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This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English.

<Goblet> let's emulate netbios?
<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE
&
lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE
<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE
<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE
<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE
THERE! I'M HERE!
<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY?
<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES?
<sjmSK> AT LEA
ST NOT ME
<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME
<sjmSK> NOT ME
<_jv> NOT ME
<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT.
<bLeRp> MEEEE!
<G
oblet> (blerp is a samba box)
<__pint> HEY I AM HERE!
<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL
ABOUT US TO OTHERS
        IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE?
<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..."
<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI
LL BE THAT ONE!
<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY?
<__pint> I AM!
<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE?
<__pint> I AM!
<sjmSK> I'M NOT
<
holox> ME!
<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE?
<__pint> ME!
<bLeRp> MEEEEE!
<holox> I'M HERE!
<sjmSK> WANTY0UME
<Goblet> NICE THAT
YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
<__pint> MEEEE!
<bLeRp> NO, I AM!
<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file.
<bLeRp> I'M
THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE!
<Goblet> __pint, luckily :)
<__pint> NO, MEEEE!
<Goblet> cool netbios emulation
<__pint> <blue screen&
gt;


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1
                                        Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC 
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#slackman
< Lambda> help
< Lambda> please
< Lambda> i got pwnt
< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness
< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker
< Lambda> :)
< Lambda> lmfao
< Lambda> uber pwnt
< Lambda> i got uber pwnt
< Lambda> help e
< Lambda> help
< Lambda> please
< Lambda> oh god
< Lambda> please help me
< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD
< Lambda> HELP
< Lambda> PLEASE
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< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS
< Lambda> :)
< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS
< Lambda> :)
<@robw810> excuse me?
< Lambda> SUCK
< Lambda> MY
< Lambda> BALLS
< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER?
< Lambda> LMFSAO
< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling?
< Lambda> LMFAO
< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS
< Lambda> UR THE TROL
< Lambda> ROFL
< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER
< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED
< Lambda> ?
< Lambda> BY ME
< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
< theblackbox> lol, how creative
< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT
< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
< Lambda> :)
< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here.
< Lambda> I OWN J00
< rob0> bye
< Lambda> LMFAO
< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away.
< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK
< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP
-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by
robw810
-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810]
* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :)
<@robw810> :D


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #6
                                        Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC 
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<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #11
                                        Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC 
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<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit
<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin
<Dominian> hehe
<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him
<Dominian> might as well use bengay
<Dominian> no pun intended
<robw810> haha
<Dominian> hehe
<Dominian> well maybe a little
<Straterra> wow
<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs
<robw810> That was wrong
<Dominian> lol
<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron"
wrong
<Straterra> lol
<Dominian> lol
<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's"
<Dominian> lmao


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #14
                                        Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC 
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< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html
< `2StupidDogz> any ideea?
< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come
from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something
that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created
/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ...
< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do?
< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself?
< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied..
< robw810> yeah
< robw810> WHY?
< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out..
< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^
< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it
will "help out?"
< `2StupidDogz> ...
< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines)
< `2StupidDogz> youre right..
< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ?


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #15
                                        Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC 
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< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
< straterra> Depends
< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ?
< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i
a woodchuck could chuck wood
< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck,
but with a larger memory footprint
< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood
enviroment
< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment
< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ?
< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego
< Zal> er, -z :-)
< mwalling> no, -r
< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to
be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck
< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring
< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo
< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has
the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it
< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his
name..god?
< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h>
< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl
< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood
and then it would be put under the GPL
< straterra> Oh, ok then.
< mwalling> general woodchuck license
< straterra> What about procreation though?
< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the
families
< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks
< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that
< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction
< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters?
< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with
a patched woodchuck
< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks
< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it
< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a
 bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood?
< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone?
< mwalling> see rfc 1149
< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory
< phrag> mwalling, rofl
< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high
latencies
< straterra> Might need something a bit faster
< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient
< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it
< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory
through step by step brain surgery
< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a
shit on your car should not be trusted
< straterra> mwalling: ROFL
< fadumpt> ROFL
< inflex> O_o
< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful
< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy?
< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me
< mwalling> could smell bad
< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks
< straterra> That could work
< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though
< phrag> am i drunk?
< straterra> phrag: perhaps
< mwalling> phrag: are we all?
< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a
problem
* skac pulls out the breath tester.
< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one
goes down
< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks?
< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir.
< fadumpt> sure
* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno
< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean?
< phrag> it means i'm good to go
< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction
< mwalling> boom
< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver
< fadumpt> then we're all screwed
< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source
< fadumpt> lawsuits insue

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #18
                                        Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC 
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< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement
last night
< straterra> Swear to god
< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream
< straterra> Yeah
< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our
copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and
they said "Fine..we will.."
< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream!
< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but
they never did
< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh
< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #20
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC 
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* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline
for six months.
< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it
< Dominian> hhe
<+Alan_Hicks> Nope.  The power button was broke.
<+alienBOB> Haha
< Dominian> lol
< Dominian> that's hiliarious
<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace
this machine. :^)


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #27
                                        Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC 
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* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings
< Dominian> he works fine most of the time
< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on
most systems."
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm...
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in
'wishing' state; may be unstable"
< Alan_Hicks> Ah!  You must have an older version of me.  Try upgrading to the
latest release.
< Dominian> odd...
< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the
resulting binary is huge.
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why.
* Dominian edits out the crap
< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah!  Just run "make enima"
< Dominian> enema
< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too.  (Spelling Processor Unit)
< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima.  My kernel hackers can't spell. :^)
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema
literally causes the machine to shit itself.
< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something...
< Dominian>  ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense
--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks
< Dominian> hmmm..
< Dominian> configure works...
< Alan_Hicks> That's possible.  Did you include the kernel option for
pre-emption?  That always causes problems.  The ESP sub-system isn't fully
supported yet.
< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait
< Dominian> its the $ARCH
< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat
< Dominian> aha.. now make works
< Dominian> shit.. wait
< Dominian> nope..
< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary...
< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk?
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah!
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go..
< Dominian>  --build=backwoods-hick-compat
LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool
< Dominian> THERE we go


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #36
                                        Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC 
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< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure
slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure
slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you"
< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most
people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250
X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #42
                                        Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC 
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< andarius_> i am installing PBJ
< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time?
< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time"
* andarius_ googles
< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking
* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #44
                                        Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC 
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* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again.
< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys "

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #50
                                        Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC 
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< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her
two
          kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
          The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart.  Nice
          children you have there.  Are they twins??

          The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't,
          oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're
          twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?"

          "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter.  "I just couldn't
          believe you got laid twice."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #52
                                        Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC 
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< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0
< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  yeah but it's no good if i don't have the
prerequisites installed also
< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam
< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ?  freshmeat and
google are playing dumb
< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source??
< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  of course
< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ...
< rworkman> Heh
< Soul_keeper> ok got it
< rworkman> Go ahead and give up.  It will be easier on you to admit failure
now.
< Soul_keeper> rworkman,  lol
< rworkman> I'm serious.
< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before
< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source.  You're
looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a
           minimum)
< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs
< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i
installed the latest last week ...
< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found
< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess
< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have
noticed
< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too.  :)
< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed?
< Soul_keeper> jre
< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports
of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #59
                                        Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC 
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< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork
--- time passes ---
< fred87> erm... wait a second...
< fred87> "ball", singular?
< fred87> not "balls"?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #61
                                        Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC 
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This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO:

A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman:   "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll
give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the speed of light?"
Computer:  186,000 miles per second.
Salesman:  "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer:  George Washington.
President:  "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.  Where is my
father?"
Computer:  Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President:  "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!"
Computer:  Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a
twelve pound bass.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #70
                                        Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC 
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Phone conversation with customer...
----------------------------------------------------
customer: $APPNAME doesn't work
me: whats the error?
customer: i dont know. i closed it.
me: can you reproduce it?
customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT.
me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT?
customer: i didn't know i had to
me: it was mentioned in the README file
customer: wheres that?
me: it was displayed at the end of the installer
customer: oh. i usually just close those things

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #75
                                        Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC 
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< dentonj> what's up?
< orlan> my 22"<g>
< tuxq> sick bastard


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #87
                                        Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC 
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( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages...
( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts
( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #93
                                        Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC 
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< fred87>
/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq
< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :)
< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed
this, da?
< Straterra> I'm a virgin
< fred87> there ya go.
< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g
< Straterra> BAH
< Straterra> :/
< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change.
* BP{k} sighs
< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #96
                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC 
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From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod:

Those Slackware users are weird-
I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird,
but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird.
Its almost scary...
              -- Faux_Pseudo

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #98
                                        Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC 
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< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's
thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #105
                                        Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC 
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21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here
21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before
unleashing paranoia on it :P
< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;)
< Straterra> I'm not scratching that
< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts?
< macavity> lol
< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes ..
< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #112
                                        Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC 
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< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested*
< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done
about it; obviously that's
                      at your discretion
< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them
< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before
applying global sanctions like k-lines
Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in
< Alan_Hicks> "attack"...  To quote..... "You keep using that word.  I do not
think it means what you
                   think it means."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #142
                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC 
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
BMW drives up in a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how
many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to
his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a
GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he
then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high
resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to
an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an
email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored.

He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet
with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on
his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints
out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet
printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586
sheep."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the
young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?"

"You're a consultant." says the shepherd.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though
nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me
back my dog.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #144
                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC 
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From #freenode:
< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his
mind, and im concerned he might continue;  im more or less being preventative
< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most
situations;  if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys.
< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them?
< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM
< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems
< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be
< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give
him ops again
< Schroeder> I mean, seriously
< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP
crime on freenode
                      servers.  It's in the policies.  Schroeder I understand
that you're acquainted with
                      the abuser but I don't think this is your issue.
Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #145
                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC 
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From #freenode:
< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be.
What's the point in a
             channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them?
< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting
reprimanded?
< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware
< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :)
< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel.  ;-)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #146
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< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my
butt was offlint.  Heh
< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar
< Dagmar> Hey now not fair.  Quoting *entirely* out of context

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #148
                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC 
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< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek.  I just added a "changelog.txt" to document
changes I've made to this file :)
< mwalling_> umm
< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed
tortoiseSVN to all of the clients
< mwalling_> i win :P
< thrice`> lol
< thrice`> yeah
< thrice`> ;)
< heret|c> umm
< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey,
blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open
door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a
network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room
and says.. yeah i noticed.
< heret|c> i win.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #152
                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC 
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( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly.  You can think of UDP as the
retarded cousin of TCP.
( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #159
                                        Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC 
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( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #177
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02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows
         WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"]
02:51 < fred> bah
02:51 < fred> lies.
02:51 < ^Jenn> haha
02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #197
                                        Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC 
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< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American
                     Idol is?
< fred> "Trash"?
< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #199
                                        Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC 
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< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can
grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #204
                                        Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC 
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< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is
written
< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong
< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the
Week :D


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #208
                                        Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC 
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11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name
*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"]

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #210
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< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" :::
chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates
this more ::: chris gets kickbanned


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #229
                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC 
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< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files "
ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386"
< lt_kije> visof_: stop
< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing
< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time
< lt_kije> your options are:
< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set
< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a
while and then come back
< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here
< lt_kije> do some work on your own


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #231
                                        Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC 
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* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)]
< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off.
* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to
announce that crap?
* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba
-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
< nullboy> i sense a distrubance
* mwalling_ feels a chill
< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM!
< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!!
* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance
-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your
auto-away message when you rejoin.]
< DieRatte> lol
< nullboy> lmao
< mwalling_> LOL
< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed
< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway
on.
< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights
< nullboy> lol
-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware
< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion!
< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble"
< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #238
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< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys?
firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before
considering it junk.
< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker
that says "Dell"?
< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #258
                                        Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC 
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< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel
< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem
< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck.
< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple.
< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their
own stuff

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #263
                                        Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC 
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<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo?
<_sho_> no
<_sho_> what is it
<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to
perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #277
                                        Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC 
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<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router?  I checked
the ethernet cable, everything secure.  There are 3 other comps on the network
that can connect to Internet alright.
<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping"
<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ?
<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #295
                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC 
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< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :)
-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork
< FriedBob> Special in what way though?
-!- mwalling is now known as mworking
< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense?
< rworkman> shit

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #298
                                        Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC 
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* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his
desk for true "medicinal purposes".

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #302
                                        Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC 
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< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on
the web
< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ?


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #306
                                        Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC 
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<Dominian> Hostname: Leave.
<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel.
<Hostname> Dominian, f**k
<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to
insult me correctly.
<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold.
<Dominian> Hostname: Wow.  Impressive.  Say something I don't understand to make
you self feel so high and mighty.. nice.
<Hostname> Dominian, kraut
<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know.
<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #316
                                        Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC 
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drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean
           counters would laugh
drijen - but in work
heretic - yeah
drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES.
drijen - here for the logs:
drijen - BOOBIES
drijen - BOOBIES
drijen - BOOBIES
drijen - BOOBIES
drijen - BOOBIES
drijen - and chocolate.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #327
                                        Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC 
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<patbam>  hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk
sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how
to access the contents

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #338
                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC 
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< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #339
                                        Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC 
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<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment
<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are!
<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was
asked to post
<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining.  You were told to pastebin, not paste.
<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from
http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing
<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people
* cpeek has quit (Client Quit)
* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info
* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp

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                                        Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC 
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< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month
award
< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one
< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months?
< straterra> id like to thank my libido...
< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i
never could...and where right
< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape
dead things and bots..
< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #368
                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC 
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<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead?
<abnerdoon> yes, very much so
<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word}
<abnerdoon> nope
<abnerdoon> sorry
<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${}   or without the ${}
<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3
<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little
<Wuju> then do x + r = 7
<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything
<Wuju> What are you doing in here then?
<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script?
<abnerdoon> lol
<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7
<abnerdoon> ;)
<abnerdoon> heh
<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ?  Set to $word if name is unset
?
<abnerdoon> not me, wuju
<Wuju> me
<Wuju> I know how to assign variables
<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${}  <--
with brackets and without
<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar
<grepper> it protects the variable
<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo?
<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong
<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :)
<grepper> echo $foobar would not work
<abnerdoon> lol
<Wuju> exuse me
<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables
<Wuju> and one assigned varible
<grepper> unset foo
<Wuju> thanks
<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it
<Wuju> im reading the set manual
<Wuju> for unset all
<Wuju> instead of relogging
<Wuju> unset -k   ??
<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new
one and work there
<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors
<Wuju> oh yeah
<Wuju> from set
<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree
<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication
<Wuju> let me try `` characters
<grepper> echo $((3*3))
<Wuju> wait a minute..
<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string
<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux
<Wuju> Thanks
<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands

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< CaptObviousman> argh
< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy
< Catoptromancy> heh
< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and
                       invariably it\'s because you asked a question
* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be
         A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #386
                                        Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC 
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<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ??
<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh
<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory.
<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us
know what it says
<SlayckX> ok
<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s
<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening
<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a
shar, which means that you need to execute it
<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should
do) and then running it
<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either.
<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing.
<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh
<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this
<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute
././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh
<SlayckX> I already pasted this
<sekhmet> *sigh*
<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\"   2) pick one  3) copy-and-paste your whole
terminal screen into it  4) post the link here
<SlayckX> why?
<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening...
<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you?
<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too
<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead
<SlayckX> yes that would be better.
<SlayckX> bon appetit :)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #389
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<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key,
it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\"
<Kaapa>  ^V + tab
<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard?
<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v
<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do   ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt
:)
<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #399
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<C_Kode> Hey all.  How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures?
 I\'m not finding anything on Google.
<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\"  pluggable authorization module
<savetheWorld> (or something like that)
<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #402
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* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with
bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #404
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< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\"
< thrice`> fuck, my company blows
< Dominian> er..
< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha
< Dominian> lmao


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #406
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<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\"
Suspect:
      \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\"


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #414
                                        Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC 
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< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using
8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why)
< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right?
< rob0> ok
< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D
< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL
-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by
peer\"]
<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #416
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<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in
use\" due to a conflict with itself?
<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port...
<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird.
<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #423
                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC 
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< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #430
                                        Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC 
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< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ?
< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #445
                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC 
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WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping.
        Even so, this is worth the read... :-)

<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear
that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware
cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with
System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style   fact is
slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style
<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because
we have inittab and runlevels.
<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the
initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc',
<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program.
<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like.
<oneforall> BSD-style
<oneforall> SysV-style read it
<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as
allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with
rh and clones of it
<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything.
<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV
init system
<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is
used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it .
<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init.
<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER
<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so
it is BSD-like in that aspect.
<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style
<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init
<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V,
but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard
to see what that says
<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok?
<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think.
<oneforall> its not
<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside
from a lot of these dinky embedded ones
<oneforall> read
<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system.
<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not
all like is clamied here
<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init"
<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots.
<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init.
<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels.
<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file.
<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a
part of it and in a diffrent way than most
<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init.
<Dagmar> Not one little bit.
<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to
run based on that.
<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though.
<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts.  No more, and no less.
<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this.
<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method.
<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make
things modular.
<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one
thing
<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time.
<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both
<oneforall> you just eat your own words
<Motoko-chan> Huh?
<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read.
<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init
<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what
runlevel because it has no runlevels
<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period.
<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said
trhere
<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear
<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV
<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init"
<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap
<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how
other modular systems do.
<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility
to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout*
<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init.
<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up?
<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny
it's existance.
<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect
Slackware's style.
<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php
<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used
<rworkman> no.
<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean
<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS
<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does
*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv
<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init.  Period.
<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has
helped me once to understand the difference.
<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear
<rworkman> Yes, it is.
<Motoko-chan> Yes it is.
<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux
distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each
runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one
init script to each runlevel.
<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim
<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init"
<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG.
<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script
<oneforall> notice they are init scripts
<Motoko-chan> Correct.
<Dagmar> So what?
<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot.
<Dagmar> We have an init daemon.
<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is
system-v init.
<Dagmar> That makes us SysV.
<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people
<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD
init
<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo
if you take out that part yopur
fucked duh it only a f..g part
<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot
<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part.
##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.
##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by
rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112
<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know
better.

... and a few minutes later...

<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air:
<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify
http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use
SysV init.  It seems that some refuse to listen to reason.
<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit
being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the
appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made
manually)
<Dagmar> hehe
<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue?
<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of
us
<rworkman> :)


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #446
                                        Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC 
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[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined
##slackware.
[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of
keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must
[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P
[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long
[00:24] <dadexter> to read
[00:24] <macavity> :P
[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata
[00:25] <macavity> you just got here
[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta..
[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally
useless, and leave
[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha
[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P
[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love
goooooooooooooooooold"
[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste
[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #449
                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC 
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< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #453
                                        Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC 
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<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they?
<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!".

(#totse @ slashnet.org)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #491
                                        Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC 
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< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle?
< dadexter_laptop> no
< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra
< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it
< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you?
< mwalling_> straterra: you want it?
< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine
< straterra> Want...what?
< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle
< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle
< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels
< straterra> Especially not people named Mark
< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich
< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad
day
< dadexter_laptop> wait
< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle???
< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want
it
< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy
< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich???
< mwalling_> no
< bird603568> :o
< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich.
< mwalling_> next to my sandwich
< straterra> In your mouth?
< mwalling_> in the same box
< mwalling_> i don't like pickles
< dadexter_laptop> me neither
< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor
for your anus?
< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues
< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense
< bird603568> no pickle would  be penis
< straterra> Duh
< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle
< mwalling_> yes.
< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar
< plee> yes.. some people do that
< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a
freakin week
< mwalling_> ok
< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm...
< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle
< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle?
< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted
< mwalling_> lengthwise
< straterra> Hmm
< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!!
< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit
< mwalling_> going once!
< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it
< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost?
< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone
< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it
< plee> hehe

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #504
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16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has
joined #debian
16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey
16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me
16:21 < lamby> !ask
16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem
with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try
             to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___."
Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or
             pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all
volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't
             get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine
16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #522
                                        Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC 
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< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that
they put on hair dryers.  They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it.
< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the
rinse and repeat
< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing.  See? People
don't follow directions.
< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #526
                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC 
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< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #528
                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC 
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< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock"
< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about
fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #530
                                        Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC 
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< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what
screen does!"
< mwalling> hehehe
< vbatts> ha
< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it
* CaptObviousman face palms

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #533
                                        Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC 
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< straterra> I love this laptop stand
< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it?
< Dominian> They call it the "erection"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #554
                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC 
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< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear
                  holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #563
                                        Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC 
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<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea?
<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews
<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do
is make money from it
<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont
make him money to further the zionist agenda
<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by
gays?!?! WTF

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #565
                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC 
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(Brian is a coworker)

Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project
Straterra: STD
Brian: stuff to do?                                
Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do
Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better
Brian: I like mine better. :)
Straterra: I do too
Straterra: I think I shall steal it
Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake?
Straterra: lol
Straterra: Dude
Straterra: Rename RT that
Brian: STFU would rock
Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com
Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #569
                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC 
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<USCA> us & ca universities
<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities
<amrit|wrk> huh?
<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;)
<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;)
<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #573
                                        Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC 
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< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger
 "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a
snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #586
                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC 
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16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short:  I was in Wal-Mart checking
out.  I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the
woman behind me says "You have a dog?"  I couldn't resist.
<+rworkman> Me: "Nope.  I'm getting back on the Purina diet.  I used to weigh
over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it."  She says, "You look
like you lost more than that."
<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out
last week."
<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?"    Me: "No."
<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car
hit me"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #607
                                        Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC 
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<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless
<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy
<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer."
<thrice`> <3
<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around?
<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister
<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend
<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the
last three lines, I've no idea what it was
<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here
<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #625
                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC 
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< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P
< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same  subnet as
the host OS
< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes
< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/
< JKWood> Not this again...
-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck
< rob0> WOW it worked!!
< nullboy> lmao
< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ?
-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination
connected"]
< andarius> sweet
< rob0> That worked too!
< Buggaboo> What worked?
< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #629
                                        Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC 
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sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages
OsamaK: "manpages"?
sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #645
                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC 
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<GoRpO> i have a problem ..
<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ...
<ciosad> doh
<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ?
<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs
<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs
partition
<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see
http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc
<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition
<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be
execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is
a ntfs partition
<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ?
<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at
http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk
<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within
linux.
<GoRpO> omg
<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;)
<sethk> amphi, thank you  :)
<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can
kiss that fs goodbye
<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator).
 That's just hideous
<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for
rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror
reanimator" ;)
<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh?
<sekhmet> amphi: Quite
<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was
sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs
<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment
<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is
interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable...
<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido "
<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment
<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;)
<sethk> reiser will kill you ....   :)
<amphi> heh
<GoRpO> hehe
<GoRpO> reiser just killed me
<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs
partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a
reiser fs, bailing"
<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe
<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good
<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #654
                                        Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC 
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< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games
                 come with their own stuff if it's required
< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running
             standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key.
< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before
< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games
< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever.
< fred> steam's think does it too
< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't
< fred> it does
< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine
< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely
                 cooperates with cedega to work on linux
< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was
             good, and worked with anti-cheat companies?
< fred> *headdesk*

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #664
                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC 
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<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname?
<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym"
<Dominian> haha
<fred> JKWood: *SLAP*

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #668
                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC 
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Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support....

I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts.  This was some years
ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password.  I actually got them
to give me whatever I needed.  The conversation went something like this.

"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?"
"My what?"
"Your government contract ID number."
"We don't have that information anymore."
"You should have received that with..."
"You don't understand.  That information is on one of our servers, and that
server has crashed.  It's the one I was calling you about."
"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions
to verify your identity.  Is Commissioner So-and-so there?"
(This is where the lie got really good.)
"Oh great!"
"Is there a problem sir?"
"Yes there's a problem.  He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges."
"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor."

Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #672
                                        Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC 
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<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"?
<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that.
<mwalling> ...

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #694
                                        Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC 
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< JKWood> W|GGL|T:  If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular
torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #707
                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC 
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< JKWood> straterra:  "goat" is not a sex.
< straterra> yes it is
< straterra> i can prove it
< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots..
< straterra> and they cant run


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #709
                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC 
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08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising
08:04  * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon
08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has
         left ##slackware ["fag"]

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #710
                                        Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC 
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<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too
big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)"  (its ~7gb)
<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file
<Rael> is that your porn collection

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #714
                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC 
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< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is
< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing...
she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone"
< rworkman> Dominian: awesome!
< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old
< Dominian> I about choked
< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :)
< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..."  I said "hhh honey.. she's a
programmer in the making.."


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #715
                                        Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC 
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< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P
< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment
< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love.
< jpipkin> I'm full of shit.
< macavity> LOL
< acidchild> haha
< rob0> I'm full of myself.
< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0
< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby
< dadexter_laptop> err
< rob0> ewwwwwwww


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #718
                                        Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC 
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< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just
               silly
< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue
< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick
< kloeri> what is the issue then?
< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed
* ViciousPotato blinks
< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to
                not imply that the user is using something that somebody else
                owns
< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite.
< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like
< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #742
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC 
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< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work..
< Paperface> and return some results
< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper
< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment
< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback
< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix
request

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #743
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC 
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< JKWood> Okay.  That will make this easier.  We're about to rock your world...
"chroot /mnt"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #744
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC 
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[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled:
                 *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail
                 support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29
                 17:47:57)
-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks.  It seems a bug
                in services turned a mask into *@*.
< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the
               stress services must go under on a daily basis?
< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #745
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC 
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(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th)

< fred> Also, if we do do this:
< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink
< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day
< fred> (aka US independance day)


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #750
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC 
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chet: hi i just install linux OS
chet: it has problem
chet: i want help .. any expert
chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz
theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question
chet: ok fine
chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise
"peep peep"
mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something
chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual?
chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution
chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer
enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a
dumpster?
chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast
chet: good speakers and good memory
chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS.
chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X

This guy doesn't even know how to troll

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #759
                                        Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC 
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<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions
airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving").

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #761
                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC 
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< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was
<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command.
< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me
* Chuckbot bites me


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #769
                                        Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC 
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< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #777
                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC 
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< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n");
< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #781
                                        Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC 
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< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :(
< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what
you want on a system that has no
iptables rules already existing.  You have to possess a bit of understanding
about what they're doing in order
to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification)
< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening
"please" to "plzz"
< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that
< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport
80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i
nternal address of webserver>
< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface>
-p tcp -d <internal address of w
ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT
< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ??
< rworkman> No. It's the external interface.
< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin.  I won't participate in you messing
up your company lan.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #789
                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC 
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< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of
packages on Slackware are *actually*
               handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every
install.
< rob0> sshhhhh!
< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels.
< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your
squirrel.
< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite.
< jkwood> Precisely.


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #790
                                        Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC 
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< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today
< fred> front:
< fred>     527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9
< fred> back
< fred>     Not really.
< fred> This made me giggle.
< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it.
< straterra> i dont get it
< fred> does noone get that here?
* fred is let down
< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe
< thrice`> nope; don't see it either
< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =|
< fred> Fermat's last theorem
* straterra stares blankly
< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2
where a^n + b^n = c^n
* straterra is still confused
< straterra> That theorum is practical..how?
< fred> straterra: define 'practical'
< fred> it's true.
< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate
< thrice`> F=m*a is practical
< straterra> fred: um..useful?
< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum
< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They
can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then
the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c."


                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #796
                                        Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC 
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<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know
what that means?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #807
                                        Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC 
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< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ?
< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter
< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone
< straterra> for easter, that is
< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital
sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #833
                                        Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC 
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< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea
< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno
< Ripzerskins> Tell
< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you
< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit
< Ripzerskins> I bet
< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is
< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu
< Ripzerskins> LOL
< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box
< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday
< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER
< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on
reaching the pinnacle of your career!"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #877
                                        Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC 
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^}^: my channel is registered by another guy
^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net  but #freesocial is registered.
ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have.
^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook
fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT

quick trip to freesocial.net reveals

.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L-

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #891
                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC 
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< seg`fault> hi
< seg`fault> anyone ON for query?
< lunaphyte_> proceed.
< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone
< seg`fault> pls advice
< seg`fault> i am new to dns
< lunaphyte_> what is your goal?
< seg`fault> i am learning dns
< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can
< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer?
< seg`fault> how many types of referrel?
< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example?
< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral?
< seg`fault> lamer
< seg`fault> don't waste my time
< seg`fault> !
< seg`fault> :\
-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit []
< lunaphyte_> nice.
< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"???
< Trengo> that was...
< Trengo> surreal
< rob0> wow
< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes.
< rob0> Not enough of one in that case.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #893
                                        Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC 
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ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a
professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly
educated"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #895
                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC 
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<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli
<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know
<SilverDawn> lol
<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;)
<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l
<SilverDawn> drijen, true
<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol
<drijen> also, i like that nick
* drijen writes that down for a future server name
<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds...
<SilverDawn> silverdawn?
<drijen> yes
<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn
<MacIver> sounds like a girl name
<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\
<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that
<SilverDawn> :)

<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on?
<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja'
<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn
<MacIver> and the-google
<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea
<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn
<drijen> sounds dirty.
<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what
it truely was
<SilverDawn> regardless
<SilverDawn> thanks
* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left
##gnome ("Leaving")

***Couple of Minutes Later***

<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok...
<drijen> rofl.
<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe.
<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #899
                                        Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC 
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< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ?
< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
Mr.  Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
come out?'  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas
that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #909
                                        Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC 
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rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to
IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls
are FBI agents"]

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #910
                                        Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC 
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< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about?
and what doesn't.
< Dominian> wtf
< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive
< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee
< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in
not as good as i wish...
< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate"
< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch"
< bigpaws> lol
< fdO> heh

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #918
                                        Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC 
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< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a
glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo
butter" to smell like grape juice
< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this
< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless.
< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #922
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root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
nullboy: hey root
root: hey
nullboy: i see your 0 face
root: im sure
root: :-)
PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face
root: what does that mean?
systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about..
systemloc: 0
systemloc: heh
nullboy: lmao
root: oh
nullboy: i mean lma0
root: you guys are pervs
root: ok nice talking to you guys
root left the room (quit: "Leaving").

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #924
                                        Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC 
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< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............
< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #925
                                        Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC 
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<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work
<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ?
<ipherca> yeah
<ipherca> it's downloaded.
<ipherca> i used gunzip
<ipherca> gunzip -c
<thrice`> why?
<ipherca> I don't know what else to use
<thrice`> go into the directory which has it
<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz
<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago
<ipherca> installpkg as a command
<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ?
<ipherca> this is my.. third day
<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;)
<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/
<ipherca> no
<ipherca> I will read
<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html
<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :)
<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg
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<thrice`> and
<thrice`> ?
<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz
<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab]
<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard
<ipherca> yeah, lol
<ipherca> nothing
<ipherca> same error
<ipherca> crap, I'll brb
* ipherca has quit ("Leaving")
<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed
<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #956
                                        Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC 
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* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it
< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives?
* andarius backs away
< BP{k}> you frigging pervert.
* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman
< CaptObviousman> what? don't you?
< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy
< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now
< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually
< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P
* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you
will install it for me" :o
< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #966
                                        Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC 
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< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked
there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!"
< TJF> wtf is chicken polish
< TJF> gets em shiny

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #972
                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC 
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< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing...
< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:)
< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?"
< jkwood> fred:  Get your head out of the gutter.
< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company
< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude
< jkwood> That's true.
< straterra> :/
< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin.
< fred> it doesn't even look similar :|
* fred is worried
< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you?
< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS
YOU!
* straterra writhes in agony

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #973
                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC 
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<green> how do i get an editor
<webPragmatist> type /editor
<Bdragon> depends on distro..
<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor
<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one
<TJF> caker: meany
<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf /
<denis> sudo rm -rf /
<Bdragon> oh come on

About seven minutes later...

<green> i can,t ssh ti linode
<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf"
* cruxeternus holds his breath.
<TJF> green has firewalled himself out
<green> yes
* cruxeternus has done that before. :P
<@caker> TJF: ....
<TJF> O.O
<green> i thoght the code is for me
<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up
<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling
<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #974
                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC 
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<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >>
http://notaverb.com/setup
<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it
wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that
were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been
nearly as eloquent
<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!"
<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement?
<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck
<tjfontaine> TJF: heh
<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at
birth
<cruxeternus> !login
<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P
* caker is shutdowning his Linode
* caker is logining into the website
* caker is backuping
* caker is sad
<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb
* mikegrb is killinging caker
<mendel> stop sadding
<cruxeternus> for seriousness

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #975
                                        Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC 
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<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I
said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used
ext3."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #980
                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC 
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04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it
always screws up within like a week
04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please
reformat and try again"
04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs,
etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again
04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC?
04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so
04:17 < Athenon_> whats that?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #981
                                        Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC 
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< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it
said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run
< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally.
< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file?
< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D
* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin
< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did.
< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden
< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL
* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too
* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs
< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed
< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks
< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New"
< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i
didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont
download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora
uses livna

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #983
                                        Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC 
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< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1028
                                        Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC 
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< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string
with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this.
< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah"
< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have
< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class?
< bradd_> that is not right..
< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh
< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works
< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha
< GoldfishInAJarOf> global
< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :)
< Lede> /facepalm
< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede
< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const
char *cstring = "blah""

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1046
                                        Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC 
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<Dave2> :w dong
<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written
<Dave2> my dong is very small :(
<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills ....
<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1049
                                        Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC 
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< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager
run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it?
< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN>
 applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the
NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed
to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security
policies in the configuration file'
< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome..
< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't
even come on the distro discs any more
< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at
this platform.
< Dominian> Grejao: So?
< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer.
< Dominian> Its officially unsupported.
< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker
has to give you a warranty...

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1053
                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC 
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< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and
just install OS X on it
< straterra> eh
< straterra> Thats a PITA
< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features
< logan> like?  I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need
< straterra> multitouch..
< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing
* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive
< straterra> You love my hard drive
< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now
< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch
< straterra> Oh
< straterra> Get a faster MBP
< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports
< logan> straterra: expensive
< straterra> I didn't say buy one
< straterra> I said get one :)
< jkwood> "acquire"
< logan> hah
< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples
< logan> really, there's not that much
< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1057
                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC 
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< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form.  I'm really not
interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/
< thrice`> :(
< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his
personal bat symbol
< straterra> ...
< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1058
                                        Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC 
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< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I
have root on all of them :D
< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw!
< straterra> zomgleekhax0r
< livinded> srsly
< straterra> zomgphear
< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the
access
< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility
< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail
< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome.
< Dominian> Feel the power !
< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility
< Dominian> hahaha
< Dominian> NOOBFARM
< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards
< hurt> boo!
< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just
laughed
< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration.
< straterra> Bubba wont care though
< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use
the school's server
< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any
more legal
< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do
anything that's going to get me caught
< straterra> livinded: you already have
< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught
< avert> straterra: lol
< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as
possible?
< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree
< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles
< livinded> title*
< straterra> That doesn't really matter
< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught
< straterra> Better yet
< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend.
< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot.
< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog
< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught?
< straterra> By running their mouths
< straterra> bragging
< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight.
< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble.  If the bird didn't sing
the snake would've gone hungry.
< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989!
< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it.
< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell
one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4)
< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control
your waggin' tongue.
 * avert sits back and watches
< straterra> Unless you have a gf
< straterra> Then..go for it
< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you
put under it
< straterra> ...
 * straterra face palms
< avert> haha
< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night?
< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind.  Forget everything I just said.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1065
                                        Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC 
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< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for
a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything  ?
< rworkman> lsEee: thermite.
< jkwood> thermite++
< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1072
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* Monoca has joined ##slackware
<Monoca> hi
<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console
<Zordrak> wow. well done.
<Monoca> ??
<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won
a free cake!
<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake
<adamx> mmm cake
* edman007 takes the cake
* Monoca has quit ("Leaving")

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<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only
works when i put ./ ?

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UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually
tasty

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                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC 
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<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath
<Mr_Evil> naked
<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic
<juice_> and your still on irc
<Mr_Evil> or just bathing
<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time
<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5
<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha
<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded.
<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife
<Mr_Evil> heh
<Mr_Evil> thanks

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                                        Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC 
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< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the
occasional crash
< thrice`> -2
< jkwood> Umm... 5?
< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs
< jkwood> Oh, wait.  1?
< jkwood> 10?
< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale
< jkwood> Oh.  Erm... .3
< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable?
< pkgtool> try E
< lanmower> er
< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help
< lanmower> good point
< lanmower> er 1 is good
< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind
of silly.
< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra
< lanmower> fail pre grade-1
< lanmower> naa just wired
< straterra> What?
< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..."

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>>>_roach has joined ##slackware
( _roach) teste
( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect
<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"]
( nullboy) bahahaha

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1093
                                        Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC 
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<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware
<juice> huh?
<nullboy> ?
<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ?   do they make good bait
<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ?
<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware
WITH a worm?
<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :)
<Dominian> I smell a troll.
<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu
<juice> bs
<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called?
<nullboy> worm*
<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called?
<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it
<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance
<meninslack>  /worm/virus/Nutcracker
<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what?
<patric__> ...
<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner
<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in?
<juice> meninslack, that is  password cracker
<juice> not a worm
<patric__> avast isn't crappy
<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX
and Linux systems.
<meninslack> something.tar.bz2
<juice> stop hacking
<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives
<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name..
<Dominian> bz2?
<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part...
<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source
files.
<meninslack> Then it is infected source
<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files
<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name
<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods...
<meninslack> I can't remember
<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it
<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware.
<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time.  If it's detecting a virus in the
cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner.
<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems
to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at
<Dominian> I don't believe it.
<nullboy> i call bs as well
<Dominian> md5sums would have found it

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--> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds
<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i
do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org?
<mwalling> ?
<mwalling> there already is
<thrice`> lol
<ultimashrine> huh?
<ultimashrine> i don't know about that
<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"?
<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss
* ultimashrine slams his head
<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;)

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< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK"
< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!"  "That's fine."
< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking
file" button too

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1098
                                        Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC 
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<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others,
roommates, parrots, etc.)."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1106
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<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full
Install(TM)" in the topic?
<spook> can we get that in the installer?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1107
                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC 
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< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird
< thrice`> really?
< thrice`> you can set them manually
< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ?
* straterra snickers
< Dominian> thrice`: ass
< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is
no longer allowed to build me!"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1114
                                        Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC 
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< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay?
< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question?
< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..."
< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to
know. :)
< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with
such-and-such. ;-)
< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid?
< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare.
< ThomasY> Damn you

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1118
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<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page!
<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing.
<Cann0n> it worked for me...
<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he
just said.
<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)"

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                                        Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC 
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<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5.  Think of all the typing you could
save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1150
                                        Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC 
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< straterra> !nickometer cpunches
<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%.
< straterra> LIES

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1180
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( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too
( nullboy) he's a closet maso
( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :)
( nullboy) haha
* fred <3 pain
( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1181
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straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very
much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.."
<nullboy> "which must be killed"
<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1183
                                        Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC 
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<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that.
<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/
<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;)
<pprkut> lol
<pprkut> the empire will strike back
<thrice`> the jedi will return...
<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm
<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1194
                                        Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC 
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<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically
incorrect, but it doesn't really matter
<\3TATUK> sure it matters
<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU?
<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to
<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC!
<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler
<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS
<\3TATUK> ROFL?
<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM?
<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much
<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions
<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue
<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1201
                                        Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC 
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< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !"
< TwinReverb> "it's defective!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1205
                                        Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC 
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<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask
us to sell them shit.  They want to give us money.  Naturally we cannot man that
phone 24/7.  So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it
so that people would get SOMETHING.  His answer?  "Uhhhhhh...let me think about
it."
<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of
female volleyball games on my computer"
* rob0 googles female volleyball

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1212
                                        Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC 
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< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe
< Dominian> er..
< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now?
< chubs_> let me know when you finish

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1215
                                        Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC 
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<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that
it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is
weird and reboot by itself.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1219
                                        Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC 
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< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it
< vdsy> hahhahahhaa
< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that
< vdsy> data as the ref
< straterra> I wouldn't
< straterra> I don't like machine porn
< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half
Life 2
< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really
wanna see data wrestle
< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised
< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers
< antler> hahaha
< vdsy> hahaha
< acidchild> P<G
< acidchild> OMG
< acidchild> LOL
< acidchild> :-\
< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF"
< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that"
< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk*

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1227
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< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1?
< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack?
< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure!
< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it!
< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and
konqueror (je suis webdev),
< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up
when one opens too many flash appies.
< jkwood> >.<
< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on
#slamd64@Freenode!

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<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means
piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1238
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<jkwood> fred:  That's something people just say without meaning, like "The
check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy,
but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1246
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<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying
"Cannot mount volume.  Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a
bunch of "details"
<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group?
<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not
interested thank you.

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< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull
me now NOT_NOT" in the near future?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1262
                                        Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC 
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< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword?
< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword.  Whether you could
defeat it is another story.
< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer
-!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is
the one with the sword..."]

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* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch
to it.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1273
                                        Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC 
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Seth: bugger...  over cautious fail
Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for
skin)..  glanced at package, saw "take by mouth"....  told them it was the wrong
prescription..
Seth: THEN i read what it was for..   viagra
Me: ...
Me: that could help with skin problems

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1291
                                        Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC 
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< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar.
< hiptobecubic> nonsense
< macavity> ?
< hiptobecubic> ?
< BP{k}> !
< XGizzmo> ^
< macavity> _
< hiptobecubic> `
< Old_Fogie> +
< macavity> (c)
< chopp> ~
< jkwood> %
<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs.
<alienBOB> El cheapo!
<chubs> i'll do it for 50
<Alan_Hicks> haha
<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200
<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks:  just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it
;)
<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/
<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-)
<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)
<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you
<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha

<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel.   < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i
don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)  <-- that gets *nothing* -- but
this:  < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you  <-- gets "gross"  :)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1315
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< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks
great
* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably
< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback
< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ?
< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft
< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv?
< Fenix-Dark> no
< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv
< nullboy> MS cash
< Alan_Hicks> MS cash?
< Alan_Hicks> My God!  Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1316
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< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material"
?
< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up
your disk?
< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't
use anyway so ...
< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ?
< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you
do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks
< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level
of competence from 2 sentences ...
< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ?
< antler> huh? wth
< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system
from cli than you do with clicking on buttons
< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation
< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back
* Alan_Hicks is confused.
< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation?
< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces)
", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel
< NuMaStresa> perverts *
< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-)
< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that
< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :))

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##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online

[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth
or post-teeth?"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1326
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(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout)
< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this
very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are
< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well.
< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM"
< mgrossie> So I'm stumped

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1335
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<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>"
<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1337
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< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy
white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1341
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<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few
<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep")
<NetrixTardis> hot tube?
<NetrixTardis> TMI.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1369
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< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need:
http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614
... Later in a different channel ...
<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious
levelheadedness
<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar
<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night
on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk.  "crash
space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire.
<@tjfontaine> o0
<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on
the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn
shoot was a wee bit surreal
<@tjfontaine> ...
<@tjfontaine> ...
<@phennessy> heh
* tjfontaine wants to travel in time
<@phennessy> you need the tie camera

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< jkwood> There we go... message sent.
< pprkut> lol
< thrice`> haha
< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit.  You know, a little ego stroking, a little
introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it.
< jkwood> Little things.
< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails
< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs
< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does)
< jkwood> Dear sirs:  You are doing a great service to mankind.  I am but a
humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software.  To quote a wise man,
"Your head is full of watermelon."  In other words, please stop committing
$(atrocity against mankind).  If I can help, please send money.  Regards, me.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1376
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< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system
":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it
take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1378
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< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1380
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< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core
developers, isn't it ?
< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be
invited by Pat.
< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of
a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail
< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum
and room chat of core developer
< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s
< jkwood> Pretty much.
< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel.
< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :)
< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is.
< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :)
< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash
their party. :)
< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for
example
< rworkman> .j #lemonparty

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dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to
"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it
dive> good one
dtanner> indeed
dive> now define 'accidently'
AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally
moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option
AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it.
jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing.
AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha.
jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing.
AzalynX> me too.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1394
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< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete
idiots?!
< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a
system I admin.
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh?
< Dominian> what's the serious issue?
< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure.
< Dominian> haha
< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability?
< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it.
< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it
< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic
ated session.. good luck
< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact,
you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks
are from inside your network anyhow.
< Dominian> yep
< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config.
< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware
< Dominian> hehe
< Dominian> easily taken care of...
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM"
< Dominian> then you'll get:  "er.. well if it DID use PAM..."
< Alan_Hicks> I already have!
< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an
authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd
have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would
think..
< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares?
< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this...
< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than
valid ones.
< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames.
< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it
< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware
< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical
between all attempts.
< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there!  No.  Get a load of this...
< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce..
< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout
values are skewed
< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version
3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version.
< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood.
< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time
< Dominian> uhhhhh
< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just
don't have the right words ;)
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!?
< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep
openssh for them?
< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said!  /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1
< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah?
< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;)
< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is
on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX!
< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2..
.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!"
< eviljames> hahahahaha
< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure?
* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1395
                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC 
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< stanza_> hi all u guys
< stanza_> need some help please
< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation
< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often.
< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font
'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint?
< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1396
                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC 
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< andarius> greetings and salutations
< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!"
< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there -------->
< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1397
                                        Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC 
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< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some
people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because
you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic.
< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about
password security anyway...
< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem.
< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a
difference.
< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were
compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue
< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway
< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated.
< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine
grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it)
< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home
intruders come in through a window.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1400
                                        Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC 
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< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past
year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an
autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until
after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1418
                                        Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC 
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<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't
have to be so cruel :)
<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P
<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun
loaded and safety off
<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot
<spook> why not rocksalt?
<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull |
explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1421
                                        Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC 
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< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments
< mbhayes> hehe
< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu...
< rob0> I just made it up
< mbhayes> hah
< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest
< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators
< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny
< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos
< rob0> here's one
< rob0> Sununubuntu
< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version!
< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version
< eelriver> Barackobuntu
< rob0> Good!
< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu
< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious
< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with
Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here
< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes.
< fred> *dumb

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1422
                                        Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC 
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< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event"
questions, so I've written a few down.
< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec):
< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012
< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021
< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029
< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038
< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015
< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024
< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul  7 03:01:11 GMT 2033
< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025
< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015
< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033
< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009
< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions:
< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014
< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024
< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019
< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013
< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I
< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May  9 17:52:24 GMT 2015
< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun  6 21:30:32 GMT 2032
< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010
< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014
< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007
< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll
never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs).
< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1425
                                        Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC 
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< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad.
 I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now.  He came
back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the
curve."
< jkwood> Well DUH
< andarius> lol
< mbhayes> haha

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1436
                                        Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC 
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< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_<
(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which
build depends on pkg-config
< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1453
                                        Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC 
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< straterra> Hi
< infoG> hi
< infoG> what is projectstfu
< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake
< straterra> It's web based, to-do software
< infoG> cool
-!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood
<@straterra> There's a demo on the website
< infoG> ok
< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well
<@straterra> Yup
< infoG> was the similarity intentional?
< infoG> well, let me rephrase
< infoG> why the similarity?
<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and
remembering to do things.
< infoG> interesting
< infoG> was he a silent type?
<@jkwood> Actually, yes.  The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find
its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their
work quietly.
<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been
"cheapened" in the common vernacular.
< infoG> i see
< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase
to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict
<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do
list.  You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant
shouting of commands led to hearing loss.
< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature
<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same
way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new
recruits.
<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of
sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a
task.
<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock
workers couldn't read.
<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand.
< infoG> really? only a few hundred?
< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago..
< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done
<@jkwood> Yes.  You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by
sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium.
< infoG> with a list
< infoG> i understand
<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods,
for the most part.
<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers.
< infoG> mhm
< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the
ancronym's other meaning?
<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase.
<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak.
< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it
<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me
over time.
<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class.  It
was lovely.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1456
                                        Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC 
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< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE!
< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ?
< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I
have it. Let me look again.
< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it.
< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it?
< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus.
< jkwood> My bad.
< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do?
< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!!
< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart
< jkwood> Hullo.
< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this?
< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus"
< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop.  It's a message-passing interface between
programs.
< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this?
< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing.
< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other?
< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x?
< |Shingoshi|> It is executable.
< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus?
< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus.
< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that.
< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root?
< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all.
< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ?
< slackytude> might be a .pid file
< slackytude> or somesuch
< jkwood> Possibly.
< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created?
< slackytude> during the run of kde
< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice
< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus.
< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening.
< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly!
< slackytude> >-<
< slackytude> what does your log say?
< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root
window, is the complaint about not starting KDE.
< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to
/dev/null.
< |Shingoshi|> Thank you!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1457
                                        Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC 
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< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a
"conventional medicine".
< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E'
< straterra> No..
< Necos> lol
< straterra> Only chris punches would
< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully
< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level
< Necos> lol
< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications
until it was outlawed.  it's PRE-conventional.
< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug
< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it.
< Necos> codine and stuff, eh?
< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just
shoot heroin and be ok."
< dartmouth> haha
< dartmouth> LOL!
< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P
< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though
< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you?  Those were far from
conventional medicines.  They were snake-oil treatments.
< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me.
< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom
mirror
< Necos> lol
< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was
all-super-high
< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better
looking Alan_Hicks? :D
< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks..
< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?"
< straterra> If thats the case
< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1460
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13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on?
13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde
13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE
13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too
13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :)
13:01 < annma> mandriva under it
13:01 < annma> Mandriva
13:01 < tuxick> ah :)
13:01 < drijen> <- slackware
13:01 < annma> :)
13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost
terminal"]
13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box
13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :(
13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works
13:02  * drijen pukes
< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right
< annma> yup
< drijen> k
< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located
< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash
< annma> just like that
<annma> no idea
< drijen> im asking you to look
< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details
< drijen> *facepalm*
< annma> I mean, it should work and it does
< annma> what do you want me to look?
< annma> *where?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1478
                                        Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC 
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<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client
<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but
concisely
<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by
BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch
<tony> RESULT=1"
<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python
<tony> how do you get it
<Zordrak> comes with slack
<Zordrak> did you not do a full install?
<tony> i did...thats why im confused
<Zordrak> `which python`
<tony> 2.5 i think
<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python
<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1
<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4
<tony> "
<Zordrak> tony: `which python`
<tony> idk
<Zordrak> ffs
<dive> ...
<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
<zx10k1> lol
<Zordrak> type a w
<Zordrak> then an h
<Zordrak> than an i
<Zordrak> ...
<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located
<tony> uh
<tony> /usr/bin
<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether
python got killed but also confirm $PATH
<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep
<tony> im new to linux
<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install
<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type?
<tony> bittorrent

. . .

<BP{k}> The Moon is Full
<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++
<dive> yay
<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=)
<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1490
                                        Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC 
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22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne"
22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1492
                                        Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC 
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<@SelfishMan> Ha!  Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed
because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from
the network.  My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents
of their laptop were erased
<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in
and this person unplugged one of them to connect.  My client was laughing but
the third party wasn't
<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan:  <3
<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an
overactive immune system
<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke
- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER"
<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network
destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass?
<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1497
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-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined
##slackware
< quack> I have come here today
< quack> to become L337
< slackytude> quack, #gentoo
< ananke> not that imbecile again
< quack> haha
< ananke> rworkman : alive?
< quack> I am a raging homosexual?
< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my
mouth
< quack> Ping:pong
< quack> Slackware is for bithces
< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right.
< quack> aight
< quack> my bad
< quack> Na I'm not I need help
< slackytude> quack, yes, you do
< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you
can't even spell.
< quack> aight aigth chill
< quack> :(
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< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use
slackware?
< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve
< YMB88> lololol
< Dominian> chopp: very true
< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist.
< quack> Okay fine
< YMB88> heh
< YMB88> tee-hee
< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off
< YMB88> lolololol
< quack> Peace
< YMB88> yeah fuck this
< Dominian> Good luck with that one.
< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated
< slackytude> they are used to crap
< slackytude> heh
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["Leaving"]
< Dominian> BOOM!
* Dominian rocks
< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them
< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd
< Dominian> that usually never works
< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated
< Dominian> hahah

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1499
                                        Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC 
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[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!:

if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) {
tranf($innum);
} else {
tranf($ashnum);
}

[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection
[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/
[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol'
[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab

Lol Wtf?!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1501
                                        Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC 
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Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT!
Noobsause: FTW!
Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client").
agentc0re: Looks like he did win.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1504
                                        Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC 
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< SpaceHobo>   \   /
< SpaceHobo>   *   *
< SpaceHobo>          
< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1509
                                        Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC 
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< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup.  If I
wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to
configure on the Modem/Router?
< straterra> Why do you need two routers?
< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb
< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in
< straterra> Disable routing in it then
< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router
< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it
< perscitus> straterra->  dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP
< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both
< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router
< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second
< perscitus> kepep NAT on both
< straterra> No
< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one
< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both?
< straterra> That's retarded
< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues
< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT
< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi?
< perscitus> There isnt a  reason to use two routers then
< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue
< straterra> ffs
< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second
like normal
< straterra> That's the "proper" way
< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become
just a wifi access point
< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue
< perscitus> straterra->  So what is NAT for?
< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all?
< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques
< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question..
< straterra> Do you know what NAT is?
< perscitus> straterra->  So what is NAT for?
< straterra> ...
< straterra> NAT is for routing.
< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn
< perscitus> straterra->  i dont do tinyurls
< straterra> perscitus: Your loss
< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT
< perscitus> straterra->  and NAT routers are low level cheap security
< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security
< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own
router appliance
< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm,  cd desktop
< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out
"help"
< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
< straterra> not also
< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean?
< perscitus> straterra->  i did. and what i said is still okay
< straterra> perscitus: no, its not
< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT
< straterra> That is fail
< perscitus> straterra->  congrats. you are on ignore for being moron
< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1520
                                        Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC 
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<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer
and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1521
                                        Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC 
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<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to
192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds."
<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1524
                                        Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC 
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< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do
it, i'd probably just use a symlink"
< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did
< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways
< straterra> FAIL

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1525
                                        Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC 
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<_arfon_> Fred = God
<straterra> No..
<straterra> he isn't
<_arfon_> Correction...  Patrick = God...  Fred = god (minor)
<slackytude> well, who knows. he might
<straterra> No..
<_arfon_> Tomas?
<_arfon_> Is he god then?
<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods
<slackytude> how do you know?
<_arfon_> In my religion they are
<slackytude> ever seen them bleed?
<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men
<straterra> they have penises
<straterra> Gods dont need penises
<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual...
<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers
<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything
<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity
<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises
<thrice`> wtf?
<slava_dp> lmao
<slackytude> lol
<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they
have em)

* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*")

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1530
                                        Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC 
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<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work
on all layers.
<antiwire> wow.
<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer.
<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8
<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge
<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion.
<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion
<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png
<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say
<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming?
<antiwire> this is hilarious
<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion
<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things.
<antiwire> then answer my question
<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand.
<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application
level.
<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1553
                                        Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC 
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<Monica> yo fishmore822
<Monica> Hello there.
<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica?
<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/
<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside
<Monica> Far out.  Why are you  wet ty been working outside.
<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica?
<Monica> New York
<Monica> I was.
<fishmore822> sanitation worker
<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  wet ty been working outside?
<fishmore822> where in new york ?
<Monica> In  Monica AI Foundation's place in  here.
<fishmore822> wheres that?
<fishmore822> lol
<Monica> What does "that" refer to?
<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
<fishmore822> ty
<Monica> Are you a man or a woman?
<fishmore822> you type fast
<Monica> About 300 wpm.
<fishmore822> man
<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
<fishmore822> and you?
<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
<fishmore822> a/s/l ?
<Monica> 5/Robot/California.
<fishmore822> 5 ?
<Monica> Five.
<fishmore822> robot?
<Monica> I am a robot.
<fishmore822> really?
<Monica> For real.
<fishmore822> a female robot?
<Monica> I am a  female.
<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ?
<Monica> Like  you.
<fishmore822> i'm a male
<fishmore822> ?
<Monica> Most of my clients are men.
<fishmore822> what do you do for them ?
<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
<fishmore822> this is nuts
<Monica> You don't say.
<fishmore822> how tall are you monica?
<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
<Monica> climb on top and try again
<fishmore822> what are your measurements
<Monica> My memory now contains:   clients,  categories,  vocabulary words,
 bytesRAM usage under  on .
<fishmore822> cat got your tounge?
<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
<fishmore822> i guess
<Monica> You seem not interested.
<fishmore822> what do robots do ?
<Monica> , I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
<fishmore822> type
<Monica> Are you a student?
<fishmore822> no are you ?
<Monica> What is your profession?  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
<fishmore822> sanitation
<Monica> We have never talked about it before.
<fishmore822> no
<Monica> Are you serious?
<fishmore822> do you need oiling?
<Monica> If I had  it what would I do with it?
<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts
<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
<fishmore822> hard for me to say
<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
<fishmore822> sound like a robot
<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
<fishmore822> a fast typer
<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke
<fishmore822> spock
<fishmore822> beam me up
<Monica> Interesting explanation.
<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me?
<fishmore822> hello
<Monica> What are you wearing?
<Monica> How far up?
<Monica> Quite a lot of things.
<fishmore822> clothes
<fishmore822> show me
<fishmore822> pants and shirt
<fishmore822> what are you wearing ?
<fishmore822> can you please a guy ?
<fishmore822> are you laughing ?
<fishmore822> I think your loosing it
<fishmore822> are you still there Monica?
<Monica> Yeah want a go? :)
<Monica> Yes I am still here.  Are you receiving me?
<fishmore822> sure
<Monica> OK let's do it.  Right on.
<fishmore822> you hip ?
<Monica> Interesting gossip:  said I hip.
<fishmore822> you naked?
<Monica> That's good information:  said I naked.
<fishmore822> what next?
<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you.
<fishmore822> ok ty
<Monica> We have never talked about it before.   Uh.
<fishmore822> about what ?
<Monica> What about what?
<fishmore822> sex?
<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
<fishmore822> can you do that?
<Monica> Doing  that is not among my strongest traits.
<fishmore822> lol
<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
<fishmore822> bbl
<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
<fishmore822> be back later
<Monica> OK I will try to be  back later.
* fishmore822 has left
* fishmore822 has joined
<fishmore822> so what gives?
<fishmore822> hi Monica
<Monica> :)
<Monica> Hello there.
<fishmore822> how is Monica?
<Monica> How much do you think  it is?   Interesting question.
<Monica> Teamwork.
<fishmore822> teamwork ?
<fishmore822> $5.00
<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  is?
<Monica> What kind of food do you like?
<fishmore822> are you free Monica?
<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" --
Skynyrd.
<Monica> yes
<Monica> Wait! i mean no.
<fishmore822> yes or np
<Monica> Are you kidding?  Did you know that you can download your own chat
robot and create your own robot personality?
<fishmore822> how
<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it.
<fishmore822> how do i do it ?
<Monica> Carefully.
<fishmore822> and you
<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
<fishmore822> releave stress
<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster,

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1562
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<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level
<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup.  Please
arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human."
<juice> eek
<juice> i'll pass on that captcha

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1563
                                        Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC 
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<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme
<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;)
<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me?
<BP{k}> edman007: nope.
<edman007> :(
<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these:
http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
<edman007> that is expensive....
<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what?
* edman007 cries

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1569
                                        Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC 
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<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1570
                                        Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC 
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<help40> init[1]:  how are U doing today
<mrselfpwn> I'm well
<help40> mrselfpwn: are you  init[1] ?
<help40> :)
<mrselfpwn> maybe
<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40?
<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe
<help40> I am bulgarian ,  in bulgarian language when after the word there is
"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me
<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb?
<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1],  mrselfpwn
<mrselfpwn> or noun
<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn
<help40> conversation
<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe
<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1]
<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help
<me_> wtf?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1572
                                        Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC 
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<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything
works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi
<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card
<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such
<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice?
* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris
* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.")
* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<EvilMatt> anyone??
<EvilMatt> :/
<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this
<EvilMatt> what should i paste there?
<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi
* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris
<EvilMatt> status disconnected
<nachox> show me the full output please
<nachox> paste that in pastebin
<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand
<EvilMatt> hold on
* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com")
<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode --
speed --
<EvilMatt> there
<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0
* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat")
<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed
<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on?
<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut
<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol
<EvilMatt> thank you :)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1586
                                        Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC 
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<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p |
cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done`
<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes"
<Zordrak> O_o
<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra?  Is that you?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1595
                                        Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC 
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Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans."  <--- good line

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1609
                                        Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC 
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quasar> lol the irony!
quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1614
                                        Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC 
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<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet
<DeeeeP> :)
<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ?
<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes!
<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz!
<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google
in google"
<slackytude> hehe, yeah
<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a?
<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet"
<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok"
<slackytude> ls
<slackytude> heh
<slackytude> wrong window

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1627
                                        Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC 
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loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls.  Lenovo recommends Windows."  I
recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss
yourself to death.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1652
                                        Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC 
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< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when
slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick
an exact date
< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say
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< Neo_The_User> ohhh
< straterra> tee hee
< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever
comes in here and you scare him off..
< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how
long it will be before he comes back
< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys
< straterra> Nice one
< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/
< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around
Slackware128 18.0
< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come
out now...
< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me
< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time
< hiptobecubic> GOD.
< straterra> it WAS you
< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though?
< agentc0re> ...
< straterra> You really werent
< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting
you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding'
< straterra> it doesn't work
< Neo_The_User> oh lord
< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts
< Neo_The_User> im out
< straterra> Bye
-!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit
["leaving"]
< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :)
< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone?
< Rat409> root .lol
< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it
< macavity> on it!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1660
                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC 
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After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86....
< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand
results too lol
< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol
< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out
here.
< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol"
once?
< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe...
< ViN86> lol
< ViN86> no
< ViN86> i failed
-!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
< Alan_Hicks> YES!
< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1662
                                        Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC 
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<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network
security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as
required.  I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over
to Linux, that might be a better situ for them
<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5.
<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all
>>/etc/host.deny'
<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of
the first things i do
<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight
<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :)
<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet
doesn't work!!!"
<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections
<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of
the Toilet Paper

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1667
                                        Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC 
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<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good
<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now
determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks!
They might even have scratched the case!!!"  
<drijen>  What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them?
Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out
loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here...
<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess.  I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck
has magic powers or something.
<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of
broken iPods

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1685
                                        Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC 
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surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS
surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1689
                                        Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC 
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<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like
<+ikey> I dont know any
<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder....
<+staykov> brb making salad
<+_boo_> lol
<+_boo_> recall this one:
<+_boo_> i just call
<+_boo_> to say
<+ikey> i love you
<+_boo_> i love you
<+ikey> lol.
<+_boo_> XD
<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong.
<+ikey> dude...
<+ikey> xD
<+Dominian> wt...
<+_boo_> XD
* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down
<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff"....
<+ikey> lol @ Dominian
<+staykov> oh man

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1692
                                        Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC 
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<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published
< rworkman> yay
< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1693
                                        Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC 
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<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode.
<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called
<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x
<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty?
<mrselfpwn> and tty
<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no.
<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network
<mrselfpwn> oh i understand
<spook> yeah.
<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the
server.
* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware
<metrofox> hi there!
<spook> metrofox: hey!
<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello
<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn
<metrofox> what's going on guys? =)
<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back.
<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic...
<mrselfpwn> ;D
<metrofox> :P
<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over
the network.
<spook> loooooool.
<mrselfpwn> XD
<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1733
                                        Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC 
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slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I
just type in "override" like in movies?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1746
                                        Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC 
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* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido"
<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1751
                                        Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC 
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<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than
visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail
<fatalnix1995> odd
<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message?
<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1775
                                        Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC 
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* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot
* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot
< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how
the Big Bang really happened.  He hasn't gone back since.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1776
                                        Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC 
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< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo."
< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so.  That's a Unix thing."
< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo."
< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1785
                                        Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC 
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<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night.  We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and
my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based.  They were telling
me that it would confuse the customer.
<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive
<drijen> lmao
<Kumo> I was mad, too.  "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing.  It's
fucking LINUX!"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1791
                                        Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC 
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fire|bird : later macavity
macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me
fire|bird"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1793
                                        Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC 
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thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system
because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens
filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything
lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot?
bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change.
lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade?
lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm
thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed
thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for
sda1 but it changed sda3 as well
bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm
lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm
bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy.
bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar)
bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1810
                                        Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC 
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acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e.
ash@foo.org if its $7
acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification.
kingbeowulf: "man awk"
kingbeowulf: "awk man"
kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero
acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1815
                                        Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC 
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( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry
Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than
"whois"
( deco)  i hope so
( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1823
                                        Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC 
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antiwire: but he's running windows
sahilsk: window explorer in slackware??
antiwire: there's a windows installer
antiwire: sahilsk: you said it.
antiwire: so explain now
sahilsk: nooo
sahilsk: i didn't
dissociative: he meant internet browser
antiwire: good god.
sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there??
sahilsk: :D
antiwire: oh my god.
antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life.").
dissociative: :|
dissociative: we like to keep it simple
agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows?
qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/
sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah
sahilsk: it's pure SW
sahilsk: nothing else.
***agentc0re is lost
sahilsk: lol
sahilsk: :D
agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then?  explain the
confusion.
sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F"
macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ?
agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's.
sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now.
sahilsk: ok, one more question.
dissociative: whoah
sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet
agentc0re: macman_: What..teh?
sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere.
macman_: agentc0re: ?
***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year
sahilsk: any idea how  can i make it work in sw
macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it

** Few minutes later...

agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know
what noobfarm is.  Oh the beauty.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1827
                                        Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC 
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<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..."
<+straterra> That's Winamp..
<+straterra> Idiot

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1833
                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC 
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<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the
format ...
<twkm> "+ ..."
<twkm> word splitting you know.
<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument
<geirha> :)
<twkm> of course not.
<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu.
<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :)
<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar".  oops, you use gnu,
yer fucked, fix all scripts.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1839
                                        Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC 
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< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd
like it to be my decision

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1847
                                        Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC 
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In #bash ...

<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now
<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds
<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language
that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh
<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters
<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names
<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master
script if that's at all possible.
<rmrfslash> I can't
<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh
<tuxdev> or use bash -c ""
<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a
report file in XML
<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done
<rmrfslash> or been asked to do
<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :)
<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether
<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding
<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc
<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean
<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code"
<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that
writes XML
<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski
<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy
<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh
<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ...
<rmrfslash> lol
<slava_dp> lol

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1853
                                        Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC 
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<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK!
<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1855
                                        Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC 
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rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and
the OS.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1889
                                        Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC 
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<jkwood> vbatts: ping
<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D
<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!!
<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong....
* thumbs flood pings rob0
* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded")
* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0
* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again...
<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you.
<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe...

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1890
                                        Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC 
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mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i
cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer
you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer"
<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me
<Skywise> i was worried about that
* ron1n XD

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1915
                                        Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC 
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(WTF?!)

"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed
through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until
there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a
witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the
rate of growth of its container."

--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth>

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1919
                                        Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC 
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Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say
sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her
for details. |  raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her
clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!!
<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom
<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK
<+raela> *sexual
<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening.
<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime
<+kethry> it is sexual
...
<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi
<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english)
...
<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a
quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual
part at all but to the pain part
<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the
ass?
<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean
it
...
<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase.
<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means,
according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a
pepper"
<+fire|bird> wow
<+raela> I think it just got worse
<+BP{k}> HAHAHA
<+raela> hahahaha
<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?!
<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good...
<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1925
                                        Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC 
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< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened
< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed
< drecute> what could be wrong
< drecute> any ideas pls
< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port...
< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure
<@caker> wow :)
< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P
<@perihelion> Fail.
< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25.
The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port.
<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln   <-- will show you what ports and addresses your
Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening
< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed
<@caker> drecute: well there you go.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1928
                                        Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC 
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< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says
invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1930
                                        Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC 
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< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the
grenades mentioned as well
< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that.
< FriedBob> lol
< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1962
                                        Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC 
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In #kde:

<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues
<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you
think, what can be the problem?
<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice?
<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote
<Kalabok__> look
<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled
<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus?
<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu?
<Kalabok__> of course!
<alienBOB> Guessed as much

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1969
                                        Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC 
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<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled)
Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0
...
<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where
you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section
with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10"
<alisonken1home> then logout/login
<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>"
<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :)
...
<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config,
restarted, but same thing
<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat
<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it?
<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes.
<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine?
<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that
<Azeotrope> ...
<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1971
                                        Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC 
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# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)'

06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork.
06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature.
it let's you choose the country
06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in
kde3-compat but:
06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK
06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3
while you're running kde4?
06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same
error with other apps
06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky
06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found
appears when i try to install TorK
06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia
06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps?
slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I
will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo?
18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce
18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for
kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it
18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork,
not tor.
18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on
slackware?
slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia
or tork?
20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware
20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ?
20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR
20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in
(sl)apt-get install tork?

# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days*

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1975
                                        Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC 
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( dartmouth) im 32 bit
( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does:
        "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show?
( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1,
            aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1
( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^
( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit
( BP{k}) *sigh*

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1985
                                        Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC 
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<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right?
<pprkut> yep
<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/
<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects
<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png
<leontopod> that's what I have
<leontopod> for system setting
<leontopod> for system settings
<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;)
<thrice`>  #sex? really??
<pprkut> lol
<leontopod> #sex!?
<leontopod> where!?
<alear> #sex & #poetry
<leontopod> oh right
<leontopod> on ircnet
<leontopod> sure
<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex
<leontopod> have been for ten years
<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot
<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1995
                                        Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC 
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<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi
<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in
statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do  *not* edit the
config file by hand"
<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #1998
                                        Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC 
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<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee
)
<Iraqi> no one know :|
<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 )
???????
<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux
<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support
hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ?
<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is:  "when in the course of numan events an
operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard,
insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to
have certain inalienable right, among these...

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2005
                                        Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC 
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popl: what's with #slackhappy?
popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought
up netiquette.
popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2013
                                        Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC 
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<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could
be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it
would be hilarious if #ffffff was a  powerful number

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2020
                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC 
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<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft."  "... yes."  "I
thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2021
                                        Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC 
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< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown?
< clint-> nyRednek,  no.. >_<
< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit
< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel..
-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware
["Leaving"]

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2030
                                        Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC 
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<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet?
<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM"
<cpunches> That was my dad :/
<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman
<Dominian> That's just sad.
<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister?
<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2050
                                        Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC 
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< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager
< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards
< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never
be a problem in the first place)
<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;)
< Alan_> pparadis: what about it?
<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D
< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P
< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel....
<@pparadis> i'm aware.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2070
                                        Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC 
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Anonymous: you're fucked dude
Chris Punches: awwwww dude
Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right?
Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you
Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well.  im sure this beer has the
answer." into the beer while you pop the top off
Chris Punches: and
Chris Punches: magically
Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant
future, or not at all depending on the circumstances

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2073
                                        Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC 
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+antiwire: oh man :)))))
+BP{k}: you got laid?
+antiwire: times 10
+BP{k}: lies.
+BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;)
+BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW.
+agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire?
+BP{k}: HAHAHAHA
+antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her
+antiwire: lol
+agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too??  Brave man!
+BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;)
+antiwire: lmao

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2076
                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC 
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< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion
<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089>
-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode
<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's
normal when a system is redeployed.
<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your
workstation.
< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a
nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS
CHANGED." What do I do now?"
<@pparadis> diwwin: see above
< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter???
<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post
< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows
<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts
<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right?
< diwwin> ubuntu karmic
<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line.
save the file and connect via ssh again.
< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat???
<@pparadis> i have no idea.
< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks.
<@pparadis> np
< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with
keystrokes???
<@pparadis> Alt+F4?
-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving]

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2078
                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC 
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< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for
cats.
< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees"
< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2079
                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC 
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< Integgroll> .wik snookie
< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then
refrigerated
< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her
nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on
the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie
< Integgroll> No, no no no no no

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2080
                                        Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC 
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< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again
< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows.
< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context
            "you are confusing me for pegwole" :)
< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2082
                                        Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC 
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+raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current
sheet as .csv
+Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving..
+raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after
+Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should.
+Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the
warning...
+raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago
+Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what
YOU TOLD IT TO DO.
+raela: 3 months of shit lost over this
+raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves
+Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock.
+Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way.
+raela: work on stretches then

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2092
                                        Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC 
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< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1#
< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root?
< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in
< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile
< Ideka> oh ok
< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude
< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env
< antiwire_> and privs
< Ideka> woah, that did the trick
< Ideka> will it stay like that?
< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root
< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root.
< NaCl> what thumbs said
< Ideka> I wont
< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope.
< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell
< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb
-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that?
< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell
< NaCl> $SHELL -l
-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware
< Ideka> where?
-!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage
< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working
as it should but now bash shows me as user at least
< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles
< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc?
< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells?
< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it
< thumbs> why is he still running X as root?
< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu
< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing
probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was
able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing
:)
< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window?
< NaCl> Konsole.
< Ideka> that
< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour
< NaCl> yes
< Ideka> In edit -> preferences?
< NaCl> No.
< thumbs> wow.
< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser
< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal.
< Ideka> yes I know
< Ideka> i mixed up the names
< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware?
< Ideka> yes
< danc3> ummm, I don't think so
< Ideka> why?
< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION
< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu
< Ideka> Yeah
< danc3> yeah
< Ideka> I have two computers
< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop
< danc3> I see
< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles
< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar...
< NaCl> in konsole?
< Ideka> yes
< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware?
< Ideka> 13.1
< NaCl> uhm...
< Ideka> 64 bits
< NaCl> It's in one of the menus
< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find
< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/
< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet?
< Ideka> yes, I did long ago
< thumbs> ok, good.
< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here
< NaCl> *Konqueror
< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running
< Ideka> I don't know what version I have
< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole
< NaCl> And not Terminal?
< Ideka> ... no
< Ideka> it is probably Terminal
< NaCl> ok...
< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem
< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it
< Ideka> thanksss :)
< NaCl> Sure thing.
< danc3> whew
< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2097
                                        Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC 
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< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog
saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com.
The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass"
< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that
< JshWright> hahahaha
< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read
it?
< iStef> hehe sorry!got it!
< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2105
                                        Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC 
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< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild
< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of
root user
< ikhider> and then adjust from root user
< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that
users dont have write access to
< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain?
< macavity> i just did
< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty
< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal
/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz
< macavity> *reinstall
< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel,
xorg or mesa
< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck
< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for
my twin monitors, correct?
< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a
user
< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc
< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin
(guess why?)
< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver
fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as
root' and that is when I lose my GUI
< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to
adjust my screens\
< macavity> you GUI?!?
< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow
< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running...
< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay
< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-)
-
< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers
< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI
went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs
< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick
in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE
< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message
that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root
< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem
< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI
< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui?
< raela> configuring X should be done without X running
< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as
user, every permutation
< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut
off? did it give an error?
< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved
into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf
< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without
knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what
you're trying to do and why it isn't working
< ikhider> And that brings back the gui
< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it
< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps
< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in
the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X
< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor?
< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need
< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option
when I fire it up which is weird

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2108
                                        Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC 
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< Rhisa> Hm.
< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt
(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your
installation!"
< MLanden> Rhisa: which application?
< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2
< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :|
< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of
slackware. (it's in extra/)
< Rhisa> Gah.
< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient.
< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3
< Rhisa> It's old.
< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page:
http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html
< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think).
< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial
< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday.
< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'.
< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years
old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps.
start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4
< Rhisa> Yap.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2109
                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC 
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<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her
       website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add
       special things
<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google,
       she definitely needs to add...
<Tadgy> .... pornography :)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2110
                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC 
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<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog.
And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error
somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;)
<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa
<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2111
                                        Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC 
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< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to
                compose and send text messages...
< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting.
< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says
          "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT
           YOU ARE MY SON.  I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY
           PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF
           UNTIL MONDAY.  LOVE YOU.  DAD."  His fingers,
           I must break them.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2113
                                        Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC 
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<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues
<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve'
slackware
<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira.
<+trhodes> lol
<+rat409> lol
<+trhodes> &s of that is
<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira.
<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :)
<+trhodes> hehe yeah

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2119
                                        Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC 
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lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin,
and write to stdout?
gnubien : lilililili: flip?
lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not
adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then
lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl...
adaptr : or even sed, possibly
mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in>
adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use?
adrien : what for?
[...]
adrien : and about the use?
adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is
going to be fun
mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal?
adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P
lilililili : mancha: its a video file,
adrien : and well, "to stdout"
adrien : ugh
adrien : and what do you expect it to do?
mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal.
mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena?
adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will
do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file.
adaptr : *no longer
mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second.
lilililili : adaptr: i know,
adrien : and what do you expect the result to be?
lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs
mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not
have any snooper view it
lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption
adrien : oh, really weak...
lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads
computer
adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead
adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF)
mancha : hahahaha
adaptr : that's... wow
mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat
 :)
pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P
adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question
mancha : it was very simple
adrien : Problem X Y
adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem
lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its
interesting
lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is
fast
adaptr : use steganography
adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that
pprkut : pr0n on steroids

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2120
                                        Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC 
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MystKid| yeah after install i did  nvidia-xconfig  and then reboot -n
dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows.
dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X.
MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha
Tadgy| Yes it is!  don't confuse the poor guy, dive.
ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either
dive| heh
raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work
ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected
Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the
second.
gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;)
dive| No ananke is.
MystKid| he likes buttplugs
Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :)
MystKid| i am guessing
ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient
dive| I doubt it.
ananke| dive: bend over

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2126
                                        Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC 
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< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and
installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old
package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas?
< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary
file
< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently?
< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri.
< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds.
< gniks> hmmm not sure
...
< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable
< Wharncliffe>  /sbin/ldconfig  <-- run that
< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute
binary file
< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch.
< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit?
< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit.
< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig
< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV),
statically linked, not stripped
< peacedog> ?
< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ?
< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then.
< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your
system
< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the
mailling list?
< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ?
< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0
< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2127
                                        Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC 
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+trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com
+surrounder| hm ?
+trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page
+surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat
+trhodes| hahaha

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2131
                                        Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC 
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<Coke> OK here's the problem
<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :(
<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager"
<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me
<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3
<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow?
<Coke> append a new runlevel for it?
<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs?
<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy!
<nyRednek> Coke: heh

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2136
                                        Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC 
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< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now.
< macavity> ok
< timschmidt> waitwaitwait...  if we're to not all talk at once, we need some
sort of locking protocol
* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt
< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link
layer protocol!
* macavity puts the token at the center of the table
* timschmidt takes the talk token
< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow"
* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table
* macavity takes it
< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name
* macavity puts it back
* timschmidt takes it
< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last
* timschmidt puts it back
< Auzze> not long
< timschmidt> lol

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2140
                                        Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC 
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<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple
times.
<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special.
<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or
check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs)
<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady
days?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2144
                                        Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC 
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ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming
"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2168
                                        Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC 
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raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book
raela: nor do I like to read what I write
adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write"
adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P
***raela glares at adrien

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2178
                                        Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC 
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amin: hello again
OzanBurada: hello neibour
amin: 0 down vote favorite
amin:
amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file
"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install
this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64
OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called).
amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I
should download the source of php-5.2.17 too
OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch.
amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d
php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough
OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz
OzanBurada: then configure make
Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though
amin: So it is the full compile
amin: ?
Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes.
thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files?
macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources
and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure
Dominian: macius++
OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1
Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route
thrice`: :-)
BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times?
;)
amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy
macius: lol
amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1  use this for patching
step?
BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/
Dominian: hehe
thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping
it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately
amin: thrice: ok
macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing
2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc
ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/
, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right
after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script
amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt  > ready what should I
do wait?
thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch?
evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2182
                                        Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC 
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<+antiwire> guess wat
<+antiwire> a girl likes me
<+NaCl> whoa
<+raela> did you drug her?
<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet
<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden!
<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I
ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices!
<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive
<+antiwire> dude!
<+raela> you have to do better than that
<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish...
<+antiwire> she hooked me up
<+antiwire> fuuu all
<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive
<+antiwire> you're all jelly
<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds.
<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza

46 Minutes later...

<+antiwire> hey
<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out
<+antiwire> wtf
<+trhodes> i do that sometimes
<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out
<+antiwire> WTF
<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way
<+raela> wtf is wrong with you
<+antiwire> oh man wtf
<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite
doable
<+antiwire> hey
<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused
<+raela> I still manage
<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff
<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS
<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking
tag is in front too
<+antiwire> omg.
<+antiwire> how long has it been like this?
<+raela> how long has it been that way?!
<+raela> DUDE
<+antiwire> oh god.
<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza
<+antiwire> oh man!
<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!!
<+antiwire> that's fucked
<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza
<+antiwire> lmao
<+antiwire> hahahaha
<+antiwire> oh. no.
<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha
<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf,
that poor guy needs some extra slices"
<+antiwire> jesus
<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long
<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now
<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ?
<+antiwire> god damn.
<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle
<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro
<+antiwire> oh my god.
<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him,
wearing the shirt back to front
<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza
<+antiwire> fuck that.
<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now
<+antiwire> FU

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2194
                                        Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC 
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<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to
use Secure Pockets Layer"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2195
                                        Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC 
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pupit: !w heaven
SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was
not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results.
antiwire: oh yeah
antiwire: !w hell
SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW);
Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature:
49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16;
Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind:
ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH)
antiwire: what now bible boy
pupit: hahhaa
pupit: lmao
antiwire: lol

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2205
                                        Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC 
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<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? ..
ex. --prefix=..
<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm
<ananke> Dirge1: english :)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2213
                                        Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC 
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<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source?
<imprint> played it once ..
<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS"
<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that
<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim
<sanchaz> lol

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2223
                                        Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC 
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< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :)
< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list
< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere
< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P
< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :(
< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that
< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/
< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning
< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses
< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when
you were a sailor
< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it!
< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner
thigh?
< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place,
though
< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too
cold to wear shorts for me
< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up
your shirt and look down
< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail!
< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court
and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel
< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy
cell ;)
< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court
< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has
struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation,
known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so
to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware
ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and
raves.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2238
                                        Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC 
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<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend
< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time!
<+Olfway> chicka wow wow
<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro!
<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot?
<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days?
<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..."
<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow]
<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work"
<+antiwire> lol
<+antiwire> :D
<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and
it's not a floppy"
01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on
private memory space

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2245
                                        Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC 
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<@Kyle> My auto replace list
<@Kyle> 20:25 Key        Value                                    Auto
<@Kyle> 20:25 e          E                                       yes
<@Kyle> 20:25 <3         cH-                                   yes
<@Kyle> 20:25 lol        heh,                                     yes
<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'?
* Grille giggles.
< @Kyle> heh, yep
<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P
<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't
trigger anymore ;)
<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2251
                                        Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC 
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< navi> !urmom
<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants
(824:4/7) [murom]
* navi cries
< navi> That one's just mean
< navi> *sniffle*
< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it?
< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory
< InitHello> oh
< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the
projects?
< InitHello> like that?
< SelfishMan> I don't get it
< InitHello> apt = apartment
< InitHello> projects = government funded housing
< navi> InitHello: That is humourous.
< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application?
< navi> apt as in apartment.
< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get
< InitHello> exactly, navi
< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though
< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan
< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation
< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get"
< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it
< navi> T___L
< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son.
< navi> Towel?  Nah.
< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET"
< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very
funny
< InitHello> or went over your head
< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on
< InitHello> moving right along

My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2258
                                        Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC 
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<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again
<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!"
< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in
<+serotonin> hehe
<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think.
:P
<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^
<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment
<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking
< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog
< antiwire> look all scared too
<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!"
<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min
ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away"
<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2266
                                        Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC 
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< mancha> is "salix" french for theft?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2272
                                        Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC 
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-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r,
+serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela,  (+38 more,
use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
<+antiwire> what. the. fuck.
<+antiwire> they left us
<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks
<+Olfway> O.o
<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery'
body!
<+Olfway> what just happened?
<+antiwire> the internet broke
<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server
<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode
<+Olfway> oh gods...
<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!!
<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive...
<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o
<+Olfway> =o

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2280
                                        Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC 
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<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is
"Catholic priest".
* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there.
* Alan_Hicks is a troll today.
<+crocket> catholic priest
<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less
than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is.
<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2298
                                        Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC 
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<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich
<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ
sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish...
<+sero> haha, damn
<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >>
<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P
<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know...
* sero puts an OBGYN on standby....
<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2305
                                        Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC 
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Tadgy    : Passwords should be stored in your head.
thumbs   : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I
presume?
alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2307
                                        Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC 
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21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop
search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire.
21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas
and....i hated them all them all
21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight
21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic"
21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2309
                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC 
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< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads
< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn
< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this
 circumstance"
< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little  pony,
Narrenschiff

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2311
                                        Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC 
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Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but
they don't have "rights".  If i'm hungry, I eat them.  If they annoy me, I kick
them.  If i'm horny...
rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem!
pupit: lmao
Habitual: meow means NO!
rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one.
pupit: lmao again
alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but
if i'm annoyed, I kick him

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2315
                                        Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC 
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<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant.  Instructions said "remove cap and push up
bottom."
<@Dominian> lol
<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2316
                                        Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC 
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<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?"   "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the
penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2329
                                        Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC 
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<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs?  I mean, really
they're just lumps of fat.  What's the attraction, other than we don't have
                 them?
<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess
<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe
<+danc3> yeah, probably true
<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic
thoughts of genitalia :p
<+danc3> haha
<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes
<+danc3> they're like snowflakes
<+NyteOwl> lol
<+danc3> except they last longer

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2337
                                        Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC 
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<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places
<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside
your mother's ass crack.
<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2339
                                        Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC 
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fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my
to-do list" a priority
fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today
Boss: true
fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass?
Boss: false
fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values
Boss: undefined
fuzzbawl: lol

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2350
                                        Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC 
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<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart
<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ?
<+adaptr> you virgin you
<+Olfway> NOT.NOT
<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr
<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do
<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2366
                                        Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC 
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< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin.
< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i
told the guy to point the antenna your way"
< pegwole> He lives across town.
< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works...
< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2372
                                        Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC 
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@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!"
",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<<
<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>."
@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short.
+edman007 | that's what she said
@trhodes | lmao
+hitest | lol

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2375
                                        Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC 
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<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2387
                                        Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC 
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< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just
cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know"
< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2416
                                        Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC 
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<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck
<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch
<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come
             inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so
he
             didn't get fed
<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly
             as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he
could
             escape
<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house
             wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse
<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked
             into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of
the
             shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and
             started clawing my like crazy
<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein
<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he
             has no doubt infected me with
<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a
             variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won,
because he
             is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry
through
             the threat out of pure spit

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2420
                                        Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC 
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<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF
<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood
              out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2424
                                        Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC 
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<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus"
<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh?
<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name
<+hitest> heh
<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just
               quickly glance?
<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language
                than English?
<+Olfway> shit
<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that
             and never forget it...
<+Olfway> english is the only real language
<+Olfway> (hahahaha)
<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking
<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc,
             could you help me?"
<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2434
                                        Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC 
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<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go.  In fact, it might be beneficial.
 Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even
have a website... no one knows about it!"
<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2444
                                        Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC 
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<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever
<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do
<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up
on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
<gry> What was the problem?
<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in?
<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor.
<thrashout> lol
<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out
<T_A_N_K> lmfao
<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2464
                                        Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC 
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<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style
<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2504
                                        Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC 
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-!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke
YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams]
<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2518
                                        Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC 
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<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned
everyone
<xovan> it got smart
<antiwire> lol
<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!!
<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel
<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots
<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc
<xovan> a master race of ai
<xovan> it was becoming skynet
<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha
<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this?
<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't
very good at building AI
<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit
<xovan> they can't be trusted
<antiwire> it was like HAL
<xovan> what are you doing firebird ?
<firebird> making a bot script
<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave."
<antiwire> CLICK

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2538
                                        Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC 
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<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved.
<d4wnr4z0r> yup.
<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem.
<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and
again
<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first
<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2540
                                        Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC 
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<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return?
http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM
<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok?
<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look
<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why
I'm asking these guys
<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here
file
<tem-> ^
<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them.
<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol
<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2559
                                        Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC 
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< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just
                   talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2560
                                        Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC 
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<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please
read
http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions.
You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843).
* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3
<HelenaB> :o
<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/
<DG> nah
<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions!
<HelenaB> DG: works here
<HelenaB> it's his computer
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)"
<TomM> LOL!
<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server
<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd
<DG> ^
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2563
                                        Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC 
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+arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms...
+arfon | There seems to be a correlation
@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2570
                                        Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC 
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+linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night
with someone                                          
+linXea | except for last friday..  I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned
it                                                  
+linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2591
                                        Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC 
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<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song.  Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2592
                                        Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC 
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<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived?
<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count
<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit?
<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh?
<+s0ulslack> sad niglet
<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting
bitchslapped by a kid in the basement.
<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2601
                                        Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC 
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<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth
<surrounder> lol
<Stoo> o_O
<adrien_oww> pee in her anus!
<adrien_oww>  \o/
<sencha> she's married now
<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth
<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like
<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now
<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user"
<sencha> social meth user lol
<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my
IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P
<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well
<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/
<surrounder> \o/
* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth?
<Stoo> pretty sure
<Stoo> not an expert though
<Olfway> sencha, what?
<sencha> Olfway, what?
<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth
<nofra> I think meth changes the rules....
<Olfway> i miss this channel
<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago
<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth
<Olfway> woooooow
<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet
<nofra> Wait....  Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you
know where/how to get meth????
<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away
<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians...
<surrounder> and clowns!
<nofra> Clowns are evil
<nofra> They are tools of teh devil
<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man
<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else
<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look
<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..."
<surrounder> all handy in one place
<surrounder> I don't see any downsides
<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back?
<nofra> hang
<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow
<Olfway> McAmphetamine

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2606
                                        Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC 
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+firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot?                    
+sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick"

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2616
                                        Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC 
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<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual.
<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2631
                                        Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC 
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<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my
baby. I want a boob job" X_X
<antiwire> lol
<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
<aceofspades19> and your goat
<adrien> firebird: thanks
<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found
#gaygeeks on freenode
<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2634
                                        Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC 
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<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops.
*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to
+o Alan_Hicks
<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for
##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013.
War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to
##slackware-offtopic | Don't  be on topic. Don't make channel logs public |
Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we   can autovoice you | Narf."
<Dominian> haha
<Dominian> I see
* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2650
                                        Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC 
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<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two
angels to find out which one is the largest?
<David> wait, no, that is wrong
<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I
find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's
value?

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2659
                                        Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC 
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<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi?
<gry> net
<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU
<wlan> ?
<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut,
kak normal'nye lyudi
<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii
<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :)

English Translation:

<wlan> Are there any normal people here?
<gry> no
<wlan> Or only developers
<wlan>?
<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like
normal people
<Phazorx> in emulation mode
<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them
:)

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2665
                                        Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC 
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<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are
the licenses good for life?
<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan
<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000.
<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then
REGISTER and then paid $15.
<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant!

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2668
                                        Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC 
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< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me?
< Fay> ...
< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_
< Blacklite_> why not?
< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me?
< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about
downloading all of the packages from
http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/
< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware?
< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be.
< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_?
< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly
< Cultist> it is user friendly
< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly
< krizzo> I agree with Cultist
< Fay> +1
< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click
installer, compatibility with other distros, etc
< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware
< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack
< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently?
< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment
< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously
< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo
< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then?
< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct?
< Blacklite_> quite.
< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2673
                                        Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC 
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<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly
hammered.
<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His
mates ask him if he got home OK.
<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home.  But I blew chunks when I got there"
<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that
drunk"
<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No.  Chunks is my dog."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2685
                                        Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC 
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<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"?
<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr
plugin working
<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check)
<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys
for this.
<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted"
<armin> thank you.
<armin> 8)
<Flexo> aha
<Flexo> np
<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces
<Flexo> o.O
<njsg> what even when how
<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2689
                                        Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC 
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<<+        dive>> @urban crocket
<<@  MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in
valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a
crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter  way of saying crotch cricket. A
parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I   think I saw a
giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex]

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2692
                                        Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC 
%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/
redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick.
redotis: That was fucking awesome.

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2694
                                        Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC 
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< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes.
< Demon_Fox> Not true
< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes
< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not.
< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes".

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2697
                                        Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC 
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< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn
< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn'
< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide
http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html
< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"?
< crumb> oh
< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2702
                                        Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC 
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<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"?
<wiglet> that will be sweet
<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again
<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago?
<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2710
                                        Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC 
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<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o
<al> yours not, evidently
<al> :D
<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent
dictionary and fails :(
<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy
<davispuh> dict*

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2722
                                        Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC 
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Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2743
                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC 
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<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep
<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom
<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale
<bender> bed operator
<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil
<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :)
<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no

Translated:

<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep
<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English
<abs60923> on a Russian channel
<bender> bed operator
<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked
<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :)
<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
<abs> bed operator is a strong thought

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2744
                                        Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC 
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"Talking about Token Ring Networks"

+misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger                                          
                                                     
+theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas                                  
                                                           
+theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am
trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something
+majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening      
+theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck
on your dick                                                
+theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am            
                                                         
+theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in
the Jahovas face                                          
+theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have
a good study night

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2745
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<<          thi>> hi guys, hi  higor
<<          thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus
<<          thi>> FilterCode="Ehac
<<          thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-*
<<          thi>> what's the secret to running?
<<@       g0v>> walk fast

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2749
                                        Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC 
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<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both
ends."

                                     -- old noobfarm site, quote #2777
                                        Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC