From 122f3c401f23f84799802c7b9667bda222646487 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "B. Watson" Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2015 03:18:53 -0400 Subject: initial commit --- noobfarm | 25288 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 25288 insertions(+) create mode 100644 noobfarm (limited to 'noobfarm') diff --git a/noobfarm b/noobfarm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6f865fc --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm @@ -0,0 +1,25288 @@ +This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English. + + let's emulate netbios? + HEY I'M HERE +& +lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE + HEY I'M HERE + HEY I'M HERE + NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! + NICE THAT YOU ARE +THERE! I'M HERE! + NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! + NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +n NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! + HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? + I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES? + AT LEA +ST NOT ME + AT LEAST NOT ME + NOT ME +<_jv> NOT ME + BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT. + MEEEE! + (blerp is a samba box) +<__pint> HEY I AM HERE! + NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL +ABOUT US TO OTHERS + IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE? + "Sami does not like his configuration..." +<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI +LL BE THAT ONE! + AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<__pint> I AM! + IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> I AM! + I'M NOT +< +holox> ME! +<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> ME! + MEEEEE! + I'M HERE! + WANTY0UME + NICE THAT +YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> MEEEE! + NO, I AM! +<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file. + I'M +THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE! + __pint, luckily :) +<__pint> NO, MEEEE! + cool netbios emulation +<__pint> why do you need 2 gw's +< Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:52 UTC +% +From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/ +Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires +Administrator privileges... Um??? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #3 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:58 UTC +% +< robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to +constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) or +learn major new things. For now, at least, I choose option #1. +< john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data? +< john83> slackware sux +< robw810> Well, there goes that answer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #4 + Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:38 UTC +% +< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we did it +w/o any lube +< straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot +< tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool +< straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs +< tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ? +< straterra> Or..public logs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #5 + Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:08:01 UTC +% +-!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined +#slackman +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> i got pwnt +< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness +< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> lmfao +< Lambda> uber pwnt +< Lambda> i got uber pwnt +< Lambda> help e +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> oh god +< Lambda> please help me +< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD +< Lambda> HELP +< Lambda> PLEASE +-!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit [] +-!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ +< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS +< Lambda> :) +<@robw810> excuse me? +< Lambda> SUCK +< Lambda> MY +< Lambda> BALLS +< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER? +< Lambda> LMFSAO +< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling? +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS +< Lambda> UR THE TROL +< Lambda> ROFL +< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED +< Lambda> ? +< Lambda> BY ME +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< theblackbox> lol, how creative +< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> :) +< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here. +< Lambda> I OWN J00 +< rob0> bye +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away. +< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK +< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP +-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by +robw810 +-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810] +* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :) +<@robw810> :D + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #6 + Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC +% +< straterra> Lunch time at hoooters! +< fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut +< robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D +< fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease +< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay. ;-) +< fluffd> buahaha + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #7 + Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:19:07 UTC +% +BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such... +< Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule? +< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 -p tcp -j +DROP +< Rawplayer> nothing? +< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie garbage ;P +< maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing +< Rawplayer> :P +< robw810> Sounds like my wife... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #8 + Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:54:49 UTC +% +JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone dares +to say +anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-) + +Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound? Please submit a work order so that we can +get someone out to fix it as soon as possible. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #9 + Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:21:11 UTC +% +<@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1 +< fred> what's it currently? +< fred> if it's gcc 3, no. +<@sadiq> its 4.1 +< fred> if it's 4.0, sure +< fred> erm... +<@sadiq> yea. +<@Polar> :/ +< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to 4.1.somethingHigher? +<@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1 +< fred> can I troll debian now? +< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that gcc4.1 is +in fact not gcc4.1 +<@sadiq> yep. +* sadiq pastebins +< fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware. +* fred thanks sadiq for permission. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #10 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:57:54 UTC +% +<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #11 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC +% +< fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #12 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:14 UTC +% +< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very often :-P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #13 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:19:18 UTC +% + aight im gonna peace out for a bit + lube my asshole with some neosporin + hehe + You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him + might as well use bengay + no pun intended + haha + hehe + well maybe a little + wow + That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs + That was wrong + lol + That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron" +wrong + lol + lol + Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's" + lmao + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #14 + Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC +% +< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html +< `2StupidDogz> any ideea? +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come +from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something +that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created +/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ... +< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do? +< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself? +< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied.. +< robw810> yeah +< robw810> WHY? +< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out.. +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^ +< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it +will "help out?" +< `2StupidDogz> ... +< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines) +< `2StupidDogz> youre right.. +< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #15 + Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC +% +< man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing? +< robw810> Radioactive decay +< robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #16 + Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:00 UTC +% +< fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux +< hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux +< fragged> lmao +< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but Linux learns +you. +< hbx> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #17 + Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:19 UTC +% +< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? +< straterra> Depends +< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ? +< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i +a woodchuck could chuck wood +< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck, +but with a larger memory footprint +< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood +enviroment +< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment +< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ? +< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego +< Zal> er, -z :-) +< mwalling> no, -r +< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to +be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck +< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring +< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo +< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has +the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it +< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his +name..god? +< rapid> +< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl +< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood +and then it would be put under the GPL +< straterra> Oh, ok then. +< mwalling> general woodchuck license +< straterra> What about procreation though? +< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the +families +< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks +< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that +< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction +< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters? +< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with +a patched woodchuck +< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks +< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it +< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a + bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood? +< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone? +< mwalling> see rfc 1149 +< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory +< phrag> mwalling, rofl +< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high +latencies +< straterra> Might need something a bit faster +< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient +< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it +< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory +through step by step brain surgery +< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a +shit on your car should not be trusted +< straterra> mwalling: ROFL +< fadumpt> ROFL +< inflex> O_o +< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful +< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy? +< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me +< mwalling> could smell bad +< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks +< straterra> That could work +< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though +< phrag> am i drunk? +< straterra> phrag: perhaps +< mwalling> phrag: are we all? +< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a +problem +* skac pulls out the breath tester. +< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one +goes down +< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks? +< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir. +< fadumpt> sure +* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno +< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean? +< phrag> it means i'm good to go +< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction +< mwalling> boom +< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver +< fadumpt> then we're all screwed +< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source +< fadumpt> lawsuits insue + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #18 + Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC +% +< Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical. +< debdexter> right +< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours away :P + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #19 + Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:19:59 UTC +% +< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement +last night +< straterra> Swear to god +< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream +< straterra> Yeah +< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our +copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and +they said "Fine..we will.." +< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream! +< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but +they never did +< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh +< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #20 + Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC +% +< straterra> Go to hell Abigail +< Dominian> hehe +< Dominian> yeah poor abigail was dead last night for a few hours +< straterra> That's how I like 'em +< straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #21 + Added: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:28:51 UTC +% +< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty Devs +bring us binaries + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #22 + Added: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:55:00 UTC +% +Over email while at work (ryan == coworker): + +dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough* +ryan: What? Are we at the doctors or something? +dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #23 + Added: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:39 UTC +% + How do I add a loop device to my fstab? + man mount + as per gm152 + You guys are all about mounting mans today :/ + robw810: you like it + dadexter: not my thing :) + that's not what you said last night + heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #24 + Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:21 UTC +% + dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was something +wrong and ran make clean :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #25 + Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:31 UTC +% +< dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of +Nobel prize + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #26 + Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:55:48 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline +for six months. +< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it +< Dominian> hhe +<+Alan_Hicks> Nope. The power button was broke. +<+alienBOB> Haha +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> that's hiliarious +<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace +this machine. :^) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #27 + Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC +% +< NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol +< NetEcho> until I beat every level +< NetEcho> wish me luck lol +< Fenix-Dark> silly +< NetEcho> no crazy lol +< Fenix-Dark> never played any of the * tycoon series +< Dominian> They should create a Porn Tycoon +< Fenix-Dark> lol +< NetEcho> indeed +< StratWork> Porn Tycoon?! +< Dominian> heh +< StratWork> I'm game +< StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh.... +< StratWork> Errr...man on woman action.. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #28 + Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:11:08 UTC +% + I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that +my wireless mouse batteries were missing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #29 + Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:20:49 UTC +% +< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore? i was in the cub scouts, do +you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk +crap like you were in Nam or something + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #30 + Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:07 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ]; +then upgradepkg $#; fi } +< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever +worked anyhow. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #31 + Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:19:32 UTC +% + hi all + i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820) + but i did not install lan card + now in slackware i have a problem with NIC + can you help me?? +[2 minutes later] + hi all + i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude +D820) + but i did not install lan card + now in slackware i have a problem with NIC + can you help me?? + hey can you see my question? +* Mithridat has quit () +[10 minutes] +* MithridateS (i=mithrida@85.198.55.209) has joined #slackman + hi again + are you there? +* MithridateS has quit () + whats the point in doing that... + if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a +realistic question. + heh. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #33 + Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:15 UTC +% +* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade + NO + He's not smart enough to hold on. +* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_ +* rworkman leaves +* theorem_ runs behind a chair +* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair + you're holding the damn thing genius +* theorem_ drops the grenade +* mwalling_ runs +* dadexter ducks +* mwalling_ nods + good thing it's just an ugly chick + *boom* +* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone +* rworkman cheers +* theorem_ cheers + more beer +* Half-Left is in a million pieces + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #34 + Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:47:27 UTC +% +From #xfce +< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install +new fonts ? +< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before) +< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel. +< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right? + :D +< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman +< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling +and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :) +< lipstick_> stfu wanker +< rworkman> See? +< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #35 + Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 14:47:00 UTC +% +* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings +< Dominian> he works fine most of the time +< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on +most systems." +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in +'wishing' state; may be unstable" +< Alan_Hicks> Ah! You must have an older version of me. Try upgrading to the +latest release. +< Dominian> odd... +< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the +resulting binary is huge. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why. +* Dominian edits out the crap +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah! Just run "make enima" +< Dominian> enema +< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too. (Spelling Processor Unit) +< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima. My kernel hackers can't spell. :^) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema +literally causes the machine to shit itself. +< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something... +< Dominian> ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense +--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks +< Dominian> hmmm.. +< Dominian> configure works... +< Alan_Hicks> That's possible. Did you include the kernel option for +pre-emption? That always causes problems. The ESP sub-system isn't fully +supported yet. +< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait +< Dominian> its the $ARCH +< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat +< Dominian> aha.. now make works +< Dominian> shit.. wait +< Dominian> nope.. +< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary... +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah! +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go.. +< Dominian> --build=backwoods-hick-compat +LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool +< Dominian> THERE we go + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #36 + Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC +% +( Agiofws) i know what i am doing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #37 + Added: Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:08 UTC +% +< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #38 + Added: Wed, 09 May 2007 00:30:19 UTC +% +< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH +< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #39 + Added: Sat, 12 May 2007 03:47:12 UTC +% +* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next +thing i do, just to prove you wrong +< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #40 + Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:50 UTC +% +< Straterra> Shit +< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry +* Straterra slams head onto table +* anavel pass dildo to Straterra + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #41 + Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:01 UTC +% +< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you" +< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most +people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250 +X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #42 + Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC +% +< linux_stu> is a tickless system fine? +< nullboy> i use tickless +< nullboy> on my laptop +< andarius> tickless ? +< nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #43 + Added: Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:12 UTC +% +< andarius_> i am installing PBJ +< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time? +< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time" +* andarius_ googles +< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking +* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #44 + Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC +% +< Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night +< Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #45 + Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 17:39:48 UTC +% +< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom +< mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty +< hi> i dont go to the bathroom +< oldude67> lol +< oldude67> oh hes full of ____ +< andarius> alien huh ? +< hi> yes i have no sexual organs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #46 + Added: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:52:26 UTC +% +< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a career +educator). Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long as they jump +through the hoops and do the busy work. That's just not for me. I've wasted +hours and hours of my life when I could have been doing something worthwhile. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #47 + Added: Wed, 23 May 2007 18:11:56 UTC +% +< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload (or +3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse +<@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis? +< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone i feel +old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ... + maybe some 18s +< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded for +her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said + no lol +< tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister? +< tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom +< tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister +< tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout +< tuxq> sprout too +< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis ;-) +<@alphageek> lol +< tuxq> HAH + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #48 + Added: Thu, 24 May 2007 21:31:40 UTC +% +( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will take the +computer +( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu +( kethry) even i know that +( rworkman) PWND +( BP{k}) HAHAHA + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #49 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:19 UTC +% +* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again. +< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys " + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #50 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC +% +< theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN +< i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #51 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:54 UTC +% +< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her +two + kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. + The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice + children you have there. Are they twins?? + + The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they +ain't, + oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think +they're + twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" + + "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't + believe you got laid twice." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #52 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC +% + _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for trolling +<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me? never. troll? no way man. You must have me +confused with someone of a similar nick :) + he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several times, +too. + hummm +theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle + problem solved +heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #53 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:44 UTC +% +< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are from God +Himself? +< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #54 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:59 UTC +% +04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat +04:37 < dadexter> want it? +04:37 < Straterra> Yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #55 + Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:03:20 UTC +% +< gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ? +< Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #56 + Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:07:18 UTC +% +< Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name? +< rworkman> Sometimes. +< rworkman> But everytime somebody asked... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #57 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:42:56 UTC +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware /extra. + Of course, you could always do that the hard way too. Hell, while + you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro. +< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself for sure +< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here. In the current age +of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries + pre-compiled for a 386. +< Soul_keeper> yeah +< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only *maybe* +< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 optimizations, for +the record. For Java, it's a binary repackaging anyway, so + there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself. +< WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there. :) +< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to be extracted +where you want it installed, no need to make a package outta that +< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and wants +to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it, + then install the package. Result is the same. +< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do it myself +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it. Have +fun removing it when you decide to upgrade. +< Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just rm -rf it tho +< Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever +< rworkman> You obviously missed the point. +< Soul_keeper> you ever try to feed a pet stone ? +< Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this +< Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it +< rworkman> Yeah, I noticed. +< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned +into. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #58 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:04 UTC +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0 +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, yeah but it's no good if i don't have the +prerequisites installed also +< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam +< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ? freshmeat and +google are playing dumb +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source?? +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, of course +< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ... +< rworkman> Heh +< Soul_keeper> ok got it +< rworkman> Go ahead and give up. It will be easier on you to admit failure +now. +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, lol +< rworkman> I'm serious. +< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before +< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source. You're +looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a + minimum) +< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs +< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i +installed the latest last week ... +< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found +< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess +< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have +noticed +< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too. :) +< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed? +< Soul_keeper> jre +< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports +of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #59 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC +% +< _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`? +< mwalling_> yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #60 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 21:26:46 UTC +% +< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork +--- time passes --- +< fred87> erm... wait a second... +< fred87> "ball", singular? +< fred87> not "balls"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #61 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC +% +< Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #62 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:51 UTC +% +< BP{k}> actually in all fairness. +< BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #63 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:57 UTC +% +>> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman +( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;) +( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:) +( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , The +computer is not mine +( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, please +try ##slackware +( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything? +( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then +( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ? +( dadexter) too lazy +( theblackbox) lol +( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here again ;) +* dadexter is a true slackman fan +( BlackSun-Irish) now bye! +( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then? +( theblackbox) in b&w... gonna get round to colouring it in in a few weeks +( dadexter) sweet, can't wait +<< BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #64 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:55:32 UTC +% +< Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #65 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:48 UTC +% +< anavel> yes sex :o +* Dominian has no use for it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #66 + Added: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:12 UTC +% +< Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay.. +< Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #67 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:51 UTC +% +< kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um.. +< kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex +< kethry> and interrupted them + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #68 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:58 UTC +% +< Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer. +< rworkman> AHA +< rworkman> That's why married people live longer. +< BP{k}> lol +< rworkman> :D +< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we. If it were not for +sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #69 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:06:10 UTC +% +This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO: + +A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling +the president one of the latest talking computers. +Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll +give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?" +Computer: 186,000 miles per second. +Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?" +Computer: George Washington. +President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my +father?" +Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia. +President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!" +Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a +twelve pound bass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #70 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have run +butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #71 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:41 UTC +% +< Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #72 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:45 UTC +% +< mwalling> god i am a fuck nut + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #73 + Added: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:58:59 UTC +% +* Straterra licks Chuckbot +< Straterra> Mmm... +< Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #74 + Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:38:55 UTC +% +Phone conversation with customer... +---------------------------------------------------- +customer: $APPNAME doesn't work +me: whats the error? +customer: i dont know. i closed it. +me: can you reproduce it? +customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT. +me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT? +customer: i didn't know i had to +me: it was mentioned in the README file +customer: wheres that? +me: it was displayed at the end of the installer +customer: oh. i usually just close those things + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #75 + Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC +% +01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi +01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users +01:25 < miss_miranda> on pidgin +01:26 -!- ehc [n=x@wall.pacinfo.com] has joined #pidgin +01:27 -!- preksh1 [n=prekshu@203.78.217.176] has joined #pidgin +01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin [] + +Like that :-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #76 + Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:22 UTC +% +< Straterra> I'd do him +< Straterra> Or Brad Pitt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #77 + Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:07:23 UTC +% +< andarius> you know you want him anyways +< mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote +< mwalling_> no, i have no idea +< Straterra> Brad Pitt? +< andarius> there is more than one ? +< Straterra> Hell yeah +< Straterra> I would be on that like THAT +< mwalling_> ppl say i look like matt daemon +< Straterra> I'd do him too +< Straterra> Damon +< Straterra> you nerd + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #78 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:22 UTC +% +< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can +decrypt the readme has found the light + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #79 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:30 UTC +% +< NetEcho_> man this is painful +< Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again? +< Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #80 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:35 UTC +% +< andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs +< Straterra> so does whats-his-face +< Straterra> Brad pitt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #81 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:41 UTC +% +< qudama> is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz? +< rworkman> qudama: mv +< nullboy> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #82 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:48 UTC +% +< anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ? +< Dominian> anavel: sure +< Dominian> which reminds me.. +* Dominian slaps anavel +* fred87 slaps anavel +* mwalling slaps anavel + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #83 + Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:28:55 UTC +% +< oneforall> seen +<@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_... +< mwalling> seen oneforall's brain +<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain, +mwalling? +< rworkman> HAHA + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #84 + Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:58 UTC +% +< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them +off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB +< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the +backyard +< nemith> still unemployed eh? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #85 + Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:44:31 UTC +% +< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance +exams are too hard +< rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #86 + Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:41:19 UTC +% +< dentonj> what's up? +< orlan> my 22" +< tuxq> sick bastard + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #87 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC +% +< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves +< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough +entrances for 4 people.. :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #88 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:01 UTC +% +< Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals +< Half-Left> In fact even more so +< nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #89 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:09 UTC +% +< straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #90 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:32 UTC +% +< mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra +< heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #91 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:37 UTC +% +< Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1? +< khelban> you have 11 i presume +< Bassist> khelban: I had 11 +< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard drive +and lightning +< Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration +< rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #92 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:48 UTC +% +( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages... +( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts +( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #93 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC +% +< oneforall> viagra > /dev/null + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #94 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:12:46 UTC +% +* fred87 loves vista :| + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #95 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:12 UTC +% +< fred87> +/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq +< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :) +< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed +this, da? +< Straterra> I'm a virgin +< fred87> there ya go. +< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g +< Straterra> BAH +< Straterra> :/ +< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change. +* BP{k} sighs +< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #96 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC +% +< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a frontend for +starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #97 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:56 UTC +% +From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod: + +Those Slackware users are weird- +I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird, +but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird. +Its almost scary... + -- Faux_Pseudo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #98 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC +% +( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display: again +( kexman) this is from sudo gparted +( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #99 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:19 UTC +% +My Boss: OK. If only GOD knew VB + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #100 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:31 UTC +% +< BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #101 + Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:08 UTC +% +< Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS +< Dominian> impressive +< Straterra> I speak 56k +< Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #102 + Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:30:27 UTC +% +< Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #103 + Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:51 UTC +% +< Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment? +< Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #104 + Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:55 UTC +% +< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's +thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #105 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC +% +< TheNetuser> You can't hack me! +< TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall! +< TheNetuser> I installed it myself by following the directions. +< Straterra> you cant hack me! +< Straterra> i have one ball! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #106 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:03 UTC +% +< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream flavors. you are +expected to know some basics before talking about how our ice cream truck works + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #107 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:30 UTC +% +< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking about +children and alcohol. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #108 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:37 UTC +% +< Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #109 + Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:22 UTC +% +< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on reality. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #110 + Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:31 UTC +% +06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal +06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction Layer Channel +06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL? +06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic? +06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic? +06:20 < rworkman> What was it? +06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: HAL is a bad name | +BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name +06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007 +06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs. +06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better +06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're doing? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #111 + Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:11:44 UTC +% +21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here +21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before +unleashing paranoia on it :P +< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;) +< Straterra> I'm not scratching that +< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts? +< macavity> lol +< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes .. +< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #112 + Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC +% +< straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention! +< fred87> straterra: agreed. +< fred87> then it would no longer be supercool. +< straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform.. +< straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs +< fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right? +< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they wake +up....wwuah +< straterra> fred...duh! +< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of big...strong...kde man +devs +< fred87> :| +< fred87> there's two gay ones. +< straterra> thats no fun +< straterra> gotta get the straight ones.. +< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a matter of +consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you? +< straterra> well.. +< straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun +< straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican.. +< straterra> and alot of beer bottles +< straterra> and put gnome on their laptops +< straterra> setup a webcam....and wait +< straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #113 + Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:08 UTC +% +< Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12? +< Schroeder> whose bright idea was that? +< Schroeder> this may be enough to keep me from upgrading +< BP{k}> Schroeder: uhm I think it was Patrick Volkerdings idea +< Schroeder> what an idiot + +[freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob] +[freenode] -!- ircname : Schroeder the Piano Guy + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #114 + Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:05:00 UTC +% +< kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ? +< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that is not +22 :( +< rworkman> xterm(1) +< kexman> hmm +< kexman> how would i use that ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #115 + Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:23 UTC +% +< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like permissions + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #116 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:46 UTC +% +<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS installed +software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I don't really believe +it's relevant. +<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system is set up +properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun sitting around +waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games instead of /usr/games + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #117 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:05 UTC +% +< WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #118 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:08 UTC +% +< mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA? +<+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #119 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:20 UTC +% +From #mailscanner on freenode: + +< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you have issues +installing the perl module for clamav? +< salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew +< Dominian> salsa is a bot +< suprsonic> rofl +< suprsonic> classic + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #120 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:47 UTC +% +< whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first + class royal mail? +< Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #121 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:23:26 UTC +% +< Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10 +< fred87> with security updates? +< Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates +< Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #122 + Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:50 UTC +% +< straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered... +< CheeseWorx> alright +< straterra> HARDER! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #123 + Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:50:44 UTC +% +< Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #124 + Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:04:46 UTC +% +< kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #125 + Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:46 UTC +% +< BP{k}> fuck you all :P +< kethry> no lovey that's later +< BP{k}> w00t + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #126 + Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:52 UTC +% +< actualmind> that law thing is really complicated + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #127 + Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:00:47 UTC +% +< Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand +< Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #128 + Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:06:09 UTC +% +< nullboy> start by sticking it in + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #129 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:04 UTC +% +< Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #130 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:08 UTC +% +* fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to + parse his parser + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #131 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:15 UTC +% +< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool names but +have no use what so ever for them .. +< mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs? +< andarius> nope +< andarius> i am bug free :) +< Straterra> I have herpes +< andarius> tmi man +< Straterra> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #132 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:44 UTC +% +* Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters +< fred87> ... +* fred87 wonders why? +< fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S +< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire coathanger. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #133 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:53 UTC +% +< boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine +< XGizzmo> unplug your network cable +< mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface? +< boricua> mwalling, tcp 0 0 192.168.1.100:58612 +204.11.244.21:6667 ESTABLISHED +< XGizzmo> lol +< mwalling_> boricua: /quit +< XGizzmo> thats your irc connection +< XGizzmo> LMAO +< boricua> duh me :-) i forgot + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #134 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:11:11 UTC +% +< kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner +< Straterra> Um +< Straterra> No offense.. +< Straterra> But.. +< Straterra> Do you HAVE to? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #135 + Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:45 UTC +% +< shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #136 + Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:47 UTC +% +( snL20) palestino: right click the slit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #137 + Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:14:51 UTC +% +< macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with + rt2500 just before, right? +< BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here + thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred, + so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can + stop fretting about fred :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #138 + Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:27 UTC +% +-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin +< Zoiks> hey guys +< Zoiks> just wondering when 2.1 is coming out +< johang> Zoiks: thursday possibly +-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin [] +< elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday +< Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #139 + Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:30 UTC +% +From #freenode +< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call of a +channel op +< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to be +calmer are considered normal tools of management +< chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv +access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #140 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:40 UTC +% +< Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy? +< tecky> yes +< Straterra> ok +< tecky> visualize and recognise :) +< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you ever wanna +come back... +* jpipkin blinks. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #141 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:50 UTC +% +< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested* +< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done +about it; obviously that's + at your discretion +< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them +< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before +applying global sanctions like k-lines +Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in +< Alan_Hicks> "attack"... To quote..... "You keep using that word. I do not +think it means what you + think it means." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #142 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC +% +< oneforall> whois oneforall +<@alphageek> loser + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #143 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:16 UTC +% +A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new +BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. + +The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and +YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how +many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" + +The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully +grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?" + +The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to +his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a +GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he +then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high +resolution photo. + +The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to +an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an +email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored. + +He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet +with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on +his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints +out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet +printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 +sheep." + +"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. + +He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the +young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. + +Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what +your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" + +The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?" + +"You're a consultant." says the shepherd. + +"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" + +"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though +nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a +question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me +back my dog. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #144 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his +mind, and im concerned he might continue; im more or less being preventative +< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most +situations; if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys. +< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them? +< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM +< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems +< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be +< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give +him ops again +< Schroeder> I mean, seriously +< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP +crime on freenode + servers. It's in the policies. Schroeder I understand +that you're acquainted with + the abuser but I don't think this is your issue. +Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #145 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be. +What's the point in a + channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them? +< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting +reprimanded? +< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware +< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :) +< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #146 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC +% +< neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand, +cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke +< BP{k}> nullboy: :) +< neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs +< neil-> $150 and its yours.. +< neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now? +< Agiofws> neil-, for 150 bucks ? +< neil-> yeah +< Agiofws> you accept paypal ? +< neil-> yeah +< Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #147 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:28:59 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my +butt was offlint. Heh +< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar +< Dagmar> Hey now not fair. Quoting *entirely* out of context + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #148 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC +% +In ##otaku: +<+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently + focussing on suicide. +<+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris. +<+Ketche> Good times. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #149 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:41 UTC +% +< oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water??? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #150 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:00 UTC +% +< mwalling_> don't say that +< Straterra> Wy? +< mwalling_> makes you sound retardrd +< Straterra> why?^ +< Straterra> No no no +< Straterra> It's really cool +< mwalling_> no +< mwalling_> its retarderd +< Straterra> You know what? +< Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P +< Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #151 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:11 UTC +% +< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek. I just added a "changelog.txt" to document +changes I've made to this file :) +< mwalling_> umm +< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed +tortoiseSVN to all of the clients +< mwalling_> i win :P +< thrice`> lol +< thrice`> yeah +< thrice`> ;) +< heret|c> umm +< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey, +blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open +door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a +network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room +and says.. yeah i noticed. +< heret|c> i win. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #152 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC +% +< jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts... +< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company with a +set of shell scripts, actually. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #153 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:25 UTC +% +< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of trouble :) +< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do my best to +assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :) +< andarius> and thanks a bunch +< Straterra> How about.. +< Straterra> Goat porn? +< BP{k}> I prefer sheep +* andarius prefers well shaven beavers :) +< BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #154 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:45 UTC +% +( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn jobs start +(+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job?? +(+rworkman) Damn. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #155 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:55 UTC +% +chris_punches: Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt. I think you forgot +about your shoe-spoon crusade + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #156 + Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:00 UTC +% +< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source are +they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you start down +the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken them it will. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #157 + Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:15 UTC +% +< chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs +< scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :( +< fred> true. +< thrice`> we know +< mwalling> yep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #158 + Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:31 UTC +% +( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly. You can think of UDP as the +retarded cousin of TCP. +( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #159 + Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC +% +( chris_punches) i dont have fits +( scorchsaber) it's constant? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #160 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:48 UTC +% +< thrice`> i'm gay +< mwalling_> screw you thrice` +< thrice`> =] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #161 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:52 UTC +% + god I wish natural selection was a faster process + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #162 + Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:54:44 UTC +% +( chris_punches) <-- idiot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #163 + Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:19:13 UTC +% +< piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO +< ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel? +< ananke> kernel fairies? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #164 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:43:06 UTC +% +< muraii> Cow. +< oneforall> jumped over the moon +< muraii> Yay for cow. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #165 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:58:59 UTC +% +< Zalamander> yum, wet panties + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #166 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:04 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a working +configuration file is NOT a sane response. +< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your mouth +because you don't like the taste of cupcakes. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #167 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:15 UTC +% +< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on masturbation + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #168 + Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:25:45 UTC +% +< andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #169 + Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:04 UTC +% +< mwalling_> i'll take some ass + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #170 + Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:07 UTC +% +< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this system +< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig jumping out +of oneforall's butt +< dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line +< muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #171 + Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:01:45 UTC +% +< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear - +you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it for, +anyway ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #172 + Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 UTC +% +< nullboy> you twisted bartards +* sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, dusts +itself off and asks for a drink. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #173 + Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:31:06 UTC +% +< chris_punches> GYAH! Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME. +< chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #174 + Added: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:59:04 UTC +% +< rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #175 + Added: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:00:37 UTC +% +< mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #176 + Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:36 UTC +% +( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #177 + Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC +% +< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation from your +mom +< NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P +< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, they +said +< NetEcho> ouch backfire + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #178 + Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:52:02 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, seeing +as it's a few blocks from his apt +< rob0> ntlug? +< nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix.... +< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a version of +Linux. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #179 + Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:31:05 UTC +% +* andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time +* BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #180 + Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:29:31 UTC +% +< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind up on +noobfarm. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #181 + Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:49:01 UTC +% +< Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #182 + Added: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:08:03 UTC +% +< straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #183 + Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:52:37 UTC +% + they let chicks in the marines now ? + andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #184 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:55:35 UTC +% +< Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #185 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:57:36 UTC +% +< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some +duct tape +< Dagmar> So now it can suck properly? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #186 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:27 UTC +% +< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything +from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk +< Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful +examination +* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy +< Dagmar> C'mon +< Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers +< Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #187 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:44 UTC +% +PeterS: why does linux blow? +dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #188 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:19 UTC +% +< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works. +< rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount. +< AbortRetryFail> ;) +< rworkman> ;p +< andarius> man mount +< rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #189 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:29 UTC +% +* NetEcho slaps everyone +-!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ +<@rworkman> Excuse me? +-!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman +< rworkman> ;-) +* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P +* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass. +< rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it. +< NetEcho> nooooooooo +< NetEcho> how will I hear music now? +< rworkman> Fart. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #190 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:51:10 UTC +% +< chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #191 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:17 UTC +% +Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware +again +-!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks +-!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned] +< nullboy> the force has been balanced. +-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@58.60.*] by Alan_Hicks +< CaptObviousman> school's starting back up +< CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear +< rk4n3> CaptObviousman: yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #192 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> that was at 8:58am +< Dominian> mwalling_: give it time +* mwalling_ is impotent +< mwalling_> er +< mwalling_> impatient + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #193 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:16:25 UTC +% +< straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement +< Dominian> straterra: I use it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #194 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:41 UTC +% +< thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you +< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice... +< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #195 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:50 UTC +% +< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by +now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is +not as intelligent as I give her credit +< mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom? +< mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason +< StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run! +< BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;) +< rworkman> Flossing what? +< BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P +* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra +* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet +< acidchild> :D +< rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right? +< acidchild> oh gross. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #196 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:14 UTC +% +02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows + WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"] +02:51 < fred> bah +02:51 < fred> lies. +02:51 < ^Jenn> haha +02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #197 + Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC +% +* fred shines goatse into the sky +< straterra> ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #198 + Added: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:48 UTC +% +< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American + Idol is? +< fred> "Trash"? +< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #199 + Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC +% +< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715 + MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio] + [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm; + +Note: pay attention to the last item. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #200 + Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:01:37 UTC +% +< fred> do it harder baby! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #201 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:43 UTC +% +< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst +< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that +< fred> something's slower than catalyst? +< Tim> Hah. +< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it. +<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #202 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:54 UTC +% +< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #203 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:00 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can +grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #204 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC +% +< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to + joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester + my day is always worse! ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #205 + Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:47 UTC +% +< scorchsaber> fixed, huh? +< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say? +< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu? +< ricky> Laughing at it :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #206 + Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:53 UTC +% +11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] has joined +##woodchucks + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #207 + Added: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 UTC +% +< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is +written +< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong +< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the +Week :D + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #208 + Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to +your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating pussy. There is no +substitute for practice, practice, and more practice. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #209 + Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:32:26 UTC +% +11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name +*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #210 + Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC +% +13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something? +13:03 < straterra> When it works +13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...? +13:05 < straterra> Ok +13:05 < straterra> I lied + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #211 + Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:17:01 UTC +% +< fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #212 + Added: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:14:30 UTC +% +< kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #213 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:19 UTC +% +< BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #214 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:23 UTC +% +< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top gun out +< straterra> OH YEAH +< straterra> Kick ass movie +< straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot +< straterra> Even if he is short..and weird + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #215 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:31 UTC +% + damn, I can't get this to come out + thrice`: pull harder + thrice`: we told you to use lube :P + she's 21, I shouldn't have to ! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #216 + Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:21:58 UTC +% +< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong with my +computer.. it's paranoid +< Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #217 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:27:15 UTC +% +< CygnusX1> test +< nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help +< CygnusX1> roger that +-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Client +Quit] + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #218 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:17 UTC +% +DieRatte - which is why I like gay men + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #219 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:23 UTC +% +< memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #220 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:02:41 UTC +% +< kethry> its only hard if you make it hard. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #221 + Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:03:19 UTC +% +< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and where it +lives. +< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids who moves +in the apartment across the hall from a rock band. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #222 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:16 UTC +% +< Agiofws> rworkman, buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager +< rworkman> Agiofws: wrong. +< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry right ? +< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- it +manages packages. It's not a dependency manager. +< Agiofws> it does not download and install from a main repository right ? +< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not. In other news, cows don't shit on power +lines. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #223 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:39 UTC +% +( Agiofws) but i went through hell to get it up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #224 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:42 UTC +% +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want? +< _HAKERA_> to snif password and so +< _HAKERA_> in our network +< _HAKERA_> :) +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, ahh, there is your problem +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, you need Gentoo to sniff +< _HAKERA_> yes! my problem :) +< fred> DieRatte: :D +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, its way better for that task than slackware +< Danet> DieRatte: nice pass :) +< armata> lol +< _HAKERA_> ok ok +< _HAKERA_> i go... +< _HAKERA_> bye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #225 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:30 UTC +% +< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted protocols. +< _HAKERA_> is it sniffer? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #226 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:37 UTC +% +< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I always +enable it. +< mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it? +< Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall. It's just there. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #227 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:04 UTC +% +< mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing + bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a Mac ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #228 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:10 UTC +% +< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" ::: +chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates +this more ::: chris gets kickbanned + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #229 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC +% +[re chris_punches] +< rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels + where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct. +< straterra> I'll be rude + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #230 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:49 UTC +% +< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files " +ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386" +< lt_kije> visof_: stop +< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing +< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time +< lt_kije> your options are: +< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set +< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a +while and then come back +< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here +< lt_kije> do some work on your own + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #231 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC +% +* nullboy bends over GOGOGOG +< rworkman> straterra: ping +-!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox] +< rworkman> Well, damn. I was hoping straterra would get to him first. +< straterra> rworkman: pong +< rworkman> Too late. +< straterra> eh? +< rworkman> 19:13 * nullboy bends over +< straterra> Oh +< rworkman> straterra: ^^ +< straterra> ... +< rworkman> ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #232 + Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:57:31 UTC +% +< mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl + please +<@lamby> /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #233 + Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:31:25 UTC +% +< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a trojanized +windows 98 machine + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #235 + Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:41 UTC +% +< blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ? +< fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I + think it's scared of the shotgun. +< nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it + with my second + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #236 + Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:01:04 UTC +% +< chris_punches> shit. I'm the asshat. I hate that. I was so sure + there wasn't one. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #237 + Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:26:32 UTC +% +* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)] +< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off. +* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to +announce that crap? +* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba +-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ +< nullboy> i sense a distrubance +* mwalling_ feels a chill +< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM! +< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!! +* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance +-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your +auto-away message when you rejoin.] +< DieRatte> lol +< nullboy> lmao +< mwalling_> LOL +< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway +on. +< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights +< nullboy> lol +-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion! +< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble" +< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #238 + Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC +% + chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, remember that +since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw is half. so a 5A +cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong extension coard with the +three outlets at the end + + well that's enough to microwave your dinner + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #239 + Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:09:45 UTC +% +( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #241 + Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:44:07 UTC +% +< heret|c> i be strokin! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #242 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:18 UTC +% + * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his brand-spanking +new iPod thanks to the great work member of #gtkpod did. +< heret|c> lol... +< witz> ^_^ +< heret|c> merle haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a skateboard +XD + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #243 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:40 UTC +% +* PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the + ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip +< Dave2> hot. +< FauxFaux> How much do I owe you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #244 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:55 UTC +% +heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first hand +why.. +heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed ready +to fill potato chip bags every year +Xilon - lol +heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S. +Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators +DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S. +Gekkko[PDA - lol +Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #245 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:02:14 UTC +% +<@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good +< Alan_Hicks> dirty is better +* mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as straterra + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #246 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:54:39 UTC +% +* chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read all the +RFC's + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #247 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:02:33 UTC +% +* chris_punches adds his first kline + lol + s/k/z + error: missing terminator + lol + error: he said he'll be back + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #248 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:42:15 UTC +% + hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to 2002. wtf? +i didn't even do anything, why did this happen? so now my next questions. what +is the best way to set current today's date with CentOS? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #249 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:09 UTC +% + whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall is on or +not on linux? + rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #250 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:13 UTC +% +< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and take a huge +piss in your suit. now that is heaven + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #251 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:20 UTC +% +< amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue? +< marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #252 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:38 UTC +% +-!- p1ls [n=root@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined +##slackware +< PanzerMKZ> welcome back +< p1ls> Here I Am xD +< mwalling> p1ls: bye bye +< p1ls> Why? +< PanzerMKZ> later +< p1ls> o shit +-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' get ye a +first mate!] +< sally> that was priceless +< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before he did +-!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined +##slackware +< p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #253 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:56 UTC +% +< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about geeksquad...lolzers...I may +get the job at bestbuy +* mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #254 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:03:32 UTC +% +ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware. + oh good god + Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me. + DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY +* rk4n3 sighs +Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway +RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please turn off your +auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this channel + lol + good christ this is irritating + He must share some genes with lemmings + Arrr, I'll handle him! +errrr (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware. + and chris_punches + It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the same time +while standing upright +Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot + now noone will think Im dumb :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #255 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:14:45 UTC +% +andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #256 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:31:49 UTC +% +* leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp + this isn't a linux question but this is the only place i could +think to find smart people ;) Is there any way to view the data/commands that +a usb device is sending? + i'm trying to do this on windows + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #257 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:47 UTC +% +< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys? +firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before +considering it junk. +< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker +that says "Dell"? +< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #258 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC +% +< DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #259 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:42 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman is well and truly bored +* CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy +* nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #260 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:49 UTC +% + does freenode have different servers or only one? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #261 + Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:52:10 UTC +% +( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #262 + Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:59:21 UTC +% +< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel +< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem +< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck. +< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple. +< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their +own stuff + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #263 + Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC +% +< stafai> what is it that's executed on login? +< stafai> .profile? +< straterra> autoexec.bat + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #264 + Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:17 UTC +% +< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom cruise +electricuting oprah + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #265 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:51 UTC +% +* memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere +between what I do and what my car does. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #266 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:17 UTC +% +13:46 ok lets talk abotu this then +13:46 Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time +13:46 Fine +13:46 Why do you say your on a cell phone +13:46 yet never disconnect +13:47 Because I IRC from multiple locations +13:47 From work, from home, from my cell +13:47 so +13:47 So? +13:47 your name would still disconnect +13:47 No I wouldn't +13:47 when you change from one device to another +13:47 My shell runs irssi + screen +13:47 Which type BNC do you run +13:47 I SSH in and screen in +13:47 It's not a BNc +13:47 so you SSH into your shell +13:47 Yes +13:47 from a Cell phone +13:47 LMFAO +13:47 Yup +13:47 fucking idiot +13:48 Want me to SSH to a server of your choosing from it? +13:48 I have a Treo Palm 700p +13:48 Running pssh as an SSH client +13:48 wait a sec +13:48 your not using a cell phone then +13:48 its a PDA +13:48 It's a smart phone +13:48 It is a phone + a PDA +13:48 because beth was under the impression you were using a blackberry +13:48 because thats what you told her +13:48 It's not a blackberry +13:48 It's a palm +13:48 I may have said it was LIKE a blackberry +13:49 I will show you on CAM the device if you wish +13:49 no +13:49 the last thing I want to do is see your ugly ass on cam +13:49 It's sitting right here +13:49 So +13:49 explain to me +13:49 How your shit never disconnects +13:49 when you change from device to device +13:49 I only know one way +13:49 Because I am using IRSSI + SCREEN +13:49 Are you familiar with screen? +13:49 yes +13:49 and when you kill your ssh client +13:50 I SSH in and bind to the screen session +13:50 it kills the pid +13:50 I don't kill the client +13:50 so the process dies +13:50 The client stays running +13:50 hence your client is killed +13:50 No +13:50 I merely desconnect scree nsessions +13:50 I am a certified Linux Admin +13:50 I know how it works +13:50 Do you want me to white paper it for you? +13:50 if you are in a server through SSH on IRC +13:50 I will +13:50 and you disconnect your SSH session +13:50 Your IRC client Dies +13:50 I'll white paper it +13:50 because its not a background process +13:50 It is with screen +13:50 your not making sense +13:51 Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you +13:51 no thanks +13:51 goodbye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #267 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:23 UTC +% +< thrice`> i need a new job +< straterra> hmmm +< straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site.. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #268 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:28 UTC +% +Said to Alan_Hicks: +< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack +book +< vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #269 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:18:47 UTC +% +< BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #270 + Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:48 UTC +% + Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine? + stick a screwdriver in it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #271 + Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:26:14 UTC +% + argh. these people are killing me. + this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly. + and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly + I set up the damn account! + it was always beverly. nothing has changed. god damn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #273 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:24 UTC +% + ello + simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory. + Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all +circumstances: + admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc + -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #274 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:43 UTC +% +< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont +mind +< straterra> heh +< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31 +< straterra> err +< straterra> T1 +< andarius> oooh, straterra is weet +< straterra> magical syn packets +< andarius> weet = way super leet +< andarius> is that anything like a magic packet for WOL ? +< andarius> :P +< straterra> kinda +< straterra> only... +< straterra> this is a 'sleep/die over lan' packet +< andarius> sweet +< andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ? +< straterra> no + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #275 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:42:54 UTC +% +< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably +thinking it's for masturbation + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #276 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:17:55 UTC +% + anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo? +<_sho_> no +<_sho_> what is it + looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to +perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #277 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC +% +* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined +#linuxhelp + is there any channel about general help ou windows help? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #278 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:39 UTC +% + how do you man a man page file? man file? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #279 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:44 UTC +% +< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, telling +everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like gay man. Its just +an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #280 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:02 UTC +% + what are you trying to do, starsong ? + DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system right ? +thats why we are questioned for huh ? + No. ?? + DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century fashion + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #281 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:05 UTC +% +<_sho_> worlds dumbest question +<_sho_> how to sgid something +<_sho_> im having brain failure :| + chmod g+s + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #282 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC +% +< mwalling_> quickly +< mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #283 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC +% +< nullboy> what's STL? +< fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :) +< nullboy> haha +< drijen> nullboy, :( +< Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get. +< Buggaboo> and no sex. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #284 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC +% +* chris_punches feels like an idiot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #285 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC +% + when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements from? I +looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command line arguements + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #286 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:41 UTC +% + suffering from name server disease here. + anybody home + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #287 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 UTC +% +< Rusty1> hooray for backports +< Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear? +< Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #288 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:18:19 UTC +% +< dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #289 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:13:50 UTC +% +< macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #290 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:12:55 UTC +% +< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball hair..tell her +to go to hell + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #291 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:40:25 UTC +% +< dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume +< alienBOB> Me +< dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT? +< alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #292 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:09:57 UTC +% + god I need a girl + Dude + I have the next best thing.. + My..right hand + beat me to it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #293 + Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:48:24 UTC +% +< vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there + is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless i set + vga=normal.How can i correct it? +< vegab4> please help me. +<@fred> set vga=normal. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #294 + Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:00:34 UTC +% + dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router? I checked +the ethernet cable, everything secure. There are 3 other comps on the network +that can connect to Internet alright. + snowdonke1, Id use "ping" + snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ? + psstt, i think it might be "ping" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #295 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC +% +< macavity> i can haz boobs? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #296 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:43 UTC +% +< Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time? +< Zeldafan500> ms-dos +< Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com +< Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net. +< Zeldafan500> lolhacked + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #297 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:57 UTC +% +< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :) +-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork +< FriedBob> Special in what way though? +-!- mwalling is now known as mworking +< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense? +< rworkman> shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #298 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC +% + quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new +mail but I can't remember how to check it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #299 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:07 UTC +% + i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #300 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:13 UTC +% +< jodih2> hello +< jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question +< rob0> nice intro :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #301 + Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:22:55 UTC +% +* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his +desk for true "medicinal purposes". + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #302 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC +% + I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #303 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:22:22 UTC +% +From #cardinal: +< rob0> happy boss +< rworkman> Your knees hurt? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #304 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:23:05 UTC +% +< sally> y'all are awful + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #305 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:33 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on +the web +< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #306 + Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC +% + karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #307 + Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:43:05 UTC +% +< macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there +< drijen> down boy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #308 + Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:26:56 UTC +% +< nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale +< drijen> 15? +< drijen> dude hes skinny +< drijen> they would break him +< twolf> or his wife would + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #309 + Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:08:36 UTC +% + Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when I +asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, flamebait) +He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel since NT + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #310 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:16 UTC +% + is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to manual +installs? + eeek!!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #311 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:30 UTC +% +< Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime. +< Rusty1> Lines are too long +< Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day +< Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #312 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:52:58 UTC +% +* lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #313 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:53:05 UTC +% +(10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage +(10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #314 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:51 UTC +% + Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit linux +system? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #315 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:58 UTC +% + Hostname: Leave. + Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel. + Dominian, f**k + Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to +insult me correctly. + Dominian, Kobold. + Hostname: Wow. Impressive. Say something I don't understand to make +you self feel so high and mighty.. nice. + Dominian, kraut + Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know. + and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #316 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC +% +< straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream! +< Dominian> uhh what? +< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you cause +they were trying to hit slackadelic too +< straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :( +< Dominian> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #317 + Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:07 UTC +% +< heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal +< straterra> I was skeered :/ +< heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you + called Dominian to brag about it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #318 + Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:02:50 UTC +% + if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #319 + Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:59:53 UTC +% +< gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house +< drijen> psh +< drijen> first thing i wuold buy +< drijen> a vibrator +< drijen> and then not leaev +< drijen> for a month. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #320 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:35:02 UTC +% +< andarius> tea bagging them would be nice + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #321 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:12:39 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I don't do pm's +< drijen> i have boobs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #322 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:15:39 UTC +% +straterra hides the waffles + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #323 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:00 UTC +% +RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have used this +nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #324 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:09 UTC +% +< Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so + that's been force-linked into everything or something + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #325 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 UTC +% + you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 pounds , +and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it. + heretic: wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of parents ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #326 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:17 UTC +% +drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean + counters would laugh +drijen - but in work +heretic - yeah +drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES. +drijen - here for the logs: +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - and chocolate. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #327 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC +% +< use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X? +< use1> or in a GTK app +< Alan_Hicks> WTF? +< gremzoid> @ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #328 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:43 UTC +% +< rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents? +< mwalling> yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #329 + Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:37:01 UTC +% +< BP{k}> who knows japanese? +< thrice`> people in japan + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #330 + Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:26:39 UTC +% +< BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP + 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, and making + it work afterwards ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #332 + Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:54:05 UTC +% + hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small +problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of +my cpu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #333 + Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:39:43 UTC +% + If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes +to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #334 + Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:41:43 UTC +% +< dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel. How do I invite + people to it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #335 + Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:42:24 UTC +% +( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #336 + Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:05 UTC +% +< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is +their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to +fill down time while their systems are updating + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #337 + Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:02:11 UTC +% + hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk +sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how +to access the contents + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #338 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #339 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date +< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and +cathectic and I end up hearing about them +< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough +time getting work done as it is +< andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :) +< mwalling> HA +< mwalling> weekling +* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so +< Dominian> I have 10 open right now +< Dominian> I had 13 at one time.. +< mwalling> 15 +* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest +< Dominian> haha +< mwalling> heh + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #340 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:59 UTC +% + hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable +kernel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #341 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:40 UTC +% +In #cardinal +< rob0> i h8 xp +< sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe) +< rob0> ohhhhhhhh no +< rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate +< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last +weekend +< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #342 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:46 UTC +% +< fred> 1) Find a baseball bat +< fred> 2) Sodomise yourself + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #343 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:51 UTC +% +< juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ??? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #344 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:39:38 UTC +% +< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING? +http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING :-) +< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get :) +< rworkman> HAHA + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #345 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:46:51 UTC +% +< BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene + where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #346 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:47:00 UTC +% + what's a good disk usage analyzer? + i'd like to try locating the bloat + top + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #347 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:24 UTC +% +< XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit +< XGizzmo> with em64t +< heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #348 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:34:53 UTC +% + Everyone knows the quality of software is directly proportional to +the level of eye candy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #349 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 UTC +% ++// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T WORK +WITHOUT IT + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #350 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:46:50 UTC +% +< ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX? +< nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock? +< ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU +< ravih1> sorry + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #353 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:55:50 UTC +% +< nullboy> well i screwed myself then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #354 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:11:38 UTC +% +< chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in + assembly... + +[snipped] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #355 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:20 UTC +% + you at work today? + bah you\'re always at work + yep + have fun hehe + but yes, i am in the office + bastard. im so jealous + whatever + not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s. no joke. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #356 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:53:56 UTC +% +< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you +think icecream is too much work? :/ +< rworkman> Wow. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #357 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:20 UTC +% + ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu doing what +ever it wants while you sit there and watch + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #358 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:27 UTC +% +<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the +other two hides. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #359 + Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:06 UTC +% +< macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower +< andarius> your ass has been mounted ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #360 + Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:19:07 UTC +% +< BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #361 + Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:19:13 UTC +% +< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2 +trailer +< fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling +< andarius> lol +< fred> not one mention of the gameplay +< fred> or that it\'s infact a game + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #362 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:49 UTC +% + i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the +application. so how can user > real? + when using \'time\' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #363 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:13:50 UTC +% + i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment + cpeek: Yet here you are! + earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was +asked to post + cpeek: Quit whining. You were told to pastebin, not paste. + Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from +http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing + i can get help elsewhere from kinder people +* cpeek has quit (Client Quit) +* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info +* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #364 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC +% +< andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection +< andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #365 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:18 UTC +% +<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I +saw \' nice tit\' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #366 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:25 UTC +% +< straterra> uhm +< straterra> my penis...is broken + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #367 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:28 UTC +% +< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month +award +< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one +< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months? +< straterra> id like to thank my libido... +< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i +never could...and where right +< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape +dead things and bots.. +< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #368 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC +% + how to use History\'s command in a Bash? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #369 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:25:48 UTC +% + It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it + compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #370 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:25 UTC +% + what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin and +/usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type +/usr/bin/? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #371 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:27:08 UTC +% + what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is login from? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #372 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:05 UTC +% + Hello is this channel dead? + yes, very much so + Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word} + nope + sorry + I do not see any difference between the ${} or without the ${} + you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3 + I\'ve messed around a little + then do x + r = 7 + but I don\'t really know anything + What are you doing in here then? + because I don\'t know script? + lol + and x + r doesn\'t equal 7 + ;) + heh + abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ? Set to $word if name is unset +? + not me, wuju + me + I know how to assign variables + i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${} <-- +with brackets and without + foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar + it protects the variable + you mean it allows me to use echo? + without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong + it allows you to get chocolatebar :) + echo $foobar would not work + lol + exuse me + how do i clear all assigned variables + and one assigned varible + unset foo + thanks + or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it + im reading the set manual + for unset all + instead of relogging + unset -k ?? + i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new +one and work there + if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors + oh yeah + from set + i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree + lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication + let me try `` characters + echo $((3*3)) + wait a minute.. + (( means numbers and { means string + correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux + Thanks + { } can be used for grouping commands + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #373 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC +% +< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone happy +< straterra> I\'m not happy +< straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #374 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:09 UTC +% +< pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #375 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:32:35 UTC +% +< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be a *great* +distro for you +< rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #376 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:17 UTC +% +00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s all... i +will never read slackbook.org +00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor: you might get some flack when you ask questions without +reading the book, though... +00:23 < gremzoid> heh +00:23 < dafunks> O_o +00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck. +00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, but if +you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent *MONTHS* working +on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me. +00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer. +00:23 < drijen> gtfo +00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys? +00:23 < macavity> naa +00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #377 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:19 UTC +% +00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack can use +only kings of linux +00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron +00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot. +00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second? +00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake +00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-) +00:48 < drijen> fsck! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #379 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:25:49 UTC +% + hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a list of +the progras you can get with Apt-Get + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #380 + Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:08:29 UTC +% +< HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #381 + Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:40 UTC +% +< sonic_> but X works as root? +< root__> yes +< root__> root is like safe mode?? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #382 + Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:15 UTC +% + this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer + The Flying Saucer + where beer lovers go to sample + +*few minutes later* + +fred> they suck. + Their website has flash + And, doesn't fit on 1024x768 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #383 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:39 UTC +% +< heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin +< rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #384 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:45 UTC +% + hi all! + is there a little kind of graphics application that shows what keys +are being pressed at any given time? + Yes... + Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^ + Sorry + how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed? +* xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg + I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this specifically, but +I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), though they were on windows. +Should be a linux version though.. about anything you could want is there. My +best suggestion is google. + thanks kristen + xp_prg: xev ? + but is that graphical? + I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed on it +etc... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #385 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:55:26 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> argh +< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy +< Catoptromancy> heh +< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and + invariably it\'s because you asked a question +* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be + A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #386 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC +% +< juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also +< CaptObviousman> juanfelipe! +< CaptObviousman> sounds Canadian +< nullboy> canadian? wtf +< gbonvehi> CaptObviousman: juan and felipe are spanish names.. +< nullboy> CaptObviousman: you smoking crack? +< nullboy> CaptObviousman: put the bong down +< CaptObviousman> so, how long have I been polluting this channel for? +< CaptObviousman> few months now? +< juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names +< raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian. +< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m nucking futs +< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know is mexican. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #387 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:40:00 UTC +% +< nachox> hey people +< XGizzmo> werd +< rob0> Act dignified, everyone. He needn\'t find out what we were doing. +* XGizzmo hides the ash tray and beer cans +< rob0> Good evening, Mr. Nachox, sir, how are you? +< macavity> rob0: but i though you said nachox was OK with us ha- +< macavity> ermm... +< macavity> hanging out in here doing nothing! +< nachox> haha +< rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is. +< nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P +< macavity> *fsck* +< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the utmost in +decorum, I assure you. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #388 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:40:48 UTC +% + foo.gz.sh how to open it ?? + SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh + i guess it hould be a directory. + SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us +know what it says + ok + konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s + Er, you\'re not really listening + But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a +shar, which means that you need to execute it + either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should +do) and then running it + didn\'t work with either. + yes I ran it and thats what happeneing. + how i can run it as ./ or sh + pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this + ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute +././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh + I already pasted this + *sigh* + 1) google \"pastebin\" 2) pick one 3) copy-and-paste your whole +terminal screen into it 4) post the link here + why? + I am giving you the output / what is happening... + SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you? + I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too + Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead + yes that would be better. + bon appetit :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #389 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC +% +< rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #390 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:45:37 UTC +% + can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make to me ? + terminaldummy: use your distros package manager + i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where to start + what distro terminaldummy + i\'m trying to use os x terminal + they uasually come with make nowadays + os x ? + wtf you\'re on a mac ? + this is #linuxhelp + not #machelp + has linux/unix behind it + and terminal + packages are different + you can runt hese kind of apps + package managemenet is distro speciffic. + otherwise i wouldnt mind + you use fink to do it i guess + google how to install packages with fink + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #391 + Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:51 UTC +% + heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking for +any heretics.. +* heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) + opps.. now he reset your connection again.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #392 + Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:54 UTC +% +<+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of.. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #393 + Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:57 UTC +% +* Dominian wears boxers year round +* heret|c wears jeans year round +< Dominian> oh and jeans +< heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans +< heret|c> not mall jeans +< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing nothing +but boxers ... +< andarius> please burn out my eyes + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #394 + Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:43:31 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384 +< Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark! +< Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/ +< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my uncle to +divorce her. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #395 + Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:38:42 UTC +% + I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious problem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #396 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:35 UTC +% + hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1 to something2 means: +diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- need at least +22500 kB video meory + will that keep the display from working at all? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #398 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:08 UTC +% + I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key, +it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\" + ^V + tab + Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard? + alkos333: ctrl+v + Kaapa: If I do ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt +:) + that\'s a tab ! :p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #399 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC +% + hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at the +moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if there\'s +something better + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #400 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:36 UTC +% +< andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :( +< straterra> It\'s turning me on + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #401 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:42 UTC +% + Hey all. How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures? + I\'m not finding anything on Google. + C_Kode: look up \"pam\" pluggable authorization module + (or something like that) + Thanks, looking into it now. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #402 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC +% +* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} + nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) + well said! + i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone female to +talk to + Don\'t do that + We..have our quota for female + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #403 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:05 UTC +% +* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} + nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) + I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with +bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #404 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC +% +< kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #405 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:54:43 UTC +% +< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\" +< thrice`> fuck, my company blows +< Dominian> er.. +< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha +< Dominian> lmao + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #406 + Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC +% +< straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys +< BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #407 + Added: Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:14:21 UTC +% +( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #408 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:32:56 UTC +% +pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put US Patent Law aside temp..:p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #409 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:33:04 UTC +% +< needles> whos patrick +< Motoko-chan> needles, PV. +< CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #411 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:25:12 UTC +% + Is there a tool like wget for slackware? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #412 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:17 UTC +% +< Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India. +< Rusty1> what\'s the area code? +< Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #413 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:25 UTC +% + Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\" +Suspect: + \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\" + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #414 + Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC +% +< avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/ +< mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI +< avt3kk> oook +< avt3kk> I type jfgi? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #415 + Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:32:51 UTC +% +< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using +8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why) +< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right? +< rob0> ok +< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D +< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL +-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by +peer\"] + lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #416 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC +% + How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives? + Isn\'t there a command like scanbus? or?? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #417 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:40 UTC +% + $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l + -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab + no crontab for gutsy + how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list and edit +cron jobs?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #418 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:48 UTC +% + Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont know +which update adress to use.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #419 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:05 UTC +% + is nfs also a kernel module device driver? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #420 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:10 UTC +% +< heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat +iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #421 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:04:18 UTC +% +02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you? +02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query window to +talk to you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #422 + Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:04:38 UTC +% + Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in +use\" due to a conflict with itself? + I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port... + hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird. + never mind, I think I got it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #423 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC +% +* hipodilski has joined #linuxhelp + what is the windows equivalent com port of + /dev/ttyBT0 + ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #424 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:57 UTC +% +Dagmar: lusher00: Google +lusher00: asking google is like asking you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #425 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:29:25 UTC +% +< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i choose a +fix +< mwalling> nullboy: crack +< nullboy> yes, i am out of crack + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #426 + Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:29 UTC +% +<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end result +was a massive collapse of the company +<_sho_> :D +<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in 1 week! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #427 + Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:38 UTC +% +<+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :) +<+rworkman> er, shit happens :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #428 + Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:22:09 UTC +% +< Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #429 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:02 UTC +% +< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #430 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC +% +< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does everything I +need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new panties. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #431 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:31:22 UTC +% + how do I get sendmail to stop using root@localhost.localdomain for +outbound email? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #432 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:38 UTC +% +< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not end in +.tgz +< rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto. +< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin america, +specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we just play it by ear +< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right? ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #433 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:54 UTC +% +16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh +16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #434 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:58 UTC +% +< fred> It's on par with lolita. +< LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors +who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was +looking? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #435 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:11 UTC +% +01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!! +01:00 < nullboy> YAY + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #436 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:24 UTC +% + is it possible to download a Macromedia file? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #438 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:39 UTC +% + Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts is +just pathetic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #439 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:44 UTC +% + hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install the +sources? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #440 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:48 UTC +% +* camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined +#nwscript +* camgirl29 has quit (Quit: ) + Damn tease.... + guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl + We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #441 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:55:46 UTC +% +[13:44] hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping tools and +wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #442 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:40 UTC +% +[15:22] Google knows all. +[15:23] Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live +[15:24] First hit: ***** Co, NY +[15:24] holy shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #443 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:53 UTC +% +* mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #444 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:22 UTC +% +< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ? +< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #445 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC +% +WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping. + Even so, this is worth the read... :-) + + http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear +that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware +cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with +System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style fact is +slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style + Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because +we have inittab and runlevels. + uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the +initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc', + Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program. + But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like. + BSD-style + SysV-style read it + its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as +allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with +rh and clones of it + I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything. + Runlevels = system-v init + I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV +init system + Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is +used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it . + Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init. + HOWEVER + It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so +it is BSD-like in that aspect. + Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style + THis does not make it a BSD init + The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V, +but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard +to see what that says + Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok? + rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think. + its not + I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside +from a lot of these dinky embedded ones + read + oneforall, there are many parts to the init system. + there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not +all like is clamied here + When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init" + This determined how it boots. + It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init. + It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels. + For BSD systems, init runs one specific file. + well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a +part of it and in a diffrent way than most + The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init. + Not one little bit. + For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to +run based on that. + oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though. + It means we have BSD-style init scripts. No more, and no less. + It uses a file called inittab to determine this. + Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method. + Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make +things modular. + If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one +thing + Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time. + no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both + you just eat your own words + Huh? + oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read. + [23:58] Runlevels = system-v init + [23:59] No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init + oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what +runlevel because it has no runlevels + If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period. + System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said +trhere + it uses bsd style and it clear + Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV + For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init" + Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap + All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how +other modular systems do. + oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility +to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout* + It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init. + What's this link Pat has up? + I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny +it's existance. + It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect +Slackware's style. + rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php + rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used + no. + It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean + "BSD-style file layout" + That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS + THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does +*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv + oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init. Period. + oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has +helped me once to understand the difference. + well read it the way you want but its plane and clear + Yes, it is. + Yes it is. + Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux +distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each +runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one +init script to each runlevel. + thats says diffrent that what you claim + [00:08] "BSD-style file layout" + oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init" + No, you are reading it WRONG. + BSD style gives one init script + notice they are init scripts + Correct. + So what? + Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot. + We have an init daemon. + If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is +system-v init. + That makes us SysV. + Why is this so hard for people + If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD +init + Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo +if you take out that part yopur +fucked duh it only a f..g part + remove all the bds rc file and reboot + oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part. +##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. +##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by +rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112 + oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know +better. + +... and a few minutes later... + + Okay, guys, to clear the air: + 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify +http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use +SysV init. It seems that some refuse to listen to reason. + 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit +being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the +appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made +manually) + hehe + Anyone else want to argue? + Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of +us + :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #446 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC +% +< elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open + internet + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #447 + Added: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:25:35 UTC +% +* Declan (Declan@2234E2B0.532EBF4E.D09A77EC.IP) has joined #codelove + Hey again toraton + I want to try a little SQL now + But I don't know how to access the thingy + well + hostname is youandeye.org + username is declan + pass is the same as your login pass + Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #448 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:18:24 UTC +% +[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined +##slackware. +[00:23] the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of +keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must +[00:23] and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P +[00:24] I would agree... if the README wasn't so long +[00:24] to read +[00:24] :P +[00:25] anyway... off for the night... tata +[00:25] you just got here +[00:26] but ta ta.. +[00:26] ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally +useless, and leave +[00:26] haha +[00:26] dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P +[00:26] I could have just walked in and say "I love +goooooooooooooooooold" +[00:27] and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste +[00:27] ok... gnite + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #449 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC +% +< kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ? +< heret|c> bob, harry, and jack + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #450 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:29 UTC +% +15:49 < heret|c> *ahem* +15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ +15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem* +15:50 * heret|c whistles innocently + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #451 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:31 UTC +% +< Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G + processors? +<@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel? + +* time passes * + +< Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp +< Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue. +< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that really +matter? +< Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this. +< mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the + status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much memory that +is using +< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I have about +130 extensions now. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #452 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:40:03 UTC +% +< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #453 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC +% +< Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession. +<+fred> Your arse, or your left hand? +< Faux> I was going for the second. +<+fred> Oh, ok. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #454 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:13:59 UTC +% +11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The proc fan + doesn't like to work very well at all, so if you start + taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader on + prom night +11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that? +11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes +11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK) +11:39 < ThomasY> no +11:40 < CaptObviousman> even the male ones do, especially if they're gay +11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay +11:40 -!- ThomasY [i=straterr@slackadelic.com] has left ##woodchucks [] +11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #455 + Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:23:19 UTC +% +( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #456 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:29 UTC +% + Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer? + MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer + thats is + how do i open it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #457 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:37 UTC +% + what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ? + It's probably in jail? :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #458 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:42 UTC +% + is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the LAN? like, +across the internet? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #459 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:49 UTC +% +( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean slack +is not for me + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #460 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:04:00 UTC +% +< MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to + use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel after u + boot + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #461 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:10:02 UTC +% + scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit + thruman unit? + That's IT. + Thurman. + has to be + i dont think uma thurman is very attractive. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #462 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:35:12 UTC +% +drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #463 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:10 UTC +% +< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you exempt +porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #464 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:25:08 UTC +% +< chopp> /whowas x80 +< macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60 +< nullboy> haha +< nullboy> YOU LOOSE + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #465 + Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:41 UTC +% + okay, everyone, the world is still safe. + haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :( + BP{k}: the world is never safe + safe is a fluffy word :P + so is pubic hair + pubic hair is safe? + but it could be a choking hazard :( + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #466 + Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:40 UTC +% +rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he just needs to +load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- no proto=imps +nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he knows +what's up +Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #467 + Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:55:31 UTC +% +< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their favorite +without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, _read_ them. +< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining licenses. +Then you could get some very strange flavours... +< Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes? +< Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #468 + Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:13:01 UTC +% +< mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you +< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became a penis +envy contest. + +... 10 Minutes Later... + +< Dagmar> Meh +< Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row +< thrice`> that's because it can detect lies + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #469 + Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:33:11 UTC +% +< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you? +< nullboy> i'm not feeling love +< ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting +< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that I loved +you at some point in the past. +< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree... +< ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #470 + Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:07:35 UTC +% +00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died +00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish +00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined ##woodchucks +00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off +00:49 < Dominian> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #471 + Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:50:04 UTC +% +(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others in a clear +and concise manner is a problem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #472 + Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:03 UTC +% +< fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #474 + Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:12 UTC +% +--> SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has joined #linux + anyone know a good distro for laptops? + the same one you use on your desktop + nvm then +<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux (Leaving) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #475 + Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:21 UTC +% +< Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space. +< Dagmar> You really don't. +< Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes. +< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to make cats +explode? +< Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #476 + Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:47 UTC +% +< Dominian> yanking it now +< Dominian> er.. cloning it now +< Dominian> fsck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #477 + Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:33 UTC +% +< unixfool> noobfarm! +< fuzzbawl> that's what she said + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #478 + Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:34 UTC +% + http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png + pathetic + Gargantua, why is that pathetic? One of the biggest problems is +cross-platform incompatability. OSX natively running KDE is a big step. + shows well for kde devs as well as osx devs + that's just a theme man... + oh + ahahahaha + hahaha + omg + pathetic. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #479 + Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:02 UTC +% + there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as some +sundry hacks that you can try + why is linux so complicated + it is not made for users +* mwalling has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) +* phao (n=pedro@201.78.19.87) has left ##slackware + I was never good at philosophy + benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware +manufacturing and hardware support problem. Via refuses to cooperate with the +open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers can be used in +non-windows systems. + Blame predatory contracting. + As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #480 + Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:34 UTC +% +< fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #481 + Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:37 UTC +% +< briantumor> rh can suck my penis +< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake with a +salas +< rickyricon_> salad +< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you up.. but man +a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling feeling when your done.. +kind of like Slackware. +< rickyricon_> hahaha + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #482 + Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:35:28 UTC +% +<@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women +< guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #483 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:55:56 UTC +% +< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* thinking of +pron! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #484 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:56:01 UTC +% +< alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn? Dagmar said Ctrl+alt+Fn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #485 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:41:13 UTC +% +< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you jumping +right into the deepend with C/C++ +< Invert314> i gave up on bash +< Invert314> it's too hard +< Invert314> i figure C will be easier +< Invert314> i gave up on PHP too +< Invert314> i got one of the SAMs teach yourself PHP in 24 hours +< Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages +< Invert314> none of it made sense + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #486 + Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:45:41 UTC +% + It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #487 + Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:51:13 UTC +% + nachox, all the great things in life are +illegal..like...choloforming your gf + choloforming? does that require a special way to lean? + yes + gotta lean like a cholo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #488 + Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:37 UTC +% +12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me +12:38 < mwalling_> \o/ +12:38 < mwalling_> /o/ +12:38 < mwalling_> \o\ +12:38 < mwalling_> |o| + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #489 + Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:41 UTC +% +< fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package +-!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection] + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #490 + Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:46 UTC +% + Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they? + I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!". + +(#totse @ slashnet.org) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #491 + Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC +% +< Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without + losing quality, is that possible? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #492 + Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:56:49 UTC +% + anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files? + heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;) + aw geez + great + heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that you'll make +a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law into something sane, +I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file. + interesting + okay sure + First install the unrar utility if you haven't already. + Then: + unrar e first-file-in-the-set + That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent rar files. + tahnks + donating n9ow + Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of asking in +#linuxhelp. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #493 + Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:22:03 UTC +% + i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to warwick, +parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #494 + Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:06:16 UTC +% + How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, how does +it know which server to contact for the response? + osmosis: black voodoo magic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #495 + Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:03:46 UTC +% + hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #496 + Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:03 UTC +% +* LoganTheRed secks straterra +* straterra moans + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #497 + Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:09 UTC +% +< guinea-pig> whoa +< guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance +<@caker> by switching to Linode +< guinea-pig> it's true. +<@caker> Linode. So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #498 + Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:38 UTC +% +< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up soldering +< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment Rusty1? +< Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work +* Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove +< Peikko> True +< Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention +< Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #499 + Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:18 UTC +% +< ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default +< ka24> plus a zero or so + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #500 + Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:26 UTC +% +15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o +15:48 < straterra> do^ +15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P +15:50 < straterra> Yes I am +15:50 < straterra> You are just sober + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #501 + Added: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:48 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway. +< kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway +< Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^) +< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router in Buffalo +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public IP address? +< Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem. +< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which goes to the +main thing +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing. +< kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ... +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute. +< kitche> mwalling_ well actuallu 10.41.10.1 +< kitche> http://pastebin.ca/833775 +< Alan_Hicks> ping 130.81.12.77 +< Alan_Hicks> WTF?! C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator> +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #502 + Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:06 UTC +% +< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle? +< dadexter_laptop> no +< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra +< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it +< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you? +< mwalling_> straterra: you want it? +< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine +< straterra> Want...what? +< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle +< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels +< straterra> Especially not people named Mark +< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich +< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad +day +< dadexter_laptop> wait +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle??? +< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want +it +< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy +< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich??? +< mwalling_> no +< bird603568> :o +< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich. +< mwalling_> next to my sandwich +< straterra> In your mouth? +< mwalling_> in the same box +< mwalling_> i don't like pickles +< dadexter_laptop> me neither +< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor +for your anus? +< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues +< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense +< bird603568> no pickle would be penis +< straterra> Duh +< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle +< mwalling_> yes. +< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar +< plee> yes.. some people do that +< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a +freakin week +< mwalling_> ok +< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm... +< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle +< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle? +< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted +< mwalling_> lengthwise +< straterra> Hmm +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!! +< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit +< mwalling_> going once! +< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it +< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost? +< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone +< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it +< plee> hehe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #504 + Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC +% +* LizardKing sss... +< cpunches> I don't get it. Why does he slither? +< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk... you slither... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #505 + Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:36 UTC +% + damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark + Whaaa + You better go back and lay the pimp smack down on her + yeah, hit her in the face + then verbally degrade her + then take 3 stickers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #506 + Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:51 UTC +% +< mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass +< Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now? +< mwalling> 10:59 < Dominian> mwalling: I will have DSL by thursday :D +< Dominian> oh +< thrice`> how many reasons do you want +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> hahaha +< thrice`> oh +< thrice`> ;) +< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup just +isn't for me +< Dominian> s/by/but +< thrice`> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #508 + Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:08:41 UTC +% +< qkit> morn +(10 minutes pass) +< eroc> s/morn/moron/ +< eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #509 + Added: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:51:59 UTC +% +< BP{k}> holy testical thursday + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #510 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:01 UTC +% +< fred> it's *HUGE* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #511 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:07 UTC +% +< straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #512 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:15:37 UTC +% +< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, not in arm +wrestling + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #513 + Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:47:54 UTC +% +< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to cut one. I +thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out of the gate, AND +we're sitting in leather chairs +< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one of those +moments you feel to have to share + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #514 + Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:58 UTC +% + hi + every budy + im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #515 + Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:14 UTC +% + Hi all! is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux) +distribution? + I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk + etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux + RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have mispelled it +:-) thanks + np :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #516 + Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:27 UTC +% +* LoganTheRed humps your leg +* straterra moans +< straterra> Haaarrrder + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #517 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:40 UTC +% +< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance known to +man. +< mwalling_> what is diamond? +< Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull' + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #518 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:45 UTC +% +< farabi> I got this error when running svn: +< farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2: + cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory +<@fred> install sasl. +< farabi> thanks fred + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #519 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:54 UTC +% +Logan: can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5* + and install the new? + yes you could you just have to build the new + where can i find 4.0 tgz packet? +* Marcus_ (n=Marcus@d90-128-61-126.cust.tele2.de) has joined ##slackware + not anywhere afaik. + as stated, you have to build it yourself. i have not seen any .tgz's +yet. + Milencho: be patient + good idea, i will wait a week ;] + or two + and if you do wait you can just do upgradepkg + or remove and installpkg whichever + i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet + i will wait ;) + Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may have +serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ? + but there are already some packages available by mytux + http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/ + it installs to /opt + Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie .. +kdepim + of course you can. + you know svn? + yes, in that way you can :P + Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en. i would +just like to read what they did if anything important on there. + I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :) + its your choice. + perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site + i think the best choise is to waitin + slack 12.1 with kde 4.0 + ;]] + i am not sure if pv will already include it? + I will be stunned and shocked if he did. + I will ditch slackware if he did. + ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #521 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:36 UTC +% +16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has +joined #debian +16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey +16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me +16:21 < lamby> !ask +16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem +with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try + to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___." +Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or + pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all +volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't + get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org +------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine +16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #522 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC +% +-!- eilart1 [n=matteo@151.66.190.135] has joined #amarok +< eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers +< eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber +< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site i login +< emunkki> what the heck are you talking about? +< eilart1> amarok +< hurra> 0o +< emunkki> uhm... +< fred> /o\\ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #523 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:53:03 UTC +% +< lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #524 + Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:01:00 UTC +% +( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher +( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C. +( Qrawl_) the steps guy +( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #525 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:34 UTC +% +< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that +they put on hair dryers. They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it. +< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the +rinse and repeat +< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing. See? People +don't follow directions. +< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #526 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC +% +( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #527 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:52 UTC +% +< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #528 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC +% +< JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled. +< straterra> Speak for yourself + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #529 + Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:49:01 UTC +% +< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock" +< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about +fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #530 + Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC +% +< thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living? +< mwalling_> not sure +< mwalling_> but he works night shifts +< straterra> IRC server tester + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #531 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:22 UTC +% +< UFOzx> hi all +< straterra> hi +< UFOzx> how do you live +< straterra> i eat...drink..sleep +< UFOzx> are you from america :) ? +< straterra> have occassional sex +< straterra> yes.. +< UFOzx> )) i'm too +< straterra> how do you live? +< UFOzx> but i'm from russia +< UFOzx> how life in america :) ? +* mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms.... +< straterra> mwalling: asl? +< straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #532 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:26 UTC +% +< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what +screen does!" +< mwalling> hehehe +< vbatts> ha +< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it +* CaptObviousman face palms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #533 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC +% +< alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #534 + Added: Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:36:43 UTC +% +< nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ? +< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were fscking? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #536 + Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:40:42 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) is a lot +easier than you may think. +< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, all +going in different directions that gets ugly +< Alan_Hicks> True. +< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a country +filled with airplanes? +< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't like? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #537 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:15:11 UTC +% +11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants +11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #538 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:32:17 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for you. I make +a very good living getting paid to do things other people don't want to do. +< samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee +< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies need love +too! +< mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU +* mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #539 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 UTC +% +< DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address? +< Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1 +< Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #540 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:49 UTC +% + I'm pretty buff + like in turtle wax ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #541 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:54 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a rock in a +pool +< Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density +< andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well +< cpunches> i float +< straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #542 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:31:07 UTC +% +< straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k? +< W|GGL|T> ATDT +< Alan_Hicks> ATDH +< mwalling_> SKAWEEESH +< straterra> KKSSSSHHHSHSHHSSSHHH +< mwalling_> BEDOO BE DOO +< W|GGL|T> lol +< straterra> DadoooDOOOOOOO +< mwalling_> +KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +< W|GGL|T> +< rob0_> NO CARRIER +< mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH +< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP BEEP BEEP +BEEP BEEP BEEP +< straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #543 + Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:44 UTC +% +< slackerpete> phrag, its so small + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #544 + Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:14 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it and I'll +eat it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #545 + Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:16 UTC +% +<@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway? +<@serclappie> no it wont i believe +<@serclappie> oh and additionally +<@serclappie> its Leopard +<@serclappie> not OSX + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #546 + Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:14 UTC +% +15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs faster? + + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #547 + Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:04 UTC +% + the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a picture +of some guy opening up his butthole + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #548 + Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:11 UTC +% +< SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic +messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #549 + Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:54 UTC +% +< mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!! +< mwalling> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #550 + Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:56 UTC +% +macavity humps fred + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #551 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:35 UTC +% +< phrag> what just happened + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #552 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:37 UTC +% +22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S +22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i +22:19 < W|GGL|T> i'm just VERY picky on what servers i join +22:19 < straterra> you should let me pwn you +22:19 < straterra> Eerrr..play ya +22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill? cuz you're gonna get ravaged +22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #553 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:44 UTC +% +< straterra> I love this laptop stand +< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it? +< Dominian> They call it the "erection" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #554 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC +% +< nullboy> fuck this sun thing +< mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis +< nullboy> the LOM port is NOICE +< Dominian> heh +< Dominian> Didy ou get in finally? +< nullboy> nope +< nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port +< nullboy> with heat transfer grease too + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #555 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:16 UTC +% +< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + 2) ? +< Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42 +< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a real number +< Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42 +< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys +< Alan_Hicks> You're welcome. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #556 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:52:13 UTC +% +< myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #557 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:53 UTC +% +< myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #558 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:58 UTC +% +< DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now +< rworkman> Hari Kari + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #559 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:30:04 UTC +% +< dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #560 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:56:19 UTC +% +<@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt +<@Dagmar> Satan might. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #561 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:00:55 UTC +% +< myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the + basement for 3 days and it'll work again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #562 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:14 UTC +% +< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear + holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #563 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC +% + whats the rpm command to overwrite + WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b + tell me + WIldnQIk: man rpm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #564 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:16 UTC +% + NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea? + opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews + jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do +is make money from it + like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont +make him money to further the zionist agenda + I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by +gays?!?! WTF + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #565 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC +% +< straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #566 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:43:54 UTC +% + Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #567 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:44:22 UTC +% +< cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically + improve Debian overnight. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #568 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:57:32 UTC +% +(Brian is a coworker) + +Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project +Straterra: STD +Brian: stuff to do? +Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do +Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better +Brian: I like mine better. :) +Straterra: I do too +Straterra: I think I shall steal it +Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake? +Straterra: lol +Straterra: Dude +Straterra: Rename RT that +Brian: STFU would rock +Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com +Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #569 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC +% +< straterra> COME ON +::: straterra whines +< straterra> Come ooooonnnn +< acidchild> bitch +< fred> straterra's my bitch. +< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy +< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date +< fred> Distance is an issue. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #570 + Added: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:07 UTC +% +< TeMagic> !ask +<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the +problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...) +< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I +can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no +internet and no updates... +< TeMagic> nobody knows? +< TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway +< TeMagic> bye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #571 + Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:00:05 UTC +% +< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully functional +computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #572 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:46 UTC +% + us & ca universities + > You are all invited to us & ca universities + huh? + gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;) + USCA: you're too kind ;) + so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #573 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC +% + I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing the +/etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't recognize a root +account? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #574 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:03 UTC +% +02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time +02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me +02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron comes +from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-) +02:57 < exile777> rofl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #575 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:11 UTC +% +< Astiv> what's the future of asm? +< lleksah> lol +< lleksah> nice one +< lleksah> 8/10 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #576 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:01:25 UTC +% +< AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc +<@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #577 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:07:19 UTC +% +< patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #578 + Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:50:06 UTC +% +< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does not, +like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #579 + Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:20:08 UTC +% + could someone help me? + my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #580 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:50 UTC +% + lol, what is this samba? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #581 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:54 UTC +% +< fred> IA64 -> x86-64: +< fred> I made you a 64-bit processor +< fred> But I eated it. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #583 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:14 UTC +% +< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last night you +dork :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #584 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:27 UTC +% +< straterra> You have a woman +< straterra> Make her make us some drinks! +< rob0> yes, splendid idea +* straterra has a woman too +< straterra> Just..not in yelling distance +< straterra> Dominian: ping + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #585 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:10 UTC +% +< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger + "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a +snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #586 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC +% +< rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #587 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:23:53 UTC +% +* rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #588 + Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:55:09 UTC +% + hi + what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #589 + Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:34:26 UTC +% +< rworkman> man 8 buttplug + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #590 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:37:36 UTC +% +< MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #591 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:40:20 UTC +% +< MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX? +< MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #592 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:48:08 UTC +% + as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #593 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:11:07 UTC +% +< fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #594 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:10 UTC +% +< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda backups +fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files .. might that be the +reason? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #595 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:06 UTC +% +< Dominian> great.. +< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting in a relay +rack configuration +< Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME> +< Dominian> Send me non-versarails +< eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> lmfao +< thrice> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #596 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:27 UTC +% +< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday. Which +makes typing Es a little tingly. +< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e in it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #597 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:54 UTC +% +< Dominian> !topic remove 6 +<@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #598 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:13 UTC +% +< straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd! +< straterra> freenode^ +< straterra> better and smarter? +< rworkman> Well, it was. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #599 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:14 UTC +% + JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with + Most people fiddle with a bow. Your idea is intriguing; can I join +your mailing list? + only if you can string an inode :P + we have standrads :) + but spelling is not one of them ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #600 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:47 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn where the +sun doesn't shine. +< JKWood> Urrr... +< rob0> oooooooh that burns + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #601 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:40 UTC +% + isnt rmuser a linux standard command? + i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #602 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:42 UTC +% + i dont feel like shopping online for sperm + figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #603 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:54 UTC +% +< naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz +< naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status +< naji-> whats lz? +< Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib. +< naji-> it wasnt me i swear + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #604 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:14:07 UTC +% +< ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years? +<@mattl> ams: yes. +< ams> it has? +<@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE + MANAGER?! +<@mattl> ams: seriously. step down. +<@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more + capable release manager, like... anyone, do it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #605 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:36:55 UTC +% +From #gnu: + +ams: you really need to lighten up +ams: j00bar: like maybe go out a bit, and meet people... +baughj: now that's comedy +baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people +j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh* +ams: then we are three +ams: mattl is even worse than us! +amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking a social +life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for drooling? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #606 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:47:08 UTC +% +16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short: I was in Wal-Mart checking +out. I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the +woman behind me says "You have a dog?" I couldn't resist. +<+rworkman> Me: "Nope. I'm getting back on the Purina diet. I used to weigh +over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it." She says, "You look +like you lost more than that." +<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out +last week." +<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?" Me: "No." +<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car +hit me" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #607 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC +% + I've exactly zero printing mojo. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #608 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:39 UTC +% +22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #609 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:42 UTC +% +< JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #610 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:06 UTC +% + maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #611 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:13 UTC +% +< clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about... +< clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one? +< fophillips> Urm... +< fophillips> No hardware support? +< fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #612 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:17 UTC +% + Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #613 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:49 UTC +% + gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, you should +guess again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #614 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:55 UTC +% + rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that? + sorry I'm slow tonight + wtf is a noobfarm? + gore_ : that's where you become famous + think of it as celebrity rehab + wtf for? + Just go there already and you'll see. + :) + dot.org + Celebrty rehab? + Yep. + A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the public +they're sorry they know how to have fun + You're not famous yet, although you will be. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #615 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:49:18 UTC +% + you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #616 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:11:17 UTC +% + hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location of my +external ip? + how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #617 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:20:52 UTC +% + hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total war, or +dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not sure whch to play +:( and not sure which performs best on slackware, been a while since I setup +wine for it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #619 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:01:33 UTC +% +< NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually? +< NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4 +< NopaTop> 192.168.1.1.999 etc? +< NopaTop> people bitch that ipv4 address space is full +< NopaTop> but i've never seen 999.999.999.999 +< NopaTop> it seems stupid to only use 255 numbers when you have 999 +< NopaTop> just patch ifconfig to allow 999? +... +< NopaTop> [S+Z] Unknown command: /PART +< NopaTop> what is part supposed to do? +< NopaTop> humm i dunno how i leave a channel +< NopaTop> i've never had to do it before +< NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #620 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:59:39 UTC +% +< danopia`school> is IRC = email? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #621 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:47:30 UTC +% +-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked up, +again. See you in a bit!] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #622 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:37 UTC +% +< skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App? +<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; /etc/rc.d/rc.syslog +restart ; chvt 12 +<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not written to +files. +<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little bit +further. +<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing bad has +happened. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #623 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:52 UTC +% + i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #624 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:56 UTC +% + dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless + i'm like angel, with no buffy + just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer." + <3 + and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around? + especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister + and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend + you know I was going to say something, but after reading the +last three lines, I've no idea what it was + I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here + did someone say bisexual female? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #625 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC +% +< dadexter_laptop> he's your mom +< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a snake venom +out of her random lovers 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andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P +< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same subnet as +the host OS +< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes +< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/ +< JKWood> Not this again... +-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck +< rob0> WOW it worked!! +< nullboy> lmao +< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ? +-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination +connected"] +< andarius> sweet +< rob0> That worked too! +< Buggaboo> What worked? +< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #629 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC +% + JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should move the +binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the info needed to find +the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be on the filesystem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #630 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:45 UTC +% +< JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #631 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:47 UTC +% +< straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M +sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #632 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:48 UTC +% + what was the first unix OS? + minix? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #633 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:19 UTC +% +< emma> what are the advantages of slackware? +< nullboy> emma: control +< charle97> emma: control +< macavity> emma: control +< JKWood> emma: control +< emma> wow you guys like control! +< rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #634 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:26 UTC +% + Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it. + rob0: assholes? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #635 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:31 UTC +% + I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #636 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:34 UTC +% +* fred is a fan of /boot/ponies + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #637 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:59 UTC +% +* acidchild has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) + and .. a bus just drove by again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #638 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:02 UTC +% + movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #639 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:16:58 UTC +% + is there something I can run that will show what physical memory +modules are installed without needing to pop the case open and look? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #640 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:00 UTC +% + how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading +updates? in kubuntu + Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show some +curtesy, and wait for answers there + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #641 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:05 UTC +% + hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #642 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:08 UTC +% + well, g2g to good old bed :) + I wish I was there. + see ya people tomorrow + Well... my bed. + bbye + Not your bed. + :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #643 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:11 UTC +% +r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg +r3vld: thats the picture +nullboy: is that slackware? +nullboy: r3vld: what is that? +r3vld: slackware +Basho: I wondered that myself +r3vld: 12 +BP{k}: that is *NOT* slackware +nullboy: that doesn't look like slackware to me +BP{k}: slackware does not use *yum-update .. whatever it is +nullboy: r3vld: can you explain this? +r3vld: its 12.0 +r3vld: slackware +BP{k}: with yum? +r3vld: well i installed 12.0 slackware +nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up +***andarius smells a rat, a fedora rat or similar :o +r3vld: no redhat +nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting +nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting +r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get slackware +r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error +r3vld: :( + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #644 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:15 UTC +% +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages +OsamaK: "manpages"? +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #645 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC +% + wow, people still use slackware? + wow people still ask stupid questions? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #646 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:40 UTC +% + what is slackware known for? + not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #647 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:44 UTC +% + I go to installfests and freaking birds practically follow me around +singing birdsong of harmony + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #648 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:31 UTC +% +< jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on +integrating youtube into totem +< jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/ +< Alan_Hicks> Pot. +< InspectorCluseau> GPot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #649 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:28 UTC +% + why i cant see etc/sudoers i have enabled to show hidden files + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #650 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:09 UTC +% + can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i have to +backup and restore on a new empty raid? + does that question make sense? + or mdadm, that is + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #651 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:19 UTC +% + anyone know a good youtube proxy? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #652 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:22 UTC +% + hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root file +system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #653 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:29 UTC +% + i have a problem .. + a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ... + doh + what can i do to repair this ? + GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs + exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs +partition + GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see +http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc + ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition + execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be +execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is +a ntfs partition + can i do repair /dev/hda1 ? + Some very useful data recovery software can be found at +http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk + GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within +linux. + omg + sethk: masterly understatement ;) + amphi, thank you :) + GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can +kiss that fs goodbye + amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator). + That's just hideous + GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for +rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror +reanimator" ;) + sekhmet: scary, eh? + amphi: Quite + I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was +sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs + a brazilian expression need be used on this moment + I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is +interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable... + a expression "To fudido " + "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment + GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;) + reiser will kill you .... :) + heh + hehe + reiser just killed me + GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs +partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a +reiser fs, bailing" + reiser destruct me hehe + yep ... its have been good + hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #654 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC +% +< Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies] +< Triviette> B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn + Monroe +< Triviette> actually could act. +< Triviette> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #655 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:07:16 UTC +% + I like gentoo but it's very hard :( + it's not hard. It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard. + sethk: No no, you must be mistaken. Gentoo is OMGFAST. ZOOOOOOOOM! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #656 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:33 UTC +% +< Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow +< Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #657 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:37 UTC +% +< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop in it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #658 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:40 UTC +% + where is my .wine directory? + Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #659 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:36:54 UTC +% + Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered 4 discs +that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The /dev/sdx1 devices +are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all discs as spares + Ah + Ok, I -A --force'ed them + And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought the new +mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D + Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #660 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:10 UTC +% + hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely +will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will +recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the +stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #661 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:23 UTC +% + uh..no + and..guess what + im not in a pc + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #662 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:35 UTC +% + Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio. + DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25 + No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- - + now, why have you entered troll mode? + Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer +is totally invisible. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #663 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:39 UTC +% +< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games + come with their own stuff if it's required +< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running + standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key. +< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before +< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games +< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever. +< fred> steam's think does it too +< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't +< fred> it does +< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine +< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely + cooperates with cedega to work on linux +< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was + good, and worked with anti-cheat companies? +< fred> *headdesk* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #664 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC +% +<+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though + my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used + for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my + account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say + that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original + order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that + order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from + them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again + after that now.) +<+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #665 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:57 UTC +% +< christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #666 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 UTC +% +< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all +the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his +hands in his tiny, POS saturn. +< LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #667 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:30 UTC +% + deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname? + fred: "yor nick naym" + haha + JKWood: *SLAP* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #668 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC +% + straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #669 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:53:16 UTC +% +< acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans. +< acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now +< straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award! +< straterra> DING DING DING DING! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #671 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:59:54 UTC +% +Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support.... + +I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts. This was some years +ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password. I actually got them +to give me whatever I needed. The conversation went something like this. + +"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?" +"My what?" +"Your government contract ID number." +"We don't have that information anymore." +"You should have received that with..." +"You don't understand. That information is on one of our servers, and that +server has crashed. It's the one I was calling you about." +"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions +to verify your identity. Is Commissioner So-and-so there?" +(This is where the lie got really good.) +"Oh great!" +"Is there a problem sir?" +"Yes there's a problem. He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges." +"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor." + +Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #672 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC +% +< livinded> whoa +< livinded> nice netsplit +< Dominian> hrm +< Dominian> Yeah.. that was huge +< livinded> I've seen bigger +< dadexter_laptop> that's what she said +< livinded> wow, I walked right into that one + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #673 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:13:22 UTC +% + hi, can I get the real system time? + can you get the fake one? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #674 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:47 UTC +% +< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and desktop and +email so I can giggle +< straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San +Francisco... +< straterra> *cringe* +< mwalling_> heh +* mwalling_ giggles +< mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #676 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:55 UTC +% +< peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #677 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:03 UTC +% +03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS +03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys +03:25 < macavity> that was an oxymoron right there.. +03:25 < mwalling_> macavity: ... +03:25 < JKwood> client for MS? +03:25 < JKwood> Yep. +03:25 < mwalling_> er +03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/ + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #678 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:06 UTC +% +< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd like it +< straterra> Lies +< gore_> What kind of music do you like? +< BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;) +< straterra> BP{k}: You caught me +< straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats +< JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it. +< JKwood> You'd love it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #679 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:19:21 UTC +% +* spook fscks Dominian + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #680 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:12 UTC +% + anyone here? + just ask + i have +* theatro has quit (""Mummy, do robots make babies?"") + dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and quiting -.- + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #681 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:21 UTC +% +< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take before there +is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #682 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:27 UTC +% +* fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #683 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:14:29 UTC +% + when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a weight +complex? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #685 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:19 UTC +% + how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to? sudo cat fstab.txt >> /etc/fstab + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #686 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:37 UTC +% +22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so +22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall? +23:08 < Pensicola> distracted + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #687 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:50 UTC +% +[16:59] social small talk is useless, from my introverted point of +view it only exists out of customary procedure +[16:59] lol +[16:59] Yes. +[16:59] Some do see people as programs :) +[17:00] nullboy: It's what we call 'building rapport' +[17:00] nullboy: Think of it as logging in and establishing +permissions :D +[17:00] lol +[17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P +[17:01] nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a privledge +escallation on some ppl +[17:01] sp? +[17:02] permission regression :o +[17:02] why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable prism +wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue. +[17:03] JKWood: eh? +[17:03] if you manage privilege escalation in the real world you might +get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter +[17:04] lol +[17:04] but that can lead to child processes .... +[17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware. +[17:04] haha +[17:04] hahaha +[17:04] then you are stuck with responsibility to the system :( +[17:04] admin for life you are +[17:04] lmao +[17:05] oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption +[17:05] lol +[17:05] andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to spawn, +but before they fork from the mother process +[17:05] ahh yes +[17:05] this is, of course, very controversial +[17:06] some also remove the ability of the code to replicate +completely. then port probing is considered safe +[17:06] think of the malware! +[17:06] At what point does a process begin to execute code, and when +does it have the right to run to it's natural completion? +[17:06] as null bits are used for firing +[17:07] noobfarm ^ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #688 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:55 UTC +% +< fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles +< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're screw +deliverers. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #689 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:31 UTC +% +Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party. +amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset. +amrit unchecks the E series +amrit- Don't want that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #690 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:51 UTC +% +< rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ... +< fred> Have a lemon party! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #691 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:37 UTC +% +[12:24] I'm just praying to the gods of *nix and what better +place to do that than in an IRC channel? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #692 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:50 UTC +% + small germans talk differently than large ones ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #693 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:54 UTC +% + cup of lemony... "goodness"? + I dare ya to swallow that. + ... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #694 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC +% +[14:41] Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut +[14:42] haha +[14:42] Mmm... berliner +[14:42] auslander :-/ +[14:42] Action: Rixon eats rob0 +[14:43] woh kinky +[14:43] That makes it officially a lemon party. +[14:43] lol# +[14:43] got a cup? +[14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window. +[14:44] hahah +[14:44] Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are worrying +about + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #695 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:40 UTC +% +< docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware] +< volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM? +< docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system +< mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor! +< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly then +you :P +< volkerdi> hehe +< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather gimp +outfit...mmmmm +< thrice`> easy straterra +< straterra> do i gotta? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #697 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:51 UTC +% + In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way. + rworkman, why the hell not?! :( + can we get it your way? + you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper off first and +move patties around + bingo :) + damn + im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo + heh + And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire. + Flame-broiled has its disadvantages. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #698 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:51 UTC +% +* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel + Frozen eel or Lemony Knife? +* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #699 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:58 UTC +% + AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable' + lol + he said box + What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL + do you /really/ want to know? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #700 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:06:09 UTC +% +-!- hades_ has joined #freenode +< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds of it.. +Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu? +-!- Vaajda has joined #freenode +< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at the same +time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #701 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:35:27 UTC +% +< mwalling> i think i can fake it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #702 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:28:54 UTC +% + sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by +usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd + is there something that will rm all of those? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #703 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:11 UTC +% + Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different than +windows + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #704 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:14 UTC +% + if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable by a +script like with php, what group should my www folder be + the same as apache? same as php? + right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable is by +doing 777 on them and that's dangerous + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #705 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:24 UTC +% + how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy? + sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #706 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:26 UTC +% +< JKWood> W|GGL|T: If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular +torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #707 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC +% +< fred> Lemon party... tasty. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #708 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:35 UTC +% +< JKWood> straterra: "goat" is not a sex. +< straterra> yes it is +< straterra> i can prove it +< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots.. +< straterra> and they cant run + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #709 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC +% +08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising +08:04 * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon +08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has + left ##slackware ["fag"] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #710 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC +% +< JKWood> andarius: You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, I fertilize +it heavily. ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #711 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:52 UTC +% + what's the command to compile tex in vim? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #712 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:07 UTC +% + what's the correct english name for those CD round labels? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #713 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:11 UTC +% + any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too +big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)" (its ~7gb) + holy crap. thats a big zip file + is that your porn collection + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #714 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is +< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing... +she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone" +< rworkman> Dominian: awesome! +< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old +< Dominian> I about choked +< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :) +< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..." I said "hhh honey.. she's a +programmer in the making.." + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #715 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC +% +( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #716 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:52 UTC +% + I'm a fishhole + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #717 + Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:03:57 UTC +% +< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P +< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment +< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love. +< jpipkin> I'm full of shit. +< macavity> LOL +< acidchild> haha +< rob0> I'm full of myself. +< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0 +< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby +< dadexter_laptop> err +< rob0> ewwwwwwww + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #718 + Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC +% + JKWood is ddossing me + someone help + Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's. Uh-huh. + JKWood: dont forget your phone ;) + Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #719 + Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:40:07 UTC +% +msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently pressing +do nothing ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #720 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:23:00 UTC +% + i'm going to grow a bear like stallman + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #721 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:20 UTC +% + can you help me get wine installed on centos\ + did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge ? + Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read +elementary stuff 1st + And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat about it? + i am reading + im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine + It enables the repository containing wine + could u help me do with it please cose im stuk + on one of the steps + Which one? + priority=N step + N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly + Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or repo's as +they call em + ok i get that but i can save the file + can't + So use su or sudo + dont know now how to do + i now how to uses su when it ask to be root for a cooand + but i dont now where to uses su now or what + just put sudo before the command + or su -c + how is that going to help me save a file can you be more clear + i do now i need root acase + WTF + dont do that again + Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and use google +you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #722 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:46 UTC +% +< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome. It's a cell phone charm, and it +matches my razr. :) +< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay. I just happen to like properly +accessorizing. +< thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #724 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:57:30 UTC +% +< thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/ +< Dominian> whoa +< Dominian> stallman quit emacs!? +< nullboy> yep +< Dominian> If that's true.. THANK YOU GOD! +< Dominian> we can remove it from slackware +< nullboy> hahaha +< nullboy> oh man that's hilarious + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #725 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:33:38 UTC +% +< nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/ +< nullboy> 22M e/ +< thrice`> what's the installed size, though ? +< Dominian> heh +< nullboy> 1.21TB +< thrice`> lol +< Dominian> hahah + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #726 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:59 UTC +% + I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, where +do I get the commands I can use in the command line? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #727 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:44 UTC +% +< fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #730 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:27:54 UTC +% +< thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #731 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:12 UTC +% + But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run out of RAM and +don't have swap. + THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing blindly, like a +drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun. + Like Alan_Hicks. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #732 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:41:56 UTC +% + My wife is about to crawl my rear ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #733 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:59 UTC +% + aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it to +forget that you're logged into a website? I already tried going to the stored +passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #734 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:23 UTC +% + hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm looking for +a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on the net. i've only +linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #735 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:34 UTC +% + i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire straits of +a vtXXX emulator :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #736 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:40 UTC +% + do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a remote +machine? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #737 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:26 UTC +% +< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with deliberate +exaggeration +< JD> pixie: it's called pedentry +< pixie> pedantry* +< JD> pixie: see + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #738 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:35 UTC +% +< mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT +< Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL? +< mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in +CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #739 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:01 UTC +% + how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= foo doesnt +work for me? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #740 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:09 UTC +% + I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were out in +full force today. + hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females. + yes-siree bob + !1 + mmm + milfies + yum yum + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #741 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:19 UTC +% +< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just + silly +< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue +< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick +< kloeri> what is the issue then? +< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed +* ViciousPotato blinks +< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to + not imply that the user is using something that somebody else + owns +< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite. +< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like +< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #742 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC +% +< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work.. +< Paperface> and return some results +< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper +< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment +< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback +< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix +request + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #743 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC +% +< JKWood> Okay. That will make this easier. We're about to rock your world... +"chroot /mnt" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #744 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC +% +[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled: + *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail + support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29 + 17:47:57) +-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks. It seems a bug + in services turned a mask into *@*. +< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the + stress services must go under on a daily basis? +< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #745 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC +% +< acidchild> after i get it up +< acidchild> show em i'm can do it +< acidchild> slack is going on there. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #746 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:18:53 UTC +% + JKWood: you have a filthy mind + Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #747 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:11:09 UTC +% +< AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes +< AthlonRob> s/is //g +< AthlonRob> err +< AthlonRob> awe screw it +< AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon +< AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #748 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:15:52 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Question... +< Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket + back home? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #749 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:31:18 UTC +% +(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th) + +< fred> Also, if we do do this: +< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink +< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day +< fred> (aka US independance day) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #750 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and +cough them up later. +* Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #751 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:26 UTC +% + Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel? + hallo... + irc sucks + Ok, I rather install Vista now... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #752 + Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:41 UTC +% + fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine. + my little toy is a lot more fun + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #753 + Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:46 UTC +% + I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #755 + Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:21:43 UTC +% +< ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds +< Dagmar> ananke: We know that. We see them joining here every day. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #757 + Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:20:31 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #758 + Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:49:59 UTC +% +chet: hi i just install linux OS +chet: it has problem +chet: i want help .. any expert +chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz +theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question +chet: ok fine +chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise +"peep peep" +mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something +chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual? +chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution +chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer +enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a +dumpster? +chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast +chet: good speakers and good memory +chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS. +chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X + +This guy doesn't even know how to troll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #759 + Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC +% +< whatsgood> don't taze me bro +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +< whatsgood> duuuuude why'd yah taze me man +::: acidchild maces whatsgood +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +< edman007> stop resisting! +::: acidchild fires a few nail in to whatsgood's head. +::: acidchild batons whatsgood's knee caps +< acidchild> WHERES MY MONEY BITCH +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +::: edman007 kicks whatsgood +< edman007> whatsgood, ready to pay up? +::: acidchild breaks two whatsgood ribs +< acidchild> don't make me move up your chest +< acidchild> one will go in to your lungs +< edman007> acidchild, move down... +::: acidchild breaks two more of whatsgood's ribs +< acidchild> tazer him bro, so he shakes the rib in +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +::: edman007 starts to wonder if whatsgood is still alive +< acidchild> lets go +< acidchild> he'll be around with the money soon +::: edman007 takes the lunch money and splits it up +< acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos? +< edman007> no :( + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #760 + Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:15:22 UTC +% + christ noone knows the answer to my questions +airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving"). + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #761 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC +% +< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt contest..and +not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #762 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:55 UTC +% +19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #763 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:58 UTC +% +(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's permanent. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #764 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:01 UTC +% + is UML consider a virtual machine ? + evermind + is wine hq consider an app or emulation? + ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API + ok, i'll call it api. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #765 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:10 UTC +% + hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one group of +users? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #766 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:13 UTC +% +* Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #767 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:40 UTC +% +<`Abo> apache logs? + `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #768 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:37 UTC +% +< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was +<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command. +< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me +* Chuckbot bites me + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #769 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC +% + damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #770 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:08:11 UTC +% + i only moved the wire a lil bit! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #771 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:38 UTC +% +< BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and demand +they surrender ... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #772 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:31 UTC +% +< Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #773 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:32 UTC +% +< MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os +< MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat +< MidnightToker> bye bye linux +[*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit +[Quit: Leaving] +<@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #774 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:20 UTC +% +< acidchild> andarius: go ahead +< acidchild> no nuts. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #775 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:27 UTC +% +< wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #776 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:30 UTC +% +< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #777 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC +% +< kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root +< kamaji> what the tits. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #778 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:39 UTC +% +< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from a gentoo +page + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #779 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:44:30 UTC +% +this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink. + +root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues. +root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally +root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #780 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:32 UTC +% +< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n"); +< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #781 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC +% +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D | +<@lamby> | DDD | +<@lamby> | O | +<@lamby> | XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@lamby> It's IRC tetris time +<@benji> rofl +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D | +<@lamby> | DDD O | +<@lamby> | XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@benji> Bah, I was too slow. +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@Faux> Can't play this. D: +<@benji> ... +<@lamby> | X | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@Faux> LEFT LEFT +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@benji> Lambytris is slow. +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | | +<@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@Faux> DOWN +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@benji> SPACE +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@Faux> JINX +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X D O | +<@lamby> |XDDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #782 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:45 UTC +% +< rob0> Mine isn't long enough +< rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #783 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:51:12 UTC +% +< rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #784 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:18 UTC +% +Received via email: + +If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so different? +Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 Duo, or +Opteron?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #785 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:18:45 UTC +% +< straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #786 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:42:19 UTC +% +< ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style +< fred> You mean 'working' ? :p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #787 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:21 UTC +% + i better go too bed before I get in trouble + later all + before you get in trouble from who? + I dunno + myself + thanks + yeah i feel ill after the coffee i guess i'll sleep too + there's no such thing + I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep + yeah i have an interview in 8 + nice + I am _at_ work. That, I guess, is a good enough reason to fall asleep. + nah i am gonna ditch it + ayaz, haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #788 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:47 UTC +% +< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :( +< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what +you want on a system that has no +iptables rules already existing. You have to possess a bit of understanding +about what they're doing in order +to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification) +< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening +"please" to "plzz" +< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that +< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i -p tcp --dport +80 -j DNAT --to-destination +< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i -o +-p tcp -d --dport 80 -j ACCEPT +< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ?? +< rworkman> No. It's the external interface. +< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin. I won't participate in you messing +up your company lan. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #789 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC +% +< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of +packages on Slackware are *actually* + handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every +install. +< rob0> sshhhhh! +< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels. +< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your +squirrel. +< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite. +< jkwood> Precisely. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #790 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC +% + New news from http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml: +2008-03-08 08:12:43 UTC + wow, 20 hours later. nice job shitbot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #791 + Added: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:32:51 UTC +% +< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a yeast +infection + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #792 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:22:54 UTC +% +<@alphageek> \o +< mwalling> morn +< karlmag> \o +< karlmag> uhm +< karlmag> o/ +< mwalling> \o/ +< mwalling> M +< mwalling> C +< mwalling> A + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #793 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:59:08 UTC +% +< fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update? +<@fred> Either: +<@fred> a) linux +<@fred> b) BSD +<@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #794 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:53 UTC +% +< limac> andarius: what to google? +< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding you may +need to ask some one else + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #795 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:59:00 UTC +% +< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today +< fred> front: +< fred> 527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9 +< fred> back +< fred> Not really. +< fred> This made me giggle. +< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it. +< straterra> i dont get it +< fred> does noone get that here? +* fred is let down +< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe +< thrice`> nope; don't see it either +< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =| +< fred> Fermat's last theorem +* straterra stares blankly +< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2 +where a^n + b^n = c^n +* straterra is still confused +< straterra> That theorum is practical..how? +< fred> straterra: define 'practical' +< fred> it's true. +< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate +< thrice`> F=m*a is practical +< straterra> fred: um..useful? +< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum +< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They +can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then +the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c." + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #796 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC +% +< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f log. It was +painful. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #797 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:25 UTC +% +< mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #798 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:26 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #799 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:00 UTC +% +< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite odd, +having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #800 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:03 UTC +% +< zeroday> anyone here done any java? +< TJF> HAI +< TJF> CAN HAS PERL? +< TJF> I HAS A VAR +< TJF> IM IN YR LOOP +< TJF> UP VAR!!1 +< TJF> VISIBLE VAR +< TJF> IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE +< TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP +< TJF> KTHXBYE +< zeroday> ... +< zeroday> lolcode != java kthx + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #801 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:50:14 UTC +% +< systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was +stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting corpse, +screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #802 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:11 UTC +% +< blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment +< fredrikh> good :) +< blauzahl> want some dancing girls? ;) +< fred> Can I have some too? +< blauzahl> fred: blog about how wonderful khtml is and you can have some +< fred> Erm... +< blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you? +< fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139 +< fred> Where's my dancing girls? +< fred> *_* +< blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet? +< fred> Yes. +< blauzahl> that post? +< blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm* +< fred> yup +< fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #803 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:12 UTC +% +< straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :( +< straterra_> they are descriminating! +< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and put a +pair of socks in the front. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #804 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:35:54 UTC +% +< fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel products we +don't ask questions about. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #805 + Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:17 UTC +% + Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or iptables? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #806 + Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:18 UTC +% + when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know +what that means? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #807 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC +% +< straterra> I paid for Office 2008 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #808 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:46 UTC +% +< Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me? +< Daviey> russian roulette? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #809 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:52 UTC +% +(Note: today's date is 3/14/08) +[08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY! +[08:28] * CaptObviousman throws a pie at your face +[08:28] < mgrossie> Hmmmm... guess there's not an hour and minute to be +extracted from it. +[08:28] < mgrossie> Wait +[08:28] < mgrossie> 15:92 +[08:28] < mgrossie> That could be military time +[08:28] < mgrossie> Nope... note the 92 part, really +[08:29] < CaptObviousman> well, in 7 years we could have 3/14/15 9:26:54 +[08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse +[08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit +[08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #810 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 UTC +% +14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there +14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns + error 2.... +14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg? +14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :) +14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;) +14:21 < ^A^kira> doh/// +14:21 < jkwood> It's all good. +14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #811 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:52 UTC +% +< rworkman> /c/c +< rworkman> shit + +45 minutes later in another channel: + +<+rworkman> /c/c +<+rworkman> Damn. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #813 + Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:02:22 UTC +% +* andarius kicks php :( +* fred hugs php +* jkwood hug fred +* fred calls the police + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #814 + Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:06 UTC +% + Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack? +* jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #815 + Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:11 UTC +% +##slackware : + i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they +thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop +their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack +on kde team + i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos +here + ppl might think you're gay? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #817 + Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:09 UTC +% + hey can im chat be monitored at work? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #818 + Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:08 UTC +% + hello? is anybody in here who is actually here? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #819 + Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:12 UTC +% +< mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner +< mwalling> ernor +< mwalling> fuck +* mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #820 + Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:29:38 UTC +% + just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite happy. +* fred gives drijen kethry + LOL that's not what i meant! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #821 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:57:02 UTC +% +00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister? +00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin? +00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know., + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #822 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:23 UTC +% +01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #823 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:35 UTC +% +-!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware +< Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ? +< rworkman> Pip: no. How would you possibly arrive at that conclusion? +< Meckafett> no, why would you think that? +< BP{k}> rworkman: by magic eightball? +< Pip> Just guess +< rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #824 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:35:31 UTC +% +< ananke> i want a pony + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #825 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:40:44 UTC +% + Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device based on +a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents of /home/foo/bar ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #826 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:04:47 UTC +% + hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want to upload it +into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, i got the ftp +login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, is that possible? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #827 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:12 UTC +% + hey, anyone can see that script ? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 , +im trying to upload file to ftp using ssh... its not working + +Contents from pastebin. + +#!/bin/sh + +ftp -n < =head1 SEE ALSO +20:05 < joeyh> Yellowstone National Park. +20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #829 + Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:49:22 UTC +% +< andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this + thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive to + most. those who could catch sight of it and understand it + were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was a special + land. not like this land we see now, this internet .... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #830 + Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:09:01 UTC +% + SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, and I'm +not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #831 + Added: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:48:23 UTC +% +< Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist +C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme +< quinophex> whoa... +< quinophex> this is apache on windows? +< Viperfang> Yeah +< Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #832 + Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:16 UTC +% +< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ? +< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter +< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone +< straterra> for easter, that is +< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital +sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #833 + Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC +% +13:35 * straterra mutters +13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card +13:36 < thrice`> yeah, that *COULDN'T* have been you +13:37 < straterra> It wasn't +13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #834 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:36:53 UTC +% +< cpunches> alphageek, ping +* karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something +< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else might be +able to answer? +< cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source +community can be put down on a resume probably not. thank you, though. +* ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #836 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:57 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire + cpunches. He does things because they feel good, not + because they are the best thing to do. +< cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :) +< ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be + in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few decades + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #837 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:16 UTC +% +< CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my +underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower +< CaptHowdy_> i will e back in about 10mins +< CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz +<@Caesar86> i will + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #838 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:38:10 UTC +% +< TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide + that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in slackware + and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left now are + mine and root. Which accounts should i restore? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #839 + Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:26 UTC +% +-!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined + ##slackware +< neuro_sys> curl vs wget ? +< unixfool> either one +< neuro_sys> vim vs emacs? +< unixfool> troll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #840 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:42:53 UTC +% +< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python (needed to +rebuild it) +< sef-main> now I get: +< sef-main> emerge -av python +< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: No such file +or directory + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #841 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:03 UTC +% +< straterra> bleh +< straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime +< straterra> and a brain that says 'fuck sleep, paaartay' +< straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat +< drijen> cat owns you. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #842 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:14 UTC +% +00:20:49 why must slackware be so unforgiving +00:21:12 DemonScrypt: natural selection at work + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #843 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:29:25 UTC +% +< mikegrb> jelly beans > sex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #844 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:29 UTC +% +<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it releases +less frequently + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #845 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:34 UTC +% +< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own IPv6 +intranet? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #846 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:39 UTC +% + I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of +charades...or a game of fake heart attack. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #850 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:06 UTC +% +<@gitrdun^> i right good viruses +<@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write. +<@gitrdun^> yep i am + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #854 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:22 UTC +% +2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo +2148 BP{k} | feck. +2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #856 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:34 UTC +% +10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though +10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #857 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:40 UTC +% +< straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #875 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:02:35 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea +< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno +< Ripzerskins> Tell +< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you +< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit +< Ripzerskins> I bet +< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is +< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu +< Ripzerskins> LOL +< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box +< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday +< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER +< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on +reaching the pinnacle of your career!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #877 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC +% +convivial> hi! + is this channel dead or what? + just sleepy i guess... :P + you've been here for one minute and said nothing useful + ok :) + lol + pardon our lack of reaction :-P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #878 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:02 UTC +% +rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #879 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:03 UTC +% +< dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ? +< emacsen> you don't +< emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #881 + Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:13:37 UTC +% +<@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA + at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA +<@Anheuser-Busch> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #882 + Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:57:37 UTC +% +< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming me +repeatedly. Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables? +< formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP +< mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR +< mjj29> MIRROR is excellent +< mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #883 + Added: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:07:23 UTC +% +< muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's. +< muraii> Likewise, Fox. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #886 + Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:17 UTC +% +< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising domain +rates the max possible every year. Because the price of oil is really affecting +domain name costs. +<@caker> gotta lube the tubes +<@caker> that didn't sound right + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #887 + Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:03 UTC +% +<+ARKANSAS> hey +<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says something +about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed that it was just +automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to check them and they are +messages piled up from real people LOL (how does one leave one such a message?). + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #888 + Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:02:15 UTC +% +< FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD? +< jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept. +< tom4000> :) +* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for which one +takes control, mortal-kombat style +< tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #889 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:45:14 UTC +% + Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable than +mine? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #890 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:10:50 UTC +% +^}^: my channel is registered by another guy +^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net but #freesocial is registered. +ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have. +^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook +fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT + +quick trip to freesocial.net reveals + +.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L- + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #891 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC +% +(3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird +(3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #892 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:23:33 UTC +% +< seg`fault> hi +< seg`fault> anyone ON for query? +< lunaphyte_> proceed. +< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone +< seg`fault> pls advice +< seg`fault> i am new to dns +< lunaphyte_> what is your goal? +< seg`fault> i am learning dns +< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can +< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer? +< seg`fault> how many types of referrel? +< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example? +< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral? +< seg`fault> lamer +< seg`fault> don't waste my time +< seg`fault> ! +< seg`fault> :\ +-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit [] +< lunaphyte_> nice. +< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"??? +< Trengo> that was... +< Trengo> surreal +< rob0> wow +< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes. +< rob0> Not enough of one in that case. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #893 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC +% +* benji has run x86_64 since 2004 +* fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004 +* fred wins + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #894 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:49 UTC +% +ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a +professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly +educated" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #895 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC +% +< jkwood> fred, you're such a tease. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #896 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:07:13 UTC +% +(BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project) + +< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) <