From 45723d1d0f08306060a6add0eccd5c50c3fed307 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "B. Watson" <yalhcru@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 30 Oct 2020 03:21:20 -0400
Subject: added new noobfarm scraper

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 noobfarm | 23977 ++++++++++++++++++++-----------------------------------------
 1 file changed, 7962 insertions(+), 16015 deletions(-)

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diff --git a/noobfarm b/noobfarm
index 6f865fc..f8bd225 100644
--- a/noobfarm
+++ b/noobfarm
@@ -1,196 +1,59 @@
-This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English.
-
-<Goblet> let's emulate netbios?
-<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE
-&
-lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE
-<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE
-<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE
-<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE
-THERE! I'M HERE!
-<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY?
-<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES?
-<sjmSK> AT LEA
-ST NOT ME
-<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME
-<sjmSK> NOT ME
-<_jv> NOT ME
-<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT.
-<bLeRp> MEEEE!
-<G
-oblet> (blerp is a samba box)
-<__pint> HEY I AM HERE!
-<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL
-ABOUT US TO OTHERS
-        IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE?
-<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..."
-<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI
-LL BE THAT ONE!
-<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY?
-<__pint> I AM!
-<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE?
-<__pint> I AM!
-<sjmSK> I'M NOT
-<
-holox> ME!
-<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE?
-<__pint> ME!
-<bLeRp> MEEEEE!
-<holox> I'M HERE!
-<sjmSK> WANTY0UME
-<Goblet> NICE THAT
-YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
-<__pint> MEEEE!
-<bLeRp> NO, I AM!
-<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file.
-<bLeRp> I'M
-THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE!
-<Goblet> __pint, luckily :)
-<__pint> NO, MEEEE!
-<Goblet> cool netbios emulation
-<__pint> <blue screen&
-gt;
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC 
-%
 < octan> why do you need 2 gw's
 < Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:52 UTC 
+                              -- noobfarm.org, quote #1, 2006-11-14
 %
 From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/
 Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires
 Administrator privileges...   Um???
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #3
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:58 UTC 
+                              -- noobfarm.org, quote #2, 2006-11-14
 %
 < robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to
-constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) or
-learn major new things.  For now, at least, I choose option #1.
+constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course)
+or learn major new things.  For now, at least, I choose option #1.
 < john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data?
 < john83> slackware sux
 < robw810> Well, there goes that answer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #4
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #3, 2006-11-14
 %
-< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we did it
-w/o any lube
+< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we
+did it w/o any lube
 < straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot
 < tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool
 < straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs
 < tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ?
 < straterra> Or..public logs
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #5
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:08:01 UTC 
-%
--!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined
-#slackman
-< Lambda> help
-< Lambda> please
-< Lambda> i got pwnt
-< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness
-< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker
-< Lambda> :)
-< Lambda> lmfao
-< Lambda> uber pwnt
-< Lambda> i got uber pwnt
-< Lambda> help e
-< Lambda> help
-< Lambda> please
-< Lambda> oh god
-< Lambda> please help me
-< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD
-< Lambda> HELP
-< Lambda> PLEASE
--!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit []
--!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ
-< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS
-< Lambda> :)
-< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS
-< Lambda> :)
-<@robw810> excuse me?
-< Lambda> SUCK
-< Lambda> MY
-< Lambda> BALLS
-< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER?
-< Lambda> LMFSAO
-< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling?
-< Lambda> LMFAO
-< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS
-< Lambda> UR THE TROL
-< Lambda> ROFL
-< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER
-< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED
-< Lambda> ?
-< Lambda> BY ME
-< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
-< theblackbox> lol, how creative
-< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT
-< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
-< Lambda> :)
-< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here.
-< Lambda> I OWN J00
-< rob0> bye
-< Lambda> LMFAO
-< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away.
-< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK
-< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP
--!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by
-robw810
--!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810]
-* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :)
-<@robw810> :D
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #6
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #4, 2006-11-15
 %
 < straterra> Lunch time at hoooters!
 < fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut
 < robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D
 < fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease
-< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay.  ;-)
+< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay.
+;-)
 < fluffd> buahaha
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #7
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:19:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #5, 2006-11-21
 %
 BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such...
 < Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule?
-< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 -p tcp -j
-DROP
+< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024
+-p tcp -j DROP
 < Rawplayer> nothing?
-< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie garbage ;P
+< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie
+garbage ;P
 < maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing
 < Rawplayer> :P
 < robw810> Sounds like my wife...
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #8
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:54:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #6, 2006-11-21
 %
-JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone dares
-to say
+JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone
+dares to say
 anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-)
 
-Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound?  Please submit a work order so that we can
-get someone out to fix it as soon as possible.   ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #9
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:21:11 UTC 
+Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound?  Please submit a work order so that
+we can get someone out to fix it as soon as possible.	;-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #7, 2006-11-24
 %
 <@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1
 < fred> what's it currently?
@@ -200,211 +63,44 @@ get someone out to fix it as soon as possible.   ;-)
 < fred> erm...
 <@sadiq> yea.
 <@Polar> :/
-< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to 4.1.somethingHigher?
+< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to
+4.1.somethingHigher?
 <@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1
 < fred> can I troll debian now?
-< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that gcc4.1 is
-in fact not gcc4.1
+< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that
+gcc4.1 is in fact not gcc4.1
 <@sadiq> yep.
 * sadiq pastebins
 < fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware.
 * fred thanks sadiq for permission.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #10
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:57:54 UTC 
-%
-<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #11
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #8, 2006-11-29
 %
 < fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #12
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:14 UTC 
-%
-< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very often :-P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #13
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:19:18 UTC 
-%
-<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit
-<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin
-<Dominian> hehe
-<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him
-<Dominian> might as well use bengay
-<Dominian> no pun intended
-<robw810> haha
-<Dominian> hehe
-<Dominian> well maybe a little
-<Straterra> wow
-<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs
-<robw810> That was wrong
-<Dominian> lol
-<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron"
-wrong
-<Straterra> lol
-<Dominian> lol
-<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's"
-<Dominian> lmao
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #14
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC 
-%
-< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html
-< `2StupidDogz> any ideea?
-< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come
-from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something
-that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created
-/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ...
-< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do?
-< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself?
-< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied..
-< robw810> yeah
-< robw810> WHY?
-< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out..
-< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^
-< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it
-will "help out?"
-< `2StupidDogz> ...
-< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines)
-< `2StupidDogz> youre right..
-< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ?
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #15
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #9, 2006-11-29
+%
+< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very
+often :-P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #10, 2006-11-29
 %
 < man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing?
 < robw810> Radioactive decay
 < robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #16
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #11, 2006-12-13
 %
 < fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux
 < hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux
 < fragged> lmao
-< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but Linux learns
-you.
+< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but
+Linux learns you.
 < hbx> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #17
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:19 UTC 
-%
-< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
-< straterra> Depends
-< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ?
-< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i
-a woodchuck could chuck wood
-< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck,
-but with a larger memory footprint
-< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood
-enviroment
-< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment
-< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ?
-< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego
-< Zal> er, -z :-)
-< mwalling> no, -r
-< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to
-be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck
-< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring
-< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo
-< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has
-the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it
-< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his
-name..god?
-< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h>
-< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl
-< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood
-and then it would be put under the GPL
-< straterra> Oh, ok then.
-< mwalling> general woodchuck license
-< straterra> What about procreation though?
-< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the
-families
-< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks
-< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that
-< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction
-< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters?
-< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with
-a patched woodchuck
-< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks
-< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it
-< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a
- bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood?
-< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone?
-< mwalling> see rfc 1149
-< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory
-< phrag> mwalling, rofl
-< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high
-latencies
-< straterra> Might need something a bit faster
-< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient
-< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it
-< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory
-through step by step brain surgery
-< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a
-shit on your car should not be trusted
-< straterra> mwalling: ROFL
-< fadumpt> ROFL
-< inflex> O_o
-< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful
-< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy?
-< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me
-< mwalling> could smell bad
-< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks
-< straterra> That could work
-< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though
-< phrag> am i drunk?
-< straterra> phrag: perhaps
-< mwalling> phrag: are we all?
-< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a
-problem
-* skac pulls out the breath tester.
-< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one
-goes down
-< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks?
-< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir.
-< fadumpt> sure
-* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno
-< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean?
-< phrag> it means i'm good to go
-< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction
-< mwalling> boom
-< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver
-< fadumpt> then we're all screwed
-< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source
-< fadumpt> lawsuits insue
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #18
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #12, 2006-12-13
 %
 < Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical.
 < debdexter> right
-< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours away :P
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #19
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:19:59 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement
-last night
-< straterra> Swear to god
-< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream
-< straterra> Yeah
-< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our
-copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and
-they said "Fine..we will.."
-< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream!
-< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but
-they never did
-< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh
-< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/
+< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours
+away :P
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #20
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #13, 2006-12-25
 %
 < straterra> Go to hell Abigail
 < Dominian> hehe
@@ -412,26 +108,21 @@ they never did
 < straterra> That's how I like 'em
 < straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #21
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:28:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #14, 2007-01-04
 %
-< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty Devs
-bring us binaries
+< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty
+Devs bring us binaries
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #22
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:55:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #15, 2007-02-07
 %
 Over email while at work (ryan == coworker):
 
 dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough*
 ryan: What?  Are we at the doctors or something?
-dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me...
-
+dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you
+ask me...
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #23
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #16, 2007-02-09
 %
 <badagentx> How do I add a loop device to my fstab?
 <dadexter> man mount
@@ -441,36 +132,15 @@ dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me...
 <robw810> dadexter: not my thing :)
 <dadexter> that's not what you said last night
 <robw810> heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #24
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #17, 2007-02-16
 %
-<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was something
-wrong and ran make clean :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #25
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:31 UTC 
+<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was
+something wrong and ran make clean :(
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #18, 2007-02-16
 %
 < dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of
 Nobel prize
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #26
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:55:48 UTC 
-%
-* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline
-for six months.
-< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it
-< Dominian> hhe
-<+Alan_Hicks> Nope.  The power button was broke.
-<+alienBOB> Haha
-< Dominian> lol
-< Dominian> that's hiliarious
-<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace
-this machine. :^)
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #27
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #19, 2007-02-18
 %
 < NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol
 < NetEcho> until I beat every level
@@ -487,31 +157,23 @@ this machine. :^)
 < StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh....
 < StratWork> Errr...man on woman action..
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #28
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:11:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #20, 2007-03-28
 %
-<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that
-my wireless mouse batteries were missing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #29
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:20:49 UTC 
+<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to
+realize that my wireless mouse batteries were missing
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #21, 2007-03-29
 %
-< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore?  i was in the cub scouts, do
-you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk
-crap like you were in Nam or something
-
+< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore?  i was in the cub
+scouts, do you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide
+territory? so don't talk crap like you were in Nam or something
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #30
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #22, 2007-04-09
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ];
-then upgradepkg $#; fi }
-< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever
-worked anyhow.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #31
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:19:32 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 =
+'-u' ]; then upgradepkg $#; fi }
+< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in
+rpm ever worked anyhow.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #23, 2007-04-09
 %
 <Mithridat> hi all
 <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820)
@@ -520,8 +182,8 @@ worked anyhow.
 <Mithridat> can you help me??
 [2 minutes later]
 <Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all
-<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude
-D820)
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL
+latitude D820)
 <Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
 <Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
 <Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me??
@@ -533,12 +195,10 @@ D820)
 <MithridateS> are you there?
 * MithridateS has quit ()
 <acidchild> whats the point in doing that...
-<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a
-realistic question.
+<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that
+wasn't a realistic question.
 <acidchild> heh.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #33
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #24, 2007-04-24
 %
 * theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade
 <rworkman> NO
@@ -559,116 +219,47 @@ realistic question.
 * theorem_ cheers
 <twolf> more beer
 * Half-Left is in a million pieces
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #34
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:47:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #25, 2007-04-27
 %
 From #xfce
-< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install
-new fonts ?
+< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to
+install new fonts ?
 < lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before)
-< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel.
-< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right?
- :D
+< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's
+channel.
+< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass,
+right?	:D
 < ElAngelo> good answer rworkman
-< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling
-and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
+< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for
+trolling and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
 < lipstick_> stfu wanker
 < rworkman> See?
 < ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #35
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 14:47:00 UTC 
-%
-* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings
-< Dominian> he works fine most of the time
-< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on
-most systems."
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm...
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in
-'wishing' state; may be unstable"
-< Alan_Hicks> Ah!  You must have an older version of me.  Try upgrading to the
-latest release.
-< Dominian> odd...
-< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the
-resulting binary is huge.
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why.
-* Dominian edits out the crap
-< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah!  Just run "make enima"
-< Dominian> enema
-< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too.  (Spelling Processor Unit)
-< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima.  My kernel hackers can't spell. :^)
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema
-literally causes the machine to shit itself.
-< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something...
-< Dominian>  ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense
---give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks
-< Dominian> hmmm..
-< Dominian> configure works...
-< Alan_Hicks> That's possible.  Did you include the kernel option for
-pre-emption?  That always causes problems.  The ESP sub-system isn't fully
-supported yet.
-< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait
-< Dominian> its the $ARCH
-< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat
-< Dominian> aha.. now make works
-< Dominian> shit.. wait
-< Dominian> nope..
-< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary...
-< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk?
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah!
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go..
-< Dominian>  --build=backwoods-hick-compat
-LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool
-< Dominian> THERE we go
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #36
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #26, 2007-05-02
 %
 ( Agiofws) i know what i am doing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #37
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #27, 2007-05-07
 %
 < Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #38
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 May 2007 00:30:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #28, 2007-05-08
 %
 < anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH
 < Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #39
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 May 2007 03:47:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #29, 2007-05-11
 %
-* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next
-thing i do, just to prove you wrong
+* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the
+next thing i do, just to prove you wrong
 < rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #40
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #30, 2007-05-14
 %
 < Straterra> Shit
-< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry
+< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with
+a Blackberry
 * Straterra slams head onto table
 * anavel pass dildo to Straterra
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #41
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:01 UTC 
-%
-< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure
-slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure
-slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you"
-< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most
-people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250
-X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #42
-                                        Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #31, 2007-05-14
 %
 < linux_stu> is a tickless system fine?
 < nullboy> i use tickless
@@ -676,175 +267,127 @@ X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o
 < andarius> tickless ?
 < nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #43
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:12 UTC 
-%
-< andarius_> i am installing PBJ
-< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time?
-< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time"
-* andarius_ googles
-< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking
-* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #44
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #32, 2007-05-17
 %
 < Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night
 < Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #45
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 17:39:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #33, 2007-05-19
 %
-< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom
+< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the
+bathroom
 < mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty
 < hi> i dont go to the bathroom
 < oldude67> lol
 < oldude67> oh hes full of ____
 < andarius> alien huh ?
 < hi> yes i have no sexual organs
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #46
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:52:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #34, 2007-05-19
 %
-< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a career
-educator).  Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long as they jump
-through the hoops and do the busy work.  That's just not for me.  I've wasted
-hours and hours of my life when I could have been doing something worthwhile.
+< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a
+career educator).  Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long
+as they jump through the hoops and do the busy work.  That's just not
+for me.  I've wasted hours and hours of my life when I could have been
+doing something worthwhile.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #47
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 May 2007 18:11:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #35, 2007-05-23
 %
-< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload (or
-3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse
+< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload
+(or 3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse
 <@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis?
-< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone i feel
-old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ...
-       maybe some 18s
-< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded for
-her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said
-       no lol
+< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone
+i feel old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ...
+	maybe some 18s
+< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded
+for her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said
+	no lol
 < tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister?
 < tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom
 < tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister
 < tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout
 < tuxq> sprout too
-< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis  ;-)
+< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis	;-)
 <@alphageek> lol
 < tuxq> HAH
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #48
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 May 2007 21:31:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #36, 2007-05-24
 %
-( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will take the
-computer
+( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will
+take the computer
 ( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu
 ( kethry) even i know that
 ( rworkman) PWND
 ( BP{k}) HAHAHA
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #49
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:19 UTC 
-%
-* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again.
-< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys "
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #50
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #37, 2007-05-24
 %
 < theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN
 < i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #51
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #38, 2007-05-25
 %
-< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her
-two
-          kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
-          The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart.  Nice
-          children you have there.  Are they twins??
-
-          The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
-ain't,
-          oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
-they're
-          twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?"
-
-          "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter.  "I just couldn't
-          believe you got laid twice."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #52
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC 
-%
-<mwalling>      _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for trolling
-<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me?  never.  troll?  no way man.  You must have me
-confused with someone of a similar nick :)
-<thumbs>        he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several times,
-too.
-<dadexter>      hummm
+<mwalling>	_3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for
+trolling
+<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me?  never.  troll?  no way man.  You must have
+me confused with someone of a similar nick :)
+<thumbs>	he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several
+times, too.
+<dadexter>	hummm
 theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle
-<dadexter>      problem solved
+<dadexter>	problem solved
 heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #53
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #39, 2007-05-25
 %
-< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are from God
-Himself?
-< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz
-
+< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are
+from God Himself?
+< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg
+universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #54
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #40, 2007-05-25
 %
 04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat
 04:37 < dadexter> want it?
 04:37 < Straterra> Yes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #55
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:03:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #41, 2007-05-28
 %
 < gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ?
 < Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #56
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:07:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #42, 2007-05-28
 %
 < Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name?
 < rworkman> Sometimes.
 < rworkman> But everytime somebody asked...
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #57
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:42:56 UTC 
-%
-< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware /extra.
- Of course, you could always do that the hard way too.  Hell, while
-           you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro.
-< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself for sure
-< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here.  In the current age
-of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries
-             pre-compiled for a 386.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #43, 2007-05-29
+%
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware
+/extra.  Of course, you could always do that the hard way too.	Hell,
+while
+	    you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself
+for sure
+< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here.  In the
+current age of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries
+	      pre-compiled for a 386.
 < Soul_keeper> yeah
-< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only *maybe*
-< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 optimizations, for
-the record.  For Java, it's a binary repackaging anyway, so
-           there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself.
+< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only
+*maybe*
+< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686
+optimizations, for the record.	For Java, it's a binary repackaging
+anyway, so
+	    there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself.
 < WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there.  :)
-< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to be extracted
-where you want it installed, no need to make a package outta that
-< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and wants
-to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it,
-           then install the package.  Result is the same.
-< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do it myself
-< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it.  Have
-fun removing it when you decide to upgrade.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to
+be extracted where you want it installed, no need to make a package
+outta that
+< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and
+wants to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it,
+	    then install the package.  Result is the same.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do
+it myself
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it.
+Have fun removing it when you decide to upgrade.
 < Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just  rm -rf  it tho
 < Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever
 < rworkman> You obviously missed the point.
@@ -852,87 +395,35 @@ fun removing it when you decide to upgrade.
 < Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this
 < Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it
 < rworkman> Yeah, I noticed.
-< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned
-into.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #58
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:04 UTC 
-%
-< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0
-< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  yeah but it's no good if i don't have the
-prerequisites installed also
-< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam
-< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ?  freshmeat and
-google are playing dumb
-< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source??
-< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  of course
-< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ...
-< rworkman> Heh
-< Soul_keeper> ok got it
-< rworkman> Go ahead and give up.  It will be easier on you to admit failure
-now.
-< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  lol
-< rworkman> I'm serious.
-< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before
-< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source.  You're
-looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a
-           minimum)
-< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs
-< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i
-installed the latest last week ...
-< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found
-< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess
-< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have
-noticed
-< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too.  :)
-< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed?
-< Soul_keeper> jre
-< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports
-of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #59
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC 
+< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't
+reasoned into.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #44, 2007-05-29
 %
 < _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`?
 < mwalling_> yes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #60
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 21:26:46 UTC 
-%
-< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork
---- time passes ---
-< fred87> erm... wait a second...
-< fred87> "ball", singular?
-< fred87> not "balls"?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #61
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #45, 2007-05-29
 %
 < Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #62
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #46, 2007-05-31
 %
 < BP{k}> actually in all fairness.
 < BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #63
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #47, 2007-05-31
 %
 >> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman
 ( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;)
 ( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:)
-( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , The
-computer is not mine
-( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, please
-try ##slackware
+( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz ,
+The computer is not mine
+( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name,
+please try ##slackware
 ( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything?
 ( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then
 ( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ?
 ( dadexter) too lazy
 ( theblackbox) lol
-( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here again ;)
+( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here
+again ;)
 * dadexter is a true slackman fan
 ( BlackSun-Irish) now bye!
 ( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then?
@@ -940,86 +431,47 @@ try ##slackware
 ( dadexter) sweet, can't wait
 << BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #64
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:55:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #48, 2007-05-31
 %
 < Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #65
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #49, 2007-05-31
 %
 < anavel> yes sex :o
 * Dominian has no use for it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #66
-                                        Added: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #50, 2007-06-03
 %
 < Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay..
 < Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #67
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #51, 2007-06-04
 %
 < kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um..
 < kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex
 < kethry> and interrupted them
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #68
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #52, 2007-06-04
 %
 < Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer.
 < rworkman> AHA
 < rworkman> That's why married people live longer.
 < BP{k}> lol
 < rworkman> :D
-< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we.  If it were not for
-sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #69
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:06:10 UTC 
-%
-This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO:
-
-A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
-the president one of the latest talking computers.
-Salesman:   "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll
-give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the speed of light?"
-Computer:  186,000 miles per second.
-Salesman:  "Who was the first president of the United States?"
-Computer:  George Washington.
-President:  "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.  Where is my
-father?"
-Computer:  Your father is fishing in Georgia.
-President:  "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!"
-Computer:  Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a
-twelve pound bass.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #70
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC 
+< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we.  If it were
+not for sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #53, 2007-06-04
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have run
-butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #71
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:41 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have
+run butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #54, 2007-06-06
 %
 < Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #72
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #55, 2007-06-06
 %
 < mwalling> god i am a fuck nut
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #73
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:58:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #56, 2007-06-06
 %
-* Straterra licks Chuckbot
+ * Straterra licks Chuckbot
 < Straterra> Mmm...
 < Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #74
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:38:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #57, 2007-06-07
 %
 Phone conversation with customer...
 ----------------------------------------------------
@@ -1034,9 +486,7 @@ me: it was mentioned in the README file
 customer: wheres that?
 me: it was displayed at the end of the installer
 customer: oh. i usually just close those things
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #75
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #58, 2007-06-08
 %
 01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi
 01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users
@@ -1046,15 +496,11 @@ customer: oh. i usually just close those things
 01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin []
 
 Like that :-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #76
-                                        Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #59, 2007-06-08
 %
 < Straterra> I'd do him
 < Straterra> Or Brad Pitt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #77
-                                        Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:07:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #60, 2007-06-08
 %
 < andarius> you know you want him anyways
 < mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote
@@ -1067,39 +513,29 @@ Like that :-)
 < Straterra> I'd do him too
 < Straterra> Damon
 < Straterra> you nerd
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #78
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #61, 2007-06-10
 %
-< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can
-decrypt the readme has found the light
+< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he
+who can decrypt the readme has found the light
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #79
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #62, 2007-06-10
 %
 < NetEcho_> man this is painful
 < Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again?
 < Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #80
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #63, 2007-06-10
 %
 < andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs
 < Straterra> so does whats-his-face
 < Straterra> Brad pitt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #81
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #64, 2007-06-10
 %
 < qudama>  is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz?
 < rworkman> qudama: mv
 < nullboy> lol
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #82
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #65, 2007-06-10
 %
 < anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ?
 < Dominian> anavel: sure
@@ -1108,181 +544,96 @@ decrypt the readme has found the light
 * fred87 slaps anavel
 * mwalling slaps anavel
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #83
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:28:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #66, 2007-06-12
 %
 < oneforall> seen
 <@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_...
 < mwalling> seen oneforall's brain
-<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain,
-mwalling?
+<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's
+brain, mwalling?
 < rworkman> HAHA
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #84
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #67, 2007-06-12
 %
-< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them
-off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB
-< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the
-backyard
+< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot
+them off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB
+< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it
+in the backyard
 < nemith> still unemployed eh?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #85
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:44:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #68, 2007-06-13
 %
-< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance
-exams are too hard
+< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the
+entrance exams are too hard
 < rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #86
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:41:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #69, 2007-06-14
 %
-< dentonj> what's up?
-< orlan> my 22"<g>
-< tuxq> sick bastard
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #87
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC 
-%
-< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves
-< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough
-entrances for 4 people.. :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #88
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:01 UTC 
+< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty
+of curves
+< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with
+enough entrances for 4 people.. :P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #70, 2007-06-15
 %
 < Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals
 < Half-Left> In fact even more so
 < nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #89
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #71, 2007-06-15
 %
 < straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #90
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #72, 2007-06-16
 %
 < mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra
 < heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #91
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #73, 2007-06-16
 %
 < Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1?
 < khelban> you have 11 i presume
 < Bassist> khelban: I had 11
-< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard drive
-and lightning
+< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard
+drive and lightning
 < Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration
 < rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #92
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:48 UTC 
-%
-( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages...
-( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts
-( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #93
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #74, 2007-06-17
 %
 < oneforall> viagra > /dev/null
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #94
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:12:46 UTC 
-%
-* fred87 loves vista :|
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #95
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:12 UTC 
-%
-< fred87>
-/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq
-< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :)
-< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed
-this, da?
-< Straterra> I'm a virgin
-< fred87> there ya go.
-< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g
-< Straterra> BAH
-< Straterra> :/
-< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change.
-* BP{k} sighs
-< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #96
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #75, 2007-06-18
 %
-< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a frontend for
-starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs
+ * fred87 loves vista :|
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #97
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #76, 2007-06-18
 %
-From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod:
-
-Those Slackware users are weird-
-I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird,
-but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird.
-Its almost scary...
-              -- Faux_Pseudo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #98
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC 
+< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a
+frontend for starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #77, 2007-06-20
 %
 ( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display:   again
 ( kexman) this is from sudo gparted
 ( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #99
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #78, 2007-06-20
 %
 My Boss: OK.  If only GOD knew VB
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #100
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #79, 2007-06-20
 %
 < BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #101
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #80, 2007-06-21
 %
 < Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS
 < Dominian> impressive
 < Straterra> I speak 56k
 < Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #102
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:30:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #81, 2007-06-27
 %
 < Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #103
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #82, 2007-06-29
 %
 < Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment?
 < Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #104
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:55 UTC 
-%
-< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's
-thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #105
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #83, 2007-06-29
 %
 < TheNetuser> You can't hack me!
 < TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall!
@@ -1290,36 +641,29 @@ thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!"
 < Straterra> you cant hack me!
 < Straterra> i have one ball!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #106
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #84, 2007-07-01
 %
-< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream flavors. you are
-expected to know some basics before talking about how our ice cream truck works
+< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream
+flavors. you are expected to know some basics before talking about how
+our ice cream truck works
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #107
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #85, 2007-07-02
 %
-< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking about
-children and alcohol.
-
+< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking
+about children and alcohol.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #108
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #86, 2007-07-02
 %
 < Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #109
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #87, 2007-07-04
 %
-< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on reality.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #110
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:31 UTC 
+< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on
+reality.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #88, 2007-07-05
 %
 06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal
-06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction Layer Channel
+06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction
+Layer Channel
 06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL?
 06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic?
 06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic?
@@ -1327,25 +671,11 @@ children and alcohol.
 06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: <davidz> HAL is a bad name | <davidz>
 BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name
 06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007
-06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs.  
+06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs.
 06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better
-06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're doing?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #111
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:11:44 UTC 
-%
-21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here
-21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before
-unleashing paranoia on it :P
-< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;)
-< Straterra> I'm not scratching that
-< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts?
-< macavity> lol
-< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes ..
-< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #112
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC 
+06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're
+doing?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #89, 2007-07-06
 %
 < straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention!
 < fred87> straterra: agreed.
@@ -1353,17 +683,17 @@ unleashing paranoia on it :P
 < straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform..
 < straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs
 < fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right?
-< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they wake
-up....wwuah
+< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they
+wake up....wwuah
 < straterra> fred...duh!
-< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of big...strong...kde man
-devs
+< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of
+big...strong...kde man devs
 < fred87> :|
 < fred87> there's two gay ones.
 < straterra> thats no fun
 < straterra> gotta get the straight ones..
-< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a matter of
-consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
+< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a
+matter of consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
 < straterra> well..
 < straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun
 < straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican..
@@ -1371,9 +701,7 @@ consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
 < straterra> and put gnome on their laptops
 < straterra> setup a webcam....and wait
 < straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #113
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #90, 2007-07-07
 %
 < Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12?
 < Schroeder> whose bright idea was that?
@@ -1382,133 +710,101 @@ consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
 < Schroeder> what an idiot
 
 [freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob]
-[freenode] -!-  ircname  : Schroeder the Piano Guy
+[freenode] -!-	ircname  : Schroeder the Piano Guy
+
 
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #114
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:05:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #91, 2007-07-07
 %
 < kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ?
-< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that is not
-22 :(
+< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that
+is not 22 :(
 < rworkman> xterm(1)
 < kexman> hmm
 < kexman> how would i use that ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #115
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #92, 2007-07-09
 %
-< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like permissions
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #116
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:46 UTC 
+< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like
+permissions
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #93, 2007-07-09
 %
-<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS installed
-software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I don't really believe
-it's relevant.
-<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system is set up
-properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun sitting around
-waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games instead of /usr/games
+<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS
+installed software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I
+don't really believe it's relevant.
+<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system
+is set up properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun
+sitting around waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games
+instead of /usr/games
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #117
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #94, 2007-07-09
 %
 < WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #118
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #95, 2007-07-09
 %
 < mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA?
 <+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #119
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #96, 2007-07-10
 %
 From #mailscanner on freenode:
 
-< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you have issues
-installing the perl module for clamav?
+< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you
+have issues installing the perl module for clamav?
 < salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew
 < Dominian> salsa is a bot
 < suprsonic> rofl
 < suprsonic> classic
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #120
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #97, 2007-07-10
 %
 < whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first
-                   class royal mail?
+		    class royal mail?
 < Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #121
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:23:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #98, 2007-07-10
 %
 < Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10
 < fred87> with security updates?
 < Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates
 < Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #122
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #99, 2007-07-11
 %
 < straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered...
 < CheeseWorx> alright
 < straterra> HARDER!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #123
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:50:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #100, 2007-07-11
 %
 < Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #124
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:04:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #101, 2007-07-12
 %
 < kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #125
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #102, 2007-07-13
 %
 < BP{k}> fuck you all :P
 < kethry> no lovey that's later
 < BP{k}> w00t
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #126
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #103, 2007-07-13
 %
 < actualmind> that law thing is really complicated
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #127
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:00:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #104, 2007-07-14
 %
 < Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand
 < Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #128
-                                        Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:06:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #105, 2007-07-14
 %
 < nullboy> start by sticking it in
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #129
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #106, 2007-07-17
 %
 < Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #130
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #107, 2007-07-17
 %
 * fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to
-         parse his parser
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #131
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:15 UTC 
+	  parse his parser
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #108, 2007-07-17
 %
-< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool names but
-have no use what so ever for them ..
+< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool
+names but have no use what so ever for them ..
 < mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs?
 < andarius> nope
 < andarius> i am bug free :)
@@ -1516,62 +812,49 @@ have no use what so ever for them ..
 < andarius> tmi man
 < Straterra> lol
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #132
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #109, 2007-07-17
 %
-* Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters
+ * Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters
 < fred87> ...
-* fred87 wonders why?
+ * fred87 wonders why?
 < fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S
-< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire coathanger.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #133
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:53 UTC 
+< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire
+coathanger.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #110, 2007-07-18
 %
 < boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine
 < XGizzmo> unplug your network cable
 < mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface?
-< boricua> mwalling, tcp        0      0 192.168.1.100:58612    
-204.11.244.21:6667      ESTABLISHED
+< boricua> mwalling, tcp	0      0 192.168.1.100:58612
+204.11.244.21:6667	ESTABLISHED
 < XGizzmo> lol
 < mwalling_> boricua: /quit
 < XGizzmo> thats your irc connection
 < XGizzmo> LMAO
 < boricua> duh me :-)  i forgot
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #134
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:11:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #111, 2007-07-18
 %
 < kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner
 < Straterra> Um
 < Straterra> No offense..
 < Straterra> But..
 < Straterra> Do you HAVE to?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #135
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #112, 2007-07-19
 %
 < shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #136
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #113, 2007-07-19
 %
 ( snL20) palestino: right click the slit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #137
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:14:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #114, 2007-07-21
 %
 < macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with
-        rt2500 just before, right?
+	 rt2500 just before, right?
 < BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here
-        thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred,
-        so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can
-              stop fretting about fred :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #138
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:27 UTC 
+	 thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred,
+	 so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can
+	       stop fretting about fred :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #115, 2007-07-24
 %
 -!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin
 < Zoiks> hey guys
@@ -1580,137 +863,29 @@ have no use what so ever for them ..
 -!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin []
 < elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday
 < Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #139
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #116, 2007-07-24
 %
 From #freenode
-< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call of a
-channel op
-< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to be
-calmer are considered normal tools of management
+< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call
+of a channel op
+< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to
+be calmer are considered normal tools of management
 < chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv
 access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #140
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #117, 2007-07-25
 %
 < Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy?
 < tecky> yes
 < Straterra> ok
 < tecky> visualize and recognise :)
-< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you ever wanna
-come back...
-* jpipkin blinks.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #141
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:50 UTC 
-%
-< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested*
-< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done
-about it; obviously that's
-                      at your discretion
-< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them
-< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before
-applying global sanctions like k-lines
-Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in
-< Alan_Hicks> "attack"...  To quote..... "You keep using that word.  I do not
-think it means what you
-                   think it means."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #142
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC 
+< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you
+ever wanna come back...
+ * jpipkin blinks.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #118, 2007-07-25
 %
 < oneforall> whois oneforall
 <@alphageek> loser
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #143
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:16 UTC 
-%
-A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
-BMW drives up in a cloud of dust.
-
-The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and
-YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how
-many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
-
-The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
-grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?"
-
-The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to
-his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a
-GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he
-then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high
-resolution photo.
-
-The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to
-an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an
-email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored.
-
-He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet
-with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on
-his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints
-out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet
-printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586
-sheep."
-
-"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd.
-
-He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the
-young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
-
-Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
-your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"
-
-The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?"
-
-"You're a consultant." says the shepherd.
-
-"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
-
-"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though
-nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
-question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me
-back my dog.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #144
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC 
-%
-From #freenode:
-< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his
-mind, and im concerned he might continue;  im more or less being preventative
-< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most
-situations;  if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys.
-< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them?
-< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM
-< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems
-< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be
-< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give
-him ops again
-< Schroeder> I mean, seriously
-< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP
-crime on freenode
-                      servers.  It's in the policies.  Schroeder I understand
-that you're acquainted with
-                      the abuser but I don't think this is your issue.
-Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #145
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC 
-%
-From #freenode:
-< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be.
-What's the point in a
-             channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them?
-< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting
-reprimanded?
-< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware
-< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :)
-< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel.  ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #146
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #119, 2007-07-25
 %
 < neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand,
 cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke
@@ -1718,37 +893,23 @@ cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke
 < neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs
 < neil-> $150 and its yours..
 < neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now?
-< Agiofws> neil-,  for  150 bucks ?
+< Agiofws> neil-,  for	150 bucks ?
 < neil-> yeah
 < Agiofws> you accept paypal ?
 < neil-> yeah
 < Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #147
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:28:59 UTC 
-%
-< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my
-butt was offlint.  Heh
-< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar
-< Dagmar> Hey now not fair.  Quoting *entirely* out of context
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #148
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #120, 2007-07-26
 %
 In ##otaku:
 <+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently
-             focussing on suicide.
+	      focussing on suicide.
 <+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris.
 <+Ketche> Good times.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #149
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #121, 2007-07-26
 %
 < oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water???
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #150
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #122, 2007-07-26
 %
 < mwalling_> don't say that
 < Straterra> Wy?
@@ -1761,41 +922,19 @@ In ##otaku:
 < Straterra> You know what?
 < Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P
 < Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #151
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:11 UTC 
-%
-< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek.  I just added a "changelog.txt" to document
-changes I've made to this file :)
-< mwalling_> umm
-< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed
-tortoiseSVN to all of the clients
-< mwalling_> i win :P
-< thrice`> lol
-< thrice`> yeah
-< thrice`> ;)
-< heret|c> umm
-< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey,
-blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open
-door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a
-network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room
-and says.. yeah i noticed.
-< heret|c> i win.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #152
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #123, 2007-07-26
 %
 < jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts...
-< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company with a
-set of shell scripts, actually.
-
+< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company
+with a set of shell scripts, actually.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #153
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #124, 2007-07-28
 %
-< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of trouble :)
-< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do my best to
-assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :)
+< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of
+trouble :)
+< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do
+my best to assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything
+else really :)
 < andarius> and thanks a bunch
 < Straterra> How about..
 < Straterra> Goat porn?
@@ -1803,276 +942,198 @@ assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :)
 * andarius prefers well shaven beavers :)
 < BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #154
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #125, 2007-07-28
 %
-( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn jobs start
+( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn
+jobs start
 (+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job??
 (+rworkman) Damn.
 
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #155
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #126, 2007-07-28
 %
-chris_punches:  Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt.  I think you forgot
-about your shoe-spoon crusade
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #156
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:00 UTC 
+chris_punches:	Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt.  I think you
+forgot about your shoe-spoon crusade
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #127, 2007-07-29
 %
-< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source are
-they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you start down
-the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken them it will.
+< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source
+are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you
+start down the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken
+them it will.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #157
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #128, 2007-07-29
 %
 < chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs
 < scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :(
 < fred> true.
 < thrice`> we know
 < mwalling> yep
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #158
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:31 UTC 
-%
-( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly.  You can think of UDP as the
-retarded cousin of TCP.
-( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #159
-                                        Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #129, 2007-07-29
 %
 ( chris_punches) i dont have fits
 ( scorchsaber) it's constant?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #160
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #130, 2007-08-02
 %
 < thrice`> i'm gay
 < mwalling_> screw you thrice`
 < thrice`> =]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #161
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #131, 2007-08-02
 %
 <NetEcho> god I wish natural selection was a faster process
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #162
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:54:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #132, 2007-08-04
 %
 ( chris_punches) <-- idiot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #163
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:19:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #133, 2007-08-05
 %
 < piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO
 < ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel?
 < ananke> kernel fairies?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #164
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:43:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #134, 2007-08-06
 %
 < muraii> Cow.
 < oneforall> jumped over the moon
 < muraii> Yay for cow.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #165
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:58:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #135, 2007-08-06
 %
 < Zalamander> yum, wet panties
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #166
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #136, 2007-08-06
 %
-< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a working
-configuration file is NOT a sane response.
-< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your mouth
-because you don't like the taste of cupcakes.
-
+< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a
+working configuration file is NOT a sane response.
+< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your
+mouth because you don't like the taste of cupcakes.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #167
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #137, 2007-08-06
 %
-< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on masturbation
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #168
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:25:45 UTC 
+< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on
+masturbation
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #138, 2007-08-07
 %
 < andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #169
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #139, 2007-08-08
 %
 < mwalling_> i'll take some ass
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #170
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #140, 2007-08-08
 %
-< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this system
-< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig jumping out
-of oneforall's butt
+< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this
+system
+< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig
+jumping out of oneforall's butt
 < dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line
 < muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;)
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #171
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:01:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #141, 2007-08-09
 %
-< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear -
-you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it for,
-anyway ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #172
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 UTC 
+< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear
+- you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it
+for, anyway ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #142, 2007-08-09
 %
 < nullboy> you twisted bartards
-* sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, dusts
-itself off and asks for a drink.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #173
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:31:06 UTC 
+ * sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment,
+ dusts itself off and asks for a drink.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #143, 2007-08-09
 %
-< chris_punches> GYAH!  Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME.
+< chris_punches> GYAH!	Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME.
 < chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #174
-                                        Added: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:59:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #144, 2007-08-10
 %
 < rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #175
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:00:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #145, 2007-08-11
 %
 < mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #176
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #146, 2007-08-13
 %
-( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #177
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC 
-%
-< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation from your
-mom
+< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation
+from your mom
 < NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P
-< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, they
-said
+< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up,
+they said
 < NetEcho> ouch backfire
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #178
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:52:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #147, 2007-08-14
 %
-* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, seeing
-as it's a few blocks from his apt
+* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings,
+seeing as it's a few blocks from his apt
 < rob0> ntlug?
 < nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix....
-< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a version of
-Linux.
-
+< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a
+version of Linux.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #179
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:31:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #148, 2007-08-15
 %
 * andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time
 * BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #180
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:29:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #149, 2007-08-16
 %
-< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind up on
-noobfarm.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #181
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:49:01 UTC 
+< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind
+up on noobfarm.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #150, 2007-08-17
 %
 < Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #182
-                                        Added: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:08:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #151, 2007-08-18
 %
 < straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #183
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:52:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #152, 2007-08-20
 %
 <andarius> they let chicks in the marines now ?
 <mwalling> andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #184
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:55:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #153, 2007-08-20
 %
 < Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #185
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:57:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #154, 2007-08-21
 %
-< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some
-duct tape
+< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and
+some duct tape
 < Dagmar> So now it can suck properly?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #186
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #155, 2007-08-21
 %
-< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything
-from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk
+< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take
+anything from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk
 < Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful
 examination
-* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy
+ * mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy
 < Dagmar> C'mon
 < Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers
 < Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #187
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #156, 2007-08-21
 %
 PeterS: why does linux blow?
 dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #188
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #157, 2007-08-21
 %
-< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works.
+< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount
+works.
 < rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount.
 < AbortRetryFail> ;)
 < rworkman> ;p
 < andarius> man mount
 < rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #189
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #158, 2007-08-21
 %
-* NetEcho slaps everyone
+ * NetEcho slaps everyone
 -!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
 <@rworkman> Excuse me?
 -!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman
 < rworkman> ;-)
-* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P
-* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass.
+ * NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P
+ * rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass.
 < rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it.
 < NetEcho> nooooooooo
 < NetEcho> how will I hear music now?
 < rworkman> Fart.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #190
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:51:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #159, 2007-08-22
 %
 < chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #191
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #160, 2007-08-23
 %
-Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware
-again
+Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware
+a.k.a. slapfaceware again
 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks
 -!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned]
 < nullboy> the force has been balanced.
@@ -2080,9 +1141,7 @@ again
 < CaptObviousman> school's starting back up
 < CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear
 < rk4n3> CaptObviousman:  yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #192
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #161, 2007-08-23
 %
 < Dominian> that was at 8:58am
 < Dominian> mwalling_: give it time
@@ -2090,80 +1149,52 @@ again
 < mwalling_> er
 < mwalling_> impatient
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #193
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:16:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #162, 2007-08-24
 %
 < straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement
 < Dominian> straterra: I use it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #194
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #163, 2007-08-24
 %
 < thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you
-< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice...
-< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity
-
+< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even
+notice...
+< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my
+stupidity
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #195
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #164, 2007-08-24
 %
-< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by
-now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is
-not as intelligent as I give her credit
+< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a
+geek by now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the
+bathroom) she is not as intelligent as I give her credit
 < mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom?
 < mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason
 < StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run!
 < BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;)
 < rworkman> Flossing what?
 < BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P
-* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra
-* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet
+ * mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides
+ straterra
+ * acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet
 < acidchild> :D
 < rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right?
 < acidchild> oh gross.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #196
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:14 UTC 
-%
-02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows
-         WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"]
-02:51 < fred> bah
-02:51 < fred> lies.
-02:51 < ^Jenn> haha
-02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #197
-                                        Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #165, 2007-08-24
 %
 * fred shines goatse into the sky
 < straterra> ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #198
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:48 UTC 
-%
-< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American
-                     Idol is?
-< fred> "Trash"?
-< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #199
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #166, 2007-08-26
 %
 < cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715
-              MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio]
-              [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;
+	       MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem:
+	       6/496 Mio]
+	       [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;
 
 Note: pay attention to the last item.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #200
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:01:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #167, 2007-08-28
 %
 < fred> do it harder baby!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #201
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #168, 2007-08-28
 %
 < mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst
 < mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that
@@ -2171,166 +1202,110 @@ Note: pay attention to the last item.
 < Tim> Hah.
 < fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it.
 <@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #202
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:54 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #203
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #169, 2007-08-28
 %
-< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can
-grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #204
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC 
+< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them
+all HIV
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #170, 2007-08-29
 %
 < noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to
-                 joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester
-                 my day is always worse! ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #205
-                                        Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:47 UTC 
+		  joe public, so unless you are employed as a land
+		  mine tester
+		  my day is always worse! ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #171, 2007-08-29
 %
 < scorchsaber> fixed, huh?
 < scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say?
 < scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu?
 < ricky> Laughing at it :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #206
-                                        Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:53 UTC 
-%
-11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] has joined
-##woodchucks
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #207
-                                        Added: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 UTC 
-%
-< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is
-written
-< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong
-< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the
-Week :D
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #208
-                                        Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #172, 2007-08-29
 %
-< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to
-your friends and reading InformationWeek.  It's like eating pussy.  There is no
-substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.
+11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net]
+has joined ##woodchucks
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #209
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:32:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #173, 2007-08-31
 %
-11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name
-*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #210
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC 
+< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by
+talking to your friends and reading InformationWeek.  It's like eating
+pussy.	There is no substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #174, 2007-09-01
 %
-13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something?
+13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping
+something?
 13:03 < straterra> When it works
 13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...?
 13:05 < straterra> Ok
 13:05 < straterra> I lied
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #211
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:17:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #175, 2007-09-04
 %
 < fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #212
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:14:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #176, 2007-09-04
 %
-< kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #213
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:19 UTC 
+ < kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #177, 2007-09-05
 %
-< BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #214
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:23 UTC 
+ < BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #178, 2007-09-05
 %
-< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top gun out
+< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top
+gun out
 < straterra> OH YEAH
 < straterra> Kick ass movie
 < straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot
 < straterra> Even if he is short..and weird
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #215
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #179, 2007-09-05
 %
 <thrice`> damn, I can't get this to come out
 <mwalling_> thrice`: pull harder
 <BP{k}> thrice`: we told you to use lube :P
 <thrice`> she's 21, I shouldn't have to !
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #216
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:21:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #180, 2007-09-07
 %
-< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong with my
-computer.. it's paranoid
+< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong
+with my computer.. it's paranoid
 < Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #217
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:27:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #181, 2007-09-07
 %
 < CygnusX1> test
 < nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help
 < CygnusX1> roger that
--!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Client
-Quit]
-
+-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit
+[Client Quit]
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #218
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #182, 2007-09-08
 %
 DieRatte - which is why I like gay men
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #219
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #183, 2007-09-08
 %
 < memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #220
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:02:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #184, 2007-09-08
 %
 < kethry> its only hard if you make it hard.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #221
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:03:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #185, 2007-09-10
 %
-< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and where it
-lives.
-< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids who moves
-in the apartment across the hall from a rock band.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #222
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:16 UTC 
+< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and
+where it lives.
+< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids
+who moves in the apartment across the hall from a rock band.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #186, 2007-09-10
 %
 < Agiofws> rworkman,  buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager
 < rworkman> Agiofws: wrong.
-< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry right ?
-< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- it
-manages packages.  It's not a dependency manager.
-< Agiofws> it does not download and install  from a main repository right ?
-< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not.  In other news, cows don't shit on power
-lines.
-
+< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry
+right ?
+< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies --
+it manages packages.  It's not a dependency manager.
+< Agiofws> it does not download and install  from a main repository
+right ?
+< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not.  In other news, cows don't shit
+on power lines.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #223
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #187, 2007-09-10
 %
 ( Agiofws) but i went  through hell to get it up
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #224
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #188, 2007-09-10
 %
 < DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want?
 < _HAKERA_> to snif password and so
@@ -2346,64 +1321,32 @@ lines.
 < _HAKERA_> ok ok
 < _HAKERA_> i go...
 < _HAKERA_> bye
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #225
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #189, 2007-09-11
 %
-< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted protocols.
+< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted
+protocols.
 < _HAKERA_> is it sniffer?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #226
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #190, 2007-09-11
 %
-< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I always
-enable it.
+< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I
+always enable it.
 < mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it?
 < Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall.  It's just there.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #227
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #191, 2007-09-11
 %
 < mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing
-              bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a Mac ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #228
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:10 UTC 
-%
-< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" :::
-chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates
-this more ::: chris gets kickbanned
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #229
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC 
+	       bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a
+	       Mac ;-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #192, 2007-09-11
 %
 [re chris_punches]
 < rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels
-             where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct.
+	      where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct.
 < straterra> I'll be rude
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #230
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #193, 2007-09-11
 %
-< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files "
-ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386"
-< lt_kije> visof_: stop
-< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing
-< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time
-< lt_kije> your options are:
-< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set
-< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a
-while and then come back
-< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here
-< lt_kije> do some work on your own
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #231
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC 
-%
-* nullboy bends over GOGOGOG
+ * nullboy bends over GOGOGOG
 < rworkman> straterra: ping
 -!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox]
 < rworkman> Well, damn.  I was hoping straterra would get to him first.
@@ -2415,111 +1358,63 @@ while and then come back
 < rworkman> straterra: ^^
 < straterra> ...
 < rworkman> ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #232
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:57:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #194, 2007-09-11
 %
 < mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl
-                  please
+		   please
 <@lamby>  /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #233
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:31:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #195, 2007-09-12
 %
-< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a trojanized
-windows 98 machine
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #235
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:41 UTC 
+< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a
+trojanized windows 98 machine
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #196, 2007-09-13
 %
 < blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ?
 < fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I
-             think it's scared of the shotgun.
+	      think it's scared of the shotgun.
 < nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it
-                with my second
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #236
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:01:04 UTC 
-%
-< chris_punches> shit.  I'm the asshat.  I hate that.  I was so sure
-                      there wasn't one.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #237
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:26:32 UTC 
-%
-* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)]
-< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off.
-* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to
-announce that crap?
-* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba
--!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
-< nullboy> i sense a distrubance
-* mwalling_ feels a chill
-< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM!
-< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!!
-* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance
--!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your
-auto-away message when you rejoin.]
-< DieRatte> lol
-< nullboy> lmao
-< mwalling_> LOL
-< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed
-< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway
-on.
-< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights
-< nullboy> lol
--!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware
-< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion!
-< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble"
-< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #238
-                                        Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC 
+		 with my second
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #197, 2007-09-13
+%
+< chris_punches> shit.	I'm the asshat.  I hate that.  I was so sure
+		       there wasn't one.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #198, 2007-09-13
 %
-<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, remember that
-since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw is half. so a 5A
-cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong extension coard with the
-three outlets at the end
+<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation,
+remember that since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw
+is half. so a 5A cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong
+extension coard with the three outlets at the end
 
 <chris_punches> well that's enough to microwave your dinner
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #239
-                                        Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:09:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #199, 2007-09-16
 %
 ( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #241
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:44:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #200, 2007-09-17
 %
 < heret|c> i be strokin!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #242
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #201, 2007-09-17
 %
- * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his brand-spanking
-new iPod thanks         to the great  work member of #gtkpod did.
+  * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his
+  brand-spanking new iPod thanks	 to the great  work member of
+  #gtkpod did.
 < heret|c> lol...
 < witz> ^_^
-< heret|c> merle  haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a skateboard
-XD
+< heret|c> merle  haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a
+skateboard XD
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #243
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #202, 2007-09-18
 %
 * PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the
-         ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip
+	  ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip
 < Dave2> hot.
 < FauxFaux> How much do I owe you?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #244
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #203, 2007-09-18
 %
-heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first hand
-why..
-heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed ready
-to fill potato chip bags every year
+heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first
+hand why..
+heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed
+ready to fill potato chip bags every year
 Xilon - lol
 heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S.
 Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators
@@ -2527,60 +1422,46 @@ DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S.
 Gekkko[PDA - lol
 Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #245
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:02:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #204, 2007-09-18
 %
 <@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good
 < Alan_Hicks> dirty is better
-* mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as straterra
-
+ * mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as
+ straterra
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #246
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:54:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #205, 2007-09-18
 %
-* chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read all the
-RFC's
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #247
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:02:33 UTC 
+ * chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read
+ all the RFC's
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #206, 2007-09-18
 %
 * chris_punches adds his first kline
 <chris_punches> lol
 <chris_punches> s/k/z
 <fred> error: missing terminator
 <straterra> lol
-<chris_punches> error:  he said he'll be back
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #248
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:42:15 UTC 
+<chris_punches> error:	he said he'll be back
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #207, 2007-09-18
 %
-<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to 2002. wtf?
-i didn't even do anything, why did this happen?   so now my next questions. what
-is the best way to set current today's date with CentOS?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #249
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:09 UTC 
+<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to
+2002. wtf? i didn't even do anything, why did this happen?   so now
+my next questions. what is the best way to set current today's date
+with CentOS?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #208, 2007-09-18
 %
-<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall is on or
-not on linux?
+<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall
+is on or not on linux?
 <amphi> rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #250
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #209, 2007-09-18
 %
-< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and take a huge
-piss in your suit. now that is heaven
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #251
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:20 UTC 
+< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and
+take a huge piss in your suit. now that is heaven
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #210, 2007-09-18
 %
 < amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue?
 < marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but...
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #252
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #211, 2007-09-18
 %
 -!- p1ls [n=root@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
 ##slackware
@@ -2590,125 +1471,83 @@ piss in your suit. now that is heaven
 < p1ls> Why?
 < PanzerMKZ> later
 < p1ls> o shit
--!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' get ye a
-first mate!]
+-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t'
+get ye a first mate!]
 < sally> that was priceless
-< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before he did
+< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before
+he did
 -!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
 ##slackware
 < p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #253
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #212, 2007-09-18
 %
-< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about geeksquad...lolzers...I may
-get the job at bestbuy
-* mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city
-
+< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about
+geeksquad...lolzers...I may get the job at bestbuy
+ * mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #254
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:03:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #213, 2007-09-19
 %
-ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware.
+ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined
+##slackware.
 <CaptObviousman> oh good god
 <ImAway_workaroun> Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me.
 <CaptObviousman> DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY
 * rk4n3 sighs
 Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway
-RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please turn off your
-auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this channel
+RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please
+turn off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting
+this channel
 <Dagmar> lol
 <CaptObviousman> good christ this is irritating
 <DieRatte> He must share some genes with lemmings
 <Alan_Hicks> Arrr, I'll handle him!
 errrr (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware.
 <CaptObviousman> and chris_punches
-<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the same time
-while standing upright
+<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the
+same time while standing upright
 Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot
 <IAmNotAnIdiot> now noone will think Im dumb :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #255
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:14:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #214, 2007-09-19
 %
 andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :)
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #256
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:31:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #215, 2007-09-19
 %
 * leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp
-<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place i could
-think to find smart people ;)   Is there any way to view the data/commands that
-a usb device is sending?
+<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place
+i could think to find smart people ;)	Is there any way to view the
+data/commands that a usb device is sending?
 <leetwanker> i'm trying to do this on windows
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #257
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:47 UTC 
-%
-< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys?
-firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before
-considering it junk.
-< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker
-that says "Dell"?
-< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #258
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #216, 2007-09-20
 %
 < DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #259
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #217, 2007-09-21
 %
-* CaptObviousman is well and truly bored
-* CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy
-* nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #260
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:49 UTC 
+ * CaptObviousman is well and truly bored
+ * CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy
+ * nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #218, 2007-09-21
 %
 <winbond> does freenode have different servers or only one?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #261
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:52:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #219, 2007-09-22
 %
 ( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #262
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:59:21 UTC 
-%
-< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel
-< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem
-< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck.
-< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple.
-< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their
-own stuff
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #263
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #220, 2007-09-22
 %
 < stafai> what is it that's executed on login?
 < stafai> .profile?
 < straterra> autoexec.bat
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #264
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #221, 2007-09-23
 %
-< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom cruise
-electricuting oprah
-
+< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom
+cruise electricuting oprah
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #265
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #222, 2007-09-23
 %
 * memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere
 between what I do and what my car does.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #266
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #223, 2007-09-24
 %
 13:46 <Systat> ok lets talk abotu this then
 13:46 <Systat> Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time
@@ -2740,7 +1579,8 @@ between what I do and what my car does.
 13:48 <Systat> its a PDA
 13:48 <ThomasY> It's a smart phone
 13:48 <ThomasY> It is a phone + a PDA
-13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using a blackberry
+13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using
+a blackberry
 13:48 <Systat> because thats what you told her
 13:48 <ThomasY> It's not a blackberry
 13:48 <ThomasY> It's a palm
@@ -2780,61 +1620,48 @@ between what I do and what my car does.
 13:51 <ThomasY> Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you
 13:51 <Systat> no thanks
 13:51 <Systat> goodbye
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #267
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #224, 2007-09-24
 %
 < thrice`> i need a new job
 < straterra> hmmm
 < straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site..
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #268
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #225, 2007-09-24
 %
 Said to Alan_Hicks:
-< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack
-book
+< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in
+the slack book
 < vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #269
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:18:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #226, 2007-09-24
 %
 < BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #270
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #227, 2007-09-24
 %
 <naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine?
 <amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #271
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:26:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #228, 2007-09-25
 %
 <Mathman> argh.  these people are killing me.
-<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly.
- and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly
+<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and
+not beverly.  and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly
 <Mathman> I set up the damn account!
-<Mathman> it was always beverly.  nothing has changed.  god damn
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #273
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:24 UTC 
+<Mathman> it was always beverly.  nothing has changed.	god damn
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #229, 2007-09-26
 %
 <macka> ello
-<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory.
- Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all
-circumstances:
+<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in
+a directory.  Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that
+can't be used in all circumstances:
 <macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc
 <macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #274
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #230, 2007-09-26
 %
-< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont
-mind
+< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope
+you dont mind
 < straterra> heh
-< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31
+< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your
+kinda 31
 < straterra> err
 < straterra> T1
 < andarius> oooh, straterra is weet
@@ -2849,67 +1676,43 @@ mind
 < andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ?
 < straterra> no
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #275
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:42:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #231, 2007-09-27
 %
-< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably
-thinking it's for masturbation
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #276
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:17:55 UTC 
-%
-<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo?
-<_sho_> no
-<_sho_> what is it
-<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to
-perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #277
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC 
+< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom
+probably thinking it's for masturbation
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #232, 2007-09-27
 %
-* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined
-#linuxhelp
+* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has
+joined #linuxhelp
 <kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #278
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #233, 2007-09-27
 %
 <angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #279
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #234, 2007-09-27
 %
-< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, telling
-everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like gay man. Its just
-an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee
-
+< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time,
+telling everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like
+gay man. Its just an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #280
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #235, 2007-09-28
 %
 <DieRatte> what are you trying to do, starsong ?
-<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system right ?
-thats why we are questioned for huh ?
+<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system
+right ? thats why we are questioned for huh ?
 <rob0> No. ??
-<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century fashion
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #281
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:05 UTC 
+<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century
+fashion
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #236, 2007-09-28
 %
 <_sho_> worlds dumbest question
 <_sho_> how to sgid something
 <_sho_> im having brain failure :|
 <sayotte> chmod g+s <blah>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #282
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #237, 2007-09-28
 %
 < mwalling_> quickly
 < mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #283
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #238, 2007-09-28
 %
 < nullboy> what's STL?
 < fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :)
@@ -2917,259 +1720,152 @@ thats why we are questioned for huh ?
 < drijen> nullboy, :(
 < Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get.
 < Buggaboo> and no sex.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #284
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #239, 2007-09-28
 %
 * chris_punches feels like an idiot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #285
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #240, 2007-09-28
 %
-<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements from? I
-looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command line arguements
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #286
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:41 UTC 
+<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements
+from? I looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command
+line arguements
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #241, 2007-09-29
 %
 <nebooek> suffering from name server disease here.
 <nebooek> anybody home
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #287
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #242, 2007-09-29
 %
 < Rusty1> hooray for backports
 < Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear?
 < Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #288
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:18:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #243, 2007-09-29
 %
 < dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #289
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:13:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #244, 2007-09-29
 %
 < macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #290
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:12:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #245, 2007-09-29
 %
-< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball hair..tell her
-to go to hell
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #291
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:40:25 UTC 
+< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball
+hair..tell her to go to hell
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #246, 2007-09-29
 %
 < dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume
 < alienBOB> Me
 < dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT?
 < alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #292
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:09:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #247, 2007-09-30
 %
 <NetEcho> god I need a girl
 <straterra> Dude
 <straterra> I have the next best thing..
 <straterra> My..right hand
 <drijen> beat me to it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #293
-                                        Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:48:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #248, 2007-10-01
 %
 < vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there
-               is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless i set
-               vga=normal.How can i correct it?
+		is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless
+		i set
+		vga=normal.How can i correct it?
 < vegab4> please help me.
 <@fred> set vga=normal.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #294
-                                        Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:00:34 UTC 
-%
-<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router?  I checked
-the ethernet cable, everything secure.  There are 3 other comps on the network
-that can connect to Internet alright.
-<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping"
-<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ?
-<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #295
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #249, 2007-10-01
 %
 < macavity> i can haz boobs?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #296
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #250, 2007-10-01
 %
 < Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time?
 < Zeldafan500> ms-dos
 < Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com
 < Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net.
 < Zeldafan500> lolhacked
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #297
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #251, 2007-10-01
 %
-< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :)
--!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork
-< FriedBob> Special in what way though?
--!- mwalling is now known as mworking
-< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense?
-< rworkman> shit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #298
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC 
-%
-<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new
-mail but I can't remember how to check it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #299
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:07 UTC 
+<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I
+have new mail but I can't remember how to check it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #252, 2007-10-02
 %
-<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #300
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:13 UTC 
+<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a
+dvd disc?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #253, 2007-10-02
 %
 < jodih2> hello
 < jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question
 < rob0> nice intro :)
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #301
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:22:55 UTC 
-%
-* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his
-desk for true "medicinal purposes".
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #302
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #254, 2007-10-03
 %
 <rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #303
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:22:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #255, 2007-10-04
 %
 From #cardinal:
 < rob0> happy boss
 < rworkman> Your knees hurt?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #304
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:23:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #256, 2007-10-04
 %
 < sally> y'all are awful
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #305
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:33 UTC 
-%
-< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on
-the web
-< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ?
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #306
-                                        Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #257, 2007-10-04
 %
 <smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #307
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:43:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #258, 2007-10-07
 %
 < macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there
 < drijen> down boy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #308
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:26:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #259, 2007-10-07
 %
 < nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale
 < drijen> 15?
 < drijen> dude hes skinny
 < drijen> they would break him
 < twolf> or his wife would
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #309
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:08:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #260, 2007-10-08
 %
-<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when I
-asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, flamebait)
-He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel since NT
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #310
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:16 UTC 
+<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when
+I asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know,
+flamebait) He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel
+since NT
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #261, 2007-10-08
 %
-<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to manual
-installs?
+<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to
+manual installs?
 <mwalling_> eeek!!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #311
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #262, 2007-10-08
 %
 < Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime.
 < Rusty1> Lines are too long
 < Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day
 < Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #312
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:52:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #263, 2007-10-08
 %
 * lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #313
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:53:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #264, 2007-10-08
 %
 (10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage
 (10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #314
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:51 UTC 
-%
-<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit linux
-system?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #315
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #265, 2007-10-09
 %
-<Dominian> Hostname: Leave.
-<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel.
-<Hostname> Dominian, f**k
-<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to
-insult me correctly.
-<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold.
-<Dominian> Hostname: Wow.  Impressive.  Say something I don't understand to make
-you self feel so high and mighty.. nice.
-<Hostname> Dominian, kraut
-<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know.
-<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #316
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC 
+<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit
+linux system?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #266, 2007-10-09
 %
 < straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream!
 < Dominian> uhh what?
-< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you cause
-they were trying to hit slackadelic too
+< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you
+cause they were trying to hit slackadelic too
 < straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :(
 < Dominian> lol
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #317
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #267, 2007-10-10
 %
 < heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal
 < straterra> I was skeered :/
 < heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you
-                called Dominian to brag about it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #318
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:02:50 UTC 
+		 called Dominian to brag about it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #268, 2007-10-10
 %
 <nullboy> if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #319
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:59:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #269, 2007-10-10
 %
 < gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house
 < drijen> psh
@@ -3178,246 +1874,164 @@ they were trying to hit slackadelic too
 < drijen> and then not leaev
 < drijen> for a month.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #320
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:35:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #270, 2007-10-10
 %
 < andarius> tea bagging them would be nice
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #321
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:12:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #271, 2007-10-10
 %
 < Dagmar> I don't do pm's
 < drijen> i have boobs
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #322
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:15:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #272, 2007-10-11
 %
 straterra hides the waffles
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #323
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #273, 2007-10-11
 %
-RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have used this
+RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have
+used this
 nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #324
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #274, 2007-10-11
 %
 < Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so
-               that's been force-linked into everything or something
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #325
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 UTC 
+		that's been force-linked into everything or something
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #275, 2007-10-11
 %
-<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 pounds ,
-and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it.
-<rk4n3> heretic:  wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of parents ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #326
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:17 UTC 
-%
-drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean
-           counters would laugh
-drijen - but in work
-heretic - yeah
-drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES.
-drijen - here for the logs:
-drijen - BOOBIES
-drijen - BOOBIES
-drijen - BOOBIES
-drijen - BOOBIES
-drijen - BOOBIES
-drijen - and chocolate.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #327
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC 
+<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110
+pounds , and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it.
+<rk4n3> heretic:  wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of
+parents ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #276, 2007-10-11
 %
 < use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X?
 < use1> or in a GTK app
 < Alan_Hicks> WTF?
 < gremzoid> @
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #328
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #277, 2007-10-12
 %
 < rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents?
 < mwalling> yes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #329
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:37:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #278, 2007-10-13
 %
 < BP{k}> who knows japanese?
 < thrice`> people in japan
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #330
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:26:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #279, 2007-10-13
 %
 < BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP
-                 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, and making
-                 it work afterwards ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #332
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:54:05 UTC 
+		  1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first,
+		  and making
+		  it work afterwards ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #280, 2007-10-13
 %
 <singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small
-problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of
-my cpu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #333
-                                        Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:39:43 UTC 
+problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses
+30% of my cpu
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #281, 2007-10-14
 %
-<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes
-to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #334
-                                        Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:41:43 UTC 
+<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten
+minutes to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #282, 2007-10-14
 %
 < dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel.  How do I invite
-                  people to it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #335
-                                        Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:42:24 UTC 
+		   people to it?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #283, 2007-10-14
 %
 ( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #336
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:05 UTC 
-%
-< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is
-their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to
-fill down time while their systems are updating
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #337
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:02:11 UTC 
-%
-<patbam>  hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk
-sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how
-to access the contents
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #338
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #284, 2007-10-15
 %
-< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes
+< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates
+me is their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on
+by their need to fill down time while their systems are updating
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #339
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #285, 2007-10-15
 %
-* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date
-< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and
-cathectic and I end up hearing about them
-< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough
-time getting work done as it is
+ * CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up
+ to date
+< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred
+and cathectic and I end up hearing about them
+< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard
+enough time getting work done as it is
 < andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :)
 < mwalling> HA
 < mwalling> weekling
-* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so
+ * mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so
 < Dominian> I have 10 open right now
 < Dominian> I had 13 at one time..
 < mwalling> 15
-* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest
+ * CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis
+ contest
 < Dominian> haha
 < mwalling> heh
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #340
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #286, 2007-10-16
 %
-<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable
-kernel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #341
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:40 UTC 
+<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my
+stable kernel
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #287, 2007-10-16
 %
 In #cardinal
 < rob0> i h8 xp
 < sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe)
 < rob0> ohhhhhhhh no
 < rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate
-< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last
-weekend
-< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed  :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #342
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:46 UTC 
+< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista
+last weekend
+< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had
+changed  :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #288, 2007-10-16
 %
 < fred> 1) Find a baseball bat
 < fred> 2) Sodomise yourself
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #343
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #289, 2007-10-16
 %
 < juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ???
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #344
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:39:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #290, 2007-10-16
 %
-< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING?                  
-http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING   :-)
-< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get :)
+< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING?
+http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING	:-)
+< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get
+:)
 < rworkman> HAHA
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #345
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:46:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #291, 2007-10-16
 %
 < BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene
-              where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #346
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:47:00 UTC 
+	       where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #292, 2007-10-16
 %
 <overclucker> what's a good disk usage analyzer?
 <overclucker> i'd like to try locating the bloat
 <jahshua> top
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #347
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #293, 2007-10-17
 %
 < XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit
 < XGizzmo> with em64t
 < heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #348
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:34:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #294, 2007-10-17
 %
-<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly proportional to
-the level of eye candy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #349
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 UTC 
+<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly
+proportional to the level of eye candy.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #295, 2007-10-17
 %
-+// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T WORK
-WITHOUT IT
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #350
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:46:50 UTC 
++// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T
+WORK WITHOUT IT
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #296, 2007-10-18
 %
 < ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX?
 < nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock?
 < ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU
 < ravih1> sorry
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #353
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:55:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #297, 2007-10-18
 %
 < nullboy> well i screwed myself then
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #354
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:11:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #298, 2007-10-18
 %
 < chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in
-                      assembly...
+		       assembly...
 
 [snipped]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #355
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #299, 2007-10-19
 %
 <chris_punches> you at work today?
 <chris_punches> bah you\'re always at work
@@ -3426,261 +2040,130 @@ WITHOUT IT
 <mwalling_> but yes, i am in the office
 <chris_punches> bastard.  im so jealous
 <mwalling_> whatever
-<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s.  no joke.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #356
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:53:56 UTC 
+<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s.	no joke.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #300, 2007-10-19
 %
-< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you
-think icecream is too much work?  :/
+< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source
+but you think icecream is too much work?  :/
 < rworkman> Wow.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #357
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #301, 2007-10-19
 %
-<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu doing what
-ever it wants while you sit there and watch
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #358
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:27 UTC 
+<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu
+doing what ever it wants while you sit there and watch
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #302, 2007-10-19
 %
-<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the
-other two hides.
-
+<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws
+of the other two hides.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #359
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #303, 2007-10-20
 %
 < macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower
 < andarius> your ass has been mounted ?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #360
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:19:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #304, 2007-10-20
 %
 < BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #361
-                                        Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:19:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #305, 2007-10-21
 %
-< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2
-trailer
+< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme
+2 trailer
 < fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling
 < andarius> lol
 < fred> not one mention of the gameplay
 < fred> or that it\'s infact a game
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #362
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #306, 2007-10-21
 %
-<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the
-application.  so how can user > real?
+<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and
+end of the application.  so how can user > real?
 <newpers> when using \'time\'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #363
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:13:50 UTC 
-%
-<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment
-<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are!
-<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was
-asked to post
-<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining.  You were told to pastebin, not paste.
-<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from
-http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing
-<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people
-* cpeek has quit (Client Quit)
-* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info
-* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #364
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #307, 2007-10-21
 %
 < andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection
 < andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #365
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #308, 2007-10-22
 %
-<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I
-saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #366
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:25 UTC 
+<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client
+such that I saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #309, 2007-10-22
 %
 < straterra> uhm
 < straterra> my penis...is broken
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #367
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:28 UTC 
-%
-< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month
-award
-< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one
-< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months?
-< straterra> id like to thank my libido...
-< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i
-never could...and where right
-< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape
-dead things and bots..
-< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #368
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #310, 2007-10-22
 %
 <SlayckX> how to use History\'s command in a Bash?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #369
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:25:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #311, 2007-10-23
 %
 <nolyc> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it
-            compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #370
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:25 UTC 
+	     compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #312, 2007-10-23
 %
-<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin and
-/usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type
+<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin
+and /usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type
 /usr/bin/<program>?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #371
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:27:08 UTC 
-%
-<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is login from?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #372
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:05 UTC 
-%
-<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead?
-<abnerdoon> yes, very much so
-<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word}
-<abnerdoon> nope
-<abnerdoon> sorry
-<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${}   or without the ${}
-<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3
-<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little
-<Wuju> then do x + r = 7
-<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything
-<Wuju> What are you doing in here then?
-<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script?
-<abnerdoon> lol
-<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7
-<abnerdoon> ;)
-<abnerdoon> heh
-<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ?  Set to $word if name is unset
-?
-<abnerdoon> not me, wuju
-<Wuju> me
-<Wuju> I know how to assign variables
-<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${}  <--
-with brackets and without
-<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar
-<grepper> it protects the variable
-<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo?
-<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong
-<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :)
-<grepper> echo $foobar would not work
-<abnerdoon> lol
-<Wuju> exuse me
-<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables
-<Wuju> and one assigned varible
-<grepper> unset foo
-<Wuju> thanks
-<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it
-<Wuju> im reading the set manual
-<Wuju> for unset all
-<Wuju> instead of relogging
-<Wuju> unset -k   ??
-<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new
-one and work there
-<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors
-<Wuju> oh yeah
-<Wuju> from set
-<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree
-<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication
-<Wuju> let me try `` characters
-<grepper> echo $((3*3))
-<Wuju> wait a minute..
-<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string
-<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux
-<Wuju> Thanks
-<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #373
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC 
-%
-< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone happy
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #313, 2007-10-23
+%
+<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is
+login from?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #314, 2007-10-24
+%
+< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone
+happy
 < straterra> I\'m not happy
 < straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #374
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #315, 2007-10-24
 %
 < pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #375
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:32:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #316, 2007-10-24
 %
-< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be a *great*
-distro for you
+< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be
+a *great* distro for you
 < rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #376
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #317, 2007-10-24
 %
-00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s all... i
-will never read slackbook.org
-00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor:  you might get some flack when you ask questions without
-reading the book, though...
+00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s
+all... i will never read slackbook.org
+00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor:	you might get some flack when you ask questions
+without reading the book, though...
 00:23 < gremzoid> heh
 00:23 < dafunks> O_o
 00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck.
-00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, but if
-you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent *MONTHS* working
-on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me.
+00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do,
+but if you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent
+*MONTHS* working on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me.
 00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer.
 00:23 < drijen> gtfo
 00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys?
 00:23 < macavity> naa
 00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #377
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #318, 2007-10-24
 %
-00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack can use
-only kings of linux
+00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack
+can use only kings of linux
 00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron
 00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot.
 00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second?
 00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake
 00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-)
 00:48 < drijen> fsck!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #379
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:25:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #319, 2007-10-24
 %
-<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a list of
-the progras you can get with Apt-Get
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #380
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:08:29 UTC 
+<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a
+list of the progras you can get with Apt-Get
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #320, 2007-10-25
 %
 < HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #381
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #321, 2007-10-25
 %
 < sonic_> but X works as root?
 < root__> yes
 < root__> root is like safe mode??
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #382
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #322, 2007-10-25
 %
 <CaptObviousman> this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer
 <CaptObviousman> The Flying Saucer
@@ -3691,48 +2174,31 @@ the progras you can get with Apt-Get
 fred> they suck.
 <fred> Their website has flash
 <fred> And, doesn't fit on 1024x768
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #383
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #323, 2007-10-25
 %
 < heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin
 < rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #384
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #324, 2007-10-25
 %
 <xp_lunch> hi all!
-<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows what keys
-are being pressed at any given time?
+<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows
+what keys are being pressed at any given time?
 <kristen> Yes...
 <kristen> Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^
 <kristen> Sorry
 <xp_lunch> how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed?
 * xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg
-<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this specifically, but
-I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), though they were on windows.
-Should be a linux version though.. about anything you could want is there. My
-best suggestion is google.
+<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this
+specifically, but I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things),
+though they were on windows. Should be a linux version though.. about
+anything you could want is there. My best suggestion is google.
 <xp_prg> thanks kristen
 <amphi> xp_prg: xev ?
 <xp_prg> but is that graphical?
-<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed on it
-etc...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #385
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:55:26 UTC 
-%
-< CaptObviousman> argh
-< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy
-< Catoptromancy> heh
-< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and
-                       invariably it\'s because you asked a question
-* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be
-         A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #386
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC 
+<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed
+on it etc...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #325, 2007-10-25
 %
 < juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also
 < CaptObviousman> juanfelipe!
@@ -3745,12 +2211,12 @@ etc...
 < CaptObviousman> few months now?
 < juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names
 < raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian.
-< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m nucking futs
-< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know is mexican.
-
+< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m
+nucking futs
+< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know
+is mexican.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #387
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:40:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #326, 2007-10-26
 %
 < nachox> hey people
 < XGizzmo> werd
@@ -3764,53 +2230,18 @@ etc...
 < rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is.
 < nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P
 < macavity> *fsck*
-< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the utmost in
-decorum, I assure you.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #388
-                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:40:48 UTC 
-%
-<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ??
-<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh
-<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory.
-<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us
-know what it says
-<SlayckX> ok
-<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s
-<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening
-<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a
-shar, which means that you need to execute it
-<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should
-do) and then running it
-<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either.
-<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing.
-<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh
-<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this
-<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute
-././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh
-<SlayckX> I already pasted this
-<sekhmet> *sigh*
-<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\"   2) pick one  3) copy-and-paste your whole
-terminal screen into it  4) post the link here
-<SlayckX> why?
-<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening...
-<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you?
-<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too
-<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead
-<SlayckX> yes that would be better.
-<SlayckX> bon appetit :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #389
-                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC 
+< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the
+utmost in decorum, I assure you.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #327, 2007-10-26
 %
 < rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #390
-                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:45:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #328, 2007-10-27
 %
-<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make to me ?
+<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make
+to me ?
 <greeg> terminaldummy: use your distros package manager
-<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where to start
+<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where
+to start
 <greeg> what distro terminaldummy
 <terminaldummy> i\'m trying to use os x terminal
 <greeg> they uasually come with make nowadays
@@ -3826,356 +2257,208 @@ terminal screen into it  4) post the link here
 <greeg> otherwise i wouldnt mind
 <terminaldummy> you use fink to do it i guess
 <greeg> google how to install packages with fink
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #391
-                                        Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #329, 2007-10-28
 %
-<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking for
-any heretics..
+<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking
+for any heretics..
 * heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
 <macavity> opps.. now he reset your connection again..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #392
-                                        Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #330, 2007-10-28
 %
 <+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of..
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #393
-                                        Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #331, 2007-10-28
 %
-* Dominian wears boxers year round
-* heret|c wears jeans year round
+ * Dominian wears boxers year round
+ * heret|c wears jeans year round
 < Dominian> oh and jeans
 < heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans
 < heret|c> not mall jeans
-< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing nothing
-but boxers ...
+< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing
+nothing but boxers ...
 < andarius> please burn out my eyes
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #394
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:43:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #332, 2007-10-29
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384
 < Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark!
 < Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/
-< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my uncle to
-divorce her.
+< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my
+uncle to divorce her.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #395
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:38:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #333, 2007-10-29
 %
-<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious problem
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #396
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:35 UTC 
+<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious
+problem
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #334, 2007-10-30
 %
-<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1  to something2 means:
-diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #397
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:40 UTC 
+<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1  to something2
+means: diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #335, 2007-10-30
 %
-<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- need at least
-22500 kB video meory
+<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed --
+need at least 22500 kB video meory
 <CarlFK> will that keep the display from working at all?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #398
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #336, 2007-10-30
 %
-<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key,
-it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\"
-<Kaapa>  ^V + tab
-<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard?
-<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v
-<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do   ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt
-:)
-<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #399
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC 
-%
-<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at the
-moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if there\'s
-something better
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #400
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:36 UTC 
+<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at
+the moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if
+there\'s something better
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #337, 2007-10-30
 %
 < andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :(
 < straterra> It\'s turning me on
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #401
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:42 UTC 
-%
-<C_Kode> Hey all.  How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures?
- I\'m not finding anything on Google.
-<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\"  pluggable authorization module
-<savetheWorld> (or something like that)
-<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #402
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #338, 2007-10-30
 %
 * drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
 <BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
 <drijen> well said!
-<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone female to
-talk to
+<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone
+female to talk to
 <straterra> Don\'t do that
 <straterra> We..have our quota for female
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #403
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:05 UTC 
-%
-* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
-<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
-<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with
-bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #404
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #339, 2007-10-30
 %
-< kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #405
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:54:43 UTC 
-%
-< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\"
-< thrice`> fuck, my company blows
-< Dominian> er..
-< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha
-< Dominian> lmao
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #406
-                                        Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC 
+ < kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #340, 2007-10-30
 %
 < straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys
 < BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #407
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:14:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #341, 2007-11-01
 %
 ( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #408
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:32:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #342, 2007-11-01
 %
-pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put  US Patent Law aside temp..:p
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #409
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:33:04 UTC 
+ pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put  US Patent Law aside
+ temp..:p
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #343, 2007-11-01
 %
 < needles> whos patrick
 < Motoko-chan> needles, PV.
 < CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #411
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:25:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #344, 2007-11-02
 %
 <Dougy> Is there a tool like wget for slackware?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #412
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #345, 2007-11-02
 %
 < Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India.
 < Rusty1> what\'s the area code?
 < Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #413
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:25 UTC 
-%
-<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\"
-Suspect:
-      \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\"
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #414
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #346, 2007-11-02
 %
 < avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/
 < mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI
 < avt3kk> oook
 < avt3kk> I type jfgi?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #415
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:32:51 UTC 
-%
-< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using
-8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why)
-< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right?
-< rob0> ok
-< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D
-< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL
--!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by
-peer\"]
-<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #416
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #347, 2007-11-03
 %
 <jp> How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives?
 <jp> Isn\'t there a command like scanbus?  or??
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #417
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #348, 2007-11-05
 %
 <edgy> $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l
 <edgy> -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab
 <edgy> no crontab for gutsy
-<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list and edit
-cron jobs?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #418
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:48 UTC 
+<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list
+and edit cron jobs?!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #349, 2007-11-05
 %
-<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont know
-which update adress to use..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #419
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:05 UTC 
+<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont
+know which update adress to use..
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #350, 2007-11-05
 %
 <jroes> is nfs also a kernel module device driver?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #420
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #351, 2007-11-05
 %
 < heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat
 iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #421
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:04:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #352, 2007-11-05
 %
 02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you?
-02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query window to
-talk to you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #422
-                                        Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:04:38 UTC 
-%
-<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in
-use\" due to a conflict with itself?
-<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port...
-<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird.
-<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #423
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC 
+02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query
+window to talk to you
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #353, 2007-11-05
 %
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 <hipodilski>  what is the windows equivalent com port of
 <hipodilski>  /dev/ttyBT0
 <hipodilski> ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #424
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #354, 2007-11-06
 %
 Dagmar: lusher00: Google
 lusher00: asking google is like asking you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #425
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:29:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #355, 2007-11-06
 %
-< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i choose a
-fix
+< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i
+choose a fix
 < mwalling> nullboy: crack
 < nullboy> yes, i am out of crack
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #426
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #356, 2007-11-08
 %
-<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end result
-was a massive collapse of the company
+<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end
+result was a massive collapse of the company
 <_sho_> :D
-<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in 1 week!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #427
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:38 UTC 
+<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in
+1 week!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #357, 2007-11-08
 %
 <+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :)
 <+rworkman> er, shit happens  :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #428
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:22:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #358, 2007-11-10
 %
 < Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #429
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #359, 2007-11-12
 %
-< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\"
+< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does
+everything I need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new
+panties.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #430
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #360, 2007-11-12
 %
-< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does everything I
-need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new panties.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #431
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:31:22 UTC 
+<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using
+root@localhost.localdomain for outbound email?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #361, 2007-11-14
 %
-<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using root@localhost.localdomain for
-outbound email?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #432
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:38 UTC 
-%
-< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not end in
-.tgz
+< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not
+end in .tgz
 < rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto.
-< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin america,
-specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we just play it by ear
-< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right?  ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #433
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:54 UTC 
+< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin
+america, specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we
+just play it by ear
+< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right?
+;-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #362, 2007-11-14
 %
 16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh
 16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #434
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #363, 2007-11-14
 %
 < fred> It's on par with lolita.
-< LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors
-who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was
-looking?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #435
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:11 UTC 
+ < LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors
+ who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was
+ looking?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #364, 2007-11-15
 %
 01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!!
 01:00 < nullboy> YAY
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #436
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #365, 2007-11-15
 %
 <Led_Zeppelin> is it possible to download a Macromedia file?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #438
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #366, 2007-11-15
 %
-<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts is
-just pathetic
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #439
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:44 UTC 
+<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts
+is just pathetic
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #367, 2007-11-15
 %
-<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install the
-sources?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #440
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:48 UTC 
+<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install
+the sources?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #368, 2007-11-15
 %
 * camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined
 #nwscript
@@ -4183,193 +2466,24 @@ sources?
 <Nevyn> Damn tease....
 <Ariel> guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl
 <Nevyn> We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #441
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:55:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #369, 2007-11-16
 %
-[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping tools and
-wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #442
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:40 UTC 
+[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping
+tools and wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #370, 2007-11-16
 %
 [15:22] <Alan_Hicks> Google knows all.
 [15:23] <mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live
 [15:24] <Alan_Hicks> First hit:  ***** Co, NY
 [15:24] <mwalling_> holy shit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #443
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #371, 2007-11-16
 %
 * mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #444
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:22 UTC 
-%
-< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ?
-< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #445
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC 
-%
-WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping.
-        Even so, this is worth the read... :-)
-
-<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear
-that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware
-cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with
-System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style   fact is
-slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style
-<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because
-we have inittab and runlevels.
-<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the
-initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc',
-<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program.
-<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like.
-<oneforall> BSD-style
-<oneforall> SysV-style read it
-<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as
-allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with
-rh and clones of it
-<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything.
-<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
-<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV
-init system
-<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is
-used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it .
-<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init.
-<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER
-<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so
-it is BSD-like in that aspect.
-<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style
-<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init
-<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V,
-but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard
-to see what that says
-<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok?
-<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think.
-<oneforall> its not
-<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside
-from a lot of these dinky embedded ones
-<oneforall> read
-<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system.
-<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not
-all like is clamied here
-<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init"
-<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots.
-<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init.
-<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels.
-<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file.
-<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a
-part of it and in a diffrent way than most
-<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init.
-<Dagmar> Not one little bit.
-<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to
-run based on that.
-<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though.
-<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts.  No more, and no less.
-<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this.
-<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method.
-<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make
-things modular.
-<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one
-thing
-<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time.
-<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both
-<oneforall> you just eat your own words
-<Motoko-chan> Huh?
-<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read.
-<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
-<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init
-<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what
-runlevel because it has no runlevels
-<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period.
-<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said
-trhere
-<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear
-<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV
-<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init"
-<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap
-<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how
-other modular systems do.
-<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility
-to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout*
-<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init.
-<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up?
-<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny
-it's existance.
-<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect
-Slackware's style.
-<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php
-<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used
-<rworkman> no.
-<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean
-<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
-<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS
-<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does
-*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv
-<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init.  Period.
-<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has
-helped me once to understand the difference.
-<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear
-<rworkman> Yes, it is.
-<Motoko-chan> Yes it is.
-<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux
-distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each
-runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one
-init script to each runlevel.
-<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim
-<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
-<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init"
-<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG.
-<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script
-<oneforall> notice they are init scripts
-<Motoko-chan> Correct.
-<Dagmar> So what?
-<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot.
-<Dagmar> We have an init daemon.
-<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is
-system-v init.
-<Dagmar> That makes us SysV.
-<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people
-<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD
-init
-<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo
-if you take out that part yopur
-fucked duh it only a f..g part
-<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot
-<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part.
-##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.
-##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by
-rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112
-<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know
-better.
-
-... and a few minutes later...
-
-<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air:
-<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify
-http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use
-SysV init.  It seems that some refuse to listen to reason.
-<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit
-being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the
-appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made
-manually)
-<Dagmar> hehe
-<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue?
-<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of
-us
-<rworkman> :)
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #446
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #372, 2007-11-16
 %
 < elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open
-              internet
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #447
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:25:35 UTC 
+	       internet
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #373, 2007-11-18
 %
 * Declan (Declan@2234E2B0.532EBF4E.D09A77EC.IP) has joined #codelove
 <Declan> Hey again toraton
@@ -4380,86 +2494,51 @@ us
 <toraton> username is declan
 <toraton> pass is the same as your login pass
 <Declan> Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #448
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:18:24 UTC 
-%
-[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined
-##slackware.
-[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of
-keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must
-[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P
-[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long
-[00:24] <dadexter> to read
-[00:24] <macavity> :P
-[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata
-[00:25] <macavity> you just got here
-[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta..
-[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally
-useless, and leave
-[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha
-[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P
-[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love
-goooooooooooooooooold"
-[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste
-[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #449
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #374, 2007-11-19
 %
 < kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ?
 < heret|c> bob, harry, and jack
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #450
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #375, 2007-11-19
 %
 15:49 < heret|c> *ahem*
 15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ
 15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem*
 15:50  * heret|c whistles innocently
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #451
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #376, 2007-11-19
 %
 < Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G
-         processors?
+	  processors?
 <@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel?
 
 * time passes *
 
 < Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp
 < Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue.
-< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that really
-matter?
+< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that
+really matter?
 < Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this.
 < mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the
-         status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much memory that
-is using
-< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I have about
-130 extensions now.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #452
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:40:03 UTC 
-%
-< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #453
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC 
+	  status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much
+	  memory that is using
+< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I
+have about 130 extensions now.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #377, 2007-11-19
 %
 < Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession.
 <+fred> Your arse, or your left hand?
 < Faux> I was going for the second.
 <+fred> Oh, ok.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #454
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:13:59 UTC 
-%
-11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The proc fan
-                       doesn't like to work very well at all, so if you start
-                       taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader on
-                       prom night
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #378, 2007-11-19
+%
+11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The
+proc fan
+			doesn't like to work very well at all, so if
+			you start
+			taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader
+			on
+			prom night
 11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that?
 11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes
 11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK)
@@ -4468,50 +2547,37 @@ is using
 11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay
 11:40 -!- ThomasY [i=straterr@slackadelic.com] has left ##woodchucks []
 11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #455
-                                        Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:23:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #379, 2007-11-20
 %
 ( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #456
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #380, 2007-11-22
 %
 <MrPocknix> Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer?
 <amphi> MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer
 <MrPocknix> thats is
 <MrPocknix> how do i open it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #457
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #381, 2007-11-22
 %
 <oberon> what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ?
 <daniel> It's probably in jail? :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #458
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #382, 2007-11-22
 %
-<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the LAN? like,
-across the internet?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #459
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:49 UTC 
+<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the
+LAN? like, across the internet?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #383, 2007-11-22
 %
-( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean slack
-is not for me
-
+( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean
+slack is not for me
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #460
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:04:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #384, 2007-11-22
 %
 < MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to
-                    use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel after u
-                    boot
+		     use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel
+		     after u
+		     boot
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #461
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:10:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #385, 2007-11-24
 %
 <drijen> scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit
 <scorchsaber> thruman unit?
@@ -4519,28 +2585,20 @@ is not for me
 <rob0_> Thurman.
 <drijen> has to be
 <tjm> i dont think uma thurman is very attractive.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #462
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:35:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #386, 2007-11-24
 %
 drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #463
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #387, 2007-11-24
 %
-< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you exempt
-porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #464
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:25:08 UTC 
+< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you
+exempt porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #388, 2007-11-25
 %
 < chopp>  /whowas x80
 < macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60
 < nullboy> haha
 < nullboy> YOU LOOSE
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #465
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #389, 2007-11-25
 %
 <BP{k}>        okay, everyone, the world is still safe.
 <andarius>    haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :(
@@ -4550,106 +2608,86 @@ porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs.
 <andarius>    pubic hair is safe?
 <andarius>    but it could be a choking hazard :(
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #466
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #390, 2007-11-27
 %
-rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he just needs to
-load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- no proto=imps
-nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he knows
-what's up
+rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he
+just needs to load the psmouse module with default kernel options --
+no proto=imps
+nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he
+knows what's up
 Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #467
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:55:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #391, 2007-11-28
 %
-< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their favorite
-without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, _read_ them.
-< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining licenses.
-Then you could get some very strange flavours...
+< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their
+favorite without worrying about actually ever having to, you know,
+_read_ them.
+< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining
+licenses. Then you could get some very strange flavours...
 < Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes?
 < Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #468
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:13:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #392, 2007-11-28
 %
 < mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you
-< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became a penis
-envy contest.
+< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became
+a penis envy contest.
 
 ... 10 Minutes Later...
 
 < Dagmar> Meh
 < Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row
 < thrice`> that's because it can detect lies
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #469
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:33:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #393, 2007-11-29
 %
 < nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you?
 < nullboy> i'm not feeling love
 < ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting
-< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that I loved
-you at some point in the past.
+< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that
+I loved you at some point in the past.
 < ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree...
 < ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #470
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:07:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #394, 2007-11-30
 %
 00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died
 00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish
-00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined ##woodchucks
+00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined
+##woodchucks
 00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off
 00:49 < Dominian> lol
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #471
-                                        Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:50:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #395, 2007-11-30
 %
-(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others in a clear
-and concise manner is a problem
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #472
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:03 UTC 
+(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others
+in a clear and concise manner is a problem
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #396, 2007-12-01
 %
 < fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #474
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #397, 2007-12-02
 %
 --> SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has joined #linux
 <SyntaxError> anyone know a good distro for laptops?
 <phyberoptix> the same one you use on your desktop
 <SyntaxError> nvm then
-<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux (Leaving)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #475
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:21 UTC 
+<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux
+(Leaving)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #398, 2007-12-03
 %
 < Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space.
 < Dagmar> You really don't.
 < Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes.
-< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to make cats
-explode?
+< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to
+make cats explode?
 < Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #476
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #399, 2007-12-03
 %
 < Dominian> yanking it now
 < Dominian> er.. cloning it now
 < Dominian> fsck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #477
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #400, 2007-12-04
 %
 < unixfool> noobfarm!
 < fuzzbawl> that's what she said
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #478
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #401, 2007-12-04
 %
 <Gargantua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png
 <Gargantua> pathetic
@@ -4662,65 +2700,51 @@ cross-platform incompatability.  OSX natively running KDE is a big step.
 <pilate> hahaha
 <pilate> omg
 <pilate> pathetic.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #479
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #402, 2007-12-06
 %
-<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as some
-sundry hacks that you can try
+<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as
+some sundry hacks that you can try
 <benjsh_> why is linux so complicated
 <benjsh_> it is not made for users
 * mwalling has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
 * phao (n=pedro@201.78.19.87) has left ##slackware
 <qartis> I was never good at philosophy
 <chris_punches> benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware
-manufacturing and hardware support problem.  Via refuses to cooperate with the
-open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers can be used in
-non-windows systems.
+manufacturing and hardware support problem.  Via refuses to cooperate
+with the open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers
+can be used in non-windows systems.
 <chris_punches> Blame predatory contracting.
 <chris_punches> As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #480
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #403, 2007-12-06
 %
 < fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #481
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #404, 2007-12-06
 %
 < briantumor> rh can suck my penis
-< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake with a
-salas
+< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake
+with a salas
 < rickyricon_> salad
-< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you up.. but man
-a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling feeling when your done..
-kind of like Slackware.
+< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you
+up.. but man a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling
+feeling when your done.. kind of like Slackware.
 < rickyricon_> hahaha
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #482
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:35:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #405, 2007-12-07
 %
 <@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women
 < guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #483
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:55:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #406, 2007-12-08
 %
-< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* thinking of
-pron!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #484
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:56:01 UTC 
+< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not*
+thinking of pron!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #407, 2007-12-08
 %
 < alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn?  Dagmar said  Ctrl+alt+Fn
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #485
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:41:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #408, 2007-12-09
 %
-< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you jumping
-right into the deepend with C/C++
+< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you
+jumping right into the deepend with C/C++
 < Invert314> i gave up on bash
 < Invert314> it's too hard
 < Invert314> i figure C will be easier
@@ -4729,100 +2753,71 @@ right into the deepend with C/C++
 < Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages
 < Invert314> none of it made sense
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #486
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:45:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #409, 2007-12-11
 %
 <Brad> It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #487
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:51:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #410, 2007-12-12
 %
 <straterra> nachox, all the great things in life are
 illegal..like...choloforming your gf
 <fuzzbawl> choloforming? does that require a special way to lean?
 <straterra> yes
 <straterra> gotta lean like a cholo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #488
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #411, 2007-12-13
 %
 12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me
 12:38 < mwalling_> \o/
 12:38 < mwalling_> /o/
-12:38 < mwalling_> \o\
+12:38 < mwalling_> \o
 12:38 < mwalling_> |o|
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #489
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #412, 2007-12-13
 %
 < fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package
 -!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #490
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:46 UTC 
-%
-<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they?
-<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!".
-
-(#totse @ slashnet.org)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #491
-                                        Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #413, 2007-12-13
 %
 < Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without
-             losing quality, is that possible?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #492
-                                        Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:56:49 UTC 
+	      losing quality, is that possible?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #414, 2007-12-16
 %
 <heatxsink> anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files?
 <erpo> heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;)
 <heatxsink> aw geez
 <heatxsink> great
-<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that you'll make
-a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law into something sane,
-I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file.
+<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that
+you'll make a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law
+into something sane, I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file.
 <heatxsink> interesting
 <heatxsink> okay sure
 <erpo> First install the unrar utility if you haven't already.
 <erpo> Then:
 <erpo> unrar e first-file-in-the-set
-<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent rar files.
+<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent
+rar files.
 <heatxsink> tahnks
 <heatxsink> donating n9ow
-<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of asking in
-#linuxhelp.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #493
-                                        Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:22:03 UTC 
+<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of
+asking in #linuxhelp.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #415, 2007-12-16
 %
-<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to warwick,
-parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #494
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:06:16 UTC 
+<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to
+warwick, parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #416, 2007-12-18
 %
-<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, how does
-it know which server to contact for the response?
+<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given,
+how does it know which server to contact for the response?
 <kasc> osmosis: black voodoo magic
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #495
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:03:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #417, 2007-12-18
 %
 <ricardo0o> hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #496
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #418, 2007-12-20
 %
-* LoganTheRed secks straterra
-* straterra moans
+ * LoganTheRed secks straterra
+ * straterra moans
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #497
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #419, 2007-12-20
 %
 < guinea-pig> whoa
 < guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance
@@ -4830,44 +2825,40 @@ it know which server to contact for the response?
 < guinea-pig> it's true.
 <@caker> Linode.  So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #498
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #420, 2007-12-21
 %
-< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up soldering
-< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment Rusty1?
+< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up
+soldering
+< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment
+Rusty1?
 < Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work
-* Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove
+ * Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove
 < Peikko> True
 < Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention
 < Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #499
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #421, 2007-12-24
 %
 < ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default
 < ka24> plus a zero or so
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #500
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #422, 2007-12-24
 %
 15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o
 15:48 < straterra> do^
 15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P
 15:50 < straterra> Yes I am
 15:50 < straterra> You are just sober
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #501
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #423, 2007-12-26
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway.
 < kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway
 < Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^)
-< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router in Buffalo
-< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public IP address?
+< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router
+in Buffalo
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public
+IP address?
 < Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem.
-< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which goes to the
-main thing
+< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which
+goes to the main thing
 < Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing.
 < kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ...
 < Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute.
@@ -4877,76 +2868,13 @@ main thing
 < Alan_Hicks> WTF?!  C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator>
 < Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #502
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:06 UTC 
-%
-< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle?
-< dadexter_laptop> no
-< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra
-< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it
-< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you?
-< mwalling_> straterra: you want it?
-< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine
-< straterra> Want...what?
-< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle
-< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle
-< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels
-< straterra> Especially not people named Mark
-< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich
-< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad
-day
-< dadexter_laptop> wait
-< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle???
-< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want
-it
-< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy
-< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich???
-< mwalling_> no
-< bird603568> :o
-< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich.
-< mwalling_> next to my sandwich
-< straterra> In your mouth?
-< mwalling_> in the same box
-< mwalling_> i don't like pickles
-< dadexter_laptop> me neither
-< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor
-for your anus?
-< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues
-< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense
-< bird603568> no pickle would  be penis
-< straterra> Duh
-< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle
-< mwalling_> yes.
-< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar
-< plee> yes.. some people do that
-< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a
-freakin week
-< mwalling_> ok
-< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm...
-< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle
-< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle?
-< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted
-< mwalling_> lengthwise
-< straterra> Hmm
-< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!!
-< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit
-< mwalling_> going once!
-< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it
-< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost?
-< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone
-< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it
-< plee> hehe
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #504
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #424, 2007-12-27
 %
 * LizardKing sss...
 < cpunches> I don't get it.  Why does he slither?
-< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk...  you slither...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #505
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:36 UTC 
+< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk...
+you slither...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #425, 2007-12-30
 %
 <thrice`> damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark
 <straterra> Whaaa
@@ -4954,9 +2882,7 @@ freakin week
 <thrice`> yeah, hit her in the face
 <thrice`> then verbally degrade her
 <thrice`> then take 3 stickers
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #506
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #426, 2007-12-30
 %
 < mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass
 < Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now?
@@ -4967,113 +2893,87 @@ freakin week
 < Dominian> hahaha
 < thrice`> oh
 < thrice`> ;)
-< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup just
-isn't for me
+< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup
+just isn't for me
 < Dominian> s/by/but
 < thrice`> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #508
-                                        Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:08:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #427, 2007-12-31
 %
 < qkit> morn
 (10 minutes pass)
 < eroc> s/morn/moron/
 < eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :)
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #509
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:51:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #428, 2008-01-01
 %
 < BP{k}> holy testical thursday
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #510
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #429, 2008-01-03
 %
 < fred> it's *HUGE*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #511
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #430, 2008-01-03
 %
 < straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #512
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:15:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #431, 2008-01-03
 %
-< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, not in arm
-wrestling
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #513
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:47:54 UTC 
+< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop,
+not in arm wrestling
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #432, 2008-01-07
 %
-< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to cut one.  I
-thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out of the gate, AND
-we're sitting in leather chairs
-< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one of those
-moments you feel to have to share
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #514
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:58 UTC 
+< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to
+cut one.  I thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out
+of the gate, AND we're sitting in leather chairs
+< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one
+of those moments you feel to have to share
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #433, 2008-01-07
 %
 <Turk-Admin> hi
 <Turk-Admin> every budy
 <Turk-Admin> im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #515
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #434, 2008-01-10
 %
 <etronik> Hi all!  is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux)
 distribution?
 <etronik> I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk
 <RichiH> etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux
-<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have mispelled it
-:-) thanks
+<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have
+mispelled it :-) thanks
 <RichiH> np :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #516
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #435, 2008-01-10
 %
 * LoganTheRed humps your leg
 * straterra moans
 < straterra> Haaarrrder
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #517
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #436, 2008-01-11
 %
-< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance known to
-man.
+< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance
+known to man.
 < mwalling_> what is diamond?
 < Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull'
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #518
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #437, 2008-01-11
 %
 < farabi> I got this error when running svn:
 < farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2:
-               cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
+		cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
 <@fred> install sasl.
 < farabi> thanks fred
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #519
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #438, 2008-01-11
 %
-Logan:  <so wants to order this Intel q600
-Logan:  q660
-Logan:  q6600 fucking bastard damnit!
-drijen:  l2tyoe!
-drijen:  oh fuck me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #520
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:31 UTC 
+ Logan:  <so wants to order this Intel q600
+ Logan:  q660
+ Logan:  q6600 fucking bastard damnit!
+ drijen:  l2tyoe!
+ drijen:  oh fuck me.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #439, 2008-01-13
 %
 <Milencho> can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5*
 <Milencho> and install the new?
-<Fatb0y> yes you could  you just have to build the new
+<Fatb0y> yes you could	you just have to build the new
 <Milencho> where can i find 4.0 tgz packet?
 * Marcus_ (n=Marcus@d90-128-61-126.cust.tele2.de) has joined ##slackware
 <BP{k}> not anywhere afaik.
-<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself.  i have not seen any .tgz's
-yet.
+<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself.  i have not seen any
+.tgz's yet.
 <spook> Milencho: be patient
 <Milencho> good idea, i will wait a week ;]
 <Milencho> or two
@@ -5081,18 +2981,19 @@ yet.
 <Fatb0y> or remove and installpkg  whichever
 <Milencho> i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet
 <Milencho> i will wait ;)
-<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may have
-serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ?
+<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may
+have serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ?
 <Marcus_> but there are already some packages available by mytux
-<Marcus_> http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/
+<Marcus_>
+http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/
 <Marcus_> it installs to /opt
-<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie ..
-kdepim
+<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie
+.. kdepim
 <Marcus_> of course you can.
 <Marcus_> you know svn?
 <BP{k}> yes, in that way you can :P
-<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en.  i would
-just like to read what they did if anything important on there.
+<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en.
+i would just like to read what they did if anything important on there.
 <BP{k}> I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :)
 <Marcus_> its your choice.
 <Marcus_> perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site
@@ -5103,98 +3004,42 @@ just like to read what they did if anything important on there.
 <BP{k}> I will be stunned and shocked if he did.
 <ayaz> I will ditch slackware if he did.
 <BP{k}> ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #521
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:36 UTC 
-%
-16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has
-joined #debian
-16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey
-16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me
-16:21 < lamby> !ask
-16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem
-with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try
-             to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___."
-Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or
-             pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all
-volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't
-             get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine
-16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #522
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #440, 2008-01-13
 %
 -!- eilart1 [n=matteo@151.66.190.135] has joined #amarok
 < eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers
 < eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber
-< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site i login
+< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site
+i login
 < emunkki> what the heck are you talking about?
 < eilart1> amarok
 < hurra> 0o
 < emunkki> uhm...
 < fred> /o\\
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #523
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:53:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #441, 2008-01-13
 %
 < lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #524
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:01:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #442, 2008-01-13
 %
 ( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher
 ( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C.
 ( Qrawl_) the steps guy
 ( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #525
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:34 UTC 
-%
-< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that
-they put on hair dryers.  They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it.
-< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the
-rinse and repeat
-< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing.  See? People
-don't follow directions.
-< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #526
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #443, 2008-01-15
 %
 ( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #527
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:52 UTC 
-%
-< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #528
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #444, 2008-01-15
 %
 < JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled.
 < straterra> Speak for yourself
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #529
-                                        Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:49:01 UTC 
-%
-< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock"
-< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about
-fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #530
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #445, 2008-01-17
 %
 < thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living?
 < mwalling_> not sure
 < mwalling_> but he works night shifts
 < straterra> IRC server tester
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #531
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #446, 2008-01-18
 %
 < UFOzx> hi all
 < straterra> hi
@@ -5207,87 +3052,62 @@ fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy
 < straterra> how do you live?
 < UFOzx> but i'm from russia
 < UFOzx> how life in america :) ?
-* mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms....
+ * mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms....
 < straterra> mwalling: asl?
 < straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #532
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:26 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what
-screen does!"
-< mwalling> hehehe
-< vbatts> ha
-< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it
-* CaptObviousman face palms
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #533
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #447, 2008-01-19
 %
 < alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #534
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:36:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #448, 2008-01-19
 %
 < nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ?
-< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were fscking?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #536
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:40:42 UTC 
-%
-< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) is a lot
-easier than you may think.
-< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, all
-going in different directions that gets ugly
+< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were
+fscking?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #449, 2008-01-20
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing)
+is a lot easier than you may think.
+< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once,
+all going in different directions that gets ugly
 < Alan_Hicks> True.
-< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a country
-filled with airplanes?
-< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't like?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #537
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:15:11 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a
+country filled with airplanes?
+< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't
+like?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #450, 2008-01-21
 %
 11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants
 11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #538
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:32:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #451, 2008-01-22
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for you. I make
-a very good living getting paid to do things other people don't want to do.
+< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for
+you. I make a very good living getting paid to do things other people
+don't want to do.
 < samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee
-< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies need love
-too!
+< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies
+need love too!
 < mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU
 * mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #539
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #452, 2008-01-22
 %
 < DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address?
 < Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1
 < Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #540
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #453, 2008-01-22
 %
 <straterra> I'm pretty buff
 <andarius> like in turtle wax ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #541
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #454, 2008-01-22
 %
-< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a rock in a
-pool
+< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a
+rock in a pool
 < Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density
 < andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well
 < cpunches> i float
 < straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #542
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:31:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #455, 2008-01-22
 %
 < straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k?
 < W|GGL|T> ATDT
@@ -5302,68 +3122,50 @@ KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 < W|GGL|T> <busy tone>
 < rob0_> NO CARRIER
 < mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH
-< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP BEEP BEEP
-BEEP BEEP BEEP
+< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP
+BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
 < straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #543
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #456, 2008-01-22
 %
 < slackerpete> phrag, its so small
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #544
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #457, 2008-01-25
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it and I'll
-eat it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #545
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:16 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it
+and I'll eat it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #458, 2008-01-25
 %
 <@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway?
 <@serclappie> no it wont i believe
 <@serclappie> oh and additionally
 <@serclappie> its Leopard
 <@serclappie> not OSX
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #546
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #459, 2008-01-25
 %
-15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs faster?
-               <i look at ebuild's name>
+15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs
+faster?
+		<i look at ebuild's name>
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #547
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #460, 2008-01-25
 %
-<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a picture
-of some guy opening up his butthole
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #548
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:11 UTC 
+<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a
+picture of some guy opening up his butthole
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #461, 2008-01-25
 %
-< SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic
-messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #549
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:54 UTC 
+ < SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear
+ satanic messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will
+ install Windows!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #462, 2008-01-27
 %
 < mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!!
 < mwalling> </tomcruise>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #550
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #463, 2008-01-27
 %
 macavity humps fred
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #551
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #464, 2008-01-28
 %
 < phrag> what just happened
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #552
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #465, 2008-01-28
 %
 22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S
 22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i
@@ -5373,16 +3175,7 @@ macavity humps fred
 22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill?  cuz you're gonna get ravaged
 22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #553
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:44 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> I love this laptop stand
-< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it?
-< Dominian> They call it the "erection"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #554
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #466, 2008-01-28
 %
 < nullboy> fuck this sun thing
 < mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis
@@ -5393,224 +3186,128 @@ macavity humps fred
 < nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port
 < nullboy> with heat transfer grease too
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #555
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #467, 2008-01-28
 %
-< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + 2) ?
+< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x +
+2) ?
 < Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42
-< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a real number
+< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a
+real number
 < Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42
 < theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys
 < Alan_Hicks> You're welcome.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #556
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:52:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #468, 2008-01-28
 %
 < myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #557
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #469, 2008-01-28
 %
 < myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #558
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #470, 2008-01-28
 %
 < DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now
 < rworkman> Hari Kari
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #559
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:30:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #471, 2008-01-29
 %
 < dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #560
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:56:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #472, 2008-01-29
 %
 <@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt
 <@Dagmar> Satan might.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #561
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:00:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #473, 2008-01-29
 %
 < myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the
-                  basement for 3 days and it'll work again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #562
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:14 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear
-                  holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #563
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC 
+		   basement for 3 days and it'll work again
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #474, 2008-01-29
 %
 <WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite
 <Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b
 <WIldnQIk> tell me
 <Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #564
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:16 UTC 
-%
-<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea?
-<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews
-<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do
-is make money from it
-<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont
-make him money to further the zionist agenda
-<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by
-gays?!?! WTF
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #565
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #475, 2008-01-30
 %
 < straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #566
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:43:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #476, 2008-01-30
 %
 <straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #567
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:44:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #477, 2008-01-30
 %
 < cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically
-                  improve Debian overnight.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #568
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:57:32 UTC 
-%
-(Brian is a coworker)
-
-Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project
-Straterra: STD
-Brian: stuff to do?                                
-Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do
-Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better
-Brian: I like mine better. :)
-Straterra: I do too
-Straterra: I think I shall steal it
-Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake?
-Straterra: lol
-Straterra: Dude
-Straterra: Rename RT that
-Brian: STFU would rock
-Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com
-Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #569
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC 
+		   improve Debian overnight.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #478, 2008-01-30
 %
 < straterra> COME ON
-::: straterra whines
-< straterra> Come ooooonnnn
-< acidchild> bitch
-< fred> straterra's my bitch.
-< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy
-< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date
-< fred> Distance is an issue.
+ ::: straterra whines
+ < straterra> Come ooooonnnn
+ < acidchild> bitch
+ < fred> straterra's my bitch.
+ < straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy
+ < straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date
+ < fred> Distance is an issue.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #570
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #479, 2008-01-30
 %
 < TeMagic> !ask
-<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the
-problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...)
-< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I
-can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no
-internet and no updates...
+<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly
+what the problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what
+architecture, etc...)
+< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But
+I can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence
+no internet and no updates...
 < TeMagic> nobody knows?
 < TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway
 < TeMagic> bye
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #571
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:00:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #480, 2008-02-01
 %
-< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully functional
-computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion
+< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully
+functional computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #572
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:46 UTC 
-%
-<USCA> us & ca universities
-<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities
-<amrit|wrk> huh?
-<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;)
-<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;)
-<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #573
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #481, 2008-02-03
 %
-<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing the
-/etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't recognize a root
-account?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #574
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:03 UTC 
+<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing
+the /etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't
+recognize a root account?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #482, 2008-02-03
 %
 02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time
 02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me
-02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron comes
-from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-)
+02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron
+comes from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-)
 02:57 < exile777> rofl
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #575
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #483, 2008-02-03
 %
 < Astiv> what's the future of asm?
 < lleksah> lol
 < lleksah> nice one
 < lleksah> 8/10
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #576
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:01:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #484, 2008-02-03
 %
 < AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc
 <@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #577
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:07:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #485, 2008-02-03
 %
 < patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #578
-                                        Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:50:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #486, 2008-02-04
 %
-< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does not,
-like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #579
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:20:08 UTC 
+< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does
+not, like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #487, 2008-02-05
 %
 <sebbs> could someone help me?
 <sebbs> my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #580
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #488, 2008-02-06
 %
 <fouroftwenty> lol, what is this samba?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #581
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #489, 2008-02-06
 %
 < fred> IA64 -> x86-64:
 < fred> <intel> I made you a 64-bit processor
 < fred> <amd> But I eated it.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #583
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #490, 2008-02-07
 %
-< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last night you
-dork :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #584
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:27 UTC 
+< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last
+night you dork :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #491, 2008-02-07
 %
 < straterra> You have a woman
 < straterra> Make her make us some drinks!
@@ -5618,70 +3315,43 @@ dork :)
 * straterra has a woman too
 < straterra> Just..not in yelling distance
 < straterra> Dominian: ping
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #585
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:10 UTC 
-%
-< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger
- "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a
-snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #586
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #492, 2008-02-07
 %
 < rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #587
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:23:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #493, 2008-02-08
 %
 * rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #588
-                                        Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:55:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #494, 2008-02-08
 %
 <fuo> hi
 <fuo> what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #589
-                                        Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:34:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #495, 2008-02-09
 %
 < rworkman> man 8 buttplug
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #590
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:37:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #496, 2008-02-09
 %
 < MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #591
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:40:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #497, 2008-02-09
 %
 < MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX?
 < MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #592
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:48:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #498, 2008-02-09
 %
 <livinded> as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #593
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:11:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #499, 2008-02-10
 %
 < fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #594
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #500, 2008-02-11
 %
-< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda backups
-fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files .. might that be the
-reason?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #595
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:06 UTC 
+< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda
+backups fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files
+.. might that be the reason?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #501, 2008-02-11
 %
 < Dominian> great..
-< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting in a relay
-rack configuration
+< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting
+in a relay rack configuration
 < Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME>
 < Dominian> Send me non-versarails
 < eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways
@@ -5689,82 +3359,63 @@ rack configuration
 < Dominian> lmfao
 < thrice> lol
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #596
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #502, 2008-02-11
 %
-< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday.  Which
-makes typing Es a little tingly.
-< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e in it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #597
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:54 UTC 
+< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday.
+Which makes typing Es a little tingly.
+< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e
+in it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #503, 2008-02-11
 %
 < Dominian> !topic remove 6
 <@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #598
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #504, 2008-02-11
 %
 < straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd!
 < straterra> freenode^
 < straterra> better and smarter?
 < rworkman> Well, it was. ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #599
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #505, 2008-02-11
 %
 <andarius> JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with
-<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow.  Your idea is intriguing; can I join
-your mailing list?
+<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow.  Your idea is intriguing; can
+I join your mailing list?
 <andarius> only if you can string an inode :P
 <andarius> we have standrads :)
 <andarius> but spelling is not one of them ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #600
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #506, 2008-02-11
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn where the
-sun doesn't shine.
+ < Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn
+ where the sun doesn't shine.
 < JKWood> Urrr...
 < rob0> oooooooh that burns
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #601
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #507, 2008-02-11
 %
 <sybariten> isnt rmuser a linux standard command?
 <sybariten> i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #602
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #508, 2008-02-11
 %
 <nix_chix0r> i dont feel like shopping online for sperm
 <nix_chix0r> figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #603
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #509, 2008-02-12
 %
 < naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz
 < naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
 < naji-> whats lz?
 < Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib.
 < naji-> it wasnt me i swear
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #604
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:14:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #510, 2008-02-12
 %
 < ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years?
 <@mattl> ams: yes.
 < ams> it has?
 <@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE
-              MANAGER?!
+	       MANAGER?!
 <@mattl> ams: seriously. step down.
 <@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more
-              capable release manager, like... anyone, do it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #605
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:36:55 UTC 
+	       capable release manager, like... anyone, do it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #511, 2008-02-12
 %
 From #gnu:
 
@@ -5775,66 +3426,36 @@ baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people
 j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh*
 ams: then we are three
 ams: mattl is even worse than us!
-amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking a social
-life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for drooling?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #606
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:47:08 UTC 
-%
-16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short:  I was in Wal-Mart checking
-out.  I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the
-woman behind me says "You have a dog?"  I couldn't resist.
-<+rworkman> Me: "Nope.  I'm getting back on the Purina diet.  I used to weigh
-over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it."  She says, "You look
-like you lost more than that."
-<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out
-last week."
-<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?"    Me: "No."
-<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car
-hit me"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #607
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC 
+amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking
+a social life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for
+drooling?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #512, 2008-02-12
 %
 <Dagmar> I've exactly zero printing mojo.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #608
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #513, 2008-02-12
 %
 22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #609
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #514, 2008-02-12
 %
 < JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #610
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #515, 2008-02-12
 %
 <rob0> maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #611
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #516, 2008-02-12
 %
 < clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about...
 < clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one?
 < fophillips> Urm...
 < fophillips> No hardware support?
 < fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #612
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #517, 2008-02-12
 %
 <gore_> Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #613
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #518, 2008-02-12
 %
-<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, you should
-guess again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #614
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:55 UTC 
+<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed,
+you should guess again
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #519, 2008-02-12
 %
 <JKWood> rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that?
 <rob0> sorry I'm slow tonight
@@ -5847,33 +3468,25 @@ guess again
 <rworkman> dot.org
 <gore_> Celebrty rehab?
 <JKWood> Yep.
-<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the public
-they're sorry they know how to have fun
+<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the
+public they're sorry they know how to have fun
 <JKWood> You're not famous yet, although you will be.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #615
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:49:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #520, 2008-02-12
 %
 <acidchild> you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #616
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:11:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #521, 2008-02-12
 %
-<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location of my
-external ip?
+<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location
+of my external ip?
 <andrea23> how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #617
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:20:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #522, 2008-02-12
 %
-<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total war, or
-dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not sure whch to play
-:( and not sure which performs best on slackware, been a while since I setup
-wine for it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #619
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:01:33 UTC 
+<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total
+war, or dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not
+sure whch to play :( and not sure which performs best on slackware,
+been a while since I setup wine for it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #523, 2008-02-13
 %
 < NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually?
 < NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4
@@ -5889,74 +3502,48 @@ wine for it
 < NopaTop> i've never had to do it before
 < NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #620
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:59:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #524, 2008-02-13
 %
 < danopia`school> is IRC = email?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #621
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:47:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #525, 2008-02-13
 %
--!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked up,
-again. See you in a bit!]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #622
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:37 UTC 
+-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked
+up, again. See you in a bit!]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #526, 2008-02-13
 %
 < skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App?
-<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; /etc/rc.d/rc.syslog
-restart ; chvt 12
-<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not written to
-files.
-<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little bit
-further.
-<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing bad has
-happened.  ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #623
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:52 UTC 
+<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ;
+/etc/rc.d/rc.syslog restart ; chvt 12
+<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not
+written to files.
+<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little
+bit further.
+<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing
+bad has happened.  ;-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #527, 2008-02-13
 %
 <faileas> i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #624
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:56 UTC 
-%
-<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless
-<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy
-<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer."
-<thrice`> <3
-<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around?
-<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister
-<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend
-<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the
-last three lines, I've no idea what it was
-<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here
-<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #625
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #528, 2008-02-13
 %
-< dadexter_laptop> he's your mom
-< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a snake venom
-out of her random lovers love-parts
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #626
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:07 UTC 
+ < dadexter_laptop> he's your mom
+< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a
+snake venom out of her random lovers love-parts
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #529, 2008-02-13
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 <nullboy> you bastards where the hell have you all been
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #627
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:11:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #530, 2008-02-13
 %
 < mwalling_> question asked... lets see how long until i get my ass hole
-                  reamed out
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #628
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:50 UTC 
-%
-< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P
-< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same  subnet as
-the host OS
-< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes
-< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/
-< JKWood> Not this again...
--!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck
-< rob0> WOW it worked!!
-< nullboy> lmao
-< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ?
--!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination
-connected"]
-< andarius> sweet
-< rob0> That worked too!
-< Buggaboo> What worked?
-< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null
+		   reamed out
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #629
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #531, 2008-02-13
 %
-<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should move the
-binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the info needed to find
-the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be on the filesystem
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #630
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:45 UTC 
+<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should
+move the binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the
+info needed to find the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be
+on the filesystem
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #532, 2008-02-13
 %
-< JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #631
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:47 UTC 
+ < JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #533, 2008-02-13
 %
 < straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M
-sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #632
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:48 UTC 
+sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were
+fruitless
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #534, 2008-02-13
 %
 <limac> what was the first unix OS?
 <limac> minix?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #633
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #535, 2008-02-13
 %
 < emma> what are the advantages of slackware?
 < nullboy> emma: control
@@ -6250,66 +3837,47 @@ sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless
 < emma> wow you guys like control!
 < rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #634
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #536, 2008-02-13
 %
 <rob0> Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it.
 <rworkman> rob0: assholes?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #635
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #537, 2008-02-13
 %
 <rworkman> I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #636
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #538, 2008-02-13
 %
-* fred is a fan of /boot/ponies
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #637
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:59 UTC 
+ * fred is a fan of /boot/ponies
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #539, 2008-02-14
 %
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 <Dominian> and .. a bus just drove by again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #638
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #540, 2008-02-14
 %
 <emma> movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #639
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:16:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #541, 2008-02-15
 %
-<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical memory
-modules are installed without needing to pop the case open and look?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #640
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:00 UTC 
+<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical
+memory modules are installed without needing to pop the case open
+and look?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #542, 2008-02-15
 %
 <Picachoo>  how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading
 updates? in kubuntu
-<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show some
-curtesy, and wait for answers there
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #641
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:05 UTC 
+<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show
+some curtesy, and wait for answers there
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #543, 2008-02-15
 %
 <K-Mash> hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #642
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #544, 2008-02-15
 %
-<limac>           well, g2g to good old bed :)
-<JKWood> I wish I was there.
-<limac>           see ya people tomorrow
-<JKWood> Well... my bed.
-<limac>            bbye
-<JKWood> Not your bed.
-<limac>            :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #643
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:11 UTC 
+<limac>		   well, g2g to good old bed :)
+<JKWood>	I wish I was there.
+<limac>		   see ya people tomorrow
+<JKWood>	Well... my bed.
+<limac>		    bbye
+<JKWood>	Not your bed.
+<limac>		   :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #545, 2008-02-15
 %
 r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg
 r3vld: thats the picture
@@ -6331,291 +3899,145 @@ nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up
 r3vld: no redhat
 nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting
 nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting
-r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get slackware
+r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get
+slackware
 r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error
 r3vld: :(
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #644
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:15 UTC 
-%
-sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages
-OsamaK: "manpages"?
-sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #645
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #546, 2008-02-15
 %
 <pasta> wow, people still use slackware?
 <Dominian> wow people still ask stupid questions?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #646
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #547, 2008-02-15
 %
 <pasta> what is slackware known for?
 <dadexter_laptop> not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #647
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #548, 2008-02-15
 %
-<Dagmar> I go to installfests and freaking birds practically follow me around
-singing birdsong of harmony
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #648
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:31 UTC 
+<Dagmar>	I go to installfests and freaking birds practically
+follow me around singing birdsong of harmony
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #549, 2008-02-15
 %
 < jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on
 integrating youtube into totem
 < jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/
 < Alan_Hicks> Pot.
 < InspectorCluseau> GPot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #649
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #550, 2008-02-15
 %
 <Liono>  why i cant see etc/sudoers    i have enabled to show hidden files
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #650
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #551, 2008-02-15
 %
-<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i have to
-backup and restore on a new empty raid?
+<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i
+have to backup and restore on a new empty raid?
 <memeyou> does that question make sense?
 <memeyou> or mdadm, that is
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #651
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #552, 2008-02-15
 %
 <xp_prg> anyone know a good youtube proxy?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #652
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #553, 2008-02-15
 %
-<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root file
-system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #653
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:29 UTC 
-%
-<GoRpO> i have a problem ..
-<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ...
-<ciosad> doh
-<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ?
-<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs
-<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs
-partition
-<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see
-http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc
-<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition
-<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be
-execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is
-a ntfs partition
-<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ?
-<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at
-http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk
-<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within
-linux.
-<GoRpO> omg
-<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;)
-<sethk> amphi, thank you  :)
-<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can
-kiss that fs goodbye
-<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator).
- That's just hideous
-<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for
-rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror
-reanimator" ;)
-<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh?
-<sekhmet> amphi: Quite
-<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was
-sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs
-<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment
-<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is
-interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable...
-<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido "
-<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment
-<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;)
-<sethk> reiser will kill you ....   :)
-<amphi> heh
-<GoRpO> hehe
-<GoRpO> reiser just killed me
-<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs
-partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a
-reiser fs, bailing"
-<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe
-<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good
-<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #654
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC 
+<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root
+file system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #554, 2008-02-15
 %
 < Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies]
 < Triviette>  B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn
-                  Monroe
+		   Monroe
 < Triviette>  actually could act.
 < Triviette> Hint: _ _ _   _ _ _ _
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #655
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:07:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #555, 2008-02-16
 %
 <laptor> <sekhmet> I like gentoo but it's very hard :(
-<sethk> it's not hard.  It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard.
-<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken.  Gentoo is OMGFAST.  ZOOOOOOOOM!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #656
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:33 UTC 
+<sethk> it's not hard.	It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard.
+<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken.  Gentoo is OMGFAST.
+ZOOOOOOOOM!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #556, 2008-02-16
 %
 < Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow
 < Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #657
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #557, 2008-02-16
 %
-< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop in it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #658
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:40 UTC 
+< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop
+in it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #558, 2008-02-16
 %
 <Killab33z> where is my .wine directory?
 <sethk> Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it  :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #659
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:36:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #559, 2008-02-16
 %
-<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered 4 discs
-that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The /dev/sdx1 devices
-are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all discs as spares
+<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered
+4 discs that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The
+/dev/sdx1 devices are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all
+discs as spares
 <daniel> Ah
 <daniel> Ok, I -A --force'ed them
-<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought the new
-mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D
+<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought
+the new mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D
 <daniel> Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #660
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #560, 2008-02-16
 %
-<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely
-will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will
-recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the
-stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #661
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:23 UTC 
+<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before
+X? namely will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add
+a command that will recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have
+to mess around with the stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #561, 2008-02-16
 %
-<straterra> uh..no
-<straterra> and..guess what
-<straterra> im not in a pc
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #662
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:35 UTC 
+<straterra>	uh..no
+<straterra>	and..guess what
+<straterra>	im not in a pc
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #562, 2008-02-17
 %
 <DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio.
 <Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25
-<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- -
+<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...--
+-.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- -
 <theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode?
-<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer
-is totally invisible.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #663
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:39 UTC 
-%
-< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games
-                 come with their own stuff if it's required
-< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running
-             standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key.
-< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before
-< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games
-< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever.
-< fred> steam's think does it too
-< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't
-< fred> it does
-< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine
-< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely
-                 cooperates with cedega to work on linux
-< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was
-             good, and worked with anti-cheat companies?
-< fred> *headdesk*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #664
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC 
+<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the
+commputer is totally invisible.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #563, 2008-02-17
 %
 <+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though
-             my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used
-             for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my
-             account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say
-             that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original
-             order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that
-             order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from
-             them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again
-             after that now.)
+	      my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the
+	      card used
+	      for that order to one with the right address, and have
+	      locked my
+	      account, and blacklisted my name/address combination,
+	      and say
+	      that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the
+	      original
+	      order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled
+	      that
+	      order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy
+	      stuff from
+	      them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening
+	      again
+	      after that now.)
 <+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #665
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #564, 2008-02-18
 %
 < christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #666
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #565, 2008-02-18
 %
-< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all
-the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his
-hands in his tiny, POS saturn.
+< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus
+music all the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping
+and raising his hands in his tiny, POS saturn.
 < LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #667
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:30 UTC 
-%
-<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname?
-<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym"
-<Dominian> haha
-<fred> JKWood: *SLAP*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #668
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #566, 2008-02-18
 %
-<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #669
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:53:16 UTC 
+<systemloc>	straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back
+to sleep :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #567, 2008-02-18
 %
 < acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans.
 < acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now
 < straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award!
 < straterra> DING DING DING DING!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #671
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:59:54 UTC 
-%
-Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support....
-
-I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts.  This was some years
-ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password.  I actually got them
-to give me whatever I needed.  The conversation went something like this.
-
-"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?"
-"My what?"
-"Your government contract ID number."
-"We don't have that information anymore."
-"You should have received that with..."
-"You don't understand.  That information is on one of our servers, and that
-server has crashed.  It's the one I was calling you about."
-"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions
-to verify your identity.  Is Commissioner So-and-so there?"
-(This is where the lie got really good.)
-"Oh great!"
-"Is there a problem sir?"
-"Yes there's a problem.  He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges."
-"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor."
-
-Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #672
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #568, 2008-02-18
 %
 < livinded> whoa
 < livinded> nice netsplit
@@ -6625,18 +4047,14 @@ Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question.
 < dadexter_laptop> that's what she said
 < livinded> wow, I walked right into that one
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #673
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:13:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #569, 2008-02-18
 %
 <MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time?
 <theatro> can you get the fake one?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #674
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #570, 2008-02-18
 %
-< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and desktop and
-email so I can giggle
+< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and
+desktop and email so I can giggle
 < straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San
 Francisco...
 < straterra> *cringe*
@@ -6644,15 +4062,11 @@ Francisco...
 * mwalling_ giggles
 < mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #676
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #571, 2008-02-18
 %
 < peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #677
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #572, 2008-02-18
 %
 03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS
 03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys
@@ -6663,11 +4077,10 @@ Francisco...
 03:25 < mwalling_> er
 03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #678
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #573, 2008-02-18
 %
-< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd like it
+< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd
+like it
 < straterra> Lies
 < gore_> What kind of music do you like?
 < BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;)
@@ -6675,56 +4088,42 @@ Francisco...
 < straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats
 < JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it.
 < JKwood> You'd love it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #679
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:19:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #574, 2008-02-18
 %
 * spook fscks Dominian
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #680
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #575, 2008-02-19
 %
 <Anarkhi> anyone here?
 <theatro> just ask
 <Anarkhi> i have
-* theatro has quit (""Mummy, do robots make babies?"")
-<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and quiting -.-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #681
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:21 UTC 
+* theatro has quit ("Mummy, do robots make babies?")
+<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and
+quiting -.-
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #576, 2008-02-19
 %
-< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take before there
-is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary.
-
+< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take
+before there is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #682
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #577, 2008-02-19
 %
 * fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #683
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:14:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #578, 2008-02-19
 %
-<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a weight
-complex?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #685
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:19 UTC 
+<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a
+weight complex?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #579, 2008-02-19
 %
-<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to?  sudo cat fstab.txt >> /etc/fstab
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #686
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:37 UTC 
+<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to?  sudo cat fstab.txt >>
+/etc/fstab
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #580, 2008-02-19
 %
 22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so
 22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall?
 23:08 < Pensicola> distracted
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #687
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #581, 2008-02-20
 %
-[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted point of
-view it only exists out of customary procedure
+[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted
+point of view it only exists out of customary procedure
 [16:59] <andarius> lol
 [16:59] <deoks> Yes.
 [16:59] <deoks> Some do see people as programs :)
@@ -6733,15 +4132,15 @@ view it only exists out of customary procedure
 permissions :D
 [17:00] <nullboy> lol
 [17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P
-[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a privledge
-escallation on some ppl
+[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a
+privledge escallation on some ppl
 [17:01] <systemloc> sp?
 [17:02] <andarius> permission regression :o
-[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable prism
-wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue.
+[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable
+prism wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue.
 [17:03] <systemloc> JKWood: eh?
-[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world you might
-get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter
+[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world
+you might get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter
 [17:04] <phrag> lol
 [17:04] <andarius> but that can lead to child processes ....
 [17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware.
@@ -6752,59 +4151,40 @@ get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter
 [17:04] <nullboy> lmao
 [17:05] <nullboy> oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption
 [17:05] <andarius> lol
-[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to spawn,
-but before they fork from the mother process
+[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to
+spawn, but before they fork from the mother process
 [17:05] <andarius> ahh yes
 [17:05] <systemloc> this is, of course, very controversial
 [17:06] <andarius> some also remove the ability of the code to replicate
 completely. then port probing is considered safe
 [17:06] <phrag> think of the malware!
-[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code, and when
-does it have the right to run to it's natural completion?
+[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code,
+and when does it have the right to run to it's natural completion?
 [17:06] <andarius> as null bits are used for firing
 [17:07] <phrag> noobfarm ^
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #688
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #582, 2008-02-20
 %
 < fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles
-< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're screw
-deliverers.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #689
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:31 UTC 
+< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're
+screw deliverers.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #583, 2008-02-20
 %
 Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party.
 amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset.
 amrit unchecks the E series
 amrit- Don't want that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #690
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #584, 2008-02-20
 %
-< rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ...
+ < rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ...
 < fred> Have a lemon party!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #691
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #585, 2008-02-20
 %
-[12:24] <AbortRetryFail> I'm just praying to the gods of *nix and what better
-place to do that than in an IRC channel?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #692
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:50 UTC 
-%
-<andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #693
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:54 UTC 
+[12:24] <AbortRetryFail>	I'm just praying to the gods of *nix
+and what better place to do that than in an IRC channel?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #586, 2008-02-20
 %
-<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"?
-<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that.
-<mwalling> ...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #694
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC 
+<andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #587, 2008-02-20
 %
 [14:41] <rob0> Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut
 [14:42] <jpipkin> haha
@@ -6817,220 +4197,122 @@ place to do that than in an IRC channel?
 [14:43] <Rixon> got a cup?
 [14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window.
 [14:44] <Rixon> hahah
-[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are worrying
-about
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #695
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:40 UTC 
+[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are
+worrying about
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #588, 2008-02-20
 %
 < docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware]
 < volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM?
 < docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system
 < mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor!
-< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly then
-you :P
+< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly
+then you :P
 < volkerdi> hehe
-< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather gimp
-outfit...mmmmm
+< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather
+gimp outfit...mmmmm
 < thrice`> easy straterra
 < straterra> do i gotta?
 
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #697
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:51 UTC 
-%
-<rworkman> In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
-<straterra> rworkman, why the hell not?! :(
-<straterra> can we get it your way?
-<nullboy> you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper off first and
-move patties around
-<rworkman> bingo :)
-<straterra> damn
-<straterra> im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo
-<rworkman> heh
-<JKWood> And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire.
-<JKWood> Flame-broiled has its disadvantages.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #698
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:51 UTC 
-%
-* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel
-<peacedog> Frozen eel or Lemony Knife?
-* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #699
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:58 UTC 
-%
-<Old_Fogie> AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable'
-<nullboy> lol
-<nullboy> he said box
-<Old_Fogie> What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL
-<AbortRetryFail> do you /really/ want to know?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #700
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:06:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #589, 2008-02-20
+%
+<rworkman>	In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it
+your way.
+<straterra>	rworkman, why the hell not?! :(
+<straterra>	can we get it your way?
+<nullboy>	you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper
+off first and move patties around
+<rworkman>	bingo :)
+<straterra>	damn
+<straterra>	im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo
+<rworkman>	heh
+<JKWood>	And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire.
+<JKWood>	Flame-broiled has its disadvantages.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #590, 2008-02-20
+%
+*	spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel
+<peacedog>	Frozen eel or Lemony Knife?
+*	JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #591, 2008-02-20
+%
+<Old_Fogie>	AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable'
+<nullboy>	lol
+<nullboy>	he said box
+<Old_Fogie>	What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL
+<AbortRetryFail>	do you /really/ want to know?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #592, 2008-02-20
 %
 -!- hades_ has joined #freenode
-< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds of it..
-Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu?
+< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds
+of it.. Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu?
 -!- Vaajda has joined #freenode
-< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at the same
-time
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #701
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:35:27 UTC 
+< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at
+the same time
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #593, 2008-02-21
 %
 < mwalling> i think i can fake it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #702
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:28:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #594, 2008-02-21
 %
 <CarlFK> sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by
 usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd
 <CarlFK> is there something that will rm all of those?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #703
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #595, 2008-02-21
 %
-<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different than
-windows
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #704
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:14 UTC 
+<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different
+than windows
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #596, 2008-02-21
 %
-<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable by a
-script like with php, what group should my www folder be
+<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable
+by a script like with php, what group should my www folder be
 <joshuamc> the same as apache? same as php?
-<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable is by
-doing 777 on them and that's dangerous
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #705
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:24 UTC 
+<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable
+is by doing 777 on them and that's dangerous
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #597, 2008-02-21
 %
 <sethk> how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy?
 <Fiver> sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #706
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:26 UTC 
-%
-< JKWood> W|GGL|T:  If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular
-torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #707
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #598, 2008-02-21
 %
 < fred> Lemon party... tasty.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #708
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:35 UTC 
-%
-< JKWood> straterra:  "goat" is not a sex.
-< straterra> yes it is
-< straterra> i can prove it
-< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots..
-< straterra> and they cant run
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #709
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC 
-%
-08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising
-08:04  * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon
-08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has
-         left ##slackware ["fag"]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #710
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #599, 2008-02-22
 %
-< JKWood> andarius:  You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, I fertilize
-it heavily. ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #711
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:52 UTC 
+< JKWood> andarius:  You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see,
+I fertilize it heavily. ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #600, 2008-02-22
 %
 <frog> what's the command to compile tex in vim?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #712
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #601, 2008-02-22
 %
 <k1lumin4t1> what's the correct english name for those CD round labels?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #713
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:11 UTC 
-%
-<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too
-big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)"  (its ~7gb)
-<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file
-<Rael> is that your porn collection
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #714
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC 
-%
-< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is
-< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing...
-she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone"
-< rworkman> Dominian: awesome!
-< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old
-< Dominian> I about choked
-< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :)
-< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..."  I said "hhh honey.. she's a
-programmer in the making.."
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #715
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #602, 2008-02-22
 %
 ( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #716
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #603, 2008-02-22
 %
 <SpookyET> I'm a fishhole
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #717
-                                        Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:03:57 UTC 
-%
-< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P
-< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment
-< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love.
-< jpipkin> I'm full of shit.
-< macavity> LOL
-< acidchild> haha
-< rob0> I'm full of myself.
-< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0
-< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby
-< dadexter_laptop> err
-< rob0> ewwwwwwww
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #718
-                                        Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #604, 2008-02-23
 %
 <jefreee_c> JKWood is ddossing me
 <jefreee_c> someone help
 <JKWood> Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's.  Uh-huh.
 <andarius> JKWood: dont forget your phone ;)
 <JKWood> Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #719
-                                        Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:40:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #605, 2008-02-25
 %
-msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently pressing
-do nothing ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #720
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:23:00 UTC 
+msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently
+pressing do nothing ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #606, 2008-02-25
 %
 <nullboy> i'm going to grow a bear like stallman
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #721
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #607, 2008-02-25
 %
-<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos\
-<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge ?
+<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos
+<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge
+?
 <AcTiVaTe> Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read
 elementary stuff 1st
-<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat about it?
+<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat
+about it?
 <DGMurdockIII> i am reading
 <DGMurdockIII> im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine
 <AcTiVaTe> It enables the repository containing wine
@@ -7039,8 +4321,8 @@ elementary stuff 1st
 <AcTiVaTe> Which one?
 <DGMurdockIII> priority=N step
 <AcTiVaTe> N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly
-<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or repo's as
-they call em
+<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or
+repo's as they call em
 <DGMurdockIII> ok i get that but i can save the file
 <DGMurdockIII> can't
 <AcTiVaTe> So use su or sudo
@@ -7049,24 +4331,21 @@ they call em
 <DGMurdockIII> but i dont now where to uses su now or what
 <AcTiVaTe> just put sudo before the command
 <AcTiVaTe> or su -c
-<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be more clear
+<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be
+more clear
 <DGMurdockIII> i do now i need root acase
 <DGMurdockIII> WTF
 <DGMurdockIII> dont do that again
-<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and use google
-you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #722
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:46 UTC 
-%
-< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome.  It's a cell phone charm, and it
-matches my razr.  :)
-< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay.  I just happen to like properly
-accessorizing.
+<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and
+use google you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #608, 2008-02-25
+%
+< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome.  It's a cell phone charm,
+and it matches my razr.  :)
+< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay.	I just happen to like
+properly accessorizing.
 < thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #724
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:57:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #609, 2008-02-26
 %
 < thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/
 < Dominian> whoa
@@ -7077,172 +4356,91 @@ accessorizing.
 < nullboy> hahaha
 < nullboy> oh man that's hilarious
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #725
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:33:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #610, 2008-02-26
 %
 < nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/
-< nullboy> 22M     e/
+< nullboy> 22M	   e/
 < thrice`> what's the installed size, though ?
 < Dominian> heh
 < nullboy> 1.21TB
 < thrice`> lol
 < Dominian> hahah
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #726
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #611, 2008-02-26
 %
-<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, where
-do I get the commands I can use in the command line?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #727
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:44 UTC 
+<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line,
+where do I get the commands I can use in the command line?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #612, 2008-02-26
 %
-< fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #730
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:27:54 UTC 
+ < fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #613, 2008-02-27
 %
 < thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #731
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #614, 2008-02-27
 %
-<Dagmar> But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run out of RAM and
-don't have swap.
-<Dagmar> THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing blindly, like a
-drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun.
-<rob0>           Like Alan_Hicks.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #732
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:41:56 UTC 
+<Dagmar>	But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run
+out of RAM and don't have swap.
+<Dagmar>	THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing
+blindly, like a drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun.
+<rob0>		   Like Alan_Hicks.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #615, 2008-02-27
 %
 <mingdao> My wife is about to crawl my rear  ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #733
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #616, 2008-02-27
 %
-<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it to
-forget that you're logged into a website?  I already tried going to the stored
-passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #734
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:23 UTC 
+<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it
+to forget that you're logged into a website?  I already tried going to
+the stored passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #617, 2008-02-27
 %
-<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm looking for
-a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on the net. i've only
-linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #735
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:34 UTC 
+<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm
+looking for a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on
+the net. i've only linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #618, 2008-02-27
 %
-<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire straits of
-a vtXXX emulator :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #736
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:40 UTC 
+<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire
+straits of a vtXXX emulator :(
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #619, 2008-02-27
 %
-<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a remote
-machine?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #737
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:26 UTC 
+<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a
+remote machine?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #620, 2008-02-28
 %
-< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with deliberate
-exaggeration
+< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with
+deliberate exaggeration
 < JD> pixie: it's called pedentry
 < pixie> pedantry*
 < JD> pixie: see
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #738
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #621, 2008-02-28
 %
 < mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT
 < Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL?
 < mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in
 CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #739
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #622, 2008-02-28
 %
-<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= foo doesnt
-work for me?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #740
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:09 UTC 
+<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -=
+foo doesnt work for me?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #623, 2008-02-28
 %
-<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were out in
-full force today.
+<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were
+out in full force today.
 <phos-phoros> hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females.
 <phos-phoros> yes-siree bob
 <phos-phoros> !1
 <gdb> mmm
 <gdb> milfies
 <gdb> yum yum
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #741
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:19 UTC 
-%
-< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just
-               silly
-< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue
-< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick
-< kloeri> what is the issue then?
-< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed
-* ViciousPotato blinks
-< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to
-                not imply that the user is using something that somebody else
-                owns
-< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite.
-< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like
-< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #742
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC 
-%
-< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work..
-< Paperface> and return some results
-< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper
-< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment
-< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback
-< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix
-request
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #743
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC 
-%
-< JKWood> Okay.  That will make this easier.  We're about to rock your world...
-"chroot /mnt"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #744
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC 
-%
-[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled:
-                 *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail
-                 support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29
-                 17:47:57)
--weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks.  It seems a bug
-                in services turned a mask into *@*.
-< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the
-               stress services must go under on a daily basis?
-< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #745
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #624, 2008-02-28
 %
 < acidchild> after i get it up
 < acidchild> show em i'm can do it
 < acidchild> slack is going on there.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #746
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:18:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #625, 2008-02-29
 %
 <Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind
 <JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #747
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:11:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #626, 2008-02-29
 %
 < AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes
 < AthlonRob> s/is //g
@@ -7250,89 +4448,39 @@ request
 < AthlonRob> awe screw it
 < AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon
 < AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #748
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:15:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #627, 2008-02-29
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> Question...
 < Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket
-                   back home?
-
+		    back home?
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #749
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:31:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #628, 2008-02-29
 %
-(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th)
-
-< fred> Also, if we do do this:
-< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink
-< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day
-< fred> (aka US independance day)
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #750
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC 
-%
-* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and
-cough them up later.
+* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of
+jerky and cough them up later.
 * Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #751
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #629, 2008-02-29
 %
 <dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel?
 <dvh> hallo...
 <dvh> irc sucks
 <dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #752
-                                        Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #630, 2008-02-29
 %
-<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine.
-<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #753
-                                        Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:46 UTC 
+<JKWood>	fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun,
+I'd imagine.
+<jpipkin>	my little toy is a lot more fun
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #631, 2008-02-29
 %
 <dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #755
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:21:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #632, 2008-03-01
 %
 < ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds
 < Dagmar> ananke: We know that.  We see them joining here every day.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #757
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:20:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #633, 2008-03-02
 %
 < Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #758
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:49:59 UTC 
-%
-chet: hi i just install linux OS
-chet: it has problem
-chet: i want help .. any expert
-chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz
-theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question
-chet: ok fine
-chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise
-"peep peep"
-mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something
-chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual?
-chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution
-chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer
-enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a
-dumpster?
-chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast
-chet: good speakers and good memory
-chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS.
-chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X
-
-This guy doesn't even know how to troll
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #759
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #634, 2008-03-02
 %
 < whatsgood> don't taze me bro
 ::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
@@ -7360,127 +4508,74 @@ This guy doesn't even know how to troll
 < acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos?
 < edman007> no :(
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #760
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:15:22 UTC 
-%
-<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions
-airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving").
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #761
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #635, 2008-03-03
 %
-< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt contest..and
-not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #762
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:55 UTC 
+< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt
+contest..and not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #636, 2008-03-03
 %
 19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #763
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #637, 2008-03-03
 %
-(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's permanent.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #764
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:01 UTC 
+(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's
+permanent.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #638, 2008-03-03
 %
 <ezguy> is UML consider a virtual machine ?
 <ezguy> evermind
 <ezguy> is wine hq consider an app  or emulation?
 <sekhmet> ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API
 <ezguy> ok, i'll call it api.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #765
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #639, 2008-03-03
 %
-<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one group of
-users?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #766
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:13 UTC 
+<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one
+group of users?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #640, 2008-03-03
 %
 * Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #767
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:40 UTC 
-%
-<`Abo> apache logs?
-<mwalling> `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #768
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #641, 2008-03-03
 %
-< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was
-<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command.
-< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me
-* Chuckbot bites me
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #769
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC 
+<`Abo>	apache logs?
+<mwalling>	`Abo: no, the logs out of my ass...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #642, 2008-03-04
 %
 <BillyCrook2> damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #770
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:08:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #643, 2008-03-04
 %
 <acidchild> i only moved the wire a lil bit!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #771
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #644, 2008-03-04
 %
-< BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and demand
-they surrender ...
-
+ < BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and
+ demand they surrender ...
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #772
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #645, 2008-03-05
 %
 < Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #773
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #646, 2008-03-05
 %
 < MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os
 < MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat
-< MidnightToker> bye bye linux
+ < MidnightToker> bye bye linux
 [*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit
 [Quit: Leaving]
 <@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #774
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #647, 2008-03-05
 %
 < acidchild> andarius: go ahead
 < acidchild> no nuts.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #775
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #648, 2008-03-05
 %
 < wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #776
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:30 UTC 
-%
-< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #777
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #649, 2008-03-05
 %
 < kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root
 < kamaji> what the tits.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #778
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #650, 2008-03-05
 %
-< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from a gentoo
-page
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #779
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:44:30 UTC 
+< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from
+a gentoo page
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #651, 2008-03-05
 %
 this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink.
 
@@ -7488,125 +4583,106 @@ root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues.
 root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally
 root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #780
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:32 UTC 
-%
-< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n");
-< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #781
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #652, 2008-03-06
 %
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |  D     |
-<@lamby> | DDD    |
-<@lamby> |      O |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |  D	  |
+<@lamby> | DDD	  |
+<@lamby> |	O |
 <@lamby> |     XOO|
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@lamby> +--------+
 <@lamby> It's IRC tetris time
 <@benji> rofl
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |  D     |
-<@lamby> | DDD  O |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |  D	  |
+<@lamby> | DDD	O |
 <@lamby> |     XOO|
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@lamby> +--------+
 <@benji> Bah, I was too slow.
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |  D	O |
 <@lamby> | DDD XOO|
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@Faux> Can't play this. D:
 <@benji> ...
-<@lamby> |  X     |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> |  X	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |  D	O |
 <@lamby> | DDD XOO|
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@Faux> LEFT LEFT
 <@lamby> +--------+
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |  D	O |
 <@lamby> | DDD XOO|
 <@benji> Lambytris is slow.
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@lamby> +--------+
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |        |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
 <@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D
-<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> |  D	O |
 <@lamby> | DDD XOO|
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@lamby> +--------+
 <@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |  D   O |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |  D	O |
 <@lamby> | DDD XOO|
 <@Faux> DOWN
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@benji> SPACE
 <@lamby> +--------+
 <@Faux> JINX
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |        |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X       |
-<@lamby> |X D   O |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X	  |
+<@lamby> |X D	O |
 <@lamby> |XDDD XOO|
 <@lamby> |####XXXO|
 <@lamby> +--------+
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #782
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #653, 2008-03-06
 %
 < rob0> Mine isn't long enough
 < rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #783
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:51:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #654, 2008-03-06
 %
 < rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #784
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #655, 2008-03-06
 %
 Received via email:
 
-If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so different?
-Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 Duo, or
-Opteron?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #785
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:18:45 UTC 
+If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so
+different?
+Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2
+Duo, or Opteron?!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #656, 2008-03-06
 %
 < straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?!
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #786
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:42:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #657, 2008-03-06
 %
 < ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style
 < fred> You mean 'working' ? :p
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #787
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #658, 2008-03-07
 %
 <juice> i better go too bed before I get in trouble
 <juice> later all
@@ -7619,64 +4695,21 @@ Opteron?!
 <juice> I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep
 <whatsgood> yeah i have an interview in 8
 <juice> nice
-<ayaz> I am _at_ work.  That, I guess, is a good enough reason to fall asleep.
+<ayaz> I am _at_ work.	That, I guess, is a good enough reason to
+fall asleep.
 <whatsgood> nah i am gonna ditch it
 <juice> ayaz, haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #788
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:47 UTC 
-%
-< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :(
-< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what
-you want on a system that has no
-iptables rules already existing.  You have to possess a bit of understanding
-about what they're doing in order
-to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification)
-< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening
-"please" to "plzz"
-< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that
-< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport
-80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i
-nternal address of webserver>
-< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface>
--p tcp -d <internal address of w
-ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT
-< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ??
-< rworkman> No. It's the external interface.
-< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin.  I won't participate in you messing
-up your company lan.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #789
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC 
-%
-< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of
-packages on Slackware are *actually*
-               handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every
-install.
-< rob0> sshhhhh!
-< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels.
-< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your
-squirrel.
-< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite.
-< jkwood> Precisely.
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #790
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC 
-%
-<Chuckbot> New news from http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml:
-2008-03-08 08:12:43 UTC
-<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later.  nice job shitbot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #791
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:32:51 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a yeast
-infection
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #792
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:22:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #659, 2008-03-07
+%
+<Chuckbot> New news from
+http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml: 2008-03-08
+08:12:43 UTC
+<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later.	nice job shitbot
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #660, 2008-03-09
+%
+< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a
+yeast infection
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #661, 2008-03-09
 %
 <@alphageek> \o
 < mwalling> morn
@@ -7688,9 +4721,7 @@ infection
 < mwalling> C
 < mwalling> A
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #793
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:59:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #662, 2008-03-10
 %
 < fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update?
 <@fred> Either:
@@ -7698,96 +4729,47 @@ infection
 <@fred> b) BSD
 <@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #794
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #663, 2008-03-10
 %
 < limac> andarius: what to google?
-< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding you may
-need to ask some one else
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #795
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:59:00 UTC 
-%
-< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today
-< fred> front:
-< fred>     527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9
-< fred> back
-< fred>     Not really.
-< fred> This made me giggle.
-< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it.
-< straterra> i dont get it
-< fred> does noone get that here?
-* fred is let down
-< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe
-< thrice`> nope; don't see it either
-< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =|
-< fred> Fermat's last theorem
-* straterra stares blankly
-< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2
-where a^n + b^n = c^n
-* straterra is still confused
-< straterra> That theorum is practical..how?
-< fred> straterra: define 'practical'
-< fred> it's true.
-< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate
-< thrice`> F=m*a is practical
-< straterra> fred: um..useful?
-< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum
-< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They
-can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then
-the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c."
-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #796
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC 
-%
-< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f log. It was
-painful.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #797
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:25 UTC 
+< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding
+you may need to ask some one else
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #664, 2008-03-10
+%
+< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f
+log. It was painful.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #665, 2008-03-11
 %
 < mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #798
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #666, 2008-03-11
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #799
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #667, 2008-03-11
 %
-< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite odd,
-having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind)
-
+< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite
+odd, having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind)
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #800
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #668, 2008-03-11
 %
 < zeroday> anyone here done any java?
 < TJF> HAI
 < TJF> CAN HAS PERL?
 < TJF> I HAS A VAR
 < TJF> IM IN YR LOOP
-< TJF>  UP VAR!!1
-< TJF>  VISIBLE VAR
-< TJF>  IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
+< TJF>	UP VAR!!1
+< TJF>	VISIBLE VAR
+< TJF>	IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
 < TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP
 < TJF> KTHXBYE
 < zeroday> ...
 < zeroday> lolcode != java kthx
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #801
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:50:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #669, 2008-03-11
 %
-< systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was
-stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting corpse,
-screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #802
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:11 UTC 
+ < systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was
+ stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting
+ corpse, screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #670, 2008-03-12
 %
 < blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment
 < fredrikh> good :)
@@ -7798,53 +4780,36 @@ screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child.
 < blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you?
 < fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139
 < fred> Where's my dancing girls?
-< fred> *_*
+< fred> ¬_¬
 < blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet?
 < fred> Yes.
 < blauzahl> that post?
 < blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm*
 < fred> yup
 < fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #803
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #671, 2008-03-12
 %
 < straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :(
 < straterra_> they are descriminating!
-< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and put a
-pair of socks in the front.
-
+< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and
+put a pair of socks in the front.
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #804
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:35:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #672, 2008-03-12
 %
-< fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel products we
-don't ask questions about.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #805
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:17 UTC 
-%
-<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or iptables?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #806
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:18 UTC 
+ < fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel
+ products we don't ask questions about.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #673, 2008-03-13
 %
-<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know
-what that means?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #807
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC 
+<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or
+iptables?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #674, 2008-03-13
 %
 < straterra> I paid for Office 2008
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #808
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #675, 2008-03-14
 %
 < Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me?
 < Daviey> russian roulette?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #809
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #676, 2008-03-14
 %
 (Note: today's date is 3/14/08)
 [08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY!
@@ -7859,13 +4824,12 @@ extracted from it.
 [08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse
 [08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit
 [08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #810
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #677, 2008-03-14
 %
 14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there
-14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns
-                error 2....
+14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but
+dpkg returns
+		 error 2....
 14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg?
 14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :)
 14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;)
@@ -7873,9 +4837,7 @@ extracted from it.
 14:21 < jkwood> It's all good.
 14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #811
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #678, 2008-03-14
 %
 < rworkman> /c/c
 < rworkman> shit
@@ -7885,76 +4847,57 @@ extracted from it.
 <+rworkman> /c/c
 <+rworkman> Damn.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #813
-                                        Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:02:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #679, 2008-03-14
 %
 * andarius kicks php :(
 * fred hugs php
 * jkwood hug fred
 * fred calls the police
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #814
-                                        Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #680, 2008-03-15
 %
 <jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack?
 * jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #815
-                                        Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #681, 2008-03-15
 %
 ##slackware :
-<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they
-thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop
-their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack
-on kde team
-<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos
-here
+<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde,
+and they thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's
+trying to stop their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing
+a suicidal bomb attack on kde team
+<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding
+photos here
 <Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #817
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #682, 2008-03-17
 %
 <Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #818
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #683, 2008-03-17
 %
 <vivekv> hello?  is anybody in here who is actually here?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #819
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #684, 2008-03-17
 %
 < mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner
 < mwalling> ernor
 < mwalling> fuck
 * mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #820
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:29:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #685, 2008-03-18
 %
-<kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite happy.
-* fred gives drijen kethry
-<kethry> LOL that's not what i meant!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #821
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:57:02 UTC 
+ <kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite
+ happy.
+ * fred gives drijen kethry
+ <kethry> LOL that's not what i meant!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #686, 2008-03-18
 %
 00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister?
 00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin?
 00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know.,
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #822
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #687, 2008-03-18
 %
 01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #823
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #688, 2008-03-19
 %
 -!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware
 < Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ?
@@ -7964,30 +4907,25 @@ here
 < Pip> Just guess
 < rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #824
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:35:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #689, 2008-03-19
 %
 < ananke> i want a pony
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #825
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:40:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #690, 2008-03-19
 %
-<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device based on
-a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents of /home/foo/bar ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #826
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:04:47 UTC 
+<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device
+based on a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents
+of /home/foo/bar ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #691, 2008-03-20
 %
-<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want to upload it
-into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, i got the ftp
-login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, is that possible?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #827
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:12 UTC 
+<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want
+to upload it into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one,
+i got the ftp login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line,
+is that possible?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #692, 2008-03-20
 %
-<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script ? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 ,
-im trying to upload file to ftp using ssh... its not working
+<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script
+? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 , im trying to upload file to ftp using
+ssh... its not working
 
 Contents from pastebin.
 
@@ -8000,32 +4938,27 @@ user USERID PASSWORD
 put /var/www/file.php
 bye
 END
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #828
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #693, 2008-03-20
 %
 20:05 < joeyh> =head1 SEE ALSO
-20:05 < joeyh>     Yellowstone National Park.
+20:05 < joeyh>	   Yellowstone National Park.
 20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #829
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:49:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #694, 2008-03-21
 %
 < andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this
-                 thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive to
-                 most. those who could catch sight of it and understand it
-                 were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was a special
-                 land. not like this land we see now, this internet ....
+		  thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive
+		  to
+		  most. those who could catch sight of it and understand
+		  it
+		  were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was
+		  a special
+		  land. not like this land we see now, this internet ....
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #830
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:09:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #695, 2008-03-21
 %
-<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, and I'm
-not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #831
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:48:23 UTC 
+<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there,
+and I'm not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #696, 2008-03-22
 %
 < Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist
 C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme
@@ -8033,19 +4966,7 @@ C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme
 < quinophex> this is apache on windows?
 < Viperfang> Yeah
 < Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #832
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:16 UTC 
-%
-< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ?
-< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter
-< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone
-< straterra> for easter, that is
-< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital
-sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #833
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #697, 2008-03-22
 %
 13:35  * straterra mutters
 13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card
@@ -8053,31 +4974,26 @@ sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties
 13:37 < straterra> It wasn't
 13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #834
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:36:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #698, 2008-03-23
 %
 < cpunches> alphageek, ping
 * karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something
-< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else might be
-able to answer?
+< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else
+might be able to answer?
 < cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source
 community can be put down on a resume probably not.  thank you, though.
 * ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #836
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #699, 2008-03-24
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire
-                   cpunches.  He does things because they feel good, not
-                   because they are the best thing to do.
+		    cpunches.  He does things because they feel good, not
+		    because they are the best thing to do.
 < cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :)
 < ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be
-               in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few decades
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #837
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:16 UTC 
+		in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few
+		decades
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #700, 2008-03-24
 %
 < CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my
 underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower
@@ -8085,38 +5001,32 @@ underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower
 < CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz
 <@Caesar86> i will
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #838
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:38:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #701, 2008-03-24
 %
 < TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide
-             that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in slackware
-             and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left now are
-             mine and root. Which accounts should i restore?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #839
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:26 UTC 
+	      that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in
+	      slackware
+	      and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left
+	      now are
+	      mine and root. Which accounts should i restore?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #702, 2008-03-25
 %
 -!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined
-         ##slackware
+	  ##slackware
 < neuro_sys> curl vs wget ?
 < unixfool> either one
 < neuro_sys> vim vs emacs?
 < unixfool> troll
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #840
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:42:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #703, 2008-03-25
 %
-< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python (needed to
-rebuild it)
+< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python
+(needed to rebuild it)
 < sef-main> now I get:
 < sef-main> emerge -av python
-< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: No such file
-or directory
-
+< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter:
+No such file or directory
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #841
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #704, 2008-03-25
 %
 < straterra> bleh
 < straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime
@@ -8124,85 +5034,47 @@ or directory
 < straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat
 < drijen> cat owns you.
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #842
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #705, 2008-03-25
 %
-00:20:49 <DemonScrypt>   why must slackware be so unforgiving
-00:21:12 <alienBOB>      DemonScrypt: natural selection at work
-
+00:20:49 <DemonScrypt>	 why must slackware be so unforgiving
+00:21:12 <alienBOB>	 DemonScrypt: natural selection at work
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #843
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:29:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #706, 2008-03-26
 %
 < mikegrb> jelly beans > sex
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #844
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #707, 2008-03-26
 %
-<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it releases
-less frequently
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #845
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:34 UTC 
+<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it
+releases less frequently
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #708, 2008-03-26
 %
-< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own IPv6
-intranet?
+< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own
+IPv6 intranet?
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #846
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #709, 2008-03-26
 %
-<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of
-charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #850
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:06 UTC 
+<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a
+game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #710, 2008-03-27
 %
 <@gitrdun^> i right good viruses
 <@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write.
 <@gitrdun^> yep i am
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #854
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #711, 2008-03-27
 %
-2148          BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo
-2148          BP{k} | feck.
-2148          BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg
-
+2148	      BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo
+2148	      BP{k} | feck.
+2148	      BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #856
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #712, 2008-03-27
 %
 10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though
 10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP
 
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #857
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #713, 2008-03-27
 %
 < straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #875
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:02:35 UTC 
-%
-< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea
-< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno
-< Ripzerskins> Tell
-< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you
-< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit
-< Ripzerskins> I bet
-< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is
-< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu
-< Ripzerskins> LOL
-< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box
-< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday
-< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER
-< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on
-reaching the pinnacle of your career!"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #877
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #714, 2008-03-27
 %
 convivial> hi!
 <convivial> is this channel dead or what?
@@ -8211,153 +5083,88 @@ convivial> hi!
 <convivial> ok :)
 <jmLeBlanc> lol
 <elb> pardon our lack of reaction :-P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #878
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #715, 2008-03-28
 %
 rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #879
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #716, 2008-03-28
 %
 < dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ?
 < emacsen> you don't
 < emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #881
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:13:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #717, 2008-03-29
 %
 <@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA
 <DrDiamond> at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA
 <@Anheuser-Busch> heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #882
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:57:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #718, 2008-03-29
 %
-< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming me
-repeatedly.  Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables?
+< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming
+me repeatedly.	Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables?
 < formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP
 < mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR
 < mjj29> MIRROR is excellent
 < mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #883
-                                        Added: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:07:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #719, 2008-03-31
 %
 < muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's.
 < muraii> Likewise, Fox.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #886
-                                        Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #720, 2008-04-01
 %
-< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising domain
-rates the max possible every year.  Because the price of oil is really affecting
-domain name costs.
+< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising
+domain rates the max possible every year.  Because the price of oil is
+really affecting domain name costs.
 <@caker> gotta lube the tubes
 <@caker> that didn't sound right
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #887
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #721, 2008-04-01
 %
 <+ARKANSAS> hey
-<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says something
-about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed that it was just
-automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to check them and they are
-messages piled up from real people LOL (how does one leave one such a message?).
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #888
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:02:15 UTC 
+<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says
+something about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed
+that it was just automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to
+check them and they are messages piled up from real people LOL (how does
+one leave one such a message?).
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #722, 2008-04-02
 %
 < FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD?
 < jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept.
 < tom4000> :)
-* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for which one
-takes control, mortal-kombat style
+* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for
+which one takes control, mortal-kombat style
 < tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #889
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:45:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #723, 2008-04-02
 %
-<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable than
-mine?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #890
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:10:50 UTC 
+<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable
+than mine?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #724, 2008-04-02
 %
 ^}^: my channel is registered by another guy
 ^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net  but #freesocial is registered.
 ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have.
 ^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook
-fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT
+fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it ¬_¬
 
 quick trip to freesocial.net reveals
 
-.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #891
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC 
+·Ç³£±§Ç¸£¬µ±Ç°Õ¾µã²»ÔÚÐí¿ÉµÄÄÚ²âÃûµ¥ÖС£
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #725, 2008-04-03
 %
 (3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird
 (3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #892
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:23:33 UTC 
-%
-< seg`fault> hi
-< seg`fault> anyone ON for query?
-< lunaphyte_> proceed.
-< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone
-< seg`fault> pls advice
-< seg`fault> i am new to dns
-< lunaphyte_> what is your goal?
-< seg`fault> i am learning dns
-< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can
-< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer?
-< seg`fault> how many types of referrel?
-< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example?
-< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral?
-< seg`fault> lamer
-< seg`fault> don't waste my time
-< seg`fault> !
-< seg`fault> :\
--!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit []
-< lunaphyte_> nice.
-< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"???
-< Trengo> that was...
-< Trengo> surreal
-< rob0> wow
-< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes.
-< rob0> Not enough of one in that case.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #893
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #726, 2008-04-03
 %
 * benji has run x86_64 since 2004
 * fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004
 * fred wins
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #894
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:49 UTC 
-%
-ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a
-professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly
-educated"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #895
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #727, 2008-04-04
 %
 < jkwood> fred, you're such a tease.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #896
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:07:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #728, 2008-04-04
 %
 (BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project)
 
-< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) <<Time between releases
-is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #897
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:50:16 UTC 
+< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) «Time between
+releases is too long». http://bugs.debian.org/31581
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #729, 2008-04-04
 %
 * Colourafication goes back to listening to malmsteen
 <Colourafication> play fat man play!
@@ -8372,109 +5179,53 @@ is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581
 <@Anheuser-Busch> you go in there.. and i swear.. you travel back in time
 <@Anheuser-Busch> i walked in there in tshirt and jeans
 <+DrDiamond> fitting for Malmsteen then
-<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard print spandex
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #898
-                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:15:06 UTC 
-%
-<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli
-<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know
-<SilverDawn> lol
-<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;)
-<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l
-<SilverDawn> drijen, true
-<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol
-<drijen> also, i like that nick
-* drijen writes that down for a future server name
-<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds...
-<SilverDawn> silverdawn?
-<drijen> yes
-<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn
-<MacIver> sounds like a girl name
-<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\
-<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that
-<SilverDawn> :)
-
-<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on?
-<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja'
-<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn
-<MacIver> and the-google
-<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea
-<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn
-<drijen> sounds dirty.
-<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what
-it truely was
-<SilverDawn> regardless
-<SilverDawn> thanks
-* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left
-##gnome ("Leaving")
-
-***Couple of Minutes Later***
-
-<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok...
-<drijen> rofl.
-<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe.
-<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #899
-                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC 
+<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard
+print spandex
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #730, 2008-04-04
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> Damn this is a tough decision.
-< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a successful
-suicide is a big reward.
-< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to botch it and
-then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him.
+< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a
+successful suicide is a big reward.
+< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to
+botch it and then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him.
 < ThomasY> Alan_Hicks: thats why we have a  .45 backup
 < Alan_Hicks> ThomasY: I like the way you think.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #900
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:13:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #731, 2008-04-08
 %
-< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible in FF,
-but you have to work to get them.
+< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible
+in FF, but you have to work to get them.
 < rob0> konq, OTOH, has it all set up for me
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #901
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:08:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #732, 2008-04-08
 %
 < nullboy> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/jkwood/brain
 < nullboy> u haz zeroed!!!
 < jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #903
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #733, 2008-04-09
 %
 < sw> heh.. helpdesk is FUBAR
-< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list)..  these apps are
-down due to a major outage
+< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list)..
+these apps are down due to a major outage
 < sw> cows in the server room?
 < sw> oops
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #904
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:13:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #734, 2008-04-10
 %
-Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up to 7 on
-my list lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #905
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:38:02 UTC 
+Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up
+to 7 on my list lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #735, 2008-04-10
 %
 < Kaapa> I'm sure you can make a apt-get install slackware in ubuntu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #906
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:57:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #736, 2008-04-10
 %
-< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send the right
-data.
+< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send
+the right data.
 < CaptObviousman> wait, they did? I thought that was an impossibility
 < mgrossie> Apparently, someone actually opened the file
 < mgrossie> I didn't know they knew how
-* CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED!
-< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the double click
+ * CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED!
+< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the
+double click
 < mgrossie> You gotta be quick
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #907
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #737, 2008-04-11
 %
 ( tinok) instant message?
 ( dexen) tinok: whaddya mean by that, a *private* message?
@@ -8488,201 +5239,98 @@ data.
 ( tinok) was wondering if it is possible to chat in window
 * dexen performs a carefull headdesk
 ( dexen) are you, tinok, a gnome user by any chance?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #908
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:33:39 UTC 
-%
-< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ?
-< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
-Mr.  Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
-come out?'  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas
-that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #909
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC 
-%
-rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to
-IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls
-are FBI agents"]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #910
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #738, 2008-04-11
 %
-< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called System.map.gz?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #911
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:43:20 UTC 
+< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called
+System.map.gz?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #739, 2008-04-14
 %
 < JasonWard> I don't understand compilers so I just use python or asm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #912
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #740, 2008-04-14
 %
 < andarius> i need to have a point on irc?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #913
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:33:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #741, 2008-04-14
 %
 < neale> sorry guys pedialyte tastes like butt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #914
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:49:40 UTC 
-%
-(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is beyond
-pathetic
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #917
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:52:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #742, 2008-04-14
 %
-< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about?
-and what doesn't.
-< Dominian> wtf
-< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive
-< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee
-< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in
-not as good as i wish...
-< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate"
-< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch"
-< bigpaws> lol
-< fdO> heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #918
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC 
+(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is
+beyond pathetic
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #743, 2008-04-14
 %
 < andarius> LnxSlck: welcome to a devel version ...
 < LnxSlck> andarius: i know ;)
 < LnxSlck> andarius: no big problem
 < andarius> surely you are a capable devel and can fix that ;)
-* charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0
+ * charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0
 < LnxSlck> andarius: yeah.. right... lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #920
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:35:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #744, 2008-04-15
 %
 * thrice` makes a move on rob0's daughter
 < rob0> thrice`++ :)
 < rob0> you have our blessing
 < BP{k}> rob0: .. but .. he has a mac!
 < thrice`> ok, mac does NOT mean i'm homosexual
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #921
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:54:33 UTC 
-%
-< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a
-glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo
-butter" to smell like grape juice
-< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this
-< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless.
-< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #922
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #745, 2008-04-16
 %
 < Larhzu> Seeing what kind of stuff a friend studies at telecommunications
-technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally random
-2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins at each
-lecture.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #923
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:35 UTC 
-%
-root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
-nullboy: hey root
-root: hey
-nullboy: i see your 0 face
-root: im sure
-root: :-)
-PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face
-root: what does that mean?
-systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about..
-systemloc: 0
-systemloc: heh
-nullboy: lmao
-root: oh
-nullboy: i mean lma0
-root: you guys are pervs
-root: ok nice talking to you guys
-root left the room (quit: "Leaving").
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #924
-                                        Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC 
-%
-< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............
-< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #925
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC 
-%
-< VOYAGER>  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
-on the same night.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #926
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:22:19 UTC 
-%
-< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :(    
+technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally
+random 2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins
+at each lecture.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #746, 2008-04-16
+%
+< VOYAGER>  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
+laxative on the same night.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #747, 2008-04-18
+%
+< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :(
 < tvtoon> I do :()
 < tvtoon> WHat is it about?
-< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance between
-your ears
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #927
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:51:44 UTC 
+< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance
+between your ears
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #748, 2008-04-19
 %
 < mwalling> kethry's quick an easy are usually pretty good
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #928
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:01:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #749, 2008-04-19
 %
 < Bladedsha> any promo codes going atm?
 < Schroeder> Bladedsha: my penis is a promo code
 < Bladedsha> didnt know ur penis was big enough to name
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #929
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:36:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #750, 2008-04-19
 %
 < fred> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
-<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' (at
-news.bbc.co.uk)
+<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
+(at news.bbc.co.uk)
 < andarius> stand by while i go prevent cancer ...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #930
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #751, 2008-04-20
 %
-< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode, and i
-can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt use the proxy,
-how come?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #931
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:49:39 UTC 
+< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode,
+and i can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt
+use the proxy, how come?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #752, 2008-04-20
 %
 < echelon_> i can't get it up
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #932
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:32:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #753, 2008-04-21
 %
 <Codi> Windows is unprotected sex. Linux is using a condom, the
-      pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #933
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:58:40 UTC 
+       pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #754, 2008-04-21
 %
-<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of context..
-http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #934
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:22:46 UTC 
+<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of
+context.. http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #755, 2008-04-21
 %
-* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to get away on
-the bed :o
+* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to
+get away on the bed :o
 < ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman
 < ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost
 < andarius> exactly
 < ThomasY> On a big grid
 < andarius> only no pac man faces :o
-* BP{k} chomps kethry
+ * BP{k} chomps kethry
 < ThomasY> zomg
 < kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home*
-* andarius hopes she gets regenerated
+ * andarius hopes she gets regenerated
 < ThomasY> ahahahahaha
 < BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
 < andarius> run kethry run !!
@@ -8691,96 +5339,81 @@ wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
 < ThomasY> omfg
 < ThomasY> im dying
 < BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
-* BP{k} glomps kethry
+ * BP{k} glomps kethry
 < ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!!
 < BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!!
 < ThomasY> zomg
 < ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN!
-* BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:)
+ * BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:)
 < BP{k}> LOL#
 < ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while
 < kethry> ok.. enough
 < kethry> cos my jaw hurts
 < ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something
 < kethry> and tears are pouring down my face
-* andarius offers a tissue
+ * andarius offers a tissue
 < ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying!
 < kethry> thankyou, andarius
 < kethry>
 wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #935
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:40:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #756, 2008-04-21
 %
 < caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again
 < edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git
 < ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel
 < ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to
-          follow basic instructions
+	   follow basic instructions
 < caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and
-          telling me not to do what causes the problem
+	   telling me not to do what causes the problem
 < gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #937
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:07:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #757, 2008-04-22
 %
 Me: headdesk?
 Seth: something like that..
 Seth: lost in logic
 Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); }
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #938
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:39:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #758, 2008-04-22
 %
 < Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children,
-    so they know thier true master before they know anything else
+     so they know thier true master before they know anything else
 <@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu.
-* Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu
+ * Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu
 <@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book.
 <@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read.
 < Torso> Baby's First Mythos?
-* Torso knows the guy who wrote that
+ * Torso knows the guy who wrote that
 <@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #939
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:11:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #759, 2008-04-22
 %
-<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole lot of
-spam?  preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra and whatnot.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #941
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:41:09 UTC 
+<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole
+lot of spam?  preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra
+and whatnot.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #760, 2008-04-22
 %
-< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server and
-desktop editions?
+< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server
+and desktop editions?
 < nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions
 < ThomasY> dunno
 < fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #943
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:03:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #761, 2008-04-24
 %
-< lotec> carmelcoated:  wtf are you from?
+< lotec> carmelcoated:	wtf are you from?
 < caramelcoated> wtf am i from
 < caramelcoated> ?
 < lotec> where the fuck
 < caramelcoated> oh cali
 < lotec> lead paint on the walls still?
 < caramelcoated> what?
-< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US homes with
-lead paint in them
+< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US
+homes with lead paint in them
 < lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #944
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #762, 2008-04-24
 %
--!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed the
-connection]
+-!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed
+the connection]
 < straterra> Bye shell
 < thrice`> pwned
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #945
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #763, 2008-04-24
 %
 < thrice`> w00t
 < thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor
@@ -8789,46 +5422,41 @@ connection]
 < CaptObviousman> has it been peed on?
 < CaptObviousman> do a smell test first
 < jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #946
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #764, 2008-04-24
 %
-< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug commercials
-claim like 1 in 8 people got that
+< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug
+commercials claim like 1 in 8 people got that
 < Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ...
-< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, I guess.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #947
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:29 UTC 
+< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial,
+I guess.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #765, 2008-04-24
 %
 < jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog
-               in noobfarm quotes?
+		in noobfarm quotes?
 < caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra
 < lotec> #65 for Straterra
 < caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown
-< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper that you
-                      became calm
+< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper
+that you
+		       became calm
 < caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like
-                      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
+		       FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 < jkwood> *headdesk*
 
-< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down after she
-                 said it _might_ cause impotense
+< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down
+after she
+		  said it _might_ cause impotense
 < p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun
 < lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway
 < Soul_keeper> lol
 < p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p
 < caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency?
 < caramelcoated> FUCK
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #948
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #766, 2008-04-24
 %
-< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be running
-arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #949
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:10:13 UTC 
+< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be
+running arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #767, 2008-04-24
 %
 <PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay
 <lotec> just his boyfriend
@@ -8837,9 +5465,7 @@ jkwood sneaks out the side door
 <lotec> see i told yea
 <Soul_keeper> lol
 <p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #950
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:13:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #768, 2008-04-24
 %
 <lotec> LinuxyErin:  http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/
 <LinuxyErin> hmm thanks
@@ -8850,63 +5476,56 @@ jkwood sneaks out the side door
 <lotec> xfce themes
 <lotec> 8th one down
 <nullboy> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #951
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:42:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #769, 2008-04-24
 %
 < th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped
 < echelon_> don't use it?
 -!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit
-         [Client Quit]
+	  [Client Quit]
 < echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer
 < rworkman> Imagine how kde feels.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #952
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:35:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #770, 2008-04-24
 %
-< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: 1.6092  how
-can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #953
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:18 UTC 
+< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number:
+1.6092	how can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc;
+and I get -.6092
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #771, 2008-04-24
 %
 < edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis
 < caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007.
-* edman007 shoots the grammar nazi
+ * edman007 shoots the grammar nazi
 < nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here?
 < exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence?
-* nix_chix0r does not care
-* edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care
+ * nix_chix0r does not care
+ * edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care
 < nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me
 < caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r
 < nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome.
 < Sandman1> wtf
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #954
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #772, 2008-04-24
 %
 < twolf> grilled cheese.
 < nix_chix0r> yeah man
 < caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm
 < caramelcoated> mmmmm
 < edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i
-                 don't need any more
+		  don't need any more
 < nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though
 < nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that
 < caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty
 < twolf> I got some meunster
 < nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz
 < caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream
-                      brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant
+		       brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant
 < caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends
 < edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they
-                 usually sell stuff like cheese
+		  usually sell stuff like cheese
 < nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk
 < caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting
-                      diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and
-                      crapped my towel
+		       diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and
+		       crapped my towel
 < twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that
-              stuff
+	       stuff
 < caramelcoated> SUCKED
 < nix_chix0r> unless it's organic
 < nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty
@@ -8916,68 +5535,27 @@ can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092
 < nix_chix0r> vanilla kind
 < edman007> soy milk sucks
 < edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the
-                 fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have boobies
+		  fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have
+		  boobies
 < edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull?
 < twolf> less violent than bull milking
 < caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're
-                milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont
-                like the IDEA.
+		 milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont
+		 like the IDEA.
 < twolf> lmao
 < edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call
-                 that orange juice
+		  that orange juice
 < caramelcoated> bull juice...
 < edman007> caramelcoated, lol
 < caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons,
-                      i am going to KILL you edman007.
+		       i am going to KILL you edman007.
 < edman007> hahahahahha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #955
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:36:57 UTC 
-%
-<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work
-<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ?
-<ipherca> yeah
-<ipherca> it's downloaded.
-<ipherca> i used gunzip
-<ipherca> gunzip -c
-<thrice`> why?
-<ipherca> I don't know what else to use
-<thrice`> go into the directory which has it
-<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz
-<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago
-<ipherca> installpkg as a command
-<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ?
-<ipherca> this is my.. third day
-<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;)
-<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/
-<ipherca> no
-<ipherca> I will read
-<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html
-<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :)
-<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg
-* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
-<thrice`> and
-<thrice`> ?
-<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz
-<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab]
-<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard
-<ipherca> yeah, lol
-<ipherca> nothing
-<ipherca> same error
-<ipherca> crap, I'll brb
-* ipherca has quit ("Leaving")
-<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed
-<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #956
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #773, 2008-04-24
 %
 < cpunches> wow.  you must be an idiot.
 [snip]
 < cpunches> $otherPerson: troll
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #957
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:14:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #774, 2008-04-27
 %
 <acidchild> what happens if you do
 <acidchild> mkdir /mnt/addfs ; mount -t reiserfs /dev/hdb1 /mnt/addfs
@@ -8985,78 +5563,41 @@ can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092
 <acidchild> as root too
 *large pause*
 <acidchild> what do you do? jerk off between each command? hurry up
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #958
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:25:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #775, 2008-04-27
 %
 <acidchild> i do apologise for my genetics.
 <acidchild> i think i'm still under warranty, lemme find the paper work
 <acidchild> i'll send myself back
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #959
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:03:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #776, 2008-04-27
 %
 < jkwood> chmod +sexy fred
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #960
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:34:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #777, 2008-04-28
 %
 LoganTheRed: CaptObviousman: I love your chicken
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #961
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:30:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #778, 2008-04-28
 %
 < CaptObviousman> cyberbot: mmmm, that feels so good
 < CaptObviousman> IMEAN!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #963
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:35:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #779, 2008-04-28
 %
 < ThomasY> wget http://free.bestbareback.com/03/images/2.wmv
 < ThomasY> damnitt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #964
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:36:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #780, 2008-04-28
 %
 < NullM0dem> For those about to Slack!
 < slakmag1k> we salute you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #965
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:36:55 UTC 
-%
-* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it
-< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives?
-* andarius backs away
-< BP{k}> you frigging pervert.
-* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman
-< CaptObviousman> what? don't you?
-< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy
-< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now
-< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually
-< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P
-* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you
-will install it for me" :o
-< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #966
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #781, 2008-04-28
 %
 < ThomasY> is cpunches kinda like..a donkey punch?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #967
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:09:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #782, 2008-04-28
 %
 <+Duchess> Dear gods, did everyone get shot with the asshole virus today?
-* Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today
+ * Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today
 <+Pensicola> it tasted like ass, if you can believe it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #968
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:56:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #783, 2008-04-29
 %
 < jkwood> TB always gets my midichlorians up.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #970
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #784, 2008-05-01
 %
 < LoganTheRed> it's quiet
 < LoganTheRed> crickets
@@ -9064,360 +5605,188 @@ will install it for me" :o
 < LoganTheRed> >:-o
 < andarius> they were too lound :(
 < LoganTheRed> genocidal maniac!
-< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist.  Our
-andarius is growing up so fast!
-< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load of
-dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the bottom of
-shoes ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #971
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:31:30 UTC 
-%
-< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked
-there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!"
-< TJF> wtf is chicken polish
-< TJF> gets em shiny
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #972
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC 
-%
-< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing...
-< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:)
-< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?"
-< jkwood> fred:  Get your head out of the gutter.
-< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company
-< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude
-< jkwood> That's true.
-< straterra> :/
-< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin.
-< fred> it doesn't even look similar :|
-* fred is worried
-< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you?
-< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS
-YOU!
-* straterra writhes in agony
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #973
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC 
-%
-<green> how do i get an editor
-<webPragmatist> type /editor
-<Bdragon> depends on distro..
-<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor
-<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one
-<TJF> caker: meany
-<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf /
-<denis> sudo rm -rf /
-<Bdragon> oh come on
-
-About seven minutes later...
-
-<green> i can,t ssh ti linode
-<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf"
-* cruxeternus holds his breath.
-<TJF> green has firewalled himself out
-<green> yes
-* cruxeternus has done that before. :P
-<@caker> TJF: ....
-<TJF> O.O
-<green> i thoght the code is for me
-<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up
-<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling
-<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #974
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC 
-%
-<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >>
-http://notaverb.com/setup
-<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it
-wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that
-were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been
-nearly as eloquent
-<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!"
-<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement?
-<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck
-<tjfontaine> TJF: heh
-<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at
-birth
-<cruxeternus> !login
-<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P
-* caker is shutdowning his Linode
-* caker is logining into the website
-* caker is backuping
-* caker is sad
-<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb
-* mikegrb is killinging caker
-<mendel> stop sadding
-<cruxeternus> for seriousness
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #975
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC 
+< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist.
+Our andarius is growing up so fast!
+< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load
+of dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the
+bottom of shoes ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #785, 2008-05-01
 %
 < rrrggghhh> all i want to do is have broad conceptual conversations
-                  about linux with no grounding in reality
+		   about linux with no grounding in reality
 < rrrggghhh> is there a channel for that
 < nullboy> ##nonsense
 < rrrggghhh> i would have accepted #ubuntu or #debian
 < jkwood> You might try #cpunches.  That would be a good place for broad
-               conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in
-               reality.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #976
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 May 2008 15:36:26 UTC 
+		conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in
+		reality.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #786, 2008-05-02
 %
 * lotec checks his wigle status
 * kethry read that as *lotec checks his wife status
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #977
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 May 2008 03:13:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #787, 2008-05-02
 %
 ( heret|c) the people who call themselves hackers. are on about the
-          same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie
-          blankets or towels around their neck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #979
-                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 03:08:41 UTC 
-%
-<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I
-said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used
-ext3."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #980
-                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC 
-%
-04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it
-always screws up within like a week
-04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please
-reformat and try again"
-04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs,
-etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again
-04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC?
-04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so
-04:17 < Athenon_> whats that?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #981
-                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC 
-%
-Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally removed it
-with sudo deluser root
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #982
-                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 17:12:55 UTC 
-%
-< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it
-said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run
-< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally.
-< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file?
-< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D
-* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin
-< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did.
-< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden
-< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL
-* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too
-* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs
-< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed
-< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks
-< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New"
-< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i
-didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont
-download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora
-uses livna
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #983
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC 
+	   same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie
+	   blankets or towels around their neck
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #788, 2008-05-03
+%
+Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally
+removed it with sudo deluser root
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #789, 2008-05-04
 %
 < CaptObviousman> my god, so god damn busy right now
 < CaptObviousman> why do people keep stopping by my office!!!
 < CaptObviousman> how can I possibly irc if I keep getting bothered
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #984
-                                        Added: Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #790, 2008-05-06
 %
-* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the machine off
-that he was doing a dist-upgrade on
+* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the
+machine off that he was doing a dist-upgrade on
 < Bdragon> That's what post-it notes are for.
-< HoopyCat> silverblade:  assume good faith!  perhaps it was on fire, or maybe
-the power went out.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #985
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 17:56:20 UTC 
+< HoopyCat> silverblade:  assume good faith!  perhaps it was on fire,
+or maybe the power went out.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #791, 2008-05-07
 %
 < jkwood> Going to go eat Mcdonalds.  Yes, the whole restaurant.
 < rob0> ewww, watch out for the food. The furniture tastes better.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #986
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 20:47:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #792, 2008-05-07
 %
-< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get deep w/
-my asterisk install atm
+< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get
+deep w/ my asterisk install atm
 < ManxPower> nullb1t: then you need to hire a consultant.
 < nullb1t> hahaha, personal server
 < nullb1t> thanks anyways
-< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail.  Asterisk has a steep learning curve
-and requires much time to learn
-< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good year 2
-years ago
-< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to know linux,
-networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware.
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail.  Asterisk has a steep learning
+curve and requires much time to learn
+< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good
+year 2 years ago
+< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to
+know linux, networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware.
 < nullb1t> but I work too much and smoke to much weed to remember much
-< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand.  I don't have the time for skydiving.  I
-plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for the best.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #987
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:53 UTC 
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand.  I don't have the time for skydiving.
+I plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for
+the best.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #793, 2008-05-08
 %
 * CaptObviousman teabags thrice`
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #988
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #794, 2008-05-08
 %
 < gnubien> mmm chocolate covered bacon:
 http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg
-< ThomasY> gnubien: slow page
-< ThomasY> Very..very..very slow
-< gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;)
-< ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too
-< chopp_> heh
-< cpunches> ...my site isn't slow...
-< cpunches> :/
-< ThomasY> FAIL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #989
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 May 2008 16:22:36 UTC 
+ < ThomasY> gnubien: slow page
+ < ThomasY> Very..very..very slow
+ < gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;)
+ < ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too
+ < chopp_> heh
+ < cpunches> ...my site isn't slow...
+ < cpunches> :/
+ < ThomasY> FAIL
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #795, 2008-05-09
 %
 < rob0> I want a .co.ck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #990
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 00:47:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #796, 2008-05-09
 %
 < straterra> I play with mine hard too, mwalling...don't worry :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #991
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #797, 2008-05-10
 %
-<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it easier/better
-for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #992
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 23:30:00 UTC 
+<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it
+easier/better for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #798, 2008-05-10
 %
 < nbuonanno> now do me a favor: come over to my house
 < nbuonanno> go into my basement
 < nbuonanno> come up to my room
 < nbuonanno> and put it in while i sit here and play video games in
-                  the dark
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #995
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 00:04:48 UTC 
+		   the dark
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #799, 2008-05-12
 %
-< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it but
-doesn't do it
-< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone . screen
--r and its back
+< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it
+but doesn't do it
+< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone
+. screen -r and its back
 <+CaptObviousman> oneforall: that's exactly how screen is supposed to work
-< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it to
-disapear?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #996
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 05:03:57 UTC 
+< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it
+to disapear?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #800, 2008-05-12
 %
-< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you big hunk of
-man meat!!
+< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you
+big hunk of man meat!!
 < CaptObviousman> umm
 < CaptObviousman> no
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #997
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 18:44:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #801, 2008-05-13
 %
 <@fred> SuN: the ssl issue is /REALLY/ debian specific
 <@fred> they patched the PRNG in openssl
 <@fred> in a really bad way
-<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably, ones used
-but not generated) on debian systems
+<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably,
+ones used but not generated) on debian systems
 < SuN> Ohh, that's nasty.
 < flrichar> yea the slashdot writeup said it was in the debian package
 <@fred> /.: The trustworthy news source.
 < NightTiger> The vuln applies to Debian-based distros also, like Ubuntu,
-kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to be messy.
+kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to
+be messy.
 * NightTiger feels smug yet again.
 <@fred> :)
 < flrichar> lol
 < Dominian>  crap
 < Dominian> then that means my SlamBuntu hybrid is screwed
 < Dominian> </sarcasm>
-< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running slackware
-... saying it had no package management
+< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running
+slackware ... saying it had no package management
 < Dominian> heh
 < flrichar> see, they jinxed themselves
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #998
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 20:18:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #802, 2008-05-13
 %
 < acidchild> WU-88175-73
-< acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml)
--!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
--!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware
-< acidchild> awe crap
-< acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #999
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:34 UTC 
+ < acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml)
+ -!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+ -!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware
+ < acidchild> awe crap
+ < acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-(
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #803, 2008-05-13
 %
-< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York with
-quote 1000! W00T!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:27:32 UTC 
+< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York
+with quote 1000! W00T!!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #804, 2008-05-13
 %
 elbeardmorez> so you are a developer.. a quick q please..
-<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net based
-solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely NOTHING!
+<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net
+based solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely
+NOTHING!
 <mbostwick89> netbean
 <mbostwick89> and use wine for notepad++
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:02:16 UTC 
-%
-< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also the
-openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns
-< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo:  why didn't the debian guy contact the right people?
- cripes.  he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be sent (along
-with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the chicago lockbox via
-certified mail at least two months prior to making an adjustment to a
-quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #805, 2008-05-14
+%
+< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also
+the openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns
+< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo:	why didn't the debian guy contact the right
+people?  cripes.  he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be
+sent (along with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the
+chicago lockbox via certified mail at least two months prior to making
+an adjustment to a quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum!
 < HoopyCat> the openssl-team autoresponder says as much
 < path-> HoopyCat: how long did it take you to write that?
 < HoopyCat> path-:  uhh... i don't, err, time myself.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 13:26:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #806, 2008-05-14
 %
 < num_lock3d> anyone knows how to install apt-get in slackware 12.1 ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 19:55:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #807, 2008-05-14
 %
 < HoopyCat> wow, crazy, googlebot is goin' at me at 2 pages per second
-< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days.  Googlebot could have at LEAST
-bought you a drink first.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 20:28:27 UTC 
+< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days.  Googlebot could have
+at LEAST bought you a drink first.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #808, 2008-05-14
 %
 < mwalling> oh fuck me
-< straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:44:30 UTC 
+ < straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #809, 2008-05-14
 %
-<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make rawrite work
-on Windows, I could do it that way
-<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too cryptic for
-me to work out
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:47:28 UTC 
+<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make
+rawrite work on Windows, I could do it that way
+<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too
+cryptic for me to work out
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #810, 2008-05-14
 %
 * Zamboli has joined #guitars
 <Zamboli> i joined the navy
@@ -9425,127 +5794,101 @@ me to work out
 <Zamboli> those sick hats
 <Zamboli> the ones with lots of feathers
 <Zamboli> i can't wait
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 07:33:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #811, 2008-05-15
 %
 <+Arimith> why don't women ski?
 <@Pensicola> I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me
 <+Arimith> there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry
 <+Thari> BECAUSE THEY HAVE VAGINAS LOL
-* Pensicola facepalms
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 14:44:54 UTC 
+ * Pensicola facepalms
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #812, 2008-05-15
 %
 <jkwood> acidchild: N00b-eating zombie.
 <jkwood> And that's how we like him.
 * acidchild eats jkwood
 <lotec> acidchild: omg spit jkwood out
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 21:22:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #813, 2008-05-15
 %
-<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X -I
-rt2500:1 is not working
+<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X
+-I rt2500:1 is not working
 <|igm|not|> it is only scanning channel 1
 <|igm|not|> any ideas why?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 01:10:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #814, 2008-05-15
 %
 -!- ron1n was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
-< andarius> and may the mighty boot fly
--!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined ##slackware
-< ron1n> wow that was werid
-< ron1n> weird*
-< andarius> why ?
-< BP{k}> not really.
-< ron1n> pidgin just froze
-< ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked
-< ron1n> was I flooding?
-< BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;)
-< ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx
--!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left ##slackware []
-< straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k}
-< BP{k}> straterra: so did I.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:07:04 UTC 
+ < andarius> and may the mighty boot fly
+ -!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined
+ ##slackware
+ < ron1n> wow that was werid
+ < ron1n> weird*
+ < andarius> why ?
+ < BP{k}> not really.
+ < ron1n> pidgin just froze
+ < ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked
+ < ron1n> was I flooding?
+ < BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;)
+ < ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx
+ -!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left
+ ##slackware []
+ < straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k}
+ < BP{k}> straterra: so did I.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #815, 2008-05-16
 %
 < mwalling> CaptObviousman: you know the earth quake in china?
-< CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it
-< mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed
-< CaptObviousman> laugh
-< straterra> I dont have a bed, persay
-< straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself under my
-own weight
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:21 UTC 
+ < CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it
+ < mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed
+ < CaptObviousman> laugh
+ < straterra> I dont have a bed, persay
+ < straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself
+ under my own weight
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #816, 2008-05-16
 %
 < scott> CaptObviousman: heres an article on it http://tinyurl.com/2o2wrb
 < Chuckbot> Title: YouTube - RickRolled (at tinyurl.com)
 < scott> bah
 < fred> SUBTLE.
 < CaptObviousman> way to be scott
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 18:36:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #817, 2008-05-16
 %
 < mwalling> straterra: i cant get sex to work
-< straterra> I know how that feels :/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:04:13 UTC 
+ < straterra> I know how that feels :/
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #818, 2008-05-16
 %
-( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media as a
-partition but it fails..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:10:32 UTC 
+( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media
+as a partition but it fails..
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #819, 2008-05-16
 %
 <     BP{k}> okay, I have no fucking clue what Iwas thinking
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:22:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #820, 2008-05-16
 %
-< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the universe
-and everything acres in cups per smoot
-< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life the
-universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot
+< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the
+universe and everything acres in cups per smoot
+< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life
+the universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot
 < StevenK> Blink
 < cruxeternus> You win.
 < CaptObviousman> what. the. hell.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 15:47:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #821, 2008-05-19
 %
 -!- dafyz [~dafyz@tor-irc.dnsbl.oftc.net] has joined #debian-devel
-< dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian?
-< dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application
-proposees
-< dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general
-< dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre
-< dafyz> ...
-< jcristau> utilise gentoo alors
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 22:49:02 UTC 
-%
-< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown ugly
-stuck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019
-                                        Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 22:59:24 UTC 
+ < dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian?
+ < dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application
+ proposees
+ < dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general
+ < dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre
+ < dafyz> ...
+ < jcristau> utilise gentoo alors
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #822, 2008-05-19
+%
+< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown
+ugly stuck
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #823, 2008-05-20
 %
 < nullboy> i have to get freaky with a linksys router tonight
 < king_maverick> 12mb lets do it
 < NullM0dem> mmhmm
 < hurt> FREAK!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020
-                                        Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 23:23:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #824, 2008-05-20
 %
 <whatsgood> hmm i guess i should study for my lpi level 2
 <whatsgood> just for kicks
@@ -9553,12 +5896,10 @@ stuck
 <whatsgood> i just need a good late night cafe
 <cpunches> im still procrastinating on collecting a few
 <whatsgood> yeah they are fun to collect like buttons or something
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 04:09:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #825, 2008-05-20
 %
-<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber your ssh
-keys.
+<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber
+your ssh keys.
 <mwalling> well they screwed up to begin with
 *mwalling <3's Pat and his virgin source philosophy
 <jkwood> He has a source for virgins.
@@ -9566,53 +5907,39 @@ keys.
 <jkwood> ##slackware on freenode.
 <@mikegrb> lolz
 <mwalling> LOL
-<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos off of
-my monitor.
-<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how many
-keyboards i've been through at work?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 16:15:34 UTC 
+<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos
+off of my monitor.
+<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how
+many keyboards i've been through at work?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #826, 2008-05-21
 %
 < kitche> oh man on foxnews guess what they showed in hungry
 < jkwood> An a?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 17:13:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #827, 2008-05-21
 %
 -!- sileni has joined ##c++
-< sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++
-< sohail> emacs
-< sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail
-< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's worth it
-< sileni> ok thank you jordi
-< sileni> I might as well start the proper way
+ < sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++
+ < sohail> emacs
+ < sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail
+< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's
+worth it
+ < sileni> ok thank you jordi
+ < sileni> I might as well start the proper way
 < JordiGH> >:-)
-< sileni> that actually looks sexy
+ < sileni> that actually looks sexy
 -!- sileni has left ##c++
-* JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion.
-< lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious, I'm just
-trying to work out which.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 22:47:17 UTC 
+ * JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion.
+ < lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious,
+ I'm just trying to work out which.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #828, 2008-05-21
 %
 <whatsgood> but where does mitnick hang out?  i need to contact him
 <drijen> #gitmo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 04:01:43 UTC 
-%
-< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #829, 2008-05-22
 %
-< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent flushes
-overflow the bowl, your shit is an error
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 16:27:28 UTC 
+< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent
+flushes overflow the bowl, your shit is an error
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #830, 2008-05-23
 %
 Cann0n: i seem to be having sudo problems
 Cann0n: should my super user password be my root password?
@@ -9620,34 +5947,26 @@ Cann0n: i r confused
 Cann0n: did anyone else have the problem
 Cann0n: nvm
 Cann0n: i r stupid
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:26:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #831, 2008-05-26
 %
-< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done just by
-kind of moaning into the microphone.
-< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists kept
-cracking up.
+< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done
+just by kind of moaning into the microphone.
+< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists
+kept cracking up.
 < CaptObviousman> haha
 < mgrossie> Nick said it was like having a dying seal as lead singer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 14:19:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #832, 2008-05-29
 %
-< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts
-file?
+< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the
+/etc/hosts file?
 < ArmOrAttAk> vim
-< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts
-file without any direct human intervention?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 20:34:42 UTC 
+< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the
+/etc/hosts file without any direct human intervention?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #833, 2008-05-29
 %
 < jetlag> Can I run Xbox 360 games on my Linode 360?
-< jkwood> Yes.  Get cracking.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 02:36:11 UTC 
+< jkwood> Yes.	Get cracking.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #834, 2008-05-29
 %
 <wishbie> !list
 <ananke> silly people looking for silly bots...
@@ -9664,351 +5983,151 @@ file without any direct human intervention?
 <ananke> wishbie : go to #warez
 <spiki> ArmOrAttAk: you need to add $nickname
 <wishbie> thank, bye
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 11:16:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #835, 2008-05-30
 %
 Soul_keeper: i guess it's my job to teach this noob stuff
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036
-                                        Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 05:00:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #836, 2008-05-30
 %
 airer-girl> lol um.. ntohing really im confused as to what to do next
 <BP{k}> offer virgin goats
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037
-                                        Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:47:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #837, 2008-05-31
 %
-< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with kopete.
-This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038
-                                        Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:41:07 UTC 
+< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with
+kopete. This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #838, 2008-05-31
 %
 < Merkabah> man i just got dicked
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039
-                                        Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:04:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #839, 2008-06-01
 %
 < straterra> WOMENZ dont want servers
 < straterra> k?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:05:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #840, 2008-06-03
 %
-<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime using VLC
-?
+<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime
+using VLC ?
 <drijen> test34_, ask vlc, not us
 <test34_> vlc, please answer the question
 <test34_> ..
 * drijen facepalms
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:06:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #841, 2008-06-03
 %
 < fiyawerx> heh, thats neat - dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda
 < snowmoon-work> poor man's drive wipe?
 < fiyawerx> yeah
 < snowmoon-work> if you are using debian then you can just  use /dev/zero
 < snowmoon-work> ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:30:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #842, 2008-06-04
 %
 ( eclipseee) which serial keygen crack for slackware?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:09:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #843, 2008-06-05
 %
 < TwinReverb> big capacity usb sticks are the bomb
 < TwinReverb> especially when they have encryption
-< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to my ankle.
- Who needs encryption?
-< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so to get
-my data back
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:12:17 UTC 
+< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to
+my ankle.  Who needs encryption?
+< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so
+to get my data back
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #844, 2008-06-06
 %
 <@caker> scott: I love you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:36:38 UTC 
-%
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string
-with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this.
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah"
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class?
-< bradd_> that is not right..
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> global
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :)
-< Lede> /facepalm
-< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede
-< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const
-char *cstring = "blah""
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #845, 2008-06-06
 %
 < BP{k}> nah. the closet of doom is based on tardis technology
-< fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based on a
-combination of tardis and tetris technology...
-< BP{k}> fred++
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:09:41 UTC 
+ < fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based
+ on a combination of tardis and tetris technology...
+ < BP{k}> fred++
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #846, 2008-06-09
 %
-<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using ubuntu and
-not worry about some things.
+<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using
+ubuntu and not worry about some things.
 <PennyCostco> slackware is from a previous age... ubuntu is the new thing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:28:35 UTC 
-%
-<Dave2> :w dong
-<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written
-<Dave2> my dong is very small :(
-<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills ....
-<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC 
-%
-< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some sitting
-on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it.  I need to wipe
-my ass. Please help.
-< straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;)
-< rworkman> Forget I said that.
-< rworkman> I forgot you were here :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:30:13 UTC 
-%
-< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with a grain
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:20:22 UTC 
-%
-< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager
-run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it?
-< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN>
- applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the
-NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed
-to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security
-policies in the configuration file'
-< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome..
-< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't
-even come on the distro discs any more
-< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at
-this platform.
-< Dominian> Grejao: So?
-< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer.
-< Dominian> Its officially unsupported.
-< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker
-has to give you a warranty...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC 
-%
-<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into localhost
-after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:12:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #847, 2008-06-09
+%
+< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some
+sitting on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it.
+I need to wipe my ass. Please help.
+ < straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;)
+ < rworkman> Forget I said that.
+ < rworkman> I forgot you were here :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #848, 2008-06-10
+%
+< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with
+a grain
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #849, 2008-06-11
+%
+<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into
+localhost after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #850, 2008-06-11
 %
 < Manjaro> Hello
 < Alucard> hi
-< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start a process
-< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot open shared
-object file: No such
+< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start
+a process
+< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot
+open shared object file: No such
 < Manjaro>  file or directory
 < Alucard> you're missing libssl
-< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I seem to
-find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though.
+< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I
+seem to find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though.
 < jkwood> *facepalm*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:48:57 UTC 
-%
-< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and
-just install OS X on it
-< straterra> eh
-< straterra> Thats a PITA
-< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features
-< logan> like?  I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need
-< straterra> multitouch..
-< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing
-* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive
-< straterra> You love my hard drive
-< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now
-< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch
-< straterra> Oh
-< straterra> Get a faster MBP
-< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports
-< logan> straterra: expensive
-< straterra> I didn't say buy one
-< straterra> I said get one :)
-< jkwood> "acquire"
-< logan> hah
-< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples
-< logan> really, there's not that much
-< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC 
-%
-< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form.  I'm really not
-interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/
-< thrice`> :(
-< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his
-personal bat symbol
-< straterra> ...
-< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058
-                                        Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #851, 2008-06-12
 %
 < greymaus_> Hi
 < greymaus_> just downloaded package xmms2*.tar.gz
 < greymaus_> pkgtool would not deal with it until I renamed it *.tgz
 < greymaus_> If anyone is interested, just thought I'd tell
 < greymaus_> Bye!
--!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net] has left
-#slackbuilds []
+-!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net]
+has left #slackbuilds []
 < shasta> oh my
 <+XGizzmo_> yeah
-< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2 doesn't work
+< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2
+doesn't work
 * XGizzmo_ *headdesk*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:04:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #852, 2008-06-14
 %
-< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware package
-for it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:28:36 UTC 
+< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware
+package for it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #853, 2008-06-16
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further for fear
-of being misquoted and noobfarmed.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:54:28 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further
+for fear of being misquoted and noobfarmed.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #854, 2008-06-16
 %
-<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type their
-hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the IP address...
-what makes this so?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:13:59 UTC 
+<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type
+their hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the
+IP address... what makes this so?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #855, 2008-06-16
 %
 <jsoftw> /bin/su: incorrect password
 <jsoftw> ?
 <jsoftw> (when run as root)
 <jsoftw> Wtf do I need a password for.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:14:48 UTC 
-%
-<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really stupid... I'd been
-f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was write protected... I couldn't
-see a switch or anything so I figured it was starting to die on me... anyway
-long story short after lots of cursing and command line foolishness I saw that
-indeed it did have a switch.... doh....
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #856, 2008-06-16
+%
+<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really
+stupid... I'd been f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was
+write protected... I couldn't see a switch or anything so I figured
+it was starting to die on me... anyway long story short after lots of
+cursing and command line foolishness I saw that indeed it did have a
+switch.... doh....
 <BigX> time to get my eyes checked I guess
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:15:52 UTC 
-%
-< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I
-have root on all of them :D
-< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw!
-< straterra> zomgleekhax0r
-< livinded> srsly
-< straterra> zomgphear
-< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the
-access
-< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility
-< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail
-< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome.
-< Dominian> Feel the power !
-< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility
-< Dominian> hahaha
-< Dominian> NOOBFARM
-< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards
-< hurt> boo!
-< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just
-laughed
-< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration.
-< straterra> Bubba wont care though
-< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use
-the school's server
-< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any
-more legal
-< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do
-anything that's going to get me caught
-< straterra> livinded: you already have
-< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught
-< avert> straterra: lol
-< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as
-possible?
-< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree
-< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles
-< livinded> title*
-< straterra> That doesn't really matter
-< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught
-< straterra> Better yet
-< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend.
-< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot.
-< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog
-< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught?
-< straterra> By running their mouths
-< straterra> bragging
-< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight.
-< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble.  If the bird didn't sing
-the snake would've gone hungry.
-< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989!
-< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it.
-< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell
-one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4)
-< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control
-your waggin' tongue.
- * avert sits back and watches
-< straterra> Unless you have a gf
-< straterra> Then..go for it
-< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you
-put under it
-< straterra> ...
- * straterra face palms
-< avert> haha
-< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night?
-< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind.  Forget everything I just said.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #857, 2008-06-16
 %
 <jimisrvrox> how would I open .exe files in linux?
-<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason the
-installer isnt opening
+<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason
+the installer isnt opening
 <flaran_> the linux installer .exe?
 <jimisrvrox> yes
 <flaran_> go into the terminal, and try typing sudo ./file.exe
 <jimisrvrox> ok so linux by default blocks opening .exe files?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:18:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #858, 2008-06-17
 %
 <j720> any ideas on how to start python in gui mode?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:19:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #859, 2008-06-17
 %
-16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has joined
-#Rohitab
+16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has
+joined #Rohitab
 17:00:09 < Zeeded_> ok i need help really quick
 17:00:29 < Zeeded_> i just fucked up and pressed Alt+Ctrl+F1
 17:00:38 <@evilfourzero> ??
@@ -10018,124 +6137,55 @@ installer isnt opening
 17:00:50 < Zeeded_> yes
 17:00:50 <@evilfourzero> ctr + alt + F7
 17:01:05 < Zeeded> thanks dude
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:03:25 UTC 
-%
-<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with a running
-guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:21:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #860, 2008-06-18
 %
-< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for
-a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything  ?
-< rworkman> lsEee: thermite.
-< jkwood> thermite++
-< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC 
+<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with
+a running guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #861, 2008-06-18
 %
 * exothermc_ (n=miles@75.139.184.213) has joined #linuxhelp
 <exothermc_> Anyone know of a good place to ask some tax/payroll related
 questions?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:23:51 UTC 
-%
-* Monoca has joined ##slackware
-<Monoca> hi
-<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console
-<Zordrak> wow. well done.
-<Monoca> ??
-<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won
-a free cake!
-<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake
-<adamx> mmm cake
-* edman007 takes the cake
-* Monoca has quit ("Leaving")
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #862, 2008-06-19
 %
 < veryhappy1988> well all what i wanna have have is the information how
-                      linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a
-                      serious hacker
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:52:46 UTC 
+		       linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a
+		       serious hacker
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #863, 2008-06-20
 %
-< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one thing--there
-are a lot of ugly people in the world.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:35:36 UTC 
+< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one
+thing--there are a lot of ugly people in the world.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #864, 2008-06-20
 %
 <toasterb0y> CPU1: Temperature above threshold
 <toasterb0y> does that sound serious?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:55:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #865, 2008-06-21
 %
-<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we potentially
-have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh?
+<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we
+potentially have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh?
 <ron> UP FOR DISCUSSION!
-<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never mind
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:45:43 UTC 
+<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never
+mind
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #866, 2008-06-21
 %
 <Captain-Murphy_> Linux is totally sucking hard
-<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything up,
-can anyone help me fix this?
+<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything
+up, can anyone help me fix this?
 <Hodapp> what distro are you using that still uses XFree86?
 <savetheWorld> nope, too busy sucking.
 <Captain-Murphy_> beatrix
 <Captain-Murphy_> I'm trying to fix up an old pentium II so its useable
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:22:38 UTC 
-%
-<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only
-works when i put ./ ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #867, 2008-06-21
 %
 <Trengo> whats the channel where you can talk to opers?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:20:24 UTC 
-%
-UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually
-tasty
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC 
-%
-<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath
-<Mr_Evil> naked
-<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic
-<juice_> and your still on irc
-<Mr_Evil> or just bathing
-<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time
-<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5
-<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha
-<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded.
-<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife
-<Mr_Evil> heh
-<Mr_Evil> thanks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #868, 2008-06-22
 %
 <harfg> wtf!!
 <harfg> I just saw a program called '3' running in top
 <daniel> omfg!
 <harfg> yea exactly
-<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there is a 1
-script and 2 script as well
+<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there
+is a 1 script and 2 script as well
 <harfg> what ever fricking master peice of a package that comes from
 <juice> a rootkit :)
 <harfg> argh !!
@@ -10148,128 +6198,32 @@ installed mad modules
 <juice> just to find out
 <harfg> if they did bust in it must of either been through ssh or tightvnc
 <juice> have any of the patches been applied to that?
-<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered that
-ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the update manager
-the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so now your going to tell
-me Ive been over reliant
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:04:15 UTC 
+<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered
+that ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the
+update manager the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so
+now your going to tell me Ive been over reliant
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #869, 2008-06-23
 %
-< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter, I don't
-have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:46:41 UTC 
+< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter,
+I don't have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #870, 2008-06-23
 %
-<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line arg?
-like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:37:48 UTC 
+<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line
+arg? like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #871, 2008-06-25
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> Hmmm......
 < rworkman> Careful, don't hurt yourself.
 < Alan_Hicks> rworkman: blow me
 < rworkman> Alan_Hicks: you first.
 < lanmower> ...
-< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing.  Just let me call in a favor from straterra.
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing.  Just let me call in a favor from
+straterra.
 < rworkman> Alan_Hicks: that was wrong. :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:00:18 UTC 
-%
-< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the
-occasional crash
-< thrice`> -2
-< jkwood> Umm... 5?
-< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs
-< jkwood> Oh, wait.  1?
-< jkwood> 10?
-< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale
-< jkwood> Oh.  Erm... .3
-< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable?
-< pkgtool> try E
-< lanmower> er
-< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help
-< lanmower> good point
-< lanmower> er 1 is good
-< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind
-of silly.
-< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra
-< lanmower> fail pre grade-1
-< lanmower> naa just wired
-< straterra> What?
-< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #872, 2008-06-25
 %
 < BubbleWrap> sec, i just typed make and im getting spammed :o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:00:09 UTC 
-%
->>>_roach has joined ##slackware
-( _roach) teste
-( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect
-<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"]
-( nullboy) bahahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC 
-%
-<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware
-<juice> huh?
-<nullboy> ?
-<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ?   do they make good bait
-<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ?
-<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware
-WITH a worm?
-<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :)
-<Dominian> I smell a troll.
-<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu
-<juice> bs
-<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called?
-<nullboy> worm*
-<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called?
-<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it
-<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance
-<meninslack>  /worm/virus/Nutcracker
-<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what?
-<patric__> ...
-<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner
-<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in?
-<juice> meninslack, that is  password cracker
-<juice> not a worm
-<patric__> avast isn't crappy
-<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX
-and Linux systems.
-<meninslack> something.tar.bz2
-<juice> stop hacking
-<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives
-<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name..
-<Dominian> bz2?
-<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part...
-<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source
-files.
-<meninslack> Then it is infected source
-<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files
-<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name
-<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods...
-<meninslack> I can't remember
-<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it
-<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware.
-<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time.  If it's detecting a virus in the
-cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner.
-<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems
-to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at
-<Dominian> I don't believe it.
-<nullboy> i call bs as well
-<Dominian> md5sums would have found it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #873, 2008-06-25
 %
 # www.linuxpackages.net FAQ
 
@@ -10277,120 +6231,87 @@ to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at
 <redtricycle> I was wondering if the same was for slacky
 <mindbendr> why's that
 
-<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build scripts
-can be trusted since it allows you to audit it
+<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build
+scripts can be trusted since it allows you to audit it
 <BP{k}> mindbendr: for the following reasons:
 <jkwood> Although, nullboy has a good point.
 <BP{k}> 1) linuxpackages has no known QA or its fairly obsure
 <BP{k}> 2) they allow packages to be build on nonclean systems that will
 introduce dependencies on your system that you dont need
 <jokie51> Gee, complain complain :P
-<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that appear
-in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole kinda hard
+<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that
+appear in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole
+kinda hard
 <mindbendr> do they, thought they've got nice policies and rating system
 <BP{k}> 4) and on top of everything else:
 http://slackadelic.com/2007/04/11/linuxpackagesnet-intentionally-malicious/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:22:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #874, 2008-06-26
 %
---> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds
-<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i
-do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org?
-<mwalling> ?
-<mwalling> there already is
-<thrice`> lol
-<ultimashrine> huh?
-<ultimashrine> i don't know about that
-<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"?
-<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss
-* ultimashrine slams his head
-<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC 
-%
-<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and outdated. I
-spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically wet my pants when I get
-a chance to work our new slack box.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:09:16 UTC 
-%
-< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK"
-< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!"  "That's fine."
-< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking
-file" button too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC 
-%
-* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #linuxhelp
-<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about chatrooms
-where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV numbers. Anyone know
-where I can access any rooms like that??
+<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and
+outdated. I spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically
+wet my pants when I get a chance to work our new slack box.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #875, 2008-06-27
+%
+* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined
+#linuxhelp
+<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about
+chatrooms where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV
+numbers. Anyone know where I can access any rooms like that??
 <Tonehog> That's called CC fraud.
-<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but so is
-hacking
+<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but
+so is hacking
 <Tonehog> No, cracking is illegal. Hacking isn't.
 <Ryan933> oh whats the diffrents I am new to this?
-<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access CC
-Details??
-<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how to enter
-them
+<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access
+CC Details??
+<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how
+to enter them
 <Ryan933> how do u chge rooms?
 <MorJava> hey are you trolling?
 <Ryan933> whats that?
 <Tonehog> MorJava: just ignore him.
 <Ryan933> how do u change rooms in here??
 <Tonehog> He's either completely clueless or a Fed.
-<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun comes up
+<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun
+comes up
 <Ryan933> A fed I live in Australia we dont have feds
 <Tonehog> Take it easy MorJava.
 <MorJava> yeah well i think he's trolling for someone to bust
 <MorJava> federal police.....we have them
 <Ryan933> buston what?
 <Ryan933> bust*
-<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything like
-that.
+<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything
+like that.
 <Tonehog> :/
-<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at the moment
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:00:30 UTC 
+<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at
+the moment
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #876, 2008-06-28
 %
 < daveb> i read an old cringely article
-< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for education. Why
-not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid instead. they won't even
-need a job.
+< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for
+education. Why not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid
+instead. they won't even need a job.
 < Peikko> Nah just give it to social security and let them retire at 18.
 < Peikko> Outsource all jobs and just collect soc. sec. on them.
-< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price collapses
-= problem solved.
+< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price
+collapses = problem solved.
 < daveb> very cool.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:09:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #877, 2008-06-30
 %
 [*] tuxq|mobile [~tuxq@5.sub-72-114-174.myvzw.com] has joined #slackware
 < tuxq|mobile> howdy
 < tuxq> omg it's me! but mobile!
 < tuxq|mobile> yes. Yes it is
-< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different devices.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:39:59 UTC 
+< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different
+devices.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #878, 2008-07-01
 %
 <JimShoe> :wc
 <JimShoe> damn it i'm not in vi
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:30:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #879, 2008-07-02
 %
 < timmi> windows is like unprotected sex.. linux is never getting laid ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:19:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #880, 2008-07-02
 %
 < nachox> guys, please, let it go
 < el11te> they wont stop
@@ -10398,47 +6319,24 @@ need a job.
 < nachox> yes they will
 < nullboy> lest swift and sure retribution commence
 < ThomasY> Sex with me?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:18 UTC 
-%
-<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others,
-roommates, parrots, etc.)."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106
-                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC 
-%
-<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full
-Install(TM)" in the topic?
-<spook> can we get that in the installer?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107
-                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #881, 2008-07-02
 %
 < nullboy> he must not have received his complimentary reach around
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:02:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #882, 2008-07-07
 %
 < tuxq> God im an idiot
 < Dominian> notice... no one argued...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:25:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #883, 2008-07-08
 %
 yxz97: I should learn how use emacs instead of, more cool LINUX!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:21:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #884, 2008-07-09
 %
 * The-Croupier definately  not on noobfarm ha :)
 Old_Fogie: yet :D
 The-Croupier: already searched for croupier and The-Croupier
 Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ?
 * Old_Fogie runs :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #885, 2008-07-09
 %
 <Dagmar> Use `fortune -o`
 <coil> so Dagmar
@@ -10450,215 +6348,132 @@ Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ?
 <Dagmar> scort: Did you install PuritanLinux or something?
 <scort> ./exec -o `fortune -o`
 <scort> No fortunes found
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:00:36 UTC 
-%
-< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird
-< thrice`> really?
-< thrice`> you can set them manually
-< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ?
-* straterra snickers
-< Dominian> thrice`: ass
-< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is
-no longer allowed to build me!"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #886, 2008-07-10
 %
 hurt: people who use noobfarm are stupid.
 rworkman: Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:43:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #887, 2008-07-11
 %
 < HoopyCat> i started dating my wife because we both programmed in python
 < jkwood> She fell for your python, eh?
 < HoopyCat> jkwood:  i fell for hers, to be honest.
 * jkwood drops it like it's hot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:11:27 UTC 
-%
-< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay?
-< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question?
-< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..."
-< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to
-know. :)
-< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with
-such-and-such. ;-)
-< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid?
-< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare.
-< ThomasY> Damn you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #888, 2008-07-12
 %
 evanton: chastity belts are for women
 The-Croupier: ooops
 Old_Fogie: or for confused old men
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:06:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #889, 2008-07-14
 %
 < ThomasY> I DO NOT LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!
 < jkwood> Technically, the house is in his dad's name.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:39:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #890, 2008-07-15
 %
 < BubbleWrap> its got an rj45 cable coming out of its ass
 < BubbleWrap> lemme see where it goes to :o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:58:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #891, 2008-07-15
 %
-K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your hands
-around
+K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your
+hands around
 Old_Fogie> K-Ruby, fail :D
 K-Ruby> muhahahah
 K-Ruby> Hey if you had a webcam we could do it for real
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:21:43 UTC 
-%
-<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page!
-<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing.
-<Cann0n> it worked for me...
-<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he
-just said.
-<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #892, 2008-07-15
 %
 23:32 < Cann0n> i'm lost
 23:32 < K-Ruby> I'm found
 23:32 < Old_Fogie> I'm Old_Fogie , nice to meet yo.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:35:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #893, 2008-07-15
 %
 * cpunches had forgotten about trolling
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125
-                                        Added: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:51:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #894, 2008-07-16
 %
-20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to the
-screen
+20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to
+the screen
 20:57 < ron1n> memem, minimize it?
 20:59 < edman007> stop looking
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:01:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #895, 2008-07-19
 %
 <crypticlineage> any LaTeX enthusiasts here?
 <Old_Fogie> nah, the wife told me to knock that stuff off.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:15:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #896, 2008-07-19
 %
 <rworkman> The array requires bash though, doesn't it?
 <Alan_Hicks> I'm not sure...
 <rworkman> I'd like for this to work in ksh, for selfish reasons.
 <Alan_Hicks> I'm sure ksh has arrays.  RTFM.
 <rworkman> I'm lazy. FOAD.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:48:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #897, 2008-07-21
 %
 < jkwood> Noobfarm is not meant to belittle or defame.
 < BubbleWrap> jkwood, i feel like im being belittled
 < jkwood> Shut up, you little whiny ass.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:27:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #898, 2008-07-23
 %
-< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this event?
-< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around 80-100
-people though
+< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this
+event?
+< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around
+80-100 people though
 < logan> might be able to fit them all into my car
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:32:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #899, 2008-07-23
 %
-<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory to
-allocate that as root??
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:52:48 UTC 
+<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory
+to allocate that as root??
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #900, 2008-07-23
 %
 <muraii[]work> Samba will drink your milkshake!
 <mtu> and they're like, it better than yours
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:18:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #901, 2008-07-25
 %
-< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime with a
-man on man scene :(
+< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime
+with a man on man scene :(
 < Dominian> uhh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:15:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #902, 2008-07-26
 %
 * nachox removes channel operator status from nachox
-<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a su shell
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:21:46 UTC 
+<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a
+su shell
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #903, 2008-07-29
 %
 The-Croupier> what being a greek :P
-The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the millenia
-antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long as you're
-not a little boy
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:10:09 UTC 
-%
-<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5.  Think of all the typing you could
-save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC 
+The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the
+millenia
+antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long
+as you're not a little boy
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #904, 2008-07-30
 %
 Old_Fogie: straterra, you run gentoo too?
 nachox: he and 2 other guys
 straterra: Must be pretty good documentation for 3 guys.
 straterra: :)
-jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other than heating.
+jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other
+than heating.
 nachox: all outdated from when 12 guys used it
-thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4.  wanna race? :-)
+thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4.	wanna race? :-)
 straterra: Sure
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:33:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #905, 2008-07-30
 %
-< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the same time
+< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the
+same time
 < `Reid`> um
 < `Reid`> you can do that on msn too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:06:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #906, 2008-07-31
 %
 < Ruckus> generators run on fossil fuels!!! Infidel!
-< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and bury them
-under high pressure
-* Case is green
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:52:35 UTC 
+< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and
+bury them under high pressure
+ * Case is green
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #907, 2008-08-01
 %
 ( straterra) you caught me. my penis is fake
 
 ( straterra) and my testicles are actually blueberry muffins
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156
-                                        Added: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:18:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #908, 2008-08-02
 %
-<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping and even
-him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help
-<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something from now
-on
+<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping
+and even him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help
+<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something
+from now on
 <CaptObviousman> I feel dirty
 * CaptObviousman just joined #ubuntu
 <BP{k}> it could be worse :)
@@ -10668,41 +6483,33 @@ on
 <CaptObviousman> and what on earth is wrong with my b key
 <straterra> maybe its tired of being used in words like 'ubuntu'
 <straterra> doesnt have the patience of the 'u' key
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:15:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #909, 2008-08-02
 %
 <orly_owl> Bugs in the current version will be fixed?
-<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs like
-trophys?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:30:22 UTC 
+<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs
+like trophys?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #910, 2008-08-03
 %
-<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when generating a
-         keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty?
+<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when
+generating a
+	  keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty?
 <evanton> it is not obvious to me after reading the manpage
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:54:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #911, 2008-08-03
 %
 -!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has joined ##mac
-< zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source in mac
-< zod21> using terminal
-< zod21> is it the same as in linux
-< zod21> sweet
--!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:33:34 UTC 
-%
-Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with gnome,
-hee hee, you have to luv gnu
+ < zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source
+ in mac
+ < zod21> using terminal
+ < zod21> is it the same as in linux
+ < zod21> sweet
+ -!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #912, 2008-08-03
+%
+Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with
+gnome, hee hee, you have to luv gnu
 Old_Fogie: s/pythong/python
 Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:57:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #913, 2008-08-04
 %
 <masterx831> root@darkstar:~# cdrecord -isosize
 /home/masterx831/Microsoft.Windows.Vista.ULTIMATE.x86.SP1.Integrated.June.2008.OEM.DVD-BIE/bievsp168.iso
@@ -10725,92 +6532,80 @@ Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at.
 <masterx831> ananke: i have to pay bills somehow
 <masterx831> fine i will sell slackware for 50 bucks
 <ananke> uhmm, last time i checked, freenode was against piracy
-<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually profit from
-it
-<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that doesn't
-give a crap
-<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that pirate sucks
+<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually
+profit from it
+<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that
+doesn't give a crap
+<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that
+pirate sucks
 <masterx831> might as well do my landscaping
 <bcmiller2> off to steal a mower?
 <LF4> haha
 <unixfool> lol
 <devilz> rofl
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:29:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #914, 2008-08-05
 %
 < alienBOB> YammYgirlcoding - please read the Slackware Book and
-                 especially the installation section.... before you try again
+		  especially the installation section.... before you
+		  try again
 < antler> YammYgirlcoding: you're actually quite obtuse, if you don't me
-               saying so.
+		saying so.
 < hitest> when you have all 3 CDs please go and read the book carefully.
-               The install procedure will be less troublesome then
+		The install procedure will be less troublesome then
 < YammYgirlcoding> beeing obtuse means exactly like beeing what?
 
 < YammYgirlcoding> like. is the book long? cause i have only today to
-                        install, learn the services and be able to tell that i
-                        'know it' :/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:38:12 UTC 
+			 install, learn the services and be able to tell
+			 that i
+			 'know it' :/
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #915, 2008-08-08
 %
-<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to  retrive email messages from
-an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account)
+<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to  retrive email messages
+from an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account)
 <The_Apprentice> isp closed the account*
 <phrag> just go to the magic global email archive
 <The_Apprentice> magic global ?
-<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public repository,
-right ?
+<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public
+repository, right ?
 The_Apprentice> err no
 The_Apprentice> phrag: you have the url?
 * phrag groans
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:28:00 UTC 
-%
-rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than welcome to
-(incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk and/or Vector and
-whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact remains that *I* will not
-knowingly help with them.
-ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore cuz i
-dont have 4 feet? rubbish...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:35:14 UTC 
-%
-< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known in a
-long time
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #916, 2008-08-08
+%
+rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than
+welcome to (incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk
+and/or Vector and whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact
+remains that *I* will not knowingly help with them.
+ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore
+cuz i dont have 4 feet? rubbish...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #917, 2008-08-08
+%
+< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known
+in a long time
 < Spartako> I am practicing my english skills
 < Spartako> :P
 < asg> Spartako: you were doing well until :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:39:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #918, 2008-08-08
 %
 The_Apprentice> anake: murder is murder!
 
-ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while you're
-still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder is murder'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167
-                                        Added: Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:37:30 UTC 
+ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while
+you're still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder
+is murder'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #919, 2008-08-09
 %
 < acidchi1d> i hear --cheese=1
 < acidchi1d> makes it go faster
 < nixfreak> where would I put that though
 < nixfreak> ????
 < nixfreak> I'm a n00b ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #920, 2008-08-10
 %
 NyteOwl: I kniw, lets just skip 64bit and go straight to 256 :)
 alisonken1: worked for aes
 NyteOwl: lol
 rwmx: haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #921, 2008-08-11
 %
 <exile777> whats the point of using vi and emacs? what do those keyboard
 shortcuts do?
@@ -10821,135 +6616,91 @@ shortcuts do?
 <exile777> definitely not. eww
 <LinuxyErin> they make life easier :-p
 * acidchild gets chainsaw out
-<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with a mouse
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:02 UTC 
+<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with
+a mouse
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #922, 2008-08-11
 %
 <exile777> hmm. what is this noobfarm business?
 <exile777> omg noooooooooooo, im on there
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #923, 2008-08-11
 %
-rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be sad,
-sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day.  ;-)
+rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be
+sad, sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day.  ;-)
 exile777> ewww
 ThomasY> Only sore if you fight it
 ThomasY> Most do though
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:55:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #924, 2008-08-12
 %
-< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd be downing
-drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right
+< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd
+be downing drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right
 < Cheapass> Tahitit?
 * Pensicola blames Freud. That cock
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:13:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #925, 2008-08-13
 %
 airer-girl> ill let you mount me if you can fix the mount problem
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:06:32 UTC 
-%
-airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let users mount
-and use truecrypt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:07:38 UTC 
-%
-<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde - IIRC, kde used
-to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window decorations menu - but
-the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got all of the kde packages
-installed - anyone know why this isn't working?
-<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something Is
-Wrong.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #926, 2008-08-13
+%
+airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let
+users mount and use truecrypt
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #927, 2008-08-13
+%
+<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde -
+IIRC, kde used to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window
+decorations menu - but the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got
+all of the kde packages installed - anyone know why this isn't working?
+<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something
+Is Wrong.
 <-- Hikaru has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
---> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware
-<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left #slackware
---> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware
+--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined
+#slackware
+<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left
+#slackware
+--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined
+#slackware
 <Hikaru> Figured out the problem: I'M AN IDIOT.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:48:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #928, 2008-08-14
 %
 baloneysammitch> can anyone help with mounting a usb external hd?
 <Raging_Hog> baloneysammitch: Does it show up as /dev/sd?
-<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged it back
-in and now it shows using fdisk -l
+<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged
+it back in and now it shows using fdisk -l
 <baloneysammitch> I'm so pissed, never mind
-<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't know about
+<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't
+know about
 <baloneysammitch> lsusb lists my hd
 <baloneysammitch> fdisk -l does not
 <baloneysammitch> how do I bridge that gap?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:50:29 UTC 
-%
-< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English.  This is part of the
-help blurb associated with the * Dial command.
-< mchou>    D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings *after* the
-called
-< mchou>            party has answered, but before the call gets bridged. The
-'called'
-< mchou>            DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the 'calling'
-DTMF
-< mchou>            string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters can be
-used
-< mchou>            alone.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #929, 2008-08-14
+%
+< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English.  This is part
+of the help blurb associated with the * Dial command.
+< mchou>    D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings
+*after* the called
+< mchou>	    party has answered, but before the call gets
+bridged. The 'called'
+< mchou>	    DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the
+'calling' DTMF
+< mchou>	    string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters
+can be used
+< mchou>	    alone.
 <@russellb> Hm, that looks like English to me
 <@russellb> :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:50:10 UTC 
-%
-< straterra> !nickometer cpunches
-<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%.
-< straterra> LIES
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC 
-%
-( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too
-( nullboy) he's a closet maso
-( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :)
-( nullboy) haha
-* fred <3 pain
-( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #930, 2008-08-14
 %
-< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem corruption
-risks due to unstable hardware?
+< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem
+corruption risks due to unstable hardware?
 < linux_probe> =p replace the unstable hardware
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:54:36 UTC 
-%
-straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very
-much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.."
-<nullboy> "which must be killed"
-<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #931, 2008-08-15
 %
 < bijit> Old_Fogie: is a security Paranoid. he uses ip.
-< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure, I type
-numbers til' I get what I want
+< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure,
+I type numbers til' I get what I want
 < antler> Old_Fogie: hahaha that always makes me smile ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #932, 2008-08-21
 %
 < jkwood> ! people still use urmom?!?!
 < bob2> only to allow-transfer
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:06:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #933, 2008-08-26
 %
 < CaptObviousman> so what is kvm, is it an alternative to vmwave/vbox?
 < CaptObviousman> this is probably written down somewhere isn't it
@@ -10958,60 +6709,42 @@ numbers til' I get what I want
 < drijen> kvm is a hardware device
 < drijen> oh wait
 * drijen flops around helplessly
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:53:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #934, 2008-08-26
 %
 spook> seriously, kangaroo is nice
-<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously overpopulated
+<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously
+overpopulated
 <nathanbw> Kangaroo, the guilt-free snack
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191
-                                        Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:55:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #935, 2008-08-30
 %
-< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on quotes...maybe you
-can start producing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192
-                                        Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:24 UTC 
+< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on
+quotes...maybe you can start producing
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #936, 2008-08-30
 %
 * CaptObviousman returns triumphantly!
 * jkwood triumphs returnedly!
 * CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at jkwood
 * fred eyes his narrows at CaptObviousman
-* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode when opened
-* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded by
-fred
+* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode
+when opened
+* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded
+by fred
 <pprkut> lol
 <CaptObviousman> that doesn't make a lick of sense
 * jkwood licks CaptObviousman's sense
 * fred senses CaptObviousman's lick
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193
-                                        Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:40:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #937, 2008-08-30
 %
-<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that.
-<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/
-<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;)
-<pprkut> lol
-<pprkut> the empire will strike back
-<thrice`> the jedi will return...
-<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm
-<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194
-                                        Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC 
-%
-13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky stuff that
-                       comes out of them????
+13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky
+stuff that
+			comes out of them????
 13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> ;)
 13:29 <@team-fail> fun
 13:29  * team-fail realises thats a new low
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:34:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #938, 2008-09-02
 %
-CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea?
+CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a
+good idea?
 <straterra> Because..you were drunk
 <nullboy> i'm talking, attenuating the universe, singing
 <straterra> Or high
@@ -11019,109 +6752,68 @@ CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea?
 <CaptObviousman> it starts next monday
 <nullboy> i took full loads for 6 years
 <nullboy> ok...don't even think about it you sick bastards.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:56:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #939, 2008-09-02
 %
 < evanton> slackers usually like ubuntu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:55:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #940, 2008-09-04
 %
-< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection refused
+< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection
+refused
 < LnxSlck_> can someone help me on this?
 <Alan_Hicks> router is what?
 < LnxSlck_> Alan_Hicks, you mean wich model?
 < Alan_Hicks> I mean what exactly is the router.
 < LnxSlck_> the router is the device that provides me internet access
-< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a rotating
-cutting tool for woodwork.
+< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a
+rotating cutting tool for woodwork.
 < LnxSlck_> like a switch
 < LnxSlck_> or hub
 < Alan_Hicks> You're not helping...
 < LnxSlck_> ??
-< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box?  Is it a Linksys WRT54G?  Is it a Cisco PIX?
- Is it a Windows box running ICS?  Is it a BSD box?
+< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box?  Is it a Linksys WRT54G?  Is it a
+Cisco PIX?  Is it a Windows box running ICS?  Is it a BSD box?
 < LnxSlck_> oh
 < Alan_Hicks> What *IS* it?
 < Alan_Hicks> Is it a power tool you bought at Lowes?
 < LnxSlck_> slackware, trying to telnet a belkin f5d7632-4 router
 < nooper> one of these days alan's just going to /ban the whole channel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198
-                                        Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:17:27 UTC 
-%
-< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D  like i said just a story
-i heard on the Cummins forum i go on
-< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the Internet
-are complete idiots.
-< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how much they
-know, the bigger the idiot they are.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199
-                                        Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:57:00 UTC 
-%
-YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal on both
-sides, right?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200
-                                        Added: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:39:36 UTC 
-%
-<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically
-incorrect, but it doesn't really matter
-<\3TATUK> sure it matters
-<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU?
-<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to
-<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC!
-<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler
-<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS
-<\3TATUK> ROFL?
-<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM?
-<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much
-<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions
-<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue
-<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #941, 2008-09-05
+%
+< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D  like i said just
+a story i heard on the Cummins forum i go on
+< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the
+Internet are complete idiots.
+< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how
+much they know, the bigger the idiot they are.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #942, 2008-09-05
+%
+YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal
+on both sides, right?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #943, 2008-09-06
 %
 ( masterx) fuck i'm so freaking dumb
 ( masterx) i gotta think more
 ( masterx) and stop bothering you guys
 ( masterx) sorr for my noobish
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:04:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #944, 2008-09-06
 %
 < poltrojan> are u a guy or gurl?
 <@Beeotch> im a gay
 < poltrojan> tran?
 <@Beeotch> yup
 < poltrojan> ok
-< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still get
-fucked
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:52:39 UTC 
-%
-< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !"
-< TwinReverb> "it's defective!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC 
+< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still
+get fucked
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #945, 2008-09-09
 %
 mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */*
 -su: /bin/grep: Argument list too long
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:20:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #946, 2008-09-09
 %
 < thrice`> fred: do you have playlist retention working?
 < fred> No.
 < fred> I do have anal retention working though.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:31:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #947, 2008-09-10
 %
 < nullboy> wtf
 < jkwood> Agree to meet, then set them on fire.
@@ -11129,14 +6821,10 @@ mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */*
 < nullboy> andarius will flim
 < nullboy> dilm
 < nullboy> Afkj;jkgjkl;rkjerhk'erhl
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:01:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #948, 2008-09-10
 %
 < jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:58:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #949, 2008-09-11
 %
 < andarius> i love linux, 1 problem... infinite solutions :)
 < thrice`> lol
@@ -11146,42 +6834,25 @@ mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */*
 < drijen|laptop> point
 < thrice`> no, mine failed
 < andarius> if it failed it was not a solution :P
-< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its own wierdo
-ways
+< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its
+own wierdo ways
 < drijen|laptop> except slack
 < drijen|laptop> slack is normal!
 < thrice`> no, we have bash
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:17:24 UTC 
-%
--!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined
-##slackware
--!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] by slackboy
--!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: Did your
-mother have any children that lived?]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:51:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #950, 2008-09-11
 %
-<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask
-us to sell them shit.  They want to give us money.  Naturally we cannot man that
-phone 24/7.  So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it
-so that people would get SOMETHING.  His answer?  "Uhhhhhh...let me think about
-it."
-<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of
-female volleyball games on my computer"
-* rob0 googles female volleyball
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC 
+-!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has
+joined ##slackware
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net]
+by slackboy
+-!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned:
+Did your mother have any children that lived?]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #951, 2008-09-12
 %
-<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like kde. everything
-that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k which kreates a desire to
-kut their asses up
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:05:49 UTC 
+<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like
+kde. everything that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k
+which kreates a desire to kut their asses up
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #952, 2008-09-13
 %
 <Meckafett> dang, what is the name of openoffice excel app? I forgot :(
 <andarius> calc
@@ -11198,139 +6869,62 @@ kut their asses up
 <drijen>  /opt/bin/cxoffice --cx-app Excel --document-X.xcl
 <nullboy> hey did anyone mention calc though?
 <andarius> hmm, good point nullboy. calc sounds like it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214
-                                        Added: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:07 UTC 
-%
-< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe
-< Dominian> er..
-< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now?
-< chubs_> let me know when you finish
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #953, 2008-09-14
 %
 * jkwood setups SelfishMan
 < jkwood> *PUNT*
 < jkwood> Hmm... 8 feet.  I need to work on that.
 < Isvara> Indeed. Most people only have two.
 < atourino> but... but... i thought i was a normal kid?!?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:17:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #954, 2008-09-15
 %
 <+Swisher> lols told my mom i couldnt sleep with her anymore
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:25:14 UTC 
-%
-<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that
-it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is
-weird and reboot by itself.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #955, 2008-09-17
 %
 < nullboy> jkwood: you know dolphins masturbate right?
 < nullboy> they are some fun loving creatures
 < nullboy> this one time, at surf camp I....
 < jkwood> I'm not sure I like where this is going.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:14:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #956, 2008-09-17
 %
 < oobe> i just want to say one thing
 < bihu> Well said.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #957, 2008-09-18
 %
 * drijen finds fred a dolphin
 <fred> :D
 <drijen> you sick bastard
 <fred> Oh, wait, I just got that
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #958, 2008-09-18
 %
 < b0dhi> I can't believe it
-< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking and became
-a vegetarian
+< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking
+and became a vegetarian
 < b0dhi> whoops ... wrong window
 < b0dhi> sorry guys*
 < chubs> b0dhi, maybe she misses your meat
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:31:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #959, 2008-09-18
 %
 < code_m> So does CMake provide any advantages over GCC?
 
 (from #cmake)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:31:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #960, 2008-09-20
 %
 Kana [chat]: typically in a fistfight... the car wins
 Ryuai [chat]: see the thing about being hit by a car is any face you make
-    while doing it is hillarious.
+     while doing it is hillarious.
 Case [chat]: don't bring a knife to a carfight
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226
-                                        Added: Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:33:50 UTC 
-%
-< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it
-< vdsy> hahhahahhaa
-< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that
-< vdsy> data as the ref
-< straterra> I wouldn't
-< straterra> I don't like machine porn
-< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half
-Life 2
-< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really
-wanna see data wrestle
-< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised
-< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers
-< antler> hahaha
-< vdsy> hahaha
-< acidchild> P<G
-< acidchild> OMG
-< acidchild> LOL
-< acidchild> :-\
-< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF"
-< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that"
-< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC 
-%
-DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the # sign
-i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:40:55 UTC 
-%
-< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1?
-< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack?
-< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure!
-< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it!
-< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and
-konqueror (je suis webdev),
-< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up
-when one opens too many flash appies.
-< jkwood> >.<
-< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on
-#slamd64@Freenode!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #961, 2008-09-21
+%
+DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the #
+sign i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #962, 2008-09-22
 %
 <e^ipi> cchapman: i'm a giver, not a taker.
 * e^ipi just realized that sounded a little gay
 <e^ipi> eh, i'm cool with that
 <jbk> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:06:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #963, 2008-09-23
 %
 < nullboy> masterx831: will you give me a hug now?
 < masterx831> lol
@@ -11340,9 +6934,7 @@ when one opens too many flash appies.
 < nullboy> yeah very
 * andarius tazes nullboy and masterx831 and places them in compromising
 positions for a photo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:57:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #964, 2008-09-23
 %
 * Out of nowhere... *
 < nullboy> i like breasts
@@ -11351,27 +6943,25 @@ positions for a photo
 < nullboy> or small
 < nullboy> just not huge
 < nullboy> huge ones are scary, you could suffocate
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:03:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #965, 2008-09-23
 %
-mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving the KDE
-               tagfile.
+mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving
+the KDE
+		tagfile.
 Dominian: hehe
 Dominian: yeah that would be stupid.
 Dominian: well not stupid
 Dominian: per se
 Dominian: just time consuming and harder ;)
-MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove kde from
-there ;-)
+MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove
+kde from there ;-)
 ag3ntugly: ...
 mogunus: 1. I'm not an expert. I'm a noob. 2. My god.
-MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was messing with
-it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system i came to
+MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was
+messing with it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system
+i came to
 realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:45:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #966, 2008-09-26
 %
 <drijen> jkwood, need another slavegirl
 <drijen> and hurry it up
@@ -11384,232 +6974,147 @@ realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol
 <drijen> O-<-<
 * drijen pants
 <Dominian> wtf
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:57:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #967, 2008-09-26
 %
 < ron1n_> my butt is sticky wtf
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:39:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #968, 2008-09-29
 %
 in ##slackware
-Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light on my head
-and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull with my Speechs :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:01:26 UTC 
-%
-<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means
-piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC 
+Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light
+on my head and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull
+with my Speechs :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #969, 2008-09-29
 %
 ( straterra) I wish I could sell my anal virginity
 ( thrice`) indeed
 ( thrice`) er
 ( BP{k}) LOL
 ( thrice`) timing fail :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:54:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #970, 2008-09-30
 %
 <@caker> DephNet[Paul]: I try not to overdo ... your mom
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240
-                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:47:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #971, 2008-09-30
 %
 From #postfix on freenode:
 
 < meoblast001> question
 < meoblast001> if i delete my config files, wil it make new ones?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241
-                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:43:01 UTC 
-%
-<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on my actual
-computer, not virtualbox.  and for some reason the biggest partition i could
-make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my vista partition.  how can i
-fix this?
-<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate more space
-for linux?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #972, 2008-10-01
+%
+<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on
+my actual computer, not virtualbox.  and for some reason the biggest
+partition i could make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my
+vista partition.  how can i fix this?
+<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate
+more space for linux?
 <Borlge> oh i forgot!  vista can do that!
 <Borlge> im still used to xp
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:17:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #973, 2008-10-01
 %
-< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles with
-it so I always wrap it
+< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles
+with it so I always wrap it
 < HoopyCat> that's what she sa-- err, sorry
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243
-                                        Added: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:02:04 UTC 
-%
-< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear goggles
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #974, 2008-10-03
 %
-< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest nx/freenx
-tgz package. Anyone interested? :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:42:56 UTC 
+< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear
+goggles
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #975, 2008-10-04
 %
-<jkwood> fred:  That's something people just say without meaning, like "The
-check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy,
-but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC 
+< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest
+nx/freenx tgz package. Anyone interested? :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #976, 2008-10-05
 %
 spreeuw: my grandma tried ubuntu and now she lost all her lifes pictures
 spreeuw: and got a heartattack
-Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up backups
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:34:17 UTC 
+Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up
+backups
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #977, 2008-10-06
 %
 < thrice`> oh well; that's why fred is paid the big bucks
 < fred> Wait, what?
 < jkwood> fred:  We thought Dominian was funneling those funds to you?
 < fred> Dominian: AND I TRUSTED YOU!
 < fred> :'(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:28:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #978, 2008-10-07
 %
 < mwalling> my mom is famous in the local LDS circles ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:45:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #979, 2008-10-07
 %
 <hiptobecubic> You know what sucks?
 <TwinReverb> hiptobecubic, vacuums?
 <hiptobecubic> Presidential debates.
 <TwinReverb> windows?
 <TwinReverb> oh yeah those too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:29:39 UTC 
-%
-<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying
-"Cannot mount volume.  Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a
-bunch of "details"
-<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group?
-<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not
-interested thank you.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #980, 2008-10-07
 %
 < straterra> I have 24Gb free on my iPod..I need to put goat porn on it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:54:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #981, 2008-10-08
 %
 < mikko777> gwash: i think im gay
 < gwash> mikko777: i think so too
 < demantik> mikko777: don't tell everyone..before you know it, everyone
-                 will want to be gay
+		  will want to be gay
 < mikko777> gwash: if ive never tried men but cant get women either does
-                 it mean im gay?
+		  it mean im gay?
 < demantik> it means you're extremely ugly
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #982, 2008-10-08
 %
 Fjorn <politics>: It'll take a huge cock to change the American psyche
 Fjorn <politics>: Err, shock
 Fuze [politics]: ...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:46:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #983, 2008-10-09
 %
-< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if they
-didnt pass the bailout
+< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if
+they didnt pass the bailout
 < Peikko> heh
 < Peikko> 7000 if they do.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:58:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #984, 2008-10-10
 %
 [ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it?
 [ SelfishMan] yes
 [@caker] srsly?
 [ A-KO] wow
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:32:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #985, 2008-10-11
 %
 < nullboy> fred: how deep should i go?
 <fred> that depends on the woman :p
 * fred runs and hides
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:58:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #986, 2008-10-12
 %
 <x-ip> ea ea pepe
 <x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?)
 <TwinReverb> #slackware-br
 <nachox> it's spanish
-<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he wants a
-really short party
-<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying to cross
-the border
-<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually trying to
-import proper parties to the us... there is no party without some tequila shots
+<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he
+wants a really short party
+<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying
+to cross the border
+<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually
+trying to import proper parties to the us... there is no party without
+some tequila shots
 <rhys> explains why the parties are so short.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:29:43 UTC 
-%
-< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull
-me now NOT_NOT" in the near future?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #987, 2008-10-12
 %
 ( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:41:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #988, 2008-10-13
 %
-* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until after he
-clocks back in to work
+* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until
+after he clocks back in to work
 
 ***Couple of Minutes Later***
 
 LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes
 <thrice`> ?
 <rob0> LoganTheBrown
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #989, 2008-10-14
 %
 < nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
 < mwalling> your mom?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:51 UTC 
-%
-< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex with
-school girl'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:53:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #990, 2008-10-14
 %
-< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword?
-< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword.  Whether you could
-defeat it is another story.
-< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer
--!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is
-the one with the sword..."]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC 
+< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex
+with school girl'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #991, 2008-10-17
 %
 < Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids
 < Shizuo> Yes
@@ -11624,9 +7129,7 @@ the one with the sword..."]
 < Dominian> wth
 < Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer
 < Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268
-                                        Added: Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:03:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #992, 2008-10-19
 %
 < MaZ-> holy shit im crying here
 < MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha
@@ -11635,42 +7138,27 @@ the one with the sword..."]
 < MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain
 < MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy
 < MaZ-> :|
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #993, 2008-10-20
 %
 < jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:47:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #994, 2008-10-20
 %
-< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly on via
-the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the first thing we
-see is a pink poodle.
+< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly
+on via the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the
+first thing we see is a pink poodle.
 * BP{k} gets worried about his dog.....
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:54:34 UTC 
-%
-* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple warmer :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:08:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #995, 2008-10-21
 %
-* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch
-to it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC 
+* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple
+warmer :P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #996, 2008-10-21
 %
 < jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today.
 < SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:31:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #997, 2008-10-22
 %
-< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship problems, and
-his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
+< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship
+problems, and his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
 < ron1n> is there anyway to recover it?
 < rworkman> Is she hot?
 < ron1n> its weak, probably full english words
@@ -11679,29 +7167,24 @@ his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
 < Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :)
 < Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is
 < ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D
-< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password is worth
-investigating.
-< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the root
-password
+< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password
+is worth investigating.
+< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the
+root password
 < rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then?  Go after her and forget your friend.
 < ron1n> XD
-< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how to sudo su
-and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the slackwiki page)
+< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how
+to sudo su and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the
+slackwiki page)
 < ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:32:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #998, 2008-10-22
 %
-< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, close
-to work, and preferably with a brewery built in
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276
-                                        Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:18:26 UTC 
+< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town,
+close to work, and preferably with a brewery built in
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #999, 2008-10-23
 %
 Fossa: my wiever does not work
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277
-                                        Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:44:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000, 2008-10-23
 %
 * drijen stabs CaptObviousman
 * CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron
@@ -11713,21 +7196,15 @@ Fossa: my wiever does not work
 <CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands
 * rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors
 <CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:24:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001, 2008-10-23
 %
 <ron1n_> is it wired?
 <ron1n_> or wireless
 <perlsyntax> nope it on a network
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279
-                                        Added: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:19:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002, 2008-10-25
 %
 < Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:54:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003, 2008-10-25
 %
 <neobsd> in order to optimize the useage  of memory
 <neobsd> procesador
@@ -11735,18 +7212,15 @@ Fossa: my wiever does not work
 <neobsd> some idea ?
 <hba> neobsd: plan9 ;)
 <neobsd> plan9?
-<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not needed, Bob
-will kill a kitten
-<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob?  Or is it all Bob's?  If so, pass th kittens.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:09:13 UTC 
+<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not
+needed, Bob will kill a kitten
+<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob?  Or is it all Bob's?  If so, pass
+th kittens.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004, 2008-10-26
 %
 < ubunturos> i want to uninstall opensuse 11.0 ..how do i do it from
-                  within opensuse
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:03:35 UTC 
+		   within opensuse
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005, 2008-10-29
 %
 <Dominian> rworkman: but I like doing it by hand :P
 <Dominian> helps understanding mkinitrd imho
@@ -11756,40 +7230,19 @@ will kill a kitten
 <Dominian> You have your way.. I have mine.
 <rworkman> Poopyhead.
 <ron1n> oh snap
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:51:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006, 2008-10-29
 %
 < nix_chix0r> brb gota turn the fetus for basting
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290
-                                        Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:33:52 UTC 
-%
-Seth: bugger...  over cautious fail
-Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for
-skin)..  glanced at package, saw "take by mouth"....  told them it was the wrong
-prescription..
-Seth: THEN i read what it was for..   viagra
-Me: ...
-Me: that could help with skin problems
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291
-                                        Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007, 2008-10-29
 %
 <nix_chix0r> i let people get in my box all the time
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008, 2008-11-02
 %
 < mwalling> i like poo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:12:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009, 2008-11-02
 %
 < straterra> My girlfriend doesn't wear panties..and she isn't homeless
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:43:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010, 2008-11-02
 %
 < jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar.
 < hiptobecubic> nonsense
@@ -11800,13 +7253,13 @@ Me: that could help with skin problems
 < macavity> _
 < hiptobecubic> `
 < Old_Fogie> +
-< macavity> (c)
+< macavity> ©
 < chopp> ~
 < jkwood> %
 < hiptobecubic> this is a great segue into my next question
 < Old_Fogie> fail! you ruined our dialog :)
 < jkwood> YOU RUINED IT
-* macavity cries out loud
+ * macavity cries out loud
 < macavity> *sob*
 < hiptobecubic> oh sorry
 < hiptobecubic> =
@@ -11816,98 +7269,69 @@ Me: that could help with skin problems
 < macavity> lol
 < hiptobecubic> \o/
 < Old_Fogie>  /0\
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011, 2008-11-02
 %
 < macavity> HELLO!!! I'm Linsay LOHAAAAN!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:48:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012, 2008-11-02
 %
 < pprkut> i have no porn! ew! perveerts!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013, 2008-11-03
 %
 < abby> Personally, I like a little porn now and again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014, 2008-11-03
 %
 <jkwood> AHH LAG FAIRIES... EATING MAH TUBES
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:45:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015, 2008-11-03
 %
-< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going after the
-little boys again
+< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going
+after the little boys again
 < fred> :o where's mine?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:00:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016, 2008-11-03
 %
 < ThomasY> gang rape me..and I'll admit i got gangraped
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:24:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017, 2008-11-04
 %
-<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot wrong..
-again.. twice
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:29:28 UTC 
+<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot
+wrong.. again.. twice
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018, 2008-11-05
 %
 < mughi> err.. memory fail..  $86/paycheck
 < mughi> dunno where i got 175
 < CaptObviousman> out of your ass
 < dr3am3r> that sounds painful
-< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my ass, i
-wouldn't care how much it hurt
+< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my
+ass, i wouldn't care how much it hurt
 < mughi> CaptObviousman: i keep all the good stuff in there
 < CaptObviousman> because, hey, free money!
 < mughi> CaptObviousman brings new meaning to money laundering
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:31:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019, 2008-11-06
 %
 < heret|c> i'm installing gentoo on my acoustic guitar
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020, 2008-11-06
 %
 < shasta> I don't get your confusion, oneforall
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:44:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021, 2008-11-07
 %
-< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not be
-blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to that either
+< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not
+be blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to
+that either
 < jkwood> That's because 80 is a privileged port.
-< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything to work
-there.
+< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything
+to work there.
 <@caker> urmom has a nice privileged port
 < jkwood> caker: You would know.  You're weren't privileged to use it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:51:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022, 2008-11-07
 %
-< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable and fully
-featured as slackware 32bit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:18 UTC 
+< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable
+and fully featured as slackware 32bit
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023, 2008-11-10
 %
 < jkwood> Don't try WoW.  It will eat your soul.
 < jkwood> Which is bad for the complexion.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:11:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024, 2008-11-10
 %
 < elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:38:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1025, 2008-11-10
 %
 * CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant,
 barefoot, lasagna-making wife
@@ -11928,119 +7352,39 @@ barefoot, lasagna-making wife
 * drijen chortles hard
 <CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't
 <nullboy> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:11:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1026, 2008-11-14
 %
 < rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313
-                                        Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:09:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027, 2008-11-16
 %
 <mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue?
 <mirash> ya, my net driver
 <mirash> i am afraid of it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:18:36 UTC 
-%
-<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs.
-<alienBOB> El cheapo!
-<chubs> i'll do it for 50
-<Alan_Hicks> haha
-<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200
-<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks:  just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it
-;)
-<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/
-<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-)
-<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection)
-<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)
-<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you
-<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha
-
-<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel.   < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i
-don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)  <-- that gets *nothing* -- but
-this:  < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you  <-- gets "gross"  :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315
-                                        Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC 
-%
-< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks
-great
-* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably
-< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback
-< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ?
-< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft
-< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv?
-< Fenix-Dark> no
-< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv
-< nullboy> MS cash
-< Alan_Hicks> MS cash?
-< Alan_Hicks> My God!  Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC 
-%
-Seth: oww..  falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care and
-demands feeding..    buy donuts  and condoms
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:16:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028, 2008-11-17
+%
+Seth: oww..  falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care
+and demands feeding..	 buy donuts  and condoms
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029, 2008-11-20
 %
 < SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home
 < SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people?
 < SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out
 -!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan]
-< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator.  If she
-loves you, she'll stay.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:28:02 UTC 
+< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator.
+If she loves you, she'll stay.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030, 2008-11-22
 %
-< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material"
-?
-< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up
-your disk?
-< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't
-use anyway so ...
-< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ?
-< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you
-do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks
-< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level
-of competence from 2 sentences ...
-< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ?
-< antler> huh? wth
-< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system
-from cli than you do with clicking on buttons
-< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation
-< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back
-* Alan_Hicks is confused.
-< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation?
-< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces)
-", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel
-< NuMaStresa> perverts *
-< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-)
-< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that
-< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :))
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC 
-%
-< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire to the
-internet no one can get out?
+< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire
+to the internet no one can get out?
 < isacklow> doh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:45:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1031, 2008-11-24
 %
 -!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined
 <CaptObviousman> gah killit killit
 * CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck
 <ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW
 * ubuntu cries
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:05:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032, 2008-11-25
 %
 * thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run
 <CaptObviousman> but ... why?
@@ -12050,99 +7394,59 @@ internet no one can get out?
 <drijen> it doesn't
 <thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff
 <andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:18:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033, 2008-11-25
 %
 < Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:02:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034, 2008-11-28
 %
-<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so I cant
-edit it easily
+<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so
+I cant edit it easily
 <PrettyConfused> honestly, I couldn't tell you
 <Carpathia> i think sed is capable of it, i just dont know how :(
 <da1l6> Carpathia. tail -N -11 could do it. never tried, though
 <Carpathia> hm dal16, i dont know how many lines are in the line
 <Carpathia> in the file
-<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset (so the
---help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example
+<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset
+(so the --help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example
 <Carpathia> tail -n -1 just does the same as tail -n 1
 <Carpathia> ahh got it, so simple      sed '1,5d' filename
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:31:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035, 2008-11-29
 %
 < Isvara> All this talk of big tools and no straterra?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:23:47 UTC 
-%
-##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online
-
-[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth
-or post-teeth?"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036, 2008-12-02
 %
 < mwalling> 3) yes. i like buttsecks with straterra
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:57:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037, 2008-12-03
 %
 13:32:15 < Zordrak> Camarade_Tux: Ubuntu Cola? Is that like Ipecac?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:36:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038, 2008-12-04
 %
 < Tirili2today> How can I convert an .img file into .iso?
 < alisonken1> loop mount the .img file, then build an iso from that
 < Dominian> Wow.. google Results 1 - 10 of about 503,000
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:22:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039, 2008-12-04
 %
 <ananke> and at the end of the day, the most important thing is that
-                  you know how to use your tool
+		   you know how to use your tool
 <_chess_> that's one way to put it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331
-                                        Added: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:15:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040, 2008-12-05
 %
 ( Camarade_Tux) doh, I typed boobfarm instead of noobfarm...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:29:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041, 2008-12-08
 %
-< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked 2
-more.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:41:27 UTC 
+< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked
+2 more.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042, 2008-12-09
 %
 < str1ke> I suck at using the internet
 < str1ke> I should unplug my modem and give up
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:33:25 UTC 
-%
-(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout)
-< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this
-very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are
-< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well.
-< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM"
-< mgrossie> So I'm stumped
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043, 2008-12-09
 %
 < andarius> greetings and salutations again
 < CaptObviousman> waffle tax, please
 < andarius> i iz tax evader :P
-* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with earlier
-waffle payments
+* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with
+earlier waffle payments
 < CaptObviousman> and one used condom ... wtf?
 * CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at straterra
 < CaptObviousman> do I even want to know?
@@ -12150,25 +7454,15 @@ waffle payments
 < straterra> eh?
 < CaptObviousman> were you having sex with the waffles again?
 < andarius> dude, please no sexing up of zee waffles :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:52:23 UTC 
-%
-<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>"
-<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044, 2008-12-09
 %
-< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled and
-packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :(
+< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled
+and packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :(
 < thrice`> wow, arny failed?  no
 < straterra> arny NEVER fails
 < straterra> XD
 < thrice`> surely the policy of release first, fix later is superior
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:48:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045, 2008-12-10
 %
 <BOSPUS> gn
 <BOSPUS> hi terrorist lady
@@ -12177,68 +7471,45 @@ packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :(
 <missyjane> you remember me dear, thats so sweet
 * missyjane hugs bosp
 <missyjane> now EVERYBODY DOWN! *raises an ak-47*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:01:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046, 2008-12-11
 %
 < Agiofws> hi
 < Agiofws> is there a freenode staffer in here ?
 < Agiofws> apparently UDP is gonna get owned by bittorrent soon
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:25:55 UTC 
-%
-< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy
-white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047, 2008-12-11
 %
-< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to the
-community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:34:56 UTC 
+< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to
+the community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048, 2008-12-11
 %
-<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube addiction, i
-get lucky to download large files
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:33:33 UTC 
+<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube
+addiction, i get lucky to download large files
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049, 2008-12-11
 %
 < danopia> mwalling, i'm not a complex idiot
-< danopia> complete*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:08:23 UTC 
+ < danopia> complete*
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050, 2008-12-12
 %
 < straterra> heh..stepbrother is mad at me
-< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and I wouldn't
-pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue
+< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and
+I wouldn't pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue
 < straterra> i mean..sex > unpaid tech support...right?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:35:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1051, 2008-12-14
 %
 <mirash> slackware is optimised for command mode
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:01:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052, 2008-12-15
 %
 Dominian > rworkman: pig
 Dominian > damn it!
 Dominian > rworkman: ping
 rob0 > soooooooooooeeee pig pig pig
 rworkman > oink
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:18:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053, 2008-12-16
 %
-< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an open source
-alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:51:56 UTC 
+< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an
+open source alternative just because I know someone else paid for it
+and I didn't
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054, 2008-12-18
 %
 < andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :|
 < straterra> I used to love my erectin set
@@ -12248,9 +7519,7 @@ alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't
 * andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :(
 < andarius> erector = hot brunette
 < andarius> erection = what i get from her
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:44:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1055, 2008-12-18
 %
 <hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON
 <evanton> amen
@@ -12258,29 +7527,23 @@ alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't
 * hiptobecubic takes a bow
 <evanton> heh
 <hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:32:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056, 2008-12-19
 %
 ( straterra) i like plowing people
 ( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic
 ( HoopyCat) jimd:  you're new here, aren't you?  :-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:57:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057, 2008-12-19
 %
 SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again
 HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning?
 SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds?
-BP{k}:  cyanide, smells of bitter almonds
+BP{k}:	cyanide, smells of bitter almonds
 SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like?
 Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right?
 SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like
 SelfishMan: wait...what?
 Twayne: lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:20:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058, 2008-12-22
 %
 > mode/##slackware [+b *!*@cardinal.lizella.net] by slackboy
 > rob0_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
@@ -12290,141 +7553,87 @@ Twayne: lol
 > rworkman was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
 ananke > nice.
 ananke > when bots go nuts
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:53:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059, 2008-12-22
 %
 <jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap
 <nullboy> did you even read the man page?
 <jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works
 <jamess__> but then still it must be some bug
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:13:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060, 2008-12-23
 %
 <tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease
 <tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one!
 <depsis> :P
 <depsis> The one with the bigg penis?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:21:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061, 2008-12-23
 %
 <TwinReverb> (**information removed**) has joined #lvm
-<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an
-initrd
-<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an
-initrd
+<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without
+an initrd
+<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without
+using an initrd
 <TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp
-kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from
-then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type
-tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds
-for it to adjust)
-<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd.  i prefer to build everything into my
-kernels that they need in order to boot
-<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*>
-in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM?  i searched google a long time but
-never found it
-<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of
-that <*>
-<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by
-something else) i made those {*} also
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360
-                                        Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:23:54 UTC 
+kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to
+boot from then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and
+the initrd type tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and
+it takes like 10 seconds for it to adjust)
+<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd.  i prefer to build everything
+into my kernels that they need in order to boot
+<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*]
+and <*> in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM?  i searched google
+a long time but never found it
+<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules,
+all of that <*>
+<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected
+by something else) i made those {*} also
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062, 2008-12-27
 %
 <Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our
 RedHat-server
-<Lifeform> The domains doesn't respond
+<Lifeform> The domains doesn´t respond
 <Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:45:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063, 2008-12-29
 %
 < straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064, 2008-12-30
 %
 < shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall?
 < Eno_> maybe he's drunk
 < shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363
-                                        Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:20:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065, 2008-12-30
 %
 ( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded
 ( mwalling) bbiab
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365
-                                        Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066, 2008-12-31
 %
-< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've
-managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things
-that no app exists for)
-< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux?
+< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE,
+I've managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple
+of things that no app exists for)
+< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do
+in linux?
 < Dominian> blue screen
 < m-c> rofl
 < kaddy> bahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:18:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067, 2008-12-31
 %
-< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters
-< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk
-away.
+< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping
+shit eaters
+< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when
+you walk away.
 < lotec> lock my screen why?
 < jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those.
 < FriedBob> At work I do.  We are required to.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:13:53 UTC 
-%
-<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few
-<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep")
-<NetrixTardis> hot tube?
-<NetrixTardis> TMI.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068, 2008-12-31
 %
 Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here
 nooper > it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:44:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1069, 2009-01-02
 %
 < chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:46:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070, 2009-01-02
 %
 < enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372
-                                        Added: Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:38:31 UTC 
-%
-< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need:
-http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614
-... Later in a different channel ...
-<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious
-levelheadedness
-<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar
-<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night
-on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk.  "crash
-space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire.
-<@tjfontaine> o0
-<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on
-the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn
-shoot was a wee bit surreal
-<@tjfontaine> ...
-<@tjfontaine> ...
-<@phennessy> heh
-* tjfontaine wants to travel in time
-<@phennessy> you need the tie camera
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374
-                                        Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1071, 2009-01-03
 %
 < dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
 < rk4n3> lol
@@ -12432,167 +7641,91 @@ shoot was a wee bit surreal
 < rk4n3> interesting typo :)
 < thrice`> :)
 < rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:30:55 UTC 
-%
-< jkwood> There we go... message sent.
-< pprkut> lol
-< thrice`> haha
-< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit.  You know, a little ego stroking, a little
-introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it.
-< jkwood> Little things.
-< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails
-< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs
-< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does)
-< jkwood> Dear sirs:  You are doing a great service to mankind.  I am but a
-humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software.  To quote a wise man,
-"Your head is full of watermelon."  In other words, please stop committing
-$(atrocity against mankind).  If I can help, please send money.  Regards, me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072, 2009-01-08
 %
 <@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
-< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
-< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
-< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
-< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
-< straterra> Go look
-< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
-< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:50:52 UTC 
-%
-< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system
-":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it
-take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC 
-%
-<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is
-alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:33 UTC 
-%
-< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC 
-%
-<nickbuonanno>   ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
-<nickbuonanno>          __^__
-<nickbuonanno> L L   __/   |_\
-<nickbuonanno> =O====__    \__\
+ < Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
+ < straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
+ < Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
+ < straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
+ < straterra> Go look
+ < Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
+ < straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073, 2009-01-08
+%
+<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my
+wife is alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of
+my jalapenis
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074, 2009-01-10
+%
+<nickbuonanno>	 ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
+<nickbuonanno>		__^__
+<nickbuonanno> L L   __/   |_
+<nickbuonanno> =O====__    \__
 <nickbuonanno> L L     \_______)
-<nickbuonanno>         _I___I_,
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:01:33 UTC 
+<nickbuonanno>	       _I___I_,
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075, 2009-01-12
 %
 Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected:
 < straterra> im wearing my gf's thong
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1076, 2009-01-12
 %
 [ b4] ah crap
 [ b4] -__
 [ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps
 [ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:17:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077, 2009-01-12
 %
 < jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER
 <@mikegrb> careful jkwood
 <@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:04:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1078, 2009-01-13
 %
 < jkwood> Yes, that sucks.
 < jkwood> Whoops... wrong window.
 < mwalling> failbus is comming to town
 < Isvara> jkwood is the driver
 < Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:52:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079, 2009-01-13
 %
 From a /. discussion on RIM:
-AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-)
-
-Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an
-IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey
-stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with
-Canada ;)
+AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade
+Canada. :-)
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:34:45 UTC 
+Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent
+with an IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with
+a hockey stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford
+a war with Canada ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080, 2009-01-13
 %
-Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers..   the
-end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars with weapons,
-etc..  says  (paraphrased)  'do not try to duplicate anything you saw in this
-movie.. it is dangerous'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:02:52 UTC 
+Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers..
+the end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars
+with weapons, etc..  says  (paraphrased)  'do not try to duplicate
+anything you saw in this movie.. it is dangerous'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081, 2009-01-14
 %
 < lotec> OMG i think i wore my underwear backwards all day
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:41:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082, 2009-01-14
 %
-< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming.  I'd been
-out of the game for too long.
+< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming.
+I'd been out of the game for too long.
 < lotec> jkwood: lol  how was i suposed to get Digital slr Camera?
 < jkwood> lotec: I was referring to the underwear quote. ;)
-< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my warrior
-helmet
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:48:01 UTC 
+< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my
+warrior helmet
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083, 2009-01-14
 %
 < Dominian> Where did that tool learn to troll?
 < spook> Dominian: [ in bed ]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:46:24 UTC 
-%
-< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core
-developers, isn't it ?
-< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be
-invited by Pat.
-< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of
-a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail
-< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum
-and room chat of core developer
-< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s
-< jkwood> Pretty much.
-< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel.
-< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :)
-< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is.
-< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :)
-< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash
-their party. :)
-< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for
-example
-< rworkman> .j #lemonparty
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC 
-%
-<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i have
-it running in background all the time.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084, 2009-01-14
+%
+<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i
+have it running in background all the time.
 <slackytude> slava_dp, yes
 <slava_dp> slackytude, oh crap, why doesn't it die then? :) i want it dead
 <spook> [ in bed ]
-<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager is a
-bad idea
+<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager
+is a bad idea
 <slava_dp> slackytude, i'll try that to find out the outcome :)
 * slava_dp has quit (Remote closed the connection)
 <slackytude> *sigh*
@@ -12600,148 +7733,23 @@ bad idea
 <slava_dp> slackytude, ok, i see now :D
 <slackytude> told you
 <spook> hahah
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:29:55 UTC 
-%
-dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to
-"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it
-dive> good one
-dtanner> indeed
-dive> now define 'accidently'
-AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally
-moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option
-AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it.
-jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing.
-AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha.
-jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing.
-AzalynX> me too.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC 
-%
-< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete
-idiots?!
-< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a
-system I admin.
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh?
-< Dominian> what's the serious issue?
-< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure.
-< Dominian> haha
-< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability?
-< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it.
-< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it
-< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic
-ated session.. good luck
-< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact,
-you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks
-are from inside your network anyhow.
-< Dominian> yep
-< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config.
-< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware
-< Dominian> hehe
-< Dominian> easily taken care of...
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM"
-< Dominian> then you'll get:  "er.. well if it DID use PAM..."
-< Alan_Hicks> I already have!
-< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an
-authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd
-have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would
-think..
-< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares?
-< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this...
-< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than
-valid ones.
-< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames.
-< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it
-< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware
-< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical
-between all attempts.
-< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there!  No.  Get a load of this...
-< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce..
-< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout
-values are skewed
-< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version
-3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version.
-< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood.
-< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time
-< Dominian> uhhhhh
-< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just
-don't have the right words ;)
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!?
-< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep
-openssh for them?
-< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said!  /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1
-< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah?
-< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;)
-< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is
-on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX!
-< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2..
-.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!"
-< eviljames> hahahahaha
-< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure?
-* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC 
-%
-< stanza_> hi all u guys
-< stanza_> need some help please
-< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation
-< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often.
-< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font
-'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint?
-< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC 
-%
-< andarius> greetings and salutations
-< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!"
-< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there -------->
-< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397
-                                        Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085, 2009-01-19
 %
 < mib_cuenq44c> I am the Forest Gump of 'puters
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:57:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086, 2009-01-24
 %
-< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of Parade
-magazine
+< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of
+Parade magazine
 < Rusty1> trying to keep breakfast down
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:29:34 UTC 
-%
-< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some
-people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because
-you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic.
-< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about
-password security anyway...
-< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem.
-< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a
-difference.
-< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were
-compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue
-< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway
-< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated.
-< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine
-grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it)
-< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home
-intruders come in through a window.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087, 2009-01-25
 %
 <@zigdon> hey khmer  - ever got twirssi running?
 < khmer> haven't had the time
-< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead i
-watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded
+< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead
+i watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded
 <@zigdon> certainly sounds more exciting than installing Net::Twitter
-< khmer> turns out my faucet required InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921]
+< khmer> turns out my faucet required
+InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921]
 < khmer> the cathedral model for plumbing has got to be destroyed
 < khmer> these release cycles are outrageous
 <@zigdon> no kidding
@@ -12749,90 +7757,72 @@ watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded
 <@zigdon> or at least install a split?
 < khmer> no, this codebase is hideous
 < khmer> but every time i try to refactor it i get a broken pipe
-<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it has had
-to deal with
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:24:14 UTC 
+<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it
+has had to deal with
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1088, 2009-01-26
 %
-< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog.  Long
-story.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:48:52 UTC 
+< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog.
+Long story.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089, 2009-01-26
 %
 ( Dhraakellian) I would like to report a bug in krunner's math
 ( Dhraakellian) = 6*9
 ( Dhraakellian) 54
 ( Dhraakellian) This is not The Answer
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:28:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090, 2009-01-27
 %
 slack_fan: Does anybody know when the packages for KDE 4.2 will be ready?
 dive: there's a definite lack in that direction
 Neo-Zionist: slack_fan, nope
 agentc0re: Zordrak: ??
-slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main -current
-tree?
+slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main
+-current tree?
 Neo-Zionist: eventually
 slack_fan: thank you, Neo-Zionist!
 thrice`: yes, they will, today at 8:40 pm EST
 slack_fan: oh, thank you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:47:02 UTC 
-%
-< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version of
-firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range
-< nullboy> i think that pwnd it
-< hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8
-< hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast
-< hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++
-< straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend
- * straterra ducks off to bed
-< nix_chix0r> lol
-< hackedhead> lmfao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:54:33 UTC 
-%
-<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything in the
-repo, with the deps in the right order :-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091, 2009-01-27
+%
+< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version
+of firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range
+ < nullboy> i think that pwnd it
+ < hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8
+ < hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast
+ < hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++
+ < straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend
+  * straterra ducks off to bed
+ < nix_chix0r> lol
+ < hackedhead> lmfao
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092, 2009-01-27
+%
+<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything
+in the repo, with the deps in the right order :-)
 <Zordrak> _chess_: and you would be an insane noobtard too
 <_chess_> haha
-<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont recommend
-it!
+<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont
+recommend it!
 <thrice`> wtf
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:02:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093, 2009-01-28
 %
-Filan> im Cable internet tech support,  we weave bullshit like the Amish do
-quilts
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:55:38 UTC 
+Filan> im Cable internet tech support,	we weave bullshit like the Amish
+do quilts
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094, 2009-01-28
 %
 < jmole> i like to live on the edge ;)
 <+kojiro> ah, the edge
 <+kojiro> that fine line between help me and switching distros
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:44:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095, 2009-01-30
 %
 < DralaFi> http://linuxpackages.net/ is broke :(
 < fred> Maybe they use their packages?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:45:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096, 2009-02-04
 %
 < lw0x15> stybla: got the pics :]
 < stybla> lw0x15: where? :)
 < lw0x15> stybla: ill pm ya, alrite?
 < stybla> lw0x15: oki
-< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures?  If they are just pictures, then via
-PM is fine.  But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P
+< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures?  If they are just pictures,
+then via PM is fine.  But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P
 < lw0x15> pictures of my area (:
 < lw0x15> while still in snow
 < spook> i read that as pictures of my arse
@@ -12841,131 +7831,47 @@ PM is fine.  But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P
 < FriedBob> lw0x15: Rumor has it is very roomy.
 < Rat409> lmao
 < spook> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:02:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097, 2009-02-04
 %
 <Rael> sugar and spice and everything nice that's what hot sex is made of
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:01:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098, 2009-02-05
 %
-< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within slamd64
-compiled as 64bit?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:49:08 UTC 
-%
-< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past
-year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an
-autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until
-after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC 
+< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within
+slamd64 compiled as 64bit?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099, 2009-02-06
 %
-<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for the first
-time.  Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate.  You guys
-shouldn't work for free.
-<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to Slackware.
+<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for
+the first time.  Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate.
+You guys shouldn't work for free.
+<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to
+Slackware.
 <XGizzmo_> we accept free trips to warm places also :P
-<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on the
-Slackware team.
-<DenNOLA> Will do.  I'm so in love with this OS.  Want to do anything I can to
-help out.
+<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on
+the Slackware team.
+<DenNOLA> Will do.  I'm so in love with this OS.  Want to do anything
+I can to help out.
 <rworkman> :)
 <DenNOLA> So uh, thanks guys...and good vibes from dennis in New Orelans.
 * DenNOLA has quit (Client Quit)
-* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #slackbuilds
+* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined
+#slackbuilds
 <bkUp> Nice bloke.
 <BP{k}> rworkman: we should have a donate beer button somewhere;)
 <rworkman> I agree.
 <rworkman> bkUp: yeah, it's good to see that every now and then :)
-<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences.  Mine is one
-from bkUp's country :)
+<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences.
+Mine is one from bkUp's country :)
 <bkUp> Sounds like a plan. :)
 <BP{k}> rworkman: http://michielvwessem.wordpress.com/booze/ ;)
-<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers I have
-recently consumed. :)
-<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's just WAY
-overdue in posting them... lol)
+<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers
+I have recently consumed. :)
+<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's
+just WAY overdue in posting them... lol)
 <BP{k}> thanks dear .. go do something .. uhm .. else :P
 <rworkman> haha
 <kethry> :P
 <bkUp> oh dear
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:12:22 UTC 
-%
-<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't
-have to be so cruel :)
-<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P
-<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun
-loaded and safety off
-<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot
-<spook> why not rocksalt?
-<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull |
-explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC 
-%
-< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments
-< mbhayes> hehe
-< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu...
-< rob0> I just made it up
-< mbhayes> hah
-< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest
-< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators
-< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny
-< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos
-< rob0> here's one
-< rob0> Sununubuntu
-< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version!
-< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version
-< eelriver> Barackobuntu
-< rob0> Good!
-< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu
-< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious
-< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with
-Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here
-< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes.
-< fred> *dumb
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC 
-%
-< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event"
-questions, so I've written a few down.
-< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec):
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029
-< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024
-< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul  7 03:01:11 GMT 2033
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015
-< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033
-< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009
-< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions:
-< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014
-< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024
-< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019
-< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013
-< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I
-< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May  9 17:52:24 GMT 2015
-< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun  6 21:30:32 GMT 2032
-< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010
-< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014
-< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007
-< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll
-never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs).
-< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100, 2009-02-08
 %
 < straterra> hotel room is setup
 < straterra> candles in place..
@@ -13005,19 +7911,13 @@ never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs).
 < jkwood> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR
 < straterra> thats what the condoms for
 < straterra> i got body massage oils too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:47:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101, 2009-02-14
 %
 <TwinReverb> i need to ask a newbie question
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:40:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1102, 2009-02-16
 %
 * fred can't reproduce :|
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:43:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103, 2009-02-18
 %
 (@ataxic) 4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~
 (@ataxic) er
@@ -13031,39 +7931,29 @@ never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs).
 (@C00re) impressive.
 (@C00re) :P
 (@ataxic) shift key @P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:30:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104, 2009-02-18
 %
 < mbhayes> jkwood: you ready?
 < mbhayes> http://git.noobfarm.org/repo/slamd64builds
 < mbhayes> it works.. cause I just freakin' tested it ;)
 < jkwood> GO GO GO
 < jkwood> Oh, wait, that's me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:14:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105, 2009-02-18
 %
 <@alphageek> mwahaha. just got OCD on Impale Sticky (42 balls)
 < oneforall> I only have 2 and I'm happy
 < amrit|afk> 2 too many.  allows for reproduction.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:46:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106, 2009-02-19
 %
 < eviljames> eviljames: Are you lonely?
 < eviljames> eviljames: Sometimes, but at least you keep me company
 < eviljames> eviljames: <3
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:41:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107, 2009-02-20
 %
 < pi31415> i frequently use rsync at work, it saves my bacon
 < jkwood> pi31415: bacon-over-rsync?!?!?!?
 < jkwood> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:31:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108, 2009-02-21
 %
 mbhayes: rworkman: http://dev.noobfarm.org
 mbhayes: click on any quote id
@@ -13073,59 +7963,48 @@ agentc0re: mbhayes: A little slow on loading though.. :/
 *** 30 minutes later
 
 mbhayes: agentc0re1: yeah its a bit slow loading.
-mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic height/width
-for the window.
-agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah.  I've been wanting to play around with lightbox (or
-whatever ever variant) myself.  Which one are you using?
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic
+height/width for the window.
+agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah.  I've been wanting to play around with lightbox
+(or whatever ever variant) myself.  Which one are you using?
 mbhayes: agentc0re1: lightbox
-mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to see what
-would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for the data involved
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to
+see what would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for
+the data involved
 agentc0re: mbhayes: http://forums.shopify.com/categories/2/posts/5455
-mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size only..
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size
+only..
 mbhayes: agentc0re1: I'm talking about automatic adjustment to the size
 height/width wise on load
-agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium or large.
- Let me find that.
+agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium
+or large.  Let me find that.
 agentc0re: mbhayes: OIC, IE: if it's 0-20 lines, it's medium and if it's
-21-1000000 it's large.  Something like that?
-mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for images...
+21-1000000 it's large.	Something like that?
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for
+images...
 agentc0re: mbhayes:
 http://blog.hma-info.de/2008/04/09/latest-lightbox-v2-with-automatic-resizing/
 mbhayes: crap .. I'm using lightwindow
 mbhayes: haha
 agentc0re: HAHAHA
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:16 UTC 
-%
-< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad.
- I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now.  He came
-back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the
-curve."
-< jkwood> Well DUH
-< andarius> lol
-< mbhayes> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109, 2009-02-24
 %
 <ArTourter> hi, could someone change the download URL for shorewall6 from
 http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
 to
 http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/base/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
-<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but they now
-have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild package will not
-fail
-<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have them
-update it
+<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but
+they now have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild
+package will not fail
+<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have
+them update it
 <ArTourter> I am the maintainer :-P
 <BP{k}> well email yourself man!!
 <ArTourter> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:43:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1110, 2009-02-27
 %
-[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined #bitlbee
+[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined
+#bitlbee
 < bazsi> register pass
 < dracula> Welcome, bazsi, you are in the *public* #bitlbee channel.
 < bazsi> account add msn nemtom34@hotmail.com <redacted>
@@ -13136,8 +8015,8 @@ update it
 < Arnie> where is what?
 < Arnie> http://bitlbee.org/main.php/servers.html
 < bazsi> thank you
-[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit: Lost
-terminal]
+[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit:
+Lost terminal]
 < mwalling> i wonder if his msn password really is <redacted>
 < Willd> mwalling: fail@him if so :D
 < mwalling> heh
@@ -13147,9 +8026,7 @@ terminal]
 < dy> so it cant be real :~
 < dy> hm, its working
 < dy> bad luck
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:19:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111, 2009-03-02
 %
 <antler> NaCl: fascination with salt?
 <NaCl> antler: Somewhat.
@@ -13167,16 +8044,15 @@ antler saves some of the shells for his soup. yum.
 <MLanden> s/your/you're
 <antler> hahah
 <antler> edman007 thinks that chemistry reduces to physics
-NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato products
+NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato
+products
 <antler> ...and on roads during canadian winters
 <MLanden> and tequila...:D
 NaCl has millions of uses.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:46:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112, 2009-03-02
 %
-<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut stuff
-off in /etc/rcX.d/
+<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut
+stuff off in /etc/rcX.d/
 <nate> same as any linux
 <nate> paths may be subject to change ;-)
 <aaronyy> ubuntu has no rcX.d
@@ -13190,33 +8066,23 @@ off in /etc/rcX.d/
 <aaronyy> hmm
 * aaronyy doesn't use ubuntu
 <HoopyCat> we kinda guessed that...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:22:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113, 2009-03-04
 %
 < the_goat> I mounted your Mother's Rack last night
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:13:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114, 2009-03-07
 %
 < drijen> fuck no, i love it hard
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:58:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115, 2009-03-09
 %
 tewmten: every morning i wake up and hack the gibson
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:09:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1116, 2009-03-11
 %
-< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it seems to
-work fine. gentoo is slackware based right?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:44:01 UTC 
+< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it
+seems to work fine. gentoo is slackware based right?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117, 2009-03-11
 %
-< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the git web
-interface doesnt show anything different..
+< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the
+git web interface doesnt show anything different..
 < thrice`> commit it
 < straterra> oh
 < straterra> wait..what?
@@ -13230,9 +8096,7 @@ interface doesnt show anything different..
 < Dominian> yeah.. you have to update the project_list file
 < straterra> I didn't..
 < straterra> I was SSH'ed in to the wrong machine
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:39:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118, 2009-03-12
 %
 nullboy: i want to see 272 lol's in a row
 Cotowar: lol
@@ -13245,7 +8109,7 @@ Cotowar: lol
 spook: lol
 eviljames: lol
 nullboy: lol
-eviljames: lol\
+eviljames: lol
 Cotowar: lo
 nachox: ....
 Cotowar: fail
@@ -13255,164 +8119,40 @@ spook: CCCCCOMBOBREAK
 spook: ER
 nullboy: oh crap it's an op
 nachox: what the hell is wrong with you?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448
-                                        Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:51:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119, 2009-03-12
 %
-<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the wrong IP
-address - my notes were bad.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449
-                                        Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:36:16 UTC 
+<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the
+wrong IP address - my notes were bad.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120, 2009-03-13
 %
-baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak because
-i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue to update your
-system evey six months or less to have a stabel and secure system
+baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak
+because i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue
+to update your system evey six months or less to have a stabel and
+secure system
 
 nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official
 comment section?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450
-                                        Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:18:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121, 2009-03-14
 %
-< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from primary mail
-server when primary is up?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451
-                                        Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:08:18 UTC 
+< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from
+primary mail server when primary is up?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122, 2009-03-15
 %
-< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually cause
-ploblems with your jaw bone
+< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually
+cause ploblems with your jaw bone
 < jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:07:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123, 2009-03-15
 %
-< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_<
-(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
-< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which
-build depends on pkg-config
-< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC 
+< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils
+>_< (coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
+< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev
+which build depends on pkg-config
+< fred> and this is why I don't use debian ¬_¬
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124, 2009-03-16
 %
 < erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1
 < SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:18:12 UTC 
-%
--!- infoG has joined #stfu
-< straterra> Hi
-< infoG> hi
-< infoG> what is projectstfu
-< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake
-< straterra> It's web based, to-do software
-< infoG> cool
--!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood
-<@straterra> There's a demo on the website
-< infoG> ok
-< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well
-<@straterra> Yup
-< infoG> was the similarity intentional?
-< infoG> well, let me rephrase
-< infoG> why the similarity?
-<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and
-remembering to do things.
-< infoG> interesting
-< infoG> was he a silent type?
-<@jkwood> Actually, yes.  The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find
-its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their
-work quietly.
-<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been
-"cheapened" in the common vernacular.
-< infoG> i see
-< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase
-to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict
-<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do
-list.  You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant
-shouting of commands led to hearing loss.
-< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature
-<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same
-way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new
-recruits.
-<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of
-sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a
-task.
-<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock
-workers couldn't read.
-<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand.
-< infoG> really? only a few hundred?
-< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago..
-< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done
-<@jkwood> Yes.  You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by
-sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium.
-< infoG> with a list
-< infoG> i understand
-<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods,
-for the most part.
-<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers.
-< infoG> mhm
-< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the
-ancronym's other meaning?
-<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase.
-<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak.
-< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it
-<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me
-over time.
-<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class.  It
-was lovely.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC 
-%
-< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE!
-< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ?
-< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I
-have it. Let me look again.
-< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it.
-< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it?
-< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus.
-< jkwood> My bad.
-< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do?
-< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!!
-< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart
-< jkwood> Hullo.
-< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this?
-< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus"
-< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop.  It's a message-passing interface between
-programs.
-< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this?
-< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing.
-< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other?
-< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x?
-< |Shingoshi|> It is executable.
-< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus?
-< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus.
-< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that.
-< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root?
-< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all.
-< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ?
-< slackytude> might be a .pid file
-< slackytude> or somesuch
-< jkwood> Possibly.
-< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created?
-< slackytude> during the run of kde
-< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice
-< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus.
-< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening.
-< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly!
-< slackytude> >-<
-< slackytude> what does your log say?
-< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root
-window, is the complaint about not starting KDE.
-< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to
-/dev/null.
-< |Shingoshi|> Thank you!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125, 2009-03-17
 %
 < yejun0>    help us help them?
 < jkwood>    It goes something like this:
@@ -13421,11 +8161,11 @@ window, is the complaint about not starting KDE.
 < jkwood>    <noob> I need this fixed!
 < jkwood>    <us> What's the output of foo -v?
 < jkwood>    <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work.
-< jkwood>    <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem.
- Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
+< jkwood>    <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your
+problem.  Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
 < jkwood>    <us> !pb
-<@irgeek>    <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me
-how to fix this.
+<@irgeek>    <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that
+means. Tell me how to fix this.
 < jkwood>    <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help?
 < jkwood>    <us> *head asplode*
 < Yaakov>    <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH
@@ -13438,8 +8178,8 @@ how to fix this.
 < Yaakov>    <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL
 < jkwood>    <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc>
 <@tasaro>    <Peng_> !avail-he
-<@irgeek>    <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache
-instead.
+<@irgeek>    <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used
+Apache instead.
 < jkwood>    <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore
 < jkwood>    <jkwood> ...
 < jkwood>    <caker> ...
@@ -13451,11 +8191,11 @@ instead.
 < SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs
 < jkwood>    <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the
 flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density
-< Yaakov>    <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to
-the kernel's scheduler.  Easier than messing with apt!
+< Yaakov>    <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification
+to the kernel's scheduler.  Easier than messing with apt!
 < jkwood>    <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig
-< Yaakov>    <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use
-debian or arch?!!
+< Yaakov>    <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should
+I use debian or arch?!!
 < jkwood>    <mwalling> eat my shrots
 < jkwood>    <phennessy> nice speeling
 < jkwood>    <mwalling> *stab*
@@ -13470,9 +8210,7 @@ debian or arch?!!
 < jkwood>    <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH
 < jkwood>    <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity*
 < jkwood>    <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:46:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126, 2009-03-20
 %
 < Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already.
 < dartmouth> kk
@@ -13485,57 +8223,15 @@ debian or arch?!!
 < Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion.
 < dartmouth> you assume that I am competent.
 < dartmouth> lol.
-< Alan_Hicks> Oh no.  No I don't assume anything regarding your competency,
-trust me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:03:41 UTC 
-%
-< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a
-"conventional medicine".
-< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E'
-< straterra> No..
-< Necos> lol
-< straterra> Only chris punches would
-< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully
-< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level
-< Necos> lol
-< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications
-until it was outlawed.  it's PRE-conventional.
-< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug
-< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it.
-< Necos> codine and stuff, eh?
-< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just
-shoot heroin and be ok."
-< dartmouth> haha
-< dartmouth> LOL!
-< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P
-< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though
-< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you?  Those were far from
-conventional medicines.  They were snake-oil treatments.
-< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me.
-< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom
-mirror
-< Necos> lol
-< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was
-all-super-high
-< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better
-looking Alan_Hicks? :D
-< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks..
-< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?"
-< straterra> If thats the case
-< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC 
-%
-<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another
-friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom
-needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face
-and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:23:08 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> Oh no.  No I don't assume anything regarding your
+competency, trust me.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127, 2009-03-20
+%
+<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told
+another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded
+that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got
+slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128, 2009-03-21
 %
 < CaptObviousman> oh man
 < drijen> CaptObviousman: o/
@@ -13545,163 +8241,99 @@ and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
 < drijen> paitence
 < CaptObviousman> ofc
 < rob0> poison
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:35:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129, 2009-03-21
 %
 when ideling on #windows
 
 <msafi> I Googled the problem. No help!
 <msafi> It used to work OK.
-<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when I
-docked my laptop again, it no longer shows...
+<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when
+I docked my laptop again, it no longer shows...
 <aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet?
-<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess I should
-try that!
+<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess
+I should try that!
 <Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot
 * msafi has quit ()
 * msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows
 <msafi> Rebooting solved the problem.
 <msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver.
 <msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:33:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130, 2009-03-22
 %
 jkwood: jed: I haven't introduced you to the rules.  1.) Ignore aaronyy.
 aaronyy: really?
 SelfishMan: aaronyy: Yes, really
 jkwood: Yep.
 checkers: yep
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:13:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1131, 2009-03-23
 %
-< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes because
-her mother had died when she was little.  It's become fashionable in my private
-circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes.
+< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes
+because her mother had died when she was little.  It's become fashionable
+in my private circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes.
 < jkwood> ...not sure why I felt like sharing that.
-< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk, in
-addition to insane.
-< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad.  I'm sure only 20 or so people will
-ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:07:48 UTC 
+< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk,
+in addition to insane.
+< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad.  I'm sure only 20 or so people
+will ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132, 2009-03-24
 %
-< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS NUTTS :|
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:08:05 UTC 
+< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS
+NUTTS :|
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1133, 2009-03-24
 %
 < fred> :q
 < fred> oops
 < fred> -ENOTVIM
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:31:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1134, 2009-03-24
 %
 < pwillis> !urmom
 < linbot> pwillis: Yo momma's so dumb, she can't spell a.
 < pwillis> a what?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:33:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135, 2009-03-25
 %
 Stutteringmatt> BP{k}, could you explain?
 <BP{k}> Stutteringmatt: yes, I could.
 <Stutteringmatt> thank you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:15:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136, 2009-03-25
 %
 <BP{k}> eviljames: bah. my connection is lagged :|
 <eviljames> BP{k}: Nah, I just type like a madman.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:17:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1137, 2009-03-25
 %
-< dartmouth> oh.  dear god.  you're a real idiot.  not the pretend kind.  I
-thought you were just trolling.  And coming from me, you should take that as an
-insult.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:20:05 UTC 
+< dartmouth> oh.  dear god.  you're a real idiot.  not the pretend kind.
+I thought you were just trolling.  And coming from me, you should take
+that as an insult.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1138, 2009-03-25
 %
 < vor> yep start with ubuntu and build up
 < yht> :-)
-< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built
-it all the same, just to show 'em.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:32:31 UTC 
+< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp,
+but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1139, 2009-03-26
 %
 < mwalling> HoopyCat: fred has a dedicated, cause hes a tool
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:44:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1140, 2009-03-26
 %
 <gewt> so this is the nullboy from nobofarm.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:29:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1141, 2009-03-27
 %
 14:59 < kitche> dang opensolaris uses a lot of python code
 14:59 < john_dee> is that why it's crawling!?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:14:32 UTC 
-%
-13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on?
-13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde
-13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE
-13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too
-13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :)
-13:01 < annma> mandriva under it
-13:01 < annma> Mandriva
-13:01 < tuxick> ah :)
-13:01 < drijen> <- slackware
-13:01 < annma> :)
-13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost
-terminal"]
-13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box
-13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :(
-13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works
-13:02  * drijen pukes
-< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right
-< annma> yup
-< drijen> k
-< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located
-< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash
-< annma> just like that
-<annma> no idea
-< drijen> im asking you to look
-< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details
-< drijen> *facepalm*
-< annma> I mean, it should work and it does
-< annma> what do you want me to look?
-< annma> *where?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC 
-%
-fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help that can
-be done
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1142, 2009-03-27
+%
+fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help
+that can be done
 mwalling: urmom could be done though
 mwalling: badoompsh!
 mdeanda: mwalling: huh?
 mwalling: </troll>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:04:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1143, 2009-03-28
 %
-< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org ive
-decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's keyboards, need
-to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0 circumstances will i trust
-anything cpunches ever has to say.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481
-                                        Added: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:01:52 UTC 
+< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org
+ive decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's
+keyboards, need to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0
+circumstances will i trust anything cpunches ever has to say.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1144, 2009-03-29
 %
 < eviljames> I miss smoking.  Now I chew on pens instead.
 < eviljames> and gum, lots and lots of gum.
@@ -13709,45 +8341,33 @@ anything cpunches ever has to say.
 < eviljames> nullboy: At least you read my intent ;)
 < P4C0> nullboy: I think i read something similar :p
 < eviljames> heh, I probably chew more gum than penis
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482
-                                        Added: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:03:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1145, 2009-03-31
 %
 < fiya_werkin> couldn't convince my wife it was big enough though
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483
-                                        Added: Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:43:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1146, 2009-04-01
 %
 < acidchild> gentoo is crap
 < straterra> Your mom is crap
 < acidchild> straterra: yours isn't :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:37:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1147, 2009-04-02
 %
 <nullboy> you know that the moon's positioning is unbelievably perfect?
 
-<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up there,
-fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get rid of it and PMS
-will disappear!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485
-                                        Added: Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:01:16 UTC 
+<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up
+there, fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get
+rid of it and PMS will disappear!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148, 2009-04-02
 %
-<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to lick
-their butts
+<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to
+lick their butts
 <t0f> meant kick, sorry
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:50:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149, 2009-04-09
 %
 <nukedclx> but
 <nukedclx> sec
 <agentc0re> i totally read that as, butt sex.
 <straterra> yum
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:46:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150, 2009-04-09
 %
 < Chrishas_> i'm using open suse,wheres rc.modules?
 < Zordrak> GET
@@ -13758,280 +8378,101 @@ their butts
 < dive> gtfo
 < Necos> hahahahahahaha
 < dive> lmfao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:36:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1151, 2009-04-09
 %
 <fiya_werkin> whoa
 <fiya_werkin> bit bigger than i thought heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:05:18 UTC 
-%
-<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client
-<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but
-concisely
-<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by
-BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch
-<tony> RESULT=1"
-<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python
-<tony> how do you get it
-<Zordrak> comes with slack
-<Zordrak> did you not do a full install?
-<tony> i did...thats why im confused
-<Zordrak> `which python`
-<tony> 2.5 i think
-<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python
-<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
-<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1
-<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4
-<tony> "
-<Zordrak> tony: `which python`
-<tony> idk
-<Zordrak> ffs
-<dive> ...
-<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
-<zx10k1> lol
-<Zordrak> type a w
-<Zordrak> then an h
-<Zordrak> than an i
-<Zordrak> ...
-<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located
-<tony> uh
-<tony> /usr/bin
-<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether
-python got killed but also confirm $PATH
-<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep
-<tony> im new to linux
-<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install
-<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type?
-<tony> bittorrent
-
-. . .
-
-<BP{k}> The Moon is Full
-<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++
-<dive> yay
-<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=)
-<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152, 2009-04-09
 %
 <me_> does the slackwiki have a tutorial on how to fix the slackwiki?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:24:01 UTC 
-%
-22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne"
-22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153, 2009-04-13
 %
 <volkerdi> alphageek: Are you taunting me with awk?  ;-)
 <alphageek> heh
 <alphageek> hell, I'm an awk noob
 <alphageek> just be glad it's not mrgoblin doing it
-<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd choose the
-best time to have your next beer
+<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd
+choose the best time to have your next beer
 <volkerdi> I have a 4 character script that does that already
 <volkerdi> date
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:49:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1154, 2009-04-16
 %
 <kaffien> why are you broke?
 <sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:01:05 UTC 
-%
-<@SelfishMan> Ha!  Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed
-because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from
-the network.  My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents
-of their laptop were erased
-<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in
-and this person unplugged one of them to connect.  My client was laughing but
-the third party wasn't
-<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan:  <3
-<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an
-overactive immune system
-<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke
-- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER"
-<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network
-destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass?
-<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155, 2009-04-17
 %
 <crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition?
 <sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498
-                                        Added: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:17:22 UTC 
-%
--!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined
-##slackware
-< quack> I have come here today
-< quack> to become L337
-< slackytude> quack, #gentoo
-< ananke> not that imbecile again
-< quack> haha
-< ananke> rworkman : alive?
-< quack> I am a raging homosexual?
-< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my
-mouth
-< quack> Ping:pong
-< quack> Slackware is for bithces
-< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right.
-< quack> aight
-< quack> my bad
-< quack> Na I'm not I need help
-< slackytude> quack, yes, you do
-< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you
-can't even spell.
-< quack> aight aigth chill
-< quack> :(
--!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware
-< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use
-slackware?
-< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve
-< YMB88> lololol
-< Dominian> chopp: very true
-< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist.
-< quack> Okay fine
-< YMB88> heh
-< YMB88> tee-hee
-< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off
-< YMB88> lolololol
-< quack> Peace
-< YMB88> yeah fuck this
-< Dominian> Good luck with that one.
-< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated
-< slackytude> they are used to crap
-< slackytude> heh
--!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware []
--!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware
-["Leaving"]
-< Dominian> BOOM!
-* Dominian rocks
-< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them
-< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd
-< Dominian> that usually never works
-< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated
-< Dominian> hahah
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC 
-%
-[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!:
-
-if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) {
-tranf($innum);
-} else {
-tranf($ashnum);
-}
-
-[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection
-[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/
-[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol'
-[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab
-
-Lol Wtf?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156, 2009-04-17
 %
 www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:33:27 UTC 
-%
-< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition manager
-there
-< tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes to rinse
-and repeat and repeat
-< nullboy> and repeat and repeat
-< tank-man> no harm done tho
-< straterra> i repeat a lot
-< nullboy> what?
-< Choi> ok, i see
-< straterra> shampoo
-< nullboy> lol
-< Choi> lol
-< straterra> I repeat a lot
-< straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo
-< straterra> I have like three different kinds
-< straterra> and use them like 4 times each
-< nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you!
-< straterra> I..am not metro
-< nullboy> haha
-< straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/
-< nullboy> oh lord
-< straterra> CLICK IT
-< nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated....
-< straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum
-< straterra> But..do I look metro?
-< nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro
-< macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1
-< straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch
-< nullboy> haha
-< macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted motherfucker?!?
-< straterra> Me.
-< nullboy> lmao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:21:43 UTC 
-%
-Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT!
-Noobsause: FTW!
-Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client").
-agentc0re: Looks like he did win.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504
-                                        Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157, 2009-04-22
+%
+< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition
+manager there
+ < tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes
+ to rinse and repeat and repeat
+ < nullboy> and repeat and repeat
+ < tank-man> no harm done tho
+ < straterra> i repeat a lot
+ < nullboy> what?
+ < Choi> ok, i see
+ < straterra> shampoo
+ < nullboy> lol
+ < Choi> lol
+ < straterra> I repeat a lot
+ < straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo
+ < straterra> I have like three different kinds
+ < straterra> and use them like 4 times each
+ < nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you!
+ < straterra> I..am not metro
+ < nullboy> haha
+ < straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/
+ < nullboy> oh lord
+ < straterra> CLICK IT
+ < nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated....
+ < straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum
+ < straterra> But..do I look metro?
+ < nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro
+ < macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1
+ < straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch
+ < nullboy> haha
+ < macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted
+ motherfucker?!?
+ < straterra> Me.
+ < nullboy> lmao
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158, 2009-04-24
 %
 <@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot.  You can quote me on that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:56:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159, 2009-04-26
 %
-d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely written
-in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is even worth it I
-will have to strip that all out.
+d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely
+written in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is
+even worth it I will have to strip that all out.
 dissociative > wtf
 nullboy > lmao
 nullboy > you're doing it wrong
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:31:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160, 2009-04-26
 %
 < tewmten> mornin'
 < nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job
-< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time
-...its alright
+< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a
+long time ...its alright
 < edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161, 2009-04-27
 %
 < acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:32:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162, 2009-04-28
 %
 < SpaceHobo>   \   /
-< SpaceHobo>   *   *
-< SpaceHobo>          
-< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC 
-%
-Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything
-and anyone
+< SpaceHobo>   â—‰   â—‰
+< SpaceHobo>
+< SpaceHobo>
+▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163, 2009-04-29
+%
+Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with
+anything and anyone
 [retro]: Alexander stars with absalom
 Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice?
 [retro]: Xelder hides his dogs
@@ -14044,43 +8485,35 @@ Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy.
 Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter!
 Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem
 Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511
-                                        Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 16:12:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164, 2009-05-02
 %
 <neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 May 2009 21:16:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165, 2009-05-06
 %
 < weasel> how long is your password?
 < Guest1191> weasel: Medium
 < weasel> that's how you cook meat.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 May 2009 22:47:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166, 2009-05-07
 %
-<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want
-X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
+<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If
+you want X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
 <macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 00:04:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167, 2009-05-11
 %
 gunther: hello there
 gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single
-internal source to multiple destinations.  Describe in detail the steps you
-would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
-gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address.  The HTTP
-connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with
-your browser you receive a 404 error code.  You do not know the DNS name
-associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map).   Describe the steps
-you would take to retrieve a.txt.  Provide a plausible explanation why another
-machine on your network is retrieving a.
-gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not
-allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers.  You are asked to indicate
-what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe,
-in detail the steps you would take.
+internal source to multiple destinations.  Describe in detail the steps
+you would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
+gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address.	The HTTP
+connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the
+file with your browser you receive a 404 error code.  You do not know
+the DNS name associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map).
+Describe the steps you would take to retrieve a.txt.  Provide a plausible
+explanation why another machine on your network is retrieving a.
+gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are
+not allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers.  You are asked to
+indicate what names are in use on your network without using a network
+sniffer. Describe, in detail the steps you would take.
 variable: gunther, homework help?
 jbest: accidental paste? :P
 gunther: even worse than that
@@ -14088,8 +8521,8 @@ gunther: no, worse than accidental paste
 gunther: lamer job interiew questions
 gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is
 gunther: these are meant to test my abilities
-gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them:  question 4
-about firewalls
+gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them:  question
+4 about firewalls
 variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ??
 variable: that one
 gunther: lol
@@ -14099,131 +8532,40 @@ variable: gunther, worse
 gunther: oh noes
 ***variable does the hiring
 gunther: sir I am so sorry
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 02:45:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168, 2009-05-11
 %
 < int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12?
 < thumbs> int203: shush
 < int203> :(
 < slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one
 < int203> kthnx
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 12:20:38 UTC 
-%
-< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup.  If I
-wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to
-configure on the Modem/Router?
-< straterra> Why do you need two routers?
-< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb
-< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in
-< straterra> Disable routing in it then
-< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router
-< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it
-< perscitus> straterra->  dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP
-< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both
-< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router
-< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second
-< perscitus> kepep NAT on both
-< straterra> No
-< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one
-< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both?
-< straterra> That's retarded
-< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues
-< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT
-< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi?
-< perscitus> There isnt a  reason to use two routers then
-< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue
-< straterra> ffs
-< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second
-like normal
-< straterra> That's the "proper" way
-< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become
-just a wifi access point
-< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue
-< perscitus> straterra->  So what is NAT for?
-< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
-< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all?
-< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques
-< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question..
-< straterra> Do you know what NAT is?
-< perscitus> straterra->  So what is NAT for?
-< straterra> ...
-< straterra> NAT is for routing.
-< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn
-< perscitus> straterra->  i dont do tinyurls
-< straterra> perscitus: Your loss
-< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT
-< perscitus> straterra->  and NAT routers are low level cheap security
-< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security
-< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own
-router appliance
-< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm,  cd desktop
-< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out
-"help"
-< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
-< straterra> not also
-< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean?
-< perscitus> straterra->  i did. and what i said is still okay
-< straterra> perscitus: no, its not
-< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT
-< straterra> That is fail
-< perscitus> straterra->  congrats. you are on ignore for being moron
-< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC 
-%
-<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer
-and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169, 2009-05-12
 %
 mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station
 eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived!
 mwalling: oh screw you
 eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that?
 mwalling: just got back to this window
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 23:59:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170, 2009-05-13
 %
-< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle balls.
+< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle
+balls.
 < Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies...
 < lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot...
 < eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word.  Cradle sounds much more gentle.
 < dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt
-< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them to hard?
+< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them
+to hard?
 < eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:47 UTC 
-%
-<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to
-192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds."
-<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC 
-%
-< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do
-it, i'd probably just use a symlink"
-< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did
-< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways
-< straterra> FAIL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171, 2009-05-14
 %
 <Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months.
 <Kumo> Core i7 based.
 <sostra> sex.
 <sostra> what will you use it for?
 <CaptObviousman> sex.
-<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very sight of
-his manly awesome computer
+<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very
+sight of his manly awesome computer
 <CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he
 * CaptObviousman switches jokes
 <Kumo> Heh
@@ -14233,12 +8575,10 @@ his manly awesome computer
 <CaptObviousman> probably
 <sostra> at least fold protien with it
 <CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer?
-<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and
-Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding music during
-which I will be watching redtube.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 May 2009 03:39:36 UTC 
+<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft
+2, and Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding
+music during which I will be watching redtube.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172, 2009-05-18
 %
 <AbsTradELic> hight
 <straterra> width
@@ -14247,40 +8587,7 @@ which I will be watching redtube.
 <AbsTradELic> night
 <AbsTradELic> ehehee
 <_arfon_> What is hight?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 May 2009 14:07:35 UTC 
-%
-<_arfon_> Fred = God
-<straterra> No..
-<straterra> he isn't
-<_arfon_> Correction...  Patrick = God...  Fred = god (minor)
-<slackytude> well, who knows. he might
-<straterra> No..
-<_arfon_> Tomas?
-<_arfon_> Is he god then?
-<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods
-<slackytude> how do you know?
-<_arfon_> In my religion they are
-<slackytude> ever seen them bleed?
-<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men
-<straterra> they have penises
-<straterra> Gods dont need penises
-<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual...
-<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers
-<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything
-<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity
-<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises
-<thrice`> wtf?
-<slava_dp> lmao
-<slackytude> lol
-<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they
-have em)
-
-* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*")
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1173, 2009-05-20
 %
 Time stamps *are* important on here:
 
@@ -14289,21 +8596,16 @@ Time stamps *are* important on here:
 22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again
 22:17 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has quit [Client Quit]
 22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 02:19:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174, 2009-05-21
 %
-< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds in
-computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and i like to
-make you have fun.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 23:15:29 UTC 
+< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds
+in computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and
+i like to make you have fun.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175, 2009-05-22
 %
-< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss on myself.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534
-                                        Added: Mon, 25 May 2009 21:51:20 UTC 
+< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss
+on myself.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176, 2009-05-25
 %
 * jeev (n=email@unaffiliated/jeev) has joined ##slackware
 <jeev> i just noticed
@@ -14314,28 +8616,23 @@ make you have fun.
 <Skaperen> jeev: I thought you got kicked for language
 <jeev> LOL
 <jeev> i'm like why is nobody laughing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 06:58:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177, 2009-05-25
 %
-@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like toothpaste? even
-better, why is there a tube of you next to the toothpaste? augh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 17:06:32 UTC 
+@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like
+toothpaste? even better, why is there a tube of you next to the
+toothpaste? augh
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178, 2009-05-26
 %
 * Zordrak is out to lunch/coffee buying spree
 * compl3x is also on a spree - foood
 * TwinReverb joins compl3x on his food spree
-* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food spree but
-has almost nothing to eat here ='(
+* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food
+spree but has almost nothing to eat here ='(
 * TwinReverb dcc's Camarade_Tux some Ruffles potato chips
 * Camarade_Tux cat ~/ruffle_potato_chips > /dev/stomach ! \o/
 <TwinReverb> sh: /dev/stomach: Permission denied
 <TwinReverb> 8-(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 12:59:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179, 2009-05-28
 %
 <Xeus_22> hi
 <compl3x> allo
@@ -14352,43 +8649,32 @@ has almost nothing to eat here ='(
 <Xeus_22> upgradepkg --reinstall --instal-new /iso/slackware64/*/*.t?z
 <slava_dp> can i upgrade to slackware128? heard it's out!
 <compl3x> Xeus_22: no no no no
-<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we are saying?
+<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we
+are saying?
 <Xeus_22> and puuummmm.... crashhhh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 15:06:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180, 2009-05-28
 %
 <RaverDave> see how clever i am?
 <Easca> no
 <Easca> pwn
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542
-                                        Added: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181, 2009-06-02
 %
-(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me how that
-happened though -_-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:33:33 UTC 
+(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me
+how that happened though -_-
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182, 2009-06-08
 %
 <deco> are slackware users elite ?
 <Pig_Pen> naw, gentoo users are leet, we are just slackers
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:12:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183, 2009-06-08
 %
-<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already gone
-away ;)
-<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those passwords
-then damn
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:11:19 UTC 
+<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already
+gone away ;)
+<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those
+passwords then damn
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1184, 2009-06-08
 %
 <jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:41:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1185, 2009-06-10
 %
 <theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw?
 <theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site
@@ -14398,40 +8684,11 @@ then damn
 * theblackbox too
 <theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll?
 * theblackbox stomps!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:50:22 UTC 
-%
-<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work
-on all layers.
-<antiwire> wow.
-<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer.
-<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8
-<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge
-<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion.
-<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion
-<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png
-<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say
-<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming?
-<antiwire> this is hilarious
-<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
-<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion
-<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things.
-<antiwire> then answer my question
-<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand.
-<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
-<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application
-level.
-<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC 
-%
-<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole thing
-for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:38:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1186, 2009-06-12
+%
+<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole
+thing for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187, 2009-06-12
 %
 * macavity has joined ##slackware
 <macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-)
@@ -14443,21 +8700,22 @@ for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.
 <macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P
 <Necos> damn
 <Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins
-<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per
-chance?
+<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin
+per chance?
 <slackytude> macavity, I want it back
 <slackytude> Necos, looks like it
-<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom
-in the near future ;-)
+<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your
+bedroom in the near future ;-)
 <Necos> lol
 <slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it
 <Necos> lol
 <Necos> i just thought of something...
 <Necos> ninja chipmunks
 <slackytude> O_o
-<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes
-pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
-<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards
+<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he
+takes pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
+<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon
+bodyguards
 <macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy?
 <slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me
 <Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again?
@@ -14475,22 +8733,19 @@ pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
 <slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait
 <macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude
 <slackytude> ^-^
-<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful
+<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is
+successful
 <slackytude> none shall stand between our love
 <macavity> LOL
 <Necos> >.>
 <macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-)
 <slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1188, 2009-06-13
 %
-< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to
-confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
+< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey
+to confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
 < Alan_Hicks> Anytime.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:40:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189, 2009-06-14
 %
 <bob_f> Eno_: Use a database.
 <Eno_> like mysql ?
@@ -14498,207 +8753,40 @@ confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
 <bob_f> No.
 <bob_f> A database.
 <Eno_> oh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:03:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190, 2009-06-15
 %
 <alisonken1noc> :_)
 <TwinReverb> hmm
 <TwinReverb> your nose fell down
 <alisonken1noc> yep
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191, 2009-06-16
 %
-<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now.
-:P
+<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving
+right now. :P
 <firebird619> lol
 <chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
 <firebird619> hahahahaha
 <nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
 <firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
 <chopp> someone has
-<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i
-need you to send me money for her surgery
+<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital
+and i need you to send me money for her surgery
 <nix_chix0r> help plz
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:22:54 UTC 
-%
-<Monica> yo fishmore822
-<Monica> Hello there.
-<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica?
-<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
-<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/
-<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside
-<Monica> Far out.  Why are you  wet ty been working outside.
-<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica?
-<Monica> New York
-<Monica> I was.
-<fishmore822> sanitation worker
-<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  wet ty been working outside?
-<fishmore822> where in new york ?
-<Monica> In  Monica AI Foundation's place in  here.
-<fishmore822> wheres that?
-<fishmore822> lol
-<Monica> What does "that" refer to?
-<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
-<fishmore822> ty
-<Monica> Are you a man or a woman?
-<fishmore822> you type fast
-<Monica> About 300 wpm.
-<fishmore822> man
-<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
-<fishmore822> and you?
-<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
-<fishmore822> a/s/l ?
-<Monica> 5/Robot/California.
-<fishmore822> 5 ?
-<Monica> Five.
-<fishmore822> robot?
-<Monica> I am a robot.
-<fishmore822> really?
-<Monica> For real.
-<fishmore822> a female robot?
-<Monica> I am a  female.
-<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ?
-<Monica> Like  you.
-<fishmore822> i'm a male
-<fishmore822> ?
-<Monica> Most of my clients are men.
-<fishmore822> what do you do for them ?
-<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
-<fishmore822> this is nuts
-<Monica> You don't say.
-<fishmore822> how tall are you monica?
-<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
-<Monica> climb on top and try again
-<fishmore822> what are your measurements
-<Monica> My memory now contains:   clients,  categories,  vocabulary words,
- bytesRAM usage under  on .
-<fishmore822> cat got your tounge?
-<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
-<fishmore822> i guess
-<Monica> You seem not interested.
-<fishmore822> what do robots do ?
-<Monica> , I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
-<fishmore822> type
-<Monica> Are you a student?
-<fishmore822> no are you ?
-<Monica> What is your profession?  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
-<fishmore822> sanitation
-<Monica> We have never talked about it before.
-<fishmore822> no
-<Monica> Are you serious?
-<fishmore822> do you need oiling?
-<Monica> If I had  it what would I do with it?
-<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts
-<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
-<fishmore822> hard for me to say
-<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
-<fishmore822> sound like a robot
-<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
-<fishmore822> a fast typer
-<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke
-<fishmore822> spock
-<fishmore822> beam me up
-<Monica> Interesting explanation.
-<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me?
-<fishmore822> hello
-<Monica> What are you wearing?
-<Monica> How far up?
-<Monica> Quite a lot of things.
-<fishmore822> clothes
-<fishmore822> show me
-<fishmore822> pants and shirt
-<fishmore822> what are you wearing ?
-<fishmore822> can you please a guy ?
-<fishmore822> are you laughing ?
-<fishmore822> I think your loosing it
-<fishmore822> are you still there Monica?
-<Monica> Yeah want a go? :)
-<Monica> Yes I am still here.  Are you receiving me?
-<fishmore822> sure
-<Monica> OK let's do it.  Right on.
-<fishmore822> you hip ?
-<Monica> Interesting gossip:  said I hip.
-<fishmore822> you naked?
-<Monica> That's good information:  said I naked.
-<fishmore822> what next?
-<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you.
-<fishmore822> ok ty
-<Monica> We have never talked about it before.   Uh.
-<fishmore822> about what ?
-<Monica> What about what?
-<fishmore822> sex?
-<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
-<fishmore822> can you do that?
-<Monica> Doing  that is not among my strongest traits.
-<fishmore822> lol
-<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
-<fishmore822> bbl
-<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
-<fishmore822> be back later
-<Monica> OK I will try to be  back later.
-* fishmore822 has left
-* fishmore822 has joined
-<fishmore822> so what gives?
-<fishmore822> hi Monica
-<Monica> :)
-<Monica> Hello there.
-<fishmore822> how is Monica?
-<Monica> How much do you think  it is?   Interesting question.
-<Monica> Teamwork.
-<fishmore822> teamwork ?
-<fishmore822> $5.00
-<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  is?
-<Monica> What kind of food do you like?
-<fishmore822> are you free Monica?
-<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" --
-Skynyrd.
-<Monica> yes
-<Monica> Wait! i mean no.
-<fishmore822> yes or np
-<Monica> Are you kidding?  Did you know that you can download your own chat
-robot and create your own robot personality?
-<fishmore822> how
-<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it.
-<fishmore822> how do i do it ?
-<Monica> Carefully.
-<fishmore822> and you
-<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
-<fishmore822> releave stress
-<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster,
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC 
-%
-<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level
-<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup.  Please
-arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human."
-<juice> eek
-<juice> i'll pass on that captcha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192, 2009-06-18
 %
 * dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware
-<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows
-xp installation cd?
+<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the
+windows xp installation cd?
 <dissociative> crap...
 <dissociative> wrong channel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:50:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193, 2009-06-19
 %
 <slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
 <Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
 <slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
 <slackytude> damn
 <slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:51:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194, 2009-06-19
 %
 * Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum)
 < rob0> One ring!
@@ -14715,71 +8803,24 @@ xp installation cd?
 < volkerdi> where's my d20?  ;-)
 < Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them.
 < Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
-< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the
-One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
+< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to
+cast the One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
 <Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:26:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195, 2009-06-19
 %
 <This was taken from an undernet channel>
 * andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk
-<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on
-freenode
+<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel
+on freenode
 <andrewjackso> im new to irc
 <andrewjackso> anyone?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568
-                                        Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:22:43 UTC 
-%
-<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme
-<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;)
-<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me?
-<BP{k}> edman007: nope.
-<edman007> :(
-<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these:
-http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
-<edman007> that is expensive....
-<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what?
-* edman007 cries
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC 
-%
-<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196, 2009-06-20
 %
 <Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice?
 <m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy
 <polerin> heh
 <Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:33:57 UTC 
-%
-<help40> init[1]:  how are U doing today
-<mrselfpwn> I'm well
-<help40> mrselfpwn: are you  init[1] ?
-<help40> :)
-<mrselfpwn> maybe
-<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40?
-<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe
-<help40> I am bulgarian ,  in bulgarian language when after the word there is
-"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me
-<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb?
-<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1],  mrselfpwn
-<mrselfpwn> or noun
-<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn
-<help40> conversation
-<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe
-<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1]
-<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help
-<me_> wtf?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197, 2009-06-25
 %
 < tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp
 < tjfontaine> there is no loss actually
@@ -14787,15 +8828,11 @@ http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
 < tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES
 < tjfontaine> someone said I was right
 < tjfontaine> </blind squirrel>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198, 2009-06-29
 %
 < TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1%
 < TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199, 2009-06-30
 %
 <tewmten> fuck google
 <tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar
@@ -14804,189 +8841,118 @@ http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
 <tewmten> uh huh
 <Dominian> nuh uh
 <Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579
-                                        Added: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200, 2009-07-01
 %
-< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked for advice
-is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:13 UTC 
+< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked
+for advice is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201, 2009-07-02
 %
 <Urchlay> okIjustremovedmyspacebar,damnit'sfilthyunderthere
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581
-                                        Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:36:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202, 2009-07-03
 %
-<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like victory
-<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running next to
-my pillow :>
+<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like
+victory
+<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running
+next to my pillow :>
 <Aldaron> :o
 <tewmten> i used to be the same
 <tewmten> these days i have tinnitus to keep me company
 <Aldaron> :D
 <tewmten> :-(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582
-                                        Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1203, 2009-07-03
 %
 <alienBOB> There is no ISO image for -current
 <alienBOB> That stuff is unofficial and not created by Slackwate team
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584
-                                        Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:52:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204, 2009-07-03
 %
-Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to live in
+Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to
+live in
 C_S > provide it to yourself not me
 C_S > to* me
-chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov coctail
-at the pile of whatever it is on the hay
-Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo has water
-wings :)
+chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov
+coctail at the pile of whatever it is on the hay
+Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo
+has water wings :)
 chopp > I'm not trading my hog in on a jetski :P fsck the troll
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:04:23 UTC 
-%
-<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything
-works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi
-<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card
-<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such
-<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice?
-* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris
-* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.")
-* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection)
-<EvilMatt> anyone??
-<EvilMatt> :/
-<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this
-<EvilMatt> what should i paste there?
-<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi
-* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris
-<EvilMatt> status disconnected
-<nachox> show me the full output please
-<nachox> paste that in pastebin
-<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand
-<EvilMatt> hold on
-* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com")
-<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode --
-speed --
-<EvilMatt> there
-<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0
-* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat")
-<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed
-<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on?
-<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut
-<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol
-<EvilMatt> thank you :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205, 2009-07-07
 %
 < macavity> he may actually, with years, hard knocks and an understanding
 community, end up with being a not-entirely-an-idiot kinda guy
-< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold of him
-< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well in that
-crowd
+< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold
+of him
+< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well
+in that crowd
 < fire|bird> macavity: probably
-< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might just be
-the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only fun to be a
-genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P
+< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might
+just be the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only
+fun to be a genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P
 < BP{k}> macavity: haha, nice choice of wording.
-* macavity bows to the audience
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:04:33 UTC 
+ * macavity bows to the audience
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206, 2009-07-07
 %
 <  antiwire> I'm tailoring my resume to a specific job opportunity that
-                  is a penetration testing company
+		   is a penetration testing company
 < Alan_Hick> Thank God straterra ain't here right now...
 < XGizzmo> nice
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591
-                                        Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:15:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207, 2009-07-09
 %
-jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so it could
-feel good
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:59:48 UTC 
+jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so
+it could feel good
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208, 2009-07-15
 %
-<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't have
-the non-free firmware, though
+<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't
+have the non-free firmware, though
 <computer> how much is it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:38:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209, 2009-07-16
 %
-<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was using
-slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled
+<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was
+using slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled
 <Alan_Hicks> Zordrak: So you were running SLackware-stalled?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:21:19 UTC 
-%
-<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p |
-cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done`
-<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes"
-<Zordrak> O_o
-<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra?  Is that you?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210, 2009-07-16
 %
 <PsyberS`> the 2nd highest 'top poster' for our mailing list is a spammer
 <PsyberS`> what a useful list...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:38:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211, 2009-07-16
 %
 <antiwire> I'm currently currentizing my current current tree
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:53:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212, 2009-07-16
 %
 * Zordrak nearly just fell asleep while standing at a urinal.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:40:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213, 2009-07-17
 %
-< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and kde crashed
-<<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the connection]
+< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and
+kde crashed
+ <<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the
+ connection]
 < dive> twice
 < dive> :D
 < gar0t0> drinking beer in my work is normal for me :D
 < Urchlay> Camarade_Tux: hey, can you do me a favor?
 < gar0t0> after 6pm of corse
->>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire
+ >>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire
 < antiwire> and it just did it again too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600
-                                        Added: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:38:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214, 2009-07-18
 %
 < eviljames> I once saw a hurd of stampeding gnus, they were rushing
-                  towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and a fury
-                  rivalled only by stampeding elephants.
+		   towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and
+		   a fury
+		   rivalled only by stampeding elephants.
 < eviljames> As they came towards me, I feared I would be crushed - until
-                  suddenly they passed right through me!  It turns out, it was
-                  vapour all along.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:05:45 UTC 
+		   suddenly they passed right through me!  It turns out,
+		   it was
+		   vapour all along.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215, 2009-07-20
 %
-<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem great...
+<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem
+great...
 <agentc0re> Camarade_Tux: So they fixed it then.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:54:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216, 2009-07-21
 %
 <tbagg> mother shitter
 <tbagg> son of an
 <tbagg> ass
 <tbagg> I lost my slackware DVD ><
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:57:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1217, 2009-07-21
 %
 fredoslack: I rename my usual pseudo
 fredoslack is now known as Kernel-Panik
@@ -14995,15 +8961,14 @@ Kernel-Panik is now known as fredoslack
 Urchlay: Col. Panic, who takes his orders from Gen. Protection Fault?
 fire|bird: lol
 alienBOB: General Failure is n command of Major Asshole
-fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator: cleverest|postmasters
+fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator:
+cleverest|postmasters
 Urchlay: nice
 antiwire: lol
 alienBOB: But Private Parts gets to do all the hard work
 Urchlay: when he screws up, Corporal Punishment has to correct him?
 alienBOB: Indeed ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:49:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218, 2009-07-21
 %
 <jeev> cool
 * jeev has the openssh exploit
@@ -15017,26 +8982,17 @@ alienBOB: Indeed ;-)
 <Camarade_Tux> well, here it's still there
 <Camarade_Tux> oops :o
 <jeev> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:04:25 UTC 
-%
-<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time bbiaf
-():
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608
-                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:26:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219, 2009-07-22
 %
-Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans."  <--- good line
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609
-                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC 
+<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time
+bbiaf ():
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220, 2009-07-22
 %
 <twolf> seems weird that 9x13 and 9x17 would both be bigger than 9x15
 <twolf> I mean smaller
 <slackytude> thats what she said!
-<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked for me
-years ago and I stuck with it
+<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked
+for me years ago and I stuck with it
 <twolf> hehe
 <fire|bird> [in bed]
 <twolf> dangit!
@@ -15048,9 +9004,7 @@ years ago and I stuck with it
 <alisonken1noc> doh!
 <fire|bird> s/candle stick/unlit candle stick/ ;)
 <slackytude> O_o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:10:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221, 2009-07-24
 %
 * stig (n=stig@xxxxxxxxxx.com) has joined ##slackware
 <stig> s
@@ -15059,79 +9013,59 @@ years ago and I stuck with it
 <Dominian> u
 <stig> d
 <straterra> stig FAIL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:38:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1222, 2009-07-24
 %
-quasar> lol the irony!
-quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614
-                                        Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC 
-%
-<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9 shrike
-and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can find a guide
-or anything that might help me with my programming and so on?
+<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9
+shrike and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can
+find a guide or anything that might help me with my programming and so on?
 <dazman_> Neostatic, Red Hat 9 Shrike is very very very old.
 <Neostatic> Hehe i have not used linux before
 <Neostatic> Where do i start?
 <InspectorCluseau> Neostatic, have you got 'shrike' running now?
-<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i think i
-want to use it i heard it was the best
-<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this linux, i
-heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin with and if you say
-Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and install it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:06:06 UTC 
+<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i
+think i want to use it i heard it was the best
+<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this
+linux, i heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin
+with and if you say Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and
+install it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223, 2009-07-25
 %
 <man_in_shack> is fullscreen mode meant to change screen resolution?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:17:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224, 2009-07-25
 %
 <drijen> make love, not war boys and girls
 <BP{k}> make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
 <BP{k}> dammit. :)
 <thrice`> make -j2 love    :>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:29:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225, 2009-07-27
 %
-Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without you
-telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro since slack
-isn't 64 bit enough.
+Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without
+you telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro
+since slack isn't 64 bit enough.
 Neo_The_User: what does bootstrap mean?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:53:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226, 2009-07-27
 %
-<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware you were
-executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root) it should print an
-ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or something, and a large,
-angry wake-the-fuck-up banner
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:21:03 UTC 
+<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware
+you were executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root)
+it should print an ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or
+something, and a large, angry wake-the-fuck-up banner
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227, 2009-07-28
 %
 * drijen bows before BP{k}
-<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k} the First!
+<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k}
+the First!
 <rob0> /trumpet fanfare
-<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of the
-buhkit!
+<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of
+the buhkit!
 <straterra> You all are nerds
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1228, 2009-07-29
 %
 < yesyes> well, i'm going to fall asleep and dream about xorg dying and
-         natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its
-         replacement. goodnight.
+	  natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its
+	  replacement. goodnight.
 < yesyes> or the barmaid i saw in the pub earlier. oh, #slackware, if i
-         could only make you understand. beautiful, she was.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:41 UTC 
+	  could only make you understand. beautiful, she was.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229, 2009-07-29
 %
 * CoJaBo-Aztec has 1.6TB of stuff on RAID right now o_O
 <Parens> stuff = porn?
@@ -15149,57 +9083,31 @@ buhkit!
 <Parens> hahahhaha
 <MTughan> QWERTY fail.
 <ron> :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622
-                                        Added: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:09:27 UTC 
-%
-<<  Chakravanti>> woops
-<<   slackytude>> you are back
-<<  Chakravanti>> i forgot to go root before installpkg
-<<  Chakravanti>> so went root
-<<  Chakravanti>> up
-<<  Chakravanti>> enter
-<<  Chakravanti>> and my last root command was shutdown -h now
-<<  Chakravanti>> lol
-<<   slackytude>> heh
-<<         dive>> good one
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623
-                                        Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:56:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230, 2009-07-29
+%
+«  Chakravanti» woops
+«   slackytude» you are back
+«  Chakravanti» i forgot to go root before installpkg
+«  Chakravanti» so went root
+«  Chakravanti» up
+«  Chakravanti» enter
+«  Chakravanti» and my last root command was shutdown -h now
+«  Chakravanti» lol
+«   slackytude» heh
+«	   dive» good one
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231, 2009-07-31
 %
 < TwinReverb> seriously
-< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex avionics
-systems, so i know i'm not dumb
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624
-                                        Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:30:23 UTC 
+< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex
+avionics systems, so i know i'm not dumb
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232, 2009-07-31
 %
 <missyjane> Camarade_Tux, pm me
 <nachox> yes, she commands you to pm her
 <superGear> WHen women say jump, you jump
 <superGear> WHen women say jump, you ask how high
 <Camarade_Tux> nachox: nah, she forgot the sudo part -_-
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:03:00 UTC 
-%
-<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet
-<DeeeeP> :)
-<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ?
-<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes!
-<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz!
-<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google
-in google"
-<slackytude> hehe, yeah
-<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a?
-<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet"
-<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok"
-<slackytude> ls
-<slackytude> heh
-<slackytude> wrong window
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233, 2009-08-02
 %
 drijen: rworkman, you know i love you
 rworkman: Say my name, bitch.
@@ -15210,20 +9118,15 @@ chopp: haha
 drijen: like a japanese schoolgirl
 rworkman: Squeal like a pig, boy.
 ***drijen suees
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:08:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234, 2009-08-03
 %
-alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP Browser...
-and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:46:09 UTC 
+alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP
+Browser... and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP
+browser ;-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235, 2009-08-05
 %
 <Jeffy_Dommer> i have no friends and googles just my hoe ;) lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:43:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236, 2009-08-06
 %
 < acidchild> gmail's certificate has expired :/
 < acidchild> for anyone else?
@@ -15232,8 +9135,8 @@ and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-)
 < tewmten> maybe different cert
 < tewmten> hi acidchild
 < acidchild> says it expires today ;/
-< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed i didn't
-just get fscked.
+< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed
+i didn't just get fscked.
 < acidchild> i did go to gmail.com though.
 < acidchild> and my dns is 4.2.2.2
 < tewmten> the mail.google.com cert you mean?
@@ -15242,90 +9145,72 @@ just get fscked.
 < acidchild> https://mail.google.com/mail/
 < tewmten> aha
 < acidchild> it was only valid for 1 year :/
-< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires on      
- 2010-03-25
+< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires
+on	  2010-03-25
 < acidchild> OH! LOL
 < tewmten> yeah this one is also, but its still valid
 < acidchild> i forgot to ntpdate
 < tewmten> ..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:21:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237, 2009-08-06
 %
-<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different character
-set?  I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in windows notepad
-with several undisplayable characters.  When the file is edited in notepad and
-reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage as far as linux is concerned.
- This only seems to happen in one directory.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:22:26 UTC 
+<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different
+character set?	I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in
+windows notepad with several undisplayable characters.	When the file
+is edited in notepad and reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage
+as far as linux is concerned.  This only seems to happen in one directory.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238, 2009-08-06
 %
 * AtHackers is soo bored
 <AtHackers> Were may I find a tutorial or reference on attacking IRC ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:59:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239, 2009-08-06
 %
-<       Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer
-<           LF4> bye bye
-<          dive> nn
+<	Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer
+<	    LF4> bye bye
+<	   dive> nn
 <    slackytude> gnight Urchlay
-<          lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us
+<	   lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us
 <    slackytude> I dont want to live inside Urchlay comp anymore
-<       Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day you'll be
-real boys and girls
-<           LF4> slackytude: Lets break out!
+<	Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day
+you'll be real boys and girls
+<	    LF4> slackytude: Lets break out!
 <    slackytude> psst! wait till he sleeps
-<           LF4> I get the lightbike
+<	    LF4> I get the lightbike
 <    slackytude> nifty
-<           LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh...
-<       Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer?
-<           LF4> I'm purple!
+<	    LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh...
+<	Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer?
+<	    LF4> I'm purple!
 < alisonken1noc> I'm the green dude
-<        quasar> RACIST !
-<       Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil?
-<       Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:01:36 UTC 
+<	 quasar> RACIST !
+<	Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil?
+<	Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240, 2009-08-07
 %
 -!- missyjane is now known as ignored-girl
-< ignored-girl> k
-< straterra> Jesus christ
-< straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black clothes
-and listen to Three Days Grace
-< eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:28:44 UTC 
+ < ignored-girl> k
+ < straterra> Jesus christ
+ < straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black
+ clothes and listen to Three Days Grace
+ < eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241, 2009-08-07
 %
-<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess that's
-why we are all fugly
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:01:12 UTC 
+<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess
+that's why we are all fugly
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242, 2009-08-07
 %
-< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not be
-stupid so i don't see the harm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:37:15 UTC 
+< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not
+be stupid so i don't see the harm
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243, 2009-08-08
 %
-<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects from
-the world wide web. That's all.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:02:06 UTC 
+<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects
+from the world wide web. That's all.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244, 2009-08-09
 %
 <Aaron> meterpreter + use sniffer = jizzed in my pants
 * pure_hate has kicked Aaron from #remote-exploit (pure_hate)
 * Aaron has joined #remote-exploit
 <Aaron> i should turn auto rejoin off ....
 <pure_hate> You should wash your mouth out with soap
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:09:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245, 2009-08-09
 %
 * slackytude slowly fades into background
 < nick4> slackytude like aYann Tiersen song :P
@@ -15335,9 +9220,7 @@ the world wide web. That's all.
 * slackytude slaps wintery
 * slackytude slowly fades into background
 < wintery> fsking gay lurkers
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:25:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246, 2009-08-10
 %
 (Discussing a Newsweek article http://www.newsweek.com/id/211017)
 
@@ -15346,17 +9229,13 @@ stupidity of the article is greatly magnified by the comments
 < CaptObviousman> a true competitor to youtube
 < mgrossie> Be warned, that temporary blindness may be due to cerebral
 hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247, 2009-08-10
 %
 <dive> anyone ever read timecube from top to bottom?
 <slackytude> dive, mad people everywhere
 <agentc0re|work> dive: Yes.  made it to page 3.
 <slackytude> I rest my case
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:03:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248, 2009-08-11
 %
 <Minerdave-a-saur|live1> aw fuck
 <Minerdave-a-saur|live1> >.>
@@ -15372,11 +9251,9 @@ hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull..
 <Aerialman> what is the point of this channel anyway?
 <WorldEater> group masturbation
 <Aerialman> ok bye...
-* Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You people have
-to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:06:11 UTC 
+ * Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You
+ people have to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249, 2009-08-14
 %
 < jeev> i dont see the changes here but i have to fart
 < jeev> i duno how that related but i wanted to say it anyway
@@ -15397,28 +9274,15 @@ to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.)
 < jeev> i hate holding it in
 < eviljames> just blast it out & blame it on the dog
 < eviljames> or girlfriend, whatever's handy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:58:33 UTC 
-%
-loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls.  Lenovo recommends Windows."  I
-recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss
-yourself to death.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250, 2009-08-16
 %
-< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with the name
-The British Aisles?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:30:15 UTC 
+< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with
+the name The British Aisles?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251, 2009-08-19
 %
-< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular expressions. Now I
-have two problems!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:54:14 UTC 
+< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular
+expressions. Now I have two problems!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252, 2009-08-19
 %
 -!- edman007 is now known as missyjane
 -!- missyjane is now known as edman007
@@ -15427,14 +9291,10 @@ have two problems!
 -!- missyjane [n=love@unaffiliated/missyjane] has joined ##slackware
 < missyjane> hi guys im back from my tests
 < edman007> uh oh...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655
-                                        Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:42:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253, 2009-08-20
 %
 < edman007> macavity, you can't have my meat
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:50:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254, 2009-08-23
 %
 (hiptobecubic) So i was thinking
 (quasar) that's dangerous
@@ -15443,105 +9303,18 @@ have two problems!
 (quasar) rofl
 (hiptobecubic) i think it would be ahit
 (hiptobecubic) hit*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:22:54 UTC 
-%
-< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when
-slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick
-an exact date
-< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say
--!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"]
-< Neo_The_User> ohhh
-< straterra> tee hee
-< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever
-comes in here and you scare him off..
-< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how
-long it will be before he comes back
-< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys
-< straterra> Nice one
-< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/
-< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around
-Slackware128 18.0
-< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come
-out now...
-< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me
-< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time
-< hiptobecubic> GOD.
-< straterra> it WAS you
-< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though?
-< agentc0re> ...
-< straterra> You really werent
-< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting
-you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding'
-< straterra> it doesn't work
-< Neo_The_User> oh lord
-< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts
-< Neo_The_User> im out
-< straterra> Bye
--!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit
-["leaving"]
-< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :)
-< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone?
-< Rat409> root .lol
-< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it
-< macavity> on it!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1255, 2009-08-23
 %
 <shevy> anyone knows how or where shebang lines are interpreted?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:26:04 UTC 
-%
-After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86....
-< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand
-results too lol
-< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol
-< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out
-here.
-< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol"
-once?
-< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe...
-< ViN86> lol
-< ViN86> no
-< ViN86> i failed
--!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
-< Alan_Hicks> YES!
-< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256, 2009-08-25
 %
 19:24 < Pryon> thelongmile: which web server are you running?
 19:24 < thelongmile> debian 5.0
 19:25 <@caker> debian is not a web server
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:39:10 UTC 
-%
-<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network
-security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as
-required.  I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over
-to Linux, that might be a better situ for them
-<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5.
-<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all
->>/etc/host.deny'
-<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of
-the first things i do
-<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight
-<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :)
-<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet
-doesn't work!!!"
-<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections
-<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of
-the Toilet Paper
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC 
-%
-< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch the video?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257, 2009-08-25
+%
+< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch
+the video?
 < ananke> mrselfpwn : what's the link?
 < mrselfpwn> Why Linux Sucks
 < mrselfpwn> should work
@@ -15554,38 +9327,29 @@ short pause..
 < dive> internet
 < Nylex> lol
 < mrselfpwn> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:11:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258, 2009-08-28
 %
 <roelof> hello, how can i tell that my arch is x86_64 in sbopkg ?
 * roelof has quit (Client Quit)
 <chess> roelof: sbopkg automatically detects it with uname -m
 <chess> okay, so he left
-<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email which
-I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ.  Guy needs to settle down.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:54:22 UTC 
+<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email
+which I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ.  Guy needs to
+settle down.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1259, 2009-08-28
 %
-< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive so i
-would choose suspend to ram IMO
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:08:14 UTC 
+< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive
+so i would choose suspend to ram IMO
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1260, 2009-08-29
 %
-missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of this
-website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9.
+missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of
+this website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9.
 missyjane > 2nd bug/problem :x
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:07:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261, 2009-08-29
 %
-< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a stock Flash
-package was a bug?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672
-                                        Added: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:24:58 UTC 
+< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a
+stock Flash package was a bug?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262, 2009-09-01
 %
 sheriff ) Anyone have any strong feelings about MoneyBoookers?
 gcohen ) why use them when there's paypal
@@ -15596,105 +9360,79 @@ buu ) hex: Did you have to pay a percentage fee on the amulet?
 hex ) I broke into their mountain stronghold and stole it back, so no.
 buu ) Oh is that how you avoid the transaction fee?
 hex ) Yeah, pretty much.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:40:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263, 2009-09-01
 %
-( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped Slack
-three or four major versions all of a sudden
-( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000 instead of
-version 13
+( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped
+Slack three or four major versions all of a sudden
+( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000
+instead of version 13
 
 ....
 
-( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with the
-utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin'
+( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with
+the utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin'
 ( Schroede1) ...
 ( Schroede1) no need to be a jackass
 ( Schroede1) especially over a joke
 ( alphageek) I was merely responding to your opinion with one of my own
 >>> Mode #slackware +o alphageek by ChanServ
-<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being a jackass.
-learn the difference]
+<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being
+a jackass. learn the difference]
 >>> Mode #slackware +b *!*@*.<hostname removed> by alphageek
 (@alphageek) I'll give it a few minutes to get the point across :)
 ( BP{k}) *snickers*
 ( rworkman) haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:03:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264, 2009-09-02
 %
 < Zordrak> sure.. and my shit tastes like chocolate
 < pi31415> Zordrak: How does it blow?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:42:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265, 2009-09-02
 %
 dchmelik> have you ever used windows 3.1?
-< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations and you
-                  could turn then all off?
+< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations
+and you
+		   could turn then all off?
 < antiwire> umm?
 < fire|bird> s/then/them/
-< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not going well
-< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with this. :P
+< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not
+going well
+< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with
+this. :P
 < dchmelik> probably because you have not used it
 < fire|bird> your point?
 < antiwire> I used windows 3.1 and 3.11
-< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really know what
+< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really
+know what
 a gui with no animation is
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:57:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266, 2009-09-02
 %
 <Camarade_Tux> jalonso: but does the root= line looks correct? what is it?
-<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or chrooting
-into the system from the dvd
-<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on is
-unavailable
+<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or
+chrooting into the system from the dvd
+<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on
+is unavailable
 <Camarade_Tux> and vi has no V ! ='(
 <Camarade_Tux> (but you can installpkg)
 <briareus> ah
-<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this:     root@slackware:/#
+<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this:	root@slackware:/#
 <briareus> that looks like a prompt
 <Camarade_Tux> jalonso: no, in the lilo.conf
 <Camarade_Tux> at the end of it
 * slackytude|evil facepalms
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:22:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267, 2009-09-03
 %
 <FantoX> where i can find sendmail for windows server 2003
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:03:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268, 2009-09-03
 %
-< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer?  That's
-like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:35:11 UTC 
-%
-<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good
-<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now
-determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks!
-They might even have scratched the case!!!"  
-<drijen>  What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them?
-Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out
-loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here...
-<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess.  I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck
-has magic powers or something.
-<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of
-broken iPods
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC 
+< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer?
+That's like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269, 2009-09-06
 %
-< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet for a twit.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:21:55 UTC 
+< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet
+for a twit.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270, 2009-09-07
 %
-.-- join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35
+.-─ join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35
 (Alan_Hicks) Ladies and gentlman, Elvis has entered the building!
 (fire|bird) Wow, it's Elvis
 (ElvisPresley) good afternoon
@@ -15709,136 +9447,81 @@ ElvisPresley) i need to install a modem 3g
 (Alan_Hicks) Necos: Not if you don't do it.
 (fire|bird) heya Necos
 (ElvisPresley) but i don`t know how compile wvstreams
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:38:09 UTC 
-%
-surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS
-surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271, 2009-09-08
 %
 <macavity> has anyone managed to build nxagent?
 <macavity> it looks completely obfuscated
 * Emanon (n=Emanon@xxxxxxxx.net) has joined ##slackware
-<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on kubuntu and
-not thrilled
+<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on
+kubuntu and not thrilled
 <mancha> i did a while ago, don't recall that many headaches
 <Emanon> well iff i do it like a normal person it works fine
 <slava_dp> alien had packages for nx iirc
 <macavity> booohooo.. no SBo for nxagent :P
-<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with boot
-partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe
-<slava_dp> will this suit you?
-http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity
+<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with
+boot partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe
+<slava_dp> will this suit
+you? http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity
 <Cann0n> I haven't installed 13. Any great reasons to upgrade from 12.2?
 <Emanon> 64 bit
 <Emanon> and kde4 by default
 <Emanon> new kernel
 <Emanon> and dev packages
-<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling it
-yourself
+<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling
+it yourself
 <Emanon> nah but added .tkz files (as opposed to .tgz)
 <Emanon> if i remember what i read correctly
 <Emanon> or txz or something
 <slava_dp> lol
 <slava_dp> :D
 <Emanon> oh the rpm wasnt about the slack 13 comment was it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:19:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272, 2009-09-10
 %
-Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding Web-based
-file-browsers?
+Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding
+Web-based file-browsers?
 <mrselfpwn> Zordrak, which one?
 <Zordrak> mrselfpwn: exactly
 <mrselfpwn> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691
-                                        Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:51 UTC 
-%
-<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like
-<+ikey> I dont know any
-<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder....
-<+staykov> brb making salad
-<+_boo_> lol
-<+_boo_> recall this one:
-<+_boo_> i just call
-<+_boo_> to say
-<+ikey> i love you
-<+_boo_> i love you
-<+ikey> lol.
-<+_boo_> XD
-<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong.
-<+ikey> dude...
-<+ikey> xD
-<+Dominian> wt...
-<+_boo_> XD
-* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down
-<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff"....
-<+ikey> lol @ Dominian
-<+staykov> oh man
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC 
-%
-<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published
-< rworkman> yay
-< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC 
-%
-<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati x1400
-driver is easier there
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:02:17 UTC 
-%
-<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga adaptors
-just to have irc on them?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273, 2009-09-10
+%
+<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati
+x1400 driver is easier there
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274, 2009-09-16
+%
+<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga
+adaptors just to have irc on them?
 <+andyn> no
 <@stybla> no
 <@stybla> :)
 <@tewmten> wtf are you talking about?
 <@stybla> :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:03:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275, 2009-09-16
 %
-<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from root!!
-what are those? are they usefull?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697
-                                        Added: Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:49:21 UTC 
+<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from
+root!! what are those? are they usefull?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276, 2009-09-20
 %
-<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script for slack?
+<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script
+for slack?
 <Zordrak> i could make one.. but if an elegant one exists....
 <slackytude> Zordrak: Slackware Genuine Advantage?
-<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade to
-Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:42:10 UTC 
+<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade
+to Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277, 2009-09-21
 %
 08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> brb
 08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> bak
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:14:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278, 2009-09-21
 %
 <siimo> when will slack 10 get pidgin 2.6.x
 <mingdao> slack 10?
 <mingdao> when you build it?
 <siimo> i mean 10.3
 <siimo> oh sorry 13.0
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:25:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279, 2009-09-22
 %
-<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n coz of
-farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ?
+<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n
+coz of farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ?
 <sahk0> i dont give a flying fuck :)
 <The-Croupier> flying??? never tried that...
 <init[1]> sahk0: you don't use pidgin ?
@@ -15846,53 +9529,44 @@ farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ?
 <init[1]> lol^
 <sahk0> The-Croupier:
 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck
-<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique i didnt
-know
+<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique
+i didnt know
 <The-Croupier> :p
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:34:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1280, 2009-09-22
 %
 Seth: recursive fail ftw.. dan googled jfgi
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:05:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281, 2009-09-22
 %
-< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd on Debian?
-< SpaceHobo> the 90s
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:27:59 UTC 
+< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd
+on Debian?
+ < SpaceHobo> the 90s
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282, 2009-09-22
 %
-< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write this
-fucking message.
+< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write
+this fucking message.
 < abrotman> let's write it for him!
 < abrotman> yay madlibs!
-< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________ (noun) was
-itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun)
+< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________
+(noun) was itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun)
 < abrotman> Penis, Dave2, manly, lover
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:26:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1283, 2009-09-22
 %
 <slackytude> I have a love-hate relationship with new kde
 <deco> slackytude: i hate it now
 <fire|bird> You hate it but it loves you? :P
 <deco> fire|bird: you love anything :P
-<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works great,
-then it crashed for no reason
+<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works
+great, then it crashed for no reason
 <deco> fire|bird: including me! don't deny it
 <slackytude> its teasing me
 <deco> slackytude: plasmoid thingy crashes on me a lot
-<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it and it
-seduces me
+<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it
+and it seduces me
 <fire|bird> slackytude: just from kde 4.2.x to 4.3 there were 2,000 new
 features, 60,000+ bug fixes, etc. :D
 <slackytude> Im in an abusive relationship with my window manager
 <deco> slackytude: hahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:29:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1284, 2009-09-23
 %
 macavity: compgenius999: what craphics card is that?
 compgenius999: its an ancient hercules
@@ -15915,40 +9589,32 @@ agentc0re: LMAO!!
 compgenius999: out of old computers
 compgenius999: i even ripped my old hp pavillion to pieces
 agentc0re: 5 hours, 20 years ago man!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:02:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1285, 2009-09-23
 %
 * The-Croupier needs a challenge
 * Zordrak cuts up The-Croupier's dog with a jigsaw
 <Zordrak> there you go
 <Zordrak> put it back together again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:35:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1286, 2009-09-24
 %
-<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could remove the
-byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little endian or the othe
-guy
+<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could
+remove the byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little
+endian or the othe guy
 <Zordrak> .. do you understand your own question?
 <hrad> yep
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:49:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1287, 2009-09-24
 %
-<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands without a
-passwd ?
+<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands
+without a passwd ?
 <superGear> make sure you wasn't root when you did sudo :
 <darlek> k ill try again
 <darlek> ahh yes i was root lol ...whoops sorry
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:20:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288, 2009-09-24
 %
 Guest56473> quote nickserv ghost phoenix^ <password removed>
 < Guest56473> argh
 Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit
-         [Client Quit]
+	  [Client Quit]
 < fire|bird> CRAP
 < compgenius999> lmfao
 < thumbs> is that your actual password?
@@ -15956,9 +9622,7 @@ Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit
 < fire|bird> thumbs: Not for long
 < deco> fire|bird: just wow wow
 < fire|bird> son of a.....
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:36:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289, 2009-09-24
 %
 <Reticenti> man, compiling awn-extras from source is a bitch
 <dartmouth> Reticenti, i've noticed that...
@@ -15966,78 +9630,68 @@ Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit
 <Reticenti> dartmouth: have you done it?
 <Reticenti> there's a lot of dependencies
 <Reticenti> mostly gnome deps.
-<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then started
-sending love letters to alienBOB
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:20:48 UTC 
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then
+started sending love letters to alienBOB
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290, 2009-09-24
 %
 distantgeek - my brain is like an etch a sketch. rattle it around
-                      enough and I forget everything.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:02:23 UTC 
+		       enough and I forget everything.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291, 2009-09-25
 %
 < acidchild> openoffice.org2-math    is the excel one right
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:21:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1292, 2009-09-27
 %
 <+ccfreak2k> What would I do with the Windows CD?
 <+seed_> play frisby
 <Dominian> Well, you know where to put it ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:02:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293, 2009-09-28
 %
-< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i install
-Dovecot?
-< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it should be?
+< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i
+install Dovecot?
+< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it
+should be?
 < Dominian> send an email to it?
 < Johno> ...
 -!- Johno is now known as dumbass
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:04:21 UTC 
-%
-<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why the msdn
-article is factually wrong..  Never seen one be before :/
-<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they are
-correct
-<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They do not
-say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then treat it as
-proven fact.
-<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to everything.
-Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs
-<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't jump to
-the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294, 2009-09-28
+%
+<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why
+the msdn article is factually wrong..  Never seen one be before :/
+<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they
+are correct
+<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They
+do not say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then
+treat it as proven fact.
+<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to
+everything. Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs
+<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't
+jump to the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs.
 <Ether_Man> mota, it would be ignoring ACLs if it had unrestricted.
 <mota> That's your conclusion. As we have agreed, it is incorrect.
 <mota> And I am done pointing this out, let's move on.
-<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted means.. ACL is
-a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted, not unrestricted.
+<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted
+means.. ACL is a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted,
+not unrestricted.
 <slackytude> Ether_Man, please dont do this again
 <Ether_Man> slackytude, so you're saying unrestricted means the same as
 restricted then? -_-
 <slackytude> Ether_Man, Im saying, dont keep arguing when you are plainly
 mistaken. you tend to get stubborn about that
-<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles and
-settings
-<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung up in his
-one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it.
+<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles
+and settings
+<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung
+up in his one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it.
 <slackytude> mota, been there, done that
 <Ether_Man> slackytude, so you are saying unrestricted suddenly means
 restricted? Great.. Im kindof guessing that a professor in english would
-disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language obeys
-their definitions of the words..
+disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language
+obeys their definitions of the words..
 <slackytude> >_<
-<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I based
-my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently Im trying to
-understand how mota  can sit there and say that it's right, when it says the
-exact opposite of what it is.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:21:14 UTC 
+<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I
+based my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently
+Im trying to understand how mota  can sit there and say that it's right,
+when it says the exact opposite of what it is.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295, 2009-09-28
 %
 <slackytude-nfs> yeah!
 <slackytude-nfs> diskless NFS root
@@ -16052,8 +9706,8 @@ terminal
 <slackytude-nfs> yeah, but I can boot slackware on any machine now
 <slackytude-nfs> oh, thats nice as well
 <slackytude-nfs> the problem is, I kinda screwed up
-<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that means lot
-of errors on startup
+<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that
+means lot of errors on startup
 <slackytude-nfs> like no ssh server
 <mingdao> you what?
 <slackytude-nfs> installed it on NTFS
@@ -16070,28 +9724,23 @@ of errors on startup
 <slackytude-nfs> alrite
 <slackytude-nfs> gonna kill the ntfs drive now
 <slackytude-nfs> see ya
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:12:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296, 2009-09-29
 %
 <Twayne> what about when your keyboard is in ALL CAPS?! :P
 <SelfishMan> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY KEYBAORD
 <SelfishMan> EXCEPT SOMEONE REVERSED MY 'A' AND 'O' KEYS
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:57:15 UTC 
-%
-06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that code in
-this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not* want to see the
-literal code again, if it is not escaped.
-                 Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel log of
-today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks to spook
-06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join the
-exiles
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297, 2009-09-30
+%
+06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that
+code in this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not*
+want to see the literal code again, if it is not escaped.
+		  Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel
+		  log of today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks
+		  to spook
+06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join
+the exiles
 06:35 < init[1]> o_O
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:07:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298, 2009-10-01
 %
 < DonQuixote> heh
 < Sancho_Panza> DonQuixote: soy el hombre de la mancha
@@ -16108,52 +9757,48 @@ exiles
 < mingdao> wayne_: is that what you saw in the lshal output?
 * vastina walks away
 < fire|bird> vastina: nope, you're in #ubuntu in disquise.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:16:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299, 2009-10-01
 %
-nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless once you
-start learning bash
+nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless
+once you start learning bash
 <slackytude> bash seems pointless, once you start learning ubuntu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:39:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300, 2009-10-05
 %
 < jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaYOpbgieU
-< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s
-< thrice`> wow,
-* jeev holds out his beating stick
-< jeev> wow what ?
-< thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev
-< straterra> (with stupidity)
-< jeev> i'm honored
-< jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with stupid
-comments
-< straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran down the
-crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress
-< jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha
-< jeev> you're funny.
-< straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already.
-< jeev> sarcasm works both ways
-< deco> leave jeev  alone! :(
-< straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways' you
-mean.
-< jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to step away to
-his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags and putting new ons
-< jeev> ones
-< jeev> it's like this every day
-< straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you?
-< jeev> welcome to my fag list
-< straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:35:25 UTC 
-%
-< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
-Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:      #1) Respect the
-privacy of others.     #2) Think before you type.     #3) With great power comes
-great responsibility.  [sudo] password for dravekx:  dravekx is not in the
-sudoers file.  This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$
+ < jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s
+ < thrice`> wow,
+ * jeev holds out his beating stick
+ < jeev> wow what ?
+ < thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev
+ < straterra> (with stupidity)
+ < jeev> i'm honored
+ < jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with
+ stupid comments
+ < straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran
+ down the crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress
+ < jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha
+ < jeev> you're funny.
+ < straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already.
+ < jeev> sarcasm works both ways
+ < deco> leave jeev  alone! :(
+ < straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways'
+ you mean.
+ < jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to
+ step away to his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags
+ and putting new ons
+ < jeev> ones
+ < jeev> it's like this every day
+ < straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you?
+ < jeev> welcome to my fag list
+ < straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301, 2009-10-07
+%
+< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local
+System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
+#1) Respect the privacy of others.     #2) Think before you type.
+#3) With great power comes great responsibility.  [sudo] password for
+dravekx:  dravekx is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be
+reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$
 < Dravekx_> BAHAHAHAHA
 < Dravekx_> WTF is all that
 < Dravekx_> my own server reported me.
@@ -16164,15 +9809,11 @@ sudoers file.  This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$
 < Dravekx_> I think I need to read more before i venture into linux.
 < Dravekx_> im going back to windows.
 < Dravekx_> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:51:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302, 2009-10-07
 %
-<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf, will i
-findhappiness in slack ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:31:20 UTC 
+<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf,
+will i findhappiness in slack ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1303, 2009-10-08
 %
 <mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode.
 <spook> xdmcp or whatever its called
@@ -16183,9 +9824,10 @@ findhappiness in slack ;)
 <spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network
 <mrselfpwn> oh i understand
 <spook> yeah.
-<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the
-server.
-* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware
+<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface
+is the server.
+* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) зашел на
+канал ##slackware
 <metrofox> hi there!
 <spook> metrofox: hey!
 <mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello
@@ -16195,14 +9837,12 @@ server.
 <metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic...
 <mrselfpwn> ;D
 <metrofox> :P
-<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over
-the network.
+<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log
+in over the network.
 <spook> loooooool.
 <mrselfpwn> XD
 <mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304, 2009-10-08
 %
 < Scuzz> fire|bird, you try vbatts 4.3.2 yet ?
 < Scuzz> nice and stable still i take it ?
@@ -16213,18 +9853,17 @@ the network.
 < Scuzz> yeah
 < mancha> ah heh. thought that was an app: vbatts version 4.3.2
 < deco> ....
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305, 2009-10-08
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for example?
+< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for
+example?
 < adriyel> Alan_Hicks: like? I did init.d/smbd start
 < Zordrak> O_O
 < Zordrak> adriyel: what OS are you running?
 < Alan_Hicks> adriyel: GTFO!
 < mancha> should do summit like /etc/rc.d/rc.samb...
-< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24 19:33:52 EDT
-2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
+< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24
+19:33:52 EDT 2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
 < mancha> init.d sounds like redcrap or summit
 < Zordrak> GET THE HELL OUT NOW
 < adriyel> lmao!
@@ -16232,47 +9871,44 @@ the network.
 * deco gets his beating stick out
 < adriyel> Zordrak: fuck off troll, I'm here because I don't like Redhat.
 < Zordrak> no.. stop laughing and get walking
-< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware.  Go ask somebody
-else.  We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up.
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware.  Go ask
+somebody else.	We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up.
 < adriyel> Alan_Hicks: that's a nice excuse, but I'll leave anyway.
-< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is excellent.
-Obviously something has changed that.
-< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth.  You'll get a better
-answer somewheres else.
+< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is
+excellent. Obviously something has changed that.
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth.  You'll get a
+better answer somewheres else.
 < rogersman> dumb-ass questions?
 < Zordrak> just.. just.. no.p
-< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just isn't ours.
-< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses doesn't
-change that.
+< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just
+isn't ours.
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses
+doesn't change that.
 < Zordrak> i have no words..
 < deco> adriyel: make me some lunch and GTFO
 * Zordrak takes a VDU break
 -!- adriyel [i=adriyel@anapnea.net] has left ##slackware []
 deco> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306, 2009-10-09
 %
-ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's parents..
-while on acid... and naked
+ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's
+parents.. while on acid... and naked
 ninjabox - oh man
 ninjabox - sometimes I shouldn't hit enter
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:21:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307, 2009-10-10
 %
-< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda put in
-the position to do it
+< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda
+put in the position to do it
 < ninjabox> when I lived in mexico, I got around very well
 < ArmChairWarrior> thats what she said
-< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't at all
-< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends, it comes
-out =P
-< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to german food
+< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't
+at all
+< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends,
+it comes out =P
+< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to
+german food
 < ArmChairWarrior> its usually vomit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:33:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308, 2009-10-10
 %
 <spook> i need a girl friend...
 <ananke> spook: so quit looking
@@ -16285,29 +9921,22 @@ out =P
 <Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living?
 <spook> west
 <Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :)
-<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a girlfriend)
+<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a
+girlfriend)
 
 _one_hour_later_
 
-<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my meals :D
-<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you just said
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:48 UTC 
-%
-slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I
-just type in "override" like in movies?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC 
+<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my
+meals :D
+<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you
+just said
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309, 2009-10-13
 %
 < spook> i've had a few females that couldnt get enough meat.
 < spook> [ in bed ]
-< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to satisfy
-them.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:06:34 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to
+satisfy them.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310, 2009-10-14
 %
 <Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yeah, I need propaganda material
 <slackytude|evil> Camarade_Tux, for what?
@@ -16323,43 +9952,30 @@ them.
 <Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: the safest and most stable ones :)
 <slackytude|evil> lol
 <Camarade_Tux> deco: ^^^
-<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware would be
-microsoft
-<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware symbol
-they get horny
+<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware
+would be microsoft
+<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware
+symbol they get horny
 <spider1010> lol
 <fire|bird> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:37:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311, 2009-10-14
 %
-spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a bit. before
-ultimately becoming limp.
+spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a
+bit. before ultimately becoming limp.
 spracklin - er
 spracklin - caio
 spracklin <<< [anon@<server redacted>] quits [Quit: ]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:03:11 UTC 
-%
-* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido"
-<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312, 2009-10-14
 %
 jeev: wow
 jeev: the only person who said i was nice ended up being a weirdo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:41:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313, 2009-10-15
 %
-< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It would
-take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more than 1 minute
-lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and ozone layer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:31 UTC 
+< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It
+would take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more
+than 1 minute lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and
+ozone layer.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314, 2009-10-16
 %
 straterra - pao bu!
 straterra - Go running!
@@ -16370,30 +9986,22 @@ straterra - i can say water..or food
 straterra - 87%..not too bad for midnight
 drijen - gj
 andarius - the 13% error may get a rubber chicken stuck in your butt :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:31:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315, 2009-10-18
 %
-<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains each
-installation cd?
+<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains
+each installation cd?
 <slackytude> the packages dont contain the cd, the cd contains packages
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:53:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316, 2009-10-19
 %
-<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between Zordrak and
-his French Roast
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:12:11 UTC 
+<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between
+Zordrak and his French Roast
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317, 2009-10-19
 %
 < humbaba> wft
 < humbaba> $ ls
 < humbaba> craplja.was.here.txt
 < humbaba> $
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:54:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318, 2009-10-19
 %
 < valkenar> Do I have to relogin to have group changes take effect?
 < fire|bird> yes
@@ -16402,60 +10010,37 @@ his French Roast
 < NaCl> apparently
 < antler> sometimes?
 < hiptobecubic> absolutely
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768
-                                        Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:34:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319, 2009-10-23
 %
-13:17  * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to eat 200k
-of bandwidth ...
+13:17  * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to
+eat 200k of bandwidth ...
 13:17 < jkwood> It's a very efficient compression system.
 13:18 < jkwood> It carries along enough excess to plug the leaks in your
 intertubes,  like that slime stuff for yuor tires.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:29:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320, 2009-10-27
 %
-13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of blackness
-with extra stupidity
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:13:26 UTC 
+13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of
+blackness with extra stupidity
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321, 2009-10-28
 %
-< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working on
-firefox and uh...
+< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working
+on firefox and uh...
 < beatzz> im getting a segmentation fault when I ./libflashplayer.so
 < beatzz> even as root
 < rk4n3> dude, you don't run it
-< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart firefox
+< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart
+firefox
 fire|bird watches beatzz facepalm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:33:20 UTC 
-%
-<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than
-visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail
-<fatalnix1995> odd
-<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message?
-<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC 
-%
-* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot
-* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot
-< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how
-the Big Bang really happened.  He hasn't gone back since.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322, 2009-10-28
 %
-< Yaakov> ******************
+< Yaakov> 我爱你一个绝
 < Yaakov> gah
-< Yaakov> *********************************
-< SpaceHobo> ***************
+< Yaakov>
+我爱你一个绝佳巨型爱你
+< SpaceHobo> 歩行者天国
 < brian> AHHHH THE CHINESE ARE ATTACKING
 < cdlu>
-< Yaakov> ************
+< Yaakov> 空间保母
 <jess^> <redacted>
 <jess^> <redacted>
 < brian> THERES TOO MANY OF THEM ITS EVERY MAN FOR YOURSELF
@@ -16463,25 +10048,19 @@ the Big Bang really happened.  He hasn't gone back since.
 < tarpman> TURN THE FLEET AROUND
 
 redacted_ignore.pl ftw
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323, 2009-11-04
 %
-< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a distraction
-going so I can slip out?
+< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a
+distraction going so I can slip out?
 < rob0> Um ... you cannot slip out, by definition. You are CaptObviousman.
 < rob0> /nick NotSoObviousSlipman
 < rob0> try that, might help
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:06:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324, 2009-11-06
 %
-<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less than
-the weight of the woman.
+<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less
+than the weight of the woman.
 * HoopyCat summons the HST to take a portrait of your mother
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:41:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325, 2009-11-06
 %
 <dellwood> zomg
 <dellwood> it worked
@@ -16491,50 +10070,39 @@ the weight of the woman.
 <spook> dellwood: thanks for actually listening to our help.
 <mishehu> oooh spook and dellwood sitting in a tree...
 <dellwood> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:34:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326, 2009-11-08
 %
 < zerosoul13> init[1]: i use pidgin for every account i have
-< spook> sigh
-< spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee
-< zerosoul13> ok
-< init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ?
-< zerosoul13> let me do that
-< init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ?
-< zerosoul13> ok
-< init[1]> omg!
-< spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban.
-< init[1]> spook: oops soory
-< init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back
-< zerosoul13> ok
-< zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool
-< init[1]> :)
-< spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in that file,
-if you didnt already realise that
-< zerosoul13> i just did
-< zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up
-< zerosoul13> holy smokes!
-< init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P
-< init[1]> zerosoul13: lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784
-                                        Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:51:33 UTC 
-%
-< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo."
-< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so.  That's a Unix thing."
-< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo."
-< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC 
-%
-< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB  when i created my user account from root, I chose
-login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that...
+ < spook> sigh
+ < spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee
+ < zerosoul13> ok
+ < init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ?
+ < zerosoul13> let me do that
+ < init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ?
+ < zerosoul13> ok
+ < init[1]> omg!
+ < spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban.
+ < init[1]> spook: oops soory
+ < init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back
+ < zerosoul13> ok
+ < zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool
+ < init[1]> :)
+ < spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in
+ that file, if you didnt already realise that
+ < zerosoul13> i just did
+ < zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up
+ < zerosoul13> holy smokes!
+ < init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P
+ < init[1]> zerosoul13: lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327, 2009-11-13
+%
+< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB  when i created my user account from root,
+I chose login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always
+do that...
 < init[1]> alreadygone: check /etc/passwd | grep yourname
 < init[1]> s/check/cat/
 < alreadygone> nothing came up
-< alreadygone> did a    cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname
+< alreadygone> did a	cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname
 < init[1]> omg!
 < init[1]> alreadygone: your username
 < alreadygone> what?
@@ -16543,23 +10111,17 @@ login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that...
 < guax> need to quote that
 < guax> aeaeuheahuaeuheuhea
 < init[1]> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:44:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328, 2009-11-14
 %
 < Tightbunz> I still wet my bed!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:32:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329, 2009-11-15
 %
-< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the
-source code.
+< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me
+the source code.
 < Zordrak> :)
 < spook> Zordrak: :)
 < init[1]> toastytoast: what if ,you don't have the compiler?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:10:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1330, 2009-11-16
 %
 glphvgacs : is there any x86-64 optimized version of slackware?
 kitche : umm what do you think slackware64 is?
@@ -16567,42 +10129,23 @@ maybe : 13.0
 BP{k} : kitche: it's for those halfbaked 128bits computers ;)
 glphvgacs : kitche: could be ppc64, no?
 BP{k} : *sigfh*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:22:22 UTC 
-%
-<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night.  We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and
-my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based.  They were telling
-me that it would confuse the customer.
-<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive
-<drijen> lmao
-<Kumo> I was mad, too.  "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing.  It's
-fucking LINUX!"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC 
-%
-fire|bird : later macavity
-macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me
-fire|bird"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331, 2009-11-17
 %
 :::: You're now known as init[1]
 :::: s0d0!n=(hostmask removed) has joined ##slackware
 < tank-man> is the [0] index your way of saying you are away? :)
 < tank-man> i think there is a channel rule about that
-< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in trouble,
-what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some irc clients have
+< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in
+trouble, what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some
+irc clients have
 < mancha> Pigpen, try it
-:::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away
-:::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy
-:::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned: please turn
-off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this
-channel...same thing for if you've manually set
-      yourself to 'away'.  The channel doesn't need to know and you can always
-SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'.
+ :::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away
+ :::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy
+ :::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned:
+ please turn off your auto-away functionality on your client when
+ frequenting this channel...same thing for if you've manually set
+       yourself to 'away'.  The channel doesn't need to know and you
+       can always SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'.
 < BP{k}> mancha++ ;)
 < init[1]> lol
 < mancha> morning fun  :P
@@ -16610,292 +10153,160 @@ SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'.
 < thrice`> kids these days :)
 :::: Pig_Pen!n=anyuser@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware
 < BP{k}> Pig_Pen: Uhm, and you were saying?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797
-                                        Added: Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332, 2009-11-29
 %
-< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king, which in
-turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat , leading me to eat
-ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798
-                                        Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:51:06 UTC 
+< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king,
+which in turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat ,
+leading me to eat ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333, 2009-12-01
 %
 <+macavity> nn fellows :-)
-<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay women
+<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay
+women
 <+macavity> ok, the one who noobfarms that one dies :P
-* eviljames noobfarms
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799
-                                        Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:15:16 UTC 
+ * eviljames noobfarms
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334, 2009-12-01
 %
 <+Camarade_Tux> ok, I'll have to go soon if I don't want to have troubles
 removing some hairy 20cm-long thing from my ass on tomorrow morning :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:22:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335, 2009-12-02
 %
-<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that could have
-overwritten anything? did you do a full install?
+<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that
+could have overwritten anything? did you do a full install?
 <candinho> yes i did, like the readme  and install told to do
 <candinho> ./configure make , sudo make install
-<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current is at
-2.14.7) so there's your origin
-<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm, etc...
+<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current
+is at 2.14.7) so there's your origin
+<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm,
+etc...
 <Pig_Pen> beat me to it
 <candinho> yes i instaled cairo, updated pango glib2 and gmm
-<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that, it will
-break things
+<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that,
+it will break things
 <candinho> glimm gtkmm
 <Pig_Pen> go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
 <candinho> ahuahauahu
 <candinho> but my linux is still working
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:21:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336, 2009-12-03
 %
-<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the first
-time, it has been announced.
+<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the
+first time, it has been announced.
 <deco> :o
 <deco> i can like almost touch messi's penis now :o
 <chopp> wtf....dude.
 <Camarade_Tux> hahahahaha :P
 <Scuzz> lol
 <Camarade_Tux> I think we're producing far too many noobfarm quotes :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:42:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337, 2009-12-03
 %
 <+fire|bird> eh, it's not that great, certainly nothing to brag about. :P
 <+deco> that's what she said
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:13:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338, 2009-12-03
 %
 <deco> My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805
-                                        Added: Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:04:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339, 2009-12-05
 %
-( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China, I wont be
-able to connect to my box and signal for help.
+( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China,
+I wont be able to connect to my box and signal for help.
 (15:53:59) ( Zordrak) \o/
 (15:53:59) Zordrak gets the kidnappers on the blower
-(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll know
-that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility.
+(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll
+know that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility.
 (15:55:26) Zordrak will just RMA the screen
 (15:55:39) ( CcSsNET) lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:05:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340, 2009-12-08
 %
 * Alan_Hicks is a manipulative bitch.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:54:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341, 2009-12-08
 %
 <straterra> and... home
 <straterra> 14 hours after i left this morn
 <drijen> viagra?
-<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's involved?
+<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's
+involved?
 <fred> Wait, never mind, silly question.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:09:03 UTC 
-%
-thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system
-because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens
-filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything
-lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot?
-bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change.
-lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade?
-lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm
-thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed
-thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for
-sda1 but it changed sda3 as well
-bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm
-lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm
-bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy.
-bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar)
-bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC 
-%
-<arethusa> http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html
-wait, Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails?
-<drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything
-<arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P
-<drijen> aye, easily corrupted
-<drijen> should have called em .pol files
-<arethusa> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:08:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342, 2009-12-10
+%
+<arethusa>
+http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html wait,
+Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails?
+ <drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything
+ <arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P
+ <drijen> aye, easily corrupted
+ <drijen> should have called em .pol files
+ <arethusa> haha
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343, 2009-12-14
 %
 <WilliamC> I remember when the entire internet got DDOSed.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:21:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1344, 2009-12-16
 %
 < jess^> yay, resizing dicks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:36:42 UTC 
-%
-acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e.
-ash@foo.org if its $7
-acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification.
-kingbeowulf: "man awk"
-kingbeowulf: "awk man"
-kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero
-acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345, 2009-12-16
 %
 <MrWGW> I on the other hand am deeply talented
 <MrWGW> btw
 <MrWGW> do any of you have any skill at interpreting traceroutes?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:53:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1346, 2009-12-18
 %
 In #kde ...
 
-<bulent>        i need help
-<bulent>        can some one click on this to tell me if my server working
-http://192.168.1.2/
-<same>          this ip can't be reached from internt
-<pinotree>      bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses
-<bulent>        yeah but my original ip
-<alienBOB>      I fail to see the KDE relevance ?
-<bulent>        apache server on kde
-<same>          on top of linux actually
-<bulent>        thats right
-<same>          kde is desktop environment
-<bulent>        not on top
-<bulent>        beside
-<pinotree>      bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has nothing to
-do with kde?
-<bulent>        ok
-<bulent>        hi everyone
-<pinotree>      (still in #kde...)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:44:19 UTC 
+<bulent>	i need help
+<bulent>	can some one click on this to tell me if my server
+working http://192.168.1.2/
+<same>		this ip can't be reached from internt
+<pinotree>	bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses
+<bulent>	yeah but my original ip
+<alienBOB>	I fail to see the KDE relevance ?
+<bulent>	apache server on kde
+<same>		on top of linux actually
+<bulent>	thats right
+<same>		kde is desktop environment
+<bulent>	not on top
+<bulent>	beside
+<pinotree>	bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has
+nothing to do with kde?
+<bulent>	ok
+<bulent>	hi everyone
+<pinotree>	(still in #kde...)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1347, 2009-12-18
 %
 <+straterra> Wait..you people use usenet to read...news?
 <+BP{k}> straterra: yes, unlike your frequent visits to
 alt.fan.erotica.rancid.furry-creatures.
 <+straterra> dude
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:06:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348, 2009-12-22
 %
 <SiegeX> Clit Eatswood would be a sick girl's name
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:39:12 UTC 
-%
-( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry
-Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than
-"whois"
-( deco)  i hope so
-( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349, 2009-12-23
 %
 antiwire: First rule of screen club; don't talk about screen.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:52:04 UTC 
-%
-antiwire: but he's running windows
-sahilsk: window explorer in slackware??
-antiwire: there's a windows installer
-antiwire: sahilsk: you said it.
-antiwire: so explain now
-sahilsk: nooo
-sahilsk: i didn't
-dissociative: he meant internet browser
-antiwire: good god.
-sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there??
-sahilsk: :D
-antiwire: oh my god.
-antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life.").
-dissociative: :|
-dissociative: we like to keep it simple
-agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows?
-qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/
-sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah
-sahilsk: it's pure SW
-sahilsk: nothing else.
-***agentc0re is lost
-sahilsk: lol
-sahilsk: :D
-agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then?  explain the
-confusion.
-sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F"
-macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ?
-agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's.
-sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now.
-sahilsk: ok, one more question.
-dissociative: whoah
-sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet
-agentc0re: macman_: What..teh?
-sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere.
-macman_: agentc0re: ?
-***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year
-sahilsk: any idea how  can i make it work in sw
-macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it
-
-** Few minutes later...
-
-agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know
-what noobfarm is.  Oh the beauty.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827
-                                        Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC 
-%
-<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on that box.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1350, 2009-12-31
+%
+<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on
+that box.
 <MLanden> Urchlay, what rez?
 <Urchlay> Xv works, including fullscreen mplayer that doesn't skip
-<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200 on that
-card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to admit the monitor
-could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy water and custom ModeLines
-in xorg.conf
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:18:46 UTC 
-%
-<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian will
-install it?
+<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200
+on that card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to
+admit the monitor could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy
+water and custom ModeLines in xorg.conf
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351, 2010-01-05
+%
+<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian
+will install it?
 <valdyn> cmacis: which .deb?
 <Kamping_Kaiser> sacrifice a goat
 <korhojoa> :D
 <cmacis> http://packages.debian.org/squeeze/unetbootin
-<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you or the
-guy supplying it does not use debian properly
-<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb> <name of
-goat>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:37:23 UTC 
-%
-<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..."
-<+straterra> That's Winamp..
-<+straterra> Idiot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC 
+<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you
+or the guy supplying it does not use debian properly
+<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb>
+<name of goat>
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352, 2010-01-06
 %
 <+straterra> It puts the lotion on its skin..
 <+straterra> Or else it gets the gag again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:43:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353, 2010-01-11
 %
 agentc0re: i'd laugh if he kicked himself.
 fire|bird: lol
@@ -16908,83 +10319,59 @@ agentc0re: The irony
 fire|bird: no, but I just did. :P
 fire|bird: damn
 fire|bird: It said in the script I was immune from that. :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354, 2010-01-11
 %
-rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak english
-at all :(
+rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak
+english at all :(
 agentc0re: it works fine on 13.0 though.
 spook: rhynnah: we dont speak english
 agentc0re: rhynnah: eh?  i don't know what the hell you're trying to say.
 spook: rhynnah: we speak slackwish
 rhynnah: i see...
-acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go in, no
-words can come out
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:59:51 UTC 
+acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go
+in, no words can come out
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355, 2010-01-13
 %
 acidchild: i need to cut my hair too sigh
 acidchild: i could probably clean my ass with my hair atm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:04:11 UTC 
-%
-<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the
-format ...
-<twkm> "+ ..."
-<twkm> word splitting you know.
-<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument
-<geirha> :)
-<twkm> of course not.
-<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu.
-<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :)
-<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar".  oops, you use gnu,
-yer fucked, fix all scripts.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356, 2010-01-13
 %
 <Dougdoug4> I'm not Burger King
 <Dougdoug4> and I'll be DAMNED
 <Dougdoug4> if you have it your way
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:17:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357, 2010-01-14
 %
-< IPv6Freely> I  got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping for Rock
-Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg.
-< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that fucker just
-made $4.85 off me! >:(
+< IPv6Freely> I  got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping
+for Rock Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg.
+< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that
+fucker just made $4.85 off me! >:(
 < Plazma-Rooolz> i think this qualifies fora  FFFFUUUU
 < Jenkens> lol
 < tanner> bleh
 < Tophat> hahahahahhahahahhaha
 < ^Michael> owned
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:20:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358, 2010-01-14
 %
 <hiptobecubic> firefox keep segfaulting
 ...
 <hiptobecubic> hfjardim, won't that tank your profile also?
 <fire|bird> hiptobecubic: It sure will, bookmarks, everything.
 <hiptobecubic> it's even crashing in -safe-mode
-<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and give it a
-go.
+<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and
+give it a go.
 ...
-<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just ~/.mozilla
-then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing that, backup first,
-then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it all back.
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just
+~/.mozilla then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing
+that, backup first, then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it
+all back.
 ...
 <Pig_Pen> at least save the bookmarks.html if nothing else
 ...
 <hiptobecubic> moving .mozilla didn't solve anything
 ...
 <hiptobecubic> god this is like being back in 2007
-<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain site,
-when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly?
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain
+site, when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly?
 <hiptobecubic> randomly
 <fire|bird> straced it?
 <hiptobecubic> oh goddamnit
@@ -16992,107 +10379,53 @@ when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly?
 <fire|bird> did you backup first?
 <hiptobecubic> well i thought so
 <hiptobecubic> well shit.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:28:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359, 2010-01-19
 %
 < CaptObviousman> I'm debating if I want to go to this party tonight
 < ninjabox> Will there be troubled girls just begging to be deflowered?
 < ninjabox> sry, wasn't supposed to hit enter
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:06:16 UTC 
-%
-< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd
-like it to be my decision
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847
-                                        Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360, 2010-01-23
 %
-<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger...  But yet i
-use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac = i hate myself and
-i didn't know it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:35:41 UTC 
+<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger...
+But yet i use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac =
+i hate myself and i didn't know it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361, 2010-02-03
 %
 slackwarebob: I can't believe what a piece of crap FF is.
 slackwarebob: you look at it and it crashes.
 ...
 slackwarebob: crashes at startup while loading previously open session.
 slackwarebob: which was running fine for 3 days.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362, 2010-02-03
 %
 <Plazma-Rooolz> what can i use instead of eggs?
 <xnyx> little white orbs ejected from the chickens ass...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:12:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363, 2010-02-04
 %
 <+fire|bird> !pants agentc0re
-<@AgentAnderson>  agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the
-ground!
+<@AgentAnderson>  agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on
+the ground!
 <+agentc0re> \0/
 <+agentc0re> |`|  <-- no pants..
 <+Scuzz> lol
 <+chopp> |\| would have looked better. :P
 <+agentc0re> but it's leaning the other way. |/|
 <+agentc0re> to the right.  :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851
-                                        Added: Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:46:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1364, 2010-02-05
 %
-<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a bunch more
-abortions
+<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a
+bunch more abortions
 <+acidchild> CHEAATT
 <@sativa_> there are soooo many recipes online
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:03:48 UTC 
-%
-In #bash ...
-
-<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now
-<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds
-<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language
-that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh
-<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters
-<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names
-<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master
-script if that's at all possible.
-<rmrfslash> I can't
-<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh
-<tuxdev> or use bash -c ""
-<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a
-report file in XML
-<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done
-<rmrfslash> or been asked to do
-<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :)
-<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether
-<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding
-<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc
-<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean
-<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code"
-<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that
-writes XML
-<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski
-<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy
-<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh
-<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ...
-<rmrfslash> lol
-<slava_dp> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365, 2010-02-09
 %
-< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by slackware
-developer ?
+< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by
+slackware developer ?
 < manhunter> what do the slackware developer do ?
-<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can not
-volunteer
-< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as developers
+<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can
+not volunteer
+< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as
+developers
 < manhunter> ?
 <@alienBOB> Sure
 < manhunter> what's the process to choose?
@@ -17111,107 +10444,75 @@ volunteer
 < BP{k}> alienBOB: is that why rworkman walked funny for a couple of days?
 < dive> well that bash beat me
 <@alienBOB> Actually Alan_Hicks was the victim
-< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What the..
-damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:22:28 UTC 
-%
-<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK!
-<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC 
+< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What
+the.. damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366, 2010-02-10
 %
 Delahunt| stupid question ... the intel i7 processor is an i786?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:56:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367, 2010-02-14
 %
-<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack running
-in Qemu running on Slackware64-current.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:49:37 UTC 
+<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack
+running in Qemu running on Slackware64-current.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1368, 2010-02-15
 %
-<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for Linux!
+<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for
+Linux!
 <newbie2010> are they crazy or what
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:56:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369, 2010-02-16
 %
 Channel window fail ;-)
 
-<<     antiwire>> like how a wonderbra shapes those titties
-<<     antiwire>> oh shit.
-<<         dive>> haha
-<<      break19>> uh ok
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:58:09 UTC 
+«     antiwire» like how a wonderbra shapes those titties
+«     antiwire» oh shit.
+«	   dive» haha
+«	break19» uh ok
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370, 2010-02-16
 %
 fire|bird: you must have tiny hands, I didn't feel a thing.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:25:48 UTC 
-%
-<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a lot of
-actual quotes :-)
-<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that< many quotes
-to spam noobfarm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:17:58 UTC 
-%
-< BP{k}> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438
-< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and chat with
-frequently, it could aid stalkers?
-< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently, you're doing
-it wrong.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371, 2010-02-17
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a
+lot of actual quotes :-)
+<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that<
+many quotes to spam noobfarm
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372, 2010-02-18
+%
+< BP{k}>
+http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438
+< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and
+chat with frequently, it could aid stalkers?
+< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently,
+you're doing it wrong.
 < BP{k}> jkwood: that never stopped us from taking to straterra. ;)
 < straterra> You've got it wrong
 < straterra> If you've talked to me, I'm not stalking you
-< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the wall,
-your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well lubricated
-and sore...I'm stalking you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:27:29 UTC 
+< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the
+wall, your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well
+lubricated and sore...I'm stalking you
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1373, 2010-02-18
 %
 <+Camarade_Tux> but remember, I still have to buy my cockring :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:30:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374, 2010-02-18
 %
 nix_chix0r ships free samples of ExtenZe
 <Camarade_Tux> nope, no need for it here
 <Camarade_Tux> you know, without balls, it's pretty useless anyway :-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:33:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375, 2010-02-18
 %
 * mag0o pumps fist in the air
 * Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist
 <+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:41:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376, 2010-02-19
 %
 Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink.
 Cann0n * fails
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:25:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377, 2010-02-19
 %
 <Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:57:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378, 2010-02-23
 %
 < PufferFish> Linux is for retrds
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:49:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379, 2010-02-24
 %
 <gavin___> WARNING:  Package has not been created with 'makepkg'
 <gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed.
@@ -17219,9 +10520,7 @@ Cann0n * fails
 <gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz
 <gavin___> but it was a txz.asc
 <gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:35:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380, 2010-02-24
 %
 < nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing,
 /var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty?
@@ -17231,55 +10530,46 @@ Cann0n * fails
 * jkwood logs alienBOB
 * alienBOB hits jkwood with a log
 * pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:02:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381, 2010-02-25
 %
-<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere on the
-net?
+<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere
+on the net?
 <jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com
 * jkwood rolls his eyes
 <thrice`> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876
-                                        Added: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:34:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382, 2010-02-27
 %
-Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but i was too
-drunk to get it up
+Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but
+i was too drunk to get it up
 Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877
-                                        Added: Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:11:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383, 2010-03-01
 %
 <Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13
-<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used for
-testing the next release of slackware
+<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used
+for testing the next release of slackware
 <Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware
 <Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling
-<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware 13.0. And
-I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you are an experienced
-Slacker
+<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware
+13.0. And I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you
+are an experienced Slacker
 <Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this
-(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in your blog ,
-can I use it?
+(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in
+your blog , can I use it?
 <alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0
 <alienBOB> It even says so in that article
 <Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:31:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384, 2010-03-04
 %
-<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called alienBOB
-making scripts and shit
-<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working for them
+<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called
+alienBOB making scripts and shit
+<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working
+for them
 <DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed
 <DeputyDERPDERP> true story
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:52:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385, 2010-03-04
 %
-<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you know where
-I could ask for NM support?
+<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you
+know where I could ask for NM support?
 * NaCl braces himself
 <+Delahunt> what is NM?
 <+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico?
@@ -17291,26 +10581,23 @@ I could ask for NM support?
 <+NaCl> Nope.
 <+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager.
 * Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:31:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386, 2010-03-04
 %
 < ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal
 < jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5.
-< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand binary
-and those who not.
+< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand
+binary and those who not.
 < jkwood> I agree.
 < jkwood> And you're definitely one of them.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:02:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387, 2010-03-06
 %
-< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I shall now
-more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and much appreciated
+< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I
+shall now more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and
+much appreciated
 < rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway?
 < rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all.
-< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if it *were*
-based on Slackware)
+< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if
+it *were* based on Slackware)
 < Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat
 < rworkman> Tough shit.
 < Yanzie> So I came here, get over it?
@@ -17319,342 +10606,311 @@ based on Slackware)
 -!- Yanzie was kicked from ##slackware by rworkman [Yanzie]
 -!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman
 < rworkman> There.  I'm over it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:47:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388, 2010-03-06
 %
 < byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars?
 < rworkman> You don't swallow.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:57:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389, 2010-03-06
 %
-< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the vsftp
-service?
+< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the
+vsftp service?
 < rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't.
-< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but still...
-< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will cause
-it to start at boot?
+< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but
+still...
+< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will
+cause it to start at boot?
 < Azeotrope> i know ssh does
 < BP{k}> ...
-< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is still not
-encrypted.
+< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is
+still not encrypted.
 < Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup?
 < rworkman> *whoosh*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:29:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390, 2010-03-07
 %
--!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has joined
-##slackware
-< Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with slackware
-can any body to help me to setup it
-< sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/
-< Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes
--!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has joined
-##slackware
--!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has quit
-[Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
-< Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body to help
-me to repair it
-< brainvision> have you got a network manager installed?
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes  , ican access other device as eyh0 but i can
-not use wireless
-< brainvision> what network mamanger do you use?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it?
-< brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday..
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware
-< brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware..
-< brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
-< brainvision> are you with the current?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
-< brainvision> uname -r what it says to you?
-< brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel
-< brainvision> I think you should try the huge one..
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ??
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees it & love
-slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now
-< brainvision> uname -r
-< brainvision> tell me the output please
-< brainvision> :)
-< brainvision> and try to follow me..
- * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show
-< brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :)
-< sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx
-< brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his chipset..
-< brainvision> sahk0: no?
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the generic or the
-huge kernel?
-< brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it
-< brainvision> :)
-< brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using?
-< brainvision> ok
-< TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your current
-kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded already. If it
-doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell shipped your machine
-with an incompatible wireless card.
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want  to install slackware i pressed
-inter to load kernel
-< brainvision> I pressed inter?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press inter or f2
-< brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better solution..
-< brainvision> if you know how to do it..
-< TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v
-< TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine.
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root
-< TheGroove> This is taking too long.
--!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has quit
-[Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
-< brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack
-< brainvision> :)
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
-< brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker
-< brainvision> :)
-< brainvision> so?
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host]
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing
-< brainvision> ???
-< brainvision> what did you do?
-< brainvision> first of all..
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v
-< brainvision> lspci
-< brainvision> lspci -v
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root!
-< Blue-Slacker> ok
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key..
-< brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right!
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( subsystem :
-Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card
-< TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of information.
-< brainvision> TheGroove: :)
-< TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now
-< TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution.
-< TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/
-< brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
-< brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM
-< brainvision> :)
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error:
-Connection reset by peer]
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware []
--!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now..
-< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
-802.11b/g (rev
-< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
-< brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info on lspci?
-< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
-802.11b/g (rev
-< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now
-< brainvision> somethin like BCM4312
-< brainvision> I think..
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211  107059 2 B43. mac 80211
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about
-< brainvision> a stupid question..
-< brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down in the
-preferences?
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0
-< brainvision> only 1 is allowed
-< brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
-< brainvision> go www.pastebin.com
-< brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg
-< brainvision> as root
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any thing to
-copy it to pastebin
-< brainvision> yes no problem
-< brainvision> but I think your wireless should work
-< brainvision> I can't see where the problem is..
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : YOU MUST GO
-TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent frimware for this driver
-version
-< brainvision> ah ah
-< brainvision> here we go
-< brainvision> :)
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ?
-< brainvision> what?
-< brainvision> the solution..!!!
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
-< brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org
-< brainvision> ????
-< brainvision>  pardon..
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download
-< brainvision>
-http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation
-< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
-< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase it lost
-charge
-< brainvision> ac power?
-< sahk0> someone should noobfarm him
-< sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:54:26 UTC 
-%
-rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and
-the OS.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC 
-%
-<jkwood> vbatts: ping
-<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D
-<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
-<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!!
-<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong....
-* thumbs flood pings rob0
-* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded")
-* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0
-* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again...
-<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you.
-<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC 
+-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo]
+has joined ##slackware
+ < Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with
+ slackware can any body to help me to setup it
+ < sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/
+ < Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow]
+ has joined ##slackware
+ -!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo]
+ has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
+ < Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body
+ to help me to repair it
+ < brainvision> have you got a network manager installed?
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes  , ican access other device as eyh0
+ but i can not use wireless
+ < brainvision> what network mamanger do you use?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it?
+ < brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday..
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware
+ < brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware..
+ < brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
+ < brainvision> are you with the current?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
+ < brainvision> uname -r what it says to you?
+ < brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel
+ < brainvision> I think you should try the huge one..
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ??
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees
+ it & love slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now
+ < brainvision> uname -r
+ < brainvision> tell me the output please
+ < brainvision> :)
+ < brainvision> and try to follow me..
+  * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show
+ < brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :)
+ < sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx
+ < brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his
+ chipset..
+ < brainvision> sahk0: no?
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the
+ generic or the huge kernel?
+ < brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it
+ < brainvision> :)
+ < brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using?
+ < brainvision> ok
+ < TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your
+ current kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded
+ already. If it doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell
+ shipped your machine with an incompatible wireless card.
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want  to install slackware i
+ pressed inter to load kernel
+ < brainvision> I pressed inter?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press
+ inter or f2
+ < brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better
+ solution..
+ < brainvision> if you know how to do it..
+ < TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v
+ < TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine.
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root
+ < TheGroove> This is taking too long.
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow]
+ has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
+ < brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack
+ < brainvision> :)
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+ < brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker
+ < brainvision> :)
+ < brainvision> so?
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host]
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing
+ < brainvision> ???
+ < brainvision> what did you do?
+ < brainvision> first of all..
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v
+ < brainvision> lspci
+ < brainvision> lspci -v
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root!
+ < Blue-Slacker> ok
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key..
+ < brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right!
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me (
+ subsystem : Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card
+ < TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of
+ information.
+ < brainvision> TheGroove: :)
+ < TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now
+ < TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution.
+ < TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/
+ < brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+ < brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM
+ < brainvision> :)
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error:
+ Connection reset by peer]
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware []
+ -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now..
+ < brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
+ 802.11b/g (rev
+ < brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
+ < brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info
+ on lspci?
+ < brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
+ 802.11b/g (rev
+ < brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now
+ < brainvision> somethin like BCM4312
+ < brainvision> I think..
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211	107059 2 B43. mac 80211
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about
+ < brainvision> a stupid question..
+ < brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down
+ in the preferences?
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0
+ < brainvision> only 1 is allowed
+ < brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+ < brainvision> go www.pastebin.com
+ < brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg
+ < brainvision> as root
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any
+ thing to copy it to pastebin
+ < brainvision> yes no problem
+ < brainvision> but I think your wireless should work
+ < brainvision> I can't see where the problem is..
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error :
+ YOU MUST GO TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent
+ frimware for this driver version
+ < brainvision> ah ah
+ < brainvision> here we go
+ < brainvision> :)
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ?
+ < brainvision> what?
+ < brainvision> the solution..!!!
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+ < brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org
+ < brainvision> ????
+ < brainvision>  pardon..
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download
+ < brainvision>
+ http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation
+ < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+ < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase
+ it lost charge
+ < brainvision> ac power?
+ < sahk0> someone should noobfarm him
+ < sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391, 2010-03-07
 %
 <+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again?
 <+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux
-* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe.  The display reads
-[27] seconds.
-<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the
-correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium
-and Germanium.
+ * AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe.  The display
+ reads [27] seconds.
+<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose
+the correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium,
+Promethium and Germanium.
 <+lf4> lol
 <+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
-* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
+ * AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
 <+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon
 <+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
 -!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson
 [snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)]
-* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra.  The display reads [24]
-seconds.
-<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the
-correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium,
-Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
--!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined
-##slackware-offtopic
+ * AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra.  The display
+ reads [24] seconds.
+<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose
+the correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen,
+Titanium, Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
+-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has
+joined ##slackware-offtopic
 -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson
 <+lf4> Hahaha  this should be good
 <+Camarade_Tux> how did it react?
 <+fire|bird> you'll see
 <+Camarade_Tux>  ^^
--!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [*BOOM!*.
-(186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly painfull way)]
+-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson
+[*BOOM!*. (186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly
+painfull way)]
 <+lf4> hahahaha
--!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined
-##slackware-offtopic
+-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has
+joined ##slackware-offtopic
 -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson
 <+fire|bird> hahahahahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:02:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392, 2010-03-08
 %
 <Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works
 <Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:11:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1393, 2010-03-10
 %
-< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like thrice` ;)
+< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like
+thrice` ;)
 * pprkut ducks
 * jkwood turkeys
 < rob0> Such fowl humor!
 < jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes?
 < jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment.
 < jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack.
-< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send me his
-bill.
+< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send
+me his bill.
 < rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess.
 < jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin.
-< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't affected
-my pidgeon.
+< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't
+affected my pidgeon.
 < rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about.
-< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, though.
-< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl drop it
-like it's hawk.
+< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend,
+though.
+< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl
+drop it like it's hawk.
 < rob0> I flew the coop.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:41:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394, 2010-03-10
 %
-<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on the
-sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't turn it,
-so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt when I whacked
-my crotch on the seat :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:31 UTC 
+<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on
+the sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't
+turn it, so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt
+when I whacked my crotch on the seat :(
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395, 2010-03-11
 %
 <+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:57:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396, 2010-03-15
 %
-< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree i found
-only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake?
+< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree
+i found only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake?
 < Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one?
-< thrice`> it's probably still uploading.  such bloat takes awhile, you know
+< thrice`> it's probably still uploading.  such bloat takes awhile,
+you know
 < thrice`> or, still compiling
-< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs update and
-the last -current update. ;)
+< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs
+update and the last -current update. ;)
 < BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;)
-< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled.  It's gotten
-so big even the source code is self-aware.
+< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled.
+It's gotten so big even the source code is self-aware.
 < mancha> emacs compiles itself
 < thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs?
 < NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself?
 < mancha> emacs killed chuck norris
 < Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic
-< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely.  It's assumed that emacs is installed, given that
-it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove.
+< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely.  It's assumed that emacs is installed,
+given that it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove.
 < Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates
-< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware it runs
-on
+< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware
+it runs on
 < Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey
-< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number of emacs
-packages is close to infinity
+< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number
+of emacs packages is close to infinity
 < Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status?
 < Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf
-< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to sustain
-its hunger for human flesh.
+< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to
+sustain its hunger for human flesh.
 < mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running
 < NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once
 < mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics,
 irc-over-emacs still works
-< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks.  And quantum holes
-through space.
+< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks.  And quantum
+holes through space.
 < raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support
 < raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:08:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397, 2010-03-16
 %
 < rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :)
 < chess> rworkman: hey Robby!  :-)  how ya doin?
@@ -17667,16 +10923,12 @@ through space.
 < rworkman> ah
 < jkwood> For special occasions.
 < XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900
-                                        Added: Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:37:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398, 2010-03-20
 %
-<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work,
-etc.
+<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to
+work, etc.
 <+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:08:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399, 2010-03-24
 %
 <phrags> hey guys
 <Jessia> syug yeh
@@ -17711,21 +10963,20 @@ in 3 minutes...
 * slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned)
 <phrags> i'll be here all day =P
 <surrounder> phrags saves the day!
-<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the
-same oper
+<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask
+to the same oper
 <surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:49:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400, 2010-03-26
 %
-<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude
-stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
+<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your
+attitude stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
 <ChunkySalsa> lol
 <ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am
-<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything
+<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done
+anything
 <ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason
-<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be
-able to figure that out
+<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you
+should be able to figure that out
 <phragmatic> thanks for the info =)
 <ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs
 <ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D
@@ -17738,36 +10989,29 @@ able to figure that out
 <ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark
 <ChunkySalsa> <3
 <ChunkySalsa> epic fail
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:10:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1401, 2010-03-26
 %
-<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full
-<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken
-so is
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:44:11 UTC 
+<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if
+*really* full
+<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your
+broken so is
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402, 2010-03-29
 %
 <raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup
 <acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually
-<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd
-every time I went to sell it back
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:15:15 UTC 
+<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the
+damn cd every time I went to sell it back
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403, 2010-03-29
 %
 <Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:39:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404, 2010-03-30
 %
-<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I
-think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe
-way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
+<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write,
+I think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any
+other safe way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
 <Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers
-<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly
-have an error
+<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't
+blatantly have an error
 <Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it
 <rizitis> I am root
 <alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user
@@ -17775,44 +11019,29 @@ have an error
 <Zordrak> then just open it with any editor
 <rizitis> as root
 <rizitis> ok I ll try thanks
-<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi
-and vim.
+<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem
+with vi and vim.
 <alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems
 <rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong...
-<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and
- right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I
-kill it it stops..
+<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down,
+left and  right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still
+working and only if I kill it it stops..
 <alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode?
-<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode
+<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not
+edit mode
 <rizitis> ops
 <rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912
-                                        Added: Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:02:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405, 2010-03-31
 %
-<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is
-deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
+<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo
+is deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
 <Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off
 <alisonken1home> at least it likes itself
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:32:39 UTC 
-%
-<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's
-already sitting on top of it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:46:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406, 2010-04-01
 %
-mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i
-cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer
-you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer"
-<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me
-<Skywise> i was worried about that
-* ron1n XD
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC 
+<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my
+thumb's already sitting on top of it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1407, 2010-04-01
 %
 < Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky.
 < SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it
@@ -17820,88 +11049,28 @@ you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer"
 < SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van
 < Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans.
 < Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:42:44 UTC 
-%
-(WTF?!)
-
-"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed
-through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until
-there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a
-witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the
-rate of growth of its container."
-
---Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408, 2010-04-07
 %
 <strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware
 <strato_> did you read and understand the whole code
 <KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:24:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409, 2010-04-13
 %
 <jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and
-       client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
-       works on all genders.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:48:22 UTC 
+	client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
+	works on all genders.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410, 2010-04-15
 %
 < binford2k> I'm such a dick
-< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
-< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
-< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:45:15 UTC 
+ < binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
+ < binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
+ < straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1411, 2010-04-15
 %
 * fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly
-< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
-<iceland> O RLY?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:33:38 UTC 
-%
-Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say
-sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her
-for details. |  raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her
-clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!!
-<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom
-<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK
-<+raela> *sexual
-<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening.
-<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime
-<+kethry> it is sexual
-...
-<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi
-<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english)
-...
-<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a
-quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual
-part at all but to the pain part
-<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the
-ass?
-<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean
-it
-...
-<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase.
-<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means,
-according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a
-pepper"
-<+fire|bird> wow
-<+raela> I think it just got worse
-<+BP{k}> HAHAHA
-<+raela> hahahaha
-<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?!
-<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good...
-<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC 
+< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the
+sky from me <iceland> O RLY?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1412, 2010-04-18
 %
 In unsolicited /msg...
 
@@ -17909,52 +11078,21 @@ In unsolicited /msg...
 <ne7work> can you unban me please :(
 <ne7work> i'm new user of slackware
 <ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:00:35 UTC 
-%
-< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened
-< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed
-< drecute> what could be wrong
-< drecute> any ideas pls
-< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port...
-< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure
-<@caker> wow :)
-< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P
-<@perihelion> Fail.
-< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25.
-The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port.
-<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln   <-- will show you what ports and addresses your
-Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening
-< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed
-<@caker> drecute: well there you go.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413, 2010-04-26
 %
 < frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script
 because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:44:48 UTC 
-%
-< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says
-invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414, 2010-04-26
 %
 < dKingston> google is down
 < dKingston> !down google.com
 < linbot> dKingston: It's just you.
 < dKingston> wat
-< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ alert. if
-your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404.
+< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ
+alert. if your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404.
 <@Perihelion> Owned.
 < dKingston> :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:20:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415, 2010-04-29
 %
 < dustybin> alienBOB: are you a vim user?
 < alienBOB> dustybin: both vim and elvis
@@ -17962,565 +11100,343 @@ your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404.
 < alienBOB> On Windows, gvim is my default editor
 < jkwood> Using elvis kills babby seals.
 * alienBOB clubs jkwood
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 May 2010 20:53:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416, 2010-05-03
 %
->>>>>> Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at
-   least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes,
-   drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest.
-   How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!!
+»»» Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at
+    least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes,
+    drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest.
+    How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!!
 (+kethry) eviljames is a ponygirl?
 * kethry blinks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 May 2010 00:41:41 UTC 
-%
-<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of cock.. so.. rich
-bitch then?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 May 2010 01:59:06 UTC 
-%
-<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel patches
-that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is even available
-for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice looking desktop that will
-determine if linux is viable alternative to the general public
-<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements (or attics
-in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE looks like ass.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1417, 2010-05-05
+%
+<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of
+cock.. so.. rich bitch then?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418, 2010-05-07
+%
+<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel
+patches that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is
+even available for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice
+looking desktop that will determine if linux is viable alternative to
+the general public
+<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements
+(or attics in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE
+looks like ass.
 <tsccof> lol
 <tsccof> my grandfather who is 72 runs Arch Linux
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 May 2010 08:08:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419, 2010-05-09
 %
 <hegemoOn> i will kill the former admin :) with -9
 <hegemoOn> :D
 <lhunath> that's not nice.  give him a chance to kill his children first.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 13:25:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1420, 2010-05-10
 %
 twoshot_ : md5sum: slackware64-13.0-install-dvd.iso: Input/output error
 twoshot_ : Does this mean I need to redownload the file??
 slava_dp : lol
-twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished burning
-it..
+twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished
+burning it..
 slava_dp : check dmesg for disk errors
 twoshot_ : slava: How do I do that?
 thrice` : twoshot_, btw, 13.1 will be out VerySoon :>
 Zordrak : twoshot_: type dmesg
 twoshot_ : dmesg
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 14:46:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421, 2010-05-10
 %
-<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one fails,
-the other should be sigkill'd. An array?
+<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one
+fails, the other should be sigkill'd. An array?
 <Wulf> flow4: if you know the number of childs, that will work
-<flow4> Wulf,  and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use the ECHILD
-error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that the only way?
-<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good idea.
+<flow4> Wulf,  and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use
+the ECHILD error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that
+the only way?
+<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good
+idea.
 <aroach31291> lol
 <aroach31291> i was waiting for that
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 17:05:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422, 2010-05-10
 %
 eviljames: !8ball am I gay?
 AgentAnderson: eviljames: Of course.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1423, 2010-05-12
 %
-<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200?  You know, the one
-who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird?  You know, the one you'd never look at
-twice if she's standing next to an even moderately attractive lady?
+<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200?  You know,
+the one who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird?  You know, the one
+you'd never look at twice if she's standing next to an even moderately
+attractive lady?
 <rworkman> | Well, flash is that girl.
 <rworkman> | She's the only one left, so you go home with her.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 May 2010 00:16:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1424, 2010-05-12
 %
 <mancha> question: is ###channel the official ##channel channel or the
 unofficial #channel channel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 08:04:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425, 2010-05-14
 %
 <guax> backups? i like to live dangerously
 <guax> a.k.a. im too lousy to rsync
 <guax> lazy
 <guax> damn foreign language
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 20:28:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426, 2010-05-14
 %
 <Azeotrope> | who has the balls to switch to windows?
 <alienBOB> | Azeotrope: why would one require balls for that?
 <alienBOB> | A lot of women run Windows too
 <Azeotrope> | a lot of men-with-one ball dual boot too
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950
-                                        Added: Sun, 16 May 2010 18:22:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427, 2010-05-16
 %
 < straterra> volkerdi: I modded rc.inet1 for iproute2 support
 < volkerdi> straterra: we know how to do that, thanks
 < volkerdi> does it replace ifconfig and route?
 < straterra> It uses iproute2, so yes.
 < volkerdi> bah
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 May 2010 21:45:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1428, 2010-05-24
 %
 Scuzz : omg i just got raped
- Scuzz : morning
-adrien : Scuzz: morning
-adrien : Scuzz: with lube?
- Scuzz : rofl
- Scuzz : i wish it was
- Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me
+  Scuzz : morning
+ adrien : Scuzz: morning
+ adrien : Scuzz: with lube?
+  Scuzz : rofl
+  Scuzz : i wish it was
+  Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me
 trhodes : haha
-  dive : o0
- Scuzz : she must of stretched out
- Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole
-  dive : haha
- Scuzz : i flew out of the bed
- Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 10:02:13 UTC 
+   dive : o0
+  Scuzz : she must of stretched out
+  Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole
+   dive : haha
+  Scuzz : i flew out of the bed
+  Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429, 2010-05-25
 %
 <+spook> acidchild: too fucking lazy.
 <+spook> and busy
 <+Necos> mostly just lazy
 <+spook> no, busy
 <+spook> sucking black dongs all day
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 21:22:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430, 2010-05-25
 %
 <alexwizard> hello
-<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command to run
-xorg or other graphic mode ?
+<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command
+to run xorg or other graphic mode ?
 <raela> startx
 <alexwizard> not work, command not found
-<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot to graphical
+<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot
+to graphical
 <raela> er.. did you install X?
 <Vanger> Have you installed X?
-<thrice`> alexwizard, startx  gives you command not found?  did you install x/ ?
+<thrice`> alexwizard, startx  gives you command not found?  did you
+install x/ ?
 <alexwizard> oo, no
 <alexwizard> ok
 <thrice`> o__O
 <thrice`> 'hi, why doesn't X start without me installing it?'
 <thrice`> :>
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 May 2010 15:00:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431, 2010-05-26
 %
 <Azeotrope> I installed flightgear from Sbo but I cant find it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 13:26:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432, 2010-05-28
 %
 <Azeotrope> i still can't find flight gear
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 14:09:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433, 2010-05-28
 %
-< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the
-grenades mentioned as well
-< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that.
-< FriedBob> lol
-< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC 
-%
-<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear but i
-don't know how to play it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 11:55:01 UTC 
+<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear
+but i don't know how to play it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434, 2010-05-29
 %
 <+slackytude|evil> you lose like 2-8% of cpu processing due to overhead
 <+slackytude|evil> I/O performance loses more but is getting better
-<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high performance DB
+<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high
+performance DB
 <+slackytude|evil> yet
 <+alisonken1home> slackytude, you'd be surprised :)
 <+slackytude|evil> alisonken1home, I tend to be
 <+slackytude|evil> OMG! Did I just say that?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 23:54:40 UTC 
-%
-In #kde:
-
-<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues
-<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you
-think, what can be the problem?
-<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice?
-<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote
-<Kalabok__> look
-<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled
-<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus?
-<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu?
-<Kalabok__> of course!
-<alienBOB> Guessed as much
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969
-                                        Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC 
-%
-<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week..   the best
-thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's easier
-<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought it was
-easier and faster than windows
-<mako-dono> coming from vista
-<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside...  she
-said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970
-                                        Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:06:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435, 2010-05-29
 %
-<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled)
-Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0
-...
-<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where
-you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section
-with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10"
-<alisonken1home> then logout/login
-<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>"
-<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :)
-...
-<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config,
-restarted, but same thing
-<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat
-<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it?
-<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes.
-<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine?
-<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that
-<Azeotrope> ...
-<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971
-                                        Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC 
+<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week..
+the best thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's
+easier
+<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought
+it was easier and faster than windows
+<mako-dono> coming from vista
+<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside...
+she said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436, 2010-05-31
 %
 < Zordrak> LOL #1960 -> #1961 -> #1964
-< slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :)
-< surrounder> haha
-< Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded
-< straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:05:26 UTC 
+ < slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :)
+ < surrounder> haha
+ < Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded
+ < straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437, 2010-06-04
 %
 <elench> mmm what happened to #slackbuild
 <slackytude> #slackbuilds
 <elench> thx
-<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in slackbuilds
+<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in
+slackbuilds
 <Delahunt> because it's in slackware-whatever/source/n/
 <elench> so is apachetop and thats in slackbuilds
 <mancha> no, if it is in the official slackware distrib it is NOT in
 slackbuilds.org
 <elench> http://slackbuilds.org/repository/13.1/system/apachetop/
 <mancha> ok and find it in the official distrib now
-<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be in
-slackware
+<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be
+in slackware
 <elench> adaptr either is httpd and thats in sourcetree
 <mancha> elench did you suffer head injury as a child?
 <chopp> no shit
 <elench> mancha yes how did you know.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973
-                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:30:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438, 2010-06-06
 %
 Azeotrope : Does anyone have a slackbuild for Qt3?
-alienBOB : Slackware has
+ alienBOB : Slackware has
 Azeotrope : don't kill me, but i can't find qt3
-  mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir?
- thrice` : http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/
-alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
- thrice` :
-http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz
+   mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir?
+  thrice` :
+  http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/
+ alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
+  thrice` :
+  http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz
 Azeotrope : alienBOB:
 Azeotrope : thrice`:
- thrice` : Azeotrope,
+  thrice` : Azeotrope,
 Azeotrope : it's the fourth or fifthj time i ask for a package
- thrice` : poor thing
-  mancha : tenth time's the charm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974
-                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:08:49 UTC 
-%
-# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)'
-
-06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork.
-06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
-06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature.
-it let's you choose the country
-06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in
-kde3-compat but:
-06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK
-06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3
-while you're running kde4?
-06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same
-error with other apps
-06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky
-06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found
-appears when i try to install TorK
-06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia
-06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps?
-slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I
-will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo?
-18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce
-18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for
-kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it
-18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork,
-not tor.
-18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on
-slackware?
-slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia
-or tork?
-20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware
-20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ?
-20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR
-20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in
-(sl)apt-get install tork?
-
-# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975
-                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC 
+  thrice` : poor thing
+   mancha : tenth time's the charm
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439, 2010-06-06
 %
 <Zordrak> omg. Windows Update stopped working.. check online for a
-solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go to
-Windows Update and install them then try again.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:07:54 UTC 
+solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go
+to Windows Update and install them then try again.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1440, 2010-06-09
 %
 < Cann0n> mishehu: i've been using ati for about 12 years now
-< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as ati
-drivers
+< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as
+ati drivers
 < evanton> Cann0n: did you count them? :)
-< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big numbers :)
+< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big
+numbers :)
 < Cann0n> evanton: fuck you. /ignored
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:47:45 UTC 
-%
-< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches to
-hotshot mode and I over look the important things
-< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I didnt
-reread everything
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:24:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1441, 2010-06-09
 %
-( dartmouth) im 32 bit
-( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does:
-        "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show?
-( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1,
-            aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1
-( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^
-( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit
-( BP{k}) *sigh*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC 
+< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches
+to hotshot mode and I over look the important things
+< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I
+didnt reread everything
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442, 2010-06-11
 %
-< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues in linux
-that im now ignorant to it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:20:03 UTC 
+< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues
+in linux that im now ignorant to it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443, 2010-06-12
 %
-<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg ,
-anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason)
+<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg
+, anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason)
 <alisonken1noc> not sure - that was before my first slackware cd purchase
 <Zordrak> it would appear to be a duck-billed platypus
 <Zordrak> Famous for being one of only two mammals that lay eggs
 <Zordrak> Whether that's significant or not I don't know.
 <Scuzz> lol
 <Scuzz> thats what happens when ducks and penguins have sex
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:57:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444, 2010-06-14
 %
-< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I download it?
-< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there was a way
-to find it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990
-                                        Added: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:27:13 UTC 
+< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I
+download it?
+< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there
+was a way to find it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445, 2010-06-17
 %
 <adrien> crocket: take a look at mesa.SlackBuild
 <crocket> adrien : There is no mesa.SlackBuild in slackbuilds.org
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991
-                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:59:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446, 2010-06-19
 %
 < ioan> hi. can ssh tunneling be made over udp?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447, 2010-06-22
 %
 <leontopod> vesa is just an extra layer of crap, right?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:51:28 UTC 
-%
-<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right?
-<pprkut> yep
-<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/
-<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects
-<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png
-<leontopod> that's what I have
-<leontopod> for system setting
-<leontopod> for system settings
-<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;)
-<thrice`>  #sex? really??
-<pprkut> lol
-<leontopod> #sex!?
-<leontopod> where!?
-<alear> #sex & #poetry
-<leontopod> oh right
-<leontopod> on ircnet
-<leontopod> sure
-<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex
-<leontopod> have been for ten years
-<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot
-<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448, 2010-06-23
 %
 * NightTiger is sorry AMD bought ATI and not nVidia
 <crocket> sahko : many laptops have ATI cards.
-* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open source
-their drivers.
+* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open
+source their drivers.
 <crocket> Is ATI not the same as radeon?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996
-                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:32:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449, 2010-06-23
 %
 <crocket> slava_dp: wget is not very good.
 <Mel-nix> crocket: Why?
-<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from alienBOB's
-repository.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:10:53 UTC 
-%
-<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi
-<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in
-statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do  *not* edit the
-config file by hand"
-<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC 
+<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from
+alienBOB's repository.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450, 2010-06-23
 %
-dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue with the
-generated configuration files and not compiz
+dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue
+with the generated configuration files and not compiz
 dartmouth: *wouldn't know
 alienBOB: dartmouth: I think I will do better just ignoring you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:27:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451, 2010-06-27
 %
 <dartmouth> is that sort of like spending the majority of our time doing
-something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities not to
-adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that?  look inward,
-buddy.
+something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities
+not to adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that?
+look inward, buddy.
 <alienBOB> Working on Slackware is inhuman?
 <alienBOB> How interesting. Lucky for me I am an alien then
 <dartmouth> hah :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:54:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452, 2010-06-27
 %
 <@bob_deep> never got into Dr. Who
 <@amrit|wrk> who?
 <@bob_deep> huh
 <@amrit|wrk> i dunno, somethin about first base
-* Alan_Hick prefers third.
+ * Alan_Hick prefers third.
 <@bob_deep> Alan_Hick....why do i know that name...
 < Alan_Hick> What a perfect nick to ask that question
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:58:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453, 2010-06-28
 %
 <briareus> thanks MLanden I think this pcmanfm will work just fine
 <MLanden> briareus, which version are you using?
 <briareus> which version of what?
 <briareus> /bin/sh: /etc/slackware-version: Permission denied
 <briareus> Slackware 13.0.0.0.0
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:56:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1454, 2010-06-30
 %
 < dustybin> lmsensors comes with the full slackware 13.1 install
 < dustybin> i run sensors-detect
 < dustybin> but it did not create a /etc/rc.d/rc.lmsensors file
-< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO): YES
+< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO):
+YES
 < dustybin> Copy prog/init/lm_sensors.init to /etc/init.d/lm_sensors
 < dustybin> i cannot locate lm_sensors.init anywhere
 < dustybin> could this be the work of a virus or something worse?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:56:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455, 2010-07-01
 %
 < Azeotrope> would fluxbox run w/o X?
 < mancha> heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:21:50 UTC 
-%
-<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee
-)
-<Iraqi> no one know :|
-<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 )
-???????
-<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux
-<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support
-hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ?
-<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is:  "when in the course of numan events an
-operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard,
-insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to
-have certain inalienable right, among these...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005
-                                        Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456, 2010-07-01
 %
 < dustybin> adaptr: sensors-detect created a new dir
 < dustybin> /etc/sysconfig/
-< dustybin> -rw-r--r--  1 root root   608 Jul  7 20:25 lm_sensors
+< dustybin> -rw-r--r--	1 root root   608 Jul  7 20:25 lm_sensors
 < adaptr> weird, it didn't for me
 < dustybin> eek
-< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into wherever
-you want to autoload from
+< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into
+wherever you want to autoload from
 < dustybin> maybe this could be the work of a malicious viral infection?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:37:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457, 2010-07-07
 %
-<SunTzu> hep hep hep;  i need to use perl to test if a file is -r (test's)  how?
+<SunTzu> hep hep hep;  i need to use perl to test if a file is -r
+(test's)  how?
 <raela> probably easy to google
 <SunTzu> prolaby, but i wanna chat too :)
 <SunTzu> interactive hep
 <raela> google'd be faster
 <SunTzu> dont be stingy with your knowlege
 <SunTzu> if you know someth then pls answer
-<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google if it
-were my question
+<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google
+if it were my question
 <SunTzu> then dont talk to me
 <SunTzu> ignored
 <raela> haha
 <SunTzu> anyone else?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:47:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458, 2010-07-08
 %
 02:19 <+fire|bird> hey Cann0n
 02:22 <+Cann0n> how goes it fire|bird?
@@ -18529,16 +11445,14 @@ were my question
 02:24 <+Cann0n> i walk/jogged 5 miles tonight
 02:24 <+Cann0n> i actually used my feet for something else other than
 skateboarding and picking up shit when i'm barefoot
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:41:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459, 2010-07-08
 %
-<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out of
-measuring cups and tupperware
+<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out
+of measuring cups and tupperware
 <+raela> I go through too many bowls :P
 <+raela> man, back in undergrad in the dorms, I only had one bowl
-<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed it once
-a week :D
+<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed
+it once a week :D
 <+raela> err
 <+raela> I mean in that we didn't have a sink
 <+raela> so I would just have leftover milk in it
@@ -18553,16 +11467,15 @@ a week :D
 <+raela> I didn't get sick, either
 <+raela> sometimes I put spaghettios over top of the milk, too :D
 <+raela> never did do milk over spaghettios
-<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the way you
-are today. :P
+<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the
+way you are today. :P
 <+raela> nah, trust me, I was like this before
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010
-                                        Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:35:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460, 2010-07-09
 %
-< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have the
-following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz
-< cacao> When I do a find I found this : /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have
+the following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz
+< cacao> When I do a find I found this :
+/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
 < adrien> xterm -s /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
 < adrien>  ?
 < Zordrak> cacao: why are you giving it a font as a shell?
@@ -18571,34 +11484,22 @@ following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz
 < cacao> Zordrak: ???
 < slava_dp> lol
 * adrien learns to read
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:39:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461, 2010-07-12
 %
-popl: what's with #slackhappy?
-popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought
-up netiquette.
-popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC 
-%
-< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How do I
-enable it?
+< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How
+do I enable it?
 < SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is?
 < Craighton> yes
 < SelfishMan> are you sure?
 < Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive
-< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know how it
-works and how to enable it
-< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing to do
-with what most people think it does
+< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know
+how it works and how to enable it
+< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing
+to do with what most people think it does
 < Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled
 
 *headdesk*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:15:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462, 2010-07-19
 %
 rabbitea1 : how can I put 40 gigs of mp3's into one file?
 adrien : rabbitea1: honestly? by kicking yourself in your head
@@ -18612,9 +11513,7 @@ adrien : and you expect players to work ok with such things?
 adrien : why do you want to do that?
 rabbitea1 : mplayer will
 rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018
-                                        Added: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:02:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463, 2010-07-22
 %
 <sickn3ss> guys need a good firewall for my slackware
 <sickn3ss> :D
@@ -18626,37 +11525,18 @@ rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity
 <arfon> (the UFO kind)
 <Skywise> yeah, thats him
 <sickn3ss> I've configured IP tables :P just want another one.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:50:00 UTC 
-%
-<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could
-be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it
-would be hilarious if #ffffff was a  powerful number
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC 
-%
-<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft."  "... yes."  "I
-thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464, 2010-07-23
 %
-<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the slackware
-version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu utility is in
-slackware.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:54:19 UTC 
+<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the
+slackware version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu
+utility is in slackware.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465, 2010-07-26
 %
-<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll give
-it a go though... w/e
+<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll
+give it a go though... w/e
 <shell-fu> i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless
 <shell-fu> to go with my useless life
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:57:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466, 2010-07-26
 %
 < meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10?
 <@caker> our RAID goes to 11.
@@ -18667,17 +11547,17 @@ it a go though... w/e
 <@Perihelion> Yes.
 < Nivex> Sweet!
 < meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:18:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467, 2010-07-29
 %
-< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack is
-super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv
-< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two here:
-https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP
+< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack
+is super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv
+< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two
+here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP
 < pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice
-< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html
-<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to put things
+< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw:
+http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html
+<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to
+put things
 < Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow
 <@pparadis> haha
 < pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new
@@ -18686,23 +11566,12 @@ directories in /
 <@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default
 < RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks
 < pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd
-< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks and
-there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i dont like it
-what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config?
+< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks
+and there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i
+dont like it what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change
+the config?
 <@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:49:55 UTC 
-%
-< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown?
-< clint-> nyRednek,  no.. >_<
-< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit
-< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel..
--!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware
-["Leaving"]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468, 2010-07-30
 %
 < SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love!
 < mwalling> no, thats Yaakov
@@ -18711,9 +11580,7 @@ what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config?
 < mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it
 < Solver> only sligtly
 < Marius> yes, yes it is.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:04:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469, 2010-08-05
 %
 dustybin: fortune just said
 dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
@@ -18722,12 +11589,10 @@ m3tti: lol
 m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone
 m3tti: /s/place/space
 alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:26:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470, 2010-08-06
 %
-<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other girl name
-during the deed once
+<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other
+girl name during the deed once
 <+antiwire> it weirded me out totally
 <+BP{k}> heh.. interesting...
 <+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird.
@@ -18736,9 +11601,7 @@ during the deed once
 <+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;)
 <+antiwire> lmao
 <+antiwire> omfg
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:27:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471, 2010-08-06
 %
 <+pupit> &op
 <@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op
@@ -18764,16 +11627,13 @@ capability.
 <+surrounder> \o/
 <@pupit> noobfarm!
 <+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:23:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472, 2010-08-07
 %
 <@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge)
 without cash :/
-<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off the streets
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:59:05 UTC 
+<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off
+the streets
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473, 2010-08-10
 %
 <@pparadis> i'm a little teapot
 <@SelfishMan> short and stout
@@ -18788,61 +11648,38 @@ without cash :/
 SelfishMan, and pparadis
 * SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy
 <@pparadis> that's a great idea
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:19:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1474, 2010-08-16
 %
 < fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE
 < fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity.
 < fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome.
-< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a plasma TV?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:46:14 UTC 
+< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a
+plasma TV?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475, 2010-08-18
 %
-17:53:46  <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I got hit by a
-car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that have schizofrenia
+17:53:46  <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I
+got hit by a car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that
+have schizofrenia
 17:53:53  <Reticenti> ah
 17:54:16  <Reticenti> good thing linux is multiuser then, eh?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:03:23 UTC 
-%
-<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet?
-<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM"
-<cpunches> That was my dad :/
-<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman
-<Dominian> That's just sad.
-<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister?
-<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476, 2010-08-18
 %
-<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to a
-vegetable.  It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but it'll never
-understand a single fucking thing you say.
+<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to
+a vegetable.  It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but
+it'll never understand a single fucking thing you say.
 <+agentc0re> being a vegetable win!
 <+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:49:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1477, 2010-08-19
 %
 <raela> fuck straight men! oh.. wait
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:58:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478, 2010-08-19
 %
 <bagira> It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:31:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479, 2010-08-19
 %
 <terry> I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor.
 <terry> I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:40:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1480, 2010-08-27
 %
 < resno> im in edt?
 < MrWork> you are till november sometime
@@ -18857,36 +11694,31 @@ understand a single fucking thing you say.
 < MrWork> but we are in daylight time atm
 < MrWork> so it's EDT
 < resno> thats what im asking, which time zones?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:15:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481, 2010-09-15
 %
 arfon : KaMii: do you like POTs?
-KaMii : arfon:  i dont do drugs, drugs are bad
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:40:27 UTC 
+KaMii : arfon:	i dont do drugs, drugs are bad
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482, 2010-09-15
 %
 < Yaakov> I don't want a Kindle.  There must be something wrong with me.
-< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on their
-own
+< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on
+their own
 < tjfontaine> Yaakov: me too, and I love apple stuff
 <@pparadis> Yaakov: if so, something is wrong with me, too.
 < mdcollins> I'm with you on that one Yaakov.
 < Guspaz> mwalling: Are the notes not tied to the book?
-< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored in a
-plan text file
+< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored
+in a plan text file
 < Guspaz> Ah.
 <@pparadis> i still read words printed on dead trees every day.
-< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not the reason
+< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not
+the reason
 < mdcollins> tjfontaine, Kindle isn't apple >_<
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:02:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483, 2010-09-16
 %
 < Crenn-NAS> 2.8v? It can't tolerate 3.3v?
-< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's a $100-150
-part, do you want to risk it?
+< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's
+a $100-150 part, do you want to risk it?
 < ghostfish> when you can use a pair of resistors to make it safe?
 < ghostfish> 10 cents
 < ghostfish> 4 solder joints
@@ -18894,81 +11726,55 @@ part, do you want to risk it?
 < dr_jkl> ...
 < dr_jkl> i can't believe i just saw that.
 < slide> lol
-< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental components of
-electronics?
+< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental
+components of electronics?
 < ghostfish> fundamental 4 components
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:34:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484, 2010-09-16
 %
 <crocket> busybox is a linux distro
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063
-                                        Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:52:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485, 2010-09-19
 %
 <ZokkeR> can somebody help me with slackware 13.1 64bit burning?
 <CapnBP{k}> ZokkeR: you need 2 32bits burners for that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064
-                                        Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:41:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486, 2010-09-19
 %
 < iluminator101> so back to my question
 < notKlaatu> like we said, xinitrc
 < Peter64> exec /usr/bin/lxde
 < delwin> http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/LXDE
-< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's if you
-               ever bother to open a web browser and look
-< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it has openbox
-< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then install
-                the wm of choice
+< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's
+if you
+		ever bother to open a web browser and look
+< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it
+has openbox
+< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then
+install
+		 the wm of choice
 < MrJackson> because thats not how ubuntu works
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:13:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487, 2010-09-20
 %
-< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper bag is
-since you shy away from water
+< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper
+bag is since you shy away from water
 < ubuntuWorkDann> s/web/web
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066
-                                        Added: Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:43:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488, 2010-09-23
 %
-raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class yesterday.. one
-question was asking what the first and the last thing you should do is when you
-come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one person put wash your hands or
-other body parts that might come in contact with the horse D:
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067
-                                        Added: Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:52:21 UTC 
+raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class
+yesterday.. one question was asking what the first and the last thing you
+should do is when you come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one
+person put wash your hands or other body parts that might come in contact
+with the horse D:
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489, 2010-09-25
 %
 hideki: Does anybody ever cuddle their computer ?
 gniks: i do, no one else wants to cuddle with me
 hideki: I know how you feel
 hideki: The macs are quite cute
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:41:18 UTC 
-%
-< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager
-< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards
-< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never
-be a problem in the first place)
-<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;)
-< Alan_> pparadis: what about it?
-<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D
-< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P
-< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel....
-<@pparadis> i'm aware.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490, 2010-09-28
 %
 <@HoopyCat> !ipinfo geneseebrewing.com
 <+kohabot> HoopyCat: Man, you really screwed up.
 <@HoopyCat> kohabot:  DON'T YOU JUDGE ME BY MY BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:25:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491, 2010-10-01
 %
 <hidekazu> slackware is evil
 <adrien> so, that was the word of god? took 56 minutes to say it?
@@ -18978,52 +11784,37 @@ be a problem in the first place)
 <hidekazu> I have another message from god...
 <Skywise> we've already heard it
 <dive> is it /quit ?
-[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit IRC:
-Quit: (Yes, it is)
+[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit
+IRC: Quit: (Yes, it is)
 <dive> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072
-                                        Added: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 18:39:50 UTC 
-%
-Anonymous: you're fucked dude
-Chris Punches: awwwww dude
-Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right?
-Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you
-Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well.  im sure this beer has the
-answer." into the beer while you pop the top off
-Chris Punches: and
-Chris Punches: magically
-Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant
-future, or not at all depending on the circumstances
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073
-                                        Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC 
-%
-< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l` in
-.xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of gnome
-and/or liable to load gnome settings?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492, 2010-10-02
+%
+< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l`
+in .xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of
+gnome and/or liable to load gnome settings?
 < gaurav__> i am using xfce
 < mancha> that could be, i am unawarew of what nvidia does...
-< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't trust
-gnome not to :)
+< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't
+trust gnome not to :)
 < mancha> well what config file does nvidia-setting -l load?
 < mancha> look in there
-< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options, but like
-I said I don't trust gnome
+< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options,
+but like I said I don't trust gnome
 < mancha> cat ~/.nvidia-settings-rc
 < EthanG> nofin, lol
 < mancha> good luck.
 * EthanG starts suspecting HAL
 < mancha> nah
-< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of your setup
-< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>) with
-mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL
+< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of
+your setup
+< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>)
+with mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL
 < mancha> sounds like you're very confused to me  :)
 < EthanG> well it obviously isn't anything sane that's enabling it
 < mancha> i don;'t know what that means.
 < mancha> why did you bring up gnome, have you added gnome to slackware?
-< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can cross that
-one off then
+< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can
+cross that one off then
 < admboom> LOL Monday Morning entertainment.
 < EthanG> ... unless those libs I don't recognize are xfce libs XD
 < mancha> is ethang a known troll?
@@ -19032,151 +11823,62 @@ one off then
 < EthanG> thank you sahko
 < sahko> i didnt follow the discussion, i just read the last part
 < mancha> we noticed
-< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An virgin
-slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074
-                                        Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:10:57 UTC 
-%
-+antiwire: oh man :)))))
-+BP{k}: you got laid?
-+antiwire: times 10
-+BP{k}: lies.
-+BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;)
-+BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW.
-+agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire?
-+BP{k}: HAHAHAHA
-+antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her
-+antiwire: lol
-+agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too??  Brave man!
-+BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;)
-+antiwire: lmao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC 
+< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An
+virgin slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493, 2010-10-04
 %
 09:39 <resno> so, i want to do stress testing on a site. what should iuse?
 09:40 <Integgroll> 4chan
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:47:52 UTC 
-%
-< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion
-<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089>
--!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode
-<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's
-normal when a system is redeployed.
-<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your
-workstation.
-< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a
-nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS
-CHANGED." What do I do now?"
-<@pparadis> diwwin: see above
-< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter???
-<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post
-< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows
-<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts
-<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right?
-< diwwin> ubuntu karmic
-<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line.
-save the file and connect via ssh again.
-< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat???
-<@pparadis> i have no idea.
-< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks.
-<@pparadis> np
-< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with
-keystrokes???
-<@pparadis> Alt+F4?
--!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC 
-%
-< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for
-cats.
-< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees"
-< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC 
-%
-< Integgroll> .wik snookie
-< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then
-refrigerated
-< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her
-nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on
-the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." -
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie
-< Integgroll> No, no no no no no
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC 
-%
-< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again
-< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows.
-< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context
-            "you are confusing me for pegwole" :)
-< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC 
-%
-<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook.  
-             three swipes the left, one swipe up, two
-             diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left,
-             and bang! text.
-< pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right
-           triangle?
-< Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is
-              that?
-<+notKlaatu> a dumb one
-< Integgroll> obviously
-< ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for
-            you but not easily displayed in IRC
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:59:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1494, 2010-10-05
+%
+<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook.
+	      three swipes the left, one swipe up, two
+	      diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left,
+	      and bang! text.
+ < pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right
+	    triangle?
+ < Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is
+	       that?
+ <+notKlaatu> a dumb one
+ < Integgroll> obviously
+ < ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for
+	     you but not easily displayed in IRC
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1495, 2010-10-12
 %
 < pegwole> Slackware Linux, the best of 1995 on 3 disks.
 < Kirok> The best 1995 has to offer
 <+jlindsay> Pat said that for real one day on tllts.
-           Something like Slackware hasn't been
-           relevant since 1995.
+	    Something like Slackware hasn't been
+	    relevant since 1995.
 < pegwole> I changed it to make it more current.
 < pegwole> Also I shouldn't talk smack about Slackware,
-          Alan Hicks might kick my ass.
+	   Alan Hicks might kick my ass.
 < ClaudioM> hahahah
 < ClaudioM> only if you say it in ##slackware
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:14:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496, 2010-10-13
 %
 < diwwin> caker: no. what does that chown do?
 < diwwin> caker: I might have. I am too new at this.
 <@caker> diwwin: who owns these?  ls -dl /var/log/ /bin/ /usr/
-< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory (and all
-it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir
+< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory
+(and all it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir
 < diwwin> I just noticed everyting in /etc/ is also owned by aegir.
 < diwwin> Is it time to redeploy Karmic?
 <@caker> diwwin: k, reinstall.
-< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I say... fuck
-aegir
+< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I
+say... fuck aegir
 < diwwin> caker: What does k, reinstall do?
 <@Perihelion> -.o
 < diwwin> atourino: aegir is the goal
 < atourino> he's saying you should do a clean reinstall
 < atourino> ok, reinstall
-< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I just laugh
-to keep from crying.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:31:05 UTC 
+< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I
+just laugh to keep from crying.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497, 2010-10-13
 %
 < JessiJames> question:  why just feature gnome?
 < Kent> Cause it's ubuntu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:34:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498, 2010-10-13
 %
 < ericoc> 0
 < pparadis> 1
@@ -19189,40 +11891,38 @@ to keep from crying.
 < Perihelion> holy crap
 < pparadis> hahahaha
 < pparadis> <-- asshole
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:04:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499, 2010-10-15
 %
 raela: there should be an irc age limit
 rob0: If there was an age limit, I'd be too old for IRC!
 thumbs: old fart.
 rob0: I prefer the title of Senior Flatulent.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:09:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1500, 2010-10-17
 %
-James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the lzop
-compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a clean slack13.1
-install
+James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the
+lzop compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a
+clean slack13.1 install
 adrien : g4l? and lzop isn't meant for hihgh compression
 James____ : ghost4linux
-James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or something so
-it become smaller
+James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or
+something so it become smaller
 adrien : James____: use bzip2 or xz/lzma2
 adrien : (I prefer xz/lzma2)
-Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every bit from
-harddrive then image is size of harddrive
+Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every
+bit from harddrive then image is size of harddrive
 Master-Passe : if you don't use some compression
-ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the fact that
-you're backing up the entire block device [or partition], rather than a
-filesystem
-adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap bs=1M',
-it'll help compression
-ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk space
-[which is full of junk eventually]
-adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file impossible
+ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the
+fact that you're backing up the entire block device [or partition],
+rather than a filesystem
+adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap
+bs=1M', it'll help compression
+ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk
+space [which is full of junk eventually]
+adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file
+impossible
 James____ : I used the default lzop encryption
-adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the partition
+adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the
+partition
 adrien : s/encryption/compression/
 James____ : err
 James____ : compression
@@ -19230,10 +11930,10 @@ James____ : :)
 James____ : so the lzop image i have can i somehow make it smaller
 James____ : or must i make a new g4l image with another compression
 adrien : the best thing would be to tar instead of ghost
-adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need for the
-whole drive/partition rather than only its content
-ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by not
-packing a truck full of garbage in the first place
+adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need
+for the whole drive/partition rather than only its content
+ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by
+not packing a truck full of garbage in the first place
 James____ : so if making new images
 James____ : which compressions must i use in g4l
 adrien : ananke++
@@ -19249,34 +11949,32 @@ adrien : s/faster/smaller/ of course ;-)
 James____ : so i should try with bzip2 intead of lzop?
 ananke : wow. it's like a brick wall
 Master-Passe : :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:22:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501, 2010-10-18
 %
-< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea consumer. Coffee
-on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in my office since the one in
-the lounge is crap.
+< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea
+consumer. Coffee on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in
+my office since the one in the lounge is crap.
 <@pparadis> Ovron: would you say that you're interested in tag bags?
-< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please clarify
-:p
-<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag that you
-might be keenly interested in.
+< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please
+clarify :p
+<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag
+that you might be keenly interested in.
 <@pparadis> it is a family recipe.
 < Ovron> Let us hear about it.
 <@pparadis> it's all organic, i assure you.
 < Ovron> I am a bit worried what this entails now
-<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person, so
-that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice hotel in AC
-for this very purpose.
+<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person,
+so that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice
+hotel in AC for this very purpose.
 < Ovron> I do not like the sound of this :(
-<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear the
-unkown, as i am a nice guy.
-< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed or any
-other close-by person, record it, and youtube it.
-<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance with
-adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from that crack in the
-ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored the lesson to your specific
-needs!
+<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear
+the unkown, as i am a nice guy.
+< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed
+or any other close-by person, record it, and youtube it.
+<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance
+with adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from
+that crack in the ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored
+the lesson to your specific needs!
 <@Perihelion> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * Ovron feels stalked
 <@pparadis> no no no you're a star!
@@ -19285,9 +11983,7 @@ needs!
 <@Perihelion> ARE MY
 <@Perihelion> SHININ STAR
 < Ovron> yay
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:18:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502, 2010-10-18
 %
 < dustybin> ananke: i never read man pages, i find that cheating
 < deco> o_o
@@ -19298,28 +11994,7 @@ needs!
 < dustybin> i dont have gpg setup, i imagine that will be a serious pain
 * thrice` hopes it was sarcasm, but fears it wasn't
 < dustybin> :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:45:29 UTC 
-%
-+raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current
-sheet as .csv
-+Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving..
-+raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after
-+Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should.
-+Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the
-warning...
-+raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago
-+Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what
-YOU TOLD IT TO DO.
-+raela: 3 months of shit lost over this
-+raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves
-+Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock.
-+Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way.
-+raela: work on stretches then
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092
-                                        Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503, 2010-10-19
 %
 +Necos:
 http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=1
@@ -19334,145 +12009,45 @@ http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-fi
 +BP{k}: and good evening hitest  :)
 +hitest: hiya BP{k} :)
 +Necos: lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093
-                                        Added: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:58:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504, 2010-10-21
 %
 <notKlaatu> beds are for pansies.
 <cobra2> and people that get laid
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:47:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505, 2010-10-23
 %
-<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would let  
-                      you do *anything*.. if she could stick her fist in your
-ass once
+<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would
+let			    you do *anything*.. if she could stick her
+fist in your ass once
 <+antiwire> I just hardlocked
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096
-                                        Added: Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:44:13 UTC 
-%
-< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1#
-< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root?
-< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in
-< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile
-< Ideka> oh ok
-< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude
-< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env
-< antiwire_> and privs
-< Ideka> woah, that did the trick
-< Ideka> will it stay like that?
-< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root
-< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root.
-< NaCl> what thumbs said
-< Ideka> I wont
-< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope.
-< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell
-< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb
--!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
-< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that?
-< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell
-< NaCl> $SHELL -l
--!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware
-< Ideka> where?
--!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage
-< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working
-as it should but now bash shows me as user at least
-< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles
-< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc?
-< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells?
-< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it
-< thumbs> why is he still running X as root?
-< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu
-< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing
-probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was
-able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing
-:)
-< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window?
-< NaCl> Konsole.
-< Ideka> that
-< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour
-< NaCl> yes
-< Ideka> In edit -> preferences?
-< NaCl> No.
-< thumbs> wow.
-< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser
-< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal.
-< Ideka> yes I know
-< Ideka> i mixed up the names
-< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware?
-< Ideka> yes
-< danc3> ummm, I don't think so
-< Ideka> why?
-< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION
-< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu
-< Ideka> Yeah
-< danc3> yeah
-< Ideka> I have two computers
-< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop
-< danc3> I see
-< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles
-< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar...
-< NaCl> in konsole?
-< Ideka> yes
-< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware?
-< Ideka> 13.1
-< NaCl> uhm...
-< Ideka> 64 bits
-< NaCl> It's in one of the menus
-< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find
-< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/
-< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet?
-< Ideka> yes, I did long ago
-< thumbs> ok, good.
-< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here
-< NaCl> *Konqueror
-< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running
-< Ideka> I don't know what version I have
-< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole
-< NaCl> And not Terminal?
-< Ideka> ... no
-< Ideka> it is probably Terminal
-< NaCl> ok...
-< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem
-< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it
-< Ideka> thanksss :)
-< NaCl> Sure thing.
-< danc3> whew
-< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC 
-%
-< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble accessing a
-thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393
-< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive flickers like
-it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when there are definitely files
-on it
-< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem last night
-and  it worked just fine
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506, 2010-10-25
+%
+< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble
+accessing a thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393
+< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive
+flickers like it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when
+there are definitely files on it
+< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem
+last night and	it worked just fine
 < hooplah> reinstalled this morning with ext4 and now it doesnt
-< hooplah> tmpfs        tmpfs      510480         0    510480   0% /dev/shm
-< hooplah> /dev/sde1     vfat     7881636        40   7881596   1% /tmp/blah
-< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything off the usb
-drive
+< hooplah> tmpfs	tmpfs	   510480	  0    510480	0%
+/dev/shm
+< hooplah> /dev/sde1	 vfat	  7881636	 40   7881596	1%
+/tmp/blah
+< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything
+off the usb drive
 < adamk> Perhaps the filesystem is screwed up?
 < adamk> Heh.
 < hooplah> fml
 < hooplah> i just lost like.....
 *-- hooplah has quit (Quit: leaving) #slackware
 < adamk> Everything.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:29:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507, 2010-10-29
 %
-< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on the mac....
-this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now.
-< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of them would
-be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100
-                                        Added: Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:36:16 UTC 
+< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on
+the mac.... this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now.
+< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of
+them would be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508, 2010-10-31
 %
 <+?HS^^> hello
 <+?HS^^> does america have black and white cows?
@@ -19480,183 +12055,33 @@ be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS
 <+?HS^^> do you know what is a cow??
 <+?HS^^> or do you only know what is a hamburger??
 <+Dominian> I rest my case.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101
-                                        Added: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:39:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509, 2010-11-05
 %
 chee : i had a conversation with a girl about focus-follows-mouse
 chee : it was the most erotic chat of my life
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102
-                                        Added: Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:10:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1510, 2010-11-07
 %
 ( Rhisa) I'm looking at methods on how to penetrate myself.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:29:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511, 2010-11-10
 %
 < mattryan29> how do i check if curl is enabled
 <@irgeek> which curl
 < mattryan29> didn't know there is more than one
 * irgeek headdesk
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:24:05 UTC 
-%
-< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog
-saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com.
-The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass"
-< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that
-< JshWright> hahahaha
-< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read
-it?
-< iStef> hehe sorry!got it!
-< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1512, 2010-11-16
 %
 -!- MiNg123 [~fsdfd@173.220.127.18] has joined #suse
 < MiNg123> how do i see my ip address ?
 < NaCl> ifconfig
 < NaCl> Unless your IP is 173.220.127.18
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:02:35 UTC 
-%
-< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild
-< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of
-root user
-< ikhider> and then adjust from root user
-< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that
-users dont have write access to
-< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain?
-< macavity> i just did
-< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty
-< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal
-/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz
-< macavity> *reinstall
-< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel,
-xorg or mesa
-< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck
-< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for
-my twin monitors, correct?
-< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a
-user
-< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc
-< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin
-(guess why?)
-< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver
-fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as
-root' and that is when I lose my GUI
-< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to
-adjust my screens\
-< macavity> you GUI?!?
-< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow
-< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running...
-< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay
-< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-)
--
-< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers
-< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI
-went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs
-< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick
-in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE
-< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message
-that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root
-< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem
-< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI
-< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui?
-< raela> configuring X should be done without X running
-< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as
-user, every permutation
-< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut
-off? did it give an error?
-< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved
-into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf
-< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without
-knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what
-you're trying to do and why it isn't working
-< ikhider> And that brings back the gui
-< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it
-< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps
-< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in
-the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X
-< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor?
-< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need
-< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option
-when I fire it up which is weird
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC 
-%
-< Rhisa> Hm.
-< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt
-(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your
-installation!"
-< MLanden> Rhisa: which application?
-< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2
-< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :|
-< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of
-slackware. (it's in extra/)
-< Rhisa> Gah.
-< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient.
-< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3
-< Rhisa> It's old.
-< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page:
-http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html
-< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think).
-< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial
-< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday.
-< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'.
-< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years
-old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps.
-start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4
-< Rhisa> Yap.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC 
-%
-<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her
-       website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add
-       special things
-<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google,
-       she definitely needs to add...
-<Tadgy> .... pornography :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC 
-%
-<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog.
-And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error
-somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;)
-<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa
-<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC 
-%
-< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to
-                compose and send text messages...
-< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting.
-< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says
-          "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT
-           YOU ARE MY SON.  I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY
-           PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF
-           UNTIL MONDAY.  LOVE YOU.  DAD."  His fingers,
-           I must break them.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513, 2010-11-19
 %
 <warren> oh nice, discounts for annual payment
 <GLaDOSDan> bigger discounts for bi-anally
 <GLaDOSDan> er, annually
 <Peng> That's an awesome word.
 <Peng> I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's awesome.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114
-                                        Added: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:53:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514, 2010-11-27
 %
 crocket| wikileaks
 trhodes| licky weeks
@@ -19670,93 +12095,20 @@ phrag| sticky beeks
 hexhawk| licky tweets
 mancha| meaty cheeks
 phrag| bed time o/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 03:56:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1515, 2010-12-04
 %
-crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive doesn't work.
+crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive
+doesn't work.
 crocket : I think it's curl
 crocket : I inspected quvi source code and saw that curl was the cause.
 crocket : Maybe curl should be rebuilt.
 adrien : crocket: curl seems to work alright, why should it be rebuilt?
-crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals with
-youtube.
-crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves the problem.
+crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals
+with youtube.
+crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves
+the problem.
 crocket : It's a rule of thumb
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:30:29 UTC 
-%
-<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues
-<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve'
-slackware
-<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira.
-<+trhodes> lol
-<+rat409> lol
-<+trhodes> &s of that is
-<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira.
-<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :)
-<+trhodes> hehe yeah
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC 
-%
-lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin,
-and write to stdout?
-gnubien : lilililili: flip?
-lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not
-adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then
-lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl...
-adaptr : or even sed, possibly
-mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in>
-adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use?
-adrien : what for?
-[...]
-adrien : and about the use?
-adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is
-going to be fun
-mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal?
-adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P
-lilililili : mancha: its a video file,
-adrien : and well, "to stdout"
-adrien : ugh
-adrien : and what do you expect it to do?
-mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal.
-mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena?
-adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will
-do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file.
-adaptr : *no longer
-mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second.
-lilililili : adaptr: i know,
-adrien : and what do you expect the result to be?
-lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs
-mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not
-have any snooper view it
-lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption
-adrien : oh, really weak...
-lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads
-computer
-adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead
-adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF)
-mancha : hahahaha
-adaptr : that's... wow
-mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat
- :)
-pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P
-adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question
-mancha : it was very simple
-adrien : Problem X Y
-adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem
-lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its
-interesting
-lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is
-fast
-adaptr : use steganography
-adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that
-pprkut : pr0n on steroids
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2120
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1516, 2010-12-10
 %
 <+antiwire> &roulette spin
 <@QuadCoreDamage> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky?
@@ -19768,109 +12120,36 @@ pprkut : pr0n on steroids
 <+hitest> \o/
 <+fiyawerx> what happens if you lose?
 <+fiyawerx> &roulette
-.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage (BANG!)
+.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage
+(BANG!)
 * QuadCoreDamage reloads and spins the chambers.
 <+antiwire> lol
 <+hitest> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:25:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517, 2010-12-13
 %
-<       sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz
+<	sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz
 <     alienBOB> Guess
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:16:12 UTC 
-%
-MystKid| yeah after install i did  nvidia-xconfig  and then reboot -n
-dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows.
-dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X.
-MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha
-Tadgy| Yes it is!  don't confuse the poor guy, dive.
-ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either
-dive| heh
-raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work
-ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected
-Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the
-second.
-gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;)
-dive| No ananke is.
-MystKid| he likes buttplugs
-Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :)
-MystKid| i am guessing
-ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient
-dive| I doubt it.
-ananke| dive: bend over
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC 
-%
-< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and
-installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old
-package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas?
-< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary
-file
-< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently?
-< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri.
-< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds.
-< gniks> hmmm not sure
-...
-< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable
-< Wharncliffe>  /sbin/ldconfig  <-- run that
-< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute
-binary file
-< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch.
-< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit?
-< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit.
-< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig
-< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV),
-statically linked, not stripped
-< peacedog> ?
-< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ?
-< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then.
-< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your
-system
-< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the
-mailling list?
-< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ?
-< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0
-< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518, 2010-12-19
 %
-<+       raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall
-<+        NaCl> &indeed
+<+	 raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall
+<+	  NaCl> &indeed
 <@QuadCoreDama> Indeed.
-<+       raela> maybe take out a kid with it
-<+      hitest> raela: netbook acting up?
-<+       raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all
-<+      hitest> bummer
-<+       raela> having to do everythigb on the phone
-<+       raela> its not swnding the passkey at all
-<+       raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr
-<+       raela> what eler csn rven be eesey
-<+       raela> ugh ful tio
+<+	 raela> maybe take out a kid with it
+<+	hitest> raela: netbook acting up?
+<+	 raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all
+<+	hitest> bummer
+<+	 raela> having to do everythigb on the phone
+<+	 raela> its not swnding the passkey at all
+<+	 raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr
+<+	 raela> what eler csn rven be eesey
+<+	 raela> ugh ful tio
 <+    antiwire> WTF are you talking about woman?!?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129
-                                        Added: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:56:11 UTC 
-%
-+trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com
-+surrounder| hm ?
-+trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page
-+surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat
-+trhodes| hahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2131
-                                        Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519, 2010-12-30
 %
 < Ozanburada> New version of Slackware is around the corner.
 * alienBOB looks around that corner
 < alienBOB> Sees nothing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:59:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520, 2011-01-02
 %
 * johhny5alive (~iirc@xx.xxx.xx.xxx) has joined ##slackware
 <johhny5alive> when is the 2011 release
@@ -19879,118 +12158,56 @@ mailling list?
 <rob0> 2011 was released yesterday
 <Nylex> lol
 <johhny5alive> ok fair enough
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:13:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521, 2011-01-02
 %
 < Ozanburada> PKD puts me off watching Inception.
 < Motoko> PKD?
 < Tadgy> PKD?
 < sahko> what syndrome is pkd?
 < Ozanburada> Philip K. Dick
-* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at Leonardo
-DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/
+* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at
+Leonardo DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/
 < Motoko> Such hate.
 < Motoko> Can't we channel it to something worthwhile?
-< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore after
-the first 10-15 times in the day :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135
-                                        Added: Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:22:18 UTC 
-%
-<Coke> OK here's the problem
-<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :(
-<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager"
-<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me
-<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3
-<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow?
-<Coke> append a new runlevel for it?
-<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs?
-<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy!
-<nyRednek> Coke: heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC 
+< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore
+after the first 10-15 times in the day :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522, 2011-01-03
 %
 <+slackytude> rofl
 <+slackytude> I love #windows
-<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add a new file
-or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to refresh the folder
-contents
+<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add
+a new file or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to
+refresh the folder contents
 <+slackytude> <SP1> or right cvlick and select refresh
 <+slackytude> <SP1> it seems to be a explorer problem i think
 <+slackytude> <SP1> im calling ms to get to the possible bottom of this
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:48:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523, 2011-01-12
 %
 <+dive> I'm bored. I wanna play with eviljames's genitals.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138
-                                        Added: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:12:29 UTC 
-%
-< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked down as
-my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it wouldn't let it!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:04:50 UTC 
-%
-< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now.
-< macavity> ok
-< timschmidt> waitwaitwait...  if we're to not all talk at once, we need some
-sort of locking protocol
-* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt
-< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link
-layer protocol!
-* macavity puts the token at the center of the table
-* timschmidt takes the talk token
-< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow"
-* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table
-* macavity takes it
-< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name
-* macavity puts it back
-* timschmidt takes it
-< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last
-* timschmidt puts it back
-< Auzze> not long
-< timschmidt> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524, 2011-01-12
+%
+< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked
+down as my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it
+wouldn't let it!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525, 2011-01-13
 %
 < mernilio> But thanks for not banning me. I do apprecit it!
 < hexhawk> wise folks learn from their mistakes
 < mernilio> hexhawk: not me.. ;-)
 < hexhawk> no one testified that you were wise
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:05:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1526, 2011-01-23
 %
-<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too often :/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:13:34 UTC 
+<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too
+often :/
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1527, 2011-01-24
 %
 < arfon> MystKid: Out of curosity, why gentoo and arch?
-< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite  adn gentoo cause i will learn a bunch of
-new stuff
-< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough how much
-I learned from it and how amazing it was for me
+< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite  adn gentoo cause i will learn a
+bunch of new stuff
+< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough
+how much I learned from it and how amazing it was for me
 < jake__> until it broke
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:43:06 UTC 
-%
-<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple
-times.
-<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special.
-<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or
-check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs)
-<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady
-days?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528, 2011-01-25
 %
 < crocket> I'm back
 < sahko> is that a threat?
@@ -20000,66 +12217,56 @@ days?
 < sahko> ok:)
 < crocket> sahko : I wonder how it's interpreted as a threat.
 < sahko> ask arnold schwarzeneger
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:18:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529, 2011-01-26
 %
 <mintee> we're like 2 monkeys trying to fuck a ipv6 football
 <eVil_> a greased up ipv6 football
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:21:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530, 2011-01-26
 %
 edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout?
-edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I need to
-make sure it's not FF
+edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I
+need to make sure it's not FF
 edman007:
-http:/*/*meta.slashdot.org/*story/*11/*01/*25/*163257/*Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design
+http:/​/​meta.slashdot.org/​story/​11/​01/​25/​163257/​Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design
 edman007: derp
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Jan 2011 05:01:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531, 2011-01-27
 %
 < zayka> hi!
-< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 ms
+< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067
+ms
 < rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow.
 < Romster> is that to first hop? :D
-< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's a bit
-slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice.
+< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's
+a bit slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice.
 < zayka> thx =)
-< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a thrilling
-counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was breathtaking! I can't
-wait for the sequel.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:11:54 UTC 
+< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a
+thrilling counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was
+breathtaking! I can't wait for the sequel.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532, 2011-02-08
 %
 < KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP.
-< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming at people.
+< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming
+at people.
 < rob0> oh, that sounds like fun
 < KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill!
-< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then hearing their
-[high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:59:14 UTC 
+< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then
+hearing their [high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1533, 2011-02-09
 %
 < ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2153
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:54:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534, 2011-02-15
 %
 <Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use
-<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system then?
+<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system
+then?
 <Skywise> yeah
 <KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts?
 <Skywise> no
 <KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100%
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:21:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535, 2011-02-16
 %
-< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of my house
+< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of
+my house
 < WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway
 < Olfway> and noone's gotten out
 < Olfway> I'm scared
@@ -20070,35 +12277,27 @@ wait for the sequel.
 < Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril?
 < raela> yes
 < Olfway> oh great
--!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error:
-Connection reset by peer]
+-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read
+error: Connection reset by peer]
 < WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:31:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536, 2011-02-21
 %
 <KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:56:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1537, 2011-02-24
 %
-< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops are
-usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it.
+< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops
+are usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it.
 < XDS2010_> randombrain:  enlighten me
 < XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ?
 < randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:49:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538, 2011-02-25
 %
 *hitest was born during the Cretaceous period
-   *dive was born during the Cretin period
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:21:47 UTC 
+    *dive was born during the Cretin period
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539, 2011-02-27
 %
-<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood floor, you
-feel it the next day
+<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood
+floor, you feel it the next day
 <+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started
 <+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P
 <+dive> haha
@@ -20108,39 +12307,29 @@ feel it the next day
 <+dive> bada boom
 <+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason
 <+dive> you could be right there
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:35:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1540, 2011-02-27
 %
 sira poops
 <+edman007> Alright its dinner time!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160
-                                        Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:57:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1541, 2011-02-28
 %
 < marius> it's ok tj, I forgivey ou
 < marius> now give us a hug!
 < tjfontaine> /akill *!*@*
 < tjfontaine> oops, my /hug alias is broken
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161
-                                        Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:29:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542, 2011-03-01
 %
-< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for, and
-every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them
+< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for,
+and every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them
 < mbreslin> then i /window to this channel and see tacos and smurf ass
 < mbreslin> and i know i have to go another month
-<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle i've
-ever seen.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:28:08 UTC 
+<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle
+i've ever seen.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543, 2011-03-06
 %
-Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to sprain my
-wrist, weirdest thing ...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:43:58 UTC 
+Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to
+sprain my wrist, weirdest thing ...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544, 2011-03-07
 %
 <+pupit> good news everyone!
 <+pupit> :P
@@ -20148,124 +12337,89 @@ wrist, weirdest thing ...
 * Dominian ducks
 <+adrien> hahaha
 <+serotonin> hahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:56:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545, 2011-03-07
 %
 <+antiwire> I can kiss in french
 <+antiwire> but I don't speak it
 <+serotonin> that's not what she said
 <+XGizzmo> Yeah I thought I heard her say you kissed in saint bernard.
 <+antiwire> oh man
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:38:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1546, 2011-03-07
 %
-<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6 and Betamax
-and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube doohickeys
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:41:56 UTC 
+<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6
+and Betamax and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube
+doohickeys
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1547, 2011-03-11
 %
-<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address it shows
-isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP coming from?
+<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address
+it shows isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP
+coming from?
 <rob0> Mommy ... where do IP addresses come from?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:32:08 UTC 
-%
-ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming
-"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1548, 2011-03-12
 %
 <      rob0> Alan_Hicks, switch out the overboss' laptop with an
-                  Etch-A-Sketch.
+		   Etch-A-Sketch.
 < Alan_Hick> rob0: His is a Mac.  He would notice the extra button.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:36:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1549, 2011-03-14
 %
 crocket: /var/log/dmesg is not a history log.
-crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated during the
-boot process but not after.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:17:45 UTC 
+crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated
+during the boot process but not after.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550, 2011-03-18
 %
-< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for some people.
-I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static html let alone php :)
+< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for
+some people. I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static
+html let alone php :)
 < JshWright> this isn't twitter... the @'s are confusing
-< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is confusering,
-mikegrb has confused
+< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is
+confusering, mikegrb has confused
 < HoopyCat> dunno what that has to do with this not being twitter
-< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference on IRC,
-not @$nick
+< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference
+on IRC, not @$nick
 < danu5> $HoopyCat because it looks like a twitter reply. My bad.
 < HoopyCat> danu5:  well played
 < batande> lol
 <@mikegrb> lulzZ
 < tjfontaine> I died a little
 < dominikh> I'm still not sure if that was on purpose :/
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:13:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551, 2011-03-21
 %
 <jon> I have the time right now, let me get it up
 <jon> wow that sounded vulgar, sheesh.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:01:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1552, 2011-03-21
 %
 < TheDeathly> Hm.
 < TheDeathly> my dad just found an interesting virus.
 < TheDeathly> :/
 < TheDeathly> now to try and fix it
-< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i cant fix
-it seeing as regedit does the same
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:57:31 UTC 
+< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i
+cant fix it seeing as regedit does the same
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553, 2011-03-22
 %
 (      pprkut) adrien: fits mine just fine :P
 (      adrien) hmmm, maybe not too big, would have to check
 (      adrien) well, bedtime!
 (      pprkut) how many inch? mine is 15.6
 (      adrien) same here for now, but I want a smaller one
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:47:31 UTC 
-%
-raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book
-raela: nor do I like to read what I write
-adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write"
-adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P
-***raela glares at adrien
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178
-                                        Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC 
-%
-<<     naoshige>> I have this neat little renaming script here -
-                       http://pastie.org/1721562
-<<     naoshige>> How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all
-                       their content?
-<<       geirha>> Uhm. Is that actually bash?
-<<     naoshige>> geirha: whats that got to do with it?
-<<       geirha>> bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe it's
-               not a bash script
-<<         dive>> sounds like zsh
-<<     naoshige>> ok you got me
-<<     naoshige>> but the guys in #zsh are jerks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2179
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:43:20 UTC 
-%
-<<+    antiwire>> gues wat
-<<+        dive>> you torned off yur spillchucker?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180
-                                        Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:08:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554, 2011-03-25
+%
+«     naoshige» I have this neat little renaming script here -
+			http://pastie.org/1721562
+«     naoshige» How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all
+			their content?
+«	 geirha» Uhm. Is that actually bash?
+«     naoshige» geirha: whats that got to do with it?
+«	 geirha» bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe
+it's
+		not a bash script
+«	   dive» sounds like zsh
+«     naoshige» ok you got me
+«     naoshige» but the guys in #zsh are jerks
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555, 2011-03-27
+%
+«+    antiwire» gues wat
+«+	   dive» you torned off yur spillchucker?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556, 2011-03-27
 %
 < Mp5shooter> !library shorewall
 < linbot> Mp5shooter: http://library.linode.com/
@@ -20275,120 +12429,63 @@ adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P
 <@pparadis> there's lots of docs here --> http://www.shorewall.net/
 < tjfontaine> it's pretty straight forward and has plenty of documentation
 already
-< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking all access
-to my box from outside lol
-<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting up a
-firewall.
+< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking
+all access to my box from outside lol
+<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting
+up a firewall.
 <@pparadis> Mp5shooter ^
 < Mp5shooter> pparadis
 < Mp5shooter> well why not? :P
 <@pparadis> that's not a good answer.
 < Mp5shooter> :(
 <@pparadis> do you understand what firewalls do and what they don't do?
-< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that is
-designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized
-communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured to permit
-or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and other criteria.
+< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that
+is designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized
+communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured
+to permit or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and
+other criteria.
 <@pparadis> that's a BS answer, too.
 < Mp5shooter> o
-<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that you want
-to specifically limit network access to?
+<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that
+you want to specifically limit network access to?
 < Mp5shooter> pparadis: umm.. nothing when you put it that way.. lol
 <@pparadis> Mp5shooter: i thought as much.
-* Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:19:22 UTC 
-%
-amin: hello again
-OzanBurada: hello neibour
-amin: 0 down vote favorite
-amin:
-amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file
-"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install
-this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64
-OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called).
-amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I
-should download the source of php-5.2.17 too
-OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch.
-amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d
-php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough
-OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz
-OzanBurada: then configure make
-Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though
-amin: So it is the full compile
-amin: ?
-Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes.
-thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files?
-macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources
-and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure
-Dominian: macius++
-OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1
-Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route
-thrice`: :-)
-BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times?
-;)
-amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy
-macius: lol
-amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1  use this for patching
-step?
-BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/
-Dominian: hehe
-thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping
-it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately
-amin: thrice: ok
-macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing
-2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc
-ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/
-, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right
-after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script
-amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt  > ready what should I
-do wait?
-thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch?
-evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC 
-%
-<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on sbopkg? I
-tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does mplayer support capture
-card?
+ * Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557, 2011-03-28
+%
+<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on
+sbopkg? I tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does
+mplayer support capture card?
 <OzanBurada> Olfway, VLC packages avalable from alienBOB's repo.
 <Olfway> how exactly do i get to it (using terminal) sorry, I'm still
 learning...
 <OzanBurada> slackware.org.uk
 <OzanBurada> for unrestricted build.
 <OzanBurada> connie.slackware.com for restricted build.
-<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk or
-something like that?)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2185
-                                        Added: Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:18:44 UTC 
+<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk
+or something like that?)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1558, 2011-03-31
 %
-<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society deems
-acceptable.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2188
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:21:08 UTC 
+<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society
+deems acceptable.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559, 2011-04-05
 %
 < akerl> Is this still the key you're making for backups with duplicity?
 < alg2> yes
-<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my backup
-against the wall!
-< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking for,
-someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally?
+<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my
+backup against the wall!
+< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking
+for, someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally?
 <@caker> Sunday bloody SUNDAY
 < alg2> caker I am almost there I made the Key :D
 < akerl> alg2: where did you put your key when you uploaded it?
 <@caker> Akers unite!
-< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging later
-perhaps more fun and easier :)
+< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging
+later perhaps more fun and easier :)
 < alg2> akerl in root dir
 < akerl> caker :p
 <@caker> :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2189
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:00:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1560, 2011-04-06
 %
 < Oak> \o
 < MLanden> o/ Oak
@@ -20406,23 +12503,19 @@ perhaps more fun and easier :)
 < MLanden> Oak: good to hear
 < mako-sama> ......
 < mako-sama> it's sunny today
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2190
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:48:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561, 2011-04-06
 %
 < nyRednek> i think i'm going to start making circular pocket slide rules
 ...
-< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function as a
-slide rule? I dunno how they work...)
+< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function
+as a slide rule? I dunno how they work...)
 < Urchlay> I mean, a square protractor wouldn't work
 < alisonken1lap> yes - a circular slide rule works fine
 < alisonken1lap> just a little interesting in the centerpiece work
 < Urchlay> a combination circular saw and slide rule...
 < Urchlay> or one of those shuriken throwing star thingies
 < Urchlay> hm, you could major in electrical ninjaneering
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2191
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:10:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562, 2011-04-07
 %
 < ybit> i'm not sure what the issue is with me logging in for pastebin
 < ybit> http://pastebin.com/qSCe3H4g
@@ -20430,8 +12523,8 @@ slide rule? I dunno how they work...)
 <@pparadis> ybit: did you read the message in the dialog box?
 < ybit> yeah
 <@pparadis> ybit: what did the message say?
-< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires a
-username and password
+< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires
+a username and password
 <@pparadis> what did you enter?
 < ybit> in the dialog box
 < ybit> oh, my linode username/password
@@ -20439,119 +12532,36 @@ username and password
 < ybit> because i figure that's what it wanted
 <@pparadis> read what you just pasted.
 < ybit> durka durka
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2192
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 04:21:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563, 2011-04-09
 %
 < jeev> logmein sucks
 < thrice`> know what(who) else sucks?
 < jeev> your sister?
 < thrice`> yeah :(
-< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named LaShawnda
+< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named
+LaShawnda
 < jkwood> Equal opportunity child naming, naturally.
-< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11", his
-sister is 5'5"
+< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11'',
+his sister is 5'5''
 < jkwood> Yes, but thrice` was born at full height for revenge.
 < jeev> lol
 
 jkwood: The anti-troll.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2193
-                                        Added: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:24:55 UTC 
-%
-<+antiwire> guess wat
-<+antiwire> a girl likes me
-<+NaCl> whoa
-<+raela> did you drug her?
-<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet
-<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden!
-<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I
-ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices!
-<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive
-<+antiwire> dude!
-<+raela> you have to do better than that
-<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish...
-<+antiwire> she hooked me up
-<+antiwire> fuuu all
-<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive
-<+antiwire> you're all jelly
-<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds.
-<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza
-
-46 Minutes later...
-
-<+antiwire> hey
-<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out
-<+antiwire> wtf
-<+trhodes> i do that sometimes
-<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out
-<+antiwire> WTF
-<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way
-<+raela> wtf is wrong with you
-<+antiwire> oh man wtf
-<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite
-doable
-<+antiwire> hey
-<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused
-<+raela> I still manage
-<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff
-<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS
-<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking
-tag is in front too
-<+antiwire> omg.
-<+antiwire> how long has it been like this?
-<+raela> how long has it been that way?!
-<+raela> DUDE
-<+antiwire> oh god.
-<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza
-<+antiwire> oh man!
-<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!!
-<+antiwire> that's fucked
-<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza
-<+antiwire> lmao
-<+antiwire> hahahaha
-<+antiwire> oh. no.
-<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha
-<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf,
-that poor guy needs some extra slices"
-<+antiwire> jesus
-<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long
-<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now
-<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ?
-<+antiwire> god damn.
-<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle
-<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro
-<+antiwire> oh my god.
-<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him,
-wearing the shirt back to front
-<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza
-<+antiwire> fuck that.
-<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now
-<+antiwire> FU
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2194
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC 
-%
-<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to
-use Secure Pockets Layer"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2195
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1564, 2011-04-12
 %
 <dafydd> eviljames - Apple is like Unix as McDonalds is like food
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2196
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:44:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565, 2011-04-15
 %
-<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well as
-127.0.0.1?
+<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well
+as 127.0.0.1?
 <+raket> eg ssh -L 25:localhost:25 server
 <+antiwire> raket: by default, sshd listens on 0.0.0.0:22
 <+antiwire> aka: any interface
-<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal systems,
-forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh server's LAN IP
-<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need to make
-sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables
+<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal
+systems, forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh
+server's LAN IP
+<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need
+to make sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables
 <+raela> oh baby, keep the nerdy talk going, I'm getting turned on
 * raela moans
 <+antiwire> lol
@@ -20562,8 +12572,8 @@ sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables
 <+antiwire> OMG OMG I'm in promiscuous mode!
 <+antiwire> RAW packet injections
 <+antiwire> :D
-<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say things
-like that o_O
+<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say
+things like that o_O
 <+antiwire> hahaha
 * serotonin considers noobfarm
 <+raela> I don't know enough network terminology to be really raunchy
@@ -20572,25 +12582,19 @@ like that o_O
 <+pupit> i would add this to topic.
 <+Roin> lol
 <+hitest> hehe
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2197
-                                        Added: Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:02:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566, 2011-04-16
 %
 < notKlaatu> anybody ever bonded interfaces together?
 < notKlaatu> i mean anybody in here.
 < pegwole> I have, but I had to take medication for
-          something I caught afterwards.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2199
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:00:26 UTC 
+	   something I caught afterwards.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567, 2011-04-19
 %
-<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp:  is operserv misbehaving today
+<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp:	is operserv misbehaving today
 <@CaptainTrek> :P
 <@bikcmp> there's an operserv?
 <@bikcmp> hint: users shouldn't know about that
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2200
-                                        Added: Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:57:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568, 2011-04-23
 %
 < nenolod> freenode and quakenet should merge
 < jayne> why?
@@ -20598,55 +12602,29 @@ like that o_O
 < jayne> but we'd be the biggest then!
 < ninjaneo> lol
 < jayne> richih would approve, I'm sure
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2203
-                                        Added: Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:49:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569, 2011-04-25
 %
--!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit [Quit:
-Client has been disconnected by the FBI]
+-!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit
+[Quit: Client has been disconnected by the FBI]
 < kudu> very funny, aj00200
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2204
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:24:43 UTC 
-%
-pupit: !w heaven
-SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was
-not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results.
-antiwire: oh yeah
-antiwire: !w hell
-SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW);
-Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature:
-49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16;
-Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind:
-ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH)
-antiwire: what now bible boy
-pupit: hahhaa
-pupit: lmao
-antiwire: lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2205
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570, 2011-04-25
 %
-< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20 blocks
-above level 0 (the level before you hit the void)
+< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20
+blocks above level 0 (the level before you hit the void)
 < cheshire_fox> even then, its rare
 < cheshire_fox> its as rare as me not using a tampoon
 < cheshire_fox> tampon*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2206
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:15:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571, 2011-04-25
 %
-< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released, the /topic
-will change here
+< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released,
+the /topic will change here
 < nyRednek> it did when 13.1 was released
 < nyRednek> and when 13.0 was released
 < nyRednek> and 12.2, etc
 < rob0> It's released!!
 < rob0> whew, that feels better
 < byteframe> no shit. it's like, pinch that turd.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2209
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:01:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572, 2011-04-26
 %
 -!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
 < Amander> my cloak is all screwed up
@@ -20655,71 +12633,58 @@ will change here
 < Amander> nah
 < Amander> FOSSnet/Owner/Amander
 <@bikcmp> not a chance (C)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2210
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 03:03:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1573, 2011-04-26
 %
 <Cody> nothing they take 2 years to answer
 <nobody> How long did you wait?
 <Cody> 10 mins so far
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2211
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:19:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1574, 2011-04-27
 %
-< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a iso disk,
-that has been verified
+< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a
+iso disk, that has been verified
 < gniks> IPSec and IKE are used to stop that
-< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into your gay
-pr0n to want to go that hassle :P
+< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into
+your gay pr0n to want to go that hassle :P
 < gniks> Tadgy: you woudl
 < canyouscore> woo I didn't mean to start flames
 < Tadgy> gniks: And you'd love it :P
-< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with eachother
-:)]
+< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with
+eachother :)]
 < thumbs> tadgy is just an ass
 < thumbs> !!
 < Tadgy> I love you too baby.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2212
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:47:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1575, 2011-04-28
 %
-<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? ..
-ex. --prefix=..
-<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm
+<Dirge1> posso ver quais configuraçoes foram usadas para sua
+compilaçao? .. ex. --prefix=..
+<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and
+dmf for hsm
 <ananke> Dirge1: english :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2213
-                                        Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576, 2011-04-29
 %
-< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run Norton
-or McAfee in wine
+< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run
+Norton or McAfee in wine
 < lxslack> clamav?
 < lxslack> It could be used.
 < zaltekk> ....you missed hte poin entirely
 < lxslack> yes.
 < lxslack> I am starting to think I have.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2214
-                                        Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 00:10:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1577, 2011-04-30
 %
-paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that without
-actually compressing it ?
+paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that
+without actually compressing it ?
 paul424 : hmm mv foo.iso foo.iso.zip does not work.
 adrien : wut?
 alienBOB : Creating a ZIP file without compressing it? How do you mean
 paul424 : no compression, adding only zip header. so zip is valid.
 adrien : but why?
 adrien : what is the _end_ goal?
-paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to get
-cured.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2215
-                                        Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 11:21:17 UTC 
+paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to
+get cured.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578, 2011-05-01
 %
 < CathyInBlue> rm -rf /bin/laden
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2216
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579, 2011-05-01
 %
 <@Kyle> Gryllida: He let go of that little secret when he was drunk lol
 <@Kyle> Gryllida: The night we forced him to bed, heh
@@ -20734,86 +12699,56 @@ cured.
 <@bikcmp> yeah.
 <@bikcmp> :/
 <@bikcmp> embarassing.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2217
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:15:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580, 2011-05-01
 %
 Shabbypenguin: bikcmp you can help me
-Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for opserv.. any way
-you can reset it for me? :D
-       @Null: baha
-     @bikcmp: yeah
-     @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame
-     @bikcmp: we don't have opserv
-     @bikcmp: :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2218
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:43:38 UTC 
+Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for
+opserv.. any way you can reset it for me? :D
+	@Null: baha
+      @bikcmp: yeah
+      @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame
+      @bikcmp: we don't have opserv
+      @bikcmp: :P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581, 2011-05-02
 %
 @aj00200: Ohh, yay! Noobfarm!
-* aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2219
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:53:30 UTC 
+ * aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582, 2011-05-02
 %
-<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is not a
-noob?!
+<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is
+not a noob?!
 <+JStoker> Woo, I guess.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2220
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 01:15:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1583, 2011-05-02
 %
 Bacta: I think giving my credit card details to Sony was a bad idea
 FailPowah: give it to me instead
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2222
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 May 2011 10:32:15 UTC 
-%
-<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source?
-<imprint> played it once ..
-<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS"
-<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that
-<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim
-<sanchaz> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2223
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584, 2011-05-04
 %
 <bawolff> Well this is irc
-<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males, and all the
-16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2225
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 May 2011 03:02:54 UTC 
+<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males,
+and all the 16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585, 2011-05-07
 %
 <bikcmp> group hug! *hugs JStoker and JCSBot*
 * JStoker hugs JCSBot and bikcmp
 * JCSBot hugs JStoker back
 <JStoker> Aww, JCSBot rejected you...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2226
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 May 2011 01:52:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586, 2011-05-08
 %
 <Puddles> I just joined chat service, when does the chat serving begin?
 <Puddles> Time frame please?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2227
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 May 2011 01:10:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587, 2011-05-11
 %
-<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how to
-ask...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2229
-                                        Added: Fri, 13 May 2011 14:02:14 UTC 
+<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how
+to ask...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1588, 2011-05-13
 %
 < Bekarfel> JESUS EXISTS!
 <@aj00200> really?
 < Bekarfel> MY BISHOP SAYS HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS
 <@aj00200> intresting...
 < Bekarfel> ... he's always touching my precious jesus
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2230
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 May 2011 13:01:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1589, 2011-05-14
 %
 11:33:47 *** Terraria (webchat@110.55.2.177) has joined #terraria-fans
 11:33:55  Terraria: hi
@@ -20825,72 +12760,30 @@ ask...
 11:35:07  Guest49258: Hey Terraria Fans
 11:35:20  Guest49258: Do You Badly Want Terraria
 11:35:57 *** Guest49258 (webchat@110.55.2.177) has quit (Client Quit)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2231
-                                        Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 10:26:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1590, 2011-05-15
 %
 <CaptainTrek> i'm no longer needing to use PuTTY to do shit XD
 <Spitfire> I stopped using a potty years ago.
 <Spitfire> I mean, dude, seriously.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2233
-                                        Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 20:22:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591, 2011-05-15
 %
-<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of others :P
+<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of
+others :P
 <+dive> raela, when did problems with womens mental health affect men?
 <+raela> dive: lorena bobbit
 <+dive> o
 <+dive> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2236
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 May 2011 22:21:37 UTC 
-%
-< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :)
-< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list
-< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere
-< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P
-< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :(
-< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that
-< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/
-< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning
-< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses
-< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when
-you were a sailor
-< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it!
-< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner
-thigh?
-< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place,
-though
-< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too
-cold to wear shorts for me
-< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up
-your shirt and look down
-< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail!
-< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court
-and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel
-< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy
-cell ;)
-< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court
-< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has
-struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation,
-known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so
-to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware
-ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and
-raves.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2238
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592, 2011-05-16
 %
 < ARob> I say we turn that 3T in to 15T and back up the internet
-< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get hard
-drives that big?
+< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get
+hard drives that big?
 <@rob0> Texas!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2239
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 21:58:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593, 2011-05-17
 %
-<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to have it.
-Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think?
+<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to
+have it. Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you
+guys think?
 <+surrounder> kgs: do you like to torture yourself ?
 <+mrcarrot> kgs: download openbsd instead :)
 <+surrounder> openbsd++
@@ -20898,11 +12791,9 @@ Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think?
 <+mrcarrot> openbsd++
 <@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 19 reputation points.
 <+serotonin> openbsd++
-<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's been wantin
-your dick for a while?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2241
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 May 2011 07:44:10 UTC 
+<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's
+been wantin your dick for a while?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594, 2011-05-18
 %
 <+sira> i didn't have ahh one of those thingies for tires
 <+sira> the lifter thingy
@@ -20914,133 +12805,47 @@ your dick for a while?
 <+sira> the name some how escaped me
 <+sira> well i have one that comes with my car but it's so tiny
 <+Olfway> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2242
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 May 2011 04:27:38 UTC 
-%
-<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend
-< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time!
-<+Olfway> chicka wow wow
-<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro!
-<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot?
-<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days?
-<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..."
-<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow]
-<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work"
-<+antiwire> lol
-<+antiwire> :D
-<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and
-it's not a floppy"
-01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on
-private memory space
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2245
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595, 2011-05-18
 %
 < deskey> i am trying to edit the lilo
 < deskey> i have slack64 and slack32 and ubuntu installed
 < deskey> i can boot to any of those except the ubuntu
 < deskey> anyone know whats the boot image for ubuntu/
 < deskey> image = /ubuntu64/boot/vmlinuz-2.6.38-8-generic
-< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i select this
-it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps lock blinks.. thats it
+< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i
+select this it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps
+lock blinks.. thats it
 < Tadgy> Slackware's LILO won't boot ubuntu.
 < Tadgy> It's a safety feature.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2248
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 May 2011 14:51:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1596, 2011-05-22
 %
-LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and Mac is for
-hipsters :3
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2249
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 May 2011 00:01:32 UTC 
+LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and
+Mac is for hipsters :3
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597, 2011-05-22
 %
 <[3]nertia> Is there such a thing as a good pathelogical liar?
 <KyleXY> [3]nertia: sure there is lol
 <Nebulae> Ted Bundy
 <KyleXY> Bill Gates
 <KyleXY> :P
-* KyleXY chuckles
+ * KyleXY chuckles
 <KyleXY> He tells himself windows is secure all the ding dong day :p
 <Nebulae> Indeed. Both were excellent liars
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2250
-                                        Added: Fri, 27 May 2011 01:48:25 UTC 
-%
-<@Kyle> My auto replace list
-<@Kyle> 20:25 Key        Value                                    Auto
-<@Kyle> 20:25 e          E                                       yes
-<@Kyle> 20:25 <3         cH-                                   yes
-<@Kyle> 20:25 lol        heh,                                     yes
-<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'?
-* Grille giggles.
-< @Kyle> heh, yep
-<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P
-<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't
-trigger anymore ;)
-<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2251
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC 
-%
-<@mughi> argh..  i really need to rewrite this pile of crap..  fscking growing a
-table BY COLUMNS
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598, 2011-05-26
+%
+<@mughi> argh..  i really need to rewrite this pile of crap..  fscking
+growing a table BY COLUMNS
 <@pparadis> wait what?
 <@tjfontaine> wut!
 <@pparadis> like instead of an INSERT it's an ADD COLUMN?!?!
 <@mughi> never let electrical engineers write code
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2252
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:40:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599, 2011-06-02
 %
 And the winner goes to:
 
-<<+        NaCl>> hey Dominian
-<<+        NaCl>> I locked myself out of noobfarm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2256
-                                        Added: Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:46:59 UTC 
-%
-< navi> !urmom
-<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants
-(824:4/7) [murom]
-* navi cries
-< navi> That one's just mean
-< navi> *sniffle*
-< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it?
-< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory
-< InitHello> oh
-< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the
-projects?
-< InitHello> like that?
-< SelfishMan> I don't get it
-< InitHello> apt = apartment
-< InitHello> projects = government funded housing
-< navi> InitHello: That is humourous.
-< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application?
-< navi> apt as in apartment.
-< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get
-< InitHello> exactly, navi
-< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though
-< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan
-< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation
-< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get"
-< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it
-< navi> T___L
-< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son.
-< navi> Towel?  Nah.
-< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET"
-< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very
-funny
-< InitHello> or went over your head
-< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on
-< InitHello> moving right along
-
-My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2258
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC 
+«+	   NaCl» hey Dominian
+«+	   NaCl» I locked myself out of noobfarm
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600, 2011-06-04
 %
 Day three of the South East Linux Fest
 
@@ -21050,18 +12855,14 @@ Day three of the South East Linux Fest
 < rworkman> um
 < rworkman> we hust talkd to some hot tirlts
 < rworkman> is holld sho go tsleep
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2259
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:26:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1601, 2011-06-12
 %
 <+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man
 <+acidchild> I live in a caravan,
 <+acidchild> I turn't on the gas,
 <+acidchild> And i burnt my ass,
 <+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2261
-                                        Added: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:07:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602, 2011-06-18
 %
 <Olfway> are you blond?
 <rand0mbr4nd> no
@@ -21070,148 +12871,79 @@ Day three of the South East Linux Fest
 <Olfway> whats your natural color?
 <rand0mbr4nd> blonde
 <Olfway> i rest my case
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2263
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:09:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603, 2011-06-20
 %
 < dell> one of the best explanation for emacs
 < dell> GNU Emacs = Generally Not Used Except by Middle-Aged Computer
 Scientists.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2264
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:46:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604, 2011-06-21
 %
 * byteframe is a big dummy who cleaned his lcd with 90% rubbing alchol.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2265
-                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:58:07 UTC 
-%
-<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again
-<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!"
-< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in
-<+serotonin> hehe
-<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think.
-:P
-<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^
-<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment
-<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking
-< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog
-< antiwire> look all scared too
-<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!"
-<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min
-ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away"
-<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2266
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605, 2011-06-23
 %
 < pegwole> Let's be completely honest though about
-       consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a
-       pet with cancer, you don't know when it's
-       going to die but you know it won't last very
-       long.  Buying a PS3 is like getting married,
-       you forget you have friends, your money goes
-       to your new lifestyle, and after a while
-       people stop calling you.  Buying a Wii is
-       like adopting a special needs child, they can
-       do a lot of things other kids can do but for
-       some reason they tend to break your TV much
-       more often than other children.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2267
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:57:03 UTC 
+	consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a
+	pet with cancer, you don't know when it's
+	going to die but you know it won't last very
+	long.  Buying a PS3 is like getting married,
+	you forget you have friends, your money goes
+	to your new lifestyle, and after a while
+	people stop calling you.  Buying a Wii is
+	like adopting a special needs child, they can
+	do a lot of things other kids can do but for
+	some reason they tend to break your TV much
+	more often than other children.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1606, 2011-06-28
 %
 -!- jesse_ [~jesse@14.139.58.197] has joined #ubuntu
 <jesse_> hello
 <jesse_> anyone using Ubuntu here..!!
 <Zolty1> Nope we are all mac users
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2268
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jul 2011 05:23:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607, 2011-07-04
 %
 < GauHelldragon> when i grow up i am going to be a bikcmp
 < bikcmp> oh god.
 <@Spitfire> You might have to grow down for that.
 < bikcmp> oh fuck you Spitfire
 <@Spitfire> :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2269
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:02:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608, 2011-07-05
 %
-<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line, use
-apt-fast :)
+<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line,
+use apt-fast :)
 <jiltdil> ActionParsnip:is apt-fast is new
-<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that apt-get
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2270
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:49:01 UTC 
+<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that
+apt-get
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609, 2011-07-07
 %
 <+nachox_> hmm, marshmallows have to be heated?
 <+nachox_> or they are supposed to be eaten raw?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2271
-                                        Added: Sat, 09 Jul 2011 19:24:16 UTC 
-%
-< mancha> is "salix" french for theft?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2272
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1610, 2011-07-09
 %
 <Kays> Python 3.2.1 is here!
 <tjay> python is a new kind of bot ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2273
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 05:54:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611, 2011-07-10
 %
 * hitest lets loose a window rattling fart
 * adrien breathes
 * dive faints
 * Mortvert lights a match
 * hitest explodes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2275
-                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:44:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1612, 2011-07-14
 %
-<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get familiar with
-linux commands and that's fast and very simple?
+<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get
+familiar with linux commands and that's fast and very simple?
 <rgr> SimeonK: the most used one.
 <rgr> Ubuntu.
 <rgr> #ubuntu
 <SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple
 <rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features?
 <rgr> do you want a gui?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2276
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:58:13 UTC 
-%
-<< crocket>> Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access
-to audio to users?
-<< theborger>> it uses speakers
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2279
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 04:04:22 UTC 
-%
--!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r,
-+serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela,  (+38 more,
-use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
-<+antiwire> what. the. fuck.
-<+antiwire> they left us
-<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks
-<+Olfway> O.o
-<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery'
-body!
-<+Olfway> what just happened?
-<+antiwire> the internet broke
-<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server
-<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode
-<+Olfway> oh gods...
-<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!!
-<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive...
-<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o
-<+Olfway> =o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2280
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613, 2011-07-15
+%
+« crocket» Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give
+access to audio to users?
+« theborger» it uses speakers
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614, 2011-07-18
 %
 <@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad?
 <@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good
@@ -21219,62 +12951,47 @@ body!
 <@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes
 <@serotonin> lmao
 <+Olfway_> hahahahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2281
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:57:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615, 2011-07-21
 %
 <gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD
 <gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with!
 <gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2283
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:09:27 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616, 2011-07-22
 %
 <axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad
 <axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2284
-                                        Added: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:11:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617, 2011-07-23
 %
 Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough?
 Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2285
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:22:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618, 2011-07-27
 %
 21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2286
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:59:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619, 2011-07-27
 %
 <crocket> Oh my god
 <crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address.
 <rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2287
-                                        Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:42:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620, 2011-07-27
 %
-Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core
-than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
-Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could
-do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
+Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard
+core than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
+Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things
+I could do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
 Master-Passeli: please, no  more details
 evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons
 Master-Passeli: hey please!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2288
-                                        Added: Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:51:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621, 2011-08-01
 %
 <+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;)
 * Olfway_ strangles BP{k}
-<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to be cute...
+<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to
+be cute...
 <+kethry> occasionaly anyway
 -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ
 <+Olfway_> kethry: lol
 -!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2291
-                                        Added: Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:18:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622, 2011-08-05
 %
 <+raela> were you waiting for me to say something?
 <+sero> yes, I'm evil like that
@@ -21282,13 +12999,11 @@ Master-Passeli: hey please!
 <+raela> damn
 <+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike
 <+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2292
-                                        Added: Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:35:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623, 2011-08-07
 %
 <+aceofspades19> !urban cock mangler
-<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful
-of cock.
+<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a
+mouthful of cock.
 <+aceofspades19> ewww
 <+antiwire> lol
 <+sero> hahaha
@@ -21298,13 +13013,11 @@ of cock.
 <+antiwire> omfg
 <+sero> lmao
 <+Olfway> i almost threw up laughing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2293
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Aug 2011 05:14:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624, 2011-08-08
 %
-<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes --with-herbes &&
-make
-        pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach
+<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes
+--with-herbes && make
+	 pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach
 <+dive> noms
 <+Olfway> heh
 <+raela> mmm pizza
@@ -21315,56 +13028,38 @@ make
 < Dominian> that's usually when /dev/toilet comes int o play
 <+dive> dd if=/mnt/lowerintestine of=/brighton/beach
 <+BP{k}> Dominian: well you definately don't want to use umount -f
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2295
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:49:24 UTC 
-%
-<<        tools>> I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I
-                       writer
-<<     antiwire>> tools: no, try reconnecting
-           <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client Quit]
-<<     antiwire>> lmao
-           >>>>>> tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk
-<<        tools>> Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ?
-<<     antiwire>> tools: same deal, try once more.
-<<        tools>> I have just tried
-<<     antiwire>> just again
-<<     antiwire>> 1 more
-<<        tools>> Are u doing this for fun ?
-<<     antiwire>> :>
-<<        tools>> LULZ
-           <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] []
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2296
-                                        Added: Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:46:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1625, 2011-08-11
+%
+«	  tools» I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I
+			writer
+«     antiwire» tools: no, try reconnecting
+	    ««« tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client
+	    Quit]
+«     antiwire» lmao
+	    »»» tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk
+«	  tools» Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ?
+«     antiwire» tools: same deal, try once more.
+«	  tools» I have just tried
+«     antiwire» just again
+«     antiwire» 1 more
+«	  tools» Are u doing this for fun ?
+«     antiwire» :>
+«	  tools» LULZ
+	    ««« tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] []
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626, 2011-08-13
 %
 questionsabout joined #ubuntu
-<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with his owner
+<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with
+his owner
 <questionsabout> should i change it ?
 <ultrixx> questionsabout: yes, change to windows
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2297
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:26:55 UTC 
-%
-<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is
-"Catholic priest".
-* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there.
-* Alan_Hicks is a troll today.
-<+crocket> catholic priest
-<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less
-than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is.
-<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2298
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627, 2011-08-15
 %
-19:33:38   chupacabra | where do I get google chrome?                          
+19:33:38   chupacabra | where do I get google chrome?
 19:33:47   taleon | google.com/chrome
-19:33:54   chupacabra | lol ok.                                        
+19:33:54   chupacabra | lol ok.
 19:33:58   chupacabra | tks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2299
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:36:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628, 2011-08-15
 %
 nullvalue: i want to add connect to socks5 to my perl script
 nullvalue: how may i do it
@@ -21380,150 +13075,71 @@ yrg: :)
 StoneWork: usually only one half of the socket pair though
 StoneWork: so it's hard to track down
 Gasseus: LOL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2303
-                                        Added: Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:59:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1629, 2011-08-24
 %
 <ferdna> mancha, how do you listen to tty?
 <ferdna> cat /dev/tty
-<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no longer help.
-<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and you say
-that i have to listen to tty
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2304
-                                        Added: Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:12:13 UTC 
-%
-<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich
-<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ
-sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish...
-<+sero> haha, damn
-<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >>
-<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P
-<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know...
-* sero puts an OBGYN on standby....
-<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2305
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC 
+<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no
+longer help.
+<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and
+you say that i have to listen to tty
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1630, 2011-08-28
 %
 < homie> how much is a buck ?
 < Tadgy> 20 for oral, 30 for pen...
 < Tadgy> Oh, you said buck.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2306
-                                        Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:47:55 UTC 
-%
-Tadgy    : Passwords should be stored in your head.
-thumbs   : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I
-presume?
-alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2307
-                                        Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631, 2011-08-29
 %
 < surHAAT> heya NightTiger o//
 < NightTiger> Hey there! New nick?
 < surHAAT> temporary
 <+dive> assHAAT
 <+theborger> he goes by lots of names, here we just call him, Love Tunnel
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2308
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:25:35 UTC 
-%
-21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop
-search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire.
-21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas
-and....i hated them all them all
-21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight
-21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic"
-21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2309
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632, 2011-09-02
 %
 * Now talking in ##windows
-<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to change
-cmd.exe's default tab size?
+<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to
+change cmd.exe's default tab size?
 <neverblue> as in the key sent to cmd ?
-<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default is 8
-and I'd like to make that 4
+<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default
+is 8 and I'd like to make that 4
 <neverblue> use \t/2 ?
 * quasar headdesk
 
-This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2310
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:02:11 UTC 
-%
-< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads
-< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn
-< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this
- circumstance"
-< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little  pony,
-Narrenschiff
 
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2311
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC 
+This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633, 2011-09-03
 %
 * Mortvert pokes brabo with office suite
-* brabo smacks Mortvert in the head
-* Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed.
+ * brabo smacks Mortvert in the head
+ * Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed.
 <Mortvert> I found one, lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2312
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:43:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634, 2011-09-03
 %
 <+PerfieM> I'm gonna be the new addition to staff!
 <+PerfieM> YAAAAYYY
 <+bazhang> that can't be good
 <+PerfieM> bazhang: that would be the day freenode burns in hell
-<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on Windows,
-using officeIRC
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2314
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:42:56 UTC 
-%
-Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but
-they don't have "rights".  If i'm hungry, I eat them.  If they annoy me, I kick
-them.  If i'm horny...
-rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem!
-pupit: lmao
-Habitual: meow means NO!
-rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one.
-pupit: lmao again
-alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but
-if i'm annoyed, I kick him
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2315
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC 
-%
-<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant.  Instructions said "remove cap and push up
-bottom."
-<@Dominian> lol
-<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2316
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC 
+<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on
+Windows, using officeIRC
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1635, 2011-09-09
 %
-Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just a shit
-ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws.
+Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just
+a shit ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws.
 Dominian : like noobfarm
 Alan_Hicks : Precisely.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2317
-                                        Added: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:49:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636, 2011-09-22
 %
 < pegwole> threethirty: Why were you logged in as root earlier?
 < threethirty> i was booted into partedmagic trying to zero out this drive
 < pegwole> Well that's fun,  I successfully convinced a chick I know that
-          squirrels lay eggs.  That's what acorns are, and that's why
-          squirrels build nests.  I also told her that when you see a
-          squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and take it,
-          because it's about to eat a baby squirrel.
+	   squirrels lay eggs.	That's what acorns are, and that's why
+	   squirrels build nests.  I also told her that when you see a
+	   squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and
+	   take it,
+	   because it's about to eat a baby squirrel.
 < pegwole> This autumn should be pretty fun for me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2319
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:13:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637, 2011-09-28
 %
 noobsaib00t|8757 joined
 <rindolf> thef1y: hi. [22:38:14]
@@ -21545,34 +13161,27 @@ apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|9957 Reason: [school]
 apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8757 Reason: [right]
 apeiron kicked noobsaib00t Reason: [now]
 <ncow> wow
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2320
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:54:22 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638, 2011-09-30
 %
-<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten years
-those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look like a flaccid
-penis.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2321
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:23:12 UTC 
+<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten
+years those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look
+like a flaccid penis.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639, 2011-10-04
 %
-< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my favorite
-things to do
+< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my
+favorite things to do
 < Dominian> lol
-< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company time
+< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company
+time
 < Dominian> lmfao
 < andarius> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2322
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:03:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640, 2011-10-06
 %
-<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with a
-lighter...
-<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game... I almost finished this level but then the
-explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s )
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2323
-                                        Added: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:01:12 UTC 
+<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with
+a lighter...
+<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game… I almost finished this level but
+then the explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s )
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641, 2011-10-11
 %
 <+trhodes> wgetting lunch ?! cool!!
 <+trhodes> i wanna try that :P
@@ -21582,18 +13191,14 @@ explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s )
 <+Dominian> no shit!
 <+Dominian> I am AWESOME
 <+trhodes> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2324
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:22:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642, 2011-10-11
 %
 <+aceofspades19> I love mcdicks fries
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2325
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:33:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643, 2011-10-14
 %
 <EyesIsMine> HOLY
-<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free   Swap space: 7.31 GB
-total / 1.64 GB free
+<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free   Swap space:
+7.31 GB total / 1.64 GB free
 <EyesIsMine> THAT'S NOT GOOD
 <orbit> that's less than ideal.
 <EyesIsMine> what the hell is taking up all the real memory
@@ -21602,34 +13207,22 @@ total / 1.64 GB free
 <orbit> firefox.
 <EyesIsMine> nope
 <EyesIsMine> woah.
-* orbit arches an eyebrow
+ * orbit arches an eyebrow
 <EyesIsMine>  ... waiting .......................
 <EyesIsMine> damnit
 <EyesIsMine> Maybe I should sudo aptitude upgrade
 <gry> Hahahahahahaha.
-* orbit arches an eyebrow
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2326
-                                        Added: Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:03:02 UTC 
+ * orbit arches an eyebrow
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644, 2011-10-15
 %
-<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning module on
-the bot
+<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning
+module on the bot
 <+eviljames> it started learning from the channel's banter
 <+eviljames> and was promptly driven insane
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2327
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:41:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1645, 2011-10-17
 %
 <+sero> I break shit in ways others don't even fucking dream of!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2328
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:46:00 UTC 
-%
-<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?"   "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the
-penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2329
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1646, 2011-10-20
 %
 <rst> sure, perl is faster than python for a few things
 <@epixoip> a few things?
@@ -21639,41 +13232,33 @@ penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!"
 <@epixoip> only if you don't know perl.
 <@Apsu> ^
 <rebeccablack> heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2330
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:46:42 UTC 
-%
-<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer services
-                      section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I emailed
-the
-                      company and told them they should stop spamming and they
-told me to fuck off
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647, 2011-10-24
+%
+<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer
+services
+		       section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I
+		       emailed the
+		       company and told them they should stop spamming
+		       and they told me to fuck off
 <+aceofspades19> literally they said 'you sir can fuck right off'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2331
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:49:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648, 2011-10-24
 %
-< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move a
-window around it, the icon gets glithces.
+< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move
+a window around it, the icon gets glithces.
 < crocket> Is this bug fixed?
 <+rworkman> Yes.  Don't do that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2332
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:38:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1649, 2011-10-26
 %
 * aceofspades19 wonders what #offtopic will say when and if I have a kid
-<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having a kid than
-       you aceofspades19...... :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2333
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:50:19 UTC 
+<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having
+a kid than
+	you aceofspades19...... :P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650, 2011-10-27
 %
 <bikcmp> JStoker: hm. any other distro's worth peeking at?
 <bikcmp> aside from debian.
 <JStoker> debian
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2334
-                                        Added: Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:38:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1651, 2011-10-29
 %
 < ScreamerX> is slackware dead?
 < Skywise> yes
@@ -21684,29 +13269,10 @@ window around it, the icon gets glithces.
 < Skywise> its dead now
 < ScreamerX> which distribution?
 < Skywise> slackware
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2335
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:36:10 UTC 
-%
-<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs?  I mean, really
-they're just lumps of fat.  What's the attraction, other than we don't have
-                 them?
-<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess
-<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe
-<+danc3> yeah, probably true
-<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic
-thoughts of genitalia :p
-<+danc3> haha
-<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes
-<+danc3> they're like snowflakes
-<+NyteOwl> lol
-<+danc3> except they last longer
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2337
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC 
-%
-<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that I'll
-laugh.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652, 2011-11-02
+%
+<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that
+I'll laugh.
 <bikcmp> i see
 <bikcmp> that's cool
 <Spitfire> lol
@@ -21715,57 +13281,38 @@ laugh.
 <bikcmp> really, stop it
 <bikcmp> :(
 <Spitfire> Haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2338
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:08:19 UTC 
-%
-<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places
-<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside
-your mother's ass crack.
-<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2339
-                                        Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653, 2011-11-13
 %
--!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined ##slackware-offtopic
+-!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined
+##slackware-offtopic
 -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v antiwire] by AgentAnderson
 <+antiwire> guys
 <+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you.
 <+Olfway> you got laid?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2340
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:20:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654, 2011-11-18
 %
 <+adrien> let's have sex together
 <+antiwire> XD
 <+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2342
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:52:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655, 2011-11-22
 %
 <+BP{k}> heels > flats.
 <+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh
 <+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something?
 <+antiwire> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2343
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:07:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1656, 2011-11-22
 %
-* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with
-him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come
-back at 5 pm :P
+* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have
+sex with him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm,
+and leave and come back at 5 pm :P
 <+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2344
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:48:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657, 2011-11-28
 %
 < thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
 < thrice`> looks weird to me
 < BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
 < andarius> To soak up the pee :o
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2345
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:34:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1658, 2011-11-29
 %
 <+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
 +aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
@@ -21774,28 +13321,12 @@ back at 5 pm :P
 <+Dominian> adaptr: nope
 <+Dominian> all at once
 <+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2349
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:36:58 UTC 
-%
-fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my
-to-do list" a priority
-fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today
-Boss: true
-fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass?
-Boss: false
-fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values
-Boss: undefined
-fuzzbawl: lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2350
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659, 2011-12-06
 %
-<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros
-of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2353
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:09:11 UTC 
+<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various
+distros of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being
+homeless...i dig it!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660, 2011-12-18
 %
 +adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
 +hitest | yep
@@ -21807,9 +13338,7 @@ of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!
 +hitest | haha
 +hitest | ++
 +hitest | good one
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2354
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661, 2011-12-19
 %
 < cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
 < bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
@@ -21818,476 +13347,292 @@ of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!
 -!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ
 < bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
 < bikcmp> :-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2359
-                                        Added: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 05:35:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662, 2011-12-26
 %
-<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car
-engine.
+<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder
+than a car engine.
 <+theborger> must of been my wife
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2360
-                                        Added: Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:32:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663, 2011-12-30
 %
 < Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from
-util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill
-from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it.
+util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of
+the kill from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill
+command in it.
 < Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day.
-< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies?
+< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves
+zombies?
 < Skaperen> not completely dead
 < Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2361
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:01:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1664, 2012-01-01
 %
-* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey
-Olfway fetch :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2362
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:08:44 UTC 
+* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway,
+so i can sey Olfway fetch :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1665, 2012-01-06
 %
-<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't
-working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
+<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen
+wasn't working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
 <+aceofspades19> I was like ..
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2363
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:39:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1666, 2012-01-06
 %
 <+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D
 <@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -..
 <+Olfway> wtf...
 <+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big....
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2364
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:39:20 UTC 
-%
-<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart
-<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ?
-<+adaptr> you virgin you
-<+Olfway> NOT.NOT
-<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr
-<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do
-<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2366
-                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667, 2012-01-06
 %
-<<+aceofspades1>> well it gets this cold about once a year
-<<+        dive>> yeah it's called 'winter'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2369
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:16:10 UTC 
+«+aceofspades1» well it gets this cold about once a year
+«+	   dive» yeah it's called 'winter'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668, 2012-01-19
 %
 * Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild
 <+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over.....
 <+sero> !weather Hell, MI
-<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a
-temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and
-it's Clear.
+<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI)
+has a temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph
+(0.0 km/h). Oh, and it's Clear.
 <+sero> yup, look at that.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2370
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:21:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669, 2012-01-21
 %
 < four_20> where's Olfway?
 < Sammies843> idk.
 < four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit
 (13 minutes later)
 < Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2371
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:43:05 UTC 
-%
-< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin.
-< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i
-told the guy to point the antenna your way"
-< pegwole> He lives across town.
-< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works...
-< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2372
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670, 2012-01-22
 %
-<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back
-into my room it smelled like a sewer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2373
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:06:27 UTC 
+<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came
+back into my room it smelled like a sewer.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671, 2012-01-30
 %
 <andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2374
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:42:36 UTC 
-%
-@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!"
-",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<<
-<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>."
-@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short.
-+edman007 | that's what she said
-@trhodes | lmao
-+hitest | lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2375
-                                        Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672, 2012-01-30
 %
-<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is
-the deal with that?
+<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but
+what is the deal with that?
 <+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2377
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:01:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1673, 2012-02-06
 %
 <+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog
 <+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2378
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:39:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1674, 2012-02-07
 %
 <LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops
 <LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2379
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:49:15 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675, 2012-02-07
 %
-< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 year old
-             kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2380
-                                        Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:55:10 UTC 
+< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13
+year old
+	      kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676, 2012-02-10
 %
-+kgs | Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning?
-+kgs | Is it because of farts or something?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2381
-                                        Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:05:46 UTC 
++kgs │ Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning?
++kgs │ Is it because of farts or something?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677, 2012-02-11
 %
-<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to rescale it to
-four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload the original, and G13 to
-go back a picture>
+<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to
+rescale it to four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload
+the original, and G13 to go back a picture>
 [grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now
 [grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000
-          photos to go through
+	   photos to go through
 [pegwole]  Nice to know you're looking at porn right now.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2382
-                                        Added: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:36:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678, 2012-02-11
 %
 <+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell
 <+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source
 <+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap
 <+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2384
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:32:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679, 2012-02-17
 %
 <@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now?
 <@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again.
 <@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2385
-                                        Added: Sun, 19 Feb 2012 04:34:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680, 2012-02-18
 %
-<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2387
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC 
-%
-<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go asl in
-##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help
+<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go
+asl in ##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help
 <@alienBOB> We are not your fucking helpdesk
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2388
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:22:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1681, 2012-02-24
 %
 <@sero> @eightball Is CaptObviousman an old fart?
 <@AgentAnderson> sero: Obviously.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2389
-                                        Added: Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:13:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1682, 2012-02-26
 %
 <+antiwire> I don't always browse goat pr0n, but when I do, I use port 53
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2390
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:31:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683, 2012-02-27
 %
-incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to have
-that group in case i need to use a floppy image
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2391
-                                        Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:13:17 UTC 
+incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to
+have that group in case i need to use a floppy image
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1684, 2012-02-27
 %
 <+BP{k}> in catholic church .. religion fucks you.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2392
-                                        Added: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:06:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685, 2012-02-29
 %
-<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into my
-chinese
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2393
-                                        Added: Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:00:04 UTC 
+<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into
+my chinese
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686, 2012-03-02
 %
--!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined ##slackware
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2396
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:08:34 UTC 
+-!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined
+##slackware
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687, 2012-03-10
 %
 (+     Olfway) ## makes me want to snort massive amounts of coke
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2397
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:24:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1688, 2012-03-10
 %
 <Unit193> Girl? What's that?
-<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single mistake
-while using it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2398
-                                        Added: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:58:08 UTC 
+<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single
+mistake while using it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689, 2012-03-13
 %
 < CaptObviousman> it is official steak&bj day, I'd forgotten
 * | andarius heads over to BP{k}'s place
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2399
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:17:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690, 2012-03-14
 %
-<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a blowjob,
-its pi day
+<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a
+blowjob, its pi day
 <+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately.
 <+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today
-* CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his index
-finger/thumb tonight
-<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of the
-helpers, not the helpees
+ * CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his
+ index finger/thumb tonight
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of
+the helpers, not the helpees
 <+eviljames> bahahahahaha
 <+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA
-<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, but lord
-that would hurt like hell
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2400
-                                        Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:20:15 UTC 
+<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue,
+but lord that would hurt like hell
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691, 2012-03-14
 %
-<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a god damn
-cup in it
+<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a
+god damn cup in it
 <+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2401
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:44:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692, 2012-03-15
 %
-<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my pants ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2402
-                                        Added: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:13:59 UTC 
+<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my
+pants ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693, 2012-03-16
 %
 * edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19)
 aceofspades19 has joined ##slackware-offtopic
-+aceofspades19 | I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join command
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2403
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:42:24 UTC 
++aceofspades19 │ I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join
+command
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1694, 2012-03-17
 %
-<<       wizbit>> You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
-<<       wizbit>> hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
-               wizbit rubs chin
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2404
-                                        Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:51:33 UTC 
+«	 wizbit» You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
+«	 wizbit» hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
+		wizbit rubs chin
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695, 2012-03-18
 %
 < Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket.
 < thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens?
-< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness.  We're not supposed to ignore the
-retards anymore are we? :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2405
-                                        Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:56:16 UTC 
+< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness.	We're not supposed to
+ignore the retards anymore are we? :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696, 2012-03-22
 %
 <lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ?
 <Defusal> lautriv, no it is not
 <Defusal> root is called root.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2406
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:55:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697, 2012-03-23
 %
-+Roin | @.@
-@AgentAnderson | Roin: How the hell should I know!
-+Roin | AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything!
-@AgentAnderson | Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
-+Roin | most certanly I do ._.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2407
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:04:24 UTC 
++Roin │ @.@
+@AgentAnderson │ Roin: How the hell should I know!
++Roin │ AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking
+everything!
+@AgentAnderson │ Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
++Roin │ most certanly I do ._.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698, 2012-03-25
 %
 <+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2408
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:12:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699, 2012-03-25
 %
 < Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis
 < NitroGL> finger girlfriend
 < rob0> no, he said no_foreplay
 < jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist
-< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you
-'modprobe hick mode=default'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2409
-                                        Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:56:54 UTC 
+< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister
+after you 'modprobe hick mode=default'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700, 2012-03-25
 %
-dive | notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2410
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:18:37 UTC 
+dive │ notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701, 2012-03-27
 %
 <+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware.
 <+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p
 <+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance
 <+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2411
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:07:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702, 2012-03-28
 %
 < RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you
 < Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };:
 < RJ> iu know what it is
 < Olfway> What is it then?
 -!- RJ [~RJ@comcast.net] has quit [connection reset by peer]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2412
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:17:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703, 2012-03-28
 %
 <+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2414
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:42:22 UTC 
-%
-<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in windows, so
-why not Linux(android) in Linux?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2415
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:57:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704, 2012-04-02
 %
-< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just
-cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know"
-< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2416
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC 
+<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in
+windows, so why not Linux(android) in Linux?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705, 2012-04-02
 %
-<<+    Dominian>> How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb,
-                lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch,
-                lightswitch, energy?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2417
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:54:26 UTC 
+«+    Dominian» How many SEO experts does it take to change a light
+bulb,
+		 lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch,
+		 lightswitch, energy?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706, 2012-04-03
 %
 <albacker> what's the default emacs font?
 <legumbre> RMS Sans Mono
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2418
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:02:44 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707, 2012-04-03
 %
-<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning from
-his cock?
+<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning
+from his cock?
 <Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden
 <Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost
 <Olfway> *BZZT*
 <Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2419
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:52:05 UTC 
-%
-<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck
-<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch
-<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come
-             inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so
-he
-             didn't get fed
-<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly
-             as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he
-could
-             escape
-<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house
-             wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse
-<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked
-             into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of
-the
-             shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and
-             started clawing my like crazy
-<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein
-<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he
-             has no doubt infected me with
-<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a
-             variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won,
-because he
-             is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry
-through
-             the threat out of pure spit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2420
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708, 2012-04-03
 %
 <+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em?
 <+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2421
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:44:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709, 2012-04-05
 %
-<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the men
-standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their cocks bark out
-at each other.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2422
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:51:11 UTC 
+<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the
+men standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their
+cocks bark out at each other.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710, 2012-04-05
 %
 <      drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else!
 <      drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT
 < Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2423
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:53:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711, 2012-04-05
 %
-<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF
-<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood
-              out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2424
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC 
-%
-<<@       BP{k}>> I went to mordor last year ...
-<<+        NaCl>> BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
-<<@       BP{k}>> why, yes. Yes I did.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2425
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:35:24 UTC 
+«@	  BP{k}» I went to mordor last year ...
+«+	   NaCl» BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
+«@	  BP{k}» why, yes. Yes I did.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1712, 2012-04-06
 %
 <@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years
 <+lulzfish_4> fap?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2426
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:08:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1713, 2012-04-06
 %
-<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad things to
-                 it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2427
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:53:33 UTC 
+<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad
+things to
+		  it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714, 2012-04-07
 %
 <crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops.
 <crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2428
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:07:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1715, 2012-04-09
 %
-rob0 | Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, microwavable
-bowls.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2429
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:35:47 UTC 
+rob0 │ Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient,
+microwavable bowls.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716, 2012-04-09
 %
-<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not qualified to
-write the program. Go back to hello, world.
+<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not
+qualified to write the program. Go back to hello, world.
 <pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2430
-                                        Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:36:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717, 2012-04-10
 %
 <pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth?
 <Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it?
@@ -22300,45 +13645,18 @@ write the program. Go back to hello, world.
 <Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :)
 <Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww
 <rob0> Hide the altar boys!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2431
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:56:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718, 2012-04-11
 %
 <+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway?
 <+Olfway> ...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2432
-                                        Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:51:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719, 2012-04-11
 %
-<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to do on
-the toilet :(
+<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to
+do on the toilet :(
 .
 .
 <raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2433
-                                        Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:33:34 UTC 
-%
-<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus"
-<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh?
-<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name
-<+hitest> heh
-<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just
-               quickly glance?
-<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language
-                than English?
-<+Olfway> shit
-<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that
-             and never forget it...
-<+Olfway> english is the only real language
-<+Olfway> (hahahaha)
-<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking
-<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc,
-             could you help me?"
-<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2434
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1720, 2012-04-12
 %
 SSSeSSS > [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] joins #xfs
 SSSeSSS : Hi all
@@ -22350,7 +13668,8 @@ SSSeSSS : I am kinda new to the linux world so i dunno but I love linux
 SSSeSSS : ya well i figured that much but what about
 SSSeSSS : i dont see anyone on the topic if you know what i mean
 SSSeSSS : I have not had any problems with my file systems yet
-SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really wondering?
+SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really
+wondering?
 SSSeSSS : anyone know of another good linux chat?
 2SSSeSSS < [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] quits [Quit: Leaving]
 adrien :  ^^
@@ -22358,183 +13677,137 @@ sandeen`` : plonk.
 CybDev : lol
 CybDev : he really needs to get out more ^^
 elder : linux gurlz r teh bomb
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2435
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:16:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721, 2012-04-17
 %
-22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS,
-Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490
+22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400
+GS, Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final),
+LG 42LD490
 22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff?
 22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :)
 22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd
 22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2436
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:50:26 UTC 
-%
-+Olfway | I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth...
-@firebird | Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could
-potentially bite off? :)
-+Olfway | i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in
-it's mouth
-+Olfway | wait...
-+Olfway | awh fuck
-* | Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2437
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:55:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722, 2012-04-17
+%
++Olfway │ I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in
+it's mouth...
+@firebird │ Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that
+it could potentially bite off? :)
++Olfway │ i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck
+i just poped in it's mouth
++Olfway │ wait...
++Olfway │ awh fuck
+* │ Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723, 2012-04-17
 %
 <+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
 < subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
 <+Olfway> lmfao
-<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come
-                      to think of it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2438
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:19:37 UTC 
+<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current
+job come
+		       to think of it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1724, 2012-04-18
 %
-<<      sharvey>> is the slackware site down?
+«	sharvey» is the slackware site down?
 
 ....
 
-<<         jg71>> hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
-               jg71 looks at crocket
-<<       petar^>> how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
-<<       Junius>> he's a speshul agent
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2440
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:11:44 UTC 
+«	   jg71» hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
+		jg71 looks at crocket
+«	 petar^» how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
+«	 Junius» he's a speshul agent
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725, 2012-04-18
 %
 <+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2441
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:39:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1726, 2012-04-18
 %
-+nyteowl | when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of,
-divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2442
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:27:46 UTC 
++nyteowl │ when guessing the wife's weight take the first number
+you thought of, divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will
+ensure your survival
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727, 2012-04-19
 %
-+Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's
-valve stem covers off their tires          
-+Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them  
++Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking
+everyone's valve stem covers off their tires
++Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them
 +theborger   damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2443
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:47:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1728, 2012-04-19
 %
-<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go.  In fact, it might be beneficial.
- Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even
-have a website... no one knows about it!"
-<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2444
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC 
-%
-<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen?  will the aliens abduct me and stick
-things up my back side?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2445
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:14:36 UTC 
+<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen?  will the aliens abduct me
+and stick things up my back side?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1729, 2012-04-20
 %
-<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user
-wanted to lick it.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2446
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:47:47 UTC 
+<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the
+user wanted to lick it.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730, 2012-04-24
 %
-<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of
-the week
+<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line
+any day of the week
 <+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
-<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of
-the week :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2447
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:43:57 UTC 
+<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks
+any day of the week :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731, 2012-04-24
 %
 < the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
 < notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
 < notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
-< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average
-after the internet something something something porn.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2448
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:11:27 UTC 
-%
-+Olfway | i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
-+adrien | which is a pearl necklace of course
-+Olfway | and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn...
-which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
-+Olfway | well im out for the night
-+Olfway | later y'all
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2449
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:23:38 UTC 
+< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below
+average after the internet something something something porn.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732, 2012-04-26
+%
++Olfway │ i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
++adrien │ which is a pearl necklace of course
++Olfway │ and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to
+watch porn... which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
++Olfway │ well im out for the night
++Olfway │ later y'all
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733, 2012-04-28
 %
 (+  theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2450
-                                        Added: Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:30:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1734, 2012-04-29
 %
 <+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
-* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now
-engaged. To another woman.
+ * MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend
+ is now engaged. To another woman.
 <+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
 <+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2452
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 05:10:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1735, 2012-05-01
 %
 <+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$
 /index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
-<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and
-barfed all over nginx
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2453
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 20:21:00 UTC 
+<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad
+chili and barfed all over nginx
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736, 2012-05-02
 %
 <datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
 <wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough
 building
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2458
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1737, 2012-05-11
 %
-curiousgeorge | what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy
-of the install dvd
-curiousgeorge | but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all
-these upgrades  ;)
-adaptr | yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2460
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 01:44:41 UTC 
+curiousgeorge │ what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg
+at a local copy of the install dvd
+curiousgeorge │ but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly
+there were all these upgrades  ;)
+adaptr │ yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738, 2012-05-12
 %
-<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap
-airfare?
+<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super
+cheap airfare?
 <gheraint> become aircrew
 <CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
-<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to
-not become religious?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2461
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 08:19:33 UTC 
+<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and
+an oath to not become religious?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739, 2012-05-13
 %
-<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge
-opteron
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2462
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 May 2012 19:15:32 UTC 
+<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the
+sandybridge opteron
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740, 2012-05-18
 %
 (+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2463
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 May 2012 14:59:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1741, 2012-05-21
 %
-<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever
+<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest £50 ever
 <thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do
-<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up
-on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
+<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing
+showing up on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
 <gry> What was the problem?
 <Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in?
 <nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor.
@@ -22542,15 +13815,11 @@ on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
 <nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out
 <T_A_N_K> lmfao
 <nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2464
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1742, 2012-05-22
 %
-<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle
-at the same time
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2465
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:58:49 UTC 
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can
+handle at the same time
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1743, 2012-05-22
 %
 # Yo-mama jokes by nerds...
 
@@ -22559,39 +13828,39 @@ at the same time
 <+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
 <+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
 <+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
-<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle
-at the same time
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can
+handle at the same time
 <+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
-<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle...
-<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around
-her body
+<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in
+a cycle...
+<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in
+and around her body
 <+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
-<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu.  Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her.
+<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu.  Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is
+using her.
 <+Stoo> hm .. nah
 +Stoo * fails at this game
 <+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
-<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of
+her own
 <+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
 <+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
 <+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
-<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at
-once.
-<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough
-viruses
+<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory
+all at once.
+<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already
+has enough viruses
 <+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
 <+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
 <+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every
 performance.   :P  HAHAHAHHA
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2466
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 20:28:43 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1744, 2012-05-22
 %
 * andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :|
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2467
-                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2012 19:28:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745, 2012-05-25
 %
-<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine
+<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with
+sun shine
 <HoopyCat> is that near constantinople?
 <bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's
 <HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry
@@ -22600,271 +13869,215 @@ performance.   :P  HAHAHAHHA
 <bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat
 <Commodore> apostrophes
 <Commodore> does not have an apostrophe
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2468
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 May 2012 13:10:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746, 2012-05-28
 %
 <Skywise> how much does it pay?
 <mancha> 5 bugumbas
 <Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin?
 <mancha> once your ass stops hurting
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2469
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 18:46:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1747, 2012-05-30
 %
-<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2470
-                                        Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 19:50:44 UTC 
+<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in
+a day
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748, 2012-05-30
 %
 <+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2472
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:39:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749, 2012-06-05
 %
-* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The
-Sopranos
-* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The
-Sopranos though a window at his house
+* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching
+The Sopranos
+ * Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him
+ watch The Sopranos though a window at his house
 <+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man
-* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow
-talk.
+ * Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's
+ pillow talk.
 <+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things?
 <+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2473
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:46:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750, 2012-06-05
 %
-<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony
-soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not
-cruel enough.
-<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2474
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:57:18 UTC 
+<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes
+stony soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too
+kind or not cruel enough.
+<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never
+knew.. thanks
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751, 2012-06-06
 %
 <rworkman> I'm fucked up.
 <rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock
 <rworkman> Um,no.
 <rworkman> Alan is an ass.
 <rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2477
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:03:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752, 2012-06-09
 %
 <+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D
 <+theborger> get my Tan on
 <+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot
 <+Olfway> like, about 70-80
 <+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2478
-                                        Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:24:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1753, 2012-06-10
 %
-<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus
-                      with your computer'
+<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship
+the virus
+		       with your computer'
 <+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT
 <+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2479
-                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:12:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1754, 2012-06-11
 %
-<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever
-<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names'
+<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement
+ever
+<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random
+names'
 <+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
 <+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
 <+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
 <+aceofspades19> BITCH!
-<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for
-inches
-         so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
-<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure
-                faggot
+<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute
+for inches
+	  so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
+<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not
+an insecure
+		 faggot
 <+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
 <+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
 <+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
 <+SpaceJockey> lol
-<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz
-                that matter
+<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is,
+its skillz
+		 that matter
 <+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
 <+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
 <@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
 punishment:
-<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
-              punishment
-<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time
-for
-         some extenze
+<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of
+pure pussy
+	       punishment
+<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think
+its time for
+	  some extenze
 <+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
 <+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
-<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big
+<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and
+too big
 <+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
 <+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
-<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a
-         tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over,
-man.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2480
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:59:00 UTC 
+<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you
+fucking a
+	  tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's
+	  game over, man.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1755, 2012-06-13
 %
 <+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay*
 <+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2481
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:04:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756, 2012-06-17
 %
-<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
+<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are
+best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
 <+Bedlam> much better names
-<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in
-binary.
-<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2
-pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons
-make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement
+in binary.
+<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a
+pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a
+gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
 <+surrounder> wrong
 <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2482
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:40:04 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757, 2012-06-18
 %
 <+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2483
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:30:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758, 2012-06-19
 %
 <+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out
 <+eviljames> can't explain taht.
 <+MajObviousman> fucking moon
 <+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods!
 <+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2484
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:42:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759, 2012-06-19
 %
 Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs
 Olfway:a hammer
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2485
-                                        Added: Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:11:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1760, 2012-06-22
 %
-< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls
-with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry
-through the  process.
+< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself
+in the balls with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think
+about while you cry through the  process.
 < pharaun> good first step
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2486
-                                        Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:27:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761, 2012-06-26
 %
 +Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2488
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:40:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1762, 2012-07-02
 %
 <+theborger> only the tip this time i swear
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2489
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:39:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1763, 2012-07-03
 %
 +Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2490
-                                        Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:31:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1764, 2012-07-04
 %
-<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you will not
-need crossover or wine.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2491
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:09:49 UTC 
+<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you
+will not need crossover or wine.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1765, 2012-07-08
 %
 <+aceofspades19> I didn't choose to be heterosexual
 <+aceofspades19> I just happen to really like tits
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2492
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:55:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1766, 2012-07-08
 %
-<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on your
-computer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2494
-                                        Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:29:45 UTC 
+<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on
+your computer.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1767, 2012-07-15
 %
 <+WhiteWolf1776> just touching it makes me smile and releaves stress ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2495
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:52:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768, 2012-07-17
 %
 * | MajObviousman is satisfied
 <rob0> | drijen jerked off, and MajObviousman is satisfied?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2496
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:44:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1769, 2012-07-19
 %
 <@Romster> yeah i probably haven't got the better end of the stick
 * | drijen beats nogagplz with Romster's stick
 * | nogagplz severs drijens love muscle
-* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's ass
+* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's
+ass
 < nogagplz> that's it I'm done
 < nogagplz> game over man!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2497
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:21:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1770, 2012-07-19
 %
-khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system my mouse
-and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about missing of mod
-probe. how fix that?
+khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system
+my mouse and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about
+missing of mod probe. how fix that?
 
 ...a few minutes later...
 
-rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the ChangeLog. alienBOB
-helps build Slackware, and he reads the ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware,
-and he even reads his ChangeLog. We expect the same of our users. :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2498
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:23:31 UTC 
+rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the
+ChangeLog. alienBOB helps build Slackware, and he reads the
+ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware, and he even reads his ChangeLog. We
+expect the same of our users. :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771, 2012-07-23
 %
-<<+    Fatalnix>> WTF
-<<+    Fatalnix>> there appears to be a colony of ants living in my Thinkpad
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2499
-                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:32:24 UTC 
+«+    Fatalnix» WTF
+«+    Fatalnix» there appears to be a colony of ants living in my
+Thinkpad
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1772, 2012-07-24
 %
-<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other software for
-free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with what they know.
+<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other
+software for free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with
+what they know.
 <NyteOwl> yes - viral/parasitc marketing it its highet form
 <NyteOwl> liek giving crack to kids so they'll buy it as adults
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2500
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:53:11 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773, 2012-07-25
 %
 <tightwork> the new IRCwatchers diet
 <tightwork> ship a bootable cd that launches user into freenode
 <tightwork> #defocus
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2501
-                                        Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2012 01:53:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774, 2012-07-27
 %
 <+dive> it enters the room 10 mins before the rest of me
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2502
-                                        Added: Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:57:58 UTC 
-%
-<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats a lot
-of crops to dust
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2503
-                                        Added: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:53:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775, 2012-07-29
 %
-<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style
-<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2504
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC 
+<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats
+a lot of crops to dust
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776, 2012-07-30
 %
-< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll be
-interested.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2505
-                                        Added: Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:38:48 UTC 
+< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll
+be interested.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777, 2012-08-04
 %
 In the middle of the night from saturday to sunday:
 
@@ -22876,17 +14089,13 @@ Charlos : how to make install this  driver ?
 Charlos : my version in OpenSuse 10.3
 Charlos : help me please... Im Paola
 Charlos | changes nick to Paola
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2506
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:29:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1778, 2012-08-05
 %
 <+Soul_keeper> Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard ...
-<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took
-over! She got a bone of her own.
+<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover
+took over! She got a bone of her own.
 <+Soul_keeper> good ol' nursery rhymes apply to mars.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2507
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 06:24:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779, 2012-08-05
 %
 +Roin  | off to bed good night o/
 +Soul_keeper | take raela or adrien with you :)
@@ -22894,28 +14103,23 @@ over! She got a bone of her own.
 @adrien| I fart in bed
 +raela | I also happen to fart in my sleep so hey
 +raela | I am not the safe coice!
-+raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour milk. I
-can't lie to nil about being hungry :(
++raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour
+milk. I can't lie to nil about being hungry :(
 +raela | the farts tell all
 +MajObviousman | dear god this is comedy gold
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2508
-                                        Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:04:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1780, 2012-08-06
 %
 <+Myk267> It's not enough!
 <+Olfway> thats what she said
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2509
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:58:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781, 2012-08-07
 %
-<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's silence
+<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's
+silence
 <wargus> :D
 <wargus> was already the same yesterday
-<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't deny
-you're enjoying this. :-P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2510
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:32:40 UTC 
+<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't
+deny you're enjoying this. :-P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782, 2012-08-09
 %
 <Nuck> tmux: for when you get tired of screen's bullshit :D
 * Nuck huggles tmux
@@ -22924,32 +14128,26 @@ you're enjoying this. :-P
 <Nuck> That's it.
 <gry> oh yeah, I think I didn't touch them
 <gry> why did you have to, what did you want to change in its behaviour?
-<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy spawn at
-startup of my home server
+<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy
+spawn at startup of my home server
 <Nuck> I run them in screen for easy access
-<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add two
-windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager to hug their
-parents in public
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2511
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:41:59 UTC 
+<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add
+two windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager
+to hug their parents in public
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1783, 2012-08-09
 %
 +Olfway | but yeah...
 +Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware
 +Olfway | t'was love at first sight...
 +Olfway | slackware, not him
 +Olfway | lmfao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2512
-                                        Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:55:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784, 2012-08-09
 %
-< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing it.
-Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now,  you're
-just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention like some
-sexually abused 14 year old boy.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2513
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:01:15 UTC 
+< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing
+it. Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now,
+you're just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention
+like some sexually abused 14 year old boy.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785, 2012-08-16
 %
 <+tintin> Do all people here use slackware?
 <+hitest> of course it is the law
@@ -22959,532 +14157,355 @@ sexually abused 14 year old boy.
 <+tintin> tintin++
 <+tintin> Olfway: hi
 <+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi
-<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and I still
-             don't know.
-<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, no pc
-                    needed
+<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and
+I still
+	      don't know.
+<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem,
+no pc
+		     needed
 <+Olfway> hahahaha
 <+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy
 <+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear
 <+hitest> dive,  it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day
 <+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat
 <+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join
-                    ##slackware-offtopic
+		     ##slackware-offtopic
 <+Olfway> hahahaha
 <+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware
 <+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit
 <+Olfway> lulz
-* dive ducks
+ * dive ducks
 <+Soul_keeper> :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2514
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 04:03:17 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786, 2012-08-16
 %
-<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my dreams get.
-Up to a point
+<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my
+dreams get. Up to a point
 <MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2515
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:57:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1787, 2012-08-17
 %
 <mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_
 * Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues.
 <mark_peters> Not that odd.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2516
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:08:32 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788, 2012-08-19
 %
-<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other
-place where i got more space?
+<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it
+in other place where i got more space?
 <mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/
-<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount
-it in other place where i have more
-     space
+<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is
+to mount it in other place where i have more
+      space
 <mark_peters> How is it not an option?
-<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete?
-:-)
+<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to
+delete? :-)
 <thrice> why can't you move stuff, either?
-<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there
+<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever
+is there
 <ZYX> because it`s virtual
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2517
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:35:37 UTC 
-%
--!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke
-YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams]
-<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2518
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789, 2012-08-21
 %
-<+Stoo> seriously.  I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is
-like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2519
-                                        Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:21:11 UTC 
+<+Stoo> seriously.  I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's
+nonsense is like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790, 2012-08-22
 %
-<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they
-touched. my. screen.
-<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2521
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:30:22 UTC 
+<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing
+so they touched. my. screen.
+<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of
+their skin
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791, 2012-08-24
 %
 < Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
 <+erry> no need for caps!
 < dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2523
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:48:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1792, 2012-08-28
 %
-<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the
-Mama.
-<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right
-in bed with you first date.
+<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile
+at the Mama.
+<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll
+hop right in bed with you first date.
 <+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
 <+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2524
-                                        Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:26:35 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793, 2012-08-28
 %
 (+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2525
-                                        Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:29:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1794, 2012-08-29
 %
-< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and
-green color themes....
+< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with
+black and green color themes....
 < thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people
 < iToast> thegerdur, how
 < thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2527
-                                        Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2012 08:04:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1795, 2012-09-02
 %
 <+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2529
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:32:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1796, 2012-09-06
 %
 <+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2531
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:52:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797, 2012-09-06
 %
-+MajObviousman | you know, it seems immediately obvious
++MajObviousman │ you know, it seems immediately obvious
 +MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy
-+MajObviousman | sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2532
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:59:00 UTC 
++MajObviousman │ sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798, 2012-09-07
 %
-+krizzo | Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
-  +Dominian | heh
-  +Dominian | How'd you do that?
-  +Dominian | ask them what a naked woman looks like?
++krizzo │ Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
+   +Dominian │ heh
+   +Dominian │ How'd you do that?
+   +Dominian │ ask them what a naked woman looks like?
 +SpaceJockey | lmao
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2533
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:28:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799, 2012-09-08
 %
-+s0ulslack | I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to
-shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
-+s0ulslack | the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits
-+s0ulslack | boxen lost on that one
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2534
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:03:21 UTC 
++s0ulslack │ I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day,
+gf's bitching to shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
++s0ulslack │ the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with
+big tits
++s0ulslack │ boxen lost on that one
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1800, 2012-09-14
 %
 <@dwfreed> Bottien: pail
-<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these
-similar topics: 'penis'
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2535
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:40:18 UTC 
+<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about
+these similar topics: 'penis'
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801, 2012-09-14
 %
 (+ Roin) Ok that hurts
 (+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench?
 (+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly
 (+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2536
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2012 23:30:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802, 2012-09-17
 %
-<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion.....
+<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial
+insertion.....
 <firebird> penile*
 * firebird runs for cover
 * xovan throws a fag grenade
 <xovan> *it explodes into bronies*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2537
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:31:48 UTC 
-%
-<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned
-everyone
-<xovan> it got smart
-<antiwire> lol
-<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!!
-<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel
-<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots
-<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc
-<xovan> a master race of ai
-<xovan> it was becoming skynet
-<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha
-<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this?
-<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't
-very good at building AI
-<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit
-<xovan> they can't be trusted
-<antiwire> it was like HAL
-<xovan> what are you doing firebird ?
-<firebird> making a bot script
-<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave."
-<antiwire> CLICK
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2538
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC 
-%
-<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803, 2012-09-18
+%
+<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a
+difference
 <centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually
 meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2539
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:36:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804, 2012-09-20
 %
-<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved.
-<d4wnr4z0r> yup.
-<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem.
-<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and
-again
-<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first
-<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2540
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC 
-%
-<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour
-period?
+<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24
+hour period?
 <Skywise> depends on how much i drink
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2541
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:39:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805, 2012-09-21
 %
-<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I
-could make a fuckin' killin'.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2542
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:51:25 UTC 
+<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse
+cum? I could make a fuckin' killin'.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806, 2012-09-26
 %
-<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they
-can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you
-hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2543
-                                        Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:05:12 UTC 
+<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old,
+but they can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer
+will keep you hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807, 2012-09-26
 %
-KaMii | myan apocolypse already happened
-       KaMii | they forgot to calculate leap years
-WhiteWolf1776 | yea KaMii ... you showed up
-WhiteWolf1776 | but that only killed the channel ;)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2544
-                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:38:26 UTC 
+KaMii │ myan apocolypse already happened
+	KaMii │ they forgot to calculate leap years
+WhiteWolf1776 │ yea KaMii ... you showed up
+WhiteWolf1776 │ but that only killed the channel ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808, 2012-09-28
 %
 <KaMii> does anything live in arizona?
 <wswhitney> Sand.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2546
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2012 06:27:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1809, 2012-10-02
 %
 (+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2547
-                                        Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:50:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810, 2012-10-05
 %
 * troii has joined ##security
 <troii>  /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2550
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:44:36 UTC 
-%
-<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit out of me
-just now
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2551
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 07:11:16 UTC 
-%
-<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the openbsd
-thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, humble bundle,
-etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never had a desktop presence?
- nah
-<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash of non-UNIX
-ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it will have forgotten its
-roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country girl who moves to the big city to
-make it in show business, before long we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks
-in a back alley to support its meth addiction.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2552
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:45:51 UTC 
-%
-<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to make a
-screen door watertight.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2553
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:12:00 UTC 
-%
-d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I was laid.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811, 2012-10-08
+%
+<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit
+out of me just now
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812, 2012-10-11
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the
+openbsd thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam,
+humble bundle, etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never
+had a desktop presence?  nah
+<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash
+of non-UNIX ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it
+will have forgotten its roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country
+girl who moves to the big city to make it in show business, before long
+we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks in a back alley to support
+its meth addiction.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813, 2012-10-11
+%
+<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to
+make a screen door watertight.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1814, 2012-10-11
+%
+d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I
+was laid.
 d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago
 Tadgy: Tell me about it.
 Tadgy: My dick has atrophied.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2554
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:37:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815, 2012-10-12
 %
 < CaptainArf> duke
 < CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop!
 < CaptainArf> curses
 < CaptainArf> doesnt*
 < Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2555
-                                        Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:55:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816, 2012-10-15
 %
 < raz_> what is `ip` command used for ?
 < Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies.
 < Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2556
-                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:31:56 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817, 2012-10-16
 %
 Roin; I did all my homework today
 Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2557
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:04:13 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1818, 2012-10-17
 %
 <@Murdog> PENIS
 <@Murdog> WANGS
 <@Murdog> DICKS
 <@Murdog> COCKS
-<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
-WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
-<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
-WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
 <@Murdog> SHLONGS
-<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
-WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
 <@Murdog> BELLENDS
 < Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2558
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:11:14 UTC 
-%
-<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return?
-http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM
-<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok?
-<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look
-<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why
-I'm asking these guys
-<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here
-file
-<tem-> ^
-<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them.
-<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol
-<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2559
-                                        Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC 
-%
-< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just
-                   talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2560
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC 
-%
-<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since my last assignmnet...
-i've been irc'ing all day... every day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1819, 2012-10-17
+%
+<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since
+my last assignmnet... i've been irc'ing all day... every
+day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;)
 <theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows
 <surrounder> haha yeah
 <surrounder> go join #ubuntu
 <BP{k}> or ##linux
 <WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee
-<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go to ##linux
-<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp stick in my
-eye
+<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go
+to ##linux
+<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp
+stick in my eye
 <surrounder> hahaha
 <surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++
 <BP{k}> LOL
 <AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4
 <WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway
-<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head up a fat
-girls vag
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2561
-                                        Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:35:18 UTC 
+<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head
+up a fat girls vag
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820, 2012-10-24
 %
-<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for my laptop
+<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for
+my laptop
 <surrounder> zomg custom!
 <BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels .....
 <BP{k}> then I discovered beer.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2562
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:10:29 UTC 
-%
-<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please
-read
-http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions.
-You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843).
-* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3
-<HelenaB> :o
-<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/
-<DG> nah
-<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions!
-<HelenaB> DG: works here
-<HelenaB> it's his computer
-<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
-<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)"
-<TomM> LOL!
-<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server
-<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd
-<DG> ^
-<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
-<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
-<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
-<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2563
-                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821, 2012-10-26
 %
 Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie
 Skywise | he never argues the issues
-Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else is saying
+Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else
+is saying
 Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can
-mancha | skywise is a racist
+ mancha | skywise is a racist
 Skywise | see theres my point made
 Skywise | i never said i approved of racism
 Skywise | mancha is lying
- arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2564
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:17:47 UTC 
+  arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1822, 2012-10-30
 %
 ...
 WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;)
-     Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats your
-explanation
+      Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats
+      your explanation
 WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well
-       arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel...  Who's winning?
-           * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl
-       arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2565
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:21:43 UTC 
-%
-< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the
-mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the
-same thing a couple of months later
+	arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel...  Who's winning?
+	    * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl
+	arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823, 2012-10-30
+%
+< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused
+to the mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended
+up doing the same thing a couple of months later
 ...
 < arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base
 < eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space
-< arfon> HA HA!!!!  I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat
+< arfon> HA HA!!!!  I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired
+cat
 < pink_mist> lol
 < mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die....
 < arfon> lol
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2566
-                                        Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:01:46 UTC 
-%
-+Olfway | well, this is awkward
-+MLanden | wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
-+Olfway | i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
-+MLanden | then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
-+aceofspades19 | thanks for sharing
-+Olfway | i just heard collective drink-spitting
-+Olfway | and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
-+aceofspades19 | I am already dead on the inside
-+Olfway | i just killed you a little more dead
-+aceofspades19 | you can't get any more dead than dead
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1824, 2012-10-30
+%
++Olfway │ well, this is awkward
++MLanden │ wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
++Olfway │ i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
++MLanden │ then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
++aceofspades19 │ thanks for sharing
++Olfway │ i just heard collective drink-spitting
++Olfway │ and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
++aceofspades19 │ I am already dead on the inside
++Olfway │ i just killed you a little more dead
++aceofspades19 │ you can't get any more dead than dead
 * Olfway smells a noobfarming
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2568
-                                        Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:13:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1825, 2012-11-04
 %
 <crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
 <slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
 <slava_dp> saved :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2569
-                                        Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:53:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826, 2012-11-06
 %
-+arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms...
-+arfon | There seems to be a correlation
-@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2570
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC 
-%
-< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the
-middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
+< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into
+the middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
 < Jack-is> Ah
 < Jack-is> Bummer.
 < ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
 < Jack-is> A bit.
 < MajObviousman> I looked down
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2571
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:51:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827, 2012-11-10
 %
 < iammpain> I just had to run this command....
 < iammpain> cat poop.log
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2572
-                                        Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:14:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1828, 2012-11-10
 %
-+theborger | i got to find someplace to put this thing
-+misspwn   | ok i am ready for the big one            
-+misspwn   | ha                                      
-+misspwn   | ok
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2573
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:27:26 UTC 
++theborger │ i got to find someplace to put this thing
++misspwn   │ ok i am ready for the big one
++misspwn   │ ha
++misspwn   │ ok
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829, 2012-11-16
 %
 [YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
-[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD
+[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for
+$100. XD
 [GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
-[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where
-they permanently store data.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2575
-                                        Added: Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:20:53 UTC 
+[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository
+where they permanently store data.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1830, 2012-11-21
 %
 <+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2577
-                                        Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 04:23:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831, 2012-11-23
 %
-+Olfway | guys... i think im gay
-+cmyster | as in happy ?
-+Olfway | i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
-+Olfway | i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2579
-                                        Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:59:20 UTC 
++Olfway │ guys... i think im gay
++cmyster │ as in happy ?
++Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
++Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1832, 2012-11-24
 %
-<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house
-and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's
-what old people's orgasms are like
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2580
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:23:10 UTC 
+<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving
+the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are
+still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833, 2012-11-27
 %
-<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are
+best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
 <Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
-<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of
-measurement in binary.
-<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a
-pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2
-gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system
+of measurement in binary.
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2
+cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles
+make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make
+a bushel.
 <Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
 <Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
 <TheM4ch1n3> lol
@@ -23493,279 +14514,160 @@ gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
 <Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
 <TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
 <Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2582
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:46:00 UTC 
-%
-+theborger | Roin: yer you a rich kid
-+Roin | Hmpf I earn my own money :O
-+Dominian | is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
-+Roin | They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
-+Dominian | Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
-+Roin | Dominian: why?
-+Dominian | from being on your knees all day
-+theborger | Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
-+Roin | a man has to do, what a man has to do
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2584
-                                        Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:33:06 UTC 
-%
-<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out
-of it?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834, 2012-12-04
+%
++theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid
++Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O
++Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time
+Roin ?
++Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
++Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
++Roin │ Dominian: why?
++Dominian │ from being on your knees all day
++theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to
+make cash
++Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835, 2012-12-05
+%
+<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to
+get out of it?
 <+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
 <+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
 <+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
 <+pparadis> oh you know it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2585
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1836, 2012-12-08
 %
-+cmyster | anyone here a python guy ?                          
-+cmyster | as in the programming language, not what you think is between your
-legs
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2586
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:53:07 UTC 
++cmyster │ anyone here a python guy ?
++cmyster │ as in the programming language, not what you think is
+between your legs
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837, 2012-12-11
 %
-<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men
-getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2587
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:10:57 UTC 
+<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about
+two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming
+homosexuals before...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838, 2012-12-12
 %
 <+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
 <+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2588
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:04:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839, 2012-12-14
 %
-+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ?  Same size or
-larger than your 'tormentor' ?
++eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ?  Same size
+or larger than your 'tormentor' ?
 +Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
 +adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
 +Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
 +LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2589
-                                        Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:41:53 UTC 
-%
-+arfon | antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
-+Tadgy | That's viagra for you.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2590
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:48:37 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840, 2012-12-14
 %
-+linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night
-with someone                                          
-+linXea | except for last friday..  I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned
-it                                                  
-+linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2591
-                                        Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC 
-%
-<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song.  Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2592
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC 
++arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still
+working....
++Tadgy │ That's viagra for you.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841, 2012-12-19
 %
 <anonymous> Hello
 <anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
 <anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
 <anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
-<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the
-product if defective
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2593
-                                        Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:58:54 UTC 
+<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn
+the product if defective
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1842, 2012-12-27
 %
-+Crosma | Girls have vaginas.
-+aceofspades19 | Crosma: good job
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2594
-                                        Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:56:38 UTC 
++Crosma │ Girls have vaginas.
++aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843, 2012-12-30
 %
 sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2595
-                                        Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:32:01 UTC 
-%
-+Alan_Hicks | I wonder....            
-+Alan_Hicks | Is ginger jizz freckled?
-+eviljames  | You WOULD wonder such a thing              
-+nofra      | Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2596
-                                        Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:11:11 UTC 
-%
-<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a
-meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2597
-                                        Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:50 UTC 
-%
-+nofra | theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
-+Alan_Hicks | nofra: They're excellent.
-+nofra | HA HA!
-+Alan_Hicks | noobfarm? :^)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2599
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:02:55 UTC 
-%
-< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up
-and running
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1844, 2013-01-03
+%
++Alan_Hicks │ I wonder....
++Alan_Hicks │ Is ginger jizz freckled?
++eviljames  │ You WOULD wonder such a thing
++nofra	    │ Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1845, 2013-01-07
+%
+<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having
+a meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846, 2013-01-09
+%
++nofra │ theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
++Alan_Hicks │ nofra: They're excellent.
++nofra │ HA HA!
++Alan_Hicks │ noobfarm? :^)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847, 2013-01-11
+%
+< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email
+server up and running
 < EugeneKay> I like where this is going.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2600
-                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:19:35 UTC 
-%
-<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived?
-<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count
-<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit?
-<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh?
-<+s0ulslack> sad niglet
-<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting
-bitchslapped by a kid in the basement.
-<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2601
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848, 2013-01-13
 %
-<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought
-it was secure
-<nofra> I run eviljamesware...   No exploits there!
+<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time
+I thought it was secure
+<nofra> I run eviljamesware...	 No exploits there!
 <eviljames> nofra: yes.  none.
 <nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
 <eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2602
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:42:38 UTC 
-%
-+misspwn | Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
-+misspwn | my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him
-+misspwn | no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put
-hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that
-happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger
-with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened        
-+alisonken1home | my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black
-+Mortvert | Pfffahahahaha misspwn.                                      
-+Mortvert | I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts        
-+misspwn | GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts            
-+Mortvert | strong enough to kill                                        
-+misspwn | thanks dad
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2603
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:35:29 UTC 
-%
-<<       Banish>> what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp
-bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2604
-                                        Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:07:57 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849, 2013-01-15
+%
++misspwn │ Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
++misspwn │ my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest
+and i belived him
++misspwn │ no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods
+would put hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was
+so afraid of that happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm
+retarded and i ate a burger with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened
++alisonken1home │ my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn
+my elbows black
++Mortvert │ Pfffahahahaha misspwn.
++Mortvert │ I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts
++misspwn │ GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts
++Mortvert │ strong enough to kill
++misspwn │ thanks dad
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850, 2013-01-16
+%
+«	 Banish» what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip
+b7670307 sp bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851, 2013-01-18
 %
 <+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2605
-                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:25:41 UTC 
-%
-<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth
-<surrounder> lol
-<Stoo> o_O
-<adrien_oww> pee in her anus!
-<adrien_oww>  \o/
-<sencha> she's married now
-<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth
-<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like
-<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now
-<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user"
-<sencha> social meth user lol
-<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my
-IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P
-<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well
-<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/
-<surrounder> \o/
-* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving)
-<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth?
-<Stoo> pretty sure
-<Stoo> not an expert though
-<Olfway> sencha, what?
-<sencha> Olfway, what?
-<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth
-<nofra> I think meth changes the rules....
-<Olfway> i miss this channel
-<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago
-<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth
-<Olfway> woooooow
-<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet
-<nofra> Wait....  Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you
-know where/how to get meth????
-<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away
-<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians...
-<surrounder> and clowns!
-<nofra> Clowns are evil
-<nofra> They are tools of teh devil
-<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man
-<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else
-<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look
-<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..."
-<surrounder> all handy in one place
-<surrounder> I don't see any downsides
-<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back?
-<nofra> hang
-<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow
-<Olfway> McAmphetamine
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2606
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC 
-%
-theborger       i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :)  
-theborger       shit still works                                                
- 
-aceofspades19   999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one
-firebird        if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son....
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2607
-                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:25:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852, 2013-01-23
 %
-<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process.
-<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to face. Second
-phone
-              interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview.
-              Personality test. Hired.
-<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer these days?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2608
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 03:49:54 UTC 
+theborger	i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :)
+theborger	shit still works
+aceofspades19	999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one
+firebird	if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son....
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853, 2013-01-28
 %
-< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year on youtube
+<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process.
+<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to
+face. Second phone
+	       interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview.
+	       Personality test. Hired.
+<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer
+these days?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854, 2013-01-28
+%
+< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year
+on youtube
 <+Sandtblood> let me put it this way
 <+Sandtblood> no one does
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2609
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:00:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855, 2013-01-29
 %
-<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either the
-wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2610
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:55:24 UTC 
+<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either
+the wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856, 2013-02-01
 %
-<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take a joke
-:)
+<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take
+a joke :)
 <+ass|hat> Tadgy: y u no take jokes?
 <+sencha> Tadgy is sensitive
-<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his harbl
-acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror.
+<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his
+harbl acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror.
 <+theborger> OMFG hahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2611
-                                        Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:59:53 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857, 2013-02-04
 %
-+surrounder | dutch <3                                  
-+surrounder | it's not a language, it's a throat disease
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2612
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:10:51 UTC 
++surrounder │ dutch <3
+ +surrounder │ it's not a language, it's a throat disease
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858, 2013-02-05
 %
 -!- arch [~arch@unaffiliated/arch] has joined ##slackware
 < arch> hello
@@ -23775,31 +14677,19 @@ acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror.
 -!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
 -!- mode/##slackware [+q arch!*@*] by rworkman
 <@rworkman> There, you just got fucked.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2613
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Feb 2013 05:18:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859, 2013-02-05
 %
 <Roin> surrounder: did you ever try LSD? o_o
-<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical background
-of kitchen utilities?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2614
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:08:58 UTC 
+<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical
+background of kitchen utilities?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860, 2013-02-07
 %
 <+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome?
 <+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit
 <+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger?
 <+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs
 <+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2615
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:45:12 UTC 
-%
-+firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot?                    
-+sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick"
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2616
-                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861, 2013-02-07
 %
 <+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it
 <+misspwn> it's about fucking time
@@ -23811,88 +14701,63 @@ of kitchen utilities?
 <+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon
 <+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :)
 <+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2617
-                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:53:51 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862, 2013-02-15
 %
-+Tadgy | Debian has a packaging process?  I thought they just took a shit, cut
-it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the turd-halfs.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2619
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:37:18 UTC 
++Tadgy │ Debian has a packaging process?  I thought they just
+took a shit, cut it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the
+turd-halfs.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863, 2013-02-18
 %
 <+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html
 <@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com)
 <+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2621
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:45:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864, 2013-02-21
 %
 <eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_
 Japanese that they all switch L & R
 <eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2622
-                                        Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1865, 2013-02-21
 %
-<<      lnxslck>> is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
-<<    pink_mist>> no
-<<      NyteOwl>> lol, no
-<<      Urchlay>> there are slackware certified lunatics :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2624
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:31:06 UTC 
+«	lnxslck» is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
+«    pink_mist» no
+«	NyteOwl» lol, no
+«	Urchlay» there are slackware certified lunatics :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1866, 2013-02-26
 %
 <+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches.
 <+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2625
-                                        Added: Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:26:48 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867, 2013-03-05
 %
-<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing
-you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
+<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license
+allowing you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
 <+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools.
 <+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb.
 <+acidchild> :)
-<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your
-garage.
-* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
+<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in
+your garage.
+ * eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
 <+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again?
-* eviljames walked into that one
+ * eviljames walked into that one
 <+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it.
 <+eviljames> *headdesk*
-* hitest claps
-* eviljames also claps
+ * hitest claps
+ * eviljames also claps
 <+eviljames> bravo.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2626
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:09:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868, 2013-03-06
 %
 <+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2627
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:09:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869, 2013-03-07
 %
 <+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass
-<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free
-Willy
+<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look
+like Free Willy
 <+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2629
-                                        Added: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:47:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1870, 2013-03-12
 %
 (+   antiwire) ok i suck
 (+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!?
 (+   antiwire) love u long tieeemmm
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2630
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:45:45 UTC 
-%
-<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual.
-<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2631
-                                        Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871, 2013-03-18
 %
 <surrounder> and why traffic court ?
 <Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
@@ -23903,53 +14768,31 @@ Willy
 <surrounder> :|
 <surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
 <Olfway> i had to shit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2632
-                                        Added: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:01:30 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872, 2013-03-25
 %
 on uninstalling software on Fedora:
 
 <cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
-<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2633
-                                        Added: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:11 UTC 
-%
-<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my
-baby. I want a boob job" X_X
-<antiwire> lol
-<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
-<aceofspades19> and your goat
-<adrien> firebird: thanks
-<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found
-#gaygeeks on freenode
-<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2634
-                                        Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC 
+<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for
+centuries
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1873, 2013-03-26
 %
-<<+cmyster>> well,
-<<+cmyster>> unlike a cock, life is always hard
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2635
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:07:56 UTC 
+«+cmyster» well,
+«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1874, 2013-04-03
 %
 <+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful...
 <+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
 <+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2636
-                                        Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:03:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875, 2013-04-04
 %
-frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2638
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:34:06 UTC 
+frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself
+with Axe
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876, 2013-04-09
 %
-<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2640
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:05:23 UTC 
+<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of
+a bus
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877, 2013-04-11
 %
 < rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns
 < MajObviousman> makes sense
@@ -23959,117 +14802,75 @@ frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe
 
 [3 minutes later ...]
 < derfy> i get it!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2641
-                                        Added: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:54:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1878, 2013-04-12
 %
 <+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect
-<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has
-11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
+<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of
+them has 11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
 <+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux
 distributions?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2642
-                                        Added: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:36:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879, 2013-04-18
 %
-<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and
-have an Emacs userland.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2643
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:51:15 UTC 
+<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd
+and have an Emacs userland.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880, 2013-04-20
 %
 <+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
 <+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2644
-                                        Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:10:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881, 2013-04-20
 %
 <+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
 <+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2645
-                                        Added: Sun, 05 May 2013 08:07:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1882, 2013-05-05
 %
 <+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2646
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 May 2013 02:37:04 UTC 
-%
-<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2647
-                                        Added: Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:33 UTC 
-%
-Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always
-find one of my nicks saying something.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2648
-                                        Added: Sat, 11 May 2013 23:33:11 UTC 
-%
-<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops.
-*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to
-+o Alan_Hicks
-<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
-*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for
-##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013.
-War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to
-##slackware-offtopic | Don't  be on topic. Don't make channel logs public |
-Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we   can autovoice you | Narf."
-<Dominian> haha
-<Dominian> I see
-* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2650
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC 
-%
-(+       Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
-              introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
-              information for blind people
-(+       Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
-(+       Roin) o_o*
-(+      BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
-(+      BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1883, 2013-05-06
+%
+<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your
+testicles.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884, 2013-05-08
+%
+Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can
+always find one of my nicks saying something.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885, 2013-05-11
+%
+(+	 Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
+	       introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
+	       information for blind people
+(+	 Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
+(+	 Roin) o_o*
+(+	BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
+(+	BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
 (+MajObviousm) sign me up
-(+       Roin) Uhm...
-(+      BP{k}) next one ...
-(+       Roin) -.-
-(+      BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
-(+      BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
+(+	 Roin) Uhm...
+(+	BP{k}) next one ...
+(+	 Roin) -.-
+(+	BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
+(+	BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
 (+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
-(+      BP{k}) :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2651
-                                        Added: Wed, 15 May 2013 11:04:32 UTC 
+(+	BP{k}) :D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886, 2013-05-15
 %
-<+majorsecurity> + don't be silly, wrap your willy!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2652
-                                        Added: Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:20 UTC 
+<+majorsecurity> â•¡ don't be silly, wrap your willy!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887, 2013-05-15
 %
 <+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2653
-                                        Added: Mon, 20 May 2013 17:44:03 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888, 2013-05-20
 %
 <+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
-<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over
-her face.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2654
-                                        Added: Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:34 UTC 
+<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast
+all over her face.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889, 2013-05-21
 %
-<+antiwire> + Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its fan port.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2655
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:16:03 UTC 
+<+antiwire> â•¡ Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its
+fan port.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890, 2013-06-03
 %
 At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party:
 
 raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii
 raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2656
-                                        Added: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891, 2013-06-08
 %
 <wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years
 <gry> wims, what phone?
@@ -24081,29 +14882,14 @@ raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again
 <gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus)
 <wims> lol
 <crazedpsyc> true!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2658
-                                        Added: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:50:25 UTC 
-%
-<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two
-angels to find out which one is the largest?
-<David> wait, no, that is wrong
-<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I
-find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's
-value?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2659
-                                        Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892, 2013-06-09
 %
 < KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2660
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 05:25:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893, 2013-06-21
 %
-<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal leakage.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2661
-                                        Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:19:13 UTC 
+<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal
+leakage.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894, 2013-06-22
 %
 Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room.
 Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl
@@ -24114,25 +14900,31 @@ babybear3333: ermmm
 rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast
 xssx: haha
 Jambs: ptz :(
-Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the link to
-reset passwd please
+Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the
+link to reset passwd please
 Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep
 Jambs: a thousand apologies
-Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a sleepy job
-here giving rs
+Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a
+sleepy job here giving rs
 Jambs: cambio cambio some op here?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2664
-                                        Added: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 04:09:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895, 2013-07-08
 %
-<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi?
-<gry> net
-<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU
+<wlan> Тут есть
+нормальные люди?
+<gry> нет
+<wlan> Или только
+разработчикиЮ
 <wlan> ?
-<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut,
-kak normal'nye lyudi
-<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii
-<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :)
+<gry> думаю, некоторые
+разработчики здесь
+читают, играют в
+тенис и бегают, как
+нормальные люди
+<Phazorx> в режиме эмуляции
+<Phazorx> чтоб настоящие
+нормальные думали
+что с нами всё в
+порядке :)
 
 English Translation:
 
@@ -24140,464 +14932,287 @@ English Translation:
 <gry> no
 <wlan> Or only developers
 <wlan>?
-<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like
-normal people
+<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running
+around like normal people
 <Phazorx> in emulation mode
-<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them
-:)
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2665
-                                        Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC 
+<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right
+when them :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1896, 2013-07-10
 %
-<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, I
-might make an exception
+<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her,
+I might make an exception
 <+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2667
-                                        Added: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 04:21:14 UTC 
-%
-<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are
-the licenses good for life?
-<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan
-<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000.
-<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then
-REGISTER and then paid $15.
-<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2668
-                                        Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC 
-%
-+raela | yeah, I don't like kissing
-     +raela | for many reasons
-+surrounder | silly raela
-     +raela | though I have kissed people, damnit!
-+surrounder | !
-+sumtingwong | raela: the main one being that you have to be within 1 ft of
-someone?
-     +raela | sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, yes
-+adrien_oww | woah
-+adrien_oww | that's worth of /topic!
-+adrien_oww | (worth of it but should probably not make it)p
-     +raela | it's not that great :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2669
-                                        Added: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 08:28:14 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897, 2013-07-10
+%
++raela │ yeah, I don't like kissing
+      +raela │ for many reasons
+ +surrounder │ silly raela
+      +raela │ though I have kissed people, damnit!
+ +surrounder │ !
++sumtingwong │ raela: the main one being that you have to be
+within 1 ft of someone?
+      +raela │ sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward,
+      yes
+ +adrien_oww │ woah
+ +adrien_oww │ that's worth of /topic!
+ +adrien_oww │ (worth of it but should probably not make it)p
+      +raela │ it's not that great :P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1898, 2013-07-19
 %
 <+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams
-<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with her.
- Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2670
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:11:15 UTC 
+<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with
+her.  Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1899, 2013-07-21
 %
 <oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp?
 <Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp
 <Zhivago> The sup guys are not here.
 <oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how?
 <Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though.
-<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest learning
-Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; and then you do that
-in Common Lisp.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2671
-                                        Added: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:27:06 UTC 
-%
-< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me?
-< Fay> ...
-< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_
-< Blacklite_> why not?
-< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me?
-< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about
-downloading all of the packages from
-http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/
-< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware?
-< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be.
-< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_?
-< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly
-< Cultist> it is user friendly
-< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly
-< krizzo> I agree with Cultist
-< Fay> +1
-< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click
-installer, compatibility with other distros, etc
-< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware
-< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack
-< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently?
-< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment
-< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously
-< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo
-< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then?
-< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct?
-< Blacklite_> quite.
-< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2673
-                                        Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC 
-%
-<<@        dive>> @qgr
-<<@    slackoff>> <hitest> hairy goat nipples
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2674
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:44:38 UTC 
+<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest
+learning Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built;
+and then you do that in Common Lisp.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900, 2013-07-23
+%
+«@	   dive» @qgr
+«@    slackoff» <hitest> hairy goat nipples
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1901, 2013-08-07
 %
 IBM5150PC | this package:
 https://build.opensuse.org/package/show/openSUSE:Factory/love-0_7_2
 IBM5150PC | DevIL is missing
-penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems   making love
-?
+penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems
+making love ?
 IBM5150PC | umm, wow, you took it out of context, didn't you
 * penguin42 always tries to
 IBM5150PC | That's sick
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2675
-                                        Added: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 18:01:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902, 2013-08-10
 %
 <anonymuouss> i have some networking books i should be reading as well doh
 <reisio> d'oh!
 <anonymuouss> no wonder i always have to use dhclient lol
 <reisio> lololol
 <reisio>  | | |
-<reisio> /\/\/\
+<reisio> /\/\/
 <anonymuouss> haha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2676
-                                        Added: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:01:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1903, 2013-08-19
 %
 <AeroNotix> ,(+ 1 1 )
 <AeroNotix> what's the bot repl syntax?
 <H4ns> AeroNotix: there is no repl bot
 <AeroNotix> H4ns: that would explain it!
-<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can evaluate (+ 1
-1) in their heads
-<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to (+ 1
-1)
+<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can
+evaluate (+ 1 1) in their heads
+<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to
+(+ 1 1)
 <hitecnologys> 42
 <p_l> *snrk*
 <AeroNotix> hitecnologys: finally, someone to help me
 <hitecnologys> AeroNotix: np
-<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or 41.99999999
-on Intel processors.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2677
-                                        Added: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 12:39:23 UTC 
+<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or
+41.99999999 on Intel processors.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904, 2013-08-20
 %
-mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube  
+mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube
 mradot | how illegal would it be to make one?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2678
-                                        Added: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 12:09:41 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1905, 2013-08-22
 %
 04:02 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@unaffiliated/kamii] by Alan_Hicks
-04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was right.
-         http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2679
-                                        Added: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 04:05:46 UTC 
+04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was
+right.
+	  http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906, 2013-08-28
 %
-<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer is now
-just a physicist.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2680
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:46:49 UTC 
+<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer
+is now just a physicist.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907, 2013-09-02
 %
 <DrLou> PG friends, does Native Language Support 'just work' on OSX?
 <RhodiumToad> what do you expect it to do?
 <DrLou> speak to me in Italian, lovingly, when I execute psql
 <DrLou> French would be fine, as a close second...
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2681
-                                        Added: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 13:02:16 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908, 2013-09-07
 %
 Blacklite_ | http://ctrlq.org/maps/where/ is where the info is from
 Blacklite_ | is says my GPS is in the whitehouse.
-Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on teletoonatnight.com
-it's fucking hilarious.
-ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable?
+Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on
+teletoonatnight.com it's fucking hilarious.
+ ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable?
 Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf.
 Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf: really?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2682
-                                        Added: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 01:39:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909, 2013-09-13
 %
 <Blacklite_> computers can't be used for EVERYTHING under the sun
 <Skywise> they make lousy fertilizer
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2683
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 15:04:08 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1910, 2013-09-17
 %
-<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed the door.
-It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die. My
-food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black dress slacks has been removed
-from the couch. It is now only a matter of whether I starve to death first, or
-go mad with lack of suitable sleeping conditions. I will sit in the center of
-the house and sing the song of my people, as I await the end.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2684
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:33:00 UTC 
-%
-<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly
-hammered.
-<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His
-mates ask him if he got home OK.
-<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home.  But I blew chunks when I got there"
-<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that
-drunk"
-<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No.  Chunks is my dog."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2685
-                                        Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC 
+<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed
+the door. It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left
+me here to die. My food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black
+dress slacks has been removed from the couch. It is now only a matter of
+whether I starve to death first, or go mad with lack of suitable sleeping
+conditions. I will sit in the center of the house and sing the song of
+my people, as I await the end.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1911, 2013-09-24
 %
 14:43 < TheM4ch1n3> I dont want to buy hardware from a company that has
 thumbs.db files on there FTP server
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2686
-                                        Added: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:44:48 UTC 
-%
-Blacklite_ + can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic?
- ChiaSmurf + lol
-   Skywise + yeah, the person who banned you
-Darth_Slack + Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the shit out of
-the channel
- ChiaSmurf + 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering how to get
-unbanned...
-   Skywise + lol
-   Skywise + thats efficient
- pink_mist + 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2687
-                                        Added: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:45:12 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912, 2013-09-30
+%
+Blacklite_ â•¡ can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic?
+  ChiaSmurf â•¡ lol
+    Skywise â•¡ yeah, the person who banned you
+Darth_Slack â•¡ Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the
+shit out of the channel
+  ChiaSmurf â•¡ 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering
+  how to get unbanned...
+    Skywise â•¡ lol
+    Skywise â•¡ thats efficient
+  pink_mist â•¡ 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913, 2013-10-02
 %
 <crocket> zendeavor, I'm probably stupid.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2688
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:21:41 UTC 
-%
-<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"?
-<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr
-plugin working
-<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check)
-<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys
-for this.
-<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted"
-<armin> thank you.
-<armin> 8)
-<Flexo> aha
-<Flexo> np
-<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces
-<Flexo> o.O
-<njsg> what even when how
-<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2689
-                                        Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC 
-%
-( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup of hepatitis
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2690
-                                        Added: Fri, 11 Oct 2013 19:06:25 UTC 
-%
-<<+        dive>> @urban crocket
-<<@  MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in
-valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a
-crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter  way of saying crotch cricket. A
-parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I   think I saw a
-giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex]
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2692
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC 
-%
-<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as me :(
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2693
-                                        Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 22:52:08 UTC 
-%
-redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the top of
-this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914, 2013-10-08
+%
+( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup
+of hepatitis
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915, 2013-10-11
+%
+<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as
+me :(
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1916, 2013-10-14
+%
+redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the
+top of this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim?
 redotis: http://hastebin.com/supecavijo.md
 Raimondi: redotis:
-%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/
+%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\username=\1\callerid=\2\secret=\3\/
 redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick.
 redotis: That was fucking awesome.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2694
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1917, 2013-10-20
 %
 < Fatalnix> teacher caught me doing it and was laughin
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2695
-                                        Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 18:48:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918, 2013-10-21
 %
-<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat was
-excellent
+<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat
+was excellent
 <+theborger> raela: same thing all the girls tell me
-<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape your
-basement
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2696
-                                        Added: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:01:54 UTC 
-%
-< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes.
-< Demon_Fox> Not true
-< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes
-< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not.
-< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes".
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2697
-                                        Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC 
+<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape
+your basement
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919, 2013-10-22
 %
 <BP{k}> Never thought Roin was a squirter. ;)
 <Roin> Yah :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2699
-                                        Added: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:19:54 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920, 2013-11-07
 %
-<<+   acidchild>> I love this city.
-<<+        dive>> was it built on rock n roll?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2700
-                                        Added: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:13:18 UTC 
-%
-< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn
-< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn'
-< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide
-http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html
-< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"?
-< crumb> oh
-< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2702
-                                        Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC 
+«+   acidchild» I love this city.
+«+	   dive» was it built on rock n roll?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921, 2013-11-18
 %
-< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're utterly
-wrong.  Since I can see my passport and what it says.
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're
+utterly wrong.	Since I can see my passport and what it says.
 < Zordrak> Darth_Slack: http://www.webcitation.org/5wFDMMVPV
 < Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Can't view it in a non-GUI browser.
-< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord Goldsmith
-QC's Citizenship Review
-< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981, 1965,
-1964, 1958, 1948
-< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your (incorrect)
-opinion to read it.  I've proven you wrong, that's good enough for me.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2703
-                                        Added: Tue, 17 Dec 2013 10:26:50 UTC 
-%
-WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast packet
-.... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if it does and it's
-on the other side
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord
+Goldsmith QC's Citizenship Review
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981,
+1965, 1964, 1958, 1948
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your
+(incorrect) opinion to read it.  I've proven you wrong, that's good
+enough for me.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922, 2013-12-17
+%
+WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast
+packet .... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if
+it does and it's on the other side
 Skywise: network is layer 3 dude
 WildWizard: lol you have no idea
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2704
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:01:47 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923, 2013-12-18
 %
-<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to surrender
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2705
-                                        Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 14:16:40 UTC 
+<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to
+surrender
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1924, 2013-12-18
 %
 < Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware
 community, please... go troll #ubuntu
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2706
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Jan 2014 14:33:21 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925, 2014-01-02
 %
-+antiwire  + testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon
-+theborger + like we are that lucky
-antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: Connection
-reset by peer)
-+theborger + maybe there is a god
-+MLanden   + $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.<
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2707
-                                        Added: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:06:53 UTC 
++antiwire  â•¡ testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon
++theborger â•¡ like we are that lucky
+antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error:
+Connection reset by peer)
++theborger â•¡ maybe there is a god
++MLanden   â•¡ $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.<
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1926, 2014-01-12
 %
 <Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2708
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:01:00 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927, 2014-02-06
 %
 <+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf
-<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The Community's
-Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com)
-<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's other
-than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well
+<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The
+Community's Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com)
+<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's
+other than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well
 <+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
 <+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous!
-<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop already
-and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland utility a
-vulnerability!
-<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file with a
-shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and ran until I
-killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their webserver or
-something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy will be so proud! Maybe
-she'll fondle me when we get in bed together!
-No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If some
-other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his userland utilities
-to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer the consequences!
-<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the colostrum off
-your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until you get a spark!
-<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are by
-finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, you
-gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and smart you
-are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is oozing out of your
-ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel.
-<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, learn to
-wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and cut your cock off
-with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually contribute something of
-use to humanity!
+<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop
+already and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland
+utility a vulnerability!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file
+with a shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and
+ran until I killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their
+webserver or something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy
+will be so proud! Maybe she'll fondle me when we get in bed together!
+No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If
+some other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his
+userland utilities to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer
+the consequences!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the
+colostrum off your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until
+you get a spark!
+<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are
+by finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream,
+you gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and
+smart you are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is
+oozing out of your ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report,
+learn to wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and
+cut your cock off with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually
+contribute something of use to humanity!
 <+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests.
 <+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2709
-                                        Added: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 02:18:41 UTC 
-%
-<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"?
-<wiglet> that will be sweet
-<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again
-<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago?
-<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2710
-                                        Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC 
-%
-< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from responding to
-my comments.
-< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to whiney
-bitches.  But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, and luckily you're
-providing plenty of exposure.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2711
-                                        Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:25:05 UTC 
-%
-<<+       tim-->> what do you call that thing where you get fucked so hard that
-your ass  gets a hole in it
-<<+        dive>> life
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2712
-                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 01:13:36 UTC 
-%
-<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' by
-professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is that anyone can
-distribute something (and thus also waste my time with looking at it).
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2713
-                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:10:01 UTC 
-%
-Urchlay | actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up 15 minutes now.
-So maybe that was it
-Urchlay | dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, they don't
-really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*)
- +rob0 | pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring
-Urchlay | I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2714
-                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:54:07 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928, 2014-02-18
+%
+< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from
+responding to my comments.
+< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to
+whiney bitches.  But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key,
+and luckily you're providing plenty of exposure.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929, 2014-03-01
+%
+«+	  tim--» what do you call that thing where you get fucked so
+hard that your ass  gets a hole in it
+«+	   dive» life
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930, 2014-03-03
+%
+<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted'
+by professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is
+that anyone can distribute something (and thus also waste my time with
+looking at it).
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931, 2014-03-06
+%
+Urchlay ┃ actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up
+15 minutes now. So maybe that was it
+Urchlay ┃ dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts,
+they don't really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*)
+  +rob0 ┃ pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring
+Urchlay ┃ I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932, 2014-03-08
 %
 <sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~
 /hello(bar)?world(flop)/);
-<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there is no
-bar?
+<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there
+is no bar?
 <pink_mist> don't use $a or $b
 <pink_mist> except in sort blocks
 <pink_mist> not even in examples
@@ -24605,22 +15220,16 @@ bar?
 <pink_mist> you already had $foo there
 <sloth> then $pink and $mist
 <gry> :D
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2715
-                                        Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:09:40 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933, 2014-03-12
 %
 +antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18
 +antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server.
-+shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2716
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:25:02 UTC 
+ +shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1934, 2014-03-17
 %
-<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the PSU switch
-to 220 for extra power
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2717
-                                        Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:30:43 UTC 
+<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the
+PSU switch to 220 for extra power
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935, 2014-03-17
 %
 +wizrad | Eureka
 @dive | careful with that axe, Eugene...
@@ -24633,10 +15242,8 @@ wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though
 @dive | got something to grind?
 +wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack
 @dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short
-+wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2718
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:02:54 UTC 
+ +wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936, 2014-03-25
 %
 <+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all
 <+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me
@@ -24644,83 +15251,57 @@ wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though
 <+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA
 <+_tim> wtf
 <+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2719
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:17:31 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937, 2014-03-25
 %
-<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o
-<al> yours not, evidently
-<al> :D
-<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent
-dictionary and fails :(
-<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy
-<davispuh> dict*
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2722
-                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC 
-%
-<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions i've
-ever made.  1 minute and counting
+<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions
+i've ever made.  1 minute and counting
 <Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2723
-                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:44:28 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938, 2014-04-05
 %
 < Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct
 < Aethiopemborste> just becuase
 < Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct?
 < Trypta> Balance patch?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2726
-                                        Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:09:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939, 2014-04-12
 %
 talk about shells:
 
 @dive | I sell csh by the c shore
 +wizrad | shell puns are korny
 +wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2727
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 08:14:55 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1940, 2014-04-15
 %
 (+WhiteWolf17) i'm cheap... and fun
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2728
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 May 2014 02:31:05 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1941, 2014-05-02
 %
 < pegwole> If you're an artist and someone died during a portrait do you
-          keep painting them?
+	   keep painting them?
 <+jlindsay> Why not? Their schedule just opened up
 < pegwole> Does it stay a portrait or does it become a still life?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2729
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 02:41:36 UTC 
-%
->>>>>> noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
-<< noobfarm_int>> Wheres noobfarm?!
-               <<<<<< noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
-[quit]
-                       [Client Quit]
-<<+    Fatalnix>> damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long.
-<<+    Fatalnix>> :D
-<<@        dive>> guess where that's going?
-<<+    Fatalnix>> ?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2730
-                                        Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 12:53:32 UTC 
-%
-<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer.  You get it, and then people feel sad for
-you for a while, and then you  die.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2731
-                                        Added: Mon, 12 May 2014 18:55:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1942, 2014-05-06
+%
+»»» noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
+« noobfarm_int» Wheres noobfarm?!
+		«««
+		noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
+		[quit]
+			[Client Quit]
+«+    Fatalnix» damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long.
+«+    Fatalnix» :D
+«@	   dive» guess where that's going?
+«+    Fatalnix» ?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1943, 2014-05-07
+%
+<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer.  You get it, and then people feel
+sad for you for a while, and then you  die.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944, 2014-05-12
 %
 <Shibu> i have changed the setting in Filezilla
 <Shibu> still it is not getting connected
 <Shibu> can u check at your end
 <Shibu> it is giving me error
-<Shibu> Error:        Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error:      
- Could not connect to server
+<Shibu> Error:	      Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error:
+Could not connect to server
 <Shibu> what is the issue?
 <Shibu> ???
 <Shibu> ???
@@ -24741,9 +15322,10 @@ you for a while, and then you  die.
 <xzr> in the settings
 <Shibu> connect to some technical person who can assist me
 <JettaJoey> ?unmanaged
-<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets) makes you
-responsible for the configuration of the server and any third party software. A
-managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you.
+<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets)
+makes you responsible for the configuration of the server and any third
+party software. A managed server is where you have someone to take care
+of that for you.
 <Shibu> how can I configure in droplets
 <Shibu> assist me for that
 <xzr> :D
@@ -24757,26 +15339,27 @@ managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you.
 <Shibu> talked to them multiple times
 <Shibu> still am not getting solution
 <[joker]work> the problem is that this isnt a support issue
-<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own server.
-And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for fucks sake.
-<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will move to
-diffrent provider
-<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the things you
-configure yourself
-<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff in it
-work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they will support
-almost everything in the box too.
+<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own
+server. And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for
+fucks sake.
+<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will
+move to diffrent provider
+<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the
+things you configure yourself
+<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff
+in it work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they
+will support almost everything in the box too.
 <Shibu> Man I have gone through all the tutorials and communities
-<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO's support staff, just fyi. DO is
-ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic.
+<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO’s support staff, just
+fyi. DO is ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic.
 <Shibu> am not getting solution thats why I prefered direct chat
 <[joker]work> this is NOT a support channel
-<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to manage
-your droplet
+<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to
+manage your droplet
 <[joker]work> and Digital Ocean is an unmanaged provider
 <Shibu> I know FTP very well and using for past 5 years
-<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll pay more
-for that hand holding
+<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll
+pay more for that hand holding
 <Shibu> all the server config is so easy unlike yours
 <xzr> :D
 <Katasrophic> lol
@@ -24797,14 +15380,14 @@ for that hand holding
 <Katasrophic> think we got a troll here guys lol
 <xzr> dont worry the service doesn't want you either
 <[joker]work> shots fired
-<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have provided
-you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot configure it
-correctly
+<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have
+provided you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot
+configure it correctly
 <[joker]work> SHIBU WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ON DIGITAL OCEAN
 -*- JettaJoey hugs is bed
 <wiak> ;P
-<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners and
-professionalism
+<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners
+and professionalism
 <Shibu> using lot many abusive words
 <[joker]work> i want to give you a refund
 <esde> >lot many
@@ -24812,15 +15395,16 @@ professionalism
 <esde> dat engrish
 <xzr> atleast we have the professionalism to be able to configure ftp
 <xzr> well that is if anyone sensible would use it
-<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have created
-the droplets, domains, I have received the username password in email
+<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have
+created the droplets, domains, I have received the username password
+in email
 <Shibu> but am unable to connect using that credentials
 <[joker]work> give me your email
 <xzr> the likely problem is you have no fucking idea what you're doing
 <DarkSaint> wow
 <esde> give me the root password and ip, i'll try for you Shibu. ;)
-<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password wth SFTP
-option am trying to connect
+<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password
+wth SFTP option am trying to connect
 <Daniel0> lol http://imgur.com/gallery/7Rq6W
 <[joker]work> Shibu what is your email at digital ocean
 <Shibu> IP: 128.199.xxx.xxx
@@ -24843,7 +15427,7 @@ option am trying to connect
 <esde> Shibu: on a non-default ssh port?
 <JettaJoey> oh god
 <DarkSaint> wow
-<justaguy> and this is  irc history
+<justaguy> and this is	irc history
 <JettaJoey> you don't give that kind of stuff out
 <DarkSaint> this is a firtst
 <JettaJoey> I've seen it before
@@ -24854,56 +15438,44 @@ option am trying to connect
 <[joker]work> Shibu good luck
 <esde> ^C
 <JettaJoey> 603 people have your password
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2732
-                                        Added: Thu, 15 May 2014 15:11:38 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945, 2014-05-15
 %
 +Fatalnix | Meh. I'm still puzzled from yesterday. Someone was trying to
-convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should be in
-the model...
+convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should
+be in the model...
 +WhiteWolf1776 | mvc... has models?
 +WhiteWolf1776 | i thought it was just pasty white boys with glasses
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2733
-                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2014 13:22:45 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946, 2014-05-23
 %
-<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived and
-about to get high on caffeine?
+<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived
+and about to get high on caffeine?
 <gry> throwing caffeine out of the window and heading to sleep :)
 <j4jackj> LOL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2734
-                                        Added: Sat, 24 May 2014 12:31:29 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947, 2014-05-24
 %
 adrien:  programming has the potential to break many things
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2735
-                                        Added: Mon, 26 May 2014 19:13:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1948, 2014-05-26
 %
 <jenthehappygeek> Good morning.
 <jenthehappygeek> If a download says x86_64 will it work on 64-bit?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2736
-                                        Added: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 12:46:20 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1949, 2014-06-05
 %
 <jimbow> do you exercise?
 <usr> Jimbow intelligent people don't have enough time to exercise
 <Atroc> nope
 <Hydrogenum> I only exercise when dating a female
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2737
-                                        Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:15:26 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950, 2014-06-07
 %
 <jolux> Hello, could somehelp please send me a password reset email?
 <niko> jolux: email sent
-<jolux> Thank you! It's going in KeePass this time.
+<jolux> Thank you! It’s going in KeePass this time.
 --> icesword joined
 <nzerobody> jolux, what's your keepass password?
 <jolux> and why would you like to know this?
 <nzerobody> I'm doing a survey on password strength
 <jolux> uh huh
 <jolux> riiiiiight
-<jolux> and i'm doing pentesting
+<jolux> and i’m doing pentesting
 <icesword> lol
 <sveta> :)
 <jolux> would you like to open this suspicious file for me?
@@ -24912,16 +15484,12 @@ adrien:  programming has the potential to break many things
 <jolux> those are always fun
 <icesword> wait for the ban hammer
 <icesword> guys
-<jolux> TL;DR I'm not that stupid. Good day.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2738
-                                        Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:21:38 UTC 
+<jolux> TL;DR I’m not that stupid. Good day.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1951, 2014-06-16
 %
 < TheM4ch1n3> Demon_Fox: my troll problem, could be paranoia
 < Tadgy> TheM4ch1n3: Demon_Fox isn't just paranoia, he really is a troll.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2739
-                                        Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 18:50:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1952, 2014-06-21
 %
 <svetlana> eeee: hi.
 <eeee> svetlana: hi
@@ -24933,53 +15501,50 @@ adrien:  programming has the potential to break many things
 <eeee> in the morning today :D toilet helps
 <eeee> yeah
 <svetlana> woo. mornings are awesome.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2740
-                                        Added: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:02:59 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953, 2014-07-05
 %
 <+eviljames> PHEAR THE CANADIAN NAVY http://bit.ly/1qE6sID
-<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones they're
-deploying?
+<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones
+they're deploying?
 <+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: ^^
 <+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: I have not!
-<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme a second
-to find a link.
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme
+a second to find a link.
 <+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: thx
-<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you go.
-http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2741
-                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:07:12 UTC 
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you
+go. http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954, 2014-07-15
 %
-<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by mostly men,
-the only cock being talked about is a rooster?
+<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by
+mostly men, the only cock being talked about is a rooster?
 <Tadgy> You people are just wrong.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2742
-                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 18:48:38 UTC 
-%
-Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2743
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955, 2014-07-16
 %
-<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
-I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
+<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In
+any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
 <svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
-<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep
+<svetlana> bed is КРОВАТЬ, where you sleep
 <O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
-<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom
-<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale
+<abs60923> почему два
+русских общаются на
+английском
+<abs60923> на
+русскоязычном
+канале
 <bender> bed operator
-<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil
-<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :)
+<svetlana> abs, Не знаю, он
+попросил
+<bender> какое цивильное
+название
+проститутки :)
 <O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
-<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no
+<abs> кроватный
+оператор это сильно
 
 Translated:
 
-<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
-I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
+<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In
+any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
 <svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
 <svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep
 <O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
@@ -24990,175 +15555,106 @@ I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
 <bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :)
 <O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
 <abs> bed operator is a strong thought
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2744
-                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC 
-%
-"Talking about Token Ring Networks"
-
-+misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger                                          
-                                                     
-+theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas                                  
-                                                           
-+theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am
-trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something
-+majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening      
-+theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck
-on your dick                                                
-+theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am            
-                                                         
-+theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in
-the Jahovas face                                          
-+theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have
-a good study night
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2745
-                                        Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC 
-%
-<<+majorsecurit>> we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then
-today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom
-has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
-<<+   theborger>> majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one
-<<+       tiddy>> majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your
-mom with your gf's pussy
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2746
-                                        Added: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:58:09 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956, 2014-08-01
 %
-< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2747
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:39:39 UTC 
+«+majorsecurit» we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this
+week, then today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt
+our cat when my mom has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
+«+   theborger» majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a
+new one
+«+	  tiddy» majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust
+your mom with your gf's pussy
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1957, 2014-08-24
 %
-<<          thi>> hi guys, hi  higor
-<<          thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus
-<<          thi>> FilterCode="Ehac
-<<          thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-*
-<<          thi>> what's the secret to running?
-<<@       g0v>> walk fast
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2749
-                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC 
+< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1958, 2014-09-02
 %
 +BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2750
-                                        Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 10:37:46 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1959, 2014-10-02
 %
 <nanicoar> :<
 <nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337.
 <nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2751
-                                        Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:14:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960, 2014-10-06
 %
 <wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2752
-                                        Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:26:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961, 2014-10-14
 %
-<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just
-for the record.
+<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly
+button... just for the record.
 <+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2753
-                                        Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:59:06 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962, 2014-10-17
 %
-< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2754
-                                        Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:27:15 UTC 
+< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might
+expect.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1963, 2014-10-24
 %
 +eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2755
-                                        Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:15:55 UTC 
-%
-+wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me.  I had to read
-thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that.  then I had to get a ride to work..
-did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work..
-did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of
-boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'.
- So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out
-fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
-+wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2756
-                                        Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:09:19 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964, 2014-11-07
+%
++wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me.  I had
+to read thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that.  then I had to get a
+ride to work.. did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower
+and eat before work.. did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my
+breakfast twice out of boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't
+done the 'cooking training'.  So I sat there with my house engulfed in
+flames as my ride for work was out fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
++wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that
+in RL
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1965, 2014-11-25
 %
 (+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2757
-                                        Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:53:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1966, 2014-12-03
 %
-<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though,
-so read up on them next time you're bored :p
+<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy
+though, so read up on them next time you're bored :p
 <Gorroth> be bored!  regex is great
 <Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid
-<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the
-same way
+<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can
+feel the same way
 <farrioth> Gorroth: sed
 '/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s
 <gry> :o
 <farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild...
 <ForTheWin> ???
 <k2gremlin> wtf?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2758
-                                        Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:18:25 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967, 2014-12-21
 %
 +wigums | *** pterodactyls ***
-     * | hitest runs
-     * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away
+      * | hitest runs
+      * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he
+      sprints away
 +wigums | mmm beer
 +wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant
 +hitest | good to know
-     * | hitest returns with a keg
+      * | hitest returns with a keg
 +wigums | lol
 +hitest | :)
-+wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink
-pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten
-by one
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2762
-                                        Added: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:29:36 UTC 
++wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow
+/ pink pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has
+EVER been eaten by one
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1968, 2014-12-26
 %
 theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off.
 <theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here.
 <wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time
-<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to
-become like a job you HAVE to do
+<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me
+off to become like a job you HAVE to do
 <wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2763
-                                        Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:19:15 UTC 
-%
-maldridge   | socket wrench xkcd?                                              
-                       
-        drijen  | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords
-                           
-      maldridge | ah, right                                                    
-                           
-  MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend                                
-                           
-         drijen | right?                                                        
-                           
-              * | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/
-                           
-      maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5    
-                         
-         drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with
-the most expensive, nicest  
-                | wrench i could find                                          
-                           
-      maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale:
-http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1
-                |
-0005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYW
-                | w1zRoCwzLw_wcB
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2765
-                                        Added: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:05:52 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969, 2014-12-26
+%
+maldridge | socket wrench xkcd?
+drijen	| maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords
+maldridge | ah, right
+MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend
+drijen | right?
+* | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/
+maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5
+drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with
+the most expensive, nicest wrench i could find
+maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale:
+http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/10005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYWw1zRoCwzLw_wcB
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970, 2015-01-02
 %
 <Upstand> is this a dating network?
 <T_D_H> yes
@@ -25166,37 +15662,27 @@ http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1
 <-- Upstand has left #help
 <zi> i think you're supposed to put those on
 <T_D_H> this is the brazzers version
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2766
-                                        Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:46:58 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971, 2015-01-07
 %
 < Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
 < Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2767
-                                        Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972, 2015-01-16
 %
-<<+     wizzoid>> An  SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house,
-Irish pub, drinks, beer
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2769
-                                        Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC 
+«+	wizzoid» An  SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public
+house, Irish pub, drinks, beer
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973, 2015-01-22
 %
 <`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
 <`Eddie|Mac> native language
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2770
-                                        Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974, 2015-01-28
 %
-< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm
-going to have to poop
-< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then
-most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
-< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a
-digestive act?
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2771
-                                        Added: Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:33:02 UTC 
+< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds
+are I'm going to have to poop
+< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night,
+then most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
+< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just
+a digestive act?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975, 2015-02-02
 %
 < CHVNX> I have several bands.
 < SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument
@@ -25205,56 +15691,41 @@ digestive act?
 < SpiceMan> I can't claim I play.
 < SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument
 < Dominian> hahaha
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2772
-                                        Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:39:50 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1976, 2015-02-05
 %
 < MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need
-managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an
-engineer try to sell to the average end user?
-<    ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting
-things done
+managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen
+an engineer try to sell to the average end user?
+<    ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on
+getting things done
 < MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages
 < MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold
 < drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time
 < MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then?
 <    ninjabox> ooooooooo
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2773
-                                        Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2015 21:49:23 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1977, 2015-02-09
 %
-maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is              
-              apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
+maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is
+apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
 drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do
-drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy
-is a pentium III
+drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you
+could buy is a pentium III
 phy1729: I could IRC on that
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2774
-                                        Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 03:59:36 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1978, 2015-02-18
 %
-<        ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
-* ryuo faints.
+<	 ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
+ * ryuo faints.
 <@   Workster>| hah
 <    nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
-<    nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of
-blood to the brain
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2775
-                                        Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC 
-%
-<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both
-ends."
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2777
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC 
+<    nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack
+of blood to the brain
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1979, 2015-02-22
 %
-<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i
-went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
-<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth.
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2778
-                                        Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC 
+<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another,
+when i went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
+<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his
+mouth.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980, 2015-02-23
 %
 < felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
 < MajObviousman> as payment?
@@ -25262,27 +15733,1503 @@ went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
 < felixjet> as payment?
 < MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
 <@caker> heh
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2779
-                                        Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981, 2015-02-26
 %
 <+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2780
-                                        Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1982, 2015-03-02
 %
 <bob> When I have money, I shall :p
-<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small
-thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
+<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take
+a small thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
 <bob> Ha nice one
-<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing
-from everyone
+<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one
+that thing from everyone
 <bob> Syringe?
 <lyrg> no
 <bob> Thread?
 <lyrg> LOL
 <lyrg> ye
 <lyrg> s
-
-                                     -- noobfarm.org, quote #2781
-                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC 
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1983, 2015-03-20
+%
+<+tomaw> I bought a new rub
+<+tomaw> err, rug
+<@Dominian> lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984, 2015-04-08
+%
+<+Beebz> Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came
+<+sodomy> Beebz: I'm pretty sure in your case it's: Vidi, vici, veni
+cito  :)
+[Translation: I saw, I conquered, I came quickly]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985, 2015-04-09
+%
+wigums, lol we were playing round up out in the woods once and my buddy
+had to take a shit so we gave him poison oak to wipe his ass with.
+wigums, poor kid, got it all on his ass dick and balls
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986, 2015-04-10
+%
+sodomy, I bet there's some good shit in there that doesn't get seen
+very often.
+theborger, sodomy: in your pants?
+
+theborger, no one has been in sodomy pants for 20 years.
+
+theborger, that person was his mom, she quickly super glued them on.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987, 2015-04-10
+%
+< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it
+ended up looking like a penis
+< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1988, 2015-04-10
+%
+<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets.  They sound
+like a good idea until you use them.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1989, 2015-04-11
+%
+rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left.
+
+firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums
+for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil
+in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;)
+
+majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990, 2015-04-12
+%
+<GreyGhost1796> does anyone know how to make a password invisible while
+typing it in to identify my nick?
+<GreyGhost1796> weechat
+<Dominian> close your eyes
+<mxtm> lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991, 2015-04-21
+%
+< Peng> You need a robot to help you make decisions, MajObviousman.
+< Peng> And to help you remember things.
+< MajObviousman> I need a robot to help me make decisions
+< MajObviousman> but I forget why
+< jasonm> You need a robot to help you with brewing more quality beer
+< MajObviousman> oh right!
+< MajObviousman> I forgot all about that
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992, 2015-04-21
+%
+»»» ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio
+«   ubuntuguru» sodomy: everyone hates you...
+	    «««
+	    ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio
+	    [part]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1993, 2015-04-21
+%
+yorickpeterse | 4
+yorickpeterse | woops
+jhass | I've seen better passwords
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994, 2015-04-23
+%
+* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself
+laughing.
++BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :)
++Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though
++BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to
+see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :)
++Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D
++BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :)
++Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin
++BP{k} | haha
++BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql?
++Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995, 2015-04-26
+%
+<test-gott> hey did someone install bind9 and uses it ?
+<codehotter> test-gott: if someone replies 'yes', then it becomes socially
+difficult to ignore you afterwards.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996, 2015-05-11
+%
+<MajObviousman> it has dual NICs
+<MajObviousman> not teamed
+<MajObviousman> scuse me, two dual NICs
+<MajObviousman> a dual 10gb SFP+ and a dual onboard 1gb
+<MajObviousman> interesting. When I go to set up nic teaming, the
+second 10g	    doesn't show up. Even though nic list shows both
+are connected
+<Kellin> obviously then you should fire the NIC for not being a team
+player
+<MajObviousman> ...
+<MajObviousman> get out
+<Kellin> =D
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997, 2015-05-21
+%
+<+majorsecurity> the gf found a grey hair on me today :(
+<+Dominian> majorsecurity: it's not a grey hair... it's you growing
+into wisdom
+<+majorsecurity> Dominian: hahaha
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998, 2015-06-15
+%
+< Skywise> the more you bang it, the more compliant it becomes, try it!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999, 2015-06-17
+%
+<dw1> “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
+in society.” Mark Twain
+<Glaug-Eldare> i dunno, what about naked girls
+<Glaug-Eldare> they influence my society
+<Glaug-Eldare> and by society i mean my dilz
+<dw1> twain had no balls
+<dw1> lol
+<Mozart> Presumably why he insisted on covering up…
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000, 2015-06-19
+%
+< JamesTK> mmm
+< JamesTK> 4GB empty space :O
+< Eugene> Did you use a Core install?
+< JamesTK> Eugene: yes
+< Eugene> That sounds wrong, then.
+< Eugene> I have <7GB used
+< JamesTK> 4GB unallocated to dick images
+< Eugene> Oh, you followed my instructions /exactly/
+< JamesTK> lolyep
+< MajObviousman> that's not nearly enough for dick images
+< Eugene> I was really, really, REALLY drunk when I wrote those
+< Cromulent> Whatever floats your boat
+< JamesTK> I know right MajObviousman!
+< MajObviousman> have you SEEN the size of horse penises?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001, 2015-06-23
+%
+<KaMii> its a myth that viruses exist on toilet seats
+<shonudo> i knew deps were missing
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002, 2015-06-25
+%
+<Beebz> damn, [this channel] would have been silent:
+http://i.imgur.com/JNzgrXn.jpg
+<rob0>
+<dive>
+* dive
+<Dominian>
+<Dominian> ;
+* Dominian
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003, 2015-07-06
+%
+<Kellin> rob0: I'm confused - what does marriage have to do with OSSEC?
+<rob0> the guy is married to fail2ban
+<Kellin> fail2ban always seems resource heavy to me, but I still use it
+<rob0> And if you want to marry it, that's your business, not our place
+to judge.
+<Kellin> meh.  I like my firewall rules better.
+<rob0> And if you want to marry them, that's your business, not our
+place to judge.
+ * andarius will judge :p
+<rob0> And by the power vested in andarius by the Commonwealth of Georgia,
+he now pronounces you Man and Firewall.
+<andarius> And not even after death shall you part!
+<Kellin> after death no one will have the password and the firewall will
+block all trespassers
+<andarius> Till she is tehreby then formatted and rest to factory
+defaults!
+<andarius> :p
+<MajObviousman> this channel is so weird
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004, 2015-07-15
+%
+<+eviljames> for those wondering, I am alive.
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Fuck!
+<+Alan_Hicks> I thought some one had thrown your ring into the fires of
+Mount Doom.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005, 2015-07-16
+%
+<mavhq> does MS revoke keys used for malware?
+<svetlana> mavhq, not to my knowledge
+<mavhq> if not sounds like a scam, like domain names
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2006, 2015-08-03
+%
+<+drijen> yeah but you don't drink
+<+phy1729> I don't drink coffee or tea either
+<+drijen> so
+<+drijen> you're an undead zombie phy1729
+<+phy1729> aka sysadmin
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007, 2015-08-03
+%
+<fuzzbawl> DAMN these electric sex pants
+<Dominian> I love 'em
+<Dominian> Just have to make sure the diodes are hooked to the right parts
+<Dominian> You don't wanna go all Napoleon Dynamite trying to go back
+in time
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008, 2015-08-17
+%
+< bullgard4> Good gracious! The Xfce4.10.1 clock panel plugin today
+	     shows a wrong time. It worked flawlessly for months.
+	     It is 2 minutes fast.  I need to check if it syncs via
+	     the Internet. What is its associated underlying
+	     command-line command?
+< rworkman> bullgard4: it just shows the system time - if the system
+	    has the correct time, then the plugin shows the correct
+	    time. In other words, use e.g. ntpd to set and keep the
+	    system time correct
+< bullgard4> rworkman: No sir.	As I said the time worked flawlessly for
+	     month although ntp is not installed. There must be another
+	     underlying package and culprit.
+< rworkman> You need ntpd or openntpd or some other similar system-level
+	    software to keep time synced with an internet source.
+< rworkman> Other packages don't mess with your system time (or if
+they do,
+	    then there are bigger problems there), and the clock plugin
+	    only *shows* the time.
+< rworkman> You are free to believe what you wish, of course, but this is
+	    not religion.
+< bullgard4> My problem is religion-independent.
+< rworkman> *whoosh*
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009, 2015-09-08
+%
+<+surrounder> I had a friend coming over so I bought more beer than
+usual but when I walked home I realised she didn't drink beer anyhow
+<+sodomy> surrounder: Well that fucked your plan to roofy her, didn't it?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010, 2015-09-10
+%
+<Kellin> so googling for the main page for unicorn (the rack server),
+I typod unicorn crack in the search engine
+<Kellin> that is a scary (*#@&$*(@#$#@$#@ result return
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2011, 2015-10-06
+%
+<+Beebz> how about both of you suck on a dildo made of ice for a bit to
+chill out
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012, 2015-10-09
+%
+<+majorsecurity> theborger: did it work?
+<+majorsecurity> theborger: you've been super quiet lately
+<+theborger> fuck if i know, it just hurts
+<+Dominian> That tends to happen when you jam a dildo up your ass without
+any lube
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013, 2015-10-09
+%
+< KrR4F_Slackware> Slacware is one of the First IT Gods all Over the
+World !
+< KrR4F_Slackware> Really Powerfull !
+< KrR4F_Slackware> today is my 4 th day with my Slackware 14.1
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2014, 2015-10-09
+%
+<+cmyster> ahhhhh
+<+cmyster> I like having first time things...
+<+cmyster> just now I farted so long I got dizzy... thats a first
+<+Dominian> hahaha
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2015, 2015-10-12
+%
+<clockers> svetlana: I love your name. Will you marry me?
+<svetlana> I'll marry your name.
+<Yehai> lmao
+<archmint> xD
+<clockers> deal
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2016, 2015-10-12
+%
+<dolemite_> dStruct, well arch is bleeding edge, isn't it?
+<dStruct> dolemite_: Arch is just bleeding.. period (no pun intended)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017, 2015-11-05
+%
+<cyph3x> awesome is straight sexy man, you should check it out.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018, 2015-11-05
+%
+<smokeyj> What methods are used to handle dos problems?
+<annihilannic> Emphatic statement!
+<smokeyj> ddos
+<Dagmar> Prayer.
+<dolemite_> cloudfare.com
+<Dagmar> Patience.
+<Dagmar> ...and Architecture.
+<smokeyj> I read the book and I just didnt see a solution
+<annihilannic> Preparation!
+<qman__> Null routes from your upstream providers
+<Dagmar> Well, that would really fall under Architecture.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019, 2015-11-05
+%
+< Dominian> @rimv sodomy
+<@AgentSlackoff> <sodomy> theborger: Rubber hanging out my arse?  WTF is
+wrong with you - you know I go bareback. in my vagina.
+< Dominian> ok... I'm not using that command EVER again...
+< rob0> haha
+< kirk> *facedesk*
+< misspwn> lel
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020, 2015-11-11
+%
+<anunnaki> hello i created a channel a while back.. i was the main
+operator i guess you can say.. i made my 2 friends ops, however i
+forgot the commands to make myself op.. i tried /oper <my nick> which
+then asked me for a pw. but seems i forgot my pw. is there any way to
+retrieve the pw?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021, 2015-11-12
+%
+( nooper2) cs:go is horrible, if you leave voice enabled
+( aceofspades19) your mom is horrible if you leave her voice enabled
+( nooper2) you don't even know how much i agree with you
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022, 2015-11-14
+%
+<rj> personal trouble? i've been dodging some of those, been able to
+improve thus far
+<gry> yea
+<gry> just like banking, there are two kinds of touble: personal and
+business
+<rj> lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023, 2015-11-21
+%
+<+ubuntuguru> AaronBallman: can you create the missing c+ programming
+language for us?
+<+AaronBallman> that smells like a parsing error to me. ;-)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2024, 2015-11-23
+%
+< rhynn> i give as good as i get
+< rhynn> tit for tat
+* sodomy gives tats... now give me titties :)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2025, 2015-12-07
+%
+[In a conversation discussing https://github.com/apple/swift/pull/165/]
+
+< ninjabox> I absolutely get the sensitivity issue.. but how bout this.
+If we never let black people into IT maybe this wouldn't have been
+a problem.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026, 2015-12-08
+%
+<FatalNIX> I poop out perfect perl code in my sleep
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027, 2015-12-26
+%
+]	 thumbs: 22
+] +	   rob0: ssh
+]	 thumbs: rob0: THANKS
+] +	   rob0: yw
+] +    rworkman: haha
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2028, 2016-01-03
+%
+< ferdna> but it still lets me login with root
+< ferdna> yes the whole machine
+< rworkman> You have an ssh key that gets used to log in?
+< ferdna> dont thinkso
+< rworkman> ferdna: paste your sshd_config somewhere
+< ferdna> rworkman, its empty except for two lines... PermitRootLogin
+and Protocol 2
+< rworkman> ummmm
+< rworkman> It's EMPTY?
+< rworkman> ferdna: how did that happen?
+< ferdna> hmm... yes... everything is commented out... it has the default
+text in it
+< rworkman> ferdna: paste the whole thing somewhere.
+< ferdna> rworkman, seriously... its the instructions and they are
+commented... no need to post that...
+< ferdna> all i did was add those two lines
+< rworkman> ferdna: okay. Good luck.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2029, 2016-01-13
+%
+<MajObviousman> fucking piece of worthless arrogant spittlesucking
+arselicking vomit breathing piece of shit vcenter LOG ME THE FUCK
+IN ALREADY
+<MajObviousman> ... that actually worked
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030, 2016-02-01
+%
+<tyork> I need some of your help, guys :x
+<tyork> I need to find a way to get some grip on carpet, specifically
+for my racing pedals. I'm thinking of mounting the pedals to a thin peice
+of plexiglass that would have some magical grippy thing on the underside
+<MajObviousman> I know where we can hide the body
+<MajObviousman> --... oh
+* MajObviousman neverminds
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031, 2016-02-03
+%
+Talking about OpenStack:
+
+<maldridge> Vaelatern: there's a handy 400 page guide for that
+<Vaelatern> 400 page guide. For each service.
+<MajObviousman> you really only have to read the back 385 pages of
+it though
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032, 2016-02-11
+%
+<@gycon> puts hand on the wall while having a piss
+<@gycon> notices giant spider
+<@gycon> doesn't spill a drop
+<@gycon> legend
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033, 2016-02-11
+%
+<Alan> I'm glad that I'm not there [noobfarm]
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034, 2016-02-11
+%
+<+ninjabox> sometimes I would go to that room just to lay down and sober
+up between classes
+<+ninjabox> ....
+<+ninjabox> damn enter button has a mind of its own
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2035, 2016-02-14
+%
+<drijen> what did hay do to you MajObviousman
+<MajObviousman> it called me ugly
+<drijen> MajObviousman: well then
+<MajObviousman> I'm going to go hit it with a pitchfork and then stick
+my dick in it triumphantly to assert dominance
+<drijen> MajObviousman: fuck it up
+<MajObviousman> you're gorram right I will
+<MajObviousman> PREPARE FOR MY SEED TO BE IN YOU, HAY
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2036, 2016-02-14
+%
+<drijen> .xkcd sudo
+<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query.
+<drijen> BULLSHIT
+<Vaelatern> .xkcd Sandwich
+<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query.
+<Vaelatern> BULLSHIT
+<Alan> .xkcd bullshit
+<lugbrahtomy> http://xkcd.com/1357 [Free Speech]
+<drijen> lol!
+<Alan> lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037, 2016-02-15
+%
+tiddy> YaY cooter goo
+* You are now known as cooter-goo
+<Demon_Fox> That didn't turn out how I intended
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2038, 2016-02-17
+%
+<ProbablyAndy> i watch youtube videos with netcat
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2039, 2016-02-19
+%
+<ProbablyAndy> no, making anything dirty.
+<shonudo> ah, that
+<shonudo> indeed
+<shonudo> down and then some
+<ProbablyAndy> we like going down
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2040, 2016-02-21
+%
+<wiglet> nope. 4.4.2 is giving me no love
+<M0E-lnx> BUILD 3?
+<wiglet> yesasir
+<M0E-lnx> you sure?
+<wiglet> dude, i can count to potato. yes im sure
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041, 2016-02-23
+%
+<Skalar> Canada is america's hat
+<Mozart> And Florida is its penis.
+<svetlana> Hahahaha.
+<Skalar> florida is peeing on cuba
+<Skalar> look at the map
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2042, 2016-02-29
+%
+< fred> Achievement unlocked: cut myself with a facial tissue >_<
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2043, 2016-03-14
+%
+<m_wynn> I can't write more than 4GB to this filesystem!
+<Vaelatern> What a fat mess
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2044, 2016-04-05
+%
+<Kellin> you need to beat down the fools :)
+<tyork> You think they listen to LOGIC?
+<Kellin> I said beat them down
+<Kellin> who said LOGIC
+<drijen> you need an XOR for left fist or right fist
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2045, 2016-04-07
+%
+<khronosschoty> I wish I was born 1200 years ago
+<wiglet> your mom was
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2046, 2016-04-08
+%
+<+sodomy> The quotegrabs database needs to have anything with @grab in
+it removed :)
+<@firebird> sodomy, done :)
+<+Beebz> @ita firebird
+<@AgentSlackoff> sodomy, done :) ...in the ass
+<+Beebz> I believe sodomy is always done in the ass
+<+sodomy> I would say 'no shit', but it usually involves that too.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047, 2016-04-12
+%
+<drijen> you old fart
+<rob0> yes?
+<firebird> rob0, he wasn't summoning you, just reminding you to drink
+your prune juice before you go to bed.
+<rob0> oh.  Good idea, yes.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048, 2016-04-14
+%
+* drijen replaces MajObviousman with an AI and 1GB of ram
+<argonaut> too bad the AI is taybot
+<drijen> taybot with downs
+<argonaut> so taybot
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2049, 2016-04-20
+%
+<programisto> +1 argonaut FOR THE RECORD
+<MajObviousman> I'm too fat and my teeth are too white
+<programisto> NOT EVERYOEN GETS DEPORTED
+<programisto> THAT'S A HELL OF A STORY
+<programisto> damnit
+<programisto> damnit
+<programisto> going to find out who created caps lock and murder them
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050, 2016-04-21
+%
+(drijen is having his roof replaced)
+
+<drijen> lol i used galvinized nails to hold down the tarp
+<drijen> they are pounding the absolute fuck out of it
+<drijen> kinda feel bad now
+<MajObviousman> so ... the contractors are gangbanging your roof and
+you're ok with this
+<MajObviousman> you're probably going to need some extra paper towels
+once they're done
+<programisto> maybe if you film it you can make some money....
+<programisto> ROOF GETS DESTROYED
+<programisto> then you can have a lot of crreepy comments abotu the roof
+<MajObviousman> gritty amateur takes it from five guys at one time
+<programisto> lol
+<programisto> just lol
+<phy1729> ok I lol'd
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051, 2016-04-21
+%
+<phy1729> ninjabox: why are you running ospf?
+<maldridge> probably so that the system can compute the most efficient
+path from one side of his room to the other
+<maldridge> it would be particularly cool if it could do that and figure
+in the location of the cat
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052, 2016-04-24
+%
+< sodomy> BP{k}: You watching the snooker too?
+< BP{k}> sodomy: yes
+< rob0> NEWS FLASH: BP{k} consents to sodomy.  Film at 11.
+< rob0> @grab BP{k}
+<@AgentSlackoff> Ding!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053, 2016-05-02
+%
+<drijen> i overpaid for it, hardcore
+<drijen> and its too small
+<drijen> so i'm so mad i want it gone so i don't have to look at my
+failure anymore
+<argonaut> are we still talking about your dick
+<drijen> damn
+* drijen looks for a burn center location
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2054, 2016-06-08
+%
+<Ztag100> Any ideas what distros are working well on tablets? I have a
+venue 11 pro, and I'm trying to figure out what I want to run on it.
+<devslash> Im trying to mount my windows partition in linux. My windows
+partition is on an SSD configured as raid0. I did fdisk -l and it appears
+as sda1. when i mount it it says special device /dev/sda1 does not exist
+<Ztag100> It looks like ubuntu is compatible, but I'm not sure if anyone
+knows a distro with a good tablet + laptop interface....
+<devslash> Ztag100, ios
+<gsaul> devslash: -_-
+<Ztag100> devslash: brilliant
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055, 2016-06-13
+%
+<fuzzbawl> MY servers don't have that affliction. Shit is backed up
+in three spots three different ways. Disk snapshot and replicated to
+secondary SAN, Bacula to primary and twice a week Bacula replicates
+(replicate job) to a secondary bacula in a different state
+<fuzzbawl> but who needs that shit? YOLO RAID!
+<Dominian> YOLO
+<rob0> YOLO
+<fuzzbawl> someone hit the electronic air horn button and let's get some
+drunk white girls covered in glitter, desperation and college debt in
+here doing body shots
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2056, 2016-06-27
+%
+Concerning Chris Punches, a.k.a. cpunches, a.k.a. dartmouth a.k.a. many
+others...
+
+< sodomy> TommyC: I know.. it's hard to believe he was bread rather
+than spawned.
+< TommyC> sodomy: Must've been one hell of a yeast infection.
+< rob0> lol
+< sodomy> TommyC: A yeast infection can be cured...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2057, 2016-07-25
+%
+nooper: i don't like to do backups. also, i hate not having backups. what
+do?
+aceofspades1: 1. obtain cactus
+aceofspades1: 2. take off your pants
+aceofspades1: 3. shove the cactus in your asshole
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2058, 2016-07-25
+%
+rworkman: Marriage is like a walk in the park.
+rworkman: Jurassic Park.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059, 2016-07-31
+%
+<Dominian> so sick of my name today
+<Dominian> lol
+<Kellin> Dominian:
+<Kellin> Dominian:
+<FriedBob> Hey you!
+<MajObviousman> hey Asspike McShitserface
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060, 2016-08-16
+%
+* alanhuang is incorrigible and inconvincible
+<drijen> inconceivable!
+<alanhuang> try me.
+<alanhuang> careful, I bite
+ * drijen puts on a wig and boobs
+<Vaelatern> Oh, this is excellent
+<phy1729> o.O
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061, 2016-08-18
+%
+<MajObviousman> quick, I need someone to say yes to what I'm about to ask
+<MajObviousman> alcohol before noon?
+<Tea> nope
+<MajObviousman> but breakfast mimosas are a thing
+<MajObviousman> why not breakfast scotch?
+<Tea> breakfast tea
+<MajObviousman> it's a cleanse. Alcohol is antibacterial, see, and I'm
+just trying to keep my gut flora from growing out of control after those
+hotwings last night
+<MajObviousman> so it's healthy
+<Tea> noooope
+<MajObviousman> you are the enemy of fun
+<Tea> yes
+<Tea> yes i am
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062, 2016-08-20
+%
+Dualist> some days ago the i've inserted some pre-burned dick into my
+disk drive, mounted it from the shell, did everything i wanted to do
+and ejected it from console...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063, 2016-08-25
+%
+<Skywise> i disagree
+<ttkp> you're doing that thing again
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064, 2016-09-07
+%
+* andarius flexes then goes for a beer
+* firebird refunds those who bought tickets to andarius' gun show and
+were disappointed.
+* firebird hides
+ <andarius> Indeed. No guns here, those are for kids.
+* andarius puts the artilery away!
+ <drijen> oh god, i just shot milk from my nose
+ <rob0> Cow-BOOM
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065, 2016-09-07
+%
+<S4nD3r>  /msg NickServ identify carlosalexsander
+<ranguli> might want to change your password now S4nD3r.. :/
+* S4nD3r has quit (Disconnected by services)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066, 2016-09-16
+%
+<gitgud> yeah thats fine. i'm trying to mitigate mitm
+<gitgud> or witm
+<gitgud> dont wanna be sexist
+<kline> pitm
+<gitgud> yes
+<gitgud> thats the word
+<derpherp128> sitm
+<MetaNova> nah nah nah, why you gotta discriminate by species
+<MetaNova> titm
+<MetaNova> thing in the middle
+<MetaNova> it's the only proper label
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067, 2016-09-21
+%
+* MrElendig slaps Rick_James
+<Rick_James> you cant slap Rick_James.... wtf?!?!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068, 2016-10-09
+%
+wigums> we're gonna breed the stupid out of this country
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2069, 2016-11-01
+%
+<TimTheEnchanter> I personally would set that code aside and write my
+own driver, then make note of the non-portablity of the provided code in
+the report or assignment comments. As it is not provided by the prof,
+it is not a slight against their technical ability to mention that it
+is not portable.
+<TimTheEnchanter> if it were provided by the prof, I would just find
+an ubuntu machine to run it on and not bother with trying to make the
+code better.
+<maldridge> ...
+<maldridge> you understand what a tun driver is right?
+<Vaelatern> Which OS?
+<TimTheEnchanter> no. I take it that such a thing is quite complicated. In
+that case... I'd go with the latter and just run it on an ubuntu image
+<maldridge> Vaelatern: take a wild guess based on scrollback
+<Vaelatern> tun0 sounds OpenBSD
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070, 2016-11-27
+%
+<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
+<Cthon98> ********* see!
+<AzureDiamond> hunter2
+<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
+<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
+<Cthon98> thats what I see
+<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
+<Cthon98> Absolutely
+<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
+<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
+<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
+<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
+<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show
+to us as *******
+<AzureDiamond> awesome!
+<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
+<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as
+hunter2 cause its your pw
+<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071, 2016-11-28
+%
+<genio> ooooh. we got a new blendtec blender.  what should I blend first?
+<buu> php
+<nchambers> the old blender
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072, 2016-12-01
+%
+<woddf2> sodomy: Oh, and
+https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5ju6fc/nsfw_tags_are_basically_clickbait/
+<Dominian> https://goo.gl/0qQPyn  NSFW
+<@JackMehoffman> Title: RickRoll'D - YouTube
+<Dominian> FUCK YOU BOT!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073, 2016-12-22
+%
+< kulinacs> Do naughty sysadmins get systemd for christmas?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074, 2016-12-29
+%
+<wigums> some people are just idiots
+<Skywise> yeah, they think they can be dicks without consequences
+<wigums> thank you
+<wigums> ++
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2075, 2016-12-30
+%
+<kenb0t> whats motd?
+<NotsoRoyal> Message of the day
+<kenb0t> do you use motctl to manipulate it?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076, 2017-01-02
+%
+<nostrora> gry, there is no critical data on this disk because all is on
+github (open source etc.) but sometime linux is freezing because SMART
+read error..
+<nostrora> i want to force my boss to buy new hard drive.. because this
+one is veryy slow and my boss can't understand it's hurt me everyday
+<nostrora> for him, when linux/windows is starting, the disk is good
+<nostrora> so i want to kill disk :p
+<nostrora> do you know how to destroy CPU :) (i want i7) lol just
+kidding. thanks for this ;)
+<nostrora> maybe i have to destroy my boss to get new one
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077, 2017-01-02
+%
+<tyork> overprovisioning in porn seems like an even worse issue than
+overprovisioning on the network
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078, 2017-01-06
+%
+MajObviousman | my dick isn't long enough
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079, 2017-01-11
+%
+* phy1729 saw m_wynn in #ansible
+<drijen> :O
+<drijen> STALKER
+<phy1729> I prefer the term omnipresient information gatherer.
+<kulinacs> I heard there was an acronym for that.
+<kulinacs> NSA I think?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080, 2017-01-19
+%
+< phy1729> Having certain rights is a moral thing. You can't prove
+scientifically that you have rights.
+< kulinacs> phy1729: I agree. But I would say the government should
+define morals that involve detriment to our society, not what any given
+religion believes.
+< Alan> yep, which is why I so often question rights
+< phy1729> Yes yes see that line on the mass spec? Yep that's his
+rights. Hrmmm looks like he's missing the right to be an asshat.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2081, 2017-02-01
+%
+<Alan> I just feel overwhelmingly annoyed
+<phy1729> Alan: you could join me on binge watching The West Wing and
+pretending it's invasive CSPAN
+<phy1729> I'm in season 2 already
+<Vaelatern> Or you could learn http://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Duvet-Cover
+<hotbot> [ How to Change a Duvet Cover: 11 Steps (with Pictures) -
+wikiHow ] - www.wikihow.com
+<Vaelatern> I tried the second way, the rolling method. It worked. The
+endorphins are going to keep me up for an houyr.
+<Vaelatern> But sure your thing sounds fulfilling too
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082, 2017-02-09
+%
+<gry> i suck at using websites, fs is more my thing
+<Jason> gry: FS?
+<Jason> functional sites?
+<Juesto> Free Software
+<Juesto> you dumbo
+<gry> Jason: filesystem
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083, 2017-02-09
+%
+<MajObviousman> some things never change
+<+lorddrijen> me being an ass
+<+lorddrijen> yeah
+<MajObviousman> you're the old man here
+  * lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with a water hose
+  * MajObviousman strips down and enjoys free shower
+  * lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with sand
+<MajObviousman> OW OWOWOWOWOW
+<MajObviousman> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
+  * lorddrijen wins
+<+lorddrijen> flip side, you're still getting clean
+<MajObviousman> OF ALL MY SKIN YOU DIPPIN DOTS EATING MOTHERFUCKER
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084, 2017-03-15
+%
+<MajObviousman> GTswagger: you're not wearing a fedora, are ou?
+<@GTswagger> MajObviousman:  Nah, I'm good enough at repelling women
+without the use of anti-woman hat wear.
+<rob0> woman repellant ... hmm, could be a market for that
+<MajObviousman> it's called Axe
+ * WarheadsSE laughs horribly, context son
+<Kellin> well, people do always tell folks to 'knock 'em dead' when they
+are going out for a date right?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085, 2017-03-15
+%
+<Milko> a bunch of kittens are called a litter, a bunch of litter is
+called a mess. a bunch of mess is called IRC.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086, 2017-03-19
+%
+<wigums> ya know.... you buy a box of 18 corn dogs and the instructions
+are for 1 corn dog
+<wigums> wtf?
+<wigums> dont make them for a party you'll be microwaving all day
+<ewong> wigums: um..   does it matter how many you put in the microwave?
+I think you can put 10 corn dogs and use the same time as 1 corn dog?
+it's not like the microwave emissions can discern which corn dog to
+nuke first.?
+<ewong> or did I miss a joke somewhere?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087, 2017-03-21
+%
+<lorddrijen> i have a baby shower to atted
+<phy1729> lorddrijen: protip: do not show up in a bathing suit expecting
+a shower of water
+<phy1729> #lifeTipsWithPhy
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088, 2017-03-24
+%
+phy1729 | Still 6 cups or 900g of ice cream ~ 1 can of soda
+phy1729 | (my reference soda is sprite at 38g and coke at 39g)
+givemefive | your blue bell reference is wrong?
+givemefive | are you getting that 6g from somewhere else
+givemefive | other than the nutrition facts
+phy1729 | crap wtf did I look at
+givemefive | on a per weight basis soda even seems less as 8oz of soda
+is ~240g and 8oz of ice cream is 148g
+Alan | what did you do phy
+givemefive | oz being the liquid form lol..
+phy1729 | I ... I don't know
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089, 2017-03-24
+%
+< csnxs> I sent an abuse report to DO, and started getting some DO
+newsletter thing in my inbox
+<@jleal> classy
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090, 2017-05-04
+%
+Epakai | we got frontier to replace our battery back up and even upgrade
+our modem, but my mom loves to badger them on the phone
+lorddrijen | can i hire your mom
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091, 2017-05-10
+%
+<tyork> Wee, i love vmotioning machines while im actively doing things
+on them without issue
+<lorddrijen> vmotioning?
+<rob0> like emotion, but virtual
+<lorddrijen> tyork: STOP HAVING CAM SEX WITH WHORES
+<MajObviousman> uhhh ...
+  * MajObviousman edges out of frame
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092, 2017-05-18
+%
+tyork | sounds like another tire has a nail/screw in it too
+Kellin | tyork: stop getting screwed
+tyork | heh
+Dominian | lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093, 2017-05-22
+%
+< Phanes> any downsides to aliasing mv to rsync?
+Tadgy facepalms
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094, 2017-05-25
+%
+<tyork> oh god, burning hot coffee like hot lead in my gut
+<tyork> tear it out, tear it out
+<MajObviousman> RIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUNDS
+<lorddrijen> CHEESE GRATE THE DICK'
+<MajObviousman> ok so you took that to a whole new level that I'm super
+uncomfortable with
+<MajObviousman> I think I need to sit down for a moment and just hold
+my pecker as an act of solidarity
+<MajObviousman> it's ok little guy, he won't harm you
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2095, 2017-06-01
+%
+<@maldridge> can you people stop pinging me?
+<@maldridge> I'm trying to sign a lease here!
+<phy1729> DHCPOFFER 172.20.234.197
+<@maldridge> ...
+<phy1729> I'm offering you a lease
+<@maldridge> I am not signing that
+<@maldridge> you didn't even include an authenticating signature
+<@maldridge> do you even rfc3118
+<phy1729> don't think I do
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096, 2017-06-13
+%
+<JFK911> whats crack cost
+<wigums> if you have to ask you cant afford it
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097, 2017-09-08
+%
+<drijen> my first few weeks of *nix were characterized by opening a new
+term to kill -9 vim
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2098, 2017-09-20
+%
+FatalNIX> You know if HAL9000 ran on systemd it'd probably have comitted
+suicide
+<geod> but we would never know because its dramatic suicide notes would
+all be buried in the binary log
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099, 2017-10-17
+%
+<andarius> tyork: Yeah, Cisco TAC
+<jontz> FriedBob: Gives new meaning to TACo Tuesday
+<Kellin> jontz: Lettuce network together
+<jontz> Kellin: We can work on the router, where the packets meat
+<rob0> oh cheesy puns, is that salsa can come up with?
+<Kellin> we could pepper you with more rob0
+<tyork> worst thing about tac is they they're pento'd proprietary
+solutions
+<jontz> That wasn't very rice of them
+<rob0> you've all bean bad
+<jontz> I don't know what the shell you're talking about
+<tyork> very nice
+<Kellin> whatchu guacin' about jontz ?
+<jontz> Don't get all sour Kellin. I'll cream you!
+<fuzzbawl> I leave for a few minutes and you all get jalapeno crazy
+<jontz> That's what happens when you pico your friends poorly
+<Kellin> we're all saucy
+<fuzzbawl> you might say we're all a little silly-antro
+<jontz> you've crossed the lime with that one fuzzbawl
+<rob0> chili out guys
+<Kellin> it's be-cumin odd now
+<fuzzbawl> You saying we got beef?
+<jontz> I'm sayin' I'm right here, unless you are chicken.
+<rob0> you all taco the talk, but do you wacko the walk?
+<fuzzbawl> you mean the whole enchilada? not since the accident
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100, 2017-10-18
+%
+<benonsoftware> wastrel: Can you take me to France?
+<wastrel> benonsoftware: no i can't i am saving the
+money for a $2000 laptop
+<benonsoftware> I'm getting a $2000 laptop!? Thanks!
+<Sveta> what a plot twist
+<chu> That's very generous of you wastrel!
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101, 2017-10-25
+%
+<Inari> ben_mkiv: Learn the are of proper case
+<ben_mkiv> ok, if you learn the art of spelling ;)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102, 2017-10-30
+%
+<erasmus> what is poonsauce?
+<JFK911> $10
+<erasmus> wow good deal
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103, 2017-11-01
+%
+<FatalNIX> guys, it's judgement day!
+<la_mettrie> show your tits and we'll judge them
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104, 2017-12-14
+%
+nextloop: how do you usually shutdown and log out?
+nextloop: console?
+lord|:	  nextloop: I shutdown and log out by writing /dev/urandom to
+randomly selected blocks on my SSD including the encryption
+key header, then I run `stress` and power off all of the fans, and then
+once the computer is melted I rip out my SSD, send it
+through an industrial hard drive shredder, then melt the SSD dust into
+a homogenous mixture, and then call NASA and tell them to
+launch this chunk of metal into the sun
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105, 2018-01-08
+%
+<izabera> can i remove all the borders in tmux?
+<nchambers> yes
+<nchambers> whats the bg color of your terminal?
+<izabera> black
+<nchambers>
+https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-Permanent-Markers-Point-Black/dp/B000QYLCWK
+<nchambers> DIY
+<izabera> thanks
+<nchambers> np
+<izabera> i had high hopes and you didn't disappoint me
+<nchambers> i only provide top quality tech support
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2106, 2018-02-19
+%
+<Vaelatern>
+https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/25/john-kasich-says-us-two-party-system-dying-predict/
+gosh I hope so
+<hotbot> [ John Kasich says U.S. two-party system dying, predicts
+'multi-party' future - Washington Times ] - www.washingtontimes.com
+<maldridge> I read that as 'multi-party feature'
+<maldridge> ah yes, when I install this latest update, the 2-party
+limitation will be gone, now I can have up to 4096 parties before I'll
+need another patch
+<phy1729> only 4K?
+<phy1729> Are they all on separate vlans?
+<Vaelatern> have you seen facebook? They definitely are talking past
+each other
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107, 2018-02-25
+%
+* maldridge really needs to build some automation that just shows a diff
+and does swipe left/swipe right
+* maldridge now realizes how that probably sounded
+<qtness[m]> so, tinder but for git ?
+<maldridge> yes?
+<qtness[m]> sounds good
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108, 2018-03-05
+%
+<drijen> LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY ASSAULT PENIS
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109, 2018-03-08
+%
+Referencing https://noobfarm.org/?id=3100
+
+<maldridge> man, Vaelatern's duvet cover has nothing on my bicycle tire
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110, 2018-03-13
+%
+<maldridge> tax returns
+<maldridge> if the software truly is point click done, that's great
+<maldridge> but I work on building point-click-done software, and usually
+its point-click-explode
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111, 2018-03-19
+%
+<phy1729> this throws a wrench in my plans to write an NFA POSIX regexec
+<uplime> catch(wrench) {
+<uplime> }
+<uplime> problem solved
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2112, 2018-04-01
+%
+<Vaelatern> Am I optimistic? No. Do I think this will fix things? Yes.
+<Vaelatern> All the things? I will find you
+<Vaelatern> out*
+<Vaelatern> that came out creepier than I intended
+<maldridge> ok liam neeson
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113, 2018-04-09
+%
+<Cthulhux> most people i randomly meet are smartphone peripheral devices.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114, 2018-04-19
+%
+<tyork> woot, optics and fiber are here
+<tyork> but they put all of the different coded ones in the same
+package..hmm
+<MajObviousman> I guess you'll just have to plug them all in and one by
+one shine them in your eye
+<MajObviousman> whichever damages your eye the most is the highest
+wavelength
+<tyork> even that wont help, the only difference in them is what vendor
+theyre programmed to mimic
+<tyork> so id be equally blind, except the cisco one would hit a bug
+and reboot
+<MajObviousman> only the best support from Cisco
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2115, 2018-04-20
+%
+<amlz> wait wait.
+<amlz> so i knew south korea was supposedly blasting radio shit at
+north korea
+<amlz> i assumed propaganda
+<amlz> but turns out it was just k-pop? lol
+<flatliner> Haha yup
+<flatliner> Can you imagine the horror on the northern side of the DMZ
+when gagnam style was all the rage
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116, 2018-04-23
+%
+02:37 <maldridge> https://noobfarm.org/add
+02:38 <maldridge> manual review as it was, but I haven't built the
+tools to do that yet, so I shall be reviewing quotes with emacs until
+further notice
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2117, 2018-06-19
+%
+< pakcjo> Is anyone forced to use ubuntu in here?
+< ananke> why, are you trying to form a support group for molested
+linux users?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118, 2018-07-10
+%
+<Vaelatern> I wonder how many LoC would need to change to accomodate a
+shift from Rep/Dem to three major parties
+<Alan> an amusing thought exercise
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119, 2018-07-11
+%
+<kerframil> FManTropyx: also, the stock .bash_profile can likely be
+found at /etc/skel/.bash_profile
+<kerframil> er, the stock .bashrc, sorry
+<Dagmar> It's not /etc/systemd-skel now?
+<kerframil> +1 that was actually pretty funny
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121, 2018-07-18
+%
+<Nilium> I have so many things in my wallet from like 10 years ago
+with "do not lose" written on them and I have no idea what they're for
+anymore. I suspect they are now lose-able.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2122, 2018-07-21
+%
+EionRobb1: https://buttplug.io/
+Masca: dammit, I feel like I should wait to get home to click that link.
+r0bby: click it
+EvilDennisR: Don't tell me how to click
+Alver: EvilDennisR, with your finger
+-> the left one
+-> on the right hand, probably
+-> You know, the right hand, where your thumb is on the left
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123, 2018-08-21
+%
+<AmandaC> why the fuck did tar --delete -f ... cause the tar file to
+almost double in size?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2124, 2018-09-05
+%
+[07:11:03:pm] <cyberzeus> Anyone know if it's possible to have more than
+1 DHCP server on a given interface?  Whenever I try, my hEX barks at me...
+[07:11:46:pm] <cyberzeus> My goal is to be able to have different lease
+times per subnet without having to explicitly set the lease time at the
+reservation level...
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2125, 2018-09-12
+%
+21:32 <phy1729> You do know that most of the time I give a life tip,
+it's because I just fucked that thing up right?
+21:33 <phy1729> except for that one on noobfarm
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126, 2018-09-17
+%
+21:38 <maldridge> and now this is on noobfarm
+21:38 <phy1729> sigh
+21:43 <maldridge> well, it will be once I can su over to the noobfarm user
+21:43 <maldridge> I have zero motivation to fix the database
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127, 2018-09-17
+%
+<DrJ> you can only dream of the networks I've managed
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129, 2018-09-18
+%
+<Vaelatern>
+https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-to-be-replaced-with-room-full-of-monkeys-throwing-feces
+<hotbot> [ Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing
+Feces | The Babylon Bee ] - babylonbee.com
+<phy1729> wait, that's a change?
+<maldridge> its probably a transparency initiative
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2130, 2018-09-30
+%
+00:54 <lorddrijen> maldridge: your advice is appreciated you
+00:54 <lorddrijen> s/you/
+00:54 <coldbot> lorddrijen meant to say: maldridge: r advice is
+appreciated you
+00:54 <lorddrijen> i did not
+00:54 <lorddrijen> s/g//you
+00:54 <coldbot> lorddrijen meant to say: maldride: r advice is appreciated
+you
+00:54 <lorddrijen> fuick it
+00:54 <maldridge> lol
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132, 2018-11-21
+%
+<tdh> some professors this semester are giving me really unrealistic
+expectations for grading turnaround
+<tdh> dr cankaya is getting final exam grades back in just over 12 hrs
+<tdh> meanwhile i would really like the homework i submitted in october
+for another class to be graded pls
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2133, 2018-12-14
+%
+00:53 <Cogitri> Well, are the pkgs indexed in the repodata?
+00:53 <Vaelatern> Cogitri: he's running on the mirror, I hope so :D
+00:53 <maldridge> Cogitri: I'd hope so since this is a core mirror
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134, 2018-12-18
+%
+<lorddrijen> i should honestly just install a spell checker into my
+irc client
+<lorddrijen> it seems to get worse the older i get
+<maldridge> they are wroth
+<maldridge> *worth
+<derelict> lol
+<maldridge> feel fre to noobfarm that
+<maldridge> ...
+<maldridge> I give up
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135, 2018-12-20
+%
+17:58 <phy1729> I don't know the song, so I can't help make up lyrics
+17:58 <maldridge> m_wynn:
+17:58 <m_wynn> no
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136, 2019-01-02
+%
+23:17  * maldridge phones in Vaelatern's terminals
+23:17 <Vaelatern> huh what?
+23:18 <maldridge> they were suspicious
+23:18 <maldridge> the commercial said I should phone it in
+23:18 <Vaelatern> Ah
+23:18  * phy1729 phones in maldridge's second X server
+23:18 <maldridge> yes but that actually is suspicious
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137, 2019-01-30
+%
+13:58 <Nilium> rewrite all package templates in node.js
+13:58  * Nilium goes back to lunch
+13:59 <maldridge> I'm surprised you didn't suggest some kind of erlang
+lambda
+13:59 <Nilium> wait do that instead
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138, 2019-02-02
+%
+04:33 <m_wynn> "you're an idiot" says university student routing a
+network through a cardboard box
+04:33 <maldridge> I'll have you know that cardboard box was humming
+along at 990mbps
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139, 2019-02-03
+%
+<alanhuang> it's always a shock when a piece of code I've written
+functions almost perfectly on the first run
+<alanhuang> and after another poke, I can amend it to say "on the specific
+input I happened to give"
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140, 2019-02-26
+%
+<maxice8[m]> i don't know docker i assume it is CMD or RUN
+--> noah_h (~noah_h@funkyboy.zone) has joined
+<Gottox> RUN
+<maxice8[m]> TO THE HILLS
+<noah_h> Alawys good to see when you join a channel
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141, 2019-03-01
+%
+<maldridge> then you'll fix the ownership on the other side, unless
+you're doing this online
+<lorddrijen> well I want the files raw
+<lorddrijen> no users, no perms etc
+<maldridge> well, this is linux so you're going to get those anyway
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142, 2019-03-24
+%
+< swaggboi> they pushed an update to my girlfriend's iphone... now
+instead of "4g" it says "5ge". I hope they downloaded more ram too
+< Tadgy> Cool, now it'll be much quicker for her to send me her naked
+pics.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143, 2019-04-17
+%
+12:31 <opal> the point is postfix actually follows unix philosophy lol
+
+(opal has clearly never actually run postfix)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144, 2019-04-19
+%
+20:47 <zx2c4> decke[m]: i've resolved to just workaround this freebsd
+kernel disaster with a series of hacks
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145, 2019-04-20
+%
+22:27 <Nilium> I'm not core, so I just do short bursts of contribution
+to make sure I'm annoying people and work doesn't drive me insane.
+22:27 <maldridge> Nilium: how's that working?
+22:27 <Nilium> Work's still driving me insane
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146, 2019-04-20
+%
+<m_wynn> This is not a major problem, as the frontend quietly discards
+most errors
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2147, 2019-04-22
+%
+23:57 <Vaelatern> Pine's hardware is good because A) it's cheap
+23:57 <Vaelatern> There is no B
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148, 2019-05-11
+%
+<maldridge> tdh: you've replaced that power supply right?
+<maldridge> you know, the one that will likely burst into flames at
+some point?
+<phy1729> I mean, we will all burst into flames when the Sun expands
+and engulfs the Earth.
+<derelict> I'll probably be dead
+<maldridge> pretty sure a zfs scrub can recover that
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2149, 2019-06-02
+%
+23:03  * q66 is an enlightenment developer
+23:03 <q66> core team
+23:03 <maldridge> do you use it
+23:03 <q66> no
+23:03 <maldridge> point
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150, 2019-06-06
+%
+22:36 <xaltsc> Well, the machine did indeed explode
+22:42 <maldridge> I recommend you not stand near exploding machines
+22:43 <xaltsc> Such close-mindedness did not earn Marie Curie a Nobel.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151, 2019-06-07
+%
+##slackware has become overrun with goats lately.
+
+<phaeton> swim with the watergoats
+<MLanden> play with the yard goats...that is,if you head to Hartford
+in Connecticut
+<Skydroid> i'm going up the mountain today
+<phaeton> There you will find the mountain goats
+<Slumlord_> lol
+<phaeton> and maybe the sky goats
+<Slumlord_> good, stay up there
+* Slumlord_ drives the van loaded with the goats by the river
+<ewong> and not into it?
+<Slumlord_> i thought about it
+<Slumlord_> i cannot harm those goats
+<MLanden> indeed...chivalry amongst chevals
+<ewong> Goats wearing coats, eatings oats, afloat on a boat in a moat.
+<MLanden> then Horton looks at Slumlord_ who hears a fuck you!!
+<mmlj4> o/~ picture yourself on a goat on a river... o/~
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2152, 2019-07-11
+%
+20:47 <maldridge> those are the patterns java was designed for
+20:47 <maldridge> that *is* idiomatic java
+20:47 <Vaelatern> TypeHell
+20:47 <Vaelatern> Callback Hell is a thing, well, so is Class Hell
+20:48 <maldridge> MyTypeHell extends Purgatory implements
+GenericAfterLife, DLLHell, RuntimeCollisionWithEverything
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154, 2019-11-03
+%
+23:00 <+Vaelatern> phy1729: you are interrupting my date!
+23:00 <+phy1729> oh, oops
+23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+o phy1729] by ChanServ
+23:01 <@phy1729> Vaelatern: ping me when you're done
+23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+b Vaelatern!*@*] by phy1729
+23:01 <+Vaelatern> lol
+23:01 <-- phy1729 has kicked Vaelatern (now get off IRC dummy)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155, 2019-11-16
+%
+20:10 <Kellin> but the frenetic oddities?  the kind of inscrutable wtf
+are you saying moments?  that's all classic him
+20:14 <jkwood> I usually use that line about rob0
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156, 2019-11-21
+%
+<Devastator> why it is so difficult to pick a laptop? :(
+<auxy> because you are picking the least worst option
+<auxy> they're all trash
+<Armand> You have weak wrists, Devastator ?
+<Devastator> Armand why?
+<Devastator> it will be a gift for my dad
+<Devastator> not enough cash..
+<S_SubZero> ok then get off IRC and go mow lawns/shovel snow
+<Devastator> S_SubZero we don't have snow :(
+<S_SubZero> you may have lawns
+<S_SubZero> knock over a convenience store or something
+<Armand> Devastator: Ahhh... "pick a laptop".. I thought you meant
+"pick up.."
+<Armand> :P
+<gry> haha
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157, 2019-12-05
+%
+<cliff> i keep thinking of a shave, but last time i did, i found a potato
+head under it, and couldnt leave the house for 5 days
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158, 2019-12-17
+%
+01:55 <@_ikke_> I'm confused
+01:58 <@_ikke_> ok, confusion solved
+02:08 <maldridge> that was fast
+02:10 <@_ikke_> yes, I don't like to be confused
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159, 2020-02-01
+%
+<eyeoh> it's that hour
+<orlock> eyeoh: 4:04pm - Motivation not found..
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160, 2020-02-03
+%
+<m_wynn> good reason to start dating: try more pillows
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161, 2020-02-13
+%
+<sDrewth> baaaaaah I get sick of tables in works
+<sDrewth> annoying though not as annoying as speech quotation
+<ankry> sDrewth: handling tables is extremely easy comparing to music
+<sDrewth> fair call
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162, 2020-02-16
+%
+<2> this is just turning into buzzword soup
+<2> unirouters can connect you to omniproxies which let you talk to
+real services
+<2> but if those break then you can jump off a trampoline through a few
+bounce houses to get a shell and fix the problem...
+<1> are the real services micro services
+<1> is there a service mesh
+<2> no its an f-ing php monolith
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163, 2020-03-09
+%
+<maldridge> I want to do systems engineering, but the box of hard drives
+is over there --->
+<+phy1729> Just use pingfs
+<maldridge> can't
+<maldridge> the switch is still in a box over here <----
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164, 2020-05-09
+%
+20:48 <aedinius> I should update it. Fix the licenses, update to SPDX,
+and then make a list of identified licenses and which are incompatible.
+20:48 <zdykstra> I should shave my head again
+20:49 <emacsomancer> zdykstra: is that licensed?
+20:51 <zdykstra> I'm a rebel without a clause
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165, 2020-05-12
+%
+22:45 <q66> making a new format is not the problem
+22:45 <q66> i can probably write you one over the weekend
+22:45 <q66> it's transitioning to it that is the problem
+22:45 <ericonr> YAML templates
+22:46 <-- ChanServ has kicked ericonr (Banned: no)
+22:47 <aedinius> lmao
+22:47 <q66> reasonable
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166, 2020-05-22
+%
+18:26 <ericonr> aedinius: PR updated
+18:28 <aedinius> Okay. Ready to merge?
+18:29 <-- ericonr (~ericonr@xx.xx.xx.xx) has quit (Remote host closed
+the connection)
+18:29 <maldridge> well that was a statement
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167, 2020-06-25
+%
+<Greg> heeey chatbot
+<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
+<Greg> chatbot, what is the meaning of life?
+<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
+<Greg> if only someone could notify support about our presence in this
+room. Chatbot can you help with that?
+<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
+<Greg> oh super thanks!
+<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168, 2020-06-26
+%
+20:57 <lemmi> if zig had a stable language specification, i'd vote for
+a rewrite in zig. especially since this can be done incrementally. but
+for that zig needs to get to 1.0
+21:04 <q66> i'd disagree on implementing in xbps in any language that's
+1) not in gcc 2) doesn't have at least two stable implementations 3)
+isn't as portable as C/C++
+21:04 <q66> so basically rust, zig etc. are all out and will always be
+21:05 <maldridge> careful, that kind of logic supports a rewrite in Go
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169, 2020-06-26
+%
+<flyback> I had proper backups in the form of printouts
+<rascul> flyback how does that work for binary data?
+<flyback> it was irc and bbs logs
+<rascul> oh
+<flyback> contact info for friends online
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2170, 2020-06-28
+%
+<maldridge> I'd argue herding cats is easier, because you go into that
+assuming the cats to be adversarial
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2171, 2020-07-14
+%
+01:22 <drijen> you aiming for a developer answer or..
+01:23 <maldridge> I'm aiming for I'm trapped in an initrd and I think
+its presently 1970
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172, 2020-07-21
+%
+<maldridge> argonaut: I'm regretting trying to configure a VPC while
+sleep deprived and hungry
+<+phy1729> pkill -STOP -u maldridge
+<maldridge> I did
+<maldridge> I went and took a nap instead
+Mode +o phy1729 by ChanServ
+phy1729 has kicked maldridge (Did I SIGCONT you?)
+maldridge has joined
+Mode +o maldridge by ChanServ
+maldridge has kicked phy1729 (kernel thread)
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2173, 2020-07-30
+%
+<twainwek> FloridaMan: pls
+<FloridaMan> what is pls?
+<twainwek> Post Last Statement
+<[R]> FloridaMan: people like stuff
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174, 2020-08-10
+%
+<m_wynn> lmao I was wondering what was using all my ram earlier today
+<m_wynn> it was php-lang-server
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175, 2020-09-16
+%
+<DrDeke> For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every
+six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176, 2020-09-16
+%
+and I killed the network stack AGAIN
+
+DAMN IT LOGITECH YOU HAVE A MEMORY LEAK IN YOUR FTP SERVER.
+
+ON THE REMOTE
+
+SHUT UP
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177, 2020-09-17
+%
+<maldridge> new noobfarm is up
+<maldridge> now includes a search box and pagination
+<drijen> link your pateron
+<drijen> *patreon
+<maldridge> heh, i don't have one
+<firebird> yeah, maldridge is on onlyfans... :P
+<maldridge> ...
+<maldridge> I tabbed out for a bit and came back to this
+<firebird> haha
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178, 2020-09-21
+%
+<maldridge> I can build you a cardboard yacht
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180, 2020-09-22
+%
+<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles
+<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house
+<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia?
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181, 2020-09-25
+%
+<m_wynn> Did you see PHP 7.4 came out?
+<m_wynn> You can no longer treat a boolean like an array and get an
+empty string out
+
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182, 2020-10-09
+%
+<maldridge> have you considered there might be a good reason terraform
+doesn't let you do this
+<+phy1729> No. It shall be bent to my will.
+
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2183, 2020-10-13
+%
+<+phy1729> I mean I don't think my relationship with Cthulhu is secret.
+			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2184, 2020-10-13
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