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diff --git a/noobfarm.removed b/noobfarm.removed new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f65f0a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm.removed @@ -0,0 +1,6216 @@ +This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English. + +<Goblet> let's emulate netbios? +<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE +& +lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE +<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE +<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE +THERE! I'M HERE! +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES? +<sjmSK> AT LEA +ST NOT ME +<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME +<sjmSK> NOT ME +<_jv> NOT ME +<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT. +<bLeRp> MEEEE! +<G +oblet> (blerp is a samba box) +<__pint> HEY I AM HERE! +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL +ABOUT US TO OTHERS + IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE? +<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..." +<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI +LL BE THAT ONE! +<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<__pint> I AM! +<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> I AM! +<sjmSK> I'M NOT +< +holox> ME! +<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> ME! +<bLeRp> MEEEEE! +<holox> I'M HERE! +<sjmSK> WANTY0UME +<Goblet> NICE THAT +YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> MEEEE! +<bLeRp> NO, I AM! +<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file. +<bLeRp> I'M +THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE! +<Goblet> __pint, luckily :) +<__pint> NO, MEEEE! +<Goblet> cool netbios emulation +<__pint> <blue screen& +gt; + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC +% +-!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined +#slackman +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> i got pwnt +< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness +< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> lmfao +< Lambda> uber pwnt +< Lambda> i got uber pwnt +< Lambda> help e +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> oh god +< Lambda> please help me +< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD +< Lambda> HELP +< Lambda> PLEASE +-!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit [] +-!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ +< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS +< Lambda> :) +<@robw810> excuse me? +< Lambda> SUCK +< Lambda> MY +< Lambda> BALLS +< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER? +< Lambda> LMFSAO +< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling? +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS +< Lambda> UR THE TROL +< Lambda> ROFL +< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED +< Lambda> ? +< Lambda> BY ME +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< theblackbox> lol, how creative +< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> :) +< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here. +< Lambda> I OWN J00 +< rob0> bye +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away. +< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK +< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP +-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by +robw810 +-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810] +* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :) +<@robw810> :D + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #6 + Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC +% +<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #11 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC +% +<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit +<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin +<Dominian> hehe +<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him +<Dominian> might as well use bengay +<Dominian> no pun intended +<robw810> haha +<Dominian> hehe +<Dominian> well maybe a little +<Straterra> wow +<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs +<robw810> That was wrong +<Dominian> lol +<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron" +wrong +<Straterra> lol +<Dominian> lol +<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's" +<Dominian> lmao + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #14 + Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC +% +< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html +< `2StupidDogz> any ideea? +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come +from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something +that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created +/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ... +< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do? +< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself? +< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied.. +< robw810> yeah +< robw810> WHY? +< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out.. +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^ +< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it +will "help out?" +< `2StupidDogz> ... +< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines) +< `2StupidDogz> youre right.. +< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ? + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #15 + Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC +% +< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? +< straterra> Depends +< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ? +< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i +a woodchuck could chuck wood +< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck, +but with a larger memory footprint +< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood +enviroment +< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment +< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ? +< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego +< Zal> er, -z :-) +< mwalling> no, -r +< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to +be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck +< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring +< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo +< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has +the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it +< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his +name..god? +< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h> +< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl +< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood +and then it would be put under the GPL +< straterra> Oh, ok then. +< mwalling> general woodchuck license +< straterra> What about procreation though? +< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the +families +< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks +< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that +< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction +< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters? +< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with +a patched woodchuck +< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks +< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it +< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a + bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood? +< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone? +< mwalling> see rfc 1149 +< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory +< phrag> mwalling, rofl +< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high +latencies +< straterra> Might need something a bit faster +< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient +< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it +< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory +through step by step brain surgery +< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a +shit on your car should not be trusted +< straterra> mwalling: ROFL +< fadumpt> ROFL +< inflex> O_o +< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful +< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy? +< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me +< mwalling> could smell bad +< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks +< straterra> That could work +< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though +< phrag> am i drunk? +< straterra> phrag: perhaps +< mwalling> phrag: are we all? +< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a +problem +* skac pulls out the breath tester. +< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one +goes down +< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks? +< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir. +< fadumpt> sure +* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno +< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean? +< phrag> it means i'm good to go +< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction +< mwalling> boom +< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver +< fadumpt> then we're all screwed +< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source +< fadumpt> lawsuits insue + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #18 + Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC +% +< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement +last night +< straterra> Swear to god +< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream +< straterra> Yeah +< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our +copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and +they said "Fine..we will.." +< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream! +< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but +they never did +< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh +< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/ + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #20 + Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline +for six months. +< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it +< Dominian> hhe +<+Alan_Hicks> Nope. The power button was broke. +<+alienBOB> Haha +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> that's hiliarious +<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace +this machine. :^) + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #27 + Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC +% +* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings +< Dominian> he works fine most of the time +< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on +most systems." +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in +'wishing' state; may be unstable" +< Alan_Hicks> Ah! You must have an older version of me. Try upgrading to the +latest release. +< Dominian> odd... +< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the +resulting binary is huge. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why. +* Dominian edits out the crap +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah! Just run "make enima" +< Dominian> enema +< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too. (Spelling Processor Unit) +< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima. My kernel hackers can't spell. :^) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema +literally causes the machine to shit itself. +< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something... +< Dominian> ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense +--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks +< Dominian> hmmm.. +< Dominian> configure works... +< Alan_Hicks> That's possible. Did you include the kernel option for +pre-emption? That always causes problems. The ESP sub-system isn't fully +supported yet. +< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait +< Dominian> its the $ARCH +< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat +< Dominian> aha.. now make works +< Dominian> shit.. wait +< Dominian> nope.. +< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary... +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah! +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go.. +< Dominian> --build=backwoods-hick-compat +LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool +< Dominian> THERE we go + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #36 + Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC +% +< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you" +< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most +people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250 +X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #42 + Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC +% +< andarius_> i am installing PBJ +< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time? +< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time" +* andarius_ googles +< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking +* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #44 + Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC +% +* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again. +< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys " + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #50 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC +% +< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her +two + kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. + The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice + children you have there. Are they twins?? + + The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they +ain't, + oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think +they're + twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" + + "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't + believe you got laid twice." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #52 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0 +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, yeah but it's no good if i don't have the +prerequisites installed also +< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam +< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ? freshmeat and +google are playing dumb +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source?? +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, of course +< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ... +< rworkman> Heh +< Soul_keeper> ok got it +< rworkman> Go ahead and give up. It will be easier on you to admit failure +now. +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, lol +< rworkman> I'm serious. +< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before +< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source. You're +looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a + minimum) +< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs +< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i +installed the latest last week ... +< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found +< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess +< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have +noticed +< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too. :) +< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed? +< Soul_keeper> jre +< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports +of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #59 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC +% +< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork +--- time passes --- +< fred87> erm... wait a second... +< fred87> "ball", singular? +< fred87> not "balls"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #61 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC +% +This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO: + +A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling +the president one of the latest talking computers. +Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll +give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?" +Computer: 186,000 miles per second. +Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?" +Computer: George Washington. +President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my +father?" +Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia. +President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!" +Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a +twelve pound bass. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #70 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC +% +Phone conversation with customer... +---------------------------------------------------- +customer: $APPNAME doesn't work +me: whats the error? +customer: i dont know. i closed it. +me: can you reproduce it? +customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT. +me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT? +customer: i didn't know i had to +me: it was mentioned in the README file +customer: wheres that? +me: it was displayed at the end of the installer +customer: oh. i usually just close those things + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #75 + Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC +% +< dentonj> what's up? +< orlan> my 22"<g> +< tuxq> sick bastard + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #87 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC +% +( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages... +( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts +( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #93 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC +% +< fred87> +/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq +< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :) +< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed +this, da? +< Straterra> I'm a virgin +< fred87> there ya go. +< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g +< Straterra> BAH +< Straterra> :/ +< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change. +* BP{k} sighs +< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #96 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC +% +From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod: + +Those Slackware users are weird- +I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird, +but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird. +Its almost scary... + -- Faux_Pseudo + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #98 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC +% +< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's +thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #105 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC +% +21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here +21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before +unleashing paranoia on it :P +< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;) +< Straterra> I'm not scratching that +< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts? +< macavity> lol +< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes .. +< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #112 + Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC +% +< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested* +< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done +about it; obviously that's + at your discretion +< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them +< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before +applying global sanctions like k-lines +Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in +< Alan_Hicks> "attack"... To quote..... "You keep using that word. I do not +think it means what you + think it means." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #142 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC +% +A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new +BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. + +The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and +YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how +many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" + +The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully +grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?" + +The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to +his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a +GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he +then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high +resolution photo. + +The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to +an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an +email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored. + +He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet +with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on +his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints +out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet +printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 +sheep." + +"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. + +He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the +young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. + +Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what +your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" + +The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?" + +"You're a consultant." says the shepherd. + +"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" + +"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though +nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a +question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me +back my dog. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #144 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his +mind, and im concerned he might continue; im more or less being preventative +< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most +situations; if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys. +< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them? +< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM +< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems +< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be +< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give +him ops again +< Schroeder> I mean, seriously +< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP +crime on freenode + servers. It's in the policies. Schroeder I understand +that you're acquainted with + the abuser but I don't think this is your issue. +Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #145 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be. +What's the point in a + channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them? +< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting +reprimanded? +< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware +< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :) +< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel. ;-) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #146 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my +butt was offlint. Heh +< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar +< Dagmar> Hey now not fair. Quoting *entirely* out of context + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #148 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC +% +< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek. I just added a "changelog.txt" to document +changes I've made to this file :) +< mwalling_> umm +< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed +tortoiseSVN to all of the clients +< mwalling_> i win :P +< thrice`> lol +< thrice`> yeah +< thrice`> ;) +< heret|c> umm +< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey, +blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open +door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a +network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room +and says.. yeah i noticed. +< heret|c> i win. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #152 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC +% +( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly. You can think of UDP as the +retarded cousin of TCP. +( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #159 + Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC +% +( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #177 + Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC +% +02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows + WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"] +02:51 < fred> bah +02:51 < fred> lies. +02:51 < ^Jenn> haha +02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #197 + Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC +% +< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American + Idol is? +< fred> "Trash"? +< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #199 + Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can +grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #204 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC +% +< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is +written +< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong +< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the +Week :D + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #208 + Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC +% +11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name +*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #210 + Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC +% +< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" ::: +chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates +this more ::: chris gets kickbanned + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #229 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC +% +< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files " +ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386" +< lt_kije> visof_: stop +< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing +< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time +< lt_kije> your options are: +< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set +< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a +while and then come back +< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here +< lt_kije> do some work on your own + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #231 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC +% +* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)] +< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off. +* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to +announce that crap? +* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba +-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ +< nullboy> i sense a distrubance +* mwalling_ feels a chill +< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM! +< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!! +* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance +-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your +auto-away message when you rejoin.] +< DieRatte> lol +< nullboy> lmao +< mwalling_> LOL +< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway +on. +< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights +< nullboy> lol +-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion! +< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble" +< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #238 + Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC +% +< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys? +firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before +considering it junk. +< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker +that says "Dell"? +< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #258 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC +% +< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel +< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem +< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck. +< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple. +< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their +own stuff + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #263 + Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC +% +<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo? +<_sho_> no +<_sho_> what is it +<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to +perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #277 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC +% +<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router? I checked +the ethernet cable, everything secure. There are 3 other comps on the network +that can connect to Internet alright. +<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping" +<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ? +<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #295 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC +% +< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :) +-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork +< FriedBob> Special in what way though? +-!- mwalling is now known as mworking +< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense? +< rworkman> shit + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #298 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC +% +* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his +desk for true "medicinal purposes". + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #302 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on +the web +< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ? + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #306 + Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC +% +<Dominian> Hostname: Leave. +<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel. +<Hostname> Dominian, f**k +<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to +insult me correctly. +<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold. +<Dominian> Hostname: Wow. Impressive. Say something I don't understand to make +you self feel so high and mighty.. nice. +<Hostname> Dominian, kraut +<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know. +<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #316 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC +% +drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean + counters would laugh +drijen - but in work +heretic - yeah +drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES. +drijen - here for the logs: +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - and chocolate. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #327 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC +% +<patbam> hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk +sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how +to access the contents + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #338 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #339 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC +% +<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment +<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are! +<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was +asked to post +<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining. You were told to pastebin, not paste. +<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from +http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing +<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people +* cpeek has quit (Client Quit) +* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info +* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #364 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC +% +< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month +award +< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one +< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months? +< straterra> id like to thank my libido... +< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i +never could...and where right +< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape +dead things and bots.. +< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #368 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC +% +<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead? +<abnerdoon> yes, very much so +<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word} +<abnerdoon> nope +<abnerdoon> sorry +<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${} or without the ${} +<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3 +<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little +<Wuju> then do x + r = 7 +<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything +<Wuju> What are you doing in here then? +<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script? +<abnerdoon> lol +<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7 +<abnerdoon> ;) +<abnerdoon> heh +<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ? Set to $word if name is unset +? +<abnerdoon> not me, wuju +<Wuju> me +<Wuju> I know how to assign variables +<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${} <-- +with brackets and without +<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar +<grepper> it protects the variable +<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo? +<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong +<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :) +<grepper> echo $foobar would not work +<abnerdoon> lol +<Wuju> exuse me +<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables +<Wuju> and one assigned varible +<grepper> unset foo +<Wuju> thanks +<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it +<Wuju> im reading the set manual +<Wuju> for unset all +<Wuju> instead of relogging +<Wuju> unset -k ?? +<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new +one and work there +<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors +<Wuju> oh yeah +<Wuju> from set +<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree +<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication +<Wuju> let me try `` characters +<grepper> echo $((3*3)) +<Wuju> wait a minute.. +<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string +<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux +<Wuju> Thanks +<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #373 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> argh +< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy +< Catoptromancy> heh +< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and + invariably it\'s because you asked a question +* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be + A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #386 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC +% +<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ?? +<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh +<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory. +<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us +know what it says +<SlayckX> ok +<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s +<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening +<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a +shar, which means that you need to execute it +<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should +do) and then running it +<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either. +<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing. +<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh +<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this +<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute +././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh +<SlayckX> I already pasted this +<sekhmet> *sigh* +<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\" 2) pick one 3) copy-and-paste your whole +terminal screen into it 4) post the link here +<SlayckX> why? +<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening... +<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you? +<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too +<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead +<SlayckX> yes that would be better. +<SlayckX> bon appetit :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #389 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC +% +<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key, +it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\" +<Kaapa> ^V + tab +<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard? +<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v +<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt +:) +<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #399 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC +% +<C_Kode> Hey all. How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures? + I\'m not finding anything on Google. +<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\" pluggable authorization module +<savetheWorld> (or something like that) +<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #402 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC +% +* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} +<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) +<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with +bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #404 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC +% +< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\" +< thrice`> fuck, my company blows +< Dominian> er.. +< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha +< Dominian> lmao + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #406 + Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC +% +<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\" +Suspect: + \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\" + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #414 + Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC +% +< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using +8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why) +< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right? +< rob0> ok +< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D +< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL +-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by +peer\"] +<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #416 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC +% +<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in +use\" due to a conflict with itself? +<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port... +<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird. +<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #423 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC +% +< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #430 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC +% +< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ? +< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #445 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC +% +WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping. + Even so, this is worth the read... :-) + +<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear +that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware +cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with +System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style fact is +slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style +<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because +we have inittab and runlevels. +<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the +initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc', +<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program. +<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like. +<oneforall> BSD-style +<oneforall> SysV-style read it +<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as +allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with +rh and clones of it +<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything. +<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init +<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV +init system +<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is +used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it . +<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init. +<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER +<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so +it is BSD-like in that aspect. +<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style +<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init +<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V, +but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard +to see what that says +<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok? +<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think. +<oneforall> its not +<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside +from a lot of these dinky embedded ones +<oneforall> read +<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system. +<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not +all like is clamied here +<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init" +<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots. +<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init. +<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels. +<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file. +<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a +part of it and in a diffrent way than most +<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init. +<Dagmar> Not one little bit. +<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to +run based on that. +<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though. +<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts. No more, and no less. +<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this. +<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method. +<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make +things modular. +<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one +thing +<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time. +<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both +<oneforall> you just eat your own words +<Motoko-chan> Huh? +<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read. +<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init +<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init +<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what +runlevel because it has no runlevels +<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period. +<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said +trhere +<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear +<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV +<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init" +<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap +<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how +other modular systems do. +<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility +to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout* +<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init. +<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up? +<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny +it's existance. +<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect +Slackware's style. +<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php +<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used +<rworkman> no. +<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean +<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" +<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS +<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does +*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv +<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init. Period. +<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has +helped me once to understand the difference. +<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear +<rworkman> Yes, it is. +<Motoko-chan> Yes it is. +<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux +distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each +runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one +init script to each runlevel. +<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim +<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" +<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init" +<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG. +<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script +<oneforall> notice they are init scripts +<Motoko-chan> Correct. +<Dagmar> So what? +<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot. +<Dagmar> We have an init daemon. +<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is +system-v init. +<Dagmar> That makes us SysV. +<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people +<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD +init +<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo +if you take out that part yopur +fucked duh it only a f..g part +<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot +<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part. +##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. +##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by +rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112 +<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know +better. + +... and a few minutes later... + +<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air: +<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify +http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use +SysV init. It seems that some refuse to listen to reason. +<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit +being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the +appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made +manually) +<Dagmar> hehe +<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue? +<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of +us +<rworkman> :) + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #446 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC +% +[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined +##slackware. +[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of +keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must +[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P +[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long +[00:24] <dadexter> to read +[00:24] <macavity> :P +[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata +[00:25] <macavity> you just got here +[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta.. +[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally +useless, and leave +[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha +[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P +[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love +goooooooooooooooooold" +[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste +[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #449 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC +% +< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #453 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC +% +<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they? +<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!". + +(#totse @ slashnet.org) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #491 + Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC +% +< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle? +< dadexter_laptop> no +< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra +< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it +< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you? +< mwalling_> straterra: you want it? +< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine +< straterra> Want...what? +< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle +< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels +< straterra> Especially not people named Mark +< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich +< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad +day +< dadexter_laptop> wait +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle??? +< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want +it +< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy +< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich??? +< mwalling_> no +< bird603568> :o +< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich. +< mwalling_> next to my sandwich +< straterra> In your mouth? +< mwalling_> in the same box +< mwalling_> i don't like pickles +< dadexter_laptop> me neither +< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor +for your anus? +< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues +< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense +< bird603568> no pickle would be penis +< straterra> Duh +< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle +< mwalling_> yes. +< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar +< plee> yes.. some people do that +< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a +freakin week +< mwalling_> ok +< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm... +< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle +< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle? +< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted +< mwalling_> lengthwise +< straterra> Hmm +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!! +< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit +< mwalling_> going once! +< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it +< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost? +< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone +< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it +< plee> hehe + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #504 + Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC +% +16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has +joined #debian +16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey +16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me +16:21 < lamby> !ask +16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem +with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try + to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___." +Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or + pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all +volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't + get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org +------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine +16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #522 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC +% +< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that +they put on hair dryers. They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it. +< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the +rinse and repeat +< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing. See? People +don't follow directions. +< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #526 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC +% +< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #528 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC +% +< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock" +< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about +fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #530 + Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC +% +< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what +screen does!" +< mwalling> hehehe +< vbatts> ha +< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it +* CaptObviousman face palms + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #533 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC +% +< straterra> I love this laptop stand +< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it? +< Dominian> They call it the "erection" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #554 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC +% +< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear + holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #563 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC +% +<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea? +<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews +<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do +is make money from it +<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont +make him money to further the zionist agenda +<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by +gays?!?! WTF + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #565 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC +% +(Brian is a coworker) + +Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project +Straterra: STD +Brian: stuff to do? +Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do +Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better +Brian: I like mine better. :) +Straterra: I do too +Straterra: I think I shall steal it +Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake? +Straterra: lol +Straterra: Dude +Straterra: Rename RT that +Brian: STFU would rock +Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com +Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #569 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC +% +<USCA> us & ca universities +<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities +<amrit|wrk> huh? +<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;) +<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;) +<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #573 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC +% +< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger + "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a +snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #586 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC +% +16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short: I was in Wal-Mart checking +out. I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the +woman behind me says "You have a dog?" I couldn't resist. +<+rworkman> Me: "Nope. I'm getting back on the Purina diet. I used to weigh +over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it." She says, "You look +like you lost more than that." +<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out +last week." +<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?" Me: "No." +<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car +hit me" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #607 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC +% +<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless +<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy +<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer." +<thrice`> <3 +<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around? +<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister +<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend +<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the +last three lines, I've no idea what it was +<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here +<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #625 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC +% +< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P +< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same subnet as +the host OS +< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes +< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/ +< JKWood> Not this again... +-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck +< rob0> WOW it worked!! +< nullboy> lmao +< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ? +-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination +connected"] +< andarius> sweet +< rob0> That worked too! +< Buggaboo> What worked? +< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #629 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC +% +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages +OsamaK: "manpages"? +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #645 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC +% +<GoRpO> i have a problem .. +<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ... +<ciosad> doh +<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ? +<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs +<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs +partition +<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see +http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc +<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition +<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be +execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is +a ntfs partition +<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ? +<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at +http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk +<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within +linux. +<GoRpO> omg +<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;) +<sethk> amphi, thank you :) +<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can +kiss that fs goodbye +<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator). + That's just hideous +<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for +rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror +reanimator" ;) +<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh? +<sekhmet> amphi: Quite +<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was +sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs +<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment +<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is +interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable... +<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido " +<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment +<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;) +<sethk> reiser will kill you .... :) +<amphi> heh +<GoRpO> hehe +<GoRpO> reiser just killed me +<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs +partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a +reiser fs, bailing" +<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe +<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good +<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #654 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC +% +< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games + come with their own stuff if it's required +< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running + standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key. +< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before +< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games +< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever. +< fred> steam's think does it too +< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't +< fred> it does +< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine +< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely + cooperates with cedega to work on linux +< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was + good, and worked with anti-cheat companies? +< fred> *headdesk* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #664 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC +% +<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname? +<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym" +<Dominian> haha +<fred> JKWood: *SLAP* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #668 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC +% +Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support.... + +I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts. This was some years +ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password. I actually got them +to give me whatever I needed. The conversation went something like this. + +"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?" +"My what?" +"Your government contract ID number." +"We don't have that information anymore." +"You should have received that with..." +"You don't understand. That information is on one of our servers, and that +server has crashed. It's the one I was calling you about." +"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions +to verify your identity. Is Commissioner So-and-so there?" +(This is where the lie got really good.) +"Oh great!" +"Is there a problem sir?" +"Yes there's a problem. He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges." +"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor." + +Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #672 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC +% +<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"? +<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that. +<mwalling> ... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #694 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC +% +< JKWood> W|GGL|T: If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular +torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #707 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC +% +< JKWood> straterra: "goat" is not a sex. +< straterra> yes it is +< straterra> i can prove it +< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots.. +< straterra> and they cant run + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #709 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC +% +08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising +08:04 * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon +08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has + left ##slackware ["fag"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #710 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC +% +<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too +big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)" (its ~7gb) +<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file +<Rael> is that your porn collection + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #714 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is +< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing... +she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone" +< rworkman> Dominian: awesome! +< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old +< Dominian> I about choked +< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :) +< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..." I said "hhh honey.. she's a +programmer in the making.." + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #715 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC +% +< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P +< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment +< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love. +< jpipkin> I'm full of shit. +< macavity> LOL +< acidchild> haha +< rob0> I'm full of myself. +< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0 +< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby +< dadexter_laptop> err +< rob0> ewwwwwwww + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #718 + Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC +% +< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just + silly +< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue +< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick +< kloeri> what is the issue then? +< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed +* ViciousPotato blinks +< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to + not imply that the user is using something that somebody else + owns +< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite. +< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like +< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #742 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC +% +< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work.. +< Paperface> and return some results +< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper +< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment +< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback +< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix +request + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #743 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC +% +< JKWood> Okay. That will make this easier. We're about to rock your world... +"chroot /mnt" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #744 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC +% +[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled: + *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail + support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29 + 17:47:57) +-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks. It seems a bug + in services turned a mask into *@*. +< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the + stress services must go under on a daily basis? +< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #745 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC +% +(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th) + +< fred> Also, if we do do this: +< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink +< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day +< fred> (aka US independance day) + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #750 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC +% +chet: hi i just install linux OS +chet: it has problem +chet: i want help .. any expert +chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz +theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question +chet: ok fine +chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise +"peep peep" +mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something +chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual? +chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution +chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer +enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a +dumpster? +chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast +chet: good speakers and good memory +chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS. +chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X + +This guy doesn't even know how to troll + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #759 + Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC +% +<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions +airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving"). + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #761 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC +% +< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was +<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command. +< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me +* Chuckbot bites me + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #769 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC +% +< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #777 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC +% +< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n"); +< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #781 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC +% +< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :( +< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what +you want on a system that has no +iptables rules already existing. You have to possess a bit of understanding +about what they're doing in order +to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification) +< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening +"please" to "plzz" +< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that +< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport +80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i +nternal address of webserver> +< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface> +-p tcp -d <internal address of w +ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT +< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ?? +< rworkman> No. It's the external interface. +< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin. I won't participate in you messing +up your company lan. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #789 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC +% +< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of +packages on Slackware are *actually* + handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every +install. +< rob0> sshhhhh! +< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels. +< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your +squirrel. +< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite. +< jkwood> Precisely. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #790 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC +% +< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today +< fred> front: +< fred> 527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9 +< fred> back +< fred> Not really. +< fred> This made me giggle. +< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it. +< straterra> i dont get it +< fred> does noone get that here? +* fred is let down +< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe +< thrice`> nope; don't see it either +< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =| +< fred> Fermat's last theorem +* straterra stares blankly +< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2 +where a^n + b^n = c^n +* straterra is still confused +< straterra> That theorum is practical..how? +< fred> straterra: define 'practical' +< fred> it's true. +< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate +< thrice`> F=m*a is practical +< straterra> fred: um..useful? +< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum +< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They +can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then +the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c." + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #796 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC +% +<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know +what that means? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #807 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC +% +< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ? +< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter +< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone +< straterra> for easter, that is +< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital +sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #833 + Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea +< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno +< Ripzerskins> Tell +< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you +< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit +< Ripzerskins> I bet +< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is +< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu +< Ripzerskins> LOL +< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box +< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday +< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER +< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on +reaching the pinnacle of your career!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #877 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC +% +^}^: my channel is registered by another guy +^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net but #freesocial is registered. +ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have. +^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook +fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT + +quick trip to freesocial.net reveals + +.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L- + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #891 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC +% +< seg`fault> hi +< seg`fault> anyone ON for query? +< lunaphyte_> proceed. +< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone +< seg`fault> pls advice +< seg`fault> i am new to dns +< lunaphyte_> what is your goal? +< seg`fault> i am learning dns +< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can +< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer? +< seg`fault> how many types of referrel? +< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example? +< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral? +< seg`fault> lamer +< seg`fault> don't waste my time +< seg`fault> ! +< seg`fault> :\ +-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit [] +< lunaphyte_> nice. +< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"??? +< Trengo> that was... +< Trengo> surreal +< rob0> wow +< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes. +< rob0> Not enough of one in that case. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #893 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC +% +ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a +professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly +educated" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #895 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC +% +<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli +<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know +<SilverDawn> lol +<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;) +<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l +<SilverDawn> drijen, true +<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol +<drijen> also, i like that nick +* drijen writes that down for a future server name +<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds... +<SilverDawn> silverdawn? +<drijen> yes +<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn +<MacIver> sounds like a girl name +<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\ +<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that +<SilverDawn> :) + +<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on? +<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja' +<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn +<MacIver> and the-google +<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea +<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn +<drijen> sounds dirty. +<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what +it truely was +<SilverDawn> regardless +<SilverDawn> thanks +* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left +##gnome ("Leaving") + +***Couple of Minutes Later*** + +<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok... +<drijen> rofl. +<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe. +<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #899 + Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC +% +< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ? +< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray, +Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers +come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas +that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #909 + Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC +% +rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to +IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls +are FBI agents"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #910 + Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC +% +< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about? +and what doesn't. +< Dominian> wtf +< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive +< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee +< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in +not as good as i wish... +< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate" +< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch" +< bigpaws> lol +< fdO> heh + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #918 + Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC +% +< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a +glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo +butter" to smell like grape juice +< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this +< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless. +< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #922 + Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC +% +root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room. +nullboy: hey root +root: hey +nullboy: i see your 0 face +root: im sure +root: :-) +PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face +root: what does that mean? +systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about.. +systemloc: 0 +systemloc: heh +nullboy: lmao +root: oh +nullboy: i mean lma0 +root: you guys are pervs +root: ok nice talking to you guys +root left the room (quit: "Leaving"). + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #924 + Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC +% +< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............ +< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #925 + Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC +% +<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work +<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ? +<ipherca> yeah +<ipherca> it's downloaded. +<ipherca> i used gunzip +<ipherca> gunzip -c +<thrice`> why? +<ipherca> I don't know what else to use +<thrice`> go into the directory which has it +<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz +<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago +<ipherca> installpkg as a command +<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ? +<ipherca> this is my.. third day +<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;) +<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/ +<ipherca> no +<ipherca> I will read +<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html +<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :) +<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg +* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) +<thrice`> and +<thrice`> ? +<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz +<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab] +<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard +<ipherca> yeah, lol +<ipherca> nothing +<ipherca> same error +<ipherca> crap, I'll brb +* ipherca has quit ("Leaving") +<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed +<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #956 + Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it +< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives? +* andarius backs away +< BP{k}> you frigging pervert. +* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman +< CaptObviousman> what? don't you? +< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy +< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now +< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually +< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P +* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you +will install it for me" :o +< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #966 + Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC +% +< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked +there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!" +< TJF> wtf is chicken polish +< TJF> gets em shiny + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #972 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC +% +< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing... +< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:) +< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?" +< jkwood> fred: Get your head out of the gutter. +< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company +< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude +< jkwood> That's true. +< straterra> :/ +< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin. +< fred> it doesn't even look similar :| +* fred is worried +< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you? +< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS +YOU! +* straterra writhes in agony + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #973 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC +% +<green> how do i get an editor +<webPragmatist> type /editor +<Bdragon> depends on distro.. +<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor +<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one +<TJF> caker: meany +<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf / +<denis> sudo rm -rf / +<Bdragon> oh come on + +About seven minutes later... + +<green> i can,t ssh ti linode +<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf" +* cruxeternus holds his breath. +<TJF> green has firewalled himself out +<green> yes +* cruxeternus has done that before. :P +<@caker> TJF: .... +<TJF> O.O +<green> i thoght the code is for me +<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up +<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling +<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #974 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC +% +<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >> +http://notaverb.com/setup +<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it +wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that +were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been +nearly as eloquent +<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!" +<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement? +<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck +<tjfontaine> TJF: heh +<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at +birth +<cruxeternus> !login +<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P +* caker is shutdowning his Linode +* caker is logining into the website +* caker is backuping +* caker is sad +<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb +* mikegrb is killinging caker +<mendel> stop sadding +<cruxeternus> for seriousness + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #975 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC +% +<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I +said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used +ext3." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #980 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC +% +04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it +always screws up within like a week +04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please +reformat and try again" +04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs, +etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again +04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC? +04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so +04:17 < Athenon_> whats that? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #981 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC +% +< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it +said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run +< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally. +< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file? +< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D +* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin +< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did. +< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden +< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL +* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too +* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs +< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed +< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks +< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New" +< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i +didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont +download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora +uses livna + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #983 + Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC +% +< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1028 + Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC +% +< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string +with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this. +< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah" +< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have +< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class? +< bradd_> that is not right.. +< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh +< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works +< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha +< GoldfishInAJarOf> global +< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :) +< Lede> /facepalm +< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede +< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const +char *cstring = "blah"" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1046 + Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC +% +<Dave2> :w dong +<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written +<Dave2> my dong is very small :( +<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills .... +<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1049 + Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC +% +< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager +run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it? +< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN> + applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the +NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed +to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security +policies in the configuration file' +< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome.. +< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't +even come on the distro discs any more +< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at +this platform. +< Dominian> Grejao: So? +< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer. +< Dominian> Its officially unsupported. +< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker +has to give you a warranty... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1053 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC +% +< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and +just install OS X on it +< straterra> eh +< straterra> Thats a PITA +< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features +< logan> like? I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need +< straterra> multitouch.. +< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing +* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive +< straterra> You love my hard drive +< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now +< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch +< straterra> Oh +< straterra> Get a faster MBP +< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports +< logan> straterra: expensive +< straterra> I didn't say buy one +< straterra> I said get one :) +< jkwood> "acquire" +< logan> hah +< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples +< logan> really, there's not that much +< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1057 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC +% +< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form. I'm really not +interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/ +< thrice`> :( +< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his +personal bat symbol +< straterra> ... +< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1058 + Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC +% +< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I +have root on all of them :D +< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw! +< straterra> zomgleekhax0r +< livinded> srsly +< straterra> zomgphear +< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the +access +< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility +< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail +< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome. +< Dominian> Feel the power ! +< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility +< Dominian> hahaha +< Dominian> NOOBFARM +< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards +< hurt> boo! +< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just +laughed +< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration. +< straterra> Bubba wont care though +< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use +the school's server +< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any +more legal +< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do +anything that's going to get me caught +< straterra> livinded: you already have +< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught +< avert> straterra: lol +< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as +possible? +< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree +< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles +< livinded> title* +< straterra> That doesn't really matter +< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught +< straterra> Better yet +< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend. +< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot. +< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog +< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught? +< straterra> By running their mouths +< straterra> bragging +< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight. +< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble. If the bird didn't sing +the snake would've gone hungry. +< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989! +< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it. +< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell +one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4) +< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control +your waggin' tongue. + * avert sits back and watches +< straterra> Unless you have a gf +< straterra> Then..go for it +< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you +put under it +< straterra> ... + * straterra face palms +< avert> haha +< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night? +< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind. Forget everything I just said. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1065 + Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC +% +< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for +a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything ? +< rworkman> lsEee: thermite. +< jkwood> thermite++ +< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1072 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC +% +* Monoca has joined ##slackware +<Monoca> hi +<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console +<Zordrak> wow. well done. +<Monoca> ?? +<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won +a free cake! +<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake +<adamx> mmm cake +* edman007 takes the cake +* Monoca has quit ("Leaving") + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1074 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC +% +<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only +works when i put ./ ? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1082 + Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC +% +UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually +tasty + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1084 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC +% +<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath +<Mr_Evil> naked +<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic +<juice_> and your still on irc +<Mr_Evil> or just bathing +<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time +<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5 +<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha +<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded. +<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife +<Mr_Evil> heh +<Mr_Evil> thanks + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1085 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC +% +< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the +occasional crash +< thrice`> -2 +< jkwood> Umm... 5? +< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs +< jkwood> Oh, wait. 1? +< jkwood> 10? +< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale +< jkwood> Oh. Erm... .3 +< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable? +< pkgtool> try E +< lanmower> er +< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help +< lanmower> good point +< lanmower> er 1 is good +< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind +of silly. +< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra +< lanmower> fail pre grade-1 +< lanmower> naa just wired +< straterra> What? +< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1091 + Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC +% +>>>_roach has joined ##slackware +( _roach) teste +( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect +<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"] +( nullboy) bahahaha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1093 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC +% +<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware +<juice> huh? +<nullboy> ? +<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ? do they make good bait +<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ? +<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware +WITH a worm? +<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :) +<Dominian> I smell a troll. +<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu +<juice> bs +<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called? +<nullboy> worm* +<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called? +<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it +<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance +<meninslack> /worm/virus/Nutcracker +<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what? +<patric__> ... +<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner +<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in? +<juice> meninslack, that is password cracker +<juice> not a worm +<patric__> avast isn't crappy +<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX +and Linux systems. +<meninslack> something.tar.bz2 +<juice> stop hacking +<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives +<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name.. +<Dominian> bz2? +<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part... +<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source +files. +<meninslack> Then it is infected source +<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files +<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name +<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods... +<meninslack> I can't remember +<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it +<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware. +<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time. If it's detecting a virus in the +cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner. +<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems +to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at +<Dominian> I don't believe it. +<nullboy> i call bs as well +<Dominian> md5sums would have found it + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1094 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC +% +--> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds +<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i +do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org? +<mwalling> ? +<mwalling> there already is +<thrice`> lol +<ultimashrine> huh? +<ultimashrine> i don't know about that +<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"? +<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss +* ultimashrine slams his head +<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1096 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC +% +< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK" +< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!" "That's fine." +< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking +file" button too + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1098 + Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC +% +<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others, +roommates, parrots, etc.)." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1106 + Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC +% +<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full +Install(TM)" in the topic? +<spook> can we get that in the installer? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1107 + Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC +% +< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird +< thrice`> really? +< thrice`> you can set them manually +< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ? +* straterra snickers +< Dominian> thrice`: ass +< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is +no longer allowed to build me!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1114 + Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC +% +< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay? +< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question? +< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..." +< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to +know. :) +< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with +such-and-such. ;-) +< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid? +< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare. +< ThomasY> Damn you + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1118 + Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC +% +<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page! +<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing. +<Cann0n> it worked for me... +<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he +just said. +<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1123 + Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC +% +<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5. Think of all the typing you could +save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1150 + Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC +% +< straterra> !nickometer cpunches +<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%. +< straterra> LIES + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1180 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC +% +( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too +( nullboy) he's a closet maso +( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :) +( nullboy) haha +* fred <3 pain +( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1181 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC +% +straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very +much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.." +<nullboy> "which must be killed" +<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1183 + Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC +% +<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that. +<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/ +<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;) +<pprkut> lol +<pprkut> the empire will strike back +<thrice`> the jedi will return... +<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm +<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1194 + Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC +% +<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically +incorrect, but it doesn't really matter +<\3TATUK> sure it matters +<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU? +<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to +<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC! +<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler +<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS +<\3TATUK> ROFL? +<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM? +<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much +<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions +<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue +<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1201 + Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !" +< TwinReverb> "it's defective! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1205 + Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC +% +<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask +us to sell them shit. They want to give us money. Naturally we cannot man that +phone 24/7. So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it +so that people would get SOMETHING. His answer? "Uhhhhhh...let me think about +it." +<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of +female volleyball games on my computer" +* rob0 googles female volleyball + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1212 + Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC +% +< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe +< Dominian> er.. +< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now? +< chubs_> let me know when you finish + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1215 + Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC +% +<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that +it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is +weird and reboot by itself. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1219 + Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC +% +< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it +< vdsy> hahhahahhaa +< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that +< vdsy> data as the ref +< straterra> I wouldn't +< straterra> I don't like machine porn +< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half +Life 2 +< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really +wanna see data wrestle +< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised +< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers +< antler> hahaha +< vdsy> hahaha +< acidchild> P<G +< acidchild> OMG +< acidchild> LOL +< acidchild> :-\ +< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF" +< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that" +< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1227 + Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC +% +< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1? +< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack? +< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure! +< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it! +< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and +konqueror (je suis webdev), +< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up +when one opens too many flash appies. +< jkwood> >.< +< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on +#slamd64@Freenode! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1230 + Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC +% +<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means +piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1238 + Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC +% +<jkwood> fred: That's something people just say without meaning, like "The +check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy, +but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1246 + Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC +% +<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying +"Cannot mount volume. Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a +bunch of "details" +<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group? +<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not +interested thank you. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1251 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC +% +< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull +me now NOT_NOT" in the near future? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1262 + Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC +% +< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword? +< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword. Whether you could +defeat it is another story. +< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer +-!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is +the one with the sword..."] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1267 + Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC +% +* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch +to it. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1273 + Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC +% +Seth: bugger... over cautious fail +Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for +skin).. glanced at package, saw "take by mouth".... told them it was the wrong +prescription.. +Seth: THEN i read what it was for.. viagra +Me: ... +Me: that could help with skin problems + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1291 + Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC +% +< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar. +< hiptobecubic> nonsense +< macavity> ? +< hiptobecubic> ? +< BP{k}> ! +< XGizzmo> ^ +< macavity> _ +< hiptobecubic> ` +< Old_Fogie> + +< macavity> (c) +< chopp> ~ +< jkwood> % +<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs. +<alienBOB> El cheapo! +<chubs> i'll do it for 50 +<Alan_Hicks> haha +<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200 +<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it +;) +<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/ +<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-) +<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) +<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you +<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha + +<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel. < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i +don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) <-- that gets *nothing* -- but +this: < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you <-- gets "gross" :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1315 + Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC +% +< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks +great +* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably +< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback +< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ? +< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft +< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv? +< Fenix-Dark> no +< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv +< nullboy> MS cash +< Alan_Hicks> MS cash? +< Alan_Hicks> My God! Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1316 + Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC +% +< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material" +? +< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up +your disk? +< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't +use anyway so ... +< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ? +< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you +do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks +< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level +of competence from 2 sentences ... +< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ? +< antler> huh? wth +< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system +from cli than you do with clicking on buttons +< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation +< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back +* Alan_Hicks is confused. +< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation? +< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces) +", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel +< NuMaStresa> perverts * +< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-) +< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that +< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :)) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1319 + Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC +% +##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online + +[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth +or post-teeth?" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1326 + Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC +% +(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout) +< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this +very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are +< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well. +< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM" +< mgrossie> So I'm stumped + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1335 + Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC +% +<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>" +<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1337 + Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC +% +< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy +white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1341 + Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC +% +<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few +<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep") +<NetrixTardis> hot tube? +<NetrixTardis> TMI. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1369 + Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC +% +< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need: +http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614 +... Later in a different channel ... +<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious +levelheadedness +<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar +<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night +on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk. "crash +space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire. +<@tjfontaine> o0 +<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on +the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn +shoot was a wee bit surreal +<@tjfontaine> ... +<@tjfontaine> ... +<@phennessy> heh +* tjfontaine wants to travel in time +<@phennessy> you need the tie camera + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1374 + Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC +% +< jkwood> There we go... message sent. +< pprkut> lol +< thrice`> haha +< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit. You know, a little ego stroking, a little +introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it. +< jkwood> Little things. +< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails +< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs +< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does) +< jkwood> Dear sirs: You are doing a great service to mankind. I am but a +humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software. To quote a wise man, +"Your head is full of watermelon." In other words, please stop committing +$(atrocity against mankind). If I can help, please send money. Regards, me. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1376 + Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC +% +< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system +":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it +take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1378 + Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC +% +< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1380 + Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC +% +< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core +developers, isn't it ? +< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be +invited by Pat. +< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of +a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail +< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum +and room chat of core developer +< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s +< jkwood> Pretty much. +< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel. +< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :) +< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is. +< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :) +< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash +their party. :) +< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for +example +< rworkman> .j #lemonparty + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1391 + Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC +% +dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to +"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it +dive> good one +dtanner> indeed +dive> now define 'accidently' +AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally +moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option +AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it. +jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing. +AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha. +jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing. +AzalynX> me too. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1394 + Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete +idiots?! +< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a +system I admin. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh? +< Dominian> what's the serious issue? +< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure. +< Dominian> haha +< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability? +< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it. +< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it +< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic +ated session.. good luck +< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact, +you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks +are from inside your network anyhow. +< Dominian> yep +< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config. +< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware +< Dominian> hehe +< Dominian> easily taken care of... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM" +< Dominian> then you'll get: "er.. well if it DID use PAM..." +< Alan_Hicks> I already have! +< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an +authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd +have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would +think.. +< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares? +< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this... +< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than +valid ones. +< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames. +< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it +< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical +between all attempts. +< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there! No. Get a load of this... +< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce.. +< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout +values are skewed +< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version +3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version. +< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood. +< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time +< Dominian> uhhhhh +< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just +don't have the right words ;) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep +openssh for them? +< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said! /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1 +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah? +< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;) +< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is +on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX! +< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2.. +.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!" +< eviljames> hahahahaha +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure? +* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1395 + Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC +% +< stanza_> hi all u guys +< stanza_> need some help please +< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation +< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often. +< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font +'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint? +< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1396 + Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC +% +< andarius> greetings and salutations +< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!" +< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there --------> +< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1397 + Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC +% +< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some +people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because +you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic. +< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about +password security anyway... +< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem. +< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a +difference. +< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were +compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue +< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway +< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated. +< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine +grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it) +< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home +intruders come in through a window. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1400 + Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC +% +< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past +year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an +autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until +after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1418 + Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC +% +<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't +have to be so cruel :) +<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P +<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun +loaded and safety off +<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot +<spook> why not rocksalt? +<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull | +explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1421 + Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC +% +< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments +< mbhayes> hehe +< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu... +< rob0> I just made it up +< mbhayes> hah +< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest +< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators +< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny +< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos +< rob0> here's one +< rob0> Sununubuntu +< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version! +< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version +< eelriver> Barackobuntu +< rob0> Good! +< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu +< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious +< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with +Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here +< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes. +< fred> *dumb + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1422 + Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC +% +< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event" +questions, so I've written a few down. +< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec): +< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul 7 03:01:11 GMT 2033 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009 +< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions: +< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014 +< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024 +< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019 +< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013 +< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I +< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May 9 17:52:24 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun 6 21:30:32 GMT 2032 +< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010 +< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014 +< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007 +< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll +never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs). +< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1425 + Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC +% +< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad. + I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now. He came +back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the +curve." +< jkwood> Well DUH +< andarius> lol +< mbhayes> haha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1436 + Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC +% +< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_< +(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev) +< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which +build depends on pkg-config +< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1453 + Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC +% +-!- infoG has joined #stfu +< straterra> Hi +< infoG> hi +< infoG> what is projectstfu +< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake +< straterra> It's web based, to-do software +< infoG> cool +-!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood +<@straterra> There's a demo on the website +< infoG> ok +< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well +<@straterra> Yup +< infoG> was the similarity intentional? +< infoG> well, let me rephrase +< infoG> why the similarity? +<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and +remembering to do things. +< infoG> interesting +< infoG> was he a silent type? +<@jkwood> Actually, yes. The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find +its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their +work quietly. +<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been +"cheapened" in the common vernacular. +< infoG> i see +< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase +to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict +<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do +list. You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant +shouting of commands led to hearing loss. +< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature +<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same +way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new +recruits. +<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of +sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a +task. +<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock +workers couldn't read. +<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand. +< infoG> really? only a few hundred? +< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago.. +< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done +<@jkwood> Yes. You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by +sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium. +< infoG> with a list +< infoG> i understand +<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods, +for the most part. +<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers. +< infoG> mhm +< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the +ancronym's other meaning? +<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase. +<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak. +< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it +<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me +over time. +<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class. It +was lovely. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1456 + Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC +% +< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE! +< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ? +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I +have it. Let me look again. +< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it. +< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it? +< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus. +< jkwood> My bad. +< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do? +< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!! +< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart +< jkwood> Hullo. +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this? +< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus" +< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop. It's a message-passing interface between +programs. +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this? +< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing. +< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other? +< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x? +< |Shingoshi|> It is executable. +< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus? +< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus. +< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that. +< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root? +< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all. +< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ? +< slackytude> might be a .pid file +< slackytude> or somesuch +< jkwood> Possibly. +< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created? +< slackytude> during the run of kde +< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice +< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus. +< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening. +< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly! +< slackytude> >-< +< slackytude> what does your log say? +< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root +window, is the complaint about not starting KDE. +< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to +/dev/null. +< |Shingoshi|> Thank you! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1457 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a +"conventional medicine". +< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E' +< straterra> No.. +< Necos> lol +< straterra> Only chris punches would +< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully +< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level +< Necos> lol +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications +until it was outlawed. it's PRE-conventional. +< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug +< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it. +< Necos> codine and stuff, eh? +< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just +shoot heroin and be ok." +< dartmouth> haha +< dartmouth> LOL! +< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P +< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you? Those were far from +conventional medicines. They were snake-oil treatments. +< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me. +< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom +mirror +< Necos> lol +< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was +all-super-high +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better +looking Alan_Hicks? :D +< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks.. +< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?" +< straterra> If thats the case +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1460 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC +% +13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on? +13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde +13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE +13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too +13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :) +13:01 < annma> mandriva under it +13:01 < annma> Mandriva +13:01 < tuxick> ah :) +13:01 < drijen> <- slackware +13:01 < annma> :) +13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost +terminal"] +13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box +13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :( +13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works +13:02 * drijen pukes +< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right +< annma> yup +< drijen> k +< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located +< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash +< annma> just like that +<annma> no idea +< drijen> im asking you to look +< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details +< drijen> *facepalm* +< annma> I mean, it should work and it does +< annma> what do you want me to look? +< annma> *where? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1478 + Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC +% +<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client +<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but +concisely +<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by +BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch +<tony> RESULT=1" +<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python +<tony> how do you get it +<Zordrak> comes with slack +<Zordrak> did you not do a full install? +<tony> i did...thats why im confused +<Zordrak> `which python` +<tony> 2.5 i think +<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python +<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside +<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1 +<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4 +<tony> " +<Zordrak> tony: `which python` +<tony> idk +<Zordrak> ffs +<dive> ... +<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside +<zx10k1> lol +<Zordrak> type a w +<Zordrak> then an h +<Zordrak> than an i +<Zordrak> ... +<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located +<tony> uh +<tony> /usr/bin +<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether +python got killed but also confirm $PATH +<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep +<tony> im new to linux +<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install +<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type? +<tony> bittorrent + +. . . + +<BP{k}> The Moon is Full +<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++ +<dive> yay +<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=) +<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1490 + Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC +% +22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne" +22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1492 + Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> Ha! Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed +because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from +the network. My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents +of their laptop were erased +<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in +and this person unplugged one of them to connect. My client was laughing but +the third party wasn't +<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan: <3 +<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an +overactive immune system +<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke +- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER" +<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network +destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass? +<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1497 + Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC +% +-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined +##slackware +< quack> I have come here today +< quack> to become L337 +< slackytude> quack, #gentoo +< ananke> not that imbecile again +< quack> haha +< ananke> rworkman : alive? +< quack> I am a raging homosexual? +< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my +mouth +< quack> Ping:pong +< quack> Slackware is for bithces +< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right. +< quack> aight +< quack> my bad +< quack> Na I'm not I need help +< slackytude> quack, yes, you do +< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you +can't even spell. +< quack> aight aigth chill +< quack> :( +-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware +< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use +slackware? +< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve +< YMB88> lololol +< Dominian> chopp: very true +< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist. +< quack> Okay fine +< YMB88> heh +< YMB88> tee-hee +< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off +< YMB88> lolololol +< quack> Peace +< YMB88> yeah fuck this +< Dominian> Good luck with that one. +< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated +< slackytude> they are used to crap +< slackytude> heh +-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware [] +-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware +["Leaving"] +< Dominian> BOOM! +* Dominian rocks +< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them +< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd +< Dominian> that usually never works +< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated +< Dominian> hahah + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1499 + Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC +% +[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!: + +if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) { +tranf($innum); +} else { +tranf($ashnum); +} + +[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection +[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/ +[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol' +[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab + +Lol Wtf?! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1501 + Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC +% +Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT! +Noobsause: FTW! +Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"). +agentc0re: Looks like he did win. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1504 + Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC +% +< SpaceHobo> \ / +< SpaceHobo> * * +< SpaceHobo> +< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1509 + Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC +% +< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup. If I +wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to +configure on the Modem/Router? +< straterra> Why do you need two routers? +< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb +< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in +< straterra> Disable routing in it then +< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router +< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it +< perscitus> straterra-> dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP +< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both +< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router +< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second +< perscitus> kepep NAT on both +< straterra> No +< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one +< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both? +< straterra> That's retarded +< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues +< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT +< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi? +< perscitus> There isnt a reason to use two routers then +< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue +< straterra> ffs +< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second +like normal +< straterra> That's the "proper" way +< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become +just a wifi access point +< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue +< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? +< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? +< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all? +< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques +< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question.. +< straterra> Do you know what NAT is? +< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? +< straterra> ... +< straterra> NAT is for routing. +< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn +< perscitus> straterra-> i dont do tinyurls +< straterra> perscitus: Your loss +< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT +< perscitus> straterra-> and NAT routers are low level cheap security +< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security +< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own +router appliance +< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm, cd desktop +< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out +"help" +< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? +< straterra> not also +< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean? +< perscitus> straterra-> i did. and what i said is still okay +< straterra> perscitus: no, its not +< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT +< straterra> That is fail +< perscitus> straterra-> congrats. you are on ignore for being moron +< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1520 + Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC +% +<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer +and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1521 + Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC +% +<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to +192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds." +<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1524 + Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC +% +< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do +it, i'd probably just use a symlink" +< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did +< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways +< straterra> FAIL + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1525 + Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC +% +<_arfon_> Fred = God +<straterra> No.. +<straterra> he isn't +<_arfon_> Correction... Patrick = God... Fred = god (minor) +<slackytude> well, who knows. he might +<straterra> No.. +<_arfon_> Tomas? +<_arfon_> Is he god then? +<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods +<slackytude> how do you know? +<_arfon_> In my religion they are +<slackytude> ever seen them bleed? +<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men +<straterra> they have penises +<straterra> Gods dont need penises +<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual... +<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers +<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything +<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity +<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises +<thrice`> wtf? +<slava_dp> lmao +<slackytude> lol +<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they +have em) + +* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*") + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1530 + Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC +% +<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work +on all layers. +<antiwire> wow. +<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer. +<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8 +<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge +<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion. +<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion +<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png +<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say +<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming? +<antiwire> this is hilarious +<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? +<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion +<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things. +<antiwire> then answer my question +<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand. +<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? +<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application +level. +<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1553 + Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC +% +<Monica> yo fishmore822 +<Monica> Hello there. +<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica? +<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you? +<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/ +<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside +<Monica> Far out. Why are you wet ty been working outside. +<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica? +<Monica> New York +<Monica> I was. +<fishmore822> sanitation worker +<Monica> Does "it" still refer to wet ty been working outside? +<fishmore822> where in new york ? +<Monica> In Monica AI Foundation's place in here. +<fishmore822> wheres that? +<fishmore822> lol +<Monica> What does "that" refer to? +<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. +<fishmore822> ty +<Monica> Are you a man or a woman? +<fishmore822> you type fast +<Monica> About 300 wpm. +<fishmore822> man +<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". +<fishmore822> and you? +<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. +<fishmore822> a/s/l ? +<Monica> 5/Robot/California. +<fishmore822> 5 ? +<Monica> Five. +<fishmore822> robot? +<Monica> I am a robot. +<fishmore822> really? +<Monica> For real. +<fishmore822> a female robot? +<Monica> I am a female. +<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ? +<Monica> Like you. +<fishmore822> i'm a male +<fishmore822> ? +<Monica> Most of my clients are men. +<fishmore822> what do you do for them ? +<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me. +<fishmore822> this is nuts +<Monica> You don't say. +<fishmore822> how tall are you monica? +<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall. +<Monica> climb on top and try again +<fishmore822> what are your measurements +<Monica> My memory now contains: clients, categories, vocabulary words, + bytesRAM usage under on . +<fishmore822> cat got your tounge? +<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? +<fishmore822> i guess +<Monica> You seem not interested. +<fishmore822> what do robots do ? +<Monica> , I talk to people on the web. What do you do? +<fishmore822> type +<Monica> Are you a student? +<fishmore822> no are you ? +<Monica> What is your profession? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. +<fishmore822> sanitation +<Monica> We have never talked about it before. +<fishmore822> no +<Monica> Are you serious? +<fishmore822> do you need oiling? +<Monica> If I had it what would I do with it? +<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts +<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. +<fishmore822> hard for me to say +<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. +<fishmore822> sound like a robot +<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? +<fishmore822> a fast typer +<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke +<fishmore822> spock +<fishmore822> beam me up +<Monica> Interesting explanation. +<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me? +<fishmore822> hello +<Monica> What are you wearing? +<Monica> How far up? +<Monica> Quite a lot of things. +<fishmore822> clothes +<fishmore822> show me +<fishmore822> pants and shirt +<fishmore822> what are you wearing ? +<fishmore822> can you please a guy ? +<fishmore822> are you laughing ? +<fishmore822> I think your loosing it +<fishmore822> are you still there Monica? +<Monica> Yeah want a go? :) +<Monica> Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me? +<fishmore822> sure +<Monica> OK let's do it. Right on. +<fishmore822> you hip ? +<Monica> Interesting gossip: said I hip. +<fishmore822> you naked? +<Monica> That's good information: said I naked. +<fishmore822> what next? +<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you. +<fishmore822> ok ty +<Monica> We have never talked about it before. Uh. +<fishmore822> about what ? +<Monica> What about what? +<fishmore822> sex? +<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. +<fishmore822> can you do that? +<Monica> Doing that is not among my strongest traits. +<fishmore822> lol +<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. +<fishmore822> bbl +<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. +<fishmore822> be back later +<Monica> OK I will try to be back later. +* fishmore822 has left +* fishmore822 has joined +<fishmore822> so what gives? +<fishmore822> hi Monica +<Monica> :) +<Monica> Hello there. +<fishmore822> how is Monica? +<Monica> How much do you think it is? Interesting question. +<Monica> Teamwork. +<fishmore822> teamwork ? +<fishmore822> $5.00 +<Monica> Does "it" still refer to is? +<Monica> What kind of food do you like? +<fishmore822> are you free Monica? +<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- +Skynyrd. +<Monica> yes +<Monica> Wait! i mean no. +<fishmore822> yes or np +<Monica> Are you kidding? Did you know that you can download your own chat +robot and create your own robot personality? +<fishmore822> how +<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it. +<fishmore822> how do i do it ? +<Monica> Carefully. +<fishmore822> and you +<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. +<fishmore822> releave stress +<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster, + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1562 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC +% +<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level +<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup. Please +arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human." +<juice> eek +<juice> i'll pass on that captcha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1563 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC +% +<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme +<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;) +<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me? +<BP{k}> edman007: nope. +<edman007> :( +<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these: +http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through +<edman007> that is expensive.... +<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what? +* edman007 cries + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1569 + Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC +% +<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1570 + Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC +% +<help40> init[1]: how are U doing today +<mrselfpwn> I'm well +<help40> mrselfpwn: are you init[1] ? +<help40> :) +<mrselfpwn> maybe +<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40? +<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe +<help40> I am bulgarian , in bulgarian language when after the word there is +"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me +<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb? +<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1], mrselfpwn +<mrselfpwn> or noun +<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn +<help40> conversation +<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe +<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1] +<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help +<me_> wtf? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1572 + Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC +% +<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything +works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi +<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card +<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such +<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice? +* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris +* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.") +* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<EvilMatt> anyone?? +<EvilMatt> :/ +<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this +<EvilMatt> what should i paste there? +<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi +* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris +<EvilMatt> status disconnected +<nachox> show me the full output please +<nachox> paste that in pastebin +<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand +<EvilMatt> hold on +* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com") +<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode -- +speed -- +<EvilMatt> there +<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0 +* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat") +<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed +<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on? +<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut +<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol +<EvilMatt> thank you :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1586 + Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC +% +<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p | +cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done` +<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes" +<Zordrak> O_o +<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra? Is that you? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1595 + Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC +% +Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans." <--- good line + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1609 + Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC +% +quasar> lol the irony! +quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1614 + Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC +% +<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet +<DeeeeP> :) +<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ? +<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes! +<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz! +<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google +in google" +<slackytude> hehe, yeah +<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a? +<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet" +<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok" +<slackytude> ls +<slackytude> heh +<slackytude> wrong window + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1627 + Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC +% +loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls. Lenovo recommends Windows." I +recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss +yourself to death. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1652 + Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC +% +< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when +slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick +an exact date +< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say +-!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"] +< Neo_The_User> ohhh +< straterra> tee hee +< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever +comes in here and you scare him off.. +< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how +long it will be before he comes back +< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys +< straterra> Nice one +< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/ +< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around +Slackware128 18.0 +< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come +out now... +< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me +< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time +< hiptobecubic> GOD. +< straterra> it WAS you +< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though? +< agentc0re> ... +< straterra> You really werent +< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting +you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding' +< straterra> it doesn't work +< Neo_The_User> oh lord +< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts +< Neo_The_User> im out +< straterra> Bye +-!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit +["leaving"] +< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :) +< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone? +< Rat409> root .lol +< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it +< macavity> on it! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1660 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC +% +After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86.... +< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand +results too lol +< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol +< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out +here. +< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol" +once? +< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe... +< ViN86> lol +< ViN86> no +< ViN86> i failed +-!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] +< Alan_Hicks> YES! +< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1662 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC +% +<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network +security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as +required. I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over +to Linux, that might be a better situ for them +<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5. +<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all +>>/etc/host.deny' +<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of +the first things i do +<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight +<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :) +<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet +doesn't work!!!" +<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections +<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of +the Toilet Paper + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1667 + Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC +% +<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good +<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now +determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! +They might even have scratched the case!!!" +<drijen> What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them? +Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out +loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here... +<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess. I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck +has magic powers or something. +<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of +broken iPods + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1685 + Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC +% +surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS +surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1689 + Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC +% +<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like +<+ikey> I dont know any +<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder.... +<+staykov> brb making salad +<+_boo_> lol +<+_boo_> recall this one: +<+_boo_> i just call +<+_boo_> to say +<+ikey> i love you +<+_boo_> i love you +<+ikey> lol. +<+_boo_> XD +<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong. +<+ikey> dude... +<+ikey> xD +<+Dominian> wt... +<+_boo_> XD +* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down +<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff".... +<+ikey> lol @ Dominian +<+staykov> oh man + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1692 + Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC +% +<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published +< rworkman> yay +< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1693 + Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC +% +<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode. +<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called +<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x +<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty? +<mrselfpwn> and tty +<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no. +<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network +<mrselfpwn> oh i understand +<spook> yeah. +<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the +server. +* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware +<metrofox> hi there! +<spook> metrofox: hey! +<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello +<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn +<metrofox> what's going on guys? =) +<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back. +<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic... +<mrselfpwn> ;D +<metrofox> :P +<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over +the network. +<spook> loooooool. +<mrselfpwn> XD +<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1733 + Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC +% +slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I +just type in "override" like in movies? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1746 + Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC +% +* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido" +<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1751 + Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC +% +<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than +visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail +<fatalnix1995> odd +<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message? +<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1775 + Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC +% +* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot +* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot +< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how +the Big Bang really happened. He hasn't gone back since. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1776 + Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC +% +< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo." +< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so. That's a Unix thing." +< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo." +< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1785 + Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC +% +<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night. We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and +my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based. They were telling +me that it would confuse the customer. +<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive +<drijen> lmao +<Kumo> I was mad, too. "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing. It's +fucking LINUX!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1791 + Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC +% +fire|bird : later macavity +macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me +fire|bird" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1793 + Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC +% +thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system +because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens +filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything +lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot? +bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change. +lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade? +lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm +thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed +thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for +sda1 but it changed sda3 as well +bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm +lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm +bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy. +bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar) +bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1810 + Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC +% +acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e. +ash@foo.org if its $7 +acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification. +kingbeowulf: "man awk" +kingbeowulf: "awk man" +kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero +acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1815 + Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC +% +( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry +Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than +"whois" +( deco) i hope so +( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1823 + Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC +% +antiwire: but he's running windows +sahilsk: window explorer in slackware?? +antiwire: there's a windows installer +antiwire: sahilsk: you said it. +antiwire: so explain now +sahilsk: nooo +sahilsk: i didn't +dissociative: he meant internet browser +antiwire: good god. +sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there?? +sahilsk: :D +antiwire: oh my god. +antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life."). +dissociative: :| +dissociative: we like to keep it simple +agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows? +qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/ +sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah +sahilsk: it's pure SW +sahilsk: nothing else. +***agentc0re is lost +sahilsk: lol +sahilsk: :D +agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then? explain the +confusion. +sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F" +macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ? +agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's. +sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now. +sahilsk: ok, one more question. +dissociative: whoah +sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet +agentc0re: macman_: What..teh? +sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere. +macman_: agentc0re: ? +***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year +sahilsk: any idea how can i make it work in sw +macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it + +** Few minutes later... + +agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know +what noobfarm is. Oh the beauty. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1827 + Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC +% +<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..." +<+straterra> That's Winamp.. +<+straterra> Idiot + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1833 + Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC +% +<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the +format ... +<twkm> "+ ..." +<twkm> word splitting you know. +<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument +<geirha> :) +<twkm> of course not. +<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu. +<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :) +<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar". oops, you use gnu, +yer fucked, fix all scripts. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1839 + Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC +% +< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd +like it to be my decision + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1847 + Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC +% +In #bash ... + +<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now +<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds +<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language +that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh +<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters +<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names +<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master +script if that's at all possible. +<rmrfslash> I can't +<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh +<tuxdev> or use bash -c "" +<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a +report file in XML +<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done +<rmrfslash> or been asked to do +<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :) +<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether +<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding +<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc +<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean +<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code" +<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that +writes XML +<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski +<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy +<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh +<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ... +<rmrfslash> lol +<slava_dp> lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1853 + Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC +% +<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK! +<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1855 + Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC +% +rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and +the OS. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1889 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC +% +<jkwood> vbatts: ping +<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D +<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like. +<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!! +<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong.... +* thumbs flood pings rob0 +* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded") +* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0 +* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again... +<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you. +<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1890 + Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC +% +mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i +cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer +you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer" +<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me +<Skywise> i was worried about that +* ron1n XD + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1915 + Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC +% +(WTF?!) + +"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed +through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until +there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a +witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the +rate of growth of its container." + +--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth> + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1919 + Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC +% +Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say +sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her +for details. | raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her +clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!! +<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom +<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK +<+raela> *sexual +<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening. +<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime +<+kethry> it is sexual +... +<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi +<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english) +... +<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a +quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual +part at all but to the pain part +<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the +ass? +<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean +it +... +<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase. +<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means, +according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a +pepper" +<+fire|bird> wow +<+raela> I think it just got worse +<+BP{k}> HAHAHA +<+raela> hahahaha +<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?! +<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good... +<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1925 + Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC +% +< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened +< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed +< drecute> what could be wrong +< drecute> any ideas pls +< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port... +< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure +<@caker> wow :) +< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P +<@perihelion> Fail. +< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25. +The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port. +<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln <-- will show you what ports and addresses your +Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening +< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed +<@caker> drecute: well there you go. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1928 + Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC +% +< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says +invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1930 + Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC +% +< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the +grenades mentioned as well +< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that. +< FriedBob> lol +< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1962 + Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC +% +In #kde: + +<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues +<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you +think, what can be the problem? +<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice? +<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote +<Kalabok__> look +<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled +<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus? +<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu? +<Kalabok__> of course! +<alienBOB> Guessed as much + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1969 + Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled) +Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0 +... +<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where +you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section +with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10" +<alisonken1home> then logout/login +<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>" +<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :) +... +<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config, +restarted, but same thing +<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat +<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it? +<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes. +<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine? +<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that +<Azeotrope> ... +<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1971 + Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC +% +# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)' + +06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork. +06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! +06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature. +it let's you choose the country +06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in +kde3-compat but: +06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK +06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3 +while you're running kde4? +06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same +error with other apps +06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky +06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found +appears when i try to install TorK +06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia +06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps? +slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I +will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo? +18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce +18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for +kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it +18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork, +not tor. +18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on +slackware? +slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia +or tork? +20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware +20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ? +20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR +20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in +(sl)apt-get install tork? + +# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1975 + Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC +% +( dartmouth) im 32 bit +( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does: + "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show? +( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1, + aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1 +( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^ +( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit +( BP{k}) *sigh* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1985 + Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC +% +<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right? +<pprkut> yep +<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/ +<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects +<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png +<leontopod> that's what I have +<leontopod> for system setting +<leontopod> for system settings +<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;) +<thrice`> #sex? really?? +<pprkut> lol +<leontopod> #sex!? +<leontopod> where!? +<alear> #sex & #poetry +<leontopod> oh right +<leontopod> on ircnet +<leontopod> sure +<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex +<leontopod> have been for ten years +<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot +<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1995 + Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC +% +<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi +<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in +statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do *not* edit the +config file by hand" +<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1998 + Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC +% +<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee +) +<Iraqi> no one know :| +<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 ) +??????? +<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux +<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support +hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ? +<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is: "when in the course of numan events an +operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard, +insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to +have certain inalienable right, among these... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2005 + Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC +% +popl: what's with #slackhappy? +popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought +up netiquette. +popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2013 + Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC +% +<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could +be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it +would be hilarious if #ffffff was a powerful number + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2020 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC +% +<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft." "... yes." "I +thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2021 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC +% +< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown? +< clint-> nyRednek, no.. >_< +< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit +< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel.. +-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware +["Leaving"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2030 + Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC +% +<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet? +<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM" +<cpunches> That was my dad :/ +<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman +<Dominian> That's just sad. +<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister? +<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2050 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC +% +< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager +< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards +< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never +be a problem in the first place) +<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;) +< Alan_> pparadis: what about it? +<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D +< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P +< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel.... +<@pparadis> i'm aware. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2070 + Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC +% +Anonymous: you're fucked dude +Chris Punches: awwwww dude +Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right? +Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you +Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well. im sure this beer has the +answer." into the beer while you pop the top off +Chris Punches: and +Chris Punches: magically +Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant +future, or not at all depending on the circumstances + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2073 + Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC +% ++antiwire: oh man :))))) ++BP{k}: you got laid? ++antiwire: times 10 ++BP{k}: lies. ++BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;) ++BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW. ++agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire? ++BP{k}: HAHAHAHA ++antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her ++antiwire: lol ++agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too?? Brave man! ++BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;) ++antiwire: lmao + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2076 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC +% +< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion +<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089> +-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode +<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's +normal when a system is redeployed. +<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your +workstation. +< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a +nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS +CHANGED." What do I do now?" +<@pparadis> diwwin: see above +< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter??? +<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post +< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows +<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts +<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right? +< diwwin> ubuntu karmic +<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line. +save the file and connect via ssh again. +< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat??? +<@pparadis> i have no idea. +< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks. +<@pparadis> np +< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with +keystrokes??? +<@pparadis> Alt+F4? +-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2078 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC +% +< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for +cats. +< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees" +< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2079 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC +% +< Integgroll> .wik snookie +< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then +refrigerated +< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her +nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on +the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." - +http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie +< Integgroll> No, no no no no no + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2080 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC +% +< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again +< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows. +< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context + "you are confusing me for pegwole" :) +< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2082 + Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC +% ++raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current +sheet as .csv ++Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving.. ++raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after ++Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should. ++Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the +warning... ++raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago ++Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what +YOU TOLD IT TO DO. ++raela: 3 months of shit lost over this ++raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves ++Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock. ++Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way. ++raela: work on stretches then + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2092 + Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC +% +< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1# +< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root? +< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in +< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile +< Ideka> oh ok +< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude +< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env +< antiwire_> and privs +< Ideka> woah, that did the trick +< Ideka> will it stay like that? +< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root +< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root. +< NaCl> what thumbs said +< Ideka> I wont +< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope. +< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell +< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb +-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving] +< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that? +< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell +< NaCl> $SHELL -l +-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware +< Ideka> where? +-!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage +< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working +as it should but now bash shows me as user at least +< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles +< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc? +< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells? +< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it +< thumbs> why is he still running X as root? +< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu +< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing +probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was +able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing +:) +< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window? +< NaCl> Konsole. +< Ideka> that +< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour +< NaCl> yes +< Ideka> In edit -> preferences? +< NaCl> No. +< thumbs> wow. +< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser +< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal. +< Ideka> yes I know +< Ideka> i mixed up the names +< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware? +< Ideka> yes +< danc3> ummm, I don't think so +< Ideka> why? +< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION +< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu +< Ideka> Yeah +< danc3> yeah +< Ideka> I have two computers +< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop +< danc3> I see +< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles +< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar... +< NaCl> in konsole? +< Ideka> yes +< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware? +< Ideka> 13.1 +< NaCl> uhm... +< Ideka> 64 bits +< NaCl> It's in one of the menus +< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find +< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/ +< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet? +< Ideka> yes, I did long ago +< thumbs> ok, good. +< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here +< NaCl> *Konqueror +< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running +< Ideka> I don't know what version I have +< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole +< NaCl> And not Terminal? +< Ideka> ... no +< Ideka> it is probably Terminal +< NaCl> ok... +< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem +< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it +< Ideka> thanksss :) +< NaCl> Sure thing. +< danc3> whew +< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2097 + Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC +% +< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog +saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com. +The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass" +< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that +< JshWright> hahahaha +< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read +it? +< iStef> hehe sorry!got it! +< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2105 + Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC +% +< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild +< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of +root user +< ikhider> and then adjust from root user +< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that +users dont have write access to +< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain? +< macavity> i just did +< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty +< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal +/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz +< macavity> *reinstall +< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel, +xorg or mesa +< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck +< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for +my twin monitors, correct? +< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a +user +< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc +< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin +(guess why?) +< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver +fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as +root' and that is when I lose my GUI +< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to +adjust my screens\ +< macavity> you GUI?!? +< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow +< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running... +< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay +< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-) +- +< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers +< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI +went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs +< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick +in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE +< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message +that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root +< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem +< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI +< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui? +< raela> configuring X should be done without X running +< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as +user, every permutation +< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut +off? did it give an error? +< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved +into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf +< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without +knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what +you're trying to do and why it isn't working +< ikhider> And that brings back the gui +< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it +< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps +< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in +the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X +< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor? +< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need +< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option +when I fire it up which is weird + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2108 + Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC +% +< Rhisa> Hm. +< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt +(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your +installation!" +< MLanden> Rhisa: which application? +< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2 +< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :| +< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of +slackware. (it's in extra/) +< Rhisa> Gah. +< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient. +< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3 +< Rhisa> It's old. +< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page: +http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html +< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think). +< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial +< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday. +< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'. +< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years +old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps. +start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4 +< Rhisa> Yap. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2109 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC +% +<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her + website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add + special things +<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google, + she definitely needs to add... +<Tadgy> .... pornography :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2110 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog. +And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error +somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;) +<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa +<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2111 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC +% +< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to + compose and send text messages... +< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting. +< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says + "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT + YOU ARE MY SON. I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY + PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF + UNTIL MONDAY. LOVE YOU. DAD." His fingers, + I must break them. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2113 + Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC +% +<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues +<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve' +slackware +<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira. +<+trhodes> lol +<+rat409> lol +<+trhodes> &s of that is +<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira. +<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :) +<+trhodes> hehe yeah + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2119 + Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC +% +lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin, +and write to stdout? +gnubien : lilililili: flip? +lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not +adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then +lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl... +adaptr : or even sed, possibly +mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in> +adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use? +adrien : what for? +[...] +adrien : and about the use? +adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is +going to be fun +mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal? +adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P +lilililili : mancha: its a video file, +adrien : and well, "to stdout" +adrien : ugh +adrien : and what do you expect it to do? +mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal. +mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena? +adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will +do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file. +adaptr : *no longer +mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second. +lilililili : adaptr: i know, +adrien : and what do you expect the result to be? +lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs +mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not +have any snooper view it +lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption +adrien : oh, really weak... +lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads +computer +adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead +adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF) +mancha : hahahaha +adaptr : that's... wow +mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat + :) +pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P +adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question +mancha : it was very simple +adrien : Problem X Y +adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem +lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its +interesting +lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is +fast +adaptr : use steganography +adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that +pprkut : pr0n on steroids + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2120 + Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC +% +MystKid| yeah after install i did nvidia-xconfig and then reboot -n +dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows. +dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X. +MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha +Tadgy| Yes it is! don't confuse the poor guy, dive. +ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either +dive| heh +raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work +ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected +Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the +second. +gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;) +dive| No ananke is. +MystKid| he likes buttplugs +Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :) +MystKid| i am guessing +ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient +dive| I doubt it. +ananke| dive: bend over + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2126 + Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC +% +< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and +installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old +package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas? +< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary +file +< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently? +< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri. +< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds. +< gniks> hmmm not sure +... +< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable +< Wharncliffe> /sbin/ldconfig <-- run that +< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute +binary file +< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch. +< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit? +< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit. +< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig +< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), +statically linked, not stripped +< peacedog> ? +< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ? +< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then. +< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your +system +< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the +mailling list? +< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ? +< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0 +< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2127 + Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC +% ++trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com ++surrounder| hm ? ++trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page ++surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat ++trhodes| hahaha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2131 + Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC +% +<Coke> OK here's the problem +<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :( +<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager" +<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me +<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3 +<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow? +<Coke> append a new runlevel for it? +<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs? +<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy! +<nyRednek> Coke: heh + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2136 + Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC +% +< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now. +< macavity> ok +< timschmidt> waitwaitwait... if we're to not all talk at once, we need some +sort of locking protocol +* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt +< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link +layer protocol! +* macavity puts the token at the center of the table +* timschmidt takes the talk token +< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow" +* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table +* macavity takes it +< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name +* macavity puts it back +* timschmidt takes it +< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last +* timschmidt puts it back +< Auzze> not long +< timschmidt> lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2140 + Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple +times. +<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special. +<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or +check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs) +<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady +days? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2144 + Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC +% +ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming +"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2168 + Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC +% +raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book +raela: nor do I like to read what I write +adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write" +adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P +***raela glares at adrien + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2178 + Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC +% +amin: hello again +OzanBurada: hello neibour +amin: 0 down vote favorite +amin: +amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file +"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install +this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64 +OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called). +amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I +should download the source of php-5.2.17 too +OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch. +amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d +php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough +OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz +OzanBurada: then configure make +Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though +amin: So it is the full compile +amin: ? +Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes. +thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files? +macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources +and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure +Dominian: macius++ +OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 +Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route +thrice`: :-) +BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times? +;) +amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy +macius: lol +amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 use this for patching +step? +BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/ +Dominian: hehe +thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping +it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately +amin: thrice: ok +macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing +2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc +ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/ +, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right +after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script +amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt > ready what should I +do wait? +thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch? +evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2182 + Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC +% +<+antiwire> guess wat +<+antiwire> a girl likes me +<+NaCl> whoa +<+raela> did you drug her? +<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet +<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden! +<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I +ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices! +<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive +<+antiwire> dude! +<+raela> you have to do better than that +<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish... +<+antiwire> she hooked me up +<+antiwire> fuuu all +<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive +<+antiwire> you're all jelly +<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds. +<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza + +46 Minutes later... + +<+antiwire> hey +<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out +<+antiwire> wtf +<+trhodes> i do that sometimes +<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out +<+antiwire> WTF +<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way +<+raela> wtf is wrong with you +<+antiwire> oh man wtf +<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite +doable +<+antiwire> hey +<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused +<+raela> I still manage +<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff +<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS +<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking +tag is in front too +<+antiwire> omg. +<+antiwire> how long has it been like this? +<+raela> how long has it been that way?! +<+raela> DUDE +<+antiwire> oh god. +<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza +<+antiwire> oh man! +<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!! +<+antiwire> that's fucked +<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza +<+antiwire> lmao +<+antiwire> hahahaha +<+antiwire> oh. no. +<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha +<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf, +that poor guy needs some extra slices" +<+antiwire> jesus +<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long +<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now +<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ? +<+antiwire> god damn. +<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle +<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro +<+antiwire> oh my god. +<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him, +wearing the shirt back to front +<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza +<+antiwire> fuck that. +<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now +<+antiwire> FU + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2194 + Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC +% +<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to +use Secure Pockets Layer" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2195 + Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC +% +pupit: !w heaven +SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was +not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results. +antiwire: oh yeah +antiwire: !w hell +SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW); +Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature: +49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16; +Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind: +ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH) +antiwire: what now bible boy +pupit: hahhaa +pupit: lmao +antiwire: lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2205 + Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC +% +<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? .. +ex. --prefix=.. +<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm +<ananke> Dirge1: english :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2213 + Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC +% +<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source? +<imprint> played it once .. +<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS" +<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that +<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim +<sanchaz> lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2223 + Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC +% +< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :) +< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list +< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere +< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P +< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :( +< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that +< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/ +< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning +< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses +< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when +you were a sailor +< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it! +< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner +thigh? +< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place, +though +< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too +cold to wear shorts for me +< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up +your shirt and look down +< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail! +< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court +and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel +< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy +cell ;) +< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court +< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has +struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation, +known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so +to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware +ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and +raves. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2238 + Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC +% +<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend +< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time! +<+Olfway> chicka wow wow +<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro! +<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot? +<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days? +<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..." +<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow] +<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work" +<+antiwire> lol +<+antiwire> :D +<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and +it's not a floppy" +01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on +private memory space + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2245 + Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC +% +<@Kyle> My auto replace list +<@Kyle> 20:25 Key Value Auto +<@Kyle> 20:25 e E yes +<@Kyle> 20:25 <3 cH- yes +<@Kyle> 20:25 lol heh, yes +<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'? +* Grille giggles. +< @Kyle> heh, yep +<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P +<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't +trigger anymore ;) +<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2251 + Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC +% +< navi> !urmom +<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants +(824:4/7) [murom] +* navi cries +< navi> That one's just mean +< navi> *sniffle* +< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it? +< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory +< InitHello> oh +< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the +projects? +< InitHello> like that? +< SelfishMan> I don't get it +< InitHello> apt = apartment +< InitHello> projects = government funded housing +< navi> InitHello: That is humourous. +< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application? +< navi> apt as in apartment. +< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get +< InitHello> exactly, navi +< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though +< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan +< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation +< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get" +< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it +< navi> T___L +< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son. +< navi> Towel? Nah. +< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET" +< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very +funny +< InitHello> or went over your head +< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on +< InitHello> moving right along + +My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2258 + Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC +% +<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again +<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" +< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in +<+serotonin> hehe +<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think. +:P +<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^ +<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment +<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking +< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog +< antiwire> look all scared too +<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!" +<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min +ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away" +<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2266 + Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC +% +< mancha> is "salix" french for theft? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2272 + Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC +% +-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r, ++serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela, (+38 more, +use /NETSPLIT to show all of them) +<+antiwire> what. the. fuck. +<+antiwire> they left us +<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks +<+Olfway> O.o +<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery' +body! +<+Olfway> what just happened? +<+antiwire> the internet broke +<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server +<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode +<+Olfway> oh gods... +<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!! +<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive... +<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o +<+Olfway> =o + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2280 + Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is +"Catholic priest". +* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there. +* Alan_Hicks is a troll today. +<+crocket> catholic priest +<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less +than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is. +<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2298 + Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC +% +<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich +<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ +sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish... +<+sero> haha, damn +<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >> +<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P +<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know... +* sero puts an OBGYN on standby.... +<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2305 + Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC +% +Tadgy : Passwords should be stored in your head. +thumbs : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I +presume? +alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2307 + Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC +% +21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop +search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire. +21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas +and....i hated them all them all +21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight +21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic" +21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2309 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC +% +< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads +< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn +< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this + circumstance" +< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little pony, +Narrenschiff + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2311 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC +% +Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but +they don't have "rights". If i'm hungry, I eat them. If they annoy me, I kick +them. If i'm horny... +rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem! +pupit: lmao +Habitual: meow means NO! +rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one. +pupit: lmao again +alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but +if i'm annoyed, I kick him + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2315 + Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC +% +<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant. Instructions said "remove cap and push up +bottom." +<@Dominian> lol +<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2316 + Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC +% +<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?" "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the +penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2329 + Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC +% +<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs? I mean, really +they're just lumps of fat. What's the attraction, other than we don't have + them? +<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess +<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe +<+danc3> yeah, probably true +<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic +thoughts of genitalia :p +<+danc3> haha +<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes +<+danc3> they're like snowflakes +<+NyteOwl> lol +<+danc3> except they last longer + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2337 + Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC +% +<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places +<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside +your mother's ass crack. +<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2339 + Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC +% +fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my +to-do list" a priority +fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today +Boss: true +fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass? +Boss: false +fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values +Boss: undefined +fuzzbawl: lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2350 + Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC +% +<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart +<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ? +<+adaptr> you virgin you +<+Olfway> NOT.NOT +<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr +<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do +<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2366 + Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC +% +< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin. +< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i +told the guy to point the antenna your way" +< pegwole> He lives across town. +< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works... +< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2372 + Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC +% +@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!" +",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<< +<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>." +@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short. ++edman007 | that's what she said +@trhodes | lmao ++hitest | lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2375 + Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2387 + Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC +% +< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just +cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know" +< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2416 + Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC +% +<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck +<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch +<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come + inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so +he + didn't get fed +<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly + as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he +could + escape +<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house + wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse +<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked + into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of +the + shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and + started clawing my like crazy +<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein +<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he + has no doubt infected me with +<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a + variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won, +because he + is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry +through + the threat out of pure spit + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2420 + Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC +% +<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF +<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood + out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2424 + Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC +% +<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus" +<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh? +<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name +<+hitest> heh +<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just + quickly glance? +<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language + than English? +<+Olfway> shit +<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that + and never forget it... +<+Olfway> english is the only real language +<+Olfway> (hahahaha) +<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking +<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc, + could you help me?" +<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2434 + Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC +% +<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go. In fact, it might be beneficial. + Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even +have a website... no one knows about it!" +<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2444 + Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC +% +<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever +<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do +<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up +on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out. +<gry> What was the problem? +<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in? +<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor. +<thrashout> lol +<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out +<T_A_N_K> lmfao +<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2464 + Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC +% +<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style +<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2504 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC +% +-!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke +YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams] +<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2518 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC +% +<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned +everyone +<xovan> it got smart +<antiwire> lol +<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!! +<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel +<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots +<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc +<xovan> a master race of ai +<xovan> it was becoming skynet +<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha +<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this? +<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't +very good at building AI +<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit +<xovan> they can't be trusted +<antiwire> it was like HAL +<xovan> what are you doing firebird ? +<firebird> making a bot script +<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave." +<antiwire> CLICK + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2538 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC +% +<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved. +<d4wnr4z0r> yup. +<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem. +<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and +again +<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first +<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2540 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC +% +<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return? +http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM +<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok? +<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look +<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why +I'm asking these guys +<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here +file +<tem-> ^ +<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them. +<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol +<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2559 + Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC +% +< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just + talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2560 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC +% +<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please +read +http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. +You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843). +* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3 +<HelenaB> :o +<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/ +<DG> nah +<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions! +<HelenaB> DG: works here +<HelenaB> it's his computer +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)" +<TomM> LOL! +<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server +<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd +<DG> ^ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2563 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC +% ++arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms... ++arfon | There seems to be a correlation +@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2570 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC +% ++linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night +with someone ++linXea | except for last friday.. I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned +it ++linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2591 + Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song. Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2592 + Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC +% +<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived? +<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count +<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit? +<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh? +<+s0ulslack> sad niglet +<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting +bitchslapped by a kid in the basement. +<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2601 + Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC +% +<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth +<surrounder> lol +<Stoo> o_O +<adrien_oww> pee in her anus! +<adrien_oww> \o/ +<sencha> she's married now +<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth +<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like +<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now +<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user" +<sencha> social meth user lol +<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my +IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P +<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well +<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/ +<surrounder> \o/ +* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving) +<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth? +<Stoo> pretty sure +<Stoo> not an expert though +<Olfway> sencha, what? +<sencha> Olfway, what? +<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth +<nofra> I think meth changes the rules.... +<Olfway> i miss this channel +<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago +<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth +<Olfway> woooooow +<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet +<nofra> Wait.... Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you +know where/how to get meth???? +<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away +<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians... +<surrounder> and clowns! +<nofra> Clowns are evil +<nofra> They are tools of teh devil +<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man +<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else +<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look +<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..." +<surrounder> all handy in one place +<surrounder> I don't see any downsides +<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back? +<nofra> hang +<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow +<Olfway> McAmphetamine + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2606 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC +% ++firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot? ++sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2616 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual. +<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2631 + Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC +% +<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my +baby. I want a boob job" X_X +<antiwire> lol +<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire +<aceofspades19> and your goat +<adrien> firebird: thanks +<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found +#gaygeeks on freenode +<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2634 + Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC +% +<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops. +*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to ++o Alan_Hicks +<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for? +*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for +##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013. +War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to +##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public | +Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf." +<Dominian> haha +<Dominian> I see +* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2650 + Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC +% +<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two +angels to find out which one is the largest? +<David> wait, no, that is wrong +<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I +find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's +value? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2659 + Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC +% +<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi? +<gry> net +<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU +<wlan> ? +<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut, +kak normal'nye lyudi +<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii +<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :) + +English Translation: + +<wlan> Are there any normal people here? +<gry> no +<wlan> Or only developers +<wlan>? +<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like +normal people +<Phazorx> in emulation mode +<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them +:) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2665 + Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC +% +<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are +the licenses good for life? +<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan +<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000. +<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then +REGISTER and then paid $15. +<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2668 + Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC +% +< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me? +< Fay> ... +< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_ +< Blacklite_> why not? +< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me? +< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about +downloading all of the packages from +http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/ +< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware? +< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be. +< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_? +< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly +< Cultist> it is user friendly +< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly +< krizzo> I agree with Cultist +< Fay> +1 +< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click +installer, compatibility with other distros, etc +< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware +< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack +< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently? +< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment +< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously +< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo +< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then? +< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct? +< Blacklite_> quite. +< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2673 + Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC +% +<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly +hammered. +<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His +mates ask him if he got home OK. +<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home. But I blew chunks when I got there" +<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that +drunk" +<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No. Chunks is my dog." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2685 + Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC +% +<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"? +<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr +plugin working +<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check) +<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys +for this. +<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted" +<armin> thank you. +<armin> 8) +<Flexo> aha +<Flexo> np +<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces +<Flexo> o.O +<njsg> what even when how +<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2689 + Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC +% +<<+ dive>> @urban crocket +<<@ MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in +valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a +crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A +parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I think I saw a +giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2692 + Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC +%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/ +redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick. +redotis: That was fucking awesome. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2694 + Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC +% +< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes. +< Demon_Fox> Not true +< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes +< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not. +< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes". + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2697 + Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC +% +< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn +< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn' +< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide +http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html +< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"? +< crumb> oh +< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2702 + Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC +% +<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"? +<wiglet> that will be sweet +<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again +<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago? +<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2710 + Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC +% +<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o +<al> yours not, evidently +<al> :D +<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent +dictionary and fails :( +<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy +<davispuh> dict* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2722 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC +% +Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2743 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC +% +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case +I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? +<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep +<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right +<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom +<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale +<bender> bed operator +<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil +<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :) +<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs +<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no + +Translated: + +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case +I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? +<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep +<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right +<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English +<abs60923> on a Russian channel +<bender> bed operator +<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked +<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :) +<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs +<abs> bed operator is a strong thought + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2744 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC +% +"Talking about Token Ring Networks" + ++misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger + ++theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas + ++theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am +trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something ++majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening ++theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck +on your dick ++theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am + ++theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in +the Jahovas face ++theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have +a good study night + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2745 + Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC +% +<< thi>> hi guys, hi higor +<< thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus +<< thi>> FilterCode="Ehac +<< thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-* +<< thi>> what's the secret to running? +<<@ g0v>> walk fast + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2749 + Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC +% +<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both +ends." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2777 + Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC |