path: root/noobfarm

< octan> why do you need 2 gw's
< Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time
                              -- noobfarm.org, quote #1, 2006-11-14
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From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/
Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires
Administrator privileges...   Um???
                              -- noobfarm.org, quote #2, 2006-11-14
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< robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to
constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course)
or learn major new things.  For now, at least, I choose option #1.
< john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data?
< john83> slackware sux
< robw810> Well, there goes that answer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #3, 2006-11-14
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< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we
did it w/o any lube
< straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot
< tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool
< straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs
< tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ?
< straterra> Or..public logs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #4, 2006-11-15
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< straterra> Lunch time at hoooters!
< fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut
< robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D
< fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease
< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay.
;-)
< fluffd> buahaha

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #5, 2006-11-21
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BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such...
< Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule?
< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024
-p tcp -j DROP
< Rawplayer> nothing?
< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie
garbage ;P
< maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing
< Rawplayer> :P
< robw810> Sounds like my wife...

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #6, 2006-11-21
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JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone
dares to say
anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-)

Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound?  Please submit a work order so that
we can get someone out to fix it as soon as possible.	;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #7, 2006-11-24
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<@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1
< fred> what's it currently?
< fred> if it's gcc 3, no.
<@sadiq> its 4.1
< fred> if it's 4.0, sure
< fred> erm...
<@sadiq> yea.
<@Polar> :/
< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to
4.1.somethingHigher?
<@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1
< fred> can I troll debian now?
< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that
gcc4.1 is in fact not gcc4.1
<@sadiq> yep.
* sadiq pastebins
< fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware.
* fred thanks sadiq for permission.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #8, 2006-11-29
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< fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #9, 2006-11-29
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< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very
often :-P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #10, 2006-11-29
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< man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing?
< robw810> Radioactive decay
< robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #11, 2006-12-13
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< fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux
< hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux
< fragged> lmao
< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but
Linux learns you.
< hbx> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #12, 2006-12-13
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< Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical.
< debdexter> right
< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours
away :P

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #13, 2006-12-25
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< straterra> Go to hell Abigail
< Dominian> hehe
< Dominian> yeah poor abigail was dead last night for a few hours
< straterra> That's how I like 'em
< straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #14, 2007-01-04
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< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty
Devs bring us binaries

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #15, 2007-02-07
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Over email while at work (ryan == coworker):

dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough*
ryan: What?  Are we at the doctors or something?
dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you
ask me...

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #16, 2007-02-09
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<badagentx> How do I add a loop device to my fstab?
<dadexter> man mount
<dadexter> as per gm152
<robw810> You guys are all about mounting mans today :/
<dadexter> robw810: you like it
<robw810> dadexter: not my thing :)
<dadexter> that's not what you said last night
<robw810> heh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #17, 2007-02-16
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<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was
something wrong and ran make clean :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #18, 2007-02-16
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< dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of
Nobel prize
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #19, 2007-02-18
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< NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol
< NetEcho> until I beat every level
< NetEcho> wish me luck lol
< Fenix-Dark> silly
< NetEcho> no crazy lol
< Fenix-Dark> never played any of the * tycoon series
< Dominian> They should create a Porn Tycoon
< Fenix-Dark> lol
< NetEcho> indeed
< StratWork> Porn Tycoon?!
< Dominian> heh
< StratWork> I'm game
< StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh....
< StratWork> Errr...man on woman action..

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #20, 2007-03-28
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<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to
realize that my wireless mouse batteries were missing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #21, 2007-03-29
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< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore?  i was in the cub
scouts, do you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide
territory? so don't talk crap like you were in Nam or something

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #22, 2007-04-09
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< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 =
'-u' ]; then upgradepkg $#; fi }
< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in
rpm ever worked anyhow.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #23, 2007-04-09
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<Mithridat> hi all
<Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820)
<Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
<Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
<Mithridat> can you help me??
[2 minutes later]
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL
latitude D820)
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me??
<Mithridat> hey can you see my question?
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[10 minutes]
* MithridateS (i=mithrida@85.198.55.209) has joined #slackman
<MithridateS> hi again
<MithridateS> are you there?
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<acidchild> whats the point in doing that...
<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that
wasn't a realistic question.
<acidchild> heh.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #24, 2007-04-24
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* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade
<rworkman> NO
<rworkman> He's not smart enough to hold on.
* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_
* rworkman leaves
* theorem_ runs behind a chair
* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair
<dadexter> you're holding the damn thing genius
* theorem_ drops the grenade
* mwalling_ runs
* dadexter ducks
* mwalling_ nods
<theorem_> good thing it's just an ugly chick
<mwalling_> *boom*
* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone
* rworkman cheers
* theorem_ cheers
<twolf> more beer
* Half-Left is in a million pieces
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #25, 2007-04-27
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From #xfce
< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to
install new fonts ?
< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before)
< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's
channel.
< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass,
right?	:D
< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman
< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for
trolling and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
< lipstick_> stfu wanker
< rworkman> See?
< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #26, 2007-05-02
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( Agiofws) i know what i am doing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #27, 2007-05-07
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< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #28, 2007-05-08
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< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH
< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #29, 2007-05-11
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* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the
next thing i do, just to prove you wrong
< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #30, 2007-05-14
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< Straterra> Shit
< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with
a Blackberry
* Straterra slams head onto table
* anavel pass dildo to Straterra
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #31, 2007-05-14
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< linux_stu> is a tickless system fine?
< nullboy> i use tickless
< nullboy> on my laptop
< andarius> tickless ?
< nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #32, 2007-05-17
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< Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night
< Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #33, 2007-05-19
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< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the
bathroom
< mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty
< hi> i dont go to the bathroom
< oldude67> lol
< oldude67> oh hes full of ____
< andarius> alien huh ?
< hi> yes i have no sexual organs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #34, 2007-05-19
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< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a
career educator).  Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long
as they jump through the hoops and do the busy work.  That's just not
for me.  I've wasted hours and hours of my life when I could have been
doing something worthwhile.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #35, 2007-05-23
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< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload
(or 3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse
<@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis?
< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone
i feel old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ...
	maybe some 18s
< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded
for her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said
	no lol
< tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister?
< tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom
< tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister
< tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout
< tuxq> sprout too
< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis	;-)
<@alphageek> lol
< tuxq> HAH

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #36, 2007-05-24
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( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will
take the computer
( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu
( kethry) even i know that
( rworkman) PWND
( BP{k}) HAHAHA

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #37, 2007-05-24
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< theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN
< i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #38, 2007-05-25
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<mwalling>	_3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for
trolling
<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me?  never.  troll?  no way man.  You must have
me confused with someone of a similar nick :)
<thumbs>	he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several
times, too.
<dadexter>	hummm
theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle
<dadexter>	problem solved
heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #39, 2007-05-25
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< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are
from God Himself?
< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg
universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #40, 2007-05-25
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04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat
04:37 < dadexter> want it?
04:37 < Straterra> Yes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #41, 2007-05-28
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< gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ?
< Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #42, 2007-05-28
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< Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name?
< rworkman> Sometimes.
< rworkman> But everytime somebody asked...

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #43, 2007-05-29
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< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware
/extra.  Of course, you could always do that the hard way too.	Hell,
while
	    you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro.
< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself
for sure
< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here.  In the
current age of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries
	      pre-compiled for a 386.
< Soul_keeper> yeah
< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only
*maybe*
< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686
optimizations, for the record.	For Java, it's a binary repackaging
anyway, so
	    there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself.
< WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there.  :)
< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to
be extracted where you want it installed, no need to make a package
outta that
< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and
wants to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it,
	    then install the package.  Result is the same.
< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do
it myself
< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it.
Have fun removing it when you decide to upgrade.
< Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just  rm -rf  it tho
< Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever
< rworkman> You obviously missed the point.
< Soul_keeper> you ever try to feed a pet stone ?
< Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this
< Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it
< rworkman> Yeah, I noticed.
< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't
reasoned into.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #44, 2007-05-29
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< _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`?
< mwalling_> yes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #45, 2007-05-29
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< Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #46, 2007-05-31
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< BP{k}> actually in all fairness.
< BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #47, 2007-05-31
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>> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman
( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;)
( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:)
( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz ,
The computer is not mine
( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name,
please try ##slackware
( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything?
( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then
( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ?
( dadexter) too lazy
( theblackbox) lol
( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here
again ;)
* dadexter is a true slackman fan
( BlackSun-Irish) now bye!
( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then?
( theblackbox) in b&w... gonna get round to colouring it in in a few weeks
( dadexter) sweet, can't wait
<< BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #48, 2007-05-31
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< Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #49, 2007-05-31
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< anavel> yes sex :o
* Dominian has no use for it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #50, 2007-06-03
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< Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay..
< Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #51, 2007-06-04
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< kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um..
< kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex
< kethry> and interrupted them
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #52, 2007-06-04
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< Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer.
< rworkman> AHA
< rworkman> That's why married people live longer.
< BP{k}> lol
< rworkman> :D
< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we.  If it were
not for sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #53, 2007-06-04
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< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have
run butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #54, 2007-06-06
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< Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #55, 2007-06-06
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< mwalling> god i am a fuck nut
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #56, 2007-06-06
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 * Straterra licks Chuckbot
< Straterra> Mmm...
< Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #57, 2007-06-07
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Phone conversation with customer...
----------------------------------------------------
customer: $APPNAME doesn't work
me: whats the error?
customer: i dont know. i closed it.
me: can you reproduce it?
customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT.
me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT?
customer: i didn't know i had to
me: it was mentioned in the README file
customer: wheres that?
me: it was displayed at the end of the installer
customer: oh. i usually just close those things
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #58, 2007-06-08
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01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi
01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users
01:25 < miss_miranda> on pidgin
01:26 -!- ehc [n=x@wall.pacinfo.com] has joined #pidgin
01:27 -!- preksh1 [n=prekshu@203.78.217.176] has joined #pidgin
01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin []

Like that :-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #59, 2007-06-08
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< Straterra> I'd do him
< Straterra> Or Brad Pitt
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #60, 2007-06-08
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< andarius> you know you want him anyways
< mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote
< mwalling_> no, i have no idea
< Straterra> Brad Pitt?
< andarius> there is more than one ?
< Straterra> Hell yeah
< Straterra> I would be on that like THAT
< mwalling_> ppl say i look like matt daemon
< Straterra> I'd do him too
< Straterra> Damon
< Straterra> you nerd
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #61, 2007-06-10
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< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he
who can decrypt the readme has found the light

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #62, 2007-06-10
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< NetEcho_> man this is painful
< Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again?
< Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #63, 2007-06-10
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< andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs
< Straterra> so does whats-his-face
< Straterra> Brad pitt
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #64, 2007-06-10
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< qudama>  is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz?
< rworkman> qudama: mv
< nullboy> lol

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #65, 2007-06-10
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< anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ?
< Dominian> anavel: sure
< Dominian> which reminds me..
* Dominian slaps anavel
* fred87 slaps anavel
* mwalling slaps anavel

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #66, 2007-06-12
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< oneforall> seen
<@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_...
< mwalling> seen oneforall's brain
<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's
brain, mwalling?
< rworkman> HAHA

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #67, 2007-06-12
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< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot
them off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB
< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it
in the backyard
< nemith> still unemployed eh?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #68, 2007-06-13
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< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the
entrance exams are too hard
< rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #69, 2007-06-14
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< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty
of curves
< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with
enough entrances for 4 people.. :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #70, 2007-06-15
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< Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals
< Half-Left> In fact even more so
< nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #71, 2007-06-15
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< straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #72, 2007-06-16
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< mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra
< heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #73, 2007-06-16
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< Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1?
< khelban> you have 11 i presume
< Bassist> khelban: I had 11
< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard
drive and lightning
< Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration
< rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #74, 2007-06-17
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< oneforall> viagra > /dev/null

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #75, 2007-06-18
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 * fred87 loves vista :|

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #76, 2007-06-18
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< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a
frontend for starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #77, 2007-06-20
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( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display:   again
( kexman) this is from sudo gparted
( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #78, 2007-06-20
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My Boss: OK.  If only GOD knew VB
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #79, 2007-06-20
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< BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #80, 2007-06-21
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< Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS
< Dominian> impressive
< Straterra> I speak 56k
< Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #81, 2007-06-27
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< Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #82, 2007-06-29
%
< Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment?
< Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #83, 2007-06-29
%
< TheNetuser> You can't hack me!
< TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall!
< TheNetuser> I installed it  myself by following the directions.
< Straterra> you cant hack me!
< Straterra> i have one ball!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #84, 2007-07-01
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< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream
flavors. you are expected to know some basics before talking about how
our ice cream truck works

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #85, 2007-07-02
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< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking
about children and alcohol.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #86, 2007-07-02
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< Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #87, 2007-07-04
%
< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on
reality.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #88, 2007-07-05
%
06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal
06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction
Layer Channel
06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL?
06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic?
06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic?
06:20 < rworkman> What was it?
06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: <davidz> HAL is a bad name | <davidz>
BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name
06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007
06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs.
06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better
06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're
doing?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #89, 2007-07-06
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< straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention!
< fred87> straterra: agreed.
< fred87> then it would no longer be supercool.
< straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform..
< straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs
< fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right?
< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they
wake up....wwuah
< straterra> fred...duh!
< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of
big...strong...kde man devs
< fred87> :|
< fred87> there's two gay ones.
< straterra> thats no fun
< straterra> gotta get the straight ones..
< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a
matter of consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
< straterra> well..
< straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun
< straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican..
< straterra> and alot of beer bottles
< straterra> and put gnome on their laptops
< straterra> setup a webcam....and wait
< straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #90, 2007-07-07
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< Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12?
< Schroeder> whose bright idea was that?
< Schroeder> this may be enough to keep me from upgrading
< BP{k}> Schroeder: uhm I think it was Patrick Volkerdings idea
< Schroeder> what an idiot

[freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob]
[freenode] -!-	ircname  : Schroeder the Piano Guy



			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #91, 2007-07-07
%
< kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ?
< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that
is not 22 :(
< rworkman> xterm(1)
< kexman> hmm
< kexman> how would i use that ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #92, 2007-07-09
%
< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like
permissions
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #93, 2007-07-09
%
<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS
installed software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I
don't really believe it's relevant.
<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system
is set up properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun
sitting around waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games
instead of /usr/games

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #94, 2007-07-09
%
< WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #95, 2007-07-09
%
< mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA?
<+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #96, 2007-07-10
%
From #mailscanner on freenode:

< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you
have issues installing the perl module for clamav?
< salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew
< Dominian> salsa is a bot
< suprsonic> rofl
< suprsonic> classic

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #97, 2007-07-10
%
< whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first
		    class royal mail?
< Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #98, 2007-07-10
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< Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10
< fred87> with security updates?
< Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates
< Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #99, 2007-07-11
%
< straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered...
< CheeseWorx> alright
< straterra> HARDER!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #100, 2007-07-11
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< Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #101, 2007-07-12
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< kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #102, 2007-07-13
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< BP{k}> fuck you all :P
< kethry> no lovey that's later
< BP{k}> w00t
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #103, 2007-07-13
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< actualmind> that law thing is really complicated
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #104, 2007-07-14
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< Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand
< Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #105, 2007-07-14
%
< nullboy> start by sticking it in
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #106, 2007-07-17
%
< Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #107, 2007-07-17
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* fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to
	  parse his parser
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #108, 2007-07-17
%
< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool
names but have no use what so ever for them ..
< mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs?
< andarius> nope
< andarius> i am bug free :)
< Straterra> I have herpes
< andarius> tmi man
< Straterra> lol

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #109, 2007-07-17
%
 * Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters
< fred87> ...
 * fred87 wonders why?
< fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S
< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire
coathanger.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #110, 2007-07-18
%
< boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine
< XGizzmo> unplug your network cable
< mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface?
< boricua> mwalling, tcp	0      0 192.168.1.100:58612
204.11.244.21:6667	ESTABLISHED
< XGizzmo> lol
< mwalling_> boricua: /quit
< XGizzmo> thats your irc connection
< XGizzmo> LMAO
< boricua> duh me :-)  i forgot

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #111, 2007-07-18
%
< kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner
< Straterra> Um
< Straterra> No offense..
< Straterra> But..
< Straterra> Do you HAVE to?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #112, 2007-07-19
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< shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #113, 2007-07-19
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( snL20) palestino: right click the slit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #114, 2007-07-21
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< macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with
	 rt2500 just before, right?
< BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here
	 thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred,
	 so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can
	       stop fretting about fred :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #115, 2007-07-24
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-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin
< Zoiks> hey guys
< Zoiks> just wondering when 2.1 is coming out
< johang> Zoiks: thursday possibly
-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin []
< elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday
< Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #116, 2007-07-24
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From #freenode
< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call
of a channel op
< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to
be calmer are considered normal tools of management
< chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv
access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #117, 2007-07-25
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< Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy?
< tecky> yes
< Straterra> ok
< tecky> visualize and recognise :)
< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you
ever wanna come back...
 * jpipkin blinks.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #118, 2007-07-25
%
< oneforall> whois oneforall
<@alphageek> loser
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #119, 2007-07-25
%
< neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand,
cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke
< BP{k}> nullboy: :)
< neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs
< neil-> $150 and its yours..
< neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now?
< Agiofws> neil-,  for	150 bucks ?
< neil-> yeah
< Agiofws> you accept paypal ?
< neil-> yeah
< Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #120, 2007-07-26
%
In ##otaku:
<+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently
	      focussing on suicide.
<+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris.
<+Ketche> Good times.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #121, 2007-07-26
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< oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water???

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #122, 2007-07-26
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< mwalling_> don't say that
< Straterra> Wy?
< mwalling_> makes you sound retardrd
< Straterra> why?^
< Straterra> No no no
< Straterra> It's really cool
< mwalling_> no
< mwalling_> its retarderd
< Straterra> You know what?
< Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P
< Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #123, 2007-07-26
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< jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts...
< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company
with a set of shell scripts, actually.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #124, 2007-07-28
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< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of
trouble :)
< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do
my best to assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything
else really :)
< andarius> and thanks a bunch
< Straterra> How about..
< Straterra> Goat porn?
< BP{k}> I prefer sheep
* andarius prefers well shaven beavers :)
< BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #125, 2007-07-28
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( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn
jobs start
(+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job??
(+rworkman) Damn.


			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #126, 2007-07-28
%
chris_punches:	Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt.  I think you
forgot about your shoe-spoon crusade
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #127, 2007-07-29
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< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source
are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you
start down the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken
them it will.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #128, 2007-07-29
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< chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs
< scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :(
< fred> true.
< thrice`> we know
< mwalling> yep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #129, 2007-07-29
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( chris_punches) i dont have fits
( scorchsaber) it's constant?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #130, 2007-08-02
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< thrice`> i'm gay
< mwalling_> screw you thrice`
< thrice`> =]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #131, 2007-08-02
%
<NetEcho> god I wish natural selection was a faster process
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #132, 2007-08-04
%
( chris_punches) <-- idiot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #133, 2007-08-05
%
< piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO
< ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel?
< ananke> kernel fairies?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #134, 2007-08-06
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< muraii> Cow.
< oneforall> jumped over the moon
< muraii> Yay for cow.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #135, 2007-08-06
%
< Zalamander> yum, wet panties
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #136, 2007-08-06
%
< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a
working configuration file is NOT a sane response.
< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your
mouth because you don't like the taste of cupcakes.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #137, 2007-08-06
%
< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on
masturbation
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #138, 2007-08-07
%
< andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #139, 2007-08-08
%
< mwalling_> i'll take some ass
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #140, 2007-08-08
%
< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this
system
< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig
jumping out of oneforall's butt
< dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line
< muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;)

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #141, 2007-08-09
%
< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear
- you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it
for, anyway ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #142, 2007-08-09
%
< nullboy> you twisted bartards
 * sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment,
 dusts itself off and asks for a drink.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #143, 2007-08-09
%
< chris_punches> GYAH!	Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME.
< chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #144, 2007-08-10
%
< rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #145, 2007-08-11
%
< mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #146, 2007-08-13
%
< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation
from your mom
< NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P
< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up,
they said
< NetEcho> ouch backfire

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #147, 2007-08-14
%
* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings,
seeing as it's a few blocks from his apt
< rob0> ntlug?
< nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix....
< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a
version of Linux.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #148, 2007-08-15
%
* andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time
* BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #149, 2007-08-16
%
< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind
up on noobfarm.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #150, 2007-08-17
%
< Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #151, 2007-08-18
%
< straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #152, 2007-08-20
%
<andarius> they let chicks in the marines now ?
<mwalling> andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #153, 2007-08-20
%
< Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #154, 2007-08-21
%
< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and
some duct tape
< Dagmar> So now it can suck properly?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #155, 2007-08-21
%
< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take
anything from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk
< Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful
examination
 * mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy
< Dagmar> C'mon
< Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers
< Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #156, 2007-08-21
%
PeterS: why does linux blow?
dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #157, 2007-08-21
%
< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount
works.
< rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount.
< AbortRetryFail> ;)
< rworkman> ;p
< andarius> man mount
< rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #158, 2007-08-21
%
 * NetEcho slaps everyone
-!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
<@rworkman> Excuse me?
-!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman
< rworkman> ;-)
 * NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P
 * rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass.
< rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it.
< NetEcho> nooooooooo
< NetEcho> how will I hear music now?
< rworkman> Fart.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #159, 2007-08-22
%
< chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #160, 2007-08-23
%
Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware
a.k.a. slapfaceware again
-!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks
-!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned]
< nullboy> the force has been balanced.
-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@58.60.*] by Alan_Hicks
< CaptObviousman> school's starting back up
< CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear
< rk4n3> CaptObviousman:  yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #161, 2007-08-23
%
< Dominian> that was at 8:58am
< Dominian> mwalling_: give it time
* mwalling_ is impotent
< mwalling_> er
< mwalling_> impatient

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #162, 2007-08-24
%
< straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement
< Dominian> straterra: I use it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #163, 2007-08-24
%
< thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you
< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even
notice...
< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my
stupidity

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #164, 2007-08-24
%
< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a
geek by now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the
bathroom) she is not as intelligent as I give her credit
< mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom?
< mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason
< StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run!
< BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;)
< rworkman> Flossing what?
< BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P
 * mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides
 straterra
 * acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet
< acidchild> :D
< rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right?
< acidchild> oh gross.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #165, 2007-08-24
%
* fred shines goatse into the sky
< straterra> ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #166, 2007-08-26
%
< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715
	       MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem:
	       6/496 Mio]
	       [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;

Note: pay attention to the last item.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #167, 2007-08-28
%
< fred> do it harder baby!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #168, 2007-08-28
%
< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst
< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that
< fred> something's slower than catalyst?
< Tim> Hah.
< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it.
<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #169, 2007-08-28
%
< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them
all HIV
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #170, 2007-08-29
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< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to
		  joe public, so unless you are employed as a land
		  mine tester
		  my day is always worse! ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #171, 2007-08-29
%
< scorchsaber> fixed, huh?
< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say?
< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu?
< ricky> Laughing at it :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #172, 2007-08-29
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11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net]
has joined ##woodchucks

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #173, 2007-08-31
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< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by
talking to your friends and reading InformationWeek.  It's like eating
pussy.	There is no substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #174, 2007-09-01
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13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping
something?
13:03 < straterra> When it works
13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...?
13:05 < straterra> Ok
13:05 < straterra> I lied

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #175, 2007-09-04
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< fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #176, 2007-09-04
%
 < kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #177, 2007-09-05
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 < BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #178, 2007-09-05
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< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top
gun out
< straterra> OH YEAH
< straterra> Kick ass movie
< straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot
< straterra> Even if he is short..and weird

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #179, 2007-09-05
%
<thrice`> damn, I can't get this to come out
<mwalling_> thrice`: pull harder
<BP{k}> thrice`: we told you to use lube :P
<thrice`> she's 21, I shouldn't have to !
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #180, 2007-09-07
%
< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong
with my computer.. it's paranoid
< Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #181, 2007-09-07
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< CygnusX1> test
< nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help
< CygnusX1> roger that
-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit
[Client Quit]

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #182, 2007-09-08
%
DieRatte - which is why I like gay men
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #183, 2007-09-08
%
< memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #184, 2007-09-08
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< kethry> its only hard if you make it hard.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #185, 2007-09-10
%
< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and
where it lives.
< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids
who moves in the apartment across the hall from a rock band.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #186, 2007-09-10
%
< Agiofws> rworkman,  buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager
< rworkman> Agiofws: wrong.
< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry
right ?
< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies --
it manages packages.  It's not a dependency manager.
< Agiofws> it does not download and install  from a main repository
right ?
< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not.  In other news, cows don't shit
on power lines.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #187, 2007-09-10
%
( Agiofws) but i went  through hell to get it up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #188, 2007-09-10
%
< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want?
< _HAKERA_> to snif password and so
< _HAKERA_> in our network
< _HAKERA_> :)
< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, ahh, there is your problem
< DieRatte> _HAKERA_,  you need Gentoo to sniff
< _HAKERA_> yes! my problem :)
< fred> DieRatte: :D
< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, its way better for that task than slackware
< Danet> DieRatte: nice pass :)
< armata> lol
< _HAKERA_> ok ok
< _HAKERA_> i go...
< _HAKERA_> bye
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #189, 2007-09-11
%
< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted
protocols.
< _HAKERA_> is it sniffer?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #190, 2007-09-11
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< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I
always enable it.
< mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it?
< Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall.  It's just there.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #191, 2007-09-11
%
< mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing
	       bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a
	       Mac ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #192, 2007-09-11
%
[re chris_punches]
< rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels
	      where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct.
< straterra> I'll be rude
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #193, 2007-09-11
%
 * nullboy bends over GOGOGOG
< rworkman> straterra: ping
-!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox]
< rworkman> Well, damn.  I was hoping straterra would get to him first.
< straterra> rworkman: pong
< rworkman> Too late.
< straterra> eh?
< rworkman> 19:13  * nullboy bends over
< straterra> Oh
< rworkman> straterra: ^^
< straterra> ...
< rworkman> ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #194, 2007-09-11
%
< mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl
		   please
<@lamby>  /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #195, 2007-09-12
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< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a
trojanized windows 98 machine
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #196, 2007-09-13
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< blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ?
< fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I
	      think it's scared of the shotgun.
< nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it
		 with my second
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #197, 2007-09-13
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< chris_punches> shit.	I'm the asshat.  I hate that.  I was so sure
		       there wasn't one.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #198, 2007-09-13
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<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation,
remember that since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw
is half. so a 5A cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong
extension coard with the three outlets at the end

<chris_punches> well that's enough to microwave your dinner
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #199, 2007-09-16
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( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #200, 2007-09-17
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< heret|c> i be strokin!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #201, 2007-09-17
%
  * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his
  brand-spanking new iPod thanks	 to the great  work member of
  #gtkpod did.
< heret|c> lol...
< witz> ^_^
< heret|c> merle  haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a
skateboard XD

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #202, 2007-09-18
%
* PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the
	  ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip
< Dave2> hot.
< FauxFaux> How much do I owe you?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #203, 2007-09-18
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heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first
hand why..
heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed
ready to fill potato chip bags every year
Xilon - lol
heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S.
Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators
DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S.
Gekkko[PDA - lol
Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #204, 2007-09-18
%
<@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good
< Alan_Hicks> dirty is better
 * mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as
 straterra

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #205, 2007-09-18
%
 * chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read
 all the RFC's
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #206, 2007-09-18
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* chris_punches adds his first kline
<chris_punches> lol
<chris_punches> s/k/z
<fred> error: missing terminator
<straterra> lol
<chris_punches> error:	he said he'll be back
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #207, 2007-09-18
%
<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to
2002. wtf? i didn't even do anything, why did this happen?   so now
my next questions. what is the best way to set current today's date
with CentOS?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #208, 2007-09-18
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<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall
is on or not on linux?
<amphi> rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #209, 2007-09-18
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< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and
take a huge piss in your suit. now that is heaven
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #210, 2007-09-18
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< amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue?
< marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but...

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #211, 2007-09-18
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##slackware
< PanzerMKZ> welcome back
< p1ls> Here I Am xD
< mwalling> p1ls: bye bye
< p1ls> Why?
< PanzerMKZ> later
< p1ls> o shit
-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t'
get ye a first mate!]
< sally> that was priceless
< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before
he did
-!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
##slackware
< p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #212, 2007-09-18
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< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about
geeksquad...lolzers...I may get the job at bestbuy
 * mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #213, 2007-09-19
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ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined
##slackware.
<CaptObviousman> oh good god
<ImAway_workaroun> Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me.
<CaptObviousman> DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY
* rk4n3 sighs
Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway
RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please
turn off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting
this channel
<Dagmar> lol
<CaptObviousman> good christ this is irritating
<DieRatte> He must share some genes with lemmings
<Alan_Hicks> Arrr, I'll handle him!
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<CaptObviousman> and chris_punches
<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the
same time while standing upright
Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot
<IAmNotAnIdiot> now noone will think Im dumb :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #214, 2007-09-19
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andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :)

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #215, 2007-09-19
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* leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp
<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place
i could think to find smart people ;)	Is there any way to view the
data/commands that a usb device is sending?
<leetwanker> i'm trying to do this on windows
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #216, 2007-09-20
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< DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #217, 2007-09-21
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 * CaptObviousman is well and truly bored
 * CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy
 * nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #218, 2007-09-21
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<winbond> does freenode have different servers or only one?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #219, 2007-09-22
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( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #220, 2007-09-22
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< stafai> what is it that's executed on login?
< stafai> .profile?
< straterra> autoexec.bat
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #221, 2007-09-23
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< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom
cruise electricuting oprah

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #222, 2007-09-23
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* memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere
between what I do and what my car does.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #223, 2007-09-24
%
13:46 <Systat> ok lets talk abotu this then
13:46 <Systat> Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time
13:46 <ThomasY> Fine
13:46 <Systat> Why do you say your on a cell phone
13:46 <Systat> yet never disconnect
13:47 <ThomasY> Because I IRC from multiple locations
13:47 <ThomasY> From work, from home, from my cell
13:47 <Systat> so
13:47 <ThomasY> So?
13:47 <Systat> your name would still disconnect
13:47 <ThomasY> No I wouldn't
13:47 <Systat> when you change from one device to another
13:47 <ThomasY> My shell runs irssi + screen
13:47 <Systat> Which type BNC do you run
13:47 <ThomasY> I SSH in and screen in
13:47 <ThomasY> It's not a BNc
13:47 <Systat> so you SSH into your shell
13:47 <ThomasY> Yes
13:47 <Systat> from a Cell phone
13:47 <Systat> LMFAO
13:47 <ThomasY> Yup
13:47 <Systat> fucking idiot
13:48 <ThomasY> Want me to SSH to a server of your choosing from it?
13:48 <ThomasY> I have a Treo Palm 700p
13:48 <ThomasY> Running pssh as an SSH client
13:48 <Systat> wait a sec
13:48 <Systat> your not using a cell phone then
13:48 <Systat> its a PDA
13:48 <ThomasY> It's a smart phone
13:48 <ThomasY> It is a phone + a PDA
13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using
a blackberry
13:48 <Systat> because thats what you told her
13:48 <ThomasY> It's not a blackberry
13:48 <ThomasY> It's a palm
13:48 <ThomasY> I may have said it was LIKE a blackberry
13:49 <ThomasY> I will show you on CAM the device if you wish
13:49 <Systat> no
13:49 <Systat> the last thing I want to do is see your ugly ass on cam
13:49 <ThomasY> It's sitting right here
13:49 <Systat> So
13:49 <Systat> explain to me
13:49 <Systat> How your shit never disconnects
13:49 <Systat> when you change from device to device
13:49 <Systat> I only know one way
13:49 <ThomasY> Because I am using IRSSI + SCREEN
13:49 <ThomasY> Are you familiar with screen?
13:49 <Systat> yes
13:49 <Systat> and when you kill your ssh client
13:50 <ThomasY> I SSH in and bind to the screen session
13:50 <Systat> it kills the pid
13:50 <ThomasY> I don't kill the client
13:50 <Systat> so the process dies
13:50 <ThomasY> The client stays running
13:50 <Systat> hence your client is killed
13:50 <Systat> No
13:50 <ThomasY> I merely desconnect scree nsessions
13:50 <Systat> I am a certified Linux Admin
13:50 <Systat> I know how it works
13:50 <ThomasY> Do you want me to white paper it for you?
13:50 <Systat> if you are in a server through SSH on IRC
13:50 <ThomasY> I will
13:50 <Systat> and you disconnect your SSH session
13:50 <Systat> Your IRC client Dies
13:50 <ThomasY> I'll white paper it
13:50 <Systat> because its not a background process
13:50 <ThomasY> It is with screen
13:50 <Systat> your not making sense
13:51 <ThomasY> Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you
13:51 <Systat> no thanks
13:51 <Systat> goodbye
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #224, 2007-09-24
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< thrice`> i need a new job
< straterra> hmmm
< straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site..

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #225, 2007-09-24
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Said to Alan_Hicks:
< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in
the slack book
< vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #226, 2007-09-24
%
< BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #227, 2007-09-24
%
<naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine?
<amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #228, 2007-09-25
%
<Mathman> argh.  these people are killing me.
<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and
not beverly.  and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly
<Mathman> I set up the damn account!
<Mathman> it was always beverly.  nothing has changed.	god damn
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #229, 2007-09-26
%
<macka> ello
<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in
a directory.  Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that
can't be used in all circumstances:
<macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc
<macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #230, 2007-09-26
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< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope
you dont mind
< straterra> heh
< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your
kinda 31
< straterra> err
< straterra> T1
< andarius> oooh, straterra is weet
< straterra> magical syn packets
< andarius> weet = way super leet
< andarius> is that anything like a magic packet for WOL ?
< andarius> :P
< straterra> kinda
< straterra> only...
< straterra> this is a 'sleep/die over lan' packet
< andarius> sweet
< andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ?
< straterra> no

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #231, 2007-09-27
%
< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom
probably thinking it's for masturbation
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #232, 2007-09-27
%
* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has
joined #linuxhelp
<kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #233, 2007-09-27
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<angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #234, 2007-09-27
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< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time,
telling everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like
gay man. Its just an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #235, 2007-09-28
%
<DieRatte> what are you trying to do, starsong ?
<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system
right ? thats why we are questioned for huh ?
<rob0> No. ??
<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century
fashion
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #236, 2007-09-28
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<_sho_> worlds dumbest question
<_sho_> how to sgid something
<_sho_> im having brain failure :|
<sayotte> chmod g+s <blah>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #237, 2007-09-28
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< mwalling_> quickly
< mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #238, 2007-09-28
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< nullboy> what's STL?
< fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :)
< nullboy> haha
< drijen> nullboy, :(
< Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get.
< Buggaboo> and no sex.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #239, 2007-09-28
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* chris_punches feels like an idiot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #240, 2007-09-28
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<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements
from? I looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command
line arguements
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #241, 2007-09-29
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<nebooek> suffering from name server disease here.
<nebooek> anybody home
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #242, 2007-09-29
%
< Rusty1> hooray for backports
< Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear?
< Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #243, 2007-09-29
%
< dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #244, 2007-09-29
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< macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #245, 2007-09-29
%
< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball
hair..tell her to go to hell
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #246, 2007-09-29
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< dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume
< alienBOB> Me
< dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT?
< alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #247, 2007-09-30
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<NetEcho> god I need a girl
<straterra> Dude
<straterra> I have the next best thing..
<straterra> My..right hand
<drijen> beat me to it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #248, 2007-10-01
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< vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there
		is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless
		i set
		vga=normal.How can i correct it?
< vegab4> please help me.
<@fred> set vga=normal.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #249, 2007-10-01
%
< macavity> i can haz boobs?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #250, 2007-10-01
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< Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time?
< Zeldafan500> ms-dos
< Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com
< Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net.
< Zeldafan500> lolhacked
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #251, 2007-10-01
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<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I
have new mail but I can't remember how to check it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #252, 2007-10-02
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<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a
dvd disc?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #253, 2007-10-02
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< jodih2> hello
< jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question
< rob0> nice intro :)

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #254, 2007-10-03
%
<rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #255, 2007-10-04
%
From #cardinal:
< rob0> happy boss
< rworkman> Your knees hurt?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #256, 2007-10-04
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< sally> y'all are awful
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #257, 2007-10-04
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<smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #258, 2007-10-07
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< macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there
< drijen> down boy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #259, 2007-10-07
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< nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale
< drijen> 15?
< drijen> dude hes skinny
< drijen> they would break him
< twolf> or his wife would
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #260, 2007-10-08
%
<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when
I asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know,
flamebait) He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel
since NT
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #261, 2007-10-08
%
<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to
manual installs?
<mwalling_> eeek!!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #262, 2007-10-08
%
< Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime.
< Rusty1> Lines are too long
< Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day
< Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #263, 2007-10-08
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* lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #264, 2007-10-08
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(10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage
(10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #265, 2007-10-09
%
<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit
linux system?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #266, 2007-10-09
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< straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream!
< Dominian> uhh what?
< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you
cause they were trying to hit slackadelic too
< straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :(
< Dominian> lol

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #267, 2007-10-10
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< heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal
< straterra> I was skeered :/
< heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you
		 called Dominian to brag about it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #268, 2007-10-10
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<nullboy> if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #269, 2007-10-10
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< gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house
< drijen> psh
< drijen> first thing i wuold buy
< drijen> a vibrator
< drijen> and then not leaev
< drijen> for a month.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #270, 2007-10-10
%
< andarius> tea bagging them would be nice

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #271, 2007-10-10
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< Dagmar> I don't do pm's
< drijen> i have boobs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #272, 2007-10-11
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straterra hides the waffles

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #273, 2007-10-11
%
RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have
used this
nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #274, 2007-10-11
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< Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so
		that's been force-linked into everything or something
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #275, 2007-10-11
%
<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110
pounds , and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it.
<rk4n3> heretic:  wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of
parents ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #276, 2007-10-11
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< use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X?
< use1> or in a GTK app
< Alan_Hicks> WTF?
< gremzoid> @
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #277, 2007-10-12
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< rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents?
< mwalling> yes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #278, 2007-10-13
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< BP{k}> who knows japanese?
< thrice`> people in japan

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #279, 2007-10-13
%
< BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP
		  1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first,
		  and making
		  it work afterwards ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #280, 2007-10-13
%
<singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small
problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses
30% of my cpu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #281, 2007-10-14
%
<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten
minutes to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #282, 2007-10-14
%
< dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel.  How do I invite
		   people to it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #283, 2007-10-14
%
( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #284, 2007-10-15
%
< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates
me is their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on
by their need to fill down time while their systems are updating

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #285, 2007-10-15
%
 * CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up
 to date
< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred
and cathectic and I end up hearing about them
< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard
enough time getting work done as it is
< andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :)
< mwalling> HA
< mwalling> weekling
 * mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so
< Dominian> I have 10 open right now
< Dominian> I had 13 at one time..
< mwalling> 15
 * CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis
 contest
< Dominian> haha
< mwalling> heh

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #286, 2007-10-16
%
<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my
stable kernel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #287, 2007-10-16
%
In #cardinal
< rob0> i h8 xp
< sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe)
< rob0> ohhhhhhhh no
< rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate
< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista
last weekend
< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had
changed  :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #288, 2007-10-16
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< fred> 1) Find a baseball bat
< fred> 2) Sodomise yourself
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #289, 2007-10-16
%
< juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ???
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #290, 2007-10-16
%
< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING?
http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING	:-)
< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get
:)
< rworkman> HAHA
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #291, 2007-10-16
%
< BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene
	       where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #292, 2007-10-16
%
<overclucker> what's a good disk usage analyzer?
<overclucker> i'd like to try locating the bloat
<jahshua> top
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #293, 2007-10-17
%
< XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit
< XGizzmo> with em64t
< heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #294, 2007-10-17
%
<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly
proportional to the level of eye candy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #295, 2007-10-17
%
+// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T
WORK WITHOUT IT
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #296, 2007-10-18
%
< ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX?
< nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock?
< ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU
< ravih1> sorry

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #297, 2007-10-18
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< nullboy> well i screwed myself then
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #298, 2007-10-18
%
< chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in
		       assembly...

[snipped]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #299, 2007-10-19
%
<chris_punches> you at work today?
<chris_punches> bah you\'re always at work
<mwalling_> yep
<chris_punches> have fun hehe
<mwalling_> but yes, i am in the office
<chris_punches> bastard.  im so jealous
<mwalling_> whatever
<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s.	no joke.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #300, 2007-10-19
%
< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source
but you think icecream is too much work?  :/
< rworkman> Wow.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #301, 2007-10-19
%
<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu
doing what ever it wants while you sit there and watch
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #302, 2007-10-19
%
<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws
of the other two hides.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #303, 2007-10-20
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< macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower
< andarius> your ass has been mounted ?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #304, 2007-10-20
%
< BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #305, 2007-10-21
%
< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme
2 trailer
< fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling
< andarius> lol
< fred> not one mention of the gameplay
< fred> or that it\'s infact a game

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #306, 2007-10-21
%
<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and
end of the application.  so how can user > real?
<newpers> when using \'time\'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #307, 2007-10-21
%
< andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection
< andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #308, 2007-10-22
%
<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client
such that I saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #309, 2007-10-22
%
< straterra> uhm
< straterra> my penis...is broken

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #310, 2007-10-22
%
<SlayckX> how to use History\'s command in a Bash?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #311, 2007-10-23
%
<nolyc> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it
	     compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #312, 2007-10-23
%
<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin
and /usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type
/usr/bin/<program>?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #313, 2007-10-23
%
<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is
login from?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #314, 2007-10-24
%
< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone
happy
< straterra> I\'m not happy
< straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #315, 2007-10-24
%
< pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #316, 2007-10-24
%
< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be
a *great* distro for you
< rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #317, 2007-10-24
%
00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s
all... i will never read slackbook.org
00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor:	you might get some flack when you ask questions
without reading the book, though...
00:23 < gremzoid> heh
00:23 < dafunks> O_o
00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck.
00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do,
but if you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent
*MONTHS* working on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me.
00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer.
00:23 < drijen> gtfo
00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys?
00:23 < macavity> naa
00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #318, 2007-10-24
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00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack
can use only kings of linux
00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron
00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot.
00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second?
00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake
00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-)
00:48 < drijen> fsck!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #319, 2007-10-24
%
<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a
list of the progras you can get with Apt-Get
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #320, 2007-10-25
%
< HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #321, 2007-10-25
%
< sonic_> but X works as root?
< root__> yes
< root__> root is like safe mode??
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #322, 2007-10-25
%
<CaptObviousman> this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer
<CaptObviousman> The Flying Saucer
<CaptObviousman> where beer lovers go to sample

*few minutes later*

fred> they suck.
<fred> Their website has flash
<fred> And, doesn't fit on 1024x768
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #323, 2007-10-25
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< heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin
< rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #324, 2007-10-25
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<xp_lunch> hi all!
<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows
what keys are being pressed at any given time?
<kristen> Yes...
<kristen> Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^
<kristen> Sorry
<xp_lunch> how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed?
* xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg
<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this
specifically, but I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things),
though they were on windows. Should be a linux version though.. about
anything you could want is there. My best suggestion is google.
<xp_prg> thanks kristen
<amphi> xp_prg: xev ?
<xp_prg> but is that graphical?
<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed
on it etc...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #325, 2007-10-25
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< juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also
< CaptObviousman> juanfelipe!
< CaptObviousman> sounds Canadian
< nullboy> canadian? wtf
< gbonvehi> CaptObviousman: juan and felipe are spanish names..
< nullboy> CaptObviousman: you smoking crack?
< nullboy> CaptObviousman: put the bong down
< CaptObviousman> so, how long have I been polluting this channel for?
< CaptObviousman> few months now?
< juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names
< raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian.
< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m
nucking futs
< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know
is mexican.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #326, 2007-10-26
%
< nachox> hey people
< XGizzmo> werd
< rob0> Act dignified, everyone. He needn\'t find out what we were doing.
* XGizzmo hides the ash tray and beer cans
< rob0> Good evening, Mr. Nachox, sir, how are you?
< macavity> rob0: but i though you said nachox was OK with us ha-
< macavity> ermm...
< macavity> hanging out in here doing nothing!
< nachox> haha
< rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is.
< nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P
< macavity> *fsck*
< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the
utmost in decorum, I assure you.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #327, 2007-10-26
%
< rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #328, 2007-10-27
%
<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make
to me ?
<greeg> terminaldummy: use your distros package manager
<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where
to start
<greeg> what distro terminaldummy
<terminaldummy> i\'m trying to use os x terminal
<greeg> they uasually come with make nowadays
<greeg> os x ?
<greeg> wtf  you\'re on a mac ?
<greeg> this is #linuxhelp
<greeg> not #machelp
<terminaldummy> has linux/unix behind it
<terminaldummy> and terminal
<greeg> packages are different
<terminaldummy> you can runt hese kind of apps
<greeg> package managemenet is distro speciffic.
<greeg> otherwise i wouldnt mind
<terminaldummy> you use fink to do it i guess
<greeg> google how to install packages with fink
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #329, 2007-10-28
%
<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking
for any heretics..
* heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<macavity> opps.. now he reset your connection again..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #330, 2007-10-28
%
<+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of..

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #331, 2007-10-28
%
 * Dominian wears boxers year round
 * heret|c wears jeans year round
< Dominian> oh and jeans
< heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans
< heret|c> not mall jeans
< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing
nothing but boxers ...
< andarius> please burn out my eyes

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #332, 2007-10-29
%
< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384
< Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark!
< Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/
< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my
uncle to divorce her.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #333, 2007-10-29
%
<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious
problem
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #334, 2007-10-30
%
<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1  to something2
means: diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #335, 2007-10-30
%
<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed --
need at least 22500 kB video meory
<CarlFK> will that keep the display from working at all?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #336, 2007-10-30
%
<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at
the moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if
there\'s something better
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #337, 2007-10-30
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< andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :(
< straterra> It\'s turning me on

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #338, 2007-10-30
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* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
<drijen> well said!
<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone
female to talk to
<straterra> Don\'t do that
<straterra> We..have our quota for female
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #339, 2007-10-30
%
 < kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #340, 2007-10-30
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< straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys
< BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #341, 2007-11-01
%
( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #342, 2007-11-01
%
 pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put  US Patent Law aside
 temp..:p
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #343, 2007-11-01
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< needles> whos patrick
< Motoko-chan> needles, PV.
< CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #344, 2007-11-02
%
<Dougy> Is there a tool like wget for slackware?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #345, 2007-11-02
%
< Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India.
< Rusty1> what\'s the area code?
< Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #346, 2007-11-02
%
< avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/
< mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI
< avt3kk> oook
< avt3kk> I type jfgi?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #347, 2007-11-03
%
<jp> How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives?
<jp> Isn\'t there a command like scanbus?  or??
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #348, 2007-11-05
%
<edgy> $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l
<edgy> -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab
<edgy> no crontab for gutsy
<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list
and edit cron jobs?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #349, 2007-11-05
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<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont
know which update adress to use..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #350, 2007-11-05
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<jroes> is nfs also a kernel module device driver?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #351, 2007-11-05
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< heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat
iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #352, 2007-11-05
%
02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you?
02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query
window to talk to you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #353, 2007-11-05
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* hipodilski has joined #linuxhelp
<hipodilski>  what is the windows equivalent com port of
<hipodilski>  /dev/ttyBT0
<hipodilski> ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #354, 2007-11-06
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Dagmar: lusher00: Google
lusher00: asking google is like asking you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #355, 2007-11-06
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< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i
choose a fix
< mwalling> nullboy: crack
< nullboy> yes, i am out of crack

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #356, 2007-11-08
%
<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end
result was a massive collapse of the company
<_sho_> :D
<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in
1 week!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #357, 2007-11-08
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<+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :)
<+rworkman> er, shit happens  :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #358, 2007-11-10
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< Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #359, 2007-11-12
%
< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does
everything I need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new
panties.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #360, 2007-11-12
%
<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using
root@localhost.localdomain for outbound email?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #361, 2007-11-14
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< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not
end in .tgz
< rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto.
< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin
america, specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we
just play it by ear
< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right?
;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #362, 2007-11-14
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16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh
16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #363, 2007-11-14
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< fred> It's on par with lolita.
 < LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors
 who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was
 looking?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #364, 2007-11-15
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01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!!
01:00 < nullboy> YAY

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #365, 2007-11-15
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<Led_Zeppelin> is it possible to download a Macromedia file?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #366, 2007-11-15
%
<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts
is just pathetic
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #367, 2007-11-15
%
<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install
the sources?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #368, 2007-11-15
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* camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined
#nwscript
* camgirl29 has quit (Quit: )
<Nevyn> Damn tease....
<Ariel> guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl
<Nevyn> We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #369, 2007-11-16
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[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping
tools and wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #370, 2007-11-16
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[15:22] <Alan_Hicks> Google knows all.
[15:23] <mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live
[15:24] <Alan_Hicks> First hit:  ***** Co, NY
[15:24] <mwalling_> holy shit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #371, 2007-11-16
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* mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #372, 2007-11-16
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< elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open
	       internet
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #373, 2007-11-18
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<Declan> Hey again toraton
<Declan> I want to try a little SQL now
<Declan> But I don't know how to access the thingy
<toraton> well
<toraton> hostname is youandeye.org
<toraton> username is declan
<toraton> pass is the same as your login pass
<Declan> Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #374, 2007-11-19
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< kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ?
< heret|c> bob, harry, and jack

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #375, 2007-11-19
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15:49 < heret|c> *ahem*
15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ
15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem*
15:50  * heret|c whistles innocently

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #376, 2007-11-19
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< Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G
	  processors?
<@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel?

* time passes *

< Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp
< Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue.
< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that
really matter?
< Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this.
< mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the
	  status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much
	  memory that is using
< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I
have about 130 extensions now.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #377, 2007-11-19
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< Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession.
<+fred> Your arse, or your left hand?
< Faux> I was going for the second.
<+fred> Oh, ok.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #378, 2007-11-19
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11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The
proc fan
			doesn't like to work very well at all, so if
			you start
			taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader
			on
			prom night
11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that?
11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes
11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK)
11:39 < ThomasY> no
11:40 < CaptObviousman> even the male ones do, especially if they're gay
11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay
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11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #379, 2007-11-20
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( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #380, 2007-11-22
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<MrPocknix> Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer?
<amphi> MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer
<MrPocknix> thats is
<MrPocknix> how do i open it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #381, 2007-11-22
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<oberon> what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ?
<daniel> It's probably in jail? :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #382, 2007-11-22
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<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the
LAN? like, across the internet?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #383, 2007-11-22
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( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean
slack is not for me

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #384, 2007-11-22
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< MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to
		     use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel
		     after u
		     boot

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #385, 2007-11-24
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<drijen> scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit
<scorchsaber> thruman unit?
<rob0_> That's IT.
<rob0_> Thurman.
<drijen> has to be
<tjm> i dont think uma thurman is very attractive.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #386, 2007-11-24
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drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #387, 2007-11-24
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< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you
exempt porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #388, 2007-11-25
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< chopp>  /whowas x80
< macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60
< nullboy> haha
< nullboy> YOU LOOSE
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #389, 2007-11-25
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<BP{k}>        okay, everyone, the world is still safe.
<andarius>    haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :(
<andarius>    BP{k}: the world is never safe
<BP{k}>        safe is a fluffy word :P
<ThomasY>  so is pubic hair
<andarius>    pubic hair is safe?
<andarius>    but it could be a choking hazard :(

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #390, 2007-11-27
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rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he
just needs to load the psmouse module with default kernel options --
no proto=imps
nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he
knows what's up
Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #391, 2007-11-28
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< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their
favorite without worrying about actually ever having to, you know,
_read_ them.
< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining
licenses. Then you could get some very strange flavours...
< Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes?
< Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #392, 2007-11-28
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< mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you
< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became
a penis envy contest.

... 10 Minutes Later...

< Dagmar> Meh
< Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row
< thrice`> that's because it can detect lies
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #393, 2007-11-29
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< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you?
< nullboy> i'm not feeling love
< ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting
< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that
I loved you at some point in the past.
< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree...
< ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #394, 2007-11-30
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00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died
00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish
00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined
##woodchucks
00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off
00:49 < Dominian> lol

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #395, 2007-11-30
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(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others
in a clear and concise manner is a problem
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #396, 2007-12-01
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< fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #397, 2007-12-02
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<SyntaxError> anyone know a good distro for laptops?
<phyberoptix> the same one you use on your desktop
<SyntaxError> nvm then
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			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #398, 2007-12-03
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< Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space.
< Dagmar> You really don't.
< Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes.
< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to
make cats explode?
< Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #399, 2007-12-03
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< Dominian> yanking it now
< Dominian> er.. cloning it now
< Dominian> fsck
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #400, 2007-12-04
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< unixfool> noobfarm!
< fuzzbawl> that's what she said
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #401, 2007-12-04
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<Gargantua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png
<Gargantua> pathetic
<pilate> Gargantua, why is that pathetic?  One of the biggest problems is
cross-platform incompatability.  OSX natively running KDE is a big step.
<pilate> shows well for kde devs as well as osx devs
<Gargantua> that's just a theme man...
<pilate> oh
<Gargantua> ahahahaha
<pilate> hahaha
<pilate> omg
<pilate> pathetic.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #402, 2007-12-06
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<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as
some sundry hacks that you can try
<benjsh_> why is linux so complicated
<benjsh_> it is not made for users
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<qartis> I was never good at philosophy
<chris_punches> benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware
manufacturing and hardware support problem.  Via refuses to cooperate
with the open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers
can be used in non-windows systems.
<chris_punches> Blame predatory contracting.
<chris_punches> As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #403, 2007-12-06
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< fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #404, 2007-12-06
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< briantumor> rh can suck my penis
< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake
with a salas
< rickyricon_> salad
< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you
up.. but man a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling
feeling when your done.. kind of like Slackware.
< rickyricon_> hahaha

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #405, 2007-12-07
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<@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women
< guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #406, 2007-12-08
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< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not*
thinking of pron!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #407, 2007-12-08
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< alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn?  Dagmar said  Ctrl+alt+Fn
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #408, 2007-12-09
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< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you
jumping right into the deepend with C/C++
< Invert314> i gave up on bash
< Invert314> it's too hard
< Invert314> i figure C will be easier
< Invert314> i gave up on PHP too
< Invert314> i got one of the SAMs teach yourself PHP in 24 hours
< Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages
< Invert314> none of it made sense

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #409, 2007-12-11
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<Brad> It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #410, 2007-12-12
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<straterra> nachox, all the great things in life are
illegal..like...choloforming your gf
<fuzzbawl> choloforming? does that require a special way to lean?
<straterra> yes
<straterra> gotta lean like a cholo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #411, 2007-12-13
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12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me
12:38 < mwalling_> \o/
12:38 < mwalling_> /o/
12:38 < mwalling_> \o
12:38 < mwalling_> |o|

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #412, 2007-12-13
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< fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package
-!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection]

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #413, 2007-12-13
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< Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without
	      losing quality, is that possible?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #414, 2007-12-16
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<heatxsink> anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files?
<erpo> heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;)
<heatxsink> aw geez
<heatxsink> great
<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that
you'll make a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law
into something sane, I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file.
<heatxsink> interesting
<heatxsink> okay sure
<erpo> First install the unrar utility if you haven't already.
<erpo> Then:
<erpo> unrar e first-file-in-the-set
<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent
rar files.
<heatxsink> tahnks
<heatxsink> donating n9ow
<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of
asking in #linuxhelp.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #415, 2007-12-16
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<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to
warwick, parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #416, 2007-12-18
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<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given,
how does it know which server to contact for the response?
<kasc> osmosis: black voodoo magic
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #417, 2007-12-18
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<ricardo0o> hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #418, 2007-12-20
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 * LoganTheRed secks straterra
 * straterra moans

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #419, 2007-12-20
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< guinea-pig> whoa
< guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance
<@caker> by switching to Linode
< guinea-pig> it's true.
<@caker> Linode.  So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #420, 2007-12-21
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< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up
soldering
< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment
Rusty1?
< Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work
 * Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove
< Peikko> True
< Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention
< Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #421, 2007-12-24
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< ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default
< ka24> plus a zero or so
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #422, 2007-12-24
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15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o
15:48 < straterra> do^
15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P
15:50 < straterra> Yes I am
15:50 < straterra> You are just sober
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #423, 2007-12-26
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< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway.
< kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway
< Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^)
< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router
in Buffalo
< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public
IP address?
< Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem.
< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which
goes to the main thing
< Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing.
< kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ...
< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute.
< kitche> mwalling_ well actuallu 10.41.10.1
< kitche> http://pastebin.ca/833775
< Alan_Hicks> ping 130.81.12.77
< Alan_Hicks> WTF?!  C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator>
< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #424, 2007-12-27
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* LizardKing sss...
< cpunches> I don't get it.  Why does he slither?
< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk...
you slither...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #425, 2007-12-30
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<thrice`> damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark
<straterra> Whaaa
<straterra> You better go back and lay the pimp smack down on her
<thrice`> yeah, hit her in the face
<thrice`> then verbally degrade her
<thrice`> then take 3 stickers
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #426, 2007-12-30
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< mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass
< Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now?
< mwalling> 10:59 < Dominian> mwalling: I will have DSL by thursday :D
< Dominian> oh
< thrice`> how many reasons do you want
< Dominian> lol
< Dominian> hahaha
< thrice`> oh
< thrice`> ;)
< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup
just isn't for me
< Dominian> s/by/but
< thrice`> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #427, 2007-12-31
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< qkit> morn
(10 minutes pass)
< eroc> s/morn/moron/
< eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :)

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #428, 2008-01-01
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< BP{k}> holy testical thursday
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #429, 2008-01-03
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< fred> it's *HUGE*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #430, 2008-01-03
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< straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #431, 2008-01-03
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< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop,
not in arm wrestling
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #432, 2008-01-07
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< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to
cut one.  I thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out
of the gate, AND we're sitting in leather chairs
< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one
of those moments you feel to have to share
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #433, 2008-01-07
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<Turk-Admin> hi
<Turk-Admin> every budy
<Turk-Admin> im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #434, 2008-01-10
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<etronik> Hi all!  is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux)
distribution?
<etronik> I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk
<RichiH> etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux
<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have
mispelled it :-) thanks
<RichiH> np :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #435, 2008-01-10
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* LoganTheRed humps your leg
* straterra moans
< straterra> Haaarrrder
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #436, 2008-01-11
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< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance
known to man.
< mwalling_> what is diamond?
< Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull'

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #437, 2008-01-11
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< farabi> I got this error when running svn:
< farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2:
		cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
<@fred> install sasl.
< farabi> thanks fred
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #438, 2008-01-11
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 Logan:  <so wants to order this Intel q600
 Logan:  q660
 Logan:  q6600 fucking bastard damnit!
 drijen:  l2tyoe!
 drijen:  oh fuck me.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #439, 2008-01-13
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<Milencho> can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5*
<Milencho> and install the new?
<Fatb0y> yes you could	you just have to build the new
<Milencho> where can i find 4.0 tgz packet?
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<BP{k}> not anywhere afaik.
<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself.  i have not seen any
.tgz's yet.
<spook> Milencho: be patient
<Milencho> good idea, i will wait a week ;]
<Milencho> or two
<Fatb0y> and if you do wait you can just do upgradepkg
<Fatb0y> or remove and installpkg  whichever
<Milencho> i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet
<Milencho> i will wait ;)
<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may
have serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ?
<Marcus_> but there are already some packages available by mytux
<Marcus_>
http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/
<Marcus_> it installs to /opt
<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie
.. kdepim
<Marcus_> of course you can.
<Marcus_> you know svn?
<BP{k}> yes, in that way you can :P
<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en.
i would just like to read what they did if anything important on there.
<BP{k}> I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :)
<Marcus_> its your choice.
<Marcus_> perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site
<Milencho> i think the best choise is to waitin
<Milencho> slack 12.1 with kde 4.0
<Milencho> ;]]
<Marcus_> i am not sure if pv will already include it?
<BP{k}> I will be stunned and shocked if he did.
<ayaz> I will ditch slackware if he did.
<BP{k}> ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #440, 2008-01-13
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< eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers
< eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber
< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site
i login
< emunkki> what the heck are you talking about?
< eilart1> amarok
< hurra> 0o
< emunkki> uhm...
< fred> /o\\
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #441, 2008-01-13
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< lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #442, 2008-01-13
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( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher
( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C.
( Qrawl_) the steps guy
( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #443, 2008-01-15
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( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #444, 2008-01-15
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< JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled.
< straterra> Speak for yourself
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #445, 2008-01-17
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< thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living?
< mwalling_> not sure
< mwalling_> but he works night shifts
< straterra> IRC server tester
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #446, 2008-01-18
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< UFOzx> hi all
< straterra> hi
< UFOzx> how do you live
< straterra> i eat...drink..sleep
< UFOzx> are you from america :) ?
< straterra> have occassional sex
< straterra> yes..
< UFOzx> )) i'm too
< straterra> how do you live?
< UFOzx> but i'm from russia
< UFOzx> how life in america :) ?
 * mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms....
< straterra> mwalling: asl?
< straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #447, 2008-01-19
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< alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #448, 2008-01-19
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< nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ?
< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were
fscking?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #449, 2008-01-20
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< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing)
is a lot easier than you may think.
< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once,
all going in different directions that gets ugly
< Alan_Hicks> True.
< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a
country filled with airplanes?
< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't
like?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #450, 2008-01-21
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11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants
11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #451, 2008-01-22
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< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for
you. I make a very good living getting paid to do things other people
don't want to do.
< samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee
< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies
need love too!
< mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU
* mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #452, 2008-01-22
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< DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address?
< Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1
< Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #453, 2008-01-22
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<straterra> I'm pretty buff
<andarius> like in turtle wax ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #454, 2008-01-22
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< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a
rock in a pool
< Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density
< andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well
< cpunches> i float
< straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #455, 2008-01-22
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< straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k?
< W|GGL|T> ATDT
< Alan_Hicks> ATDH
< mwalling_> SKAWEEESH
< straterra> KKSSSSHHHSHSHHSSSHHH
< mwalling_> BEDOO BE DOO
< W|GGL|T> lol
< straterra> DadoooDOOOOOOO
< mwalling_>
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
< W|GGL|T> <busy tone>
< rob0_> NO CARRIER
< mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH
< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
< straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #456, 2008-01-22
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< slackerpete> phrag, its so small
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #457, 2008-01-25
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< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it
and I'll eat it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #458, 2008-01-25
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<@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway?
<@serclappie> no it wont i believe
<@serclappie> oh and additionally
<@serclappie> its Leopard
<@serclappie> not OSX
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #459, 2008-01-25
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15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs
faster?
		<i look at ebuild's name>

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #460, 2008-01-25
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<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a
picture of some guy opening up his butthole
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #461, 2008-01-25
%
 < SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear
 satanic messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will
 install Windows!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #462, 2008-01-27
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< mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!!
< mwalling> </tomcruise>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #463, 2008-01-27
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macavity humps fred
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #464, 2008-01-28
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< phrag> what just happened
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #465, 2008-01-28
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22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S
22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i
22:19 < W|GGL|T> i'm just VERY picky on what servers i join
22:19 < straterra> you should let me pwn you
22:19 < straterra> Eerrr..play ya
22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill?  cuz you're gonna get ravaged
22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #466, 2008-01-28
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< nullboy> fuck this sun thing
< mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis
< nullboy> the LOM port is NOICE
< Dominian> heh
< Dominian> Didy ou get in finally?
< nullboy> nope
< nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port
< nullboy> with heat transfer grease too

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #467, 2008-01-28
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< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x +
2) ?
< Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42
< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a
real number
< Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42
< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys
< Alan_Hicks> You're welcome.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #468, 2008-01-28
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< myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #469, 2008-01-28
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< myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #470, 2008-01-28
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< DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now
< rworkman> Hari Kari
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #471, 2008-01-29
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< dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #472, 2008-01-29
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<@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt
<@Dagmar> Satan might.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #473, 2008-01-29
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< myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the
		   basement for 3 days and it'll work again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #474, 2008-01-29
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<WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite
<Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b
<WIldnQIk> tell me
<Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #475, 2008-01-30
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< straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #476, 2008-01-30
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<straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #477, 2008-01-30
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< cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically
		   improve Debian overnight.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #478, 2008-01-30
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< straterra> COME ON
 ::: straterra whines
 < straterra> Come ooooonnnn
 < acidchild> bitch
 < fred> straterra's my bitch.
 < straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy
 < straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date
 < fred> Distance is an issue.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #479, 2008-01-30
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< TeMagic> !ask
<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly
what the problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what
architecture, etc...)
< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But
I can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence
no internet and no updates...
< TeMagic> nobody knows?
< TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway
< TeMagic> bye
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #480, 2008-02-01
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< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully
functional computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #481, 2008-02-03
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<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing
the /etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't
recognize a root account?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #482, 2008-02-03
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02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time
02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me
02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron
comes from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-)
02:57 < exile777> rofl
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #483, 2008-02-03
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< Astiv> what's the future of asm?
< lleksah> lol
< lleksah> nice one
< lleksah> 8/10
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #484, 2008-02-03
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< AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc
<@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #485, 2008-02-03
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< patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #486, 2008-02-04
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< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does
not, like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #487, 2008-02-05
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<sebbs> could someone help me?
<sebbs> my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #488, 2008-02-06
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<fouroftwenty> lol, what is this samba?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #489, 2008-02-06
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< fred> IA64 -> x86-64:
< fred> <intel> I made you a 64-bit processor
< fred> <amd> But I eated it.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #490, 2008-02-07
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< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last
night you dork :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #491, 2008-02-07
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< straterra> You have a woman
< straterra> Make her make us some drinks!
< rob0> yes, splendid idea
* straterra has a woman too
< straterra> Just..not in yelling distance
< straterra> Dominian: ping
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #492, 2008-02-07
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< rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #493, 2008-02-08
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* rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #494, 2008-02-08
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<fuo> hi
<fuo> what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #495, 2008-02-09
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< rworkman> man 8 buttplug
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #496, 2008-02-09
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< MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #497, 2008-02-09
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< MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX?
< MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #498, 2008-02-09
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<livinded> as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #499, 2008-02-10
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< fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #500, 2008-02-11
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< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda
backups fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files
.. might that be the reason?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #501, 2008-02-11
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< Dominian> great..
< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting
in a relay rack configuration
< Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME>
< Dominian> Send me non-versarails
< eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways
< Dominian> lol
< Dominian> lmfao
< thrice> lol

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #502, 2008-02-11
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< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday.
Which makes typing Es a little tingly.
< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e
in it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #503, 2008-02-11
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< Dominian> !topic remove 6
<@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #504, 2008-02-11
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< straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd!
< straterra> freenode^
< straterra> better and smarter?
< rworkman> Well, it was. ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #505, 2008-02-11
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<andarius> JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with
<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow.  Your idea is intriguing; can
I join your mailing list?
<andarius> only if you can string an inode :P
<andarius> we have standrads :)
<andarius> but spelling is not one of them ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #506, 2008-02-11
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 < Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn
 where the sun doesn't shine.
< JKWood> Urrr...
< rob0> oooooooh that burns
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #507, 2008-02-11
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<sybariten> isnt rmuser a linux standard command?
<sybariten> i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #508, 2008-02-11
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<nix_chix0r> i dont feel like shopping online for sperm
<nix_chix0r> figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #509, 2008-02-12
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< naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz
< naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
< naji-> whats lz?
< Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib.
< naji-> it wasnt me i swear
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #510, 2008-02-12
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< ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years?
<@mattl> ams: yes.
< ams> it has?
<@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE
	       MANAGER?!
<@mattl> ams: seriously. step down.
<@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more
	       capable release manager, like... anyone, do it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #511, 2008-02-12
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From #gnu:

ams: you really need to lighten up
ams: j00bar: like maybe go out a bit, and meet people...
baughj: now that's comedy
baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people
j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh*
ams: then we are three
ams: mattl is even worse than us!
amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking
a social life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for
drooling?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #512, 2008-02-12
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<Dagmar> I've exactly zero printing mojo.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #513, 2008-02-12
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22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #514, 2008-02-12
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< JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #515, 2008-02-12
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<rob0> maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #516, 2008-02-12
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< clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about...
< clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one?
< fophillips> Urm...
< fophillips> No hardware support?
< fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #517, 2008-02-12
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<gore_> Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #518, 2008-02-12
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<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed,
you should guess again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #519, 2008-02-12
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<JKWood> rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that?
<rob0> sorry I'm slow tonight
<gore_> wtf is a noobfarm?
<ananke> gore_ : that's where you become famous
<ananke> think of it as celebrity rehab
<gore_> wtf for?
<rworkman> Just go there already and you'll see.
<rworkman> :)
<rworkman> dot.org
<gore_> Celebrty rehab?
<JKWood> Yep.
<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the
public they're sorry they know how to have fun
<JKWood> You're not famous yet, although you will be.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #520, 2008-02-12
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<acidchild> you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #521, 2008-02-12
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<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location
of my external ip?
<andrea23> how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #522, 2008-02-12
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<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total
war, or dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not
sure whch to play :( and not sure which performs best on slackware,
been a while since I setup wine for it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #523, 2008-02-13
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< NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually?
< NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4
< NopaTop> 192.168.1.1.999 etc?
< NopaTop> people bitch that ipv4 address space is full
< NopaTop> but i've never seen 999.999.999.999
< NopaTop> it seems stupid to only use 255 numbers when you have 999
< NopaTop> just patch ifconfig to allow 999?
...
< NopaTop> [S+Z] Unknown command: /PART
< NopaTop> what is part supposed to do?
< NopaTop> humm i dunno how i leave a channel
< NopaTop> i've never had to do it before
< NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #524, 2008-02-13
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< danopia`school> is IRC = email?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #525, 2008-02-13
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-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked
up, again. See you in a bit!]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #526, 2008-02-13
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< skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App?
<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ;
/etc/rc.d/rc.syslog restart ; chvt 12
<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not
written to files.
<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little
bit further.
<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing
bad has happened.  ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #527, 2008-02-13
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<faileas> i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #528, 2008-02-13
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 < dadexter_laptop> he's your mom
< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a
snake venom out of her random lovers love-parts
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #529, 2008-02-13
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<nullboy> you bastards where the hell have you all been
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #530, 2008-02-13
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< mwalling_> question asked... lets see how long until i get my ass hole
		   reamed out

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #531, 2008-02-13
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<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should
move the binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the
info needed to find the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be
on the filesystem
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #532, 2008-02-13
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 < JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #533, 2008-02-13
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< straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M
sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were
fruitless
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #534, 2008-02-13
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<limac> what was the first unix OS?
<limac> minix?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #535, 2008-02-13
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< emma> what are the advantages of slackware?
< nullboy> emma: control
< charle97> emma: control
< macavity> emma: control
< JKWood> emma: control
< emma> wow you guys like control!
< rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #536, 2008-02-13
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<rob0> Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it.
<rworkman> rob0: assholes?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #537, 2008-02-13
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<rworkman> I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #538, 2008-02-13
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 * fred is a fan of /boot/ponies
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #539, 2008-02-14
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<Dominian> and .. a bus just drove by again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #540, 2008-02-14
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<emma> movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #541, 2008-02-15
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<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical
memory modules are installed without needing to pop the case open
and look?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #542, 2008-02-15
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<Picachoo>  how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading
updates? in kubuntu
<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show
some curtesy, and wait for answers there
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #543, 2008-02-15
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<K-Mash> hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #544, 2008-02-15
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<limac>		   well, g2g to good old bed :)
<JKWood>	I wish I was there.
<limac>		   see ya people tomorrow
<JKWood>	Well... my bed.
<limac>		    bbye
<JKWood>	Not your bed.
<limac>		   :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #545, 2008-02-15
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r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg
r3vld: thats the picture
nullboy: is that slackware?
nullboy: r3vld: what is that?
r3vld: slackware
Basho: I wondered that myself
r3vld: 12
BP{k}: that is *NOT* slackware
nullboy: that doesn't look like slackware to me
BP{k}: slackware does not use *yum-update .. whatever it is
nullboy: r3vld: can you explain this?
r3vld: its 12.0
r3vld: slackware
BP{k}: with yum?
r3vld: well i installed 12.0 slackware
nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up
***andarius smells a rat, a fedora rat or similar :o
r3vld: no redhat
nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting
nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting
r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get
slackware
r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error
r3vld: :(

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #546, 2008-02-15
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<pasta> wow, people still use slackware?
<Dominian> wow people still ask stupid questions?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #547, 2008-02-15
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<pasta> what is slackware known for?
<dadexter_laptop> not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #548, 2008-02-15
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<Dagmar>	I go to installfests and freaking birds practically
follow me around singing birdsong of harmony
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #549, 2008-02-15
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< jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on
integrating youtube into totem
< jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/
< Alan_Hicks> Pot.
< InspectorCluseau> GPot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #550, 2008-02-15
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<Liono>  why i cant see etc/sudoers    i have enabled to show hidden files
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #551, 2008-02-15
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<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i
have to backup and restore on a new empty raid?
<memeyou> does that question make sense?
<memeyou> or mdadm, that is
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #552, 2008-02-15
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<xp_prg> anyone know a good youtube proxy?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #553, 2008-02-15
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<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root
file system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #554, 2008-02-15
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< Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies]
< Triviette>  B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn
		   Monroe
< Triviette>  actually could act.
< Triviette> Hint: _ _ _   _ _ _ _
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #555, 2008-02-16
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<laptor> <sekhmet> I like gentoo but it's very hard :(
<sethk> it's not hard.	It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard.
<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken.  Gentoo is OMGFAST.
ZOOOOOOOOM!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #556, 2008-02-16
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< Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow
< Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #557, 2008-02-16
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< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop
in it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #558, 2008-02-16
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<Killab33z> where is my .wine directory?
<sethk> Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it  :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #559, 2008-02-16
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<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered
4 discs that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The
/dev/sdx1 devices are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all
discs as spares
<daniel> Ah
<daniel> Ok, I -A --force'ed them
<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought
the new mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D
<daniel> Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #560, 2008-02-16
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<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before
X? namely will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add
a command that will recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have
to mess around with the stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #561, 2008-02-16
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<straterra>	uh..no
<straterra>	and..guess what
<straterra>	im not in a pc
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #562, 2008-02-17
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<DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio.
<Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25
<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...--
-.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- -
<theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode?
<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the
commputer is totally invisible.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #563, 2008-02-17
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<+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though
	      my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the
	      card used
	      for that order to one with the right address, and have
	      locked my
	      account, and blacklisted my name/address combination,
	      and say
	      that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the
	      original
	      order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled
	      that
	      order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy
	      stuff from
	      them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening
	      again
	      after that now.)
<+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #564, 2008-02-18
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< christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #565, 2008-02-18
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< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus
music all the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping
and raising his hands in his tiny, POS saturn.
< LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #566, 2008-02-18
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<systemloc>	straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back
to sleep :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #567, 2008-02-18
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< acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans.
< acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now
< straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award!
< straterra> DING DING DING DING!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #568, 2008-02-18
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< livinded> whoa
< livinded> nice netsplit
< Dominian> hrm
< Dominian> Yeah.. that was huge
< livinded> I've seen bigger
< dadexter_laptop> that's what she said
< livinded> wow, I walked right into that one

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #569, 2008-02-18
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<MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time?
<theatro> can you get the fake one?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #570, 2008-02-18
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< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and
desktop and email so I can giggle
< straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San
Francisco...
< straterra> *cringe*
< mwalling_> heh
* mwalling_ giggles
< mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #571, 2008-02-18
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< peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #572, 2008-02-18
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03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS
03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys
03:25 < macavity> that was an oxymoron right there..
03:25 < mwalling_> macavity: ...
03:25 < JKwood> client for MS?
03:25 < JKwood> Yep.
03:25 < mwalling_> er
03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #573, 2008-02-18
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< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd
like it
< straterra> Lies
< gore_> What kind of music do you like?
< BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;)
< straterra> BP{k}: You caught me
< straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats
< JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it.
< JKwood> You'd love it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #574, 2008-02-18
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* spook fscks Dominian
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #575, 2008-02-19
%
<Anarkhi> anyone here?
<theatro> just ask
<Anarkhi> i have
* theatro has quit ("Mummy, do robots make babies?")
<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and
quiting -.-
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #576, 2008-02-19
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< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take
before there is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #577, 2008-02-19
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* fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #578, 2008-02-19
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<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a
weight complex?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #579, 2008-02-19
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<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to?  sudo cat fstab.txt >>
/etc/fstab
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #580, 2008-02-19
%
22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so
22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall?
23:08 < Pensicola> distracted
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #581, 2008-02-20
%
[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted
point of view it only exists out of customary procedure
[16:59] <andarius> lol
[16:59] <deoks> Yes.
[16:59] <deoks> Some do see people as programs :)
[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: It's what we call 'building rapport'
[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: Think of it as logging in and establishing
permissions :D
[17:00] <nullboy> lol
[17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P
[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a
privledge escallation on some ppl
[17:01] <systemloc> sp?
[17:02] <andarius> permission regression :o
[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable
prism wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue.
[17:03] <systemloc> JKWood: eh?
[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world
you might get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter
[17:04] <phrag> lol
[17:04] <andarius> but that can lead to child processes ....
[17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware.
[17:04] <phrag> haha
[17:04] <nullboy> hahaha
[17:04] <andarius> then you are stuck with responsibility to the system :(
[17:04] <andarius> admin for life you are
[17:04] <nullboy> lmao
[17:05] <nullboy> oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption
[17:05] <andarius> lol
[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to
spawn, but before they fork from the mother process
[17:05] <andarius> ahh yes
[17:05] <systemloc> this is, of course, very controversial
[17:06] <andarius> some also remove the ability of the code to replicate
completely. then port probing is considered safe
[17:06] <phrag> think of the malware!
[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code,
and when does it have the right to run to it's natural completion?
[17:06] <andarius> as null bits are used for firing
[17:07] <phrag> noobfarm ^
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #582, 2008-02-20
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< fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles
< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're
screw deliverers.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #583, 2008-02-20
%
Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party.
amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset.
amrit unchecks the E series
amrit- Don't want that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #584, 2008-02-20
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 < rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ...
< fred> Have a lemon party!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #585, 2008-02-20
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[12:24] <AbortRetryFail>	I'm just praying to the gods of *nix
and what better place to do that than in an IRC channel?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #586, 2008-02-20
%
<andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #587, 2008-02-20
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[14:41] <rob0> Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut
[14:42] <jpipkin> haha
[14:42] <Dagmar> Mmm... berliner
[14:42] <jpipkin> auslander :-/
[14:42] Action: Rixon eats rob0
[14:43] <jpipkin> woh kinky
[14:43] <rob0> That makes it officially a lemon party.
[14:43] <Rixon> lol#
[14:43] <Rixon> got a cup?
[14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window.
[14:44] <Rixon> hahah
[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are
worrying about
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #588, 2008-02-20
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< docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware]
< volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM?
< docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system
< mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor!
< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly
then you :P
< volkerdi> hehe
< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather
gimp outfit...mmmmm
< thrice`> easy straterra
< straterra> do i gotta?


			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #589, 2008-02-20
%
<rworkman>	In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it
your way.
<straterra>	rworkman, why the hell not?! :(
<straterra>	can we get it your way?
<nullboy>	you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper
off first and move patties around
<rworkman>	bingo :)
<straterra>	damn
<straterra>	im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo
<rworkman>	heh
<JKWood>	And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire.
<JKWood>	Flame-broiled has its disadvantages.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #590, 2008-02-20
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*	spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel
<peacedog>	Frozen eel or Lemony Knife?
*	JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #591, 2008-02-20
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<Old_Fogie>	AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable'
<nullboy>	lol
<nullboy>	he said box
<Old_Fogie>	What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL
<AbortRetryFail>	do you /really/ want to know?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #592, 2008-02-20
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-!- hades_ has joined #freenode
< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds
of it.. Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu?
-!- Vaajda has joined #freenode
< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at
the same time
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #593, 2008-02-21
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< mwalling> i think i can fake it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #594, 2008-02-21
%
<CarlFK> sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by
usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd
<CarlFK> is there something that will rm all of those?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #595, 2008-02-21
%
<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different
than windows
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #596, 2008-02-21
%
<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable
by a script like with php, what group should my www folder be
<joshuamc> the same as apache? same as php?
<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable
is by doing 777 on them and that's dangerous
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #597, 2008-02-21
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<sethk> how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy?
<Fiver> sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #598, 2008-02-21
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< fred> Lemon party... tasty.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #599, 2008-02-22
%
< JKWood> andarius:  You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see,
I fertilize it heavily. ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #600, 2008-02-22
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<frog> what's the command to compile tex in vim?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #601, 2008-02-22
%
<k1lumin4t1> what's the correct english name for those CD round labels?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #602, 2008-02-22
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( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #603, 2008-02-22
%
<SpookyET> I'm a fishhole
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #604, 2008-02-23
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<jefreee_c> JKWood is ddossing me
<jefreee_c> someone help
<JKWood> Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's.  Uh-huh.
<andarius> JKWood: dont forget your phone ;)
<JKWood> Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #605, 2008-02-25
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msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently
pressing do nothing ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #606, 2008-02-25
%
<nullboy> i'm going to grow a bear like stallman
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #607, 2008-02-25
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<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos
<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge
?
<AcTiVaTe> Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read
elementary stuff 1st
<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat
about it?
<DGMurdockIII> i am reading
<DGMurdockIII> im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine
<AcTiVaTe> It enables the repository containing wine
<DGMurdockIII> could u help me do with it please cose im stuk
<DGMurdockIII> on one of the steps
<AcTiVaTe> Which one?
<DGMurdockIII> priority=N step
<AcTiVaTe> N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly
<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or
repo's as they call em
<DGMurdockIII> ok i get that but i can save the file
<DGMurdockIII> can't
<AcTiVaTe> So use su or sudo
<DGMurdockIII> dont know now how to do
<DGMurdockIII> i now how to uses su when it ask to be root for a cooand
<DGMurdockIII> but i dont now where to uses su now or what
<AcTiVaTe> just put sudo before the command
<AcTiVaTe> or su -c
<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be
more clear
<DGMurdockIII> i do now i need root acase
<DGMurdockIII> WTF
<DGMurdockIII> dont do that again
<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and
use google you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #608, 2008-02-25
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< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome.  It's a cell phone charm,
and it matches my razr.  :)
< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay.	I just happen to like
properly accessorizing.
< thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #609, 2008-02-26
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< thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/
< Dominian> whoa
< Dominian> stallman quit emacs!?
< nullboy> yep
< Dominian> If that's true.. THANK YOU GOD!
< Dominian> we can remove it from slackware
< nullboy> hahaha
< nullboy> oh man that's hilarious

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #610, 2008-02-26
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< nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/
< nullboy> 22M	   e/
< thrice`> what's the installed size, though ?
< Dominian> heh
< nullboy> 1.21TB
< thrice`> lol
< Dominian> hahah

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #611, 2008-02-26
%
<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line,
where do I get the commands I can use in the command line?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #612, 2008-02-26
%
 < fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #613, 2008-02-27
%
< thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #614, 2008-02-27
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<Dagmar>	But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run
out of RAM and don't have swap.
<Dagmar>	THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing
blindly, like a drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun.
<rob0>		   Like Alan_Hicks.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #615, 2008-02-27
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<mingdao> My wife is about to crawl my rear  ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #616, 2008-02-27
%
<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it
to forget that you're logged into a website?  I already tried going to
the stored passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #617, 2008-02-27
%
<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm
looking for a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on
the net. i've only linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #618, 2008-02-27
%
<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire
straits of a vtXXX emulator :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #619, 2008-02-27
%
<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a
remote machine?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #620, 2008-02-28
%
< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with
deliberate exaggeration
< JD> pixie: it's called pedentry
< pixie> pedantry*
< JD> pixie: see
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #621, 2008-02-28
%
< mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT
< Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL?
< mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in
CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #622, 2008-02-28
%
<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -=
foo doesnt work for me?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #623, 2008-02-28
%
<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were
out in full force today.
<phos-phoros> hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females.
<phos-phoros> yes-siree bob
<phos-phoros> !1
<gdb> mmm
<gdb> milfies
<gdb> yum yum
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #624, 2008-02-28
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< acidchild> after i get it up
< acidchild> show em i'm can do it
< acidchild> slack is going on there.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #625, 2008-02-29
%
<Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind
<JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #626, 2008-02-29
%
< AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes
< AthlonRob> s/is //g
< AthlonRob> err
< AthlonRob> awe screw it
< AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon
< AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #627, 2008-02-29
%
< Alan_Hicks> Question...
< Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket
		    back home?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #628, 2008-02-29
%
* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of
jerky and cough them up later.
* Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #629, 2008-02-29
%
<dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel?
<dvh> hallo...
<dvh> irc sucks
<dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #630, 2008-02-29
%
<JKWood>	fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun,
I'd imagine.
<jpipkin>	my little toy is a lot more fun
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #631, 2008-02-29
%
<dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #632, 2008-03-01
%
< ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds
< Dagmar> ananke: We know that.  We see them joining here every day.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #633, 2008-03-02
%
< Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #634, 2008-03-02
%
< whatsgood> don't taze me bro
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
< whatsgood> duuuuude why'd yah taze me man
::: acidchild maces whatsgood
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
< edman007> stop resisting!
::: acidchild fires a few nail in to whatsgood's head.
::: acidchild batons whatsgood's knee caps
< acidchild> WHERES MY MONEY BITCH
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
::: edman007 kicks whatsgood
< edman007> whatsgood, ready to pay up?
::: acidchild breaks two whatsgood ribs
< acidchild> don't make me move up your chest
< acidchild> one will go in to your lungs
< edman007> acidchild, move down...
::: acidchild breaks two more of whatsgood's ribs
< acidchild> tazer him bro, so he shakes the rib in
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
::: edman007 starts to wonder if whatsgood is still alive
< acidchild> lets go
< acidchild> he'll be around with the money soon
::: edman007 takes the lunch money and splits it up
< acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos?
< edman007> no :(

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #635, 2008-03-03
%
< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt
contest..and not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #636, 2008-03-03
%
19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #637, 2008-03-03
%
(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's
permanent.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #638, 2008-03-03
%
<ezguy> is UML consider a virtual machine ?
<ezguy> evermind
<ezguy> is wine hq consider an app  or emulation?
<sekhmet> ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API
<ezguy> ok, i'll call it api.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #639, 2008-03-03
%
<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one
group of users?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #640, 2008-03-03
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* Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #641, 2008-03-03
%
<`Abo>	apache logs?
<mwalling>	`Abo: no, the logs out of my ass...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #642, 2008-03-04
%
<BillyCrook2> damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #643, 2008-03-04
%
<acidchild> i only moved the wire a lil bit!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #644, 2008-03-04
%
 < BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and
 demand they surrender ...

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #645, 2008-03-05
%
< Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #646, 2008-03-05
%
< MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os
< MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat
 < MidnightToker> bye bye linux
[*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit
[Quit: Leaving]
<@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #647, 2008-03-05
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< acidchild> andarius: go ahead
< acidchild> no nuts.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #648, 2008-03-05
%
< wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #649, 2008-03-05
%
< kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root
< kamaji> what the tits.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #650, 2008-03-05
%
< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from
a gentoo page
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #651, 2008-03-05
%
this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink.

root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues.
root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally
root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #652, 2008-03-06
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<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |  D	  |
<@lamby> | DDD	  |
<@lamby> |	O |
<@lamby> |     XOO|
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@lamby> +--------+
<@lamby> It's IRC tetris time
<@benji> rofl
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |  D	  |
<@lamby> | DDD	O |
<@lamby> |     XOO|
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@lamby> +--------+
<@benji> Bah, I was too slow.
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |  D	O |
<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@Faux> Can't play this. D:
<@benji> ...
<@lamby> |  X	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |  D	O |
<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@Faux> LEFT LEFT
<@lamby> +--------+
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |  D	O |
<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
<@benji> Lambytris is slow.
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@lamby> +--------+
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D
<@lamby> |  D	O |
<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@lamby> +--------+
<@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |  D	O |
<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
<@Faux> DOWN
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@benji> SPACE
<@lamby> +--------+
<@Faux> JINX
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X	  |
<@lamby> |X D	O |
<@lamby> |XDDD XOO|
<@lamby> |####XXXO|
<@lamby> +--------+

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #653, 2008-03-06
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< rob0> Mine isn't long enough
< rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #654, 2008-03-06
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< rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #655, 2008-03-06
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Received via email:

If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so
different?
Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2
Duo, or Opteron?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #656, 2008-03-06
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< straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?!

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #657, 2008-03-06
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< ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style
< fred> You mean 'working' ? :p
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #658, 2008-03-07
%
<juice> i better go too bed before I get in trouble
<juice> later all
<whatsgood> before you get in trouble from who?
<juice> I dunno
<juice> myself
<echelon_> thanks
<whatsgood> yeah i feel ill after the coffee i guess i'll sleep too
<echelon_> there's no such thing
<juice> I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep
<whatsgood> yeah i have an interview in 8
<juice> nice
<ayaz> I am _at_ work.	That, I guess, is a good enough reason to
fall asleep.
<whatsgood> nah i am gonna ditch it
<juice> ayaz, haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #659, 2008-03-07
%
<Chuckbot> New news from
http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml: 2008-03-08
08:12:43 UTC
<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later.	nice job shitbot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #660, 2008-03-09
%
< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a
yeast infection
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #661, 2008-03-09
%
<@alphageek> \o
< mwalling> morn
< karlmag> \o
< karlmag> uhm
< karlmag> o/
< mwalling> \o/
< mwalling> M
< mwalling> C
< mwalling> A

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #662, 2008-03-10
%
< fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update?
<@fred> Either:
<@fred> a) linux
<@fred> b) BSD
<@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #663, 2008-03-10
%
< limac> andarius: what to google?
< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding
you may need to ask some one else
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #664, 2008-03-10
%
< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f
log. It was painful.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #665, 2008-03-11
%
< mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #666, 2008-03-11
%
< Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #667, 2008-03-11
%
< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite
odd, having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind)

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #668, 2008-03-11
%
< zeroday> anyone here done any java?
< TJF> HAI
< TJF> CAN HAS PERL?
< TJF> I HAS A VAR
< TJF> IM IN YR LOOP
< TJF>	UP VAR!!1
< TJF>	VISIBLE VAR
< TJF>	IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
< TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP
< TJF> KTHXBYE
< zeroday> ...
< zeroday> lolcode != java kthx

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #669, 2008-03-11
%
 < systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was
 stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting
 corpse, screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #670, 2008-03-12
%
< blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment
< fredrikh> good :)
< blauzahl> want some dancing girls? ;)
< fred> Can I have some too?
< blauzahl> fred: blog about how wonderful khtml is and you can have some
< fred> Erm...
< blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you?
< fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139
< fred> Where's my dancing girls?
< fred> ¬_¬
< blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet?
< fred> Yes.
< blauzahl> that post?
< blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm*
< fred> yup
< fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #671, 2008-03-12
%
< straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :(
< straterra_> they are descriminating!
< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and
put a pair of socks in the front.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #672, 2008-03-12
%
 < fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel
 products we don't ask questions about.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #673, 2008-03-13
%
<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or
iptables?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #674, 2008-03-13
%
< straterra> I paid for Office 2008
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #675, 2008-03-14
%
< Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me?
< Daviey> russian roulette?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #676, 2008-03-14
%
(Note: today's date is 3/14/08)
[08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY!
[08:28] * CaptObviousman throws a pie at your face
[08:28] < mgrossie> Hmmmm... guess there's not an hour and minute to be
extracted from it.
[08:28] < mgrossie> Wait
[08:28] < mgrossie> 15:92
[08:28] < mgrossie> That could be military time
[08:28] < mgrossie> Nope... note the 92 part, really
[08:29] < CaptObviousman> well, in 7 years we could have 3/14/15 9:26:54
[08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse
[08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit
[08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #677, 2008-03-14
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14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there
14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but
dpkg returns
		 error 2....
14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg?
14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :)
14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;)
14:21 < ^A^kira> doh///
14:21 < jkwood> It's all good.
14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #678, 2008-03-14
%
< rworkman> /c/c
< rworkman> shit

45 minutes later in another channel:

<+rworkman> /c/c
<+rworkman> Damn.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #679, 2008-03-14
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* andarius kicks php :(
* fred hugs php
* jkwood hug fred
* fred calls the police
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #680, 2008-03-15
%
<jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack?
* jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #681, 2008-03-15
%
##slackware :
<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde,
and they thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's
trying to stop their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing
a suicidal bomb attack on kde team
<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding
photos here
<Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #682, 2008-03-17
%
<Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #683, 2008-03-17
%
<vivekv> hello?  is anybody in here who is actually here?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #684, 2008-03-17
%
< mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner
< mwalling> ernor
< mwalling> fuck
* mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #685, 2008-03-18
%
 <kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite
 happy.
 * fred gives drijen kethry
 <kethry> LOL that's not what i meant!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #686, 2008-03-18
%
00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister?
00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin?
00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know.,

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #687, 2008-03-18
%
01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #688, 2008-03-19
%
-!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware
< Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ?
< rworkman> Pip: no. How would you possibly arrive at that conclusion?
< Meckafett> no, why would you think that?
< BP{k}> rworkman: by magic eightball?
< Pip> Just guess
< rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #689, 2008-03-19
%
< ananke> i want a pony
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #690, 2008-03-19
%
<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device
based on a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents
of /home/foo/bar ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #691, 2008-03-20
%
<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want
to upload it into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one,
i got the ftp login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line,
is that possible?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #692, 2008-03-20
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<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script
? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 , im trying to upload file to ftp using
ssh... its not working

Contents from pastebin.

#!/bin/sh

ftp -n <<END
open DESTINATIONSERVER
binary
user USERID PASSWORD
put /var/www/file.php
bye
END
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #693, 2008-03-20
%
20:05 < joeyh> =head1 SEE ALSO
20:05 < joeyh>	   Yellowstone National Park.
20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #694, 2008-03-21
%
< andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this
		  thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive
		  to
		  most. those who could catch sight of it and understand
		  it
		  were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was
		  a special
		  land. not like this land we see now, this internet ....

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #695, 2008-03-21
%
<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there,
and I'm not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #696, 2008-03-22
%
< Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist
C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme
< quinophex> whoa...
< quinophex> this is apache on windows?
< Viperfang> Yeah
< Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #697, 2008-03-22
%
13:35  * straterra mutters
13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card
13:36 < thrice`> yeah, that *COULDN'T* have been you
13:37 < straterra> It wasn't
13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #698, 2008-03-23
%
< cpunches> alphageek, ping
* karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something
< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else
might be able to answer?
< cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source
community can be put down on a resume probably not.  thank you, though.
* ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #699, 2008-03-24
%
< Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire
		    cpunches.  He does things because they feel good, not
		    because they are the best thing to do.
< cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :)
< ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be
		in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few
		decades
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #700, 2008-03-24
%
< CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my
underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower
< CaptHowdy_> i will e back in about 10mins
< CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz
<@Caesar86> i will

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #701, 2008-03-24
%
< TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide
	      that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in
	      slackware
	      and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left
	      now are
	      mine and root. Which accounts should i restore?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #702, 2008-03-25
%
-!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined
	  ##slackware
< neuro_sys> curl vs wget ?
< unixfool> either one
< neuro_sys> vim vs emacs?
< unixfool> troll
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #703, 2008-03-25
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< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python
(needed to rebuild it)
< sef-main> now I get:
< sef-main> emerge -av python
< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter:
No such file or directory

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #704, 2008-03-25
%
< straterra> bleh
< straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime
< straterra> and a brain that says 'fuck sleep, paaartay'
< straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat
< drijen> cat owns you.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #705, 2008-03-25
%
00:20:49 <DemonScrypt>	 why must slackware be so unforgiving
00:21:12 <alienBOB>	 DemonScrypt: natural selection at work

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #706, 2008-03-26
%
< mikegrb> jelly beans > sex
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #707, 2008-03-26
%
<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it
releases less frequently
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #708, 2008-03-26
%
< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own
IPv6 intranet?

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #709, 2008-03-26
%
<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a
game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #710, 2008-03-27
%
<@gitrdun^> i right good viruses
<@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write.
<@gitrdun^> yep i am
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #711, 2008-03-27
%
2148	      BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo
2148	      BP{k} | feck.
2148	      BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #712, 2008-03-27
%
10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though
10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #713, 2008-03-27
%
< straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #714, 2008-03-27
%
convivial> hi!
<convivial> is this channel dead or what?
<killfill> just sleepy i guess... :P
<elb> you've been here for one minute and said nothing useful
<convivial> ok :)
<jmLeBlanc> lol
<elb> pardon our lack of reaction :-P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #715, 2008-03-28
%
rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #716, 2008-03-28
%
< dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ?
< emacsen> you don't
< emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #717, 2008-03-29
%
<@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA
<DrDiamond> at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA
<@Anheuser-Busch> heh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #718, 2008-03-29
%
< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming
me repeatedly.	Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables?
< formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP
< mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR
< mjj29> MIRROR is excellent
< mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #719, 2008-03-31
%
< muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's.
< muraii> Likewise, Fox.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #720, 2008-04-01
%
< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising
domain rates the max possible every year.  Because the price of oil is
really affecting domain name costs.
<@caker> gotta lube the tubes
<@caker> that didn't sound right
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #721, 2008-04-01
%
<+ARKANSAS> hey
<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says
something about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed
that it was just automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to
check them and they are messages piled up from real people LOL (how does
one leave one such a message?).
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #722, 2008-04-02
%
< FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD?
< jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept.
< tom4000> :)
* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for
which one takes control, mortal-kombat style
< tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #723, 2008-04-02
%
<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable
than mine?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #724, 2008-04-02
%
^}^: my channel is registered by another guy
^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net  but #freesocial is registered.
ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have.
^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook
fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it ¬_¬

quick trip to freesocial.net reveals

·Ç³£±§Ç¸£¬µ±Ç°Õ¾µã²»ÔÚÐí¿ÉµÄÄÚ²âÃûµ¥ÖС£
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #725, 2008-04-03
%
(3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird
(3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #726, 2008-04-03
%
* benji has run x86_64 since 2004
* fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004
* fred wins
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #727, 2008-04-04
%
< jkwood> fred, you're such a tease.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #728, 2008-04-04
%
(BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project)

< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) «Time between
releases is too long». http://bugs.debian.org/31581
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #729, 2008-04-04
%
* Colourafication goes back to listening to malmsteen
<Colourafication> play fat man play!
<+DrDiamond> He's still relevent?
<Colourafication> sure
<@Anheuser-Busch> ive played on the same stage as malmsteen before
<@Anheuser-Busch> no, not the same night
<Colourafication> hah no kidding, where Anheuser-Busch
<@Anheuser-Busch> The I-Rock Nightclub in detroit
<@Anheuser-Busch> www.irocknightclub.com
<@Anheuser-Busch> there have been some rather big names play there
<@Anheuser-Busch> you go in there.. and i swear.. you travel back in time
<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked in there in tshirt and jeans
<+DrDiamond> fitting for Malmsteen then
<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard
print spandex
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #730, 2008-04-04
%
< Alan_Hicks> Damn this is a tough decision.
< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a
successful suicide is a big reward.
< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to
botch it and then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him.
< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks: thats why we have a  .45 backup
< Alan_Hicks> ThomasY: I like the way you think.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #731, 2008-04-08
%
< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible
in FF, but you have to work to get them.
< rob0> konq, OTOH, has it all set up for me
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #732, 2008-04-08
%
< nullboy> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/jkwood/brain
< nullboy> u haz zeroed!!!
< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #733, 2008-04-09
%
< sw> heh.. helpdesk is FUBAR
< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list)..
these apps are down due to a major outage
< sw> cows in the server room?
< sw> oops
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #734, 2008-04-10
%
Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up
to 7 on my list lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #735, 2008-04-10
%
< Kaapa> I'm sure you can make a apt-get install slackware in ubuntu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #736, 2008-04-10
%
< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send
the right data.
< CaptObviousman> wait, they did? I thought that was an impossibility
< mgrossie> Apparently, someone actually opened the file
< mgrossie> I didn't know they knew how
 * CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED!
< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the
double click
< mgrossie> You gotta be quick
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #737, 2008-04-11
%
( tinok) instant message?
( dexen) tinok: whaddya mean by that, a *private* message?
( BP{k}) dexen: I think he wants to have hotnetsex with you :P
( tinok) like open dialouge window
( dexen) from irc import dialogue
( dexen) dialogue = dialogue.Dialogue()
( dexen) window = dialogue.open()
( dexen) here :P
( tinok) i never been in here
( tinok) was wondering if it is possible to chat in window
* dexen performs a carefull headdesk
( dexen) are you, tinok, a gnome user by any chance?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #738, 2008-04-11
%
< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called
System.map.gz?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #739, 2008-04-14
%
< JasonWard> I don't understand compilers so I just use python or asm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #740, 2008-04-14
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< andarius> i need to have a point on irc?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #741, 2008-04-14
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< neale> sorry guys pedialyte tastes like butt
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #742, 2008-04-14
%
(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is
beyond pathetic
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #743, 2008-04-14
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< andarius> LnxSlck: welcome to a devel version ...
< LnxSlck> andarius: i know ;)
< LnxSlck> andarius: no big problem
< andarius> surely you are a capable devel and can fix that ;)
 * charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0
< LnxSlck> andarius: yeah.. right... lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #744, 2008-04-15
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* thrice` makes a move on rob0's daughter
< rob0> thrice`++ :)
< rob0> you have our blessing
< BP{k}> rob0: .. but .. he has a mac!
< thrice`> ok, mac does NOT mean i'm homosexual
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #745, 2008-04-16
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< Larhzu> Seeing what kind of stuff a friend studies at telecommunications
technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally
random 2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins
at each lecture.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #746, 2008-04-16
%
< VOYAGER>  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #747, 2008-04-18
%
< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :(
< tvtoon> I do :()
< tvtoon> WHat is it about?
< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance
between your ears
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #748, 2008-04-19
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< mwalling> kethry's quick an easy are usually pretty good
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #749, 2008-04-19
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< Bladedsha> any promo codes going atm?
< Schroeder> Bladedsha: my penis is a promo code
< Bladedsha> didnt know ur penis was big enough to name
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #750, 2008-04-19
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< fred> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
(at news.bbc.co.uk)
< andarius> stand by while i go prevent cancer ...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #751, 2008-04-20
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< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode,
and i can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt
use the proxy, how come?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #752, 2008-04-20
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< echelon_> i can't get it up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #753, 2008-04-21
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<Codi> Windows is unprotected sex. Linux is using a condom, the
       pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #754, 2008-04-21
%
<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of
context.. http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #755, 2008-04-21
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* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to
get away on the bed :o
< ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman
< ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost
< andarius> exactly
< ThomasY> On a big grid
< andarius> only no pac man faces :o
 * BP{k} chomps kethry
< ThomasY> zomg
< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home*
 * andarius hopes she gets regenerated
< ThomasY> ahahahahaha
< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
< andarius> run kethry run !!
< kethry>
wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
< ThomasY> omfg
< ThomasY> im dying
< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
 * BP{k} glomps kethry
< ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!!
< BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!!
< ThomasY> zomg
< ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN!
 * BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:)
< BP{k}> LOL#
< ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while
< kethry> ok.. enough
< kethry> cos my jaw hurts
< ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something
< kethry> and tears are pouring down my face
 * andarius offers a tissue
< ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying!
< kethry> thankyou, andarius
< kethry>
wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #756, 2008-04-21
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< caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again
< edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git
< ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel
< ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to
	   follow basic instructions
< caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and
	   telling me not to do what causes the problem
< gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #757, 2008-04-22
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Me: headdesk?
Seth: something like that..
Seth: lost in logic
Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); }
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #758, 2008-04-22
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< Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children,
     so they know thier true master before they know anything else
<@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu.
 * Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu
<@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book.
<@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read.
< Torso> Baby's First Mythos?
 * Torso knows the guy who wrote that
<@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #759, 2008-04-22
%
<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole
lot of spam?  preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra
and whatnot.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #760, 2008-04-22
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< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server
and desktop editions?
< nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions
< ThomasY> dunno
< fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #761, 2008-04-24
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< lotec> carmelcoated:	wtf are you from?
< caramelcoated> wtf am i from
< caramelcoated> ?
< lotec> where the fuck
< caramelcoated> oh cali
< lotec> lead paint on the walls still?
< caramelcoated> what?
< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US
homes with lead paint in them
< lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #762, 2008-04-24
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-!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed
the connection]
< straterra> Bye shell
< thrice`> pwned
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #763, 2008-04-24
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< thrice`> w00t
< thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor
< CaptObviousman> heh
< jkwood> How did they get the couch in your apartment?
< CaptObviousman> has it been peed on?
< CaptObviousman> do a smell test first
< jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #764, 2008-04-24
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< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug
commercials claim like 1 in 8 people got that
< Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ...
< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial,
I guess.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #765, 2008-04-24
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< jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog
		in noobfarm quotes?
< caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra
< lotec> #65 for Straterra
< caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown
< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper
that you
		       became calm
< caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like
		       FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
< jkwood> *headdesk*

< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down
after she
		  said it _might_ cause impotense
< p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun
< lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway
< Soul_keeper> lol
< p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p
< caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency?
< caramelcoated> FUCK
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #766, 2008-04-24
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< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be
running arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #767, 2008-04-24
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<PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay
<lotec> just his boyfriend
jkwood sneaks out the side door
<caramelcoated> im not gay.
<lotec> see i told yea
<Soul_keeper> lol
<p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #768, 2008-04-24
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<lotec> LinuxyErin:  http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/
<LinuxyErin> hmm thanks
<lotec> LinuxyErin: know how i found that?
<lotec> www.google.com
<LinuxyErin> what did you type in
<LinuxyErin> cuz whatever i typed in was wrong apparently
<lotec> xfce themes
<lotec> 8th one down
<nullboy> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #769, 2008-04-24
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< th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped
< echelon_> don't use it?
-!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit
	  [Client Quit]
< echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer
< rworkman> Imagine how kde feels.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #770, 2008-04-24
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< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number:
1.6092	how can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc;
and I get -.6092
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #771, 2008-04-24
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< edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis
< caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007.
 * edman007 shoots the grammar nazi
< nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here?
< exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence?
 * nix_chix0r does not care
 * edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care
< nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me
< caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r
< nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome.
< Sandman1> wtf
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #772, 2008-04-24
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< twolf> grilled cheese.
< nix_chix0r> yeah man
< caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm
< caramelcoated> mmmmm
< edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i
		  don't need any more
< nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though
< nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that
< caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty
< twolf> I got some meunster
< nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz
< caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream
		       brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant
< caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends
< edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they
		  usually sell stuff like cheese
< nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk
< caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting
		       diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and
		       crapped my towel
< twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that
	       stuff
< caramelcoated> SUCKED
< nix_chix0r> unless it's organic
< nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty
< nix_chix0r> so its soy
< twolf> soy milk is pretty good
< nix_chix0r> i like it on my wheaties
< nix_chix0r> vanilla kind
< edman007> soy milk sucks
< edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the
		  fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have
		  boobies
< edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull?
< twolf> less violent than bull milking
< caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're
		 milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont
		 like the IDEA.
< twolf> lmao
< edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call
		  that orange juice
< caramelcoated> bull juice...
< edman007> caramelcoated, lol
< caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons,
		       i am going to KILL you edman007.
< edman007> hahahahahha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #773, 2008-04-24
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< cpunches> wow.  you must be an idiot.
[snip]
< cpunches> $otherPerson: troll
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #774, 2008-04-27
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<acidchild> what happens if you do
<acidchild> mkdir /mnt/addfs ; mount -t reiserfs /dev/hdb1 /mnt/addfs
<acidchild> what does that say?
<acidchild> as root too
*large pause*
<acidchild> what do you do? jerk off between each command? hurry up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #775, 2008-04-27
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<acidchild> i do apologise for my genetics.
<acidchild> i think i'm still under warranty, lemme find the paper work
<acidchild> i'll send myself back
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #776, 2008-04-27
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< jkwood> chmod +sexy fred
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #777, 2008-04-28
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LoganTheRed: CaptObviousman: I love your chicken
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #778, 2008-04-28
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< CaptObviousman> cyberbot: mmmm, that feels so good
< CaptObviousman> IMEAN!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #779, 2008-04-28
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< ThomasY> wget http://free.bestbareback.com/03/images/2.wmv
< ThomasY> damnitt
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #780, 2008-04-28
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< NullM0dem> For those about to Slack!
< slakmag1k> we salute you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #781, 2008-04-28
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< ThomasY> is cpunches kinda like..a donkey punch?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #782, 2008-04-28
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<+Duchess> Dear gods, did everyone get shot with the asshole virus today?
 * Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today
<+Pensicola> it tasted like ass, if you can believe it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #783, 2008-04-29
%
< jkwood> TB always gets my midichlorians up.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #784, 2008-05-01
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< LoganTheRed> it's quiet
< LoganTheRed> crickets
* andarius steps on zee crickets
< LoganTheRed> >:-o
< andarius> they were too lound :(
< LoganTheRed> genocidal maniac!
< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist.
Our andarius is growing up so fast!
< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load
of dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the
bottom of shoes ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #785, 2008-05-01
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< rrrggghhh> all i want to do is have broad conceptual conversations
		   about linux with no grounding in reality
< rrrggghhh> is there a channel for that
< nullboy> ##nonsense
< rrrggghhh> i would have accepted #ubuntu or #debian
< jkwood> You might try #cpunches.  That would be a good place for broad
		conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in
		reality.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #786, 2008-05-02
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* lotec checks his wigle status
* kethry read that as *lotec checks his wife status
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #787, 2008-05-02
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( heret|c) the people who call themselves hackers. are on about the
	   same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie
	   blankets or towels around their neck
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #788, 2008-05-03
%
Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally
removed it with sudo deluser root
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #789, 2008-05-04
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< CaptObviousman> my god, so god damn busy right now
< CaptObviousman> why do people keep stopping by my office!!!
< CaptObviousman> how can I possibly irc if I keep getting bothered
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #790, 2008-05-06
%
* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the
machine off that he was doing a dist-upgrade on
< Bdragon> That's what post-it notes are for.
< HoopyCat> silverblade:  assume good faith!  perhaps it was on fire,
or maybe the power went out.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #791, 2008-05-07
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< jkwood> Going to go eat Mcdonalds.  Yes, the whole restaurant.
< rob0> ewww, watch out for the food. The furniture tastes better.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #792, 2008-05-07
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< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get
deep w/ my asterisk install atm
< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you need to hire a consultant.
< nullb1t> hahaha, personal server
< nullb1t> thanks anyways
< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail.  Asterisk has a steep learning
curve and requires much time to learn
< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good
year 2 years ago
< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to
know linux, networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware.
< nullb1t> but I work too much and smoke to much weed to remember much
< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand.  I don't have the time for skydiving.
I plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for
the best.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #793, 2008-05-08
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* CaptObviousman teabags thrice`
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #794, 2008-05-08
%
< gnubien> mmm chocolate covered bacon:
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg
 < ThomasY> gnubien: slow page
 < ThomasY> Very..very..very slow
 < gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;)
 < ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too
 < chopp_> heh
 < cpunches> ...my site isn't slow...
 < cpunches> :/
 < ThomasY> FAIL
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #795, 2008-05-09
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< rob0> I want a .co.ck
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #796, 2008-05-09
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< straterra> I play with mine hard too, mwalling...don't worry :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #797, 2008-05-10
%
<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it
easier/better for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #798, 2008-05-10
%
< nbuonanno> now do me a favor: come over to my house
< nbuonanno> go into my basement
< nbuonanno> come up to my room
< nbuonanno> and put it in while i sit here and play video games in
		   the dark
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #799, 2008-05-12
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< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it
but doesn't do it
< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone
. screen -r and its back
<+CaptObviousman> oneforall: that's exactly how screen is supposed to work
< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it
to disapear?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #800, 2008-05-12
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< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you
big hunk of man meat!!
< CaptObviousman> umm
< CaptObviousman> no
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #801, 2008-05-13
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<@fred> SuN: the ssl issue is /REALLY/ debian specific
<@fred> they patched the PRNG in openssl
<@fred> in a really bad way
<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably,
ones used but not generated) on debian systems
< SuN> Ohh, that's nasty.
< flrichar> yea the slashdot writeup said it was in the debian package
<@fred> /.: The trustworthy news source.
< NightTiger> The vuln applies to Debian-based distros also, like Ubuntu,
kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to
be messy.
* NightTiger feels smug yet again.
<@fred> :)
< flrichar> lol
< Dominian>  crap
< Dominian> then that means my SlamBuntu hybrid is screwed
< Dominian> </sarcasm>
< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running
slackware ... saying it had no package management
< Dominian> heh
< flrichar> see, they jinxed themselves
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #802, 2008-05-13
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< acidchild> WU-88175-73
 < acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml)
 -!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
 -!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware
 < acidchild> awe crap
 < acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #803, 2008-05-13
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< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York
with quote 1000! W00T!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #804, 2008-05-13
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elbeardmorez> so you are a developer.. a quick q please..
<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net
based solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely
NOTHING!
<mbostwick89> netbean
<mbostwick89> and use wine for notepad++
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #805, 2008-05-14
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< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also
the openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns
< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo:	why didn't the debian guy contact the right
people?  cripes.  he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be
sent (along with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the
chicago lockbox via certified mail at least two months prior to making
an adjustment to a quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum!
< HoopyCat> the openssl-team autoresponder says as much
< path-> HoopyCat: how long did it take you to write that?
< HoopyCat> path-:  uhh... i don't, err, time myself.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #806, 2008-05-14
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< num_lock3d> anyone knows how to install apt-get in slackware 12.1 ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #807, 2008-05-14
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< HoopyCat> wow, crazy, googlebot is goin' at me at 2 pages per second
< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days.  Googlebot could have
at LEAST bought you a drink first.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #808, 2008-05-14
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< mwalling> oh fuck me
 < straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #809, 2008-05-14
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<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make
rawrite work on Windows, I could do it that way
<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too
cryptic for me to work out
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #810, 2008-05-14
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* Zamboli has joined #guitars
<Zamboli> i joined the navy
<Zamboli> cause of the hats
<Zamboli> those sick hats
<Zamboli> the ones with lots of feathers
<Zamboli> i can't wait
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #811, 2008-05-15
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<+Arimith> why don't women ski?
<@Pensicola> I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me
<+Arimith> there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry
<+Thari> BECAUSE THEY HAVE VAGINAS LOL
 * Pensicola facepalms
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #812, 2008-05-15
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<jkwood> acidchild: N00b-eating zombie.
<jkwood> And that's how we like him.
* acidchild eats jkwood
<lotec> acidchild: omg spit jkwood out
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #813, 2008-05-15
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<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X
-I rt2500:1 is not working
<|igm|not|> it is only scanning channel 1
<|igm|not|> any ideas why?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #814, 2008-05-15
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 < andarius> and may the mighty boot fly
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 < ron1n> wow that was werid
 < ron1n> weird*
 < andarius> why ?
 < BP{k}> not really.
 < ron1n> pidgin just froze
 < ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked
 < ron1n> was I flooding?
 < BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;)
 < ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx
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 < straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k}
 < BP{k}> straterra: so did I.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #815, 2008-05-16
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< mwalling> CaptObviousman: you know the earth quake in china?
 < CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it
 < mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed
 < CaptObviousman> laugh
 < straterra> I dont have a bed, persay
 < straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself
 under my own weight
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #816, 2008-05-16
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< scott> CaptObviousman: heres an article on it http://tinyurl.com/2o2wrb
< Chuckbot> Title: YouTube - RickRolled (at tinyurl.com)
< scott> bah
< fred> SUBTLE.
< CaptObviousman> way to be scott
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #817, 2008-05-16
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< mwalling> straterra: i cant get sex to work
 < straterra> I know how that feels :/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #818, 2008-05-16
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( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media
as a partition but it fails..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #819, 2008-05-16
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<     BP{k}> okay, I have no fucking clue what Iwas thinking
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #820, 2008-05-16
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< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the
universe and everything acres in cups per smoot
< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life
the universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot
< StevenK> Blink
< cruxeternus> You win.
< CaptObviousman> what. the. hell.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #821, 2008-05-19
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 < dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian?
 < dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application
 proposees
 < dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general
 < dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre
 < dafyz> ...
 < jcristau> utilise gentoo alors
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #822, 2008-05-19
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< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown
ugly stuck
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #823, 2008-05-20
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< nullboy> i have to get freaky with a linksys router tonight
< king_maverick> 12mb lets do it
< NullM0dem> mmhmm
< hurt> FREAK!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #824, 2008-05-20
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<whatsgood> hmm i guess i should study for my lpi level 2
<whatsgood> just for kicks
<drijen> whatsgood, hehe we were talking about certs last night
<whatsgood> i just need a good late night cafe
<cpunches> im still procrastinating on collecting a few
<whatsgood> yeah they are fun to collect like buttons or something
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #825, 2008-05-20
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<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber
your ssh keys.
<mwalling> well they screwed up to begin with
*mwalling <3's Pat and his virgin source philosophy
<jkwood> He has a source for virgins.
<HoopyCat> you know how tough it is to find virgin sources these days?
<jkwood> ##slackware on freenode.
<@mikegrb> lolz
<mwalling> LOL
<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos
off of my monitor.
<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how
many keyboards i've been through at work?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #826, 2008-05-21
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< kitche> oh man on foxnews guess what they showed in hungry
< jkwood> An a?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #827, 2008-05-21
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 < sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++
 < sohail> emacs
 < sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail
< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's
worth it
 < sileni> ok thank you jordi
 < sileni> I might as well start the proper way
< JordiGH> >:-)
 < sileni> that actually looks sexy
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 * JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion.
 < lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious,
 I'm just trying to work out which.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #828, 2008-05-21
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<whatsgood> but where does mitnick hang out?  i need to contact him
<drijen> #gitmo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #829, 2008-05-22
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< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent
flushes overflow the bowl, your shit is an error
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #830, 2008-05-23
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Cann0n: i seem to be having sudo problems
Cann0n: should my super user password be my root password?
Cann0n: i r confused
Cann0n: did anyone else have the problem
Cann0n: nvm
Cann0n: i r stupid
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #831, 2008-05-26
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< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done
just by kind of moaning into the microphone.
< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists
kept cracking up.
< CaptObviousman> haha
< mgrossie> Nick said it was like having a dying seal as lead singer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #832, 2008-05-29
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< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the
/etc/hosts file?
< ArmOrAttAk> vim
< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the
/etc/hosts file without any direct human intervention?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #833, 2008-05-29
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< jetlag> Can I run Xbox 360 games on my Linode 360?
< jkwood> Yes.	Get cracking.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #834, 2008-05-29
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<wishbie> !list
<ananke> silly people looking for silly bots...
<wishbie> join #overflow
<wishbie> !list
<edman007> wishbie, first time on irc?
<wishbie> Yes
<edman007> :)
<wishbie> I wish to know how to do
<ananke> wishbie : how to do _what_?
<wishbie> sharing films and mp3
<ArmOrAttAk>  /kick
<ananke> wishbie : that has nothing to do with slackware
<ananke> wishbie : go to #warez
<spiki> ArmOrAttAk: you need to add $nickname
<wishbie> thank, bye
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #835, 2008-05-30
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Soul_keeper: i guess it's my job to teach this noob stuff
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #836, 2008-05-30
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airer-girl> lol um.. ntohing really im confused as to what to do next
<BP{k}> offer virgin goats
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #837, 2008-05-31
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< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with
kopete. This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #838, 2008-05-31
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< Merkabah> man i just got dicked
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #839, 2008-06-01
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< straterra> WOMENZ dont want servers
< straterra> k?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #840, 2008-06-03
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<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime
using VLC ?
<drijen> test34_, ask vlc, not us
<test34_> vlc, please answer the question
<test34_> ..
* drijen facepalms
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #841, 2008-06-03
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< fiyawerx> heh, thats neat - dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda
< snowmoon-work> poor man's drive wipe?
< fiyawerx> yeah
< snowmoon-work> if you are using debian then you can just  use /dev/zero
< snowmoon-work> ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #842, 2008-06-04
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( eclipseee) which serial keygen crack for slackware?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #843, 2008-06-05
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< TwinReverb> big capacity usb sticks are the bomb
< TwinReverb> especially when they have encryption
< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to
my ankle.  Who needs encryption?
< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so
to get my data back
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #844, 2008-06-06
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<@caker> scott: I love you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #845, 2008-06-06
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< BP{k}> nah. the closet of doom is based on tardis technology
 < fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based
 on a combination of tardis and tetris technology...
 < BP{k}> fred++
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #846, 2008-06-09
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<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using
ubuntu and not worry about some things.
<PennyCostco> slackware is from a previous age... ubuntu is the new thing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #847, 2008-06-09
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< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some
sitting on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it.
I need to wipe my ass. Please help.
 < straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;)
 < rworkman> Forget I said that.
 < rworkman> I forgot you were here :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #848, 2008-06-10
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< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with
a grain
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #849, 2008-06-11
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<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into
localhost after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #850, 2008-06-11
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< Manjaro> Hello
< Alucard> hi
< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start
a process
< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot
open shared object file: No such
< Manjaro>  file or directory
< Alucard> you're missing libssl
< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I
seem to find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though.
< jkwood> *facepalm*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #851, 2008-06-12
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< greymaus_> Hi
< greymaus_> just downloaded package xmms2*.tar.gz
< greymaus_> pkgtool would not deal with it until I renamed it *.tgz
< greymaus_> If anyone is interested, just thought I'd tell
< greymaus_> Bye!
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< shasta> oh my
<+XGizzmo_> yeah
< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2
doesn't work
* XGizzmo_ *headdesk*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #852, 2008-06-14
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< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware
package for it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #853, 2008-06-16
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< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further
for fear of being misquoted and noobfarmed.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #854, 2008-06-16
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<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type
their hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the
IP address... what makes this so?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #855, 2008-06-16
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<jsoftw> /bin/su: incorrect password
<jsoftw> ?
<jsoftw> (when run as root)
<jsoftw> Wtf do I need a password for.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #856, 2008-06-16
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<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really
stupid... I'd been f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was
write protected... I couldn't see a switch or anything so I figured
it was starting to die on me... anyway long story short after lots of
cursing and command line foolishness I saw that indeed it did have a
switch.... doh....
<BigX> time to get my eyes checked I guess
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #857, 2008-06-16
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<jimisrvrox> how would I open .exe files in linux?
<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason
the installer isnt opening
<flaran_> the linux installer .exe?
<jimisrvrox> yes
<flaran_> go into the terminal, and try typing sudo ./file.exe
<jimisrvrox> ok so linux by default blocks opening .exe files?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #858, 2008-06-17
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<j720> any ideas on how to start python in gui mode?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #859, 2008-06-17
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16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has
joined #Rohitab
17:00:09 < Zeeded_> ok i need help really quick
17:00:29 < Zeeded_> i just fucked up and pressed Alt+Ctrl+F1
17:00:38 <@evilfourzero> ??
17:00:42 < Zeeded_> and now im stuck in this fucking terminal
17:00:44 <@evilfourzero> rofl
17:00:46 <@evilfourzero> Zeeded_
17:00:50 < Zeeded_> yes
17:00:50 <@evilfourzero> ctr + alt + F7
17:01:05 < Zeeded> thanks dude
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #860, 2008-06-18
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<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with
a running guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #861, 2008-06-18
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<exothermc_> Anyone know of a good place to ask some tax/payroll related
questions?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #862, 2008-06-19
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< veryhappy1988> well all what i wanna have have is the information how
		       linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a
		       serious hacker
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #863, 2008-06-20
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< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one
thing--there are a lot of ugly people in the world.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #864, 2008-06-20
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<toasterb0y> CPU1: Temperature above threshold
<toasterb0y> does that sound serious?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #865, 2008-06-21
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<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we
potentially have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh?
<ron> UP FOR DISCUSSION!
<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never
mind
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #866, 2008-06-21
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<Captain-Murphy_> Linux is totally sucking hard
<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything
up, can anyone help me fix this?
<Hodapp> what distro are you using that still uses XFree86?
<savetheWorld> nope, too busy sucking.
<Captain-Murphy_> beatrix
<Captain-Murphy_> I'm trying to fix up an old pentium II so its useable
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #867, 2008-06-21
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<Trengo> whats the channel where you can talk to opers?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #868, 2008-06-22
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<harfg> wtf!!
<harfg> I just saw a program called '3' running in top
<daniel> omfg!
<harfg> yea exactly
<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there
is a 1 script and 2 script as well
<harfg> what ever fricking master peice of a package that comes from
<juice> a rootkit :)
<harfg> argh !!
<harfg> It must be a poor one .. the ones I rember from back in the day
installed mad modules
<harfg> and could circumvent ps
<harfg> how do I purge!!
<harfg> i am using cooky old ubuntu
<juice> i'd look at running ossec, rootkit hunter, or chkrootkit
<juice> just to find out
<harfg> if they did bust in it must of either been through ssh or tightvnc
<juice> have any of the patches been applied to that?
<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered
that ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the
update manager the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so
now your going to tell me Ive been over reliant
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #869, 2008-06-23
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< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter,
I don't have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #870, 2008-06-23
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<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line
arg? like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #871, 2008-06-25
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< Alan_Hicks> Hmmm......
< rworkman> Careful, don't hurt yourself.
< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: blow me
< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: you first.
< lanmower> ...
< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing.  Just let me call in a favor from
straterra.
< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: that was wrong. :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #872, 2008-06-25
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< BubbleWrap> sec, i just typed make and im getting spammed :o
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #873, 2008-06-25
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# www.linuxpackages.net FAQ

<redtricycle> Well, I know people are against LP
<redtricycle> I was wondering if the same was for slacky
<mindbendr> why's that

<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build
scripts can be trusted since it allows you to audit it
<BP{k}> mindbendr: for the following reasons:
<jkwood> Although, nullboy has a good point.
<BP{k}> 1) linuxpackages has no known QA or its fairly obsure
<BP{k}> 2) they allow packages to be build on nonclean systems that will
introduce dependencies on your system that you dont need
<jokie51> Gee, complain complain :P
<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that
appear in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole
kinda hard
<mindbendr> do they, thought they've got nice policies and rating system
<BP{k}> 4) and on top of everything else:
http://slackadelic.com/2007/04/11/linuxpackagesnet-intentionally-malicious/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #874, 2008-06-26
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<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and
outdated. I spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically
wet my pants when I get a chance to work our new slack box.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #875, 2008-06-27
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* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined
#linuxhelp
<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about
chatrooms where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV
numbers. Anyone know where I can access any rooms like that??
<Tonehog> That's called CC fraud.
<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but
so is hacking
<Tonehog> No, cracking is illegal. Hacking isn't.
<Ryan933> oh whats the diffrents I am new to this?
<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access
CC Details??
<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how
to enter them
<Ryan933> how do u chge rooms?
<MorJava> hey are you trolling?
<Ryan933> whats that?
<Tonehog> MorJava: just ignore him.
<Ryan933> how do u change rooms in here??
<Tonehog> He's either completely clueless or a Fed.
<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun
comes up
<Ryan933> A fed I live in Australia we dont have feds
<Tonehog> Take it easy MorJava.
<MorJava> yeah well i think he's trolling for someone to bust
<MorJava> federal police.....we have them
<Ryan933> buston what?
<Ryan933> bust*
<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything
like that.
<Tonehog> :/
<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at
the moment
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #876, 2008-06-28
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< daveb> i read an old cringely article
< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for
education. Why not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid
instead. they won't even need a job.
< Peikko> Nah just give it to social security and let them retire at 18.
< Peikko> Outsource all jobs and just collect soc. sec. on them.
< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price
collapses = problem solved.
< daveb> very cool.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #877, 2008-06-30
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[*] tuxq|mobile [~tuxq@5.sub-72-114-174.myvzw.com] has joined #slackware
< tuxq|mobile> howdy
< tuxq> omg it's me! but mobile!
< tuxq|mobile> yes. Yes it is
< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different
devices.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #878, 2008-07-01
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<JimShoe> :wc
<JimShoe> damn it i'm not in vi
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #879, 2008-07-02
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< timmi> windows is like unprotected sex.. linux is never getting laid ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #880, 2008-07-02
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< nachox> guys, please, let it go
< el11te> they wont stop
* nullboy drops it like it's hot
< nachox> yes they will
< nullboy> lest swift and sure retribution commence
< ThomasY> Sex with me?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #881, 2008-07-02
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< nullboy> he must not have received his complimentary reach around
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #882, 2008-07-07
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< tuxq> God im an idiot
< Dominian> notice... no one argued...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #883, 2008-07-08
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yxz97: I should learn how use emacs instead of, more cool LINUX!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #884, 2008-07-09
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* The-Croupier definately  not on noobfarm ha :)
Old_Fogie: yet :D
The-Croupier: already searched for croupier and The-Croupier
Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ?
* Old_Fogie runs :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #885, 2008-07-09
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<Dagmar> Use `fortune -o`
<coil> so Dagmar
<coil> -o
<coil> does this
<coil> watch
<scort> No fortunes found
<scort> ./exec -o fortune -o
<Dagmar> scort: Did you install PuritanLinux or something?
<scort> ./exec -o `fortune -o`
<scort> No fortunes found
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #886, 2008-07-10
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hurt: people who use noobfarm are stupid.
rworkman: Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #887, 2008-07-11
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< HoopyCat> i started dating my wife because we both programmed in python
< jkwood> She fell for your python, eh?
< HoopyCat> jkwood:  i fell for hers, to be honest.
* jkwood drops it like it's hot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #888, 2008-07-12
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evanton: chastity belts are for women
The-Croupier: ooops
Old_Fogie: or for confused old men
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #889, 2008-07-14
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< ThomasY> I DO NOT LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!
< jkwood> Technically, the house is in his dad's name.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #890, 2008-07-15
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< BubbleWrap> its got an rj45 cable coming out of its ass
< BubbleWrap> lemme see where it goes to :o
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #891, 2008-07-15
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K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your
hands around
Old_Fogie> K-Ruby, fail :D
K-Ruby> muhahahah
K-Ruby> Hey if you had a webcam we could do it for real
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #892, 2008-07-15
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23:32 < Cann0n> i'm lost
23:32 < K-Ruby> I'm found
23:32 < Old_Fogie> I'm Old_Fogie , nice to meet yo.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #893, 2008-07-15
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* cpunches had forgotten about trolling
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #894, 2008-07-16
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20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to
the screen
20:57 < ron1n> memem, minimize it?
20:59 < edman007> stop looking
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #895, 2008-07-19
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<crypticlineage> any LaTeX enthusiasts here?
<Old_Fogie> nah, the wife told me to knock that stuff off.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #896, 2008-07-19
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<rworkman> The array requires bash though, doesn't it?
<Alan_Hicks> I'm not sure...
<rworkman> I'd like for this to work in ksh, for selfish reasons.
<Alan_Hicks> I'm sure ksh has arrays.  RTFM.
<rworkman> I'm lazy. FOAD.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #897, 2008-07-21
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< jkwood> Noobfarm is not meant to belittle or defame.
< BubbleWrap> jkwood, i feel like im being belittled
< jkwood> Shut up, you little whiny ass.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #898, 2008-07-23
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< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this
event?
< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around
80-100 people though
< logan> might be able to fit them all into my car
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #899, 2008-07-23
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<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory
to allocate that as root??
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #900, 2008-07-23
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<muraii[]work> Samba will drink your milkshake!
<mtu> and they're like, it better than yours
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #901, 2008-07-25
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< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime
with a man on man scene :(
< Dominian> uhh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #902, 2008-07-26
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* nachox removes channel operator status from nachox
<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a
su shell
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #903, 2008-07-29
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The-Croupier> what being a greek :P
The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the
millenia
antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long
as you're not a little boy
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #904, 2008-07-30
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Old_Fogie: straterra, you run gentoo too?
nachox: he and 2 other guys
straterra: Must be pretty good documentation for 3 guys.
straterra: :)
jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other
than heating.
nachox: all outdated from when 12 guys used it
thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4.	wanna race? :-)
straterra: Sure
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #905, 2008-07-30
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< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the
same time
< `Reid`> um
< `Reid`> you can do that on msn too
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #906, 2008-07-31
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< Ruckus> generators run on fossil fuels!!! Infidel!
< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and
bury them under high pressure
 * Case is green
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #907, 2008-08-01
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( straterra) you caught me. my penis is fake

( straterra) and my testicles are actually blueberry muffins
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #908, 2008-08-02
%
<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping
and even him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help
<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something
from now on
<CaptObviousman> I feel dirty
* CaptObviousman just joined #ubuntu
<BP{k}> it could be worse :)
<straterra> yeah, you could be a whore
<BP{k}> or downloading from lp.net
<CaptObviousman> I did that a while ago, efore I learned not to
<CaptObviousman> and what on earth is wrong with my b key
<straterra> maybe its tired of being used in words like 'ubuntu'
<straterra> doesnt have the patience of the 'u' key
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #909, 2008-08-02
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<orly_owl> Bugs in the current version will be fixed?
<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs
like trophys?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #910, 2008-08-03
%
<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when
generating a
	  keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty?
<evanton> it is not obvious to me after reading the manpage
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #911, 2008-08-03
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-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has joined ##mac
 < zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source
 in mac
 < zod21> using terminal
 < zod21> is it the same as in linux
 < zod21> sweet
 -!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #912, 2008-08-03
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Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with
gnome, hee hee, you have to luv gnu
Old_Fogie: s/pythong/python
Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #913, 2008-08-04
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<masterx831> root@darkstar:~# cdrecord -isosize
/home/masterx831/Microsoft.Windows.Vista.ULTIMATE.x86.SP1.Integrated.June.2008.OEM.DVD-BIE/bievsp168.iso
<LF4> hahaha
<masterx831> whats so funny
<LF4> bcmiller2,
<masterx831> whats mysql
<masterx831> :S
<ananke> masterx831 : and you expect people to help you with your warez?
<LF4> lol
<LF4> good point ananke
<masterx831> ananke: you guys are experts fine i will fid out how
<masterx831> :-(
<masterx831> brb
<ArmOrAttAk> one less window disc in the world
<masterx831> google's my best friends
<stitchman> hehe came to #slackware to burn a vista dvd
<bcmiller2> not experts at snatching and using vista ultimate
<ananke> masterx831 : pirate
<masterx831> ananke: i have to pay bills somehow
<masterx831> fine i will sell slackware for 50 bucks
<ananke> uhmm, last time i checked, freenode was against piracy
<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually
profit from it
<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that
doesn't give a crap
<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that
pirate sucks
<masterx831> might as well do my landscaping
<bcmiller2> off to steal a mower?
<LF4> haha
<unixfool> lol
<devilz> rofl
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #914, 2008-08-05
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< alienBOB> YammYgirlcoding - please read the Slackware Book and
		  especially the installation section.... before you
		  try again
< antler> YammYgirlcoding: you're actually quite obtuse, if you don't me
		saying so.
< hitest> when you have all 3 CDs please go and read the book carefully.
		The install procedure will be less troublesome then
< YammYgirlcoding> beeing obtuse means exactly like beeing what?

< YammYgirlcoding> like. is the book long? cause i have only today to
			 install, learn the services and be able to tell
			 that i
			 'know it' :/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #915, 2008-08-08
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<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to  retrive email messages
from an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account)
<The_Apprentice> isp closed the account*
<phrag> just go to the magic global email archive
<The_Apprentice> magic global ?
<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public
repository, right ?
The_Apprentice> err no
The_Apprentice> phrag: you have the url?
* phrag groans
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #916, 2008-08-08
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rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than
welcome to (incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk
and/or Vector and whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact
remains that *I* will not knowingly help with them.
ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore
cuz i dont have 4 feet? rubbish...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #917, 2008-08-08
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< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known
in a long time
< Spartako> I am practicing my english skills
< Spartako> :P
< asg> Spartako: you were doing well until :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #918, 2008-08-08
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The_Apprentice> anake: murder is murder!

ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while
you're still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder
is murder'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #919, 2008-08-09
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< acidchi1d> i hear --cheese=1
< acidchi1d> makes it go faster
< nixfreak> where would I put that though
< nixfreak> ????
< nixfreak> I'm a n00b ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #920, 2008-08-10
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NyteOwl: I kniw, lets just skip 64bit and go straight to 256 :)
alisonken1: worked for aes
NyteOwl: lol
rwmx: haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #921, 2008-08-11
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<exile777> whats the point of using vi and emacs? what do those keyboard
shortcuts do?
<LinuxyErin> lol
<acidchild> exile777: ...
<acidchild> i can tell your not a fluxbox user =D
<LinuxyErin> lol
<exile777> definitely not. eww
<LinuxyErin> they make life easier :-p
* acidchild gets chainsaw out
<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with
a mouse
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #922, 2008-08-11
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<exile777> hmm. what is this noobfarm business?
<exile777> omg noooooooooooo, im on there
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #923, 2008-08-11
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rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be
sad, sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day.  ;-)
exile777> ewww
ThomasY> Only sore if you fight it
ThomasY> Most do though
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #924, 2008-08-12
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< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd
be downing drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right
< Cheapass> Tahitit?
* Pensicola blames Freud. That cock
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #925, 2008-08-13
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airer-girl> ill let you mount me if you can fix the mount problem
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #926, 2008-08-13
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airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let
users mount and use truecrypt
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #927, 2008-08-13
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<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde -
IIRC, kde used to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window
decorations menu - but the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got
all of the kde packages installed - anyone know why this isn't working?
<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something
Is Wrong.
<-- Hikaru has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined
#slackware
<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left
#slackware
--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined
#slackware
<Hikaru> Figured out the problem: I'M AN IDIOT.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #928, 2008-08-14
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baloneysammitch> can anyone help with mounting a usb external hd?
<Raging_Hog> baloneysammitch: Does it show up as /dev/sd?
<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged
it back in and now it shows using fdisk -l
<baloneysammitch> I'm so pissed, never mind
<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't
know about
<baloneysammitch> lsusb lists my hd
<baloneysammitch> fdisk -l does not
<baloneysammitch> how do I bridge that gap?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #929, 2008-08-14
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< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English.  This is part
of the help blurb associated with the * Dial command.
< mchou>    D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings
*after* the called
< mchou>	    party has answered, but before the call gets
bridged. The 'called'
< mchou>	    DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the
'calling' DTMF
< mchou>	    string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters
can be used
< mchou>	    alone.
<@russellb> Hm, that looks like English to me
<@russellb> :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #930, 2008-08-14
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< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem
corruption risks due to unstable hardware?
< linux_probe> =p replace the unstable hardware
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #931, 2008-08-15
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< bijit> Old_Fogie: is a security Paranoid. he uses ip.
< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure,
I type numbers til' I get what I want
< antler> Old_Fogie: hahaha that always makes me smile ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #932, 2008-08-21
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< jkwood> ! people still use urmom?!?!
< bob2> only to allow-transfer
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #933, 2008-08-26
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< CaptObviousman> so what is kvm, is it an alternative to vmwave/vbox?
< CaptObviousman> this is probably written down somewhere isn't it
< jkwood> I would like to think so, though I can't tell you where.
< jkwood> I think nullboy has experience with KVM.
< drijen> kvm is a hardware device
< drijen> oh wait
* drijen flops around helplessly
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #934, 2008-08-26
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spook> seriously, kangaroo is nice
<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously
overpopulated
<nathanbw> Kangaroo, the guilt-free snack
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #935, 2008-08-30
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< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on
quotes...maybe you can start producing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #936, 2008-08-30
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* CaptObviousman returns triumphantly!
* jkwood triumphs returnedly!
* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at jkwood
* fred eyes his narrows at CaptObviousman
* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode
when opened
* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded
by fred
<pprkut> lol
<CaptObviousman> that doesn't make a lick of sense
* jkwood licks CaptObviousman's sense
* fred senses CaptObviousman's lick
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #937, 2008-08-30
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13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky
stuff that
			comes out of them????
13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> ;)
13:29 <@team-fail> fun
13:29  * team-fail realises thats a new low
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #938, 2008-09-02
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CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a
good idea?
<straterra> Because..you were drunk
<nullboy> i'm talking, attenuating the universe, singing
<straterra> Or high
<CaptObviousman> my last 3 hours hasn't even kicked in
<CaptObviousman> it starts next monday
<nullboy> i took full loads for 6 years
<nullboy> ok...don't even think about it you sick bastards.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #939, 2008-09-02
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< evanton> slackers usually like ubuntu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #940, 2008-09-04
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< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection
refused
< LnxSlck_> can someone help me on this?
<Alan_Hicks> router is what?
< LnxSlck_> Alan_Hicks, you mean wich model?
< Alan_Hicks> I mean what exactly is the router.
< LnxSlck_> the router is the device that provides me internet access
< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a
rotating cutting tool for woodwork.
< LnxSlck_> like a switch
< LnxSlck_> or hub
< Alan_Hicks> You're not helping...
< LnxSlck_> ??
< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box?  Is it a Linksys WRT54G?  Is it a
Cisco PIX?  Is it a Windows box running ICS?  Is it a BSD box?
< LnxSlck_> oh
< Alan_Hicks> What *IS* it?
< Alan_Hicks> Is it a power tool you bought at Lowes?
< LnxSlck_> slackware, trying to telnet a belkin f5d7632-4 router
< nooper> one of these days alan's just going to /ban the whole channel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #941, 2008-09-05
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< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D  like i said just
a story i heard on the Cummins forum i go on
< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the
Internet are complete idiots.
< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how
much they know, the bigger the idiot they are.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #942, 2008-09-05
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YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal
on both sides, right?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #943, 2008-09-06
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( masterx) fuck i'm so freaking dumb
( masterx) i gotta think more
( masterx) and stop bothering you guys
( masterx) sorr for my noobish
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #944, 2008-09-06
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< poltrojan> are u a guy or gurl?
<@Beeotch> im a gay
< poltrojan> tran?
<@Beeotch> yup
< poltrojan> ok
< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still
get fucked
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #945, 2008-09-09
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mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */*
-su: /bin/grep: Argument list too long
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #946, 2008-09-09
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< thrice`> fred: do you have playlist retention working?
< fred> No.
< fred> I do have anal retention working though.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #947, 2008-09-10
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< nullboy> wtf
< jkwood> Agree to meet, then set them on fire.
< jkwood> I'll help.
< nullboy> andarius will flim
< nullboy> dilm
< nullboy> Afkj;jkgjkl;rkjerhk'erhl
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #948, 2008-09-10
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< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #949, 2008-09-11
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< andarius> i love linux, 1 problem... infinite solutions :)
< thrice`> lol
< drijen|laptop> andarius: thats also maddening :p
< andarius> never
< andarius> cause they are all right :)
< drijen|laptop> point
< thrice`> no, mine failed
< andarius> if it failed it was not a solution :P
< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its
own wierdo ways
< drijen|laptop> except slack
< drijen|laptop> slack is normal!
< thrice`> no, we have bash
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #950, 2008-09-11
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-!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has
joined ##slackware
-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net]
by slackboy
-!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned:
Did your mother have any children that lived?]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #951, 2008-09-12
%
<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like
kde. everything that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k
which kreates a desire to kut their asses up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #952, 2008-09-13
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<Meckafett> dang, what is the name of openoffice excel app? I forgot :(
<andarius> calc
<drijen> calc
<thrice`> calc
<drijen> totally calc
<Meckafett> lol
<andarius> to staart it use scalc
<thrice`> or soffice -calc
<andarius> or soffice -calc
<thrice`> or scalc
<Meckafett> there it is :)
<thrice`> lol
<drijen>  /opt/bin/cxoffice --cx-app Excel --document-X.xcl
<nullboy> hey did anyone mention calc though?
<andarius> hmm, good point nullboy. calc sounds like it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #953, 2008-09-14
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* jkwood setups SelfishMan
< jkwood> *PUNT*
< jkwood> Hmm... 8 feet.  I need to work on that.
< Isvara> Indeed. Most people only have two.
< atourino> but... but... i thought i was a normal kid?!?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #954, 2008-09-15
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<+Swisher> lols told my mom i couldnt sleep with her anymore
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #955, 2008-09-17
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< nullboy> jkwood: you know dolphins masturbate right?
< nullboy> they are some fun loving creatures
< nullboy> this one time, at surf camp I....
< jkwood> I'm not sure I like where this is going.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #956, 2008-09-17
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< oobe> i just want to say one thing
< bihu> Well said.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #957, 2008-09-18
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* drijen finds fred a dolphin
<fred> :D
<drijen> you sick bastard
<fred> Oh, wait, I just got that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #958, 2008-09-18
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< b0dhi> I can't believe it
< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking
and became a vegetarian
< b0dhi> whoops ... wrong window
< b0dhi> sorry guys*
< chubs> b0dhi, maybe she misses your meat
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #959, 2008-09-18
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< code_m> So does CMake provide any advantages over GCC?

(from #cmake)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #960, 2008-09-20
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Kana [chat]: typically in a fistfight... the car wins
Ryuai [chat]: see the thing about being hit by a car is any face you make
     while doing it is hillarious.
Case [chat]: don't bring a knife to a carfight
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #961, 2008-09-21
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DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the #
sign i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #962, 2008-09-22
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<e^ipi> cchapman: i'm a giver, not a taker.
* e^ipi just realized that sounded a little gay
<e^ipi> eh, i'm cool with that
<jbk> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #963, 2008-09-23
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< nullboy> masterx831: will you give me a hug now?
< masterx831> lol
* masterx831 hugs nullboy
< masterx831> ha
< masterx831> eww that was gay
< nullboy> yeah very
* andarius tazes nullboy and masterx831 and places them in compromising
positions for a photo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #964, 2008-09-23
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* Out of nowhere... *
< nullboy> i like breasts
< nullboy> not really big ones though
< nullboy> medium ones
< nullboy> or small
< nullboy> just not huge
< nullboy> huge ones are scary, you could suffocate
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #965, 2008-09-23
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mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving
the KDE
		tagfile.
Dominian: hehe
Dominian: yeah that would be stupid.
Dominian: well not stupid
Dominian: per se
Dominian: just time consuming and harder ;)
MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove
kde from there ;-)
ag3ntugly: ...
mogunus: 1. I'm not an expert. I'm a noob. 2. My god.
MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was
messing with it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system
i came to
realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #966, 2008-09-26
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<drijen> jkwood, need another slavegirl
<drijen> and hurry it up
* jkwood puts a wig and a wonderbra on drijen
<jkwood> Dance, drijen, dance!
<drijen> ............
<drijen> O-/-<
<drijen> O-\-<
<drijen> O->-<
<drijen> O-<-<
* drijen pants
<Dominian> wtf
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #967, 2008-09-26
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< ron1n_> my butt is sticky wtf
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #968, 2008-09-29
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in ##slackware
Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light
on my head and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull
with my Speechs :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #969, 2008-09-29
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( straterra) I wish I could sell my anal virginity
( thrice`) indeed
( thrice`) er
( BP{k}) LOL
( thrice`) timing fail :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #970, 2008-09-30
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<@caker> DephNet[Paul]: I try not to overdo ... your mom
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #971, 2008-09-30
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From #postfix on freenode:

< meoblast001> question
< meoblast001> if i delete my config files, wil it make new ones?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #972, 2008-10-01
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<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on
my actual computer, not virtualbox.  and for some reason the biggest
partition i could make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my
vista partition.  how can i fix this?
<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate
more space for linux?
<Borlge> oh i forgot!  vista can do that!
<Borlge> im still used to xp
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #973, 2008-10-01
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< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles
with it so I always wrap it
< HoopyCat> that's what she sa-- err, sorry
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #974, 2008-10-03
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< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear
goggles
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #975, 2008-10-04
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< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest
nx/freenx tgz package. Anyone interested? :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #976, 2008-10-05
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spreeuw: my grandma tried ubuntu and now she lost all her lifes pictures
spreeuw: and got a heartattack
Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up
backups
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #977, 2008-10-06
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< thrice`> oh well; that's why fred is paid the big bucks
< fred> Wait, what?
< jkwood> fred:  We thought Dominian was funneling those funds to you?
< fred> Dominian: AND I TRUSTED YOU!
< fred> :'(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #978, 2008-10-07
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< mwalling> my mom is famous in the local LDS circles ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #979, 2008-10-07
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<hiptobecubic> You know what sucks?
<TwinReverb> hiptobecubic, vacuums?
<hiptobecubic> Presidential debates.
<TwinReverb> windows?
<TwinReverb> oh yeah those too
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #980, 2008-10-07
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< straterra> I have 24Gb free on my iPod..I need to put goat porn on it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #981, 2008-10-08
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< mikko777> gwash: i think im gay
< gwash> mikko777: i think so too
< demantik> mikko777: don't tell everyone..before you know it, everyone
		  will want to be gay
< mikko777> gwash: if ive never tried men but cant get women either does
		  it mean im gay?
< demantik> it means you're extremely ugly
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #982, 2008-10-08
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Fjorn <politics>: It'll take a huge cock to change the American psyche
Fjorn <politics>: Err, shock
Fuze [politics]: ...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #983, 2008-10-09
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< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if
they didnt pass the bailout
< Peikko> heh
< Peikko> 7000 if they do.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #984, 2008-10-10
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[ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it?
[ SelfishMan] yes
[@caker] srsly?
[ A-KO] wow
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #985, 2008-10-11
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< nullboy> fred: how deep should i go?
<fred> that depends on the woman :p
* fred runs and hides
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #986, 2008-10-12
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<x-ip> ea ea pepe
<x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?)
<TwinReverb> #slackware-br
<nachox> it's spanish
<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he
wants a really short party
<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying
to cross the border
<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually
trying to import proper parties to the us... there is no party without
some tequila shots
<rhys> explains why the parties are so short.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #987, 2008-10-12
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( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #988, 2008-10-13
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* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until
after he clocks back in to work

***Couple of Minutes Later***

LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes
<thrice`> ?
<rob0> LoganTheBrown
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #989, 2008-10-14
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< nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
< mwalling> your mom?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #990, 2008-10-14
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< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex
with school girl'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #991, 2008-10-17
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< Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids
< Shizuo> Yes
< jkwood> Sesshomaru: Kids of all ages.
< Shizuo> I use it to attract my victims
< Shizuo> Bhaawahhaahah
< Sesshomaru> unfunny
< Shizuo> Yes
< LnxSlck_> Shizuo, so i take it you're a pedophile?
< Sesshomaru> pedos aren't funny
< Shizuo> No
< Dominian> wth
< Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer
< Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #992, 2008-10-19
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< MaZ-> holy shit im crying here
< MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha
< pi_> tasered you?
< MaZ-> lol no
< MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain
< MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy
< MaZ-> :|
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #993, 2008-10-20
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< jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #994, 2008-10-20
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< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly
on via the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the
first thing we see is a pink poodle.
* BP{k} gets worried about his dog.....
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #995, 2008-10-21
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* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple
warmer :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #996, 2008-10-21
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< jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today.
< SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #997, 2008-10-22
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< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship
problems, and his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
< ron1n> is there anyway to recover it?
< rworkman> Is she hot?
< ron1n> its weak, probably full english words
< rworkman> Oops, I'm supposed to be afk.
< ron1n> XD
< Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :)
< Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is
< ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D
< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password
is worth investigating.
< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the
root password
< rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then?  Go after her and forget your friend.
< ron1n> XD
< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how
to sudo su and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the
slackwiki page)
< ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #998, 2008-10-22
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< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town,
close to work, and preferably with a brewery built in
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #999, 2008-10-23
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Fossa: my wiever does not work
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000, 2008-10-23
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* drijen stabs CaptObviousman
* CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron
* drijen rebounds with a saucepan
* CaptObviousman closes drijen's hand in the waffle iron painfully
* drijen notes the lack of pain, as CaptObviousman has not turned it on
* drijen strips it from CaptObviousman's grip and bonks him with it
<CaptObviousman> it still pinches you when closed
<CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands
* rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors
<CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001, 2008-10-23
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<ron1n_> is it wired?
<ron1n_> or wireless
<perlsyntax> nope it on a network
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002, 2008-10-25
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< Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003, 2008-10-25
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<neobsd> in order to optimize the useage  of memory
<neobsd> procesador
<neobsd> i need a lite + qickly OS
<neobsd> some idea ?
<hba> neobsd: plan9 ;)
<neobsd> plan9?
<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not
needed, Bob will kill a kitten
<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob?  Or is it all Bob's?  If so, pass
th kittens.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004, 2008-10-26
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< ubunturos> i want to uninstall opensuse 11.0 ..how do i do it from
		   within opensuse
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005, 2008-10-29
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<Dominian> rworkman: but I like doing it by hand :P
<Dominian> helps understanding mkinitrd imho
<rworkman> Yes, and people like using csh.
* Dominian shrugs
<rworkman> Oops, that slipped. ;-)
<Dominian> You have your way.. I have mine.
<rworkman> Poopyhead.
<ron1n> oh snap
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006, 2008-10-29
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< nix_chix0r> brb gota turn the fetus for basting
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007, 2008-10-29
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<nix_chix0r> i let people get in my box all the time
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008, 2008-11-02
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< mwalling> i like poo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009, 2008-11-02
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< straterra> My girlfriend doesn't wear panties..and she isn't homeless
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010, 2008-11-02
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< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar.
< hiptobecubic> nonsense
< macavity> ?
< hiptobecubic> ?
< BP{k}> !
< XGizzmo> ^
< macavity> _
< hiptobecubic> `
< Old_Fogie> +
< macavity> ©
< chopp> ~
< jkwood> %
< hiptobecubic> this is a great segue into my next question
< Old_Fogie> fail! you ruined our dialog :)
< jkwood> YOU RUINED IT
 * macavity cries out loud
< macavity> *sob*
< hiptobecubic> oh sorry
< hiptobecubic> =
< Old_Fogie> pestering us with these questins, in a support forum :(
< hiptobecubic> :D
< Old_Fogie> hahah
< macavity> lol
< hiptobecubic> \o/
< Old_Fogie>  /0\
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011, 2008-11-02
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< macavity> HELLO!!! I'm Linsay LOHAAAAN!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012, 2008-11-02
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< pprkut> i have no porn! ew! perveerts!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013, 2008-11-03
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< abby> Personally, I like a little porn now and again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014, 2008-11-03
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<jkwood> AHH LAG FAIRIES... EATING MAH TUBES
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015, 2008-11-03
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< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going
after the little boys again
< fred> :o where's mine?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016, 2008-11-03
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< ThomasY> gang rape me..and I'll admit i got gangraped
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017, 2008-11-04
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<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot
wrong.. again.. twice
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018, 2008-11-05
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< mughi> err.. memory fail..  $86/paycheck
< mughi> dunno where i got 175
< CaptObviousman> out of your ass
< dr3am3r> that sounds painful
< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my
ass, i wouldn't care how much it hurt
< mughi> CaptObviousman: i keep all the good stuff in there
< CaptObviousman> because, hey, free money!
< mughi> CaptObviousman brings new meaning to money laundering
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019, 2008-11-06
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< heret|c> i'm installing gentoo on my acoustic guitar
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020, 2008-11-06
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< shasta> I don't get your confusion, oneforall
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021, 2008-11-07
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< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not
be blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to
that either
< jkwood> That's because 80 is a privileged port.
< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything
to work there.
<@caker> urmom has a nice privileged port
< jkwood> caker: You would know.  You're weren't privileged to use it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022, 2008-11-07
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< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable
and fully featured as slackware 32bit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023, 2008-11-10
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< jkwood> Don't try WoW.  It will eat your soul.
< jkwood> Which is bad for the complexion.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024, 2008-11-10
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< elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1025, 2008-11-10
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* CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant,
barefoot, lasagna-making wife
* andarius thought he was working up in the world
<drijen> CaptObviousman, you're getting your ass kicked
<CaptObviousman> Together, we fight crime!
<nullboy> WIND!
<CaptObviousman> buh?
<andarius> some how, i can actualy picture that CaptObviousman
<nullboy> WATER!
<drijen> FIRE
<nullboy> EARTH!
<nullboy> HEART!
<andarius> WAFFLE !!
<drijen> TOGETHER WE ARE CAPTAIN.......
<BP{k}> CHUCKWOOD!
<nullboy> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...I AM CaptObviousman
* drijen chortles hard
<CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't
<nullboy> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1026, 2008-11-14
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< rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027, 2008-11-16
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<mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue?
<mirash> ya, my net driver
<mirash> i am afraid of it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028, 2008-11-17
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Seth: oww..  falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care
and demands feeding..	 buy donuts  and condoms
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029, 2008-11-20
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< SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home
< SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people?
< SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out
-!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan]
< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator.
If she loves you, she'll stay.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030, 2008-11-22
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< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire
to the internet no one can get out?
< isacklow> doh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1031, 2008-11-24
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-!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined
<CaptObviousman> gah killit killit
* CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck
<ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW
* ubuntu cries
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032, 2008-11-25
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* thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run
<CaptObviousman> but ... why?
<drijen> RPM is the devil, mk
<thrice`> it looks sexy
<drijen> no
<drijen> it doesn't
<thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff
<andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033, 2008-11-25
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< Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034, 2008-11-28
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<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so
I cant edit it easily
<PrettyConfused> honestly, I couldn't tell you
<Carpathia> i think sed is capable of it, i just dont know how :(
<da1l6> Carpathia. tail -N -11 could do it. never tried, though
<Carpathia> hm dal16, i dont know how many lines are in the line
<Carpathia> in the file
<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset
(so the --help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example
<Carpathia> tail -n -1 just does the same as tail -n 1
<Carpathia> ahh got it, so simple      sed '1,5d' filename
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035, 2008-11-29
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< Isvara> All this talk of big tools and no straterra?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036, 2008-12-02
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< mwalling> 3) yes. i like buttsecks with straterra
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037, 2008-12-03
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13:32:15 < Zordrak> Camarade_Tux: Ubuntu Cola? Is that like Ipecac?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038, 2008-12-04
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< Tirili2today> How can I convert an .img file into .iso?
< alisonken1> loop mount the .img file, then build an iso from that
< Dominian> Wow.. google Results 1 - 10 of about 503,000
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039, 2008-12-04
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<ananke> and at the end of the day, the most important thing is that
		   you know how to use your tool
<_chess_> that's one way to put it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040, 2008-12-05
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( Camarade_Tux) doh, I typed boobfarm instead of noobfarm...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041, 2008-12-08
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< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked
2 more.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042, 2008-12-09
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< str1ke> I suck at using the internet
< str1ke> I should unplug my modem and give up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043, 2008-12-09
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< andarius> greetings and salutations again
< CaptObviousman> waffle tax, please
< andarius> i iz tax evader :P
* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with
earlier waffle payments
< CaptObviousman> and one used condom ... wtf?
* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at straterra
< CaptObviousman> do I even want to know?
< andarius> likely not
< straterra> eh?
< CaptObviousman> were you having sex with the waffles again?
< andarius> dude, please no sexing up of zee waffles :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044, 2008-12-09
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< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled
and packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :(
< thrice`> wow, arny failed?  no
< straterra> arny NEVER fails
< straterra> XD
< thrice`> surely the policy of release first, fix later is superior
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045, 2008-12-10
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<BOSPUS> gn
<BOSPUS> hi terrorist lady
<BOSPUS> hows the jihad going ?
<missyjane> haha..
<missyjane> you remember me dear, thats so sweet
* missyjane hugs bosp
<missyjane> now EVERYBODY DOWN! *raises an ak-47*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046, 2008-12-11
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< Agiofws> hi
< Agiofws> is there a freenode staffer in here ?
< Agiofws> apparently UDP is gonna get owned by bittorrent soon
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047, 2008-12-11
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< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to
the community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048, 2008-12-11
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<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube
addiction, i get lucky to download large files
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049, 2008-12-11
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< danopia> mwalling, i'm not a complex idiot
 < danopia> complete*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050, 2008-12-12
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< straterra> heh..stepbrother is mad at me
< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and
I wouldn't pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue
< straterra> i mean..sex > unpaid tech support...right?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1051, 2008-12-14
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<mirash> slackware is optimised for command mode
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052, 2008-12-15
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Dominian > rworkman: pig
Dominian > damn it!
Dominian > rworkman: ping
rob0 > soooooooooooeeee pig pig pig
rworkman > oink
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053, 2008-12-16
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< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an
open source alternative just because I know someone else paid for it
and I didn't
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054, 2008-12-18
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< andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :|
< straterra> I used to love my erectin set
< straterra> erection^
< andarius> erector ?
< straterra> same thing
* andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :(
< andarius> erector = hot brunette
< andarius> erection = what i get from her
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1055, 2008-12-18
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<hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON
<evanton> amen
<hiptobecubic> 192.168.2.X IS NOT PART OF 192.168.0.0/24
* hiptobecubic takes a bow
<evanton> heh
<hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056, 2008-12-19
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( straterra) i like plowing people
( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic
( HoopyCat) jimd:  you're new here, aren't you?  :-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057, 2008-12-19
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SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again
HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning?
SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds?
BP{k}:	cyanide, smells of bitter almonds
SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like?
Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right?
SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like
SelfishMan: wait...what?
Twayne: lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058, 2008-12-22
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> mode/##slackware [+b *!*@cardinal.lizella.net] by slackboy
> rob0_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
> Alan_Hicks was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
> _chess_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
> vbatts was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
> rworkman was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
ananke > nice.
ananke > when bots go nuts
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059, 2008-12-22
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<jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap
<nullboy> did you even read the man page?
<jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works
<jamess__> but then still it must be some bug
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060, 2008-12-23
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<tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease
<tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one!
<depsis> :P
<depsis> The one with the bigg penis?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061, 2008-12-23
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<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without
an initrd
<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without
using an initrd
<TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp
kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to
boot from then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and
the initrd type tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and
it takes like 10 seconds for it to adjust)
<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd.  i prefer to build everything
into my kernels that they need in order to boot
<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*]
and <*> in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM?  i searched google
a long time but never found it
<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules,
all of that <*>
<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected
by something else) i made those {*} also
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062, 2008-12-27
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<Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our
RedHat-server
<Lifeform> The domains doesn´t respond
<Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063, 2008-12-29
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< straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064, 2008-12-30
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< shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall?
< Eno_> maybe he's drunk
< shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065, 2008-12-30
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( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded
( mwalling) bbiab
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066, 2008-12-31
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< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE,
I've managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple
of things that no app exists for)
< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do
in linux?
< Dominian> blue screen
< m-c> rofl
< kaddy> bahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067, 2008-12-31
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< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping
shit eaters
< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when
you walk away.
< lotec> lock my screen why?
< jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those.
< FriedBob> At work I do.  We are required to.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068, 2008-12-31
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Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here
nooper > it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1069, 2009-01-02
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< chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070, 2009-01-02
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< enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1071, 2009-01-03
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< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
< rk4n3> lol
< dive> lol shitdown doh
< rk4n3> interesting typo :)
< thrice`> :)
< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072, 2009-01-08
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<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
 < Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
 < straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
 < Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
 < straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
 < straterra> Go look
 < Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
 < straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073, 2009-01-08
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<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my
wife is alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of
my jalapenis
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074, 2009-01-10
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<nickbuonanno>	 ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
<nickbuonanno>		__^__
<nickbuonanno> L L   __/   |_
<nickbuonanno> =O====__    \__
<nickbuonanno> L L     \_______)
<nickbuonanno>	       _I___I_,
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075, 2009-01-12
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Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected:
< straterra> im wearing my gf's thong
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1076, 2009-01-12
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[ b4] ah crap
[ b4] -__
[ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps
[ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077, 2009-01-12
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< jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER
<@mikegrb> careful jkwood
<@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1078, 2009-01-13
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< jkwood> Yes, that sucks.
< jkwood> Whoops... wrong window.
< mwalling> failbus is comming to town
< Isvara> jkwood is the driver
< Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079, 2009-01-13
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From a /. discussion on RIM:
AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade
Canada. :-)

Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent
with an IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with
a hockey stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford
a war with Canada ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080, 2009-01-13
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Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers..
the end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars
with weapons, etc..  says  (paraphrased)  'do not try to duplicate
anything you saw in this movie.. it is dangerous'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081, 2009-01-14
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< lotec> OMG i think i wore my underwear backwards all day
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082, 2009-01-14
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< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming.
I'd been out of the game for too long.
< lotec> jkwood: lol  how was i suposed to get Digital slr Camera?
< jkwood> lotec: I was referring to the underwear quote. ;)
< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my
warrior helmet
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083, 2009-01-14
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< Dominian> Where did that tool learn to troll?
< spook> Dominian: [ in bed ]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084, 2009-01-14
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<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i
have it running in background all the time.
<slackytude> slava_dp, yes
<slava_dp> slackytude, oh crap, why doesn't it die then? :) i want it dead
<spook> [ in bed ]
<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager
is a bad idea
<slava_dp> slackytude, i'll try that to find out the outcome :)
* slava_dp has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<slackytude> *sigh*
* slava_dp (n=slava@***IP Address removed***) has joined ##slackware
<slava_dp> slackytude, ok, i see now :D
<slackytude> told you
<spook> hahah
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085, 2009-01-19
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< mib_cuenq44c> I am the Forest Gump of 'puters
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086, 2009-01-24
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< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of
Parade magazine
< Rusty1> trying to keep breakfast down
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087, 2009-01-25
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<@zigdon> hey khmer  - ever got twirssi running?
< khmer> haven't had the time
< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead
i watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded
<@zigdon> certainly sounds more exciting than installing Net::Twitter
< khmer> turns out my faucet required
InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921]
< khmer> the cathedral model for plumbing has got to be destroyed
< khmer> these release cycles are outrageous
<@zigdon> no kidding
<@zigdon> can't you fork it?
<@zigdon> or at least install a split?
< khmer> no, this codebase is hideous
< khmer> but every time i try to refactor it i get a broken pipe
<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it
has had to deal with
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1088, 2009-01-26
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< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog.
Long story.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089, 2009-01-26
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( Dhraakellian) I would like to report a bug in krunner's math
( Dhraakellian) = 6*9
( Dhraakellian) 54
( Dhraakellian) This is not The Answer
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090, 2009-01-27
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slack_fan: Does anybody know when the packages for KDE 4.2 will be ready?
dive: there's a definite lack in that direction
Neo-Zionist: slack_fan, nope
agentc0re: Zordrak: ??
slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main
-current tree?
Neo-Zionist: eventually
slack_fan: thank you, Neo-Zionist!
thrice`: yes, they will, today at 8:40 pm EST
slack_fan: oh, thank you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091, 2009-01-27
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< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version
of firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range
 < nullboy> i think that pwnd it
 < hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8
 < hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast
 < hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++
 < straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend
  * straterra ducks off to bed
 < nix_chix0r> lol
 < hackedhead> lmfao
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092, 2009-01-27
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<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything
in the repo, with the deps in the right order :-)
<Zordrak> _chess_: and you would be an insane noobtard too
<_chess_> haha
<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont
recommend it!
<thrice`> wtf
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093, 2009-01-28
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Filan> im Cable internet tech support,	we weave bullshit like the Amish
do quilts
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094, 2009-01-28
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< jmole> i like to live on the edge ;)
<+kojiro> ah, the edge
<+kojiro> that fine line between help me and switching distros
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095, 2009-01-30
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< DralaFi> http://linuxpackages.net/ is broke :(
< fred> Maybe they use their packages?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096, 2009-02-04
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< lw0x15> stybla: got the pics :]
< stybla> lw0x15: where? :)
< lw0x15> stybla: ill pm ya, alrite?
< stybla> lw0x15: oki
< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures?  If they are just pictures,
then via PM is fine.  But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P
< lw0x15> pictures of my area (:
< lw0x15> while still in snow
< spook> i read that as pictures of my arse
< lw0x15> pff spook
* lw0x15 doesn't live in spooks arse
< FriedBob> lw0x15: Rumor has it is very roomy.
< Rat409> lmao
< spook> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097, 2009-02-04
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<Rael> sugar and spice and everything nice that's what hot sex is made of
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098, 2009-02-05
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< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within
slamd64 compiled as 64bit?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099, 2009-02-06
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<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for
the first time.  Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate.
You guys shouldn't work for free.
<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to
Slackware.
<XGizzmo_> we accept free trips to warm places also :P
<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on
the Slackware team.
<DenNOLA> Will do.  I'm so in love with this OS.  Want to do anything
I can to help out.
<rworkman> :)
<DenNOLA> So uh, thanks guys...and good vibes from dennis in New Orelans.
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<bkUp> Nice bloke.
<BP{k}> rworkman: we should have a donate beer button somewhere;)
<rworkman> I agree.
<rworkman> bkUp: yeah, it's good to see that every now and then :)
<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences.
Mine is one from bkUp's country :)
<bkUp> Sounds like a plan. :)
<BP{k}> rworkman: http://michielvwessem.wordpress.com/booze/ ;)
<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers
I have recently consumed. :)
<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's
just WAY overdue in posting them... lol)
<BP{k}> thanks dear .. go do something .. uhm .. else :P
<rworkman> haha
<kethry> :P
<bkUp> oh dear
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100, 2009-02-08
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< straterra> hotel room is setup
< straterra> candles in place..
< straterra> roses in place
< straterra> hot tub ready...
< straterra> female enroute
< straterra> giggity giggity goo
< fred> Camera ready?
< fred> behind the one-way mirror?
< straterra> of course
< straterra> live internet feed
< fred> link?
< BP{k}> condoms pre-pierced?
< straterra> yup
< BP{k}> rohypnol mixed in her drink?
< straterra> 2 dozen holes per condom
< straterra> i have chloroform in the roses
< BP{k}> going for the classic route then.. ;)
< straterra> of course
< straterra> fridge is booked with various alcohol
< BP{k}> did you do a soundcheck?
< straterra> yup
< straterra> walls are soundproof
< straterra> if no one hears her say no...
< straterra> \O/
< fred> I hope the mirror isn't soundproof.
< straterra> yes..but i have a dozen mics in the room
< straterra> 7 are active at any given time
< straterra> 8 channel audio :)
< jkwood> So she has actually met you before, right?
< straterra> of course
< jkwood> In real life?
< straterra> yes
< fred> Not second life?
< straterra> correct
< fred> <ut:voice> HOLY SHIT </ut:voice>
< jkwood> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR
< straterra> thats what the condoms for
< straterra> i got body massage oils too
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101, 2009-02-14
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<TwinReverb> i need to ask a newbie question
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1102, 2009-02-16
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* fred can't reproduce :|
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103, 2009-02-18
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(@ataxic) 4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~
(@ataxic) er
(@ataxic) not me
* ataxic blames the cat
(@ataxic) how the hell did he managed that is beyond me
(@ataxic) ~ is only accessible with the shit key
(@stybla) :)
(@C00re) you have a shit key!?
(@ataxic) and the 4 is on the other end
(@C00re) impressive.
(@C00re) :P
(@ataxic) shift key @P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104, 2009-02-18
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< mbhayes> jkwood: you ready?
< mbhayes> http://git.noobfarm.org/repo/slamd64builds
< mbhayes> it works.. cause I just freakin' tested it ;)
< jkwood> GO GO GO
< jkwood> Oh, wait, that's me.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105, 2009-02-18
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<@alphageek> mwahaha. just got OCD on Impale Sticky (42 balls)
< oneforall> I only have 2 and I'm happy
< amrit|afk> 2 too many.  allows for reproduction.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106, 2009-02-19
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< eviljames> eviljames: Are you lonely?
< eviljames> eviljames: Sometimes, but at least you keep me company
< eviljames> eviljames: <3
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107, 2009-02-20
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< pi31415> i frequently use rsync at work, it saves my bacon
< jkwood> pi31415: bacon-over-rsync?!?!?!?
< jkwood> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108, 2009-02-21
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mbhayes: rworkman: http://dev.noobfarm.org
mbhayes: click on any quote id
agentc0re: mbhayes: I like that :D
agentc0re: mbhayes: A little slow on loading though.. :/

*** 30 minutes later

mbhayes: agentc0re1: yeah its a bit slow loading.
mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic
height/width for the window.
agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah.  I've been wanting to play around with lightbox
(or whatever ever variant) myself.  Which one are you using?
mbhayes: agentc0re1: lightbox
mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to
see what would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for
the data involved
agentc0re: mbhayes: http://forums.shopify.com/categories/2/posts/5455
mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size
only..
mbhayes: agentc0re1: I'm talking about automatic adjustment to the size
height/width wise on load
agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium
or large.  Let me find that.
agentc0re: mbhayes: OIC, IE: if it's 0-20 lines, it's medium and if it's
21-1000000 it's large.	Something like that?
mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for
images...
agentc0re: mbhayes:
http://blog.hma-info.de/2008/04/09/latest-lightbox-v2-with-automatic-resizing/
mbhayes: crap .. I'm using lightwindow
mbhayes: haha
agentc0re: HAHAHA
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109, 2009-02-24
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<ArTourter> hi, could someone change the download URL for shorewall6 from
http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
to
http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/base/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but
they now have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild
package will not fail
<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have
them update it
<ArTourter> I am the maintainer :-P
<BP{k}> well email yourself man!!
<ArTourter> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1110, 2009-02-27
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[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined
#bitlbee
< bazsi> register pass
< dracula> Welcome, bazsi, you are in the *public* #bitlbee channel.
< bazsi> account add msn nemtom34@hotmail.com <redacted>
< bazsi> help
< Arnie> bazsi, you are not on a bitlbee server
< Arnie> you are on the public bitlbee channel on oftc
< bazsi> and where is it? :D
< Arnie> where is what?
< Arnie> http://bitlbee.org/main.php/servers.html
< bazsi> thank you
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< mwalling> i wonder if his msn password really is <redacted>
< Willd> mwalling: fail@him if so :D
< mwalling> heh
< aquatix> indeed
< dy> he is hungarian,
< dy> his username means foobar@
< dy> so it cant be real :~
< dy> hm, its working
< dy> bad luck
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111, 2009-03-02
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<antler> NaCl: fascination with salt?
<NaCl> antler: Somewhat.
edman007 puts NaCl in water and hits him with a taser
NaCl is now know as NaCl|dead
<NaCl> *known
<edman007> NaCl, nope, you are now known as NaOH, H2, and Cl2
<edman007> follow physics!
antler sandpapers edman007's skin and pours NaCl all over it
edman007 shoots antler with a shotgun full of nacl
antler saves some of the shells for his soup. yum.
<MLanden> NaCl:see,your quite popular...eveyone likes to play with you..:D
<aceofspades19> edman007: wouldn't that be chemistry, not physics?
<NaCl> aceofspades19 has a point
<MLanden> s/your/you're
<antler> hahah
<antler> edman007 thinks that chemistry reduces to physics
NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato
products
<antler> ...and on roads during canadian winters
<MLanden> and tequila...:D
NaCl has millions of uses.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112, 2009-03-02
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<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut
stuff off in /etc/rcX.d/
<nate> same as any linux
<nate> paths may be subject to change ;-)
<aaronyy> ubuntu has no rcX.d
<nate> aaronyy: yes it does
<aaronyy> no, it doesn't
<nate> nate@bobo:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc?.d|wc -l
<nate> 8
<nate> yes, it does.
<HoopyCat> rtucker@arrogant-bastard:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc5.d
<HoopyCat> drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2009-02-15 16:59 /etc/rc5.d
<aaronyy> hmm
* aaronyy doesn't use ubuntu
<HoopyCat> we kinda guessed that...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113, 2009-03-04
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< the_goat> I mounted your Mother's Rack last night
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114, 2009-03-07
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< drijen> fuck no, i love it hard
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115, 2009-03-09
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tewmten: every morning i wake up and hack the gibson
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1116, 2009-03-11
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< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it
seems to work fine. gentoo is slackware based right?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117, 2009-03-11
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< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the
git web interface doesnt show anything different..
< thrice`> commit it
< straterra> oh
< straterra> wait..what?
< straterra> This is in the projects .git
< jkwood> Ah... umm...
< Dominian> er
< Dominian> is this via gitweb?
< straterra> Or..I could be an idiot
< straterra> yes
< straterra> but I'm stupid
< Dominian> yeah.. you have to update the project_list file
< straterra> I didn't..
< straterra> I was SSH'ed in to the wrong machine
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118, 2009-03-12
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nullboy: i want to see 272 lol's in a row
Cotowar: lol
spook: lol
jkwood: lol
nullboy: lol
eviljames: lol
jkwood: lol
Cotowar: lol
spook: lol
eviljames: lol
nullboy: lol
eviljames: lol
Cotowar: lo
nachox: ....
Cotowar: fail
nullboy: lol!
firebird619: lol
spook: CCCCCOMBOBREAK
spook: ER
nullboy: oh crap it's an op
nachox: what the hell is wrong with you?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119, 2009-03-12
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<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the
wrong IP address - my notes were bad.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120, 2009-03-13
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baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak
because i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue
to update your system evey six months or less to have a stabel and
secure system

nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official
comment section?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121, 2009-03-14
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< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from
primary mail server when primary is up?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122, 2009-03-15
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< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually
cause ploblems with your jaw bone
< jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123, 2009-03-15
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< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils
>_< (coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev
which build depends on pkg-config
< fred> and this is why I don't use debian ¬_¬
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124, 2009-03-16
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< erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1
< SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125, 2009-03-17
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< yejun0>    help us help them?
< jkwood>    It goes something like this:
< jkwood>    <noob> Someone help me fix this!
< jkwood>    <us> Well, what do your logs show?
< jkwood>    <noob> I need this fixed!
< jkwood>    <us> What's the output of foo -v?
< jkwood>    <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work.
< jkwood>    <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your
problem.  Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
< jkwood>    <us> !pb
<@irgeek>    <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that
means. Tell me how to fix this.
< jkwood>    <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help?
< jkwood>    <us> *head asplode*
< Yaakov>    <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH
< jkwood>    <jkwood> OH GAWD BLOODY EVERYWHERE WE'LL ALL DIE
< jkwood>    <noob> I so and to excellent must for poor call
< jkwood>    <HoopyCat> $NON-SEQUITUR
< jkwood>    <caker> I $NON-SEQUITURed urmom
< jkwood>    <SelfishMan> !urmom
< jkwood>    <RandomJerk> rm -rf /
< Yaakov>    <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL
< jkwood>    <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc>
<@tasaro>    <Peng_> !avail-he
<@irgeek>    <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used
Apache instead.
< jkwood>    <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore
< jkwood>    <jkwood> ...
< jkwood>    <caker> ...
< jkwood>    <phennessy> I've... uh... gotta go.
< Yaakov>    <SpaceHobo> You are all pissants.
<@caker>     <b4> one time, at band camp
< Yaakov>    <@caker>  <b4> one time, at band camp
< Nivex>     < Yaakov> <@caker>  <b4> one time, at band camp
< SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs
< jkwood>    <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the
flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density
< Yaakov>    <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification
to the kernel's scheduler.  Easier than messing with apt!
< jkwood>    <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig
< Yaakov>    <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should
I use debian or arch?!!
< jkwood>    <mwalling> eat my shrots
< jkwood>    <phennessy> nice speeling
< jkwood>    <mwalling> *stab*
< jkwood>    <JDLSpeedy> lol
< Yaakov>    <@mikegrb> mmm... cake.
< jkwood>    <aaronyy> $SPEAKINGOUTMYBUTT
< fred>      <jkwood> I think I broke it.
< jkwood>    <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't
< jkwood>    <jkwood> Wait, I did, but I fixed it
< jkwood>    <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't fix it
< jkwood>    <jkwood> Okay, take two
< jkwood>    <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH
< jkwood>    <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity*
< jkwood>    <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126, 2009-03-20
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< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already.
< dartmouth> kk
< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: http://pastebin.com/m47603b8b
< straterra> I smell..chris punch fail..
< straterra> It's a strong smell
< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why are you sending me that?
< dartmouth> because its all going to be broken in about an hour
< Alan_Hicks> So then fix it in about two hours.
< Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion.
< dartmouth> you assume that I am competent.
< dartmouth> lol.
< Alan_Hicks> Oh no.  No I don't assume anything regarding your
competency, trust me.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127, 2009-03-20
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<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told
another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded
that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got
slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128, 2009-03-21
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< CaptObviousman> oh man
< drijen> CaptObviousman: o/
< CaptObviousman> I met an amazing girl tonight
< drijen> YAY
< CaptObviousman> problem: she's dating someone
< drijen> paitence
< CaptObviousman> ofc
< rob0> poison
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129, 2009-03-21
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when ideling on #windows

<msafi> I Googled the problem. No help!
<msafi> It used to work OK.
<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when
I docked my laptop again, it no longer shows...
<aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet?
<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess
I should try that!
<Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot
* msafi has quit ()
* msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows
<msafi> Rebooting solved the problem.
<msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver.
<msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130, 2009-03-22
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jkwood: jed: I haven't introduced you to the rules.  1.) Ignore aaronyy.
aaronyy: really?
SelfishMan: aaronyy: Yes, really
jkwood: Yep.
checkers: yep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1131, 2009-03-23
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< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes
because her mother had died when she was little.  It's become fashionable
in my private circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes.
< jkwood> ...not sure why I felt like sharing that.
< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk,
in addition to insane.
< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad.  I'm sure only 20 or so people
will ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132, 2009-03-24
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< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS
NUTTS :|
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1133, 2009-03-24
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< fred> :q
< fred> oops
< fred> -ENOTVIM
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1134, 2009-03-24
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< pwillis> !urmom
< linbot> pwillis: Yo momma's so dumb, she can't spell a.
< pwillis> a what?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135, 2009-03-25
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Stutteringmatt> BP{k}, could you explain?
<BP{k}> Stutteringmatt: yes, I could.
<Stutteringmatt> thank you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136, 2009-03-25
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<BP{k}> eviljames: bah. my connection is lagged :|
<eviljames> BP{k}: Nah, I just type like a madman.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1137, 2009-03-25
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< dartmouth> oh.  dear god.  you're a real idiot.  not the pretend kind.
I thought you were just trolling.  And coming from me, you should take
that as an insult.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1138, 2009-03-25
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< vor> yep start with ubuntu and build up
< yht> :-)
< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp,
but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1139, 2009-03-26
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< mwalling> HoopyCat: fred has a dedicated, cause hes a tool
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1140, 2009-03-26
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<gewt> so this is the nullboy from nobofarm.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1141, 2009-03-27
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14:59 < kitche> dang opensolaris uses a lot of python code
14:59 < john_dee> is that why it's crawling!?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1142, 2009-03-27
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fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help
that can be done
mwalling: urmom could be done though
mwalling: badoompsh!
mdeanda: mwalling: huh?
mwalling: </troll>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1143, 2009-03-28
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< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org
ive decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's
keyboards, need to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0
circumstances will i trust anything cpunches ever has to say.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1144, 2009-03-29
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< eviljames> I miss smoking.  Now I chew on pens instead.
< eviljames> and gum, lots and lots of gum.
< nullboy> you don't want ot know how i read that
< eviljames> nullboy: At least you read my intent ;)
< P4C0> nullboy: I think i read something similar :p
< eviljames> heh, I probably chew more gum than penis
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1145, 2009-03-31
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< fiya_werkin> couldn't convince my wife it was big enough though
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1146, 2009-04-01
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< acidchild> gentoo is crap
< straterra> Your mom is crap
< acidchild> straterra: yours isn't :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1147, 2009-04-02
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<nullboy> you know that the moon's positioning is unbelievably perfect?

<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up
there, fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get
rid of it and PMS will disappear!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148, 2009-04-02
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<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to
lick their butts
<t0f> meant kick, sorry
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149, 2009-04-09
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<nukedclx> but
<nukedclx> sec
<agentc0re> i totally read that as, butt sex.
<straterra> yum
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150, 2009-04-09
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< Chrishas_> i'm using open suse,wheres rc.modules?
< Zordrak> GET
< Zordrak> THE
< Zordrak> FUCK
< Zordrak> OUT
-!- Zordrak was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
< dive> gtfo
< Necos> hahahahahahaha
< dive> lmfao
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1151, 2009-04-09
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<fiya_werkin> whoa
<fiya_werkin> bit bigger than i thought heh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152, 2009-04-09
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<me_> does the slackwiki have a tutorial on how to fix the slackwiki?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153, 2009-04-13
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<volkerdi> alphageek: Are you taunting me with awk?  ;-)
<alphageek> heh
<alphageek> hell, I'm an awk noob
<alphageek> just be glad it's not mrgoblin doing it
<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd
choose the best time to have your next beer
<volkerdi> I have a 4 character script that does that already
<volkerdi> date
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1154, 2009-04-16
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<kaffien> why are you broke?
<sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155, 2009-04-17
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<crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition?
<sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156, 2009-04-17
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www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157, 2009-04-22
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< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition
manager there
 < tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes
 to rinse and repeat and repeat
 < nullboy> and repeat and repeat
 < tank-man> no harm done tho
 < straterra> i repeat a lot
 < nullboy> what?
 < Choi> ok, i see
 < straterra> shampoo
 < nullboy> lol
 < Choi> lol
 < straterra> I repeat a lot
 < straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo
 < straterra> I have like three different kinds
 < straterra> and use them like 4 times each
 < nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you!
 < straterra> I..am not metro
 < nullboy> haha
 < straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/
 < nullboy> oh lord
 < straterra> CLICK IT
 < nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated....
 < straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum
 < straterra> But..do I look metro?
 < nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro
 < macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1
 < straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch
 < nullboy> haha
 < macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted
 motherfucker?!?
 < straterra> Me.
 < nullboy> lmao
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158, 2009-04-24
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<@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot.  You can quote me on that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159, 2009-04-26
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d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely
written in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is
even worth it I will have to strip that all out.
dissociative > wtf
nullboy > lmao
nullboy > you're doing it wrong
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160, 2009-04-26
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< tewmten> mornin'
< nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job
< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a
long time ...its alright
< edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161, 2009-04-27
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< acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162, 2009-04-28
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< SpaceHobo>   \   /
< SpaceHobo>   â—‰   â—‰
< SpaceHobo>
< SpaceHobo>
▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163, 2009-04-29
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Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with
anything and anyone
[retro]: Alexander stars with absalom
Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice?
[retro]: Xelder hides his dogs
Alexander [retro]: Field mice, radioactive material. Whatever
Absalomi Hill <retro>: I bet you can't breed with the moon
Xelder [retro]: that mean ur penis glows!?
Alexander [retro]: don't tempt me
Absalomi Hill <retro>: first problem is how to get there to prove me wrong
Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy.
Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter!
Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem
Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164, 2009-05-02
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<neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165, 2009-05-06
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< weasel> how long is your password?
< Guest1191> weasel: Medium
< weasel> that's how you cook meat.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166, 2009-05-07
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<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If
you want X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
<macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167, 2009-05-11
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gunther: hello there
gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single
internal source to multiple destinations.  Describe in detail the steps
you would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address.	The HTTP
connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the
file with your browser you receive a 404 error code.  You do not know
the DNS name associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map).
Describe the steps you would take to retrieve a.txt.  Provide a plausible
explanation why another machine on your network is retrieving a.
gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are
not allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers.  You are asked to
indicate what names are in use on your network without using a network
sniffer. Describe, in detail the steps you would take.
variable: gunther, homework help?
jbest: accidental paste? :P
gunther: even worse than that
gunther: no, worse than accidental paste
gunther: lamer job interiew questions
gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is
gunther: these are meant to test my abilities
gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them:  question
4 about firewalls
variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ??
variable: that one
gunther: lol
gunther: damn man
gunther: we going for the same job?
variable: gunther, worse
gunther: oh noes
***variable does the hiring
gunther: sir I am so sorry
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168, 2009-05-11
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< int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12?
< thumbs> int203: shush
< int203> :(
< slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one
< int203> kthnx
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169, 2009-05-12
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mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station
eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived!
mwalling: oh screw you
eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that?
mwalling: just got back to this window
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170, 2009-05-13
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< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle
balls.
< Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies...
< lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot...
< eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word.  Cradle sounds much more gentle.
< dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt
< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them
to hard?
< eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171, 2009-05-14
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<Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months.
<Kumo> Core i7 based.
<sostra> sex.
<sostra> what will you use it for?
<CaptObviousman> sex.
<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very
sight of his manly awesome computer
<CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he
* CaptObviousman switches jokes
<Kumo> Heh
<sostra> lol
<Kumo> My wife will steal it to play Sims 3
<sostra> what a waste
<CaptObviousman> probably
<sostra> at least fold protien with it
<CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer?
<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft
2, and Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding
music during which I will be watching redtube.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172, 2009-05-18
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<AbsTradELic> hight
<straterra> width
<AbsTradELic> hi there !!
<_arfon_> hight?
<AbsTradELic> night
<AbsTradELic> ehehee
<_arfon_> What is hight?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1173, 2009-05-20
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Time stamps *are* important on here:

22:16 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has joined #suse
22:16 < mdn413> hello?
22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again
22:17 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has quit [Client Quit]
22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174, 2009-05-21
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< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds
in computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and
i like to make you have fun.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175, 2009-05-22
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< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss
on myself.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176, 2009-05-25
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* jeev (n=email@unaffiliated/jeev) has joined ##slackware
<jeev> i just noticed
<jeev> i got kicked for a flood
<firebird619> haha
<alisonken1noc> oops :)
<antiwire> jeev: we were wondering where the hell you went after that
<Skaperen> jeev: I thought you got kicked for language
<jeev> LOL
<jeev> i'm like why is nobody laughing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177, 2009-05-25
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@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like
toothpaste? even better, why is there a tube of you next to the
toothpaste? augh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178, 2009-05-26
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* Zordrak is out to lunch/coffee buying spree
* compl3x is also on a spree - foood
* TwinReverb joins compl3x on his food spree
* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food
spree but has almost nothing to eat here ='(
* TwinReverb dcc's Camarade_Tux some Ruffles potato chips
* Camarade_Tux cat ~/ruffle_potato_chips > /dev/stomach ! \o/
<TwinReverb> sh: /dev/stomach: Permission denied
<TwinReverb> 8-(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179, 2009-05-28
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<Xeus_22> hi
<compl3x> allo
<Xeus_22> i dont speach english....
<Xeus_22> my from is argentina
<Xeus_22> and have a problem...
<compl3x> Xeus_22: whats the problem
<Xeus_22> upgrade slack-current32 to slackware-current64
<compl3x> Xeus_22: You can't upgrade - you must do a fresh install
<Xeus_22> download iso slack64 ando mount the iso
<macavity> no, burn it and boot it
<macavity> trust us on this one
<compl3x> Second person today asking if they can upgraed to 64 bit :/
<Xeus_22> upgradepkg --reinstall --instal-new /iso/slackware64/*/*.t?z
<slava_dp> can i upgrade to slackware128? heard it's out!
<compl3x> Xeus_22: no no no no
<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we
are saying?
<Xeus_22> and puuummmm.... crashhhh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180, 2009-05-28
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<RaverDave> see how clever i am?
<Easca> no
<Easca> pwn
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181, 2009-06-02
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(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me
how that happened though -_-
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182, 2009-06-08
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<deco> are slackware users elite ?
<Pig_Pen> naw, gentoo users are leet, we are just slackers
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183, 2009-06-08
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<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already
gone away ;)
<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those
passwords then damn
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1184, 2009-06-08
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<jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1185, 2009-06-10
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<theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw?
<theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site
* The-Croupier wonders where troll came from
<theblackbox> or the SBo
* The-Croupier hides
* theblackbox too
<theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll?
* theblackbox stomps!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1186, 2009-06-12
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<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole
thing for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187, 2009-06-12
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* macavity has joined ##slackware
<macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-)
<slackytude> damn
<macavity> :P
<slackytude> I need to get my money back
<slackytude> you dont find decent assassins anymore
<slackytude> macavity, how did you escape?
<macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P
<Necos> damn
<Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins
<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin
per chance?
<slackytude> macavity, I want it back
<slackytude> Necos, looks like it
<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your
bedroom in the near future ;-)
<Necos> lol
<slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it
<Necos> lol
<Necos> i just thought of something...
<Necos> ninja chipmunks
<slackytude> O_o
<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he
takes pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon
bodyguards
<macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy?
<slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me
<Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again?
<slackytude> Necos, I left you a note. kthx, bye
<Necos> goddamnit!
<slackytude> macavity, probably not right now
<macavity> ill clean it before i give it back? :P
<slackytude> macavity, what wll your gf say?
<amazon10x_> <_<
<macavity> slackytude: she is watching over my shoulder atm, and laughing
<slackytude> lol
* slackytude waves
<Necos> well...
* Necos notes that he has sent ninja chipmunks
<slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait
<macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude
<slackytude> ^-^
<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is
successful
<slackytude> none shall stand between our love
<macavity> LOL
<Necos> >.>
<macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-)
<slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1188, 2009-06-13
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< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey
to confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
< Alan_Hicks> Anytime.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189, 2009-06-14
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<bob_f> Eno_: Use a database.
<Eno_> like mysql ?
<Eno_> hmm
<bob_f> No.
<bob_f> A database.
<Eno_> oh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190, 2009-06-15
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<alisonken1noc> :_)
<TwinReverb> hmm
<TwinReverb> your nose fell down
<alisonken1noc> yep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191, 2009-06-16
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<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving
right now. :P
<firebird619> lol
<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
<firebird619> hahahahaha
<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
<chopp> someone has
<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital
and i need you to send me money for her surgery
<nix_chix0r> help plz
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192, 2009-06-18
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* dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware
<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the
windows xp installation cd?
<dissociative> crap...
<dissociative> wrong channel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193, 2009-06-19
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<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
<slackytude> damn
<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194, 2009-06-19
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* Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum)
< rob0> One ring!
< Alan_Hicks> Three forums for Slackware-kings under the sky
< spook> it would be cool if Patrick was called TOM (The One Maintainer)
< Alan_Hicks> Seven for the Debian-lords in their halls of bickering,
< volkerdi> Wow, am I glad I'm not The One Maintainer!
< Motoko-chan> He could wear The One Ring
< Alan_Hicks> Nine for Ubuntu users doomed to die,
< Alan_Hicks> One for the Slack Lord on his Bob throne.
< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to rule them all, One forum to find them,
< dtanner> I will just live in Rivendale and slack away.
< volkerdi> where's my d20?  ;-)
< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them.
< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to
cast the One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
<Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195, 2009-06-19
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<This was taken from an undernet channel>
* andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk
<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel
on freenode
<andrewjackso> im new to irc
<andrewjackso> anyone?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196, 2009-06-20
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<Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice?
<m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy
<polerin> heh
<Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197, 2009-06-25
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< tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp
< tjfontaine> there is no loss actually
< SelfishMan> tjfontaine: yep, you're right
< tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES
< tjfontaine> someone said I was right
< tjfontaine> </blind squirrel>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198, 2009-06-29
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< TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1%
< TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199, 2009-06-30
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<tewmten> fuck google
<tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar
<tewmten> hells yea
<Dominian> nuh uh
<tewmten> uh huh
<Dominian> nuh uh
<Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200, 2009-07-01
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< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked
for advice is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201, 2009-07-02
%
<Urchlay> okIjustremovedmyspacebar,damnit'sfilthyunderthere
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202, 2009-07-03
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<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like
victory
<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running
next to my pillow :>
<Aldaron> :o
<tewmten> i used to be the same
<tewmten> these days i have tinnitus to keep me company
<Aldaron> :D
<tewmten> :-(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1203, 2009-07-03
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<alienBOB> There is no ISO image for -current
<alienBOB> That stuff is unofficial and not created by Slackwate team
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204, 2009-07-03
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Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to
live in
C_S > provide it to yourself not me
C_S > to* me
chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov
coctail at the pile of whatever it is on the hay
Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo
has water wings :)
chopp > I'm not trading my hog in on a jetski :P fsck the troll
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205, 2009-07-07
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< macavity> he may actually, with years, hard knocks and an understanding
community, end up with being a not-entirely-an-idiot kinda guy
< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold
of him
< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well
in that crowd
< fire|bird> macavity: probably
< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might
just be the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only
fun to be a genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P
< BP{k}> macavity: haha, nice choice of wording.
 * macavity bows to the audience
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206, 2009-07-07
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<  antiwire> I'm tailoring my resume to a specific job opportunity that
		   is a penetration testing company
< Alan_Hick> Thank God straterra ain't here right now...
< XGizzmo> nice
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207, 2009-07-09
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jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so
it could feel good
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208, 2009-07-15
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<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't
have the non-free firmware, though
<computer> how much is it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209, 2009-07-16
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<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was
using slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled
<Alan_Hicks> Zordrak: So you were running SLackware-stalled?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210, 2009-07-16
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<PsyberS`> the 2nd highest 'top poster' for our mailing list is a spammer
<PsyberS`> what a useful list...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211, 2009-07-16
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<antiwire> I'm currently currentizing my current current tree
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212, 2009-07-16
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* Zordrak nearly just fell asleep while standing at a urinal.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213, 2009-07-17
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< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and
kde crashed
 <<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the
 connection]
< dive> twice
< dive> :D
< gar0t0> drinking beer in my work is normal for me :D
< Urchlay> Camarade_Tux: hey, can you do me a favor?
< gar0t0> after 6pm of corse
 >>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire
< antiwire> and it just did it again too
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214, 2009-07-18
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< eviljames> I once saw a hurd of stampeding gnus, they were rushing
		   towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and
		   a fury
		   rivalled only by stampeding elephants.
< eviljames> As they came towards me, I feared I would be crushed - until
		   suddenly they passed right through me!  It turns out,
		   it was
		   vapour all along.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215, 2009-07-20
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<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem
great...
<agentc0re> Camarade_Tux: So they fixed it then.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216, 2009-07-21
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<tbagg> mother shitter
<tbagg> son of an
<tbagg> ass
<tbagg> I lost my slackware DVD ><
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1217, 2009-07-21
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fredoslack: I rename my usual pseudo
fredoslack is now known as Kernel-Panik
Kernel-Panik: :(
Kernel-Panik is now known as fredoslack
Urchlay: Col. Panic, who takes his orders from Gen. Protection Fault?
fire|bird: lol
alienBOB: General Failure is n command of Major Asshole
fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator:
cleverest|postmasters
Urchlay: nice
antiwire: lol
alienBOB: But Private Parts gets to do all the hard work
Urchlay: when he screws up, Corporal Punishment has to correct him?
alienBOB: Indeed ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218, 2009-07-21
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<jeev> cool
* jeev has the openssh exploit
<jeev> antiwire is next
<antiwire> own me
<antiwire> i'd love that
<jeev> rm -rf ~antiwire/.gaypr0n
<antiwire> prove me wrong right now
<jeev> done, do ls -la ~antiwire/.gaypr0n
<jeev> i guarantee it's gone.
<Camarade_Tux> well, here it's still there
<Camarade_Tux> oops :o
<jeev> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219, 2009-07-22
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<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time
bbiaf ():
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220, 2009-07-22
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<twolf> seems weird that 9x13 and 9x17 would both be bigger than 9x15
<twolf> I mean smaller
<slackytude> thats what she said!
<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked
for me years ago and I stuck with it
<twolf> hehe
<fire|bird> [in bed]
<twolf> dangit!
<alisonken1noc> [on the couch]
<twolf> [in a tree]
<alisonken1noc> [on a motorcycle]
<fire|bird> [in the dining room with the candle stick]
<slackytude> O_O
<alisonken1noc> doh!
<fire|bird> s/candle stick/unlit candle stick/ ;)
<slackytude> O_o
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221, 2009-07-24
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* stig (n=stig@xxxxxxxxxx.com) has joined ##slackware
<stig> s
<dive> t
<straterra> f
<Dominian> u
<stig> d
<straterra> stig FAIL
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1222, 2009-07-24
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<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9
shrike and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can
find a guide or anything that might help me with my programming and so on?
<dazman_> Neostatic, Red Hat 9 Shrike is very very very old.
<Neostatic> Hehe i have not used linux before
<Neostatic> Where do i start?
<InspectorCluseau> Neostatic, have you got 'shrike' running now?
<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i
think i want to use it i heard it was the best
<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this
linux, i heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin
with and if you say Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and
install it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223, 2009-07-25
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<man_in_shack> is fullscreen mode meant to change screen resolution?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224, 2009-07-25
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<drijen> make love, not war boys and girls
<BP{k}> make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
<BP{k}> dammit. :)
<thrice`> make -j2 love    :>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225, 2009-07-27
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Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without
you telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro
since slack isn't 64 bit enough.
Neo_The_User: what does bootstrap mean?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226, 2009-07-27
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<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware
you were executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root)
it should print an ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or
something, and a large, angry wake-the-fuck-up banner
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227, 2009-07-28
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* drijen bows before BP{k}
<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k}
the First!
<rob0> /trumpet fanfare
<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of
the buhkit!
<straterra> You all are nerds
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1228, 2009-07-29
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< yesyes> well, i'm going to fall asleep and dream about xorg dying and
	  natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its
	  replacement. goodnight.
< yesyes> or the barmaid i saw in the pub earlier. oh, #slackware, if i
	  could only make you understand. beautiful, she was.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229, 2009-07-29
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* CoJaBo-Aztec has 1.6TB of stuff on RAID right now o_O
<Parens> stuff = porn?
<ron> lolcats images
<Parens> there isnt 1.6tb of lolcats on the internet
<CoJaBo-Aztec> No, but it has many dick images :P
<CoJaBo-Aztec> !!!
<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISK
<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISKDISKDISK
<CodeNinja> hah
<CodeNinja> hahahah
<CoJaBo-Aztec> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<ron> maybe it's lolcats porn ?
<divad1> xD
<Parens> hahahhaha
<MTughan> QWERTY fail.
<ron> :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230, 2009-07-29
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«  Chakravanti» woops
«   slackytude» you are back
«  Chakravanti» i forgot to go root before installpkg
«  Chakravanti» so went root
«  Chakravanti» up
«  Chakravanti» enter
«  Chakravanti» and my last root command was shutdown -h now
«  Chakravanti» lol
«   slackytude» heh
«	   dive» good one
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231, 2009-07-31
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< TwinReverb> seriously
< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex
avionics systems, so i know i'm not dumb
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232, 2009-07-31
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<missyjane> Camarade_Tux, pm me
<nachox> yes, she commands you to pm her
<superGear> WHen women say jump, you jump
<superGear> WHen women say jump, you ask how high
<Camarade_Tux> nachox: nah, she forgot the sudo part -_-
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233, 2009-08-02
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drijen: rworkman, you know i love you
rworkman: Say my name, bitch.
agentc0re: [in bed]
drijen: RWORKMAN!
***drijen screams
chopp: haha
drijen: like a japanese schoolgirl
rworkman: Squeal like a pig, boy.
***drijen suees
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234, 2009-08-03
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alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP
Browser... and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP
browser ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235, 2009-08-05
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<Jeffy_Dommer> i have no friends and googles just my hoe ;) lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236, 2009-08-06
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< acidchild> gmail's certificate has expired :/
< acidchild> for anyone else?
< tewmten> nope
< tewmten> well, im using google apps
< tewmten> maybe different cert
< tewmten> hi acidchild
< acidchild> says it expires today ;/
< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed
i didn't just get fscked.
< acidchild> i did go to gmail.com though.
< acidchild> and my dns is 4.2.2.2
< tewmten> the mail.google.com cert you mean?
< acidchild> no.
< acidchild> https
< acidchild> https://mail.google.com/mail/
< tewmten> aha
< acidchild> it was only valid for 1 year :/
< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires
on	  2010-03-25
< acidchild> OH! LOL
< tewmten> yeah this one is also, but its still valid
< acidchild> i forgot to ntpdate
< tewmten> ..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237, 2009-08-06
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<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different
character set?	I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in
windows notepad with several undisplayable characters.	When the file
is edited in notepad and reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage
as far as linux is concerned.  This only seems to happen in one directory.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238, 2009-08-06
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* AtHackers is soo bored
<AtHackers> Were may I find a tutorial or reference on attacking IRC ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239, 2009-08-06
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<	Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer
<	    LF4> bye bye
<	   dive> nn
<    slackytude> gnight Urchlay
<	   lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us
<    slackytude> I dont want to live inside Urchlay comp anymore
<	Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day
you'll be real boys and girls
<	    LF4> slackytude: Lets break out!
<    slackytude> psst! wait till he sleeps
<	    LF4> I get the lightbike
<    slackytude> nifty
<	    LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh...
<	Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer?
<	    LF4> I'm purple!
< alisonken1noc> I'm the green dude
<	 quasar> RACIST !
<	Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil?
<	Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240, 2009-08-07
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-!- missyjane is now known as ignored-girl
 < ignored-girl> k
 < straterra> Jesus christ
 < straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black
 clothes and listen to Three Days Grace
 < eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241, 2009-08-07
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<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess
that's why we are all fugly
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242, 2009-08-07
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< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not
be stupid so i don't see the harm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243, 2009-08-08
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<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects
from the world wide web. That's all.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244, 2009-08-09
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<Aaron> meterpreter + use sniffer = jizzed in my pants
* pure_hate has kicked Aaron from #remote-exploit (pure_hate)
* Aaron has joined #remote-exploit
<Aaron> i should turn auto rejoin off ....
<pure_hate> You should wash your mouth out with soap
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245, 2009-08-09
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* slackytude slowly fades into background
< nick4> slackytude like aYann Tiersen song :P
< wintery> slackytudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
< wintery> nooooooooo
* slackytude fades into foregorund
* slackytude slaps wintery
* slackytude slowly fades into background
< wintery> fsking gay lurkers
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246, 2009-08-10
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(Discussing a Newsweek article http://www.newsweek.com/id/211017)

< CaptObviousman> I can't read that GI Joe article anymore. The insipid
stupidity of the article is greatly magnified by the comments
< CaptObviousman> a true competitor to youtube
< mgrossie> Be warned, that temporary blindness may be due to cerebral
hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247, 2009-08-10
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<dive> anyone ever read timecube from top to bottom?
<slackytude> dive, mad people everywhere
<agentc0re|work> dive: Yes.  made it to page 3.
<slackytude> I rest my case
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248, 2009-08-11
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<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> aw fuck
<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> >.>
<Aerialman> ...
<Aerialman> don't say bad words
<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> i'll fuckin swear if a fuckin want tae
<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> :)
<WorldEater> ahahahahahahha
<Aerialman> haha so funny...;/
<captnau> <3 dave
<Aerialman> +G don't work
<Aerialman> i set myself +G, it doesn't work
<Aerialman> what is the point of this channel anyway?
<WorldEater> group masturbation
<Aerialman> ok bye...
 * Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You
 people have to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249, 2009-08-14
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< jeev> i dont see the changes here but i have to fart
< jeev> i duno how that related but i wanted to say it anyway
< elderK> Sweet, full screen.
< elderK> And cheers, fire|bird
< elderK> http://code.google.com/p/mrxvt/wiki/Download
< fire|bird> good find elderK :)
< eviljames> all your code r belong to goog
< elderK> Here's hoping that it compiles and runs happy on OSX's Xquartz.
< elderK> :)
< fire|bird> elderK: good luck :)
< MLanden> Feel better ,jeev?
< elderK> btw, what the hell is slipscrolling?
< jeev> no i cant fart where i'm at
< jeev> it went away temporarily
< MLanden> sorry to hear,jeev...:C
< jeev> tell me about it
< jeev> i hate holding it in
< eviljames> just blast it out & blame it on the dog
< eviljames> or girlfriend, whatever's handy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250, 2009-08-16
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< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with
the name The British Aisles?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251, 2009-08-19
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< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular
expressions. Now I have two problems!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252, 2009-08-19
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-!- edman007 is now known as missyjane
-!- missyjane is now known as edman007
< dive> o0
< dive> tranny
-!- missyjane [n=love@unaffiliated/missyjane] has joined ##slackware
< missyjane> hi guys im back from my tests
< edman007> uh oh...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253, 2009-08-20
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< edman007> macavity, you can't have my meat
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254, 2009-08-23
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(hiptobecubic) So i was thinking
(quasar) that's dangerous
(hiptobecubic) I should make a new git viewer for the command line
(hiptobecubic) and call it 'clit'
(quasar) rofl
(hiptobecubic) i think it would be ahit
(hiptobecubic) hit*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1255, 2009-08-23
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<shevy> anyone knows how or where shebang lines are interpreted?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256, 2009-08-25
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19:24 < Pryon> thelongmile: which web server are you running?
19:24 < thelongmile> debian 5.0
19:25 <@caker> debian is not a web server
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257, 2009-08-25
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< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch
the video?
< ananke> mrselfpwn : what's the link?
< mrselfpwn> Why Linux Sucks
< mrselfpwn> should work
< ananke> should work where?
< mrselfpwn> video

short pause..

< ananke> where?
< dive> internet
< Nylex> lol
< mrselfpwn> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258, 2009-08-28
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<roelof> hello, how can i tell that my arch is x86_64 in sbopkg ?
* roelof has quit (Client Quit)
<chess> roelof: sbopkg automatically detects it with uname -m
<chess> okay, so he left
<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email
which I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ.  Guy needs to
settle down.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1259, 2009-08-28
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< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive
so i would choose suspend to ram IMO
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1260, 2009-08-29
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missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of
this website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9.
missyjane > 2nd bug/problem :x
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261, 2009-08-29
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< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a
stock Flash package was a bug?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262, 2009-09-01
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sheriff ) Anyone have any strong feelings about MoneyBoookers?
gcohen ) why use them when there's paypal
gcohen ) and/or western union
hex ) They killed my master, and stole his amulet!
hex ) Apart from that, they seem fine.
buu ) hex: Did you have to pay a percentage fee on the amulet?
hex ) I broke into their mountain stronghold and stole it back, so no.
buu ) Oh is that how you avoid the transaction fee?
hex ) Yeah, pretty much.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263, 2009-09-01
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( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped
Slack three or four major versions all of a sudden
( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000
instead of version 13

....

( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with
the utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin'
( Schroede1) ...
( Schroede1) no need to be a jackass
( Schroede1) especially over a joke
( alphageek) I was merely responding to your opinion with one of my own
>>> Mode #slackware +o alphageek by ChanServ
<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being
a jackass. learn the difference]
>>> Mode #slackware +b *!*@*.<hostname removed> by alphageek
(@alphageek) I'll give it a few minutes to get the point across :)
( BP{k}) *snickers*
( rworkman) haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264, 2009-09-02
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< Zordrak> sure.. and my shit tastes like chocolate
< pi31415> Zordrak: How does it blow?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265, 2009-09-02
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dchmelik> have you ever used windows 3.1?
< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations
and you
		   could turn then all off?
< antiwire> umm?
< fire|bird> s/then/them/
< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not
going well
< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with
this. :P
< dchmelik> probably because you have not used it
< fire|bird> your point?
< antiwire> I used windows 3.1 and 3.11
< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really
know what
a gui with no animation is
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266, 2009-09-02
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<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: but does the root= line looks correct? what is it?
<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or
chrooting into the system from the dvd
<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on
is unavailable
<Camarade_Tux> and vi has no V ! ='(
<Camarade_Tux> (but you can installpkg)
<briareus> ah
<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this:	root@slackware:/#
<briareus> that looks like a prompt
<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: no, in the lilo.conf
<Camarade_Tux> at the end of it
* slackytude|evil facepalms
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267, 2009-09-03
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<FantoX> where i can find sendmail for windows server 2003
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268, 2009-09-03
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< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer?
That's like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269, 2009-09-06
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< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet
for a twit.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270, 2009-09-07
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.-─ join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35
(Alan_Hicks) Ladies and gentlman, Elvis has entered the building!
(fire|bird) Wow, it's Elvis
(ElvisPresley) good afternoon
(omnipotentduo) i present the KING
(ElvisPresley) anyone can help me?
(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: Go towards the light.
(fire|bird) haha
(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: And kick Michael Jackson's ass towards the
fire if you see him.
((Necos) damn, i'm sure that's gonna be noobfarmed >.>
ElvisPresley) i need to install a modem 3g
(Alan_Hicks) Necos: Not if you don't do it.
(fire|bird) heya Necos
(ElvisPresley) but i don`t know how compile wvstreams
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271, 2009-09-08
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<macavity> has anyone managed to build nxagent?
<macavity> it looks completely obfuscated
* Emanon (n=Emanon@xxxxxxxx.net) has joined ##slackware
<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on
kubuntu and not thrilled
<mancha> i did a while ago, don't recall that many headaches
<Emanon> well iff i do it like a normal person it works fine
<slava_dp> alien had packages for nx iirc
<macavity> booohooo.. no SBo for nxagent :P
<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with
boot partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe
<slava_dp> will this suit
you? http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity
<Cann0n> I haven't installed 13. Any great reasons to upgrade from 12.2?
<Emanon> 64 bit
<Emanon> and kde4 by default
<Emanon> new kernel
<Emanon> and dev packages
<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling
it yourself
<Emanon> nah but added .tkz files (as opposed to .tgz)
<Emanon> if i remember what i read correctly
<Emanon> or txz or something
<slava_dp> lol
<slava_dp> :D
<Emanon> oh the rpm wasnt about the slack 13 comment was it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272, 2009-09-10
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Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding
Web-based file-browsers?
<mrselfpwn> Zordrak, which one?
<Zordrak> mrselfpwn: exactly
<mrselfpwn> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273, 2009-09-10
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<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati
x1400 driver is easier there
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274, 2009-09-16
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<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga
adaptors just to have irc on them?
<+andyn> no
<@stybla> no
<@stybla> :)
<@tewmten> wtf are you talking about?
<@stybla> :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275, 2009-09-16
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<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from
root!! what are those? are they usefull?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276, 2009-09-20
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<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script
for slack?
<Zordrak> i could make one.. but if an elegant one exists....
<slackytude> Zordrak: Slackware Genuine Advantage?
<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade
to Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277, 2009-09-21
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08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> brb
08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> bak
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278, 2009-09-21
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<siimo> when will slack 10 get pidgin 2.6.x
<mingdao> slack 10?
<mingdao> when you build it?
<siimo> i mean 10.3
<siimo> oh sorry 13.0
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279, 2009-09-22
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<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n
coz of farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ?
<sahk0> i dont give a flying fuck :)
<The-Croupier> flying??? never tried that...
<init[1]> sahk0: you don't use pidgin ?
* The-Croupier goes to check his notes....
<init[1]> lol^
<sahk0> The-Croupier:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck
<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique
i didnt know
<The-Croupier> :p
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1280, 2009-09-22
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Seth: recursive fail ftw.. dan googled jfgi
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281, 2009-09-22
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< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd
on Debian?
 < SpaceHobo> the 90s
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282, 2009-09-22
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< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write
this fucking message.
< abrotman> let's write it for him!
< abrotman> yay madlibs!
< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________
(noun) was itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun)
< abrotman> Penis, Dave2, manly, lover
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1283, 2009-09-22
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<slackytude> I have a love-hate relationship with new kde
<deco> slackytude: i hate it now
<fire|bird> You hate it but it loves you? :P
<deco> fire|bird: you love anything :P
<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works
great, then it crashed for no reason
<deco> fire|bird: including me! don't deny it
<slackytude> its teasing me
<deco> slackytude: plasmoid thingy crashes on me a lot
<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it
and it seduces me
<fire|bird> slackytude: just from kde 4.2.x to 4.3 there were 2,000 new
features, 60,000+ bug fixes, etc. :D
<slackytude> Im in an abusive relationship with my window manager
<deco> slackytude: hahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1284, 2009-09-23
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macavity: compgenius999: what craphics card is that?
compgenius999: its an ancient hercules
macavity: oh
agentc0re: the plot thickens
macavity: no wonder.. turn off composite
macavity: now
compgenius999: WTF OMFG FAIL
MLanden: ancient is right
macavity: it will never become stable
compgenius999: i opened xwmconfig and selected xfce
compgenius999: i restarted
agentc0re: i suggest you turn your PC off, and place it in the garbage.
compgenius999: and i'm booted into kde...
compgenius999: nevur
macavity: lol
ngworekara: har
compgenius999: i spent 5 hours building it!
agentc0re: LMAO!!
compgenius999: out of old computers
compgenius999: i even ripped my old hp pavillion to pieces
agentc0re: 5 hours, 20 years ago man!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1285, 2009-09-23
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* The-Croupier needs a challenge
* Zordrak cuts up The-Croupier's dog with a jigsaw
<Zordrak> there you go
<Zordrak> put it back together again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1286, 2009-09-24
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<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could
remove the byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little
endian or the othe guy
<Zordrak> .. do you understand your own question?
<hrad> yep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1287, 2009-09-24
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<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands
without a passwd ?
<superGear> make sure you wasn't root when you did sudo :
<darlek> k ill try again
<darlek> ahh yes i was root lol ...whoops sorry
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288, 2009-09-24
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Guest56473> quote nickserv ghost phoenix^ <password removed>
< Guest56473> argh
Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit
	  [Client Quit]
< fire|bird> CRAP
< compgenius999> lmfao
< thumbs> is that your actual password?
< deco> fire|bird: LOL!
< fire|bird> thumbs: Not for long
< deco> fire|bird: just wow wow
< fire|bird> son of a.....
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289, 2009-09-24
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<Reticenti> man, compiling awn-extras from source is a bitch
<dartmouth> Reticenti, i've noticed that...
<dartmouth> Reticenti, you should make a slackbuild
<Reticenti> dartmouth: have you done it?
<Reticenti> there's a lot of dependencies
<Reticenti> mostly gnome deps.
<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then
started sending love letters to alienBOB
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290, 2009-09-24
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distantgeek - my brain is like an etch a sketch. rattle it around
		       enough and I forget everything.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291, 2009-09-25
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< acidchild> openoffice.org2-math    is the excel one right
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1292, 2009-09-27
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<+ccfreak2k> What would I do with the Windows CD?
<+seed_> play frisby
<Dominian> Well, you know where to put it ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293, 2009-09-28
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< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i
install Dovecot?
< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it
should be?
< Dominian> send an email to it?
< Johno> ...
-!- Johno is now known as dumbass
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294, 2009-09-28
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<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why
the msdn article is factually wrong..  Never seen one be before :/
<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they
are correct
<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They
do not say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then
treat it as proven fact.
<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to
everything. Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs
<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't
jump to the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs.
<Ether_Man> mota, it would be ignoring ACLs if it had unrestricted.
<mota> That's your conclusion. As we have agreed, it is incorrect.
<mota> And I am done pointing this out, let's move on.
<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted
means.. ACL is a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted,
not unrestricted.
<slackytude> Ether_Man, please dont do this again
<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you're saying unrestricted means the same as
restricted then? -_-
<slackytude> Ether_Man, Im saying, dont keep arguing when you are plainly
mistaken. you tend to get stubborn about that
<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles
and settings
<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung
up in his one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it.
<slackytude> mota, been there, done that
<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you are saying unrestricted suddenly means
restricted? Great.. Im kindof guessing that a professor in english would
disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language
obeys their definitions of the words..
<slackytude> >_<
<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I
based my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently
Im trying to understand how mota  can sit there and say that it's right,
when it says the exact opposite of what it is.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295, 2009-09-28
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<slackytude-nfs> yeah!
<slackytude-nfs> diskless NFS root
<slackytude-nfs> insert usb stick, boot from NFS
<slackytude-nfs> great fun
<mingdao> slackytude-nfs: dropbear rules
<slackytude-nfs> mingdao, thats a ssh server, no?
<mingdao> yes
<mingdao> you start it at the boot prompt and do everything from another
terminal
<mingdao> I don't install any other way.
<slackytude-nfs> yeah, but I can boot slackware on any machine now
<slackytude-nfs> oh, thats nice as well
<slackytude-nfs> the problem is, I kinda screwed up
<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that
means lot of errors on startup
<slackytude-nfs> like no ssh server
<mingdao> you what?
<slackytude-nfs> installed it on NTFS
<slackytude-nfs> which I share by NFS
<mingdao> How can you install Slackware on a NTFS filesystem?
<mingdao> How do you expect it to run?
<slackytude-nfs> it runs
<slackytude-nfs> heh
<slackytude-nfs> just not very well
<slackytude-nfs> like, it will start everything in rc.d
<slackytude-nfs> coz everything is marked executable
<slackytude-nfs> but I shall nuke the NTFS and use ext4 or sumthing
<slackytude-nfs> but still I like this
<slackytude-nfs> alrite
<slackytude-nfs> gonna kill the ntfs drive now
<slackytude-nfs> see ya
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296, 2009-09-29
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<Twayne> what about when your keyboard is in ALL CAPS?! :P
<SelfishMan> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY KEYBAORD
<SelfishMan> EXCEPT SOMEONE REVERSED MY 'A' AND 'O' KEYS
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297, 2009-09-30
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06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that
code in this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not*
want to see the literal code again, if it is not escaped.
		  Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel
		  log of today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks
		  to spook
06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join
the exiles
06:35 < init[1]> o_O
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298, 2009-10-01
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< DonQuixote> heh
< Sancho_Panza> DonQuixote: soy el hombre de la mancha
< DonQuixote> yep
* Sancho_Panza gets DonQuixote's horse ready
< vastina> the fuck...?
< vastina> am i in slackware?
< DonQuixote> no
< straterra> No
< wayne_> I think it is a lenovo g530
* DonQuixote rides towards the wind mills
* Sancho_Panza follows along
< vastina> wow
< mingdao> wayne_: is that what you saw in the lshal output?
* vastina walks away
< fire|bird> vastina: nope, you're in #ubuntu in disquise.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299, 2009-10-01
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nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless
once you start learning bash
<slackytude> bash seems pointless, once you start learning ubuntu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300, 2009-10-05
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< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaYOpbgieU
 < jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s
 < thrice`> wow,
 * jeev holds out his beating stick
 < jeev> wow what ?
 < thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev
 < straterra> (with stupidity)
 < jeev> i'm honored
 < jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with
 stupid comments
 < straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran
 down the crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress
 < jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha
 < jeev> you're funny.
 < straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already.
 < jeev> sarcasm works both ways
 < deco> leave jeev  alone! :(
 < straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways'
 you mean.
 < jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to
 step away to his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags
 and putting new ons
 < jeev> ones
 < jeev> it's like this every day
 < straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you?
 < jeev> welcome to my fag list
 < straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301, 2009-10-07
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< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local
System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
#1) Respect the privacy of others.     #2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.  [sudo] password for
dravekx:  dravekx is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be
reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$
< Dravekx_> BAHAHAHAHA
< Dravekx_> WTF is all that
< Dravekx_> my own server reported me.
< Dravekx_> lol
< enmerkar> Dravekx_: man sudo, man sudoers
< Dravekx_> lol
< Dravekx_> ok Im just lost
< Dravekx_> I think I need to read more before i venture into linux.
< Dravekx_> im going back to windows.
< Dravekx_> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302, 2009-10-07
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<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf,
will i findhappiness in slack ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1303, 2009-10-08
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<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode.
<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called
<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x
<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty?
<mrselfpwn> and tty
<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no.
<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network
<mrselfpwn> oh i understand
<spook> yeah.
<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface
is the server.
* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) зашел на
канал ##slackware
<metrofox> hi there!
<spook> metrofox: hey!
<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello
<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn
<metrofox> what's going on guys? =)
<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back.
<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic...
<mrselfpwn> ;D
<metrofox> :P
<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log
in over the network.
<spook> loooooool.
<mrselfpwn> XD
<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304, 2009-10-08
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< Scuzz> fire|bird, you try vbatts 4.3.2 yet ?
< Scuzz> nice and stable still i take it ?
< mancha> what does vbatts do?
< deco> build kde packages
< deco> :)
< Scuzz> lol
< Scuzz> yeah
< mancha> ah heh. thought that was an app: vbatts version 4.3.2
< deco> ....
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305, 2009-10-08
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< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for
example?
< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: like? I did init.d/smbd start
< Zordrak> O_O
< Zordrak> adriyel: what OS are you running?
< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: GTFO!
< mancha> should do summit like /etc/rc.d/rc.samb...
< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24
19:33:52 EDT 2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
< mancha> init.d sounds like redcrap or summit
< Zordrak> GET THE HELL OUT NOW
< adriyel> lmao!
< Scuzz> lol
* deco gets his beating stick out
< adriyel> Zordrak: fuck off troll, I'm here because I don't like Redhat.
< Zordrak> no.. stop laughing and get walking
< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware.  Go ask
somebody else.	We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up.
< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: that's a nice excuse, but I'll leave anyway.
< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is
excellent. Obviously something has changed that.
< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth.  You'll get a
better answer somewheres else.
< rogersman> dumb-ass questions?
< Zordrak> just.. just.. no.p
< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just
isn't ours.
< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses
doesn't change that.
< Zordrak> i have no words..
< deco> adriyel: make me some lunch and GTFO
* Zordrak takes a VDU break
-!- adriyel [i=adriyel@anapnea.net] has left ##slackware []
deco> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306, 2009-10-09
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ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's
parents.. while on acid... and naked
ninjabox - oh man
ninjabox - sometimes I shouldn't hit enter
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307, 2009-10-10
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< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda
put in the position to do it
< ninjabox> when I lived in mexico, I got around very well
< ArmChairWarrior> thats what she said
< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't
at all
< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends,
it comes out =P
< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to
german food
< ArmChairWarrior> its usually vomit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308, 2009-10-10
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<spook> i need a girl friend...
<ananke> spook: so quit looking
<Camarade_Tux> who uses slackware and codes in ocaml? xD
<spook> ananke: its been 12 hours since i last had sex.
<ananke> spook: and?
<spook> thats too long!
<Camarade_Tux> you had sex during the beginnning of the afternoon?
<spook> no, at 6am
<Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living?
<spook> west
<Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :)
<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a
girlfriend)

_one_hour_later_

<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my
meals :D
<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you
just said
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309, 2009-10-13
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< spook> i've had a few females that couldnt get enough meat.
< spook> [ in bed ]
< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to
satisfy them.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310, 2009-10-14
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<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yeah, I need propaganda material
<slackytude|evil> Camarade_Tux, for what?
<Camarade_Tux> t-shirt, hoodies, strings, mugs, condoms!
<deco> Camarade_Tux: thongs ?
<slackytude|evil> condoms?
<Camarade_Tux> deco: yeah, slackware ones :)
<slackytude|evil> slackware condoms?
<spider1010> pass out slackware condoms.
<slackytude|evil> that doesnt sound right, somehow
<deco> Camarade_Tux: ok wear that on friday....
<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yes, sure ;)
<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: the safest and most stable ones :)
<slackytude|evil> lol
<Camarade_Tux> deco: ^^^
<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware
would be microsoft
<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware
symbol they get horny
<spider1010> lol
<fire|bird> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311, 2009-10-14
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spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a
bit. before ultimately becoming limp.
spracklin - er
spracklin - caio
spracklin <<< [anon@<server redacted>] quits [Quit: ]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312, 2009-10-14
%
jeev: wow
jeev: the only person who said i was nice ended up being a weirdo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313, 2009-10-15
%
< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It
would take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more
than 1 minute lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and
ozone layer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314, 2009-10-16
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straterra - pao bu!
straterra - Go running!
drijen - lol
straterra - this shit is really fun
drijen - probably why its so effective
straterra - i can say water..or food
straterra - 87%..not too bad for midnight
drijen - gj
andarius - the 13% error may get a rubber chicken stuck in your butt :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315, 2009-10-18
%
<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains
each installation cd?
<slackytude> the packages dont contain the cd, the cd contains packages
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316, 2009-10-19
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<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between
Zordrak and his French Roast
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317, 2009-10-19
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< humbaba> wft
< humbaba> $ ls
< humbaba> craplja.was.here.txt
< humbaba> $
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318, 2009-10-19
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< valkenar> Do I have to relogin to have group changes take effect?
< fire|bird> yes
< BP{k}> yes
< spider1010> yep
< NaCl> apparently
< antler> sometimes?
< hiptobecubic> absolutely
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319, 2009-10-23
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13:17  * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to
eat 200k of bandwidth ...
13:17 < jkwood> It's a very efficient compression system.
13:18 < jkwood> It carries along enough excess to plug the leaks in your
intertubes,  like that slime stuff for yuor tires.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320, 2009-10-27
%
13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of
blackness with extra stupidity
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321, 2009-10-28
%
< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working
on firefox and uh...
< beatzz> im getting a segmentation fault when I ./libflashplayer.so
< beatzz> even as root
< rk4n3> dude, you don't run it
< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart
firefox
fire|bird watches beatzz facepalm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322, 2009-10-28
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< Yaakov> 我爱你一个绝
< Yaakov> gah
< Yaakov>
我爱你一个绝佳巨型爱你
< SpaceHobo> 歩行者天国
< brian> AHHHH THE CHINESE ARE ATTACKING
< cdlu>
< Yaakov> 空间保母
<jess^> <redacted>
<jess^> <redacted>
< brian> THERES TOO MANY OF THEM ITS EVERY MAN FOR YOURSELF
<jess^> <redacted>
< tarpman> TURN THE FLEET AROUND

redacted_ignore.pl ftw
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323, 2009-11-04
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< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a
distraction going so I can slip out?
< rob0> Um ... you cannot slip out, by definition. You are CaptObviousman.
< rob0> /nick NotSoObviousSlipman
< rob0> try that, might help
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324, 2009-11-06
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<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less
than the weight of the woman.
* HoopyCat summons the HST to take a portrait of your mother
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325, 2009-11-06
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<dellwood> zomg
<dellwood> it worked
<dellwood> thanks so much you guys ^_^
<dellwood> i love the linux community because its so helpful :D
* dellwood kisses spook
<spook> dellwood: thanks for actually listening to our help.
<mishehu> oooh spook and dellwood sitting in a tree...
<dellwood> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326, 2009-11-08
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< zerosoul13> init[1]: i use pidgin for every account i have
 < spook> sigh
 < spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee
 < zerosoul13> ok
 < init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ?
 < zerosoul13> let me do that
 < init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ?
 < zerosoul13> ok
 < init[1]> omg!
 < spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban.
 < init[1]> spook: oops soory
 < init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back
 < zerosoul13> ok
 < zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool
 < init[1]> :)
 < spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in
 that file, if you didnt already realise that
 < zerosoul13> i just did
 < zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up
 < zerosoul13> holy smokes!
 < init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P
 < init[1]> zerosoul13: lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327, 2009-11-13
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< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB  when i created my user account from root,
I chose login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always
do that...
< init[1]> alreadygone: check /etc/passwd | grep yourname
< init[1]> s/check/cat/
< alreadygone> nothing came up
< alreadygone> did a	cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname
< init[1]> omg!
< init[1]> alreadygone: your username
< alreadygone> what?
< guax> jeesus
< alreadygone> oh crap
< guax> need to quote that
< guax> aeaeuheahuaeuheuhea
< init[1]> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328, 2009-11-14
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< Tightbunz> I still wet my bed!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329, 2009-11-15
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< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me
the source code.
< Zordrak> :)
< spook> Zordrak: :)
< init[1]> toastytoast: what if ,you don't have the compiler?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1330, 2009-11-16
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glphvgacs : is there any x86-64 optimized version of slackware?
kitche : umm what do you think slackware64 is?
maybe : 13.0
BP{k} : kitche: it's for those halfbaked 128bits computers ;)
glphvgacs : kitche: could be ppc64, no?
BP{k} : *sigfh*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331, 2009-11-17
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:::: You're now known as init[1]
:::: s0d0!n=(hostmask removed) has joined ##slackware
< tank-man> is the [0] index your way of saying you are away? :)
< tank-man> i think there is a channel rule about that
< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in
trouble, what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some
irc clients have
< mancha> Pigpen, try it
 :::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away
 :::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy
 :::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned:
 please turn off your auto-away functionality on your client when
 frequenting this channel...same thing for if you've manually set
       yourself to 'away'.  The channel doesn't need to know and you
       can always SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'.
< BP{k}> mancha++ ;)
< init[1]> lol
< mancha> morning fun  :P
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< thrice`> kids these days :)
:::: Pig_Pen!n=anyuser@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware
< BP{k}> Pig_Pen: Uhm, and you were saying?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332, 2009-11-29
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< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king,
which in turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat ,
leading me to eat ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333, 2009-12-01
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<+macavity> nn fellows :-)
<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay
women
<+macavity> ok, the one who noobfarms that one dies :P
 * eviljames noobfarms
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334, 2009-12-01
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<+Camarade_Tux> ok, I'll have to go soon if I don't want to have troubles
removing some hairy 20cm-long thing from my ass on tomorrow morning :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335, 2009-12-02
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<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that
could have overwritten anything? did you do a full install?
<candinho> yes i did, like the readme  and install told to do
<candinho> ./configure make , sudo make install
<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current
is at 2.14.7) so there's your origin
<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm,
etc...
<Pig_Pen> beat me to it
<candinho> yes i instaled cairo, updated pango glib2 and gmm
<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that,
it will break things
<candinho> glimm gtkmm
<Pig_Pen> go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
<candinho> ahuahauahu
<candinho> but my linux is still working
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336, 2009-12-03
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<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the
first time, it has been announced.
<deco> :o
<deco> i can like almost touch messi's penis now :o
<chopp> wtf....dude.
<Camarade_Tux> hahahahaha :P
<Scuzz> lol
<Camarade_Tux> I think we're producing far too many noobfarm quotes :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337, 2009-12-03
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<+fire|bird> eh, it's not that great, certainly nothing to brag about. :P
<+deco> that's what she said
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338, 2009-12-03
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<deco> My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339, 2009-12-05
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( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China,
I wont be able to connect to my box and signal for help.
(15:53:59) ( Zordrak) \o/
(15:53:59) Zordrak gets the kidnappers on the blower
(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll
know that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility.
(15:55:26) Zordrak will just RMA the screen
(15:55:39) ( CcSsNET) lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340, 2009-12-08
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* Alan_Hicks is a manipulative bitch.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341, 2009-12-08
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<straterra> and... home
<straterra> 14 hours after i left this morn
<drijen> viagra?
<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's
involved?
<fred> Wait, never mind, silly question.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342, 2009-12-10
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<arethusa>
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html wait,
Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails?
 <drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything
 <arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P
 <drijen> aye, easily corrupted
 <drijen> should have called em .pol files
 <arethusa> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343, 2009-12-14
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<WilliamC> I remember when the entire internet got DDOSed.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1344, 2009-12-16
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< jess^> yay, resizing dicks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345, 2009-12-16
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<MrWGW> I on the other hand am deeply talented
<MrWGW> btw
<MrWGW> do any of you have any skill at interpreting traceroutes?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1346, 2009-12-18
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In #kde ...

<bulent>	i need help
<bulent>	can some one click on this to tell me if my server
working http://192.168.1.2/
<same>		this ip can't be reached from internt
<pinotree>	bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses
<bulent>	yeah but my original ip
<alienBOB>	I fail to see the KDE relevance ?
<bulent>	apache server on kde
<same>		on top of linux actually
<bulent>	thats right
<same>		kde is desktop environment
<bulent>	not on top
<bulent>	beside
<pinotree>	bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has
nothing to do with kde?
<bulent>	ok
<bulent>	hi everyone
<pinotree>	(still in #kde...)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1347, 2009-12-18
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<+straterra> Wait..you people use usenet to read...news?
<+BP{k}> straterra: yes, unlike your frequent visits to
alt.fan.erotica.rancid.furry-creatures.
<+straterra> dude
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348, 2009-12-22
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<SiegeX> Clit Eatswood would be a sick girl's name
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349, 2009-12-23
%
antiwire: First rule of screen club; don't talk about screen.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1350, 2009-12-31
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<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on
that box.
<MLanden> Urchlay, what rez?
<Urchlay> Xv works, including fullscreen mplayer that doesn't skip
<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200
on that card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to
admit the monitor could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy
water and custom ModeLines in xorg.conf
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351, 2010-01-05
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<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian
will install it?
<valdyn> cmacis: which .deb?
<Kamping_Kaiser> sacrifice a goat
<korhojoa> :D
<cmacis> http://packages.debian.org/squeeze/unetbootin
<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you
or the guy supplying it does not use debian properly
<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb>
<name of goat>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352, 2010-01-06
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<+straterra> It puts the lotion on its skin..
<+straterra> Or else it gets the gag again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353, 2010-01-11
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agentc0re: i'd laugh if he kicked himself.
fire|bird: lol
fire|bird left the room (Kicked by bleeding|edge (Spark fyrir reglubrot
(repeat:1 total:1))).
fire|bird [n=fire|bir@unaffiliated/firebird619] entered the room.
mode (+o fire|bird ) by ChanServ
mode (+v fire|bird ) by bleeding|edge
agentc0re: The irony
fire|bird: no, but I just did. :P
fire|bird: damn
fire|bird: It said in the script I was immune from that. :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354, 2010-01-11
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rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak
english at all :(
agentc0re: it works fine on 13.0 though.
spook: rhynnah: we dont speak english
agentc0re: rhynnah: eh?  i don't know what the hell you're trying to say.
spook: rhynnah: we speak slackwish
rhynnah: i see...
acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go
in, no words can come out
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355, 2010-01-13
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acidchild: i need to cut my hair too sigh
acidchild: i could probably clean my ass with my hair atm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356, 2010-01-13
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<Dougdoug4> I'm not Burger King
<Dougdoug4> and I'll be DAMNED
<Dougdoug4> if you have it your way
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357, 2010-01-14
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< IPv6Freely> I  got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping
for Rock Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg.
< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that
fucker just made $4.85 off me! >:(
< Plazma-Rooolz> i think this qualifies fora  FFFFUUUU
< Jenkens> lol
< tanner> bleh
< Tophat> hahahahahhahahahhaha
< ^Michael> owned
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358, 2010-01-14
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<hiptobecubic> firefox keep segfaulting
...
<hiptobecubic> hfjardim, won't that tank your profile also?
<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: It sure will, bookmarks, everything.
<hiptobecubic> it's even crashing in -safe-mode
<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and
give it a go.
...
<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just
~/.mozilla then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing
that, backup first, then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it
all back.
...
<Pig_Pen> at least save the bookmarks.html if nothing else
...
<hiptobecubic> moving .mozilla didn't solve anything
...
<hiptobecubic> god this is like being back in 2007
<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain
site, when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly?
<hiptobecubic> randomly
<fire|bird> straced it?
<hiptobecubic> oh goddamnit
<hiptobecubic> i killed my ff profile
<fire|bird> did you backup first?
<hiptobecubic> well i thought so
<hiptobecubic> well shit.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359, 2010-01-19
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< CaptObviousman> I'm debating if I want to go to this party tonight
< ninjabox> Will there be troubled girls just begging to be deflowered?
< ninjabox> sry, wasn't supposed to hit enter
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360, 2010-01-23
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<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger...
But yet i use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac =
i hate myself and i didn't know it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361, 2010-02-03
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slackwarebob: I can't believe what a piece of crap FF is.
slackwarebob: you look at it and it crashes.
...
slackwarebob: crashes at startup while loading previously open session.
slackwarebob: which was running fine for 3 days.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362, 2010-02-03
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<Plazma-Rooolz> what can i use instead of eggs?
<xnyx> little white orbs ejected from the chickens ass...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363, 2010-02-04
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<+fire|bird> !pants agentc0re
<@AgentAnderson>  agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on
the ground!
<+agentc0re> \0/
<+agentc0re> |`|  <-- no pants..
<+Scuzz> lol
<+chopp> |\| would have looked better. :P
<+agentc0re> but it's leaning the other way. |/|
<+agentc0re> to the right.  :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1364, 2010-02-05
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<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a
bunch more abortions
<+acidchild> CHEAATT
<@sativa_> there are soooo many recipes online
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365, 2010-02-09
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< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by
slackware developer ?
< manhunter> what do the slackware developer do ?
<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can
not volunteer
< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as
developers
< manhunter> ?
<@alienBOB> Sure
< manhunter> what's the process to choose?
< manhunter> how do they choose?
< BP{k}> it involves lemons
<@alienBOB> It is a secret
< TheGroove> Lemons, and a party.
< dive> and a cup
< pseudonymous> cake, it's all about cake
<@alienBOB> That is only after you've been chosen
< BP{k}> the cake is a lie!
< Camarade_Tux> I think I don't want to know the details ^^
< XGizzmo_> There is no spoon
<@alienBOB> We tried
<@alienBOB> It hurt too much
< BP{k}> alienBOB: is that why rworkman walked funny for a couple of days?
< dive> well that bash beat me
<@alienBOB> Actually Alan_Hicks was the victim
< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What
the.. damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366, 2010-02-10
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Delahunt| stupid question ... the intel i7 processor is an i786?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367, 2010-02-14
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<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack
running in Qemu running on Slackware64-current.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1368, 2010-02-15
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<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for
Linux!
<newbie2010> are they crazy or what
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369, 2010-02-16
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Channel window fail ;-)

«     antiwire» like how a wonderbra shapes those titties
«     antiwire» oh shit.
«	   dive» haha
«	break19» uh ok
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370, 2010-02-16
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fire|bird: you must have tiny hands, I didn't feel a thing.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371, 2010-02-17
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<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a
lot of actual quotes :-)
<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that<
many quotes to spam noobfarm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372, 2010-02-18
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< BP{k}>
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438
< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and
chat with frequently, it could aid stalkers?
< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently,
you're doing it wrong.
< BP{k}> jkwood: that never stopped us from taking to straterra. ;)
< straterra> You've got it wrong
< straterra> If you've talked to me, I'm not stalking you
< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the
wall, your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well
lubricated and sore...I'm stalking you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1373, 2010-02-18
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<+Camarade_Tux> but remember, I still have to buy my cockring :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374, 2010-02-18
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nix_chix0r ships free samples of ExtenZe
<Camarade_Tux> nope, no need for it here
<Camarade_Tux> you know, without balls, it's pretty useless anyway :-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375, 2010-02-18
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* mag0o pumps fist in the air
* Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist
<+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376, 2010-02-19
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Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink.
Cann0n * fails
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377, 2010-02-19
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<Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378, 2010-02-23
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< PufferFish> Linux is for retrds
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379, 2010-02-24
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<gavin___> WARNING:  Package has not been created with 'makepkg'
<gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed.
<alisonken1noc> what was the command you used exactly?
<gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz
<gavin___> but it was a txz.asc
<gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380, 2010-02-24
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< nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing,
/var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty?
< alienBOB> nathanbw: enable logging then?
< nathanbw> alienBOB, sweet. How?
< alienBOB> Edit the freaking conf file
* jkwood logs alienBOB
* alienBOB hits jkwood with a log
* pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381, 2010-02-25
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<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere
on the net?
<jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com
* jkwood rolls his eyes
<thrice`> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382, 2010-02-27
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Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but
i was too drunk to get it up
Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383, 2010-03-01
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<Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13
<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used
for testing the next release of slackware
<Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware
<Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling
<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware
13.0. And I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you
are an experienced Slacker
<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this
(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in
your blog , can I use it?
<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0
<alienBOB> It even says so in that article
<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384, 2010-03-04
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<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called
alienBOB making scripts and shit
<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working
for them
<DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed
<DeputyDERPDERP> true story
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385, 2010-03-04
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<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you
know where I could ask for NM support?
* NaCl braces himself
<+Delahunt> what is NM?
<+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico?
<+NaCl> NetworkManager
<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##gnome or some shit.
<+Alan_Hicks> #someshit may be the correct channel.
<+NaCl> #someshit is not actually a channel here. :P
<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##someshit.
<+NaCl> Nope.
<+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager.
* Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386, 2010-03-04
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< ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal
< jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5.
< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand
binary and those who not.
< jkwood> I agree.
< jkwood> And you're definitely one of them.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387, 2010-03-06
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< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I
shall now more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and
much appreciated
< rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway?
< rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all.
< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if
it *were* based on Slackware)
< Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat
< rworkman> Tough shit.
< Yanzie> So I came here, get over it?
< rworkman> I'll try to get over it.
-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
-!- Yanzie was kicked from ##slackware by rworkman [Yanzie]
-!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman
< rworkman> There.  I'm over it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388, 2010-03-06
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< byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars?
< rworkman> You don't swallow.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389, 2010-03-06
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< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the
vsftp service?
< rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't.
< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but
still...
< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will
cause it to start at boot?
< Azeotrope> i know ssh does
< BP{k}> ...
< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is
still not encrypted.
< Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup?
< rworkman> *whoosh*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390, 2010-03-07
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has joined ##slackware
 < Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with
 slackware can any body to help me to setup it
 < sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/
 < Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes
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 has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
 < Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body
 to help me to repair it
 < brainvision> have you got a network manager installed?
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes  , ican access other device as eyh0
 but i can not use wireless
 < brainvision> what network mamanger do you use?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it?
 < brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday..
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware
 < brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware..
 < brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
 < brainvision> are you with the current?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
 < brainvision> uname -r what it says to you?
 < brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel
 < brainvision> I think you should try the huge one..
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ??
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees
 it & love slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now
 < brainvision> uname -r
 < brainvision> tell me the output please
 < brainvision> :)
 < brainvision> and try to follow me..
  * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show
 < brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :)
 < sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx
 < brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his
 chipset..
 < brainvision> sahk0: no?
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the
 generic or the huge kernel?
 < brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it
 < brainvision> :)
 < brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using?
 < brainvision> ok
 < TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your
 current kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded
 already. If it doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell
 shipped your machine with an incompatible wireless card.
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want  to install slackware i
 pressed inter to load kernel
 < brainvision> I pressed inter?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press
 inter or f2
 < brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better
 solution..
 < brainvision> if you know how to do it..
 < TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v
 < TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine.
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root
 < TheGroove> This is taking too long.
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 has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
 < brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack
 < brainvision> :)
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 < brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker
 < brainvision> :)
 < brainvision> so?
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 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing
 < brainvision> ???
 < brainvision> what did you do?
 < brainvision> first of all..
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v
 < brainvision> lspci
 < brainvision> lspci -v
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root!
 < Blue-Slacker> ok
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key..
 < brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right!
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me (
 subsystem : Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card
 < TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of
 information.
 < brainvision> TheGroove: :)
 < TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now
 < TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution.
 < TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/
 < brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
 < brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM
 < brainvision> :)
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM
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 Connection reset by peer]
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 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now..
 < brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
 802.11b/g (rev
 < brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
 < brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info
 on lspci?
 < brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
 802.11b/g (rev
 < brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now
 < brainvision> somethin like BCM4312
 < brainvision> I think..
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211	107059 2 B43. mac 80211
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about
 < brainvision> a stupid question..
 < brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down
 in the preferences?
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0
 < brainvision> only 1 is allowed
 < brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
 < brainvision> go www.pastebin.com
 < brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg
 < brainvision> as root
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any
 thing to copy it to pastebin
 < brainvision> yes no problem
 < brainvision> but I think your wireless should work
 < brainvision> I can't see where the problem is..
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error :
 YOU MUST GO TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent
 frimware for this driver version
 < brainvision> ah ah
 < brainvision> here we go
 < brainvision> :)
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ?
 < brainvision> what?
 < brainvision> the solution..!!!
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
 < brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org
 < brainvision> ????
 < brainvision>  pardon..
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download
 < brainvision>
 http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation
 < brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
 < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase
 it lost charge
 < brainvision> ac power?
 < sahk0> someone should noobfarm him
 < sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391, 2010-03-07
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<+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again?
<+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux
 * AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe.  The display
 reads [27] seconds.
<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose
the correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium,
Promethium and Germanium.
<+lf4> lol
<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
 * AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
<+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon
<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson
[snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)]
 * AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra.  The display
 reads [24] seconds.
<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose
the correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen,
Titanium, Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
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joined ##slackware-offtopic
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<+lf4> Hahaha  this should be good
<+Camarade_Tux> how did it react?
<+fire|bird> you'll see
<+Camarade_Tux>  ^^
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[*BOOM!*. (186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly
painfull way)]
<+lf4> hahahaha
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<+fire|bird> hahahahahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392, 2010-03-08
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<Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works
<Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1393, 2010-03-10
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< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like
thrice` ;)
* pprkut ducks
* jkwood turkeys
< rob0> Such fowl humor!
< jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes?
< jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment.
< jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack.
< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send
me his bill.
< rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess.
< jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin.
< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't
affected my pidgeon.
< rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about.
< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend,
though.
< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl
drop it like it's hawk.
< rob0> I flew the coop.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394, 2010-03-10
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<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on
the sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't
turn it, so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt
when I whacked my crotch on the seat :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395, 2010-03-11
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<+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396, 2010-03-15
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< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree
i found only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake?
< Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one?
< thrice`> it's probably still uploading.  such bloat takes awhile,
you know
< thrice`> or, still compiling
< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs
update and the last -current update. ;)
< BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;)
< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled.
It's gotten so big even the source code is self-aware.
< mancha> emacs compiles itself
< thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs?
< NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself?
< mancha> emacs killed chuck norris
< Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic
< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely.  It's assumed that emacs is installed,
given that it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove.
< Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates
< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware
it runs on
< Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey
< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number
of emacs packages is close to infinity
< Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status?
< Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf
< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to
sustain its hunger for human flesh.
< mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running
< NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once
< mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics,
irc-over-emacs still works
< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks.  And quantum
holes through space.
< raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support
< raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397, 2010-03-16
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< rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :)
< chess> rworkman: hey Robby!  :-)  how ya doin?
< rworkman> chess: busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
< XGizzmo> We need to go out and buy lotto tickets
* jkwood brings out the lemon barrel
< rworkman> hehe
* rworkman is afraid to ask why jkwood has a lemon barrell.
< jkwood> It's the ##slackware lemon barrel.
< rworkman> ah
< jkwood> For special occasions.
< XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398, 2010-03-20
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<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to
work, etc.
<+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399, 2010-03-24
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<phrags> hey guys
<Jessia> syug yeh
<phrags> everything ok ?
<Jessia> ? ko gnihtyreve
<BP{k}> phrags: kick ban Jessia please :) and thanks :)
<Jessia> ): sknaht dna ): esaelp aisseJ nab kcik :sgarhp
<Zordrak> phrags: yeh. great(!)
<Jessia> )!(taerg .hey :sgarhp
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrag
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
* Jessia left (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))
<Zordrak> lol
<surrounder> yay
<phrags> someone beat me to it =P
<Zordrak> too little too late buddy :)
<Necos> woohoo!
<Necos> oper-killed
<phrags> well i did *just* get into work, give me a break =P

in 3 minutes...

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<phrags> removepkg, upgradepkg
<Guest85315> gkpedargpu ,gkpevomer
<Necos> holy hell
<Guest85315> lleh yloh
<Necos> it's back >.>
<Guest85315> >.> kcab s'ti
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
* phrags banned *!*@60.52.107.88
* slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned)
<phrags> i'll be here all day =P
<surrounder> phrags saves the day!
<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask
to the same oper
<surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400, 2010-03-26
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<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your
attitude stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
<ChunkySalsa> lol
<ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am
<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done
anything
<ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason
<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you
should be able to figure that out
<phragmatic> thanks for the info =)
<ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs
<ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D
<phragmatic> i don't care, as long as users are happy... get a life mate
<ChunkySalsa> you are sad
<ChunkySalsa> sad sad sad
<ChunkySalsa> LOL
<ChunkySalsa> hahahahahaha, thats funny
<ChunkySalsa> you see that?
<ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark
<ChunkySalsa> <3
<ChunkySalsa> epic fail
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1401, 2010-03-26
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<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if
*really* full
<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your
broken so is
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402, 2010-03-29
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<raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup
<acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually
<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the
damn cd every time I went to sell it back
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403, 2010-03-29
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<Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404, 2010-03-30
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<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write,
I think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any
other safe way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
<Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers
<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't
blatantly have an error
<Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it
<rizitis> I am root
<alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user
<alisonken1noc> ok
<Zordrak> then just open it with any editor
<rizitis> as root
<rizitis> ok I ll try thanks
<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem
with vi and vim.
<alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems
<rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong...
<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down,
left and  right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still
working and only if I kill it it stops..
<alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode?
<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not
edit mode
<rizitis> ops
<rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405, 2010-03-31
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<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo
is deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
<Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off
<alisonken1home> at least it likes itself
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406, 2010-04-01
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<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my
thumb's already sitting on top of it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1407, 2010-04-01
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< Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky.
< SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it
< Peng> And you still have to get the rifle in place.
< SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van
< Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans.
< Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408, 2010-04-07
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<strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware
<strato_> did you read and understand the whole code
<KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409, 2010-04-13
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<jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and
	client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
	works on all genders.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410, 2010-04-15
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< binford2k> I'm such a dick
 < binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
 < binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
 < straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1411, 2010-04-15
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* fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly
< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the
sky from me <iceland> O RLY?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1412, 2010-04-18
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In unsolicited /msg...

<ne7work> hello,
<ne7work> can you unban me please :(
<ne7work> i'm new user of slackware
<ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413, 2010-04-26
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< frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script
because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414, 2010-04-26
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< dKingston> google is down
< dKingston> !down google.com
< linbot> dKingston: It's just you.
< dKingston> wat
< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ
alert. if your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404.
<@Perihelion> Owned.
< dKingston> :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415, 2010-04-29
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< dustybin> alienBOB: are you a vim user?
< alienBOB> dustybin: both vim and elvis
< dustybin> ok!
< alienBOB> On Windows, gvim is my default editor
< jkwood> Using elvis kills babby seals.
* alienBOB clubs jkwood
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416, 2010-05-03
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»»» Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at
    least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes,
    drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest.
    How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!!
(+kethry) eviljames is a ponygirl?
* kethry blinks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1417, 2010-05-05
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<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of
cock.. so.. rich bitch then?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418, 2010-05-07
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<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel
patches that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is
even available for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice
looking desktop that will determine if linux is viable alternative to
the general public
<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements
(or attics in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE
looks like ass.
<tsccof> lol
<tsccof> my grandfather who is 72 runs Arch Linux
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419, 2010-05-09
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<hegemoOn> i will kill the former admin :) with -9
<hegemoOn> :D
<lhunath> that's not nice.  give him a chance to kill his children first.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1420, 2010-05-10
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twoshot_ : md5sum: slackware64-13.0-install-dvd.iso: Input/output error
twoshot_ : Does this mean I need to redownload the file??
slava_dp : lol
twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished
burning it..
slava_dp : check dmesg for disk errors
twoshot_ : slava: How do I do that?
thrice` : twoshot_, btw, 13.1 will be out VerySoon :>
Zordrak : twoshot_: type dmesg
twoshot_ : dmesg
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421, 2010-05-10
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<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one
fails, the other should be sigkill'd. An array?
<Wulf> flow4: if you know the number of childs, that will work
<flow4> Wulf,  and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use
the ECHILD error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that
the only way?
<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good
idea.
<aroach31291> lol
<aroach31291> i was waiting for that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422, 2010-05-10
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eviljames: !8ball am I gay?
AgentAnderson: eviljames: Of course.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1423, 2010-05-12
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<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200?  You know,
the one who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird?  You know, the one
you'd never look at twice if she's standing next to an even moderately
attractive lady?
<rworkman> | Well, flash is that girl.
<rworkman> | She's the only one left, so you go home with her.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1424, 2010-05-12
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<mancha> question: is ###channel the official ##channel channel or the
unofficial #channel channel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425, 2010-05-14
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<guax> backups? i like to live dangerously
<guax> a.k.a. im too lousy to rsync
<guax> lazy
<guax> damn foreign language
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426, 2010-05-14
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<Azeotrope> | who has the balls to switch to windows?
<alienBOB> | Azeotrope: why would one require balls for that?
<alienBOB> | A lot of women run Windows too
<Azeotrope> | a lot of men-with-one ball dual boot too
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427, 2010-05-16
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< straterra> volkerdi: I modded rc.inet1 for iproute2 support
< volkerdi> straterra: we know how to do that, thanks
< volkerdi> does it replace ifconfig and route?
< straterra> It uses iproute2, so yes.
< volkerdi> bah
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1428, 2010-05-24
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Scuzz : omg i just got raped
  Scuzz : morning
 adrien : Scuzz: morning
 adrien : Scuzz: with lube?
  Scuzz : rofl
  Scuzz : i wish it was
  Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me
trhodes : haha
   dive : o0
  Scuzz : she must of stretched out
  Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole
   dive : haha
  Scuzz : i flew out of the bed
  Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429, 2010-05-25
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<+spook> acidchild: too fucking lazy.
<+spook> and busy
<+Necos> mostly just lazy
<+spook> no, busy
<+spook> sucking black dongs all day
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430, 2010-05-25
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<alexwizard> hello
<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command
to run xorg or other graphic mode ?
<raela> startx
<alexwizard> not work, command not found
<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot
to graphical
<raela> er.. did you install X?
<Vanger> Have you installed X?
<thrice`> alexwizard, startx  gives you command not found?  did you
install x/ ?
<alexwizard> oo, no
<alexwizard> ok
<thrice`> o__O
<thrice`> 'hi, why doesn't X start without me installing it?'
<thrice`> :>
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431, 2010-05-26
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<Azeotrope> I installed flightgear from Sbo but I cant find it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432, 2010-05-28
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<Azeotrope> i still can't find flight gear
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433, 2010-05-28
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<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear
but i don't know how to play it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434, 2010-05-29
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<+slackytude|evil> you lose like 2-8% of cpu processing due to overhead
<+slackytude|evil> I/O performance loses more but is getting better
<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high
performance DB
<+slackytude|evil> yet
<+alisonken1home> slackytude, you'd be surprised :)
<+slackytude|evil> alisonken1home, I tend to be
<+slackytude|evil> OMG! Did I just say that?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435, 2010-05-29
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<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week..
the best thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's
easier
<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought
it was easier and faster than windows
<mako-dono> coming from vista
<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside...
she said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436, 2010-05-31
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< Zordrak> LOL #1960 -> #1961 -> #1964
 < slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :)
 < surrounder> haha
 < Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded
 < straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437, 2010-06-04
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<elench> mmm what happened to #slackbuild
<slackytude> #slackbuilds
<elench> thx
<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in
slackbuilds
<Delahunt> because it's in slackware-whatever/source/n/
<elench> so is apachetop and thats in slackbuilds
<mancha> no, if it is in the official slackware distrib it is NOT in
slackbuilds.org
<elench> http://slackbuilds.org/repository/13.1/system/apachetop/
<mancha> ok and find it in the official distrib now
<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be
in slackware
<elench> adaptr either is httpd and thats in sourcetree
<mancha> elench did you suffer head injury as a child?
<chopp> no shit
<elench> mancha yes how did you know.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438, 2010-06-06
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Azeotrope : Does anyone have a slackbuild for Qt3?
 alienBOB : Slackware has
Azeotrope : don't kill me, but i can't find qt3
   mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir?
  thrice` :
  http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/
 alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
  thrice` :
  http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz
Azeotrope : alienBOB:
Azeotrope : thrice`:
  thrice` : Azeotrope,
Azeotrope : it's the fourth or fifthj time i ask for a package
  thrice` : poor thing
   mancha : tenth time's the charm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439, 2010-06-06
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<Zordrak> omg. Windows Update stopped working.. check online for a
solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go
to Windows Update and install them then try again.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1440, 2010-06-09
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< Cann0n> mishehu: i've been using ati for about 12 years now
< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as
ati drivers
< evanton> Cann0n: did you count them? :)
< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big
numbers :)
< Cann0n> evanton: fuck you. /ignored
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1441, 2010-06-09
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< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches
to hotshot mode and I over look the important things
< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I
didnt reread everything
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442, 2010-06-11
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< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues
in linux that im now ignorant to it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443, 2010-06-12
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<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg
, anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason)
<alisonken1noc> not sure - that was before my first slackware cd purchase
<Zordrak> it would appear to be a duck-billed platypus
<Zordrak> Famous for being one of only two mammals that lay eggs
<Zordrak> Whether that's significant or not I don't know.
<Scuzz> lol
<Scuzz> thats what happens when ducks and penguins have sex
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444, 2010-06-14
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< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I
download it?
< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there
was a way to find it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445, 2010-06-17
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<adrien> crocket: take a look at mesa.SlackBuild
<crocket> adrien : There is no mesa.SlackBuild in slackbuilds.org
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446, 2010-06-19
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< ioan> hi. can ssh tunneling be made over udp?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447, 2010-06-22
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<leontopod> vesa is just an extra layer of crap, right?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448, 2010-06-23
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* NightTiger is sorry AMD bought ATI and not nVidia
<crocket> sahko : many laptops have ATI cards.
* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open
source their drivers.
<crocket> Is ATI not the same as radeon?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449, 2010-06-23
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<crocket> slava_dp: wget is not very good.
<Mel-nix> crocket: Why?
<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from
alienBOB's repository.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450, 2010-06-23
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dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue
with the generated configuration files and not compiz
dartmouth: *wouldn't know
alienBOB: dartmouth: I think I will do better just ignoring you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451, 2010-06-27
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<dartmouth> is that sort of like spending the majority of our time doing
something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities
not to adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that?
look inward, buddy.
<alienBOB> Working on Slackware is inhuman?
<alienBOB> How interesting. Lucky for me I am an alien then
<dartmouth> hah :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452, 2010-06-27
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<@bob_deep> never got into Dr. Who
<@amrit|wrk> who?
<@bob_deep> huh
<@amrit|wrk> i dunno, somethin about first base
 * Alan_Hick prefers third.
<@bob_deep> Alan_Hick....why do i know that name...
< Alan_Hick> What a perfect nick to ask that question
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453, 2010-06-28
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<briareus> thanks MLanden I think this pcmanfm will work just fine
<MLanden> briareus, which version are you using?
<briareus> which version of what?
<briareus> /bin/sh: /etc/slackware-version: Permission denied
<briareus> Slackware 13.0.0.0.0
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1454, 2010-06-30
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< dustybin> lmsensors comes with the full slackware 13.1 install
< dustybin> i run sensors-detect
< dustybin> but it did not create a /etc/rc.d/rc.lmsensors file
< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO):
YES
< dustybin> Copy prog/init/lm_sensors.init to /etc/init.d/lm_sensors
< dustybin> i cannot locate lm_sensors.init anywhere
< dustybin> could this be the work of a virus or something worse?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455, 2010-07-01
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< Azeotrope> would fluxbox run w/o X?
< mancha> heh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456, 2010-07-01
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< dustybin> adaptr: sensors-detect created a new dir
< dustybin> /etc/sysconfig/
< dustybin> -rw-r--r--	1 root root   608 Jul  7 20:25 lm_sensors
< adaptr> weird, it didn't for me
< dustybin> eek
< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into
wherever you want to autoload from
< dustybin> maybe this could be the work of a malicious viral infection?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457, 2010-07-07
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<SunTzu> hep hep hep;  i need to use perl to test if a file is -r
(test's)  how?
<raela> probably easy to google
<SunTzu> prolaby, but i wanna chat too :)
<SunTzu> interactive hep
<raela> google'd be faster
<SunTzu> dont be stingy with your knowlege
<SunTzu> if you know someth then pls answer
<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google
if it were my question
<SunTzu> then dont talk to me
<SunTzu> ignored
<raela> haha
<SunTzu> anyone else?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458, 2010-07-08
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02:19 <+fire|bird> hey Cann0n
02:22 <+Cann0n> how goes it fire|bird?
02:23 <+fire|bird> goes alright, you?
02:23 <+Cann0n> been on a real workout kick
02:24 <+Cann0n> i walk/jogged 5 miles tonight
02:24 <+Cann0n> i actually used my feet for something else other than
skateboarding and picking up shit when i'm barefoot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459, 2010-07-08
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<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out
of measuring cups and tupperware
<+raela> I go through too many bowls :P
<+raela> man, back in undergrad in the dorms, I only had one bowl
<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed
it once a week :D
<+raela> err
<+raela> I mean in that we didn't have a sink
<+raela> so I would just have leftover milk in it
<+BP{k}> ...
<+Necos> yuck
<+fire|bird> that's just....
<+Necos> unsanitary?
<+Necos> forget the fact that i'm lactose intolerant...
<+fire|bird> lol
<+fire|bird> imagine the mold in that one poor bowl.
<+raela> hey it got used daily. and didn't kill me
<+raela> I didn't get sick, either
<+raela> sometimes I put spaghettios over top of the milk, too :D
<+raela> never did do milk over spaghettios
<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the
way you are today. :P
<+raela> nah, trust me, I was like this before
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460, 2010-07-09
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< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have
the following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz
< cacao> When I do a find I found this :
/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
< adrien> xterm -s /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
< adrien>  ?
< Zordrak> cacao: why are you giving it a font as a shell?
< cacao> I have this error : No absolute path found for shell:
/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
< cacao> Zordrak: ???
< slava_dp> lol
* adrien learns to read
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461, 2010-07-12
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< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How
do I enable it?
< SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is?
< Craighton> yes
< SelfishMan> are you sure?
< Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive
< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know
how it works and how to enable it
< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing
to do with what most people think it does
< Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled

*headdesk*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462, 2010-07-19
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rabbitea1 : how can I put 40 gigs of mp3's into one file?
adrien : rabbitea1: honestly? by kicking yourself in your head
tsccof : rabbitea1: tar it?
rabbitea1 : adrien: no seriously
rabbitea1 : cat them together?
adrien : you want a 40GB mp3?
rabbitea1 : yes!
tsccof : rabbitea1: cat them
adrien : and you expect players to work ok with such things?
adrien : why do you want to do that?
rabbitea1 : mplayer will
rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463, 2010-07-22
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<sickn3ss> guys need a good firewall for my slackware
<sickn3ss> :D
<gnubien> sickn3ss: depends on your needs, slackfire works good for me
<sickn3ss> I will give it a try :D
<Skywise> whats wrong with iptables?
<arfon> It was written by aliens
<Skywise> bob writes lots of stuff, its ok
<arfon> (the UFO kind)
<Skywise> yeah, thats him
<sickn3ss> I've configured IP tables :P just want another one.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464, 2010-07-23
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<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the
slackware version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu
utility is in slackware.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465, 2010-07-26
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<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll
give it a go though... w/e
<shell-fu> i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless
<shell-fu> to go with my useless life
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466, 2010-07-26
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< meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10?
<@caker> our RAID goes to 11.
<@Perihelion> I can count to potato.
< meharo> woul you mind explaining me i :)
<@caker> it's one louder than 10
< Nivex> Perihelion: Do you get your Thursdays from a banana?
<@Perihelion> Yes.
< Nivex> Sweet!
< meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467, 2010-07-29
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< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack
is super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv
< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two
here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP
< pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice
< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw:
http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html
<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to
put things
< Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow
<@pparadis> haha
< pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new
directories in /
* pigdude roots about
<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default
< RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks
< pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd
< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks
and there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i
dont like it what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change
the config?
<@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468, 2010-07-30
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< SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love!
< mwalling> no, thats Yaakov
< mwalling> mines smaller
< Solver> most men aren't prepared to admit i
< mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it
< Solver> only sligtly
< Marius> yes, yes it is.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469, 2010-08-05
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dustybin: fortune just said
dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
dustybin: LOL
m3tti: lol
m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone
m3tti: /s/place/space
alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470, 2010-08-06
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<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other
girl name during the deed once
<+antiwire> it weirded me out totally
<+BP{k}> heh.. interesting...
<+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird.
<+antiwire> I was all -_-
<+antiwire> lol
<+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;)
<+antiwire> lmao
<+antiwire> omfg
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471, 2010-08-06
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<+pupit> &op
<@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op
capability.
<+trhodes> that is some weird quoting
<+fire|bird> &op trhodes  pupit
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo trhodes pupit] by SirBotsAlot
<@pupit> yay
<@pupit> :D
<@pupit> and sahko?
<@pupit> c'mon
<@trhodes> yay!
<@pupit> :D
<+fire|bird> &op surrounder sahko
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo surrounder sahko] by SirBotsAlot
<@surrounder> ALL OPS ARE JACKASSES
<@surrounder> oh fuck
<+fire|bird> hahahaha
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [-o surrounder] by surrounder
<@pupit> ahhahahah
<@trhodes> hahahaha
<+fire|bird> PERFECT timing
<+surrounder> \o/
<@pupit> noobfarm!
<+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472, 2010-08-07
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<@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge)
without cash :/
<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off
the streets
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473, 2010-08-10
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<@pparadis> i'm a little teapot
<@SelfishMan> short and stout
<@pparadis> this is my handle
<@SelfishMan> this is my spout
<@pparadis> when i get all steamed up
<@SelfishMan> hear me shout
<@pparadis> tip me over
<@SelfishMan> and pour me out
<@SelfishMan> at least I think that is how it goes
<@pparadis> today's sesame street was brought to you by the number 6667,
SelfishMan, and pparadis
* SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy
<@pparadis> that's a great idea
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1474, 2010-08-16
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< fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE
< fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity.
< fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome.
< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a
plasma TV?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475, 2010-08-18
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17:53:46  <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I
got hit by a car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that
have schizofrenia
17:53:53  <Reticenti> ah
17:54:16  <Reticenti> good thing linux is multiuser then, eh?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476, 2010-08-18
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<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to
a vegetable.  It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but
it'll never understand a single fucking thing you say.
<+agentc0re> being a vegetable win!
<+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1477, 2010-08-19
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<raela> fuck straight men! oh.. wait
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478, 2010-08-19
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<bagira> It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479, 2010-08-19
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<terry> I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor.
<terry> I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1480, 2010-08-27
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< resno> im in edt?
< MrWork> you are till november sometime
< MrWork> then you'll be back in EST
< resno> are you saying we change time zones?
< notKlaatu> http://www.noobfarm.org/
< MrWork> daylight savings time resno
< resno> MrWork: im fully aware of daylight savings time.
< MrWork> i wouldn't say fully then
< resno> my clock says 11:12 am.
< MrWork> so does mine
< MrWork> but we are in daylight time atm
< MrWork> so it's EDT
< resno> thats what im asking, which time zones?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481, 2010-09-15
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arfon : KaMii: do you like POTs?
KaMii : arfon:	i dont do drugs, drugs are bad
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482, 2010-09-15
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< Yaakov> I don't want a Kindle.  There must be something wrong with me.
< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on
their own
< tjfontaine> Yaakov: me too, and I love apple stuff
<@pparadis> Yaakov: if so, something is wrong with me, too.
< mdcollins> I'm with you on that one Yaakov.
< Guspaz> mwalling: Are the notes not tied to the book?
< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored
in a plan text file
< Guspaz> Ah.
<@pparadis> i still read words printed on dead trees every day.
< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not
the reason
< mdcollins> tjfontaine, Kindle isn't apple >_<
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483, 2010-09-16
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< Crenn-NAS> 2.8v? It can't tolerate 3.3v?
< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's
a $100-150 part, do you want to risk it?
< ghostfish> when you can use a pair of resistors to make it safe?
< ghostfish> 10 cents
< ghostfish> 4 solder joints
< Crenn-NAS> ghostfish: To me resistors are so hackish
< dr_jkl> ...
< dr_jkl> i can't believe i just saw that.
< slide> lol
< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental
components of electronics?
< ghostfish> fundamental 4 components
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484, 2010-09-16
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<crocket> busybox is a linux distro
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485, 2010-09-19
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<ZokkeR> can somebody help me with slackware 13.1 64bit burning?
<CapnBP{k}> ZokkeR: you need 2 32bits burners for that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486, 2010-09-19
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< iluminator101> so back to my question
< notKlaatu> like we said, xinitrc
< Peter64> exec /usr/bin/lxde
< delwin> http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/LXDE
< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's
if you
		ever bother to open a web browser and look
< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it
has openbox
< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then
install
		 the wm of choice
< MrJackson> because thats not how ubuntu works
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487, 2010-09-20
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< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper
bag is since you shy away from water
< ubuntuWorkDann> s/web/web
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488, 2010-09-23
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raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class
yesterday.. one question was asking what the first and the last thing you
should do is when you come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one
person put wash your hands or other body parts that might come in contact
with the horse D:
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489, 2010-09-25
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hideki: Does anybody ever cuddle their computer ?
gniks: i do, no one else wants to cuddle with me
hideki: I know how you feel
hideki: The macs are quite cute
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490, 2010-09-28
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<@HoopyCat> !ipinfo geneseebrewing.com
<+kohabot> HoopyCat: Man, you really screwed up.
<@HoopyCat> kohabot:  DON'T YOU JUDGE ME BY MY BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491, 2010-10-01
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<hidekazu> slackware is evil
<adrien> so, that was the word of god? took 56 minutes to say it?
<hidekazu> :-D
<Skywise> metatron is a slow typist
<adrien> argh, 54 minutes =/
<hidekazu> I have another message from god...
<Skywise> we've already heard it
<dive> is it /quit ?
[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit
IRC: Quit: (Yes, it is)
<dive> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492, 2010-10-02
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< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l`
in .xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of
gnome and/or liable to load gnome settings?
< gaurav__> i am using xfce
< mancha> that could be, i am unawarew of what nvidia does...
< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't
trust gnome not to :)
< mancha> well what config file does nvidia-setting -l load?
< mancha> look in there
< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options,
but like I said I don't trust gnome
< mancha> cat ~/.nvidia-settings-rc
< EthanG> nofin, lol
< mancha> good luck.
* EthanG starts suspecting HAL
< mancha> nah
< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of
your setup
< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>)
with mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL
< mancha> sounds like you're very confused to me  :)
< EthanG> well it obviously isn't anything sane that's enabling it
< mancha> i don;'t know what that means.
< mancha> why did you bring up gnome, have you added gnome to slackware?
< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can
cross that one off then
< admboom> LOL Monday Morning entertainment.
< EthanG> ... unless those libs I don't recognize are xfce libs XD
< mancha> is ethang a known troll?
< sahko> Slackware of course has gnome libs. they're even used by kde
< EthanG> mancha: I'm just pissed off with all this crazy in my OS, lol
< EthanG> thank you sahko
< sahko> i didnt follow the discussion, i just read the last part
< mancha> we noticed
< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An
virgin slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493, 2010-10-04
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09:39 <resno> so, i want to do stress testing on a site. what should iuse?
09:40 <Integgroll> 4chan
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1494, 2010-10-05
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<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook.
	      three swipes the left, one swipe up, two
	      diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left,
	      and bang! text.
 < pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right
	    triangle?
 < Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is
	       that?
 <+notKlaatu> a dumb one
 < Integgroll> obviously
 < ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for
	     you but not easily displayed in IRC
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1495, 2010-10-12
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< pegwole> Slackware Linux, the best of 1995 on 3 disks.
< Kirok> The best 1995 has to offer
<+jlindsay> Pat said that for real one day on tllts.
	    Something like Slackware hasn't been
	    relevant since 1995.
< pegwole> I changed it to make it more current.
< pegwole> Also I shouldn't talk smack about Slackware,
	   Alan Hicks might kick my ass.
< ClaudioM> hahahah
< ClaudioM> only if you say it in ##slackware
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496, 2010-10-13
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< diwwin> caker: no. what does that chown do?
< diwwin> caker: I might have. I am too new at this.
<@caker> diwwin: who owns these?  ls -dl /var/log/ /bin/ /usr/
< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory
(and all it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir
< diwwin> I just noticed everyting in /etc/ is also owned by aegir.
< diwwin> Is it time to redeploy Karmic?
<@caker> diwwin: k, reinstall.
< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I
say... fuck aegir
< diwwin> caker: What does k, reinstall do?
<@Perihelion> -.o
< diwwin> atourino: aegir is the goal
< atourino> he's saying you should do a clean reinstall
< atourino> ok, reinstall
< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I
just laugh to keep from crying.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497, 2010-10-13
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< JessiJames> question:  why just feature gnome?
< Kent> Cause it's ubuntu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498, 2010-10-13
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< ericoc> 0
< pparadis> 1
< Perihelion> 2
< pparadis> 0b11
< ericoc> 3
< pparadis> you lose
< ericoc> yes
< Perihelion> Wow Phil you piece of shit why would you do that
< Perihelion> holy crap
< pparadis> hahahaha
< pparadis> <-- asshole
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499, 2010-10-15
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raela: there should be an irc age limit
rob0: If there was an age limit, I'd be too old for IRC!
thumbs: old fart.
rob0: I prefer the title of Senior Flatulent.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1500, 2010-10-17
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James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the
lzop compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a
clean slack13.1 install
adrien : g4l? and lzop isn't meant for hihgh compression
James____ : ghost4linux
James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or
something so it become smaller
adrien : James____: use bzip2 or xz/lzma2
adrien : (I prefer xz/lzma2)
Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every
bit from harddrive then image is size of harddrive
Master-Passe : if you don't use some compression
ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the
fact that you're backing up the entire block device [or partition],
rather than a filesystem
adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap
bs=1M', it'll help compression
ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk
space [which is full of junk eventually]
adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file
impossible
James____ : I used the default lzop encryption
adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the
partition
adrien : s/encryption/compression/
James____ : err
James____ : compression
James____ : :)
James____ : so the lzop image i have can i somehow make it smaller
James____ : or must i make a new g4l image with another compression
adrien : the best thing would be to tar instead of ghost
adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need
for the whole drive/partition rather than only its content
ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by
not packing a truck full of garbage in the first place
James____ : so if making new images
James____ : which compressions must i use in g4l
adrien : ananke++
adrien : well said :-)
ananke : James____: doesn't really matter
James____ : it has gzip,lzop,gzip2
Master-Passe : James____: non of those helps
James____ : it says in documentation lzop will be smaller and run faster
ananke : James____: lzop is fine. again, the issue is not with compression
adrien : lzop faster than bzip2? tell me who wrote that so I can burn him
Master-Passe : :D
adrien : s/faster/smaller/ of course ;-)
James____ : so i should try with bzip2 intead of lzop?
ananke : wow. it's like a brick wall
Master-Passe : :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501, 2010-10-18
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< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea
consumer. Coffee on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in
my office since the one in the lounge is crap.
<@pparadis> Ovron: would you say that you're interested in tag bags?
< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please
clarify :p
<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag
that you might be keenly interested in.
<@pparadis> it is a family recipe.
< Ovron> Let us hear about it.
<@pparadis> it's all organic, i assure you.
< Ovron> I am a bit worried what this entails now
<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person,
so that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice
hotel in AC for this very purpose.
< Ovron> I do not like the sound of this :(
<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear
the unkown, as i am a nice guy.
< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed
or any other close-by person, record it, and youtube it.
<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance
with adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from
that crack in the ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored
the lesson to your specific needs!
<@Perihelion> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* Ovron feels stalked
<@pparadis> no no no you're a star!
<@Perihelion> .
<@Perihelion> YOU
<@Perihelion> ARE MY
<@Perihelion> SHININ STAR
< Ovron> yay
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502, 2010-10-18
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< dustybin> ananke: i never read man pages, i find that cheating
< deco> o_o
< ananke> dustybin: that makes no sense
< adrien> tar + xz + gpg then xD
< adrien> lol
< ananke> but whatever. suit yourself
< dustybin> i dont have gpg setup, i imagine that will be a serious pain
* thrice` hopes it was sarcasm, but fears it wasn't
< dustybin> :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503, 2010-10-19
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+Necos:
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=1
+Necos: :D
+Necos: i don't even watch that show, but DAMN!
+hitest: Necos: great. now I'm half-pissed and I've got serious wood
+Necos: lol
+Necos: congrats hitest :)
+hitest: :-)
* BP{k} looks at noobfarm ;)
+hitest: lmao
+BP{k}: and good evening hitest  :)
+hitest: hiya BP{k} :)
+Necos: lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504, 2010-10-21
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<notKlaatu> beds are for pansies.
<cobra2> and people that get laid
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505, 2010-10-23
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<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would
let			    you do *anything*.. if she could stick her
fist in your ass once
<+antiwire> I just hardlocked
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506, 2010-10-25
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< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble
accessing a thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393
< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive
flickers like it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when
there are definitely files on it
< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem
last night and	it worked just fine
< hooplah> reinstalled this morning with ext4 and now it doesnt
< hooplah> tmpfs	tmpfs	   510480	  0    510480	0%
/dev/shm
< hooplah> /dev/sde1	 vfat	  7881636	 40   7881596	1%
/tmp/blah
< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything
off the usb drive
< adamk> Perhaps the filesystem is screwed up?
< adamk> Heh.
< hooplah> fml
< hooplah> i just lost like.....
*-- hooplah has quit (Quit: leaving) #slackware
< adamk> Everything.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507, 2010-10-29
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< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on
the mac.... this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now.
< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of
them would be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508, 2010-10-31
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<+?HS^^> hello
<+?HS^^> does america have black and white cows?
<+Dominian> Do stupid questions get asked daily?
<+?HS^^> do you know what is a cow??
<+?HS^^> or do you only know what is a hamburger??
<+Dominian> I rest my case.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509, 2010-11-05
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chee : i had a conversation with a girl about focus-follows-mouse
chee : it was the most erotic chat of my life
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1510, 2010-11-07
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( Rhisa) I'm looking at methods on how to penetrate myself.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511, 2010-11-10
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< mattryan29> how do i check if curl is enabled
<@irgeek> which curl
< mattryan29> didn't know there is more than one
* irgeek headdesk
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1512, 2010-11-16
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-!- MiNg123 [~fsdfd@173.220.127.18] has joined #suse
< MiNg123> how do i see my ip address ?
< NaCl> ifconfig
< NaCl> Unless your IP is 173.220.127.18
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513, 2010-11-19
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<warren> oh nice, discounts for annual payment
<GLaDOSDan> bigger discounts for bi-anally
<GLaDOSDan> er, annually
<Peng> That's an awesome word.
<Peng> I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's awesome.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514, 2010-11-27
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crocket| wikileaks
trhodes| licky weeks
mancha| sticky cheeks
mancha| billy reeks
phrag| micky meets?
mancha| ricky sneaks
hexhawk| biggy zeaks
mancha| pinky teets
phrag| sticky beeks
hexhawk| licky tweets
mancha| meaty cheeks
phrag| bed time o/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1515, 2010-12-04
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crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive
doesn't work.
crocket : I think it's curl
crocket : I inspected quvi source code and saw that curl was the cause.
crocket : Maybe curl should be rebuilt.
adrien : crocket: curl seems to work alright, why should it be rebuilt?
crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals
with youtube.
crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves
the problem.
crocket : It's a rule of thumb
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1516, 2010-12-10
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<+antiwire> &roulette spin
<@QuadCoreDamage> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky?
<+antiwire> &roulette
<@QuadCoreDamage> *click*
<+macavity> lol
<+hitest> &roulette
<@QuadCoreDamage> *click*
<+hitest> \o/
<+fiyawerx> what happens if you lose?
<+fiyawerx> &roulette
.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage
(BANG!)
* QuadCoreDamage reloads and spins the chambers.
<+antiwire> lol
<+hitest> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517, 2010-12-13
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<	sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz
<     alienBOB> Guess
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518, 2010-12-19
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<+	 raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall
<+	  NaCl> &indeed
<@QuadCoreDama> Indeed.
<+	 raela> maybe take out a kid with it
<+	hitest> raela: netbook acting up?
<+	 raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all
<+	hitest> bummer
<+	 raela> having to do everythigb on the phone
<+	 raela> its not swnding the passkey at all
<+	 raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr
<+	 raela> what eler csn rven be eesey
<+	 raela> ugh ful tio
<+    antiwire> WTF are you talking about woman?!?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519, 2010-12-30
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< Ozanburada> New version of Slackware is around the corner.
* alienBOB looks around that corner
< alienBOB> Sees nothing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520, 2011-01-02
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* johhny5alive (~iirc@xx.xxx.xx.xxx) has joined ##slackware
<johhny5alive> when is the 2011 release
<Nylex> ?
<adrien> in 2012 =)
<rob0> 2011 was released yesterday
<Nylex> lol
<johhny5alive> ok fair enough
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521, 2011-01-02
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< Ozanburada> PKD puts me off watching Inception.
< Motoko> PKD?
< Tadgy> PKD?
< sahko> what syndrome is pkd?
< Ozanburada> Philip K. Dick
* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at
Leonardo DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/
< Motoko> Such hate.
< Motoko> Can't we channel it to something worthwhile?
< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore
after the first 10-15 times in the day :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522, 2011-01-03
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<+slackytude> rofl
<+slackytude> I love #windows
<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add
a new file or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to
refresh the folder contents
<+slackytude> <SP1> or right cvlick and select refresh
<+slackytude> <SP1> it seems to be a explorer problem i think
<+slackytude> <SP1> im calling ms to get to the possible bottom of this
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523, 2011-01-12
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<+dive> I'm bored. I wanna play with eviljames's genitals.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524, 2011-01-12
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< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked
down as my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it
wouldn't let it!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525, 2011-01-13
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< mernilio> But thanks for not banning me. I do apprecit it!
< hexhawk> wise folks learn from their mistakes
< mernilio> hexhawk: not me.. ;-)
< hexhawk> no one testified that you were wise
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1526, 2011-01-23
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<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too
often :/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1527, 2011-01-24
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< arfon> MystKid: Out of curosity, why gentoo and arch?
< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite  adn gentoo cause i will learn a
bunch of new stuff
< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough
how much I learned from it and how amazing it was for me
< jake__> until it broke
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528, 2011-01-25
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< crocket> I'm back
< sahko> is that a threat?
< crocket> no
< crocket> sahko : I announced my presence to rworkman.
< crocket> So that he knows I'm here.
< sahko> ok:)
< crocket> sahko : I wonder how it's interpreted as a threat.
< sahko> ask arnold schwarzeneger
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529, 2011-01-26
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<mintee> we're like 2 monkeys trying to fuck a ipv6 football
<eVil_> a greased up ipv6 football
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530, 2011-01-26
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edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout?
edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I
need to make sure it's not FF
edman007:
http:/​/​meta.slashdot.org/​story/​11/​01/​25/​163257/​Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design
edman007: derp
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531, 2011-01-27
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< zayka> hi!
< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067
ms
< rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow.
< Romster> is that to first hop? :D
< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's
a bit slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice.
< zayka> thx =)
< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a
thrilling counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was
breathtaking! I can't wait for the sequel.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532, 2011-02-08
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< KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP.
< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming
at people.
< rob0> oh, that sounds like fun
< KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill!
< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then
hearing their [high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1533, 2011-02-09
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< ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534, 2011-02-15
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<Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use
<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system
then?
<Skywise> yeah
<KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts?
<Skywise> no
<KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100%
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535, 2011-02-16
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< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of
my house
< WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway
< Olfway> and noone's gotten out
< Olfway> I'm scared
< Olfway> Time for the tinfoil hat
< rob0> The van contains plutonium
< raela> tinfoil hat? they can still get to you! go for the body suit
< alienBOB> I think there is a shipment of roms in that van
< Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril?
< raela> yes
< Olfway> oh great
-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read
error: Connection reset by peer]
< WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536, 2011-02-21
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<KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1537, 2011-02-24
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< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops
are usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it.
< XDS2010_> randombrain:  enlighten me
< XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ?
< randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538, 2011-02-25
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*hitest was born during the Cretaceous period
    *dive was born during the Cretin period
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539, 2011-02-27
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<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood
floor, you feel it the next day
<+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started
<+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P
<+dive> haha
* trhodes cringes
<+serotonin> hahaha
<+aceofspades19> *drums*
<+dive> bada boom
<+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason
<+dive> you could be right there
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1540, 2011-02-27
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sira poops
<+edman007> Alright its dinner time!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1541, 2011-02-28
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< marius> it's ok tj, I forgivey ou
< marius> now give us a hug!
< tjfontaine> /akill *!*@*
< tjfontaine> oops, my /hug alias is broken
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542, 2011-03-01
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< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for,
and every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them
< mbreslin> then i /window to this channel and see tacos and smurf ass
< mbreslin> and i know i have to go another month
<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle
i've ever seen.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543, 2011-03-06
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Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to
sprain my wrist, weirdest thing ...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544, 2011-03-07
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<+pupit> good news everyone!
<+pupit> :P
<+Dominian> Your balls dropped!?
* Dominian ducks
<+adrien> hahaha
<+serotonin> hahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545, 2011-03-07
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<+antiwire> I can kiss in french
<+antiwire> but I don't speak it
<+serotonin> that's not what she said
<+XGizzmo> Yeah I thought I heard her say you kissed in saint bernard.
<+antiwire> oh man
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1546, 2011-03-07
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<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6
and Betamax and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube
doohickeys
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1547, 2011-03-11
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<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address
it shows isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP
coming from?
<rob0> Mommy ... where do IP addresses come from?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1548, 2011-03-12
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<      rob0> Alan_Hicks, switch out the overboss' laptop with an
		   Etch-A-Sketch.
< Alan_Hick> rob0: His is a Mac.  He would notice the extra button.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1549, 2011-03-14
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crocket: /var/log/dmesg is not a history log.
crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated
during the boot process but not after.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550, 2011-03-18
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< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for
some people. I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static
html let alone php :)
< JshWright> this isn't twitter... the @'s are confusing
< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is
confusering, mikegrb has confused
< HoopyCat> dunno what that has to do with this not being twitter
< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference
on IRC, not @$nick
< danu5> $HoopyCat because it looks like a twitter reply. My bad.
< HoopyCat> danu5:  well played
< batande> lol
<@mikegrb> lulzZ
< tjfontaine> I died a little
< dominikh> I'm still not sure if that was on purpose :/
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551, 2011-03-21
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<jon> I have the time right now, let me get it up
<jon> wow that sounded vulgar, sheesh.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1552, 2011-03-21
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< TheDeathly> Hm.
< TheDeathly> my dad just found an interesting virus.
< TheDeathly> :/
< TheDeathly> now to try and fix it
< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i
cant fix it seeing as regedit does the same
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553, 2011-03-22
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(      pprkut) adrien: fits mine just fine :P
(      adrien) hmmm, maybe not too big, would have to check
(      adrien) well, bedtime!
(      pprkut) how many inch? mine is 15.6
(      adrien) same here for now, but I want a smaller one
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554, 2011-03-25
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«     naoshige» I have this neat little renaming script here -
			http://pastie.org/1721562
«     naoshige» How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all
			their content?
«	 geirha» Uhm. Is that actually bash?
«     naoshige» geirha: whats that got to do with it?
«	 geirha» bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe
it's
		not a bash script
«	   dive» sounds like zsh
«     naoshige» ok you got me
«     naoshige» but the guys in #zsh are jerks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555, 2011-03-27
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«+    antiwire» gues wat
«+	   dive» you torned off yur spillchucker?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556, 2011-03-27
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< Mp5shooter> !library shorewall
< linbot> Mp5shooter: http://library.linode.com/
< Mp5shooter> bah
<@pparadis> pretty sure we don't have anything on shorewall.
< Mp5shooter> :(
<@pparadis> there's lots of docs here --> http://www.shorewall.net/
< tjfontaine> it's pretty straight forward and has plenty of documentation
already
< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking
all access to my box from outside lol
<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting
up a firewall.
<@pparadis> Mp5shooter ^
< Mp5shooter> pparadis
< Mp5shooter> well why not? :P
<@pparadis> that's not a good answer.
< Mp5shooter> :(
<@pparadis> do you understand what firewalls do and what they don't do?
< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that
is designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized
communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured
to permit or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and
other criteria.
<@pparadis> that's a BS answer, too.
< Mp5shooter> o
<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that
you want to specifically limit network access to?
< Mp5shooter> pparadis: umm.. nothing when you put it that way.. lol
<@pparadis> Mp5shooter: i thought as much.
 * Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557, 2011-03-28
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<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on
sbopkg? I tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does
mplayer support capture card?
<OzanBurada> Olfway, VLC packages avalable from alienBOB's repo.
<Olfway> how exactly do i get to it (using terminal) sorry, I'm still
learning...
<OzanBurada> slackware.org.uk
<OzanBurada> for unrestricted build.
<OzanBurada> connie.slackware.com for restricted build.
<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk
or something like that?)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1558, 2011-03-31
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<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society
deems acceptable.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559, 2011-04-05
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< akerl> Is this still the key you're making for backups with duplicity?
< alg2> yes
<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my
backup against the wall!
< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking
for, someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally?
<@caker> Sunday bloody SUNDAY
< alg2> caker I am almost there I made the Key :D
< akerl> alg2: where did you put your key when you uploaded it?
<@caker> Akers unite!
< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging
later perhaps more fun and easier :)
< alg2> akerl in root dir
< akerl> caker :p
<@caker> :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1560, 2011-04-06
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< Oak> \o
< MLanden> o/ Oak
< hitest> greetings MLanden
< MLanden> salutations hitest
< hitest> :)
< Oak> hello MLanden. Hope you are well :)
< MLanden> Oak: in good spirits,thanks...yourself?
< shonudo> hey MLanden...
< shonudo> hello all
< Oak> yes, good :)
< MLanden> greetings,shonudo
< shonudo> hey
< shonudo> good morning Master-Passeli
< MLanden> Oak: good to hear
< mako-sama> ......
< mako-sama> it's sunny today
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561, 2011-04-06
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< nyRednek> i think i'm going to start making circular pocket slide rules
...
< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function
as a slide rule? I dunno how they work...)
< Urchlay> I mean, a square protractor wouldn't work
< alisonken1lap> yes - a circular slide rule works fine
< alisonken1lap> just a little interesting in the centerpiece work
< Urchlay> a combination circular saw and slide rule...
< Urchlay> or one of those shuriken throwing star thingies
< Urchlay> hm, you could major in electrical ninjaneering
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562, 2011-04-07
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< ybit> i'm not sure what the issue is with me logging in for pastebin
< ybit> http://pastebin.com/qSCe3H4g
< ybit> so i went there
<@pparadis> ybit: did you read the message in the dialog box?
< ybit> yeah
<@pparadis> ybit: what did the message say?
< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires
a username and password
<@pparadis> what did you enter?
< ybit> in the dialog box
< ybit> oh, my linode username/password
<@pparadis> why did you do that?
< ybit> because i figure that's what it wanted
<@pparadis> read what you just pasted.
< ybit> durka durka
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563, 2011-04-09
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< jeev> logmein sucks
< thrice`> know what(who) else sucks?
< jeev> your sister?
< thrice`> yeah :(
< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named
LaShawnda
< jkwood> Equal opportunity child naming, naturally.
< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11'',
his sister is 5'5''
< jkwood> Yes, but thrice` was born at full height for revenge.
< jeev> lol

jkwood: The anti-troll.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1564, 2011-04-12
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<dafydd> eviljames - Apple is like Unix as McDonalds is like food
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565, 2011-04-15
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<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well
as 127.0.0.1?
<+raket> eg ssh -L 25:localhost:25 server
<+antiwire> raket: by default, sshd listens on 0.0.0.0:22
<+antiwire> aka: any interface
<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal
systems, forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh
server's LAN IP
<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need
to make sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables
<+raela> oh baby, keep the nerdy talk going, I'm getting turned on
* raela moans
<+antiwire> lol
<+antiwire> raela: don't make me probe your ports.
<+serotonin> [ in bed ]
<+raela> oh god! mount my network drive now! I can't take it any longer
<+raela> !
<+antiwire> OMG OMG I'm in promiscuous mode!
<+antiwire> RAW packet injections
<+antiwire> :D
<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say
things like that o_O
<+antiwire> hahaha
* serotonin considers noobfarm
<+raela> I don't know enough network terminology to be really raunchy
<+raela> MY PORTS ARE WIDE OPEN FOR YOU!!
<+hitest> oh baby
<+pupit> i would add this to topic.
<+Roin> lol
<+hitest> hehe
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566, 2011-04-16
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< notKlaatu> anybody ever bonded interfaces together?
< notKlaatu> i mean anybody in here.
< pegwole> I have, but I had to take medication for
	   something I caught afterwards.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567, 2011-04-19
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<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp:	is operserv misbehaving today
<@CaptainTrek> :P
<@bikcmp> there's an operserv?
<@bikcmp> hint: users shouldn't know about that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568, 2011-04-23
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< nenolod> freenode and quakenet should merge
< jayne> why?
< nenolod> that was not a serious suggestion!
< jayne> but we'd be the biggest then!
< ninjaneo> lol
< jayne> richih would approve, I'm sure
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569, 2011-04-25
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-!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit
[Quit: Client has been disconnected by the FBI]
< kudu> very funny, aj00200
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570, 2011-04-25
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< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20
blocks above level 0 (the level before you hit the void)
< cheshire_fox> even then, its rare
< cheshire_fox> its as rare as me not using a tampoon
< cheshire_fox> tampon*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571, 2011-04-25
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< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released,
the /topic will change here
< nyRednek> it did when 13.1 was released
< nyRednek> and when 13.0 was released
< nyRednek> and 12.2, etc
< rob0> It's released!!
< rob0> whew, that feels better
< byteframe> no shit. it's like, pinch that turd.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572, 2011-04-26
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-!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
< Amander> my cloak is all screwed up
<@bikcmp> 01:41:10  -!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
<@bikcmp> looks fine
< Amander> nah
< Amander> FOSSnet/Owner/Amander
<@bikcmp> not a chance (C)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1573, 2011-04-26
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<Cody> nothing they take 2 years to answer
<nobody> How long did you wait?
<Cody> 10 mins so far
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1574, 2011-04-27
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< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a
iso disk, that has been verified
< gniks> IPSec and IKE are used to stop that
< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into
your gay pr0n to want to go that hassle :P
< gniks> Tadgy: you woudl
< canyouscore> woo I didn't mean to start flames
< Tadgy> gniks: And you'd love it :P
< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with
eachother :)]
< thumbs> tadgy is just an ass
< thumbs> !!
< Tadgy> I love you too baby.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1575, 2011-04-28
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<Dirge1> posso ver quais configuraçoes foram usadas para sua
compilaçao? .. ex. --prefix=..
<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and
dmf for hsm
<ananke> Dirge1: english :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576, 2011-04-29
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< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run
Norton or McAfee in wine
< lxslack> clamav?
< lxslack> It could be used.
< zaltekk> ....you missed hte poin entirely
< lxslack> yes.
< lxslack> I am starting to think I have.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1577, 2011-04-30
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paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that
without actually compressing it ?
paul424 : hmm mv foo.iso foo.iso.zip does not work.
adrien : wut?
alienBOB : Creating a ZIP file without compressing it? How do you mean
paul424 : no compression, adding only zip header. so zip is valid.
adrien : but why?
adrien : what is the _end_ goal?
paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to
get cured.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578, 2011-05-01
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< CathyInBlue> rm -rf /bin/laden
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579, 2011-05-01
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<@Kyle> Gryllida: He let go of that little secret when he was drunk lol
<@Kyle> Gryllida: The night we forced him to bed, heh
<@bikcmp> Kyle: you didn't
<@bikcmp> Kyle: at 4 am i went outside naked.
<@Kyle> LMAO
<@bikcmp> i have a court date.
<@Spitfire> Next he'll be saying he's got a mom.
<@bikcmp> ._.
<@Kyle> That;s quoted
<@Kyle> jesus christ
<@bikcmp> yeah.
<@bikcmp> :/
<@bikcmp> embarassing.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580, 2011-05-01
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Shabbypenguin: bikcmp you can help me
Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for
opserv.. any way you can reset it for me? :D
	@Null: baha
      @bikcmp: yeah
      @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame
      @bikcmp: we don't have opserv
      @bikcmp: :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581, 2011-05-02
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@aj00200: Ohh, yay! Noobfarm!
 * aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582, 2011-05-02
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<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is
not a noob?!
<+JStoker> Woo, I guess.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1583, 2011-05-02
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Bacta: I think giving my credit card details to Sony was a bad idea
FailPowah: give it to me instead
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584, 2011-05-04
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<bawolff> Well this is irc
<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males,
and all the 16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585, 2011-05-07
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<bikcmp> group hug! *hugs JStoker and JCSBot*
* JStoker hugs JCSBot and bikcmp
* JCSBot hugs JStoker back
<JStoker> Aww, JCSBot rejected you...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586, 2011-05-08
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<Puddles> I just joined chat service, when does the chat serving begin?
<Puddles> Time frame please?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587, 2011-05-11
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<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how
to ask...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1588, 2011-05-13
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< Bekarfel> JESUS EXISTS!
<@aj00200> really?
< Bekarfel> MY BISHOP SAYS HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS
<@aj00200> intresting...
< Bekarfel> ... he's always touching my precious jesus
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1589, 2011-05-14
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11:33:47 *** Terraria (webchat@110.55.2.177) has joined #terraria-fans
11:33:55  Terraria: hi
11:34:07  Terraria: ?
11:34:10  Terraria: Hi All
11:34:15 *** Terraria is now known as Guest49258
11:34:38  Guest49258: Hi All
11:34:50  Guest49258: Any One Plz Talk
11:35:07  Guest49258: Hey Terraria Fans
11:35:20  Guest49258: Do You Badly Want Terraria
11:35:57 *** Guest49258 (webchat@110.55.2.177) has quit (Client Quit)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1590, 2011-05-15
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<CaptainTrek> i'm no longer needing to use PuTTY to do shit XD
<Spitfire> I stopped using a potty years ago.
<Spitfire> I mean, dude, seriously.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591, 2011-05-15
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<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of
others :P
<+dive> raela, when did problems with womens mental health affect men?
<+raela> dive: lorena bobbit
<+dive> o
<+dive> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592, 2011-05-16
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< ARob> I say we turn that 3T in to 15T and back up the internet
< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get
hard drives that big?
<@rob0> Texas!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593, 2011-05-17
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<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to
have it. Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you
guys think?
<+surrounder> kgs: do you like to torture yourself ?
<+mrcarrot> kgs: download openbsd instead :)
<+surrounder> openbsd++
<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 18 reputation points.
<+mrcarrot> openbsd++
<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 19 reputation points.
<+serotonin> openbsd++
<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's
been wantin your dick for a while?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594, 2011-05-18
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<+sira> i didn't have ahh one of those thingies for tires
<+sira> the lifter thingy
<+fuzzbawl> jack?
<+sira> yeah
<+sira> hahahah
<+sira> :|
<+serotonin> hahaha
<+sira> the name some how escaped me
<+sira> well i have one that comes with my car but it's so tiny
<+Olfway> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595, 2011-05-18
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< deskey> i am trying to edit the lilo
< deskey> i have slack64 and slack32 and ubuntu installed
< deskey> i can boot to any of those except the ubuntu
< deskey> anyone know whats the boot image for ubuntu/
< deskey> image = /ubuntu64/boot/vmlinuz-2.6.38-8-generic
< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i
select this it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps
lock blinks.. thats it
< Tadgy> Slackware's LILO won't boot ubuntu.
< Tadgy> It's a safety feature.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1596, 2011-05-22
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LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and
Mac is for hipsters :3
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597, 2011-05-22
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<[3]nertia> Is there such a thing as a good pathelogical liar?
<KyleXY> [3]nertia: sure there is lol
<Nebulae> Ted Bundy
<KyleXY> Bill Gates
<KyleXY> :P
 * KyleXY chuckles
<KyleXY> He tells himself windows is secure all the ding dong day :p
<Nebulae> Indeed. Both were excellent liars
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598, 2011-05-26
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<@mughi> argh..  i really need to rewrite this pile of crap..  fscking
growing a table BY COLUMNS
<@pparadis> wait what?
<@tjfontaine> wut!
<@pparadis> like instead of an INSERT it's an ADD COLUMN?!?!
<@mughi> never let electrical engineers write code
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599, 2011-06-02
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And the winner goes to:

«+	   NaCl» hey Dominian
«+	   NaCl» I locked myself out of noobfarm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600, 2011-06-04
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Day three of the South East Linux Fest

< rworkman> he
< rworkman> my findgerxs are not wrorkndkg
< rworkman> wd just toalkd e3to dosme thot hrils
< rworkman> um
< rworkman> we hust talkd to some hot tirlts
< rworkman> is holld sho go tsleep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1601, 2011-06-12
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<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man
<+acidchild> I live in a caravan,
<+acidchild> I turn't on the gas,
<+acidchild> And i burnt my ass,
<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602, 2011-06-18
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<Olfway> are you blond?
<rand0mbr4nd> no
<rand0mbr4nd> i dyed my hair
<Olfway> are you sure
<Olfway> whats your natural color?
<rand0mbr4nd> blonde
<Olfway> i rest my case
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603, 2011-06-20
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< dell> one of the best explanation for emacs
< dell> GNU Emacs = Generally Not Used Except by Middle-Aged Computer
Scientists.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604, 2011-06-21
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* byteframe is a big dummy who cleaned his lcd with 90% rubbing alchol.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605, 2011-06-23
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< pegwole> Let's be completely honest though about
	consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a
	pet with cancer, you don't know when it's
	going to die but you know it won't last very
	long.  Buying a PS3 is like getting married,
	you forget you have friends, your money goes
	to your new lifestyle, and after a while
	people stop calling you.  Buying a Wii is
	like adopting a special needs child, they can
	do a lot of things other kids can do but for
	some reason they tend to break your TV much
	more often than other children.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1606, 2011-06-28
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-!- jesse_ [~jesse@14.139.58.197] has joined #ubuntu
<jesse_> hello
<jesse_> anyone using Ubuntu here..!!
<Zolty1> Nope we are all mac users
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607, 2011-07-04
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< GauHelldragon> when i grow up i am going to be a bikcmp
< bikcmp> oh god.
<@Spitfire> You might have to grow down for that.
< bikcmp> oh fuck you Spitfire
<@Spitfire> :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608, 2011-07-05
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<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line,
use apt-fast :)
<jiltdil> ActionParsnip:is apt-fast is new
<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that
apt-get
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609, 2011-07-07
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<+nachox_> hmm, marshmallows have to be heated?
<+nachox_> or they are supposed to be eaten raw?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1610, 2011-07-09
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<Kays> Python 3.2.1 is here!
<tjay> python is a new kind of bot ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611, 2011-07-10
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* hitest lets loose a window rattling fart
* adrien breathes
* dive faints
* Mortvert lights a match
* hitest explodes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1612, 2011-07-14
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<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get
familiar with linux commands and that's fast and very simple?
<rgr> SimeonK: the most used one.
<rgr> Ubuntu.
<rgr> #ubuntu
<SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple
<rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features?
<rgr> do you want a gui?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613, 2011-07-15
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« crocket» Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give
access to audio to users?
« theborger» it uses speakers
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614, 2011-07-18
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<@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad?
<@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good
<+Olfway_> !8ball Does serotonin like it in the butt?
<@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes
<@serotonin> lmao
<+Olfway_> hahahahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615, 2011-07-21
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<gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD
<gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with!
<gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616, 2011-07-22
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<axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad
<axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617, 2011-07-23
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Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough?
Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618, 2011-07-27
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21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619, 2011-07-27
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<crocket> Oh my god
<crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address.
<rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620, 2011-07-27
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Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard
core than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things
I could do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
Master-Passeli: please, no  more details
evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons
Master-Passeli: hey please!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621, 2011-08-01
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<+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;)
* Olfway_ strangles BP{k}
<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to
be cute...
<+kethry> occasionaly anyway
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ
<+Olfway_> kethry: lol
-!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622, 2011-08-05
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<+raela> were you waiting for me to say something?
<+sero> yes, I'm evil like that
<+sero> I will wait for YEARS if necessary.
<+raela> damn
<+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike
<+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623, 2011-08-07
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<+aceofspades19> !urban cock mangler
<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a
mouthful of cock.
<+aceofspades19> ewww
<+antiwire> lol
<+sero> hahaha
<+Olfway> !urban black and decker pecker wrecker
<@SirBotsAlot> (n.) A black chick with braces.
<+sero> hahaha
<+antiwire> omfg
<+sero> lmao
<+Olfway> i almost threw up laughing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624, 2011-08-08
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<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes
--with-herbes && make
	 pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach
<+dive> noms
<+Olfway> heh
<+raela> mmm pizza
< Dominian> hrm can install directly to a dev like that BP{k}
< Dominian> mount -t stomachacid /dev/stomach /mnt/stomach
< Dominian> make install DESTDIR=/mnt/stomach
< Dominian> Just becareful when you 'unmount'..
< Dominian> that's usually when /dev/toilet comes int o play
<+dive> dd if=/mnt/lowerintestine of=/brighton/beach
<+BP{k}> Dominian: well you definately don't want to use umount -f
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1625, 2011-08-11
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«	  tools» I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I
			writer
«     antiwire» tools: no, try reconnecting
	    ««« tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client
	    Quit]
«     antiwire» lmao
	    »»» tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk
«	  tools» Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ?
«     antiwire» tools: same deal, try once more.
«	  tools» I have just tried
«     antiwire» just again
«     antiwire» 1 more
«	  tools» Are u doing this for fun ?
«     antiwire» :>
«	  tools» LULZ
	    ««« tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] []
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626, 2011-08-13
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questionsabout joined #ubuntu
<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with
his owner
<questionsabout> should i change it ?
<ultrixx> questionsabout: yes, change to windows
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627, 2011-08-15
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19:33:38   chupacabra | where do I get google chrome?
19:33:47   taleon | google.com/chrome
19:33:54   chupacabra | lol ok.
19:33:58   chupacabra | tks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628, 2011-08-15
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nullvalue: i want to add connect to socks5 to my perl script
nullvalue: how may i do it
nullvalue: pls
alpha--: tried searching cpan?
yrg: IO::Socket::Socks ?
nullvalue: gotcha
StoneWork: Just don't use that with Appliance::Dryer
Gasseus: there's a module Appliance::Dryer?
StoneWork: Io::Socket::Socks objects tend to go missing
StoneWork: if you use them together
yrg: :)
StoneWork: usually only one half of the socket pair though
StoneWork: so it's hard to track down
Gasseus: LOL
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1629, 2011-08-24
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<ferdna> mancha, how do you listen to tty?
<ferdna> cat /dev/tty
<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no
longer help.
<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and
you say that i have to listen to tty
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1630, 2011-08-28
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< homie> how much is a buck ?
< Tadgy> 20 for oral, 30 for pen...
< Tadgy> Oh, you said buck.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631, 2011-08-29
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< surHAAT> heya NightTiger o//
< NightTiger> Hey there! New nick?
< surHAAT> temporary
<+dive> assHAAT
<+theborger> he goes by lots of names, here we just call him, Love Tunnel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632, 2011-09-02
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* Now talking in ##windows
<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to
change cmd.exe's default tab size?
<neverblue> as in the key sent to cmd ?
<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default
is 8 and I'd like to make that 4
<neverblue> use \t/2 ?
* quasar headdesk


This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633, 2011-09-03
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* Mortvert pokes brabo with office suite
 * brabo smacks Mortvert in the head
 * Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed.
<Mortvert> I found one, lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634, 2011-09-03
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<+PerfieM> I'm gonna be the new addition to staff!
<+PerfieM> YAAAAYYY
<+bazhang> that can't be good
<+PerfieM> bazhang: that would be the day freenode burns in hell
<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on
Windows, using officeIRC
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1635, 2011-09-09
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Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just
a shit ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws.
Dominian : like noobfarm
Alan_Hicks : Precisely.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636, 2011-09-22
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< pegwole> threethirty: Why were you logged in as root earlier?
< threethirty> i was booted into partedmagic trying to zero out this drive
< pegwole> Well that's fun,  I successfully convinced a chick I know that
	   squirrels lay eggs.	That's what acorns are, and that's why
	   squirrels build nests.  I also told her that when you see a
	   squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and
	   take it,
	   because it's about to eat a baby squirrel.
< pegwole> This autumn should be pretty fun for me.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637, 2011-09-28
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<rindolf> thef1y: hi. [22:38:14]
<thef1y> hello [22:38:21]
noobsaib00t|9957 joined
<DrForr> Evening. [22:40:38]
noobsaib00t|3899 joined
noobsaib00t|6114 joined
noobsaib00t|8322 joined
noobsaib00t|7376 joined
<DrForr> Oh gawd, inbound. [22:41:28]
mode +o apeiron by ChanServ
mode +r by apeiron
apeiron  kicked noobsaib00t|7376 Reason: [shouldn't]
apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8322 Reason: [you]
apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|6114 Reason: [be]
apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|3899 Reason: [in]
apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|9957 Reason: [school]
apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8757 Reason: [right]
apeiron kicked noobsaib00t Reason: [now]
<ncow> wow
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638, 2011-09-30
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<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten
years those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look
like a flaccid penis.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639, 2011-10-04
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< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my
favorite things to do
< Dominian> lol
< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company
time
< Dominian> lmfao
< andarius> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640, 2011-10-06
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<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with
a lighter...
<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game… I almost finished this level but
then the explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s )
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641, 2011-10-11
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<+trhodes> wgetting lunch ?! cool!!
<+trhodes> i wanna try that :P
<+Dominian> trhodes: that was a total typo too
<+Dominian> lol
<+trhodes> nerd typo!
<+Dominian> no shit!
<+Dominian> I am AWESOME
<+trhodes> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642, 2011-10-11
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<+aceofspades19> I love mcdicks fries
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643, 2011-10-14
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<EyesIsMine> HOLY
<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free   Swap space:
7.31 GB total / 1.64 GB free
<EyesIsMine> THAT'S NOT GOOD
<orbit> that's less than ideal.
<EyesIsMine> what the hell is taking up all the real memory
<EyesIsMine> Running processesI293
<EyesIsMine> I guess they are
<orbit> firefox.
<EyesIsMine> nope
<EyesIsMine> woah.
 * orbit arches an eyebrow
<EyesIsMine>  ... waiting .......................
<EyesIsMine> damnit
<EyesIsMine> Maybe I should sudo aptitude upgrade
<gry> Hahahahahahaha.
 * orbit arches an eyebrow
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644, 2011-10-15
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<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning
module on the bot
<+eviljames> it started learning from the channel's banter
<+eviljames> and was promptly driven insane
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1645, 2011-10-17
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<+sero> I break shit in ways others don't even fucking dream of!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1646, 2011-10-20
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<rst> sure, perl is faster than python for a few things
<@epixoip> a few things?
<@epixoip> name one thing python is faster at.
<rebeccablack> dev time :)
<rebeccablack> lol
<@epixoip> only if you don't know perl.
<@Apsu> ^
<rebeccablack> heh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647, 2011-10-24
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<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer
services
		       section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I
		       emailed the
		       company and told them they should stop spamming
		       and they told me to fuck off
<+aceofspades19> literally they said 'you sir can fuck right off'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648, 2011-10-24
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< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move
a window around it, the icon gets glithces.
< crocket> Is this bug fixed?
<+rworkman> Yes.  Don't do that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1649, 2011-10-26
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* aceofspades19 wonders what #offtopic will say when and if I have a kid
<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having
a kid than
	you aceofspades19...... :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650, 2011-10-27
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<bikcmp> JStoker: hm. any other distro's worth peeking at?
<bikcmp> aside from debian.
<JStoker> debian
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1651, 2011-10-29
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< ScreamerX> is slackware dead?
< Skywise> yes
< Skywise> we're all here in mourning
< ScreamerX> is there any replacement available?
< Skywise> it was one of a kind
< ScreamerX> was?
< Skywise> its dead now
< ScreamerX> which distribution?
< Skywise> slackware
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652, 2011-11-02
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<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that
I'll laugh.
<bikcmp> i see
<bikcmp> that's cool
<Spitfire> lol
<bikcmp> oh you suck
<Spitfire> :P
<bikcmp> really, stop it
<bikcmp> :(
<Spitfire> Haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653, 2011-11-13
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-!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined
##slackware-offtopic
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v antiwire] by AgentAnderson
<+antiwire> guys
<+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you.
<+Olfway> you got laid?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654, 2011-11-18
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<+adrien> let's have sex together
<+antiwire> XD
<+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655, 2011-11-22
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<+BP{k}> heels > flats.
<+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh
<+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something?
<+antiwire> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1656, 2011-11-22
%
* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have
sex with him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm,
and leave and come back at 5 pm :P
<+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657, 2011-11-28
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< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
< thrice`> looks weird to me
< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
< andarius> To soak up the pee :o
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1658, 2011-11-29
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<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
+aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone
<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ?
<+Dominian> adaptr: nope
<+Dominian> all at once
<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659, 2011-12-06
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<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various
distros of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being
homeless...i dig it!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660, 2011-12-18
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+adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
+hitest | yep
+hitest | she takes after her mother
+hitest | :)
+adrien | huh?
+adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise
+adrien |  :p
+hitest | haha
+hitest | ++
+hitest | good one
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661, 2011-12-19
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< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
< cliched> your not an admin
< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am
-!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ
< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
< bikcmp> :-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662, 2011-12-26
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<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder
than a car engine.
<+theborger> must of been my wife
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663, 2011-12-30
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< Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from
util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of
the kill from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill
command in it.
< Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day.
< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves
zombies?
< Skaperen> not completely dead
< Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1664, 2012-01-01
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* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway,
so i can sey Olfway fetch :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1665, 2012-01-06
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<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen
wasn't working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
<+aceofspades19> I was like ..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1666, 2012-01-06
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<+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D
<@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -..
<+Olfway> wtf...
<+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big....
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667, 2012-01-06
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«+aceofspades1» well it gets this cold about once a year
«+	   dive» yeah it's called 'winter'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668, 2012-01-19
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* Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild
<+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over.....
<+sero> !weather Hell, MI
<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI)
has a temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph
(0.0 km/h). Oh, and it's Clear.
<+sero> yup, look at that.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669, 2012-01-21
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< four_20> where's Olfway?
< Sammies843> idk.
< four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit
(13 minutes later)
< Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670, 2012-01-22
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<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came
back into my room it smelled like a sewer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671, 2012-01-30
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<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672, 2012-01-30
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<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but
what is the deal with that?
<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1673, 2012-02-06
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<+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog
<+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1674, 2012-02-07
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<LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops
<LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675, 2012-02-07
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< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13
year old
	      kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676, 2012-02-10
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+kgs │ Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning?
+kgs │ Is it because of farts or something?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677, 2012-02-11
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<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to
rescale it to four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload
the original, and G13 to go back a picture>
[grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now
[grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000
	   photos to go through
[pegwole]  Nice to know you're looking at porn right now.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678, 2012-02-11
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<+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell
<+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source
<+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap
<+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679, 2012-02-17
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<@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now?
<@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again.
<@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680, 2012-02-18
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<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go
asl in ##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help
<@alienBOB> We are not your fucking helpdesk
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1681, 2012-02-24
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<@sero> @eightball Is CaptObviousman an old fart?
<@AgentAnderson> sero: Obviously.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1682, 2012-02-26
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<+antiwire> I don't always browse goat pr0n, but when I do, I use port 53
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683, 2012-02-27
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incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to
have that group in case i need to use a floppy image
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1684, 2012-02-27
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<+BP{k}> in catholic church .. religion fucks you.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685, 2012-02-29
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<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into
my chinese
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686, 2012-03-02
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-!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined
##slackware
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687, 2012-03-10
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(+     Olfway) ## makes me want to snort massive amounts of coke
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1688, 2012-03-10
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<Unit193> Girl? What's that?
<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single
mistake while using it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689, 2012-03-13
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< CaptObviousman> it is official steak&bj day, I'd forgotten
* | andarius heads over to BP{k}'s place
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690, 2012-03-14
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<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a
blowjob, its pi day
<+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately.
<+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today
 * CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his
 index finger/thumb tonight
<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of
the helpers, not the helpees
<+eviljames> bahahahahaha
<+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA
<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue,
but lord that would hurt like hell
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691, 2012-03-14
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<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a
god damn cup in it
<+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692, 2012-03-15
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<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my
pants ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693, 2012-03-16
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* edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19)
aceofspades19 has joined ##slackware-offtopic
+aceofspades19 │ I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join
command
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1694, 2012-03-17
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«	 wizbit» You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
«	 wizbit» hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
		wizbit rubs chin
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695, 2012-03-18
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< Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket.
< thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens?
< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness.	We're not supposed to
ignore the retards anymore are we? :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696, 2012-03-22
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<lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ?
<Defusal> lautriv, no it is not
<Defusal> root is called root.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697, 2012-03-23
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+Roin │ @.@
@AgentAnderson │ Roin: How the hell should I know!
+Roin │ AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking
everything!
@AgentAnderson │ Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
+Roin │ most certanly I do ._.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698, 2012-03-25
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<+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699, 2012-03-25
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< Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis
< NitroGL> finger girlfriend
< rob0> no, he said no_foreplay
< jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist
< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister
after you 'modprobe hick mode=default'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700, 2012-03-25
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dive │ notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701, 2012-03-27
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<+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware.
<+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p
<+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance
<+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702, 2012-03-28
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< RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you
< Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };:
< RJ> iu know what it is
< Olfway> What is it then?
-!- RJ [~RJ@comcast.net] has quit [connection reset by peer]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703, 2012-03-28
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<+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704, 2012-04-02
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<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in
windows, so why not Linux(android) in Linux?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705, 2012-04-02
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«+    Dominian» How many SEO experts does it take to change a light
bulb,
		 lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch,
		 lightswitch, energy?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706, 2012-04-03
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<albacker> what's the default emacs font?
<legumbre> RMS Sans Mono
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707, 2012-04-03
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<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning
from his cock?
<Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden
<Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost
<Olfway> *BZZT*
<Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708, 2012-04-03
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<+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em?
<+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709, 2012-04-05
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<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the
men standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their
cocks bark out at each other.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710, 2012-04-05
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<      drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else!
<      drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT
< Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711, 2012-04-05
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«@	  BP{k}» I went to mordor last year ...
«+	   NaCl» BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
«@	  BP{k}» why, yes. Yes I did.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1712, 2012-04-06
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<@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years
<+lulzfish_4> fap?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1713, 2012-04-06
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<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad
things to
		  it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714, 2012-04-07
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<crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops.
<crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1715, 2012-04-09
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rob0 │ Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient,
microwavable bowls.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716, 2012-04-09
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<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not
qualified to write the program. Go back to hello, world.
<pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717, 2012-04-10
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<pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth?
<Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it?
<Kenjiro> I only set it +x and used /etc/rc.d/rc.bluetooth start
<Kenjiro> just that
<pprkut> what I meant :)
* Tadgy gets the doll for rc.bluetooth to demonstrate where it was touched
<Kenjiro> Tadgy: LOL
<Kenjiro> I believe I didn't touch it in a bad way ROTFL
<Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :)
<Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww
<rob0> Hide the altar boys!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718, 2012-04-11
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<+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway?
<+Olfway> ...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719, 2012-04-11
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<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to
do on the toilet :(
.
.
<raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1720, 2012-04-12
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SSSeSSS > [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] joins #xfs
SSSeSSS : Hi all
sandeen`` : hey there
SSSeSSS : this is the only linux chat i seen so i decided to stop by
SSSeSSS : what do you guys talk about in here
sandeen`` * points at topic ...
SSSeSSS : I am kinda new to the linux world so i dunno but I love linux
SSSeSSS : ya well i figured that much but what about
SSSeSSS : i dont see anyone on the topic if you know what i mean
SSSeSSS : I have not had any problems with my file systems yet
SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really
wondering?
SSSeSSS : anyone know of another good linux chat?
2SSSeSSS < [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] quits [Quit: Leaving]
adrien :  ^^
sandeen`` : plonk.
CybDev : lol
CybDev : he really needs to get out more ^^
elder : linux gurlz r teh bomb
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721, 2012-04-17
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22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400
GS, Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final),
LG 42LD490
22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff?
22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :)
22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd
22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722, 2012-04-17
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+Olfway │ I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in
it's mouth...
@firebird │ Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that
it could potentially bite off? :)
+Olfway │ i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck
i just poped in it's mouth
+Olfway │ wait...
+Olfway │ awh fuck
* │ Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723, 2012-04-17
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<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
<+Olfway> lmfao
<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current
job come
		       to think of it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1724, 2012-04-18
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«	sharvey» is the slackware site down?

....

«	   jg71» hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
		jg71 looks at crocket
«	 petar^» how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
«	 Junius» he's a speshul agent
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725, 2012-04-18
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<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1726, 2012-04-18
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+nyteowl │ when guessing the wife's weight take the first number
you thought of, divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will
ensure your survival
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727, 2012-04-19
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+Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking
everyone's valve stem covers off their tires
+Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them
+theborger   damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1728, 2012-04-19
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<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen?  will the aliens abduct me
and stick things up my back side?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1729, 2012-04-20
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<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the
user wanted to lick it.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730, 2012-04-24
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<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line
any day of the week
<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks
any day of the week :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731, 2012-04-24
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< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below
average after the internet something something something porn.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732, 2012-04-26
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+Olfway │ i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
+adrien │ which is a pearl necklace of course
+Olfway │ and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to
watch porn... which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
+Olfway │ well im out for the night
+Olfway │ later y'all
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733, 2012-04-28
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(+  theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1734, 2012-04-29
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<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
 * MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend
 is now engaged. To another woman.
<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1735, 2012-05-01
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<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$
/index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad
chili and barfed all over nginx
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736, 2012-05-02
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<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough
building
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1737, 2012-05-11
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curiousgeorge │ what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg
at a local copy of the install dvd
curiousgeorge │ but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly
there were all these upgrades  ;)
adaptr │ yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738, 2012-05-12
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<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super
cheap airfare?
<gheraint> become aircrew
<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and
an oath to not become religious?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739, 2012-05-13
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<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the
sandybridge opteron
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740, 2012-05-18
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(+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1741, 2012-05-21
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<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest £50 ever
<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do
<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing
showing up on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
<gry> What was the problem?
<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in?
<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor.
<thrashout> lol
<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out
<T_A_N_K> lmfao
<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1742, 2012-05-22
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<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can
handle at the same time
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1743, 2012-05-22
%
# Yo-mama jokes by nerds...

<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%...
<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput
<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can
handle at the same time
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in
a cycle...
<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in
and around her body
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu.  Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is
using her.
<+Stoo> hm .. nah
+Stoo * fails at this game
<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of
her own
<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory
all at once.
<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already
has enough viruses
<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every
performance.   :P  HAHAHAHHA
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1744, 2012-05-22
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* andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :|
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745, 2012-05-25
%
<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with
sun shine
<HoopyCat> is that near constantinople?
<bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's
<HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry
<bob2> hm i think i got all my apostrophe's correct
<bob2> @win
<bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat
<Commodore> apostrophes
<Commodore> does not have an apostrophe
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746, 2012-05-28
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<Skywise> how much does it pay?
<mancha> 5 bugumbas
<Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin?
<mancha> once your ass stops hurting
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1747, 2012-05-30
%
<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in
a day
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748, 2012-05-30
%
<+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749, 2012-06-05
%
* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching
The Sopranos
 * Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him
 watch The Sopranos though a window at his house
<+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man
 * Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's
 pillow talk.
<+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things?
<+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750, 2012-06-05
%
<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes
stony soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too
kind or not cruel enough.
<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never
knew.. thanks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751, 2012-06-06
%
<rworkman> I'm fucked up.
<rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock
<rworkman> Um,no.
<rworkman> Alan is an ass.
<rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752, 2012-06-09
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<+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D
<+theborger> get my Tan on
<+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot
<+Olfway> like, about 70-80
<+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1753, 2012-06-10
%
<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship
the virus
		       with your computer'
<+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT
<+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1754, 2012-06-11
%
<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement
ever
<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random
names'
<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
<+aceofspades19> BITCH!
<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute
for inches
	  so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not
an insecure
		 faggot
<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
<+SpaceJockey> lol
<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is,
its skillz
		 that matter
<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
punishment:
<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of
pure pussy
	       punishment
<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think
its time for
	  some extenze
<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and
too big
<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you
fucking a
	  tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's
	  game over, man.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1755, 2012-06-13
%
<+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay*
<+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756, 2012-06-17
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<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are
best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<+Bedlam> much better names
<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement
in binary.
<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a
pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a
gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<+surrounder> wrong
<+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757, 2012-06-18
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<+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758, 2012-06-19
%
<+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out
<+eviljames> can't explain taht.
<+MajObviousman> fucking moon
<+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods!
<+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759, 2012-06-19
%
Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs
Olfway:a hammer
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1760, 2012-06-22
%
< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself
in the balls with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think
about while you cry through the  process.
< pharaun> good first step
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761, 2012-06-26
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+Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1762, 2012-07-02
%
<+theborger> only the tip this time i swear
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1763, 2012-07-03
%
+Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1764, 2012-07-04
%
<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you
will not need crossover or wine.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1765, 2012-07-08
%
<+aceofspades19> I didn't choose to be heterosexual
<+aceofspades19> I just happen to really like tits
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1766, 2012-07-08
%
<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on
your computer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1767, 2012-07-15
%
<+WhiteWolf1776> just touching it makes me smile and releaves stress ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768, 2012-07-17
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* | MajObviousman is satisfied
<rob0> | drijen jerked off, and MajObviousman is satisfied?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1769, 2012-07-19
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<@Romster> yeah i probably haven't got the better end of the stick
* | drijen beats nogagplz with Romster's stick
* | nogagplz severs drijens love muscle
* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's
ass
< nogagplz> that's it I'm done
< nogagplz> game over man!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1770, 2012-07-19
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khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system
my mouse and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about
missing of mod probe. how fix that?

...a few minutes later...

rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the
ChangeLog. alienBOB helps build Slackware, and he reads the
ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware, and he even reads his ChangeLog. We
expect the same of our users. :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771, 2012-07-23
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«+    Fatalnix» WTF
«+    Fatalnix» there appears to be a colony of ants living in my
Thinkpad
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1772, 2012-07-24
%
<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other
software for free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with
what they know.
<NyteOwl> yes - viral/parasitc marketing it its highet form
<NyteOwl> liek giving crack to kids so they'll buy it as adults
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773, 2012-07-25
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<tightwork> the new IRCwatchers diet
<tightwork> ship a bootable cd that launches user into freenode
<tightwork> #defocus
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774, 2012-07-27
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<+dive> it enters the room 10 mins before the rest of me
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775, 2012-07-29
%
<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats
a lot of crops to dust
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776, 2012-07-30
%
< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll
be interested.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777, 2012-08-04
%
In the middle of the night from saturday to sunday:

Charlos > [~charlos@46.102.36.93] joins #radeon
Charlos : Hello all
Charlos : are there online  ?
Charlos : RV710       Radeon HD 4350/4550
Charlos : how to make install this  driver ?
Charlos : my version in OpenSuse 10.3
Charlos : help me please... Im Paola
Charlos | changes nick to Paola
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1778, 2012-08-05
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<+Soul_keeper> Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard ...
<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover
took over! She got a bone of her own.
<+Soul_keeper> good ol' nursery rhymes apply to mars.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779, 2012-08-05
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+Roin  | off to bed good night o/
+Soul_keeper | take raela or adrien with you :)
+raela | adrien is the better choice
@adrien| I fart in bed
+raela | I also happen to fart in my sleep so hey
+raela | I am not the safe coice!
+raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour
milk. I can't lie to nil about being hungry :(
+raela | the farts tell all
+MajObviousman | dear god this is comedy gold
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1780, 2012-08-06
%
<+Myk267> It's not enough!
<+Olfway> thats what she said
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781, 2012-08-07
%
<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's
silence
<wargus> :D
<wargus> was already the same yesterday
<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't
deny you're enjoying this. :-P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782, 2012-08-09
%
<Nuck> tmux: for when you get tired of screen's bullshit :D
* Nuck huggles tmux
<gry> what did screen do wrong this time? :)
<Nuck> gry: /configuration files/
<Nuck> That's it.
<gry> oh yeah, I think I didn't touch them
<gry> why did you have to, what did you want to change in its behaviour?
<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy
spawn at startup of my home server
<Nuck> I run them in screen for easy access
<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add
two windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager
to hug their parents in public
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1783, 2012-08-09
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+Olfway | but yeah...
+Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware
+Olfway | t'was love at first sight...
+Olfway | slackware, not him
+Olfway | lmfao
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784, 2012-08-09
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< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing
it. Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now,
you're just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention
like some sexually abused 14 year old boy.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785, 2012-08-16
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<+tintin> Do all people here use slackware?
<+hitest> of course it is the law
<+aceofspades19> tintin: no they use GoatOS
<+Olfway> hitest++
<@SirBotsAlot> karma - hitest: 23
<+tintin> tintin++
<+tintin> Olfway: hi
<+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi
<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and
I still
	      don't know.
<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem,
no pc
		     needed
<+Olfway> hahahaha
<+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy
<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear
<+hitest> dive,  it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day
<+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat
<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join
		     ##slackware-offtopic
<+Olfway> hahahaha
<+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware
<+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit
<+Olfway> lulz
 * dive ducks
<+Soul_keeper> :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786, 2012-08-16
%
<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my
dreams get. Up to a point
<MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1787, 2012-08-17
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<mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_
* Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues.
<mark_peters> Not that odd.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788, 2012-08-19
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<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it
in other place where i got more space?
<mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/
<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is
to mount it in other place where i have more
      space
<mark_peters> How is it not an option?
<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to
delete? :-)
<thrice> why can't you move stuff, either?
<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever
is there
<ZYX> because it`s virtual
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789, 2012-08-21
%
<+Stoo> seriously.  I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's
nonsense is like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790, 2012-08-22
%
<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing
so they touched. my. screen.
<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of
their skin
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791, 2012-08-24
%
< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
<+erry> no need for caps!
< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1792, 2012-08-28
%
<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile
at the Mama.
<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll
hop right in bed with you first date.
<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793, 2012-08-28
%
(+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1794, 2012-08-29
%
< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with
black and green color themes....
< thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people
< iToast> thegerdur, how
< thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1795, 2012-09-02
%
<+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1796, 2012-09-06
%
<+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797, 2012-09-06
%
+MajObviousman │ you know, it seems immediately obvious
+MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy
+MajObviousman │ sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798, 2012-09-07
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+krizzo │ Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
   +Dominian │ heh
   +Dominian │ How'd you do that?
   +Dominian │ ask them what a naked woman looks like?
+SpaceJockey | lmao
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799, 2012-09-08
%
+s0ulslack │ I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day,
gf's bitching to shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
+s0ulslack │ the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with
big tits
+s0ulslack │ boxen lost on that one
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1800, 2012-09-14
%
<@dwfreed> Bottien: pail
<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about
these similar topics: 'penis'
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801, 2012-09-14
%
(+ Roin) Ok that hurts
(+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench?
(+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly
(+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802, 2012-09-17
%
<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial
insertion.....
<firebird> penile*
* firebird runs for cover
* xovan throws a fag grenade
<xovan> *it explodes into bronies*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803, 2012-09-18
%
<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a
difference
<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually
meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804, 2012-09-20
%
<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24
hour period?
<Skywise> depends on how much i drink
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805, 2012-09-21
%
<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse
cum? I could make a fuckin' killin'.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806, 2012-09-26
%
<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old,
but they can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer
will keep you hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807, 2012-09-26
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KaMii │ myan apocolypse already happened
	KaMii │ they forgot to calculate leap years
WhiteWolf1776 │ yea KaMii ... you showed up
WhiteWolf1776 │ but that only killed the channel ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808, 2012-09-28
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<KaMii> does anything live in arizona?
<wswhitney> Sand.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1809, 2012-10-02
%
(+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810, 2012-10-05
%
* troii has joined ##security
<troii>  /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811, 2012-10-08
%
<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit
out of me just now
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812, 2012-10-11
%
<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the
openbsd thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam,
humble bundle, etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never
had a desktop presence?  nah
<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash
of non-UNIX ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it
will have forgotten its roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country
girl who moves to the big city to make it in show business, before long
we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks in a back alley to support
its meth addiction.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813, 2012-10-11
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<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to
make a screen door watertight.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1814, 2012-10-11
%
d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I
was laid.
d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago
Tadgy: Tell me about it.
Tadgy: My dick has atrophied.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815, 2012-10-12
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< CaptainArf> duke
< CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop!
< CaptainArf> curses
< CaptainArf> doesnt*
< Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816, 2012-10-15
%
< raz_> what is `ip` command used for ?
< Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies.
< Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817, 2012-10-16
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Roin; I did all my homework today
Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1818, 2012-10-17
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<@Murdog> PENIS
<@Murdog> WANGS
<@Murdog> DICKS
<@Murdog> COCKS
<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
<@Murdog> SHLONGS
<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
<@Murdog> BELLENDS
< Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1819, 2012-10-17
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<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since
my last assignmnet... i've been irc'ing all day... every
day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;)
<theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows
<surrounder> haha yeah
<surrounder> go join #ubuntu
<BP{k}> or ##linux
<WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee
<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go
to ##linux
<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp
stick in my eye
<surrounder> hahaha
<surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++
<BP{k}> LOL
<AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4
<WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway
<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head
up a fat girls vag
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820, 2012-10-24
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<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for
my laptop
<surrounder> zomg custom!
<BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels .....
<BP{k}> then I discovered beer.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821, 2012-10-26
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Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie
Skywise | he never argues the issues
Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else
is saying
Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can
 mancha | skywise is a racist
Skywise | see theres my point made
Skywise | i never said i approved of racism
Skywise | mancha is lying
  arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1822, 2012-10-30
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...
WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;)
      Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats
      your explanation
WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well
	arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel...  Who's winning?
	    * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl
	arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823, 2012-10-30
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< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused
to the mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended
up doing the same thing a couple of months later
...
< arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base
< eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space
< arfon> HA HA!!!!  I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired
cat
< pink_mist> lol
< mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die....
< arfon> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1824, 2012-10-30
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+Olfway │ well, this is awkward
+MLanden │ wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
+Olfway │ i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
+MLanden │ then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
+aceofspades19 │ thanks for sharing
+Olfway │ i just heard collective drink-spitting
+Olfway │ and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
+aceofspades19 │ I am already dead on the inside
+Olfway │ i just killed you a little more dead
+aceofspades19 │ you can't get any more dead than dead
* Olfway smells a noobfarming
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1825, 2012-11-04
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<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
<slava_dp> saved :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826, 2012-11-06
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< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into
the middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
< Jack-is> Ah
< Jack-is> Bummer.
< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
< Jack-is> A bit.
< MajObviousman> I looked down
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827, 2012-11-10
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< iammpain> I just had to run this command....
< iammpain> cat poop.log
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1828, 2012-11-10
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+theborger │ i got to find someplace to put this thing
+misspwn   │ ok i am ready for the big one
+misspwn   │ ha
+misspwn   │ ok
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829, 2012-11-16
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[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for
$100. XD
[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository
where they permanently store data.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1830, 2012-11-21
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<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831, 2012-11-23
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+Olfway │ guys... i think im gay
+cmyster │ as in happy ?
+Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
+Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1832, 2012-11-24
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<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving
the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are
still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833, 2012-11-27
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<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are
best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system
of measurement in binary.
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2
cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles
make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make
a bushel.
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
<TheM4ch1n3> lol
<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834, 2012-12-04
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+theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid
+Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O
+Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time
Roin ?
+Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
+Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
+Roin │ Dominian: why?
+Dominian │ from being on your knees all day
+theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to
make cash
+Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835, 2012-12-05
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<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to
get out of it?
<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
<+pparadis> oh you know it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1836, 2012-12-08
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+cmyster │ anyone here a python guy ?
+cmyster │ as in the programming language, not what you think is
between your legs
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837, 2012-12-11
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<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about
two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming
homosexuals before...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838, 2012-12-12
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<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839, 2012-12-14
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+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ?  Same size
or larger than your 'tormentor' ?
+Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
+adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
+Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
+LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840, 2012-12-14
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+arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still
working....
+Tadgy │ That's viagra for you.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841, 2012-12-19
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<anonymous> Hello
<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn
the product if defective
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1842, 2012-12-27
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+Crosma │ Girls have vaginas.
+aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843, 2012-12-30
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sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1844, 2013-01-03
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+Alan_Hicks │ I wonder....
+Alan_Hicks │ Is ginger jizz freckled?
+eviljames  │ You WOULD wonder such a thing
+nofra	    │ Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1845, 2013-01-07
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<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having
a meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846, 2013-01-09
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+nofra │ theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
+Alan_Hicks │ nofra: They're excellent.
+nofra │ HA HA!
+Alan_Hicks │ noobfarm? :^)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847, 2013-01-11
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< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email
server up and running
< EugeneKay> I like where this is going.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848, 2013-01-13
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<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time
I thought it was secure
<nofra> I run eviljamesware...	 No exploits there!
<eviljames> nofra: yes.  none.
<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849, 2013-01-15
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+misspwn │ Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
+misspwn │ my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest
and i belived him
+misspwn │ no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods
would put hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was
so afraid of that happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm
retarded and i ate a burger with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened
+alisonken1home │ my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn
my elbows black
+Mortvert │ Pfffahahahaha misspwn.
+Mortvert │ I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts
+misspwn │ GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts
+Mortvert │ strong enough to kill
+misspwn │ thanks dad
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850, 2013-01-16
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«	 Banish» what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip
b7670307 sp bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851, 2013-01-18
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<+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852, 2013-01-23
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theborger	i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :)
theborger	shit still works
aceofspades19	999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one
firebird	if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son....
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853, 2013-01-28
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<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process.
<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to
face. Second phone
	       interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview.
	       Personality test. Hired.
<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer
these days?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854, 2013-01-28
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< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year
on youtube
<+Sandtblood> let me put it this way
<+Sandtblood> no one does
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855, 2013-01-29
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<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either
the wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856, 2013-02-01
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<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take
a joke :)
<+ass|hat> Tadgy: y u no take jokes?
<+sencha> Tadgy is sensitive
<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his
harbl acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror.
<+theborger> OMFG hahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857, 2013-02-04
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+surrounder │ dutch <3
 +surrounder │ it's not a language, it's a throat disease
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858, 2013-02-05
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-!- arch [~arch@unaffiliated/arch] has joined ##slackware
< arch> hello
< arch> would anyone like to have sex with me
< arch> i only have platonic sex with other qt girls
< arch> such as myself
-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
-!- mode/##slackware [+q arch!*@*] by rworkman
<@rworkman> There, you just got fucked.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859, 2013-02-05
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<Roin> surrounder: did you ever try LSD? o_o
<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical
background of kitchen utilities?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860, 2013-02-07
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<+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome?
<+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit
<+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger?
<+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs
<+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861, 2013-02-07
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<+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it
<+misspwn> it's about fucking time
<+Tadgy> misspwn: On average, about 5-8 inches :)
<+Tadgy> D'oh... complete channel fubar there.
<+Tadgy> misspwn: apologies.
<+krizzo> whoa PM's should be just that... private. ;)
<+misspwn> wow Tadgy
<+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon
<+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :)
<+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862, 2013-02-15
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+Tadgy │ Debian has a packaging process?  I thought they just
took a shit, cut it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the
turd-halfs.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863, 2013-02-18
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<+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html
<@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com)
<+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864, 2013-02-21
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<eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_
Japanese that they all switch L & R
<eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1865, 2013-02-21
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«	lnxslck» is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
«    pink_mist» no
«	NyteOwl» lol, no
«	Urchlay» there are slackware certified lunatics :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1866, 2013-02-26
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<+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches.
<+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867, 2013-03-05
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<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license
allowing you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
<+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools.
<+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb.
<+acidchild> :)
<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in
your garage.
 * eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again?
 * eviljames walked into that one
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it.
<+eviljames> *headdesk*
 * hitest claps
 * eviljames also claps
<+eviljames> bravo.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868, 2013-03-06
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<+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869, 2013-03-07
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<+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass
<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look
like Free Willy
<+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1870, 2013-03-12
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(+   antiwire) ok i suck
(+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!?
(+   antiwire) love u long tieeemmm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871, 2013-03-18
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<surrounder> and why traffic court ?
<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
<surrounder> km/h
<Olfway> hang on
<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
<surrounder> :|
<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
<Olfway> i had to shit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872, 2013-03-25
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on uninstalling software on Fedora:

<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for
centuries
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1873, 2013-03-26
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«+cmyster» well,
«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1874, 2013-04-03
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<+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful...
<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875, 2013-04-04
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frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself
with Axe
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876, 2013-04-09
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<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of
a bus
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877, 2013-04-11
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< rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns
< MajObviousman> makes sense
< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five
< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands
< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up

[3 minutes later ...]
< derfy> i get it!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1878, 2013-04-12
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<+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect
<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of
them has 11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux
distributions?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879, 2013-04-18
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<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd
and have an Emacs userland.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880, 2013-04-20
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<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881, 2013-04-20
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<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1882, 2013-05-05
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<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1883, 2013-05-06
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<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your
testicles.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884, 2013-05-08
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Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can
always find one of my nicks saying something.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885, 2013-05-11
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(+	 Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
	       introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
	       information for blind people
(+	 Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
(+	 Roin) o_o*
(+	BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
(+	BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
(+MajObviousm) sign me up
(+	 Roin) Uhm...
(+	BP{k}) next one ...
(+	 Roin) -.-
(+	BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
(+	BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
(+	BP{k}) :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886, 2013-05-15
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<+majorsecurity> â•¡ don't be silly, wrap your willy!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887, 2013-05-15
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<+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888, 2013-05-20
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<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast
all over her face.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889, 2013-05-21
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<+antiwire> â•¡ Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its
fan port.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890, 2013-06-03
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At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party:

raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii
raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891, 2013-06-08
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<wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years
<gry> wims, what phone?
<wims> gry: i got a really old windows phone
<wims> the sony x1
<wims> i think it is
<gry> nice
<gry> i <3 competent users who don't whine about ms being crap
<gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus)
<wims> lol
<crazedpsyc> true!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892, 2013-06-09
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< KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893, 2013-06-21
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<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal
leakage.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894, 2013-06-22
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Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room.
Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl
antiwire: lol
skysploit: oops
xssx: lol
babybear3333: ermmm
rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast
xssx: haha
Jambs: ptz :(
Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the
link to reset passwd please
Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep
Jambs: a thousand apologies
Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a
sleepy job here giving rs
Jambs: cambio cambio some op here?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895, 2013-07-08
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<wlan> Тут есть
нормальные люди?
<gry> нет
<wlan> Или только
разработчикиЮ
<wlan> ?
<gry> думаю, некоторые
разработчики здесь
читают, играют в
тенис и бегают, как
нормальные люди
<Phazorx> в режиме эмуляции
<Phazorx> чтоб настоящие
нормальные думали
что с нами всё в
порядке :)

English Translation:

<wlan> Are there any normal people here?
<gry> no
<wlan> Or only developers
<wlan>?
<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running
around like normal people
<Phazorx> in emulation mode
<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right
when them :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1896, 2013-07-10
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<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her,
I might make an exception
<+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897, 2013-07-10
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+raela │ yeah, I don't like kissing
      +raela │ for many reasons
 +surrounder │ silly raela
      +raela │ though I have kissed people, damnit!
 +surrounder │ !
+sumtingwong │ raela: the main one being that you have to be
within 1 ft of someone?
      +raela │ sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward,
      yes
 +adrien_oww │ woah
 +adrien_oww │ that's worth of /topic!
 +adrien_oww │ (worth of it but should probably not make it)p
      +raela │ it's not that great :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1898, 2013-07-19
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<+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams
<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with
her.  Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1899, 2013-07-21
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<oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp?
<Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp
<Zhivago> The sup guys are not here.
<oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how?
<Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though.
<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest
learning Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built;
and then you do that in Common Lisp.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900, 2013-07-23
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«@	   dive» @qgr
«@    slackoff» <hitest> hairy goat nipples
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1901, 2013-08-07
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IBM5150PC | this package:
https://build.opensuse.org/package/show/openSUSE:Factory/love-0_7_2
IBM5150PC | DevIL is missing
penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems
making love ?
IBM5150PC | umm, wow, you took it out of context, didn't you
* penguin42 always tries to
IBM5150PC | That's sick
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902, 2013-08-10
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<anonymuouss> i have some networking books i should be reading as well doh
<reisio> d'oh!
<anonymuouss> no wonder i always have to use dhclient lol
<reisio> lololol
<reisio>  | | |
<reisio> /\/\/
<anonymuouss> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1903, 2013-08-19
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<AeroNotix> ,(+ 1 1 )
<AeroNotix> what's the bot repl syntax?
<H4ns> AeroNotix: there is no repl bot
<AeroNotix> H4ns: that would explain it!
<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can
evaluate (+ 1 1) in their heads
<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to
(+ 1 1)
<hitecnologys> 42
<p_l> *snrk*
<AeroNotix> hitecnologys: finally, someone to help me
<hitecnologys> AeroNotix: np
<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or
41.99999999 on Intel processors.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904, 2013-08-20
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mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube
mradot | how illegal would it be to make one?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1905, 2013-08-22
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04:02 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@unaffiliated/kamii] by Alan_Hicks
04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was
right.
	  http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906, 2013-08-28
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<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer
is now just a physicist.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907, 2013-09-02
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<DrLou> PG friends, does Native Language Support 'just work' on OSX?
<RhodiumToad> what do you expect it to do?
<DrLou> speak to me in Italian, lovingly, when I execute psql
<DrLou> French would be fine, as a close second...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908, 2013-09-07
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Blacklite_ | http://ctrlq.org/maps/where/ is where the info is from
Blacklite_ | is says my GPS is in the whitehouse.
Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on
teletoonatnight.com it's fucking hilarious.
 ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable?
Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf.
Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf: really?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909, 2013-09-13
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<Blacklite_> computers can't be used for EVERYTHING under the sun
<Skywise> they make lousy fertilizer
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1910, 2013-09-17
%
<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed
the door. It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left
me here to die. My food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black
dress slacks has been removed from the couch. It is now only a matter of
whether I starve to death first, or go mad with lack of suitable sleeping
conditions. I will sit in the center of the house and sing the song of
my people, as I await the end.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1911, 2013-09-24
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14:43 < TheM4ch1n3> I dont want to buy hardware from a company that has
thumbs.db files on there FTP server
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912, 2013-09-30
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Blacklite_ â•¡ can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic?
  ChiaSmurf â•¡ lol
    Skywise â•¡ yeah, the person who banned you
Darth_Slack â•¡ Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the
shit out of the channel
  ChiaSmurf â•¡ 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering
  how to get unbanned...
    Skywise â•¡ lol
    Skywise â•¡ thats efficient
  pink_mist â•¡ 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913, 2013-10-02
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<crocket> zendeavor, I'm probably stupid.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914, 2013-10-08
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( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup
of hepatitis
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915, 2013-10-11
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<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as
me :(
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1916, 2013-10-14
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redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the
top of this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim?
redotis: http://hastebin.com/supecavijo.md
Raimondi: redotis:
%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\username=\1\callerid=\2\secret=\3\/
redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick.
redotis: That was fucking awesome.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1917, 2013-10-20
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< Fatalnix> teacher caught me doing it and was laughin
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918, 2013-10-21
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<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat
was excellent
<+theborger> raela: same thing all the girls tell me
<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape
your basement
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919, 2013-10-22
%
<BP{k}> Never thought Roin was a squirter. ;)
<Roin> Yah :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920, 2013-11-07
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«+   acidchild» I love this city.
«+	   dive» was it built on rock n roll?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921, 2013-11-18
%
< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're
utterly wrong.	Since I can see my passport and what it says.
< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: http://www.webcitation.org/5wFDMMVPV
< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Can't view it in a non-GUI browser.
< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord
Goldsmith QC's Citizenship Review
< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981,
1965, 1964, 1958, 1948
< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your
(incorrect) opinion to read it.  I've proven you wrong, that's good
enough for me.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922, 2013-12-17
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WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast
packet .... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if
it does and it's on the other side
Skywise: network is layer 3 dude
WildWizard: lol you have no idea
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923, 2013-12-18
%
<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to
surrender
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1924, 2013-12-18
%
< Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware
community, please... go troll #ubuntu
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925, 2014-01-02
%
+antiwire  â•¡ testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon
+theborger â•¡ like we are that lucky
antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error:
Connection reset by peer)
+theborger â•¡ maybe there is a god
+MLanden   â•¡ $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.<
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1926, 2014-01-12
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<Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927, 2014-02-06
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<+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf
<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The
Community's Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com)
<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's
other than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well
<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
<+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous!
<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop
already and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland
utility a vulnerability!
<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file
with a shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and
ran until I killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their
webserver or something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy
will be so proud! Maybe she'll fondle me when we get in bed together!
No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If
some other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his
userland utilities to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer
the consequences!
<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the
colostrum off your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until
you get a spark!
<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are
by finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream,
you gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and
smart you are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is
oozing out of your ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel.
<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report,
learn to wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and
cut your cock off with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually
contribute something of use to humanity!
<+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests.
<+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928, 2014-02-18
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< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from
responding to my comments.
< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to
whiney bitches.  But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key,
and luckily you're providing plenty of exposure.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929, 2014-03-01
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«+	  tim--» what do you call that thing where you get fucked so
hard that your ass  gets a hole in it
«+	   dive» life
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930, 2014-03-03
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<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted'
by professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is
that anyone can distribute something (and thus also waste my time with
looking at it).
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931, 2014-03-06
%
Urchlay ┃ actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up
15 minutes now. So maybe that was it
Urchlay ┃ dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts,
they don't really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*)
  +rob0 ┃ pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring
Urchlay ┃ I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932, 2014-03-08
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<sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~
/hello(bar)?world(flop)/);
<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there
is no bar?
<pink_mist> don't use $a or $b
<pink_mist> except in sort blocks
<pink_mist> not even in examples
<sloth> then $foo and $bar
<pink_mist> you already had $foo there
<sloth> then $pink and $mist
<gry> :D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933, 2014-03-12
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+antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18
+antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server.
 +shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1934, 2014-03-17
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<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the
PSU switch to 220 for extra power
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935, 2014-03-17
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+wizrad | Eureka
@dive | careful with that axe, Eugene...
@dive | wow
+wizrad | I need to axe you a quession
@dive | wizrad, just get to the point
+wizrad | dive: that is my point. the act of axing.
@dive | you're sharp today ;)
wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though
@dive | got something to grind?
+wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack
@dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short
 +wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936, 2014-03-25
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<+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all
<+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me
<+wizrad> WhiteWolf1776: have a good one
<+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA
<+_tim> wtf
<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937, 2014-03-25
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<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions
i've ever made.  1 minute and counting
<Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938, 2014-04-05
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< Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct
< Aethiopemborste> just becuase
< Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct?
< Trypta> Balance patch?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939, 2014-04-12
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talk about shells:

@dive | I sell csh by the c shore
+wizrad | shell puns are korny
+wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1940, 2014-04-15
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(+WhiteWolf17) i'm cheap... and fun
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1941, 2014-05-02
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< pegwole> If you're an artist and someone died during a portrait do you
	   keep painting them?
<+jlindsay> Why not? Their schedule just opened up
< pegwole> Does it stay a portrait or does it become a still life?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1942, 2014-05-06
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»»» noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
« noobfarm_int» Wheres noobfarm?!
		«««
		noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
		[quit]
			[Client Quit]
«+    Fatalnix» damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long.
«+    Fatalnix» :D
«@	   dive» guess where that's going?
«+    Fatalnix» ?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1943, 2014-05-07
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<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer.  You get it, and then people feel
sad for you for a while, and then you  die.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944, 2014-05-12
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<Shibu> i have changed the setting in Filezilla
<Shibu> still it is not getting connected
<Shibu> can u check at your end
<Shibu> it is giving me error
<Shibu> Error:	      Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error:
Could not connect to server
<Shibu> what is the issue?
<Shibu> ???
<Shibu> ???
<xzr> Could not connect to server
<Shibu> please advise
<Shibu> Man....ftp is not getting connected
<Shibu> can u assist me real fast
<Shibu> it is affecting my business
<xzr> it seems that your ftp can't connect to the server
<Shibu> so what is the solution
<Shibu> how can I access it
<xzr> make it connect to the server
<Shibu> how?
<xzr> by fixing it
<Shibu> how to fix it?
<xzr> by learning how to fix it
<Shibu> where I have to change it
<xzr> in the settings
<Shibu> connect to some technical person who can assist me
<JettaJoey> ?unmanaged
<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets)
makes you responsible for the configuration of the server and any third
party software. A managed server is where you have someone to take care
of that for you.
<Shibu> how can I configure in droplets
<Shibu> assist me for that
<xzr> :D
<xzr> u funny
<Shibu> man no jokes please
<Shibu> am here for a very serious issues
<Shibu> and u r not helping me out
<Katasrophic> Open a ticket
<[joker]work> ?started
<Shibu> I opened a ticket
<Shibu> talked to them multiple times
<Shibu> still am not getting solution
<[joker]work> the problem is that this isnt a support issue
<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own
server. And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for
fucks sake.
<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will
move to diffrent provider
<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the
things you configure yourself
<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff
in it work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they
will support almost everything in the box too.
<Shibu> Man I have gone through all the tutorials and communities
<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO’s support staff, just
fyi. DO is ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic.
<Shibu> am not getting solution thats why I prefered direct chat
<[joker]work> this is NOT a support channel
<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to
manage your droplet
<[joker]work> and Digital Ocean is an unmanaged provider
<Shibu> I know FTP very well and using for past 5 years
<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll
pay more for that hand holding
<Shibu> all the server config is so easy unlike yours
<xzr> :D
<Katasrophic> lol
<xzr> it's unmanaged you idiot
<Daniel0> 'very well'
<Daniel0> lol
<esde> FTP ALL THE THINGS!!!
<Shibu> ok refund me
<Shibu> thats the only solution
<Katasrophic> good luck with that
<[joker]work> open a ticket requesting a refund
<Shibu> am going to dispute in paypal
<[joker]work> no need
<xzr> :D
<Shibu> I dont want ti use this service
<[joker]work> just open a ticket requesting a refund
-*- esde laughs quietly to self
<Katasrophic> think we got a troll here guys lol
<xzr> dont worry the service doesn't want you either
<[joker]work> shots fired
<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have
provided you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot
configure it correctly
<[joker]work> SHIBU WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ON DIGITAL OCEAN
-*- JettaJoey hugs is bed
<wiak> ;P
<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners
and professionalism
<Shibu> using lot many abusive words
<[joker]work> i want to give you a refund
<esde> >lot many
<[joker]work> can you please just give me your email
<esde> dat engrish
<xzr> atleast we have the professionalism to be able to configure ftp
<xzr> well that is if anyone sensible would use it
<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have
created the droplets, domains, I have received the username password
in email
<Shibu> but am unable to connect using that credentials
<[joker]work> give me your email
<xzr> the likely problem is you have no fucking idea what you're doing
<DarkSaint> wow
<esde> give me the root password and ip, i'll try for you Shibu. ;)
<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password
wth SFTP option am trying to connect
<Daniel0> lol http://imgur.com/gallery/7Rq6W
<[joker]work> Shibu what is your email at digital ocean
<Shibu> IP: 128.199.xxx.xxx
<esde> FTP = / = SFTP
<Shibu> user: root
<DarkSaint> wow wow
<Shibu> pass: nfhxxxx
<xzr> :D
<xzr> :DDDDD
<Katastrophic> xD
<esde> nice!
<DarkSaint> wtf ?
<Katastrophic> whelp..
<Katastrophic> lol
<justaguy> oh my
<Katastrophic> then that happened
<DarkSaint> please get a refund
<Shibu> u r also not able to conenct?
<DarkSaint> if you can be that naive you don't need to be here
<esde> Shibu: on a non-default ssh port?
<JettaJoey> oh god
<DarkSaint> wow
<justaguy> and this is	irc history
<JettaJoey> you don't give that kind of stuff out
<DarkSaint> this is a firtst
<JettaJoey> I've seen it before
<Shibu> port 22
<Daniel0> lol
<Shibu> means?
<esde> ssh -p 22 root@122.199.xxx.xxx
<[joker]work> Shibu good luck
<esde> ^C
<JettaJoey> 603 people have your password
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945, 2014-05-15
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+Fatalnix | Meh. I'm still puzzled from yesterday. Someone was trying to
convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should
be in the model...
+WhiteWolf1776 | mvc... has models?
+WhiteWolf1776 | i thought it was just pasty white boys with glasses
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946, 2014-05-23
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<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived
and about to get high on caffeine?
<gry> throwing caffeine out of the window and heading to sleep :)
<j4jackj> LOL
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947, 2014-05-24
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adrien:  programming has the potential to break many things
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1948, 2014-05-26
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<jenthehappygeek> Good morning.
<jenthehappygeek> If a download says x86_64 will it work on 64-bit?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1949, 2014-06-05
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<jimbow> do you exercise?
<usr> Jimbow intelligent people don't have enough time to exercise
<Atroc> nope
<Hydrogenum> I only exercise when dating a female
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950, 2014-06-07
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<jolux> Hello, could somehelp please send me a password reset email?
<niko> jolux: email sent
<jolux> Thank you! It’s going in KeePass this time.
--> icesword joined
<nzerobody> jolux, what's your keepass password?
<jolux> and why would you like to know this?
<nzerobody> I'm doing a survey on password strength
<jolux> uh huh
<jolux> riiiiiight
<jolux> and i’m doing pentesting
<icesword> lol
<sveta> :)
<jolux> would you like to open this suspicious file for me?
<icesword> lmao
<jolux> i have a few zip bombs as well
<jolux> those are always fun
<icesword> wait for the ban hammer
<icesword> guys
<jolux> TL;DR I’m not that stupid. Good day.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1951, 2014-06-16
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< TheM4ch1n3> Demon_Fox: my troll problem, could be paranoia
< Tadgy> TheM4ch1n3: Demon_Fox isn't just paranoia, he really is a troll.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1952, 2014-06-21
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<svetlana> eeee: hi.
<eeee> svetlana: hi
<svetlana> eeee: we talked earlier today.
<eeee> about the cron?
<svetlana> yes.
<eeee> ah yes i woke up and figured it out on the toilet
<svetlana> did it start working the way you intended?
<eeee> in the morning today :D toilet helps
<eeee> yeah
<svetlana> woo. mornings are awesome.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953, 2014-07-05
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<+eviljames> PHEAR THE CANADIAN NAVY http://bit.ly/1qE6sID
<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones
they're deploying?
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: ^^
<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: I have not!
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme
a second to find a link.
<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: thx
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you
go. http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954, 2014-07-15
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<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by
mostly men, the only cock being talked about is a rooster?
<Tadgy> You people are just wrong.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955, 2014-07-16
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<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In
any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
<svetlana> bed is КРОВАТЬ, where you sleep
<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
<abs60923> почему два
русских общаются на
английском
<abs60923> на
русскоязычном
канале
<bender> bed operator
<svetlana> abs, Не знаю, он
попросил
<bender> какое цивильное
название
проститутки :)
<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
<abs> кроватный
оператор это сильно

Translated:

<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In
any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep
<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English
<abs60923> on a Russian channel
<bender> bed operator
<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked
<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :)
<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
<abs> bed operator is a strong thought
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956, 2014-08-01
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«+majorsecurit» we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this
week, then today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt
our cat when my mom has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
«+   theborger» majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a
new one
«+	  tiddy» majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust
your mom with your gf's pussy
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1957, 2014-08-24
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< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1958, 2014-09-02
%
+BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1959, 2014-10-02
%
<nanicoar> :<
<nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337.
<nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960, 2014-10-06
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<wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961, 2014-10-14
%
<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly
button... just for the record.
<+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962, 2014-10-17
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< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might
expect.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1963, 2014-10-24
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+eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964, 2014-11-07
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+wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me.  I had
to read thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that.  then I had to get a
ride to work.. did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower
and eat before work.. did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my
breakfast twice out of boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't
done the 'cooking training'.  So I sat there with my house engulfed in
flames as my ride for work was out fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
+wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that
in RL
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1965, 2014-11-25
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(+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1966, 2014-12-03
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<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy
though, so read up on them next time you're bored :p
<Gorroth> be bored!  regex is great
<Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid
<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can
feel the same way
<farrioth> Gorroth: sed
'/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s
<gry> :o
<farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild...
<ForTheWin> ???
<k2gremlin> wtf?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967, 2014-12-21
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+wigums | *** pterodactyls ***
      * | hitest runs
      * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he
      sprints away
+wigums | mmm beer
+wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant
+hitest | good to know
      * | hitest returns with a keg
+wigums | lol
+hitest | :)
+wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow
/ pink pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has
EVER been eaten by one
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1968, 2014-12-26
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theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off.
<theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here.
<wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time
<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me
off to become like a job you HAVE to do
<wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969, 2014-12-26
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maldridge | socket wrench xkcd?
drijen	| maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords
maldridge | ah, right
MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend
drijen | right?
* | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/
maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5
drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with
the most expensive, nicest wrench i could find
maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale:
http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/10005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYWw1zRoCwzLw_wcB
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970, 2015-01-02
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<Upstand> is this a dating network?
<T_D_H> yes
-*- T_D_H takes off his robe and wizards hat
<-- Upstand has left #help
<zi> i think you're supposed to put those on
<T_D_H> this is the brazzers version
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971, 2015-01-07
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< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972, 2015-01-16
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«+	wizzoid» An  SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public
house, Irish pub, drinks, beer
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973, 2015-01-22
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<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
<`Eddie|Mac> native language
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974, 2015-01-28
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< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds
are I'm going to have to poop
< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night,
then most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just
a digestive act?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975, 2015-02-02
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< CHVNX> I have several bands.
< SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument
< CHVNX> What do you play?
< Dominian> skin flute
< SpiceMan> I can't claim I play.
< SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument
< Dominian> hahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1976, 2015-02-05
%
< MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need
managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen
an engineer try to sell to the average end user?
<    ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on
getting things done
< MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages
< MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold
< drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time
< MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then?
<    ninjabox> ooooooooo
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1977, 2015-02-09
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maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is
apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do
drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you
could buy is a pentium III
phy1729: I could IRC on that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1978, 2015-02-18
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<	 ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
 * ryuo faints.
<@   Workster>| hah
<    nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
<    nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack
of blood to the brain
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1979, 2015-02-22
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<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another,
when i went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his
mouth.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980, 2015-02-23
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< felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
< MajObviousman> as payment?
< buhman> ^ yes
< felixjet> as payment?
< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
<@caker> heh
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981, 2015-02-26
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<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1982, 2015-03-02
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<bob> When I have money, I shall :p
<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take
a small thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
<bob> Ha nice one
<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one
that thing from everyone
<bob> Syringe?
<lyrg> no
<bob> Thread?
<lyrg> LOL
<lyrg> ye
<lyrg> s
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1983, 2015-03-20
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<+tomaw> I bought a new rub
<+tomaw> err, rug
<@Dominian> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984, 2015-04-08
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<+Beebz> Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came
<+sodomy> Beebz: I'm pretty sure in your case it's: Vidi, vici, veni
cito  :)
[Translation: I saw, I conquered, I came quickly]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985, 2015-04-09
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wigums, lol we were playing round up out in the woods once and my buddy
had to take a shit so we gave him poison oak to wipe his ass with.
wigums, poor kid, got it all on his ass dick and balls
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986, 2015-04-10
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sodomy, I bet there's some good shit in there that doesn't get seen
very often.
theborger, sodomy: in your pants?

theborger, no one has been in sodomy pants for 20 years.

theborger, that person was his mom, she quickly super glued them on.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987, 2015-04-10
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< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it
ended up looking like a penis
< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1988, 2015-04-10
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<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets.  They sound
like a good idea until you use them.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1989, 2015-04-11
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rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left.

firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums
for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil
in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;)

majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990, 2015-04-12
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<GreyGhost1796> does anyone know how to make a password invisible while
typing it in to identify my nick?
<GreyGhost1796> weechat
<Dominian> close your eyes
<mxtm> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991, 2015-04-21
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< Peng> You need a robot to help you make decisions, MajObviousman.
< Peng> And to help you remember things.
< MajObviousman> I need a robot to help me make decisions
< MajObviousman> but I forget why
< jasonm> You need a robot to help you with brewing more quality beer
< MajObviousman> oh right!
< MajObviousman> I forgot all about that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992, 2015-04-21
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»»» ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio
«   ubuntuguru» sodomy: everyone hates you...
	    «««
	    ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio
	    [part]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1993, 2015-04-21
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yorickpeterse | 4
yorickpeterse | woops
jhass | I've seen better passwords
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994, 2015-04-23
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* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself
laughing.
+BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though
+BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to
see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D
+BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :)
+Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin
+BP{k} | haha
+BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql?
+Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995, 2015-04-26
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<test-gott> hey did someone install bind9 and uses it ?
<codehotter> test-gott: if someone replies 'yes', then it becomes socially
difficult to ignore you afterwards.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996, 2015-05-11
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<MajObviousman> it has dual NICs
<MajObviousman> not teamed
<MajObviousman> scuse me, two dual NICs
<MajObviousman> a dual 10gb SFP+ and a dual onboard 1gb
<MajObviousman> interesting. When I go to set up nic teaming, the
second 10g	    doesn't show up. Even though nic list shows both
are connected
<Kellin> obviously then you should fire the NIC for not being a team
player
<MajObviousman> ...
<MajObviousman> get out
<Kellin> =D
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997, 2015-05-21
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<+majorsecurity> the gf found a grey hair on me today :(
<+Dominian> majorsecurity: it's not a grey hair... it's you growing
into wisdom
<+majorsecurity> Dominian: hahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998, 2015-06-15
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< Skywise> the more you bang it, the more compliant it becomes, try it!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999, 2015-06-17
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<dw1> “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.” Mark Twain
<Glaug-Eldare> i dunno, what about naked girls
<Glaug-Eldare> they influence my society
<Glaug-Eldare> and by society i mean my dilz
<dw1> twain had no balls
<dw1> lol
<Mozart> Presumably why he insisted on covering up…
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000, 2015-06-19
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< JamesTK> mmm
< JamesTK> 4GB empty space :O
< Eugene> Did you use a Core install?
< JamesTK> Eugene: yes
< Eugene> That sounds wrong, then.
< Eugene> I have <7GB used
< JamesTK> 4GB unallocated to dick images
< Eugene> Oh, you followed my instructions /exactly/
< JamesTK> lolyep
< MajObviousman> that's not nearly enough for dick images
< Eugene> I was really, really, REALLY drunk when I wrote those
< Cromulent> Whatever floats your boat
< JamesTK> I know right MajObviousman!
< MajObviousman> have you SEEN the size of horse penises?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001, 2015-06-23
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<KaMii> its a myth that viruses exist on toilet seats
<shonudo> i knew deps were missing
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002, 2015-06-25
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<Beebz> damn, [this channel] would have been silent:
http://i.imgur.com/JNzgrXn.jpg
<rob0>
<dive>
* dive
<Dominian>
<Dominian> ;
* Dominian
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003, 2015-07-06
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<Kellin> rob0: I'm confused - what does marriage have to do with OSSEC?
<rob0> the guy is married to fail2ban
<Kellin> fail2ban always seems resource heavy to me, but I still use it
<rob0> And if you want to marry it, that's your business, not our place
to judge.
<Kellin> meh.  I like my firewall rules better.
<rob0> And if you want to marry them, that's your business, not our
place to judge.
 * andarius will judge :p
<rob0> And by the power vested in andarius by the Commonwealth of Georgia,
he now pronounces you Man and Firewall.
<andarius> And not even after death shall you part!
<Kellin> after death no one will have the password and the firewall will
block all trespassers
<andarius> Till she is tehreby then formatted and rest to factory
defaults!
<andarius> :p
<MajObviousman> this channel is so weird
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004, 2015-07-15
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<+eviljames> for those wondering, I am alive.
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Fuck!
<+Alan_Hicks> I thought some one had thrown your ring into the fires of
Mount Doom.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005, 2015-07-16
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<mavhq> does MS revoke keys used for malware?
<svetlana> mavhq, not to my knowledge
<mavhq> if not sounds like a scam, like domain names
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2006, 2015-08-03
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<+drijen> yeah but you don't drink
<+phy1729> I don't drink coffee or tea either
<+drijen> so
<+drijen> you're an undead zombie phy1729
<+phy1729> aka sysadmin
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007, 2015-08-03
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<fuzzbawl> DAMN these electric sex pants
<Dominian> I love 'em
<Dominian> Just have to make sure the diodes are hooked to the right parts
<Dominian> You don't wanna go all Napoleon Dynamite trying to go back
in time
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008, 2015-08-17
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< bullgard4> Good gracious! The Xfce4.10.1 clock panel plugin today
	     shows a wrong time. It worked flawlessly for months.
	     It is 2 minutes fast.  I need to check if it syncs via
	     the Internet. What is its associated underlying
	     command-line command?
< rworkman> bullgard4: it just shows the system time - if the system
	    has the correct time, then the plugin shows the correct
	    time. In other words, use e.g. ntpd to set and keep the
	    system time correct
< bullgard4> rworkman: No sir.	As I said the time worked flawlessly for
	     month although ntp is not installed. There must be another
	     underlying package and culprit.
< rworkman> You need ntpd or openntpd or some other similar system-level
	    software to keep time synced with an internet source.
< rworkman> Other packages don't mess with your system time (or if
they do,
	    then there are bigger problems there), and the clock plugin
	    only *shows* the time.
< rworkman> You are free to believe what you wish, of course, but this is
	    not religion.
< bullgard4> My problem is religion-independent.
< rworkman> *whoosh*
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009, 2015-09-08
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<+surrounder> I had a friend coming over so I bought more beer than
usual but when I walked home I realised she didn't drink beer anyhow
<+sodomy> surrounder: Well that fucked your plan to roofy her, didn't it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010, 2015-09-10
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<Kellin> so googling for the main page for unicorn (the rack server),
I typod unicorn crack in the search engine
<Kellin> that is a scary (*#@&$*(@#$#@$#@ result return
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2011, 2015-10-06
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<+Beebz> how about both of you suck on a dildo made of ice for a bit to
chill out
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012, 2015-10-09
%
<+majorsecurity> theborger: did it work?
<+majorsecurity> theborger: you've been super quiet lately
<+theborger> fuck if i know, it just hurts
<+Dominian> That tends to happen when you jam a dildo up your ass without
any lube
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013, 2015-10-09
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< KrR4F_Slackware> Slacware is one of the First IT Gods all Over the
World !
< KrR4F_Slackware> Really Powerfull !
< KrR4F_Slackware> today is my 4 th day with my Slackware 14.1
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2014, 2015-10-09
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<+cmyster> ahhhhh
<+cmyster> I like having first time things...
<+cmyster> just now I farted so long I got dizzy... thats a first
<+Dominian> hahaha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2015, 2015-10-12
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<clockers> svetlana: I love your name. Will you marry me?
<svetlana> I'll marry your name.
<Yehai> lmao
<archmint> xD
<clockers> deal
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2016, 2015-10-12
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<dolemite_> dStruct, well arch is bleeding edge, isn't it?
<dStruct> dolemite_: Arch is just bleeding.. period (no pun intended)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017, 2015-11-05
%
<cyph3x> awesome is straight sexy man, you should check it out.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018, 2015-11-05
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<smokeyj> What methods are used to handle dos problems?
<annihilannic> Emphatic statement!
<smokeyj> ddos
<Dagmar> Prayer.
<dolemite_> cloudfare.com
<Dagmar> Patience.
<Dagmar> ...and Architecture.
<smokeyj> I read the book and I just didnt see a solution
<annihilannic> Preparation!
<qman__> Null routes from your upstream providers
<Dagmar> Well, that would really fall under Architecture.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019, 2015-11-05
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< Dominian> @rimv sodomy
<@AgentSlackoff> <sodomy> theborger: Rubber hanging out my arse?  WTF is
wrong with you - you know I go bareback. in my vagina.
< Dominian> ok... I'm not using that command EVER again...
< rob0> haha
< kirk> *facedesk*
< misspwn> lel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020, 2015-11-11
%
<anunnaki> hello i created a channel a while back.. i was the main
operator i guess you can say.. i made my 2 friends ops, however i
forgot the commands to make myself op.. i tried /oper <my nick> which
then asked me for a pw. but seems i forgot my pw. is there any way to
retrieve the pw?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021, 2015-11-12
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( nooper2) cs:go is horrible, if you leave voice enabled
( aceofspades19) your mom is horrible if you leave her voice enabled
( nooper2) you don't even know how much i agree with you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022, 2015-11-14
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<rj> personal trouble? i've been dodging some of those, been able to
improve thus far
<gry> yea
<gry> just like banking, there are two kinds of touble: personal and
business
<rj> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023, 2015-11-21
%
<+ubuntuguru> AaronBallman: can you create the missing c+ programming
language for us?
<+AaronBallman> that smells like a parsing error to me. ;-)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2024, 2015-11-23
%
< rhynn> i give as good as i get
< rhynn> tit for tat
* sodomy gives tats... now give me titties :)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2025, 2015-12-07
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[In a conversation discussing https://github.com/apple/swift/pull/165/]

< ninjabox> I absolutely get the sensitivity issue.. but how bout this.
If we never let black people into IT maybe this wouldn't have been
a problem.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026, 2015-12-08
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<FatalNIX> I poop out perfect perl code in my sleep
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027, 2015-12-26
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]	 thumbs: 22
] +	   rob0: ssh
]	 thumbs: rob0: THANKS
] +	   rob0: yw
] +    rworkman: haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2028, 2016-01-03
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< ferdna> but it still lets me login with root
< ferdna> yes the whole machine
< rworkman> You have an ssh key that gets used to log in?
< ferdna> dont thinkso
< rworkman> ferdna: paste your sshd_config somewhere
< ferdna> rworkman, its empty except for two lines... PermitRootLogin
and Protocol 2
< rworkman> ummmm
< rworkman> It's EMPTY?
< rworkman> ferdna: how did that happen?
< ferdna> hmm... yes... everything is commented out... it has the default
text in it
< rworkman> ferdna: paste the whole thing somewhere.
< ferdna> rworkman, seriously... its the instructions and they are
commented... no need to post that...
< ferdna> all i did was add those two lines
< rworkman> ferdna: okay. Good luck.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2029, 2016-01-13
%
<MajObviousman> fucking piece of worthless arrogant spittlesucking
arselicking vomit breathing piece of shit vcenter LOG ME THE FUCK
IN ALREADY
<MajObviousman> ... that actually worked
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030, 2016-02-01
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<tyork> I need some of your help, guys :x
<tyork> I need to find a way to get some grip on carpet, specifically
for my racing pedals. I'm thinking of mounting the pedals to a thin peice
of plexiglass that would have some magical grippy thing on the underside
<MajObviousman> I know where we can hide the body
<MajObviousman> --... oh
* MajObviousman neverminds
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031, 2016-02-03
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Talking about OpenStack:

<maldridge> Vaelatern: there's a handy 400 page guide for that
<Vaelatern> 400 page guide. For each service.
<MajObviousman> you really only have to read the back 385 pages of
it though
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032, 2016-02-11
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<@gycon> puts hand on the wall while having a piss
<@gycon> notices giant spider
<@gycon> doesn't spill a drop
<@gycon> legend
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033, 2016-02-11
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<Alan> I'm glad that I'm not there [noobfarm]
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034, 2016-02-11
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<+ninjabox> sometimes I would go to that room just to lay down and sober
up between classes
<+ninjabox> ....
<+ninjabox> damn enter button has a mind of its own
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2035, 2016-02-14
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<drijen> what did hay do to you MajObviousman
<MajObviousman> it called me ugly
<drijen> MajObviousman: well then
<MajObviousman> I'm going to go hit it with a pitchfork and then stick
my dick in it triumphantly to assert dominance
<drijen> MajObviousman: fuck it up
<MajObviousman> you're gorram right I will
<MajObviousman> PREPARE FOR MY SEED TO BE IN YOU, HAY
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2036, 2016-02-14
%
<drijen> .xkcd sudo
<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query.
<drijen> BULLSHIT
<Vaelatern> .xkcd Sandwich
<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query.
<Vaelatern> BULLSHIT
<Alan> .xkcd bullshit
<lugbrahtomy> http://xkcd.com/1357 [Free Speech]
<drijen> lol!
<Alan> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037, 2016-02-15
%
tiddy> YaY cooter goo
* You are now known as cooter-goo
<Demon_Fox> That didn't turn out how I intended
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2038, 2016-02-17
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<ProbablyAndy> i watch youtube videos with netcat
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2039, 2016-02-19
%
<ProbablyAndy> no, making anything dirty.
<shonudo> ah, that
<shonudo> indeed
<shonudo> down and then some
<ProbablyAndy> we like going down
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2040, 2016-02-21
%
<wiglet> nope. 4.4.2 is giving me no love
<M0E-lnx> BUILD 3?
<wiglet> yesasir
<M0E-lnx> you sure?
<wiglet> dude, i can count to potato. yes im sure
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041, 2016-02-23
%
<Skalar> Canada is america's hat
<Mozart> And Florida is its penis.
<svetlana> Hahahaha.
<Skalar> florida is peeing on cuba
<Skalar> look at the map
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2042, 2016-02-29
%
< fred> Achievement unlocked: cut myself with a facial tissue >_<
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2043, 2016-03-14
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<m_wynn> I can't write more than 4GB to this filesystem!
<Vaelatern> What a fat mess
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2044, 2016-04-05
%
<Kellin> you need to beat down the fools :)
<tyork> You think they listen to LOGIC?
<Kellin> I said beat them down
<Kellin> who said LOGIC
<drijen> you need an XOR for left fist or right fist
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2045, 2016-04-07
%
<khronosschoty> I wish I was born 1200 years ago
<wiglet> your mom was
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2046, 2016-04-08
%
<+sodomy> The quotegrabs database needs to have anything with @grab in
it removed :)
<@firebird> sodomy, done :)
<+Beebz> @ita firebird
<@AgentSlackoff> sodomy, done :) ...in the ass
<+Beebz> I believe sodomy is always done in the ass
<+sodomy> I would say 'no shit', but it usually involves that too.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047, 2016-04-12
%
<drijen> you old fart
<rob0> yes?
<firebird> rob0, he wasn't summoning you, just reminding you to drink
your prune juice before you go to bed.
<rob0> oh.  Good idea, yes.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048, 2016-04-14
%
* drijen replaces MajObviousman with an AI and 1GB of ram
<argonaut> too bad the AI is taybot
<drijen> taybot with downs
<argonaut> so taybot
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2049, 2016-04-20
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<programisto> +1 argonaut FOR THE RECORD
<MajObviousman> I'm too fat and my teeth are too white
<programisto> NOT EVERYOEN GETS DEPORTED
<programisto> THAT'S A HELL OF A STORY
<programisto> damnit
<programisto> damnit
<programisto> going to find out who created caps lock and murder them
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050, 2016-04-21
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(drijen is having his roof replaced)

<drijen> lol i used galvinized nails to hold down the tarp
<drijen> they are pounding the absolute fuck out of it
<drijen> kinda feel bad now
<MajObviousman> so ... the contractors are gangbanging your roof and
you're ok with this
<MajObviousman> you're probably going to need some extra paper towels
once they're done
<programisto> maybe if you film it you can make some money....
<programisto> ROOF GETS DESTROYED
<programisto> then you can have a lot of crreepy comments abotu the roof
<MajObviousman> gritty amateur takes it from five guys at one time
<programisto> lol
<programisto> just lol
<phy1729> ok I lol'd
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051, 2016-04-21
%
<phy1729> ninjabox: why are you running ospf?
<maldridge> probably so that the system can compute the most efficient
path from one side of his room to the other
<maldridge> it would be particularly cool if it could do that and figure
in the location of the cat
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052, 2016-04-24
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< sodomy> BP{k}: You watching the snooker too?
< BP{k}> sodomy: yes
< rob0> NEWS FLASH: BP{k} consents to sodomy.  Film at 11.
< rob0> @grab BP{k}
<@AgentSlackoff> Ding!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053, 2016-05-02
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<drijen> i overpaid for it, hardcore
<drijen> and its too small
<drijen> so i'm so mad i want it gone so i don't have to look at my
failure anymore
<argonaut> are we still talking about your dick
<drijen> damn
* drijen looks for a burn center location
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2054, 2016-06-08
%
<Ztag100> Any ideas what distros are working well on tablets? I have a
venue 11 pro, and I'm trying to figure out what I want to run on it.
<devslash> Im trying to mount my windows partition in linux. My windows
partition is on an SSD configured as raid0. I did fdisk -l and it appears
as sda1. when i mount it it says special device /dev/sda1 does not exist
<Ztag100> It looks like ubuntu is compatible, but I'm not sure if anyone
knows a distro with a good tablet + laptop interface....
<devslash> Ztag100, ios
<gsaul> devslash: -_-
<Ztag100> devslash: brilliant
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055, 2016-06-13
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<fuzzbawl> MY servers don't have that affliction. Shit is backed up
in three spots three different ways. Disk snapshot and replicated to
secondary SAN, Bacula to primary and twice a week Bacula replicates
(replicate job) to a secondary bacula in a different state
<fuzzbawl> but who needs that shit? YOLO RAID!
<Dominian> YOLO
<rob0> YOLO
<fuzzbawl> someone hit the electronic air horn button and let's get some
drunk white girls covered in glitter, desperation and college debt in
here doing body shots
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2056, 2016-06-27
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Concerning Chris Punches, a.k.a. cpunches, a.k.a. dartmouth a.k.a. many
others...

< sodomy> TommyC: I know.. it's hard to believe he was bread rather
than spawned.
< TommyC> sodomy: Must've been one hell of a yeast infection.
< rob0> lol
< sodomy> TommyC: A yeast infection can be cured...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2057, 2016-07-25
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nooper: i don't like to do backups. also, i hate not having backups. what
do?
aceofspades1: 1. obtain cactus
aceofspades1: 2. take off your pants
aceofspades1: 3. shove the cactus in your asshole
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2058, 2016-07-25
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rworkman: Marriage is like a walk in the park.
rworkman: Jurassic Park.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059, 2016-07-31
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<Dominian> so sick of my name today
<Dominian> lol
<Kellin> Dominian:
<Kellin> Dominian:
<FriedBob> Hey you!
<MajObviousman> hey Asspike McShitserface
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060, 2016-08-16
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* alanhuang is incorrigible and inconvincible
<drijen> inconceivable!
<alanhuang> try me.
<alanhuang> careful, I bite
 * drijen puts on a wig and boobs
<Vaelatern> Oh, this is excellent
<phy1729> o.O
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061, 2016-08-18
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<MajObviousman> quick, I need someone to say yes to what I'm about to ask
<MajObviousman> alcohol before noon?
<Tea> nope
<MajObviousman> but breakfast mimosas are a thing
<MajObviousman> why not breakfast scotch?
<Tea> breakfast tea
<MajObviousman> it's a cleanse. Alcohol is antibacterial, see, and I'm
just trying to keep my gut flora from growing out of control after those
hotwings last night
<MajObviousman> so it's healthy
<Tea> noooope
<MajObviousman> you are the enemy of fun
<Tea> yes
<Tea> yes i am
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062, 2016-08-20
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Dualist> some days ago the i've inserted some pre-burned dick into my
disk drive, mounted it from the shell, did everything i wanted to do
and ejected it from console...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063, 2016-08-25
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<Skywise> i disagree
<ttkp> you're doing that thing again
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064, 2016-09-07
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* andarius flexes then goes for a beer
* firebird refunds those who bought tickets to andarius' gun show and
were disappointed.
* firebird hides
 <andarius> Indeed. No guns here, those are for kids.
* andarius puts the artilery away!
 <drijen> oh god, i just shot milk from my nose
 <rob0> Cow-BOOM
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065, 2016-09-07
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<S4nD3r>  /msg NickServ identify carlosalexsander
<ranguli> might want to change your password now S4nD3r.. :/
* S4nD3r has quit (Disconnected by services)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066, 2016-09-16
%
<gitgud> yeah thats fine. i'm trying to mitigate mitm
<gitgud> or witm
<gitgud> dont wanna be sexist
<kline> pitm
<gitgud> yes
<gitgud> thats the word
<derpherp128> sitm
<MetaNova> nah nah nah, why you gotta discriminate by species
<MetaNova> titm
<MetaNova> thing in the middle
<MetaNova> it's the only proper label
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067, 2016-09-21
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* MrElendig slaps Rick_James
<Rick_James> you cant slap Rick_James.... wtf?!?!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068, 2016-10-09
%
wigums> we're gonna breed the stupid out of this country
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2069, 2016-11-01
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<TimTheEnchanter> I personally would set that code aside and write my
own driver, then make note of the non-portablity of the provided code in
the report or assignment comments. As it is not provided by the prof,
it is not a slight against their technical ability to mention that it
is not portable.
<TimTheEnchanter> if it were provided by the prof, I would just find
an ubuntu machine to run it on and not bother with trying to make the
code better.
<maldridge> ...
<maldridge> you understand what a tun driver is right?
<Vaelatern> Which OS?
<TimTheEnchanter> no. I take it that such a thing is quite complicated. In
that case... I'd go with the latter and just run it on an ubuntu image
<maldridge> Vaelatern: take a wild guess based on scrollback
<Vaelatern> tun0 sounds OpenBSD
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070, 2016-11-27
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show
to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as
hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071, 2016-11-28
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<genio> ooooh. we got a new blendtec blender.  what should I blend first?
<buu> php
<nchambers> the old blender
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072, 2016-12-01
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<woddf2> sodomy: Oh, and
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5ju6fc/nsfw_tags_are_basically_clickbait/
<Dominian> https://goo.gl/0qQPyn  NSFW
<@JackMehoffman> Title: RickRoll'D - YouTube
<Dominian> FUCK YOU BOT!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073, 2016-12-22
%
< kulinacs> Do naughty sysadmins get systemd for christmas?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074, 2016-12-29
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<wigums> some people are just idiots
<Skywise> yeah, they think they can be dicks without consequences
<wigums> thank you
<wigums> ++
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2075, 2016-12-30
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<kenb0t> whats motd?
<NotsoRoyal> Message of the day
<kenb0t> do you use motctl to manipulate it?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076, 2017-01-02
%
<nostrora> gry, there is no critical data on this disk because all is on
github (open source etc.) but sometime linux is freezing because SMART
read error..
<nostrora> i want to force my boss to buy new hard drive.. because this
one is veryy slow and my boss can't understand it's hurt me everyday
<nostrora> for him, when linux/windows is starting, the disk is good
<nostrora> so i want to kill disk :p
<nostrora> do you know how to destroy CPU :) (i want i7) lol just
kidding. thanks for this ;)
<nostrora> maybe i have to destroy my boss to get new one
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077, 2017-01-02
%
<tyork> overprovisioning in porn seems like an even worse issue than
overprovisioning on the network
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078, 2017-01-06
%
MajObviousman | my dick isn't long enough
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079, 2017-01-11
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* phy1729 saw m_wynn in #ansible
<drijen> :O
<drijen> STALKER
<phy1729> I prefer the term omnipresient information gatherer.
<kulinacs> I heard there was an acronym for that.
<kulinacs> NSA I think?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080, 2017-01-19
%
< phy1729> Having certain rights is a moral thing. You can't prove
scientifically that you have rights.
< kulinacs> phy1729: I agree. But I would say the government should
define morals that involve detriment to our society, not what any given
religion believes.
< Alan> yep, which is why I so often question rights
< phy1729> Yes yes see that line on the mass spec? Yep that's his
rights. Hrmmm looks like he's missing the right to be an asshat.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2081, 2017-02-01
%
<Alan> I just feel overwhelmingly annoyed
<phy1729> Alan: you could join me on binge watching The West Wing and
pretending it's invasive CSPAN
<phy1729> I'm in season 2 already
<Vaelatern> Or you could learn http://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Duvet-Cover
<hotbot> [ How to Change a Duvet Cover: 11 Steps (with Pictures) -
wikiHow ] - www.wikihow.com
<Vaelatern> I tried the second way, the rolling method. It worked. The
endorphins are going to keep me up for an houyr.
<Vaelatern> But sure your thing sounds fulfilling too
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082, 2017-02-09
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<gry> i suck at using websites, fs is more my thing
<Jason> gry: FS?
<Jason> functional sites?
<Juesto> Free Software
<Juesto> you dumbo
<gry> Jason: filesystem
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083, 2017-02-09
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<MajObviousman> some things never change
<+lorddrijen> me being an ass
<+lorddrijen> yeah
<MajObviousman> you're the old man here
  * lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with a water hose
  * MajObviousman strips down and enjoys free shower
  * lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with sand
<MajObviousman> OW OWOWOWOWOW
<MajObviousman> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
  * lorddrijen wins
<+lorddrijen> flip side, you're still getting clean
<MajObviousman> OF ALL MY SKIN YOU DIPPIN DOTS EATING MOTHERFUCKER
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084, 2017-03-15
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<MajObviousman> GTswagger: you're not wearing a fedora, are ou?
<@GTswagger> MajObviousman:  Nah, I'm good enough at repelling women
without the use of anti-woman hat wear.
<rob0> woman repellant ... hmm, could be a market for that
<MajObviousman> it's called Axe
 * WarheadsSE laughs horribly, context son
<Kellin> well, people do always tell folks to 'knock 'em dead' when they
are going out for a date right?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085, 2017-03-15
%
<Milko> a bunch of kittens are called a litter, a bunch of litter is
called a mess. a bunch of mess is called IRC.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086, 2017-03-19
%
<wigums> ya know.... you buy a box of 18 corn dogs and the instructions
are for 1 corn dog
<wigums> wtf?
<wigums> dont make them for a party you'll be microwaving all day
<ewong> wigums: um..   does it matter how many you put in the microwave?
I think you can put 10 corn dogs and use the same time as 1 corn dog?
it's not like the microwave emissions can discern which corn dog to
nuke first.?
<ewong> or did I miss a joke somewhere?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087, 2017-03-21
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<lorddrijen> i have a baby shower to atted
<phy1729> lorddrijen: protip: do not show up in a bathing suit expecting
a shower of water
<phy1729> #lifeTipsWithPhy
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088, 2017-03-24
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phy1729 | Still 6 cups or 900g of ice cream ~ 1 can of soda
phy1729 | (my reference soda is sprite at 38g and coke at 39g)
givemefive | your blue bell reference is wrong?
givemefive | are you getting that 6g from somewhere else
givemefive | other than the nutrition facts
phy1729 | crap wtf did I look at
givemefive | on a per weight basis soda even seems less as 8oz of soda
is ~240g and 8oz of ice cream is 148g
Alan | what did you do phy
givemefive | oz being the liquid form lol..
phy1729 | I ... I don't know
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089, 2017-03-24
%
< csnxs> I sent an abuse report to DO, and started getting some DO
newsletter thing in my inbox
<@jleal> classy
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090, 2017-05-04
%
Epakai | we got frontier to replace our battery back up and even upgrade
our modem, but my mom loves to badger them on the phone
lorddrijen | can i hire your mom
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091, 2017-05-10
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<tyork> Wee, i love vmotioning machines while im actively doing things
on them without issue
<lorddrijen> vmotioning?
<rob0> like emotion, but virtual
<lorddrijen> tyork: STOP HAVING CAM SEX WITH WHORES
<MajObviousman> uhhh ...
  * MajObviousman edges out of frame
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092, 2017-05-18
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tyork | sounds like another tire has a nail/screw in it too
Kellin | tyork: stop getting screwed
tyork | heh
Dominian | lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093, 2017-05-22
%
< Phanes> any downsides to aliasing mv to rsync?
Tadgy facepalms
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094, 2017-05-25
%
<tyork> oh god, burning hot coffee like hot lead in my gut
<tyork> tear it out, tear it out
<MajObviousman> RIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUNDS
<lorddrijen> CHEESE GRATE THE DICK'
<MajObviousman> ok so you took that to a whole new level that I'm super
uncomfortable with
<MajObviousman> I think I need to sit down for a moment and just hold
my pecker as an act of solidarity
<MajObviousman> it's ok little guy, he won't harm you
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2095, 2017-06-01
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<@maldridge> can you people stop pinging me?
<@maldridge> I'm trying to sign a lease here!
<phy1729> DHCPOFFER 172.20.234.197
<@maldridge> ...
<phy1729> I'm offering you a lease
<@maldridge> I am not signing that
<@maldridge> you didn't even include an authenticating signature
<@maldridge> do you even rfc3118
<phy1729> don't think I do
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096, 2017-06-13
%
<JFK911> whats crack cost
<wigums> if you have to ask you cant afford it
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097, 2017-09-08
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<drijen> my first few weeks of *nix were characterized by opening a new
term to kill -9 vim
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2098, 2017-09-20
%
FatalNIX> You know if HAL9000 ran on systemd it'd probably have comitted
suicide
<geod> but we would never know because its dramatic suicide notes would
all be buried in the binary log
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099, 2017-10-17
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<andarius> tyork: Yeah, Cisco TAC
<jontz> FriedBob: Gives new meaning to TACo Tuesday
<Kellin> jontz: Lettuce network together
<jontz> Kellin: We can work on the router, where the packets meat
<rob0> oh cheesy puns, is that salsa can come up with?
<Kellin> we could pepper you with more rob0
<tyork> worst thing about tac is they they're pento'd proprietary
solutions
<jontz> That wasn't very rice of them
<rob0> you've all bean bad
<jontz> I don't know what the shell you're talking about
<tyork> very nice
<Kellin> whatchu guacin' about jontz ?
<jontz> Don't get all sour Kellin. I'll cream you!
<fuzzbawl> I leave for a few minutes and you all get jalapeno crazy
<jontz> That's what happens when you pico your friends poorly
<Kellin> we're all saucy
<fuzzbawl> you might say we're all a little silly-antro
<jontz> you've crossed the lime with that one fuzzbawl
<rob0> chili out guys
<Kellin> it's be-cumin odd now
<fuzzbawl> You saying we got beef?
<jontz> I'm sayin' I'm right here, unless you are chicken.
<rob0> you all taco the talk, but do you wacko the walk?
<fuzzbawl> you mean the whole enchilada? not since the accident
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100, 2017-10-18
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<benonsoftware> wastrel: Can you take me to France?
<wastrel> benonsoftware: no i can't i am saving the
money for a $2000 laptop
<benonsoftware> I'm getting a $2000 laptop!? Thanks!
<Sveta> what a plot twist
<chu> That's very generous of you wastrel!
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101, 2017-10-25
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<Inari> ben_mkiv: Learn the are of proper case
<ben_mkiv> ok, if you learn the art of spelling ;)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102, 2017-10-30
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<erasmus> what is poonsauce?
<JFK911> $10
<erasmus> wow good deal
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103, 2017-11-01
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<FatalNIX> guys, it's judgement day!
<la_mettrie> show your tits and we'll judge them
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104, 2017-12-14
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nextloop: how do you usually shutdown and log out?
nextloop: console?
lord|:	  nextloop: I shutdown and log out by writing /dev/urandom to
randomly selected blocks on my SSD including the encryption
key header, then I run `stress` and power off all of the fans, and then
once the computer is melted I rip out my SSD, send it
through an industrial hard drive shredder, then melt the SSD dust into
a homogenous mixture, and then call NASA and tell them to
launch this chunk of metal into the sun
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105, 2018-01-08
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<izabera> can i remove all the borders in tmux?
<nchambers> yes
<nchambers> whats the bg color of your terminal?
<izabera> black
<nchambers>
https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-Permanent-Markers-Point-Black/dp/B000QYLCWK
<nchambers> DIY
<izabera> thanks
<nchambers> np
<izabera> i had high hopes and you didn't disappoint me
<nchambers> i only provide top quality tech support
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2106, 2018-02-19
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<Vaelatern>
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/25/john-kasich-says-us-two-party-system-dying-predict/
gosh I hope so
<hotbot> [ John Kasich says U.S. two-party system dying, predicts
'multi-party' future - Washington Times ] - www.washingtontimes.com
<maldridge> I read that as 'multi-party feature'
<maldridge> ah yes, when I install this latest update, the 2-party
limitation will be gone, now I can have up to 4096 parties before I'll
need another patch
<phy1729> only 4K?
<phy1729> Are they all on separate vlans?
<Vaelatern> have you seen facebook? They definitely are talking past
each other
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107, 2018-02-25
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* maldridge really needs to build some automation that just shows a diff
and does swipe left/swipe right
* maldridge now realizes how that probably sounded
<qtness[m]> so, tinder but for git ?
<maldridge> yes?
<qtness[m]> sounds good
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108, 2018-03-05
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<drijen> LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY ASSAULT PENIS
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109, 2018-03-08
%
Referencing https://noobfarm.org/?id=3100

<maldridge> man, Vaelatern's duvet cover has nothing on my bicycle tire
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110, 2018-03-13
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<maldridge> tax returns
<maldridge> if the software truly is point click done, that's great
<maldridge> but I work on building point-click-done software, and usually
its point-click-explode
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111, 2018-03-19
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<phy1729> this throws a wrench in my plans to write an NFA POSIX regexec
<uplime> catch(wrench) {
<uplime> }
<uplime> problem solved
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2112, 2018-04-01
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<Vaelatern> Am I optimistic? No. Do I think this will fix things? Yes.
<Vaelatern> All the things? I will find you
<Vaelatern> out*
<Vaelatern> that came out creepier than I intended
<maldridge> ok liam neeson
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113, 2018-04-09
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<Cthulhux> most people i randomly meet are smartphone peripheral devices.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114, 2018-04-19
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<tyork> woot, optics and fiber are here
<tyork> but they put all of the different coded ones in the same
package..hmm
<MajObviousman> I guess you'll just have to plug them all in and one by
one shine them in your eye
<MajObviousman> whichever damages your eye the most is the highest
wavelength
<tyork> even that wont help, the only difference in them is what vendor
theyre programmed to mimic
<tyork> so id be equally blind, except the cisco one would hit a bug
and reboot
<MajObviousman> only the best support from Cisco
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2115, 2018-04-20
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<amlz> wait wait.
<amlz> so i knew south korea was supposedly blasting radio shit at
north korea
<amlz> i assumed propaganda
<amlz> but turns out it was just k-pop? lol
<flatliner> Haha yup
<flatliner> Can you imagine the horror on the northern side of the DMZ
when gagnam style was all the rage
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116, 2018-04-23
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02:37 <maldridge> https://noobfarm.org/add
02:38 <maldridge> manual review as it was, but I haven't built the
tools to do that yet, so I shall be reviewing quotes with emacs until
further notice
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2117, 2018-06-19
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< pakcjo> Is anyone forced to use ubuntu in here?
< ananke> why, are you trying to form a support group for molested
linux users?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118, 2018-07-10
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<Vaelatern> I wonder how many LoC would need to change to accomodate a
shift from Rep/Dem to three major parties
<Alan> an amusing thought exercise
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119, 2018-07-11
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<kerframil> FManTropyx: also, the stock .bash_profile can likely be
found at /etc/skel/.bash_profile
<kerframil> er, the stock .bashrc, sorry
<Dagmar> It's not /etc/systemd-skel now?
<kerframil> +1 that was actually pretty funny
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121, 2018-07-18
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<Nilium> I have so many things in my wallet from like 10 years ago
with "do not lose" written on them and I have no idea what they're for
anymore. I suspect they are now lose-able.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2122, 2018-07-21
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EionRobb1: https://buttplug.io/
Masca: dammit, I feel like I should wait to get home to click that link.
r0bby: click it
EvilDennisR: Don't tell me how to click
Alver: EvilDennisR, with your finger
-> the left one
-> on the right hand, probably
-> You know, the right hand, where your thumb is on the left
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123, 2018-08-21
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<AmandaC> why the fuck did tar --delete -f ... cause the tar file to
almost double in size?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2124, 2018-09-05
%
[07:11:03:pm] <cyberzeus> Anyone know if it's possible to have more than
1 DHCP server on a given interface?  Whenever I try, my hEX barks at me...
[07:11:46:pm] <cyberzeus> My goal is to be able to have different lease
times per subnet without having to explicitly set the lease time at the
reservation level...
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2125, 2018-09-12
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21:32 <phy1729> You do know that most of the time I give a life tip,
it's because I just fucked that thing up right?
21:33 <phy1729> except for that one on noobfarm
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126, 2018-09-17
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21:38 <maldridge> and now this is on noobfarm
21:38 <phy1729> sigh
21:43 <maldridge> well, it will be once I can su over to the noobfarm user
21:43 <maldridge> I have zero motivation to fix the database
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127, 2018-09-17
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<DrJ> you can only dream of the networks I've managed
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129, 2018-09-18
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<Vaelatern>
https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-to-be-replaced-with-room-full-of-monkeys-throwing-feces
<hotbot> [ Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing
Feces | The Babylon Bee ] - babylonbee.com
<phy1729> wait, that's a change?
<maldridge> its probably a transparency initiative
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2130, 2018-09-30
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00:54 <lorddrijen> maldridge: your advice is appreciated you
00:54 <lorddrijen> s/you/
00:54 <coldbot> lorddrijen meant to say: maldridge: r advice is
appreciated you
00:54 <lorddrijen> i did not
00:54 <lorddrijen> s/g//you
00:54 <coldbot> lorddrijen meant to say: maldride: r advice is appreciated
you
00:54 <lorddrijen> fuick it
00:54 <maldridge> lol
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132, 2018-11-21
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<tdh> some professors this semester are giving me really unrealistic
expectations for grading turnaround
<tdh> dr cankaya is getting final exam grades back in just over 12 hrs
<tdh> meanwhile i would really like the homework i submitted in october
for another class to be graded pls
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2133, 2018-12-14
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00:53 <Cogitri> Well, are the pkgs indexed in the repodata?
00:53 <Vaelatern> Cogitri: he's running on the mirror, I hope so :D
00:53 <maldridge> Cogitri: I'd hope so since this is a core mirror
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134, 2018-12-18
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<lorddrijen> i should honestly just install a spell checker into my
irc client
<lorddrijen> it seems to get worse the older i get
<maldridge> they are wroth
<maldridge> *worth
<derelict> lol
<maldridge> feel fre to noobfarm that
<maldridge> ...
<maldridge> I give up
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135, 2018-12-20
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17:58 <phy1729> I don't know the song, so I can't help make up lyrics
17:58 <maldridge> m_wynn:
17:58 <m_wynn> no
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136, 2019-01-02
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23:17  * maldridge phones in Vaelatern's terminals
23:17 <Vaelatern> huh what?
23:18 <maldridge> they were suspicious
23:18 <maldridge> the commercial said I should phone it in
23:18 <Vaelatern> Ah
23:18  * phy1729 phones in maldridge's second X server
23:18 <maldridge> yes but that actually is suspicious
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137, 2019-01-30
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13:58 <Nilium> rewrite all package templates in node.js
13:58  * Nilium goes back to lunch
13:59 <maldridge> I'm surprised you didn't suggest some kind of erlang
lambda
13:59 <Nilium> wait do that instead
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138, 2019-02-02
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04:33 <m_wynn> "you're an idiot" says university student routing a
network through a cardboard box
04:33 <maldridge> I'll have you know that cardboard box was humming
along at 990mbps
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139, 2019-02-03
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<alanhuang> it's always a shock when a piece of code I've written
functions almost perfectly on the first run
<alanhuang> and after another poke, I can amend it to say "on the specific
input I happened to give"
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140, 2019-02-26
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<maxice8[m]> i don't know docker i assume it is CMD or RUN
--> noah_h (~noah_h@funkyboy.zone) has joined
<Gottox> RUN
<maxice8[m]> TO THE HILLS
<noah_h> Alawys good to see when you join a channel
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141, 2019-03-01
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<maldridge> then you'll fix the ownership on the other side, unless
you're doing this online
<lorddrijen> well I want the files raw
<lorddrijen> no users, no perms etc
<maldridge> well, this is linux so you're going to get those anyway
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142, 2019-03-24
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< swaggboi> they pushed an update to my girlfriend's iphone... now
instead of "4g" it says "5ge". I hope they downloaded more ram too
< Tadgy> Cool, now it'll be much quicker for her to send me her naked
pics.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143, 2019-04-17
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12:31 <opal> the point is postfix actually follows unix philosophy lol

(opal has clearly never actually run postfix)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144, 2019-04-19
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20:47 <zx2c4> decke[m]: i've resolved to just workaround this freebsd
kernel disaster with a series of hacks
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145, 2019-04-20
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22:27 <Nilium> I'm not core, so I just do short bursts of contribution
to make sure I'm annoying people and work doesn't drive me insane.
22:27 <maldridge> Nilium: how's that working?
22:27 <Nilium> Work's still driving me insane
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146, 2019-04-20
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<m_wynn> This is not a major problem, as the frontend quietly discards
most errors
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2147, 2019-04-22
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23:57 <Vaelatern> Pine's hardware is good because A) it's cheap
23:57 <Vaelatern> There is no B
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148, 2019-05-11
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<maldridge> tdh: you've replaced that power supply right?
<maldridge> you know, the one that will likely burst into flames at
some point?
<phy1729> I mean, we will all burst into flames when the Sun expands
and engulfs the Earth.
<derelict> I'll probably be dead
<maldridge> pretty sure a zfs scrub can recover that
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2149, 2019-06-02
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23:03  * q66 is an enlightenment developer
23:03 <q66> core team
23:03 <maldridge> do you use it
23:03 <q66> no
23:03 <maldridge> point
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150, 2019-06-06
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22:36 <xaltsc> Well, the machine did indeed explode
22:42 <maldridge> I recommend you not stand near exploding machines
22:43 <xaltsc> Such close-mindedness did not earn Marie Curie a Nobel.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151, 2019-06-07
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##slackware has become overrun with goats lately.

<phaeton> swim with the watergoats
<MLanden> play with the yard goats...that is,if you head to Hartford
in Connecticut
<Skydroid> i'm going up the mountain today
<phaeton> There you will find the mountain goats
<Slumlord_> lol
<phaeton> and maybe the sky goats
<Slumlord_> good, stay up there
* Slumlord_ drives the van loaded with the goats by the river
<ewong> and not into it?
<Slumlord_> i thought about it
<Slumlord_> i cannot harm those goats
<MLanden> indeed...chivalry amongst chevals
<ewong> Goats wearing coats, eatings oats, afloat on a boat in a moat.
<MLanden> then Horton looks at Slumlord_ who hears a fuck you!!
<mmlj4> o/~ picture yourself on a goat on a river... o/~
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2152, 2019-07-11
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20:47 <maldridge> those are the patterns java was designed for
20:47 <maldridge> that *is* idiomatic java
20:47 <Vaelatern> TypeHell
20:47 <Vaelatern> Callback Hell is a thing, well, so is Class Hell
20:48 <maldridge> MyTypeHell extends Purgatory implements
GenericAfterLife, DLLHell, RuntimeCollisionWithEverything
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154, 2019-11-03
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23:00 <+Vaelatern> phy1729: you are interrupting my date!
23:00 <+phy1729> oh, oops
23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+o phy1729] by ChanServ
23:01 <@phy1729> Vaelatern: ping me when you're done
23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+b Vaelatern!*@*] by phy1729
23:01 <+Vaelatern> lol
23:01 <-- phy1729 has kicked Vaelatern (now get off IRC dummy)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155, 2019-11-16
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20:10 <Kellin> but the frenetic oddities?  the kind of inscrutable wtf
are you saying moments?  that's all classic him
20:14 <jkwood> I usually use that line about rob0
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156, 2019-11-21
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<Devastator> why it is so difficult to pick a laptop? :(
<auxy> because you are picking the least worst option
<auxy> they're all trash
<Armand> You have weak wrists, Devastator ?
<Devastator> Armand why?
<Devastator> it will be a gift for my dad
<Devastator> not enough cash..
<S_SubZero> ok then get off IRC and go mow lawns/shovel snow
<Devastator> S_SubZero we don't have snow :(
<S_SubZero> you may have lawns
<S_SubZero> knock over a convenience store or something
<Armand> Devastator: Ahhh... "pick a laptop".. I thought you meant
"pick up.."
<Armand> :P
<gry> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157, 2019-12-05
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<cliff> i keep thinking of a shave, but last time i did, i found a potato
head under it, and couldnt leave the house for 5 days
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158, 2019-12-17
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01:55 <@_ikke_> I'm confused
01:58 <@_ikke_> ok, confusion solved
02:08 <maldridge> that was fast
02:10 <@_ikke_> yes, I don't like to be confused
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159, 2020-02-01
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<eyeoh> it's that hour
<orlock> eyeoh: 4:04pm - Motivation not found..
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160, 2020-02-03
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<m_wynn> good reason to start dating: try more pillows
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161, 2020-02-13
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<sDrewth> baaaaaah I get sick of tables in works
<sDrewth> annoying though not as annoying as speech quotation
<ankry> sDrewth: handling tables is extremely easy comparing to music
<sDrewth> fair call
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162, 2020-02-16
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<2> this is just turning into buzzword soup
<2> unirouters can connect you to omniproxies which let you talk to
real services
<2> but if those break then you can jump off a trampoline through a few
bounce houses to get a shell and fix the problem...
<1> are the real services micro services
<1> is there a service mesh
<2> no its an f-ing php monolith
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163, 2020-03-09
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<maldridge> I want to do systems engineering, but the box of hard drives
is over there --->
<+phy1729> Just use pingfs
<maldridge> can't
<maldridge> the switch is still in a box over here <----
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164, 2020-05-09
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20:48 <aedinius> I should update it. Fix the licenses, update to SPDX,
and then make a list of identified licenses and which are incompatible.
20:48 <zdykstra> I should shave my head again
20:49 <emacsomancer> zdykstra: is that licensed?
20:51 <zdykstra> I'm a rebel without a clause
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165, 2020-05-12
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22:45 <q66> making a new format is not the problem
22:45 <q66> i can probably write you one over the weekend
22:45 <q66> it's transitioning to it that is the problem
22:45 <ericonr> YAML templates
22:46 <-- ChanServ has kicked ericonr (Banned: no)
22:47 <aedinius> lmao
22:47 <q66> reasonable
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166, 2020-05-22
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18:26 <ericonr> aedinius: PR updated
18:28 <aedinius> Okay. Ready to merge?
18:29 <-- ericonr (~ericonr@xx.xx.xx.xx) has quit (Remote host closed
the connection)
18:29 <maldridge> well that was a statement
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167, 2020-06-25
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<Greg> heeey chatbot
<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
<Greg> chatbot, what is the meaning of life?
<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
<Greg> if only someone could notify support about our presence in this
room. Chatbot can you help with that?
<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
<Greg> oh super thanks!
<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168, 2020-06-26
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20:57 <lemmi> if zig had a stable language specification, i'd vote for
a rewrite in zig. especially since this can be done incrementally. but
for that zig needs to get to 1.0
21:04 <q66> i'd disagree on implementing in xbps in any language that's
1) not in gcc 2) doesn't have at least two stable implementations 3)
isn't as portable as C/C++
21:04 <q66> so basically rust, zig etc. are all out and will always be
21:05 <maldridge> careful, that kind of logic supports a rewrite in Go
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169, 2020-06-26
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<flyback> I had proper backups in the form of printouts
<rascul> flyback how does that work for binary data?
<flyback> it was irc and bbs logs
<rascul> oh
<flyback> contact info for friends online
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2170, 2020-06-28
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<maldridge> I'd argue herding cats is easier, because you go into that
assuming the cats to be adversarial
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2171, 2020-07-14
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01:22 <drijen> you aiming for a developer answer or..
01:23 <maldridge> I'm aiming for I'm trapped in an initrd and I think
its presently 1970
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172, 2020-07-21
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<maldridge> argonaut: I'm regretting trying to configure a VPC while
sleep deprived and hungry
<+phy1729> pkill -STOP -u maldridge
<maldridge> I did
<maldridge> I went and took a nap instead
Mode +o phy1729 by ChanServ
phy1729 has kicked maldridge (Did I SIGCONT you?)
maldridge has joined
Mode +o maldridge by ChanServ
maldridge has kicked phy1729 (kernel thread)
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2173, 2020-07-30
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<twainwek> FloridaMan: pls
<FloridaMan> what is pls?
<twainwek> Post Last Statement
<[R]> FloridaMan: people like stuff
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174, 2020-08-10
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<m_wynn> lmao I was wondering what was using all my ram earlier today
<m_wynn> it was php-lang-server
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175, 2020-09-16
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<DrDeke> For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every
six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176, 2020-09-16
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and I killed the network stack AGAIN

DAMN IT LOGITECH YOU HAVE A MEMORY LEAK IN YOUR FTP SERVER.

ON THE REMOTE

SHUT UP
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177, 2020-09-17
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<maldridge> new noobfarm is up
<maldridge> now includes a search box and pagination
<drijen> link your pateron
<drijen> *patreon
<maldridge> heh, i don't have one
<firebird> yeah, maldridge is on onlyfans... :P
<maldridge> ...
<maldridge> I tabbed out for a bit and came back to this
<firebird> haha
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178, 2020-09-21
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<maldridge> I can build you a cardboard yacht
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180, 2020-09-22
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<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles
<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house
<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia?
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181, 2020-09-25
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<m_wynn> Did you see PHP 7.4 came out?
<m_wynn> You can no longer treat a boolean like an array and get an
empty string out

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182, 2020-10-09
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<maldridge> have you considered there might be a good reason terraform
doesn't let you do this
<+phy1729> No. It shall be bent to my will.

			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2183, 2020-10-13
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<+phy1729> I mean I don't think my relationship with Cthulhu is secret.
			      -- noobfarm.org, quote #2184, 2020-10-13