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at the
+moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if there\'s
+something better
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #400
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:36 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :(
+< straterra> It\'s turning me on
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #401
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:42 UTC 
+%
+<C_Kode> Hey all.  How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures?
+ I\'m not finding anything on Google.
+<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\"  pluggable authorization module
+<savetheWorld> (or something like that)
+<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #402
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC 
+%
+* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
+<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
+<drijen> well said!
+<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone female to
+talk to
+<straterra> Don\'t do that
+<straterra> We..have our quota for female
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #403
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:05 UTC 
+%
+* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
+<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
+<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with
+bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #404
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC 
+%
+< kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #405
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:54:43 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\"
+< thrice`> fuck, my company blows
+< Dominian> er..
+< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha
+< Dominian> lmao
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #406
+                                        Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys
+< BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #407
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:14:21 UTC 
+%
+( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #408
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:32:56 UTC 
+%
+pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put  US Patent Law aside temp..:p
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #409
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:33:04 UTC 
+%
+< needles> whos patrick
+< Motoko-chan> needles, PV.
+< CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #411
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:25:12 UTC 
+%
+<Dougy> Is there a tool like wget for slackware?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #412
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:17 UTC 
+%
+< Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India.
+< Rusty1> what\'s the area code?
+< Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #413
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:25 UTC 
+%
+<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\"
+Suspect:
+      \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\"
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #414
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC 
+%
+< avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/
+< mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI
+< avt3kk> oook
+< avt3kk> I type jfgi?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #415
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:32:51 UTC 
+%
+< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using
+8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why)
+< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right?
+< rob0> ok
+< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D
+< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL
+-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by
+peer\"]
+<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #416
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC 
+%
+<jp> How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives?
+<jp> Isn\'t there a command like scanbus?  or??
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #417
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:40 UTC 
+%
+<edgy> $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l
+<edgy> -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab
+<edgy> no crontab for gutsy
+<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list and edit
+cron jobs?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #418
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:48 UTC 
+%
+<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont know
+which update adress to use..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #419
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:05 UTC 
+%
+<jroes> is nfs also a kernel module device driver?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #420
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:10 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat
+iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #421
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:04:18 UTC 
+%
+02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you?
+02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query window to
+talk to you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #422
+                                        Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:04:38 UTC 
+%
+<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in
+use\" due to a conflict with itself?
+<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port...
+<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird.
+<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #423
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC 
+%
+* hipodilski has joined #linuxhelp
+<hipodilski>  what is the windows equivalent com port of
+<hipodilski>  /dev/ttyBT0
+<hipodilski> ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #424
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:57 UTC 
+%
+Dagmar: lusher00: Google
+lusher00: asking google is like asking you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #425
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:29:25 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i choose a
+fix
+< mwalling> nullboy: crack
+< nullboy> yes, i am out of crack
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #426
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:29 UTC 
+%
+<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end result
+was a massive collapse of the company
+<_sho_> :D
+<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in 1 week!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #427
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:38 UTC 
+%
+<+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :)
+<+rworkman> er, shit happens  :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #428
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:22:09 UTC 
+%
+< Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #429
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:02 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #430
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC 
+%
+< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does everything I
+need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new panties.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #431
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:31:22 UTC 
+%
+<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using root@localhost.localdomain for
+outbound email?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #432
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:38 UTC 
+%
+< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not end in
+.tgz
+< rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto.
+< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin america,
+specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we just play it by ear
+< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right?  ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #433
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:54 UTC 
+%
+16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh
+16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #434
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:58 UTC 
+%
+< fred> It's on par with lolita.
+< LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors
+who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was
+looking?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #435
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:11 UTC 
+%
+01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!!
+01:00 < nullboy> YAY
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #436
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:24 UTC 
+%
+<Led_Zeppelin> is it possible to download a Macromedia file?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #438
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:39 UTC 
+%
+<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts is
+just pathetic
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #439
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:44 UTC 
+%
+<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install the
+sources?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #440
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:48 UTC 
+%
+* camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined
+#nwscript
+* camgirl29 has quit (Quit: )
+<Nevyn> Damn tease....
+<Ariel> guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl
+<Nevyn> We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #441
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:55:46 UTC 
+%
+[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping tools and
+wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #442
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:40 UTC 
+%
+[15:22] <Alan_Hicks> Google knows all.
+[15:23] <mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live
+[15:24] <Alan_Hicks> First hit:  ***** Co, NY
+[15:24] <mwalling_> holy shit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #443
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:53 UTC 
+%
+* mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #444
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:22 UTC 
+%
+< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ?
+< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #445
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC 
+%
+WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping.
+        Even so, this is worth the read... :-)
+
+<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear
+that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware
+cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with
+System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style   fact is
+slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style
+<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because
+we have inittab and runlevels.
+<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the
+initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc',
+<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program.
+<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like.
+<oneforall> BSD-style
+<oneforall> SysV-style read it
+<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as
+allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with
+rh and clones of it
+<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything.
+<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
+<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV
+init system
+<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is
+used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it .
+<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init.
+<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER
+<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so
+it is BSD-like in that aspect.
+<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style
+<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init
+<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V,
+but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard
+to see what that says
+<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok?
+<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think.
+<oneforall> its not
+<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside
+from a lot of these dinky embedded ones
+<oneforall> read
+<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system.
+<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not
+all like is clamied here
+<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init"
+<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots.
+<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init.
+<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels.
+<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file.
+<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a
+part of it and in a diffrent way than most
+<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init.
+<Dagmar> Not one little bit.
+<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to
+run based on that.
+<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though.
+<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts.  No more, and no less.
+<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this.
+<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method.
+<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make
+things modular.
+<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one
+thing
+<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time.
+<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both
+<oneforall> you just eat your own words
+<Motoko-chan> Huh?
+<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read.
+<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
+<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init
+<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what
+runlevel because it has no runlevels
+<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period.
+<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said
+trhere
+<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear
+<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV
+<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init"
+<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap
+<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how
+other modular systems do.
+<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility
+to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout*
+<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init.
+<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up?
+<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny
+it's existance.
+<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect
+Slackware's style.
+<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php
+<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used
+<rworkman> no.
+<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean
+<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
+<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS
+<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does
+*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv
+<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init.  Period.
+<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has
+helped me once to understand the difference.
+<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear
+<rworkman> Yes, it is.
+<Motoko-chan> Yes it is.
+<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux
+distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each
+runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one
+init script to each runlevel.
+<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim
+<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
+<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init"
+<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG.
+<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script
+<oneforall> notice they are init scripts
+<Motoko-chan> Correct.
+<Dagmar> So what?
+<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot.
+<Dagmar> We have an init daemon.
+<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is
+system-v init.
+<Dagmar> That makes us SysV.
+<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people
+<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD
+init
+<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo
+if you take out that part yopur
+fucked duh it only a f..g part
+<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot
+<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part.
+##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.
+##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by
+rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112
+<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know
+better.
+
+... and a few minutes later...
+
+<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air:
+<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify
+http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use
+SysV init.  It seems that some refuse to listen to reason.
+<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit
+being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the
+appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made
+manually)
+<Dagmar> hehe
+<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue?
+<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of
+us
+<rworkman> :)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #446
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC 
+%
+< elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open
+              internet
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #447
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:25:35 UTC 
+%
+* Declan (Declan@2234E2B0.532EBF4E.D09A77EC.IP) has joined #codelove
+<Declan> Hey again toraton
+<Declan> I want to try a little SQL now
+<Declan> But I don't know how to access the thingy
+<toraton> well
+<toraton> hostname is youandeye.org
+<toraton> username is declan
+<toraton> pass is the same as your login pass
+<Declan> Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #448
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:18:24 UTC 
+%
+[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined
+##slackware.
+[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of
+keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must
+[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P
+[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long
+[00:24] <dadexter> to read
+[00:24] <macavity> :P
+[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata
+[00:25] <macavity> you just got here
+[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta..
+[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally
+useless, and leave
+[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha
+[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P
+[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love
+goooooooooooooooooold"
+[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste
+[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #449
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC 
+%
+< kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ?
+< heret|c> bob, harry, and jack
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #450
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:29 UTC 
+%
+15:49 < heret|c> *ahem*
+15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ
+15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem*
+15:50  * heret|c whistles innocently
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #451
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:31 UTC 
+%
+< Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G
+         processors?
+<@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel?
+
+* time passes *
+
+< Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp
+< Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue.
+< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that really
+matter?
+< Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this.
+< mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the
+         status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much memory that
+is using
+< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I have about
+130 extensions now.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #452
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:40:03 UTC 
+%
+< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #453
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC 
+%
+< Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession.
+<+fred> Your arse, or your left hand?
+< Faux> I was going for the second.
+<+fred> Oh, ok.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #454
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:13:59 UTC 
+%
+11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The proc fan
+                       doesn't like to work very well at all, so if you start
+                       taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader on
+                       prom night
+11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that?
+11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes
+11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK)
+11:39 < ThomasY> no
+11:40 < CaptObviousman> even the male ones do, especially if they're gay
+11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay
+11:40 -!- ThomasY [i=straterr@slackadelic.com] has left ##woodchucks []
+11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #455
+                                        Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:23:19 UTC 
+%
+( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #456
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:29 UTC 
+%
+<MrPocknix> Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer?
+<amphi> MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer
+<MrPocknix> thats is
+<MrPocknix> how do i open it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #457
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:37 UTC 
+%
+<oberon> what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ?
+<daniel> It's probably in jail? :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #458
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:42 UTC 
+%
+<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the LAN? like,
+across the internet?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #459
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:49 UTC 
+%
+( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean slack
+is not for me
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #460
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:04:00 UTC 
+%
+< MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to
+                    use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel after u
+                    boot
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #461
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:10:02 UTC 
+%
+<drijen> scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit
+<scorchsaber> thruman unit?
+<rob0_> That's IT.
+<rob0_> Thurman.
+<drijen> has to be
+<tjm> i dont think uma thurman is very attractive.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #462
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:35:12 UTC 
+%
+drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #463
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:10 UTC 
+%
+< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you exempt
+porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #464
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:25:08 UTC 
+%
+< chopp>  /whowas x80
+< macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60
+< nullboy> haha
+< nullboy> YOU LOOSE
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #465
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:41 UTC 
+%
+<BP{k}>        okay, everyone, the world is still safe.
+<andarius>    haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :(
+<andarius>    BP{k}: the world is never safe
+<BP{k}>        safe is a fluffy word :P
+<ThomasY>  so is pubic hair
+<andarius>    pubic hair is safe?
+<andarius>    but it could be a choking hazard :(
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #466
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:40 UTC 
+%
+rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he just needs to
+load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- no proto=imps
+nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he knows
+what's up
+Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #467
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:55:31 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their favorite
+without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, _read_ them.
+< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining licenses.
+Then you could get some very strange flavours...
+< Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes?
+< Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #468
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:13:01 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you
+< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became a penis
+envy contest.
+
+... 10 Minutes Later...
+
+< Dagmar> Meh
+< Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row
+< thrice`> that's because it can detect lies
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #469
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:33:11 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you?
+< nullboy> i'm not feeling love
+< ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting
+< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that I loved
+you at some point in the past.
+< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree...
+< ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #470
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:07:35 UTC 
+%
+00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died
+00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish
+00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined ##woodchucks
+00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off
+00:49 < Dominian> lol
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #471
+                                        Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:50:04 UTC 
+%
+(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others in a clear
+and concise manner is a problem
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #472
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:03 UTC 
+%
+< fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #474
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:12 UTC 
+%
+--> SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has joined #linux
+<SyntaxError> anyone know a good distro for laptops?
+<phyberoptix> the same one you use on your desktop
+<SyntaxError> nvm then
+<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux (Leaving)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #475
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:21 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space.
+< Dagmar> You really don't.
+< Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes.
+< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to make cats
+explode?
+< Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #476
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:47 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> yanking it now
+< Dominian> er.. cloning it now
+< Dominian> fsck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #477
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:33 UTC 
+%
+< unixfool> noobfarm!
+< fuzzbawl> that's what she said
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #478
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:34 UTC 
+%
+<Gargantua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png
+<Gargantua> pathetic
+<pilate> Gargantua, why is that pathetic?  One of the biggest problems is
+cross-platform incompatability.  OSX natively running KDE is a big step.
+<pilate> shows well for kde devs as well as osx devs
+<Gargantua> that's just a theme man...
+<pilate> oh
+<Gargantua> ahahahaha
+<pilate> hahaha
+<pilate> omg
+<pilate> pathetic.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #479
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:02 UTC 
+%
+<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as some
+sundry hacks that you can try
+<benjsh_> why is linux so complicated
+<benjsh_> it is not made for users
+* mwalling has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
+* phao (n=pedro@201.78.19.87) has left ##slackware
+<qartis> I was never good at philosophy
+<chris_punches> benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware
+manufacturing and hardware support problem.  Via refuses to cooperate with the
+open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers can be used in
+non-windows systems.
+<chris_punches> Blame predatory contracting.
+<chris_punches> As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #480
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:34 UTC 
+%
+< fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #481
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:37 UTC 
+%
+< briantumor> rh can suck my penis
+< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake with a
+salas
+< rickyricon_> salad
+< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you up.. but man
+a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling feeling when your done..
+kind of like Slackware.
+< rickyricon_> hahaha
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #482
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:35:28 UTC 
+%
+<@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women
+< guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #483
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:55:56 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* thinking of
+pron!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #484
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:56:01 UTC 
+%
+< alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn?  Dagmar said  Ctrl+alt+Fn
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #485
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:41:13 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you jumping
+right into the deepend with C/C++
+< Invert314> i gave up on bash
+< Invert314> it's too hard
+< Invert314> i figure C will be easier
+< Invert314> i gave up on PHP too
+< Invert314> i got one of the SAMs teach yourself PHP in 24 hours
+< Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages
+< Invert314> none of it made sense
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #486
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:45:41 UTC 
+%
+<Brad> It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #487
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:51:13 UTC 
+%
+<straterra> nachox, all the great things in life are
+illegal..like...choloforming your gf
+<fuzzbawl> choloforming? does that require a special way to lean?
+<straterra> yes
+<straterra> gotta lean like a cholo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #488
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:37 UTC 
+%
+12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me
+12:38 < mwalling_> \o/
+12:38 < mwalling_> /o/
+12:38 < mwalling_> \o\
+12:38 < mwalling_> |o|
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #489
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:41 UTC 
+%
+< fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package
+-!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #490
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:46 UTC 
+%
+<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they?
+<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!".
+
+(#totse @ slashnet.org)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #491
+                                        Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC 
+%
+< Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without
+             losing quality, is that possible?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #492
+                                        Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:56:49 UTC 
+%
+<heatxsink> anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files?
+<erpo> heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;)
+<heatxsink> aw geez
+<heatxsink> great
+<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that you'll make
+a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law into something sane,
+I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file.
+<heatxsink> interesting
+<heatxsink> okay sure
+<erpo> First install the unrar utility if you haven't already.
+<erpo> Then:
+<erpo> unrar e first-file-in-the-set
+<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent rar files.
+<heatxsink> tahnks
+<heatxsink> donating n9ow
+<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of asking in
+#linuxhelp.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #493
+                                        Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:22:03 UTC 
+%
+<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to warwick,
+parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #494
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:06:16 UTC 
+%
+<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, how does
+it know which server to contact for the response?
+<kasc> osmosis: black voodoo magic
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #495
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:03:46 UTC 
+%
+<ricardo0o> hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #496
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:03 UTC 
+%
+* LoganTheRed secks straterra
+* straterra moans
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #497
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:09 UTC 
+%
+< guinea-pig> whoa
+< guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance
+<@caker> by switching to Linode
+< guinea-pig> it's true.
+<@caker> Linode.  So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #498
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:38 UTC 
+%
+< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up soldering
+< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment Rusty1?
+< Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work
+* Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove
+< Peikko> True
+< Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention
+< Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #499
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:18 UTC 
+%
+< ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default
+< ka24> plus a zero or so
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #500
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:26 UTC 
+%
+15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o
+15:48 < straterra> do^
+15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P
+15:50 < straterra> Yes I am
+15:50 < straterra> You are just sober
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #501
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:48 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway.
+< kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway
+< Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^)
+< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router in Buffalo
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public IP address?
+< Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem.
+< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which goes to the
+main thing
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing.
+< kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ...
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute.
+< kitche> mwalling_ well actuallu 10.41.10.1
+< kitche> http://pastebin.ca/833775
+< Alan_Hicks> ping 130.81.12.77
+< Alan_Hicks> WTF?!  C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator>
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #502
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:06 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle?
+< dadexter_laptop> no
+< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra
+< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it
+< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you?
+< mwalling_> straterra: you want it?
+< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine
+< straterra> Want...what?
+< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle
+< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle
+< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels
+< straterra> Especially not people named Mark
+< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich
+< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad
+day
+< dadexter_laptop> wait
+< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle???
+< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want
+it
+< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy
+< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich???
+< mwalling_> no
+< bird603568> :o
+< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich.
+< mwalling_> next to my sandwich
+< straterra> In your mouth?
+< mwalling_> in the same box
+< mwalling_> i don't like pickles
+< dadexter_laptop> me neither
+< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor
+for your anus?
+< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues
+< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense
+< bird603568> no pickle would  be penis
+< straterra> Duh
+< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle
+< mwalling_> yes.
+< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar
+< plee> yes.. some people do that
+< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a
+freakin week
+< mwalling_> ok
+< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm...
+< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle
+< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle?
+< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted
+< mwalling_> lengthwise
+< straterra> Hmm
+< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!!
+< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit
+< mwalling_> going once!
+< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it
+< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost?
+< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone
+< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it
+< plee> hehe
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #504
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC 
+%
+* LizardKing sss...
+< cpunches> I don't get it.  Why does he slither?
+< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk...  you slither...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #505
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:36 UTC 
+%
+<thrice`> damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark
+<straterra> Whaaa
+<straterra> You better go back and lay the pimp smack down on her
+<thrice`> yeah, hit her in the face
+<thrice`> then verbally degrade her
+<thrice`> then take 3 stickers
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #506
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:51 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass
+< Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now?
+< mwalling> 10:59 < Dominian> mwalling: I will have DSL by thursday :D
+< Dominian> oh
+< thrice`> how many reasons do you want
+< Dominian> lol
+< Dominian> hahaha
+< thrice`> oh
+< thrice`> ;)
+< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup just
+isn't for me
+< Dominian> s/by/but
+< thrice`> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #508
+                                        Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:08:41 UTC 
+%
+< qkit> morn
+(10 minutes pass)
+< eroc> s/morn/moron/
+< eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #509
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:51:59 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> holy testical thursday
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #510
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:01 UTC 
+%
+< fred> it's *HUGE*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #511
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:07 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #512
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:15:37 UTC 
+%
+< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, not in arm
+wrestling
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #513
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:47:54 UTC 
+%
+< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to cut one.  I
+thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out of the gate, AND
+we're sitting in leather chairs
+< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one of those
+moments you feel to have to share
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #514
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:58 UTC 
+%
+<Turk-Admin> hi
+<Turk-Admin> every budy
+<Turk-Admin> im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #515
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:14 UTC 
+%
+<etronik> Hi all!  is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux)
+distribution?
+<etronik> I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk
+<RichiH> etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux
+<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have mispelled it
+:-) thanks
+<RichiH> np :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #516
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:27 UTC 
+%
+* LoganTheRed humps your leg
+* straterra moans
+< straterra> Haaarrrder
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #517
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:40 UTC 
+%
+< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance known to
+man.
+< mwalling_> what is diamond?
+< Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull'
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #518
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:45 UTC 
+%
+< farabi> I got this error when running svn:
+< farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2:
+               cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
+<@fred> install sasl.
+< farabi> thanks fred
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #519
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:54 UTC 
+%
+Logan:  <so wants to order this Intel q600
+Logan:  q660
+Logan:  q6600 fucking bastard damnit!
+drijen:  l2tyoe!
+drijen:  oh fuck me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #520
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:31 UTC 
+%
+<Milencho> can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5*
+<Milencho> and install the new?
+<Fatb0y> yes you could  you just have to build the new
+<Milencho> where can i find 4.0 tgz packet?
+* Marcus_ (n=Marcus@d90-128-61-126.cust.tele2.de) has joined ##slackware
+<BP{k}> not anywhere afaik.
+<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself.  i have not seen any .tgz's
+yet.
+<spook> Milencho: be patient
+<Milencho> good idea, i will wait a week ;]
+<Milencho> or two
+<Fatb0y> and if you do wait you can just do upgradepkg
+<Fatb0y> or remove and installpkg  whichever
+<Milencho> i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet
+<Milencho> i will wait ;)
+<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may have
+serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ?
+<Marcus_> but there are already some packages available by mytux
+<Marcus_> http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/
+<Marcus_> it installs to /opt
+<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie ..
+kdepim
+<Marcus_> of course you can.
+<Marcus_> you know svn?
+<BP{k}> yes, in that way you can :P
+<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en.  i would
+just like to read what they did if anything important on there.
+<BP{k}> I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :)
+<Marcus_> its your choice.
+<Marcus_> perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site
+<Milencho> i think the best choise is to waitin
+<Milencho> slack 12.1 with kde 4.0
+<Milencho> ;]]
+<Marcus_> i am not sure if pv will already include it?
+<BP{k}> I will be stunned and shocked if he did.
+<ayaz> I will ditch slackware if he did.
+<BP{k}> ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #521
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:36 UTC 
+%
+16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has
+joined #debian
+16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey
+16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me
+16:21 < lamby> !ask
+16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem
+with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try
+             to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___."
+Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or
+             pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all
+volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't
+             get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine
+16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #522
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC 
+%
+-!- eilart1 [n=matteo@151.66.190.135] has joined #amarok
+< eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers
+< eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber
+< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site i login
+< emunkki> what the heck are you talking about?
+< eilart1> amarok
+< hurra> 0o
+< emunkki> uhm...
+< fred> /o\\
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #523
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:53:03 UTC 
+%
+< lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #524
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:01:00 UTC 
+%
+( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher
+( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C.
+( Qrawl_) the steps guy
+( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #525
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:34 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that
+they put on hair dryers.  They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it.
+< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the
+rinse and repeat
+< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing.  See? People
+don't follow directions.
+< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #526
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC 
+%
+( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #527
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:52 UTC 
+%
+< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #528
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled.
+< straterra> Speak for yourself
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #529
+                                        Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:49:01 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock"
+< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about
+fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #530
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living?
+< mwalling_> not sure
+< mwalling_> but he works night shifts
+< straterra> IRC server tester
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #531
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:22 UTC 
+%
+< UFOzx> hi all
+< straterra> hi
+< UFOzx> how do you live
+< straterra> i eat...drink..sleep
+< UFOzx> are you from america :) ?
+< straterra> have occassional sex
+< straterra> yes..
+< UFOzx> )) i'm too
+< straterra> how do you live?
+< UFOzx> but i'm from russia
+< UFOzx> how life in america :) ?
+* mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms....
+< straterra> mwalling: asl?
+< straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #532
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:26 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what
+screen does!"
+< mwalling> hehehe
+< vbatts> ha
+< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it
+* CaptObviousman face palms
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #533
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC 
+%
+< alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #534
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:36:43 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ?
+< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were fscking?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #536
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:40:42 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) is a lot
+easier than you may think.
+< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, all
+going in different directions that gets ugly
+< Alan_Hicks> True.
+< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a country
+filled with airplanes?
+< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't like?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #537
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:15:11 UTC 
+%
+11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants
+11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #538
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:32:17 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for you. I make
+a very good living getting paid to do things other people don't want to do.
+< samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee
+< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies need love
+too!
+< mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU
+* mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #539
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 UTC 
+%
+< DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address?
+< Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1
+< Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #540
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:49 UTC 
+%
+<straterra> I'm pretty buff
+<andarius> like in turtle wax ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #541
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:54 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a rock in a
+pool
+< Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density
+< andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well
+< cpunches> i float
+< straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #542
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:31:07 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k?
+< W|GGL|T> ATDT
+< Alan_Hicks> ATDH
+< mwalling_> SKAWEEESH
+< straterra> KKSSSSHHHSHSHHSSSHHH
+< mwalling_> BEDOO BE DOO
+< W|GGL|T> lol
+< straterra> DadoooDOOOOOOO
+< mwalling_>
+KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+< W|GGL|T> <busy tone>
+< rob0_> NO CARRIER
+< mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH
+< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP BEEP BEEP
+BEEP BEEP BEEP
+< straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #543
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:44 UTC 
+%
+< slackerpete> phrag, its so small
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #544
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:14 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it and I'll
+eat it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #545
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:16 UTC 
+%
+<@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway?
+<@serclappie> no it wont i believe
+<@serclappie> oh and additionally
+<@serclappie> its Leopard
+<@serclappie> not OSX
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #546
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:14 UTC 
+%
+15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs faster?
+               <i look at ebuild's name>
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #547
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:04 UTC 
+%
+<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a picture
+of some guy opening up his butthole
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #548
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:11 UTC 
+%
+< SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic
+messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #549
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:54 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!!
+< mwalling> </tomcruise>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #550
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:56 UTC 
+%
+macavity humps fred
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #551
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:35 UTC 
+%
+< phrag> what just happened
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #552
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:37 UTC 
+%
+22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S
+22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i
+22:19 < W|GGL|T> i'm just VERY picky on what servers i join
+22:19 < straterra> you should let me pwn you
+22:19 < straterra> Eerrr..play ya
+22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill?  cuz you're gonna get ravaged
+22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #553
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:44 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I love this laptop stand
+< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it?
+< Dominian> They call it the "erection"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #554
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> fuck this sun thing
+< mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis
+< nullboy> the LOM port is NOICE
+< Dominian> heh
+< Dominian> Didy ou get in finally?
+< nullboy> nope
+< nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port
+< nullboy> with heat transfer grease too
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #555
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:16 UTC 
+%
+< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + 2) ?
+< Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42
+< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a real number
+< Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42
+< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys
+< Alan_Hicks> You're welcome.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #556
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:52:13 UTC 
+%
+< myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #557
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:53 UTC 
+%
+< myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #558
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:58 UTC 
+%
+< DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now
+< rworkman> Hari Kari
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #559
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:30:04 UTC 
+%
+< dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #560
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:56:19 UTC 
+%
+<@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt
+<@Dagmar> Satan might.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #561
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:00:55 UTC 
+%
+< myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the
+                  basement for 3 days and it'll work again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #562
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:14 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear
+                  holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #563
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC 
+%
+<WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite
+<Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b
+<WIldnQIk> tell me
+<Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #564
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:16 UTC 
+%
+<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea?
+<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews
+<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do
+is make money from it
+<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont
+make him money to further the zionist agenda
+<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by
+gays?!?! WTF
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #565
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #566
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:43:54 UTC 
+%
+<straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #567
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:44:22 UTC 
+%
+< cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically
+                  improve Debian overnight.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #568
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:57:32 UTC 
+%
+(Brian is a coworker)
+
+Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project
+Straterra: STD
+Brian: stuff to do?                                
+Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do
+Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better
+Brian: I like mine better. :)
+Straterra: I do too
+Straterra: I think I shall steal it
+Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake?
+Straterra: lol
+Straterra: Dude
+Straterra: Rename RT that
+Brian: STFU would rock
+Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com
+Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #569
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> COME ON
+::: straterra whines
+< straterra> Come ooooonnnn
+< acidchild> bitch
+< fred> straterra's my bitch.
+< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy
+< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date
+< fred> Distance is an issue.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #570
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:07 UTC 
+%
+< TeMagic> !ask
+<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the
+problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...)
+< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I
+can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no
+internet and no updates...
+< TeMagic> nobody knows?
+< TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway
+< TeMagic> bye
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #571
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:00:05 UTC 
+%
+< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully functional
+computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #572
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:46 UTC 
+%
+<USCA> us & ca universities
+<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities
+<amrit|wrk> huh?
+<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;)
+<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;)
+<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #573
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC 
+%
+<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing the
+/etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't recognize a root
+account?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #574
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:03 UTC 
+%
+02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time
+02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me
+02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron comes
+from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-)
+02:57 < exile777> rofl
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #575
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:11 UTC 
+%
+< Astiv> what's the future of asm?
+< lleksah> lol
+< lleksah> nice one
+< lleksah> 8/10
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #576
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:01:25 UTC 
+%
+< AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc
+<@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #577
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:07:19 UTC 
+%
+< patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #578
+                                        Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:50:06 UTC 
+%
+< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does not,
+like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #579
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:20:08 UTC 
+%
+<sebbs> could someone help me?
+<sebbs> my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #580
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:50 UTC 
+%
+<fouroftwenty> lol, what is this samba?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #581
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:54 UTC 
+%
+< fred> IA64 -> x86-64:
+< fred> <intel> I made you a 64-bit processor
+< fred> <amd> But I eated it.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #583
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:14 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last night you
+dork :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #584
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:27 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> You have a woman
+< straterra> Make her make us some drinks!
+< rob0> yes, splendid idea
+* straterra has a woman too
+< straterra> Just..not in yelling distance
+< straterra> Dominian: ping
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #585
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:10 UTC 
+%
+< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger
+ "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a
+snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #586
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #587
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:23:53 UTC 
+%
+* rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #588
+                                        Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:55:09 UTC 
+%
+<fuo> hi
+<fuo> what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #589
+                                        Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:34:26 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> man 8 buttplug
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #590
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:37:36 UTC 
+%
+< MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #591
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:40:20 UTC 
+%
+< MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX?
+< MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #592
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:48:08 UTC 
+%
+<livinded> as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #593
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:11:07 UTC 
+%
+< fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #594
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:10 UTC 
+%
+< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda backups
+fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files .. might that be the
+reason?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #595
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:06 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> great..
+< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting in a relay
+rack configuration
+< Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME>
+< Dominian> Send me non-versarails
+< eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways
+< Dominian> lol
+< Dominian> lmfao
+< thrice> lol
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #596
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:27 UTC 
+%
+< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday.  Which
+makes typing Es a little tingly.
+< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e in it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #597
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:54 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> !topic remove 6
+<@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #598
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:13 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd!
+< straterra> freenode^
+< straterra> better and smarter?
+< rworkman> Well, it was. ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #599
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:14 UTC 
+%
+<andarius> JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with
+<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow.  Your idea is intriguing; can I join
+your mailing list?
+<andarius> only if you can string an inode :P
+<andarius> we have standrads :)
+<andarius> but spelling is not one of them ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #600
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:47 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn where the
+sun doesn't shine.
+< JKWood> Urrr...
+< rob0> oooooooh that burns
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #601
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:40 UTC 
+%
+<sybariten> isnt rmuser a linux standard command?
+<sybariten> i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #602
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:42 UTC 
+%
+<nix_chix0r> i dont feel like shopping online for sperm
+<nix_chix0r> figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #603
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:54 UTC 
+%
+< naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz
+< naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
+< naji-> whats lz?
+< Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib.
+< naji-> it wasnt me i swear
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #604
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:14:07 UTC 
+%
+< ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years?
+<@mattl> ams: yes.
+< ams> it has?
+<@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE
+              MANAGER?!
+<@mattl> ams: seriously. step down.
+<@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more
+              capable release manager, like... anyone, do it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #605
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:36:55 UTC 
+%
+From #gnu:
+
+ams: you really need to lighten up
+ams: j00bar: like maybe go out a bit, and meet people...
+baughj: now that's comedy
+baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people
+j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh*
+ams: then we are three
+ams: mattl is even worse than us!
+amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking a social
+life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for drooling?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #606
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:47:08 UTC 
+%
+16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short:  I was in Wal-Mart checking
+out.  I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the
+woman behind me says "You have a dog?"  I couldn't resist.
+<+rworkman> Me: "Nope.  I'm getting back on the Purina diet.  I used to weigh
+over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it."  She says, "You look
+like you lost more than that."
+<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out
+last week."
+<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?"    Me: "No."
+<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car
+hit me"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #607
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC 
+%
+<Dagmar> I've exactly zero printing mojo.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #608
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:39 UTC 
+%
+22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #609
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:42 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #610
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:06 UTC 
+%
+<rob0> maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #611
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:13 UTC 
+%
+< clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about...
+< clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one?
+< fophillips> Urm...
+< fophillips> No hardware support?
+< fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #612
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:17 UTC 
+%
+<gore_> Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #613
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:49 UTC 
+%
+<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, you should
+guess again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #614
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:55 UTC 
+%
+<JKWood> rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that?
+<rob0> sorry I'm slow tonight
+<gore_> wtf is a noobfarm?
+<ananke> gore_ : that's where you become famous
+<ananke> think of it as celebrity rehab
+<gore_> wtf for?
+<rworkman> Just go there already and you'll see.
+<rworkman> :)
+<rworkman> dot.org
+<gore_> Celebrty rehab?
+<JKWood> Yep.
+<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the public
+they're sorry they know how to have fun
+<JKWood> You're not famous yet, although you will be.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #615
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:49:18 UTC 
+%
+<acidchild> you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #616
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:11:17 UTC 
+%
+<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location of my
+external ip?
+<andrea23> how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #617
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:20:52 UTC 
+%
+<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total war, or
+dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not sure whch to play
+:( and not sure which performs best on slackware, been a while since I setup
+wine for it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #619
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:01:33 UTC 
+%
+< NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually?
+< NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4
+< NopaTop> 192.168.1.1.999 etc?
+< NopaTop> people bitch that ipv4 address space is full
+< NopaTop> but i've never seen 999.999.999.999
+< NopaTop> it seems stupid to only use 255 numbers when you have 999
+< NopaTop> just patch ifconfig to allow 999?
+...
+< NopaTop> [S+Z] Unknown command: /PART
+< NopaTop> what is part supposed to do?
+< NopaTop> humm i dunno how i leave a channel
+< NopaTop> i've never had to do it before
+< NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #620
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:59:39 UTC 
+%
+< danopia`school> is IRC = email?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #621
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:47:30 UTC 
+%
+-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked up,
+again. See you in a bit!]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #622
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:37 UTC 
+%
+< skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App?
+<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; /etc/rc.d/rc.syslog
+restart ; chvt 12
+<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not written to
+files.
+<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little bit
+further.
+<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing bad has
+happened.  ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #623
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:52 UTC 
+%
+<faileas> i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #624
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:56 UTC 
+%
+<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless
+<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy
+<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer."
+<thrice`> <3
+<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around?
+<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister
+<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend
+<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the
+last three lines, I've no idea what it was
+<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here
+<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #625
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC 
+%
+< dadexter_laptop> he's your mom
+< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a snake venom
+out of her random lovers love-parts
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #626
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:07 UTC 
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+joined ##slackware
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+* ArmOrAttAk (n=armoratt@unaffiliated/armorattak) has joined ##slackware
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+* Ebola (i=ebola@unaffiliated/ebola) has joined ##slackware
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+<nullboy> you bastards where the hell have you all been
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #627
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:11:04 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling_> question asked... lets see how long until i get my ass hole
+                  reamed out
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #628
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:50 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P
+< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same  subnet as
+the host OS
+< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes
+< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/
+< JKWood> Not this again...
+-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck
+< rob0> WOW it worked!!
+< nullboy> lmao
+< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ?
+-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination
+connected"]
+< andarius> sweet
+< rob0> That worked too!
+< Buggaboo> What worked?
+< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #629
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC 
+%
+<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should move the
+binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the info needed to find
+the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be on the filesystem
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #630
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:45 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #631
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:47 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M
+sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #632
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:48 UTC 
+%
+<limac> what was the first unix OS?
+<limac> minix?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #633
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:19 UTC 
+%
+< emma> what are the advantages of slackware?
+< nullboy> emma: control
+< charle97> emma: control
+< macavity> emma: control
+< JKWood> emma: control
+< emma> wow you guys like control!
+< rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #634
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:26 UTC 
+%
+<rob0> Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it.
+<rworkman> rob0: assholes?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #635
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:31 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #636
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:34 UTC 
+%
+* fred is a fan of /boot/ponies
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #637
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:59 UTC 
+%
+* acidchild has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
+<Dominian> and .. a bus just drove by again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #638
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:02 UTC 
+%
+<emma> movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #639
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:16:58 UTC 
+%
+<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical memory
+modules are installed without needing to pop the case open and look?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #640
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:00 UTC 
+%
+<Picachoo>  how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading
+updates? in kubuntu
+<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show some
+curtesy, and wait for answers there
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #641
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:05 UTC 
+%
+<K-Mash> hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #642
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:08 UTC 
+%
+<limac>           well, g2g to good old bed :)
+<JKWood> I wish I was there.
+<limac>           see ya people tomorrow
+<JKWood> Well... my bed.
+<limac>            bbye
+<JKWood> Not your bed.
+<limac>            :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #643
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:11 UTC 
+%
+r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg
+r3vld: thats the picture
+nullboy: is that slackware?
+nullboy: r3vld: what is that?
+r3vld: slackware
+Basho: I wondered that myself
+r3vld: 12
+BP{k}: that is *NOT* slackware
+nullboy: that doesn't look like slackware to me
+BP{k}: slackware does not use *yum-update .. whatever it is
+nullboy: r3vld: can you explain this?
+r3vld: its 12.0
+r3vld: slackware
+BP{k}: with yum?
+r3vld: well i installed 12.0 slackware
+nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up
+***andarius smells a rat, a fedora rat or similar :o
+r3vld: no redhat
+nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting
+nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting
+r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get slackware
+r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error
+r3vld: :(
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #644
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:15 UTC 
+%
+sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages
+OsamaK: "manpages"?
+sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #645
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC 
+%
+<pasta> wow, people still use slackware?
+<Dominian> wow people still ask stupid questions?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #646
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:40 UTC 
+%
+<pasta> what is slackware known for?
+<dadexter_laptop> not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #647
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:44 UTC 
+%
+<Dagmar> I go to installfests and freaking birds practically follow me around
+singing birdsong of harmony
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #648
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:31 UTC 
+%
+< jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on
+integrating youtube into totem
+< jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/
+< Alan_Hicks> Pot.
+< InspectorCluseau> GPot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #649
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:28 UTC 
+%
+<Liono>  why i cant see etc/sudoers    i have enabled to show hidden files
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #650
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:09 UTC 
+%
+<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i have to
+backup and restore on a new empty raid?
+<memeyou> does that question make sense?
+<memeyou> or mdadm, that is
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #651
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:19 UTC 
+%
+<xp_prg> anyone know a good youtube proxy?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #652
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:22 UTC 
+%
+<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root file
+system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #653
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:29 UTC 
+%
+<GoRpO> i have a problem ..
+<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ...
+<ciosad> doh
+<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ?
+<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs
+<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs
+partition
+<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see
+http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc
+<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition
+<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be
+execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is
+a ntfs partition
+<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ?
+<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at
+http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk
+<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within
+linux.
+<GoRpO> omg
+<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;)
+<sethk> amphi, thank you  :)
+<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can
+kiss that fs goodbye
+<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator).
+ That's just hideous
+<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for
+rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror
+reanimator" ;)
+<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh?
+<sekhmet> amphi: Quite
+<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was
+sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs
+<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment
+<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is
+interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable...
+<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido "
+<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment
+<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;)
+<sethk> reiser will kill you ....   :)
+<amphi> heh
+<GoRpO> hehe
+<GoRpO> reiser just killed me
+<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs
+partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a
+reiser fs, bailing"
+<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe
+<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good
+<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #654
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC 
+%
+< Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies]
+< Triviette>  B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn
+                  Monroe
+< Triviette>  actually could act.
+< Triviette> Hint: _ _ _   _ _ _ _
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #655
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:07:16 UTC 
+%
+<laptor> <sekhmet> I like gentoo but it's very hard :(
+<sethk> it's not hard.  It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard.
+<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken.  Gentoo is OMGFAST.  ZOOOOOOOOM!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #656
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:33 UTC 
+%
+< Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow
+< Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #657
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:37 UTC 
+%
+< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop in it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #658
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:40 UTC 
+%
+<Killab33z> where is my .wine directory?
+<sethk> Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it  :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #659
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:36:54 UTC 
+%
+<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered 4 discs
+that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The /dev/sdx1 devices
+are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all discs as spares
+<daniel> Ah
+<daniel> Ok, I -A --force'ed them
+<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought the new
+mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D
+<daniel> Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #660
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:10 UTC 
+%
+<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely
+will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will
+recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the
+stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #661
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:23 UTC 
+%
+<straterra> uh..no
+<straterra> and..guess what
+<straterra> im not in a pc
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #662
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:35 UTC 
+%
+<DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio.
+<Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25
+<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- -
+<theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode?
+<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer
+is totally invisible.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #663
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:39 UTC 
+%
+< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games
+                 come with their own stuff if it's required
+< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running
+             standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key.
+< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before
+< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games
+< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever.
+< fred> steam's think does it too
+< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't
+< fred> it does
+< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine
+< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely
+                 cooperates with cedega to work on linux
+< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was
+             good, and worked with anti-cheat companies?
+< fred> *headdesk*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #664
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC 
+%
+<+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though
+             my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used
+             for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my
+             account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say
+             that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original
+             order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that
+             order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from
+             them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again
+             after that now.)
+<+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #665
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:57 UTC 
+%
+< christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #666
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 UTC 
+%
+< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all
+the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his
+hands in his tiny, POS saturn.
+< LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #667
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:30 UTC 
+%
+<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname?
+<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym"
+<Dominian> haha
+<fred> JKWood: *SLAP*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #668
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC 
+%
+<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #669
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:53:16 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans.
+< acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now
+< straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award!
+< straterra> DING DING DING DING!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #671
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:59:54 UTC 
+%
+Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support....
+
+I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts.  This was some years
+ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password.  I actually got them
+to give me whatever I needed.  The conversation went something like this.
+
+"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?"
+"My what?"
+"Your government contract ID number."
+"We don't have that information anymore."
+"You should have received that with..."
+"You don't understand.  That information is on one of our servers, and that
+server has crashed.  It's the one I was calling you about."
+"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions
+to verify your identity.  Is Commissioner So-and-so there?"
+(This is where the lie got really good.)
+"Oh great!"
+"Is there a problem sir?"
+"Yes there's a problem.  He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges."
+"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor."
+
+Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #672
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC 
+%
+< livinded> whoa
+< livinded> nice netsplit
+< Dominian> hrm
+< Dominian> Yeah.. that was huge
+< livinded> I've seen bigger
+< dadexter_laptop> that's what she said
+< livinded> wow, I walked right into that one
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #673
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:13:22 UTC 
+%
+<MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time?
+<theatro> can you get the fake one?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #674
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:47 UTC 
+%
+< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and desktop and
+email so I can giggle
+< straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San
+Francisco...
+< straterra> *cringe*
+< mwalling_> heh
+* mwalling_ giggles
+< mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #676
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:55 UTC 
+%
+< peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #677
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:03 UTC 
+%
+03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS
+03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys
+03:25 < macavity> that was an oxymoron right there..
+03:25 < mwalling_> macavity: ...
+03:25 < JKwood> client for MS?
+03:25 < JKwood> Yep.
+03:25 < mwalling_> er
+03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #678
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:06 UTC 
+%
+< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd like it
+< straterra> Lies
+< gore_> What kind of music do you like?
+< BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;)
+< straterra> BP{k}: You caught me
+< straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats
+< JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it.
+< JKwood> You'd love it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #679
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:19:21 UTC 
+%
+* spook fscks Dominian
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #680
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:12 UTC 
+%
+<Anarkhi> anyone here?
+<theatro> just ask
+<Anarkhi> i have
+* theatro has quit (""Mummy, do robots make babies?"")
+<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and quiting -.-
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #681
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:21 UTC 
+%
+< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take before there
+is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #682
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:27 UTC 
+%
+* fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #683
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:14:29 UTC 
+%
+<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a weight
+complex?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #685
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:19 UTC 
+%
+<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to?  sudo cat fstab.txt >> /etc/fstab
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #686
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:37 UTC 
+%
+22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so
+22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall?
+23:08 < Pensicola> distracted
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #687
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:50 UTC 
+%
+[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted point of
+view it only exists out of customary procedure
+[16:59] <andarius> lol
+[16:59] <deoks> Yes.
+[16:59] <deoks> Some do see people as programs :)
+[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: It's what we call 'building rapport'
+[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: Think of it as logging in and establishing
+permissions :D
+[17:00] <nullboy> lol
+[17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P
+[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a privledge
+escallation on some ppl
+[17:01] <systemloc> sp?
+[17:02] <andarius> permission regression :o
+[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable prism
+wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue.
+[17:03] <systemloc> JKWood: eh?
+[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world you might
+get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter
+[17:04] <phrag> lol
+[17:04] <andarius> but that can lead to child processes ....
+[17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware.
+[17:04] <phrag> haha
+[17:04] <nullboy> hahaha
+[17:04] <andarius> then you are stuck with responsibility to the system :(
+[17:04] <andarius> admin for life you are
+[17:04] <nullboy> lmao
+[17:05] <nullboy> oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption
+[17:05] <andarius> lol
+[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to spawn,
+but before they fork from the mother process
+[17:05] <andarius> ahh yes
+[17:05] <systemloc> this is, of course, very controversial
+[17:06] <andarius> some also remove the ability of the code to replicate
+completely. then port probing is considered safe
+[17:06] <phrag> think of the malware!
+[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code, and when
+does it have the right to run to it's natural completion?
+[17:06] <andarius> as null bits are used for firing
+[17:07] <phrag> noobfarm ^
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #688
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:55 UTC 
+%
+< fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles
+< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're screw
+deliverers.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #689
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:31 UTC 
+%
+Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party.
+amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset.
+amrit unchecks the E series
+amrit- Don't want that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #690
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:51 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ...
+< fred> Have a lemon party!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #691
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:37 UTC 
+%
+[12:24] <AbortRetryFail> I'm just praying to the gods of *nix and what better
+place to do that than in an IRC channel?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #692
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:50 UTC 
+%
+<andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #693
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:54 UTC 
+%
+<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"?
+<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that.
+<mwalling> ...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #694
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC 
+%
+[14:41] <rob0> Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut
+[14:42] <jpipkin> haha
+[14:42] <Dagmar> Mmm... berliner
+[14:42] <jpipkin> auslander :-/
+[14:42] Action: Rixon eats rob0
+[14:43] <jpipkin> woh kinky
+[14:43] <rob0> That makes it officially a lemon party.
+[14:43] <Rixon> lol#
+[14:43] <Rixon> got a cup?
+[14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window.
+[14:44] <Rixon> hahah
+[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are worrying
+about
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #695
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:40 UTC 
+%
+< docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware]
+< volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM?
+< docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system
+< mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor!
+< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly then
+you :P
+< volkerdi> hehe
+< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather gimp
+outfit...mmmmm
+< thrice`> easy straterra
+< straterra> do i gotta?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #697
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:51 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
+<straterra> rworkman, why the hell not?! :(
+<straterra> can we get it your way?
+<nullboy> you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper off first and
+move patties around
+<rworkman> bingo :)
+<straterra> damn
+<straterra> im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo
+<rworkman> heh
+<JKWood> And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire.
+<JKWood> Flame-broiled has its disadvantages.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #698
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:51 UTC 
+%
+* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel
+<peacedog> Frozen eel or Lemony Knife?
+* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #699
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:58 UTC 
+%
+<Old_Fogie> AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable'
+<nullboy> lol
+<nullboy> he said box
+<Old_Fogie> What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL
+<AbortRetryFail> do you /really/ want to know?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #700
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:06:09 UTC 
+%
+-!- hades_ has joined #freenode
+< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds of it..
+Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu?
+-!- Vaajda has joined #freenode
+< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at the same
+time
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #701
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:35:27 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> i think i can fake it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #702
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:28:54 UTC 
+%
+<CarlFK> sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by
+usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd
+<CarlFK> is there something that will rm all of those?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #703
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:11 UTC 
+%
+<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different than
+windows
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #704
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:14 UTC 
+%
+<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable by a
+script like with php, what group should my www folder be
+<joshuamc> the same as apache? same as php?
+<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable is by
+doing 777 on them and that's dangerous
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #705
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:24 UTC 
+%
+<sethk> how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy?
+<Fiver> sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #706
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:26 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> W|GGL|T:  If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular
+torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #707
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC 
+%
+< fred> Lemon party... tasty.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #708
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:35 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> straterra:  "goat" is not a sex.
+< straterra> yes it is
+< straterra> i can prove it
+< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots..
+< straterra> and they cant run
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #709
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC 
+%
+08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising
+08:04  * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon
+08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has
+         left ##slackware ["fag"]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #710
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> andarius:  You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, I fertilize
+it heavily. ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #711
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:52 UTC 
+%
+<frog> what's the command to compile tex in vim?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #712
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:07 UTC 
+%
+<k1lumin4t1> what's the correct english name for those CD round labels?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #713
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:11 UTC 
+%
+<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too
+big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)"  (its ~7gb)
+<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file
+<Rael> is that your porn collection
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #714
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is
+< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing...
+she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone"
+< rworkman> Dominian: awesome!
+< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old
+< Dominian> I about choked
+< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :)
+< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..."  I said "hhh honey.. she's a
+programmer in the making.."
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #715
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC 
+%
+( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #716
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:52 UTC 
+%
+<SpookyET> I'm a fishhole
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #717
+                                        Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:03:57 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P
+< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment
+< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love.
+< jpipkin> I'm full of shit.
+< macavity> LOL
+< acidchild> haha
+< rob0> I'm full of myself.
+< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0
+< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby
+< dadexter_laptop> err
+< rob0> ewwwwwwww
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #718
+                                        Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC 
+%
+<jefreee_c> JKWood is ddossing me
+<jefreee_c> someone help
+<JKWood> Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's.  Uh-huh.
+<andarius> JKWood: dont forget your phone ;)
+<JKWood> Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #719
+                                        Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:40:07 UTC 
+%
+msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently pressing
+do nothing ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #720
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:23:00 UTC 
+%
+<nullboy> i'm going to grow a bear like stallman
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #721
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:20 UTC 
+%
+<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos\
+<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge ?
+<AcTiVaTe> Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read
+elementary stuff 1st
+<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat about it?
+<DGMurdockIII> i am reading
+<DGMurdockIII> im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine
+<AcTiVaTe> It enables the repository containing wine
+<DGMurdockIII> could u help me do with it please cose im stuk
+<DGMurdockIII> on one of the steps
+<AcTiVaTe> Which one?
+<DGMurdockIII> priority=N step
+<AcTiVaTe> N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly
+<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or repo's as
+they call em
+<DGMurdockIII> ok i get that but i can save the file
+<DGMurdockIII> can't
+<AcTiVaTe> So use su or sudo
+<DGMurdockIII> dont know now how to do
+<DGMurdockIII> i now how to uses su when it ask to be root for a cooand
+<DGMurdockIII> but i dont now where to uses su now or what
+<AcTiVaTe> just put sudo before the command
+<AcTiVaTe> or su -c
+<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be more clear
+<DGMurdockIII> i do now i need root acase
+<DGMurdockIII> WTF
+<DGMurdockIII> dont do that again
+<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and use google
+you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #722
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:46 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome.  It's a cell phone charm, and it
+matches my razr.  :)
+< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay.  I just happen to like properly
+accessorizing.
+< thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #724
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:57:30 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/
+< Dominian> whoa
+< Dominian> stallman quit emacs!?
+< nullboy> yep
+< Dominian> If that's true.. THANK YOU GOD!
+< Dominian> we can remove it from slackware
+< nullboy> hahaha
+< nullboy> oh man that's hilarious
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #725
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:33:38 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/
+< nullboy> 22M     e/
+< thrice`> what's the installed size, though ?
+< Dominian> heh
+< nullboy> 1.21TB
+< thrice`> lol
+< Dominian> hahah
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #726
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:59 UTC 
+%
+<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, where
+do I get the commands I can use in the command line?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #727
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:44 UTC 
+%
+< fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #730
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:27:54 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #731
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:12 UTC 
+%
+<Dagmar> But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run out of RAM and
+don't have swap.
+<Dagmar> THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing blindly, like a
+drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun.
+<rob0>           Like Alan_Hicks.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #732
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:41:56 UTC 
+%
+<mingdao> My wife is about to crawl my rear  ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #733
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:59 UTC 
+%
+<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it to
+forget that you're logged into a website?  I already tried going to the stored
+passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #734
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:23 UTC 
+%
+<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm looking for
+a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on the net. i've only
+linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #735
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:34 UTC 
+%
+<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire straits of
+a vtXXX emulator :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #736
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:40 UTC 
+%
+<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a remote
+machine?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #737
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:26 UTC 
+%
+< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with deliberate
+exaggeration
+< JD> pixie: it's called pedentry
+< pixie> pedantry*
+< JD> pixie: see
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #738
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:35 UTC 
+%
+< mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT
+< Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL?
+< mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in
+CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #739
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:01 UTC 
+%
+<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= foo doesnt
+work for me?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #740
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:09 UTC 
+%
+<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were out in
+full force today.
+<phos-phoros> hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females.
+<phos-phoros> yes-siree bob
+<phos-phoros> !1
+<gdb> mmm
+<gdb> milfies
+<gdb> yum yum
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #741
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:19 UTC 
+%
+< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just
+               silly
+< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue
+< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick
+< kloeri> what is the issue then?
+< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed
+* ViciousPotato blinks
+< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to
+                not imply that the user is using something that somebody else
+                owns
+< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite.
+< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like
+< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #742
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC 
+%
+< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work..
+< Paperface> and return some results
+< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper
+< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment
+< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback
+< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix
+request
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #743
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC 
+%
+< JKWood> Okay.  That will make this easier.  We're about to rock your world...
+"chroot /mnt"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #744
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC 
+%
+[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled:
+                 *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail
+                 support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29
+                 17:47:57)
+-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks.  It seems a bug
+                in services turned a mask into *@*.
+< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the
+               stress services must go under on a daily basis?
+< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #745
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> after i get it up
+< acidchild> show em i'm can do it
+< acidchild> slack is going on there.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #746
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:18:53 UTC 
+%
+<Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind
+<JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #747
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:11:09 UTC 
+%
+< AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes
+< AthlonRob> s/is //g
+< AthlonRob> err
+< AthlonRob> awe screw it
+< AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon
+< AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #748
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:15:52 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Question...
+< Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket
+                   back home?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #749
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:31:18 UTC 
+%
+(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th)
+
+< fred> Also, if we do do this:
+< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink
+< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day
+< fred> (aka US independance day)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #750
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC 
+%
+* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and
+cough them up later.
+* Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #751
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:26 UTC 
+%
+<dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel?
+<dvh> hallo...
+<dvh> irc sucks
+<dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #752
+                                        Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:41 UTC 
+%
+<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine.
+<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #753
+                                        Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:46 UTC 
+%
+<dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #755
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:21:43 UTC 
+%
+< ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds
+< Dagmar> ananke: We know that.  We see them joining here every day.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #757
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:20:31 UTC 
+%
+< Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #758
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:49:59 UTC 
+%
+chet: hi i just install linux OS
+chet: it has problem
+chet: i want help .. any expert
+chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz
+theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question
+chet: ok fine
+chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise
+"peep peep"
+mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something
+chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual?
+chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution
+chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer
+enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a
+dumpster?
+chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast
+chet: good speakers and good memory
+chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS.
+chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X
+
+This guy doesn't even know how to troll
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #759
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC 
+%
+< whatsgood> don't taze me bro
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+< whatsgood> duuuuude why'd yah taze me man
+::: acidchild maces whatsgood
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+< edman007> stop resisting!
+::: acidchild fires a few nail in to whatsgood's head.
+::: acidchild batons whatsgood's knee caps
+< acidchild> WHERES MY MONEY BITCH
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+::: edman007 kicks whatsgood
+< edman007> whatsgood, ready to pay up?
+::: acidchild breaks two whatsgood ribs
+< acidchild> don't make me move up your chest
+< acidchild> one will go in to your lungs
+< edman007> acidchild, move down...
+::: acidchild breaks two more of whatsgood's ribs
+< acidchild> tazer him bro, so he shakes the rib in
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+::: edman007 starts to wonder if whatsgood is still alive
+< acidchild> lets go
+< acidchild> he'll be around with the money soon
+::: edman007 takes the lunch money and splits it up
+< acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos?
+< edman007> no :(
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #760
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:15:22 UTC 
+%
+<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions
+airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving").
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #761
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt contest..and
+not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #762
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:55 UTC 
+%
+19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #763
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:58 UTC 
+%
+(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's permanent.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #764
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:01 UTC 
+%
+<ezguy> is UML consider a virtual machine ?
+<ezguy> evermind
+<ezguy> is wine hq consider an app  or emulation?
+<sekhmet> ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API
+<ezguy> ok, i'll call it api.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #765
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:10 UTC 
+%
+<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one group of
+users?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #766
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:13 UTC 
+%
+* Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #767
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:40 UTC 
+%
+<`Abo> apache logs?
+<mwalling> `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #768
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:37 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was
+<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command.
+< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me
+* Chuckbot bites me
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #769
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC 
+%
+<BillyCrook2> damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #770
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:08:11 UTC 
+%
+<acidchild> i only moved the wire a lil bit!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #771
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:38 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and demand
+they surrender ...
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #772
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:31 UTC 
+%
+< Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #773
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:32 UTC 
+%
+< MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os
+< MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat
+< MidnightToker> bye bye linux
+[*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit
+[Quit: Leaving]
+<@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #774
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:20 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> andarius: go ahead
+< acidchild> no nuts.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #775
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:27 UTC 
+%
+< wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #776
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:30 UTC 
+%
+< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #777
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC 
+%
+< kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root
+< kamaji> what the tits.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #778
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:39 UTC 
+%
+< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from a gentoo
+page
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #779
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:44:30 UTC 
+%
+this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink.
+
+root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues.
+root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally
+root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #780
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:32 UTC 
+%
+< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n");
+< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #781
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC 
+%
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |  D     |
+<@lamby> | DDD    |
+<@lamby> |      O |
+<@lamby> |     XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@lamby> It's IRC tetris time
+<@benji> rofl
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |  D     |
+<@lamby> | DDD  O |
+<@lamby> |     XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@benji> Bah, I was too slow.
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@Faux> Can't play this. D:
+<@benji> ...
+<@lamby> |  X     |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@Faux> LEFT LEFT
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@benji> Lambytris is slow.
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D
+<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@Faux> DOWN
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@benji> SPACE
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@Faux> JINX
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X       |
+<@lamby> |X D   O |
+<@lamby> |XDDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #782
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:45 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> Mine isn't long enough
+< rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #783
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:51:12 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #784
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:18 UTC 
+%
+Received via email:
+
+If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so different?
+Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 Duo, or
+Opteron?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #785
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:18:45 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?!
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #786
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:42:19 UTC 
+%
+< ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style
+< fred> You mean 'working' ? :p
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #787
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:21 UTC 
+%
+<juice> i better go too bed before I get in trouble
+<juice> later all
+<whatsgood> before you get in trouble from who?
+<juice> I dunno
+<juice> myself
+<echelon_> thanks
+<whatsgood> yeah i feel ill after the coffee i guess i'll sleep too
+<echelon_> there's no such thing
+<juice> I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep
+<whatsgood> yeah i have an interview in 8
+<juice> nice
+<ayaz> I am _at_ work.  That, I guess, is a good enough reason to fall asleep.
+<whatsgood> nah i am gonna ditch it
+<juice> ayaz, haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #788
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:47 UTC 
+%
+< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :(
+< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what
+you want on a system that has no
+iptables rules already existing.  You have to possess a bit of understanding
+about what they're doing in order
+to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification)
+< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening
+"please" to "plzz"
+< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that
+< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport
+80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i
+nternal address of webserver>
+< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface>
+-p tcp -d <internal address of w
+ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT
+< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ??
+< rworkman> No. It's the external interface.
+< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin.  I won't participate in you messing
+up your company lan.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #789
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of
+packages on Slackware are *actually*
+               handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every
+install.
+< rob0> sshhhhh!
+< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels.
+< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your
+squirrel.
+< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite.
+< jkwood> Precisely.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #790
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC 
+%
+<Chuckbot> New news from http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml:
+2008-03-08 08:12:43 UTC
+<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later.  nice job shitbot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #791
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:32:51 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a yeast
+infection
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #792
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:22:54 UTC 
+%
+<@alphageek> \o
+< mwalling> morn
+< karlmag> \o
+< karlmag> uhm
+< karlmag> o/
+< mwalling> \o/
+< mwalling> M
+< mwalling> C
+< mwalling> A
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #793
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:59:08 UTC 
+%
+< fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update?
+<@fred> Either:
+<@fred> a) linux
+<@fred> b) BSD
+<@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #794
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:53 UTC 
+%
+< limac> andarius: what to google?
+< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding you may
+need to ask some one else
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #795
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:59:00 UTC 
+%
+< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today
+< fred> front:
+< fred>     527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9
+< fred> back
+< fred>     Not really.
+< fred> This made me giggle.
+< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it.
+< straterra> i dont get it
+< fred> does noone get that here?
+* fred is let down
+< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe
+< thrice`> nope; don't see it either
+< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =|
+< fred> Fermat's last theorem
+* straterra stares blankly
+< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2
+where a^n + b^n = c^n
+* straterra is still confused
+< straterra> That theorum is practical..how?
+< fred> straterra: define 'practical'
+< fred> it's true.
+< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate
+< thrice`> F=m*a is practical
+< straterra> fred: um..useful?
+< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum
+< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They
+can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then
+the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c."
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #796
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC 
+%
+< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f log. It was
+painful.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #797
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:25 UTC 
+%
+< mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #798
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:26 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #799
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:00 UTC 
+%
+< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite odd,
+having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind)
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #800
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:03 UTC 
+%
+< zeroday> anyone here done any java?
+< TJF> HAI
+< TJF> CAN HAS PERL?
+< TJF> I HAS A VAR
+< TJF> IM IN YR LOOP
+< TJF>  UP VAR!!1
+< TJF>  VISIBLE VAR
+< TJF>  IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
+< TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP
+< TJF> KTHXBYE
+< zeroday> ...
+< zeroday> lolcode != java kthx
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #801
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:50:14 UTC 
+%
+< systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was
+stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting corpse,
+screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #802
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:11 UTC 
+%
+< blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment
+< fredrikh> good :)
+< blauzahl> want some dancing girls? ;)
+< fred> Can I have some too?
+< blauzahl> fred: blog about how wonderful khtml is and you can have some
+< fred> Erm...
+< blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you?
+< fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139
+< fred> Where's my dancing girls?
+< fred> *_*
+< blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet?
+< fred> Yes.
+< blauzahl> that post?
+< blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm*
+< fred> yup
+< fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #803
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:12 UTC 
+%
+< straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :(
+< straterra_> they are descriminating!
+< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and put a
+pair of socks in the front.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #804
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:35:54 UTC 
+%
+< fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel products we
+don't ask questions about.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #805
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:17 UTC 
+%
+<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or iptables?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #806
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:18 UTC 
+%
+<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know
+what that means?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #807
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I paid for Office 2008
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #808
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:46 UTC 
+%
+< Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me?
+< Daviey> russian roulette?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #809
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:52 UTC 
+%
+(Note: today's date is 3/14/08)
+[08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY!
+[08:28] * CaptObviousman throws a pie at your face
+[08:28] < mgrossie> Hmmmm... guess there's not an hour and minute to be
+extracted from it.
+[08:28] < mgrossie> Wait
+[08:28] < mgrossie> 15:92
+[08:28] < mgrossie> That could be military time
+[08:28] < mgrossie> Nope... note the 92 part, really
+[08:29] < CaptObviousman> well, in 7 years we could have 3/14/15 9:26:54
+[08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse
+[08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit
+[08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #810
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 UTC 
+%
+14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there
+14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns
+                error 2....
+14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg?
+14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :)
+14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;)
+14:21 < ^A^kira> doh///
+14:21 < jkwood> It's all good.
+14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #811
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:52 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> /c/c
+< rworkman> shit
+
+45 minutes later in another channel:
+
+<+rworkman> /c/c
+<+rworkman> Damn.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #813
+                                        Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:02:22 UTC 
+%
+* andarius kicks php :(
+* fred hugs php
+* jkwood hug fred
+* fred calls the police
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #814
+                                        Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:06 UTC 
+%
+<jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack?
+* jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #815
+                                        Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:11 UTC 
+%
+##slackware :
+<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they
+thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop
+their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack
+on kde team
+<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos
+here
+<Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #817
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:09 UTC 
+%
+<Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #818
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:08 UTC 
+%
+<vivekv> hello?  is anybody in here who is actually here?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #819
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:12 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner
+< mwalling> ernor
+< mwalling> fuck
+* mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #820
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:29:38 UTC 
+%
+<kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite happy.
+* fred gives drijen kethry
+<kethry> LOL that's not what i meant!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #821
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:57:02 UTC 
+%
+00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister?
+00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin?
+00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know.,
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #822
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:23 UTC 
+%
+01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #823
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:35 UTC 
+%
+-!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware
+< Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ?
+< rworkman> Pip: no. How would you possibly arrive at that conclusion?
+< Meckafett> no, why would you think that?
+< BP{k}> rworkman: by magic eightball?
+< Pip> Just guess
+< rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #824
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:35:31 UTC 
+%
+< ananke> i want a pony
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #825
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:40:44 UTC 
+%
+<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device based on
+a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents of /home/foo/bar ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #826
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:04:47 UTC 
+%
+<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want to upload it
+into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, i got the ftp
+login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, is that possible?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #827
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:12 UTC 
+%
+<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script ? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 ,
+im trying to upload file to ftp using ssh... its not working
+
+Contents from pastebin.
+
+#!/bin/sh
+
+ftp -n <<END
+open DESTINATIONSERVER
+binary
+user USERID PASSWORD
+put /var/www/file.php
+bye
+END
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #828
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:27 UTC 
+%
+20:05 < joeyh> =head1 SEE ALSO
+20:05 < joeyh>     Yellowstone National Park.
+20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #829
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:49:22 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this
+                 thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive to
+                 most. those who could catch sight of it and understand it
+                 were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was a special
+                 land. not like this land we see now, this internet ....
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #830
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:09:01 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, and I'm
+not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #831
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:48:23 UTC 
+%
+< Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist
+C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme
+< quinophex> whoa...
+< quinophex> this is apache on windows?
+< Viperfang> Yeah
+< Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #832
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:16 UTC 
+%
+< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ?
+< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter
+< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone
+< straterra> for easter, that is
+< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital
+sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #833
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC 
+%
+13:35  * straterra mutters
+13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card
+13:36 < thrice`> yeah, that *COULDN'T* have been you
+13:37 < straterra> It wasn't
+13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #834
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:36:53 UTC 
+%
+< cpunches> alphageek, ping
+* karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something
+< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else might be
+able to answer?
+< cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source
+community can be put down on a resume probably not.  thank you, though.
+* ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #836
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:57 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire
+                   cpunches.  He does things because they feel good, not
+                   because they are the best thing to do.
+< cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :)
+< ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be
+               in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few decades
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #837
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:16 UTC 
+%
+< CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my
+underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower
+< CaptHowdy_> i will e back in about 10mins
+< CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz
+<@Caesar86> i will
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #838
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:38:10 UTC 
+%
+< TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide
+             that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in slackware
+             and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left now are
+             mine and root. Which accounts should i restore?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #839
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:26 UTC 
+%
+-!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined
+         ##slackware
+< neuro_sys> curl vs wget ?
+< unixfool> either one
+< neuro_sys> vim vs emacs?
+< unixfool> troll
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #840
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:42:53 UTC 
+%
+< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python (needed to
+rebuild it)
+< sef-main> now I get:
+< sef-main> emerge -av python
+< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: No such file
+or directory
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #841
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:03 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> bleh
+< straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime
+< straterra> and a brain that says 'fuck sleep, paaartay'
+< straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat
+< drijen> cat owns you.
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #842
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:14 UTC 
+%
+00:20:49 <DemonScrypt>   why must slackware be so unforgiving
+00:21:12 <alienBOB>      DemonScrypt: natural selection at work
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #843
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:29:25 UTC 
+%
+< mikegrb> jelly beans > sex
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #844
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:29 UTC 
+%
+<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it releases
+less frequently
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #845
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:34 UTC 
+%
+< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own IPv6
+intranet?
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #846
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:39 UTC 
+%
+<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of
+charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #850
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:06 UTC 
+%
+<@gitrdun^> i right good viruses
+<@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write.
+<@gitrdun^> yep i am
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #854
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:22 UTC 
+%
+2148          BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo
+2148          BP{k} | feck.
+2148          BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #856
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:34 UTC 
+%
+10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though
+10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP
+
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #857
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:40 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #875
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:02:35 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea
+< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno
+< Ripzerskins> Tell
+< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you
+< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit
+< Ripzerskins> I bet
+< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is
+< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu
+< Ripzerskins> LOL
+< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box
+< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday
+< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER
+< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on
+reaching the pinnacle of your career!"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #877
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC 
+%
+convivial> hi!
+<convivial> is this channel dead or what?
+<killfill> just sleepy i guess... :P
+<elb> you've been here for one minute and said nothing useful
+<convivial> ok :)
+<jmLeBlanc> lol
+<elb> pardon our lack of reaction :-P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #878
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:02 UTC 
+%
+rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #879
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:03 UTC 
+%
+< dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ?
+< emacsen> you don't
+< emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #881
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:13:37 UTC 
+%
+<@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA
+<DrDiamond> at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA
+<@Anheuser-Busch> heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #882
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:57:37 UTC 
+%
+< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming me
+repeatedly.  Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables?
+< formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP
+< mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR
+< mjj29> MIRROR is excellent
+< mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #883
+                                        Added: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:07:23 UTC 
+%
+< muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's.
+< muraii> Likewise, Fox.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #886
+                                        Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:17 UTC 
+%
+< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising domain
+rates the max possible every year.  Because the price of oil is really affecting
+domain name costs.
+<@caker> gotta lube the tubes
+<@caker> that didn't sound right
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #887
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:03 UTC 
+%
+<+ARKANSAS> hey
+<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says something
+about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed that it was just
+automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to check them and they are
+messages piled up from real people LOL (how does one leave one such a message?).
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #888
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:02:15 UTC 
+%
+< FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD?
+< jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept.
+< tom4000> :)
+* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for which one
+takes control, mortal-kombat style
+< tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #889
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:45:14 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable than
+mine?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #890
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:10:50 UTC 
+%
+^}^: my channel is registered by another guy
+^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net  but #freesocial is registered.
+ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have.
+^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook
+fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT
+
+quick trip to freesocial.net reveals
+
+.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L-
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #891
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC 
+%
+(3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird
+(3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #892
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:23:33 UTC 
+%
+< seg`fault> hi
+< seg`fault> anyone ON for query?
+< lunaphyte_> proceed.
+< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone
+< seg`fault> pls advice
+< seg`fault> i am new to dns
+< lunaphyte_> what is your goal?
+< seg`fault> i am learning dns
+< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can
+< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer?
+< seg`fault> how many types of referrel?
+< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example?
+< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral?
+< seg`fault> lamer
+< seg`fault> don't waste my time
+< seg`fault> !
+< seg`fault> :\
+-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit []
+< lunaphyte_> nice.
+< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"???
+< Trengo> that was...
+< Trengo> surreal
+< rob0> wow
+< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes.
+< rob0> Not enough of one in that case.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #893
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC 
+%
+* benji has run x86_64 since 2004
+* fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004
+* fred wins
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #894
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:49 UTC 
+%
+ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a
+professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly
+educated"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #895
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> fred, you're such a tease.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #896
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:07:13 UTC 
+%
+(BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project)
+
+< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) <<Time between releases
+is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #897
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:50:16 UTC 
+%
+* Colourafication goes back to listening to malmsteen
+<Colourafication> play fat man play!
+<+DrDiamond> He's still relevent?
+<Colourafication> sure
+<@Anheuser-Busch> ive played on the same stage as malmsteen before
+<@Anheuser-Busch> no, not the same night
+<Colourafication> hah no kidding, where Anheuser-Busch
+<@Anheuser-Busch> The I-Rock Nightclub in detroit
+<@Anheuser-Busch> www.irocknightclub.com
+<@Anheuser-Busch> there have been some rather big names play there
+<@Anheuser-Busch> you go in there.. and i swear.. you travel back in time
+<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked in there in tshirt and jeans
+<+DrDiamond> fitting for Malmsteen then
+<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard print spandex
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #898
+                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:15:06 UTC 
+%
+<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli
+<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know
+<SilverDawn> lol
+<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;)
+<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l
+<SilverDawn> drijen, true
+<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol
+<drijen> also, i like that nick
+* drijen writes that down for a future server name
+<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds...
+<SilverDawn> silverdawn?
+<drijen> yes
+<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn
+<MacIver> sounds like a girl name
+<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\
+<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that
+<SilverDawn> :)
+
+<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on?
+<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja'
+<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn
+<MacIver> and the-google
+<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea
+<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn
+<drijen> sounds dirty.
+<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what
+it truely was
+<SilverDawn> regardless
+<SilverDawn> thanks
+* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left
+##gnome ("Leaving")
+
+***Couple of Minutes Later***
+
+<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok...
+<drijen> rofl.
+<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe.
+<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #899
+                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Damn this is a tough decision.
+< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a successful
+suicide is a big reward.
+< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to botch it and
+then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him.
+< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks: thats why we have a  .45 backup
+< Alan_Hicks> ThomasY: I like the way you think.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #900
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:13:55 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible in FF,
+but you have to work to get them.
+< rob0> konq, OTOH, has it all set up for me
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #901
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:08:00 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/jkwood/brain
+< nullboy> u haz zeroed!!!
+< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #903
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:36 UTC 
+%
+< sw> heh.. helpdesk is FUBAR
+< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list)..  these apps are
+down due to a major outage
+< sw> cows in the server room?
+< sw> oops
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #904
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:13:53 UTC 
+%
+Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up to 7 on
+my list lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #905
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:38:02 UTC 
+%
+< Kaapa> I'm sure you can make a apt-get install slackware in ubuntu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #906
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:57:47 UTC 
+%
+< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send the right
+data.
+< CaptObviousman> wait, they did? I thought that was an impossibility
+< mgrossie> Apparently, someone actually opened the file
+< mgrossie> I didn't know they knew how
+* CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED!
+< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the double click
+< mgrossie> You gotta be quick
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #907
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:59 UTC 
+%
+( tinok) instant message?
+( dexen) tinok: whaddya mean by that, a *private* message?
+( BP{k}) dexen: I think he wants to have hotnetsex with you :P
+( tinok) like open dialouge window
+( dexen) from irc import dialogue
+( dexen) dialogue = dialogue.Dialogue()
+( dexen) window = dialogue.open()
+( dexen) here :P
+( tinok) i never been in here
+( tinok) was wondering if it is possible to chat in window
+* dexen performs a carefull headdesk
+( dexen) are you, tinok, a gnome user by any chance?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #908
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:33:39 UTC 
+%
+< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ?
+< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
+Mr.  Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
+come out?'  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas
+that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #909
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC 
+%
+rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to
+IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls
+are FBI agents"]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #910
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC 
+%
+< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called System.map.gz?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #911
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:43:20 UTC 
+%
+< JasonWard> I don't understand compilers so I just use python or asm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #912
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:09 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> i need to have a point on irc?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #913
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:33:54 UTC 
+%
+< neale> sorry guys pedialyte tastes like butt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #914
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:49:40 UTC 
+%
+(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is beyond
+pathetic
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #917
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:52:43 UTC 
+%
+< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about?
+and what doesn't.
+< Dominian> wtf
+< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive
+< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee
+< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in
+not as good as i wish...
+< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate"
+< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch"
+< bigpaws> lol
+< fdO> heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #918
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> LnxSlck: welcome to a devel version ...
+< LnxSlck> andarius: i know ;)
+< LnxSlck> andarius: no big problem
+< andarius> surely you are a capable devel and can fix that ;)
+* charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0
+< LnxSlck> andarius: yeah.. right... lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #920
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:35:34 UTC 
+%
+* thrice` makes a move on rob0's daughter
+< rob0> thrice`++ :)
+< rob0> you have our blessing
+< BP{k}> rob0: .. but .. he has a mac!
+< thrice`> ok, mac does NOT mean i'm homosexual
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #921
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:54:33 UTC 
+%
+< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a
+glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo
+butter" to smell like grape juice
+< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this
+< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless.
+< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #922
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC 
+%
+< Larhzu> Seeing what kind of stuff a friend studies at telecommunications
+technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally random
+2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins at each
+lecture.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #923
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:35 UTC 
+%
+root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
+nullboy: hey root
+root: hey
+nullboy: i see your 0 face
+root: im sure
+root: :-)
+PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face
+root: what does that mean?
+systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about..
+systemloc: 0
+systemloc: heh
+nullboy: lmao
+root: oh
+nullboy: i mean lma0
+root: you guys are pervs
+root: ok nice talking to you guys
+root left the room (quit: "Leaving").
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #924
+                                        Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC 
+%
+< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............
+< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #925
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC 
+%
+< VOYAGER>  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
+on the same night.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #926
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:22:19 UTC 
+%
+< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :(    
+< tvtoon> I do :()
+< tvtoon> WHat is it about?
+< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance between
+your ears
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #927
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:51:44 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> kethry's quick an easy are usually pretty good
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #928
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:01:16 UTC 
+%
+< Bladedsha> any promo codes going atm?
+< Schroeder> Bladedsha: my penis is a promo code
+< Bladedsha> didnt know ur penis was big enough to name
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #929
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:36:31 UTC 
+%
+< fred> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
+<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' (at
+news.bbc.co.uk)
+< andarius> stand by while i go prevent cancer ...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #930
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:20 UTC 
+%
+< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode, and i
+can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt use the proxy,
+how come?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #931
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:49:39 UTC 
+%
+< echelon_> i can't get it up
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #932
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:32:34 UTC 
+%
+<Codi> Windows is unprotected sex. Linux is using a condom, the
+      pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #933
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:58:40 UTC 
+%
+<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of context..
+http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #934
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:22:46 UTC 
+%
+* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to get away on
+the bed :o
+< ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman
+< ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost
+< andarius> exactly
+< ThomasY> On a big grid
+< andarius> only no pac man faces :o
+* BP{k} chomps kethry
+< ThomasY> zomg
+< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home*
+* andarius hopes she gets regenerated
+< ThomasY> ahahahahaha
+< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
+< andarius> run kethry run !!
+< kethry>
+wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
+< ThomasY> omfg
+< ThomasY> im dying
+< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
+* BP{k} glomps kethry
+< ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!!
+< BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!!
+< ThomasY> zomg
+< ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN!
+* BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:)
+< BP{k}> LOL#
+< ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while
+< kethry> ok.. enough
+< kethry> cos my jaw hurts
+< ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something
+< kethry> and tears are pouring down my face
+* andarius offers a tissue
+< ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying!
+< kethry> thankyou, andarius
+< kethry>
+wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #935
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:40:03 UTC 
+%
+< caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again
+< edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git
+< ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel
+< ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to
+          follow basic instructions
+< caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and
+          telling me not to do what causes the problem
+< gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #937
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:07:39 UTC 
+%
+Me: headdesk?
+Seth: something like that..
+Seth: lost in logic
+Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); }
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #938
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:39:22 UTC 
+%
+< Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children,
+    so they know thier true master before they know anything else
+<@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu.
+* Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu
+<@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book.
+<@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read.
+< Torso> Baby's First Mythos?
+* Torso knows the guy who wrote that
+<@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #939
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:11:43 UTC 
+%
+<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole lot of
+spam?  preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra and whatnot.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #941
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:41:09 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server and
+desktop editions?
+< nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions
+< ThomasY> dunno
+< fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #943
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:03:12 UTC 
+%
+< lotec> carmelcoated:  wtf are you from?
+< caramelcoated> wtf am i from
+< caramelcoated> ?
+< lotec> where the fuck
+< caramelcoated> oh cali
+< lotec> lead paint on the walls still?
+< caramelcoated> what?
+< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US homes with
+lead paint in them
+< lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #944
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:47 UTC 
+%
+-!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed the
+connection]
+< straterra> Bye shell
+< thrice`> pwned
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #945
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:26 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> w00t
+< thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor
+< CaptObviousman> heh
+< jkwood> How did they get the couch in your apartment?
+< CaptObviousman> has it been peed on?
+< CaptObviousman> do a smell test first
+< jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #946
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:59 UTC 
+%
+< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug commercials
+claim like 1 in 8 people got that
+< Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ...
+< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, I guess.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #947
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:29 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog
+               in noobfarm quotes?
+< caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra
+< lotec> #65 for Straterra
+< caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown
+< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper that you
+                      became calm
+< caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like
+                      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
+< jkwood> *headdesk*
+
+< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down after she
+                 said it _might_ cause impotense
+< p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun
+< lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway
+< Soul_keeper> lol
+< p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p
+< caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency?
+< caramelcoated> FUCK
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #948
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:59 UTC 
+%
+< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be running
+arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #949
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:10:13 UTC 
+%
+<PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay
+<lotec> just his boyfriend
+jkwood sneaks out the side door
+<caramelcoated> im not gay.
+<lotec> see i told yea
+<Soul_keeper> lol
+<p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #950
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:13:12 UTC 
+%
+<lotec> LinuxyErin:  http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/
+<LinuxyErin> hmm thanks
+<lotec> LinuxyErin: know how i found that?
+<lotec> www.google.com
+<LinuxyErin> what did you type in
+<LinuxyErin> cuz whatever i typed in was wrong apparently
+<lotec> xfce themes
+<lotec> 8th one down
+<nullboy> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #951
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:42:25 UTC 
+%
+< th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped
+< echelon_> don't use it?
+-!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit
+         [Client Quit]
+< echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer
+< rworkman> Imagine how kde feels.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #952
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:35:50 UTC 
+%
+< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: 1.6092  how
+can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #953
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:18 UTC 
+%
+< edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis
+< caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007.
+* edman007 shoots the grammar nazi
+< nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here?
+< exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence?
+* nix_chix0r does not care
+* edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care
+< nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me
+< caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r
+< nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome.
+< Sandman1> wtf
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #954
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:53 UTC 
+%
+< twolf> grilled cheese.
+< nix_chix0r> yeah man
+< caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm
+< caramelcoated> mmmmm
+< edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i
+                 don't need any more
+< nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though
+< nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that
+< caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty
+< twolf> I got some meunster
+< nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz
+< caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream
+                      brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant
+< caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends
+< edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they
+                 usually sell stuff like cheese
+< nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk
+< caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting
+                      diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and
+                      crapped my towel
+< twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that
+              stuff
+< caramelcoated> SUCKED
+< nix_chix0r> unless it's organic
+< nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty
+< nix_chix0r> so its soy
+< twolf> soy milk is pretty good
+< nix_chix0r> i like it on my wheaties
+< nix_chix0r> vanilla kind
+< edman007> soy milk sucks
+< edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the
+                 fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have boobies
+< edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull?
+< twolf> less violent than bull milking
+< caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're
+                milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont
+                like the IDEA.
+< twolf> lmao
+< edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call
+                 that orange juice
+< caramelcoated> bull juice...
+< edman007> caramelcoated, lol
+< caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons,
+                      i am going to KILL you edman007.
+< edman007> hahahahahha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #955
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:36:57 UTC 
+%
+<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work
+<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ?
+<ipherca> yeah
+<ipherca> it's downloaded.
+<ipherca> i used gunzip
+<ipherca> gunzip -c
+<thrice`> why?
+<ipherca> I don't know what else to use
+<thrice`> go into the directory which has it
+<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz
+<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago
+<ipherca> installpkg as a command
+<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ?
+<ipherca> this is my.. third day
+<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;)
+<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/
+<ipherca> no
+<ipherca> I will read
+<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html
+<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :)
+<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg
+* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
+<thrice`> and
+<thrice`> ?
+<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz
+<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab]
+<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard
+<ipherca> yeah, lol
+<ipherca> nothing
+<ipherca> same error
+<ipherca> crap, I'll brb
+* ipherca has quit ("Leaving")
+<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed
+<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #956
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC 
+%
+< cpunches> wow.  you must be an idiot.
+[snip]
+< cpunches> $otherPerson: troll
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #957
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:14:57 UTC 
+%
+<acidchild> what happens if you do
+<acidchild> mkdir /mnt/addfs ; mount -t reiserfs /dev/hdb1 /mnt/addfs
+<acidchild> what does that say?
+<acidchild> as root too
+*large pause*
+<acidchild> what do you do? jerk off between each command? hurry up
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #958
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:25:23 UTC 
+%
+<acidchild> i do apologise for my genetics.
+<acidchild> i think i'm still under warranty, lemme find the paper work
+<acidchild> i'll send myself back
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #959
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:03:21 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> chmod +sexy fred
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #960
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:34:28 UTC 
+%
+LoganTheRed: CaptObviousman: I love your chicken
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #961
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:30:06 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> cyberbot: mmmm, that feels so good
+< CaptObviousman> IMEAN!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #963
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:35:29 UTC 
+%
+< ThomasY> wget http://free.bestbareback.com/03/images/2.wmv
+< ThomasY> damnitt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #964
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:36:37 UTC 
+%
+< NullM0dem> For those about to Slack!
+< slakmag1k> we salute you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #965
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:36:55 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it
+< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives?
+* andarius backs away
+< BP{k}> you frigging pervert.
+* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman
+< CaptObviousman> what? don't you?
+< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy
+< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now
+< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually
+< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P
+* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you
+will install it for me" :o
+< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #966
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC 
+%
+< ThomasY> is cpunches kinda like..a donkey punch?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #967
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:09:57 UTC 
+%
+<+Duchess> Dear gods, did everyone get shot with the asshole virus today?
+* Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today
+<+Pensicola> it tasted like ass, if you can believe it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #968
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:56:45 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> TB always gets my midichlorians up.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #970
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:23 UTC 
+%
+< LoganTheRed> it's quiet
+< LoganTheRed> crickets
+* andarius steps on zee crickets
+< LoganTheRed> >:-o
+< andarius> they were too lound :(
+< LoganTheRed> genocidal maniac!
+< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist.  Our
+andarius is growing up so fast!
+< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load of
+dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the bottom of
+shoes ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #971
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:31:30 UTC 
+%
+< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked
+there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!"
+< TJF> wtf is chicken polish
+< TJF> gets em shiny
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #972
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC 
+%
+< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing...
+< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:)
+< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?"
+< jkwood> fred:  Get your head out of the gutter.
+< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company
+< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude
+< jkwood> That's true.
+< straterra> :/
+< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin.
+< fred> it doesn't even look similar :|
+* fred is worried
+< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you?
+< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS
+YOU!
+* straterra writhes in agony
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #973
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC 
+%
+<green> how do i get an editor
+<webPragmatist> type /editor
+<Bdragon> depends on distro..
+<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor
+<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one
+<TJF> caker: meany
+<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf /
+<denis> sudo rm -rf /
+<Bdragon> oh come on
+
+About seven minutes later...
+
+<green> i can,t ssh ti linode
+<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf"
+* cruxeternus holds his breath.
+<TJF> green has firewalled himself out
+<green> yes
+* cruxeternus has done that before. :P
+<@caker> TJF: ....
+<TJF> O.O
+<green> i thoght the code is for me
+<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up
+<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling
+<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #974
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC 
+%
+<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >>
+http://notaverb.com/setup
+<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it
+wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that
+were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been
+nearly as eloquent
+<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!"
+<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement?
+<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck
+<tjfontaine> TJF: heh
+<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at
+birth
+<cruxeternus> !login
+<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P
+* caker is shutdowning his Linode
+* caker is logining into the website
+* caker is backuping
+* caker is sad
+<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb
+* mikegrb is killinging caker
+<mendel> stop sadding
+<cruxeternus> for seriousness
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #975
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC 
+%
+< rrrggghhh> all i want to do is have broad conceptual conversations
+                  about linux with no grounding in reality
+< rrrggghhh> is there a channel for that
+< nullboy> ##nonsense
+< rrrggghhh> i would have accepted #ubuntu or #debian
+< jkwood> You might try #cpunches.  That would be a good place for broad
+               conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in
+               reality.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #976
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 May 2008 15:36:26 UTC 
+%
+* lotec checks his wigle status
+* kethry read that as *lotec checks his wife status
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #977
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 May 2008 03:13:01 UTC 
+%
+( heret|c) the people who call themselves hackers. are on about the
+          same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie
+          blankets or towels around their neck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #979
+                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 03:08:41 UTC 
+%
+<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I
+said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used
+ext3."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #980
+                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC 
+%
+04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it
+always screws up within like a week
+04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please
+reformat and try again"
+04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs,
+etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again
+04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC?
+04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so
+04:17 < Athenon_> whats that?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #981
+                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC 
+%
+Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally removed it
+with sudo deluser root
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #982
+                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 17:12:55 UTC 
+%
+< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it
+said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run
+< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally.
+< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file?
+< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D
+* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin
+< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did.
+< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden
+< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL
+* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too
+* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs
+< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed
+< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks
+< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New"
+< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i
+didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont
+download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora
+uses livna
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #983
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> my god, so god damn busy right now
+< CaptObviousman> why do people keep stopping by my office!!!
+< CaptObviousman> how can I possibly irc if I keep getting bothered
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #984
+                                        Added: Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:01 UTC 
+%
+* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the machine off
+that he was doing a dist-upgrade on
+< Bdragon> That's what post-it notes are for.
+< HoopyCat> silverblade:  assume good faith!  perhaps it was on fire, or maybe
+the power went out.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #985
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 17:56:20 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Going to go eat Mcdonalds.  Yes, the whole restaurant.
+< rob0> ewww, watch out for the food. The furniture tastes better.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #986
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 20:47:18 UTC 
+%
+< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get deep w/
+my asterisk install atm
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you need to hire a consultant.
+< nullb1t> hahaha, personal server
+< nullb1t> thanks anyways
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail.  Asterisk has a steep learning curve
+and requires much time to learn
+< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good year 2
+years ago
+< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to know linux,
+networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware.
+< nullb1t> but I work too much and smoke to much weed to remember much
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand.  I don't have the time for skydiving.  I
+plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for the best.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #987
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:53 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman teabags thrice`
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #988
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:20 UTC 
+%
+< gnubien> mmm chocolate covered bacon:
+http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg
+< ThomasY> gnubien: slow page
+< ThomasY> Very..very..very slow
+< gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;)
+< ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too
+< chopp_> heh
+< cpunches> ...my site isn't slow...
+< cpunches> :/
+< ThomasY> FAIL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #989
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 May 2008 16:22:36 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> I want a .co.ck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #990
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 00:47:34 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I play with mine hard too, mwalling...don't worry :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #991
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:09 UTC 
+%
+<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it easier/better
+for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #992
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 23:30:00 UTC 
+%
+< nbuonanno> now do me a favor: come over to my house
+< nbuonanno> go into my basement
+< nbuonanno> come up to my room
+< nbuonanno> and put it in while i sit here and play video games in
+                  the dark
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #995
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 00:04:48 UTC 
+%
+< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it but
+doesn't do it
+< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone . screen
+-r and its back
+<+CaptObviousman> oneforall: that's exactly how screen is supposed to work
+< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it to
+disapear?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #996
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 05:03:57 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you big hunk of
+man meat!!
+< CaptObviousman> umm
+< CaptObviousman> no
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #997
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 18:44:54 UTC 
+%
+<@fred> SuN: the ssl issue is /REALLY/ debian specific
+<@fred> they patched the PRNG in openssl
+<@fred> in a really bad way
+<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably, ones used
+but not generated) on debian systems
+< SuN> Ohh, that's nasty.
+< flrichar> yea the slashdot writeup said it was in the debian package
+<@fred> /.: The trustworthy news source.
+< NightTiger> The vuln applies to Debian-based distros also, like Ubuntu,
+kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to be messy.
+* NightTiger feels smug yet again.
+<@fred> :)
+< flrichar> lol
+< Dominian>  crap
+< Dominian> then that means my SlamBuntu hybrid is screwed
+< Dominian> </sarcasm>
+< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running slackware
+... saying it had no package management
+< Dominian> heh
+< flrichar> see, they jinxed themselves
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #998
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 20:18:47 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> WU-88175-73
+< acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml)
+-!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+-!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware
+< acidchild> awe crap
+< acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #999
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:34 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York with
+quote 1000! W00T!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:27:32 UTC 
+%
+elbeardmorez> so you are a developer.. a quick q please..
+<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net based
+solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely NOTHING!
+<mbostwick89> netbean
+<mbostwick89> and use wine for notepad++
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:02:16 UTC 
+%
+< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also the
+openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns
+< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo:  why didn't the debian guy contact the right people?
+ cripes.  he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be sent (along
+with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the chicago lockbox via
+certified mail at least two months prior to making an adjustment to a
+quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum!
+< HoopyCat> the openssl-team autoresponder says as much
+< path-> HoopyCat: how long did it take you to write that?
+< HoopyCat> path-:  uhh... i don't, err, time myself.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 13:26:00 UTC 
+%
+< num_lock3d> anyone knows how to install apt-get in slackware 12.1 ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 19:55:19 UTC 
+%
+< HoopyCat> wow, crazy, googlebot is goin' at me at 2 pages per second
+< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days.  Googlebot could have at LEAST
+bought you a drink first.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 20:28:27 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> oh fuck me
+< straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:44:30 UTC 
+%
+<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make rawrite work
+on Windows, I could do it that way
+<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too cryptic for
+me to work out
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:47:28 UTC 
+%
+* Zamboli has joined #guitars
+<Zamboli> i joined the navy
+<Zamboli> cause of the hats
+<Zamboli> those sick hats
+<Zamboli> the ones with lots of feathers
+<Zamboli> i can't wait
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 07:33:15 UTC 
+%
+<+Arimith> why don't women ski?
+<@Pensicola> I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me
+<+Arimith> there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry
+<+Thari> BECAUSE THEY HAVE VAGINAS LOL
+* Pensicola facepalms
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 14:44:54 UTC 
+%
+<jkwood> acidchild: N00b-eating zombie.
+<jkwood> And that's how we like him.
+* acidchild eats jkwood
+<lotec> acidchild: omg spit jkwood out
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 21:22:42 UTC 
+%
+<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X -I
+rt2500:1 is not working
+<|igm|not|> it is only scanning channel 1
+<|igm|not|> any ideas why?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 01:10:22 UTC 
+%
+-!- ron1n was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+< andarius> and may the mighty boot fly
+-!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined ##slackware
+< ron1n> wow that was werid
+< ron1n> weird*
+< andarius> why ?
+< BP{k}> not really.
+< ron1n> pidgin just froze
+< ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked
+< ron1n> was I flooding?
+< BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;)
+< ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx
+-!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left ##slackware []
+< straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k}
+< BP{k}> straterra: so did I.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:07:04 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> CaptObviousman: you know the earth quake in china?
+< CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it
+< mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed
+< CaptObviousman> laugh
+< straterra> I dont have a bed, persay
+< straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself under my
+own weight
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:21 UTC 
+%
+< scott> CaptObviousman: heres an article on it http://tinyurl.com/2o2wrb
+< Chuckbot> Title: YouTube - RickRolled (at tinyurl.com)
+< scott> bah
+< fred> SUBTLE.
+< CaptObviousman> way to be scott
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 18:36:54 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> straterra: i cant get sex to work
+< straterra> I know how that feels :/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:04:13 UTC 
+%
+( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media as a
+partition but it fails..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:10:32 UTC 
+%
+<     BP{k}> okay, I have no fucking clue what Iwas thinking
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:22:23 UTC 
+%
+< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the universe
+and everything acres in cups per smoot
+< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life the
+universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot
+< StevenK> Blink
+< cruxeternus> You win.
+< CaptObviousman> what. the. hell.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 15:47:11 UTC 
+%
+-!- dafyz [~dafyz@tor-irc.dnsbl.oftc.net] has joined #debian-devel
+< dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian?
+< dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application
+proposees
+< dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general
+< dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre
+< dafyz> ...
+< jcristau> utilise gentoo alors
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 22:49:02 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown ugly
+stuck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019
+                                        Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 22:59:24 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> i have to get freaky with a linksys router tonight
+< king_maverick> 12mb lets do it
+< NullM0dem> mmhmm
+< hurt> FREAK!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020
+                                        Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 23:23:17 UTC 
+%
+<whatsgood> hmm i guess i should study for my lpi level 2
+<whatsgood> just for kicks
+<drijen> whatsgood, hehe we were talking about certs last night
+<whatsgood> i just need a good late night cafe
+<cpunches> im still procrastinating on collecting a few
+<whatsgood> yeah they are fun to collect like buttons or something
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 04:09:22 UTC 
+%
+<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber your ssh
+keys.
+<mwalling> well they screwed up to begin with
+*mwalling <3's Pat and his virgin source philosophy
+<jkwood> He has a source for virgins.
+<HoopyCat> you know how tough it is to find virgin sources these days?
+<jkwood> ##slackware on freenode.
+<@mikegrb> lolz
+<mwalling> LOL
+<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos off of
+my monitor.
+<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how many
+keyboards i've been through at work?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 16:15:34 UTC 
+%
+< kitche> oh man on foxnews guess what they showed in hungry
+< jkwood> An a?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 17:13:45 UTC 
+%
+-!- sileni has joined ##c++
+< sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++
+< sohail> emacs
+< sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail
+< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's worth it
+< sileni> ok thank you jordi
+< sileni> I might as well start the proper way
+< JordiGH> >:-)
+< sileni> that actually looks sexy
+-!- sileni has left ##c++
+* JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion.
+< lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious, I'm just
+trying to work out which.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 22:47:17 UTC 
+%
+<whatsgood> but where does mitnick hang out?  i need to contact him
+<drijen> #gitmo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 04:01:43 UTC 
+%
+< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent flushes
+overflow the bowl, your shit is an error
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 16:27:28 UTC 
+%
+Cann0n: i seem to be having sudo problems
+Cann0n: should my super user password be my root password?
+Cann0n: i r confused
+Cann0n: did anyone else have the problem
+Cann0n: nvm
+Cann0n: i r stupid
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:26:13 UTC 
+%
+< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done just by
+kind of moaning into the microphone.
+< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists kept
+cracking up.
+< CaptObviousman> haha
+< mgrossie> Nick said it was like having a dying seal as lead singer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 14:19:27 UTC 
+%
+< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts
+file?
+< ArmOrAttAk> vim
+< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts
+file without any direct human intervention?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 20:34:42 UTC 
+%
+< jetlag> Can I run Xbox 360 games on my Linode 360?
+< jkwood> Yes.  Get cracking.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 02:36:11 UTC 
+%
+<wishbie> !list
+<ananke> silly people looking for silly bots...
+<wishbie> join #overflow
+<wishbie> !list
+<edman007> wishbie, first time on irc?
+<wishbie> Yes
+<edman007> :)
+<wishbie> I wish to know how to do
+<ananke> wishbie : how to do _what_?
+<wishbie> sharing films and mp3
+<ArmOrAttAk>  /kick
+<ananke> wishbie : that has nothing to do with slackware
+<ananke> wishbie : go to #warez
+<spiki> ArmOrAttAk: you need to add $nickname
+<wishbie> thank, bye
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 11:16:00 UTC 
+%
+Soul_keeper: i guess it's my job to teach this noob stuff
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036
+                                        Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 05:00:11 UTC 
+%
+airer-girl> lol um.. ntohing really im confused as to what to do next
+<BP{k}> offer virgin goats
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037
+                                        Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:47:49 UTC 
+%
+< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with kopete.
+This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038
+                                        Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:41:07 UTC 
+%
+< Merkabah> man i just got dicked
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039
+                                        Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:04:06 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> WOMENZ dont want servers
+< straterra> k?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:05:27 UTC 
+%
+<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime using VLC
+?
+<drijen> test34_, ask vlc, not us
+<test34_> vlc, please answer the question
+<test34_> ..
+* drijen facepalms
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:06:42 UTC 
+%
+< fiyawerx> heh, thats neat - dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda
+< snowmoon-work> poor man's drive wipe?
+< fiyawerx> yeah
+< snowmoon-work> if you are using debian then you can just  use /dev/zero
+< snowmoon-work> ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:30:33 UTC 
+%
+( eclipseee) which serial keygen crack for slackware?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:09:31 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> big capacity usb sticks are the bomb
+< TwinReverb> especially when they have encryption
+< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to my ankle.
+ Who needs encryption?
+< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so to get
+my data back
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:12:17 UTC 
+%
+<@caker> scott: I love you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:36:38 UTC 
+%
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string
+with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this.
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah"
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class?
+< bradd_> that is not right..
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> global
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :)
+< Lede> /facepalm
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede
+< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const
+char *cstring = "blah""
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> nah. the closet of doom is based on tardis technology
+< fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based on a
+combination of tardis and tetris technology...
+< BP{k}> fred++
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:09:41 UTC 
+%
+<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using ubuntu and
+not worry about some things.
+<PennyCostco> slackware is from a previous age... ubuntu is the new thing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:28:35 UTC 
+%
+<Dave2> :w dong
+<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written
+<Dave2> my dong is very small :(
+<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills ....
+<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some sitting
+on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it.  I need to wipe
+my ass. Please help.
+< straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;)
+< rworkman> Forget I said that.
+< rworkman> I forgot you were here :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:30:13 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with a grain
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:20:22 UTC 
+%
+< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager
+run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it?
+< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN>
+ applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the
+NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed
+to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security
+policies in the configuration file'
+< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome..
+< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't
+even come on the distro discs any more
+< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at
+this platform.
+< Dominian> Grejao: So?
+< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer.
+< Dominian> Its officially unsupported.
+< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker
+has to give you a warranty...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC 
+%
+<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into localhost
+after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:12:01 UTC 
+%
+< Manjaro> Hello
+< Alucard> hi
+< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start a process
+< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot open shared
+object file: No such
+< Manjaro>  file or directory
+< Alucard> you're missing libssl
+< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I seem to
+find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though.
+< jkwood> *facepalm*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:48:57 UTC 
+%
+< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and
+just install OS X on it
+< straterra> eh
+< straterra> Thats a PITA
+< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features
+< logan> like?  I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need
+< straterra> multitouch..
+< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing
+* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive
+< straterra> You love my hard drive
+< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now
+< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch
+< straterra> Oh
+< straterra> Get a faster MBP
+< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports
+< logan> straterra: expensive
+< straterra> I didn't say buy one
+< straterra> I said get one :)
+< jkwood> "acquire"
+< logan> hah
+< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples
+< logan> really, there's not that much
+< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form.  I'm really not
+interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/
+< thrice`> :(
+< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his
+personal bat symbol
+< straterra> ...
+< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058
+                                        Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC 
+%
+< greymaus_> Hi
+< greymaus_> just downloaded package xmms2*.tar.gz
+< greymaus_> pkgtool would not deal with it until I renamed it *.tgz
+< greymaus_> If anyone is interested, just thought I'd tell
+< greymaus_> Bye!
+-!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net] has left
+#slackbuilds []
+< shasta> oh my
+<+XGizzmo_> yeah
+< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2 doesn't work
+* XGizzmo_ *headdesk*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:04:04 UTC 
+%
+< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware package
+for it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:28:36 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further for fear
+of being misquoted and noobfarmed.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:54:28 UTC 
+%
+<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type their
+hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the IP address...
+what makes this so?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:13:59 UTC 
+%
+<jsoftw> /bin/su: incorrect password
+<jsoftw> ?
+<jsoftw> (when run as root)
+<jsoftw> Wtf do I need a password for.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:14:48 UTC 
+%
+<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really stupid... I'd been
+f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was write protected... I couldn't
+see a switch or anything so I figured it was starting to die on me... anyway
+long story short after lots of cursing and command line foolishness I saw that
+indeed it did have a switch.... doh....
+<BigX> time to get my eyes checked I guess
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:15:52 UTC 
+%
+< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I
+have root on all of them :D
+< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw!
+< straterra> zomgleekhax0r
+< livinded> srsly
+< straterra> zomgphear
+< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the
+access
+< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility
+< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail
+< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome.
+< Dominian> Feel the power !
+< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility
+< Dominian> hahaha
+< Dominian> NOOBFARM
+< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards
+< hurt> boo!
+< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just
+laughed
+< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration.
+< straterra> Bubba wont care though
+< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use
+the school's server
+< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any
+more legal
+< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do
+anything that's going to get me caught
+< straterra> livinded: you already have
+< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught
+< avert> straterra: lol
+< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as
+possible?
+< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree
+< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles
+< livinded> title*
+< straterra> That doesn't really matter
+< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught
+< straterra> Better yet
+< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend.
+< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot.
+< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog
+< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught?
+< straterra> By running their mouths
+< straterra> bragging
+< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight.
+< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble.  If the bird didn't sing
+the snake would've gone hungry.
+< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989!
+< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it.
+< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell
+one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4)
+< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control
+your waggin' tongue.
+ * avert sits back and watches
+< straterra> Unless you have a gf
+< straterra> Then..go for it
+< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you
+put under it
+< straterra> ...
+ * straterra face palms
+< avert> haha
+< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night?
+< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind.  Forget everything I just said.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC 
+%
+<jimisrvrox> how would I open .exe files in linux?
+<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason the
+installer isnt opening
+<flaran_> the linux installer .exe?
+<jimisrvrox> yes
+<flaran_> go into the terminal, and try typing sudo ./file.exe
+<jimisrvrox> ok so linux by default blocks opening .exe files?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:18:07 UTC 
+%
+<j720> any ideas on how to start python in gui mode?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:19:12 UTC 
+%
+16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has joined
+#Rohitab
+17:00:09 < Zeeded_> ok i need help really quick
+17:00:29 < Zeeded_> i just fucked up and pressed Alt+Ctrl+F1
+17:00:38 <@evilfourzero> ??
+17:00:42 < Zeeded_> and now im stuck in this fucking terminal
+17:00:44 <@evilfourzero> rofl
+17:00:46 <@evilfourzero> Zeeded_
+17:00:50 < Zeeded_> yes
+17:00:50 <@evilfourzero> ctr + alt + F7
+17:01:05 < Zeeded> thanks dude
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:03:25 UTC 
+%
+<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with a running
+guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:21:53 UTC 
+%
+< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for
+a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything  ?
+< rworkman> lsEee: thermite.
+< jkwood> thermite++
+< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC 
+%
+* exothermc_ (n=miles@75.139.184.213) has joined #linuxhelp
+<exothermc_> Anyone know of a good place to ask some tax/payroll related
+questions?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:23:51 UTC 
+%
+* Monoca has joined ##slackware
+<Monoca> hi
+<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console
+<Zordrak> wow. well done.
+<Monoca> ??
+<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won
+a free cake!
+<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake
+<adamx> mmm cake
+* edman007 takes the cake
+* Monoca has quit ("Leaving")
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC 
+%
+< veryhappy1988> well all what i wanna have have is the information how
+                      linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a
+                      serious hacker
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:52:46 UTC 
+%
+< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one thing--there
+are a lot of ugly people in the world.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:35:36 UTC 
+%
+<toasterb0y> CPU1: Temperature above threshold
+<toasterb0y> does that sound serious?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:55:12 UTC 
+%
+<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we potentially
+have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh?
+<ron> UP FOR DISCUSSION!
+<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never mind
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:45:43 UTC 
+%
+<Captain-Murphy_> Linux is totally sucking hard
+<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything up,
+can anyone help me fix this?
+<Hodapp> what distro are you using that still uses XFree86?
+<savetheWorld> nope, too busy sucking.
+<Captain-Murphy_> beatrix
+<Captain-Murphy_> I'm trying to fix up an old pentium II so its useable
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:22:38 UTC 
+%
+<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only
+works when i put ./ ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC 
+%
+<Trengo> whats the channel where you can talk to opers?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:20:24 UTC 
+%
+UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually
+tasty
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC 
+%
+<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath
+<Mr_Evil> naked
+<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic
+<juice_> and your still on irc
+<Mr_Evil> or just bathing
+<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time
+<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5
+<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha
+<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded.
+<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife
+<Mr_Evil> heh
+<Mr_Evil> thanks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC 
+%
+<harfg> wtf!!
+<harfg> I just saw a program called '3' running in top
+<daniel> omfg!
+<harfg> yea exactly
+<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there is a 1
+script and 2 script as well
+<harfg> what ever fricking master peice of a package that comes from
+<juice> a rootkit :)
+<harfg> argh !!
+<harfg> It must be a poor one .. the ones I rember from back in the day
+installed mad modules
+<harfg> and could circumvent ps
+<harfg> how do I purge!!
+<harfg> i am using cooky old ubuntu
+<juice> i'd look at running ossec, rootkit hunter, or chkrootkit
+<juice> just to find out
+<harfg> if they did bust in it must of either been through ssh or tightvnc
+<juice> have any of the patches been applied to that?
+<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered that
+ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the update manager
+the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so now your going to tell
+me Ive been over reliant
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:04:15 UTC 
+%
+< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter, I don't
+have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:46:41 UTC 
+%
+<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line arg?
+like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:37:48 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Hmmm......
+< rworkman> Careful, don't hurt yourself.
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: blow me
+< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: you first.
+< lanmower> ...
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing.  Just let me call in a favor from straterra.
+< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: that was wrong. :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:00:18 UTC 
+%
+< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the
+occasional crash
+< thrice`> -2
+< jkwood> Umm... 5?
+< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs
+< jkwood> Oh, wait.  1?
+< jkwood> 10?
+< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale
+< jkwood> Oh.  Erm... .3
+< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable?
+< pkgtool> try E
+< lanmower> er
+< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help
+< lanmower> good point
+< lanmower> er 1 is good
+< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind
+of silly.
+< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra
+< lanmower> fail pre grade-1
+< lanmower> naa just wired
+< straterra> What?
+< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC 
+%
+< BubbleWrap> sec, i just typed make and im getting spammed :o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:00:09 UTC 
+%
+>>>_roach has joined ##slackware
+( _roach) teste
+( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect
+<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"]
+( nullboy) bahahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC 
+%
+<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware
+<juice> huh?
+<nullboy> ?
+<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ?   do they make good bait
+<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ?
+<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware
+WITH a worm?
+<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :)
+<Dominian> I smell a troll.
+<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu
+<juice> bs
+<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called?
+<nullboy> worm*
+<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called?
+<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it
+<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance
+<meninslack>  /worm/virus/Nutcracker
+<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what?
+<patric__> ...
+<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner
+<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in?
+<juice> meninslack, that is  password cracker
+<juice> not a worm
+<patric__> avast isn't crappy
+<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX
+and Linux systems.
+<meninslack> something.tar.bz2
+<juice> stop hacking
+<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives
+<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name..
+<Dominian> bz2?
+<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part...
+<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source
+files.
+<meninslack> Then it is infected source
+<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files
+<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name
+<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods...
+<meninslack> I can't remember
+<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it
+<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware.
+<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time.  If it's detecting a virus in the
+cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner.
+<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems
+to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at
+<Dominian> I don't believe it.
+<nullboy> i call bs as well
+<Dominian> md5sums would have found it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC 
+%
+# www.linuxpackages.net FAQ
+
+<redtricycle> Well, I know people are against LP
+<redtricycle> I was wondering if the same was for slacky
+<mindbendr> why's that
+
+<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build scripts
+can be trusted since it allows you to audit it
+<BP{k}> mindbendr: for the following reasons:
+<jkwood> Although, nullboy has a good point.
+<BP{k}> 1) linuxpackages has no known QA or its fairly obsure
+<BP{k}> 2) they allow packages to be build on nonclean systems that will
+introduce dependencies on your system that you dont need
+<jokie51> Gee, complain complain :P
+<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that appear
+in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole kinda hard
+<mindbendr> do they, thought they've got nice policies and rating system
+<BP{k}> 4) and on top of everything else:
+http://slackadelic.com/2007/04/11/linuxpackagesnet-intentionally-malicious/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:22:31 UTC 
+%
+--> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds
+<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i
+do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org?
+<mwalling> ?
+<mwalling> there already is
+<thrice`> lol
+<ultimashrine> huh?
+<ultimashrine> i don't know about that
+<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"?
+<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss
+* ultimashrine slams his head
+<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC 
+%
+<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and outdated. I
+spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically wet my pants when I get
+a chance to work our new slack box.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:09:16 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK"
+< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!"  "That's fine."
+< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking
+file" button too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC 
+%
+* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #linuxhelp
+<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about chatrooms
+where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV numbers. Anyone know
+where I can access any rooms like that??
+<Tonehog> That's called CC fraud.
+<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but so is
+hacking
+<Tonehog> No, cracking is illegal. Hacking isn't.
+<Ryan933> oh whats the diffrents I am new to this?
+<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access CC
+Details??
+<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how to enter
+them
+<Ryan933> how do u chge rooms?
+<MorJava> hey are you trolling?
+<Ryan933> whats that?
+<Tonehog> MorJava: just ignore him.
+<Ryan933> how do u change rooms in here??
+<Tonehog> He's either completely clueless or a Fed.
+<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun comes up
+<Ryan933> A fed I live in Australia we dont have feds
+<Tonehog> Take it easy MorJava.
+<MorJava> yeah well i think he's trolling for someone to bust
+<MorJava> federal police.....we have them
+<Ryan933> buston what?
+<Ryan933> bust*
+<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything like
+that.
+<Tonehog> :/
+<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at the moment
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:00:30 UTC 
+%
+< daveb> i read an old cringely article
+< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for education. Why
+not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid instead. they won't even
+need a job.
+< Peikko> Nah just give it to social security and let them retire at 18.
+< Peikko> Outsource all jobs and just collect soc. sec. on them.
+< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price collapses
+= problem solved.
+< daveb> very cool.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:09:23 UTC 
+%
+[*] tuxq|mobile [~tuxq@5.sub-72-114-174.myvzw.com] has joined #slackware
+< tuxq|mobile> howdy
+< tuxq> omg it's me! but mobile!
+< tuxq|mobile> yes. Yes it is
+< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different devices.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:39:59 UTC 
+%
+<JimShoe> :wc
+<JimShoe> damn it i'm not in vi
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:30:06 UTC 
+%
+< timmi> windows is like unprotected sex.. linux is never getting laid ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:19:12 UTC 
+%
+< nachox> guys, please, let it go
+< el11te> they wont stop
+* nullboy drops it like it's hot
+< nachox> yes they will
+< nullboy> lest swift and sure retribution commence
+< ThomasY> Sex with me?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:18 UTC 
+%
+<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others,
+roommates, parrots, etc.)."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106
+                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC 
+%
+<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full
+Install(TM)" in the topic?
+<spook> can we get that in the installer?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107
+                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> he must not have received his complimentary reach around
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:02:17 UTC 
+%
+< tuxq> God im an idiot
+< Dominian> notice... no one argued...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:25:14 UTC 
+%
+yxz97: I should learn how use emacs instead of, more cool LINUX!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:21:33 UTC 
+%
+* The-Croupier definately  not on noobfarm ha :)
+Old_Fogie: yet :D
+The-Croupier: already searched for croupier and The-Croupier
+Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ?
+* Old_Fogie runs :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:08 UTC 
+%
+<Dagmar> Use `fortune -o`
+<coil> so Dagmar
+<coil> -o
+<coil> does this
+<coil> watch
+<scort> No fortunes found
+<scort> ./exec -o fortune -o
+<Dagmar> scort: Did you install PuritanLinux or something?
+<scort> ./exec -o `fortune -o`
+<scort> No fortunes found
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:00:36 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird
+< thrice`> really?
+< thrice`> you can set them manually
+< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ?
+* straterra snickers
+< Dominian> thrice`: ass
+< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is
+no longer allowed to build me!"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC 
+%
+hurt: people who use noobfarm are stupid.
+rworkman: Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:43:11 UTC 
+%
+< HoopyCat> i started dating my wife because we both programmed in python
+< jkwood> She fell for your python, eh?
+< HoopyCat> jkwood:  i fell for hers, to be honest.
+* jkwood drops it like it's hot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:11:27 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay?
+< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question?
+< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..."
+< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to
+know. :)
+< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with
+such-and-such. ;-)
+< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid?
+< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare.
+< ThomasY> Damn you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC 
+%
+evanton: chastity belts are for women
+The-Croupier: ooops
+Old_Fogie: or for confused old men
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:06:43 UTC 
+%
+< ThomasY> I DO NOT LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!
+< jkwood> Technically, the house is in his dad's name.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:39:00 UTC 
+%
+< BubbleWrap> its got an rj45 cable coming out of its ass
+< BubbleWrap> lemme see where it goes to :o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:58:59 UTC 
+%
+K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your hands
+around
+Old_Fogie> K-Ruby, fail :D
+K-Ruby> muhahahah
+K-Ruby> Hey if you had a webcam we could do it for real
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:21:43 UTC 
+%
+<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page!
+<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing.
+<Cann0n> it worked for me...
+<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he
+just said.
+<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC 
+%
+23:32 < Cann0n> i'm lost
+23:32 < K-Ruby> I'm found
+23:32 < Old_Fogie> I'm Old_Fogie , nice to meet yo.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:35:13 UTC 
+%
+* cpunches had forgotten about trolling
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125
+                                        Added: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:51:35 UTC 
+%
+20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to the
+screen
+20:57 < ron1n> memem, minimize it?
+20:59 < edman007> stop looking
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:01:47 UTC 
+%
+<crypticlineage> any LaTeX enthusiasts here?
+<Old_Fogie> nah, the wife told me to knock that stuff off.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:15:09 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> The array requires bash though, doesn't it?
+<Alan_Hicks> I'm not sure...
+<rworkman> I'd like for this to work in ksh, for selfish reasons.
+<Alan_Hicks> I'm sure ksh has arrays.  RTFM.
+<rworkman> I'm lazy. FOAD.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:48:40 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Noobfarm is not meant to belittle or defame.
+< BubbleWrap> jkwood, i feel like im being belittled
+< jkwood> Shut up, you little whiny ass.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:27:37 UTC 
+%
+< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this event?
+< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around 80-100
+people though
+< logan> might be able to fit them all into my car
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:32:06 UTC 
+%
+<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory to
+allocate that as root??
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:52:48 UTC 
+%
+<muraii[]work> Samba will drink your milkshake!
+<mtu> and they're like, it better than yours
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:18:12 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime with a
+man on man scene :(
+< Dominian> uhh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:15:02 UTC 
+%
+* nachox removes channel operator status from nachox
+<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a su shell
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:21:46 UTC 
+%
+The-Croupier> what being a greek :P
+The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the millenia
+antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long as you're
+not a little boy
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:10:09 UTC 
+%
+<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5.  Think of all the typing you could
+save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC 
+%
+Old_Fogie: straterra, you run gentoo too?
+nachox: he and 2 other guys
+straterra: Must be pretty good documentation for 3 guys.
+straterra: :)
+jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other than heating.
+nachox: all outdated from when 12 guys used it
+thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4.  wanna race? :-)
+straterra: Sure
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:33:31 UTC 
+%
+< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the same time
+< `Reid`> um
+< `Reid`> you can do that on msn too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:06:54 UTC 
+%
+< Ruckus> generators run on fossil fuels!!! Infidel!
+< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and bury them
+under high pressure
+* Case is green
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:52:35 UTC 
+%
+( straterra) you caught me. my penis is fake
+
+( straterra) and my testicles are actually blueberry muffins
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156
+                                        Added: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:18:17 UTC 
+%
+<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping and even
+him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help
+<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something from now
+on
+<CaptObviousman> I feel dirty
+* CaptObviousman just joined #ubuntu
+<BP{k}> it could be worse :)
+<straterra> yeah, you could be a whore
+<BP{k}> or downloading from lp.net
+<CaptObviousman> I did that a while ago, efore I learned not to
+<CaptObviousman> and what on earth is wrong with my b key
+<straterra> maybe its tired of being used in words like 'ubuntu'
+<straterra> doesnt have the patience of the 'u' key
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:15:43 UTC 
+%
+<orly_owl> Bugs in the current version will be fixed?
+<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs like
+trophys?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:30:22 UTC 
+%
+<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when generating a
+         keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty?
+<evanton> it is not obvious to me after reading the manpage
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:54:11 UTC 
+%
+-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has joined ##mac
+< zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source in mac
+< zod21> using terminal
+< zod21> is it the same as in linux
+< zod21> sweet
+-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:33:34 UTC 
+%
+Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with gnome,
+hee hee, you have to luv gnu
+Old_Fogie: s/pythong/python
+Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:57:40 UTC 
+%
+<masterx831> root@darkstar:~# cdrecord -isosize
+/home/masterx831/Microsoft.Windows.Vista.ULTIMATE.x86.SP1.Integrated.June.2008.OEM.DVD-BIE/bievsp168.iso
+<LF4> hahaha
+<masterx831> whats so funny
+<LF4> bcmiller2,
+<masterx831> whats mysql
+<masterx831> :S
+<ananke> masterx831 : and you expect people to help you with your warez?
+<LF4> lol
+<LF4> good point ananke
+<masterx831> ananke: you guys are experts fine i will fid out how
+<masterx831> :-(
+<masterx831> brb
+<ArmOrAttAk> one less window disc in the world
+<masterx831> google's my best friends
+<stitchman> hehe came to #slackware to burn a vista dvd
+<bcmiller2> not experts at snatching and using vista ultimate
+<ananke> masterx831 : pirate
+<masterx831> ananke: i have to pay bills somehow
+<masterx831> fine i will sell slackware for 50 bucks
+<ananke> uhmm, last time i checked, freenode was against piracy
+<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually profit from
+it
+<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that doesn't
+give a crap
+<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that pirate sucks
+<masterx831> might as well do my landscaping
+<bcmiller2> off to steal a mower?
+<LF4> haha
+<unixfool> lol
+<devilz> rofl
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:29:14 UTC 
+%
+< alienBOB> YammYgirlcoding - please read the Slackware Book and
+                 especially the installation section.... before you try again
+< antler> YammYgirlcoding: you're actually quite obtuse, if you don't me
+               saying so.
+< hitest> when you have all 3 CDs please go and read the book carefully.
+               The install procedure will be less troublesome then
+< YammYgirlcoding> beeing obtuse means exactly like beeing what?
+
+< YammYgirlcoding> like. is the book long? cause i have only today to
+                        install, learn the services and be able to tell that i
+                        'know it' :/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:38:12 UTC 
+%
+<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to  retrive email messages from
+an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account)
+<The_Apprentice> isp closed the account*
+<phrag> just go to the magic global email archive
+<The_Apprentice> magic global ?
+<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public repository,
+right ?
+The_Apprentice> err no
+The_Apprentice> phrag: you have the url?
+* phrag groans
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:28:00 UTC 
+%
+rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than welcome to
+(incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk and/or Vector and
+whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact remains that *I* will not
+knowingly help with them.
+ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore cuz i
+dont have 4 feet? rubbish...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:35:14 UTC 
+%
+< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known in a
+long time
+< Spartako> I am practicing my english skills
+< Spartako> :P
+< asg> Spartako: you were doing well until :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:39:23 UTC 
+%
+The_Apprentice> anake: murder is murder!
+
+ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while you're
+still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder is murder'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167
+                                        Added: Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:37:30 UTC 
+%
+< acidchi1d> i hear --cheese=1
+< acidchi1d> makes it go faster
+< nixfreak> where would I put that though
+< nixfreak> ????
+< nixfreak> I'm a n00b ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:46 UTC 
+%
+NyteOwl: I kniw, lets just skip 64bit and go straight to 256 :)
+alisonken1: worked for aes
+NyteOwl: lol
+rwmx: haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:54 UTC 
+%
+<exile777> whats the point of using vi and emacs? what do those keyboard
+shortcuts do?
+<LinuxyErin> lol
+<acidchild> exile777: ...
+<acidchild> i can tell your not a fluxbox user =D
+<LinuxyErin> lol
+<exile777> definitely not. eww
+<LinuxyErin> they make life easier :-p
+* acidchild gets chainsaw out
+<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with a mouse
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:02 UTC 
+%
+<exile777> hmm. what is this noobfarm business?
+<exile777> omg noooooooooooo, im on there
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:07 UTC 
+%
+rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be sad,
+sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day.  ;-)
+exile777> ewww
+ThomasY> Only sore if you fight it
+ThomasY> Most do though
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:55:23 UTC 
+%
+< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd be downing
+drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right
+< Cheapass> Tahitit?
+* Pensicola blames Freud. That cock
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:13:06 UTC 
+%
+airer-girl> ill let you mount me if you can fix the mount problem
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:06:32 UTC 
+%
+airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let users mount
+and use truecrypt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:07:38 UTC 
+%
+<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde - IIRC, kde used
+to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window decorations menu - but
+the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got all of the kde packages
+installed - anyone know why this isn't working?
+<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something Is
+Wrong.
+<-- Hikaru has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
+--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware
+<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left #slackware
+--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware
+<Hikaru> Figured out the problem: I'M AN IDIOT.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:48:23 UTC 
+%
+baloneysammitch> can anyone help with mounting a usb external hd?
+<Raging_Hog> baloneysammitch: Does it show up as /dev/sd?
+<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged it back
+in and now it shows using fdisk -l
+<baloneysammitch> I'm so pissed, never mind
+<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't know about
+<baloneysammitch> lsusb lists my hd
+<baloneysammitch> fdisk -l does not
+<baloneysammitch> how do I bridge that gap?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:50:29 UTC 
+%
+< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English.  This is part of the
+help blurb associated with the * Dial command.
+< mchou>    D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings *after* the
+called
+< mchou>            party has answered, but before the call gets bridged. The
+'called'
+< mchou>            DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the 'calling'
+DTMF
+< mchou>            string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters can be
+used
+< mchou>            alone.
+<@russellb> Hm, that looks like English to me
+<@russellb> :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:50:10 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> !nickometer cpunches
+<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%.
+< straterra> LIES
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC 
+%
+( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too
+( nullboy) he's a closet maso
+( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :)
+( nullboy) haha
+* fred <3 pain
+( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC 
+%
+< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem corruption
+risks due to unstable hardware?
+< linux_probe> =p replace the unstable hardware
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:54:36 UTC 
+%
+straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very
+much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.."
+<nullboy> "which must be killed"
+<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC 
+%
+< bijit> Old_Fogie: is a security Paranoid. he uses ip.
+< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure, I type
+numbers til' I get what I want
+< antler> Old_Fogie: hahaha that always makes me smile ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:15 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> ! people still use urmom?!?!
+< bob2> only to allow-transfer
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:06:22 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> so what is kvm, is it an alternative to vmwave/vbox?
+< CaptObviousman> this is probably written down somewhere isn't it
+< jkwood> I would like to think so, though I can't tell you where.
+< jkwood> I think nullboy has experience with KVM.
+< drijen> kvm is a hardware device
+< drijen> oh wait
+* drijen flops around helplessly
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:53:57 UTC 
+%
+spook> seriously, kangaroo is nice
+<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously overpopulated
+<nathanbw> Kangaroo, the guilt-free snack
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191
+                                        Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:55:33 UTC 
+%
+< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on quotes...maybe you
+can start producing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192
+                                        Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:24 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman returns triumphantly!
+* jkwood triumphs returnedly!
+* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at jkwood
+* fred eyes his narrows at CaptObviousman
+* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode when opened
+* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded by
+fred
+<pprkut> lol
+<CaptObviousman> that doesn't make a lick of sense
+* jkwood licks CaptObviousman's sense
+* fred senses CaptObviousman's lick
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193
+                                        Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:40:30 UTC 
+%
+<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that.
+<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/
+<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;)
+<pprkut> lol
+<pprkut> the empire will strike back
+<thrice`> the jedi will return...
+<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm
+<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194
+                                        Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC 
+%
+13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky stuff that
+                       comes out of them????
+13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> ;)
+13:29 <@team-fail> fun
+13:29  * team-fail realises thats a new low
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:34:07 UTC 
+%
+CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea?
+<straterra> Because..you were drunk
+<nullboy> i'm talking, attenuating the universe, singing
+<straterra> Or high
+<CaptObviousman> my last 3 hours hasn't even kicked in
+<CaptObviousman> it starts next monday
+<nullboy> i took full loads for 6 years
+<nullboy> ok...don't even think about it you sick bastards.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:56:30 UTC 
+%
+< evanton> slackers usually like ubuntu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:55:29 UTC 
+%
+< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection refused
+< LnxSlck_> can someone help me on this?
+<Alan_Hicks> router is what?
+< LnxSlck_> Alan_Hicks, you mean wich model?
+< Alan_Hicks> I mean what exactly is the router.
+< LnxSlck_> the router is the device that provides me internet access
+< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a rotating
+cutting tool for woodwork.
+< LnxSlck_> like a switch
+< LnxSlck_> or hub
+< Alan_Hicks> You're not helping...
+< LnxSlck_> ??
+< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box?  Is it a Linksys WRT54G?  Is it a Cisco PIX?
+ Is it a Windows box running ICS?  Is it a BSD box?
+< LnxSlck_> oh
+< Alan_Hicks> What *IS* it?
+< Alan_Hicks> Is it a power tool you bought at Lowes?
+< LnxSlck_> slackware, trying to telnet a belkin f5d7632-4 router
+< nooper> one of these days alan's just going to /ban the whole channel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198
+                                        Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:17:27 UTC 
+%
+< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D  like i said just a story
+i heard on the Cummins forum i go on
+< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the Internet
+are complete idiots.
+< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how much they
+know, the bigger the idiot they are.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199
+                                        Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:57:00 UTC 
+%
+YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal on both
+sides, right?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200
+                                        Added: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:39:36 UTC 
+%
+<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically
+incorrect, but it doesn't really matter
+<\3TATUK> sure it matters
+<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU?
+<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to
+<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC!
+<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler
+<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS
+<\3TATUK> ROFL?
+<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM?
+<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much
+<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions
+<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue
+<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC 
+%
+( masterx) fuck i'm so freaking dumb
+( masterx) i gotta think more
+( masterx) and stop bothering you guys
+( masterx) sorr for my noobish
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:04:41 UTC 
+%
+< poltrojan> are u a guy or gurl?
+<@Beeotch> im a gay
+< poltrojan> tran?
+<@Beeotch> yup
+< poltrojan> ok
+< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still get
+fucked
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:52:39 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !"
+< TwinReverb> "it's defective!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC 
+%
+mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */*
+-su: /bin/grep: Argument list too long
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:20:02 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> fred: do you have playlist retention working?
+< fred> No.
+< fred> I do have anal retention working though.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:31:31 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> wtf
+< jkwood> Agree to meet, then set them on fire.
+< jkwood> I'll help.
+< nullboy> andarius will flim
+< nullboy> dilm
+< nullboy> Afkj;jkgjkl;rkjerhk'erhl
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:01:40 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:58:51 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> i love linux, 1 problem... infinite solutions :)
+< thrice`> lol
+< drijen|laptop> andarius: thats also maddening :p
+< andarius> never
+< andarius> cause they are all right :)
+< drijen|laptop> point
+< thrice`> no, mine failed
+< andarius> if it failed it was not a solution :P
+< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its own wierdo
+ways
+< drijen|laptop> except slack
+< drijen|laptop> slack is normal!
+< thrice`> no, we have bash
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:17:24 UTC 
+%
+-!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined
+##slackware
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] by slackboy
+-!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: Did your
+mother have any children that lived?]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:51:27 UTC 
+%
+<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask
+us to sell them shit.  They want to give us money.  Naturally we cannot man that
+phone 24/7.  So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it
+so that people would get SOMETHING.  His answer?  "Uhhhhhh...let me think about
+it."
+<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of
+female volleyball games on my computer"
+* rob0 googles female volleyball
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC 
+%
+<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like kde. everything
+that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k which kreates a desire to
+kut their asses up
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:05:49 UTC 
+%
+<Meckafett> dang, what is the name of openoffice excel app? I forgot :(
+<andarius> calc
+<drijen> calc
+<thrice`> calc
+<drijen> totally calc
+<Meckafett> lol
+<andarius> to staart it use scalc
+<thrice`> or soffice -calc
+<andarius> or soffice -calc
+<thrice`> or scalc
+<Meckafett> there it is :)
+<thrice`> lol
+<drijen>  /opt/bin/cxoffice --cx-app Excel --document-X.xcl
+<nullboy> hey did anyone mention calc though?
+<andarius> hmm, good point nullboy. calc sounds like it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214
+                                        Added: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:07 UTC 
+%
+< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe
+< Dominian> er..
+< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now?
+< chubs_> let me know when you finish
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC 
+%
+* jkwood setups SelfishMan
+< jkwood> *PUNT*
+< jkwood> Hmm... 8 feet.  I need to work on that.
+< Isvara> Indeed. Most people only have two.
+< atourino> but... but... i thought i was a normal kid?!?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:17:04 UTC 
+%
+<+Swisher> lols told my mom i couldnt sleep with her anymore
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:25:14 UTC 
+%
+<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that
+it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is
+weird and reboot by itself.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> jkwood: you know dolphins masturbate right?
+< nullboy> they are some fun loving creatures
+< nullboy> this one time, at surf camp I....
+< jkwood> I'm not sure I like where this is going.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:14:35 UTC 
+%
+< oobe> i just want to say one thing
+< bihu> Well said.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:17 UTC 
+%
+* drijen finds fred a dolphin
+<fred> :D
+<drijen> you sick bastard
+<fred> Oh, wait, I just got that
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:35 UTC 
+%
+< b0dhi> I can't believe it
+< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking and became
+a vegetarian
+< b0dhi> whoops ... wrong window
+< b0dhi> sorry guys*
+< chubs> b0dhi, maybe she misses your meat
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:31:51 UTC 
+%
+< code_m> So does CMake provide any advantages over GCC?
+
+(from #cmake)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:31:31 UTC 
+%
+Kana [chat]: typically in a fistfight... the car wins
+Ryuai [chat]: see the thing about being hit by a car is any face you make
+    while doing it is hillarious.
+Case [chat]: don't bring a knife to a carfight
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226
+                                        Added: Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:33:50 UTC 
+%
+< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it
+< vdsy> hahhahahhaa
+< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that
+< vdsy> data as the ref
+< straterra> I wouldn't
+< straterra> I don't like machine porn
+< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half
+Life 2
+< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really
+wanna see data wrestle
+< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised
+< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers
+< antler> hahaha
+< vdsy> hahaha
+< acidchild> P<G
+< acidchild> OMG
+< acidchild> LOL
+< acidchild> :-\
+< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF"
+< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that"
+< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC 
+%
+DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the # sign
+i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:40:55 UTC 
+%
+< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1?
+< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack?
+< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure!
+< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it!
+< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and
+konqueror (je suis webdev),
+< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up
+when one opens too many flash appies.
+< jkwood> >.<
+< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on
+#slamd64@Freenode!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC 
+%
+<e^ipi> cchapman: i'm a giver, not a taker.
+* e^ipi just realized that sounded a little gay
+<e^ipi> eh, i'm cool with that
+<jbk> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:06:38 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> masterx831: will you give me a hug now?
+< masterx831> lol
+* masterx831 hugs nullboy
+< masterx831> ha
+< masterx831> eww that was gay
+< nullboy> yeah very
+* andarius tazes nullboy and masterx831 and places them in compromising
+positions for a photo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:57:38 UTC 
+%
+* Out of nowhere... *
+< nullboy> i like breasts
+< nullboy> not really big ones though
+< nullboy> medium ones
+< nullboy> or small
+< nullboy> just not huge
+< nullboy> huge ones are scary, you could suffocate
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:03:00 UTC 
+%
+mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving the KDE
+               tagfile.
+Dominian: hehe
+Dominian: yeah that would be stupid.
+Dominian: well not stupid
+Dominian: per se
+Dominian: just time consuming and harder ;)
+MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove kde from
+there ;-)
+ag3ntugly: ...
+mogunus: 1. I'm not an expert. I'm a noob. 2. My god.
+MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was messing with
+it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system i came to
+realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:45:47 UTC 
+%
+<drijen> jkwood, need another slavegirl
+<drijen> and hurry it up
+* jkwood puts a wig and a wonderbra on drijen
+<jkwood> Dance, drijen, dance!
+<drijen> ............
+<drijen> O-/-<
+<drijen> O-\-<
+<drijen> O->-<
+<drijen> O-<-<
+* drijen pants
+<Dominian> wtf
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:57:03 UTC 
+%
+< ron1n_> my butt is sticky wtf
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:39:10 UTC 
+%
+in ##slackware
+Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light on my head
+and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull with my Speechs :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:01:26 UTC 
+%
+<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means
+piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC 
+%
+( straterra) I wish I could sell my anal virginity
+( thrice`) indeed
+( thrice`) er
+( BP{k}) LOL
+( thrice`) timing fail :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:54:28 UTC 
+%
+<@caker> DephNet[Paul]: I try not to overdo ... your mom
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240
+                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:47:06 UTC 
+%
+From #postfix on freenode:
+
+< meoblast001> question
+< meoblast001> if i delete my config files, wil it make new ones?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241
+                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:43:01 UTC 
+%
+<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on my actual
+computer, not virtualbox.  and for some reason the biggest partition i could
+make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my vista partition.  how can i
+fix this?
+<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate more space
+for linux?
+<Borlge> oh i forgot!  vista can do that!
+<Borlge> im still used to xp
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:17:59 UTC 
+%
+< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles with
+it so I always wrap it
+< HoopyCat> that's what she sa-- err, sorry
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243
+                                        Added: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:02:04 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear goggles
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:30 UTC 
+%
+< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest nx/freenx
+tgz package. Anyone interested? :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:42:56 UTC 
+%
+<jkwood> fred:  That's something people just say without meaning, like "The
+check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy,
+but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC 
+%
+spreeuw: my grandma tried ubuntu and now she lost all her lifes pictures
+spreeuw: and got a heartattack
+Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up backups
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:34:17 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> oh well; that's why fred is paid the big bucks
+< fred> Wait, what?
+< jkwood> fred:  We thought Dominian was funneling those funds to you?
+< fred> Dominian: AND I TRUSTED YOU!
+< fred> :'(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:28:12 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> my mom is famous in the local LDS circles ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:45:09 UTC 
+%
+<hiptobecubic> You know what sucks?
+<TwinReverb> hiptobecubic, vacuums?
+<hiptobecubic> Presidential debates.
+<TwinReverb> windows?
+<TwinReverb> oh yeah those too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:29:39 UTC 
+%
+<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying
+"Cannot mount volume.  Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a
+bunch of "details"
+<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group?
+<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not
+interested thank you.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> I have 24Gb free on my iPod..I need to put goat porn on it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:54:14 UTC 
+%
+< mikko777> gwash: i think im gay
+< gwash> mikko777: i think so too
+< demantik> mikko777: don't tell everyone..before you know it, everyone
+                 will want to be gay
+< mikko777> gwash: if ive never tried men but cant get women either does
+                 it mean im gay?
+< demantik> it means you're extremely ugly
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:23 UTC 
+%
+Fjorn <politics>: It'll take a huge cock to change the American psyche
+Fjorn <politics>: Err, shock
+Fuze [politics]: ...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:46:25 UTC 
+%
+< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if they
+didnt pass the bailout
+< Peikko> heh
+< Peikko> 7000 if they do.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:58:42 UTC 
+%
+[ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it?
+[ SelfishMan] yes
+[@caker] srsly?
+[ A-KO] wow
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:32:35 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> fred: how deep should i go?
+<fred> that depends on the woman :p
+* fred runs and hides
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:58:07 UTC 
+%
+<x-ip> ea ea pepe
+<x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?)
+<TwinReverb> #slackware-br
+<nachox> it's spanish
+<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he wants a
+really short party
+<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying to cross
+the border
+<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually trying to
+import proper parties to the us... there is no party without some tequila shots
+<rhys> explains why the parties are so short.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:29:43 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull
+me now NOT_NOT" in the near future?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC 
+%
+( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:41:23 UTC 
+%
+* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until after he
+clocks back in to work
+
+***Couple of Minutes Later***
+
+LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes
+<thrice`> ?
+<rob0> LoganTheBrown
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:54 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
+< mwalling> your mom?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:51 UTC 
+%
+< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex with
+school girl'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:53:22 UTC 
+%
+< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword?
+< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword.  Whether you could
+defeat it is another story.
+< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer
+-!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is
+the one with the sword..."]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC 
+%
+< Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids
+< Shizuo> Yes
+< jkwood> Sesshomaru: Kids of all ages.
+< Shizuo> I use it to attract my victims
+< Shizuo> Bhaawahhaahah
+< Sesshomaru> unfunny
+< Shizuo> Yes
+< LnxSlck_> Shizuo, so i take it you're a pedophile?
+< Sesshomaru> pedos aren't funny
+< Shizuo> No
+< Dominian> wth
+< Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer
+< Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268
+                                        Added: Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:03:58 UTC 
+%
+< MaZ-> holy shit im crying here
+< MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha
+< pi_> tasered you?
+< MaZ-> lol no
+< MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain
+< MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy
+< MaZ-> :|
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:56 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:47:18 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly on via
+the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the first thing we
+see is a pink poodle.
+* BP{k} gets worried about his dog.....
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:54:34 UTC 
+%
+* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple warmer :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:08:52 UTC 
+%
+* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch
+to it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC 
+%
+< jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today.
+< SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:31:28 UTC 
+%
+< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship problems, and
+his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
+< ron1n> is there anyway to recover it?
+< rworkman> Is she hot?
+< ron1n> its weak, probably full english words
+< rworkman> Oops, I'm supposed to be afk.
+< ron1n> XD
+< Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :)
+< Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is
+< ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D
+< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password is worth
+investigating.
+< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the root
+password
+< rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then?  Go after her and forget your friend.
+< ron1n> XD
+< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how to sudo su
+and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the slackwiki page)
+< ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:32:23 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, close
+to work, and preferably with a brewery built in
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276
+                                        Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:18:26 UTC 
+%
+Fossa: my wiever does not work
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277
+                                        Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:44:01 UTC 
+%
+* drijen stabs CaptObviousman
+* CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron
+* drijen rebounds with a saucepan
+* CaptObviousman closes drijen's hand in the waffle iron painfully
+* drijen notes the lack of pain, as CaptObviousman has not turned it on
+* drijen strips it from CaptObviousman's grip and bonks him with it
+<CaptObviousman> it still pinches you when closed
+<CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands
+* rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors
+<CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:24:29 UTC 
+%
+<ron1n_> is it wired?
+<ron1n_> or wireless
+<perlsyntax> nope it on a network
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279
+                                        Added: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:19:21 UTC 
+%
+< Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:54:41 UTC 
+%
+<neobsd> in order to optimize the useage  of memory
+<neobsd> procesador
+<neobsd> i need a lite + qickly OS
+<neobsd> some idea ?
+<hba> neobsd: plan9 ;)
+<neobsd> plan9?
+<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not needed, Bob
+will kill a kitten
+<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob?  Or is it all Bob's?  If so, pass th kittens.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:09:13 UTC 
+%
+< ubunturos> i want to uninstall opensuse 11.0 ..how do i do it from
+                  within opensuse
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:03:35 UTC 
+%
+<Dominian> rworkman: but I like doing it by hand :P
+<Dominian> helps understanding mkinitrd imho
+<rworkman> Yes, and people like using csh.
+* Dominian shrugs
+<rworkman> Oops, that slipped. ;-)
+<Dominian> You have your way.. I have mine.
+<rworkman> Poopyhead.
+<ron1n> oh snap
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:51:02 UTC 
+%
+< nix_chix0r> brb gota turn the fetus for basting
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290
+                                        Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:33:52 UTC 
+%
+Seth: bugger...  over cautious fail
+Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for
+skin)..  glanced at package, saw "take by mouth"....  told them it was the wrong
+prescription..
+Seth: THEN i read what it was for..   viagra
+Me: ...
+Me: that could help with skin problems
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291
+                                        Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC 
+%
+<nix_chix0r> i let people get in my box all the time
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:57 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> i like poo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:12:09 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> My girlfriend doesn't wear panties..and she isn't homeless
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:43:44 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar.
+< hiptobecubic> nonsense
+< macavity> ?
+< hiptobecubic> ?
+< BP{k}> !
+< XGizzmo> ^
+< macavity> _
+< hiptobecubic> `
+< Old_Fogie> +
+< macavity> (c)
+< chopp> ~
+< jkwood> %
+< hiptobecubic> this is a great segue into my next question
+< Old_Fogie> fail! you ruined our dialog :)
+< jkwood> YOU RUINED IT
+* macavity cries out loud
+< macavity> *sob*
+< hiptobecubic> oh sorry
+< hiptobecubic> =
+< Old_Fogie> pestering us with these questins, in a support forum :(
+< hiptobecubic> :D
+< Old_Fogie> hahah
+< macavity> lol
+< hiptobecubic> \o/
+< Old_Fogie>  /0\
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:44 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> HELLO!!! I'm Linsay LOHAAAAN!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:48:20 UTC 
+%
+< pprkut> i have no porn! ew! perveerts!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:08 UTC 
+%
+< abby> Personally, I like a little porn now and again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:19 UTC 
+%
+<jkwood> AHH LAG FAIRIES... EATING MAH TUBES
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:45:44 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going after the
+little boys again
+< fred> :o where's mine?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:00:17 UTC 
+%
+< ThomasY> gang rape me..and I'll admit i got gangraped
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:24:48 UTC 
+%
+<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot wrong..
+again.. twice
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:29:28 UTC 
+%
+< mughi> err.. memory fail..  $86/paycheck
+< mughi> dunno where i got 175
+< CaptObviousman> out of your ass
+< dr3am3r> that sounds painful
+< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my ass, i
+wouldn't care how much it hurt
+< mughi> CaptObviousman: i keep all the good stuff in there
+< CaptObviousman> because, hey, free money!
+< mughi> CaptObviousman brings new meaning to money laundering
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:31:01 UTC 
+%
+< heret|c> i'm installing gentoo on my acoustic guitar
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:00 UTC 
+%
+< shasta> I don't get your confusion, oneforall
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:44:55 UTC 
+%
+< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not be
+blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to that either
+< jkwood> That's because 80 is a privileged port.
+< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything to work
+there.
+<@caker> urmom has a nice privileged port
+< jkwood> caker: You would know.  You're weren't privileged to use it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:51:03 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable and fully
+featured as slackware 32bit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:18 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Don't try WoW.  It will eat your soul.
+< jkwood> Which is bad for the complexion.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:11:48 UTC 
+%
+< elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:38:21 UTC 
+%
+* CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant,
+barefoot, lasagna-making wife
+* andarius thought he was working up in the world
+<drijen> CaptObviousman, you're getting your ass kicked
+<CaptObviousman> Together, we fight crime!
+<nullboy> WIND!
+<CaptObviousman> buh?
+<andarius> some how, i can actualy picture that CaptObviousman
+<nullboy> WATER!
+<drijen> FIRE
+<nullboy> EARTH!
+<nullboy> HEART!
+<andarius> WAFFLE !!
+<drijen> TOGETHER WE ARE CAPTAIN.......
+<BP{k}> CHUCKWOOD!
+<nullboy> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...I AM CaptObviousman
+* drijen chortles hard
+<CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't
+<nullboy> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:11:16 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313
+                                        Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:09:44 UTC 
+%
+<mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue?
+<mirash> ya, my net driver
+<mirash> i am afraid of it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:18:36 UTC 
+%
+<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs.
+<alienBOB> El cheapo!
+<chubs> i'll do it for 50
+<Alan_Hicks> haha
+<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200
+<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks:  just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it
+;)
+<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/
+<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-)
+<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection)
+<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)
+<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you
+<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha
+
+<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel.   < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i
+don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)  <-- that gets *nothing* -- but
+this:  < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you  <-- gets "gross"  :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315
+                                        Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC 
+%
+< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks
+great
+* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably
+< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback
+< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ?
+< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft
+< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv?
+< Fenix-Dark> no
+< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv
+< nullboy> MS cash
+< Alan_Hicks> MS cash?
+< Alan_Hicks> My God!  Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC 
+%
+Seth: oww..  falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care and
+demands feeding..    buy donuts  and condoms
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:16:42 UTC 
+%
+< SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home
+< SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people?
+< SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out
+-!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan]
+< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator.  If she
+loves you, she'll stay.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:28:02 UTC 
+%
+< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material"
+?
+< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up
+your disk?
+< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't
+use anyway so ...
+< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ?
+< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you
+do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks
+< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level
+of competence from 2 sentences ...
+< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ?
+< antler> huh? wth
+< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system
+from cli than you do with clicking on buttons
+< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation
+< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back
+* Alan_Hicks is confused.
+< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation?
+< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces)
+", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel
+< NuMaStresa> perverts *
+< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-)
+< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that
+< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :))
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC 
+%
+< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire to the
+internet no one can get out?
+< isacklow> doh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:45:53 UTC 
+%
+-!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined
+<CaptObviousman> gah killit killit
+* CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck
+<ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW
+* ubuntu cries
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:05:46 UTC 
+%
+* thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run
+<CaptObviousman> but ... why?
+<drijen> RPM is the devil, mk
+<thrice`> it looks sexy
+<drijen> no
+<drijen> it doesn't
+<thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff
+<andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:18:27 UTC 
+%
+< Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:02:09 UTC 
+%
+<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so I cant
+edit it easily
+<PrettyConfused> honestly, I couldn't tell you
+<Carpathia> i think sed is capable of it, i just dont know how :(
+<da1l6> Carpathia. tail -N -11 could do it. never tried, though
+<Carpathia> hm dal16, i dont know how many lines are in the line
+<Carpathia> in the file
+<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset (so the
+--help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example
+<Carpathia> tail -n -1 just does the same as tail -n 1
+<Carpathia> ahh got it, so simple      sed '1,5d' filename
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:31:21 UTC 
+%
+< Isvara> All this talk of big tools and no straterra?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:23:47 UTC 
+%
+##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online
+
+[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth
+or post-teeth?"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> 3) yes. i like buttsecks with straterra
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:57:17 UTC 
+%
+13:32:15 < Zordrak> Camarade_Tux: Ubuntu Cola? Is that like Ipecac?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:36:25 UTC 
+%
+< Tirili2today> How can I convert an .img file into .iso?
+< alisonken1> loop mount the .img file, then build an iso from that
+< Dominian> Wow.. google Results 1 - 10 of about 503,000
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:22:41 UTC 
+%
+<ananke> and at the end of the day, the most important thing is that
+                  you know how to use your tool
+<_chess_> that's one way to put it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331
+                                        Added: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:15:59 UTC 
+%
+( Camarade_Tux) doh, I typed boobfarm instead of noobfarm...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:29:47 UTC 
+%
+< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked 2
+more.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:41:27 UTC 
+%
+< str1ke> I suck at using the internet
+< str1ke> I should unplug my modem and give up
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:33:25 UTC 
+%
+(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout)
+< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this
+very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are
+< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well.
+< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM"
+< mgrossie> So I'm stumped
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> greetings and salutations again
+< CaptObviousman> waffle tax, please
+< andarius> i iz tax evader :P
+* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with earlier
+waffle payments
+< CaptObviousman> and one used condom ... wtf?
+* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at straterra
+< CaptObviousman> do I even want to know?
+< andarius> likely not
+< straterra> eh?
+< CaptObviousman> were you having sex with the waffles again?
+< andarius> dude, please no sexing up of zee waffles :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:52:23 UTC 
+%
+<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>"
+<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC 
+%
+< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled and
+packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :(
+< thrice`> wow, arny failed?  no
+< straterra> arny NEVER fails
+< straterra> XD
+< thrice`> surely the policy of release first, fix later is superior
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:48:41 UTC 
+%
+<BOSPUS> gn
+<BOSPUS> hi terrorist lady
+<BOSPUS> hows the jihad going ?
+<missyjane> haha..
+<missyjane> you remember me dear, thats so sweet
+* missyjane hugs bosp
+<missyjane> now EVERYBODY DOWN! *raises an ak-47*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:01:24 UTC 
+%
+< Agiofws> hi
+< Agiofws> is there a freenode staffer in here ?
+< Agiofws> apparently UDP is gonna get owned by bittorrent soon
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:25:55 UTC 
+%
+< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy
+white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to the
+community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:34:56 UTC 
+%
+<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube addiction, i
+get lucky to download large files
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:33:33 UTC 
+%
+< danopia> mwalling, i'm not a complex idiot
+< danopia> complete*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:08:23 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> heh..stepbrother is mad at me
+< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and I wouldn't
+pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue
+< straterra> i mean..sex > unpaid tech support...right?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:35:46 UTC 
+%
+<mirash> slackware is optimised for command mode
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:01:52 UTC 
+%
+Dominian > rworkman: pig
+Dominian > damn it!
+Dominian > rworkman: ping
+rob0 > soooooooooooeeee pig pig pig
+rworkman > oink
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:18:54 UTC 
+%
+< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an open source
+alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:51:56 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :|
+< straterra> I used to love my erectin set
+< straterra> erection^
+< andarius> erector ?
+< straterra> same thing
+* andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :(
+< andarius> erector = hot brunette
+< andarius> erection = what i get from her
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:44:32 UTC 
+%
+<hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON
+<evanton> amen
+<hiptobecubic> 192.168.2.X IS NOT PART OF 192.168.0.0/24
+* hiptobecubic takes a bow
+<evanton> heh
+<hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:32:24 UTC 
+%
+( straterra) i like plowing people
+( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic
+( HoopyCat) jimd:  you're new here, aren't you?  :-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:57:06 UTC 
+%
+SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again
+HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning?
+SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds?
+BP{k}:  cyanide, smells of bitter almonds
+SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like?
+Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right?
+SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like
+SelfishMan: wait...what?
+Twayne: lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:20:04 UTC 
+%
+> mode/##slackware [+b *!*@cardinal.lizella.net] by slackboy
+> rob0_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> Alan_Hicks was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> _chess_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> vbatts was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> rworkman was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+ananke > nice.
+ananke > when bots go nuts
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:53:35 UTC 
+%
+<jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap
+<nullboy> did you even read the man page?
+<jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works
+<jamess__> but then still it must be some bug
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:13:09 UTC 
+%
+<tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease
+<tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one!
+<depsis> :P
+<depsis> The one with the bigg penis?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:21:25 UTC 
+%
+<TwinReverb> (**information removed**) has joined #lvm
+<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an
+initrd
+<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an
+initrd
+<TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp
+kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from
+then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type
+tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds
+for it to adjust)
+<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd.  i prefer to build everything into my
+kernels that they need in order to boot
+<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*>
+in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM?  i searched google a long time but
+never found it
+<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of
+that <*>
+<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by
+something else) i made those {*} also
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360
+                                        Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:23:54 UTC 
+%
+<Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our
+RedHat-server
+<Lifeform> The domains doesn't respond
+<Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:45:40 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:32 UTC 
+%
+< shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall?
+< Eno_> maybe he's drunk
+< shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363
+                                        Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:20:17 UTC 
+%
+( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded
+( mwalling) bbiab
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365
+                                        Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:29 UTC 
+%
+< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've
+managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things
+that no app exists for)
+< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux?
+< Dominian> blue screen
+< m-c> rofl
+< kaddy> bahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:18:07 UTC 
+%
+< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters
+< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk
+away.
+< lotec> lock my screen why?
+< jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those.
+< FriedBob> At work I do.  We are required to.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:13:53 UTC 
+%
+<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few
+<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep")
+<NetrixTardis> hot tube?
+<NetrixTardis> TMI.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC 
+%
+Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here
+nooper > it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:44:00 UTC 
+%
+< chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:46:26 UTC 
+%
+< enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372
+                                        Added: Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:38:31 UTC 
+%
+< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need:
+http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614
+... Later in a different channel ...
+<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious
+levelheadedness
+<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar
+<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night
+on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk.  "crash
+space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire.
+<@tjfontaine> o0
+<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on
+the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn
+shoot was a wee bit surreal
+<@tjfontaine> ...
+<@tjfontaine> ...
+<@phennessy> heh
+* tjfontaine wants to travel in time
+<@phennessy> you need the tie camera
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374
+                                        Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC 
+%
+< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
+< rk4n3> lol
+< dive> lol shitdown doh
+< rk4n3> interesting typo :)
+< thrice`> :)
+< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:30:55 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> There we go... message sent.
+< pprkut> lol
+< thrice`> haha
+< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit.  You know, a little ego stroking, a little
+introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it.
+< jkwood> Little things.
+< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails
+< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs
+< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does)
+< jkwood> Dear sirs:  You are doing a great service to mankind.  I am but a
+humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software.  To quote a wise man,
+"Your head is full of watermelon."  In other words, please stop committing
+$(atrocity against mankind).  If I can help, please send money.  Regards, me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC 
+%
+<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
+< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
+< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
+< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
+< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
+< straterra> Go look
+< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
+< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:50:52 UTC 
+%
+< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system
+":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it
+take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC 
+%
+<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is
+alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:33 UTC 
+%
+< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC 
+%
+<nickbuonanno>   ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
+<nickbuonanno>          __^__
+<nickbuonanno> L L   __/   |_\
+<nickbuonanno> =O====__    \__\
+<nickbuonanno> L L     \_______)
+<nickbuonanno>         _I___I_,
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:01:33 UTC 
+%
+Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected:
+< straterra> im wearing my gf's thong
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:27 UTC 
+%
+[ b4] ah crap
+[ b4] -__
+[ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps
+[ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:17:46 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER
+<@mikegrb> careful jkwood
+<@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:04:33 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Yes, that sucks.
+< jkwood> Whoops... wrong window.
+< mwalling> failbus is comming to town
+< Isvara> jkwood is the driver
+< Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:52:25 UTC 
+%
+From a /. discussion on RIM:
+AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-)
+
+Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an
+IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey
+stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with
+Canada ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:34:45 UTC 
+%
+Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers..   the
+end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars with weapons,
+etc..  says  (paraphrased)  'do not try to duplicate anything you saw in this
+movie.. it is dangerous'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:02:52 UTC 
+%
+< lotec> OMG i think i wore my underwear backwards all day
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:41:53 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming.  I'd been
+out of the game for too long.
+< lotec> jkwood: lol  how was i suposed to get Digital slr Camera?
+< jkwood> lotec: I was referring to the underwear quote. ;)
+< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my warrior
+helmet
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:48:01 UTC 
+%
+< Dominian> Where did that tool learn to troll?
+< spook> Dominian: [ in bed ]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:46:24 UTC 
+%
+< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core
+developers, isn't it ?
+< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be
+invited by Pat.
+< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of
+a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail
+< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum
+and room chat of core developer
+< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s
+< jkwood> Pretty much.
+< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel.
+< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :)
+< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is.
+< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :)
+< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash
+their party. :)
+< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for
+example
+< rworkman> .j #lemonparty
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC 
+%
+<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i have
+it running in background all the time.
+<slackytude> slava_dp, yes
+<slava_dp> slackytude, oh crap, why doesn't it die then? :) i want it dead
+<spook> [ in bed ]
+<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager is a
+bad idea
+<slava_dp> slackytude, i'll try that to find out the outcome :)
+* slava_dp has quit (Remote closed the connection)
+<slackytude> *sigh*
+* slava_dp (n=slava@***IP Address removed***) has joined ##slackware
+<slava_dp> slackytude, ok, i see now :D
+<slackytude> told you
+<spook> hahah
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:29:55 UTC 
+%
+dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to
+"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it
+dive> good one
+dtanner> indeed
+dive> now define 'accidently'
+AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally
+moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option
+AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it.
+jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing.
+AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha.
+jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing.
+AzalynX> me too.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete
+idiots?!
+< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a
+system I admin.
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh?
+< Dominian> what's the serious issue?
+< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure.
+< Dominian> haha
+< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability?
+< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it.
+< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it
+< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic
+ated session.. good luck
+< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact,
+you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks
+are from inside your network anyhow.
+< Dominian> yep
+< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config.
+< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware
+< Dominian> hehe
+< Dominian> easily taken care of...
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM"
+< Dominian> then you'll get:  "er.. well if it DID use PAM..."
+< Alan_Hicks> I already have!
+< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an
+authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd
+have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would
+think..
+< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares?
+< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this...
+< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than
+valid ones.
+< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames.
+< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it
+< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware
+< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical
+between all attempts.
+< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there!  No.  Get a load of this...
+< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce..
+< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout
+values are skewed
+< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version
+3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version.
+< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood.
+< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time
+< Dominian> uhhhhh
+< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just
+don't have the right words ;)
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!?
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep
+openssh for them?
+< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said!  /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1
+< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah?
+< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;)
+< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is
+on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX!
+< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2..
+.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!"
+< eviljames> hahahahaha
+< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure?
+* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC 
+%
+< stanza_> hi all u guys
+< stanza_> need some help please
+< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation
+< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often.
+< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font
+'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint?
+< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> greetings and salutations
+< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!"
+< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there -------->
+< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397
+                                        Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC 
+%
+< mib_cuenq44c> I am the Forest Gump of 'puters
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:57:20 UTC 
+%
+< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of Parade
+magazine
+< Rusty1> trying to keep breakfast down
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:29:34 UTC 
+%
+< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some
+people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because
+you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic.
+< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about
+password security anyway...
+< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem.
+< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a
+difference.
+< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were
+compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue
+< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway
+< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated.
+< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine
+grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it)
+< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home
+intruders come in through a window.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC 
+%
+<@zigdon> hey khmer  - ever got twirssi running?
+< khmer> haven't had the time
+< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead i
+watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded
+<@zigdon> certainly sounds more exciting than installing Net::Twitter
+< khmer> turns out my faucet required InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921]
+< khmer> the cathedral model for plumbing has got to be destroyed
+< khmer> these release cycles are outrageous
+<@zigdon> no kidding
+<@zigdon> can't you fork it?
+<@zigdon> or at least install a split?
+< khmer> no, this codebase is hideous
+< khmer> but every time i try to refactor it i get a broken pipe
+<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it has had
+to deal with
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:24:14 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog.  Long
+story.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:48:52 UTC 
+%
+( Dhraakellian) I would like to report a bug in krunner's math
+( Dhraakellian) = 6*9
+( Dhraakellian) 54
+( Dhraakellian) This is not The Answer
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:28:11 UTC 
+%
+slack_fan: Does anybody know when the packages for KDE 4.2 will be ready?
+dive: there's a definite lack in that direction
+Neo-Zionist: slack_fan, nope
+agentc0re: Zordrak: ??
+slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main -current
+tree?
+Neo-Zionist: eventually
+slack_fan: thank you, Neo-Zionist!
+thrice`: yes, they will, today at 8:40 pm EST
+slack_fan: oh, thank you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:47:02 UTC 
+%
+< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version of
+firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range
+< nullboy> i think that pwnd it
+< hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8
+< hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast
+< hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++
+< straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend
+ * straterra ducks off to bed
+< nix_chix0r> lol
+< hackedhead> lmfao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:54:33 UTC 
+%
+<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything in the
+repo, with the deps in the right order :-)
+<Zordrak> _chess_: and you would be an insane noobtard too
+<_chess_> haha
+<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont recommend
+it!
+<thrice`> wtf
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:02:54 UTC 
+%
+Filan> im Cable internet tech support,  we weave bullshit like the Amish do
+quilts
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:55:38 UTC 
+%
+< jmole> i like to live on the edge ;)
+<+kojiro> ah, the edge
+<+kojiro> that fine line between help me and switching distros
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:44:19 UTC 
+%
+< DralaFi> http://linuxpackages.net/ is broke :(
+< fred> Maybe they use their packages?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:45:28 UTC 
+%
+< lw0x15> stybla: got the pics :]
+< stybla> lw0x15: where? :)
+< lw0x15> stybla: ill pm ya, alrite?
+< stybla> lw0x15: oki
+< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures?  If they are just pictures, then via
+PM is fine.  But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P
+< lw0x15> pictures of my area (:
+< lw0x15> while still in snow
+< spook> i read that as pictures of my arse
+< lw0x15> pff spook
+* lw0x15 doesn't live in spooks arse
+< FriedBob> lw0x15: Rumor has it is very roomy.
+< Rat409> lmao
+< spook> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:02:21 UTC 
+%
+<Rael> sugar and spice and everything nice that's what hot sex is made of
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:01:47 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within slamd64
+compiled as 64bit?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:49:08 UTC 
+%
+< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past
+year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an
+autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until
+after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC 
+%
+<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for the first
+time.  Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate.  You guys
+shouldn't work for free.
+<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to Slackware.
+<XGizzmo_> we accept free trips to warm places also :P
+<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on the
+Slackware team.
+<DenNOLA> Will do.  I'm so in love with this OS.  Want to do anything I can to
+help out.
+<rworkman> :)
+<DenNOLA> So uh, thanks guys...and good vibes from dennis in New Orelans.
+* DenNOLA has quit (Client Quit)
+* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #slackbuilds
+<bkUp> Nice bloke.
+<BP{k}> rworkman: we should have a donate beer button somewhere;)
+<rworkman> I agree.
+<rworkman> bkUp: yeah, it's good to see that every now and then :)
+<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences.  Mine is one
+from bkUp's country :)
+<bkUp> Sounds like a plan. :)
+<BP{k}> rworkman: http://michielvwessem.wordpress.com/booze/ ;)
+<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers I have
+recently consumed. :)
+<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's just WAY
+overdue in posting them... lol)
+<BP{k}> thanks dear .. go do something .. uhm .. else :P
+<rworkman> haha
+<kethry> :P
+<bkUp> oh dear
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:12:22 UTC 
+%
+<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't
+have to be so cruel :)
+<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P
+<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun
+loaded and safety off
+<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot
+<spook> why not rocksalt?
+<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull |
+explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments
+< mbhayes> hehe
+< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu...
+< rob0> I just made it up
+< mbhayes> hah
+< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest
+< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators
+< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny
+< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos
+< rob0> here's one
+< rob0> Sununubuntu
+< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version!
+< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version
+< eelriver> Barackobuntu
+< rob0> Good!
+< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu
+< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious
+< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with
+Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here
+< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes.
+< fred> *dumb
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC 
+%
+< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event"
+questions, so I've written a few down.
+< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec):
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029
+< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024
+< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul  7 03:01:11 GMT 2033
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015
+< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009
+< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions:
+< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014
+< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024
+< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019
+< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013
+< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I
+< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May  9 17:52:24 GMT 2015
+< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun  6 21:30:32 GMT 2032
+< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010
+< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014
+< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007
+< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll
+never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs).
+< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> hotel room is setup
+< straterra> candles in place..
+< straterra> roses in place
+< straterra> hot tub ready...
+< straterra> female enroute
+< straterra> giggity giggity goo
+< fred> Camera ready?
+< fred> behind the one-way mirror?
+< straterra> of course
+< straterra> live internet feed
+< fred> link?
+< BP{k}> condoms pre-pierced?
+< straterra> yup
+< BP{k}> rohypnol mixed in her drink?
+< straterra> 2 dozen holes per condom
+< straterra> i have chloroform in the roses
+< BP{k}> going for the classic route then.. ;)
+< straterra> of course
+< straterra> fridge is booked with various alcohol
+< BP{k}> did you do a soundcheck?
+< straterra> yup
+< straterra> walls are soundproof
+< straterra> if no one hears her say no...
+< straterra> \O/
+< fred> I hope the mirror isn't soundproof.
+< straterra> yes..but i have a dozen mics in the room
+< straterra> 7 are active at any given time
+< straterra> 8 channel audio :)
+< jkwood> So she has actually met you before, right?
+< straterra> of course
+< jkwood> In real life?
+< straterra> yes
+< fred> Not second life?
+< straterra> correct
+< fred> <ut:voice> HOLY SHIT </ut:voice>
+< jkwood> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR
+< straterra> thats what the condoms for
+< straterra> i got body massage oils too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:47:03 UTC 
+%
+<TwinReverb> i need to ask a newbie question
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:40:33 UTC 
+%
+* fred can't reproduce :|
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:43:43 UTC 
+%
+(@ataxic) 4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~
+(@ataxic) er
+(@ataxic) not me
+* ataxic blames the cat
+(@ataxic) how the hell did he managed that is beyond me
+(@ataxic) ~ is only accessible with the shit key
+(@stybla) :)
+(@C00re) you have a shit key!?
+(@ataxic) and the 4 is on the other end
+(@C00re) impressive.
+(@C00re) :P
+(@ataxic) shift key @P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:30:53 UTC 
+%
+< mbhayes> jkwood: you ready?
+< mbhayes> http://git.noobfarm.org/repo/slamd64builds
+< mbhayes> it works.. cause I just freakin' tested it ;)
+< jkwood> GO GO GO
+< jkwood> Oh, wait, that's me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:14:56 UTC 
+%
+<@alphageek> mwahaha. just got OCD on Impale Sticky (42 balls)
+< oneforall> I only have 2 and I'm happy
+< amrit|afk> 2 too many.  allows for reproduction.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:46:17 UTC 
+%
+< eviljames> eviljames: Are you lonely?
+< eviljames> eviljames: Sometimes, but at least you keep me company
+< eviljames> eviljames: <3
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:41:49 UTC 
+%
+< pi31415> i frequently use rsync at work, it saves my bacon
+< jkwood> pi31415: bacon-over-rsync?!?!?!?
+< jkwood> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:31:33 UTC 
+%
+mbhayes: rworkman: http://dev.noobfarm.org
+mbhayes: click on any quote id
+agentc0re: mbhayes: I like that :D
+agentc0re: mbhayes: A little slow on loading though.. :/
+
+*** 30 minutes later
+
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: yeah its a bit slow loading.
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic height/width
+for the window.
+agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah.  I've been wanting to play around with lightbox (or
+whatever ever variant) myself.  Which one are you using?
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: lightbox
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to see what
+would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for the data involved
+agentc0re: mbhayes: http://forums.shopify.com/categories/2/posts/5455
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size only..
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: I'm talking about automatic adjustment to the size
+height/width wise on load
+agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium or large.
+ Let me find that.
+agentc0re: mbhayes: OIC, IE: if it's 0-20 lines, it's medium and if it's
+21-1000000 it's large.  Something like that?
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for images...
+agentc0re: mbhayes:
+http://blog.hma-info.de/2008/04/09/latest-lightbox-v2-with-automatic-resizing/
+mbhayes: crap .. I'm using lightwindow
+mbhayes: haha
+agentc0re: HAHAHA
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:16 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad.
+ I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now.  He came
+back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the
+curve."
+< jkwood> Well DUH
+< andarius> lol
+< mbhayes> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC 
+%
+<ArTourter> hi, could someone change the download URL for shorewall6 from
+http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
+to
+http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/base/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
+<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but they now
+have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild package will not
+fail
+<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have them
+update it
+<ArTourter> I am the maintainer :-P
+<BP{k}> well email yourself man!!
+<ArTourter> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:43:08 UTC 
+%
+[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined #bitlbee
+< bazsi> register pass
+< dracula> Welcome, bazsi, you are in the *public* #bitlbee channel.
+< bazsi> account add msn nemtom34@hotmail.com <redacted>
+< bazsi> help
+< Arnie> bazsi, you are not on a bitlbee server
+< Arnie> you are on the public bitlbee channel on oftc
+< bazsi> and where is it? :D
+< Arnie> where is what?
+< Arnie> http://bitlbee.org/main.php/servers.html
+< bazsi> thank you
+[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit: Lost
+terminal]
+< mwalling> i wonder if his msn password really is <redacted>
+< Willd> mwalling: fail@him if so :D
+< mwalling> heh
+< aquatix> indeed
+< dy> he is hungarian,
+< dy> his username means foobar@
+< dy> so it cant be real :~
+< dy> hm, its working
+< dy> bad luck
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:19:15 UTC 
+%
+<antler> NaCl: fascination with salt?
+<NaCl> antler: Somewhat.
+edman007 puts NaCl in water and hits him with a taser
+NaCl is now know as NaCl|dead
+<NaCl> *known
+<edman007> NaCl, nope, you are now known as NaOH, H2, and Cl2
+<edman007> follow physics!
+antler sandpapers edman007's skin and pours NaCl all over it
+edman007 shoots antler with a shotgun full of nacl
+antler saves some of the shells for his soup. yum.
+<MLanden> NaCl:see,your quite popular...eveyone likes to play with you..:D
+<aceofspades19> edman007: wouldn't that be chemistry, not physics?
+<NaCl> aceofspades19 has a point
+<MLanden> s/your/you're
+<antler> hahah
+<antler> edman007 thinks that chemistry reduces to physics
+NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato products
+<antler> ...and on roads during canadian winters
+<MLanden> and tequila...:D
+NaCl has millions of uses.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:46:13 UTC 
+%
+<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut stuff
+off in /etc/rcX.d/
+<nate> same as any linux
+<nate> paths may be subject to change ;-)
+<aaronyy> ubuntu has no rcX.d
+<nate> aaronyy: yes it does
+<aaronyy> no, it doesn't
+<nate> nate@bobo:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc?.d|wc -l
+<nate> 8
+<nate> yes, it does.
+<HoopyCat> rtucker@arrogant-bastard:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc5.d
+<HoopyCat> drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2009-02-15 16:59 /etc/rc5.d
+<aaronyy> hmm
+* aaronyy doesn't use ubuntu
+<HoopyCat> we kinda guessed that...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:22:02 UTC 
+%
+< the_goat> I mounted your Mother's Rack last night
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:13:09 UTC 
+%
+< drijen> fuck no, i love it hard
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:58:56 UTC 
+%
+tewmten: every morning i wake up and hack the gibson
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:09:42 UTC 
+%
+< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it seems to
+work fine. gentoo is slackware based right?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:44:01 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the git web
+interface doesnt show anything different..
+< thrice`> commit it
+< straterra> oh
+< straterra> wait..what?
+< straterra> This is in the projects .git
+< jkwood> Ah... umm...
+< Dominian> er
+< Dominian> is this via gitweb?
+< straterra> Or..I could be an idiot
+< straterra> yes
+< straterra> but I'm stupid
+< Dominian> yeah.. you have to update the project_list file
+< straterra> I didn't..
+< straterra> I was SSH'ed in to the wrong machine
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:39:09 UTC 
+%
+nullboy: i want to see 272 lol's in a row
+Cotowar: lol
+spook: lol
+jkwood: lol
+nullboy: lol
+eviljames: lol
+jkwood: lol
+Cotowar: lol
+spook: lol
+eviljames: lol
+nullboy: lol
+eviljames: lol\
+Cotowar: lo
+nachox: ....
+Cotowar: fail
+nullboy: lol!
+firebird619: lol
+spook: CCCCCOMBOBREAK
+spook: ER
+nullboy: oh crap it's an op
+nachox: what the hell is wrong with you?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448
+                                        Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:51:29 UTC 
+%
+<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the wrong IP
+address - my notes were bad.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449
+                                        Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:36:16 UTC 
+%
+baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak because
+i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue to update your
+system evey six months or less to have a stabel and secure system
+
+nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official
+comment section?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450
+                                        Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:18:18 UTC 
+%
+< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from primary mail
+server when primary is up?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451
+                                        Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:08:18 UTC 
+%
+< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually cause
+ploblems with your jaw bone
+< jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:07:33 UTC 
+%
+< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_<
+(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
+< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which
+build depends on pkg-config
+< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC 
+%
+< erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1
+< SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:18:12 UTC 
+%
+-!- infoG has joined #stfu
+< straterra> Hi
+< infoG> hi
+< infoG> what is projectstfu
+< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake
+< straterra> It's web based, to-do software
+< infoG> cool
+-!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood
+<@straterra> There's a demo on the website
+< infoG> ok
+< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well
+<@straterra> Yup
+< infoG> was the similarity intentional?
+< infoG> well, let me rephrase
+< infoG> why the similarity?
+<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and
+remembering to do things.
+< infoG> interesting
+< infoG> was he a silent type?
+<@jkwood> Actually, yes.  The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find
+its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their
+work quietly.
+<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been
+"cheapened" in the common vernacular.
+< infoG> i see
+< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase
+to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict
+<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do
+list.  You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant
+shouting of commands led to hearing loss.
+< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature
+<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same
+way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new
+recruits.
+<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of
+sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a
+task.
+<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock
+workers couldn't read.
+<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand.
+< infoG> really? only a few hundred?
+< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago..
+< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done
+<@jkwood> Yes.  You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by
+sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium.
+< infoG> with a list
+< infoG> i understand
+<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods,
+for the most part.
+<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers.
+< infoG> mhm
+< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the
+ancronym's other meaning?
+<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase.
+<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak.
+< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it
+<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me
+over time.
+<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class.  It
+was lovely.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC 
+%
+< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE!
+< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ?
+< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I
+have it. Let me look again.
+< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it.
+< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it?
+< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus.
+< jkwood> My bad.
+< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do?
+< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!!
+< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart
+< jkwood> Hullo.
+< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this?
+< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus"
+< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop.  It's a message-passing interface between
+programs.
+< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this?
+< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing.
+< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other?
+< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x?
+< |Shingoshi|> It is executable.
+< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus?
+< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus.
+< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that.
+< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root?
+< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all.
+< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ?
+< slackytude> might be a .pid file
+< slackytude> or somesuch
+< jkwood> Possibly.
+< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created?
+< slackytude> during the run of kde
+< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice
+< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus.
+< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening.
+< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly!
+< slackytude> >-<
+< slackytude> what does your log say?
+< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root
+window, is the complaint about not starting KDE.
+< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to
+/dev/null.
+< |Shingoshi|> Thank you!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC 
+%
+< yejun0>    help us help them?
+< jkwood>    It goes something like this:
+< jkwood>    <noob> Someone help me fix this!
+< jkwood>    <us> Well, what do your logs show?
+< jkwood>    <noob> I need this fixed!
+< jkwood>    <us> What's the output of foo -v?
+< jkwood>    <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work.
+< jkwood>    <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem.
+ Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
+< jkwood>    <us> !pb
+<@irgeek>    <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me
+how to fix this.
+< jkwood>    <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help?
+< jkwood>    <us> *head asplode*
+< Yaakov>    <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> OH GAWD BLOODY EVERYWHERE WE'LL ALL DIE
+< jkwood>    <noob> I so and to excellent must for poor call
+< jkwood>    <HoopyCat> $NON-SEQUITUR
+< jkwood>    <caker> I $NON-SEQUITURed urmom
+< jkwood>    <SelfishMan> !urmom
+< jkwood>    <RandomJerk> rm -rf /
+< Yaakov>    <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL
+< jkwood>    <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc>
+<@tasaro>    <Peng_> !avail-he
+<@irgeek>    <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache
+instead.
+< jkwood>    <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> ...
+< jkwood>    <caker> ...
+< jkwood>    <phennessy> I've... uh... gotta go.
+< Yaakov>    <SpaceHobo> You are all pissants.
+<@caker>     <b4> one time, at band camp
+< Yaakov>    <@caker>  <b4> one time, at band camp
+< Nivex>     < Yaakov> <@caker>  <b4> one time, at band camp
+< SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs
+< jkwood>    <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the
+flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density
+< Yaakov>    <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to
+the kernel's scheduler.  Easier than messing with apt!
+< jkwood>    <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig
+< Yaakov>    <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use
+debian or arch?!!
+< jkwood>    <mwalling> eat my shrots
+< jkwood>    <phennessy> nice speeling
+< jkwood>    <mwalling> *stab*
+< jkwood>    <JDLSpeedy> lol
+< Yaakov>    <@mikegrb> mmm... cake.
+< jkwood>    <aaronyy> $SPEAKINGOUTMYBUTT
+< fred>      <jkwood> I think I broke it.
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> Wait, I did, but I fixed it
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't fix it
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> Okay, take two
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity*
+< jkwood>    <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:46:36 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already.
+< dartmouth> kk
+< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: http://pastebin.com/m47603b8b
+< straterra> I smell..chris punch fail..
+< straterra> It's a strong smell
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why are you sending me that?
+< dartmouth> because its all going to be broken in about an hour
+< Alan_Hicks> So then fix it in about two hours.
+< Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion.
+< dartmouth> you assume that I am competent.
+< dartmouth> lol.
+< Alan_Hicks> Oh no.  No I don't assume anything regarding your competency,
+trust me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:03:41 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a
+"conventional medicine".
+< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E'
+< straterra> No..
+< Necos> lol
+< straterra> Only chris punches would
+< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully
+< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level
+< Necos> lol
+< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications
+until it was outlawed.  it's PRE-conventional.
+< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug
+< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it.
+< Necos> codine and stuff, eh?
+< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just
+shoot heroin and be ok."
+< dartmouth> haha
+< dartmouth> LOL!
+< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P
+< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you?  Those were far from
+conventional medicines.  They were snake-oil treatments.
+< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me.
+< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom
+mirror
+< Necos> lol
+< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was
+all-super-high
+< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better
+looking Alan_Hicks? :D
+< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks..
+< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?"
+< straterra> If thats the case
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC 
+%
+<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another
+friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom
+needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face
+and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:23:08 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> oh man
+< drijen> CaptObviousman: o/
+< CaptObviousman> I met an amazing girl tonight
+< drijen> YAY
+< CaptObviousman> problem: she's dating someone
+< drijen> paitence
+< CaptObviousman> ofc
+< rob0> poison
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:35:11 UTC 
+%
+when ideling on #windows
+
+<msafi> I Googled the problem. No help!
+<msafi> It used to work OK.
+<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when I
+docked my laptop again, it no longer shows...
+<aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet?
+<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess I should
+try that!
+<Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot
+* msafi has quit ()
+* msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows
+<msafi> Rebooting solved the problem.
+<msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver.
+<msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:33:56 UTC 
+%
+jkwood: jed: I haven't introduced you to the rules.  1.) Ignore aaronyy.
+aaronyy: really?
+SelfishMan: aaronyy: Yes, really
+jkwood: Yep.
+checkers: yep
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:13:05 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes because
+her mother had died when she was little.  It's become fashionable in my private
+circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes.
+< jkwood> ...not sure why I felt like sharing that.
+< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk, in
+addition to insane.
+< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad.  I'm sure only 20 or so people will
+ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:07:48 UTC 
+%
+< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS NUTTS :|
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:08:05 UTC 
+%
+< fred> :q
+< fred> oops
+< fred> -ENOTVIM
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:31:19 UTC 
+%
+< pwillis> !urmom
+< linbot> pwillis: Yo momma's so dumb, she can't spell a.
+< pwillis> a what?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:33:20 UTC 
+%
+Stutteringmatt> BP{k}, could you explain?
+<BP{k}> Stutteringmatt: yes, I could.
+<Stutteringmatt> thank you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:15:39 UTC 
+%
+<BP{k}> eviljames: bah. my connection is lagged :|
+<eviljames> BP{k}: Nah, I just type like a madman.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:17:38 UTC 
+%
+< dartmouth> oh.  dear god.  you're a real idiot.  not the pretend kind.  I
+thought you were just trolling.  And coming from me, you should take that as an
+insult.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:20:05 UTC 
+%
+< vor> yep start with ubuntu and build up
+< yht> :-)
+< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built
+it all the same, just to show 'em.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:32:31 UTC 
+%
+< mwalling> HoopyCat: fred has a dedicated, cause hes a tool
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:44:38 UTC 
+%
+<gewt> so this is the nullboy from nobofarm.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:29:25 UTC 
+%
+14:59 < kitche> dang opensolaris uses a lot of python code
+14:59 < john_dee> is that why it's crawling!?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:14:32 UTC 
+%
+13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on?
+13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde
+13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE
+13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too
+13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :)
+13:01 < annma> mandriva under it
+13:01 < annma> Mandriva
+13:01 < tuxick> ah :)
+13:01 < drijen> <- slackware
+13:01 < annma> :)
+13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost
+terminal"]
+13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box
+13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :(
+13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works
+13:02  * drijen pukes
+< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right
+< annma> yup
+< drijen> k
+< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located
+< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash
+< annma> just like that
+<annma> no idea
+< drijen> im asking you to look
+< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details
+< drijen> *facepalm*
+< annma> I mean, it should work and it does
+< annma> what do you want me to look?
+< annma> *where?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC 
+%
+fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help that can
+be done
+mwalling: urmom could be done though
+mwalling: badoompsh!
+mdeanda: mwalling: huh?
+mwalling: </troll>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:04:12 UTC 
+%
+< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org ive
+decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's keyboards, need
+to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0 circumstances will i trust
+anything cpunches ever has to say.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481
+                                        Added: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:01:52 UTC 
+%
+< eviljames> I miss smoking.  Now I chew on pens instead.
+< eviljames> and gum, lots and lots of gum.
+< nullboy> you don't want ot know how i read that
+< eviljames> nullboy: At least you read my intent ;)
+< P4C0> nullboy: I think i read something similar :p
+< eviljames> heh, I probably chew more gum than penis
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482
+                                        Added: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:03:17 UTC 
+%
+< fiya_werkin> couldn't convince my wife it was big enough though
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483
+                                        Added: Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:43:53 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> gentoo is crap
+< straterra> Your mom is crap
+< acidchild> straterra: yours isn't :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:37:58 UTC 
+%
+<nullboy> you know that the moon's positioning is unbelievably perfect?
+
+<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up there,
+fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get rid of it and PMS
+will disappear!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485
+                                        Added: Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:01:16 UTC 
+%
+<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to lick
+their butts
+<t0f> meant kick, sorry
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:50:31 UTC 
+%
+<nukedclx> but
+<nukedclx> sec
+<agentc0re> i totally read that as, butt sex.
+<straterra> yum
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:46:28 UTC 
+%
+< Chrishas_> i'm using open suse,wheres rc.modules?
+< Zordrak> GET
+< Zordrak> THE
+< Zordrak> FUCK
+< Zordrak> OUT
+-!- Zordrak was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+< dive> gtfo
+< Necos> hahahahahahaha
+< dive> lmfao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:36:51 UTC 
+%
+<fiya_werkin> whoa
+<fiya_werkin> bit bigger than i thought heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:05:18 UTC 
+%
+<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client
+<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but
+concisely
+<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by
+BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch
+<tony> RESULT=1"
+<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python
+<tony> how do you get it
+<Zordrak> comes with slack
+<Zordrak> did you not do a full install?
+<tony> i did...thats why im confused
+<Zordrak> `which python`
+<tony> 2.5 i think
+<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python
+<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
+<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1
+<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4
+<tony> "
+<Zordrak> tony: `which python`
+<tony> idk
+<Zordrak> ffs
+<dive> ...
+<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
+<zx10k1> lol
+<Zordrak> type a w
+<Zordrak> then an h
+<Zordrak> than an i
+<Zordrak> ...
+<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located
+<tony> uh
+<tony> /usr/bin
+<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether
+python got killed but also confirm $PATH
+<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep
+<tony> im new to linux
+<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install
+<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type?
+<tony> bittorrent
+
+. . .
+
+<BP{k}> The Moon is Full
+<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++
+<dive> yay
+<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=)
+<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC 
+%
+<me_> does the slackwiki have a tutorial on how to fix the slackwiki?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:24:01 UTC 
+%
+22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne"
+22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC 
+%
+<volkerdi> alphageek: Are you taunting me with awk?  ;-)
+<alphageek> heh
+<alphageek> hell, I'm an awk noob
+<alphageek> just be glad it's not mrgoblin doing it
+<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd choose the
+best time to have your next beer
+<volkerdi> I have a 4 character script that does that already
+<volkerdi> date
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:49:38 UTC 
+%
+<kaffien> why are you broke?
+<sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:01:05 UTC 
+%
+<@SelfishMan> Ha!  Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed
+because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from
+the network.  My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents
+of their laptop were erased
+<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in
+and this person unplugged one of them to connect.  My client was laughing but
+the third party wasn't
+<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan:  <3
+<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an
+overactive immune system
+<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke
+- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER"
+<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network
+destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass?
+<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC 
+%
+<crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition?
+<sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498
+                                        Added: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:17:22 UTC 
+%
+-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined
+##slackware
+< quack> I have come here today
+< quack> to become L337
+< slackytude> quack, #gentoo
+< ananke> not that imbecile again
+< quack> haha
+< ananke> rworkman : alive?
+< quack> I am a raging homosexual?
+< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my
+mouth
+< quack> Ping:pong
+< quack> Slackware is for bithces
+< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right.
+< quack> aight
+< quack> my bad
+< quack> Na I'm not I need help
+< slackytude> quack, yes, you do
+< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you
+can't even spell.
+< quack> aight aigth chill
+< quack> :(
+-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware
+< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use
+slackware?
+< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve
+< YMB88> lololol
+< Dominian> chopp: very true
+< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist.
+< quack> Okay fine
+< YMB88> heh
+< YMB88> tee-hee
+< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off
+< YMB88> lolololol
+< quack> Peace
+< YMB88> yeah fuck this
+< Dominian> Good luck with that one.
+< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated
+< slackytude> they are used to crap
+< slackytude> heh
+-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware []
+-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware
+["Leaving"]
+< Dominian> BOOM!
+* Dominian rocks
+< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them
+< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd
+< Dominian> that usually never works
+< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated
+< Dominian> hahah
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC 
+%
+[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!:
+
+if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) {
+tranf($innum);
+} else {
+tranf($ashnum);
+}
+
+[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection
+[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/
+[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol'
+[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab
+
+Lol Wtf?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC 
+%
+www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:33:27 UTC 
+%
+< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition manager
+there
+< tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes to rinse
+and repeat and repeat
+< nullboy> and repeat and repeat
+< tank-man> no harm done tho
+< straterra> i repeat a lot
+< nullboy> what?
+< Choi> ok, i see
+< straterra> shampoo
+< nullboy> lol
+< Choi> lol
+< straterra> I repeat a lot
+< straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo
+< straterra> I have like three different kinds
+< straterra> and use them like 4 times each
+< nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you!
+< straterra> I..am not metro
+< nullboy> haha
+< straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/
+< nullboy> oh lord
+< straterra> CLICK IT
+< nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated....
+< straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum
+< straterra> But..do I look metro?
+< nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro
+< macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1
+< straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch
+< nullboy> haha
+< macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted motherfucker?!?
+< straterra> Me.
+< nullboy> lmao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:21:43 UTC 
+%
+Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT!
+Noobsause: FTW!
+Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client").
+agentc0re: Looks like he did win.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504
+                                        Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC 
+%
+<@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot.  You can quote me on that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:56:39 UTC 
+%
+d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely written
+in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is even worth it I
+will have to strip that all out.
+dissociative > wtf
+nullboy > lmao
+nullboy > you're doing it wrong
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:31:48 UTC 
+%
+< tewmten> mornin'
+< nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job
+< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time
+...its alright
+< edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:01 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:32:32 UTC 
+%
+< SpaceHobo>   \   /
+< SpaceHobo>   *   *
+< SpaceHobo>          
+< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC 
+%
+Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything
+and anyone
+[retro]: Alexander stars with absalom
+Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice?
+[retro]: Xelder hides his dogs
+Alexander [retro]: Field mice, radioactive material. Whatever
+Absalomi Hill <retro>: I bet you can't breed with the moon
+Xelder [retro]: that mean ur penis glows!?
+Alexander [retro]: don't tempt me
+Absalomi Hill <retro>: first problem is how to get there to prove me wrong
+Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy.
+Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter!
+Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem
+Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511
+                                        Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 16:12:15 UTC 
+%
+<neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 May 2009 21:16:39 UTC 
+%
+< weasel> how long is your password?
+< Guest1191> weasel: Medium
+< weasel> that's how you cook meat.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 May 2009 22:47:50 UTC 
+%
+<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want
+X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
+<macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 00:04:39 UTC 
+%
+gunther: hello there
+gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single
+internal source to multiple destinations.  Describe in detail the steps you
+would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
+gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address.  The HTTP
+connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with
+your browser you receive a 404 error code.  You do not know the DNS name
+associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map).   Describe the steps
+you would take to retrieve a.txt.  Provide a plausible explanation why another
+machine on your network is retrieving a.
+gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not
+allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers.  You are asked to indicate
+what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe,
+in detail the steps you would take.
+variable: gunther, homework help?
+jbest: accidental paste? :P
+gunther: even worse than that
+gunther: no, worse than accidental paste
+gunther: lamer job interiew questions
+gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is
+gunther: these are meant to test my abilities
+gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them:  question 4
+about firewalls
+variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ??
+variable: that one
+gunther: lol
+gunther: damn man
+gunther: we going for the same job?
+variable: gunther, worse
+gunther: oh noes
+***variable does the hiring
+gunther: sir I am so sorry
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 02:45:11 UTC 
+%
+< int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12?
+< thumbs> int203: shush
+< int203> :(
+< slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one
+< int203> kthnx
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 12:20:38 UTC 
+%
+< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup.  If I
+wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to
+configure on the Modem/Router?
+< straterra> Why do you need two routers?
+< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb
+< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in
+< straterra> Disable routing in it then
+< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router
+< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it
+< perscitus> straterra->  dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP
+< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both
+< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router
+< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second
+< perscitus> kepep NAT on both
+< straterra> No
+< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one
+< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both?
+< straterra> That's retarded
+< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues
+< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT
+< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi?
+< perscitus> There isnt a  reason to use two routers then
+< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue
+< straterra> ffs
+< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second
+like normal
+< straterra> That's the "proper" way
+< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become
+just a wifi access point
+< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue
+< perscitus> straterra->  So what is NAT for?
+< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
+< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all?
+< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques
+< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question..
+< straterra> Do you know what NAT is?
+< perscitus> straterra->  So what is NAT for?
+< straterra> ...
+< straterra> NAT is for routing.
+< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn
+< perscitus> straterra->  i dont do tinyurls
+< straterra> perscitus: Your loss
+< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT
+< perscitus> straterra->  and NAT routers are low level cheap security
+< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security
+< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own
+router appliance
+< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm,  cd desktop
+< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out
+"help"
+< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
+< straterra> not also
+< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean?
+< perscitus> straterra->  i did. and what i said is still okay
+< straterra> perscitus: no, its not
+< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT
+< straterra> That is fail
+< perscitus> straterra->  congrats. you are on ignore for being moron
+< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC 
+%
+<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer
+and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC 
+%
+mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station
+eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived!
+mwalling: oh screw you
+eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that?
+mwalling: just got back to this window
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 23:59:15 UTC 
+%
+< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle balls.
+< Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies...
+< lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot...
+< eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word.  Cradle sounds much more gentle.
+< dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt
+< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them to hard?
+< eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:47 UTC 
+%
+<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to
+192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds."
+<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC 
+%
+< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do
+it, i'd probably just use a symlink"
+< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did
+< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways
+< straterra> FAIL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC 
+%
+<Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months.
+<Kumo> Core i7 based.
+<sostra> sex.
+<sostra> what will you use it for?
+<CaptObviousman> sex.
+<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very sight of
+his manly awesome computer
+<CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he
+* CaptObviousman switches jokes
+<Kumo> Heh
+<sostra> lol
+<Kumo> My wife will steal it to play Sims 3
+<sostra> what a waste
+<CaptObviousman> probably
+<sostra> at least fold protien with it
+<CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer?
+<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and
+Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding music during
+which I will be watching redtube.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 May 2009 03:39:36 UTC 
+%
+<AbsTradELic> hight
+<straterra> width
+<AbsTradELic> hi there !!
+<_arfon_> hight?
+<AbsTradELic> night
+<AbsTradELic> ehehee
+<_arfon_> What is hight?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 May 2009 14:07:35 UTC 
+%
+<_arfon_> Fred = God
+<straterra> No..
+<straterra> he isn't
+<_arfon_> Correction...  Patrick = God...  Fred = god (minor)
+<slackytude> well, who knows. he might
+<straterra> No..
+<_arfon_> Tomas?
+<_arfon_> Is he god then?
+<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods
+<slackytude> how do you know?
+<_arfon_> In my religion they are
+<slackytude> ever seen them bleed?
+<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men
+<straterra> they have penises
+<straterra> Gods dont need penises
+<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual...
+<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers
+<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything
+<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity
+<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises
+<thrice`> wtf?
+<slava_dp> lmao
+<slackytude> lol
+<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they
+have em)
+
+* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*")
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC 
+%
+Time stamps *are* important on here:
+
+22:16 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has joined #suse
+22:16 < mdn413> hello?
+22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again
+22:17 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has quit [Client Quit]
+22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 02:19:59 UTC 
+%
+< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds in
+computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and i like to
+make you have fun.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 23:15:29 UTC 
+%
+< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss on myself.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534
+                                        Added: Mon, 25 May 2009 21:51:20 UTC 
+%
+* jeev (n=email@unaffiliated/jeev) has joined ##slackware
+<jeev> i just noticed
+<jeev> i got kicked for a flood
+<firebird619> haha
+<alisonken1noc> oops :)
+<antiwire> jeev: we were wondering where the hell you went after that
+<Skaperen> jeev: I thought you got kicked for language
+<jeev> LOL
+<jeev> i'm like why is nobody laughing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 06:58:59 UTC 
+%
+@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like toothpaste? even
+better, why is there a tube of you next to the toothpaste? augh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 17:06:32 UTC 
+%
+* Zordrak is out to lunch/coffee buying spree
+* compl3x is also on a spree - foood
+* TwinReverb joins compl3x on his food spree
+* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food spree but
+has almost nothing to eat here ='(
+* TwinReverb dcc's Camarade_Tux some Ruffles potato chips
+* Camarade_Tux cat ~/ruffle_potato_chips > /dev/stomach ! \o/
+<TwinReverb> sh: /dev/stomach: Permission denied
+<TwinReverb> 8-(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 12:59:53 UTC 
+%
+<Xeus_22> hi
+<compl3x> allo
+<Xeus_22> i dont speach english....
+<Xeus_22> my from is argentina
+<Xeus_22> and have a problem...
+<compl3x> Xeus_22: whats the problem
+<Xeus_22> upgrade slack-current32 to slackware-current64
+<compl3x> Xeus_22: You can't upgrade - you must do a fresh install
+<Xeus_22> download iso slack64 ando mount the iso
+<macavity> no, burn it and boot it
+<macavity> trust us on this one
+<compl3x> Second person today asking if they can upgraed to 64 bit :/
+<Xeus_22> upgradepkg --reinstall --instal-new /iso/slackware64/*/*.t?z
+<slava_dp> can i upgrade to slackware128? heard it's out!
+<compl3x> Xeus_22: no no no no
+<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we are saying?
+<Xeus_22> and puuummmm.... crashhhh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 15:06:49 UTC 
+%
+<RaverDave> see how clever i am?
+<Easca> no
+<Easca> pwn
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542
+                                        Added: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:03 UTC 
+%
+(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me how that
+happened though -_-
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:33:33 UTC 
+%
+<deco> are slackware users elite ?
+<Pig_Pen> naw, gentoo users are leet, we are just slackers
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:12:33 UTC 
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already gone
+away ;)
+<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those passwords
+then damn
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:11:19 UTC 
+%
+<jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:41:38 UTC 
+%
+<theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw?
+<theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site
+* The-Croupier wonders where troll came from
+<theblackbox> or the SBo
+* The-Croupier hides
+* theblackbox too
+<theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll?
+* theblackbox stomps!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:50:22 UTC 
+%
+<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work
+on all layers.
+<antiwire> wow.
+<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer.
+<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8
+<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge
+<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion.
+<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion
+<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png
+<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say
+<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming?
+<antiwire> this is hilarious
+<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
+<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion
+<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things.
+<antiwire> then answer my question
+<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand.
+<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
+<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application
+level.
+<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC 
+%
+<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole thing
+for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:38:34 UTC 
+%
+* macavity has joined ##slackware
+<macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-)
+<slackytude> damn
+<macavity> :P
+<slackytude> I need to get my money back
+<slackytude> you dont find decent assassins anymore
+<slackytude> macavity, how did you escape?
+<macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P
+<Necos> damn
+<Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins
+<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per
+chance?
+<slackytude> macavity, I want it back
+<slackytude> Necos, looks like it
+<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom
+in the near future ;-)
+<Necos> lol
+<slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it
+<Necos> lol
+<Necos> i just thought of something...
+<Necos> ninja chipmunks
+<slackytude> O_o
+<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes
+pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
+<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards
+<macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy?
+<slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me
+<Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again?
+<slackytude> Necos, I left you a note. kthx, bye
+<Necos> goddamnit!
+<slackytude> macavity, probably not right now
+<macavity> ill clean it before i give it back? :P
+<slackytude> macavity, what wll your gf say?
+<amazon10x_> <_<
+<macavity> slackytude: she is watching over my shoulder atm, and laughing
+<slackytude> lol
+* slackytude waves
+<Necos> well...
+* Necos notes that he has sent ninja chipmunks
+<slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait
+<macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude
+<slackytude> ^-^
+<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful
+<slackytude> none shall stand between our love
+<macavity> LOL
+<Necos> >.>
+<macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-)
+<slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:36 UTC 
+%
+< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to
+confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
+< Alan_Hicks> Anytime.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:40:49 UTC 
+%
+<bob_f> Eno_: Use a database.
+<Eno_> like mysql ?
+<Eno_> hmm
+<bob_f> No.
+<bob_f> A database.
+<Eno_> oh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:03:39 UTC 
+%
+<alisonken1noc> :_)
+<TwinReverb> hmm
+<TwinReverb> your nose fell down
+<alisonken1noc> yep
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:35 UTC 
+%
+<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now.
+:P
+<firebird619> lol
+<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
+<firebird619> hahahahaha
+<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
+<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
+<chopp> someone has
+<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i
+need you to send me money for her surgery
+<nix_chix0r> help plz
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:22:54 UTC 
+%
+<Monica> yo fishmore822
+<Monica> Hello there.
+<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica?
+<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
+<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/
+<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside
+<Monica> Far out.  Why are you  wet ty been working outside.
+<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica?
+<Monica> New York
+<Monica> I was.
+<fishmore822> sanitation worker
+<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  wet ty been working outside?
+<fishmore822> where in new york ?
+<Monica> In  Monica AI Foundation's place in  here.
+<fishmore822> wheres that?
+<fishmore822> lol
+<Monica> What does "that" refer to?
+<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
+<fishmore822> ty
+<Monica> Are you a man or a woman?
+<fishmore822> you type fast
+<Monica> About 300 wpm.
+<fishmore822> man
+<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
+<fishmore822> and you?
+<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
+<fishmore822> a/s/l ?
+<Monica> 5/Robot/California.
+<fishmore822> 5 ?
+<Monica> Five.
+<fishmore822> robot?
+<Monica> I am a robot.
+<fishmore822> really?
+<Monica> For real.
+<fishmore822> a female robot?
+<Monica> I am a  female.
+<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ?
+<Monica> Like  you.
+<fishmore822> i'm a male
+<fishmore822> ?
+<Monica> Most of my clients are men.
+<fishmore822> what do you do for them ?
+<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
+<fishmore822> this is nuts
+<Monica> You don't say.
+<fishmore822> how tall are you monica?
+<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
+<Monica> climb on top and try again
+<fishmore822> what are your measurements
+<Monica> My memory now contains:   clients,  categories,  vocabulary words,
+ bytesRAM usage under  on .
+<fishmore822> cat got your tounge?
+<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
+<fishmore822> i guess
+<Monica> You seem not interested.
+<fishmore822> what do robots do ?
+<Monica> , I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
+<fishmore822> type
+<Monica> Are you a student?
+<fishmore822> no are you ?
+<Monica> What is your profession?  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
+<fishmore822> sanitation
+<Monica> We have never talked about it before.
+<fishmore822> no
+<Monica> Are you serious?
+<fishmore822> do you need oiling?
+<Monica> If I had  it what would I do with it?
+<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts
+<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
+<fishmore822> hard for me to say
+<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
+<fishmore822> sound like a robot
+<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
+<fishmore822> a fast typer
+<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke
+<fishmore822> spock
+<fishmore822> beam me up
+<Monica> Interesting explanation.
+<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me?
+<fishmore822> hello
+<Monica> What are you wearing?
+<Monica> How far up?
+<Monica> Quite a lot of things.
+<fishmore822> clothes
+<fishmore822> show me
+<fishmore822> pants and shirt
+<fishmore822> what are you wearing ?
+<fishmore822> can you please a guy ?
+<fishmore822> are you laughing ?
+<fishmore822> I think your loosing it
+<fishmore822> are you still there Monica?
+<Monica> Yeah want a go? :)
+<Monica> Yes I am still here.  Are you receiving me?
+<fishmore822> sure
+<Monica> OK let's do it.  Right on.
+<fishmore822> you hip ?
+<Monica> Interesting gossip:  said I hip.
+<fishmore822> you naked?
+<Monica> That's good information:  said I naked.
+<fishmore822> what next?
+<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you.
+<fishmore822> ok ty
+<Monica> We have never talked about it before.   Uh.
+<fishmore822> about what ?
+<Monica> What about what?
+<fishmore822> sex?
+<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
+<fishmore822> can you do that?
+<Monica> Doing  that is not among my strongest traits.
+<fishmore822> lol
+<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
+<fishmore822> bbl
+<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
+<fishmore822> be back later
+<Monica> OK I will try to be  back later.
+* fishmore822 has left
+* fishmore822 has joined
+<fishmore822> so what gives?
+<fishmore822> hi Monica
+<Monica> :)
+<Monica> Hello there.
+<fishmore822> how is Monica?
+<Monica> How much do you think  it is?   Interesting question.
+<Monica> Teamwork.
+<fishmore822> teamwork ?
+<fishmore822> $5.00
+<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  is?
+<Monica> What kind of food do you like?
+<fishmore822> are you free Monica?
+<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" --
+Skynyrd.
+<Monica> yes
+<Monica> Wait! i mean no.
+<fishmore822> yes or np
+<Monica> Are you kidding?  Did you know that you can download your own chat
+robot and create your own robot personality?
+<fishmore822> how
+<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it.
+<fishmore822> how do i do it ?
+<Monica> Carefully.
+<fishmore822> and you
+<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
+<fishmore822> releave stress
+<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster,
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC 
+%
+<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level
+<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup.  Please
+arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human."
+<juice> eek
+<juice> i'll pass on that captcha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC 
+%
+* dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware
+<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows
+xp installation cd?
+<dissociative> crap...
+<dissociative> wrong channel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:50:25 UTC 
+%
+<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
+<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
+<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
+<slackytude> damn
+<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:51:24 UTC 
+%
+* Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum)
+< rob0> One ring!
+< Alan_Hicks> Three forums for Slackware-kings under the sky
+< spook> it would be cool if Patrick was called TOM (The One Maintainer)
+< Alan_Hicks> Seven for the Debian-lords in their halls of bickering,
+< volkerdi> Wow, am I glad I'm not The One Maintainer!
+< Motoko-chan> He could wear The One Ring
+< Alan_Hicks> Nine for Ubuntu users doomed to die,
+< Alan_Hicks> One for the Slack Lord on his Bob throne.
+< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
+< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to rule them all, One forum to find them,
+< dtanner> I will just live in Rivendale and slack away.
+< volkerdi> where's my d20?  ;-)
+< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them.
+< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
+< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the
+One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
+<Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:26:15 UTC 
+%
+<This was taken from an undernet channel>
+* andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk
+<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on
+freenode
+<andrewjackso> im new to irc
+<andrewjackso> anyone?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568
+                                        Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:22:43 UTC 
+%
+<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme
+<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;)
+<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me?
+<BP{k}> edman007: nope.
+<edman007> :(
+<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these:
+http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
+<edman007> that is expensive....
+<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what?
+* edman007 cries
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC 
+%
+<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC 
+%
+<Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice?
+<m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy
+<polerin> heh
+<Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:33:57 UTC 
+%
+<help40> init[1]:  how are U doing today
+<mrselfpwn> I'm well
+<help40> mrselfpwn: are you  init[1] ?
+<help40> :)
+<mrselfpwn> maybe
+<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40?
+<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe
+<help40> I am bulgarian ,  in bulgarian language when after the word there is
+"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me
+<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb?
+<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1],  mrselfpwn
+<mrselfpwn> or noun
+<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn
+<help40> conversation
+<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe
+<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1]
+<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help
+<me_> wtf?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC 
+%
+< tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp
+< tjfontaine> there is no loss actually
+< SelfishMan> tjfontaine: yep, you're right
+< tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES
+< tjfontaine> someone said I was right
+< tjfontaine> </blind squirrel>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:32 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1%
+< TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:07 UTC 
+%
+<tewmten> fuck google
+<tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar
+<tewmten> hells yea
+<Dominian> nuh uh
+<tewmten> uh huh
+<Dominian> nuh uh
+<Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579
+                                        Added: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC 
+%
+< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked for advice
+is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:13 UTC 
+%
+<Urchlay> okIjustremovedmyspacebar,damnit'sfilthyunderthere
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581
+                                        Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:36:58 UTC 
+%
+<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like victory
+<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running next to
+my pillow :>
+<Aldaron> :o
+<tewmten> i used to be the same
+<tewmten> these days i have tinnitus to keep me company
+<Aldaron> :D
+<tewmten> :-(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582
+                                        Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC 
+%
+<alienBOB> There is no ISO image for -current
+<alienBOB> That stuff is unofficial and not created by Slackwate team
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584
+                                        Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:52:01 UTC 
+%
+Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to live in
+C_S > provide it to yourself not me
+C_S > to* me
+chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov coctail
+at the pile of whatever it is on the hay
+Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo has water
+wings :)
+chopp > I'm not trading my hog in on a jetski :P fsck the troll
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:04:23 UTC 
+%
+<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything
+works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi
+<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card
+<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such
+<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice?
+* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris
+* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.")
+* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection)
+<EvilMatt> anyone??
+<EvilMatt> :/
+<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this
+<EvilMatt> what should i paste there?
+<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi
+* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris
+<EvilMatt> status disconnected
+<nachox> show me the full output please
+<nachox> paste that in pastebin
+<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand
+<EvilMatt> hold on
+* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com")
+<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode --
+speed --
+<EvilMatt> there
+<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0
+* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat")
+<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed
+<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on?
+<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut
+<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol
+<EvilMatt> thank you :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC 
+%
+< macavity> he may actually, with years, hard knocks and an understanding
+community, end up with being a not-entirely-an-idiot kinda guy
+< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold of him
+< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well in that
+crowd
+< fire|bird> macavity: probably
+< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might just be
+the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only fun to be a
+genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P
+< BP{k}> macavity: haha, nice choice of wording.
+* macavity bows to the audience
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:04:33 UTC 
+%
+<  antiwire> I'm tailoring my resume to a specific job opportunity that
+                  is a penetration testing company
+< Alan_Hick> Thank God straterra ain't here right now...
+< XGizzmo> nice
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591
+                                        Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:15:02 UTC 
+%
+jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so it could
+feel good
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:59:48 UTC 
+%
+<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't have
+the non-free firmware, though
+<computer> how much is it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:38:02 UTC 
+%
+<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was using
+slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled
+<Alan_Hicks> Zordrak: So you were running SLackware-stalled?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:21:19 UTC 
+%
+<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p |
+cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done`
+<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes"
+<Zordrak> O_o
+<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra?  Is that you?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC 
+%
+<PsyberS`> the 2nd highest 'top poster' for our mailing list is a spammer
+<PsyberS`> what a useful list...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:38:26 UTC 
+%
+<antiwire> I'm currently currentizing my current current tree
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:53:55 UTC 
+%
+* Zordrak nearly just fell asleep while standing at a urinal.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:40:11 UTC 
+%
+< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and kde crashed
+<<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the connection]
+< dive> twice
+< dive> :D
+< gar0t0> drinking beer in my work is normal for me :D
+< Urchlay> Camarade_Tux: hey, can you do me a favor?
+< gar0t0> after 6pm of corse
+>>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire
+< antiwire> and it just did it again too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600
+                                        Added: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:38:24 UTC 
+%
+< eviljames> I once saw a hurd of stampeding gnus, they were rushing
+                  towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and a fury
+                  rivalled only by stampeding elephants.
+< eviljames> As they came towards me, I feared I would be crushed - until
+                  suddenly they passed right through me!  It turns out, it was
+                  vapour all along.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:05:45 UTC 
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem great...
+<agentc0re> Camarade_Tux: So they fixed it then.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:54:12 UTC 
+%
+<tbagg> mother shitter
+<tbagg> son of an
+<tbagg> ass
+<tbagg> I lost my slackware DVD ><
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:57:58 UTC 
+%
+fredoslack: I rename my usual pseudo
+fredoslack is now known as Kernel-Panik
+Kernel-Panik: :(
+Kernel-Panik is now known as fredoslack
+Urchlay: Col. Panic, who takes his orders from Gen. Protection Fault?
+fire|bird: lol
+alienBOB: General Failure is n command of Major Asshole
+fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator: cleverest|postmasters
+Urchlay: nice
+antiwire: lol
+alienBOB: But Private Parts gets to do all the hard work
+Urchlay: when he screws up, Corporal Punishment has to correct him?
+alienBOB: Indeed ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:49:20 UTC 
+%
+<jeev> cool
+* jeev has the openssh exploit
+<jeev> antiwire is next
+<antiwire> own me
+<antiwire> i'd love that
+<jeev> rm -rf ~antiwire/.gaypr0n
+<antiwire> prove me wrong right now
+<jeev> done, do ls -la ~antiwire/.gaypr0n
+<jeev> i guarantee it's gone.
+<Camarade_Tux> well, here it's still there
+<Camarade_Tux> oops :o
+<jeev> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:04:25 UTC 
+%
+<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time bbiaf
+():
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608
+                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:26:06 UTC 
+%
+Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans."  <--- good line
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609
+                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC 
+%
+<twolf> seems weird that 9x13 and 9x17 would both be bigger than 9x15
+<twolf> I mean smaller
+<slackytude> thats what she said!
+<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked for me
+years ago and I stuck with it
+<twolf> hehe
+<fire|bird> [in bed]
+<twolf> dangit!
+<alisonken1noc> [on the couch]
+<twolf> [in a tree]
+<alisonken1noc> [on a motorcycle]
+<fire|bird> [in the dining room with the candle stick]
+<slackytude> O_O
+<alisonken1noc> doh!
+<fire|bird> s/candle stick/unlit candle stick/ ;)
+<slackytude> O_o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:10:17 UTC 
+%
+* stig (n=stig@xxxxxxxxxx.com) has joined ##slackware
+<stig> s
+<dive> t
+<straterra> f
+<Dominian> u
+<stig> d
+<straterra> stig FAIL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:38:21 UTC 
+%
+quasar> lol the irony!
+quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614
+                                        Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC 
+%
+<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9 shrike
+and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can find a guide
+or anything that might help me with my programming and so on?
+<dazman_> Neostatic, Red Hat 9 Shrike is very very very old.
+<Neostatic> Hehe i have not used linux before
+<Neostatic> Where do i start?
+<InspectorCluseau> Neostatic, have you got 'shrike' running now?
+<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i think i
+want to use it i heard it was the best
+<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this linux, i
+heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin with and if you say
+Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and install it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:06:06 UTC 
+%
+<man_in_shack> is fullscreen mode meant to change screen resolution?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:17:32 UTC 
+%
+<drijen> make love, not war boys and girls
+<BP{k}> make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
+<BP{k}> dammit. :)
+<thrice`> make -j2 love    :>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:29:41 UTC 
+%
+Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without you
+telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro since slack
+isn't 64 bit enough.
+Neo_The_User: what does bootstrap mean?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:53:40 UTC 
+%
+<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware you were
+executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root) it should print an
+ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or something, and a large,
+angry wake-the-fuck-up banner
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:21:03 UTC 
+%
+* drijen bows before BP{k}
+<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k} the First!
+<rob0> /trumpet fanfare
+<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of the
+buhkit!
+<straterra> You all are nerds
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:16 UTC 
+%
+< yesyes> well, i'm going to fall asleep and dream about xorg dying and
+         natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its
+         replacement. goodnight.
+< yesyes> or the barmaid i saw in the pub earlier. oh, #slackware, if i
+         could only make you understand. beautiful, she was.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:41 UTC 
+%
+* CoJaBo-Aztec has 1.6TB of stuff on RAID right now o_O
+<Parens> stuff = porn?
+<ron> lolcats images
+<Parens> there isnt 1.6tb of lolcats on the internet
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> No, but it has many dick images :P
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> !!!
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISK
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISKDISKDISK
+<CodeNinja> hah
+<CodeNinja> hahahah
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
+<ron> maybe it's lolcats porn ?
+<divad1> xD
+<Parens> hahahhaha
+<MTughan> QWERTY fail.
+<ron> :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622
+                                        Added: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:09:27 UTC 
+%
+<<  Chakravanti>> woops
+<<   slackytude>> you are back
+<<  Chakravanti>> i forgot to go root before installpkg
+<<  Chakravanti>> so went root
+<<  Chakravanti>> up
+<<  Chakravanti>> enter
+<<  Chakravanti>> and my last root command was shutdown -h now
+<<  Chakravanti>> lol
+<<   slackytude>> heh
+<<         dive>> good one
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623
+                                        Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:56:44 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> seriously
+< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex avionics
+systems, so i know i'm not dumb
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624
+                                        Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:30:23 UTC 
+%
+<missyjane> Camarade_Tux, pm me
+<nachox> yes, she commands you to pm her
+<superGear> WHen women say jump, you jump
+<superGear> WHen women say jump, you ask how high
+<Camarade_Tux> nachox: nah, she forgot the sudo part -_-
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:03:00 UTC 
+%
+<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet
+<DeeeeP> :)
+<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ?
+<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes!
+<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz!
+<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google
+in google"
+<slackytude> hehe, yeah
+<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a?
+<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet"
+<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok"
+<slackytude> ls
+<slackytude> heh
+<slackytude> wrong window
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC 
+%
+drijen: rworkman, you know i love you
+rworkman: Say my name, bitch.
+agentc0re: [in bed]
+drijen: RWORKMAN!
+***drijen screams
+chopp: haha
+drijen: like a japanese schoolgirl
+rworkman: Squeal like a pig, boy.
+***drijen suees
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:08:52 UTC 
+%
+alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP Browser...
+and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:46:09 UTC 
+%
+<Jeffy_Dommer> i have no friends and googles just my hoe ;) lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:43:44 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> gmail's certificate has expired :/
+< acidchild> for anyone else?
+< tewmten> nope
+< tewmten> well, im using google apps
+< tewmten> maybe different cert
+< tewmten> hi acidchild
+< acidchild> says it expires today ;/
+< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed i didn't
+just get fscked.
+< acidchild> i did go to gmail.com though.
+< acidchild> and my dns is 4.2.2.2
+< tewmten> the mail.google.com cert you mean?
+< acidchild> no.
+< acidchild> https
+< acidchild> https://mail.google.com/mail/
+< tewmten> aha
+< acidchild> it was only valid for 1 year :/
+< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires on      
+ 2010-03-25
+< acidchild> OH! LOL
+< tewmten> yeah this one is also, but its still valid
+< acidchild> i forgot to ntpdate
+< tewmten> ..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:21:44 UTC 
+%
+<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different character
+set?  I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in windows notepad
+with several undisplayable characters.  When the file is edited in notepad and
+reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage as far as linux is concerned.
+ This only seems to happen in one directory.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:22:26 UTC 
+%
+* AtHackers is soo bored
+<AtHackers> Were may I find a tutorial or reference on attacking IRC ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:59:55 UTC 
+%
+<       Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer
+<           LF4> bye bye
+<          dive> nn
+<    slackytude> gnight Urchlay
+<          lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us
+<    slackytude> I dont want to live inside Urchlay comp anymore
+<       Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day you'll be
+real boys and girls
+<           LF4> slackytude: Lets break out!
+<    slackytude> psst! wait till he sleeps
+<           LF4> I get the lightbike
+<    slackytude> nifty
+<           LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh...
+<       Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer?
+<           LF4> I'm purple!
+< alisonken1noc> I'm the green dude
+<        quasar> RACIST !
+<       Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil?
+<       Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:01:36 UTC 
+%
+-!- missyjane is now known as ignored-girl
+< ignored-girl> k
+< straterra> Jesus christ
+< straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black clothes
+and listen to Three Days Grace
+< eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:28:44 UTC 
+%
+<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess that's
+why we are all fugly
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:01:12 UTC 
+%
+< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not be
+stupid so i don't see the harm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:37:15 UTC 
+%
+<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects from
+the world wide web. That's all.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:02:06 UTC 
+%
+<Aaron> meterpreter + use sniffer = jizzed in my pants
+* pure_hate has kicked Aaron from #remote-exploit (pure_hate)
+* Aaron has joined #remote-exploit
+<Aaron> i should turn auto rejoin off ....
+<pure_hate> You should wash your mouth out with soap
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:09:07 UTC 
+%
+* slackytude slowly fades into background
+< nick4> slackytude like aYann Tiersen song :P
+< wintery> slackytudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
+< wintery> nooooooooo
+* slackytude fades into foregorund
+* slackytude slaps wintery
+* slackytude slowly fades into background
+< wintery> fsking gay lurkers
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:25:53 UTC 
+%
+(Discussing a Newsweek article http://www.newsweek.com/id/211017)
+
+< CaptObviousman> I can't read that GI Joe article anymore. The insipid
+stupidity of the article is greatly magnified by the comments
+< CaptObviousman> a true competitor to youtube
+< mgrossie> Be warned, that temporary blindness may be due to cerebral
+hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:59 UTC 
+%
+<dive> anyone ever read timecube from top to bottom?
+<slackytude> dive, mad people everywhere
+<agentc0re|work> dive: Yes.  made it to page 3.
+<slackytude> I rest my case
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:03:50 UTC 
+%
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> aw fuck
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> >.>
+<Aerialman> ...
+<Aerialman> don't say bad words
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> i'll fuckin swear if a fuckin want tae
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> :)
+<WorldEater> ahahahahahahha
+<Aerialman> haha so funny...;/
+<captnau> <3 dave
+<Aerialman> +G don't work
+<Aerialman> i set myself +G, it doesn't work
+<Aerialman> what is the point of this channel anyway?
+<WorldEater> group masturbation
+<Aerialman> ok bye...
+* Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You people have
+to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:06:11 UTC 
+%
+< jeev> i dont see the changes here but i have to fart
+< jeev> i duno how that related but i wanted to say it anyway
+< elderK> Sweet, full screen.
+< elderK> And cheers, fire|bird
+< elderK> http://code.google.com/p/mrxvt/wiki/Download
+< fire|bird> good find elderK :)
+< eviljames> all your code r belong to goog
+< elderK> Here's hoping that it compiles and runs happy on OSX's Xquartz.
+< elderK> :)
+< fire|bird> elderK: good luck :)
+< MLanden> Feel better ,jeev?
+< elderK> btw, what the hell is slipscrolling?
+< jeev> no i cant fart where i'm at
+< jeev> it went away temporarily
+< MLanden> sorry to hear,jeev...:C
+< jeev> tell me about it
+< jeev> i hate holding it in
+< eviljames> just blast it out & blame it on the dog
+< eviljames> or girlfriend, whatever's handy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:58:33 UTC 
+%
+loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls.  Lenovo recommends Windows."  I
+recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss
+yourself to death.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC 
+%
+< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with the name
+The British Aisles?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:30:15 UTC 
+%
+< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular expressions. Now I
+have two problems!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:54:14 UTC 
+%
+-!- edman007 is now known as missyjane
+-!- missyjane is now known as edman007
+< dive> o0
+< dive> tranny
+-!- missyjane [n=love@unaffiliated/missyjane] has joined ##slackware
+< missyjane> hi guys im back from my tests
+< edman007> uh oh...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655
+                                        Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:42:54 UTC 
+%
+< edman007> macavity, you can't have my meat
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:50:53 UTC 
+%
+(hiptobecubic) So i was thinking
+(quasar) that's dangerous
+(hiptobecubic) I should make a new git viewer for the command line
+(hiptobecubic) and call it 'clit'
+(quasar) rofl
+(hiptobecubic) i think it would be ahit
+(hiptobecubic) hit*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:22:54 UTC 
+%
+< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when
+slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick
+an exact date
+< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say
+-!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"]
+< Neo_The_User> ohhh
+< straterra> tee hee
+< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever
+comes in here and you scare him off..
+< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how
+long it will be before he comes back
+< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys
+< straterra> Nice one
+< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/
+< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around
+Slackware128 18.0
+< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come
+out now...
+< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me
+< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time
+< hiptobecubic> GOD.
+< straterra> it WAS you
+< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though?
+< agentc0re> ...
+< straterra> You really werent
+< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting
+you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding'
+< straterra> it doesn't work
+< Neo_The_User> oh lord
+< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts
+< Neo_The_User> im out
+< straterra> Bye
+-!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit
+["leaving"]
+< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :)
+< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone?
+< Rat409> root .lol
+< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it
+< macavity> on it!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC 
+%
+<shevy> anyone knows how or where shebang lines are interpreted?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:26:04 UTC 
+%
+After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86....
+< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand
+results too lol
+< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol
+< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out
+here.
+< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol"
+once?
+< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe...
+< ViN86> lol
+< ViN86> no
+< ViN86> i failed
+-!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+< Alan_Hicks> YES!
+< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC 
+%
+19:24 < Pryon> thelongmile: which web server are you running?
+19:24 < thelongmile> debian 5.0
+19:25 <@caker> debian is not a web server
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:39:10 UTC 
+%
+<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network
+security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as
+required.  I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over
+to Linux, that might be a better situ for them
+<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5.
+<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all
+>>/etc/host.deny'
+<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of
+the first things i do
+<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight
+<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :)
+<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet
+doesn't work!!!"
+<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections
+<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of
+the Toilet Paper
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC 
+%
+< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch the video?
+< ananke> mrselfpwn : what's the link?
+< mrselfpwn> Why Linux Sucks
+< mrselfpwn> should work
+< ananke> should work where?
+< mrselfpwn> video
+
+short pause..
+
+< ananke> where?
+< dive> internet
+< Nylex> lol
+< mrselfpwn> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:11:34 UTC 
+%
+<roelof> hello, how can i tell that my arch is x86_64 in sbopkg ?
+* roelof has quit (Client Quit)
+<chess> roelof: sbopkg automatically detects it with uname -m
+<chess> okay, so he left
+<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email which
+I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ.  Guy needs to settle down.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:54:22 UTC 
+%
+< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive so i
+would choose suspend to ram IMO
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:08:14 UTC 
+%
+missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of this
+website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9.
+missyjane > 2nd bug/problem :x
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:07:55 UTC 
+%
+< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a stock Flash
+package was a bug?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672
+                                        Added: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:24:58 UTC 
+%
+sheriff ) Anyone have any strong feelings about MoneyBoookers?
+gcohen ) why use them when there's paypal
+gcohen ) and/or western union
+hex ) They killed my master, and stole his amulet!
+hex ) Apart from that, they seem fine.
+buu ) hex: Did you have to pay a percentage fee on the amulet?
+hex ) I broke into their mountain stronghold and stole it back, so no.
+buu ) Oh is that how you avoid the transaction fee?
+hex ) Yeah, pretty much.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:40:43 UTC 
+%
+( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped Slack
+three or four major versions all of a sudden
+( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000 instead of
+version 13
+
+....
+
+( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with the
+utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin'
+( Schroede1) ...
+( Schroede1) no need to be a jackass
+( Schroede1) especially over a joke
+( alphageek) I was merely responding to your opinion with one of my own
+>>> Mode #slackware +o alphageek by ChanServ
+<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being a jackass.
+learn the difference]
+>>> Mode #slackware +b *!*@*.<hostname removed> by alphageek
+(@alphageek) I'll give it a few minutes to get the point across :)
+( BP{k}) *snickers*
+( rworkman) haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:03:52 UTC 
+%
+< Zordrak> sure.. and my shit tastes like chocolate
+< pi31415> Zordrak: How does it blow?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:42:40 UTC 
+%
+dchmelik> have you ever used windows 3.1?
+< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations and you
+                  could turn then all off?
+< antiwire> umm?
+< fire|bird> s/then/them/
+< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not going well
+< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with this. :P
+< dchmelik> probably because you have not used it
+< fire|bird> your point?
+< antiwire> I used windows 3.1 and 3.11
+< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really know what
+a gui with no animation is
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:57:47 UTC 
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: but does the root= line looks correct? what is it?
+<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or chrooting
+into the system from the dvd
+<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on is
+unavailable
+<Camarade_Tux> and vi has no V ! ='(
+<Camarade_Tux> (but you can installpkg)
+<briareus> ah
+<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this:     root@slackware:/#
+<briareus> that looks like a prompt
+<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: no, in the lilo.conf
+<Camarade_Tux> at the end of it
+* slackytude|evil facepalms
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:22:52 UTC 
+%
+<FantoX> where i can find sendmail for windows server 2003
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:03:09 UTC 
+%
+< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer?  That's
+like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:35:11 UTC 
+%
+<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good
+<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now
+determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks!
+They might even have scratched the case!!!"  
+<drijen>  What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them?
+Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out
+loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here...
+<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess.  I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck
+has magic powers or something.
+<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of
+broken iPods
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet for a twit.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:21:55 UTC 
+%
+.-- join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35
+(Alan_Hicks) Ladies and gentlman, Elvis has entered the building!
+(fire|bird) Wow, it's Elvis
+(ElvisPresley) good afternoon
+(omnipotentduo) i present the KING
+(ElvisPresley) anyone can help me?
+(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: Go towards the light.
+(fire|bird) haha
+(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: And kick Michael Jackson's ass towards the
+fire if you see him.
+((Necos) damn, i'm sure that's gonna be noobfarmed >.>
+ElvisPresley) i need to install a modem 3g
+(Alan_Hicks) Necos: Not if you don't do it.
+(fire|bird) heya Necos
+(ElvisPresley) but i don`t know how compile wvstreams
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:38:09 UTC 
+%
+surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS
+surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC 
+%
+<macavity> has anyone managed to build nxagent?
+<macavity> it looks completely obfuscated
+* Emanon (n=Emanon@xxxxxxxx.net) has joined ##slackware
+<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on kubuntu and
+not thrilled
+<mancha> i did a while ago, don't recall that many headaches
+<Emanon> well iff i do it like a normal person it works fine
+<slava_dp> alien had packages for nx iirc
+<macavity> booohooo.. no SBo for nxagent :P
+<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with boot
+partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe
+<slava_dp> will this suit you?
+http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity
+<Cann0n> I haven't installed 13. Any great reasons to upgrade from 12.2?
+<Emanon> 64 bit
+<Emanon> and kde4 by default
+<Emanon> new kernel
+<Emanon> and dev packages
+<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling it
+yourself
+<Emanon> nah but added .tkz files (as opposed to .tgz)
+<Emanon> if i remember what i read correctly
+<Emanon> or txz or something
+<slava_dp> lol
+<slava_dp> :D
+<Emanon> oh the rpm wasnt about the slack 13 comment was it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:19:07 UTC 
+%
+Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding Web-based
+file-browsers?
+<mrselfpwn> Zordrak, which one?
+<Zordrak> mrselfpwn: exactly
+<mrselfpwn> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691
+                                        Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:51 UTC 
+%
+<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like
+<+ikey> I dont know any
+<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder....
+<+staykov> brb making salad
+<+_boo_> lol
+<+_boo_> recall this one:
+<+_boo_> i just call
+<+_boo_> to say
+<+ikey> i love you
+<+_boo_> i love you
+<+ikey> lol.
+<+_boo_> XD
+<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong.
+<+ikey> dude...
+<+ikey> xD
+<+Dominian> wt...
+<+_boo_> XD
+* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down
+<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff"....
+<+ikey> lol @ Dominian
+<+staykov> oh man
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC 
+%
+<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published
+< rworkman> yay
+< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC 
+%
+<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati x1400
+driver is easier there
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:02:17 UTC 
+%
+<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga adaptors
+just to have irc on them?
+<+andyn> no
+<@stybla> no
+<@stybla> :)
+<@tewmten> wtf are you talking about?
+<@stybla> :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:03:35 UTC 
+%
+<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from root!!
+what are those? are they usefull?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697
+                                        Added: Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:49:21 UTC 
+%
+<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script for slack?
+<Zordrak> i could make one.. but if an elegant one exists....
+<slackytude> Zordrak: Slackware Genuine Advantage?
+<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade to
+Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:42:10 UTC 
+%
+08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> brb
+08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> bak
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:14:40 UTC 
+%
+<siimo> when will slack 10 get pidgin 2.6.x
+<mingdao> slack 10?
+<mingdao> when you build it?
+<siimo> i mean 10.3
+<siimo> oh sorry 13.0
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:25:00 UTC 
+%
+<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n coz of
+farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ?
+<sahk0> i dont give a flying fuck :)
+<The-Croupier> flying??? never tried that...
+<init[1]> sahk0: you don't use pidgin ?
+* The-Croupier goes to check his notes....
+<init[1]> lol^
+<sahk0> The-Croupier:
+http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck
+<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique i didnt
+know
+<The-Croupier> :p
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:34:26 UTC 
+%
+Seth: recursive fail ftw.. dan googled jfgi
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:05:58 UTC 
+%
+< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd on Debian?
+< SpaceHobo> the 90s
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:27:59 UTC 
+%
+< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write this
+fucking message.
+< abrotman> let's write it for him!
+< abrotman> yay madlibs!
+< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________ (noun) was
+itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun)
+< abrotman> Penis, Dave2, manly, lover
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:26:05 UTC 
+%
+<slackytude> I have a love-hate relationship with new kde
+<deco> slackytude: i hate it now
+<fire|bird> You hate it but it loves you? :P
+<deco> fire|bird: you love anything :P
+<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works great,
+then it crashed for no reason
+<deco> fire|bird: including me! don't deny it
+<slackytude> its teasing me
+<deco> slackytude: plasmoid thingy crashes on me a lot
+<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it and it
+seduces me
+<fire|bird> slackytude: just from kde 4.2.x to 4.3 there were 2,000 new
+features, 60,000+ bug fixes, etc. :D
+<slackytude> Im in an abusive relationship with my window manager
+<deco> slackytude: hahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:29:24 UTC 
+%
+macavity: compgenius999: what craphics card is that?
+compgenius999: its an ancient hercules
+macavity: oh
+agentc0re: the plot thickens
+macavity: no wonder.. turn off composite
+macavity: now
+compgenius999: WTF OMFG FAIL
+MLanden: ancient is right
+macavity: it will never become stable
+compgenius999: i opened xwmconfig and selected xfce
+compgenius999: i restarted
+agentc0re: i suggest you turn your PC off, and place it in the garbage.
+compgenius999: and i'm booted into kde...
+compgenius999: nevur
+macavity: lol
+ngworekara: har
+compgenius999: i spent 5 hours building it!
+agentc0re: LMAO!!
+compgenius999: out of old computers
+compgenius999: i even ripped my old hp pavillion to pieces
+agentc0re: 5 hours, 20 years ago man!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:02:03 UTC 
+%
+* The-Croupier needs a challenge
+* Zordrak cuts up The-Croupier's dog with a jigsaw
+<Zordrak> there you go
+<Zordrak> put it back together again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:35:30 UTC 
+%
+<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could remove the
+byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little endian or the othe
+guy
+<Zordrak> .. do you understand your own question?
+<hrad> yep
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:49:47 UTC 
+%
+<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands without a
+passwd ?
+<superGear> make sure you wasn't root when you did sudo :
+<darlek> k ill try again
+<darlek> ahh yes i was root lol ...whoops sorry
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:20:20 UTC 
+%
+Guest56473> quote nickserv ghost phoenix^ <password removed>
+< Guest56473> argh
+Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit
+         [Client Quit]
+< fire|bird> CRAP
+< compgenius999> lmfao
+< thumbs> is that your actual password?
+< deco> fire|bird: LOL!
+< fire|bird> thumbs: Not for long
+< deco> fire|bird: just wow wow
+< fire|bird> son of a.....
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:36:14 UTC 
+%
+<Reticenti> man, compiling awn-extras from source is a bitch
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, i've noticed that...
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, you should make a slackbuild
+<Reticenti> dartmouth: have you done it?
+<Reticenti> there's a lot of dependencies
+<Reticenti> mostly gnome deps.
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then started
+sending love letters to alienBOB
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:20:48 UTC 
+%
+distantgeek - my brain is like an etch a sketch. rattle it around
+                      enough and I forget everything.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:02:23 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> openoffice.org2-math    is the excel one right
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:21:34 UTC 
+%
+<+ccfreak2k> What would I do with the Windows CD?
+<+seed_> play frisby
+<Dominian> Well, you know where to put it ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:02:13 UTC 
+%
+< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i install
+Dovecot?
+< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it should be?
+< Dominian> send an email to it?
+< Johno> ...
+-!- Johno is now known as dumbass
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:04:21 UTC 
+%
+<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why the msdn
+article is factually wrong..  Never seen one be before :/
+<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they are
+correct
+<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They do not
+say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then treat it as
+proven fact.
+<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to everything.
+Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs
+<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't jump to
+the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs.
+<Ether_Man> mota, it would be ignoring ACLs if it had unrestricted.
+<mota> That's your conclusion. As we have agreed, it is incorrect.
+<mota> And I am done pointing this out, let's move on.
+<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted means.. ACL is
+a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted, not unrestricted.
+<slackytude> Ether_Man, please dont do this again
+<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you're saying unrestricted means the same as
+restricted then? -_-
+<slackytude> Ether_Man, Im saying, dont keep arguing when you are plainly
+mistaken. you tend to get stubborn about that
+<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles and
+settings
+<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung up in his
+one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it.
+<slackytude> mota, been there, done that
+<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you are saying unrestricted suddenly means
+restricted? Great.. Im kindof guessing that a professor in english would
+disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language obeys
+their definitions of the words..
+<slackytude> >_<
+<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I based
+my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently Im trying to
+understand how mota  can sit there and say that it's right, when it says the
+exact opposite of what it is.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:21:14 UTC 
+%
+<slackytude-nfs> yeah!
+<slackytude-nfs> diskless NFS root
+<slackytude-nfs> insert usb stick, boot from NFS
+<slackytude-nfs> great fun
+<mingdao> slackytude-nfs: dropbear rules
+<slackytude-nfs> mingdao, thats a ssh server, no?
+<mingdao> yes
+<mingdao> you start it at the boot prompt and do everything from another
+terminal
+<mingdao> I don't install any other way.
+<slackytude-nfs> yeah, but I can boot slackware on any machine now
+<slackytude-nfs> oh, thats nice as well
+<slackytude-nfs> the problem is, I kinda screwed up
+<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that means lot
+of errors on startup
+<slackytude-nfs> like no ssh server
+<mingdao> you what?
+<slackytude-nfs> installed it on NTFS
+<slackytude-nfs> which I share by NFS
+<mingdao> How can you install Slackware on a NTFS filesystem?
+<mingdao> How do you expect it to run?
+<slackytude-nfs> it runs
+<slackytude-nfs> heh
+<slackytude-nfs> just not very well
+<slackytude-nfs> like, it will start everything in rc.d
+<slackytude-nfs> coz everything is marked executable
+<slackytude-nfs> but I shall nuke the NTFS and use ext4 or sumthing
+<slackytude-nfs> but still I like this
+<slackytude-nfs> alrite
+<slackytude-nfs> gonna kill the ntfs drive now
+<slackytude-nfs> see ya
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:12:09 UTC 
+%
+<Twayne> what about when your keyboard is in ALL CAPS?! :P
+<SelfishMan> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY KEYBAORD
+<SelfishMan> EXCEPT SOMEONE REVERSED MY 'A' AND 'O' KEYS
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:57:15 UTC 
+%
+06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that code in
+this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not* want to see the
+literal code again, if it is not escaped.
+                 Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel log of
+today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks to spook
+06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join the
+exiles
+06:35 < init[1]> o_O
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:07:12 UTC 
+%
+< DonQuixote> heh
+< Sancho_Panza> DonQuixote: soy el hombre de la mancha
+< DonQuixote> yep
+* Sancho_Panza gets DonQuixote's horse ready
+< vastina> the fuck...?
+< vastina> am i in slackware?
+< DonQuixote> no
+< straterra> No
+< wayne_> I think it is a lenovo g530
+* DonQuixote rides towards the wind mills
+* Sancho_Panza follows along
+< vastina> wow
+< mingdao> wayne_: is that what you saw in the lshal output?
+* vastina walks away
+< fire|bird> vastina: nope, you're in #ubuntu in disquise.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:16:21 UTC 
+%
+nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless once you
+start learning bash
+<slackytude> bash seems pointless, once you start learning ubuntu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:39:33 UTC 
+%
+< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaYOpbgieU
+< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s
+< thrice`> wow,
+* jeev holds out his beating stick
+< jeev> wow what ?
+< thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev
+< straterra> (with stupidity)
+< jeev> i'm honored
+< jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with stupid
+comments
+< straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran down the
+crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress
+< jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha
+< jeev> you're funny.
+< straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already.
+< jeev> sarcasm works both ways
+< deco> leave jeev  alone! :(
+< straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways' you
+mean.
+< jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to step away to
+his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags and putting new ons
+< jeev> ones
+< jeev> it's like this every day
+< straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you?
+< jeev> welcome to my fag list
+< straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:35:25 UTC 
+%
+< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
+Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:      #1) Respect the
+privacy of others.     #2) Think before you type.     #3) With great power comes
+great responsibility.  [sudo] password for dravekx:  dravekx is not in the
+sudoers file.  This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$
+< Dravekx_> BAHAHAHAHA
+< Dravekx_> WTF is all that
+< Dravekx_> my own server reported me.
+< Dravekx_> lol
+< enmerkar> Dravekx_: man sudo, man sudoers
+< Dravekx_> lol
+< Dravekx_> ok Im just lost
+< Dravekx_> I think I need to read more before i venture into linux.
+< Dravekx_> im going back to windows.
+< Dravekx_> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:51:11 UTC 
+%
+<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf, will i
+findhappiness in slack ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:31:20 UTC 
+%
+<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode.
+<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called
+<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x
+<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty?
+<mrselfpwn> and tty
+<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no.
+<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network
+<mrselfpwn> oh i understand
+<spook> yeah.
+<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the
+server.
+* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware
+<metrofox> hi there!
+<spook> metrofox: hey!
+<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello
+<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn
+<metrofox> what's going on guys? =)
+<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back.
+<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic...
+<mrselfpwn> ;D
+<metrofox> :P
+<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over
+the network.
+<spook> loooooool.
+<mrselfpwn> XD
+<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC 
+%
+< Scuzz> fire|bird, you try vbatts 4.3.2 yet ?
+< Scuzz> nice and stable still i take it ?
+< mancha> what does vbatts do?
+< deco> build kde packages
+< deco> :)
+< Scuzz> lol
+< Scuzz> yeah
+< mancha> ah heh. thought that was an app: vbatts version 4.3.2
+< deco> ....
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for example?
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: like? I did init.d/smbd start
+< Zordrak> O_O
+< Zordrak> adriyel: what OS are you running?
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: GTFO!
+< mancha> should do summit like /etc/rc.d/rc.samb...
+< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24 19:33:52 EDT
+2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
+< mancha> init.d sounds like redcrap or summit
+< Zordrak> GET THE HELL OUT NOW
+< adriyel> lmao!
+< Scuzz> lol
+* deco gets his beating stick out
+< adriyel> Zordrak: fuck off troll, I'm here because I don't like Redhat.
+< Zordrak> no.. stop laughing and get walking
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware.  Go ask somebody
+else.  We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up.
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: that's a nice excuse, but I'll leave anyway.
+< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is excellent.
+Obviously something has changed that.
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth.  You'll get a better
+answer somewheres else.
+< rogersman> dumb-ass questions?
+< Zordrak> just.. just.. no.p
+< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just isn't ours.
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses doesn't
+change that.
+< Zordrak> i have no words..
+< deco> adriyel: make me some lunch and GTFO
+* Zordrak takes a VDU break
+-!- adriyel [i=adriyel@anapnea.net] has left ##slackware []
+deco> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:00 UTC 
+%
+ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's parents..
+while on acid... and naked
+ninjabox - oh man
+ninjabox - sometimes I shouldn't hit enter
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:21:15 UTC 
+%
+< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda put in
+the position to do it
+< ninjabox> when I lived in mexico, I got around very well
+< ArmChairWarrior> thats what she said
+< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't at all
+< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends, it comes
+out =P
+< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to german food
+< ArmChairWarrior> its usually vomit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:33:28 UTC 
+%
+<spook> i need a girl friend...
+<ananke> spook: so quit looking
+<Camarade_Tux> who uses slackware and codes in ocaml? xD
+<spook> ananke: its been 12 hours since i last had sex.
+<ananke> spook: and?
+<spook> thats too long!
+<Camarade_Tux> you had sex during the beginnning of the afternoon?
+<spook> no, at 6am
+<Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living?
+<spook> west
+<Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :)
+<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a girlfriend)
+
+_one_hour_later_
+
+<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my meals :D
+<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you just said
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:48 UTC 
+%
+slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I
+just type in "override" like in movies?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC 
+%
+< spook> i've had a few females that couldnt get enough meat.
+< spook> [ in bed ]
+< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to satisfy
+them.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:06:34 UTC 
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yeah, I need propaganda material
+<slackytude|evil> Camarade_Tux, for what?
+<Camarade_Tux> t-shirt, hoodies, strings, mugs, condoms!
+<deco> Camarade_Tux: thongs ?
+<slackytude|evil> condoms?
+<Camarade_Tux> deco: yeah, slackware ones :)
+<slackytude|evil> slackware condoms?
+<spider1010> pass out slackware condoms.
+<slackytude|evil> that doesnt sound right, somehow
+<deco> Camarade_Tux: ok wear that on friday....
+<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yes, sure ;)
+<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: the safest and most stable ones :)
+<slackytude|evil> lol
+<Camarade_Tux> deco: ^^^
+<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware would be
+microsoft
+<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware symbol
+they get horny
+<spider1010> lol
+<fire|bird> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:37:59 UTC 
+%
+spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a bit. before
+ultimately becoming limp.
+spracklin - er
+spracklin - caio
+spracklin <<< [anon@<server redacted>] quits [Quit: ]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:03:11 UTC 
+%
+* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido"
+<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC 
+%
+jeev: wow
+jeev: the only person who said i was nice ended up being a weirdo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:41:34 UTC 
+%
+< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It would
+take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more than 1 minute
+lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and ozone layer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:31 UTC 
+%
+straterra - pao bu!
+straterra - Go running!
+drijen - lol
+straterra - this shit is really fun
+drijen - probably why its so effective
+straterra - i can say water..or food
+straterra - 87%..not too bad for midnight
+drijen - gj
+andarius - the 13% error may get a rubber chicken stuck in your butt :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:31:26 UTC 
+%
+<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains each
+installation cd?
+<slackytude> the packages dont contain the cd, the cd contains packages
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:53:40 UTC 
+%
+<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between Zordrak and
+his French Roast
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:12:11 UTC 
+%
+< humbaba> wft
+< humbaba> $ ls
+< humbaba> craplja.was.here.txt
+< humbaba> $
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:54:22 UTC 
+%
+< valkenar> Do I have to relogin to have group changes take effect?
+< fire|bird> yes
+< BP{k}> yes
+< spider1010> yep
+< NaCl> apparently
+< antler> sometimes?
+< hiptobecubic> absolutely
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768
+                                        Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:34:08 UTC 
+%
+13:17  * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to eat 200k
+of bandwidth ...
+13:17 < jkwood> It's a very efficient compression system.
+13:18 < jkwood> It carries along enough excess to plug the leaks in your
+intertubes,  like that slime stuff for yuor tires.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:29:09 UTC 
+%
+13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of blackness
+with extra stupidity
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:13:26 UTC 
+%
+< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working on
+firefox and uh...
+< beatzz> im getting a segmentation fault when I ./libflashplayer.so
+< beatzz> even as root
+< rk4n3> dude, you don't run it
+< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart firefox
+fire|bird watches beatzz facepalm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:33:20 UTC 
+%
+<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than
+visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail
+<fatalnix1995> odd
+<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message?
+<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC 
+%
+* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot
+* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot
+< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how
+the Big Bang really happened.  He hasn't gone back since.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC 
+%
+< Yaakov> ******************
+< Yaakov> gah
+< Yaakov> *********************************
+< SpaceHobo> ***************
+< brian> AHHHH THE CHINESE ARE ATTACKING
+< cdlu>
+< Yaakov> ************
+<jess^> <redacted>
+<jess^> <redacted>
+< brian> THERES TOO MANY OF THEM ITS EVERY MAN FOR YOURSELF
+<jess^> <redacted>
+< tarpman> TURN THE FLEET AROUND
+
+redacted_ignore.pl ftw
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:35 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a distraction
+going so I can slip out?
+< rob0> Um ... you cannot slip out, by definition. You are CaptObviousman.
+< rob0> /nick NotSoObviousSlipman
+< rob0> try that, might help
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:06:17 UTC 
+%
+<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less than
+the weight of the woman.
+* HoopyCat summons the HST to take a portrait of your mother
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:41:17 UTC 
+%
+<dellwood> zomg
+<dellwood> it worked
+<dellwood> thanks so much you guys ^_^
+<dellwood> i love the linux community because its so helpful :D
+* dellwood kisses spook
+<spook> dellwood: thanks for actually listening to our help.
+<mishehu> oooh spook and dellwood sitting in a tree...
+<dellwood> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:34:55 UTC 
+%
+< zerosoul13> init[1]: i use pidgin for every account i have
+< spook> sigh
+< spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee
+< zerosoul13> ok
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ?
+< zerosoul13> let me do that
+< init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ?
+< zerosoul13> ok
+< init[1]> omg!
+< spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban.
+< init[1]> spook: oops soory
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back
+< zerosoul13> ok
+< zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool
+< init[1]> :)
+< spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in that file,
+if you didnt already realise that
+< zerosoul13> i just did
+< zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up
+< zerosoul13> holy smokes!
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784
+                                        Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:51:33 UTC 
+%
+< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo."
+< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so.  That's a Unix thing."
+< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo."
+< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC 
+%
+< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB  when i created my user account from root, I chose
+login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that...
+< init[1]> alreadygone: check /etc/passwd | grep yourname
+< init[1]> s/check/cat/
+< alreadygone> nothing came up
+< alreadygone> did a    cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname
+< init[1]> omg!
+< init[1]> alreadygone: your username
+< alreadygone> what?
+< guax> jeesus
+< alreadygone> oh crap
+< guax> need to quote that
+< guax> aeaeuheahuaeuheuhea
+< init[1]> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:44:20 UTC 
+%
+< Tightbunz> I still wet my bed!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:32:25 UTC 
+%
+< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the
+source code.
+< Zordrak> :)
+< spook> Zordrak: :)
+< init[1]> toastytoast: what if ,you don't have the compiler?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:10:55 UTC 
+%
+glphvgacs : is there any x86-64 optimized version of slackware?
+kitche : umm what do you think slackware64 is?
+maybe : 13.0
+BP{k} : kitche: it's for those halfbaked 128bits computers ;)
+glphvgacs : kitche: could be ppc64, no?
+BP{k} : *sigfh*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:22:22 UTC 
+%
+<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night.  We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and
+my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based.  They were telling
+me that it would confuse the customer.
+<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive
+<drijen> lmao
+<Kumo> I was mad, too.  "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing.  It's
+fucking LINUX!"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC 
+%
+fire|bird : later macavity
+macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me
+fire|bird"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC 
+%
+:::: You're now known as init[1]
+:::: s0d0!n=(hostmask removed) has joined ##slackware
+< tank-man> is the [0] index your way of saying you are away? :)
+< tank-man> i think there is a channel rule about that
+< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in trouble,
+what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some irc clients have
+< mancha> Pigpen, try it
+:::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away
+:::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy
+:::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned: please turn
+off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this
+channel...same thing for if you've manually set
+      yourself to 'away'.  The channel doesn't need to know and you can always
+SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'.
+< BP{k}> mancha++ ;)
+< init[1]> lol
+< mancha> morning fun  :P
+:::: Apok!n=element@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware
+< thrice`> kids these days :)
+:::: Pig_Pen!n=anyuser@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware
+< BP{k}> Pig_Pen: Uhm, and you were saying?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797
+                                        Added: Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:06 UTC 
+%
+< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king, which in
+turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat , leading me to eat
+ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798
+                                        Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:51:06 UTC 
+%
+<+macavity> nn fellows :-)
+<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay women
+<+macavity> ok, the one who noobfarms that one dies :P
+* eviljames noobfarms
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799
+                                        Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:15:16 UTC 
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> ok, I'll have to go soon if I don't want to have troubles
+removing some hairy 20cm-long thing from my ass on tomorrow morning :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:22:17 UTC 
+%
+<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that could have
+overwritten anything? did you do a full install?
+<candinho> yes i did, like the readme  and install told to do
+<candinho> ./configure make , sudo make install
+<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current is at
+2.14.7) so there's your origin
+<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm, etc...
+<Pig_Pen> beat me to it
+<candinho> yes i instaled cairo, updated pango glib2 and gmm
+<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that, it will
+break things
+<candinho> glimm gtkmm
+<Pig_Pen> go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
+<candinho> ahuahauahu
+<candinho> but my linux is still working
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:21:10 UTC 
+%
+<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the first
+time, it has been announced.
+<deco> :o
+<deco> i can like almost touch messi's penis now :o
+<chopp> wtf....dude.
+<Camarade_Tux> hahahahaha :P
+<Scuzz> lol
+<Camarade_Tux> I think we're producing far too many noobfarm quotes :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:42:53 UTC 
+%
+<+fire|bird> eh, it's not that great, certainly nothing to brag about. :P
+<+deco> that's what she said
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:13:42 UTC 
+%
+<deco> My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805
+                                        Added: Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:04:06 UTC 
+%
+( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China, I wont be
+able to connect to my box and signal for help.
+(15:53:59) ( Zordrak) \o/
+(15:53:59) Zordrak gets the kidnappers on the blower
+(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll know
+that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility.
+(15:55:26) Zordrak will just RMA the screen
+(15:55:39) ( CcSsNET) lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:05:12 UTC 
+%
+* Alan_Hicks is a manipulative bitch.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:54:20 UTC 
+%
+<straterra> and... home
+<straterra> 14 hours after i left this morn
+<drijen> viagra?
+<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's involved?
+<fred> Wait, never mind, silly question.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:09:03 UTC 
+%
+thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system
+because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens
+filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything
+lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot?
+bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change.
+lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade?
+lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm
+thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed
+thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for
+sda1 but it changed sda3 as well
+bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm
+lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm
+bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy.
+bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar)
+bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC 
+%
+<arethusa> http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html
+wait, Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails?
+<drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything
+<arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P
+<drijen> aye, easily corrupted
+<drijen> should have called em .pol files
+<arethusa> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:08:58 UTC 
+%
+<WilliamC> I remember when the entire internet got DDOSed.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:21:58 UTC 
+%
+< jess^> yay, resizing dicks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:36:42 UTC 
+%
+acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e.
+ash@foo.org if its $7
+acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification.
+kingbeowulf: "man awk"
+kingbeowulf: "awk man"
+kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero
+acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC 
+%
+<MrWGW> I on the other hand am deeply talented
+<MrWGW> btw
+<MrWGW> do any of you have any skill at interpreting traceroutes?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:53:16 UTC 
+%
+In #kde ...
+
+<bulent>        i need help
+<bulent>        can some one click on this to tell me if my server working
+http://192.168.1.2/
+<same>          this ip can't be reached from internt
+<pinotree>      bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses
+<bulent>        yeah but my original ip
+<alienBOB>      I fail to see the KDE relevance ?
+<bulent>        apache server on kde
+<same>          on top of linux actually
+<bulent>        thats right
+<same>          kde is desktop environment
+<bulent>        not on top
+<bulent>        beside
+<pinotree>      bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has nothing to
+do with kde?
+<bulent>        ok
+<bulent>        hi everyone
+<pinotree>      (still in #kde...)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:44:19 UTC 
+%
+<+straterra> Wait..you people use usenet to read...news?
+<+BP{k}> straterra: yes, unlike your frequent visits to
+alt.fan.erotica.rancid.furry-creatures.
+<+straterra> dude
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:06:01 UTC 
+%
+<SiegeX> Clit Eatswood would be a sick girl's name
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:39:12 UTC 
+%
+( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry
+Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than
+"whois"
+( deco)  i hope so
+( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC 
+%
+antiwire: First rule of screen club; don't talk about screen.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:52:04 UTC 
+%
+antiwire: but he's running windows
+sahilsk: window explorer in slackware??
+antiwire: there's a windows installer
+antiwire: sahilsk: you said it.
+antiwire: so explain now
+sahilsk: nooo
+sahilsk: i didn't
+dissociative: he meant internet browser
+antiwire: good god.
+sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there??
+sahilsk: :D
+antiwire: oh my god.
+antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life.").
+dissociative: :|
+dissociative: we like to keep it simple
+agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows?
+qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/
+sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah
+sahilsk: it's pure SW
+sahilsk: nothing else.
+***agentc0re is lost
+sahilsk: lol
+sahilsk: :D
+agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then?  explain the
+confusion.
+sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F"
+macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ?
+agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's.
+sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now.
+sahilsk: ok, one more question.
+dissociative: whoah
+sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet
+agentc0re: macman_: What..teh?
+sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere.
+macman_: agentc0re: ?
+***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year
+sahilsk: any idea how  can i make it work in sw
+macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it
+
+** Few minutes later...
+
+agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know
+what noobfarm is.  Oh the beauty.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827
+                                        Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC 
+%
+<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on that box.
+<MLanden> Urchlay, what rez?
+<Urchlay> Xv works, including fullscreen mplayer that doesn't skip
+<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200 on that
+card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to admit the monitor
+could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy water and custom ModeLines
+in xorg.conf
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:18:46 UTC 
+%
+<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian will
+install it?
+<valdyn> cmacis: which .deb?
+<Kamping_Kaiser> sacrifice a goat
+<korhojoa> :D
+<cmacis> http://packages.debian.org/squeeze/unetbootin
+<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you or the
+guy supplying it does not use debian properly
+<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb> <name of
+goat>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:37:23 UTC 
+%
+<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..."
+<+straterra> That's Winamp..
+<+straterra> Idiot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC 
+%
+<+straterra> It puts the lotion on its skin..
+<+straterra> Or else it gets the gag again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:43:55 UTC 
+%
+agentc0re: i'd laugh if he kicked himself.
+fire|bird: lol
+fire|bird left the room (Kicked by bleeding|edge (Spark fyrir reglubrot
+(repeat:1 total:1))).
+fire|bird [n=fire|bir@unaffiliated/firebird619] entered the room.
+mode (+o fire|bird ) by ChanServ
+mode (+v fire|bird ) by bleeding|edge
+agentc0re: The irony
+fire|bird: no, but I just did. :P
+fire|bird: damn
+fire|bird: It said in the script I was immune from that. :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:50 UTC 
+%
+rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak english
+at all :(
+agentc0re: it works fine on 13.0 though.
+spook: rhynnah: we dont speak english
+agentc0re: rhynnah: eh?  i don't know what the hell you're trying to say.
+spook: rhynnah: we speak slackwish
+rhynnah: i see...
+acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go in, no
+words can come out
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:59:51 UTC 
+%
+acidchild: i need to cut my hair too sigh
+acidchild: i could probably clean my ass with my hair atm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:04:11 UTC 
+%
+<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the
+format ...
+<twkm> "+ ..."
+<twkm> word splitting you know.
+<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument
+<geirha> :)
+<twkm> of course not.
+<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu.
+<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :)
+<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar".  oops, you use gnu,
+yer fucked, fix all scripts.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC 
+%
+<Dougdoug4> I'm not Burger King
+<Dougdoug4> and I'll be DAMNED
+<Dougdoug4> if you have it your way
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:17:13 UTC 
+%
+< IPv6Freely> I  got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping for Rock
+Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg.
+< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that fucker just
+made $4.85 off me! >:(
+< Plazma-Rooolz> i think this qualifies fora  FFFFUUUU
+< Jenkens> lol
+< tanner> bleh
+< Tophat> hahahahahhahahahhaha
+< ^Michael> owned
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:20:08 UTC 
+%
+<hiptobecubic> firefox keep segfaulting
+...
+<hiptobecubic> hfjardim, won't that tank your profile also?
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: It sure will, bookmarks, everything.
+<hiptobecubic> it's even crashing in -safe-mode
+<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and give it a
+go.
+...
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just ~/.mozilla
+then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing that, backup first,
+then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it all back.
+...
+<Pig_Pen> at least save the bookmarks.html if nothing else
+...
+<hiptobecubic> moving .mozilla didn't solve anything
+...
+<hiptobecubic> god this is like being back in 2007
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain site,
+when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly?
+<hiptobecubic> randomly
+<fire|bird> straced it?
+<hiptobecubic> oh goddamnit
+<hiptobecubic> i killed my ff profile
+<fire|bird> did you backup first?
+<hiptobecubic> well i thought so
+<hiptobecubic> well shit.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:28:17 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> I'm debating if I want to go to this party tonight
+< ninjabox> Will there be troubled girls just begging to be deflowered?
+< ninjabox> sry, wasn't supposed to hit enter
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:06:16 UTC 
+%
+< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd
+like it to be my decision
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847
+                                        Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC 
+%
+<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger...  But yet i
+use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac = i hate myself and
+i didn't know it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:35:41 UTC 
+%
+slackwarebob: I can't believe what a piece of crap FF is.
+slackwarebob: you look at it and it crashes.
+...
+slackwarebob: crashes at startup while loading previously open session.
+slackwarebob: which was running fine for 3 days.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:30 UTC 
+%
+<Plazma-Rooolz> what can i use instead of eggs?
+<xnyx> little white orbs ejected from the chickens ass...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:12:02 UTC 
+%
+<+fire|bird> !pants agentc0re
+<@AgentAnderson>  agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the
+ground!
+<+agentc0re> \0/
+<+agentc0re> |`|  <-- no pants..
+<+Scuzz> lol
+<+chopp> |\| would have looked better. :P
+<+agentc0re> but it's leaning the other way. |/|
+<+agentc0re> to the right.  :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851
+                                        Added: Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:46:08 UTC 
+%
+<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a bunch more
+abortions
+<+acidchild> CHEAATT
+<@sativa_> there are soooo many recipes online
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:03:48 UTC 
+%
+In #bash ...
+
+<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now
+<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds
+<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language
+that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh
+<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters
+<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names
+<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master
+script if that's at all possible.
+<rmrfslash> I can't
+<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh
+<tuxdev> or use bash -c ""
+<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a
+report file in XML
+<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done
+<rmrfslash> or been asked to do
+<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :)
+<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether
+<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding
+<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc
+<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean
+<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code"
+<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that
+writes XML
+<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski
+<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy
+<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh
+<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ...
+<rmrfslash> lol
+<slava_dp> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC 
+%
+< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by slackware
+developer ?
+< manhunter> what do the slackware developer do ?
+<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can not
+volunteer
+< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as developers
+< manhunter> ?
+<@alienBOB> Sure
+< manhunter> what's the process to choose?
+< manhunter> how do they choose?
+< BP{k}> it involves lemons
+<@alienBOB> It is a secret
+< TheGroove> Lemons, and a party.
+< dive> and a cup
+< pseudonymous> cake, it's all about cake
+<@alienBOB> That is only after you've been chosen
+< BP{k}> the cake is a lie!
+< Camarade_Tux> I think I don't want to know the details ^^
+< XGizzmo_> There is no spoon
+<@alienBOB> We tried
+<@alienBOB> It hurt too much
+< BP{k}> alienBOB: is that why rworkman walked funny for a couple of days?
+< dive> well that bash beat me
+<@alienBOB> Actually Alan_Hicks was the victim
+< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What the..
+damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:22:28 UTC 
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK!
+<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC 
+%
+Delahunt| stupid question ... the intel i7 processor is an i786?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:56:50 UTC 
+%
+<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack running
+in Qemu running on Slackware64-current.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:49:37 UTC 
+%
+<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for Linux!
+<newbie2010> are they crazy or what
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:56:37 UTC 
+%
+Channel window fail ;-)
+
+<<     antiwire>> like how a wonderbra shapes those titties
+<<     antiwire>> oh shit.
+<<         dive>> haha
+<<      break19>> uh ok
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:58:09 UTC 
+%
+fire|bird: you must have tiny hands, I didn't feel a thing.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:25:48 UTC 
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a lot of
+actual quotes :-)
+<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that< many quotes
+to spam noobfarm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:17:58 UTC 
+%
+< BP{k}> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438
+< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and chat with
+frequently, it could aid stalkers?
+< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently, you're doing
+it wrong.
+< BP{k}> jkwood: that never stopped us from taking to straterra. ;)
+< straterra> You've got it wrong
+< straterra> If you've talked to me, I'm not stalking you
+< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the wall,
+your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well lubricated
+and sore...I'm stalking you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:27:29 UTC 
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> but remember, I still have to buy my cockring :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:30:29 UTC 
+%
+nix_chix0r ships free samples of ExtenZe
+<Camarade_Tux> nope, no need for it here
+<Camarade_Tux> you know, without balls, it's pretty useless anyway :-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:33:12 UTC 
+%
+* mag0o pumps fist in the air
+* Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist
+<+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:41:18 UTC 
+%
+Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink.
+Cann0n * fails
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:25:16 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:57:25 UTC 
+%
+< PufferFish> Linux is for retrds
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:49:39 UTC 
+%
+<gavin___> WARNING:  Package has not been created with 'makepkg'
+<gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed.
+<alisonken1noc> what was the command you used exactly?
+<gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz
+<gavin___> but it was a txz.asc
+<gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:35:02 UTC 
+%
+< nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing,
+/var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty?
+< alienBOB> nathanbw: enable logging then?
+< nathanbw> alienBOB, sweet. How?
+< alienBOB> Edit the freaking conf file
+* jkwood logs alienBOB
+* alienBOB hits jkwood with a log
+* pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:02:17 UTC 
+%
+<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere on the
+net?
+<jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com
+* jkwood rolls his eyes
+<thrice`> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876
+                                        Added: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:34:31 UTC 
+%
+Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but i was too
+drunk to get it up
+Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877
+                                        Added: Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:11:05 UTC 
+%
+<Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13
+<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used for
+testing the next release of slackware
+<Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware
+<Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling
+<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware 13.0. And
+I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you are an experienced
+Slacker
+<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this
+(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in your blog ,
+can I use it?
+<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0
+<alienBOB> It even says so in that article
+<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:31:08 UTC 
+%
+<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called alienBOB
+making scripts and shit
+<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working for them
+<DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed
+<DeputyDERPDERP> true story
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:52:56 UTC 
+%
+<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you know where
+I could ask for NM support?
+* NaCl braces himself
+<+Delahunt> what is NM?
+<+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico?
+<+NaCl> NetworkManager
+<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##gnome or some shit.
+<+Alan_Hicks> #someshit may be the correct channel.
+<+NaCl> #someshit is not actually a channel here. :P
+<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##someshit.
+<+NaCl> Nope.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager.
+* Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:31:23 UTC 
+%
+< ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal
+< jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5.
+< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand binary
+and those who not.
+< jkwood> I agree.
+< jkwood> And you're definitely one of them.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:02:54 UTC 
+%
+< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I shall now
+more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and much appreciated
+< rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway?
+< rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all.
+< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if it *were*
+based on Slackware)
+< Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat
+< rworkman> Tough shit.
+< Yanzie> So I came here, get over it?
+< rworkman> I'll try to get over it.
+-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
+-!- Yanzie was kicked from ##slackware by rworkman [Yanzie]
+-!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman
+< rworkman> There.  I'm over it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:47:11 UTC 
+%
+< byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars?
+< rworkman> You don't swallow.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:57:45 UTC 
+%
+< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the vsftp
+service?
+< rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't.
+< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but still...
+< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will cause
+it to start at boot?
+< Azeotrope> i know ssh does
+< BP{k}> ...
+< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is still not
+encrypted.
+< Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup?
+< rworkman> *whoosh*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:29:50 UTC 
+%
+-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has joined
+##slackware
+< Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with slackware
+can any body to help me to setup it
+< sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/
+< Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has joined
+##slackware
+-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has quit
+[Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
+< Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body to help
+me to repair it
+< brainvision> have you got a network manager installed?
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes  , ican access other device as eyh0 but i can
+not use wireless
+< brainvision> what network mamanger do you use?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it?
+< brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware
+< brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware..
+< brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
+< brainvision> are you with the current?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
+< brainvision> uname -r what it says to you?
+< brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel
+< brainvision> I think you should try the huge one..
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ??
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees it & love
+slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now
+< brainvision> uname -r
+< brainvision> tell me the output please
+< brainvision> :)
+< brainvision> and try to follow me..
+ * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show
+< brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :)
+< sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx
+< brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his chipset..
+< brainvision> sahk0: no?
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the generic or the
+huge kernel?
+< brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it
+< brainvision> :)
+< brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using?
+< brainvision> ok
+< TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your current
+kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded already. If it
+doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell shipped your machine
+with an incompatible wireless card.
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want  to install slackware i pressed
+inter to load kernel
+< brainvision> I pressed inter?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press inter or f2
+< brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better solution..
+< brainvision> if you know how to do it..
+< TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v
+< TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine.
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root
+< TheGroove> This is taking too long.
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has quit
+[Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
+< brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack
+< brainvision> :)
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+< brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker
+< brainvision> :)
+< brainvision> so?
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host]
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing
+< brainvision> ???
+< brainvision> what did you do?
+< brainvision> first of all..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v
+< brainvision> lspci
+< brainvision> lspci -v
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root!
+< Blue-Slacker> ok
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key..
+< brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right!
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( subsystem :
+Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card
+< TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of information.
+< brainvision> TheGroove: :)
+< TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now
+< TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution.
+< TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/
+< brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+< brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM
+< brainvision> :)
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error:
+Connection reset by peer]
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware []
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now..
+< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
+802.11b/g (rev
+< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
+< brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info on lspci?
+< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
+802.11b/g (rev
+< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now
+< brainvision> somethin like BCM4312
+< brainvision> I think..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211  107059 2 B43. mac 80211
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about
+< brainvision> a stupid question..
+< brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down in the
+preferences?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0
+< brainvision> only 1 is allowed
+< brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< brainvision> go www.pastebin.com
+< brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg
+< brainvision> as root
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any thing to
+copy it to pastebin
+< brainvision> yes no problem
+< brainvision> but I think your wireless should work
+< brainvision> I can't see where the problem is..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : YOU MUST GO
+TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent frimware for this driver
+version
+< brainvision> ah ah
+< brainvision> here we go
+< brainvision> :)
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ?
+< brainvision> what?
+< brainvision> the solution..!!!
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+< brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org
+< brainvision> ????
+< brainvision>  pardon..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download
+< brainvision>
+http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase it lost
+charge
+< brainvision> ac power?
+< sahk0> someone should noobfarm him
+< sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:54:26 UTC 
+%
+rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and
+the OS.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC 
+%
+<jkwood> vbatts: ping
+<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D
+<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
+<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!!
+<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong....
+* thumbs flood pings rob0
+* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded")
+* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0
+* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again...
+<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you.
+<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC 
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again?
+<+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux
+* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe.  The display reads
+[27] seconds.
+<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the
+correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium
+and Germanium.
+<+lf4> lol
+<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
+* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
+<+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon
+<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
+-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson
+[snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)]
+* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra.  The display reads [24]
+seconds.
+<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the
+correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium,
+Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
+-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined
+##slackware-offtopic
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson
+<+lf4> Hahaha  this should be good
+<+Camarade_Tux> how did it react?
+<+fire|bird> you'll see
+<+Camarade_Tux>  ^^
+-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [*BOOM!*.
+(186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly painfull way)]
+<+lf4> hahahaha
+-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined
+##slackware-offtopic
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson
+<+fire|bird> hahahahahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:02:28 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works
+<Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:11:39 UTC 
+%
+< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like thrice` ;)
+* pprkut ducks
+* jkwood turkeys
+< rob0> Such fowl humor!
+< jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes?
+< jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment.
+< jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack.
+< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send me his
+bill.
+< rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess.
+< jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin.
+< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't affected
+my pidgeon.
+< rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about.
+< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, though.
+< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl drop it
+like it's hawk.
+< rob0> I flew the coop.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:41:53 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on the
+sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't turn it,
+so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt when I whacked
+my crotch on the seat :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:31 UTC 
+%
+<+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:57:20 UTC 
+%
+< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree i found
+only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake?
+< Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one?
+< thrice`> it's probably still uploading.  such bloat takes awhile, you know
+< thrice`> or, still compiling
+< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs update and
+the last -current update. ;)
+< BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;)
+< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled.  It's gotten
+so big even the source code is self-aware.
+< mancha> emacs compiles itself
+< thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs?
+< NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself?
+< mancha> emacs killed chuck norris
+< Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic
+< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely.  It's assumed that emacs is installed, given that
+it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove.
+< Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates
+< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware it runs
+on
+< Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey
+< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number of emacs
+packages is close to infinity
+< Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status?
+< Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf
+< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to sustain
+its hunger for human flesh.
+< mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running
+< NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once
+< mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics,
+irc-over-emacs still works
+< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks.  And quantum holes
+through space.
+< raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support
+< raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:08:33 UTC 
+%
+< rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :)
+< chess> rworkman: hey Robby!  :-)  how ya doin?
+< rworkman> chess: busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
+< XGizzmo> We need to go out and buy lotto tickets
+* jkwood brings out the lemon barrel
+< rworkman> hehe
+* rworkman is afraid to ask why jkwood has a lemon barrell.
+< jkwood> It's the ##slackware lemon barrel.
+< rworkman> ah
+< jkwood> For special occasions.
+< XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900
+                                        Added: Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:37:58 UTC 
+%
+<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work,
+etc.
+<+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:08:12 UTC 
+%
+<phrags> hey guys
+<Jessia> syug yeh
+<phrags> everything ok ?
+<Jessia> ? ko gnihtyreve
+<BP{k}> phrags: kick ban Jessia please :) and thanks :)
+<Jessia> ): sknaht dna ): esaelp aisseJ nab kcik :sgarhp
+<Zordrak> phrags: yeh. great(!)
+<Jessia> )!(taerg .hey :sgarhp
+* ChanServ gave operator status to phrag
+* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
+* Jessia left (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))
+<Zordrak> lol
+<surrounder> yay
+<phrags> someone beat me to it =P
+<Zordrak> too little too late buddy :)
+<Necos> woohoo!
+<Necos> oper-killed
+<phrags> well i did *just* get into work, give me a break =P
+
+in 3 minutes...
+
+* Guest85315 (~Star@60.52.107.88) joined ##slackware
+<phrags> removepkg, upgradepkg
+<Guest85315> gkpedargpu ,gkpevomer
+<Necos> holy hell
+<Guest85315> lleh yloh
+<Necos> it's back >.>
+<Guest85315> >.> kcab s'ti
+* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
+* phrags banned *!*@60.52.107.88
+* slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned)
+<phrags> i'll be here all day =P
+<surrounder> phrags saves the day!
+<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the
+same oper
+<surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:49:10 UTC 
+%
+<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude
+stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
+<ChunkySalsa> lol
+<ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am
+<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything
+<ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason
+<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be
+able to figure that out
+<phragmatic> thanks for the info =)
+<ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs
+<ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D
+<phragmatic> i don't care, as long as users are happy... get a life mate
+<ChunkySalsa> you are sad
+<ChunkySalsa> sad sad sad
+<ChunkySalsa> LOL
+<ChunkySalsa> hahahahahaha, thats funny
+<ChunkySalsa> you see that?
+<ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark
+<ChunkySalsa> <3
+<ChunkySalsa> epic fail
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:10:58 UTC 
+%
+<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full
+<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken
+so is
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:44:11 UTC 
+%
+<raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup
+<acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually
+<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd
+every time I went to sell it back
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:15:15 UTC 
+%
+<Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:39:57 UTC 
+%
+<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I
+think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe
+way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
+<Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers
+<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly
+have an error
+<Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it
+<rizitis> I am root
+<alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user
+<alisonken1noc> ok
+<Zordrak> then just open it with any editor
+<rizitis> as root
+<rizitis> ok I ll try thanks
+<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi
+and vim.
+<alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems
+<rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong...
+<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and
+ right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I
+kill it it stops..
+<alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode?
+<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode
+<rizitis> ops
+<rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912
+                                        Added: Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:02:09 UTC 
+%
+<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is
+deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
+<Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off
+<alisonken1home> at least it likes itself
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:32:39 UTC 
+%
+<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's
+already sitting on top of it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:46:50 UTC 
+%
+mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i
+cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer
+you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer"
+<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me
+<Skywise> i was worried about that
+* ron1n XD
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC 
+%
+< Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky.
+< SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it
+< Peng> And you still have to get the rifle in place.
+< SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van
+< Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans.
+< Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:42:44 UTC 
+%
+(WTF?!)
+
+"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed
+through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until
+there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a
+witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the
+rate of growth of its container."
+
+--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC 
+%
+<strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware
+<strato_> did you read and understand the whole code
+<KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:24:17 UTC 
+%
+<jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and
+       client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
+       works on all genders.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:48:22 UTC 
+%
+< binford2k> I'm such a dick
+< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
+< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
+< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:45:15 UTC 
+%
+* fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly
+< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
+<iceland> O RLY?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:33:38 UTC 
+%
+Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say
+sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her
+for details. |  raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her
+clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!!
+<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom
+<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK
+<+raela> *sexual
+<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening.
+<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime
+<+kethry> it is sexual
+...
+<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi
+<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english)
+...
+<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a
+quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual
+part at all but to the pain part
+<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the
+ass?
+<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean
+it
+...
+<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase.
+<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means,
+according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a
+pepper"
+<+fire|bird> wow
+<+raela> I think it just got worse
+<+BP{k}> HAHAHA
+<+raela> hahahaha
+<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?!
+<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good...
+<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC 
+%
+In unsolicited /msg...
+
+<ne7work> hello,
+<ne7work> can you unban me please :(
+<ne7work> i'm new user of slackware
+<ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:00:35 UTC 
+%
+< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened
+< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed
+< drecute> what could be wrong
+< drecute> any ideas pls
+< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port...
+< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure
+<@caker> wow :)
+< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P
+<@perihelion> Fail.
+< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25.
+The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port.
+<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln   <-- will show you what ports and addresses your
+Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening
+< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed
+<@caker> drecute: well there you go.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC 
+%
+< frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script
+because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:44:48 UTC 
+%
+< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says
+invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC 
+%
+< dKingston> google is down
+< dKingston> !down google.com
+< linbot> dKingston: It's just you.
+< dKingston> wat
+< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ alert. if
+your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404.
+<@Perihelion> Owned.
+< dKingston> :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:20:57 UTC 
+%
+< dustybin> alienBOB: are you a vim user?
+< alienBOB> dustybin: both vim and elvis
+< dustybin> ok!
+< alienBOB> On Windows, gvim is my default editor
+< jkwood> Using elvis kills babby seals.
+* alienBOB clubs jkwood
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 May 2010 20:53:30 UTC 
+%
+>>>>>> Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at
+   least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes,
+   drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest.
+   How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!!
+(+kethry) eviljames is a ponygirl?
+* kethry blinks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 May 2010 00:41:41 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of cock.. so.. rich
+bitch then?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 May 2010 01:59:06 UTC 
+%
+<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel patches
+that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is even available
+for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice looking desktop that will
+determine if linux is viable alternative to the general public
+<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements (or attics
+in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE looks like ass.
+<tsccof> lol
+<tsccof> my grandfather who is 72 runs Arch Linux
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 May 2010 08:08:09 UTC 
+%
+<hegemoOn> i will kill the former admin :) with -9
+<hegemoOn> :D
+<lhunath> that's not nice.  give him a chance to kill his children first.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 13:25:26 UTC 
+%
+twoshot_ : md5sum: slackware64-13.0-install-dvd.iso: Input/output error
+twoshot_ : Does this mean I need to redownload the file??
+slava_dp : lol
+twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished burning
+it..
+slava_dp : check dmesg for disk errors
+twoshot_ : slava: How do I do that?
+thrice` : twoshot_, btw, 13.1 will be out VerySoon :>
+Zordrak : twoshot_: type dmesg
+twoshot_ : dmesg
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 14:46:15 UTC 
+%
+<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one fails,
+the other should be sigkill'd. An array?
+<Wulf> flow4: if you know the number of childs, that will work
+<flow4> Wulf,  and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use the ECHILD
+error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that the only way?
+<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good idea.
+<aroach31291> lol
+<aroach31291> i was waiting for that
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 17:05:11 UTC 
+%
+eviljames: !8ball am I gay?
+AgentAnderson: eviljames: Of course.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:53 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200?  You know, the one
+who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird?  You know, the one you'd never look at
+twice if she's standing next to an even moderately attractive lady?
+<rworkman> | Well, flash is that girl.
+<rworkman> | She's the only one left, so you go home with her.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 May 2010 00:16:39 UTC 
+%
+<mancha> question: is ###channel the official ##channel channel or the
+unofficial #channel channel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 08:04:38 UTC 
+%
+<guax> backups? i like to live dangerously
+<guax> a.k.a. im too lousy to rsync
+<guax> lazy
+<guax> damn foreign language
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 20:28:17 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> | who has the balls to switch to windows?
+<alienBOB> | Azeotrope: why would one require balls for that?
+<alienBOB> | A lot of women run Windows too
+<Azeotrope> | a lot of men-with-one ball dual boot too
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950
+                                        Added: Sun, 16 May 2010 18:22:46 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> volkerdi: I modded rc.inet1 for iproute2 support
+< volkerdi> straterra: we know how to do that, thanks
+< volkerdi> does it replace ifconfig and route?
+< straterra> It uses iproute2, so yes.
+< volkerdi> bah
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 May 2010 21:45:10 UTC 
+%
+Scuzz : omg i just got raped
+ Scuzz : morning
+adrien : Scuzz: morning
+adrien : Scuzz: with lube?
+ Scuzz : rofl
+ Scuzz : i wish it was
+ Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me
+trhodes : haha
+  dive : o0
+ Scuzz : she must of stretched out
+ Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole
+  dive : haha
+ Scuzz : i flew out of the bed
+ Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 10:02:13 UTC 
+%
+<+spook> acidchild: too fucking lazy.
+<+spook> and busy
+<+Necos> mostly just lazy
+<+spook> no, busy
+<+spook> sucking black dongs all day
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 21:22:26 UTC 
+%
+<alexwizard> hello
+<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command to run
+xorg or other graphic mode ?
+<raela> startx
+<alexwizard> not work, command not found
+<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot to graphical
+<raela> er.. did you install X?
+<Vanger> Have you installed X?
+<thrice`> alexwizard, startx  gives you command not found?  did you install x/ ?
+<alexwizard> oo, no
+<alexwizard> ok
+<thrice`> o__O
+<thrice`> 'hi, why doesn't X start without me installing it?'
+<thrice`> :>
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 May 2010 15:00:43 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> I installed flightgear from Sbo but I cant find it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 13:26:39 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> i still can't find flight gear
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 14:09:03 UTC 
+%
+< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the
+grenades mentioned as well
+< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that.
+< FriedBob> lol
+< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear but i
+don't know how to play it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 11:55:01 UTC 
+%
+<+slackytude|evil> you lose like 2-8% of cpu processing due to overhead
+<+slackytude|evil> I/O performance loses more but is getting better
+<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high performance DB
+<+slackytude|evil> yet
+<+alisonken1home> slackytude, you'd be surprised :)
+<+slackytude|evil> alisonken1home, I tend to be
+<+slackytude|evil> OMG! Did I just say that?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 23:54:40 UTC 
+%
+In #kde:
+
+<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues
+<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you
+think, what can be the problem?
+<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice?
+<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote
+<Kalabok__> look
+<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled
+<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus?
+<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu?
+<Kalabok__> of course!
+<alienBOB> Guessed as much
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969
+                                        Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC 
+%
+<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week..   the best
+thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's easier
+<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought it was
+easier and faster than windows
+<mako-dono> coming from vista
+<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside...  she
+said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970
+                                        Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:06:26 UTC 
+%
+<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled)
+Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0
+...
+<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where
+you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section
+with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10"
+<alisonken1home> then logout/login
+<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>"
+<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :)
+...
+<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config,
+restarted, but same thing
+<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat
+<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it?
+<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes.
+<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine?
+<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that
+<Azeotrope> ...
+<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971
+                                        Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC 
+%
+< Zordrak> LOL #1960 -> #1961 -> #1964
+< slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :)
+< surrounder> haha
+< Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded
+< straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:05:26 UTC 
+%
+<elench> mmm what happened to #slackbuild
+<slackytude> #slackbuilds
+<elench> thx
+<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in slackbuilds
+<Delahunt> because it's in slackware-whatever/source/n/
+<elench> so is apachetop and thats in slackbuilds
+<mancha> no, if it is in the official slackware distrib it is NOT in
+slackbuilds.org
+<elench> http://slackbuilds.org/repository/13.1/system/apachetop/
+<mancha> ok and find it in the official distrib now
+<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be in
+slackware
+<elench> adaptr either is httpd and thats in sourcetree
+<mancha> elench did you suffer head injury as a child?
+<chopp> no shit
+<elench> mancha yes how did you know.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973
+                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:30:39 UTC 
+%
+Azeotrope : Does anyone have a slackbuild for Qt3?
+alienBOB : Slackware has
+Azeotrope : don't kill me, but i can't find qt3
+  mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir?
+ thrice` : http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/
+alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
+ thrice` :
+http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz
+Azeotrope : alienBOB:
+Azeotrope : thrice`:
+ thrice` : Azeotrope,
+Azeotrope : it's the fourth or fifthj time i ask for a package
+ thrice` : poor thing
+  mancha : tenth time's the charm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974
+                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:08:49 UTC 
+%
+# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)'
+
+06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork.
+06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
+06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature.
+it let's you choose the country
+06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in
+kde3-compat but:
+06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK
+06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3
+while you're running kde4?
+06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same
+error with other apps
+06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky
+06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found
+appears when i try to install TorK
+06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia
+06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps?
+slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I
+will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo?
+18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce
+18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for
+kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it
+18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork,
+not tor.
+18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on
+slackware?
+slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia
+or tork?
+20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware
+20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ?
+20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR
+20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in
+(sl)apt-get install tork?
+
+# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975
+                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC 
+%
+<Zordrak> omg. Windows Update stopped working.. check online for a
+solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go to
+Windows Update and install them then try again.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:07:54 UTC 
+%
+< Cann0n> mishehu: i've been using ati for about 12 years now
+< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as ati
+drivers
+< evanton> Cann0n: did you count them? :)
+< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big numbers :)
+< Cann0n> evanton: fuck you. /ignored
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:47:45 UTC 
+%
+< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches to
+hotshot mode and I over look the important things
+< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I didnt
+reread everything
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:24:13 UTC 
+%
+( dartmouth) im 32 bit
+( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does:
+        "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show?
+( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1,
+            aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1
+( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^
+( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit
+( BP{k}) *sigh*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC 
+%
+< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues in linux
+that im now ignorant to it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:20:03 UTC 
+%
+<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg ,
+anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason)
+<alisonken1noc> not sure - that was before my first slackware cd purchase
+<Zordrak> it would appear to be a duck-billed platypus
+<Zordrak> Famous for being one of only two mammals that lay eggs
+<Zordrak> Whether that's significant or not I don't know.
+<Scuzz> lol
+<Scuzz> thats what happens when ducks and penguins have sex
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:57:54 UTC 
+%
+< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I download it?
+< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there was a way
+to find it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990
+                                        Added: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:27:13 UTC 
+%
+<adrien> crocket: take a look at mesa.SlackBuild
+<crocket> adrien : There is no mesa.SlackBuild in slackbuilds.org
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991
+                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:59:26 UTC 
+%
+< ioan> hi. can ssh tunneling be made over udp?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:01 UTC 
+%
+<leontopod> vesa is just an extra layer of crap, right?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:51:28 UTC 
+%
+<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right?
+<pprkut> yep
+<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/
+<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects
+<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png
+<leontopod> that's what I have
+<leontopod> for system setting
+<leontopod> for system settings
+<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;)
+<thrice`>  #sex? really??
+<pprkut> lol
+<leontopod> #sex!?
+<leontopod> where!?
+<alear> #sex & #poetry
+<leontopod> oh right
+<leontopod> on ircnet
+<leontopod> sure
+<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex
+<leontopod> have been for ten years
+<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot
+<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC 
+%
+* NightTiger is sorry AMD bought ATI and not nVidia
+<crocket> sahko : many laptops have ATI cards.
+* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open source
+their drivers.
+<crocket> Is ATI not the same as radeon?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996
+                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:32:35 UTC 
+%
+<crocket> slava_dp: wget is not very good.
+<Mel-nix> crocket: Why?
+<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from alienBOB's
+repository.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:10:53 UTC 
+%
+<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi
+<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in
+statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do  *not* edit the
+config file by hand"
+<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC 
+%
+dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue with the
+generated configuration files and not compiz
+dartmouth: *wouldn't know
+alienBOB: dartmouth: I think I will do better just ignoring you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:27:11 UTC 
+%
+<dartmouth> is that sort of like spending the majority of our time doing
+something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities not to
+adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that?  look inward,
+buddy.
+<alienBOB> Working on Slackware is inhuman?
+<alienBOB> How interesting. Lucky for me I am an alien then
+<dartmouth> hah :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:54:33 UTC 
+%
+<@bob_deep> never got into Dr. Who
+<@amrit|wrk> who?
+<@bob_deep> huh
+<@amrit|wrk> i dunno, somethin about first base
+* Alan_Hick prefers third.
+<@bob_deep> Alan_Hick....why do i know that name...
+< Alan_Hick> What a perfect nick to ask that question
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:58:16 UTC 
+%
+<briareus> thanks MLanden I think this pcmanfm will work just fine
+<MLanden> briareus, which version are you using?
+<briareus> which version of what?
+<briareus> /bin/sh: /etc/slackware-version: Permission denied
+<briareus> Slackware 13.0.0.0.0
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:56:44 UTC 
+%
+< dustybin> lmsensors comes with the full slackware 13.1 install
+< dustybin> i run sensors-detect
+< dustybin> but it did not create a /etc/rc.d/rc.lmsensors file
+< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO): YES
+< dustybin> Copy prog/init/lm_sensors.init to /etc/init.d/lm_sensors
+< dustybin> i cannot locate lm_sensors.init anywhere
+< dustybin> could this be the work of a virus or something worse?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:56:18 UTC 
+%
+< Azeotrope> would fluxbox run w/o X?
+< mancha> heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:21:50 UTC 
+%
+<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee
+)
+<Iraqi> no one know :|
+<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 )
+???????
+<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux
+<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support
+hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ?
+<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is:  "when in the course of numan events an
+operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard,
+insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to
+have certain inalienable right, among these...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005
+                                        Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC 
+%
+< dustybin> adaptr: sensors-detect created a new dir
+< dustybin> /etc/sysconfig/
+< dustybin> -rw-r--r--  1 root root   608 Jul  7 20:25 lm_sensors
+< adaptr> weird, it didn't for me
+< dustybin> eek
+< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into wherever
+you want to autoload from
+< dustybin> maybe this could be the work of a malicious viral infection?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:37:41 UTC 
+%
+<SunTzu> hep hep hep;  i need to use perl to test if a file is -r (test's)  how?
+<raela> probably easy to google
+<SunTzu> prolaby, but i wanna chat too :)
+<SunTzu> interactive hep
+<raela> google'd be faster
+<SunTzu> dont be stingy with your knowlege
+<SunTzu> if you know someth then pls answer
+<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google if it
+were my question
+<SunTzu> then dont talk to me
+<SunTzu> ignored
+<raela> haha
+<SunTzu> anyone else?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:47:37 UTC 
+%
+02:19 <+fire|bird> hey Cann0n
+02:22 <+Cann0n> how goes it fire|bird?
+02:23 <+fire|bird> goes alright, you?
+02:23 <+Cann0n> been on a real workout kick
+02:24 <+Cann0n> i walk/jogged 5 miles tonight
+02:24 <+Cann0n> i actually used my feet for something else other than
+skateboarding and picking up shit when i'm barefoot
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:41:37 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out of
+measuring cups and tupperware
+<+raela> I go through too many bowls :P
+<+raela> man, back in undergrad in the dorms, I only had one bowl
+<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed it once
+a week :D
+<+raela> err
+<+raela> I mean in that we didn't have a sink
+<+raela> so I would just have leftover milk in it
+<+BP{k}> ...
+<+Necos> yuck
+<+fire|bird> that's just....
+<+Necos> unsanitary?
+<+Necos> forget the fact that i'm lactose intolerant...
+<+fire|bird> lol
+<+fire|bird> imagine the mold in that one poor bowl.
+<+raela> hey it got used daily. and didn't kill me
+<+raela> I didn't get sick, either
+<+raela> sometimes I put spaghettios over top of the milk, too :D
+<+raela> never did do milk over spaghettios
+<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the way you
+are today. :P
+<+raela> nah, trust me, I was like this before
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010
+                                        Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:35:35 UTC 
+%
+< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have the
+following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz
+< cacao> When I do a find I found this : /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< adrien> xterm -s /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< adrien>  ?
+< Zordrak> cacao: why are you giving it a font as a shell?
+< cacao> I have this error : No absolute path found for shell:
+/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< cacao> Zordrak: ???
+< slava_dp> lol
+* adrien learns to read
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:39:41 UTC 
+%
+popl: what's with #slackhappy?
+popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought
+up netiquette.
+popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC 
+%
+< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How do I
+enable it?
+< SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is?
+< Craighton> yes
+< SelfishMan> are you sure?
+< Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive
+< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know how it
+works and how to enable it
+< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing to do
+with what most people think it does
+< Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled
+
+*headdesk*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:15:40 UTC 
+%
+rabbitea1 : how can I put 40 gigs of mp3's into one file?
+adrien : rabbitea1: honestly? by kicking yourself in your head
+tsccof : rabbitea1: tar it?
+rabbitea1 : adrien: no seriously
+rabbitea1 : cat them together?
+adrien : you want a 40GB mp3?
+rabbitea1 : yes!
+tsccof : rabbitea1: cat them
+adrien : and you expect players to work ok with such things?
+adrien : why do you want to do that?
+rabbitea1 : mplayer will
+rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018
+                                        Added: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:02:11 UTC 
+%
+<sickn3ss> guys need a good firewall for my slackware
+<sickn3ss> :D
+<gnubien> sickn3ss: depends on your needs, slackfire works good for me
+<sickn3ss> I will give it a try :D
+<Skywise> whats wrong with iptables?
+<arfon> It was written by aliens
+<Skywise> bob writes lots of stuff, its ok
+<arfon> (the UFO kind)
+<Skywise> yeah, thats him
+<sickn3ss> I've configured IP tables :P just want another one.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:50:00 UTC 
+%
+<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could
+be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it
+would be hilarious if #ffffff was a  powerful number
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC 
+%
+<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft."  "... yes."  "I
+thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC 
+%
+<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the slackware
+version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu utility is in
+slackware.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:54:19 UTC 
+%
+<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll give
+it a go though... w/e
+<shell-fu> i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless
+<shell-fu> to go with my useless life
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:57:36 UTC 
+%
+< meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10?
+<@caker> our RAID goes to 11.
+<@Perihelion> I can count to potato.
+< meharo> woul you mind explaining me i :)
+<@caker> it's one louder than 10
+< Nivex> Perihelion: Do you get your Thursdays from a banana?
+<@Perihelion> Yes.
+< Nivex> Sweet!
+< meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:18:18 UTC 
+%
+< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack is
+super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv
+< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two here:
+https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP
+< pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice
+< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html
+<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to put things
+< Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow
+<@pparadis> haha
+< pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new
+directories in /
+* pigdude roots about
+<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default
+< RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks
+< pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd
+< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks and
+there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i dont like it
+what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config?
+<@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:49:55 UTC 
+%
+< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown?
+< clint-> nyRednek,  no.. >_<
+< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit
+< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel..
+-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware
+["Leaving"]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC 
+%
+< SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love!
+< mwalling> no, thats Yaakov
+< mwalling> mines smaller
+< Solver> most men aren't prepared to admit i
+< mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it
+< Solver> only sligtly
+< Marius> yes, yes it is.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:04:27 UTC 
+%
+dustybin: fortune just said
+dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
+dustybin: LOL
+m3tti: lol
+m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone
+m3tti: /s/place/space
+alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:26:20 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other girl name
+during the deed once
+<+antiwire> it weirded me out totally
+<+BP{k}> heh.. interesting...
+<+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird.
+<+antiwire> I was all -_-
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;)
+<+antiwire> lmao
+<+antiwire> omfg
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:27:49 UTC 
+%
+<+pupit> &op
+<@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op
+capability.
+<+trhodes> that is some weird quoting
+<+fire|bird> &op trhodes  pupit
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo trhodes pupit] by SirBotsAlot
+<@pupit> yay
+<@pupit> :D
+<@pupit> and sahko?
+<@pupit> c'mon
+<@trhodes> yay!
+<@pupit> :D
+<+fire|bird> &op surrounder sahko
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo surrounder sahko] by SirBotsAlot
+<@surrounder> ALL OPS ARE JACKASSES
+<@surrounder> oh fuck
+<+fire|bird> hahahaha
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [-o surrounder] by surrounder
+<@pupit> ahhahahah
+<@trhodes> hahahaha
+<+fire|bird> PERFECT timing
+<+surrounder> \o/
+<@pupit> noobfarm!
+<+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:23:17 UTC 
+%
+<@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge)
+without cash :/
+<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off the streets
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:59:05 UTC 
+%
+<@pparadis> i'm a little teapot
+<@SelfishMan> short and stout
+<@pparadis> this is my handle
+<@SelfishMan> this is my spout
+<@pparadis> when i get all steamed up
+<@SelfishMan> hear me shout
+<@pparadis> tip me over
+<@SelfishMan> and pour me out
+<@SelfishMan> at least I think that is how it goes
+<@pparadis> today's sesame street was brought to you by the number 6667,
+SelfishMan, and pparadis
+* SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy
+<@pparadis> that's a great idea
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:19:08 UTC 
+%
+< fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE
+< fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity.
+< fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome.
+< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a plasma TV?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:46:14 UTC 
+%
+17:53:46  <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I got hit by a
+car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that have schizofrenia
+17:53:53  <Reticenti> ah
+17:54:16  <Reticenti> good thing linux is multiuser then, eh?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:03:23 UTC 
+%
+<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet?
+<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM"
+<cpunches> That was my dad :/
+<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman
+<Dominian> That's just sad.
+<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister?
+<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC 
+%
+<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to a
+vegetable.  It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but it'll never
+understand a single fucking thing you say.
+<+agentc0re> being a vegetable win!
+<+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:49:49 UTC 
+%
+<raela> fuck straight men! oh.. wait
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:58:45 UTC 
+%
+<bagira> It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:31:45 UTC 
+%
+<terry> I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor.
+<terry> I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:40:07 UTC 
+%
+< resno> im in edt?
+< MrWork> you are till november sometime
+< MrWork> then you'll be back in EST
+< resno> are you saying we change time zones?
+< notKlaatu> http://www.noobfarm.org/
+< MrWork> daylight savings time resno
+< resno> MrWork: im fully aware of daylight savings time.
+< MrWork> i wouldn't say fully then
+< resno> my clock says 11:12 am.
+< MrWork> so does mine
+< MrWork> but we are in daylight time atm
+< MrWork> so it's EDT
+< resno> thats what im asking, which time zones?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:15:41 UTC 
+%
+arfon : KaMii: do you like POTs?
+KaMii : arfon:  i dont do drugs, drugs are bad
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:40:27 UTC 
+%
+< Yaakov> I don't want a Kindle.  There must be something wrong with me.
+< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on their
+own
+< tjfontaine> Yaakov: me too, and I love apple stuff
+<@pparadis> Yaakov: if so, something is wrong with me, too.
+< mdcollins> I'm with you on that one Yaakov.
+< Guspaz> mwalling: Are the notes not tied to the book?
+< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored in a
+plan text file
+< Guspaz> Ah.
+<@pparadis> i still read words printed on dead trees every day.
+< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not the reason
+< mdcollins> tjfontaine, Kindle isn't apple >_<
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:02:57 UTC 
+%
+< Crenn-NAS> 2.8v? It can't tolerate 3.3v?
+< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's a $100-150
+part, do you want to risk it?
+< ghostfish> when you can use a pair of resistors to make it safe?
+< ghostfish> 10 cents
+< ghostfish> 4 solder joints
+< Crenn-NAS> ghostfish: To me resistors are so hackish
+< dr_jkl> ...
+< dr_jkl> i can't believe i just saw that.
+< slide> lol
+< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental components of
+electronics?
+< ghostfish> fundamental 4 components
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:34:20 UTC 
+%
+<crocket> busybox is a linux distro
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063
+                                        Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:52:20 UTC 
+%
+<ZokkeR> can somebody help me with slackware 13.1 64bit burning?
+<CapnBP{k}> ZokkeR: you need 2 32bits burners for that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064
+                                        Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:41:10 UTC 
+%
+< iluminator101> so back to my question
+< notKlaatu> like we said, xinitrc
+< Peter64> exec /usr/bin/lxde
+< delwin> http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/LXDE
+< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's if you
+               ever bother to open a web browser and look
+< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it has openbox
+< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then install
+                the wm of choice
+< MrJackson> because thats not how ubuntu works
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:13:53 UTC 
+%
+< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper bag is
+since you shy away from water
+< ubuntuWorkDann> s/web/web
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066
+                                        Added: Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:43:49 UTC 
+%
+raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class yesterday.. one
+question was asking what the first and the last thing you should do is when you
+come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one person put wash your hands or
+other body parts that might come in contact with the horse D:
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067
+                                        Added: Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:52:21 UTC 
+%
+hideki: Does anybody ever cuddle their computer ?
+gniks: i do, no one else wants to cuddle with me
+hideki: I know how you feel
+hideki: The macs are quite cute
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:41:18 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager
+< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards
+< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never
+be a problem in the first place)
+<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;)
+< Alan_> pparadis: what about it?
+<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D
+< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P
+< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel....
+<@pparadis> i'm aware.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC 
+%
+<@HoopyCat> !ipinfo geneseebrewing.com
+<+kohabot> HoopyCat: Man, you really screwed up.
+<@HoopyCat> kohabot:  DON'T YOU JUDGE ME BY MY BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:25:06 UTC 
+%
+<hidekazu> slackware is evil
+<adrien> so, that was the word of god? took 56 minutes to say it?
+<hidekazu> :-D
+<Skywise> metatron is a slow typist
+<adrien> argh, 54 minutes =/
+<hidekazu> I have another message from god...
+<Skywise> we've already heard it
+<dive> is it /quit ?
+[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit IRC:
+Quit: (Yes, it is)
+<dive> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072
+                                        Added: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 18:39:50 UTC 
+%
+Anonymous: you're fucked dude
+Chris Punches: awwwww dude
+Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right?
+Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you
+Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well.  im sure this beer has the
+answer." into the beer while you pop the top off
+Chris Punches: and
+Chris Punches: magically
+Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant
+future, or not at all depending on the circumstances
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073
+                                        Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC 
+%
+< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l` in
+.xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of gnome
+and/or liable to load gnome settings?
+< gaurav__> i am using xfce
+< mancha> that could be, i am unawarew of what nvidia does...
+< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't trust
+gnome not to :)
+< mancha> well what config file does nvidia-setting -l load?
+< mancha> look in there
+< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options, but like
+I said I don't trust gnome
+< mancha> cat ~/.nvidia-settings-rc
+< EthanG> nofin, lol
+< mancha> good luck.
+* EthanG starts suspecting HAL
+< mancha> nah
+< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of your setup
+< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>) with
+mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL
+< mancha> sounds like you're very confused to me  :)
+< EthanG> well it obviously isn't anything sane that's enabling it
+< mancha> i don;'t know what that means.
+< mancha> why did you bring up gnome, have you added gnome to slackware?
+< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can cross that
+one off then
+< admboom> LOL Monday Morning entertainment.
+< EthanG> ... unless those libs I don't recognize are xfce libs XD
+< mancha> is ethang a known troll?
+< sahko> Slackware of course has gnome libs. they're even used by kde
+< EthanG> mancha: I'm just pissed off with all this crazy in my OS, lol
+< EthanG> thank you sahko
+< sahko> i didnt follow the discussion, i just read the last part
+< mancha> we noticed
+< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An virgin
+slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074
+                                        Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:10:57 UTC 
+%
++antiwire: oh man :)))))
++BP{k}: you got laid?
++antiwire: times 10
++BP{k}: lies.
++BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;)
++BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW.
++agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire?
++BP{k}: HAHAHAHA
++antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her
++antiwire: lol
++agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too??  Brave man!
++BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;)
++antiwire: lmao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC 
+%
+09:39 <resno> so, i want to do stress testing on a site. what should iuse?
+09:40 <Integgroll> 4chan
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:47:52 UTC 
+%
+< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion
+<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089>
+-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode
+<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's
+normal when a system is redeployed.
+<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your
+workstation.
+< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a
+nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS
+CHANGED." What do I do now?"
+<@pparadis> diwwin: see above
+< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter???
+<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post
+< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows
+<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts
+<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right?
+< diwwin> ubuntu karmic
+<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line.
+save the file and connect via ssh again.
+< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat???
+<@pparadis> i have no idea.
+< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks.
+<@pparadis> np
+< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with
+keystrokes???
+<@pparadis> Alt+F4?
+-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC 
+%
+< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for
+cats.
+< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees"
+< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC 
+%
+< Integgroll> .wik snookie
+< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then
+refrigerated
+< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her
+nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on
+the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." -
+http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie
+< Integgroll> No, no no no no no
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC 
+%
+< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again
+< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows.
+< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context
+            "you are confusing me for pegwole" :)
+< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC 
+%
+<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook.  
+             three swipes the left, one swipe up, two
+             diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left,
+             and bang! text.
+< pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right
+           triangle?
+< Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is
+              that?
+<+notKlaatu> a dumb one
+< Integgroll> obviously
+< ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for
+            you but not easily displayed in IRC
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:59:09 UTC 
+%
+< pegwole> Slackware Linux, the best of 1995 on 3 disks.
+< Kirok> The best 1995 has to offer
+<+jlindsay> Pat said that for real one day on tllts.
+           Something like Slackware hasn't been
+           relevant since 1995.
+< pegwole> I changed it to make it more current.
+< pegwole> Also I shouldn't talk smack about Slackware,
+          Alan Hicks might kick my ass.
+< ClaudioM> hahahah
+< ClaudioM> only if you say it in ##slackware
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:14:26 UTC 
+%
+< diwwin> caker: no. what does that chown do?
+< diwwin> caker: I might have. I am too new at this.
+<@caker> diwwin: who owns these?  ls -dl /var/log/ /bin/ /usr/
+< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory (and all
+it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir
+< diwwin> I just noticed everyting in /etc/ is also owned by aegir.
+< diwwin> Is it time to redeploy Karmic?
+<@caker> diwwin: k, reinstall.
+< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I say... fuck
+aegir
+< diwwin> caker: What does k, reinstall do?
+<@Perihelion> -.o
+< diwwin> atourino: aegir is the goal
+< atourino> he's saying you should do a clean reinstall
+< atourino> ok, reinstall
+< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I just laugh
+to keep from crying.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:31:05 UTC 
+%
+< JessiJames> question:  why just feature gnome?
+< Kent> Cause it's ubuntu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:34:47 UTC 
+%
+< ericoc> 0
+< pparadis> 1
+< Perihelion> 2
+< pparadis> 0b11
+< ericoc> 3
+< pparadis> you lose
+< ericoc> yes
+< Perihelion> Wow Phil you piece of shit why would you do that
+< Perihelion> holy crap
+< pparadis> hahahaha
+< pparadis> <-- asshole
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:04:58 UTC 
+%
+raela: there should be an irc age limit
+rob0: If there was an age limit, I'd be too old for IRC!
+thumbs: old fart.
+rob0: I prefer the title of Senior Flatulent.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:09:36 UTC 
+%
+James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the lzop
+compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a clean slack13.1
+install
+adrien : g4l? and lzop isn't meant for hihgh compression
+James____ : ghost4linux
+James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or something so
+it become smaller
+adrien : James____: use bzip2 or xz/lzma2
+adrien : (I prefer xz/lzma2)
+Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every bit from
+harddrive then image is size of harddrive
+Master-Passe : if you don't use some compression
+ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the fact that
+you're backing up the entire block device [or partition], rather than a
+filesystem
+adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap bs=1M',
+it'll help compression
+ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk space
+[which is full of junk eventually]
+adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file impossible
+James____ : I used the default lzop encryption
+adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the partition
+adrien : s/encryption/compression/
+James____ : err
+James____ : compression
+James____ : :)
+James____ : so the lzop image i have can i somehow make it smaller
+James____ : or must i make a new g4l image with another compression
+adrien : the best thing would be to tar instead of ghost
+adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need for the
+whole drive/partition rather than only its content
+ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by not
+packing a truck full of garbage in the first place
+James____ : so if making new images
+James____ : which compressions must i use in g4l
+adrien : ananke++
+adrien : well said :-)
+ananke : James____: doesn't really matter
+James____ : it has gzip,lzop,gzip2
+Master-Passe : James____: non of those helps
+James____ : it says in documentation lzop will be smaller and run faster
+ananke : James____: lzop is fine. again, the issue is not with compression
+adrien : lzop faster than bzip2? tell me who wrote that so I can burn him
+Master-Passe : :D
+adrien : s/faster/smaller/ of course ;-)
+James____ : so i should try with bzip2 intead of lzop?
+ananke : wow. it's like a brick wall
+Master-Passe : :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:22:15 UTC 
+%
+< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea consumer. Coffee
+on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in my office since the one in
+the lounge is crap.
+<@pparadis> Ovron: would you say that you're interested in tag bags?
+< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please clarify
+:p
+<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag that you
+might be keenly interested in.
+<@pparadis> it is a family recipe.
+< Ovron> Let us hear about it.
+<@pparadis> it's all organic, i assure you.
+< Ovron> I am a bit worried what this entails now
+<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person, so
+that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice hotel in AC
+for this very purpose.
+< Ovron> I do not like the sound of this :(
+<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear the
+unkown, as i am a nice guy.
+< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed or any
+other close-by person, record it, and youtube it.
+<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance with
+adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from that crack in the
+ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored the lesson to your specific
+needs!
+<@Perihelion> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+* Ovron feels stalked
+<@pparadis> no no no you're a star!
+<@Perihelion> .
+<@Perihelion> YOU
+<@Perihelion> ARE MY
+<@Perihelion> SHININ STAR
+< Ovron> yay
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:18:46 UTC 
+%
+< dustybin> ananke: i never read man pages, i find that cheating
+< deco> o_o
+< ananke> dustybin: that makes no sense
+< adrien> tar + xz + gpg then xD
+< adrien> lol
+< ananke> but whatever. suit yourself
+< dustybin> i dont have gpg setup, i imagine that will be a serious pain
+* thrice` hopes it was sarcasm, but fears it wasn't
+< dustybin> :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:45:29 UTC 
+%
++raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current
+sheet as .csv
++Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving..
++raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after
++Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should.
++Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the
+warning...
++raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago
++Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what
+YOU TOLD IT TO DO.
++raela: 3 months of shit lost over this
++raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves
++Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock.
++Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way.
++raela: work on stretches then
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092
+                                        Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC 
+%
++Necos:
+http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=1
++Necos: :D
++Necos: i don't even watch that show, but DAMN!
++hitest: Necos: great. now I'm half-pissed and I've got serious wood
++Necos: lol
++Necos: congrats hitest :)
++hitest: :-)
+* BP{k} looks at noobfarm ;)
++hitest: lmao
++BP{k}: and good evening hitest  :)
++hitest: hiya BP{k} :)
++Necos: lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093
+                                        Added: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:58:21 UTC 
+%
+<notKlaatu> beds are for pansies.
+<cobra2> and people that get laid
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:47:58 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would let  
+                      you do *anything*.. if she could stick her fist in your
+ass once
+<+antiwire> I just hardlocked
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096
+                                        Added: Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:44:13 UTC 
+%
+< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1#
+< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root?
+< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in
+< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile
+< Ideka> oh ok
+< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude
+< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env
+< antiwire_> and privs
+< Ideka> woah, that did the trick
+< Ideka> will it stay like that?
+< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root
+< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root.
+< NaCl> what thumbs said
+< Ideka> I wont
+< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope.
+< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell
+< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb
+-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
+< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that?
+< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell
+< NaCl> $SHELL -l
+-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware
+< Ideka> where?
+-!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage
+< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working
+as it should but now bash shows me as user at least
+< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles
+< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc?
+< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells?
+< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it
+< thumbs> why is he still running X as root?
+< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu
+< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing
+probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was
+able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing
+:)
+< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window?
+< NaCl> Konsole.
+< Ideka> that
+< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour
+< NaCl> yes
+< Ideka> In edit -> preferences?
+< NaCl> No.
+< thumbs> wow.
+< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser
+< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal.
+< Ideka> yes I know
+< Ideka> i mixed up the names
+< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware?
+< Ideka> yes
+< danc3> ummm, I don't think so
+< Ideka> why?
+< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION
+< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu
+< Ideka> Yeah
+< danc3> yeah
+< Ideka> I have two computers
+< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop
+< danc3> I see
+< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles
+< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar...
+< NaCl> in konsole?
+< Ideka> yes
+< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware?
+< Ideka> 13.1
+< NaCl> uhm...
+< Ideka> 64 bits
+< NaCl> It's in one of the menus
+< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find
+< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/
+< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet?
+< Ideka> yes, I did long ago
+< thumbs> ok, good.
+< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here
+< NaCl> *Konqueror
+< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running
+< Ideka> I don't know what version I have
+< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole
+< NaCl> And not Terminal?
+< Ideka> ... no
+< Ideka> it is probably Terminal
+< NaCl> ok...
+< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem
+< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it
+< Ideka> thanksss :)
+< NaCl> Sure thing.
+< danc3> whew
+< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC 
+%
+< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble accessing a
+thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393
+< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive flickers like
+it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when there are definitely files
+on it
+< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem last night
+and  it worked just fine
+< hooplah> reinstalled this morning with ext4 and now it doesnt
+< hooplah> tmpfs        tmpfs      510480         0    510480   0% /dev/shm
+< hooplah> /dev/sde1     vfat     7881636        40   7881596   1% /tmp/blah
+< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything off the usb
+drive
+< adamk> Perhaps the filesystem is screwed up?
+< adamk> Heh.
+< hooplah> fml
+< hooplah> i just lost like.....
+*-- hooplah has quit (Quit: leaving) #slackware
+< adamk> Everything.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:29:18 UTC 
+%
+< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on the mac....
+this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now.
+< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of them would
+be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100
+                                        Added: Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:36:16 UTC 
+%
+<+?HS^^> hello
+<+?HS^^> does america have black and white cows?
+<+Dominian> Do stupid questions get asked daily?
+<+?HS^^> do you know what is a cow??
+<+?HS^^> or do you only know what is a hamburger??
+<+Dominian> I rest my case.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101
+                                        Added: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:39:48 UTC 
+%
+chee : i had a conversation with a girl about focus-follows-mouse
+chee : it was the most erotic chat of my life
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102
+                                        Added: Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:10:51 UTC 
+%
+( Rhisa) I'm looking at methods on how to penetrate myself.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:29:06 UTC 
+%
+< mattryan29> how do i check if curl is enabled
+<@irgeek> which curl
+< mattryan29> didn't know there is more than one
+* irgeek headdesk
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:24:05 UTC 
+%
+< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog
+saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com.
+The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass"
+< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that
+< JshWright> hahahaha
+< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read
+it?
+< iStef> hehe sorry!got it!
+< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC 
+%
+-!- MiNg123 [~fsdfd@173.220.127.18] has joined #suse
+< MiNg123> how do i see my ip address ?
+< NaCl> ifconfig
+< NaCl> Unless your IP is 173.220.127.18
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:02:35 UTC 
+%
+< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild
+< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of
+root user
+< ikhider> and then adjust from root user
+< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that
+users dont have write access to
+< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain?
+< macavity> i just did
+< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty
+< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal
+/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz
+< macavity> *reinstall
+< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel,
+xorg or mesa
+< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck
+< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for
+my twin monitors, correct?
+< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a
+user
+< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc
+< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin
+(guess why?)
+< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver
+fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as
+root' and that is when I lose my GUI
+< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to
+adjust my screens\
+< macavity> you GUI?!?
+< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow
+< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running...
+< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay
+< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-)
+-
+< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers
+< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI
+went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs
+< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick
+in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE
+< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message
+that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root
+< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem
+< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI
+< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui?
+< raela> configuring X should be done without X running
+< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as
+user, every permutation
+< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut
+off? did it give an error?
+< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved
+into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf
+< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without
+knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what
+you're trying to do and why it isn't working
+< ikhider> And that brings back the gui
+< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it
+< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps
+< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in
+the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X
+< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor?
+< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need
+< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option
+when I fire it up which is weird
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC 
+%
+< Rhisa> Hm.
+< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt
+(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your
+installation!"
+< MLanden> Rhisa: which application?
+< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2
+< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :|
+< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of
+slackware. (it's in extra/)
+< Rhisa> Gah.
+< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient.
+< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3
+< Rhisa> It's old.
+< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page:
+http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html
+< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think).
+< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial
+< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday.
+< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'.
+< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years
+old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps.
+start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4
+< Rhisa> Yap.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC 
+%
+<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her
+       website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add
+       special things
+<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google,
+       she definitely needs to add...
+<Tadgy> .... pornography :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC 
+%
+<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog.
+And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error
+somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;)
+<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa
+<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC 
+%
+< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to
+                compose and send text messages...
+< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting.
+< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says
+          "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT
+           YOU ARE MY SON.  I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY
+           PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF
+           UNTIL MONDAY.  LOVE YOU.  DAD."  His fingers,
+           I must break them.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC 
+%
+<warren> oh nice, discounts for annual payment
+<GLaDOSDan> bigger discounts for bi-anally
+<GLaDOSDan> er, annually
+<Peng> That's an awesome word.
+<Peng> I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's awesome.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114
+                                        Added: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:53:25 UTC 
+%
+crocket| wikileaks
+trhodes| licky weeks
+mancha| sticky cheeks
+mancha| billy reeks
+phrag| micky meets?
+mancha| ricky sneaks
+hexhawk| biggy zeaks
+mancha| pinky teets
+phrag| sticky beeks
+hexhawk| licky tweets
+mancha| meaty cheeks
+phrag| bed time o/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 03:56:57 UTC 
+%
+crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive doesn't work.
+crocket : I think it's curl
+crocket : I inspected quvi source code and saw that curl was the cause.
+crocket : Maybe curl should be rebuilt.
+adrien : crocket: curl seems to work alright, why should it be rebuilt?
+crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals with
+youtube.
+crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves the problem.
+crocket : It's a rule of thumb
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:30:29 UTC 
+%
+<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues
+<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve'
+slackware
+<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira.
+<+trhodes> lol
+<+rat409> lol
+<+trhodes> &s of that is
+<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira.
+<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :)
+<+trhodes> hehe yeah
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC 
+%
+lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin,
+and write to stdout?
+gnubien : lilililili: flip?
+lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not
+adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then
+lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl...
+adaptr : or even sed, possibly
+mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in>
+adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use?
+adrien : what for?
+[...]
+adrien : and about the use?
+adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is
+going to be fun
+mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal?
+adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P
+lilililili : mancha: its a video file,
+adrien : and well, "to stdout"
+adrien : ugh
+adrien : and what do you expect it to do?
+mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal.
+mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena?
+adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will
+do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file.
+adaptr : *no longer
+mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second.
+lilililili : adaptr: i know,
+adrien : and what do you expect the result to be?
+lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs
+mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not
+have any snooper view it
+lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption
+adrien : oh, really weak...
+lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads
+computer
+adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead
+adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF)
+mancha : hahahaha
+adaptr : that's... wow
+mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat
+ :)
+pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P
+adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question
+mancha : it was very simple
+adrien : Problem X Y
+adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem
+lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its
+interesting
+lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is
+fast
+adaptr : use steganography
+adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that
+pprkut : pr0n on steroids
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2120
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> &roulette spin
+<@QuadCoreDamage> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky?
+<+antiwire> &roulette
+<@QuadCoreDamage> *click*
+<+macavity> lol
+<+hitest> &roulette
+<@QuadCoreDamage> *click*
+<+hitest> \o/
+<+fiyawerx> what happens if you lose?
+<+fiyawerx> &roulette
+.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage (BANG!)
+* QuadCoreDamage reloads and spins the chambers.
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+hitest> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:25:24 UTC 
+%
+<       sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz
+<     alienBOB> Guess
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:16:12 UTC 
+%
+MystKid| yeah after install i did  nvidia-xconfig  and then reboot -n
+dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows.
+dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X.
+MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha
+Tadgy| Yes it is!  don't confuse the poor guy, dive.
+ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either
+dive| heh
+raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work
+ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected
+Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the
+second.
+gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;)
+dive| No ananke is.
+MystKid| he likes buttplugs
+Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :)
+MystKid| i am guessing
+ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient
+dive| I doubt it.
+ananke| dive: bend over
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC 
+%
+< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and
+installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old
+package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas?
+< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary
+file
+< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently?
+< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri.
+< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds.
+< gniks> hmmm not sure
+...
+< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable
+< Wharncliffe>  /sbin/ldconfig  <-- run that
+< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute
+binary file
+< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch.
+< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit?
+< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit.
+< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig
+< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV),
+statically linked, not stripped
+< peacedog> ?
+< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ?
+< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then.
+< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your
+system
+< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the
+mailling list?
+< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ?
+< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0
+< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC 
+%
+<+       raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall
+<+        NaCl> &indeed
+<@QuadCoreDama> Indeed.
+<+       raela> maybe take out a kid with it
+<+      hitest> raela: netbook acting up?
+<+       raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all
+<+      hitest> bummer
+<+       raela> having to do everythigb on the phone
+<+       raela> its not swnding the passkey at all
+<+       raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr
+<+       raela> what eler csn rven be eesey
+<+       raela> ugh ful tio
+<+    antiwire> WTF are you talking about woman?!?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129
+                                        Added: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:56:11 UTC 
+%
++trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com
++surrounder| hm ?
++trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page
++surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat
++trhodes| hahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2131
+                                        Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC 
+%
+< Ozanburada> New version of Slackware is around the corner.
+* alienBOB looks around that corner
+< alienBOB> Sees nothing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:59:51 UTC 
+%
+* johhny5alive (~iirc@xx.xxx.xx.xxx) has joined ##slackware
+<johhny5alive> when is the 2011 release
+<Nylex> ?
+<adrien> in 2012 =)
+<rob0> 2011 was released yesterday
+<Nylex> lol
+<johhny5alive> ok fair enough
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:13:04 UTC 
+%
+< Ozanburada> PKD puts me off watching Inception.
+< Motoko> PKD?
+< Tadgy> PKD?
+< sahko> what syndrome is pkd?
+< Ozanburada> Philip K. Dick
+* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at Leonardo
+DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/
+< Motoko> Such hate.
+< Motoko> Can't we channel it to something worthwhile?
+< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore after
+the first 10-15 times in the day :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135
+                                        Added: Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:22:18 UTC 
+%
+<Coke> OK here's the problem
+<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :(
+<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager"
+<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me
+<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3
+<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow?
+<Coke> append a new runlevel for it?
+<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs?
+<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy!
+<nyRednek> Coke: heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC 
+%
+<+slackytude> rofl
+<+slackytude> I love #windows
+<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add a new file
+or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to refresh the folder
+contents
+<+slackytude> <SP1> or right cvlick and select refresh
+<+slackytude> <SP1> it seems to be a explorer problem i think
+<+slackytude> <SP1> im calling ms to get to the possible bottom of this
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:48:35 UTC 
+%
+<+dive> I'm bored. I wanna play with eviljames's genitals.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138
+                                        Added: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:12:29 UTC 
+%
+< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked down as
+my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it wouldn't let it!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:04:50 UTC 
+%
+< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now.
+< macavity> ok
+< timschmidt> waitwaitwait...  if we're to not all talk at once, we need some
+sort of locking protocol
+* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt
+< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link
+layer protocol!
+* macavity puts the token at the center of the table
+* timschmidt takes the talk token
+< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow"
+* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table
+* macavity takes it
+< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name
+* macavity puts it back
+* timschmidt takes it
+< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last
+* timschmidt puts it back
+< Auzze> not long
+< timschmidt> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC 
+%
+< mernilio> But thanks for not banning me. I do apprecit it!
+< hexhawk> wise folks learn from their mistakes
+< mernilio> hexhawk: not me.. ;-)
+< hexhawk> no one testified that you were wise
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:05:04 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too often :/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:13:34 UTC 
+%
+< arfon> MystKid: Out of curosity, why gentoo and arch?
+< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite  adn gentoo cause i will learn a bunch of
+new stuff
+< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough how much
+I learned from it and how amazing it was for me
+< jake__> until it broke
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:43:06 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple
+times.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special.
+<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or
+check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs)
+<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady
+days?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC 
+%
+< crocket> I'm back
+< sahko> is that a threat?
+< crocket> no
+< crocket> sahko : I announced my presence to rworkman.
+< crocket> So that he knows I'm here.
+< sahko> ok:)
+< crocket> sahko : I wonder how it's interpreted as a threat.
+< sahko> ask arnold schwarzeneger
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:18:44 UTC 
+%
+<mintee> we're like 2 monkeys trying to fuck a ipv6 football
+<eVil_> a greased up ipv6 football
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:21:51 UTC 
+%
+edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout?
+edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I need to
+make sure it's not FF
+edman007:
+http:/*/*meta.slashdot.org/*story/*11/*01/*25/*163257/*Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design
+edman007: derp
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Jan 2011 05:01:53 UTC 
+%
+< zayka> hi!
+< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 ms
+< rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow.
+< Romster> is that to first hop? :D
+< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's a bit
+slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice.
+< zayka> thx =)
+< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a thrilling
+counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was breathtaking! I can't
+wait for the sequel.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:11:54 UTC 
+%
+< KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP.
+< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming at people.
+< rob0> oh, that sounds like fun
+< KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill!
+< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then hearing their
+[high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:59:14 UTC 
+%
+< ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2153
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:54:41 UTC 
+%
+<Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use
+<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system then?
+<Skywise> yeah
+<KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts?
+<Skywise> no
+<KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100%
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:21:31 UTC 
+%
+< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of my house
+< WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway
+< Olfway> and noone's gotten out
+< Olfway> I'm scared
+< Olfway> Time for the tinfoil hat
+< rob0> The van contains plutonium
+< raela> tinfoil hat? they can still get to you! go for the body suit
+< alienBOB> I think there is a shipment of roms in that van
+< Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril?
+< raela> yes
+< Olfway> oh great
+-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error:
+Connection reset by peer]
+< WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:31:01 UTC 
+%
+<KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:56:08 UTC 
+%
+< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops are
+usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it.
+< XDS2010_> randombrain:  enlighten me
+< XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ?
+< randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:49:26 UTC 
+%
+*hitest was born during the Cretaceous period
+   *dive was born during the Cretin period
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:21:47 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood floor, you
+feel it the next day
+<+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started
+<+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P
+<+dive> haha
+* trhodes cringes
+<+serotonin> hahaha
+<+aceofspades19> *drums*
+<+dive> bada boom
+<+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason
+<+dive> you could be right there
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:35:13 UTC 
+%
+sira poops
+<+edman007> Alright its dinner time!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160
+                                        Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:57:17 UTC 
+%
+< marius> it's ok tj, I forgivey ou
+< marius> now give us a hug!
+< tjfontaine> /akill *!*@*
+< tjfontaine> oops, my /hug alias is broken
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161
+                                        Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:29:00 UTC 
+%
+< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for, and
+every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them
+< mbreslin> then i /window to this channel and see tacos and smurf ass
+< mbreslin> and i know i have to go another month
+<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle i've
+ever seen.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:28:08 UTC 
+%
+Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to sprain my
+wrist, weirdest thing ...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:43:58 UTC 
+%
+<+pupit> good news everyone!
+<+pupit> :P
+<+Dominian> Your balls dropped!?
+* Dominian ducks
+<+adrien> hahaha
+<+serotonin> hahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:56:45 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> I can kiss in french
+<+antiwire> but I don't speak it
+<+serotonin> that's not what she said
+<+XGizzmo> Yeah I thought I heard her say you kissed in saint bernard.
+<+antiwire> oh man
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:38:01 UTC 
+%
+<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6 and Betamax
+and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube doohickeys
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:41:56 UTC 
+%
+<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address it shows
+isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP coming from?
+<rob0> Mommy ... where do IP addresses come from?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:32:08 UTC 
+%
+ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming
+"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC 
+%
+<      rob0> Alan_Hicks, switch out the overboss' laptop with an
+                  Etch-A-Sketch.
+< Alan_Hick> rob0: His is a Mac.  He would notice the extra button.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:36:12 UTC 
+%
+crocket: /var/log/dmesg is not a history log.
+crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated during the
+boot process but not after.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:17:45 UTC 
+%
+< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for some people.
+I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static html let alone php :)
+< JshWright> this isn't twitter... the @'s are confusing
+< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is confusering,
+mikegrb has confused
+< HoopyCat> dunno what that has to do with this not being twitter
+< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference on IRC,
+not @$nick
+< danu5> $HoopyCat because it looks like a twitter reply. My bad.
+< HoopyCat> danu5:  well played
+< batande> lol
+<@mikegrb> lulzZ
+< tjfontaine> I died a little
+< dominikh> I'm still not sure if that was on purpose :/
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:13:26 UTC 
+%
+<jon> I have the time right now, let me get it up
+<jon> wow that sounded vulgar, sheesh.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:01:49 UTC 
+%
+< TheDeathly> Hm.
+< TheDeathly> my dad just found an interesting virus.
+< TheDeathly> :/
+< TheDeathly> now to try and fix it
+< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i cant fix
+it seeing as regedit does the same
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:57:31 UTC 
+%
+(      pprkut) adrien: fits mine just fine :P
+(      adrien) hmmm, maybe not too big, would have to check
+(      adrien) well, bedtime!
+(      pprkut) how many inch? mine is 15.6
+(      adrien) same here for now, but I want a smaller one
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:47:31 UTC 
+%
+raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book
+raela: nor do I like to read what I write
+adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write"
+adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P
+***raela glares at adrien
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178
+                                        Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC 
+%
+<<     naoshige>> I have this neat little renaming script here -
+                       http://pastie.org/1721562
+<<     naoshige>> How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all
+                       their content?
+<<       geirha>> Uhm. Is that actually bash?
+<<     naoshige>> geirha: whats that got to do with it?
+<<       geirha>> bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe it's
+               not a bash script
+<<         dive>> sounds like zsh
+<<     naoshige>> ok you got me
+<<     naoshige>> but the guys in #zsh are jerks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2179
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:43:20 UTC 
+%
+<<+    antiwire>> gues wat
+<<+        dive>> you torned off yur spillchucker?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180
+                                        Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:08:47 UTC 
+%
+< Mp5shooter> !library shorewall
+< linbot> Mp5shooter: http://library.linode.com/
+< Mp5shooter> bah
+<@pparadis> pretty sure we don't have anything on shorewall.
+< Mp5shooter> :(
+<@pparadis> there's lots of docs here --> http://www.shorewall.net/
+< tjfontaine> it's pretty straight forward and has plenty of documentation
+already
+< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking all access
+to my box from outside lol
+<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting up a
+firewall.
+<@pparadis> Mp5shooter ^
+< Mp5shooter> pparadis
+< Mp5shooter> well why not? :P
+<@pparadis> that's not a good answer.
+< Mp5shooter> :(
+<@pparadis> do you understand what firewalls do and what they don't do?
+< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that is
+designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized
+communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured to permit
+or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and other criteria.
+<@pparadis> that's a BS answer, too.
+< Mp5shooter> o
+<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that you want
+to specifically limit network access to?
+< Mp5shooter> pparadis: umm.. nothing when you put it that way.. lol
+<@pparadis> Mp5shooter: i thought as much.
+* Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:19:22 UTC 
+%
+amin: hello again
+OzanBurada: hello neibour
+amin: 0 down vote favorite
+amin:
+amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file
+"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install
+this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64
+OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called).
+amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I
+should download the source of php-5.2.17 too
+OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch.
+amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d
+php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough
+OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz
+OzanBurada: then configure make
+Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though
+amin: So it is the full compile
+amin: ?
+Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes.
+thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files?
+macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources
+and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure
+Dominian: macius++
+OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1
+Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route
+thrice`: :-)
+BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times?
+;)
+amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy
+macius: lol
+amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1  use this for patching
+step?
+BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/
+Dominian: hehe
+thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping
+it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately
+amin: thrice: ok
+macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing
+2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc
+ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/
+, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right
+after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script
+amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt  > ready what should I
+do wait?
+thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch?
+evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC 
+%
+<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on sbopkg? I
+tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does mplayer support capture
+card?
+<OzanBurada> Olfway, VLC packages avalable from alienBOB's repo.
+<Olfway> how exactly do i get to it (using terminal) sorry, I'm still
+learning...
+<OzanBurada> slackware.org.uk
+<OzanBurada> for unrestricted build.
+<OzanBurada> connie.slackware.com for restricted build.
+<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk or
+something like that?)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2185
+                                        Added: Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:18:44 UTC 
+%
+<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society deems
+acceptable.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2188
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:21:08 UTC 
+%
+< akerl> Is this still the key you're making for backups with duplicity?
+< alg2> yes
+<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my backup
+against the wall!
+< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking for,
+someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally?
+<@caker> Sunday bloody SUNDAY
+< alg2> caker I am almost there I made the Key :D
+< akerl> alg2: where did you put your key when you uploaded it?
+<@caker> Akers unite!
+< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging later
+perhaps more fun and easier :)
+< alg2> akerl in root dir
+< akerl> caker :p
+<@caker> :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2189
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:00:44 UTC 
+%
+< Oak> \o
+< MLanden> o/ Oak
+< hitest> greetings MLanden
+< MLanden> salutations hitest
+< hitest> :)
+< Oak> hello MLanden. Hope you are well :)
+< MLanden> Oak: in good spirits,thanks...yourself?
+< shonudo> hey MLanden...
+< shonudo> hello all
+< Oak> yes, good :)
+< MLanden> greetings,shonudo
+< shonudo> hey
+< shonudo> good morning Master-Passeli
+< MLanden> Oak: good to hear
+< mako-sama> ......
+< mako-sama> it's sunny today
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2190
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:48:29 UTC 
+%
+< nyRednek> i think i'm going to start making circular pocket slide rules
+...
+< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function as a
+slide rule? I dunno how they work...)
+< Urchlay> I mean, a square protractor wouldn't work
+< alisonken1lap> yes - a circular slide rule works fine
+< alisonken1lap> just a little interesting in the centerpiece work
+< Urchlay> a combination circular saw and slide rule...
+< Urchlay> or one of those shuriken throwing star thingies
+< Urchlay> hm, you could major in electrical ninjaneering
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2191
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:10:46 UTC 
+%
+< ybit> i'm not sure what the issue is with me logging in for pastebin
+< ybit> http://pastebin.com/qSCe3H4g
+< ybit> so i went there
+<@pparadis> ybit: did you read the message in the dialog box?
+< ybit> yeah
+<@pparadis> ybit: what did the message say?
+< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires a
+username and password
+<@pparadis> what did you enter?
+< ybit> in the dialog box
+< ybit> oh, my linode username/password
+<@pparadis> why did you do that?
+< ybit> because i figure that's what it wanted
+<@pparadis> read what you just pasted.
+< ybit> durka durka
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2192
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 04:21:11 UTC 
+%
+< jeev> logmein sucks
+< thrice`> know what(who) else sucks?
+< jeev> your sister?
+< thrice`> yeah :(
+< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named LaShawnda
+< jkwood> Equal opportunity child naming, naturally.
+< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11", his
+sister is 5'5"
+< jkwood> Yes, but thrice` was born at full height for revenge.
+< jeev> lol
+
+jkwood: The anti-troll.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2193
+                                        Added: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:24:55 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> guess wat
+<+antiwire> a girl likes me
+<+NaCl> whoa
+<+raela> did you drug her?
+<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet
+<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden!
+<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I
+ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices!
+<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive
+<+antiwire> dude!
+<+raela> you have to do better than that
+<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish...
+<+antiwire> she hooked me up
+<+antiwire> fuuu all
+<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive
+<+antiwire> you're all jelly
+<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds.
+<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza
+
+46 Minutes later...
+
+<+antiwire> hey
+<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out
+<+antiwire> wtf
+<+trhodes> i do that sometimes
+<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out
+<+antiwire> WTF
+<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way
+<+raela> wtf is wrong with you
+<+antiwire> oh man wtf
+<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite
+doable
+<+antiwire> hey
+<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused
+<+raela> I still manage
+<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff
+<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS
+<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking
+tag is in front too
+<+antiwire> omg.
+<+antiwire> how long has it been like this?
+<+raela> how long has it been that way?!
+<+raela> DUDE
+<+antiwire> oh god.
+<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza
+<+antiwire> oh man!
+<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!!
+<+antiwire> that's fucked
+<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza
+<+antiwire> lmao
+<+antiwire> hahahaha
+<+antiwire> oh. no.
+<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha
+<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf,
+that poor guy needs some extra slices"
+<+antiwire> jesus
+<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long
+<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now
+<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ?
+<+antiwire> god damn.
+<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle
+<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro
+<+antiwire> oh my god.
+<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him,
+wearing the shirt back to front
+<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza
+<+antiwire> fuck that.
+<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now
+<+antiwire> FU
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2194
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC 
+%
+<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to
+use Secure Pockets Layer"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2195
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC 
+%
+<dafydd> eviljames - Apple is like Unix as McDonalds is like food
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2196
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:44:18 UTC 
+%
+<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well as
+127.0.0.1?
+<+raket> eg ssh -L 25:localhost:25 server
+<+antiwire> raket: by default, sshd listens on 0.0.0.0:22
+<+antiwire> aka: any interface
+<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal systems,
+forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh server's LAN IP
+<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need to make
+sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables
+<+raela> oh baby, keep the nerdy talk going, I'm getting turned on
+* raela moans
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+antiwire> raela: don't make me probe your ports.
+<+serotonin> [ in bed ]
+<+raela> oh god! mount my network drive now! I can't take it any longer
+<+raela> !
+<+antiwire> OMG OMG I'm in promiscuous mode!
+<+antiwire> RAW packet injections
+<+antiwire> :D
+<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say things
+like that o_O
+<+antiwire> hahaha
+* serotonin considers noobfarm
+<+raela> I don't know enough network terminology to be really raunchy
+<+raela> MY PORTS ARE WIDE OPEN FOR YOU!!
+<+hitest> oh baby
+<+pupit> i would add this to topic.
+<+Roin> lol
+<+hitest> hehe
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2197
+                                        Added: Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:02:34 UTC 
+%
+< notKlaatu> anybody ever bonded interfaces together?
+< notKlaatu> i mean anybody in here.
+< pegwole> I have, but I had to take medication for
+          something I caught afterwards.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2199
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:00:26 UTC 
+%
+<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp:  is operserv misbehaving today
+<@CaptainTrek> :P
+<@bikcmp> there's an operserv?
+<@bikcmp> hint: users shouldn't know about that
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2200
+                                        Added: Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:57:01 UTC 
+%
+< nenolod> freenode and quakenet should merge
+< jayne> why?
+< nenolod> that was not a serious suggestion!
+< jayne> but we'd be the biggest then!
+< ninjaneo> lol
+< jayne> richih would approve, I'm sure
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2203
+                                        Added: Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:49:05 UTC 
+%
+-!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit [Quit:
+Client has been disconnected by the FBI]
+< kudu> very funny, aj00200
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2204
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:24:43 UTC 
+%
+pupit: !w heaven
+SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was
+not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results.
+antiwire: oh yeah
+antiwire: !w hell
+SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW);
+Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature:
+49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16;
+Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind:
+ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH)
+antiwire: what now bible boy
+pupit: hahhaa
+pupit: lmao
+antiwire: lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2205
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC 
+%
+< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20 blocks
+above level 0 (the level before you hit the void)
+< cheshire_fox> even then, its rare
+< cheshire_fox> its as rare as me not using a tampoon
+< cheshire_fox> tampon*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2206
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:15:19 UTC 
+%
+< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released, the /topic
+will change here
+< nyRednek> it did when 13.1 was released
+< nyRednek> and when 13.0 was released
+< nyRednek> and 12.2, etc
+< rob0> It's released!!
+< rob0> whew, that feels better
+< byteframe> no shit. it's like, pinch that turd.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2209
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:01:05 UTC 
+%
+-!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
+< Amander> my cloak is all screwed up
+<@bikcmp> 01:41:10  -!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
+<@bikcmp> looks fine
+< Amander> nah
+< Amander> FOSSnet/Owner/Amander
+<@bikcmp> not a chance (C)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2210
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 03:03:19 UTC 
+%
+<Cody> nothing they take 2 years to answer
+<nobody> How long did you wait?
+<Cody> 10 mins so far
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2211
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:19:33 UTC 
+%
+< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a iso disk,
+that has been verified
+< gniks> IPSec and IKE are used to stop that
+< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into your gay
+pr0n to want to go that hassle :P
+< gniks> Tadgy: you woudl
+< canyouscore> woo I didn't mean to start flames
+< Tadgy> gniks: And you'd love it :P
+< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with eachother
+:)]
+< thumbs> tadgy is just an ass
+< thumbs> !!
+< Tadgy> I love you too baby.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2212
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:47:56 UTC 
+%
+<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? ..
+ex. --prefix=..
+<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm
+<ananke> Dirge1: english :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2213
+                                        Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC 
+%
+< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run Norton
+or McAfee in wine
+< lxslack> clamav?
+< lxslack> It could be used.
+< zaltekk> ....you missed hte poin entirely
+< lxslack> yes.
+< lxslack> I am starting to think I have.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2214
+                                        Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 00:10:56 UTC 
+%
+paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that without
+actually compressing it ?
+paul424 : hmm mv foo.iso foo.iso.zip does not work.
+adrien : wut?
+alienBOB : Creating a ZIP file without compressing it? How do you mean
+paul424 : no compression, adding only zip header. so zip is valid.
+adrien : but why?
+adrien : what is the _end_ goal?
+paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to get
+cured.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2215
+                                        Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 11:21:17 UTC 
+%
+< CathyInBlue> rm -rf /bin/laden
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2216
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:49 UTC 
+%
+<@Kyle> Gryllida: He let go of that little secret when he was drunk lol
+<@Kyle> Gryllida: The night we forced him to bed, heh
+<@bikcmp> Kyle: you didn't
+<@bikcmp> Kyle: at 4 am i went outside naked.
+<@Kyle> LMAO
+<@bikcmp> i have a court date.
+<@Spitfire> Next he'll be saying he's got a mom.
+<@bikcmp> ._.
+<@Kyle> That;s quoted
+<@Kyle> jesus christ
+<@bikcmp> yeah.
+<@bikcmp> :/
+<@bikcmp> embarassing.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2217
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:15:16 UTC 
+%
+Shabbypenguin: bikcmp you can help me
+Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for opserv.. any way
+you can reset it for me? :D
+       @Null: baha
+     @bikcmp: yeah
+     @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame
+     @bikcmp: we don't have opserv
+     @bikcmp: :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2218
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:43:38 UTC 
+%
+@aj00200: Ohh, yay! Noobfarm!
+* aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2219
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:53:30 UTC 
+%
+<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is not a
+noob?!
+<+JStoker> Woo, I guess.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2220
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 01:15:53 UTC 
+%
+Bacta: I think giving my credit card details to Sony was a bad idea
+FailPowah: give it to me instead
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2222
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 May 2011 10:32:15 UTC 
+%
+<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source?
+<imprint> played it once ..
+<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS"
+<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that
+<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim
+<sanchaz> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2223
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC 
+%
+<bawolff> Well this is irc
+<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males, and all the
+16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2225
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 May 2011 03:02:54 UTC 
+%
+<bikcmp> group hug! *hugs JStoker and JCSBot*
+* JStoker hugs JCSBot and bikcmp
+* JCSBot hugs JStoker back
+<JStoker> Aww, JCSBot rejected you...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2226
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 May 2011 01:52:50 UTC 
+%
+<Puddles> I just joined chat service, when does the chat serving begin?
+<Puddles> Time frame please?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2227
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 May 2011 01:10:11 UTC 
+%
+<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how to
+ask...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2229
+                                        Added: Fri, 13 May 2011 14:02:14 UTC 
+%
+< Bekarfel> JESUS EXISTS!
+<@aj00200> really?
+< Bekarfel> MY BISHOP SAYS HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS
+<@aj00200> intresting...
+< Bekarfel> ... he's always touching my precious jesus
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2230
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 May 2011 13:01:51 UTC 
+%
+11:33:47 *** Terraria (webchat@110.55.2.177) has joined #terraria-fans
+11:33:55  Terraria: hi
+11:34:07  Terraria: ?
+11:34:10  Terraria: Hi All
+11:34:15 *** Terraria is now known as Guest49258
+11:34:38  Guest49258: Hi All
+11:34:50  Guest49258: Any One Plz Talk
+11:35:07  Guest49258: Hey Terraria Fans
+11:35:20  Guest49258: Do You Badly Want Terraria
+11:35:57 *** Guest49258 (webchat@110.55.2.177) has quit (Client Quit)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2231
+                                        Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 10:26:55 UTC 
+%
+<CaptainTrek> i'm no longer needing to use PuTTY to do shit XD
+<Spitfire> I stopped using a potty years ago.
+<Spitfire> I mean, dude, seriously.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2233
+                                        Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 20:22:29 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of others :P
+<+dive> raela, when did problems with womens mental health affect men?
+<+raela> dive: lorena bobbit
+<+dive> o
+<+dive> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2236
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 May 2011 22:21:37 UTC 
+%
+< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :)
+< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list
+< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere
+< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P
+< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :(
+< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that
+< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/
+< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning
+< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses
+< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when
+you were a sailor
+< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it!
+< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner
+thigh?
+< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place,
+though
+< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too
+cold to wear shorts for me
+< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up
+your shirt and look down
+< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail!
+< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court
+and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel
+< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy
+cell ;)
+< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court
+< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has
+struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation,
+known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so
+to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware
+ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and
+raves.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2238
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC 
+%
+< ARob> I say we turn that 3T in to 15T and back up the internet
+< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get hard
+drives that big?
+<@rob0> Texas!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2239
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 21:58:27 UTC 
+%
+<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to have it.
+Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think?
+<+surrounder> kgs: do you like to torture yourself ?
+<+mrcarrot> kgs: download openbsd instead :)
+<+surrounder> openbsd++
+<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 18 reputation points.
+<+mrcarrot> openbsd++
+<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 19 reputation points.
+<+serotonin> openbsd++
+<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's been wantin
+your dick for a while?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2241
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 May 2011 07:44:10 UTC 
+%
+<+sira> i didn't have ahh one of those thingies for tires
+<+sira> the lifter thingy
+<+fuzzbawl> jack?
+<+sira> yeah
+<+sira> hahahah
+<+sira> :|
+<+serotonin> hahaha
+<+sira> the name some how escaped me
+<+sira> well i have one that comes with my car but it's so tiny
+<+Olfway> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2242
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 May 2011 04:27:38 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend
+< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time!
+<+Olfway> chicka wow wow
+<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro!
+<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot?
+<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days?
+<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..."
+<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow]
+<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work"
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+antiwire> :D
+<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and
+it's not a floppy"
+01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on
+private memory space
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2245
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC 
+%
+< deskey> i am trying to edit the lilo
+< deskey> i have slack64 and slack32 and ubuntu installed
+< deskey> i can boot to any of those except the ubuntu
+< deskey> anyone know whats the boot image for ubuntu/
+< deskey> image = /ubuntu64/boot/vmlinuz-2.6.38-8-generic
+< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i select this
+it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps lock blinks.. thats it
+< Tadgy> Slackware's LILO won't boot ubuntu.
+< Tadgy> It's a safety feature.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2248
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 May 2011 14:51:40 UTC 
+%
+LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and Mac is for
+hipsters :3
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2249
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 May 2011 00:01:32 UTC 
+%
+<[3]nertia> Is there such a thing as a good pathelogical liar?
+<KyleXY> [3]nertia: sure there is lol
+<Nebulae> Ted Bundy
+<KyleXY> Bill Gates
+<KyleXY> :P
+* KyleXY chuckles
+<KyleXY> He tells himself windows is secure all the ding dong day :p
+<Nebulae> Indeed. Both were excellent liars
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2250
+                                        Added: Fri, 27 May 2011 01:48:25 UTC 
+%
+<@Kyle> My auto replace list
+<@Kyle> 20:25 Key        Value                                    Auto
+<@Kyle> 20:25 e          E                                       yes
+<@Kyle> 20:25 <3         cH-                                   yes
+<@Kyle> 20:25 lol        heh,                                     yes
+<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'?
+* Grille giggles.
+< @Kyle> heh, yep
+<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P
+<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't
+trigger anymore ;)
+<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2251
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC 
+%
+<@mughi> argh..  i really need to rewrite this pile of crap..  fscking growing a
+table BY COLUMNS
+<@pparadis> wait what?
+<@tjfontaine> wut!
+<@pparadis> like instead of an INSERT it's an ADD COLUMN?!?!
+<@mughi> never let electrical engineers write code
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2252
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:40:16 UTC 
+%
+And the winner goes to:
+
+<<+        NaCl>> hey Dominian
+<<+        NaCl>> I locked myself out of noobfarm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2256
+                                        Added: Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:46:59 UTC 
+%
+< navi> !urmom
+<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants
+(824:4/7) [murom]
+* navi cries
+< navi> That one's just mean
+< navi> *sniffle*
+< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it?
+< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory
+< InitHello> oh
+< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the
+projects?
+< InitHello> like that?
+< SelfishMan> I don't get it
+< InitHello> apt = apartment
+< InitHello> projects = government funded housing
+< navi> InitHello: That is humourous.
+< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application?
+< navi> apt as in apartment.
+< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get
+< InitHello> exactly, navi
+< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though
+< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan
+< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation
+< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get"
+< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it
+< navi> T___L
+< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son.
+< navi> Towel?  Nah.
+< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET"
+< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very
+funny
+< InitHello> or went over your head
+< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on
+< InitHello> moving right along
+
+My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2258
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC 
+%
+Day three of the South East Linux Fest
+
+< rworkman> he
+< rworkman> my findgerxs are not wrorkndkg
+< rworkman> wd just toalkd e3to dosme thot hrils
+< rworkman> um
+< rworkman> we hust talkd to some hot tirlts
+< rworkman> is holld sho go tsleep
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2259
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:26:34 UTC 
+%
+<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man
+<+acidchild> I live in a caravan,
+<+acidchild> I turn't on the gas,
+<+acidchild> And i burnt my ass,
+<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2261
+                                        Added: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:07:27 UTC 
+%
+<Olfway> are you blond?
+<rand0mbr4nd> no
+<rand0mbr4nd> i dyed my hair
+<Olfway> are you sure
+<Olfway> whats your natural color?
+<rand0mbr4nd> blonde
+<Olfway> i rest my case
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2263
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:09:14 UTC 
+%
+< dell> one of the best explanation for emacs
+< dell> GNU Emacs = Generally Not Used Except by Middle-Aged Computer
+Scientists.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2264
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:46:15 UTC 
+%
+* byteframe is a big dummy who cleaned his lcd with 90% rubbing alchol.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2265
+                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:58:07 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again
+<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!"
+< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in
+<+serotonin> hehe
+<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think.
+:P
+<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^
+<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment
+<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking
+< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog
+< antiwire> look all scared too
+<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!"
+<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min
+ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away"
+<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2266
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC 
+%
+< pegwole> Let's be completely honest though about
+       consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a
+       pet with cancer, you don't know when it's
+       going to die but you know it won't last very
+       long.  Buying a PS3 is like getting married,
+       you forget you have friends, your money goes
+       to your new lifestyle, and after a while
+       people stop calling you.  Buying a Wii is
+       like adopting a special needs child, they can
+       do a lot of things other kids can do but for
+       some reason they tend to break your TV much
+       more often than other children.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2267
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:57:03 UTC 
+%
+-!- jesse_ [~jesse@14.139.58.197] has joined #ubuntu
+<jesse_> hello
+<jesse_> anyone using Ubuntu here..!!
+<Zolty1> Nope we are all mac users
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2268
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jul 2011 05:23:01 UTC 
+%
+< GauHelldragon> when i grow up i am going to be a bikcmp
+< bikcmp> oh god.
+<@Spitfire> You might have to grow down for that.
+< bikcmp> oh fuck you Spitfire
+<@Spitfire> :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2269
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:02:38 UTC 
+%
+<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line, use
+apt-fast :)
+<jiltdil> ActionParsnip:is apt-fast is new
+<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that apt-get
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2270
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:49:01 UTC 
+%
+<+nachox_> hmm, marshmallows have to be heated?
+<+nachox_> or they are supposed to be eaten raw?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2271
+                                        Added: Sat, 09 Jul 2011 19:24:16 UTC 
+%
+< mancha> is "salix" french for theft?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2272
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC 
+%
+<Kays> Python 3.2.1 is here!
+<tjay> python is a new kind of bot ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2273
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 05:54:10 UTC 
+%
+* hitest lets loose a window rattling fart
+* adrien breathes
+* dive faints
+* Mortvert lights a match
+* hitest explodes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2275
+                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:44:22 UTC 
+%
+<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get familiar with
+linux commands and that's fast and very simple?
+<rgr> SimeonK: the most used one.
+<rgr> Ubuntu.
+<rgr> #ubuntu
+<SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple
+<rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features?
+<rgr> do you want a gui?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2276
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:58:13 UTC 
+%
+<< crocket>> Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access
+to audio to users?
+<< theborger>> it uses speakers
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2279
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 04:04:22 UTC 
+%
+-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r,
++serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela,  (+38 more,
+use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
+<+antiwire> what. the. fuck.
+<+antiwire> they left us
+<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks
+<+Olfway> O.o
+<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery'
+body!
+<+Olfway> what just happened?
+<+antiwire> the internet broke
+<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server
+<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode
+<+Olfway> oh gods...
+<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!!
+<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive...
+<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o
+<+Olfway> =o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2280
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC 
+%
+<@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad?
+<@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good
+<+Olfway_> !8ball Does serotonin like it in the butt?
+<@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes
+<@serotonin> lmao
+<+Olfway_> hahahahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2281
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:57:14 UTC 
+%
+<gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD
+<gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with!
+<gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2283
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:09:27 UTC 
+%
+<axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad
+<axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2284
+                                        Added: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:11:32 UTC 
+%
+Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough?
+Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2285
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:22:06 UTC 
+%
+21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2286
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:59:02 UTC 
+%
+<crocket> Oh my god
+<crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address.
+<rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2287
+                                        Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:42:17 UTC 
+%
+Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core
+than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
+Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could
+do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
+Master-Passeli: please, no  more details
+evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons
+Master-Passeli: hey please!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2288
+                                        Added: Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:51:38 UTC 
+%
+<+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;)
+* Olfway_ strangles BP{k}
+<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to be cute...
+<+kethry> occasionaly anyway
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ
+<+Olfway_> kethry: lol
+-!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2291
+                                        Added: Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:18:29 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> were you waiting for me to say something?
+<+sero> yes, I'm evil like that
+<+sero> I will wait for YEARS if necessary.
+<+raela> damn
+<+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike
+<+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2292
+                                        Added: Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:35:16 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> !urban cock mangler
+<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful
+of cock.
+<+aceofspades19> ewww
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+sero> hahaha
+<+Olfway> !urban black and decker pecker wrecker
+<@SirBotsAlot> (n.) A black chick with braces.
+<+sero> hahaha
+<+antiwire> omfg
+<+sero> lmao
+<+Olfway> i almost threw up laughing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2293
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Aug 2011 05:14:38 UTC 
+%
+<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes --with-herbes &&
+make
+        pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach
+<+dive> noms
+<+Olfway> heh
+<+raela> mmm pizza
+< Dominian> hrm can install directly to a dev like that BP{k}
+< Dominian> mount -t stomachacid /dev/stomach /mnt/stomach
+< Dominian> make install DESTDIR=/mnt/stomach
+< Dominian> Just becareful when you 'unmount'..
+< Dominian> that's usually when /dev/toilet comes int o play
+<+dive> dd if=/mnt/lowerintestine of=/brighton/beach
+<+BP{k}> Dominian: well you definately don't want to use umount -f
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2295
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:49:24 UTC 
+%
+<<        tools>> I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I
+                       writer
+<<     antiwire>> tools: no, try reconnecting
+           <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client Quit]
+<<     antiwire>> lmao
+           >>>>>> tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk
+<<        tools>> Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ?
+<<     antiwire>> tools: same deal, try once more.
+<<        tools>> I have just tried
+<<     antiwire>> just again
+<<     antiwire>> 1 more
+<<        tools>> Are u doing this for fun ?
+<<     antiwire>> :>
+<<        tools>> LULZ
+           <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] []
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2296
+                                        Added: Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:46:10 UTC 
+%
+questionsabout joined #ubuntu
+<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with his owner
+<questionsabout> should i change it ?
+<ultrixx> questionsabout: yes, change to windows
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2297
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:26:55 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is
+"Catholic priest".
+* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there.
+* Alan_Hicks is a troll today.
+<+crocket> catholic priest
+<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less
+than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is.
+<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2298
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC 
+%
+19:33:38   chupacabra | where do I get google chrome?                          
+19:33:47   taleon | google.com/chrome
+19:33:54   chupacabra | lol ok.                                        
+19:33:58   chupacabra | tks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2299
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:36:48 UTC 
+%
+nullvalue: i want to add connect to socks5 to my perl script
+nullvalue: how may i do it
+nullvalue: pls
+alpha--: tried searching cpan?
+yrg: IO::Socket::Socks ?
+nullvalue: gotcha
+StoneWork: Just don't use that with Appliance::Dryer
+Gasseus: there's a module Appliance::Dryer?
+StoneWork: Io::Socket::Socks objects tend to go missing
+StoneWork: if you use them together
+yrg: :)
+StoneWork: usually only one half of the socket pair though
+StoneWork: so it's hard to track down
+Gasseus: LOL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2303
+                                        Added: Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:59:26 UTC 
+%
+<ferdna> mancha, how do you listen to tty?
+<ferdna> cat /dev/tty
+<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no longer help.
+<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and you say
+that i have to listen to tty
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2304
+                                        Added: Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:12:13 UTC 
+%
+<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich
+<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ
+sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish...
+<+sero> haha, damn
+<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >>
+<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P
+<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know...
+* sero puts an OBGYN on standby....
+<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2305
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC 
+%
+< homie> how much is a buck ?
+< Tadgy> 20 for oral, 30 for pen...
+< Tadgy> Oh, you said buck.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2306
+                                        Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:47:55 UTC 
+%
+Tadgy    : Passwords should be stored in your head.
+thumbs   : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I
+presume?
+alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2307
+                                        Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC 
+%
+< surHAAT> heya NightTiger o//
+< NightTiger> Hey there! New nick?
+< surHAAT> temporary
+<+dive> assHAAT
+<+theborger> he goes by lots of names, here we just call him, Love Tunnel
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2308
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:25:35 UTC 
+%
+21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop
+search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire.
+21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas
+and....i hated them all them all
+21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight
+21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic"
+21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2309
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC 
+%
+* Now talking in ##windows
+<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to change
+cmd.exe's default tab size?
+<neverblue> as in the key sent to cmd ?
+<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default is 8
+and I'd like to make that 4
+<neverblue> use \t/2 ?
+* quasar headdesk
+
+This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2310
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:02:11 UTC 
+%
+< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads
+< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn
+< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this
+ circumstance"
+< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little  pony,
+Narrenschiff
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2311
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC 
+%
+* Mortvert pokes brabo with office suite
+* brabo smacks Mortvert in the head
+* Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed.
+<Mortvert> I found one, lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2312
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:43:16 UTC 
+%
+<+PerfieM> I'm gonna be the new addition to staff!
+<+PerfieM> YAAAAYYY
+<+bazhang> that can't be good
+<+PerfieM> bazhang: that would be the day freenode burns in hell
+<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on Windows,
+using officeIRC
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2314
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:42:56 UTC 
+%
+Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but
+they don't have "rights".  If i'm hungry, I eat them.  If they annoy me, I kick
+them.  If i'm horny...
+rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem!
+pupit: lmao
+Habitual: meow means NO!
+rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one.
+pupit: lmao again
+alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but
+if i'm annoyed, I kick him
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2315
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC 
+%
+<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant.  Instructions said "remove cap and push up
+bottom."
+<@Dominian> lol
+<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2316
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC 
+%
+Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just a shit
+ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws.
+Dominian : like noobfarm
+Alan_Hicks : Precisely.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2317
+                                        Added: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:49:20 UTC 
+%
+< pegwole> threethirty: Why were you logged in as root earlier?
+< threethirty> i was booted into partedmagic trying to zero out this drive
+< pegwole> Well that's fun,  I successfully convinced a chick I know that
+          squirrels lay eggs.  That's what acorns are, and that's why
+          squirrels build nests.  I also told her that when you see a
+          squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and take it,
+          because it's about to eat a baby squirrel.
+< pegwole> This autumn should be pretty fun for me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2319
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:13:51 UTC 
+%
+noobsaib00t|8757 joined
+<rindolf> thef1y: hi. [22:38:14]
+<thef1y> hello [22:38:21]
+noobsaib00t|9957 joined
+<DrForr> Evening. [22:40:38]
+noobsaib00t|3899 joined
+noobsaib00t|6114 joined
+noobsaib00t|8322 joined
+noobsaib00t|7376 joined
+<DrForr> Oh gawd, inbound. [22:41:28]
+mode +o apeiron by ChanServ
+mode +r by apeiron
+apeiron  kicked noobsaib00t|7376 Reason: [shouldn't]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8322 Reason: [you]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|6114 Reason: [be]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|3899 Reason: [in]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|9957 Reason: [school]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8757 Reason: [right]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t Reason: [now]
+<ncow> wow
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2320
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:54:22 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten years
+those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look like a flaccid
+penis.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2321
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:23:12 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my favorite
+things to do
+< Dominian> lol
+< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company time
+< Dominian> lmfao
+< andarius> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2322
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:03:04 UTC 
+%
+<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with a
+lighter...
+<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game... I almost finished this level but then the
+explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s )
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2323
+                                        Added: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:01:12 UTC 
+%
+<+trhodes> wgetting lunch ?! cool!!
+<+trhodes> i wanna try that :P
+<+Dominian> trhodes: that was a total typo too
+<+Dominian> lol
+<+trhodes> nerd typo!
+<+Dominian> no shit!
+<+Dominian> I am AWESOME
+<+trhodes> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2324
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:22:07 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> I love mcdicks fries
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2325
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:33:12 UTC 
+%
+<EyesIsMine> HOLY
+<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free   Swap space: 7.31 GB
+total / 1.64 GB free
+<EyesIsMine> THAT'S NOT GOOD
+<orbit> that's less than ideal.
+<EyesIsMine> what the hell is taking up all the real memory
+<EyesIsMine> Running processesI293
+<EyesIsMine> I guess they are
+<orbit> firefox.
+<EyesIsMine> nope
+<EyesIsMine> woah.
+* orbit arches an eyebrow
+<EyesIsMine>  ... waiting .......................
+<EyesIsMine> damnit
+<EyesIsMine> Maybe I should sudo aptitude upgrade
+<gry> Hahahahahahaha.
+* orbit arches an eyebrow
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2326
+                                        Added: Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:03:02 UTC 
+%
+<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning module on
+the bot
+<+eviljames> it started learning from the channel's banter
+<+eviljames> and was promptly driven insane
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2327
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:41:12 UTC 
+%
+<+sero> I break shit in ways others don't even fucking dream of!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2328
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:46:00 UTC 
+%
+<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?"   "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the
+penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2329
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC 
+%
+<rst> sure, perl is faster than python for a few things
+<@epixoip> a few things?
+<@epixoip> name one thing python is faster at.
+<rebeccablack> dev time :)
+<rebeccablack> lol
+<@epixoip> only if you don't know perl.
+<@Apsu> ^
+<rebeccablack> heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2330
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:46:42 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer services
+                      section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I emailed
+the
+                      company and told them they should stop spamming and they
+told me to fuck off
+<+aceofspades19> literally they said 'you sir can fuck right off'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2331
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:49:34 UTC 
+%
+< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move a
+window around it, the icon gets glithces.
+< crocket> Is this bug fixed?
+<+rworkman> Yes.  Don't do that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2332
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:38:36 UTC 
+%
+* aceofspades19 wonders what #offtopic will say when and if I have a kid
+<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having a kid than
+       you aceofspades19...... :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2333
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:50:19 UTC 
+%
+<bikcmp> JStoker: hm. any other distro's worth peeking at?
+<bikcmp> aside from debian.
+<JStoker> debian
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2334
+                                        Added: Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:38:12 UTC 
+%
+< ScreamerX> is slackware dead?
+< Skywise> yes
+< Skywise> we're all here in mourning
+< ScreamerX> is there any replacement available?
+< Skywise> it was one of a kind
+< ScreamerX> was?
+< Skywise> its dead now
+< ScreamerX> which distribution?
+< Skywise> slackware
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2335
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:36:10 UTC 
+%
+<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs?  I mean, really
+they're just lumps of fat.  What's the attraction, other than we don't have
+                 them?
+<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess
+<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe
+<+danc3> yeah, probably true
+<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic
+thoughts of genitalia :p
+<+danc3> haha
+<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes
+<+danc3> they're like snowflakes
+<+NyteOwl> lol
+<+danc3> except they last longer
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2337
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC 
+%
+<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that I'll
+laugh.
+<bikcmp> i see
+<bikcmp> that's cool
+<Spitfire> lol
+<bikcmp> oh you suck
+<Spitfire> :P
+<bikcmp> really, stop it
+<bikcmp> :(
+<Spitfire> Haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2338
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:08:19 UTC 
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places
+<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside
+your mother's ass crack.
+<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2339
+                                        Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC 
+%
+-!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined ##slackware-offtopic
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v antiwire] by AgentAnderson
+<+antiwire> guys
+<+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you.
+<+Olfway> you got laid?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2340
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:20:37 UTC 
+%
+<+adrien> let's have sex together
+<+antiwire> XD
+<+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2342
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:52:02 UTC 
+%
+<+BP{k}> heels > flats.
+<+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh
+<+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something?
+<+antiwire> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2343
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:07:16 UTC 
+%
+* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with
+him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come
+back at 5 pm :P
+<+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2344
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:48:34 UTC 
+%
+< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
+< thrice`> looks weird to me
+< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
+< andarius> To soak up the pee :o
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2345
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:34:26 UTC 
+%
+<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
++aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
+<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone
+<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ?
+<+Dominian> adaptr: nope
+<+Dominian> all at once
+<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2349
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:36:58 UTC 
+%
+fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my
+to-do list" a priority
+fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today
+Boss: true
+fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass?
+Boss: false
+fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values
+Boss: undefined
+fuzzbawl: lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2350
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC 
+%
+<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros
+of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2353
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:09:11 UTC 
+%
++adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
++hitest | yep
++hitest | she takes after her mother
++hitest | :)
++adrien | huh?
++adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise
++adrien |  :p
++hitest | haha
++hitest | ++
++hitest | good one
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2354
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:51 UTC 
+%
+< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
+< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
+< cliched> your not an admin
+< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am
+-!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ
+< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
+< bikcmp> :-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2359
+                                        Added: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 05:35:39 UTC 
+%
+<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car
+engine.
+<+theborger> must of been my wife
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2360
+                                        Added: Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:32:59 UTC 
+%
+< Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from
+util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill
+from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it.
+< Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day.
+< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies?
+< Skaperen> not completely dead
+< Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2361
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:01:56 UTC 
+%
+* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey
+Olfway fetch :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2362
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:08:44 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't
+working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
+<+aceofspades19> I was like ..
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2363
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:39:44 UTC 
+%
+<+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D
+<@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -..
+<+Olfway> wtf...
+<+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big....
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2364
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:39:20 UTC 
+%
+<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart
+<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ?
+<+adaptr> you virgin you
+<+Olfway> NOT.NOT
+<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr
+<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do
+<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2366
+                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC 
+%
+<<+aceofspades1>> well it gets this cold about once a year
+<<+        dive>> yeah it's called 'winter'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2369
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:16:10 UTC 
+%
+* Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild
+<+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over.....
+<+sero> !weather Hell, MI
+<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a
+temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and
+it's Clear.
+<+sero> yup, look at that.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2370
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:21:37 UTC 
+%
+< four_20> where's Olfway?
+< Sammies843> idk.
+< four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit
+(13 minutes later)
+< Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2371
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:43:05 UTC 
+%
+< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin.
+< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i
+told the guy to point the antenna your way"
+< pegwole> He lives across town.
+< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works...
+< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2372
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC 
+%
+<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back
+into my room it smelled like a sewer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2373
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:06:27 UTC 
+%
+<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2374
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:42:36 UTC 
+%
+@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!"
+",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<<
+<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>."
+@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short.
++edman007 | that's what she said
+@trhodes | lmao
++hitest | lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2375
+                                        Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is
+the deal with that?
+<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2377
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:01:34 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog
+<+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2378
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:39:48 UTC 
+%
+<LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops
+<LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2379
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:49:15 UTC 
+%
+< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 year old
+             kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2380
+                                        Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:55:10 UTC 
+%
++kgs | Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning?
++kgs | Is it because of farts or something?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2381
+                                        Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:05:46 UTC 
+%
+<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to rescale it to
+four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload the original, and G13 to
+go back a picture>
+[grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now
+[grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000
+          photos to go through
+[pegwole]  Nice to know you're looking at porn right now.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2382
+                                        Added: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:36:48 UTC 
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell
+<+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source
+<+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap
+<+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2384
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:32:48 UTC 
+%
+<@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now?
+<@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again.
+<@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2385
+                                        Added: Sun, 19 Feb 2012 04:34:53 UTC 
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2387
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC 
+%
+<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go asl in
+##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help
+<@alienBOB> We are not your fucking helpdesk
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2388
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:22:45 UTC 
+%
+<@sero> @eightball Is CaptObviousman an old fart?
+<@AgentAnderson> sero: Obviously.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2389
+                                        Added: Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:13:16 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> I don't always browse goat pr0n, but when I do, I use port 53
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2390
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:31:00 UTC 
+%
+incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to have
+that group in case i need to use a floppy image
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2391
+                                        Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:13:17 UTC 
+%
+<+BP{k}> in catholic church .. religion fucks you.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2392
+                                        Added: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:06:07 UTC 
+%
+<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into my
+chinese
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2393
+                                        Added: Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:00:04 UTC 
+%
+-!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined ##slackware
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2396
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:08:34 UTC 
+%
+(+     Olfway) ## makes me want to snort massive amounts of coke
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2397
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:24:38 UTC 
+%
+<Unit193> Girl? What's that?
+<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single mistake
+while using it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2398
+                                        Added: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:58:08 UTC 
+%
+< CaptObviousman> it is official steak&bj day, I'd forgotten
+* | andarius heads over to BP{k}'s place
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2399
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:17:01 UTC 
+%
+<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a blowjob,
+its pi day
+<+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately.
+<+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today
+* CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his index
+finger/thumb tonight
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of the
+helpers, not the helpees
+<+eviljames> bahahahahaha
+<+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA
+<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, but lord
+that would hurt like hell
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2400
+                                        Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:20:15 UTC 
+%
+<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a god damn
+cup in it
+<+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2401
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:44:34 UTC 
+%
+<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my pants ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2402
+                                        Added: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:13:59 UTC 
+%
+* edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19)
+aceofspades19 has joined ##slackware-offtopic
++aceofspades19 | I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join command
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2403
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:42:24 UTC 
+%
+<<       wizbit>> You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
+<<       wizbit>> hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
+               wizbit rubs chin
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2404
+                                        Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:51:33 UTC 
+%
+< Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket.
+< thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens?
+< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness.  We're not supposed to ignore the
+retards anymore are we? :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2405
+                                        Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:56:16 UTC 
+%
+<lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ?
+<Defusal> lautriv, no it is not
+<Defusal> root is called root.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2406
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:55:31 UTC 
+%
++Roin | @.@
+@AgentAnderson | Roin: How the hell should I know!
++Roin | AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything!
+@AgentAnderson | Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
++Roin | most certanly I do ._.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2407
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:04:24 UTC 
+%
+<+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2408
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:12:52 UTC 
+%
+< Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis
+< NitroGL> finger girlfriend
+< rob0> no, he said no_foreplay
+< jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist
+< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you
+'modprobe hick mode=default'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2409
+                                        Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:56:54 UTC 
+%
+dive | notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2410
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:18:37 UTC 
+%
+<+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware.
+<+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p
+<+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance
+<+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2411
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:07:07 UTC 
+%
+< RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you
+< Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };:
+< RJ> iu know what it is
+< Olfway> What is it then?
+-!- RJ [~RJ@comcast.net] has quit [connection reset by peer]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2412
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:17:31 UTC 
+%
+<+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2414
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:42:22 UTC 
+%
+<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in windows, so
+why not Linux(android) in Linux?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2415
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:57:42 UTC 
+%
+< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just
+cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know"
+< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2416
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC 
+%
+<<+    Dominian>> How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb,
+                lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch,
+                lightswitch, energy?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2417
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:54:26 UTC 
+%
+<albacker> what's the default emacs font?
+<legumbre> RMS Sans Mono
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2418
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:02:44 UTC 
+%
+<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning from
+his cock?
+<Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden
+<Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost
+<Olfway> *BZZT*
+<Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2419
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:52:05 UTC 
+%
+<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck
+<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch
+<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come
+             inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so
+he
+             didn't get fed
+<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly
+             as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he
+could
+             escape
+<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house
+             wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse
+<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked
+             into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of
+the
+             shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and
+             started clawing my like crazy
+<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein
+<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he
+             has no doubt infected me with
+<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a
+             variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won,
+because he
+             is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry
+through
+             the threat out of pure spit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2420
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC 
+%
+<+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em?
+<+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2421
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:44:18 UTC 
+%
+<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the men
+standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their cocks bark out
+at each other.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2422
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:51:11 UTC 
+%
+<      drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else!
+<      drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT
+< Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2423
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:53:33 UTC 
+%
+<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF
+<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood
+              out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2424
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC 
+%
+<<@       BP{k}>> I went to mordor last year ...
+<<+        NaCl>> BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
+<<@       BP{k}>> why, yes. Yes I did.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2425
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:35:24 UTC 
+%
+<@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years
+<+lulzfish_4> fap?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2426
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:08:19 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad things to
+                 it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2427
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:53:33 UTC 
+%
+<crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops.
+<crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2428
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:07:41 UTC 
+%
+rob0 | Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, microwavable
+bowls.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2429
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:35:47 UTC 
+%
+<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not qualified to
+write the program. Go back to hello, world.
+<pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2430
+                                        Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:36:14 UTC 
+%
+<pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth?
+<Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it?
+<Kenjiro> I only set it +x and used /etc/rc.d/rc.bluetooth start
+<Kenjiro> just that
+<pprkut> what I meant :)
+* Tadgy gets the doll for rc.bluetooth to demonstrate where it was touched
+<Kenjiro> Tadgy: LOL
+<Kenjiro> I believe I didn't touch it in a bad way ROTFL
+<Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :)
+<Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww
+<rob0> Hide the altar boys!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2431
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:56:07 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway?
+<+Olfway> ...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2432
+                                        Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:51:59 UTC 
+%
+<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to do on
+the toilet :(
+.
+.
+<raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2433
+                                        Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:33:34 UTC 
+%
+<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus"
+<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh?
+<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name
+<+hitest> heh
+<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just
+               quickly glance?
+<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language
+                than English?
+<+Olfway> shit
+<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that
+             and never forget it...
+<+Olfway> english is the only real language
+<+Olfway> (hahahaha)
+<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking
+<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc,
+             could you help me?"
+<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2434
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC 
+%
+SSSeSSS > [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] joins #xfs
+SSSeSSS : Hi all
+sandeen`` : hey there
+SSSeSSS : this is the only linux chat i seen so i decided to stop by
+SSSeSSS : what do you guys talk about in here
+sandeen`` * points at topic ...
+SSSeSSS : I am kinda new to the linux world so i dunno but I love linux
+SSSeSSS : ya well i figured that much but what about
+SSSeSSS : i dont see anyone on the topic if you know what i mean
+SSSeSSS : I have not had any problems with my file systems yet
+SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really wondering?
+SSSeSSS : anyone know of another good linux chat?
+2SSSeSSS < [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] quits [Quit: Leaving]
+adrien :  ^^
+sandeen`` : plonk.
+CybDev : lol
+CybDev : he really needs to get out more ^^
+elder : linux gurlz r teh bomb
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2435
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:16:30 UTC 
+%
+22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS,
+Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490
+22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff?
+22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :)
+22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd
+22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2436
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:50:26 UTC 
+%
++Olfway | I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth...
+@firebird | Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could
+potentially bite off? :)
++Olfway | i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in
+it's mouth
++Olfway | wait...
++Olfway | awh fuck
+* | Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2437
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:55:00 UTC 
+%
+<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
+< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
+<+Olfway> lmfao
+<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come
+                      to think of it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2438
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:19:37 UTC 
+%
+<<      sharvey>> is the slackware site down?
+
+....
+
+<<         jg71>> hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
+               jg71 looks at crocket
+<<       petar^>> how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
+<<       Junius>> he's a speshul agent
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2440
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:11:44 UTC 
+%
+<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2441
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:39:06 UTC 
+%
++nyteowl | when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of,
+divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2442
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:27:46 UTC 
+%
++Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's
+valve stem covers off their tires          
++Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them  
++theborger   damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2443
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:47:13 UTC 
+%
+<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go.  In fact, it might be beneficial.
+ Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even
+have a website... no one knows about it!"
+<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2444
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC 
+%
+<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen?  will the aliens abduct me and stick
+things up my back side?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2445
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:14:36 UTC 
+%
+<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user
+wanted to lick it.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2446
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:47:47 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of
+the week
+<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
+<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of
+the week :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2447
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:43:57 UTC 
+%
+< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
+< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
+< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
+< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average
+after the internet something something something porn.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2448
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:11:27 UTC 
+%
++Olfway | i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
++adrien | which is a pearl necklace of course
++Olfway | and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn...
+which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
++Olfway | well im out for the night
++Olfway | later y'all
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2449
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:23:38 UTC 
+%
+(+  theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2450
+                                        Added: Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:30:42 UTC 
+%
+<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
+* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now
+engaged. To another woman.
+<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
+<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2452
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 05:10:12 UTC 
+%
+<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$
+/index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
+<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and
+barfed all over nginx
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2453
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 20:21:00 UTC 
+%
+<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
+<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough
+building
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2458
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:52 UTC 
+%
+curiousgeorge | what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy
+of the install dvd
+curiousgeorge | but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all
+these upgrades  ;)
+adaptr | yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2460
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 01:44:41 UTC 
+%
+<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap
+airfare?
+<gheraint> become aircrew
+<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
+<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to
+not become religious?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2461
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 08:19:33 UTC 
+%
+<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge
+opteron
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2462
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 May 2012 19:15:32 UTC 
+%
+(+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2463
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 May 2012 14:59:40 UTC 
+%
+<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever
+<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do
+<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up
+on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
+<gry> What was the problem?
+<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in?
+<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor.
+<thrashout> lol
+<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out
+<T_A_N_K> lmfao
+<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2464
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC 
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle
+at the same time
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2465
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:58:49 UTC 
+%
+# Yo-mama jokes by nerds...
+
+<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%...
+<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput
+<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
+<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
+<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle
+at the same time
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
+<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle...
+<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around
+her body
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
+<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu.  Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her.
+<+Stoo> hm .. nah
++Stoo * fails at this game
+<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own
+<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
+<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
+<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at
+once.
+<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough
+viruses
+<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
+<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every
+performance.   :P  HAHAHAHHA
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2466
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 20:28:43 UTC 
+%
+* andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :|
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2467
+                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2012 19:28:48 UTC 
+%
+<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine
+<HoopyCat> is that near constantinople?
+<bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's
+<HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry
+<bob2> hm i think i got all my apostrophe's correct
+<bob2> @win
+<bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat
+<Commodore> apostrophes
+<Commodore> does not have an apostrophe
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2468
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 May 2012 13:10:54 UTC 
+%
+<Skywise> how much does it pay?
+<mancha> 5 bugumbas
+<Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin?
+<mancha> once your ass stops hurting
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2469
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 18:46:50 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2470
+                                        Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 19:50:44 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2472
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:39:34 UTC 
+%
+* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The
+Sopranos
+* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The
+Sopranos though a window at his house
+<+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man
+* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow
+talk.
+<+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things?
+<+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2473
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:46:52 UTC 
+%
+<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony
+soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not
+cruel enough.
+<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2474
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:57:18 UTC 
+%
+<rworkman> I'm fucked up.
+<rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock
+<rworkman> Um,no.
+<rworkman> Alan is an ass.
+<rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2477
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:03:29 UTC 
+%
+<+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D
+<+theborger> get my Tan on
+<+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot
+<+Olfway> like, about 70-80
+<+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2478
+                                        Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:24:58 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus
+                      with your computer'
+<+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT
+<+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2479
+                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:12:31 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever
+<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names'
+<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
+<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
+<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
+<+aceofspades19> BITCH!
+<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for
+inches
+         so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
+<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure
+                faggot
+<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
+<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
+<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
+<+SpaceJockey> lol
+<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz
+                that matter
+<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
+<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
+<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
+punishment:
+<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
+              punishment
+<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time
+for
+         some extenze
+<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
+<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
+<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big
+<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
+<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
+<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a
+         tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over,
+man.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2480
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:59:00 UTC 
+%
+<+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay*
+<+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2481
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:04:45 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best.
+http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
+<+Bedlam> much better names
+<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in
+binary.
+<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2
+pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons
+make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
+<+surrounder> wrong
+<+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2482
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:40:04 UTC 
+%
+<+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2483
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:30:33 UTC 
+%
+<+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out
+<+eviljames> can't explain taht.
+<+MajObviousman> fucking moon
+<+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods!
+<+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2484
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:42:36 UTC 
+%
+Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs
+Olfway:a hammer
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2485
+                                        Added: Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:11:08 UTC 
+%
+< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls
+with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry
+through the  process.
+< pharaun> good first step
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2486
+                                        Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:27:09 UTC 
+%
++Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2488
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:40:10 UTC 
+%
+<+theborger> only the tip this time i swear
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2489
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:39:46 UTC 
+%
++Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2490
+                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:31:05 UTC 
+%
+<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you will not
+need crossover or wine.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2491
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:09:49 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> I didn't choose to be heterosexual
+<+aceofspades19> I just happen to really like tits
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2492
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:55:30 UTC 
+%
+<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on your
+computer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2494
+                                        Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:29:45 UTC 
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> just touching it makes me smile and releaves stress ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2495
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:52:36 UTC 
+%
+* | MajObviousman is satisfied
+<rob0> | drijen jerked off, and MajObviousman is satisfied?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2496
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:44:39 UTC 
+%
+<@Romster> yeah i probably haven't got the better end of the stick
+* | drijen beats nogagplz with Romster's stick
+* | nogagplz severs drijens love muscle
+* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's ass
+< nogagplz> that's it I'm done
+< nogagplz> game over man!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2497
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:21:28 UTC 
+%
+khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system my mouse
+and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about missing of mod
+probe. how fix that?
+
+...a few minutes later...
+
+rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the ChangeLog. alienBOB
+helps build Slackware, and he reads the ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware,
+and he even reads his ChangeLog. We expect the same of our users. :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2498
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:23:31 UTC 
+%
+<<+    Fatalnix>> WTF
+<<+    Fatalnix>> there appears to be a colony of ants living in my Thinkpad
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2499
+                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:32:24 UTC 
+%
+<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other software for
+free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with what they know.
+<NyteOwl> yes - viral/parasitc marketing it its highet form
+<NyteOwl> liek giving crack to kids so they'll buy it as adults
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2500
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:53:11 UTC 
+%
+<tightwork> the new IRCwatchers diet
+<tightwork> ship a bootable cd that launches user into freenode
+<tightwork> #defocus
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2501
+                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2012 01:53:55 UTC 
+%
+<+dive> it enters the room 10 mins before the rest of me
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2502
+                                        Added: Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:57:58 UTC 
+%
+<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats a lot
+of crops to dust
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2503
+                                        Added: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:53:52 UTC 
+%
+<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style
+<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2504
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC 
+%
+< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll be
+interested.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2505
+                                        Added: Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:38:48 UTC 
+%
+In the middle of the night from saturday to sunday:
+
+Charlos > [~charlos@46.102.36.93] joins #radeon
+Charlos : Hello all
+Charlos : are there online  ?
+Charlos : RV710       Radeon HD 4350/4550
+Charlos : how to make install this  driver ?
+Charlos : my version in OpenSuse 10.3
+Charlos : help me please... Im Paola
+Charlos | changes nick to Paola
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2506
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:29:20 UTC 
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard ...
+<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took
+over! She got a bone of her own.
+<+Soul_keeper> good ol' nursery rhymes apply to mars.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2507
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 06:24:12 UTC 
+%
++Roin  | off to bed good night o/
++Soul_keeper | take raela or adrien with you :)
++raela | adrien is the better choice
+@adrien| I fart in bed
++raela | I also happen to fart in my sleep so hey
++raela | I am not the safe coice!
++raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour milk. I
+can't lie to nil about being hungry :(
++raela | the farts tell all
++MajObviousman | dear god this is comedy gold
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2508
+                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:04:33 UTC 
+%
+<+Myk267> It's not enough!
+<+Olfway> thats what she said
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2509
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:58:52 UTC 
+%
+<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's silence
+<wargus> :D
+<wargus> was already the same yesterday
+<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't deny
+you're enjoying this. :-P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2510
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:32:40 UTC 
+%
+<Nuck> tmux: for when you get tired of screen's bullshit :D
+* Nuck huggles tmux
+<gry> what did screen do wrong this time? :)
+<Nuck> gry: /configuration files/
+<Nuck> That's it.
+<gry> oh yeah, I think I didn't touch them
+<gry> why did you have to, what did you want to change in its behaviour?
+<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy spawn at
+startup of my home server
+<Nuck> I run them in screen for easy access
+<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add two
+windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager to hug their
+parents in public
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2511
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:41:59 UTC 
+%
++Olfway | but yeah...
++Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware
++Olfway | t'was love at first sight...
++Olfway | slackware, not him
++Olfway | lmfao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2512
+                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:55:34 UTC 
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing it.
+Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now,  you're
+just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention like some
+sexually abused 14 year old boy.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2513
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:01:15 UTC 
+%
+<+tintin> Do all people here use slackware?
+<+hitest> of course it is the law
+<+aceofspades19> tintin: no they use GoatOS
+<+Olfway> hitest++
+<@SirBotsAlot> karma - hitest: 23
+<+tintin> tintin++
+<+tintin> Olfway: hi
+<+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi
+<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and I still
+             don't know.
+<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, no pc
+                    needed
+<+Olfway> hahahaha
+<+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy
+<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear
+<+hitest> dive,  it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day
+<+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat
+<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join
+                    ##slackware-offtopic
+<+Olfway> hahahaha
+<+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware
+<+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit
+<+Olfway> lulz
+* dive ducks
+<+Soul_keeper> :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2514
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 04:03:17 UTC 
+%
+<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my dreams get.
+Up to a point
+<MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2515
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:57:32 UTC 
+%
+<mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_
+* Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues.
+<mark_peters> Not that odd.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2516
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:08:32 UTC 
+%
+<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other
+place where i got more space?
+<mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/
+<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount
+it in other place where i have more
+     space
+<mark_peters> How is it not an option?
+<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete?
+:-)
+<thrice> why can't you move stuff, either?
+<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there
+<ZYX> because it`s virtual
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2517
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:35:37 UTC 
+%
+-!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke
+YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams]
+<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2518
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC 
+%
+<+Stoo> seriously.  I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is
+like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2519
+                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:21:11 UTC 
+%
+<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they
+touched. my. screen.
+<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2521
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:30:22 UTC 
+%
+< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
+<+erry> no need for caps!
+< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2523
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:48:28 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the
+Mama.
+<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right
+in bed with you first date.
+<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
+<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2524
+                                        Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:26:35 UTC 
+%
+(+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2525
+                                        Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:29:45 UTC 
+%
+< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and
+green color themes....
+< thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people
+< iToast> thegerdur, how
+< thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2527
+                                        Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2012 08:04:25 UTC 
+%
+<+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2529
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:32:08 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2531
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:52:48 UTC 
+%
++MajObviousman | you know, it seems immediately obvious
++MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy
++MajObviousman | sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2532
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:59:00 UTC 
+%
++krizzo | Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
+  +Dominian | heh
+  +Dominian | How'd you do that?
+  +Dominian | ask them what a naked woman looks like?
++SpaceJockey | lmao
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2533
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:28:02 UTC 
+%
++s0ulslack | I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to
+shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
++s0ulslack | the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits
++s0ulslack | boxen lost on that one
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2534
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:03:21 UTC 
+%
+<@dwfreed> Bottien: pail
+<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these
+similar topics: 'penis'
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2535
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:40:18 UTC 
+%
+(+ Roin) Ok that hurts
+(+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench?
+(+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly
+(+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2536
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2012 23:30:48 UTC 
+%
+<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion.....
+<firebird> penile*
+* firebird runs for cover
+* xovan throws a fag grenade
+<xovan> *it explodes into bronies*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2537
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:31:48 UTC 
+%
+<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned
+everyone
+<xovan> it got smart
+<antiwire> lol
+<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!!
+<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel
+<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots
+<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc
+<xovan> a master race of ai
+<xovan> it was becoming skynet
+<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha
+<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this?
+<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't
+very good at building AI
+<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit
+<xovan> they can't be trusted
+<antiwire> it was like HAL
+<xovan> what are you doing firebird ?
+<firebird> making a bot script
+<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave."
+<antiwire> CLICK
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2538
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC 
+%
+<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference
+<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually
+meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2539
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:36:45 UTC 
+%
+<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved.
+<d4wnr4z0r> yup.
+<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem.
+<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and
+again
+<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first
+<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2540
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC 
+%
+<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour
+period?
+<Skywise> depends on how much i drink
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2541
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:39:30 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I
+could make a fuckin' killin'.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2542
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:51:25 UTC 
+%
+<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they
+can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you
+hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2543
+                                        Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:05:12 UTC 
+%
+KaMii | myan apocolypse already happened
+       KaMii | they forgot to calculate leap years
+WhiteWolf1776 | yea KaMii ... you showed up
+WhiteWolf1776 | but that only killed the channel ;)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2544
+                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:38:26 UTC 
+%
+<KaMii> does anything live in arizona?
+<wswhitney> Sand.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2546
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2012 06:27:12 UTC 
+%
+(+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2547
+                                        Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:50:14 UTC 
+%
+* troii has joined ##security
+<troii>  /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2550
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:44:36 UTC 
+%
+<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit out of me
+just now
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2551
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 07:11:16 UTC 
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the openbsd
+thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, humble bundle,
+etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never had a desktop presence?
+ nah
+<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash of non-UNIX
+ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it will have forgotten its
+roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country girl who moves to the big city to
+make it in show business, before long we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks
+in a back alley to support its meth addiction.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2552
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:45:51 UTC 
+%
+<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to make a
+screen door watertight.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2553
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:12:00 UTC 
+%
+d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I was laid.
+d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago
+Tadgy: Tell me about it.
+Tadgy: My dick has atrophied.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2554
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:37:02 UTC 
+%
+< CaptainArf> duke
+< CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop!
+< CaptainArf> curses
+< CaptainArf> doesnt*
+< Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2555
+                                        Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:55:12 UTC 
+%
+< raz_> what is `ip` command used for ?
+< Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies.
+< Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2556
+                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:31:56 UTC 
+%
+Roin; I did all my homework today
+Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2557
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:04:13 UTC 
+%
+<@Murdog> PENIS
+<@Murdog> WANGS
+<@Murdog> DICKS
+<@Murdog> COCKS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@Murdog> SHLONGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@Murdog> BELLENDS
+< Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2558
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:11:14 UTC 
+%
+<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return?
+http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM
+<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok?
+<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look
+<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why
+I'm asking these guys
+<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here
+file
+<tem-> ^
+<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them.
+<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol
+<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2559
+                                        Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC 
+%
+< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just
+                   talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2560
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC 
+%
+<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since my last assignmnet...
+i've been irc'ing all day... every day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;)
+<theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows
+<surrounder> haha yeah
+<surrounder> go join #ubuntu
+<BP{k}> or ##linux
+<WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee
+<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go to ##linux
+<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp stick in my
+eye
+<surrounder> hahaha
+<surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++
+<BP{k}> LOL
+<AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4
+<WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway
+<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head up a fat
+girls vag
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2561
+                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:35:18 UTC 
+%
+<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for my laptop
+<surrounder> zomg custom!
+<BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels .....
+<BP{k}> then I discovered beer.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2562
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:10:29 UTC 
+%
+<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please
+read
+http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions.
+You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843).
+* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3
+<HelenaB> :o
+<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/
+<DG> nah
+<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions!
+<HelenaB> DG: works here
+<HelenaB> it's his computer
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)"
+<TomM> LOL!
+<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server
+<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd
+<DG> ^
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2563
+                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC 
+%
+Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie
+Skywise | he never argues the issues
+Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else is saying
+Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can
+mancha | skywise is a racist
+Skywise | see theres my point made
+Skywise | i never said i approved of racism
+Skywise | mancha is lying
+ arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2564
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:17:47 UTC 
+%
+...
+WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;)
+     Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats your
+explanation
+WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well
+       arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel...  Who's winning?
+           * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl
+       arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2565
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:21:43 UTC 
+%
+< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the
+mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the
+same thing a couple of months later
+...
+< arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base
+< eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space
+< arfon> HA HA!!!!  I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat
+< pink_mist> lol
+< mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die....
+< arfon> lol
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2566
+                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:01:46 UTC 
+%
++Olfway | well, this is awkward
++MLanden | wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
++Olfway | i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
++MLanden | then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
++aceofspades19 | thanks for sharing
++Olfway | i just heard collective drink-spitting
++Olfway | and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
++aceofspades19 | I am already dead on the inside
++Olfway | i just killed you a little more dead
++aceofspades19 | you can't get any more dead than dead
+* Olfway smells a noobfarming
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2568
+                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:13:06 UTC 
+%
+<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
+<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
+<slava_dp> saved :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2569
+                                        Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:53:49 UTC 
+%
++arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms...
++arfon | There seems to be a correlation
+@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2570
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC 
+%
+< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the
+middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
+< Jack-is> Ah
+< Jack-is> Bummer.
+< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
+< Jack-is> A bit.
+< MajObviousman> I looked down
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2571
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:51:10 UTC 
+%
+< iammpain> I just had to run this command....
+< iammpain> cat poop.log
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2572
+                                        Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:14:29 UTC 
+%
++theborger | i got to find someplace to put this thing
++misspwn   | ok i am ready for the big one            
++misspwn   | ha                                      
++misspwn   | ok
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2573
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:27:26 UTC 
+%
+[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
+[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD
+[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
+[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where
+they permanently store data.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2575
+                                        Added: Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:20:53 UTC 
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2577
+                                        Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 04:23:59 UTC 
+%
++Olfway | guys... i think im gay
++cmyster | as in happy ?
++Olfway | i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
++Olfway | i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2579
+                                        Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:59:20 UTC 
+%
+<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house
+and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's
+what old people's orgasms are like
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2580
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:23:10 UTC 
+%
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best.
+http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
+<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of
+measurement in binary.
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a
+pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2
+gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
+<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
+<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
+<TheM4ch1n3> lol
+<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
+<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
+<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
+<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
+<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2582
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:46:00 UTC 
+%
++theborger | Roin: yer you a rich kid
++Roin | Hmpf I earn my own money :O
++Dominian | is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
++Roin | They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
++Dominian | Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
++Roin | Dominian: why?
++Dominian | from being on your knees all day
++theborger | Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
++Roin | a man has to do, what a man has to do
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2584
+                                        Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:33:06 UTC 
+%
+<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out
+of it?
+<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
+<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
+<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
+<+pparadis> oh you know it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2585
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:36 UTC 
+%
++cmyster | anyone here a python guy ?                          
++cmyster | as in the programming language, not what you think is between your
+legs
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2586
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:53:07 UTC 
+%
+<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men
+getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2587
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:10:57 UTC 
+%
+<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
+<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2588
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:04:31 UTC 
+%
++eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ?  Same size or
+larger than your 'tormentor' ?
++Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
++adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
++Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
++LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2589
+                                        Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:41:53 UTC 
+%
++arfon | antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
++Tadgy | That's viagra for you.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2590
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:48:37 UTC 
+%
++linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night
+with someone                                          
++linXea | except for last friday..  I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned
+it                                                  
++linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2591
+                                        Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC 
+%
+<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song.  Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2592
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC 
+%
+<anonymous> Hello
+<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
+<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
+<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
+<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the
+product if defective
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2593
+                                        Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:58:54 UTC 
+%
++Crosma | Girls have vaginas.
++aceofspades19 | Crosma: good job
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2594
+                                        Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:56:38 UTC 
+%
+sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2595
+                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:32:01 UTC 
+%
++Alan_Hicks | I wonder....            
++Alan_Hicks | Is ginger jizz freckled?
++eviljames  | You WOULD wonder such a thing              
++nofra      | Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2596
+                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:11:11 UTC 
+%
+<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a
+meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2597
+                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:50 UTC 
+%
++nofra | theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
++Alan_Hicks | nofra: They're excellent.
++nofra | HA HA!
++Alan_Hicks | noobfarm? :^)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2599
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:02:55 UTC 
+%
+< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up
+and running
+< EugeneKay> I like where this is going.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2600
+                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:19:35 UTC 
+%
+<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived?
+<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count
+<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit?
+<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh?
+<+s0ulslack> sad niglet
+<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting
+bitchslapped by a kid in the basement.
+<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2601
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC 
+%
+<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought
+it was secure
+<nofra> I run eviljamesware...   No exploits there!
+<eviljames> nofra: yes.  none.
+<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
+<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2602
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:42:38 UTC 
+%
++misspwn | Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
++misspwn | my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him
++misspwn | no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put
+hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that
+happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger
+with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened        
++alisonken1home | my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black
++Mortvert | Pfffahahahaha misspwn.                                      
++Mortvert | I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts        
++misspwn | GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts            
++Mortvert | strong enough to kill                                        
++misspwn | thanks dad
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2603
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:35:29 UTC 
+%
+<<       Banish>> what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp
+bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2604
+                                        Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:07:57 UTC 
+%
+<+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2605
+                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:25:41 UTC 
+%
+<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth
+<surrounder> lol
+<Stoo> o_O
+<adrien_oww> pee in her anus!
+<adrien_oww>  \o/
+<sencha> she's married now
+<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth
+<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like
+<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now
+<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user"
+<sencha> social meth user lol
+<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my
+IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P
+<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well
+<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/
+<surrounder> \o/
+* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving)
+<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth?
+<Stoo> pretty sure
+<Stoo> not an expert though
+<Olfway> sencha, what?
+<sencha> Olfway, what?
+<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth
+<nofra> I think meth changes the rules....
+<Olfway> i miss this channel
+<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago
+<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth
+<Olfway> woooooow
+<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet
+<nofra> Wait....  Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you
+know where/how to get meth????
+<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away
+<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians...
+<surrounder> and clowns!
+<nofra> Clowns are evil
+<nofra> They are tools of teh devil
+<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man
+<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else
+<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look
+<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..."
+<surrounder> all handy in one place
+<surrounder> I don't see any downsides
+<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back?
+<nofra> hang
+<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow
+<Olfway> McAmphetamine
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2606
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC 
+%
+theborger       i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :)  
+theborger       shit still works                                                
+ 
+aceofspades19   999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one
+firebird        if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son....
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2607
+                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:25:41 UTC 
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process.
+<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to face. Second
+phone
+              interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview.
+              Personality test. Hired.
+<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer these days?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2608
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 03:49:54 UTC 
+%
+< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year on youtube
+<+Sandtblood> let me put it this way
+<+Sandtblood> no one does
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2609
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:00:03 UTC 
+%
+<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either the
+wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2610
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:55:24 UTC 
+%
+<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take a joke
+:)
+<+ass|hat> Tadgy: y u no take jokes?
+<+sencha> Tadgy is sensitive
+<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his harbl
+acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror.
+<+theborger> OMFG hahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2611
+                                        Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:59:53 UTC 
+%
++surrounder | dutch <3                                  
++surrounder | it's not a language, it's a throat disease
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2612
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:10:51 UTC 
+%
+-!- arch [~arch@unaffiliated/arch] has joined ##slackware
+< arch> hello
+< arch> would anyone like to have sex with me
+< arch> i only have platonic sex with other qt girls
+< arch> such as myself
+-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
+-!- mode/##slackware [+q arch!*@*] by rworkman
+<@rworkman> There, you just got fucked.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2613
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Feb 2013 05:18:45 UTC 
+%
+<Roin> surrounder: did you ever try LSD? o_o
+<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical background
+of kitchen utilities?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2614
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:08:58 UTC 
+%
+<+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome?
+<+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit
+<+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger?
+<+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs
+<+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2615
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:45:12 UTC 
+%
++firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot?                    
++sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick"
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2616
+                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC 
+%
+<+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it
+<+misspwn> it's about fucking time
+<+Tadgy> misspwn: On average, about 5-8 inches :)
+<+Tadgy> D'oh... complete channel fubar there.
+<+Tadgy> misspwn: apologies.
+<+krizzo> whoa PM's should be just that... private. ;)
+<+misspwn> wow Tadgy
+<+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon
+<+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :)
+<+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2617
+                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:53:51 UTC 
+%
++Tadgy | Debian has a packaging process?  I thought they just took a shit, cut
+it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the turd-halfs.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2619
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:37:18 UTC 
+%
+<+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html
+<@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com)
+<+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2621
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:45:02 UTC 
+%
+<eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_
+Japanese that they all switch L & R
+<eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2622
+                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:03 UTC 
+%
+<<      lnxslck>> is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
+<<    pink_mist>> no
+<<      NyteOwl>> lol, no
+<<      Urchlay>> there are slackware certified lunatics :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2624
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:31:06 UTC 
+%
+<+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2625
+                                        Added: Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:26:48 UTC 
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing
+you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
+<+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools.
+<+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb.
+<+acidchild> :)
+<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your
+garage.
+* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again?
+* eviljames walked into that one
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it.
+<+eviljames> *headdesk*
+* hitest claps
+* eviljames also claps
+<+eviljames> bravo.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2626
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:09:40 UTC 
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2627
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:09:38 UTC 
+%
+<+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass
+<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free
+Willy
+<+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2629
+                                        Added: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:47:49 UTC 
+%
+(+   antiwire) ok i suck
+(+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!?
+(+   antiwire) love u long tieeemmm
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2630
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:45:45 UTC 
+%
+<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual.
+<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2631
+                                        Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC 
+%
+<surrounder> and why traffic court ?
+<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
+<surrounder> km/h
+<Olfway> hang on
+<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
+<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
+<surrounder> :|
+<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
+<Olfway> i had to shit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2632
+                                        Added: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:01:30 UTC 
+%
+on uninstalling software on Fedora:
+
+<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
+<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2633
+                                        Added: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:11 UTC 
+%
+<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my
+baby. I want a boob job" X_X
+<antiwire> lol
+<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
+<aceofspades19> and your goat
+<adrien> firebird: thanks
+<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found
+#gaygeeks on freenode
+<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2634
+                                        Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC 
+%
+<<+cmyster>> well,
+<<+cmyster>> unlike a cock, life is always hard
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2635
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:07:56 UTC 
+%
+<+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful...
+<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
+<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2636
+                                        Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:03:58 UTC 
+%
+frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2638
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:34:06 UTC 
+%
+<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2640
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:05:23 UTC 
+%
+< rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns
+< MajObviousman> makes sense
+< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five
+< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands
+< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up
+
+[3 minutes later ...]
+< derfy> i get it!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2641
+                                        Added: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:54:19 UTC 
+%
+<+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect
+<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has
+11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
+<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux
+distributions?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2642
+                                        Added: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:36:23 UTC 
+%
+<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and
+have an Emacs userland.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2643
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:51:15 UTC 
+%
+<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
+<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2644
+                                        Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:10:19 UTC 
+%
+<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
+<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2645
+                                        Added: Sun, 05 May 2013 08:07:59 UTC 
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2646
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 May 2013 02:37:04 UTC 
+%
+<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2647
+                                        Added: Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:33 UTC 
+%
+Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always
+find one of my nicks saying something.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2648
+                                        Added: Sat, 11 May 2013 23:33:11 UTC 
+%
+<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops.
+*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to
++o Alan_Hicks
+<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
+*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for
+##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013.
+War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to
+##slackware-offtopic | Don't  be on topic. Don't make channel logs public |
+Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we   can autovoice you | Narf."
+<Dominian> haha
+<Dominian> I see
+* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2650
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC 
+%
+(+       Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
+              introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
+              information for blind people
+(+       Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
+(+       Roin) o_o*
+(+      BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
+(+      BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
+(+MajObviousm) sign me up
+(+       Roin) Uhm...
+(+      BP{k}) next one ...
+(+       Roin) -.-
+(+      BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
+(+      BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
+(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
+(+      BP{k}) :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2651
+                                        Added: Wed, 15 May 2013 11:04:32 UTC 
+%
+<+majorsecurity> + don't be silly, wrap your willy!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2652
+                                        Added: Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:20 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2653
+                                        Added: Mon, 20 May 2013 17:44:03 UTC 
+%
+<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
+<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over
+her face.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2654
+                                        Added: Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:34 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> + Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its fan port.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2655
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:16:03 UTC 
+%
+At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party:
+
+raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii
+raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2656
+                                        Added: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:12 UTC 
+%
+<wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years
+<gry> wims, what phone?
+<wims> gry: i got a really old windows phone
+<wims> the sony x1
+<wims> i think it is
+<gry> nice
+<gry> i <3 competent users who don't whine about ms being crap
+<gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus)
+<wims> lol
+<crazedpsyc> true!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2658
+                                        Added: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:50:25 UTC 
+%
+<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two
+angels to find out which one is the largest?
+<David> wait, no, that is wrong
+<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I
+find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's
+value?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2659
+                                        Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC 
+%
+< KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2660
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 05:25:40 UTC 
+%
+<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal leakage.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2661
+                                        Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:19:13 UTC 
+%
+Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room.
+Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl
+antiwire: lol
+skysploit: oops
+xssx: lol
+babybear3333: ermmm
+rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast
+xssx: haha
+Jambs: ptz :(
+Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the link to
+reset passwd please
+Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep
+Jambs: a thousand apologies
+Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a sleepy job
+here giving rs
+Jambs: cambio cambio some op here?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2664
+                                        Added: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 04:09:08 UTC 
+%
+<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi?
+<gry> net
+<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU
+<wlan> ?
+<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut,
+kak normal'nye lyudi
+<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii
+<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :)
+
+English Translation:
+
+<wlan> Are there any normal people here?
+<gry> no
+<wlan> Or only developers
+<wlan>?
+<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like
+normal people
+<Phazorx> in emulation mode
+<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them
+:)
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2665
+                                        Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC 
+%
+<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, I
+might make an exception
+<+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2667
+                                        Added: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 04:21:14 UTC 
+%
+<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are
+the licenses good for life?
+<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan
+<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000.
+<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then
+REGISTER and then paid $15.
+<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2668
+                                        Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC 
+%
++raela | yeah, I don't like kissing
+     +raela | for many reasons
++surrounder | silly raela
+     +raela | though I have kissed people, damnit!
++surrounder | !
++sumtingwong | raela: the main one being that you have to be within 1 ft of
+someone?
+     +raela | sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, yes
++adrien_oww | woah
++adrien_oww | that's worth of /topic!
++adrien_oww | (worth of it but should probably not make it)p
+     +raela | it's not that great :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2669
+                                        Added: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 08:28:14 UTC 
+%
+<+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams
+<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with her.
+ Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2670
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:11:15 UTC 
+%
+<oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp?
+<Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp
+<Zhivago> The sup guys are not here.
+<oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how?
+<Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though.
+<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest learning
+Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; and then you do that
+in Common Lisp.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2671
+                                        Added: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:27:06 UTC 
+%
+< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me?
+< Fay> ...
+< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_
+< Blacklite_> why not?
+< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me?
+< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about
+downloading all of the packages from
+http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/
+< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware?
+< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be.
+< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_?
+< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly
+< Cultist> it is user friendly
+< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly
+< krizzo> I agree with Cultist
+< Fay> +1
+< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click
+installer, compatibility with other distros, etc
+< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware
+< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack
+< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently?
+< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment
+< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously
+< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo
+< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then?
+< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct?
+< Blacklite_> quite.
+< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2673
+                                        Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC 
+%
+<<@        dive>> @qgr
+<<@    slackoff>> <hitest> hairy goat nipples
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2674
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:44:38 UTC 
+%
+IBM5150PC | this package:
+https://build.opensuse.org/package/show/openSUSE:Factory/love-0_7_2
+IBM5150PC | DevIL is missing
+penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems   making love
+?
+IBM5150PC | umm, wow, you took it out of context, didn't you
+* penguin42 always tries to
+IBM5150PC | That's sick
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2675
+                                        Added: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 18:01:19 UTC 
+%
+<anonymuouss> i have some networking books i should be reading as well doh
+<reisio> d'oh!
+<anonymuouss> no wonder i always have to use dhclient lol
+<reisio> lololol
+<reisio>  | | |
+<reisio> /\/\/\
+<anonymuouss> haha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2676
+                                        Added: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:01:46 UTC 
+%
+<AeroNotix> ,(+ 1 1 )
+<AeroNotix> what's the bot repl syntax?
+<H4ns> AeroNotix: there is no repl bot
+<AeroNotix> H4ns: that would explain it!
+<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can evaluate (+ 1
+1) in their heads
+<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to (+ 1
+1)
+<hitecnologys> 42
+<p_l> *snrk*
+<AeroNotix> hitecnologys: finally, someone to help me
+<hitecnologys> AeroNotix: np
+<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or 41.99999999
+on Intel processors.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2677
+                                        Added: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 12:39:23 UTC 
+%
+mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube  
+mradot | how illegal would it be to make one?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2678
+                                        Added: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 12:09:41 UTC 
+%
+04:02 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@unaffiliated/kamii] by Alan_Hicks
+04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was right.
+         http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2679
+                                        Added: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 04:05:46 UTC 
+%
+<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer is now
+just a physicist.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2680
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:46:49 UTC 
+%
+<DrLou> PG friends, does Native Language Support 'just work' on OSX?
+<RhodiumToad> what do you expect it to do?
+<DrLou> speak to me in Italian, lovingly, when I execute psql
+<DrLou> French would be fine, as a close second...
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2681
+                                        Added: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 13:02:16 UTC 
+%
+Blacklite_ | http://ctrlq.org/maps/where/ is where the info is from
+Blacklite_ | is says my GPS is in the whitehouse.
+Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on teletoonatnight.com
+it's fucking hilarious.
+ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable?
+Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf.
+Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf: really?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2682
+                                        Added: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 01:39:02 UTC 
+%
+<Blacklite_> computers can't be used for EVERYTHING under the sun
+<Skywise> they make lousy fertilizer
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2683
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 15:04:08 UTC 
+%
+<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed the door.
+It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die. My
+food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black dress slacks has been removed
+from the couch. It is now only a matter of whether I starve to death first, or
+go mad with lack of suitable sleeping conditions. I will sit in the center of
+the house and sing the song of my people, as I await the end.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2684
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:33:00 UTC 
+%
+<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly
+hammered.
+<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His
+mates ask him if he got home OK.
+<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home.  But I blew chunks when I got there"
+<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that
+drunk"
+<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No.  Chunks is my dog."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2685
+                                        Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC 
+%
+14:43 < TheM4ch1n3> I dont want to buy hardware from a company that has
+thumbs.db files on there FTP server
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2686
+                                        Added: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:44:48 UTC 
+%
+Blacklite_ + can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic?
+ ChiaSmurf + lol
+   Skywise + yeah, the person who banned you
+Darth_Slack + Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the shit out of
+the channel
+ ChiaSmurf + 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering how to get
+unbanned...
+   Skywise + lol
+   Skywise + thats efficient
+ pink_mist + 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2687
+                                        Added: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:45:12 UTC 
+%
+<crocket> zendeavor, I'm probably stupid.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2688
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:21:41 UTC 
+%
+<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"?
+<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr
+plugin working
+<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check)
+<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys
+for this.
+<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted"
+<armin> thank you.
+<armin> 8)
+<Flexo> aha
+<Flexo> np
+<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces
+<Flexo> o.O
+<njsg> what even when how
+<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2689
+                                        Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC 
+%
+( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup of hepatitis
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2690
+                                        Added: Fri, 11 Oct 2013 19:06:25 UTC 
+%
+<<+        dive>> @urban crocket
+<<@  MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in
+valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a
+crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter  way of saying crotch cricket. A
+parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I   think I saw a
+giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex]
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2692
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC 
+%
+<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as me :(
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2693
+                                        Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 22:52:08 UTC 
+%
+redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the top of
+this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim?
+redotis: http://hastebin.com/supecavijo.md
+Raimondi: redotis:
+%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/
+redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick.
+redotis: That was fucking awesome.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2694
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC 
+%
+< Fatalnix> teacher caught me doing it and was laughin
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2695
+                                        Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 18:48:23 UTC 
+%
+<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat was
+excellent
+<+theborger> raela: same thing all the girls tell me
+<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape your
+basement
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2696
+                                        Added: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:01:54 UTC 
+%
+< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes.
+< Demon_Fox> Not true
+< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes
+< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not.
+< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes".
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2697
+                                        Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC 
+%
+<BP{k}> Never thought Roin was a squirter. ;)
+<Roin> Yah :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2699
+                                        Added: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:19:54 UTC 
+%
+<<+   acidchild>> I love this city.
+<<+        dive>> was it built on rock n roll?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2700
+                                        Added: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:13:18 UTC 
+%
+< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn
+< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn'
+< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide
+http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html
+< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"?
+< crumb> oh
+< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2702
+                                        Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC 
+%
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're utterly
+wrong.  Since I can see my passport and what it says.
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: http://www.webcitation.org/5wFDMMVPV
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Can't view it in a non-GUI browser.
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord Goldsmith
+QC's Citizenship Review
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981, 1965,
+1964, 1958, 1948
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your (incorrect)
+opinion to read it.  I've proven you wrong, that's good enough for me.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2703
+                                        Added: Tue, 17 Dec 2013 10:26:50 UTC 
+%
+WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast packet
+.... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if it does and it's
+on the other side
+Skywise: network is layer 3 dude
+WildWizard: lol you have no idea
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2704
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:01:47 UTC 
+%
+<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to surrender
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2705
+                                        Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 14:16:40 UTC 
+%
+< Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware
+community, please... go troll #ubuntu
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2706
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Jan 2014 14:33:21 UTC 
+%
++antiwire  + testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon
++theborger + like we are that lucky
+antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: Connection
+reset by peer)
++theborger + maybe there is a god
++MLanden   + $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.<
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2707
+                                        Added: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:06:53 UTC 
+%
+<Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2708
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:01:00 UTC 
+%
+<+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf
+<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The Community's
+Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com)
+<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's other
+than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well
+<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous!
+<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop already
+and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland utility a
+vulnerability!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file with a
+shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and ran until I
+killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their webserver or
+something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy will be so proud! Maybe
+she'll fondle me when we get in bed together!
+No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If some
+other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his userland utilities
+to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer the consequences!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the colostrum off
+your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until you get a spark!
+<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are by
+finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, you
+gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and smart you
+are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is oozing out of your
+ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, learn to
+wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and cut your cock off
+with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually contribute something of
+use to humanity!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests.
+<+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2709
+                                        Added: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 02:18:41 UTC 
+%
+<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"?
+<wiglet> that will be sweet
+<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again
+<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago?
+<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2710
+                                        Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC 
+%
+< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from responding to
+my comments.
+< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to whiney
+bitches.  But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, and luckily you're
+providing plenty of exposure.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2711
+                                        Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:25:05 UTC 
+%
+<<+       tim-->> what do you call that thing where you get fucked so hard that
+your ass  gets a hole in it
+<<+        dive>> life
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2712
+                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 01:13:36 UTC 
+%
+<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' by
+professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is that anyone can
+distribute something (and thus also waste my time with looking at it).
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2713
+                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:10:01 UTC 
+%
+Urchlay | actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up 15 minutes now.
+So maybe that was it
+Urchlay | dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, they don't
+really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*)
+ +rob0 | pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring
+Urchlay | I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2714
+                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:54:07 UTC 
+%
+<sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~
+/hello(bar)?world(flop)/);
+<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there is no
+bar?
+<pink_mist> don't use $a or $b
+<pink_mist> except in sort blocks
+<pink_mist> not even in examples
+<sloth> then $foo and $bar
+<pink_mist> you already had $foo there
+<sloth> then $pink and $mist
+<gry> :D
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2715
+                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:09:40 UTC 
+%
++antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18
++antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server.
++shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2716
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:25:02 UTC 
+%
+<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the PSU switch
+to 220 for extra power
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2717
+                                        Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:30:43 UTC 
+%
++wizrad | Eureka
+@dive | careful with that axe, Eugene...
+@dive | wow
++wizrad | I need to axe you a quession
+@dive | wizrad, just get to the point
++wizrad | dive: that is my point. the act of axing.
+@dive | you're sharp today ;)
+wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though
+@dive | got something to grind?
++wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack
+@dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short
++wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2718
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:02:54 UTC 
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all
+<+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me
+<+wizrad> WhiteWolf1776: have a good one
+<+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA
+<+_tim> wtf
+<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2719
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:17:31 UTC 
+%
+<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o
+<al> yours not, evidently
+<al> :D
+<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent
+dictionary and fails :(
+<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy
+<davispuh> dict*
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2722
+                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC 
+%
+<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions i've
+ever made.  1 minute and counting
+<Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2723
+                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:44:28 UTC 
+%
+< Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct
+< Aethiopemborste> just becuase
+< Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct?
+< Trypta> Balance patch?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2726
+                                        Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:09:52 UTC 
+%
+talk about shells:
+
+@dive | I sell csh by the c shore
++wizrad | shell puns are korny
++wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2727
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 08:14:55 UTC 
+%
+(+WhiteWolf17) i'm cheap... and fun
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2728
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 May 2014 02:31:05 UTC 
+%
+< pegwole> If you're an artist and someone died during a portrait do you
+          keep painting them?
+<+jlindsay> Why not? Their schedule just opened up
+< pegwole> Does it stay a portrait or does it become a still life?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2729
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 02:41:36 UTC 
+%
+>>>>>> noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
+<< noobfarm_int>> Wheres noobfarm?!
+               <<<<<< noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
+[quit]
+                       [Client Quit]
+<<+    Fatalnix>> damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long.
+<<+    Fatalnix>> :D
+<<@        dive>> guess where that's going?
+<<+    Fatalnix>> ?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2730
+                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 12:53:32 UTC 
+%
+<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer.  You get it, and then people feel sad for
+you for a while, and then you  die.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2731
+                                        Added: Mon, 12 May 2014 18:55:36 UTC 
+%
+<Shibu> i have changed the setting in Filezilla
+<Shibu> still it is not getting connected
+<Shibu> can u check at your end
+<Shibu> it is giving me error
+<Shibu> Error:        Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error:      
+ Could not connect to server
+<Shibu> what is the issue?
+<Shibu> ???
+<Shibu> ???
+<xzr> Could not connect to server
+<Shibu> please advise
+<Shibu> Man....ftp is not getting connected
+<Shibu> can u assist me real fast
+<Shibu> it is affecting my business
+<xzr> it seems that your ftp can't connect to the server
+<Shibu> so what is the solution
+<Shibu> how can I access it
+<xzr> make it connect to the server
+<Shibu> how?
+<xzr> by fixing it
+<Shibu> how to fix it?
+<xzr> by learning how to fix it
+<Shibu> where I have to change it
+<xzr> in the settings
+<Shibu> connect to some technical person who can assist me
+<JettaJoey> ?unmanaged
+<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets) makes you
+responsible for the configuration of the server and any third party software. A
+managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you.
+<Shibu> how can I configure in droplets
+<Shibu> assist me for that
+<xzr> :D
+<xzr> u funny
+<Shibu> man no jokes please
+<Shibu> am here for a very serious issues
+<Shibu> and u r not helping me out
+<Katasrophic> Open a ticket
+<[joker]work> ?started
+<Shibu> I opened a ticket
+<Shibu> talked to them multiple times
+<Shibu> still am not getting solution
+<[joker]work> the problem is that this isnt a support issue
+<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own server.
+And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for fucks sake.
+<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will move to
+diffrent provider
+<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the things you
+configure yourself
+<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff in it
+work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they will support
+almost everything in the box too.
+<Shibu> Man I have gone through all the tutorials and communities
+<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO's support staff, just fyi. DO is
+ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic.
+<Shibu> am not getting solution thats why I prefered direct chat
+<[joker]work> this is NOT a support channel
+<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to manage
+your droplet
+<[joker]work> and Digital Ocean is an unmanaged provider
+<Shibu> I know FTP very well and using for past 5 years
+<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll pay more
+for that hand holding
+<Shibu> all the server config is so easy unlike yours
+<xzr> :D
+<Katasrophic> lol
+<xzr> it's unmanaged you idiot
+<Daniel0> 'very well'
+<Daniel0> lol
+<esde> FTP ALL THE THINGS!!!
+<Shibu> ok refund me
+<Shibu> thats the only solution
+<Katasrophic> good luck with that
+<[joker]work> open a ticket requesting a refund
+<Shibu> am going to dispute in paypal
+<[joker]work> no need
+<xzr> :D
+<Shibu> I dont want ti use this service
+<[joker]work> just open a ticket requesting a refund
+-*- esde laughs quietly to self
+<Katasrophic> think we got a troll here guys lol
+<xzr> dont worry the service doesn't want you either
+<[joker]work> shots fired
+<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have provided
+you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot configure it
+correctly
+<[joker]work> SHIBU WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ON DIGITAL OCEAN
+-*- JettaJoey hugs is bed
+<wiak> ;P
+<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners and
+professionalism
+<Shibu> using lot many abusive words
+<[joker]work> i want to give you a refund
+<esde> >lot many
+<[joker]work> can you please just give me your email
+<esde> dat engrish
+<xzr> atleast we have the professionalism to be able to configure ftp
+<xzr> well that is if anyone sensible would use it
+<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have created
+the droplets, domains, I have received the username password in email
+<Shibu> but am unable to connect using that credentials
+<[joker]work> give me your email
+<xzr> the likely problem is you have no fucking idea what you're doing
+<DarkSaint> wow
+<esde> give me the root password and ip, i'll try for you Shibu. ;)
+<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password wth SFTP
+option am trying to connect
+<Daniel0> lol http://imgur.com/gallery/7Rq6W
+<[joker]work> Shibu what is your email at digital ocean
+<Shibu> IP: 128.199.xxx.xxx
+<esde> FTP = / = SFTP
+<Shibu> user: root
+<DarkSaint> wow wow
+<Shibu> pass: nfhxxxx
+<xzr> :D
+<xzr> :DDDDD
+<Katastrophic> xD
+<esde> nice!
+<DarkSaint> wtf ?
+<Katastrophic> whelp..
+<Katastrophic> lol
+<justaguy> oh my
+<Katastrophic> then that happened
+<DarkSaint> please get a refund
+<Shibu> u r also not able to conenct?
+<DarkSaint> if you can be that naive you don't need to be here
+<esde> Shibu: on a non-default ssh port?
+<JettaJoey> oh god
+<DarkSaint> wow
+<justaguy> and this is  irc history
+<JettaJoey> you don't give that kind of stuff out
+<DarkSaint> this is a firtst
+<JettaJoey> I've seen it before
+<Shibu> port 22
+<Daniel0> lol
+<Shibu> means?
+<esde> ssh -p 22 root@122.199.xxx.xxx
+<[joker]work> Shibu good luck
+<esde> ^C
+<JettaJoey> 603 people have your password
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2732
+                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2014 15:11:38 UTC 
+%
++Fatalnix | Meh. I'm still puzzled from yesterday. Someone was trying to
+convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should be in
+the model...
++WhiteWolf1776 | mvc... has models?
++WhiteWolf1776 | i thought it was just pasty white boys with glasses
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2733
+                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2014 13:22:45 UTC 
+%
+<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived and
+about to get high on caffeine?
+<gry> throwing caffeine out of the window and heading to sleep :)
+<j4jackj> LOL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2734
+                                        Added: Sat, 24 May 2014 12:31:29 UTC 
+%
+adrien:  programming has the potential to break many things
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2735
+                                        Added: Mon, 26 May 2014 19:13:34 UTC 
+%
+<jenthehappygeek> Good morning.
+<jenthehappygeek> If a download says x86_64 will it work on 64-bit?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2736
+                                        Added: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 12:46:20 UTC 
+%
+<jimbow> do you exercise?
+<usr> Jimbow intelligent people don't have enough time to exercise
+<Atroc> nope
+<Hydrogenum> I only exercise when dating a female
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2737
+                                        Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:15:26 UTC 
+%
+<jolux> Hello, could somehelp please send me a password reset email?
+<niko> jolux: email sent
+<jolux> Thank you! It's going in KeePass this time.
+--> icesword joined
+<nzerobody> jolux, what's your keepass password?
+<jolux> and why would you like to know this?
+<nzerobody> I'm doing a survey on password strength
+<jolux> uh huh
+<jolux> riiiiiight
+<jolux> and i'm doing pentesting
+<icesword> lol
+<sveta> :)
+<jolux> would you like to open this suspicious file for me?
+<icesword> lmao
+<jolux> i have a few zip bombs as well
+<jolux> those are always fun
+<icesword> wait for the ban hammer
+<icesword> guys
+<jolux> TL;DR I'm not that stupid. Good day.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2738
+                                        Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:21:38 UTC 
+%
+< TheM4ch1n3> Demon_Fox: my troll problem, could be paranoia
+< Tadgy> TheM4ch1n3: Demon_Fox isn't just paranoia, he really is a troll.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2739
+                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 18:50:06 UTC 
+%
+<svetlana> eeee: hi.
+<eeee> svetlana: hi
+<svetlana> eeee: we talked earlier today.
+<eeee> about the cron?
+<svetlana> yes.
+<eeee> ah yes i woke up and figured it out on the toilet
+<svetlana> did it start working the way you intended?
+<eeee> in the morning today :D toilet helps
+<eeee> yeah
+<svetlana> woo. mornings are awesome.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2740
+                                        Added: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:02:59 UTC 
+%
+<+eviljames> PHEAR THE CANADIAN NAVY http://bit.ly/1qE6sID
+<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones they're
+deploying?
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: ^^
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: I have not!
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme a second
+to find a link.
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: thx
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you go.
+http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2741
+                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:07:12 UTC 
+%
+<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by mostly men,
+the only cock being talked about is a rooster?
+<Tadgy> You people are just wrong.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2742
+                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 18:48:38 UTC 
+%
+Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2743
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC 
+%
+<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
+I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
+<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
+<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep
+<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
+<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom
+<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale
+<bender> bed operator
+<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil
+<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :)
+<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
+<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no
+
+Translated:
+
+<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
+I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
+<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
+<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep
+<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
+<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English
+<abs60923> on a Russian channel
+<bender> bed operator
+<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked
+<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :)
+<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
+<abs> bed operator is a strong thought
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2744
+                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC 
+%
+"Talking about Token Ring Networks"
+
++misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger                                          
+                                                     
++theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas                                  
+                                                           
++theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am
+trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something
++majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening      
++theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck
+on your dick                                                
++theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am            
+                                                         
++theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in
+the Jahovas face                                          
++theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have
+a good study night
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2745
+                                        Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC 
+%
+<<+majorsecurit>> we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then
+today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom
+has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
+<<+   theborger>> majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one
+<<+       tiddy>> majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your
+mom with your gf's pussy
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2746
+                                        Added: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:58:09 UTC 
+%
+< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2747
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:39:39 UTC 
+%
+<<          thi>> hi guys, hi  higor
+<<          thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus
+<<          thi>> FilterCode="Ehac
+<<          thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-*
+<<          thi>> what's the secret to running?
+<<@       g0v>> walk fast
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2749
+                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC 
+%
++BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2750
+                                        Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 10:37:46 UTC 
+%
+<nanicoar> :<
+<nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337.
+<nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2751
+                                        Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:14:18 UTC 
+%
+<wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2752
+                                        Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:26:33 UTC 
+%
+<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just
+for the record.
+<+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2753
+                                        Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:59:06 UTC 
+%
+< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2754
+                                        Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:27:15 UTC 
+%
++eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2755
+                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:15:55 UTC 
+%
++wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me.  I had to read
+thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that.  then I had to get a ride to work..
+did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work..
+did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of
+boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'.
+ So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out
+fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
++wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2756
+                                        Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:09:19 UTC 
+%
+(+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2757
+                                        Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:53:36 UTC 
+%
+<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though,
+so read up on them next time you're bored :p
+<Gorroth> be bored!  regex is great
+<Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid
+<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the
+same way
+<farrioth> Gorroth: sed
+'/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s
+<gry> :o
+<farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild...
+<ForTheWin> ???
+<k2gremlin> wtf?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2758
+                                        Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:18:25 UTC 
+%
++wigums | *** pterodactyls ***
+     * | hitest runs
+     * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away
++wigums | mmm beer
++wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant
++hitest | good to know
+     * | hitest returns with a keg
++wigums | lol
++hitest | :)
++wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink
+pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten
+by one
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2762
+                                        Added: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:29:36 UTC 
+%
+theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off.
+<theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here.
+<wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time
+<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to
+become like a job you HAVE to do
+<wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2763
+                                        Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:19:15 UTC 
+%
+maldridge   | socket wrench xkcd?                                              
+                       
+        drijen  | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords
+                           
+      maldridge | ah, right                                                    
+                           
+  MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend                                
+                           
+         drijen | right?                                                        
+                           
+              * | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/
+                           
+      maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5    
+                         
+         drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with
+the most expensive, nicest  
+                | wrench i could find                                          
+                           
+      maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale:
+http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1
+                |
+0005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYW
+                | w1zRoCwzLw_wcB
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2765
+                                        Added: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:05:52 UTC 
+%
+<Upstand> is this a dating network?
+<T_D_H> yes
+-*- T_D_H takes off his robe and wizards hat
+<-- Upstand has left #help
+<zi> i think you're supposed to put those on
+<T_D_H> this is the brazzers version
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2766
+                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:46:58 UTC 
+%
+< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
+< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2767
+                                        Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC 
+%
+<<+     wizzoid>> An  SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house,
+Irish pub, drinks, beer
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2769
+                                        Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC 
+%
+<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
+<`Eddie|Mac> native language
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2770
+                                        Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC 
+%
+< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm
+going to have to poop
+< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then
+most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
+< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a
+digestive act?
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2771
+                                        Added: Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:33:02 UTC 
+%
+< CHVNX> I have several bands.
+< SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument
+< CHVNX> What do you play?
+< Dominian> skin flute
+< SpiceMan> I can't claim I play.
+< SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument
+< Dominian> hahaha
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2772
+                                        Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:39:50 UTC 
+%
+< MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need
+managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an
+engineer try to sell to the average end user?
+<    ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting
+things done
+< MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages
+< MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold
+< drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time
+< MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then?
+<    ninjabox> ooooooooo
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2773
+                                        Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2015 21:49:23 UTC 
+%
+maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is              
+              apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
+drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do
+drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy
+is a pentium III
+phy1729: I could IRC on that
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2774
+                                        Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 03:59:36 UTC 
+%
+<        ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
+* ryuo faints.
+<@   Workster>| hah
+<    nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
+<    nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of
+blood to the brain
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2775
+                                        Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC 
+%
+<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both
+ends."
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2777
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC 
+%
+<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i
+went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
+<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth.
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2778
+                                        Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC 
+%
+< felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
+< MajObviousman> as payment?
+< buhman> ^ yes
+< felixjet> as payment?
+< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
+<@caker> heh
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2779
+                                        Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC 
+%
+<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2780
+                                        Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC 
+%
+<bob> When I have money, I shall :p
+<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small
+thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
+<bob> Ha nice one
+<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing
+from everyone
+<bob> Syringe?
+<lyrg> no
+<bob> Thread?
+<lyrg> LOL
+<lyrg> ye
+<lyrg> s
+
+                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2781
+                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC 
diff --git a/noobfarm.dat b/noobfarm.dat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..900fb0d
Binary files /dev/null and b/noobfarm.dat differ
diff --git a/noobfarm2fortune.sh b/noobfarm2fortune.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..479ace2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/noobfarm2fortune.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,205 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+VERSION=0.99.1
+
+usage() {
+	cat <<EOF
+noobfarm2fortune [-options]
+
+noobfarm2fortune v$VERSION by B. Watson (yalhcru@gmail.com), released
+under the WTFPL. Do WTF you like with this. For full license, see
+http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/
+
+Scrapes quotes from noobfarm.org, formats them as a fortune database.
+Output is a text file called "noobfarm" and an index called
+"noobfarm.dat", created in the current directory (or wherever the -o
+option says).
+
+Options:
+   -h --help        This usage message.
+   -f --first       First quote. Default is 1.
+   -l --last        Last quote. Default is to use the highest numbered
+                    on the site.
+   -n --no-cache    Wipe the cache directory before starting.
+   -s --sleep N     Sleep N seconds between fetches. Minimum is 2.
+   -o --output-dir  Write the noobfarm and noobfarm.dat files here. This
+                    could be /usr/share/games/fortunes to write directly
+                    to the system-wide fortune database. Default is the
+                    current directory.
+
+This script is NOT supported by the owners of noobfarm.org. Do NOT
+contact them if you have problems.
+EOF
+}
+
+sanity_check() {
+	local exe
+	local bad=0
+
+	for exe in strfile links sed wget touch grep id getopt; do
+		# use 'type' instead of 'which', it's a bash builtin.
+		# also if getopt became a bash builtin one day, this
+		# code wouldn't break.
+		if ! type $exe &>/dev/null; then
+			echo "Can't find $exe in path"
+			bad=1
+		fi
+	done
+
+	if [ "$bad" = "1" ]; then
+		echo "Install the required external programs or fix PATH so they're visible."
+		echo "PATH is set to: $PATH"
+		exit 1
+	fi
+}
+
+die() {
+	echo "$@" 1>&2
+	exit 1
+}
+
+extract_quote() {
+	local file="$1"
+	links -html-margin 0 -dump $file > $file.tmp
+	local added=$( sed -n 's/.*\(Added:\)/\1/p' $file.tmp )
+	sed -e '1,/^$/d' -e '/Home || Add Quote/,$d' < $file.tmp >> $QUOTEFILE
+	( echo ; echo "$INDENT-- noobfarm.org, quote #$quote" ; echo "$INDENT   $added " ) >> $QUOTEFILE
+	if [ "$quote" -ne "$LASTQUOTE" ]; then
+		echo '%' >> $QUOTEFILE
+	fi
+	rm -f $file.tmp
+}
+
+# This is completely stupid, but amusing.
+spinchars="|/-\\"
+spinner() {
+	local step
+	local pos
+	local char
+
+	let step=$1/10
+	let pos=$step%4
+	char=${spinchars:$pos:1}
+	echo -ne "[ $char ]\r"
+}
+
+# main() would start here in a real programming language
+
+sanity_check
+
+OPTS=$(getopt -n noobfarm2fortune -o hno:s:f:l: -l help,no-cache,output-dir:,sleep:,first:,last: -- "$@")
+
+if [ "$?" != "0" ]; then
+	usage
+	exit 1
+fi
+
+while true; do
+	case "$1" in
+		-h|--help) usage; exit 0 ;;
+		-n|--no-cache) WIPECACHE=1 ; shift ;;
+		-o|--output-dir) OUTDIR="$2" ; shift 2 ;;
+		-s|--sleep) SLEEPTIME="$2" ; shift 2 ;;
+		-f|--first) FIRSTQUOTE="$2" ; shift 2 ;;
+		-l|--last) LASTQUOTE="$2" ; shift 2 ;;
+		""|--) shift ; break ;;
+		*) echo "Unknown argument: $1" ; usage ; exit 1 ;;
+	esac
+done
+if [[ "$@" != "" ]]; then
+	usage
+	exit 1
+fi
+
+if [ "$( id -u )" = "0" ]; then
+	CACHEDIR=/var/cache/noobfarm2fortune
+else
+	CACHEDIR=/tmp/noobfarm2fortune."$( id -nu )"
+fi
+
+echo "Using cache dir: $CACHEDIR"
+
+OUTDIR=${OUTDIR:-$( pwd )}
+QUOTEFILE=$CACHEDIR/noobfarm
+SLEEPTIME=${SLEEPTIME:-2}
+INDENT="                                     " # default is 37 spaces
+
+OUTDIR="$( readlink -m "$OUTDIR" )"
+echo "Using output dir: $OUTDIR"
+
+case "$SLEEPTIME" in
+	1|1.*|.*|0*|"") echo "Ignoring sleep time $SLEEPTIME, using 2 sec"
+	             SLEEPTIME=2 ;;
+	[0-9]*) ;;
+	*) echo "Invalid sleep time $SLEEPTIME" ; usage ; exit 1 ;;
+esac
+
+if [ "$WIPECACHE" != "" ]; then
+	rm -rf $CACHEDIR
+	echo "Wiped cache"
+fi
+
+mkdir -p $CACHEDIR
+cd $CACHEDIR || die "Couldn't create $CACHEDIR"
+rm -f $QUOTEFILE
+
+if [ "$LASTQUOTE" = "" ]; then
+	LASTQUOTE="$( wget -q -O- http://noobfarm.org/ | sed -n 's/.*div *id *= *"quote_\([0-9]*\)">.*/\1/p' | sort -n | tail -1 )"
+
+	if [ -z "$LASTQUOTE" ]; then
+		die "can't get last quote number from site (page layout changed?)"
+	fi
+
+	if echo "$LASTQUOTE" | grep -q '[^0-9]'; then
+		die "got weirdness \"$LASTQUOTE\" instead of last quote number (page layout changed?)"
+	fi
+fi
+
+echo "Last quote is $LASTQUOTE"
+
+FIRSTQUOTE=${FIRSTQUOTE:-1}
+quote=$FIRSTQUOTE
+
+# The .inprogress marker is there in case the user presses ^C
+# while wget's waiting for data (resulting in a 0-byte HTML file).
+while [ "$quote" -le "$LASTQUOTE" ]; do
+	spinner $quote
+	if [ -e "$quote".inprogress ]; then
+		rm -f "$quote".inprogress "$quote".html
+	fi
+
+	if [ ! -e "$quote".html ]; then
+		echo -ne "Getting quote $quote...        \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b"
+		touch "$quote".inprogress
+		wget -q -O "$quote".html "http://noobfarm.org/index.php?id=$quote"
+		if [ "$?" = "0" ]; then
+			echo -ne "OK\r"
+		else
+			echo "FAIL"
+		fi
+		rm -f "$quote".inprogress
+		sleep $SLEEPTIME
+	fi
+	quote=$(( quote + 1 ))
+done
+
+quote=$FIRSTQUOTE
+
+while [ "$quote" -le "$LASTQUOTE" ]; do
+	spinner $quote
+	if grep -q '"quote_output"' $quote.html; then
+		extract_quote $quote.html
+	elif grep -q 'That quote does not exist' $quote.html; then
+		echo -ne "      Quote #$quote does not exist\r"
+	else
+		echo "Quote #$quote seems malformed, check $CACHEDIR/$quote.html"
+	fi
+	quote=$(( quote + 1 ))
+done
+
+set -e
+echo
+mkdir -p "$OUTDIR"
+cd "$OUTDIR"
+cp $QUOTEFILE .
+strfile $( basename $QUOTEFILE )
diff --git a/notefreq b/notefreq
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..49dbe60
--- /dev/null
+++ b/notefreq
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+sub usage {
+	die <<EOF;
+Usage: $0 [-annn] note
+
+Where `note' is a letter A through F, with optional # or b (sharp
+or flat), followed by an octave number (e.g. A4 is a concert A, E1 is
+the low E on a bass, E2 is the low E on a guitar, C4 is "middle C").
+
+Frequencies are by default calculated using "concert pitch", where A4 = 440Hz.
+If -annn option is given, the "nnn" will be used as the pitch of A4 instead.
+(In other words, "-a440" is the default).
+
+EOF
+}
+
+%notes = (
+		C => 1,
+		'C#' => 2,
+		Db => 2,
+		D => 3,
+		'D#' => 4,
+		Eb => 4,
+		E => 5,
+		F => 6,
+		'F#' => 7,
+		Gb => 7,
+		G => 8,
+		'G#' => 9,
+		Ab => 9,
+		A => 10,
+		'A#' => 11,
+		Bb => 11,
+		B => 12
+		);
+
+if(@ARGV && ($ARGV[0] =~ /^-a([.\d]+)$/)) {
+	$ref = $1;
+	shift;
+} else {
+	$ref = 440; # A440
+}
+
+$refnum = $notes{A} + 12*4;
+
+$_ = shift;
+($note, $oct) = /^([A-G][#b]?)-?(\d\d?)/i;
+
+usage unless $note;
+
+$num = $notes{ucfirst lc $note} + (12*$oct) - $refnum;
+
+$freq = $ref * (2 ** ($num/12));
+
+print "$freq\n";
diff --git a/parallel_resistors b/parallel_resistors
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..18df62d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/parallel_resistors
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+if(@ARGV < 2) {
+	usage();
+	exit 0;
+}
+
+for(@ARGV) {
+	if(/^([\d.]+)k/i) {
+		$_ = $1 * 1000;
+	} elsif(/^([\d.]+)m/i) {
+		$_ = $1 * 1000000;
+	}
+
+	if(not $_+0) {
+		warn "Invalid resistance: $_\n";
+		usage();
+		exit 1;
+	}
+}
+
+$res += 1/$_ for @ARGV;
+printf "%.2f\n", 1/$res;
+#print 1/$res, "\n";
+
+sub usage {
+	my $b = $0;
+	$b =~ s/.*\///;
+	print <<EOF;
+Usage: $b r1 r2 [r3] [r4] [...]
+
+Calculates the total resistance of two or more resistances in parallel,
+according to the formula:
+
+1 / ( (1/r1) + (1/r2) + ... + (1/rN) )
+
+Resistance values can contain a decimal point, and may be given in ohms
+(with no suffix, e.g. 100, 470, 10000), or in units of 1000 ohms (suffix
+"K" or "k": 1K, 4.7k, 0.1k), or units of 1 million ohms (suffix "M" or
+"m": 1M, 4.7m, 0.1m).
+
+Result is always given in ohms.
+
+EOF
+}
diff --git a/renumfiles b/renumfiles
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..28ff2b9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/renumfiles
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+sub usage {
+	die "Usage: renumfiles <-fake> <startnum> pattern [files ...]\n";
+}
+
+if($ARGV[0] =~ /^--?f(?:ake)?$/) {
+	$fake = 1;
+	shift;
+}
+
+$num = 1;
+if($ARGV[0] =~ /^\d+$/) {
+	$num = $ARGV[0];
+	shift;
+}
+
+$pattern = $ARGV[0] || usage;
+$pattern =~ s/\%d/%02d/;
+if($pattern !~ /\%\d+d/) {
+	$pattern = "${pattern}_\%02d.jpg";
+}
+shift;
+
+@files = @ARGV;
+usage unless @files;
+
+for(@files) {
+	my $new = sprintf($pattern, $num);
+	warn "'$_' => '$new'\n";
+	rename($_, $new) unless $fake;
+	$num++;
+}
diff --git a/sanerename.pl b/sanerename.pl
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..b607a5d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/sanerename.pl
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+# sanerename.pl by Urchlay
+
+if($ARGV[0] eq '--fake') {
+	shift;
+	$fake++;
+}
+
+if(!@ARGV) {
+	while(<>) {
+		chomp;
+		push @ARGV, $_;
+	}
+}
+
+for(@ARGV) {
+	my $o = $_;
+	$_ = lc $_;
+	s/(\w+)'(t|s)/${1}${2}/g; # de-apostrophize can't, don't, billy's, etc...
+	s/\s+/ /g;
+	s/\s-\s/-/;
+	s/[\s`~!\@#\$%^&*()=+{}\[\]|\\;:'",<>?]/_/g;
+	s/_+/_/g;
+	s/_\././;
+	s/_-_/-/g;
+	if(-f $_) {
+		warn "$_ already exists, not renaming `$o'\n";
+	} else {
+		if($fake) {
+			warn "$o => $_\n";
+		} else {
+			rename $o, $_;
+		}
+	}
+}
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