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author | B. Watson <yalhcru@gmail.com> | 2015-04-08 03:18:53 -0400 |
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committer | B. Watson <yalhcru@gmail.com> | 2015-04-08 03:18:53 -0400 |
commit | 122f3c401f23f84799802c7b9667bda222646487 (patch) | |
tree | bc77cc44c516eac71b2d6490574fd32a5b5efd65 | |
download | misc-scripts-122f3c401f23f84799802c7b9667bda222646487.tar.gz |
initial commit
-rw-r--r-- | README | 29 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | calc_bitrate.pl | 84 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | chordparser.pl | 359 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | chordspeller.pl | 858 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | cjackbay | 475 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | dasm2atasm | 362 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | find_key | 176 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | find_tuning | 56 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | fixrtcaps | 36 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | freqnote.pl | 39 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | lddsafe | 158 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | lddtree | 7 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | mkclick.pl | 663 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | noobfarm | 25288 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | noobfarm.dat | bin | 0 -> 18688 bytes | |||
-rwxr-xr-x | noobfarm2fortune.sh | 205 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | notefreq | 56 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | parallel_resistors | 45 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | renumfiles | 33 | ||||
-rwxr-xr-x | sanerename.pl | 36 |
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@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +Stuff from my ~/bin directory. + +calc_bitrate.pl - scan a DVD, calculate bitrate for ripping +chordparser.pl - given a chord name, tell what notes are in it +chordspeller.pl - more guitar-oriented chord parser +cjackbay - curses patchbay for JACK (no X required) +dasm2atasm - convert 6502 asm syntax from dasm to atasm (incomplete) +find_key - find the key of an audio file +find_tuning - find the tuning of an audio file +fixrtcaps - add needed capability bits to jack binaries +freqnote.pl - convert a frequency in Hz to the nearest note +lddsafe - https://github.com/rg3/lddsafe/ (local copy here) +lddtree - show library dependencies as a tree +mkclick.pl - generate a click track at a given tempo +noobfarm2fortune.sh - scrape noobfarm.org, create fortune(6) file +notefreq - given a note (and octave), show the frequency +parallel_resistors - 1 / ( (1/r1) + (1/r2) + ... + (1/rN) ) +renumfiles - number files numerically +sanerename.pl - get rid of mixed case, spaces, punctuation in filenames + +Also I've checked the output of noobfarm2fortune.sh into git, since it +takes a while to run: + +noobfarm - fortune(6) file +noobfarm.dat - index for above, made with strfile + +To use with fortune: + +cp noobfarm noobfarm.dat /usr/share/games/fortunes diff --git a/calc_bitrate.pl b/calc_bitrate.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..1acc829 --- /dev/null +++ b/calc_bitrate.pl @@ -0,0 +1,84 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +$|++; + +$def{tracklen} = 0; +$def{filesize} = 700; +$def{audiorate} = 192; + +open(D, "<$ENV{HOME}/.calc_bitrate") && do { + while(<D>) { + chomp; + s/#.*//; + my ($k, $v) = split; + $v ||= ""; + $def{$k} = $v if $k; + } + close D; +}; + +print "Length of input (seconds or hh:mm:ss, \"d\" to scan DVD) [$def{tracklen}]: "; +chomp ($length = <>); + +$length = $def{tracklen} if $length eq ""; + +if($length =~ /^[\d:]+$/) { + if($length =~ /(?:(\d?\d):)?(\d\d):(\d\d)/) { + my $newlength = $3 + 60 * $2 + 3600 * $1; + print "$length == $newlength seconds\n"; + $length = $newlength; + } +} elsif($length =~ /^d/i) { + open L, "lsdvd|" or die "Can't find lsdvd in PATH\n"; + while(<L>) { + chomp; + next unless $_; + print $_, "\n"; +#Title: 01, Length: 02:56:48.066 Chapters: 19, Cells: 20, Audio streams: 01, Subpictures: 03 + if(/^Title:\s*(\d+),\s*Length:\s*(\d?\d):(\d\d):(\d\d)(?:\.\d+)?\s*Chapters:\s*(\d+)/) + { + my $track = $1; + my $len = $4 + 60 * $3 + 3600 * $2; + my $chaps = $5; + $tracklens{$track+0} = $len; +# $trackchaps{$track+0} = $chaps; + } + $dtrack = $1 if /^Longest track: (\d+)/; + } + + print "Select track [$dtrack]: "; + chomp ($track = <>); + $track = $dtrack unless $track; + $track += 0; + $length = $tracklens{$track}; +} else { + die "Invalid length\n"; +} + +print "Desired AVI size in megabytes [$def{filesize}]: "; +chomp ($s = <>); +$size = $s ? $s : $def{filesize}; + +print "Audio bitrate [$def{audiorate}]: "; +chomp ($b = <>); +$abit = $b ? $b : $def{audiorate}; + +open(D, ">$ENV{HOME}/.calc_bitrate") && do { + print D "audiorate $abit\n" if $abit; + print D "tracklen $length\n" if $length; + print D "filesize $size\n" if $size; +}; + +close D; + +# calculate total bitrate: +$totalbits = $size * 1024 * 1024 * 8; +$bits_sec = $totalbits / $length; +$kbits_sec = $bits_sec / 1000; +$vbit = $kbits_sec - $abit; + +# fudge factor: +#$vbit *= 0.985; +$vbit *= 0.992; + +print "Video bitrate for $length seconds \@ $size MB: $vbit\n"; diff --git a/chordparser.pl b/chordparser.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..c213af6 --- /dev/null +++ b/chordparser.pl @@ -0,0 +1,359 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +use strict; + +our $VERBOSE = 0; + +# TODO: omit syntax needs to support any note, not just 3 and 5. + +# TODO: write a Chord class, return instances of that, instead of just +# printing note names. + +# TODO: figure out a way to decide which notes are optional (e.g. the 5th +# in a 7th chord, or the 5th and 7th in a 9th chord). Probably need a +# "weight", since the 9th chord's 7th is "more optional" than the 5th. +# (at least on guitar, you're more likely to play the 5th than the +# 7th, and you're not real likely to play both due to only having 6 strings) + +# TODO: turn this into a module. + +# TODO: chord generator like what chordspeller.pl does (give it some +# notes, it intuits the chord). Almost none of the existing parser code +# will be usable for this. The chordspeller code is very limited (it +# just permutes the notes & compares them to a fixed list of chord types). + +# TODO: fretboard stuff + +# TODO: notation (treble clef). MusicXML, or generate a PNG, or what? + +# TODO: simplify the parser. One way to do this: before parsing, do stuff +# like s/(M|major)/maj/, s/\+/aug/ maybe, I dunno. + +# TODO: support roman and arabic numerals. Will require the program to +# determine or be told the key (e.g. IV or 4 is F in key of C). Should +# take them for input and output them too. + +# TODO: suggest substitutions? definitely need to know the key! + +use Music::Chord::Namer 'chordname'; +use Music::Chord::Note; +use Data::Dumper; +our $grammar = <<'EOF'; +# terminals + +letter: /[A-G]/ +flat: /b/ +sharp: /#/ +major: /(?:maj|M)/ +minor: /(?:min|m)/ +dimaug: /(?:dim|\+|aug|-|adim)/ +sustok: /sus/ +sustype: /[24]/ +number: /\d\d?/ +slash: m(/) +addtok: m(add) +omittok: /no|omit/i +#omitval: /(3|5|7|9|11|13)/ #not yet +omitval: /(3|5)/ + +# productions + +# Our starting rule. Unfortunately kinda ambiguous due to all the +# optional stuff: +chord: note triad(?) degree(?) sus(?) add(s?) bass(?) omit(s?) { + print Data::Dumper::Dumper(\%item) if $::VERBOSE; + \%item; +} + +note: letter modifier(?) +modifier: flat | sharp +triad: major | minor | dimaug +sus: slash(?) sustok sustype(?) +degree: slash(?) modifier(?) number | slash(?) major number +bass: slash note +add: addsym number | addsym modifier number | modifier number +addsym: addtok | slash +omit: slash(?) omittok omitval + +EOF + +use Parse::RecDescent; + +our %notevals = ( + C => 0, + D => 2, + E => 4, + F => 5, + G => 7, + A => 9, + B => 11, + 1 => 0, + 2 => 2, + 3 => 4, + 4 => 5, + 5 => 7, + 6 => 9, + 7 => 11, + 8 => 0, + 9 => 2, + 10 => 4, + 11 => 5, + 12 => 7, + 13 => 9, + 14 => 11, + 15 => 0, +); + +sub mknote { + my ($name, $mod) = @_; + $mod ||= ''; +#print Data::Dumper::Dumper($mod); + warn "name '$name', mod '$mod'" if $::VERBOSE; + my $val = $notevals{$name}; + $val++ if $mod eq '#'; + $val-- if $mod eq 'b'; + return $val % 12; +} + +sub extract_mod { + my $mod = shift || return ""; + if($mod) { + if($mod->{flat}) { + $mod = 'b'; + } elsif($mod->{sharp}) { + $mod = '#'; + } else { + $mod = ""; + } + } else { + $mod = ""; + } + return $mod; +} + +sub extract_note { + my $n = shift; + + my $mod = extract_mod($n->{"modifier(?)"}->[0]); + + my $note = mknote($n->{letter}->{__PATTERN1__}, $mod); +} + +sub get_triad_type { + my $t = shift; + if($t->{dimaug}) { + my $da = $t->{dimaug}->{__PATTERN1__}; + $da = 'aug' if $da eq '+'; + $da = 'dim' if $da eq '-'; + return $da; + } elsif($t->{major}) { + return 'major'; + } elsif($t->{minor}) { + return 'minor'; + } else { + return ''; + } +} + +our @note_names = ( 'C', 'C#', 'D', 'D#', 'E', 'F', 'F#', 'G', 'G#', 'A', 'A#', 'B' ); +sub get_note_name { + return $note_names[$_[0] % 12]; +} + +sub get_sus_type { + my $s = shift; + return 0 unless defined $s; + return $s->{"sustype(?)"}->[0]->{__PATTERN1__} || 4; +} + +sub extract_number { + my $n = shift || return 0; + return $n->{__PATTERN1__}; +} + +sub create_chord { + my $c = shift; + my $have7 = ''; + + my $note = extract_note($c->{note}); + warn "root note is $note" if $::VERBOSE; + + my $bass = $note; + if($c->{"bass(?)"}->[0]) { + $bass = extract_note($c->{"bass(?)"}->[0]->{note}); + } + warn "bass note is $bass" if $::VERBOSE; + + my $third = 4; + my $fifth = 7; + my $seventh = undef; + my $seven_type = 0; # offset in semitones from a minor 7 + my @ext_notes = (); + + my $triad_type = get_triad_type($c->{"triad(?)"}->[0]); + if($triad_type eq 'major') { + $seven_type = 1; + $triad_type = ''; + } elsif($triad_type eq 'minor') { + ($third, $fifth) = (3, 7); + $seven_type = 0; + } elsif($triad_type eq 'dim') { + ($third, $fifth) = (3, 6); + $seven_type = -1; + } elsif($triad_type eq 'aug') { + ($third, $fifth) = (4, 8); + $seven_type = 0; + } elsif($triad_type eq 'adim') { + ($third, $fifth) = (3, 6); + $seven_type = 0; + $seventh = 10; + } + + my $number = extract_number($c->{"degree(?)"}->[0]->{number}); + my $nummod = extract_mod($c->{"degree(?)"}->[0]->{"modifier(?)"}->[0]); + my $alter = 0; + if($nummod eq '#') { + $alter = 1; + } elsif($nummod eq 'b') { + $alter = -1; + } + + if($c->{"degree(?)"}->[0]->{major}) { + $seven_type = 1; + } + + if($number) { + if($number > 15 || $number < 2) { + die "Invalid degree $number (must be >= 2 and <= 15)\n"; + } + + if($number >= 7) { + $seventh = 10 + $seven_type; + for(my $n = 9; $n < $number; $n += 2) { + warn "\$n == $n" if $::VERBOSE; + push @ext_notes, $notevals{$n % 7}; + } + warn "$number $alter " . $notevals{$number} if $::VERBOSE; + if($number > 7) { push @ext_notes, $notevals{$number} + $alter; } + } elsif($number == 5) { + if($alter != 0) { + $fifth += $alter; + } else { + $third = undef; + } + } elsif($number == 6) { + push @ext_notes, $notevals{6 + $alter}; + } elsif($number) { + die "don't know what to do with number $number, try " . ($number + 7) . " or add" . ($number + 7) . " instead?"; + } + } + + my $sus_type = get_sus_type($c->{"sus(?)"}->[0]); +# if($sus_type && ($triad_type ne '')) { +# die "invalid: can't have both $triad_type and sus$sus_type third!\n"; +# } + warn "\$sus_type == $sus_type" if $::VERBOSE; + if($sus_type == 2) { + $third = 2; + } elsif($sus_type == 4) { + $third = 5; + } + + for my $add (@{$c->{"add(s?)"}}) { + my $addnum = extract_number($add->{number}); + die "Invalid add '$addnum'" unless $addnum =~ /^\d+$/; + die "Add '$addnum' out of range (must be >= 2 and <= 15)\n" unless $addnum >= 2 && $addnum <= 15; + my $mod = extract_mod($add->{modifier}); + my $addnote = mknote($addnum, $mod); + if($addnum == 5) { + $fifth = $addnote; + } else { + push @ext_notes, $addnote; + } + warn "add $mod $addnum ($addnote)\n" if $::VERBOSE; + } + + for my $omit (@{$c->{"omit(s?)"}}) { + my $omitnote = $omit->{omitval}->{__PATTERN1__}; + if($omitnote == 3) { + $third = undef; + } elsif($omitnote == 5) { + $fifth = undef; + } else { + warn "Don't yet know how to omit $omitnote, ignoring\n"; + } + } + + warn "triad type is '$triad_type', 3rd $third, 5th $fifth, 7th type $seven_type" if $::VERBOSE; + if(defined $seventh) { warn "7th is $seventh\n" if $::VERBOSE; } + if($::VERBOSE) { + warn "extended note: $_\n" for @ext_notes; + } + + $third += $note if defined $third; + $fifth += $note if defined $fifth; + $seventh += $note if defined $seventh; + + for(@ext_notes) { + $_ += $note if defined $_; + } + + my @output = (); + push @output, get_note_name($bass) unless $bass == $note; + for($note, $third, $fifth, $seventh, @ext_notes) { + push @output, get_note_name($_) if defined $_; + } + print join " ", @output, "\n"; + print "Music::Chord::Namer gives: " . chordname(@output) . "\n"; + 1; +} + +$::RD_ERRORS = $::RD_WARN = $::RD_HINT = $::VERBOSE; +#$RD_TRACE = 1; +#$RD_ERRORS = $RD_WARN = $RD_TRACE = 1; +#$RD_AUTOACTION = q { print join ' ', @item, "\n" }; +#$RD_AUTOACTION = q { main::print_array(@item); print "\n" }; +$::RD_AUTOACTION = q { \%item }; +our $parser = Parse::RecDescent->new($grammar); +push @ARGV, "C#m/E" unless @ARGV; +for(@ARGV) { + my $arg = $_; + +# Allow major, Major, MAJOR, mAj, etc. + $arg =~ s/min(or)?/min/i; + $arg =~ s/maj(or)?/maj/i; + +# Allow root note name to be lowercase + $arg =~ s/^([a-g])/uc $1/e; + +# Allow bass note name to be lowercase + $arg =~ s/(\/)([a-g][#b]?)$/$1 . ucfirst $2/e; + +# Turn (foo) into /foo, allows for E7(#9) => E7/#9 + $arg =~ s/\((.*?)\)/\/$1/g; + +# Allow some English: + $arg =~ s/flat/b/gi; + $arg =~ s/sharp/#/gi; + $arg =~ s/augmented/aug/gi; + $arg =~ s/diminished/dim/gi; + $arg =~ s/(half|auto).?dim/adim/i; + $arg =~ s/hendrix/7#9/i; + + my $fixedarg = $arg; + my $chord = $parser->chord(\$arg) || die "Invalid chord: $_\n"; + die "Trailing junk: $arg" if $arg; + if($fixedarg eq $_) { + print "$_: "; + } else { + print "$_ ($fixedarg): "; + } + create_chord($chord); + my $cn = Music::Chord::Note->new(); + print "Music::Chord::Note gives: "; + eval { + my @got = $cn->chord($fixedarg); + print join " ", @got, "\n"; + }; + print $@ if $@; +} diff --git a/chordspeller.pl b/chordspeller.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..66b498d --- /dev/null +++ b/chordspeller.pl @@ -0,0 +1,858 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +our $self = $0; +$self =~ s,.*/,,; + +our $root = 0; +our $flat2 = 1; +our $second = 2; +our $flat3 = 3; +our $third = 4; +our $fourth = 5; +our $flat5 = 6; +our $fifth = 7; +our $flat6 = $sharp5 = 8; +our $sixth = 9; +our $flat7 = 10; +our $seventh = 11; +our $octave = 12; +our $ninth = $octave + $second; +our $tenth = $octave + $third; +our $eleventh = $octave + $fourth; +our $thirteenth = $octave + $sixth; + +our @majorscale = (0, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11); +our @minorscale = (0, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10); +our @major_chord_types = (qw/maj min min maj maj min dim/); + +our @intervalnames = ( + qw/r b2 2 b3 3 4 b5 5 b6 6 b7 7/ ); + +# TODO: lots more chords +# also, try to parse the notation instead of having a fixed table. +# also also, this is the only place in the program where a ninth is +# really a ninth (14 semitones up) instead of being reduced to a 2nd +# (2 semitones up). + +# btw, "diminished" means "diminished triad", no 7th (older jazz books +# used "diminished" to mean "diminished triad plus 7th", which we're +# calling "diminished 7th" here) + +our %shapes = ( + 5 => [ $root, $fifth ], + no5 => [ $root, $third ], + maj => [ $root, $third, $fifth ], + min => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth ], + 'min(no5)' => [ $root, $flat3 ], + 7 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7 ], + maj7 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $seventh ], + min7 => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $flat7 ], + sus2 => [ $root, $second, $fifth ], + sus4 => [ $root, $fourth, $fifth ], + add9 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $ninth ], + 9 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $seventh, $ninth ], + 'min/maj7' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $seventh ], + aug => [ $root, $third, $sharp5 ], + aug7 => [ $root, $third, $sharp5, $flat7 ], + dim => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5 ], + dim7 => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5, $sixth ], + adim => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5, $flat7 ], + 'dim(no7)' => [ $root, $flat3, $flat5 ], + 'dim(no3)' => [ $root, $flat5 ], + 'dim7(no3)' => [ $root, $flat5, $flat7 ], + 6 => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $sixth ], + min6 => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $sixth ], + '6/9' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $sixth, $ninth ], + 'min6/9' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $sixth, $ninth ], + 'maj7(no3)' => [ $root, $fifth, $seventh ], + 'maj7(no5)' => [ $root, $third, $seventh ], + '7(no3)' => [ $root, $fifth, $flat7 ], + '7(no5)' => [ $root, $third, $flat7 ], + 'm7(no5)' => [ $root, $flat3, $flat7 ], + '7#9' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7, $flat3 ], + '7#9(no5)' => [ $root, $third, $flat7, $flat3 ], + 'm/add11' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $eleventh ], + 'add11' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $eleventh ], + '11' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh ], + 'min11' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh ], + 'm/add13' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $thirteenth ], + 'add13' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $thirteenth ], + '13' => [ $root, $third, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh, $thirteenth ], + 'min13' => [ $root, $flat3, $fifth, $flat7, $eleventh, $thirteenth ], +); + +our @sharpnames = ( 'c', 'c#', 'd', 'd#', 'e', 'f', 'f#', 'g', 'g#', 'a', 'a#', 'b' ); +our @flatnames = ( 'c', 'db', 'd', 'eb', 'e', 'f', 'gb', 'g', 'ab', 'a', 'bb', 'b' ); +our $notenames = \@sharpnames; +our @sharpkeys = (0, 7, 2, 9, 4, 11); +our @keysigs = ( + 'nat', '5b', '2#', '3b', '4#', '1b', '6b', '1#', '4b', '3#', '2b', '5#'); + +our $transpose = 0; + +our @openstrings; +our $fretpos = 0; +our $fretspan = 3; +our $allowpartial = 0; # set with -p +our $allowholes = 1; # set with -l + +our %notevals = ( + 'c' => 0, + 'c#' => 1, + 'db' => 1, + 'd' => 2, + 'd#' => 3, + 'eb' => 3, + 'e' => 4, + 'f' => 5, + 'f#' => 6, + 'gb' => 6, + 'g' => 7, + 'g#' => 8, + 'ab' => 8, + 'a' => 9, + 'a#' => 10, + 'bb' => 10, + 'b' => 11 ); + +our @chordints = (qw/I bII II bIII III IV bV V bVI VI bVII VIII/); + +our @keynotes = ( 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 ); +our @chords = (); +our $key; # undef = guess +our $forceroot = 0; # set with -r + +sub fix_note { + my $note = shift; + $note %= 12; + return $note; +} + +sub get_note_name { + return ucfirst($$notenames[fix_note($_[0])]); +} + +sub name_to_note { + my $note = lc($_[0]); + return $notevals{$note}; +} + +sub add_interval { + return fix_note($_[0] + $_[1]); +} + +sub get_interval { + return fix_note($_[0] - $_[1]); +} + +sub determine_chord { + my $root = shift; + my @notes = @_; + + for my $name (sort keys %shapes) { + my $shape = $shapes{$name}; + my $rootname = $$notenames[$root]; + my @trynotes; + for(@$shape) { + push @trynotes, add_interval($root, $_); + } + + @trynotes = sort { $a <=> $b } @trynotes; + + if(@trynotes != @notes) { +#warn "$rootname$name: extra notes\n"; + } elsif(@trynotes < @notes) { +# warn "$rootname$name: missing notes\n"; + } else { +# warn "$rootname$name: same # of notes\n"; + my $match = 1; + for(my $i=0; $i<@notes; $i++) { +#warn $notes[$i] . ", " . $trynotes[$i]; + $match = 0 if $notes[$i] != $trynotes[$i]; + } + return $rootname . $name if $match; + } + } + + return undef; +} + +sub discover_chord { + my @frets = split /[^x\d]/i, $_[0]; + + my %notes; + my $root; # undef = try them all + for(my $string = 0; $string < @openstrings; $string++) { + next if (not defined $frets[$string]) || ($frets[$string] =~ /x/i); + my $note = ($openstrings[$string] + $frets[$string]) % 12; + if($forceroot && not defined $root) { + $root = $note; + } + $notes{$note}++; + } + + my @notes = sort { $a <=> $b } keys %notes; + print "discover_chord(): notes are "; + print "$$notenames[$_] " for @notes; + print "\n"; + +#warn "@notes"; + + if(defined $root) { + return determine_chord($root, @notes); + } else { + for(@notes) { + $ret = determine_chord($_, @notes); + return $ret if $ret; + } + } + + return undef; +} + +sub parse_chord { + my $chord = lc(shift); + my $fingering; + my @frets; + + parse_tuning($tunings{std}) unless @openstrings; + + # tablature input instead of chord symbol? + if($chord =~ /^[x\d]/) { + @frets = split /[^x\d]/i, $chord; + my $gotchord = discover_chord($chord); + if(!$gotchord) { + warn "$self: can't figure out chord name for fingering $chord\n"; + return 0; + } + $chord = $gotchord; + } + + # alternate notation + $chord =~ s/\+/aug/; + $chord =~ s/\-/dim/; + + # rudimentary support for english (e.g. "A minor 7") + $chord =~ s/flat/b/gi; + $chord =~ s/sharp/#/gi; + $chord =~ s/minor/m/gi; + $chord =~ s/major/maj/gi; + $chord =~ s/\s//g; + + my ($note, $type) = ($chord =~ /^([a-g][#b]?)(.*)?/); + + unless($note) { + warn "$self: Invalid chord $chord\n"; + return 0; + } + + $type = "maj" unless $type; + + $type =~ s/^m(#|b|\d|$)/min$1/; + + my $shape = $shapes{$type}; + + unless($shape) { + warn "$self: Unknown chord type $type\n"; + return 0; + } + + my $val = $notevals{$note}; + + unless(defined $val) { + warn "$self: Unknown note $note\n"; + return 0; + } + + $val = ($val + $transpose) % 12; + $note = $$notenames[$val]; + + my @notes; + for(@$shape) { + my $n = ($val + $_) % 12; + $keynotes[$n]++; + } + + my $parsed = [ $val, $note, $type ]; + if(@frets) { + for(@frets) { + $_ = undef if $_ =~ /x/i; + } + $fingering = render_fingering($val, \@frets); + } else { + for(my $startfret = $fretpos; $startfret < $fretpos + 12; $startfret++) { + $fingering = find_guitar_chord($startfret, $parsed); + last if $fingering; + } + } + push @$parsed, $fingering if $fingering; + push @chords, $parsed; + + return 1; +} + +sub dump_chord_shapes { + for(sort keys %shapes) { + my $shape = $shapes{$_}; + print "$_: "; + for(@$shape) { + print $intervalnames[$_ % 12] . " "; + } + print "\n"; + } +} + +sub print_chord { + my $c = shift; + my ($val, $note, $type, $fingering) = @$c; + my $shape = $shapes{$type}; + + $type =~ s/maj$//; # in output, say A, not Amaj + + my @notes; + for(@$shape) { + $_ = fix_note($_); # TODO: this turns e.g. 9ths into 2nds + my $n = add_interval($val, $_); + push @notes, get_note_name($n) . "=" . $intervalnames[$_]; + } + +#my $chordname = ucfirst($note) . $type; + my $chordname = get_note_name($val) . $type; + if(defined($key)) { + my $keyint = $val - $key; + $keyint += 12 if $keyint < 0; + my $chordint = $chordints[$keyint]; + if($type =~ /(min|dim)/) { # TODO: this heuristic is lame + $chordint = lc($chordint); + } + $chordname .= " (" . $chordint . ")"; + } + + print $chordname . ": " . join(" ", @notes) . "\n"; + + if($fingering) { + print $fingering . "\n"; + } else { + print "(couldn't find fingering at given fret pos)\n"; + } + print "\n"; +} + +sub parse_tuning { + my $tuning = shift; + my $offset = shift || 0; + + $tuning =~ s/\s//g; # allow & ignore spaces + $tuning = lc $tuning; # allow uppercase + + die "$self: Invalid tuning '$tuning'\n" unless $tuning =~ /^[a-g#]+$/; + + my @notes = ($tuning =~ /([a-g][#]?)/g); + die "$self: Invalid tuning '$tuning'\n" unless @notes; + + @openstrings = (); + my @names; + for(@notes) { + my $note = fix_note(add_interval($notevals{$_}, $offset)); + push @openstrings, $note; + push @names, get_note_name($note); + } + + print "Tuning: " . join(" ", @names) . "\n"; +} + +# Tuning list isn't really meant to be exhaustive, but should include +# plenty of variants... +our @tuning_list = ( + [ 'std', 'eadgbe', 'Standard Guitar [default]' ], + [ 'eb', 'd#g#c#f#a#d#', 'Guitar 1/2 step flat (Eb)' ], + [ 'd', 'dgcfad', 'Guitar 1 step flat (D)' ], + [ 'c#', 'c#f#beg#c#', 'Guitar 1 1/2 steps flat (C#)' ], + [ 'c', 'cfa#d#gc', 'Guitar 2 steps flat (C)' ], + [ 'od', 'dadf#ad', 'Open D' ], + [ 'og', 'dgdgbd', 'Open G' ], + [ 'oe', 'ebeg#be', 'Open E' ], + [ 'oeb', 'd#a#d#ga#d#', 'Open Eb' ], + [ 'oa', 'eac#eae', 'Open A' ], + [ 'dd', 'dadgbe', 'Drop D' ], + [ 'dc#', 'c#g#c#f#a#d#', 'Drop C#' ], + [ 'dc', 'cgcfad', 'Drop C' ], + [ 'nst', 'cgdaeg', 'Fripp\'s New Standard Tuning' ], + [ 'b', 'eadg', 'Bass (4-string)' ], + [ '5', 'beadg', 'Bass (5-string)' ], + [ '6', 'beadgc', 'Bass (6-string)' ], + [ '6b', 'beadgb', 'Bass (6-string alt)' ], + [ 'r', 'beadf#b', 'Baritone Guitar or alt 6-string bass' ], + [ '7', 'beadgbe', '7-string Guitar (low B)' ], + [ '7h', 'eadgbea', '7-string Guitar (high A)' ], + [ '7d', 'aeadgbe', '7-string Guitar (drop A)' ], + [ 't', 'gcfa#de', 'Terz Guitar' ], + [ 'm', 'gdae', 'Mandolin' ], + [ 'l', 'eadf#be', 'Lute' ], + [ 'h', 'adgbe', 'Mexican Vihuela' ], + [ 'cv', 'cgda', 'Cello or Viola' ], + [ 'v', 'gdae', 'Violin' ], + [ 'vs', 'adae', 'Violin (scordatura)' ], + [ 'u', 'gcae', 'Ukulele' ], + [ 'ub', 'dgbe', 'Baritone Ukulele' ], +); + +our %tunings; + +sub tuning_help { + for(@tuning_list) { + my ($tag, $notes, $name) = @$_; + printf("-t%-4s %s (same as -t%s)\n", $tag, $name, $notes); + } + exit 0; +} + +sub usage { + warn <<EOF; +Usage: $self [globalopts] [chordopts] <chord> [[chordopts] <chord>] ... + +Chords can be either standard notation (e.g. A, Bm, C#maj7), or comma- +separated fret positions, low to high, (e.g. 3,2,0,0,3,3 is a G in +standard guitar tuning). Use x to indicate strings not played (e.g. +x,x,0,2,3,2 is a commonly-used D chord). + +Global Options: + -t<notes> Set tuning, low string to high. Default is eadgbe. Instrument + is assumed to have as many strings as there are notes. Do not + specify notes as flats (because the letter b is used for both + the b note and the flat symbol). Use e.g. d# instead of eb. + -t<type> Set one of the built-in tunings. Use -th or -thelp for list. + -x<x> Transpose x semitones (x is positive or negative integer) + -D Dump all known chord types + -k<key> Set the key for all chords (default is to guess key) + +Per-Chord Options: Once set, these stay in effect for subsequent chords. + + -b Print flat note names (e.g. Db instead of C#) + -s Print sharp note names (e.g. C# instead of Db) [default] + -f<x> Place chord at fret position x (x=0 default, means open strings). + (Actually, this is the minimum position: if no useful notes + are found at x, we try x+1, x+2, ..., x+12) + -s<x> Maximum fret span. Default is 3. + -v Find variant chord voicing. Doesn't always do anything useful. + (for example, this gives 3,2,0,0,3,3 instead of 3,2,0,0,0,3 + for an open G chord in standard tuning) + -n Find normal voicing (default), turns off previous -v option. + -r Force lowest bass note to be root of chord. + -i Allow inversions (turns off -r). This is the default. + -p Allow partial voicings (e.g. only C and E for a C major chord). + Use with caution, especially with 7, 9, etc. chords (the + matcher will consider a C major triad to match C7 or C9). +EOF + exit 0; + +# future options: +# -l Loose matching. Accepts chord fingerings with "holes" in +# the middle (e.g. 65X766 for A#). +# -o Include open strings even in non-open -f positions. +# -a Chart all chord voicings found for each chord (default is to +# stop after first one is found). May be combined with -f, e.g. +# -f5 -a means "all chord voicings from 5th fret up". +# -c<x> Capo on fret x. +# -T Tablature notation instead of chord charts, for -t option. +# -m[file] Generate MIDI file of chords. With [file], output to file. +# Without [file], play using timidity. +# -O<type> Output type: text (default), ps, pdf, html, maybe xml someday. +# -w<x> Set output width for text output. Default: $COLUMNS from +# environment, or 80 if not set. +} + +sub has_hole { + my @voicing = @_; + shift @voicing while not defined $voicing[0]; + pop @voicing while not defined $voicing[-1]; + return 1 if @voicing == 0; # whoopsie! + for(@voicing) { + return 1 if not defined $_; + } + return 0; +} + +# for each string, go thru the note values for frets $fretpos to +# $fretpos+$fretspan, looking at each note in @vals. +# TODO: de-shittify this. It was thrown together between 2 and 5AM, +# and it looks like it. +sub find_guitar_chord { + my $startfret = shift; + my $c = shift; + my ($val, $note, $type) = @$c; + my $shape = $shapes{$type}; + my @voicing; + my $string; + my $fret; + + $note = uc $note; + $type =~ s/maj$//; # in output, say A, not Amaj + + my @vals; + for(@$shape) { + my $n = ($val + $_) % 12; + push @vals, $n; + } + @vals = sort @vals; # for e.g. 9 and add9 chords + + my $chordname = ucfirst($note) . $type; + + push @voicing, undef for @openstrings; + + my %foundvals; + my $rootfound = 0; + for($string=0; $string<@openstrings; $string++) { + my ($start, $end, $step); + if($findbackwards) { + $start = $startfret + $fretspan; + $end = $startfret - 1; + $step = -1; + } else { + $start = $startfret; + $end = $startfret + $fretspan + 1; + $step = 1; + } +FRET: + for($fret = $start; $fret != $end; $fret+=$step) { + my $fretval = ($openstrings[$string] + $fret) % 12; +VAL: + for(@vals) { +#warn "\$string==$string \$fret==$fret \$fretval==$fretval \$_==$_\n"; + if($_ == $fretval) { + if($forceroot && !$rootfound && $_ != $val) { + next VAL; + } + $rootfound = 1 if $_ == $val; + $voicing[$string] = $fret; + $foundvals{$_}++; + last FRET; + } + } + } + } + + if(scalar keys %foundvals < @vals) { + if($allowpartial) { +#warn "$note$type: didn't find all note values, return partial chord\n"; + } else { +#warn "$note$type: didn't find all note values, return nothing\n"; + return undef; + } + } + + if(not $allowholes) { + if(has_hole(@voicing)) { +#warn "$note$type: has a hole\n"; + return undef; + } + } + + my $r = render_fingering($val, \@voicing); + return $r; +} + +sub render_fingering { + my $val = $_[0]; + my @voicing = @{$_[1]}; + my ($lowfret, $highfret) = (999, -1); + for(@voicing) { + next unless defined $_; + $lowfret = $_ if $_ < $lowfret; + $highfret = $_ if $_ > $highfret; + } + + my @grid; + my ($intervals, $names); + for($string=0; $string<@openstrings; $string++) { + my $fret = $voicing[$string]; + if(not defined($fret)) { + $intervals .= " "; + $names .= " "; + } else { + my $noteval = ($openstrings[$string] + $fret) % 12; + my $interval = $noteval - $val; + $interval += 12 if $interval < 0; + $interval %= 12; + $intervals .= sprintf("%3s", $intervalnames[$interval]); + $names .= sprintf("%3s", ucfirst $$notenames[$noteval]); + } + + for($lowfret..$highfret) { + my $empty = "|"; + if($_ == $lowfret && $lowfret == 0) { + $empty = "+"; + } + + $grid[$_ - $lowfret][$string] = $empty; + } + + if(defined($fret)) { + $grid[$fret-$lowfret][$string] = $fret; + } else { + $grid[0][$string] = 'X'; + } + } + + my @rendered; + for(@grid) { + $_->[0] =~ s/^/ / if length($_->[0]) == 1; + $_->[0] =~ s/^/ /; + for($string=1; $string<@openstrings; $string++) { + $_->[$string] =~ s/^/-/ if length($_->[$string]) == 1; + $_->[$string] =~ s/^/-/; + } + push @rendered, join("", @$_); + } + push @rendered, $names; + push @rendered, $intervals; + return join("\n", @rendered); +} + +# TODO: make this smarter. Currently it completely ignores accidentals +# and takes the first match it finds. Also it gives up if it can't get +# an exact match with a major scale (e.g. if given C and G chords only, +# it gives up, whereas it really should guess either C or G as the key) +# Probably need some kind of weighting system. +sub guess_key { + my ($k, $n, $ret, @possibles); + for $k (0..11) { + my $found = 1; + for $n (0, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11) { + $found = 0 if not $keynotes[($k + $n) % 12]; + } + if($found) { + push @possibles, uc($$notenames[$k]); + $ret = $k unless defined $ret; + } + } + + if(@possibles == 0) { + warn "$self: Can't guess key, use -k to set\n"; + } elsif(@possibles > 1) { + warn "$self: Possible keys: " . join(" ", @possibles) . + ", guessing " . $possibles[0] . ", use -k to set\n"; + } + + if($ret) { + if(grep { $_ == $ret } @sharpkeys) { + $notenames = \@sharpnames; + } else { + $notenames = \@flatnames; + } + } + + return $ret; +} + +sub parse_opt { + my $opt = shift; + $opt =~ s/^-+//; + + if($opt eq 'h') { + usage(); + } elsif($opt eq 'b') { + $notenames = \@flatnames; + } elsif($opt eq 's') { + $notenames = \@sharpnames; + } elsif($opt =~ /^x([+-]?\d+)/) { + $transpose = $1 + 0; + } elsif($opt =~ /^k([a-g][#b]?)(m?)/) { + my $keyopt = $1; + my $minor = $2; + $key = $notevals{lc $keyopt}; + if(defined($key) and $minor) { + $key += 3; + $key %= 12; + } + if(defined($key)) { + if(grep { $_ == $key } @sharpkeys) { + $notenames = \@sharpnames; + } else { + $notenames = \@flatnames; + } + } else { + warn "$self: Invalid key '$1', ignoring\n"; + } + } elsif($opt =~ /^f(\d+)/) { + $fretpos = $1 + 0; + } elsif($opt =~ /^s(\d+)/) { + $fretspan = $1 + 0; + } elsif($opt =~ /^t(.*)/) { + my $offset = 0; + my $tuning = $1; + if($tuning =~ s/([-+]\d+)$//) { + $offset = $1; + } + + if($tuning =~ /^h(?:elp)?/i) { + tuning_help(); + } elsif($tunings{$tuning}) { + parse_tuning($tunings{$tuning}, $offset); + } else { + parse_tuning($tuning, $offset); + } + } elsif($opt eq 'r') { + $forceroot = 1; + } elsif($opt eq 'i') { + $forceroot = 0; + } elsif($opt eq 'n') { + $findbackwards = 0; + } elsif($opt eq 'v') { + $findbackwards = 1; + } elsif($opt eq 'p') { + $allowpartial = 1; +#} elsif($opt eq 'l') { +#$allowholes = 0; + } elsif($opt eq 'd') { + dump_chord_shapes(); + } else { + warn "$self: Invalid option '$_', use -h for help\n"; + } +} + +# main() + +for(@tuning_list) { + $tunings{$_->[0]} = $_->[1]; +} + + +for(@ARGV) { + if(/^-/) { + parse_opt($_); + } else { + parse_chord($_); + } +} + +if((defined $key) && !@chords) { +# got a -k but no chords, show all triad chords in this key. + for(my $i = 0; $i < @majorscale; $i++) { + my $note = add_interval($majorscale[$i], $key); + my $name = $$notenames[$note]; + my $type = $major_chord_types[$i]; + parse_chord($name . $type); + } +} + +unless(@chords) { + warn "$self: Found no valid chords\n"; + usage(); + exit 1; +} + +unless(defined($key)) { + $key = guess_key(); +} + +for(@chords) { + print_chord($_); +} + +if(defined $key) { + my $keyname = ucfirst($$notenames[$key]); + my $minkey = fix_note($key - 3); + my $minkeyname = ucfirst($$notenames[$minkey]); + print "Key: " . $keyname . " (" . $minkeyname . "m), " . $keysigs[$key] . "\n"; + print $keyname . " major scale: "; + for(@majorscale) { + my $note = ($key + $_) % 12; + print ucfirst($$notenames[$note]) . " "; + } + print "\n"; + print $minkeyname . " minor scale: "; + for(@minorscale) { + my $note = ($minkey + $_) % 12; + print ucfirst($$notenames[$note]) . " "; + } + print "\n"; +} + +# examples: + +# I know how to finger some chords, and need to know what they're called, +# what notes are in them, and what key (if any) those chords imply: +# chordspeller.pl 3,2,0,0,3,3 x,0,2,2,2,0 x,x,0,2,3,2 + +# I know the chords in a song, and need to know the key of the song: +# chordspeller.pl G A D + +# I know the chords in a song, and need to transpose it from G to A +# (up 2 semitones): +# chordspeller.pl -x2 G C Am D + +# Any of the above can be done in any tuning other than standard guitar +# tuning by way of a -t<tuning> argument (see the help for the list). + +__END__ +---=cut-here=------- +Gmin (ii) +10-10--|--|--|-10 + | | | | | | + |--|--|--|-11--| + | | | | | | + |--|-12-12--+--| + | | | | | | + |--|--|--|--+--| + | | | | | | + D G D G Bb D + 5 r 5 r b3 5 + +---=cut-here=------- + +Each chord is 20x12 with fretspan 3 and 6 strings (actually they're 19x11 +with 3 columns and one row of padding). This allows a printer page that's +80x66 chars to have a 4x5 grid of them (20 chords), with some room left +at the top/bottom for things like the key, scales, etc. Also a 80x24 +xterm can display a 4x2 grid (8 chords). + +Formula: +width = strings*3+1 + 3(padding) +height = (fretspan+1) * 2 + 1(padding) + 1(title) + 1(notes) + 1(intervals) + +Compressed form: +---=cut-here=------- +Gmin (ii) +10-10--|--|--|-10 + |--|--|--|-11--| + |--|-12-12--|--| + |--|--|--|--|--| + D G D G Bb D + 5 r 5 r b3 5 + +---=cut-here=------- +height = (fretspan+1) + 1(padding) + 1(title) + 1(notes) + 1(intervals) + +6string, span3, you get 20x8, or 4x8 on 80x66 page, or 4x3 on 80x25 xterm. + + +Very compressed form: +---=cut-here= +Gmin (ii) +1010-|-|-|10 + |-|-|-|11-| + |-|1212-|-| + |-|-|-|-|-| + D G D GBb D + 5 r 5 rb3 5 + +---=cut-here= +width = strings*2 + 1(padding) +height = (fretspan+1) + 1(padding) + 1(title) + 1(notes) + 1(intervals) + +13x8. Gives 6x8 on paper, 6x3 on xterm, but harder to read... not so bad +if all frets are single-digit though: + +---=cut-here= +G7 (I) + +-+-0-0-0-+ + |-|-|-|-|-1 + |-2-|-|-|-| + 3-|-|-|-|-| + G B D G B G + 1 3 5 1 3b7 + +---=cut-here= +(notice the + instead of |, in the 0 position) + diff --git a/cjackbay b/cjackbay new file mode 100755 index 0000000..7d68441 --- /dev/null +++ b/cjackbay @@ -0,0 +1,475 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl + +$VERSION="0.0.3"; +$CONFIG_PATH="/etc/cjackbay.conf:~/.cjackbay/cjackbayrc"; +$SAVEDIR="~/cjackbay/"; + +{ + no warnings; # recent perls throw lots of Curses::UI warnings. + use Curses::UI; +} + +use IO::Select; +use Getopt::Long; +use POSIX; + +use warnings; + +sub parse_jack_lsp { + my (@inputs, @outputs); + my $cmd = $config{jack_lsp_path}; + open my $lsp, "$cmd -s $jack_server_opt -cpt 2>&1|" or die $!; + + my $is_input = 0; + my $port; + my $name = ""; + my @conns = (); + for(<$lsp>) { + chomp; + #warn "$_\n"; + if(/jack.*not.*running/i) { + $cui->disable_timer("monitor-timer"); + my $ok = $cui->dialog( + -title => "Error", + -message => "JACK server '$jack_server_opt' not running", + -buttons => [ "ok" ], + ); + $cui->enable_timer("monitor-timer"); + return; + } else { + if(/^\s+(\d+\s+bit\s+.*)/) { + $port->{type} = $1; + } elsif(/^(\S.*)/) { + my $newname = $1; + undef $port; + $port->{name} = $newname; + } elsif(/^\tproperties:\s(.*+)/) { + my $props = $1; + $port->{is_input} = $props =~ /input/; + $port->{props} = $props; + if($port && $port->{is_input}) { + push @inputs, $port; + } elsif($port) { + push @outputs, $port; + } + } elsif(/^\s\s+(\S.*)/) { +#warn "pushing $1"; + push @{$port->{conns}}, $1; + } + } + } + + return (\@inputs, \@outputs); +} + + +sub update_listboxen { + my ($inputs, $outputs) = parse_jack_lsp; + my @leftvals; + my %leftlabs; + my @rightvals; + my @rightlabs; + + for(@$outputs) { + push @leftvals, $_; + $leftlabs{$_} = $_->{name}; + } + + for(@$inputs) { + push @rightvals, $_; + $rightlabs{$_} = $_->{name}; + } + + #warn "rightvals is @rightvals"; + my $oldleft = $leftbox->get_active_id(); + #warn "oldleft==$oldleft"; + my $oldright = $rightbox->get_active_id(); + $leftbox->onSelectionChange(sub { 1; }); + $leftbox->set_selection($oldleft); + $rightbox->onChange(sub { 1; }); + $leftbox->labels(\%leftlabs); + $leftbox->values(\@leftvals); + $rightbox->labels(\%rightlabs); + $rightbox->values(\@rightvals); + my @rports = @{$rightbox->{-values}}; +#my @rports = @{$rightbox->values()}; + #warn "\@rports is @rports"; + + $leftbox->set_selection($oldleft); + $leftbox->{-ypos} = $oldleft; + $rightbox->{-ypos} = $oldright; + $leftbox->onSelectionChange(\&update_right_box); + $leftbox->draw; + &update_right_box; +} + +sub update_right_box { + my $lport = $leftbox->get_active_value(); + my $oldright = $rightbox->get_active_id(); + $leftbox->onSelectionChange(sub { 1; }); + $leftbox->set_selection($leftbox->get_active_id()); + $leftbox->onSelectionChange(\&update_right_box); + #warn "lport->{name} is " . $lport->{name} . " conns is " . join(",", @{$lport->{conns}}); + my @rports = @{$rightbox->{-values}}; +#my @rports = @{$rightbox->values()}; + #warn "\@rports is @rports"; + my @to_select = (); + $rightbox->onChange(sub { 1; }); + $rightbox->clear_selection(); + for my $lconn (@{$lport->{conns}}) { + for my $i (0..$#rports) { + #warn "checking rport " . $rports[$i]->{name}; + if($lconn eq $rports[$i]->{name}) { + push @to_select, $i; + } + } + } + $rightbox->set_selection(@to_select); + $rightbox->{-ypos} = $oldright; + $rightbox->onChange(\&update_connections); + $rightbox->draw; +} + +sub update_connections { + my $lport = $leftbox->get_active_value(); + if(defined $lport) { + my @selected = $rightbox->get(); + my $active = $rightbox->get_active_value(); + if(grep { $_ == $active } @selected) { +#$cmd = "jack_connect \"" . $lport->{name} . "\" \"" . $active->{name} . "\""; + $cmd = $config{jack_connect_path} || "jack_connect"; + } else { +#$cmd = "jack_disconnect \"" . $lport->{name} . "\" \"" . $active->{name} . "\""; + $cmd = $config{jack_disconnect_path} || "jack_disconnect"; + } + open my $fh, "$cmd \"" . $lport->{name} . "\" \"" . $active->{name} . "\" 2>&1|" or die $!; + my $output = ""; + while(<$fh>) { $output .= $_; } + if(!close $fh) { + if(!$output) { + if($cmd eq 'jack_connect') { + $output = "No reason given; maybe tried to connect\n" . + "an audio port to a MIDI port or vice-versa?"; + } else { + $output = "No reason given; maybe another app\n" . + "already disconnected the ports?"; + } + } + } + if($output) { + $cui->disable_timer("monitor-timer"); + $cui->dialog( + -title => "$cmd failed", + -message => $output, + -buttons => [ "ok" ], + ); + $cui->enable_timer("monitor-timer"); + } + } +#sleep 1; + update_listboxen; +} + +sub make_listboxen { + my $lb = $win->add( + 'listbox_left', 'Listbox', + -x => 1, + -y => 1, + -border => 1, + -fg => "white", + -bg => "blue", + -title => 'Outputs', + -width => $width/2-2, + -onselchange => \&update_right_box, + -wraparound => 1, + ); + + $lb->set_binding(\&output_props_dialog, ("p", "P")); + + # GAAH! Before 1999 I never once saw "loose" as a misspelling of "lose", + # now it's enshrined in an API specification... + # Somehow the Internet is making us illiterate. + $lb->set_binding('loose-focus', (Curses::KEY_ENTER(), Curses::KEY_RIGHT(), " ")); + + my $rb = $win->add( + 'listbox_right', 'Listbox', + -x => $width/2, + -y => 1, + -multi => 1, + -border => 1, + -fg => "yellow", + -bg => "blue", + -title => 'Inputs', + -width => $width/2-2, + -wraparound => 1, + ); + + $rb->set_binding('loose-focus', (Curses::KEY_RIGHT())); + $rb->set_binding(\&input_props_dialog, ("p", "P")); + + return ($lb, $rb); +} + +sub props_dialog { + my $port = shift; + my $content = "Name: " . $port->{name}; + $content .= " " x (($width - 16) - length $content); + $content .= "\n"; + $content .= "Type: " . $port->{type} . "\n"; + + for($port->{props}) { + $content .= "Direction: "; + if(/input/i) { + $content .= "Input (writable)\n"; + } elsif(/output/i) { + $content .= "Output (readable)\n"; + } + + $content .= "Physical: "; + if(/physical/i) { + $content .= "Yes\n"; + } else { + $content .= "No\n"; + } + + $content .= "Terminal: "; + if(/terminal/i) { + $content .= "Yes\n"; + } else { + $content .= "No\n"; + } + + $content .= "Can Monitor: "; + if(/monitor/i) { + $content .= "Yes\n"; + } else { + $content .= "No\n"; + } + + if($port->{conns} && @{$port->{conns}}) { + $content .= "Connected to:\n"; + for my $conn (@{$port->{conns}}) { + $content .= "\t$conn\n"; + } + } else { + $content .= "Not Connected"; + } + } + $content =~ s/\n$//; + +#$content .= "longline" x 20; + $cut->disable_timer("monitor-timer"); + $cui->dialog( + -title => "Port Properties", + -message => $content, + -buttons => [ "ok" ], + ); + $cut->enable_timer("monitor-timer"); +} + +sub output_props_dialog { + props_dialog($leftbox->get_active_value()); +} + +sub input_props_dialog { + props_dialog($rightbox->get_active_value()); +} + +sub disconnect_all_dialog { + $cut->disable_timer("monitor-timer"); + my $got = $cui->dialog( + -title => "Warning", + -tbg => 'black', + -tfg => 'red', + -bg => 'black', + -fg => 'red', + -message => "You are about to remove all JACK connections.\n" . + "There is NO undo option. Are you sure you want\n" . + "to do this?", + -buttons => [ "no", "yes" ], + ); + $cut->enable_timer("monitor-timer"); + if($got == 1) { + my ($inputs, $outputs) = parse_jack_lsp; + for my $out (@$outputs) { + next unless $out->{conns}; + for my $in (@{$out->{conns}}) { + system("jack_disconnect \"" . $out->{name} . "\" \"" . $in . "\" 2>/dev/null"); + } + } + } + update_listboxen; +} + +# main(): + +$result = GetOptions( + 'server=s', \$jack_server_opt, + 'help', \$help_opt, + 'version', \$ver_opt, + ); + +$jack_server_opt = $ENV{JACK_DEFAULT_SERVER} if !defined $jack_server_opt; +$jack_server_opt = $config{default_jack_server} if !defined $jack_server_opt; +$jack_server_opt = "default" if !defined $jack_server_opt; + +($progname = $0) =~ s,.*/,,; +if($help_opt or !$result) { + print <<EOF; +$progname - Perl Curses::UI based JACK patchbay + +Usage: $progname [options] + +Options: + -s, --server <name> Connect to JACK server named <name> + -h, --help Display this help message + -v, --version Show $progname version + +See the manual ("man $progname") for more information. +EOF + exit !$result; +} + +if($ver_opt) { + print "$progname $VERSION\n"; + exit 0; +} + +%config = ( + default_jack_server => 'default', + jack_lsp_path => 'jack_lsp', + jack_connect_path => 'jack_connect', + jack_disconnect_path => 'jack_disconnect', + jack_evmon_path => 'jack_evmon', + jack_wait_path => 'jack_wait', + monitoring => 0, + border_bg_color => '', + border_fg_color => '', + banner_bg_color => '', + banner_fg_color => 'magenta', + tab_fg_color => '', + tab_bg_color => '', + output_bg_color => 'blue', + output_fg_color => 'white', + input_bg_color => 'blue', + input_fg_color => 'yellow', + ); + +@config_errs = (); +for my $file (split /:/, $CONFIG_PATH) { + my $origfile = $file; + $file =~ s/^~/$ENV{HOME}/; + if(open my $conf, "<$file") { + my $line = 0; + while(<$conf>) { + $line++; + s/\r//g; # in case the file's a DOS \r\n "text" file + chomp; + s/#.*//; # remove comments + s/^\s*//; # remove leading spaces + s/\s*$//; # remove trailing spaces + next if /^$/; # skip this line if nothing is left + if(!/=/) { + push @config_errs, "$origfile:$line: syntax error: missing = sign"; + next; + } + my($k, $v) = split /\s*=\s*/, $_, 2; + if(!exists $config{$k}) { + push @config_errs, "$origfile:$line: ignoring invalid key '$k'"; + next; + } else { + $config{$k} = $v; + } + } + } +} + +$cui = Curses::UI->new(-color_support => 1); +$win = $cui->add('win', 'Window', -border => 0); +$banner = $win->add('title', 'Label', -text => "cjackbay v$VERSION - [P]roperties [R]efresh [S]ave [L]oad [D]isconAll [Q]uit"); + +$width = $ENV{COLS} || 80; + +($leftbox, $rightbox) = make_listboxen; + +$banner->set_color_fg($config{banner_fg_color}) if $config{banner_fg_color}; +$banner->set_color_bg($config{banner_bg_color}) if $config{banner_bg_color}; + +$leftbox->set_color_bg($config{output_bg_color}) if $config{output_bg_color}; +$leftbox->set_color_fg($config{output_fg_color}) if $config{output_fg_color}; + +$rightbox->set_color_bg($config{input_bg_color}) if $config{input_bg_color}; +$rightbox->set_color_fg($config{input_fg_color}) if $config{input_fg_color}; + +$leftbox->set_color_tfg($config{tab_fg_color}) if $config{tab_fg_color}; +$rightbox->set_color_tfg($config{tab_fg_color}) if $config{tab_fg_color}; + +$leftbox->set_color_tbg($config{tab_bg_color}) if $config{tab_bg_color}; +$rightbox->set_color_tbg($config{tab_bg_color}) if $config{tab_bg_color}; + +$leftbox->set_color_bfg($config{border_fg_color}) if $config{border_fg_color}; +$rightbox->set_color_bfg($config{border_fg_color}) if $config{border_fg_color}; + +$leftbox->set_color_bbg($config{border_bg_color}) if $config{border_bg_color}; +$rightbox->set_color_bbg($config{border_bg_color}) if $config{border_bg_color}; + +update_listboxen; + +$leftbox->focus(); + +if(@config_errs) { + my $numerrs = scalar @config_errs; + my $showing = ':'; + my $s = @config_errs == 1 ? "" : "s"; + if($numerrs > 10) { + $#config_errs = 9; + $showing = ", showing first 10:"; + } + $cui->dialog( + -title => "Config File Error$s", + -message => "Found $numerrs error$s parsing config$showing\n" . + join("\n", @config_errs), + -buttons => [ "ok" ], + ); +} + +# Global key bindings +$cui->set_binding(sub { exit 0; }, ("q", "Q", Curses::UI::Common::CUI_ESCAPE())); +$cui->set_binding(\&update_listboxen, "r", "R", "\cL", Curses::UI::Common::KEY_F(5)); +$cui->set_binding(\&disconnect_all_dialog, "d", "D"); + +# Fire up the JACK monitoring "thread" (not really a thread!) +if($config{monitoring}) { + $cui->set_timer("monitor-timer", \&update_listboxen, 1); +} + +$cui->mainloop(); + +__END__ +$ jack_lsp -cp | cat -A +system:capture_1$ +^Iproperties: output,physical,terminal,$ +system:capture_2$ +^Iproperties: output,physical,terminal,$ +system:playback_1$ + bristol:out_left$ +^Iproperties: input,physical,terminal,$ +system:playback_2$ + bristol:out_right$ +^Iproperties: input,physical,terminal,$ +alsa_pcm:Midi-Through/midi_capture_1$ +^Iproperties: output,physical,terminal,$ +alsa_pcm:Midi-Through/midi_playback_1$ +^Iproperties: input,physical,terminal,$ +bristol:out_left$ + system:playback_1$ +^Iproperties: output,$ +bristol:out_right$ + system:playback_2$ +^Iproperties: output,$ +bristol:in_left$ +^Iproperties: input,$ +bristol:in_right$ +^Iproperties: input,$ +bristol:midi_in$ +^Iproperties: input,$ diff --git a/dasm2atasm b/dasm2atasm new file mode 100755 index 0000000..b7ebe66 --- /dev/null +++ b/dasm2atasm @@ -0,0 +1,362 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +=head1 NAME + +dasm2atasm - converts 6502 assembly in DASM syntax to ATASM (or MAC/65) format. + +=head1 SYNOPSIS + + dasm2atasm mycode.asm + +Writes output to I<mycode.m65> + + dasm2atasm stuff.asm other.m65 + +Reads from I<stuff.asm>, writes to I<other.m65> + +=head1 DESCRIPTION + +B<dasm2atasm> tries its best to convert DASM's syntax into something +that B<ATASM> can use. Since B<ATASM>'s syntax is 99% compatible with +that of B<MAC/65>, B<dasm2atasm> can be used for that as well. + +=head1 CAVEATS + +There are a few B<DASM> directives that aren't quite supported by +B<ATASM>. + +=over 4 + +=item echo + +In B<DASM> syntax, I<echo> can interpolate values, like so: + + echo $100-*, " bytes of zero page left" + +B<ATASM>'s closest equivalent to I<echo> is I<.warn>, but it doesn't +allow multiple arguments or interpolation. For now, B<dasm2atasm> just +comments out the line with the I<echo> directive. + +=item seg and seg.u + +B<ATASM> just plain doesn't support segments. These directives will +just be commented out. This I<shouldn't> have any effect on the +object code. + +=item sta.w, sty.w, stx.w + +B<ATASM> doesn't provide a way to force word addressing, when the operand +of a store instruction will allow zero page addressing to be used. You'll +run into this a lot in Atari 2600 code, or any other 6502 code that has to +maintain sync with an external piece of hardware (using word addressing +causes the 6502 to use an extra CPU cycle, which is the only way to cause +a 1-cycle delay). + +For now, we're just converting any I<st?.w> instructions to the appropriate +I<.byte> directives, like so: + + ;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `sta.w COLUPF', using .byte to generate opcode + .byte $8d, COLUPF, $00 + +This works fine if I<COLUPF> is a zero-page label. It's possible, though +unlikely, that you'll run across code where the programmer has used I<sta.w> +with a label that would already cause absolute word addressing to be used, +in which case the extra I<$00> will break our code (literally: I<$00> is +the I<BRK> instruction!) + +This isn't likely to be fixed by I<dasm2atasm>. The correct fix will be to +support I<sta.w> and friends in B<ATASM> itself, which may happen in the +future. + +=item . (dot) + +B<DASM> allows the use of I<.> or I<*> to represent the current program counter +in expressions. B<ATASM> only allows I<*>, and unless I want to include a +full expression-parser in B<dasm2atasm>, I can't reliably translate this. + +For now, you'll have to fix this yourself. Future versions will at least +make an attempt, but this one doesn't. + +=back + +=head1 AUTHOR + +B. Watson I<< <urchlay@urchlay.com> >>. Comments & constructive criticism +welcome, or just a friendly `hello'. Spam will be redirected to /dev/null +and so will the spammer's entire domain. + +=cut + +sub usage { + print <<EOF; +Usage: $0 -[aclmr] infile.asm [outfile.m65] + +EOF + exit 1; +} + +sub get_mac_sub { + my $rex = shift; + my $code = "sub { s/($rex)/\\U\$1/gio };"; + #warn "code is $code"; + return eval "$code"; +} + +sub unhex { + # makes a proper $xx, $xx, $xx list of bytes + # from a list of hex digits, spaces optional. + my $bytes = shift; + my $ret = ""; + + $bytes =~ s/\s//g; + + #warn "unhex: bytes is $bytes"; + + for($bytes =~ /(..)/g) { + #warn "unhex: found $_"; + $ret .= "\$$_, "; + } + + chop $ret; + chop $ret; + + return $ret; +} + +sub fix_include { + my $inc = shift; + my $old = $inc; + $inc =~ s/\.(\w+)("?)$/.m65$2/; + + if($recursive) { + system("$cmd $old $inc"); + } else { + warn "Don't forget to convert included file `$old' to .m65 format!\n"; + } + return $inc; +} + +sub do_subs { + # Do the dirty work of the substitutions. Only reason we have this + # as a subroutine of its own is for profiling purposes (and we do + # spend a *lot* of time here!) + my $line = shift; + + for($line) { + s/^(\@?\w+):/$1/; # no colons after labels, in atasm + s/%/~/g; # binary constant + s/!=/<>/g; # inequality + + s/^(\s+)\.?echo(.*)/;;;;;$1.warn$2/i && + do { warn "$in, line $.:\n\t`.warn' not fully compatible with dasm's `echo', commented out\n" } + && next; + + # This is supposed to change e.g. `bpl .label' to `bpl @label' + s/^(\s+)([a-z]{3})(\s+)\.(\w+)/$1$2$3\@$4/i + && next; + + + s/{(\d)}/%$1/g; # macro arg (gotta do this *after* bin. constants!) + +# atasm doesn't support shifts, emulate with multiply/divide + s/\s*<<\s*(\d+)/"*" . 2**$1/eg; + s/\s*>>\s*(\d+)/"\/" . 2**$1/eg; + +# atasm chokes sometimes when there's whitespace around an operator +# unfortunately, a construct like `bne *-1' can't afford to lose the +# space before the *... why, oh why, does * have to be both multiply and +# program counter? *sigh* + +# s/\s*([-!|\/+*&])\s*/$1/g; + +# ARGH. Why does dasm allow `byte #1, #2, #3'... and why do people *use* it?! + s/^(\s+)\.?byte(\s+)/$1.byte$2/i && do { s/#//g } && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?word(\s+)/$1.word$2/i && do { s/#//g } && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?dc\.w(\s+)/$1.word$2/i && do { s/#//g } && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?dc(?:\.b)?(\s+)/$1.byte$2/i && do { s/#//g } && next; + +# 20070529 bkw: turn ".DS foo" into ".DC foo 0" + s/^(\s+)\.?ds(\s+)(\S+)/$1.dc $3 0 /i && do { s/#//g } && next; + +# I really want to add `hex' to atasm. 'til then though, fake with .byte + s/^(\s+)\.?hex\s+(.*)/$1 . '.byte ' . + unhex($2)/ie && next; + + s/^(\s+)\.?subroutine(.*)/$1.local$2/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?include(\s+)(.*)/$1 . '.include' . $2 . fix_include($3)/gie + && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?equ\b/$1=/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?repeat\b/$1.rept/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?repend\b/$1.endr/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?endm\b/$1.endm/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?org(\s+)([^,]*).*$/$1*=$2$3/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?incbin\b/$1\.incbin/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?err(.*)/$1.error$2/i && next; # TODO: see if atasm allows `.error' with no message. + s/^(\s+)\.?ifconst\s+(.*)/$1.if .def $2/i + && next; # TODO: test this! + s/^(\s+)\.?else/$1.else/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?endif/$1.endif/i && next; + s/^(\s+)\.?if\s+(.*)/$1.if $2/i && next; + + # stuff that doesn't work: + s/^(\s+)(\.?seg(\..)?\s.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: `seg' not supported by atasm\n;;;;;$1$2/i + && next; + s/^(\s+)(\.?processor\s.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: `processor' not supported by atasm\n;;;;;$1$2/i + && next; + + s/^(\s+)sta\.w(\s+)(.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `sta.w $3', using .byte to generate opcode\n$1.byte \$8d, <$3, >$3/i + && next; + + s/^(\s+)stx\.w(\s+)(.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `stx.w $3', using .byte to generate opcode\n$1.byte \$8e, <$3, >$3/i + && next; + + s/^(\s+)sta\.w(\s+)(.*)/;;;;; dasm2atasm: was `sty.w $3', using .byte to generate opcode\n$1.byte \$8c, <$3, >$3/i + && next; + + # atasm lacks `align', so make up for it with a macro + if(s/(\s)\.?align(\s+)(.*)/$1ALIGN$2$3/i) { + if(!$align_defined) { # only gotta define it if not already defined. + for($align_macro) { + $_ =~ s/^/($linenum += 10) . " "/gme if $linenum; + $_ =~ s/\n/\x9b/g if $a8eol; + } + + print OUT $align_macro; # no, I wouldn't use these globals in a CS class assignment. + $align_defined++; + } + next; + } + + # macros. This is by far the biggest pain in the ass yet. + s/(\s)\.?mac\b/$1.macro/i; + if(/(\s)\.macro(\s+)(\w+)/) { + $mac_regex .= "|\\b$3\\b"; + $mac_sub = get_mac_sub($mac_regex); + } + + if(ref $mac_sub) { # if we've found at least one macro so far... + &$mac_sub; # CAPITALIZE everything matching a macro name + } # note: this code assumes macros are *always* defined before they're + # used. atasm requires this, but does dasm? + + } + return $line; +} + +## main() ## + +$ca65 = 0; +$a8eol = 0; +$linenum = 0; +$recursive = 0; + +$cmd = $0; + +while($ARGV[0] =~ /^-/i) { + my $opt = shift; + $cmd .= " $opt"; + + if($opt eq "-c") { + $ca65++; + } elsif($opt eq "-a") { + $a8eol++; + } elsif($opt eq "-l") { + $linenum = 1000; + } elsif($opt eq "-m") { + $a8eol++; + $linenum = 1000; + } elsif($opt eq "-r") { + $recursive++; + } elsif($opt eq "--") { + last; + } else { + warn "Unknown option '$opt'\n"; + usage; + } +} + +if($ca65 && ($linenum || $a8eol)) { + die "Can't use line numbers and/or Atari EOLs with ca65 output\n"; +} + +$align_macro = <<EOF; +;;;;;; ALIGN macro defined by dasm2atasm + .macro ALIGN + *= [[*/%1]+1] * %1 + .endm +EOF + +$align_defined = 0; # we only need to emit the macro definition once. + +$in = shift || usage; +$out = shift; + +($out = $in) =~ s/(\.\w+)?$/.m65/ unless $out; + +die "$0: can't use $in for both input and output\n" if $out eq $in; + +open IN, "<$in" or die "Can't read $in: $!\n"; +open OUT, ">$out" or die "Can't write to $out: $!\n"; + +$hdr = <<EOF; +;;; Converted from DASM syntax with command: +; $cmd $in $out + +EOF + +for($hdr) { + $_ =~ s/^/($linenum += 10) . " "/gme if $linenum; + $_ =~ s/\n/\x9b/g if $a8eol; +} + +print OUT $hdr; + +if($ca65) { + print OUT <<EOF; +;;; ca65 features enabled by dasm2atasm +; To build with ca65: +; ca65 -o foo.o -t none foo.asm +; ld65 -o foo.bin -t none foo.o +.FEATURE pc_assignment +.FEATURE labels_without_colons + +EOF +} + +$mac_regex = "!THIS_ISNT_SUPPOSED_TO_MATCH"; +$mac_sub = ""; # this will be the code ref we call to match $mac_regex + +while(<IN>) { + chomp; + s/\r//; # you might not want this on dos/win, not sure if it matters. + $label = ""; + + if(/^(\w+)\s*=\s*\1/i) { + print OUT ";;;;; dasm2atasm: labels are case-insensitive in atasm\n"; + $line = ";;;;; $_ ; This assignment is an error in atasm"; + next; + } + +# do this before we split out the label: + s/^\./\@/; # local label (dot in dasm, @ in atasm) + + if(s/^([^:;\s]*):?(\s+)/$2/) { + $label = $1; + } + + ($line, $comment) = split /;/, $_, 2; + next unless $line; + + $line = do_subs($line); + +} continue { + if($linenum) { + print OUT "$linenum "; + $linenum += 10; + } + + print OUT $label if $label; + print OUT $line if $line; + print OUT ";$comment" if $comment; + print OUT ($a8eol ? "\x9b" : "\n"); +} diff --git a/find_key b/find_key new file mode 100755 index 0000000..485e728 --- /dev/null +++ b/find_key @@ -0,0 +1,176 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +# Key detection. Uses libsndfile + its perl bindings, vamp-plugin-sdk, +# qm-vamp-plugins, and mplayer (for decoding mp3 files, since sndfile +# doesn't) + +# Output is the output from the qm-keydetector plugin (with its key numbers +# converted to key names), followed by a list of all keys detected, sorted +# descending by the amount of the song that was in that key. + +# The user is expected to understand what relative keys are: if 70% of the song +# is in G and 30% is in E minor (same actual key, relative minor), it's up to +# the user to listen to the song and decide whether it sounds more major or minor. + +# 20140107 bkw: hack to add support for anything SndFile can't read, by +# using mplayer to convert to tmp.wav + +use Audio::SndFile; + +our @keynames = split /\s/, 'none C Db D Eb E F F# G Ab A Bb B Cm C#m Dm Ebm Em Fm F#m Gm G#m Am Bbm Bm none'; + +our %relative_majors = ( + 'Cm' => 'Eb', + 'C#m' => 'E', + 'Dm' => 'F', + 'Ebm' => 'F#', + 'Em' => 'G', + 'Fm' => 'Ab', + 'F#m' => 'A', + 'Gm' => 'Bb', + 'G#m' => 'B', + 'Am' => 'C', + 'Bbm' => 'Db', + 'Bm' => 'D', + ); + +our %relative_minors = ( + 'Eb' => 'Cm', + 'E' => 'C#m', + 'F' => 'Dm', + 'F#' => 'Ebm', + 'G' => 'Em', + 'Ab' => 'Fm', + 'A' => 'F#m', + 'Bb' => 'Gm', + 'B' => 'G#m', + 'C' => 'Am', + 'Db' => 'Bbm', + 'D' => 'Bm', + ); + +if(!@ARGV || $ARGV[0] =~ /^--?h(elp)?/) { + print <<EOF; +$0: Find key of music in audio (or maybe video) files. + +Usage: $0 [-m|-M] file.wav [file.wav ...] + +-m: Force all keys to minor +-M: Force all keys to major +EOF + exit 0; +} + +for(@ARGV) { + if(/^-M/) { + $fold_major = 1; + $fold_minor = 0; + next; + } elsif(/^-m/) { + $fold_major = 0; + $fold_minor = 1; + next; + } + + my $sec; + { + my $sf; + eval { + $sf = Audio::SndFile->open("<", $_); + }; + if($@) { + warn "Extracting to tmp.wav\n"; + system("mplayer -vo null -ao pcm:fast:file=tmp.wav \"$_\""); + $sf = Audio::SndFile->open("<", "tmp.wav"); + $_ = "tmp.wav"; + } + $sec = ($sf->frames) * (1 / $sf->samplerate); + } + printf "file is %03.2f sec\n", $sec; + + my $oldstamp = -1; + my $oldkey = -1; + + my $got = `vamp-simple-host qm-vamp-plugins:qm-keydetector "$_" 2`; + die "Analysis failed\n" unless defined $got; + + print "\n"; + + my @got = split "\n", $got; +## for my $line (@got) { +## my ($pre, $post) = split(/:/, $line); +## my $gotkey = $keynames[$post]; +## my $gotrel; +## if($gotkey =~ /m$/) { +## $gotrel = get_relative_major($gotkey); +## } else { +## $gotrel = get_relative_minor($gotkey); +## } +## $line =~ s/:\s(\d+)\s*/": $gotkey ($gotrel)"/e; +## print $line . "\n"; +## } + + for(@got) { + my ($key, $relkey); + s/^\s*//; + s/\s*$//; + my ($stamp, $keynum) = split /: /, $_; + $keynum =~ s/\s.*//; + $key = $keynames[$keynum]; + if($fold_major) { + $key = get_relative_major($key); + } elsif($fold_minor) { + $key = get_relative_minor($key); + } + if($key =~ /m$/) { + $relkey = get_relative_major($key); + } else { + $relkey = get_relative_minor($key); + } + if($oldstamp != -1) { + $times{$oldkey} += ($stamp - $oldstamp); + } + $oldstamp = $stamp; + $oldkey = $key; + print "$stamp: $key ($relkey)\n"; + } + + $times{$oldkey} += ($sec - $oldstamp); + + print "\n"; + for(sort { $times{$b} <=> $times{$a} } keys %times) { + printf "%3s: %4.2f sec, %4.2f%%\n", $_, $times{$_}, $times{$_} / $sec * 100; + } +} + +sub get_relative_major { + my $key = shift || die "missing key"; + return $relative_majors{$key} || $key; +} + +sub get_relative_minor { + my $key = shift || die "missing key"; + return $relative_minors{$key} || $key; +} + +__END__ +Output of plugin: +- Estimated key (from C major = 1 to B major = 12 and C minor = 13 to B minor = 24) + +Looks like: + 0.000000000: 23 + 54.984852607: 16 + 59.443083900: 4 + 71.331700680: 16 + 78.019047619: 18 + 78.762086167: 23 + 95.108934240: 18 + 97.338049886: 4 + 110.712743764: 9 + 112.198820861: 23 + 210.279909297: 18 + 215.481179138: 4 + 216.967256235: 18 + 222.168526077: 11 + 231.084988662: 4 + 234.057142857: 2 diff --git a/find_tuning b/find_tuning new file mode 100755 index 0000000..cbb4d73 --- /dev/null +++ b/find_tuning @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +# 20110531 bkw: dirt-stupid wrapper for nnls-chroma's tuning estimator. +# Depends on vamp-plugin-sdk and nnls-chroma. Will choke on some filenames +# (e.g. ones with double-quotes, backticks, dollar signs...) + +# 20121106 bkw: Adding support for other formats besides wav/ogg/flac. + +# Although vamp-simple-host uses libsndfile, which supports ogg/vorbis, +# in practice it doesn't work real well: takes 120x (!) as long to analyze +# an ogg file as it does to extract with oggdec and analyze that. + +# Basically, anything that isn't named .wav or .flac will get decoded to wav +# with mplayer. This means we can actually use find_tuning on video files. +# It also means we're trusting the input filename extension to be correct! + +if($ARGV[0] && $ARGV[0] eq '-q') { + $quiet++; + shift; +} + +for(@ARGV) { + my $infile; + my $rm_infile = 0; + my $vamperrfile = "/tmp/find_tuning_$$.vamperrs"; + + if(/\.(?:wav|flac)$/i) { + $infile = $_; + } else { + $infile = "/tmp/find_tuning_$$.wav"; + $rm_infile = 1; + warn "Decoding $_ with mplayer\n" unless $quiet; + system("mplayer -really-quiet -benchmark -vo null -ao pcm:fast:file=\"$infile\" \"$_\""); + } + + warn "Analyzing with nnls-chroma\n" unless $quiet; + $freq = `vamp-simple-host nnls-chroma.so:tuning "$infile" 2>$vamperrfile`; + chomp $freq; + + $freq =~ s/.*: //s || do { + $errs = `cat $vamperrfile`; + die "Analysis failed: $errs\n"; + }; + + $freq =~ s/\s.*//; + $cents = 1200 * (log($freq/440)/log(2)); + + if($quiet) { + printf "%+2.2f\n", $cents; + } else { + printf "\n$_: A = $freq Hz, %+2.2f cents\n", $cents; + } + + unlink $infile if $rm_infile; + unlink $vamperrfile; +} diff --git a/fixrtcaps b/fixrtcaps new file mode 100755 index 0000000..ba7978d --- /dev/null +++ b/fixrtcaps @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +#!/bin/bash + +# Released into the public domain by B. Watson <yalhcru@gmail.com> +# No warranty of any kind. If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces. + +BINDIRS="/usr/bin /usr/local/bin" + +fix_rt_caps() { + echo "Looking for JACK binaries in $1" + cd "$1" || return + find . -type f | xargs file | grep ELF.*executable | cut -d: -f1 | while read bin; do + if ldd $bin 2>/dev/null | grep -q libjack; then + echo "setting caps on $( readlink -f $1/$bin )" + /sbin/setcap cap_ipc_lock,cap_sys_nice=ep $bin + fi + done +} + +if [ "$1" = "-h" -o "$1" = "--help" ]; then + cat <<EOF +$( basename $0 ) v1.0: set POSIX realtime priority and unlimited memory lock +capabilities on JACK-using binaries. + +Usage: $( basename $0 ) <optional list of directories> + +With no arguments, the default list of directories is: + $BINDIRS +EOF + exit 0 +fi + +if [ $# = 0 ]; then + set $BINDIRS +fi + +for dir in "$@"; do fix_rt_caps $dir; done diff --git a/freqnote.pl b/freqnote.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..eaf68ab --- /dev/null +++ b/freqnote.pl @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +# convert a frequency to a note name. +# formula came from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Note +# p = 69 + 12 * log2(f/440) +# ...where f is in Hz and p is the MIDI note number + +@notenames = ( + 'C', 'C#', 'D', 'D#', 'E', 'F', 'F#', 'G', 'G#', 'A', 'A#', 'B' + ); + +sub log2 { + return log($_[0])/log(2); +} + +sub midi2note { + my $pitch = int(shift); + my $class = $notenames[$pitch % 12]; + my $octave = int($pitch / 12) - 1; + return $class . $octave; +} + +for(@ARGV) { + my $p = 69 + 12 * log2($_ / 440); + my $pitch = int($p); + my $cents = int(($p - $pitch) * 1000)/10; + if($cents > 50) { + $pitch++; + $cents = $cents - 100; + } + if($cents == 0) { + $cents = ""; + } elsif($cents > 0) { + $cents = "+$cents" . "c"; + } else { + $cents .= "c"; + } + print $_ . "Hz = MIDI $pitch = " . midi2note($pitch) . " $cents\n"; +} @@ -0,0 +1,158 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env bash +# +# lddsafe - Safely print shared library dependencies (similar to ldd). +# Author: Ricardo Garcia Gonzalez. +# Author: Ivan Mironov. +# License: Public domain code. +# + +# Better for grep and expected output of other tools. +export LANG=C + +# Expand globs to nothing when no match is found. +shopt -s nullglob + +# Print error and exit. +die() +{ + echo "ERROR: $1" 1>&2 + exit 1 +} + +# Find required program. +findexec() +{ + which "$1" >/dev/null 2>/dev/null || die "$1 not found" +} + +# Check file exists and is readable. +checkreadable() +{ + [ -r "$1" ] || die "$1 missing or not readable" +} + +# Check for bash version. +[ -n "$BASH_VERSION" ] || die "Bash required" +[ ${BASH_VERSINFO[0]} -ge 4 ] || die "Bash version 4 or later required" + +# Check needed programs. +findexec objdump +findexec readelf +findexec dirname +findexec sed + +# Check needed files. +checkreadable /etc/ld.so.conf + +# Check arguments. +[ "$1" == "-n" ] && recursive=0 || recursive=1 +[ "$1" == "-n" ] && shift +if [ $# -eq 0 ]; then + echo "Usage: $( basename $0 ) [-n] FILE..." 2>&1 + exit 1 +fi +for arg in "$@"; do + checkreadable "$1" +done + +# Recursively print the list of files included from /etc/ld.so.conf. +ld_so_conf_deps() +{ + echo "$1" + dirname="$( dirname "$1" )" + patterns="$( sed -n 's/^include[\ \t]\+\(.\+\)$/\1/p' "$1" )" + set -o noglob + for pattern in $patterns; do + set +o noglob + case $pattern in + /*) + for file in $pattern; do + ld_so_conf_deps "$file" + done + ;; + *) + for file in $dirname/$pattern; do + ld_so_conf_deps "$file" + done + ;; + esac + done + set +o noglob +} + +# Additional library directories. +LD_LIBRARY_PATH_LIBS="${LD_LIBRARY_PATH//:/ }" +MORELIBDIRS="$( sed '/^include[\ \t]/d' $( ld_so_conf_deps /etc/ld.so.conf ) )" + +# Search for a given library name. +searchlib() +{ + found=0 + for libdir in $LIBDIRS; do + path="$libdir"/"$1" + if [ -r "$path" ]; then + found=1 + break + fi + done + [ $found -eq 1 ] && echo "$path" +} + +# Already visited libraries. +declare -A VISITEDLIBS + +# Print dependency results, recursively. +recursivedeps() +{ + for lib in $( objdump -p "$1" | \ + sed -n 's,^ *NEEDED \+\([^ ]\+\) *$,\1,p' ); do + if [ ! "${VISITEDLIBS[$lib]}" ]; then + VISITEDLIBS["$lib"]=1 + file=`searchlib "$lib"` + if [ "$file" ]; then + echo " $lib => $file" + [ $recursive -eq 1 ] && recursivedeps "$file" + else + echo " $lib => not found" + fi + fi + done +} + +# Search symbol names in library directories. +for arg in "$@"; do + # Print file name when more than one file given. + [ $# -gt 1 ] && echo "${arg}:" + + # Set appropriate library search directories. + class=$( readelf -h $arg 2>/dev/null | \ + sed -n 's/^[ \t]*Class:[\ \t]\+\(.\+\)/\1/p' ) + if [ -z "$class" ]; then + echo "$arg: not an ELF file" 2>&1 + continue + fi + if [ $class != ELF32 -a $class != ELF64 ]; then + echo "$arg: unknown ELF format" 2>&1 + continue + fi + if [ $class == ELF64 ]; then + if [ -d /lib64 ]; then + stdlibs="/lib64 /usr/lib64" + else + stdlibs="/lib /usr/lib" + fi + else # $class == ELF32 + if [ -d /lib32 ]; then + stdlibs="/lib32 /usr/lib32" + else + stdlibs="/lib /usr/lib" + fi + fi + LIBDIRS="$LD_LIBRARY_PATH_LIBS $MORELIBDIRS $stdlibs" + + # Get a unique list of library dependencies for this argument. + unset VISITEDLIBS + declare -A VISITEDLIBS + recursivedeps "$arg" +done +exit 0 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +#!/bin/sh + +for i in "$@"; do + echo "$i:" + lddsafe -n $i|awk '{ print $3 }'| xargs lddsafe -n | sed 's,^, ,' + echo +done diff --git a/mkclick.pl b/mkclick.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..292ec8d --- /dev/null +++ b/mkclick.pl @@ -0,0 +1,663 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl + +# mkclick.pl, click track generator. +# No external modules, binaries, or data files, we just need perl 5.x. + +use bytes; +use warnings; + +# These 3 are hard-coded constants (could be changed if you really want to) +$samprate = 48000; +$defaultduration = 600; +$defaultfile = "klik.wav"; + +$defaultmin = $defaultduration / 60; + +$self = $0; +$self =~ s,.*/,,; + +# this script contains the click sound as a hexdump of a 16-bit mono 48k wav, +# so we don't depend on any external files. +while(<DATA>) { + chomp; + $click .= pack("H*", $_); +} + +# number of samples (NOT bytes!) in the click sound. If the tempo is above ~305, +# this gets reassigned to whatever size we trim the click sound to. +$clicksamp = length($click) / 2; + +sub usage { + warn $self . ": " . $_[0] . "\n\n" if $_[0]; + warn <<EOF; +$self, 20131119 B. Watson <yalhcru\@gmail.com> + +Generates a click track of a given tempo and duration. +Licensed under the WTFPL. + +Usage: $self [tempo] <[duration]> + +tempo is in beats per minute (floating point). + +duration is seconds, default $defaultduration (aka $defaultmin minutes). + +Output is written to $defaultfile if standard output is a tty, or +to standard output if it's not a tty (e.g. if it's redirected or piped). + +Output is a mono 48k signed 16-bit .wav file, ready to be imported into +ardour (for example). Note to ardour 2.x users: don't name a track "click" +or you won't be able to load your session next time you start ardour! + +There is no time signature because there are no accents. The output is just +a series of identical clicks, which you can think of as 3/4, 4/4, or +whatever your song is in. + +The click sound came from the "GMKit" drum sample set distributed with +the Hydrogen drum machine. If you've never used Hydrogen, check it out at +http://www.hydrogen-music.org +EOF + exit 1; +} + +my ($bpm, $duration, $timesig) = @ARGV; +usage() unless $bpm && ($bpm =~ /^[.\d]+$/); +$duration = $defaultduration unless $duration; + +# $period is in samples, not bytes +$period = $samprate * 60 / $bpm; + +# if the tempo is so fast that each beat is shorter than the length of the +# click sound, we cut off the end of the click sound. This works OK for any +# sane tempo someone might actually be able to play at. +if($period < $clicksamp) { + $click = substr($click, 0, $period); + $clicksamp = $period / 2; +} + +if(-t STDOUT) { + $outfile = $defaultfile; + warn "$self: writing click track to $defaultfile\n"; +} else { + warn "$self: writing click track to standard output\n"; +} + +$limit = $duration * $samprate; + +$next = $period; +$pos = 0; +$outsamp = 0; + +# An earlier version of this script used to open a pipe to sox and write +# raw samples to it. Now the output gets built up in a string in memory, +# which means we don't depend on sox being present, plus it turns out to +# be faster (unless you run out of memory, but 10 minutes of audio is less +# than 60 megabytes, shouldn't be a problem for anyone able to run perl 5.x). +$output = ""; + +# The loop below could probably be more elegant, but it works as is. +# No interpolation is done, the clicks start on an even sample boundary, +# so we keep track of where we are and where we should be in the output +# stream, to minimize jitter. Result is that every click is either on time +# or less than 1/48000 sec early (a robot drummer might notice that +# amount of jitter but no human will). +# The results were tested by importing into ardour and listening to the +# imported audio mixed with ardour's built-in click (well, beep) track. +while($next <= $limit) { + my $silence = (int($next) - int($pos)) - $clicksamp; + $output .= $click; + $outsamp += $clicksamp; + $output .= +(chr(0).chr(0)) x $silence; + $outsamp += $silence; + $pos = $next; + $next += $period; +} + +if($outfile) { + open OUT, ">$outfile" or die "$self: can't create $outfile: $@\n"; + select(OUT); +} + +# print RIFF header with correct length, followed by the output samples. +# If you really want to know how the fmt chunk is defined, go look up +# the wav file spec on wikipedia or something. +print "RIFF" . + pack("V*", length($output) + 0x24) . # riff data length + "WAVE" . # yes, it's a wav file + "fmt " . # format chunk follows: + pack("H*", "100000000100010080bb00000077010002001000") . # means '48k mono signed 16-bit', honest + "data" . # data chunk contains the samples... + pack("V*", length($output)) . # ...and is this long. + $output; # rest of the file is the actual samples + +exit 0; + +# The data after __END__ came from: +# flac --decode /usr/share/hydrogen/data/drumkits/GMkit/stick_Woody.flac -c > click.wav +# sox click.wav -r 48000 click.raw tempo 1.5 +# perl -Mbytes -e 'undef $/; $a=<>; $b=unpack("H*", $a); $b=~s,(.{72}),\1\n,g; print $b' < click.raw + +# Without the 'tempo 1.5', max bpm would be limited to 205. With it, max bpm +# is around 300, and the sped-up click samples still sound good to me (and if +# the max is exceeded, chopping off the end of the click *still* sounds OK). + +__END__ +2700f6ffc4ffe40060ff0ef989f3b2f9180d7b1b5314ebfa53db53c106bf9addd6032017 +4418e312e31337213a37c44243302dffbdc33a9ebaac03f1812bb5311e1d5307ebf184d9 +49d95ff5bf0741ed15b7f3a04eb88fda3edec9db70f371f344d251cdcededaeca5fbf0f1 +d9e720e85cf071f13accfcc705dccfeb071d0541723e852b80034fe0d3d6ebf3282c3128 +e7ff9dded4e0f9fac5f11af53cbf97c348242cde66bc8d09741bb2394526110a5d16ba23 +f33f6e161fe7208e389ec630e20435f83619840e6e119b0963228c207b360518ac3ca83b +2ee1dc137ee9091c7b5e17287d3c67212d1db10f28087b194126314f635086481e34e135 +c23af62e5a1eb3fbcbe1cace78e37e092c36a2590f5e944d2d26a50538f628ffb10aa00b +9efaccded3e4e709d83bd45c555e83523b430b33a230ea3f23475f41c33710328f377042 +8f47dc3bad238d0afbee46d4f2c7e2cbabcac4be25bd91c3f1cd74e0f2f0c3f507eeebe9 +98f52e075b108d0b9cfdcbeb56dd7dde8beda0f82ef81cf681f971fa47f4e1f14bfacf0a 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+f3ffe6ffe8ffe8ffe8ffe8fff6fffafff5ff0500080008000300f0ffe7ffe8ffe9fff8ff +0900070014001a0015001c000c00 diff --git a/noobfarm b/noobfarm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6f865fc --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm @@ -0,0 +1,25288 @@ +This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English. + +<Goblet> let's emulate netbios? +<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE +& +lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE +<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE +<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE +THERE! I'M HERE! +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES? +<sjmSK> AT LEA +ST NOT ME +<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME +<sjmSK> NOT ME +<_jv> NOT ME +<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT. +<bLeRp> MEEEE! +<G +oblet> (blerp is a samba box) +<__pint> HEY I AM HERE! +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL +ABOUT US TO OTHERS + IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE? +<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..." +<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI +LL BE THAT ONE! +<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<__pint> I AM! +<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> I AM! +<sjmSK> I'M NOT +< +holox> ME! +<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> ME! +<bLeRp> MEEEEE! +<holox> I'M HERE! +<sjmSK> WANTY0UME +<Goblet> NICE THAT +YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> MEEEE! +<bLeRp> NO, I AM! +<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file. +<bLeRp> I'M +THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE! +<Goblet> __pint, luckily :) +<__pint> NO, MEEEE! +<Goblet> cool netbios emulation +<__pint> <blue screen& +gt; + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC +% +< octan> why do you need 2 gw's +< Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:52 UTC +% +From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/ +Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires +Administrator privileges... Um??? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #3 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:58 UTC +% +< robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to +constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) or +learn major new things. For now, at least, I choose option #1. +< john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data? +< john83> slackware sux +< robw810> Well, there goes that answer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #4 + Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:38 UTC +% +< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we did it +w/o any lube +< straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot +< tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool +< straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs +< tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ? +< straterra> Or..public logs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #5 + Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:08:01 UTC +% +-!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined +#slackman +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> i got pwnt +< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness +< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> lmfao +< Lambda> uber pwnt +< Lambda> i got uber pwnt +< Lambda> help e +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> oh god +< Lambda> please help me +< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD +< Lambda> HELP +< Lambda> PLEASE +-!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit [] +-!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ +< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS +< Lambda> :) +<@robw810> excuse me? +< Lambda> SUCK +< Lambda> MY +< Lambda> BALLS +< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER? +< Lambda> LMFSAO +< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling? +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS +< Lambda> UR THE TROL +< Lambda> ROFL +< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED +< Lambda> ? +< Lambda> BY ME +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< theblackbox> lol, how creative +< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> :) +< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here. +< Lambda> I OWN J00 +< rob0> bye +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away. +< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK +< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP +-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by +robw810 +-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810] +* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :) +<@robw810> :D + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #6 + Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC +% +< straterra> Lunch time at hoooters! +< fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut +< robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D +< fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease +< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay. ;-) +< fluffd> buahaha + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #7 + Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:19:07 UTC +% +BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such... +< Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule? +< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 -p tcp -j +DROP +< Rawplayer> nothing? +< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie garbage ;P +< maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing +< Rawplayer> :P +< robw810> Sounds like my wife... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #8 + Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:54:49 UTC +% +JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone dares +to say +anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-) + +Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound? Please submit a work order so that we can +get someone out to fix it as soon as possible. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #9 + Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:21:11 UTC +% +<@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1 +< fred> what's it currently? +< fred> if it's gcc 3, no. +<@sadiq> its 4.1 +< fred> if it's 4.0, sure +< fred> erm... +<@sadiq> yea. +<@Polar> :/ +< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to 4.1.somethingHigher? +<@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1 +< fred> can I troll debian now? +< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that gcc4.1 is +in fact not gcc4.1 +<@sadiq> yep. +* sadiq pastebins +< fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware. +* fred thanks sadiq for permission. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #10 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:57:54 UTC +% +<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #11 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC +% +< fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #12 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:14 UTC +% +< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very often :-P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #13 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:19:18 UTC +% +<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit +<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin +<Dominian> hehe +<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him +<Dominian> might as well use bengay +<Dominian> no pun intended +<robw810> haha +<Dominian> hehe +<Dominian> well maybe a little +<Straterra> wow +<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs +<robw810> That was wrong +<Dominian> lol +<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron" +wrong +<Straterra> lol +<Dominian> lol +<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's" +<Dominian> lmao + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #14 + Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC +% +< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html +< `2StupidDogz> any ideea? +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come +from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something +that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created +/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ... +< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do? +< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself? +< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied.. +< robw810> yeah +< robw810> WHY? +< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out.. +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^ +< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it +will "help out?" +< `2StupidDogz> ... +< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines) +< `2StupidDogz> youre right.. +< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #15 + Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC +% +< man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing? +< robw810> Radioactive decay +< robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #16 + Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:00 UTC +% +< fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux +< hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux +< fragged> lmao +< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but Linux learns +you. +< hbx> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #17 + Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:19 UTC +% +< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? +< straterra> Depends +< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ? +< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i +a woodchuck could chuck wood +< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck, +but with a larger memory footprint +< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood +enviroment +< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment +< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ? +< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego +< Zal> er, -z :-) +< mwalling> no, -r +< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to +be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck +< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring +< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo +< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has +the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it +< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his +name..god? +< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h> +< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl +< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood +and then it would be put under the GPL +< straterra> Oh, ok then. +< mwalling> general woodchuck license +< straterra> What about procreation though? +< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the +families +< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks +< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that +< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction +< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters? +< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with +a patched woodchuck +< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks +< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it +< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a + bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood? +< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone? +< mwalling> see rfc 1149 +< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory +< phrag> mwalling, rofl +< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high +latencies +< straterra> Might need something a bit faster +< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient +< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it +< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory +through step by step brain surgery +< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a +shit on your car should not be trusted +< straterra> mwalling: ROFL +< fadumpt> ROFL +< inflex> O_o +< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful +< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy? +< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me +< mwalling> could smell bad +< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks +< straterra> That could work +< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though +< phrag> am i drunk? +< straterra> phrag: perhaps +< mwalling> phrag: are we all? +< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a +problem +* skac pulls out the breath tester. +< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one +goes down +< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks? +< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir. +< fadumpt> sure +* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno +< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean? +< phrag> it means i'm good to go +< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction +< mwalling> boom +< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver +< fadumpt> then we're all screwed +< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source +< fadumpt> lawsuits insue + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #18 + Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC +% +< Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical. +< debdexter> right +< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours away :P + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #19 + Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:19:59 UTC +% +< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement +last night +< straterra> Swear to god +< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream +< straterra> Yeah +< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our +copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and +they said "Fine..we will.." +< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream! +< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but +they never did +< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh +< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #20 + Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC +% +< straterra> Go to hell Abigail +< Dominian> hehe +< Dominian> yeah poor abigail was dead last night for a few hours +< straterra> That's how I like 'em +< straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #21 + Added: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:28:51 UTC +% +< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty Devs +bring us binaries + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #22 + Added: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:55:00 UTC +% +Over email while at work (ryan == coworker): + +dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough* +ryan: What? Are we at the doctors or something? +dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #23 + Added: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:39 UTC +% +<badagentx> How do I add a loop device to my fstab? +<dadexter> man mount +<dadexter> as per gm152 +<robw810> You guys are all about mounting mans today :/ +<dadexter> robw810: you like it +<robw810> dadexter: not my thing :) +<dadexter> that's not what you said last night +<robw810> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #24 + Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:21 UTC +% +<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was something +wrong and ran make clean :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #25 + Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:31 UTC +% +< dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of +Nobel prize + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #26 + Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:55:48 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline +for six months. +< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it +< Dominian> hhe +<+Alan_Hicks> Nope. The power button was broke. +<+alienBOB> Haha +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> that's hiliarious +<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace +this machine. :^) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #27 + Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC +% +< NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol +< NetEcho> until I beat every level +< NetEcho> wish me luck lol +< Fenix-Dark> silly +< NetEcho> no crazy lol +< Fenix-Dark> never played any of the * tycoon series +< Dominian> They should create a Porn Tycoon +< Fenix-Dark> lol +< NetEcho> indeed +< StratWork> Porn Tycoon?! +< Dominian> heh +< StratWork> I'm game +< StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh.... +< StratWork> Errr...man on woman action.. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #28 + Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:11:08 UTC +% +<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that +my wireless mouse batteries were missing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #29 + Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:20:49 UTC +% +< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore? i was in the cub scouts, do +you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk +crap like you were in Nam or something + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #30 + Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:07 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ]; +then upgradepkg $#; fi } +< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever +worked anyhow. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #31 + Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:19:32 UTC +% +<Mithridat> hi all +<Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820) +<Mithridat> but i did not install lan card +<Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC +<Mithridat> can you help me?? +[2 minutes later] +<Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all +<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude +D820) +<Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card +<Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC +<Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me?? +<Mithridat> hey can you see my question? +* Mithridat has quit () +[10 minutes] +* MithridateS (i=mithrida@85.198.55.209) has joined #slackman +<MithridateS> hi again +<MithridateS> are you there? +* MithridateS has quit () +<acidchild> whats the point in doing that... +<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a +realistic question. +<acidchild> heh. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #33 + Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:15 UTC +% +* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade +<rworkman> NO +<rworkman> He's not smart enough to hold on. +* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_ +* rworkman leaves +* theorem_ runs behind a chair +* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair +<dadexter> you're holding the damn thing genius +* theorem_ drops the grenade +* mwalling_ runs +* dadexter ducks +* mwalling_ nods +<theorem_> good thing it's just an ugly chick +<mwalling_> *boom* +* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone +* rworkman cheers +* theorem_ cheers +<twolf> more beer +* Half-Left is in a million pieces + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #34 + Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:47:27 UTC +% +From #xfce +< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install +new fonts ? +< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before) +< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel. +< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right? + :D +< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman +< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling +and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :) +< lipstick_> stfu wanker +< rworkman> See? +< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #35 + Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 14:47:00 UTC +% +* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings +< Dominian> he works fine most of the time +< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on +most systems." +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in +'wishing' state; may be unstable" +< Alan_Hicks> Ah! You must have an older version of me. Try upgrading to the +latest release. +< Dominian> odd... +< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the +resulting binary is huge. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why. +* Dominian edits out the crap +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah! Just run "make enima" +< Dominian> enema +< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too. (Spelling Processor Unit) +< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima. My kernel hackers can't spell. :^) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema +literally causes the machine to shit itself. +< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something... +< Dominian> ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense +--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks +< Dominian> hmmm.. +< Dominian> configure works... +< Alan_Hicks> That's possible. Did you include the kernel option for +pre-emption? That always causes problems. The ESP sub-system isn't fully +supported yet. +< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait +< Dominian> its the $ARCH +< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat +< Dominian> aha.. now make works +< Dominian> shit.. wait +< Dominian> nope.. +< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary... +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah! +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go.. +< Dominian> --build=backwoods-hick-compat +LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool +< Dominian> THERE we go + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #36 + Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC +% +( Agiofws) i know what i am doing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #37 + Added: Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:08 UTC +% +< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #38 + Added: Wed, 09 May 2007 00:30:19 UTC +% +< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH +< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #39 + Added: Sat, 12 May 2007 03:47:12 UTC +% +* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next +thing i do, just to prove you wrong +< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #40 + Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:50 UTC +% +< Straterra> Shit +< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry +* Straterra slams head onto table +* anavel pass dildo to Straterra + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #41 + Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:01 UTC +% +< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you" +< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most +people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250 +X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #42 + Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC +% +< linux_stu> is a tickless system fine? +< nullboy> i use tickless +< nullboy> on my laptop +< andarius> tickless ? +< nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #43 + Added: Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:12 UTC +% +< andarius_> i am installing PBJ +< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time? +< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time" +* andarius_ googles +< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking +* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #44 + Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC +% +< Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night +< Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #45 + Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 17:39:48 UTC +% +< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom +< mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty +< hi> i dont go to the bathroom +< oldude67> lol +< oldude67> oh hes full of ____ +< andarius> alien huh ? +< hi> yes i have no sexual organs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #46 + Added: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:52:26 UTC +% +< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a career +educator). Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long as they jump +through the hoops and do the busy work. That's just not for me. I've wasted +hours and hours of my life when I could have been doing something worthwhile. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #47 + Added: Wed, 23 May 2007 18:11:56 UTC +% +< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload (or +3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse +<@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis? +< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone i feel +old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ... + maybe some 18s +< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded for +her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said + no lol +< tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister? +< tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom +< tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister +< tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout +< tuxq> sprout too +< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis ;-) +<@alphageek> lol +< tuxq> HAH + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #48 + Added: Thu, 24 May 2007 21:31:40 UTC +% +( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will take the +computer +( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu +( kethry) even i know that +( rworkman) PWND +( BP{k}) HAHAHA + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #49 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:19 UTC +% +* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again. +< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys " + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #50 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC +% +< theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN +< i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #51 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:54 UTC +% +< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her +two + kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. + The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice + children you have there. Are they twins?? + + The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they +ain't, + oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think +they're + twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" + + "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't + believe you got laid twice." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #52 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC +% +<mwalling> _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for trolling +<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me? never. troll? no way man. You must have me +confused with someone of a similar nick :) +<thumbs> he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several times, +too. +<dadexter> hummm +theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle +<dadexter> problem solved +heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #53 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:44 UTC +% +< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are from God +Himself? +< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #54 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:59 UTC +% +04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat +04:37 < dadexter> want it? +04:37 < Straterra> Yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #55 + Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:03:20 UTC +% +< gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ? +< Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #56 + Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:07:18 UTC +% +< Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name? +< rworkman> Sometimes. +< rworkman> But everytime somebody asked... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #57 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:42:56 UTC +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware /extra. + Of course, you could always do that the hard way too. Hell, while + you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro. +< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself for sure +< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here. In the current age +of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries + pre-compiled for a 386. +< Soul_keeper> yeah +< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only *maybe* +< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 optimizations, for +the record. For Java, it's a binary repackaging anyway, so + there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself. +< WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there. :) +< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to be extracted +where you want it installed, no need to make a package outta that +< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and wants +to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it, + then install the package. Result is the same. +< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do it myself +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it. Have +fun removing it when you decide to upgrade. +< Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just rm -rf it tho +< Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever +< rworkman> You obviously missed the point. +< Soul_keeper> you ever try to feed a pet stone ? +< Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this +< Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it +< rworkman> Yeah, I noticed. +< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned +into. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #58 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:04 UTC +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0 +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, yeah but it's no good if i don't have the +prerequisites installed also +< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam +< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ? freshmeat and +google are playing dumb +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source?? +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, of course +< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ... +< rworkman> Heh +< Soul_keeper> ok got it +< rworkman> Go ahead and give up. It will be easier on you to admit failure +now. +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, lol +< rworkman> I'm serious. +< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before +< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source. You're +looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a + minimum) +< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs +< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i +installed the latest last week ... +< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found +< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess +< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have +noticed +< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too. :) +< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed? +< Soul_keeper> jre +< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports +of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #59 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC +% +< _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`? +< mwalling_> yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #60 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 21:26:46 UTC +% +< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork +--- time passes --- +< fred87> erm... wait a second... +< fred87> "ball", singular? +< fred87> not "balls"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #61 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC +% +< Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #62 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:51 UTC +% +< BP{k}> actually in all fairness. +< BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #63 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:57 UTC +% +>> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman +( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;) +( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:) +( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , The +computer is not mine +( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, please +try ##slackware +( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything? +( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then +( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ? +( dadexter) too lazy +( theblackbox) lol +( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here again ;) +* dadexter is a true slackman fan +( BlackSun-Irish) now bye! +( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then? +( theblackbox) in b&w... gonna get round to colouring it in in a few weeks +( dadexter) sweet, can't wait +<< BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #64 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:55:32 UTC +% +< Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #65 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:48 UTC +% +< anavel> yes sex :o +* Dominian has no use for it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #66 + Added: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:12 UTC +% +< Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay.. +< Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #67 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:51 UTC +% +< kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um.. +< kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex +< kethry> and interrupted them + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #68 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:58 UTC +% +< Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer. +< rworkman> AHA +< rworkman> That's why married people live longer. +< BP{k}> lol +< rworkman> :D +< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we. If it were not for +sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #69 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:06:10 UTC +% +This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO: + +A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling +the president one of the latest talking computers. +Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll +give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?" +Computer: 186,000 miles per second. +Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?" +Computer: George Washington. +President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my +father?" +Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia. +President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!" +Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a +twelve pound bass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #70 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have run +butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #71 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:41 UTC +% +< Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #72 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:45 UTC +% +< mwalling> god i am a fuck nut + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #73 + Added: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:58:59 UTC +% +* Straterra licks Chuckbot +< Straterra> Mmm... +< Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #74 + Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:38:55 UTC +% +Phone conversation with customer... +---------------------------------------------------- +customer: $APPNAME doesn't work +me: whats the error? +customer: i dont know. i closed it. +me: can you reproduce it? +customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT. +me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT? +customer: i didn't know i had to +me: it was mentioned in the README file +customer: wheres that? +me: it was displayed at the end of the installer +customer: oh. i usually just close those things + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #75 + Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC +% +01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi +01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users +01:25 < miss_miranda> on pidgin +01:26 -!- ehc [n=x@wall.pacinfo.com] has joined #pidgin +01:27 -!- preksh1 [n=prekshu@203.78.217.176] has joined #pidgin +01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin [] + +Like that :-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #76 + Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:22 UTC +% +< Straterra> I'd do him +< Straterra> Or Brad Pitt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #77 + Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:07:23 UTC +% +< andarius> you know you want him anyways +< mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote +< mwalling_> no, i have no idea +< Straterra> Brad Pitt? +< andarius> there is more than one ? +< Straterra> Hell yeah +< Straterra> I would be on that like THAT +< mwalling_> ppl say i look like matt daemon +< Straterra> I'd do him too +< Straterra> Damon +< Straterra> you nerd + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #78 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:22 UTC +% +< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can +decrypt the readme has found the light + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #79 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:30 UTC +% +< NetEcho_> man this is painful +< Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again? +< Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #80 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:35 UTC +% +< andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs +< Straterra> so does whats-his-face +< Straterra> Brad pitt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #81 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:41 UTC +% +< qudama> is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz? +< rworkman> qudama: mv +< nullboy> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #82 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:48 UTC +% +< anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ? +< Dominian> anavel: sure +< Dominian> which reminds me.. +* Dominian slaps anavel +* fred87 slaps anavel +* mwalling slaps anavel + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #83 + Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:28:55 UTC +% +< oneforall> seen +<@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_... +< mwalling> seen oneforall's brain +<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain, +mwalling? +< rworkman> HAHA + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #84 + Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:58 UTC +% +< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them +off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB +< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the +backyard +< nemith> still unemployed eh? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #85 + Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:44:31 UTC +% +< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance +exams are too hard +< rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #86 + Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:41:19 UTC +% +< dentonj> what's up? +< orlan> my 22"<g> +< tuxq> sick bastard + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #87 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC +% +< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves +< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough +entrances for 4 people.. :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #88 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:01 UTC +% +< Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals +< Half-Left> In fact even more so +< nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #89 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:09 UTC +% +< straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #90 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:32 UTC +% +< mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra +< heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #91 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:37 UTC +% +< Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1? +< khelban> you have 11 i presume +< Bassist> khelban: I had 11 +< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard drive +and lightning +< Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration +< rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #92 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:48 UTC +% +( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages... +( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts +( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #93 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC +% +< oneforall> viagra > /dev/null + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #94 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:12:46 UTC +% +* fred87 loves vista :| + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #95 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:12 UTC +% +< fred87> +/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq +< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :) +< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed +this, da? +< Straterra> I'm a virgin +< fred87> there ya go. +< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g +< Straterra> BAH +< Straterra> :/ +< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change. +* BP{k} sighs +< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #96 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC +% +< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a frontend for +starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #97 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:56 UTC +% +From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod: + +Those Slackware users are weird- +I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird, +but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird. +Its almost scary... + -- Faux_Pseudo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #98 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC +% +( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display: again +( kexman) this is from sudo gparted +( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #99 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:19 UTC +% +My Boss: OK. If only GOD knew VB + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #100 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:31 UTC +% +< BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #101 + Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:08 UTC +% +< Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS +< Dominian> impressive +< Straterra> I speak 56k +< Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #102 + Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:30:27 UTC +% +< Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #103 + Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:51 UTC +% +< Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment? +< Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #104 + Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:55 UTC +% +< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's +thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #105 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC +% +< TheNetuser> You can't hack me! +< TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall! +< TheNetuser> I installed it myself by following the directions. +< Straterra> you cant hack me! +< Straterra> i have one ball! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #106 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:03 UTC +% +< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream flavors. you are +expected to know some basics before talking about how our ice cream truck works + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #107 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:30 UTC +% +< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking about +children and alcohol. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #108 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:37 UTC +% +< Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #109 + Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:22 UTC +% +< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on reality. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #110 + Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:31 UTC +% +06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal +06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction Layer Channel +06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL? +06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic? +06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic? +06:20 < rworkman> What was it? +06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: <davidz> HAL is a bad name | <davidz> +BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name +06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007 +06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs. +06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better +06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're doing? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #111 + Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:11:44 UTC +% +21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here +21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before +unleashing paranoia on it :P +< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;) +< Straterra> I'm not scratching that +< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts? +< macavity> lol +< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes .. +< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #112 + Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC +% +< straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention! +< fred87> straterra: agreed. +< fred87> then it would no longer be supercool. +< straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform.. +< straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs +< fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right? +< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they wake +up....wwuah +< straterra> fred...duh! +< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of big...strong...kde man +devs +< fred87> :| +< fred87> there's two gay ones. +< straterra> thats no fun +< straterra> gotta get the straight ones.. +< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a matter of +consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you? +< straterra> well.. +< straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun +< straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican.. +< straterra> and alot of beer bottles +< straterra> and put gnome on their laptops +< straterra> setup a webcam....and wait +< straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #113 + Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:08 UTC +% +< Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12? +< Schroeder> whose bright idea was that? +< Schroeder> this may be enough to keep me from upgrading +< BP{k}> Schroeder: uhm I think it was Patrick Volkerdings idea +< Schroeder> what an idiot + +[freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob] +[freenode] -!- ircname : Schroeder the Piano Guy + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #114 + Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:05:00 UTC +% +< kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ? +< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that is not +22 :( +< rworkman> xterm(1) +< kexman> hmm +< kexman> how would i use that ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #115 + Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:23 UTC +% +< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like permissions + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #116 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:46 UTC +% +<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS installed +software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I don't really believe +it's relevant. +<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system is set up +properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun sitting around +waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games instead of /usr/games + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #117 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:05 UTC +% +< WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #118 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:08 UTC +% +< mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA? +<+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #119 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:20 UTC +% +From #mailscanner on freenode: + +< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you have issues +installing the perl module for clamav? +< salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew +< Dominian> salsa is a bot +< suprsonic> rofl +< suprsonic> classic + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #120 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:47 UTC +% +< whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first + class royal mail? +< Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #121 + Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:23:26 UTC +% +< Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10 +< fred87> with security updates? +< Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates +< Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #122 + Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:50 UTC +% +< straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered... +< CheeseWorx> alright +< straterra> HARDER! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #123 + Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:50:44 UTC +% +< Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #124 + Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:04:46 UTC +% +< kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #125 + Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:46 UTC +% +< BP{k}> fuck you all :P +< kethry> no lovey that's later +< BP{k}> w00t + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #126 + Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:52 UTC +% +< actualmind> that law thing is really complicated + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #127 + Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:00:47 UTC +% +< Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand +< Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #128 + Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:06:09 UTC +% +< nullboy> start by sticking it in + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #129 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:04 UTC +% +< Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #130 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:08 UTC +% +* fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to + parse his parser + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #131 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:15 UTC +% +< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool names but +have no use what so ever for them .. +< mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs? +< andarius> nope +< andarius> i am bug free :) +< Straterra> I have herpes +< andarius> tmi man +< Straterra> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #132 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:44 UTC +% +* Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters +< fred87> ... +* fred87 wonders why? +< fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S +< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire coathanger. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #133 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:53 UTC +% +< boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine +< XGizzmo> unplug your network cable +< mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface? +< boricua> mwalling, tcp 0 0 192.168.1.100:58612 +204.11.244.21:6667 ESTABLISHED +< XGizzmo> lol +< mwalling_> boricua: /quit +< XGizzmo> thats your irc connection +< XGizzmo> LMAO +< boricua> duh me :-) i forgot + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #134 + Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:11:11 UTC +% +< kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner +< Straterra> Um +< Straterra> No offense.. +< Straterra> But.. +< Straterra> Do you HAVE to? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #135 + Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:45 UTC +% +< shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #136 + Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:47 UTC +% +( snL20) palestino: right click the slit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #137 + Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:14:51 UTC +% +< macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with + rt2500 just before, right? +< BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here + thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred, + so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can + stop fretting about fred :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #138 + Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:27 UTC +% +-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin +< Zoiks> hey guys +< Zoiks> just wondering when 2.1 is coming out +< johang> Zoiks: thursday possibly +-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin [] +< elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday +< Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #139 + Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:30 UTC +% +From #freenode +< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call of a +channel op +< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to be +calmer are considered normal tools of management +< chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv +access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #140 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:40 UTC +% +< Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy? +< tecky> yes +< Straterra> ok +< tecky> visualize and recognise :) +< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you ever wanna +come back... +* jpipkin blinks. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #141 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:50 UTC +% +< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested* +< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done +about it; obviously that's + at your discretion +< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them +< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before +applying global sanctions like k-lines +Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in +< Alan_Hicks> "attack"... To quote..... "You keep using that word. I do not +think it means what you + think it means." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #142 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC +% +< oneforall> whois oneforall +<@alphageek> loser + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #143 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:16 UTC +% +A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new +BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. + +The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and +YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how +many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" + +The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully +grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?" + +The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to +his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a +GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he +then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high +resolution photo. + +The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to +an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an +email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored. + +He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet +with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on +his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints +out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet +printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 +sheep." + +"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. + +He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the +young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. + +Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what +your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" + +The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?" + +"You're a consultant." says the shepherd. + +"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" + +"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though +nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a +question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me +back my dog. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #144 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his +mind, and im concerned he might continue; im more or less being preventative +< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most +situations; if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys. +< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them? +< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM +< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems +< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be +< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give +him ops again +< Schroeder> I mean, seriously +< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP +crime on freenode + servers. It's in the policies. Schroeder I understand +that you're acquainted with + the abuser but I don't think this is your issue. +Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #145 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be. +What's the point in a + channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them? +< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting +reprimanded? +< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware +< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :) +< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #146 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC +% +< neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand, +cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke +< BP{k}> nullboy: :) +< neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs +< neil-> $150 and its yours.. +< neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now? +< Agiofws> neil-, for 150 bucks ? +< neil-> yeah +< Agiofws> you accept paypal ? +< neil-> yeah +< Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #147 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:28:59 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my +butt was offlint. Heh +< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar +< Dagmar> Hey now not fair. Quoting *entirely* out of context + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #148 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC +% +In ##otaku: +<+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently + focussing on suicide. +<+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris. +<+Ketche> Good times. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #149 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:41 UTC +% +< oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water??? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #150 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:00 UTC +% +< mwalling_> don't say that +< Straterra> Wy? +< mwalling_> makes you sound retardrd +< Straterra> why?^ +< Straterra> No no no +< Straterra> It's really cool +< mwalling_> no +< mwalling_> its retarderd +< Straterra> You know what? +< Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P +< Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #151 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:11 UTC +% +< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek. I just added a "changelog.txt" to document +changes I've made to this file :) +< mwalling_> umm +< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed +tortoiseSVN to all of the clients +< mwalling_> i win :P +< thrice`> lol +< thrice`> yeah +< thrice`> ;) +< heret|c> umm +< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey, +blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open +door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a +network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room +and says.. yeah i noticed. +< heret|c> i win. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #152 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC +% +< jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts... +< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company with a +set of shell scripts, actually. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #153 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:25 UTC +% +< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of trouble :) +< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do my best to +assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :) +< andarius> and thanks a bunch +< Straterra> How about.. +< Straterra> Goat porn? +< BP{k}> I prefer sheep +* andarius prefers well shaven beavers :) +< BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #154 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:45 UTC +% +( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn jobs start +(+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job?? +(+rworkman) Damn. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #155 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:55 UTC +% +chris_punches: Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt. I think you forgot +about your shoe-spoon crusade + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #156 + Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:00 UTC +% +< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source are +they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you start down +the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken them it will. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #157 + Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:15 UTC +% +< chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs +< scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :( +< fred> true. +< thrice`> we know +< mwalling> yep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #158 + Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:31 UTC +% +( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly. You can think of UDP as the +retarded cousin of TCP. +( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #159 + Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC +% +( chris_punches) i dont have fits +( scorchsaber) it's constant? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #160 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:48 UTC +% +< thrice`> i'm gay +< mwalling_> screw you thrice` +< thrice`> =] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #161 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:52 UTC +% +<NetEcho> god I wish natural selection was a faster process + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #162 + Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:54:44 UTC +% +( chris_punches) <-- idiot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #163 + Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:19:13 UTC +% +< piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO +< ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel? +< ananke> kernel fairies? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #164 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:43:06 UTC +% +< muraii> Cow. +< oneforall> jumped over the moon +< muraii> Yay for cow. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #165 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:58:59 UTC +% +< Zalamander> yum, wet panties + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #166 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:04 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a working +configuration file is NOT a sane response. +< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your mouth +because you don't like the taste of cupcakes. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #167 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:15 UTC +% +< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on masturbation + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #168 + Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:25:45 UTC +% +< andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #169 + Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:04 UTC +% +< mwalling_> i'll take some ass + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #170 + Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:07 UTC +% +< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this system +< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig jumping out +of oneforall's butt +< dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line +< muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #171 + Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:01:45 UTC +% +< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear - +you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it for, +anyway ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #172 + Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 UTC +% +< nullboy> you twisted bartards +* sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, dusts +itself off and asks for a drink. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #173 + Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:31:06 UTC +% +< chris_punches> GYAH! Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME. +< chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #174 + Added: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:59:04 UTC +% +< rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #175 + Added: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:00:37 UTC +% +< mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #176 + Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:36 UTC +% +( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #177 + Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC +% +< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation from your +mom +< NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P +< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, they +said +< NetEcho> ouch backfire + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #178 + Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:52:02 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, seeing +as it's a few blocks from his apt +< rob0> ntlug? +< nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix.... +< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a version of +Linux. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #179 + Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:31:05 UTC +% +* andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time +* BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #180 + Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:29:31 UTC +% +< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind up on +noobfarm. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #181 + Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:49:01 UTC +% +< Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #182 + Added: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:08:03 UTC +% +< straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #183 + Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:52:37 UTC +% +<andarius> they let chicks in the marines now ? +<mwalling> andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #184 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:55:35 UTC +% +< Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #185 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:57:36 UTC +% +< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some +duct tape +< Dagmar> So now it can suck properly? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #186 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:27 UTC +% +< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything +from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk +< Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful +examination +* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy +< Dagmar> C'mon +< Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers +< Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #187 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:44 UTC +% +PeterS: why does linux blow? +dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #188 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:19 UTC +% +< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works. +< rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount. +< AbortRetryFail> ;) +< rworkman> ;p +< andarius> man mount +< rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #189 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:29 UTC +% +* NetEcho slaps everyone +-!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ +<@rworkman> Excuse me? +-!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman +< rworkman> ;-) +* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P +* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass. +< rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it. +< NetEcho> nooooooooo +< NetEcho> how will I hear music now? +< rworkman> Fart. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #190 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:51:10 UTC +% +< chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #191 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:17 UTC +% +Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware +again +-!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks +-!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned] +< nullboy> the force has been balanced. +-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@58.60.*] by Alan_Hicks +< CaptObviousman> school's starting back up +< CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear +< rk4n3> CaptObviousman: yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #192 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> that was at 8:58am +< Dominian> mwalling_: give it time +* mwalling_ is impotent +< mwalling_> er +< mwalling_> impatient + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #193 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:16:25 UTC +% +< straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement +< Dominian> straterra: I use it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #194 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:41 UTC +% +< thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you +< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice... +< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #195 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:50 UTC +% +< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by +now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is +not as intelligent as I give her credit +< mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom? +< mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason +< StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run! +< BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;) +< rworkman> Flossing what? +< BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P +* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra +* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet +< acidchild> :D +< rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right? +< acidchild> oh gross. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #196 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:14 UTC +% +02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows + WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"] +02:51 < fred> bah +02:51 < fred> lies. +02:51 < ^Jenn> haha +02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #197 + Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC +% +* fred shines goatse into the sky +< straterra> ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #198 + Added: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:48 UTC +% +< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American + Idol is? +< fred> "Trash"? +< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #199 + Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC +% +< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715 + MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio] + [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm; + +Note: pay attention to the last item. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #200 + Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:01:37 UTC +% +< fred> do it harder baby! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #201 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:43 UTC +% +< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst +< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that +< fred> something's slower than catalyst? +< Tim> Hah. +< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it. +<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #202 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:54 UTC +% +< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #203 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:00 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can +grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #204 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC +% +< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to + joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester + my day is always worse! ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #205 + Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:47 UTC +% +< scorchsaber> fixed, huh? +< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say? +< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu? +< ricky> Laughing at it :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #206 + Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:53 UTC +% +11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] has joined +##woodchucks + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #207 + Added: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 UTC +% +< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is +written +< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong +< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the +Week :D + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #208 + Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to +your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating pussy. There is no +substitute for practice, practice, and more practice. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #209 + Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:32:26 UTC +% +11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name +*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #210 + Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC +% +13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something? +13:03 < straterra> When it works +13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...? +13:05 < straterra> Ok +13:05 < straterra> I lied + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #211 + Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:17:01 UTC +% +< fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #212 + Added: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:14:30 UTC +% +< kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #213 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:19 UTC +% +< BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #214 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:23 UTC +% +< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top gun out +< straterra> OH YEAH +< straterra> Kick ass movie +< straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot +< straterra> Even if he is short..and weird + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #215 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:31 UTC +% +<thrice`> damn, I can't get this to come out +<mwalling_> thrice`: pull harder +<BP{k}> thrice`: we told you to use lube :P +<thrice`> she's 21, I shouldn't have to ! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #216 + Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:21:58 UTC +% +< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong with my +computer.. it's paranoid +< Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #217 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:27:15 UTC +% +< CygnusX1> test +< nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help +< CygnusX1> roger that +-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Client +Quit] + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #218 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:17 UTC +% +DieRatte - which is why I like gay men + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #219 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:23 UTC +% +< memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #220 + Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:02:41 UTC +% +< kethry> its only hard if you make it hard. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #221 + Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:03:19 UTC +% +< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and where it +lives. +< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids who moves +in the apartment across the hall from a rock band. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #222 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:16 UTC +% +< Agiofws> rworkman, buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager +< rworkman> Agiofws: wrong. +< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry right ? +< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- it +manages packages. It's not a dependency manager. +< Agiofws> it does not download and install from a main repository right ? +< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not. In other news, cows don't shit on power +lines. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #223 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:39 UTC +% +( Agiofws) but i went through hell to get it up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #224 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:42 UTC +% +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want? +< _HAKERA_> to snif password and so +< _HAKERA_> in our network +< _HAKERA_> :) +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, ahh, there is your problem +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, you need Gentoo to sniff +< _HAKERA_> yes! my problem :) +< fred> DieRatte: :D +< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, its way better for that task than slackware +< Danet> DieRatte: nice pass :) +< armata> lol +< _HAKERA_> ok ok +< _HAKERA_> i go... +< _HAKERA_> bye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #225 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:30 UTC +% +< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted protocols. +< _HAKERA_> is it sniffer? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #226 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:37 UTC +% +< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I always +enable it. +< mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it? +< Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall. It's just there. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #227 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:04 UTC +% +< mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing + bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a Mac ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #228 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:10 UTC +% +< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" ::: +chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates +this more ::: chris gets kickbanned + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #229 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC +% +[re chris_punches] +< rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels + where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct. +< straterra> I'll be rude + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #230 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:49 UTC +% +< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files " +ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386" +< lt_kije> visof_: stop +< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing +< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time +< lt_kije> your options are: +< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set +< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a +while and then come back +< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here +< lt_kije> do some work on your own + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #231 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC +% +* nullboy bends over GOGOGOG +< rworkman> straterra: ping +-!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox] +< rworkman> Well, damn. I was hoping straterra would get to him first. +< straterra> rworkman: pong +< rworkman> Too late. +< straterra> eh? +< rworkman> 19:13 * nullboy bends over +< straterra> Oh +< rworkman> straterra: ^^ +< straterra> ... +< rworkman> ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #232 + Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:57:31 UTC +% +< mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl + please +<@lamby> /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #233 + Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:31:25 UTC +% +< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a trojanized +windows 98 machine + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #235 + Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:41 UTC +% +< blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ? +< fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I + think it's scared of the shotgun. +< nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it + with my second + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #236 + Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:01:04 UTC +% +< chris_punches> shit. I'm the asshat. I hate that. I was so sure + there wasn't one. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #237 + Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:26:32 UTC +% +* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)] +< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off. +* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to +announce that crap? +* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba +-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ +< nullboy> i sense a distrubance +* mwalling_ feels a chill +< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM! +< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!! +* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance +-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your +auto-away message when you rejoin.] +< DieRatte> lol +< nullboy> lmao +< mwalling_> LOL +< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway +on. +< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights +< nullboy> lol +-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion! +< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble" +< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #238 + Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC +% +<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, remember that +since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw is half. so a 5A +cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong extension coard with the +three outlets at the end + +<chris_punches> well that's enough to microwave your dinner + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #239 + Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:09:45 UTC +% +( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #241 + Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:44:07 UTC +% +< heret|c> i be strokin! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #242 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:18 UTC +% + * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his brand-spanking +new iPod thanks to the great work member of #gtkpod did. +< heret|c> lol... +< witz> ^_^ +< heret|c> merle haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a skateboard +XD + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #243 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:40 UTC +% +* PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the + ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip +< Dave2> hot. +< FauxFaux> How much do I owe you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #244 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:55 UTC +% +heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first hand +why.. +heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed ready +to fill potato chip bags every year +Xilon - lol +heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S. +Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators +DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S. +Gekkko[PDA - lol +Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #245 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:02:14 UTC +% +<@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good +< Alan_Hicks> dirty is better +* mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as straterra + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #246 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:54:39 UTC +% +* chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read all the +RFC's + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #247 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:02:33 UTC +% +* chris_punches adds his first kline +<chris_punches> lol +<chris_punches> s/k/z +<fred> error: missing terminator +<straterra> lol +<chris_punches> error: he said he'll be back + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #248 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:42:15 UTC +% +<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to 2002. wtf? +i didn't even do anything, why did this happen? so now my next questions. what +is the best way to set current today's date with CentOS? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #249 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:09 UTC +% +<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall is on or +not on linux? +<amphi> rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #250 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:13 UTC +% +< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and take a huge +piss in your suit. now that is heaven + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #251 + Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:20 UTC +% +< amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue? +< marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #252 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:38 UTC +% +-!- p1ls [n=root@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined +##slackware +< PanzerMKZ> welcome back +< p1ls> Here I Am xD +< mwalling> p1ls: bye bye +< p1ls> Why? +< PanzerMKZ> later +< p1ls> o shit +-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' get ye a +first mate!] +< sally> that was priceless +< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before he did +-!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined +##slackware +< p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #253 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:56 UTC +% +< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about geeksquad...lolzers...I may +get the job at bestbuy +* mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #254 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:03:32 UTC +% +ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware. +<CaptObviousman> oh good god +<ImAway_workaroun> Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me. +<CaptObviousman> DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY +* rk4n3 sighs +Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway +RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please turn off your +auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this channel +<Dagmar> lol +<CaptObviousman> good christ this is irritating +<DieRatte> He must share some genes with lemmings +<Alan_Hicks> Arrr, I'll handle him! +errrr (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware. +<CaptObviousman> and chris_punches +<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the same time +while standing upright +Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot +<IAmNotAnIdiot> now noone will think Im dumb :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #255 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:14:45 UTC +% +andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #256 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:31:49 UTC +% +* leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp +<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place i could +think to find smart people ;) Is there any way to view the data/commands that +a usb device is sending? +<leetwanker> i'm trying to do this on windows + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #257 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:47 UTC +% +< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys? +firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before +considering it junk. +< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker +that says "Dell"? +< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #258 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC +% +< DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #259 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:42 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman is well and truly bored +* CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy +* nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #260 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:49 UTC +% +<winbond> does freenode have different servers or only one? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #261 + Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:52:10 UTC +% +( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #262 + Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:59:21 UTC +% +< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel +< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem +< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck. +< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple. +< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their +own stuff + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #263 + Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC +% +< stafai> what is it that's executed on login? +< stafai> .profile? +< straterra> autoexec.bat + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #264 + Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:17 UTC +% +< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom cruise +electricuting oprah + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #265 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:51 UTC +% +* memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere +between what I do and what my car does. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #266 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:17 UTC +% +13:46 <Systat> ok lets talk abotu this then +13:46 <Systat> Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time +13:46 <ThomasY> Fine +13:46 <Systat> Why do you say your on a cell phone +13:46 <Systat> yet never disconnect +13:47 <ThomasY> Because I IRC from multiple locations +13:47 <ThomasY> From work, from home, from my cell +13:47 <Systat> so +13:47 <ThomasY> So? +13:47 <Systat> your name would still disconnect +13:47 <ThomasY> No I wouldn't +13:47 <Systat> when you change from one device to another +13:47 <ThomasY> My shell runs irssi + screen +13:47 <Systat> Which type BNC do you run +13:47 <ThomasY> I SSH in and screen in +13:47 <ThomasY> It's not a BNc +13:47 <Systat> so you SSH into your shell +13:47 <ThomasY> Yes +13:47 <Systat> from a Cell phone +13:47 <Systat> LMFAO +13:47 <ThomasY> Yup +13:47 <Systat> fucking idiot +13:48 <ThomasY> Want me to SSH to a server of your choosing from it? +13:48 <ThomasY> I have a Treo Palm 700p +13:48 <ThomasY> Running pssh as an SSH client +13:48 <Systat> wait a sec +13:48 <Systat> your not using a cell phone then +13:48 <Systat> its a PDA +13:48 <ThomasY> It's a smart phone +13:48 <ThomasY> It is a phone + a PDA +13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using a blackberry +13:48 <Systat> because thats what you told her +13:48 <ThomasY> It's not a blackberry +13:48 <ThomasY> It's a palm +13:48 <ThomasY> I may have said it was LIKE a blackberry +13:49 <ThomasY> I will show you on CAM the device if you wish +13:49 <Systat> no +13:49 <Systat> the last thing I want to do is see your ugly ass on cam +13:49 <ThomasY> It's sitting right here +13:49 <Systat> So +13:49 <Systat> explain to me +13:49 <Systat> How your shit never disconnects +13:49 <Systat> when you change from device to device +13:49 <Systat> I only know one way +13:49 <ThomasY> Because I am using IRSSI + SCREEN +13:49 <ThomasY> Are you familiar with screen? +13:49 <Systat> yes +13:49 <Systat> and when you kill your ssh client +13:50 <ThomasY> I SSH in and bind to the screen session +13:50 <Systat> it kills the pid +13:50 <ThomasY> I don't kill the client +13:50 <Systat> so the process dies +13:50 <ThomasY> The client stays running +13:50 <Systat> hence your client is killed +13:50 <Systat> No +13:50 <ThomasY> I merely desconnect scree nsessions +13:50 <Systat> I am a certified Linux Admin +13:50 <Systat> I know how it works +13:50 <ThomasY> Do you want me to white paper it for you? +13:50 <Systat> if you are in a server through SSH on IRC +13:50 <ThomasY> I will +13:50 <Systat> and you disconnect your SSH session +13:50 <Systat> Your IRC client Dies +13:50 <ThomasY> I'll white paper it +13:50 <Systat> because its not a background process +13:50 <ThomasY> It is with screen +13:50 <Systat> your not making sense +13:51 <ThomasY> Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you +13:51 <Systat> no thanks +13:51 <Systat> goodbye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #267 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:23 UTC +% +< thrice`> i need a new job +< straterra> hmmm +< straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site.. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #268 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:28 UTC +% +Said to Alan_Hicks: +< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack +book +< vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #269 + Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:18:47 UTC +% +< BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #270 + Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:48 UTC +% +<naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine? +<amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #271 + Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:26:14 UTC +% +<Mathman> argh. these people are killing me. +<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly. + and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly +<Mathman> I set up the damn account! +<Mathman> it was always beverly. nothing has changed. god damn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #273 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:24 UTC +% +<macka> ello +<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory. + Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all +circumstances: +<macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc +<macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #274 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:43 UTC +% +< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont +mind +< straterra> heh +< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31 +< straterra> err +< straterra> T1 +< andarius> oooh, straterra is weet +< straterra> magical syn packets +< andarius> weet = way super leet +< andarius> is that anything like a magic packet for WOL ? +< andarius> :P +< straterra> kinda +< straterra> only... +< straterra> this is a 'sleep/die over lan' packet +< andarius> sweet +< andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ? +< straterra> no + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #275 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:42:54 UTC +% +< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably +thinking it's for masturbation + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #276 + Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:17:55 UTC +% +<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo? +<_sho_> no +<_sho_> what is it +<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to +perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #277 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC +% +* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined +#linuxhelp +<kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #278 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:39 UTC +% +<angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #279 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:44 UTC +% +< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, telling +everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like gay man. Its just +an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #280 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:02 UTC +% +<DieRatte> what are you trying to do, starsong ? +<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system right ? +thats why we are questioned for huh ? +<rob0> No. ?? +<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century fashion + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #281 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:05 UTC +% +<_sho_> worlds dumbest question +<_sho_> how to sgid something +<_sho_> im having brain failure :| +<sayotte> chmod g+s <blah> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #282 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC +% +< mwalling_> quickly +< mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #283 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC +% +< nullboy> what's STL? +< fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :) +< nullboy> haha +< drijen> nullboy, :( +< Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get. +< Buggaboo> and no sex. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #284 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC +% +* chris_punches feels like an idiot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #285 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC +% +<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements from? I +looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command line arguements + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #286 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:41 UTC +% +<nebooek> suffering from name server disease here. +<nebooek> anybody home + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #287 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 UTC +% +< Rusty1> hooray for backports +< Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear? +< Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #288 + Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:18:19 UTC +% +< dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #289 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:13:50 UTC +% +< macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #290 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:12:55 UTC +% +< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball hair..tell her +to go to hell + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #291 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:40:25 UTC +% +< dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume +< alienBOB> Me +< dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT? +< alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #292 + Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:09:57 UTC +% +<NetEcho> god I need a girl +<straterra> Dude +<straterra> I have the next best thing.. +<straterra> My..right hand +<drijen> beat me to it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #293 + Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:48:24 UTC +% +< vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there + is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless i set + vga=normal.How can i correct it? +< vegab4> please help me. +<@fred> set vga=normal. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #294 + Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:00:34 UTC +% +<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router? I checked +the ethernet cable, everything secure. There are 3 other comps on the network +that can connect to Internet alright. +<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping" +<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ? +<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #295 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC +% +< macavity> i can haz boobs? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #296 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:43 UTC +% +< Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time? +< Zeldafan500> ms-dos +< Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com +< Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net. +< Zeldafan500> lolhacked + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #297 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:57 UTC +% +< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :) +-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork +< FriedBob> Special in what way though? +-!- mwalling is now known as mworking +< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense? +< rworkman> shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #298 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC +% +<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new +mail but I can't remember how to check it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #299 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:07 UTC +% +<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #300 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:13 UTC +% +< jodih2> hello +< jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question +< rob0> nice intro :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #301 + Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:22:55 UTC +% +* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his +desk for true "medicinal purposes". + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #302 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC +% +<rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #303 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:22:22 UTC +% +From #cardinal: +< rob0> happy boss +< rworkman> Your knees hurt? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #304 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:23:05 UTC +% +< sally> y'all are awful + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #305 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:33 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on +the web +< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #306 + Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC +% +<smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #307 + Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:43:05 UTC +% +< macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there +< drijen> down boy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #308 + Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:26:56 UTC +% +< nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale +< drijen> 15? +< drijen> dude hes skinny +< drijen> they would break him +< twolf> or his wife would + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #309 + Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:08:36 UTC +% +<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when I +asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, flamebait) +He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel since NT + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #310 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:16 UTC +% +<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to manual +installs? +<mwalling_> eeek!!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #311 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:30 UTC +% +< Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime. +< Rusty1> Lines are too long +< Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day +< Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #312 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:52:58 UTC +% +* lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #313 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:53:05 UTC +% +(10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage +(10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #314 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:51 UTC +% +<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit linux +system? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #315 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:58 UTC +% +<Dominian> Hostname: Leave. +<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel. +<Hostname> Dominian, f**k +<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to +insult me correctly. +<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold. +<Dominian> Hostname: Wow. Impressive. Say something I don't understand to make +you self feel so high and mighty.. nice. +<Hostname> Dominian, kraut +<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know. +<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #316 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC +% +< straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream! +< Dominian> uhh what? +< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you cause +they were trying to hit slackadelic too +< straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :( +< Dominian> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #317 + Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:07 UTC +% +< heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal +< straterra> I was skeered :/ +< heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you + called Dominian to brag about it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #318 + Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:02:50 UTC +% +<nullboy> if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #319 + Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:59:53 UTC +% +< gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house +< drijen> psh +< drijen> first thing i wuold buy +< drijen> a vibrator +< drijen> and then not leaev +< drijen> for a month. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #320 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:35:02 UTC +% +< andarius> tea bagging them would be nice + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #321 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:12:39 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I don't do pm's +< drijen> i have boobs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #322 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:15:39 UTC +% +straterra hides the waffles + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #323 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:00 UTC +% +RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have used this +nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #324 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:09 UTC +% +< Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so + that's been force-linked into everything or something + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #325 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 UTC +% +<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 pounds , +and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it. +<rk4n3> heretic: wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of parents ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #326 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:17 UTC +% +drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean + counters would laugh +drijen - but in work +heretic - yeah +drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES. +drijen - here for the logs: +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - and chocolate. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #327 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC +% +< use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X? +< use1> or in a GTK app +< Alan_Hicks> WTF? +< gremzoid> @ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #328 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:43 UTC +% +< rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents? +< mwalling> yes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #329 + Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:37:01 UTC +% +< BP{k}> who knows japanese? +< thrice`> people in japan + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #330 + Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:26:39 UTC +% +< BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP + 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, and making + it work afterwards ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #332 + Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:54:05 UTC +% +<singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small +problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of +my cpu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #333 + Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:39:43 UTC +% +<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes +to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #334 + Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:41:43 UTC +% +< dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel. How do I invite + people to it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #335 + Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:42:24 UTC +% +( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #336 + Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:05 UTC +% +< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is +their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to +fill down time while their systems are updating + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #337 + Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:02:11 UTC +% +<patbam> hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk +sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how +to access the contents + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #338 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #339 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date +< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and +cathectic and I end up hearing about them +< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough +time getting work done as it is +< andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :) +< mwalling> HA +< mwalling> weekling +* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so +< Dominian> I have 10 open right now +< Dominian> I had 13 at one time.. +< mwalling> 15 +* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest +< Dominian> haha +< mwalling> heh + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #340 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:59 UTC +% +<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable +kernel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #341 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:40 UTC +% +In #cardinal +< rob0> i h8 xp +< sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe) +< rob0> ohhhhhhhh no +< rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate +< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last +weekend +< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #342 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:46 UTC +% +< fred> 1) Find a baseball bat +< fred> 2) Sodomise yourself + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #343 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:51 UTC +% +< juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ??? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #344 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:39:38 UTC +% +< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING? +http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING :-) +< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get :) +< rworkman> HAHA + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #345 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:46:51 UTC +% +< BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene + where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #346 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:47:00 UTC +% +<overclucker> what's a good disk usage analyzer? +<overclucker> i'd like to try locating the bloat +<jahshua> top + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #347 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:24 UTC +% +< XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit +< XGizzmo> with em64t +< heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #348 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:34:53 UTC +% +<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly proportional to +the level of eye candy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #349 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 UTC +% ++// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T WORK +WITHOUT IT + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #350 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:46:50 UTC +% +< ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX? +< nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock? +< ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU +< ravih1> sorry + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #353 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:55:50 UTC +% +< nullboy> well i screwed myself then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #354 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:11:38 UTC +% +< chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in + assembly... + +[snipped] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #355 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:20 UTC +% +<chris_punches> you at work today? +<chris_punches> bah you\'re always at work +<mwalling_> yep +<chris_punches> have fun hehe +<mwalling_> but yes, i am in the office +<chris_punches> bastard. im so jealous +<mwalling_> whatever +<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s. no joke. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #356 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:53:56 UTC +% +< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you +think icecream is too much work? :/ +< rworkman> Wow. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #357 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:20 UTC +% +<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu doing what +ever it wants while you sit there and watch + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #358 + Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:27 UTC +% +<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the +other two hides. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #359 + Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:06 UTC +% +< macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower +< andarius> your ass has been mounted ? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #360 + Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:19:07 UTC +% +< BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #361 + Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:19:13 UTC +% +< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2 +trailer +< fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling +< andarius> lol +< fred> not one mention of the gameplay +< fred> or that it\'s infact a game + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #362 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:49 UTC +% +<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the +application. so how can user > real? +<newpers> when using \'time\' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #363 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:13:50 UTC +% +<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment +<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are! +<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was +asked to post +<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining. You were told to pastebin, not paste. +<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from +http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing +<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people +* cpeek has quit (Client Quit) +* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info +* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #364 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC +% +< andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection +< andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #365 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:18 UTC +% +<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I +saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #366 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:25 UTC +% +< straterra> uhm +< straterra> my penis...is broken + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #367 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:28 UTC +% +< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month +award +< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one +< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months? +< straterra> id like to thank my libido... +< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i +never could...and where right +< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape +dead things and bots.. +< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #368 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC +% +<SlayckX> how to use History\'s command in a Bash? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #369 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:25:48 UTC +% +<nolyc> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it + compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #370 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:25 UTC +% +<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin and +/usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type +/usr/bin/<program>? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #371 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:27:08 UTC +% +<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is login from? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #372 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:05 UTC +% +<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead? +<abnerdoon> yes, very much so +<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word} +<abnerdoon> nope +<abnerdoon> sorry +<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${} or without the ${} +<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3 +<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little +<Wuju> then do x + r = 7 +<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything +<Wuju> What are you doing in here then? +<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script? +<abnerdoon> lol +<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7 +<abnerdoon> ;) +<abnerdoon> heh +<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ? Set to $word if name is unset +? +<abnerdoon> not me, wuju +<Wuju> me +<Wuju> I know how to assign variables +<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${} <-- +with brackets and without +<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar +<grepper> it protects the variable +<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo? +<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong +<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :) +<grepper> echo $foobar would not work +<abnerdoon> lol +<Wuju> exuse me +<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables +<Wuju> and one assigned varible +<grepper> unset foo +<Wuju> thanks +<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it +<Wuju> im reading the set manual +<Wuju> for unset all +<Wuju> instead of relogging +<Wuju> unset -k ?? +<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new +one and work there +<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors +<Wuju> oh yeah +<Wuju> from set +<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree +<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication +<Wuju> let me try `` characters +<grepper> echo $((3*3)) +<Wuju> wait a minute.. +<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string +<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux +<Wuju> Thanks +<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #373 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC +% +< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone happy +< straterra> I\'m not happy +< straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #374 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:09 UTC +% +< pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #375 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:32:35 UTC +% +< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be a *great* +distro for you +< rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #376 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:17 UTC +% +00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s all... i +will never read slackbook.org +00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor: you might get some flack when you ask questions without +reading the book, though... +00:23 < gremzoid> heh +00:23 < dafunks> O_o +00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck. +00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, but if +you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent *MONTHS* working +on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me. +00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer. +00:23 < drijen> gtfo +00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys? +00:23 < macavity> naa +00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #377 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:19 UTC +% +00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack can use +only kings of linux +00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron +00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot. +00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second? +00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake +00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-) +00:48 < drijen> fsck! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #379 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:25:49 UTC +% +<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a list of +the progras you can get with Apt-Get + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #380 + Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:08:29 UTC +% +< HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #381 + Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:40 UTC +% +< sonic_> but X works as root? +< root__> yes +< root__> root is like safe mode?? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #382 + Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:15 UTC +% +<CaptObviousman> this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer +<CaptObviousman> The Flying Saucer +<CaptObviousman> where beer lovers go to sample + +*few minutes later* + +fred> they suck. +<fred> Their website has flash +<fred> And, doesn't fit on 1024x768 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #383 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:39 UTC +% +< heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin +< rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #384 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:45 UTC +% +<xp_lunch> hi all! +<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows what keys +are being pressed at any given time? +<kristen> Yes... +<kristen> Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^ +<kristen> Sorry +<xp_lunch> how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed? +* xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg +<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this specifically, but +I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), though they were on windows. +Should be a linux version though.. about anything you could want is there. My +best suggestion is google. +<xp_prg> thanks kristen +<amphi> xp_prg: xev ? +<xp_prg> but is that graphical? +<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed on it +etc... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #385 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:55:26 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> argh +< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy +< Catoptromancy> heh +< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and + invariably it\'s because you asked a question +* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be + A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #386 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC +% +< juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also +< CaptObviousman> juanfelipe! +< CaptObviousman> sounds Canadian +< nullboy> canadian? wtf +< gbonvehi> CaptObviousman: juan and felipe are spanish names.. +< nullboy> CaptObviousman: you smoking crack? +< nullboy> CaptObviousman: put the bong down +< CaptObviousman> so, how long have I been polluting this channel for? +< CaptObviousman> few months now? +< juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names +< raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian. +< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m nucking futs +< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know is mexican. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #387 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:40:00 UTC +% +< nachox> hey people +< XGizzmo> werd +< rob0> Act dignified, everyone. He needn\'t find out what we were doing. +* XGizzmo hides the ash tray and beer cans +< rob0> Good evening, Mr. Nachox, sir, how are you? +< macavity> rob0: but i though you said nachox was OK with us ha- +< macavity> ermm... +< macavity> hanging out in here doing nothing! +< nachox> haha +< rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is. +< nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P +< macavity> *fsck* +< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the utmost in +decorum, I assure you. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #388 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:40:48 UTC +% +<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ?? +<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh +<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory. +<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us +know what it says +<SlayckX> ok +<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s +<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening +<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a +shar, which means that you need to execute it +<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should +do) and then running it +<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either. +<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing. +<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh +<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this +<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute +././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh +<SlayckX> I already pasted this +<sekhmet> *sigh* +<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\" 2) pick one 3) copy-and-paste your whole +terminal screen into it 4) post the link here +<SlayckX> why? +<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening... +<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you? +<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too +<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead +<SlayckX> yes that would be better. +<SlayckX> bon appetit :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #389 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC +% +< rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #390 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:45:37 UTC +% +<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make to me ? +<greeg> terminaldummy: use your distros package manager +<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where to start +<greeg> what distro terminaldummy +<terminaldummy> i\'m trying to use os x terminal +<greeg> they uasually come with make nowadays +<greeg> os x ? +<greeg> wtf you\'re on a mac ? +<greeg> this is #linuxhelp +<greeg> not #machelp +<terminaldummy> has linux/unix behind it +<terminaldummy> and terminal +<greeg> packages are different +<terminaldummy> you can runt hese kind of apps +<greeg> package managemenet is distro speciffic. +<greeg> otherwise i wouldnt mind +<terminaldummy> you use fink to do it i guess +<greeg> google how to install packages with fink + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #391 + Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:51 UTC +% +<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking for +any heretics.. +* heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) +<macavity> opps.. now he reset your connection again.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #392 + Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:54 UTC +% +<+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of.. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #393 + Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:57 UTC +% +* Dominian wears boxers year round +* heret|c wears jeans year round +< Dominian> oh and jeans +< heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans +< heret|c> not mall jeans +< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing nothing +but boxers ... +< andarius> please burn out my eyes + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #394 + Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:43:31 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384 +< Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark! +< Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/ +< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my uncle to +divorce her. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #395 + Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:38:42 UTC +% +<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious problem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #396 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:35 UTC +% +<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1 to something2 means: +diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #397 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:40 UTC +% +<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- need at least +22500 kB video meory +<CarlFK> will that keep the display from working at all? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #398 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:08 UTC +% +<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key, +it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\" +<Kaapa> ^V + tab +<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard? +<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v +<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt +:) +<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #399 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC +% +<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at the +moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if there\'s +something better + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #400 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:36 UTC +% +< andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :( +< straterra> It\'s turning me on + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #401 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:42 UTC +% +<C_Kode> Hey all. How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures? + I\'m not finding anything on Google. +<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\" pluggable authorization module +<savetheWorld> (or something like that) +<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #402 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC +% +* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} +<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) +<drijen> well said! +<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone female to +talk to +<straterra> Don\'t do that +<straterra> We..have our quota for female + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #403 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:05 UTC +% +* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} +<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) +<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with +bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #404 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC +% +< kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #405 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:54:43 UTC +% +< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\" +< thrice`> fuck, my company blows +< Dominian> er.. +< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha +< Dominian> lmao + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #406 + Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC +% +< straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys +< BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #407 + Added: Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:14:21 UTC +% +( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #408 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:32:56 UTC +% +pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put US Patent Law aside temp..:p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #409 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:33:04 UTC +% +< needles> whos patrick +< Motoko-chan> needles, PV. +< CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #411 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:25:12 UTC +% +<Dougy> Is there a tool like wget for slackware? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #412 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:17 UTC +% +< Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India. +< Rusty1> what\'s the area code? +< Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #413 + Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:25 UTC +% +<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\" +Suspect: + \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\" + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #414 + Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC +% +< avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/ +< mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI +< avt3kk> oook +< avt3kk> I type jfgi? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #415 + Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:32:51 UTC +% +< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using +8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why) +< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right? +< rob0> ok +< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D +< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL +-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by +peer\"] +<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #416 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC +% +<jp> How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives? +<jp> Isn\'t there a command like scanbus? or?? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #417 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:40 UTC +% +<edgy> $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l +<edgy> -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab +<edgy> no crontab for gutsy +<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list and edit +cron jobs?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #418 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:48 UTC +% +<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont know +which update adress to use.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #419 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:05 UTC +% +<jroes> is nfs also a kernel module device driver? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #420 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:10 UTC +% +< heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat +iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #421 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:04:18 UTC +% +02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you? +02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query window to +talk to you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #422 + Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:04:38 UTC +% +<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in +use\" due to a conflict with itself? +<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port... +<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird. +<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #423 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC +% +* hipodilski has joined #linuxhelp +<hipodilski> what is the windows equivalent com port of +<hipodilski> /dev/ttyBT0 +<hipodilski> ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #424 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:57 UTC +% +Dagmar: lusher00: Google +lusher00: asking google is like asking you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #425 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:29:25 UTC +% +< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i choose a +fix +< mwalling> nullboy: crack +< nullboy> yes, i am out of crack + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #426 + Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:29 UTC +% +<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end result +was a massive collapse of the company +<_sho_> :D +<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in 1 week! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #427 + Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:38 UTC +% +<+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :) +<+rworkman> er, shit happens :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #428 + Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:22:09 UTC +% +< Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #429 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:02 UTC +% +< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #430 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC +% +< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does everything I +need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new panties. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #431 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:31:22 UTC +% +<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using root@localhost.localdomain for +outbound email? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #432 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:38 UTC +% +< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not end in +.tgz +< rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto. +< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin america, +specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we just play it by ear +< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right? ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #433 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:54 UTC +% +16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh +16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #434 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:58 UTC +% +< fred> It's on par with lolita. +< LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors +who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was +looking? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #435 + Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:11 UTC +% +01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!! +01:00 < nullboy> YAY + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #436 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:24 UTC +% +<Led_Zeppelin> is it possible to download a Macromedia file? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #438 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:39 UTC +% +<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts is +just pathetic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #439 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:44 UTC +% +<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install the +sources? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #440 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:48 UTC +% +* camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined +#nwscript +* camgirl29 has quit (Quit: ) +<Nevyn> Damn tease.... +<Ariel> guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl +<Nevyn> We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #441 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:55:46 UTC +% +[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping tools and +wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #442 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:40 UTC +% +[15:22] <Alan_Hicks> Google knows all. +[15:23] <mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live +[15:24] <Alan_Hicks> First hit: ***** Co, NY +[15:24] <mwalling_> holy shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #443 + Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:53 UTC +% +* mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #444 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:22 UTC +% +< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ? +< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #445 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC +% +WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping. + Even so, this is worth the read... :-) + +<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear +that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware +cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with +System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style fact is +slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style +<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because +we have inittab and runlevels. +<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the +initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc', +<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program. +<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like. +<oneforall> BSD-style +<oneforall> SysV-style read it +<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as +allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with +rh and clones of it +<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything. +<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init +<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV +init system +<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is +used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it . +<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init. +<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER +<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so +it is BSD-like in that aspect. +<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style +<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init +<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V, +but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard +to see what that says +<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok? +<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think. +<oneforall> its not +<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside +from a lot of these dinky embedded ones +<oneforall> read +<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system. +<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not +all like is clamied here +<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init" +<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots. +<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init. +<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels. +<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file. +<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a +part of it and in a diffrent way than most +<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init. +<Dagmar> Not one little bit. +<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to +run based on that. +<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though. +<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts. No more, and no less. +<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this. +<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method. +<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make +things modular. +<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one +thing +<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time. +<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both +<oneforall> you just eat your own words +<Motoko-chan> Huh? +<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read. +<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init +<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init +<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what +runlevel because it has no runlevels +<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period. +<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said +trhere +<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear +<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV +<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init" +<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap +<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how +other modular systems do. +<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility +to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout* +<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init. +<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up? +<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny +it's existance. +<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect +Slackware's style. +<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php +<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used +<rworkman> no. +<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean +<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" +<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS +<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does +*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv +<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init. Period. +<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has +helped me once to understand the difference. +<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear +<rworkman> Yes, it is. +<Motoko-chan> Yes it is. +<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux +distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each +runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one +init script to each runlevel. +<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim +<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" +<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init" +<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG. +<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script +<oneforall> notice they are init scripts +<Motoko-chan> Correct. +<Dagmar> So what? +<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot. +<Dagmar> We have an init daemon. +<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is +system-v init. +<Dagmar> That makes us SysV. +<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people +<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD +init +<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo +if you take out that part yopur +fucked duh it only a f..g part +<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot +<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part. +##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. +##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by +rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112 +<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know +better. + +... and a few minutes later... + +<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air: +<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify +http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use +SysV init. It seems that some refuse to listen to reason. +<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit +being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the +appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made +manually) +<Dagmar> hehe +<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue? +<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of +us +<rworkman> :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #446 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC +% +< elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open + internet + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #447 + Added: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:25:35 UTC +% +* Declan (Declan@2234E2B0.532EBF4E.D09A77EC.IP) has joined #codelove +<Declan> Hey again toraton +<Declan> I want to try a little SQL now +<Declan> But I don't know how to access the thingy +<toraton> well +<toraton> hostname is youandeye.org +<toraton> username is declan +<toraton> pass is the same as your login pass +<Declan> Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #448 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:18:24 UTC +% +[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined +##slackware. +[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of +keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must +[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P +[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long +[00:24] <dadexter> to read +[00:24] <macavity> :P +[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata +[00:25] <macavity> you just got here +[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta.. +[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally +useless, and leave +[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha +[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P +[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love +goooooooooooooooooold" +[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste +[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #449 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC +% +< kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ? +< heret|c> bob, harry, and jack + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #450 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:29 UTC +% +15:49 < heret|c> *ahem* +15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ +15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem* +15:50 * heret|c whistles innocently + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #451 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:31 UTC +% +< Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G + processors? +<@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel? + +* time passes * + +< Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp +< Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue. +< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that really +matter? +< Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this. +< mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the + status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much memory that +is using +< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I have about +130 extensions now. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #452 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:40:03 UTC +% +< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #453 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC +% +< Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession. +<+fred> Your arse, or your left hand? +< Faux> I was going for the second. +<+fred> Oh, ok. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #454 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:13:59 UTC +% +11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The proc fan + doesn't like to work very well at all, so if you start + taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader on + prom night +11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that? +11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes +11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK) +11:39 < ThomasY> no +11:40 < CaptObviousman> even the male ones do, especially if they're gay +11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay +11:40 -!- ThomasY [i=straterr@slackadelic.com] has left ##woodchucks [] +11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #455 + Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:23:19 UTC +% +( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #456 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:29 UTC +% +<MrPocknix> Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer? +<amphi> MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer +<MrPocknix> thats is +<MrPocknix> how do i open it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #457 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:37 UTC +% +<oberon> what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ? +<daniel> It's probably in jail? :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #458 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:42 UTC +% +<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the LAN? like, +across the internet? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #459 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:49 UTC +% +( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean slack +is not for me + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #460 + Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:04:00 UTC +% +< MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to + use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel after u + boot + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #461 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:10:02 UTC +% +<drijen> scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit +<scorchsaber> thruman unit? +<rob0_> That's IT. +<rob0_> Thurman. +<drijen> has to be +<tjm> i dont think uma thurman is very attractive. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #462 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:35:12 UTC +% +drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #463 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:10 UTC +% +< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you exempt +porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #464 + Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:25:08 UTC +% +< chopp> /whowas x80 +< macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60 +< nullboy> haha +< nullboy> YOU LOOSE + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #465 + Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:41 UTC +% +<BP{k}> okay, everyone, the world is still safe. +<andarius> haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :( +<andarius> BP{k}: the world is never safe +<BP{k}> safe is a fluffy word :P +<ThomasY> so is pubic hair +<andarius> pubic hair is safe? +<andarius> but it could be a choking hazard :( + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #466 + Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:40 UTC +% +rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he just needs to +load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- no proto=imps +nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he knows +what's up +Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #467 + Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:55:31 UTC +% +< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their favorite +without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, _read_ them. +< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining licenses. +Then you could get some very strange flavours... +< Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes? +< Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #468 + Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:13:01 UTC +% +< mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you +< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became a penis +envy contest. + +... 10 Minutes Later... + +< Dagmar> Meh +< Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row +< thrice`> that's because it can detect lies + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #469 + Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:33:11 UTC +% +< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you? +< nullboy> i'm not feeling love +< ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting +< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that I loved +you at some point in the past. +< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree... +< ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #470 + Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:07:35 UTC +% +00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died +00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish +00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined ##woodchucks +00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off +00:49 < Dominian> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #471 + Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:50:04 UTC +% +(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others in a clear +and concise manner is a problem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #472 + Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:03 UTC +% +< fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #474 + Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:12 UTC +% +--> SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has joined #linux +<SyntaxError> anyone know a good distro for laptops? +<phyberoptix> the same one you use on your desktop +<SyntaxError> nvm then +<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux (Leaving) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #475 + Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:21 UTC +% +< Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space. +< Dagmar> You really don't. +< Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes. +< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to make cats +explode? +< Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #476 + Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:47 UTC +% +< Dominian> yanking it now +< Dominian> er.. cloning it now +< Dominian> fsck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #477 + Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:33 UTC +% +< unixfool> noobfarm! +< fuzzbawl> that's what she said + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #478 + Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:34 UTC +% +<Gargantua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png +<Gargantua> pathetic +<pilate> Gargantua, why is that pathetic? One of the biggest problems is +cross-platform incompatability. OSX natively running KDE is a big step. +<pilate> shows well for kde devs as well as osx devs +<Gargantua> that's just a theme man... +<pilate> oh +<Gargantua> ahahahaha +<pilate> hahaha +<pilate> omg +<pilate> pathetic. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #479 + Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:02 UTC +% +<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as some +sundry hacks that you can try +<benjsh_> why is linux so complicated +<benjsh_> it is not made for users +* mwalling has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) +* phao (n=pedro@201.78.19.87) has left ##slackware +<qartis> I was never good at philosophy +<chris_punches> benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware +manufacturing and hardware support problem. Via refuses to cooperate with the +open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers can be used in +non-windows systems. +<chris_punches> Blame predatory contracting. +<chris_punches> As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #480 + Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:34 UTC +% +< fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #481 + Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:37 UTC +% +< briantumor> rh can suck my penis +< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake with a +salas +< rickyricon_> salad +< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you up.. but man +a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling feeling when your done.. +kind of like Slackware. +< rickyricon_> hahaha + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #482 + Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:35:28 UTC +% +<@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women +< guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #483 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:55:56 UTC +% +< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* thinking of +pron! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #484 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:56:01 UTC +% +< alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn? Dagmar said Ctrl+alt+Fn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #485 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:41:13 UTC +% +< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you jumping +right into the deepend with C/C++ +< Invert314> i gave up on bash +< Invert314> it's too hard +< Invert314> i figure C will be easier +< Invert314> i gave up on PHP too +< Invert314> i got one of the SAMs teach yourself PHP in 24 hours +< Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages +< Invert314> none of it made sense + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #486 + Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:45:41 UTC +% +<Brad> It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #487 + Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:51:13 UTC +% +<straterra> nachox, all the great things in life are +illegal..like...choloforming your gf +<fuzzbawl> choloforming? does that require a special way to lean? +<straterra> yes +<straterra> gotta lean like a cholo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #488 + Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:37 UTC +% +12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me +12:38 < mwalling_> \o/ +12:38 < mwalling_> /o/ +12:38 < mwalling_> \o\ +12:38 < mwalling_> |o| + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #489 + Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:41 UTC +% +< fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package +-!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection] + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #490 + Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:46 UTC +% +<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they? +<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!". + +(#totse @ slashnet.org) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #491 + Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC +% +< Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without + losing quality, is that possible? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #492 + Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:56:49 UTC +% +<heatxsink> anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files? +<erpo> heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;) +<heatxsink> aw geez +<heatxsink> great +<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that you'll make +a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law into something sane, +I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file. +<heatxsink> interesting +<heatxsink> okay sure +<erpo> First install the unrar utility if you haven't already. +<erpo> Then: +<erpo> unrar e first-file-in-the-set +<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent rar files. +<heatxsink> tahnks +<heatxsink> donating n9ow +<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of asking in +#linuxhelp. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #493 + Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:22:03 UTC +% +<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to warwick, +parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #494 + Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:06:16 UTC +% +<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, how does +it know which server to contact for the response? +<kasc> osmosis: black voodoo magic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #495 + Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:03:46 UTC +% +<ricardo0o> hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #496 + Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:03 UTC +% +* LoganTheRed secks straterra +* straterra moans + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #497 + Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:09 UTC +% +< guinea-pig> whoa +< guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance +<@caker> by switching to Linode +< guinea-pig> it's true. +<@caker> Linode. So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #498 + Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:38 UTC +% +< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up soldering +< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment Rusty1? +< Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work +* Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove +< Peikko> True +< Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention +< Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #499 + Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:18 UTC +% +< ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default +< ka24> plus a zero or so + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #500 + Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:26 UTC +% +15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o +15:48 < straterra> do^ +15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P +15:50 < straterra> Yes I am +15:50 < straterra> You are just sober + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #501 + Added: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:48 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway. +< kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway +< Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^) +< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router in Buffalo +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public IP address? +< Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem. +< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which goes to the +main thing +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing. +< kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ... +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute. +< kitche> mwalling_ well actuallu 10.41.10.1 +< kitche> http://pastebin.ca/833775 +< Alan_Hicks> ping 130.81.12.77 +< Alan_Hicks> WTF?! C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator> +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #502 + Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:06 UTC +% +< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle? +< dadexter_laptop> no +< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra +< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it +< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you? +< mwalling_> straterra: you want it? +< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine +< straterra> Want...what? +< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle +< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels +< straterra> Especially not people named Mark +< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich +< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad +day +< dadexter_laptop> wait +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle??? +< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want +it +< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy +< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich??? +< mwalling_> no +< bird603568> :o +< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich. +< mwalling_> next to my sandwich +< straterra> In your mouth? +< mwalling_> in the same box +< mwalling_> i don't like pickles +< dadexter_laptop> me neither +< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor +for your anus? +< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues +< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense +< bird603568> no pickle would be penis +< straterra> Duh +< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle +< mwalling_> yes. +< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar +< plee> yes.. some people do that +< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a +freakin week +< mwalling_> ok +< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm... +< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle +< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle? +< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted +< mwalling_> lengthwise +< straterra> Hmm +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!! +< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit +< mwalling_> going once! +< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it +< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost? +< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone +< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it +< plee> hehe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #504 + Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC +% +* LizardKing sss... +< cpunches> I don't get it. Why does he slither? +< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk... you slither... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #505 + Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:36 UTC +% +<thrice`> damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark +<straterra> Whaaa +<straterra> You better go back and lay the pimp smack down on her +<thrice`> yeah, hit her in the face +<thrice`> then verbally degrade her +<thrice`> then take 3 stickers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #506 + Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:51 UTC +% +< mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass +< Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now? +< mwalling> 10:59 < Dominian> mwalling: I will have DSL by thursday :D +< Dominian> oh +< thrice`> how many reasons do you want +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> hahaha +< thrice`> oh +< thrice`> ;) +< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup just +isn't for me +< Dominian> s/by/but +< thrice`> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #508 + Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:08:41 UTC +% +< qkit> morn +(10 minutes pass) +< eroc> s/morn/moron/ +< eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #509 + Added: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:51:59 UTC +% +< BP{k}> holy testical thursday + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #510 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:01 UTC +% +< fred> it's *HUGE* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #511 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:07 UTC +% +< straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #512 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:15:37 UTC +% +< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, not in arm +wrestling + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #513 + Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:47:54 UTC +% +< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to cut one. I +thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out of the gate, AND +we're sitting in leather chairs +< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one of those +moments you feel to have to share + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #514 + Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:58 UTC +% +<Turk-Admin> hi +<Turk-Admin> every budy +<Turk-Admin> im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #515 + Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:14 UTC +% +<etronik> Hi all! is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux) +distribution? +<etronik> I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk +<RichiH> etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux +<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have mispelled it +:-) thanks +<RichiH> np :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #516 + Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:27 UTC +% +* LoganTheRed humps your leg +* straterra moans +< straterra> Haaarrrder + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #517 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:40 UTC +% +< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance known to +man. +< mwalling_> what is diamond? +< Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull' + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #518 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:45 UTC +% +< farabi> I got this error when running svn: +< farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2: + cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory +<@fred> install sasl. +< farabi> thanks fred + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #519 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:54 UTC +% +Logan: <so wants to order this Intel q600 +Logan: q660 +Logan: q6600 fucking bastard damnit! +drijen: l2tyoe! +drijen: oh fuck me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #520 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:31 UTC +% +<Milencho> can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5* +<Milencho> and install the new? +<Fatb0y> yes you could you just have to build the new +<Milencho> where can i find 4.0 tgz packet? +* Marcus_ (n=Marcus@d90-128-61-126.cust.tele2.de) has joined ##slackware +<BP{k}> not anywhere afaik. +<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself. i have not seen any .tgz's +yet. +<spook> Milencho: be patient +<Milencho> good idea, i will wait a week ;] +<Milencho> or two +<Fatb0y> and if you do wait you can just do upgradepkg +<Fatb0y> or remove and installpkg whichever +<Milencho> i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet +<Milencho> i will wait ;) +<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may have +serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ? +<Marcus_> but there are already some packages available by mytux +<Marcus_> http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/ +<Marcus_> it installs to /opt +<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie .. +kdepim +<Marcus_> of course you can. +<Marcus_> you know svn? +<BP{k}> yes, in that way you can :P +<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en. i would +just like to read what they did if anything important on there. +<BP{k}> I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :) +<Marcus_> its your choice. +<Marcus_> perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site +<Milencho> i think the best choise is to waitin +<Milencho> slack 12.1 with kde 4.0 +<Milencho> ;]] +<Marcus_> i am not sure if pv will already include it? +<BP{k}> I will be stunned and shocked if he did. +<ayaz> I will ditch slackware if he did. +<BP{k}> ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #521 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:36 UTC +% +16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has +joined #debian +16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey +16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me +16:21 < lamby> !ask +16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem +with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try + to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___." +Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or + pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all +volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't + get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org +------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine +16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #522 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC +% +-!- eilart1 [n=matteo@151.66.190.135] has joined #amarok +< eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers +< eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber +< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site i login +< emunkki> what the heck are you talking about? +< eilart1> amarok +< hurra> 0o +< emunkki> uhm... +< fred> /o\\ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #523 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:53:03 UTC +% +< lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #524 + Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:01:00 UTC +% +( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher +( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C. +( Qrawl_) the steps guy +( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #525 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:34 UTC +% +< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that +they put on hair dryers. They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it. +< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the +rinse and repeat +< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing. See? People +don't follow directions. +< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #526 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC +% +( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #527 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:52 UTC +% +< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #528 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC +% +< JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled. +< straterra> Speak for yourself + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #529 + Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:49:01 UTC +% +< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock" +< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about +fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #530 + Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC +% +< thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living? +< mwalling_> not sure +< mwalling_> but he works night shifts +< straterra> IRC server tester + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #531 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:22 UTC +% +< UFOzx> hi all +< straterra> hi +< UFOzx> how do you live +< straterra> i eat...drink..sleep +< UFOzx> are you from america :) ? +< straterra> have occassional sex +< straterra> yes.. +< UFOzx> )) i'm too +< straterra> how do you live? +< UFOzx> but i'm from russia +< UFOzx> how life in america :) ? +* mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms.... +< straterra> mwalling: asl? +< straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #532 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:26 UTC +% +< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what +screen does!" +< mwalling> hehehe +< vbatts> ha +< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it +* CaptObviousman face palms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #533 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC +% +< alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #534 + Added: Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:36:43 UTC +% +< nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ? +< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were fscking? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #536 + Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:40:42 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) is a lot +easier than you may think. +< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, all +going in different directions that gets ugly +< Alan_Hicks> True. +< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a country +filled with airplanes? +< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't like? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #537 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:15:11 UTC +% +11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants +11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #538 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:32:17 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for you. I make +a very good living getting paid to do things other people don't want to do. +< samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee +< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies need love +too! +< mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU +* mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #539 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 UTC +% +< DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address? +< Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1 +< Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #540 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:49 UTC +% +<straterra> I'm pretty buff +<andarius> like in turtle wax ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #541 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:54 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a rock in a +pool +< Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density +< andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well +< cpunches> i float +< straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #542 + Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:31:07 UTC +% +< straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k? +< W|GGL|T> ATDT +< Alan_Hicks> ATDH +< mwalling_> SKAWEEESH +< straterra> KKSSSSHHHSHSHHSSSHHH +< mwalling_> BEDOO BE DOO +< W|GGL|T> lol +< straterra> DadoooDOOOOOOO +< mwalling_> +KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +< W|GGL|T> <busy tone> +< rob0_> NO CARRIER +< mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH +< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP BEEP BEEP +BEEP BEEP BEEP +< straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #543 + Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:44 UTC +% +< slackerpete> phrag, its so small + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #544 + Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:14 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it and I'll +eat it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #545 + Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:16 UTC +% +<@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway? +<@serclappie> no it wont i believe +<@serclappie> oh and additionally +<@serclappie> its Leopard +<@serclappie> not OSX + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #546 + Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:14 UTC +% +15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs faster? + <i look at ebuild's name> + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #547 + Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:04 UTC +% +<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a picture +of some guy opening up his butthole + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #548 + Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:11 UTC +% +< SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic +messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #549 + Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:54 UTC +% +< mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!! +< mwalling> </tomcruise> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #550 + Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:56 UTC +% +macavity humps fred + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #551 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:35 UTC +% +< phrag> what just happened + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #552 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:37 UTC +% +22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S +22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i +22:19 < W|GGL|T> i'm just VERY picky on what servers i join +22:19 < straterra> you should let me pwn you +22:19 < straterra> Eerrr..play ya +22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill? cuz you're gonna get ravaged +22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #553 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:44 UTC +% +< straterra> I love this laptop stand +< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it? +< Dominian> They call it the "erection" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #554 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC +% +< nullboy> fuck this sun thing +< mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis +< nullboy> the LOM port is NOICE +< Dominian> heh +< Dominian> Didy ou get in finally? +< nullboy> nope +< nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port +< nullboy> with heat transfer grease too + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #555 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:16 UTC +% +< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + 2) ? +< Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42 +< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a real number +< Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42 +< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys +< Alan_Hicks> You're welcome. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #556 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:52:13 UTC +% +< myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #557 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:53 UTC +% +< myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #558 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:58 UTC +% +< DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now +< rworkman> Hari Kari + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #559 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:30:04 UTC +% +< dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #560 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:56:19 UTC +% +<@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt +<@Dagmar> Satan might. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #561 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:00:55 UTC +% +< myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the + basement for 3 days and it'll work again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #562 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:14 UTC +% +< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear + holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #563 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC +% +<WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite +<Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b +<WIldnQIk> tell me +<Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #564 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:16 UTC +% +<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea? +<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews +<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do +is make money from it +<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont +make him money to further the zionist agenda +<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by +gays?!?! WTF + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #565 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC +% +< straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #566 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:43:54 UTC +% +<straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #567 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:44:22 UTC +% +< cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically + improve Debian overnight. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #568 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:57:32 UTC +% +(Brian is a coworker) + +Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project +Straterra: STD +Brian: stuff to do? +Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do +Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better +Brian: I like mine better. :) +Straterra: I do too +Straterra: I think I shall steal it +Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake? +Straterra: lol +Straterra: Dude +Straterra: Rename RT that +Brian: STFU would rock +Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com +Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #569 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC +% +< straterra> COME ON +::: straterra whines +< straterra> Come ooooonnnn +< acidchild> bitch +< fred> straterra's my bitch. +< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy +< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date +< fred> Distance is an issue. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #570 + Added: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:07 UTC +% +< TeMagic> !ask +<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the +problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...) +< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I +can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no +internet and no updates... +< TeMagic> nobody knows? +< TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway +< TeMagic> bye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #571 + Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:00:05 UTC +% +< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully functional +computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #572 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:46 UTC +% +<USCA> us & ca universities +<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities +<amrit|wrk> huh? +<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;) +<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;) +<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #573 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC +% +<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing the +/etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't recognize a root +account? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #574 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:03 UTC +% +02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time +02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me +02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron comes +from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-) +02:57 < exile777> rofl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #575 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:11 UTC +% +< Astiv> what's the future of asm? +< lleksah> lol +< lleksah> nice one +< lleksah> 8/10 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #576 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:01:25 UTC +% +< AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc +<@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #577 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:07:19 UTC +% +< patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #578 + Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:50:06 UTC +% +< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does not, +like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #579 + Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:20:08 UTC +% +<sebbs> could someone help me? +<sebbs> my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #580 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:50 UTC +% +<fouroftwenty> lol, what is this samba? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #581 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:54 UTC +% +< fred> IA64 -> x86-64: +< fred> <intel> I made you a 64-bit processor +< fred> <amd> But I eated it. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #583 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:14 UTC +% +< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last night you +dork :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #584 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:27 UTC +% +< straterra> You have a woman +< straterra> Make her make us some drinks! +< rob0> yes, splendid idea +* straterra has a woman too +< straterra> Just..not in yelling distance +< straterra> Dominian: ping + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #585 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:10 UTC +% +< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger + "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a +snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #586 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC +% +< rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #587 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:23:53 UTC +% +* rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #588 + Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:55:09 UTC +% +<fuo> hi +<fuo> what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #589 + Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:34:26 UTC +% +< rworkman> man 8 buttplug + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #590 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:37:36 UTC +% +< MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #591 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:40:20 UTC +% +< MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX? +< MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #592 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:48:08 UTC +% +<livinded> as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #593 + Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:11:07 UTC +% +< fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #594 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:10 UTC +% +< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda backups +fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files .. might that be the +reason? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #595 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:06 UTC +% +< Dominian> great.. +< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting in a relay +rack configuration +< Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME> +< Dominian> Send me non-versarails +< eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> lmfao +< thrice> lol + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #596 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:27 UTC +% +< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday. Which +makes typing Es a little tingly. +< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e in it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #597 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:54 UTC +% +< Dominian> !topic remove 6 +<@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #598 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:13 UTC +% +< straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd! +< straterra> freenode^ +< straterra> better and smarter? +< rworkman> Well, it was. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #599 + Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:14 UTC +% +<andarius> JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with +<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow. Your idea is intriguing; can I join +your mailing list? +<andarius> only if you can string an inode :P +<andarius> we have standrads :) +<andarius> but spelling is not one of them ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #600 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:47 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn where the +sun doesn't shine. +< JKWood> Urrr... +< rob0> oooooooh that burns + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #601 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:40 UTC +% +<sybariten> isnt rmuser a linux standard command? +<sybariten> i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #602 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:42 UTC +% +<nix_chix0r> i dont feel like shopping online for sperm +<nix_chix0r> figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #603 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:54 UTC +% +< naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz +< naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status +< naji-> whats lz? +< Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib. +< naji-> it wasnt me i swear + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #604 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:14:07 UTC +% +< ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years? +<@mattl> ams: yes. +< ams> it has? +<@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE + MANAGER?! +<@mattl> ams: seriously. step down. +<@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more + capable release manager, like... anyone, do it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #605 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:36:55 UTC +% +From #gnu: + +ams: you really need to lighten up +ams: j00bar: like maybe go out a bit, and meet people... +baughj: now that's comedy +baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people +j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh* +ams: then we are three +ams: mattl is even worse than us! +amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking a social +life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for drooling? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #606 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:47:08 UTC +% +16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short: I was in Wal-Mart checking +out. I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the +woman behind me says "You have a dog?" I couldn't resist. +<+rworkman> Me: "Nope. I'm getting back on the Purina diet. I used to weigh +over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it." She says, "You look +like you lost more than that." +<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out +last week." +<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?" Me: "No." +<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car +hit me" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #607 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC +% +<Dagmar> I've exactly zero printing mojo. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #608 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:39 UTC +% +22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #609 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:42 UTC +% +< JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #610 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:06 UTC +% +<rob0> maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #611 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:13 UTC +% +< clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about... +< clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one? +< fophillips> Urm... +< fophillips> No hardware support? +< fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #612 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:17 UTC +% +<gore_> Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #613 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:49 UTC +% +<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, you should +guess again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #614 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:55 UTC +% +<JKWood> rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that? +<rob0> sorry I'm slow tonight +<gore_> wtf is a noobfarm? +<ananke> gore_ : that's where you become famous +<ananke> think of it as celebrity rehab +<gore_> wtf for? +<rworkman> Just go there already and you'll see. +<rworkman> :) +<rworkman> dot.org +<gore_> Celebrty rehab? +<JKWood> Yep. +<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the public +they're sorry they know how to have fun +<JKWood> You're not famous yet, although you will be. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #615 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:49:18 UTC +% +<acidchild> you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #616 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:11:17 UTC +% +<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location of my +external ip? +<andrea23> how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #617 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:20:52 UTC +% +<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total war, or +dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not sure whch to play +:( and not sure which performs best on slackware, been a while since I setup +wine for it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #619 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:01:33 UTC +% +< NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually? +< NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4 +< NopaTop> 192.168.1.1.999 etc? +< NopaTop> people bitch that ipv4 address space is full +< NopaTop> but i've never seen 999.999.999.999 +< NopaTop> it seems stupid to only use 255 numbers when you have 999 +< NopaTop> just patch ifconfig to allow 999? +... +< NopaTop> [S+Z] Unknown command: /PART +< NopaTop> what is part supposed to do? +< NopaTop> humm i dunno how i leave a channel +< NopaTop> i've never had to do it before +< NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #620 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:59:39 UTC +% +< danopia`school> is IRC = email? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #621 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:47:30 UTC +% +-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked up, +again. See you in a bit!] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #622 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:37 UTC +% +< skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App? +<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; /etc/rc.d/rc.syslog +restart ; chvt 12 +<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not written to +files. +<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little bit +further. +<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing bad has +happened. ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #623 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:52 UTC +% +<faileas> i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #624 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:56 UTC +% +<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless +<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy +<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer." +<thrice`> <3 +<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around? +<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister +<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend +<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the +last three lines, I've no idea what it was +<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here +<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #625 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC +% +< dadexter_laptop> he's your 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out + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #628 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:50 UTC +% +< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P +< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same subnet as +the host OS +< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes +< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/ +< JKWood> Not this again... +-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck +< rob0> WOW it worked!! +< nullboy> lmao +< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ? +-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination +connected"] +< andarius> sweet +< rob0> That worked too! +< Buggaboo> What worked? +< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #629 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC +% +<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should move the +binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the info needed to find +the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be on the filesystem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #630 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:45 UTC +% +< JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #631 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:47 UTC +% +< straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M +sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #632 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:48 UTC +% +<limac> what was the first unix OS? +<limac> minix? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #633 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:19 UTC +% +< emma> what are the advantages of slackware? +< nullboy> emma: control +< charle97> emma: control +< macavity> emma: control +< JKWood> emma: control +< emma> wow you guys like control! +< rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #634 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:26 UTC +% +<rob0> Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it. +<rworkman> rob0: assholes? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #635 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:31 UTC +% +<rworkman> I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #636 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:34 UTC +% +* fred is a fan of /boot/ponies + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #637 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:59 UTC +% +* acidchild has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) +<Dominian> and .. a bus just drove by again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #638 + Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:02 UTC +% +<emma> movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #639 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:16:58 UTC +% +<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical memory +modules are installed without needing to pop the case open and look? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #640 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:00 UTC +% +<Picachoo> how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading +updates? in kubuntu +<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show some +curtesy, and wait for answers there + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #641 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:05 UTC +% +<K-Mash> hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #642 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:08 UTC +% +<limac> well, g2g to good old bed :) +<JKWood> I wish I was there. +<limac> see ya people tomorrow +<JKWood> Well... my bed. +<limac> bbye +<JKWood> Not your bed. +<limac> :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #643 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:11 UTC +% +r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg +r3vld: thats the picture +nullboy: is that slackware? +nullboy: r3vld: what is that? +r3vld: slackware +Basho: I wondered that myself +r3vld: 12 +BP{k}: that is *NOT* slackware +nullboy: that doesn't look like slackware to me +BP{k}: slackware does not use *yum-update .. whatever it is +nullboy: r3vld: can you explain this? +r3vld: its 12.0 +r3vld: slackware +BP{k}: with yum? +r3vld: well i installed 12.0 slackware +nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up +***andarius smells a rat, a fedora rat or similar :o +r3vld: no redhat +nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting +nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting +r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get slackware +r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error +r3vld: :( + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #644 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:15 UTC +% +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages +OsamaK: "manpages"? +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #645 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC +% +<pasta> wow, people still use slackware? +<Dominian> wow people still ask stupid questions? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #646 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:40 UTC +% +<pasta> what is slackware known for? +<dadexter_laptop> not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #647 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:44 UTC +% +<Dagmar> I go to installfests and freaking birds practically follow me around +singing birdsong of harmony + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #648 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:31 UTC +% +< jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on +integrating youtube into totem +< jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/ +< Alan_Hicks> Pot. +< InspectorCluseau> GPot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #649 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:28 UTC +% +<Liono> why i cant see etc/sudoers i have enabled to show hidden files + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #650 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:09 UTC +% +<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i have to +backup and restore on a new empty raid? +<memeyou> does that question make sense? +<memeyou> or mdadm, that is + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #651 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:19 UTC +% +<xp_prg> anyone know a good youtube proxy? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #652 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:22 UTC +% +<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root file +system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #653 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:29 UTC +% +<GoRpO> i have a problem .. +<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ... +<ciosad> doh +<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ? +<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs +<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs +partition +<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see +http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc +<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition +<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be +execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is +a ntfs partition +<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ? +<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at +http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk +<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within +linux. +<GoRpO> omg +<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;) +<sethk> amphi, thank you :) +<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can +kiss that fs goodbye +<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator). + That's just hideous +<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for +rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror +reanimator" ;) +<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh? +<sekhmet> amphi: Quite +<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was +sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs +<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment +<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is +interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable... +<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido " +<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment +<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;) +<sethk> reiser will kill you .... :) +<amphi> heh +<GoRpO> hehe +<GoRpO> reiser just killed me +<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs +partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a +reiser fs, bailing" +<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe +<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good +<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #654 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC +% +< Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies] +< Triviette> B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn + Monroe +< Triviette> actually could act. +< Triviette> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #655 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:07:16 UTC +% +<laptor> <sekhmet> I like gentoo but it's very hard :( +<sethk> it's not hard. It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard. +<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken. Gentoo is OMGFAST. ZOOOOOOOOM! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #656 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:33 UTC +% +< Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow +< Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #657 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:37 UTC +% +< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop in it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #658 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:40 UTC +% +<Killab33z> where is my .wine directory? +<sethk> Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #659 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:36:54 UTC +% +<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered 4 discs +that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The /dev/sdx1 devices +are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all discs as spares +<daniel> Ah +<daniel> Ok, I -A --force'ed them +<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought the new +mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D +<daniel> Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #660 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:10 UTC +% +<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely +will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will +recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the +stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #661 + Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:23 UTC +% +<straterra> uh..no +<straterra> and..guess what +<straterra> im not in a pc + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #662 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:35 UTC +% +<DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio. +<Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25 +<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- - +<theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode? +<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer +is totally invisible. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #663 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:39 UTC +% +< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games + come with their own stuff if it's required +< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running + standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key. +< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before +< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games +< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever. +< fred> steam's think does it too +< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't +< fred> it does +< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine +< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely + cooperates with cedega to work on linux +< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was + good, and worked with anti-cheat companies? +< fred> *headdesk* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #664 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC +% +<+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though + my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used + for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my + account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say + that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original + order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that + order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from + them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again + after that now.) +<+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #665 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:57 UTC +% +< christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #666 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 UTC +% +< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all +the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his +hands in his tiny, POS saturn. +< LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #667 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:30 UTC +% +<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname? +<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym" +<Dominian> haha +<fred> JKWood: *SLAP* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #668 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC +% +<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #669 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:53:16 UTC +% +< acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans. +< acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now +< straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award! +< straterra> DING DING DING DING! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #671 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:59:54 UTC +% +Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support.... + +I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts. This was some years +ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password. I actually got them +to give me whatever I needed. The conversation went something like this. + +"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?" +"My what?" +"Your government contract ID number." +"We don't have that information anymore." +"You should have received that with..." +"You don't understand. That information is on one of our servers, and that +server has crashed. It's the one I was calling you about." +"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions +to verify your identity. Is Commissioner So-and-so there?" +(This is where the lie got really good.) +"Oh great!" +"Is there a problem sir?" +"Yes there's a problem. He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges." +"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor." + +Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #672 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC +% +< livinded> whoa +< livinded> nice netsplit +< Dominian> hrm +< Dominian> Yeah.. that was huge +< livinded> I've seen bigger +< dadexter_laptop> that's what she said +< livinded> wow, I walked right into that one + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #673 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:13:22 UTC +% +<MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time? +<theatro> can you get the fake one? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #674 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:47 UTC +% +< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and desktop and +email so I can giggle +< straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San +Francisco... +< straterra> *cringe* +< mwalling_> heh +* mwalling_ giggles +< mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #676 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:55 UTC +% +< peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #677 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:03 UTC +% +03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS +03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys +03:25 < macavity> that was an oxymoron right there.. +03:25 < mwalling_> macavity: ... +03:25 < JKwood> client for MS? +03:25 < JKwood> Yep. +03:25 < mwalling_> er +03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/ + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #678 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:06 UTC +% +< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd like it +< straterra> Lies +< gore_> What kind of music do you like? +< BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;) +< straterra> BP{k}: You caught me +< straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats +< JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it. +< JKwood> You'd love it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #679 + Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:19:21 UTC +% +* spook fscks Dominian + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #680 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:12 UTC +% +<Anarkhi> anyone here? +<theatro> just ask +<Anarkhi> i have +* theatro has quit (""Mummy, do robots make babies?"") +<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and quiting -.- + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #681 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:21 UTC +% +< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take before there +is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #682 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:27 UTC +% +* fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #683 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:14:29 UTC +% +<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a weight +complex? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #685 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:19 UTC +% +<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to? sudo cat fstab.txt >> /etc/fstab + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #686 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:37 UTC +% +22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so +22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall? +23:08 < Pensicola> distracted + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #687 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:50 UTC +% +[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted point of +view it only exists out of customary procedure +[16:59] <andarius> lol +[16:59] <deoks> Yes. +[16:59] <deoks> Some do see people as programs :) +[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: It's what we call 'building rapport' +[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: Think of it as logging in and establishing +permissions :D +[17:00] <nullboy> lol +[17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P +[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a privledge +escallation on some ppl +[17:01] <systemloc> sp? +[17:02] <andarius> permission regression :o +[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable prism +wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue. +[17:03] <systemloc> JKWood: eh? +[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world you might +get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter +[17:04] <phrag> lol +[17:04] <andarius> but that can lead to child processes .... +[17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware. +[17:04] <phrag> haha +[17:04] <nullboy> hahaha +[17:04] <andarius> then you are stuck with responsibility to the system :( +[17:04] <andarius> admin for life you are +[17:04] <nullboy> lmao +[17:05] <nullboy> oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption +[17:05] <andarius> lol +[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to spawn, +but before they fork from the mother process +[17:05] <andarius> ahh yes +[17:05] <systemloc> this is, of course, very controversial +[17:06] <andarius> some also remove the ability of the code to replicate +completely. then port probing is considered safe +[17:06] <phrag> think of the malware! +[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code, and when +does it have the right to run to it's natural completion? +[17:06] <andarius> as null bits are used for firing +[17:07] <phrag> noobfarm ^ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #688 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:55 UTC +% +< fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles +< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're screw +deliverers. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #689 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:31 UTC +% +Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party. +amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset. +amrit unchecks the E series +amrit- Don't want that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #690 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:51 UTC +% +< rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ... +< fred> Have a lemon party! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #691 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:37 UTC +% +[12:24] <AbortRetryFail> I'm just praying to the gods of *nix and what better +place to do that than in an IRC channel? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #692 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:50 UTC +% +<andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #693 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:54 UTC +% +<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"? +<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that. +<mwalling> ... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #694 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC +% +[14:41] <rob0> Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut +[14:42] <jpipkin> haha +[14:42] <Dagmar> Mmm... berliner +[14:42] <jpipkin> auslander :-/ +[14:42] Action: Rixon eats rob0 +[14:43] <jpipkin> woh kinky +[14:43] <rob0> That makes it officially a lemon party. +[14:43] <Rixon> lol# +[14:43] <Rixon> got a cup? +[14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window. +[14:44] <Rixon> hahah +[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are worrying +about + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #695 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:40 UTC +% +< docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware] +< volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM? +< docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system +< mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor! +< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly then +you :P +< volkerdi> hehe +< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather gimp +outfit...mmmmm +< thrice`> easy straterra +< straterra> do i gotta? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #697 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:51 UTC +% +<rworkman> In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way. +<straterra> rworkman, why the hell not?! :( +<straterra> can we get it your way? +<nullboy> you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper off first and +move patties around +<rworkman> bingo :) +<straterra> damn +<straterra> im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo +<rworkman> heh +<JKWood> And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire. +<JKWood> Flame-broiled has its disadvantages. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #698 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:51 UTC +% +* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel +<peacedog> Frozen eel or Lemony Knife? +* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #699 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:58 UTC +% +<Old_Fogie> AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable' +<nullboy> lol +<nullboy> he said box +<Old_Fogie> What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL +<AbortRetryFail> do you /really/ want to know? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #700 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:06:09 UTC +% +-!- hades_ has joined #freenode +< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds of it.. +Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu? +-!- Vaajda has joined #freenode +< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at the same +time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #701 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:35:27 UTC +% +< mwalling> i think i can fake it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #702 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:28:54 UTC +% +<CarlFK> sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by +usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd +<CarlFK> is there something that will rm all of those? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #703 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:11 UTC +% +<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different than +windows + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #704 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:14 UTC +% +<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable by a +script like with php, what group should my www folder be +<joshuamc> the same as apache? same as php? +<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable is by +doing 777 on them and that's dangerous + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #705 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:24 UTC +% +<sethk> how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy? +<Fiver> sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #706 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:26 UTC +% +< JKWood> W|GGL|T: If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular +torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #707 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC +% +< fred> Lemon party... tasty. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #708 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:35 UTC +% +< JKWood> straterra: "goat" is not a sex. +< straterra> yes it is +< straterra> i can prove it +< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots.. +< straterra> and they cant run + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #709 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC +% +08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising +08:04 * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon +08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has + left ##slackware ["fag"] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #710 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC +% +< JKWood> andarius: You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, I fertilize +it heavily. ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #711 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:52 UTC +% +<frog> what's the command to compile tex in vim? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #712 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:07 UTC +% +<k1lumin4t1> what's the correct english name for those CD round labels? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #713 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:11 UTC +% +<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too +big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)" (its ~7gb) +<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file +<Rael> is that your porn collection + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #714 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is +< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing... +she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone" +< rworkman> Dominian: awesome! +< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old +< Dominian> I about choked +< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :) +< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..." I said "hhh honey.. she's a +programmer in the making.." + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #715 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC +% +( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #716 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:52 UTC +% +<SpookyET> I'm a fishhole + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #717 + Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:03:57 UTC +% +< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P +< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment +< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love. +< jpipkin> I'm full of shit. +< macavity> LOL +< acidchild> haha +< rob0> I'm full of myself. +< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0 +< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby +< dadexter_laptop> err +< rob0> ewwwwwwww + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #718 + Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC +% +<jefreee_c> JKWood is ddossing me +<jefreee_c> someone help +<JKWood> Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's. Uh-huh. +<andarius> JKWood: dont forget your phone ;) +<JKWood> Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #719 + Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:40:07 UTC +% +msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently pressing +do nothing ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #720 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:23:00 UTC +% +<nullboy> i'm going to grow a bear like stallman + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #721 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:20 UTC +% +<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos\ +<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge ? +<AcTiVaTe> Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read +elementary stuff 1st +<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat about it? +<DGMurdockIII> i am reading +<DGMurdockIII> im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine +<AcTiVaTe> It enables the repository containing wine +<DGMurdockIII> could u help me do with it please cose im stuk +<DGMurdockIII> on one of the steps +<AcTiVaTe> Which one? +<DGMurdockIII> priority=N step +<AcTiVaTe> N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly +<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or repo's as +they call em +<DGMurdockIII> ok i get that but i can save the file +<DGMurdockIII> can't +<AcTiVaTe> So use su or sudo +<DGMurdockIII> dont know now how to do +<DGMurdockIII> i now how to uses su when it ask to be root for a cooand +<DGMurdockIII> but i dont now where to uses su now or what +<AcTiVaTe> just put sudo before the command +<AcTiVaTe> or su -c +<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be more clear +<DGMurdockIII> i do now i need root acase +<DGMurdockIII> WTF +<DGMurdockIII> dont do that again +<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and use google +you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #722 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:46 UTC +% +< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome. It's a cell phone charm, and it +matches my razr. :) +< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay. I just happen to like properly +accessorizing. +< thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #724 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:57:30 UTC +% +< thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/ +< Dominian> whoa +< Dominian> stallman quit emacs!? +< nullboy> yep +< Dominian> If that's true.. THANK YOU GOD! +< Dominian> we can remove it from slackware +< nullboy> hahaha +< nullboy> oh man that's hilarious + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #725 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:33:38 UTC +% +< nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/ +< nullboy> 22M e/ +< thrice`> what's the installed size, though ? +< Dominian> heh +< nullboy> 1.21TB +< thrice`> lol +< Dominian> hahah + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #726 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:59 UTC +% +<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, where +do I get the commands I can use in the command line? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #727 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:44 UTC +% +< fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #730 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:27:54 UTC +% +< thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #731 + Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:12 UTC +% +<Dagmar> But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run out of RAM and +don't have swap. +<Dagmar> THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing blindly, like a +drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun. +<rob0> Like Alan_Hicks. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #732 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:41:56 UTC +% +<mingdao> My wife is about to crawl my rear ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #733 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:59 UTC +% +<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it to +forget that you're logged into a website? I already tried going to the stored +passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #734 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:23 UTC +% +<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm looking for +a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on the net. i've only +linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #735 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:34 UTC +% +<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire straits of +a vtXXX emulator :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #736 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:40 UTC +% +<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a remote +machine? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #737 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:26 UTC +% +< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with deliberate +exaggeration +< JD> pixie: it's called pedentry +< pixie> pedantry* +< JD> pixie: see + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #738 + Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:35 UTC +% +< mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT +< Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL? +< mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in +CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #739 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:01 UTC +% +<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= foo doesnt +work for me? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #740 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:09 UTC +% +<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were out in +full force today. +<phos-phoros> hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females. +<phos-phoros> yes-siree bob +<phos-phoros> !1 +<gdb> mmm +<gdb> milfies +<gdb> yum yum + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #741 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:19 UTC +% +< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just + silly +< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue +< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick +< kloeri> what is the issue then? +< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed +* ViciousPotato blinks +< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to + not imply that the user is using something that somebody else + owns +< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite. +< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like +< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #742 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC +% +< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work.. +< Paperface> and return some results +< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper +< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment +< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback +< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix +request + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #743 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC +% +< JKWood> Okay. That will make this easier. We're about to rock your world... +"chroot /mnt" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #744 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC +% +[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled: + *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail + support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29 + 17:47:57) +-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks. It seems a bug + in services turned a mask into *@*. +< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the + stress services must go under on a daily basis? +< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #745 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC +% +< acidchild> after i get it up +< acidchild> show em i'm can do it +< acidchild> slack is going on there. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #746 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:18:53 UTC +% +<Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind +<JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #747 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:11:09 UTC +% +< AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes +< AthlonRob> s/is //g +< AthlonRob> err +< AthlonRob> awe screw it +< AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon +< AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #748 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:15:52 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Question... +< Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket + back home? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #749 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:31:18 UTC +% +(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th) + +< fred> Also, if we do do this: +< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink +< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day +< fred> (aka US independance day) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #750 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and +cough them up later. +* Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #751 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:26 UTC +% +<dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel? +<dvh> hallo... +<dvh> irc sucks +<dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #752 + Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:41 UTC +% +<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine. +<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #753 + Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:46 UTC +% +<dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #755 + Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:21:43 UTC +% +< ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds +< Dagmar> ananke: We know that. We see them joining here every day. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #757 + Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:20:31 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #758 + Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:49:59 UTC +% +chet: hi i just install linux OS +chet: it has problem +chet: i want help .. any expert +chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz +theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question +chet: ok fine +chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise +"peep peep" +mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something +chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual? +chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution +chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer +enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a +dumpster? +chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast +chet: good speakers and good memory +chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS. +chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X + +This guy doesn't even know how to troll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #759 + Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC +% +< whatsgood> don't taze me bro +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +< whatsgood> duuuuude why'd yah taze me man +::: acidchild maces whatsgood +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +< edman007> stop resisting! +::: acidchild fires a few nail in to whatsgood's head. +::: acidchild batons whatsgood's knee caps +< acidchild> WHERES MY MONEY BITCH +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +::: edman007 kicks whatsgood +< edman007> whatsgood, ready to pay up? +::: acidchild breaks two whatsgood ribs +< acidchild> don't make me move up your chest +< acidchild> one will go in to your lungs +< edman007> acidchild, move down... +::: acidchild breaks two more of whatsgood's ribs +< acidchild> tazer him bro, so he shakes the rib in +::: edman007 tazes whatsgood +::: edman007 starts to wonder if whatsgood is still alive +< acidchild> lets go +< acidchild> he'll be around with the money soon +::: edman007 takes the lunch money and splits it up +< acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos? +< edman007> no :( + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #760 + Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:15:22 UTC +% +<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions +airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving"). + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #761 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC +% +< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt contest..and +not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #762 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:55 UTC +% +19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #763 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:58 UTC +% +(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's permanent. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #764 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:01 UTC +% +<ezguy> is UML consider a virtual machine ? +<ezguy> evermind +<ezguy> is wine hq consider an app or emulation? +<sekhmet> ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API +<ezguy> ok, i'll call it api. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #765 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:10 UTC +% +<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one group of +users? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #766 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:13 UTC +% +* Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #767 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:40 UTC +% +<`Abo> apache logs? +<mwalling> `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #768 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:37 UTC +% +< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was +<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command. +< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me +* Chuckbot bites me + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #769 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC +% +<BillyCrook2> damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #770 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:08:11 UTC +% +<acidchild> i only moved the wire a lil bit! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #771 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:38 UTC +% +< BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and demand +they surrender ... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #772 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:31 UTC +% +< Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #773 + Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:32 UTC +% +< MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os +< MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat +< MidnightToker> bye bye linux +[*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit +[Quit: Leaving] +<@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #774 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:20 UTC +% +< acidchild> andarius: go ahead +< acidchild> no nuts. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #775 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:27 UTC +% +< wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #776 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:30 UTC +% +< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #777 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC +% +< kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root +< kamaji> what the tits. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #778 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:39 UTC +% +< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from a gentoo +page + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #779 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:44:30 UTC +% +this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink. + +root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues. +root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally +root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #780 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:32 UTC +% +< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n"); +< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #781 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC +% +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D | +<@lamby> | DDD | +<@lamby> | O | +<@lamby> | XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@lamby> It's IRC tetris time +<@benji> rofl +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D | +<@lamby> | DDD O | +<@lamby> | XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@benji> Bah, I was too slow. +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@Faux> Can't play this. D: +<@benji> ... +<@lamby> | X | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@Faux> LEFT LEFT +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@benji> Lambytris is slow. +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | | +<@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | DDD XOO| +<@Faux> DOWN +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@benji> SPACE +<@lamby> +--------+ +<@Faux> JINX +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X D O | +<@lamby> |XDDD XOO| +<@lamby> |####XXXO| +<@lamby> +--------+ + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #782 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:45 UTC +% +< rob0> Mine isn't long enough +< rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #783 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:51:12 UTC +% +< rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #784 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:18 UTC +% +Received via email: + +If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so different? +Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 Duo, or +Opteron?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #785 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:18:45 UTC +% +< straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?! + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #786 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:42:19 UTC +% +< ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style +< fred> You mean 'working' ? :p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #787 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:21 UTC +% +<juice> i better go too bed before I get in trouble +<juice> later all +<whatsgood> before you get in trouble from who? +<juice> I dunno +<juice> myself +<echelon_> thanks +<whatsgood> yeah i feel ill after the coffee i guess i'll sleep too +<echelon_> there's no such thing +<juice> I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep +<whatsgood> yeah i have an interview in 8 +<juice> nice +<ayaz> I am _at_ work. That, I guess, is a good enough reason to fall asleep. +<whatsgood> nah i am gonna ditch it +<juice> ayaz, haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #788 + Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:47 UTC +% +< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :( +< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what +you want on a system that has no +iptables rules already existing. You have to possess a bit of understanding +about what they're doing in order +to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification) +< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening +"please" to "plzz" +< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that +< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport +80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i +nternal address of webserver> +< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface> +-p tcp -d <internal address of w +ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT +< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ?? +< rworkman> No. It's the external interface. +< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin. I won't participate in you messing +up your company lan. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #789 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC +% +< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of +packages on Slackware are *actually* + handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every +install. +< rob0> sshhhhh! +< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels. +< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your +squirrel. +< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite. +< jkwood> Precisely. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #790 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC +% +<Chuckbot> New news from http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml: +2008-03-08 08:12:43 UTC +<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later. nice job shitbot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #791 + Added: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:32:51 UTC +% +< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a yeast +infection + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #792 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:22:54 UTC +% +<@alphageek> \o +< mwalling> morn +< karlmag> \o +< karlmag> uhm +< karlmag> o/ +< mwalling> \o/ +< mwalling> M +< mwalling> C +< mwalling> A + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #793 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:59:08 UTC +% +< fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update? +<@fred> Either: +<@fred> a) linux +<@fred> b) BSD +<@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #794 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:53 UTC +% +< limac> andarius: what to google? +< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding you may +need to ask some one else + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #795 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:59:00 UTC +% +< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today +< fred> front: +< fred> 527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9 +< fred> back +< fred> Not really. +< fred> This made me giggle. +< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it. +< straterra> i dont get it +< fred> does noone get that here? +* fred is let down +< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe +< thrice`> nope; don't see it either +< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =| +< fred> Fermat's last theorem +* straterra stares blankly +< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2 +where a^n + b^n = c^n +* straterra is still confused +< straterra> That theorum is practical..how? +< fred> straterra: define 'practical' +< fred> it's true. +< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate +< thrice`> F=m*a is practical +< straterra> fred: um..useful? +< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum +< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They +can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then +the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c." + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #796 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC +% +< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f log. It was +painful. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #797 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:25 UTC +% +< mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #798 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:26 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #799 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:00 UTC +% +< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite odd, +having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind) + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #800 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:03 UTC +% +< zeroday> anyone here done any java? +< TJF> HAI +< TJF> CAN HAS PERL? +< TJF> I HAS A VAR +< TJF> IM IN YR LOOP +< TJF> UP VAR!!1 +< TJF> VISIBLE VAR +< TJF> IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE +< TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP +< TJF> KTHXBYE +< zeroday> ... +< zeroday> lolcode != java kthx + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #801 + Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:50:14 UTC +% +< systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was +stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting corpse, +screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #802 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:11 UTC +% +< blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment +< fredrikh> good :) +< blauzahl> want some dancing girls? ;) +< fred> Can I have some too? +< blauzahl> fred: blog about how wonderful khtml is and you can have some +< fred> Erm... +< blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you? +< fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139 +< fred> Where's my dancing girls? +< fred> *_* +< blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet? +< fred> Yes. +< blauzahl> that post? +< blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm* +< fred> yup +< fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #803 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:12 UTC +% +< straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :( +< straterra_> they are descriminating! +< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and put a +pair of socks in the front. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #804 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:35:54 UTC +% +< fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel products we +don't ask questions about. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #805 + Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:17 UTC +% +<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or iptables? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #806 + Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:18 UTC +% +<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know +what that means? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #807 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC +% +< straterra> I paid for Office 2008 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #808 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:46 UTC +% +< Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me? +< Daviey> russian roulette? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #809 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:52 UTC +% +(Note: today's date is 3/14/08) +[08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY! +[08:28] * CaptObviousman throws a pie at your face +[08:28] < mgrossie> Hmmmm... guess there's not an hour and minute to be +extracted from it. +[08:28] < mgrossie> Wait +[08:28] < mgrossie> 15:92 +[08:28] < mgrossie> That could be military time +[08:28] < mgrossie> Nope... note the 92 part, really +[08:29] < CaptObviousman> well, in 7 years we could have 3/14/15 9:26:54 +[08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse +[08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit +[08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #810 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 UTC +% +14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there +14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns + error 2.... +14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg? +14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :) +14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;) +14:21 < ^A^kira> doh/// +14:21 < jkwood> It's all good. +14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #811 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:52 UTC +% +< rworkman> /c/c +< rworkman> shit + +45 minutes later in another channel: + +<+rworkman> /c/c +<+rworkman> Damn. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #813 + Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:02:22 UTC +% +* andarius kicks php :( +* fred hugs php +* jkwood hug fred +* fred calls the police + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #814 + Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:06 UTC +% +<jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack? +* jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #815 + Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:11 UTC +% +##slackware : +<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they +thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop +their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack +on kde team +<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos +here +<Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #817 + Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:09 UTC +% +<Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #818 + Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:08 UTC +% +<vivekv> hello? is anybody in here who is actually here? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #819 + Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:12 UTC +% +< mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner +< mwalling> ernor +< mwalling> fuck +* mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #820 + Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:29:38 UTC +% +<kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite happy. +* fred gives drijen kethry +<kethry> LOL that's not what i meant! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #821 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:57:02 UTC +% +00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister? +00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin? +00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know., + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #822 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:23 UTC +% +01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #823 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:35 UTC +% +-!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware +< Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ? +< rworkman> Pip: no. How would you possibly arrive at that conclusion? +< Meckafett> no, why would you think that? +< BP{k}> rworkman: by magic eightball? +< Pip> Just guess +< rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #824 + Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:35:31 UTC +% +< ananke> i want a pony + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #825 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:40:44 UTC +% +<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device based on +a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents of /home/foo/bar ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #826 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:04:47 UTC +% +<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want to upload it +into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, i got the ftp +login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, is that possible? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #827 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:12 UTC +% +<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script ? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 , +im trying to upload file to ftp using ssh... its not working + +Contents from pastebin. + +#!/bin/sh + +ftp -n <<END +open DESTINATIONSERVER +binary +user USERID PASSWORD +put /var/www/file.php +bye +END + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #828 + Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:27 UTC +% +20:05 < joeyh> =head1 SEE ALSO +20:05 < joeyh> Yellowstone National Park. +20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #829 + Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:49:22 UTC +% +< andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this + thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive to + most. those who could catch sight of it and understand it + were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was a special + land. not like this land we see now, this internet .... + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #830 + Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:09:01 UTC +% +<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, and I'm +not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #831 + Added: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:48:23 UTC +% +< Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist +C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme +< quinophex> whoa... +< quinophex> this is apache on windows? +< Viperfang> Yeah +< Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #832 + Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:16 UTC +% +< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ? +< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter +< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone +< straterra> for easter, that is +< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital +sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #833 + Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC +% +13:35 * straterra mutters +13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card +13:36 < thrice`> yeah, that *COULDN'T* have been you +13:37 < straterra> It wasn't +13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #834 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:36:53 UTC +% +< cpunches> alphageek, ping +* karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something +< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else might be +able to answer? +< cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source +community can be put down on a resume probably not. thank you, though. +* ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #836 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:57 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire + cpunches. He does things because they feel good, not + because they are the best thing to do. +< cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :) +< ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be + in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few decades + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #837 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:16 UTC +% +< CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my +underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower +< CaptHowdy_> i will e back in about 10mins +< CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz +<@Caesar86> i will + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #838 + Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:38:10 UTC +% +< TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide + that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in slackware + and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left now are + mine and root. Which accounts should i restore? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #839 + Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:26 UTC +% +-!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined + ##slackware +< neuro_sys> curl vs wget ? +< unixfool> either one +< neuro_sys> vim vs emacs? +< unixfool> troll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #840 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:42:53 UTC +% +< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python (needed to +rebuild it) +< sef-main> now I get: +< sef-main> emerge -av python +< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: No such file +or directory + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #841 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:03 UTC +% +< straterra> bleh +< straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime +< straterra> and a brain that says 'fuck sleep, paaartay' +< straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat +< drijen> cat owns you. + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #842 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:14 UTC +% +00:20:49 <DemonScrypt> why must slackware be so unforgiving +00:21:12 <alienBOB> DemonScrypt: natural selection at work + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #843 + Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:29:25 UTC +% +< mikegrb> jelly beans > sex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #844 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:29 UTC +% +<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it releases +less frequently + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #845 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:34 UTC +% +< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own IPv6 +intranet? + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #846 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:39 UTC +% +<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of +charades...or a game of fake heart attack. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #850 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:06 UTC +% +<@gitrdun^> i right good viruses +<@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write. +<@gitrdun^> yep i am + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #854 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:22 UTC +% +2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo +2148 BP{k} | feck. +2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #856 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:34 UTC +% +10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though +10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP + + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #857 + Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:40 UTC +% +< straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #875 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:02:35 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea +< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno +< Ripzerskins> Tell +< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you +< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit +< Ripzerskins> I bet +< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is +< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu +< Ripzerskins> LOL +< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box +< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday +< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER +< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on +reaching the pinnacle of your career!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #877 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC +% +convivial> hi! +<convivial> is this channel dead or what? +<killfill> just sleepy i guess... :P +<elb> you've been here for one minute and said nothing useful +<convivial> ok :) +<jmLeBlanc> lol +<elb> pardon our lack of reaction :-P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #878 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:02 UTC +% +rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #879 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:03 UTC +% +< dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ? +< emacsen> you don't +< emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #881 + Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:13:37 UTC +% +<@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA +<DrDiamond> at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA +<@Anheuser-Busch> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #882 + Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:57:37 UTC +% +< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming me +repeatedly. Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables? +< formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP +< mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR +< mjj29> MIRROR is excellent +< mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #883 + Added: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:07:23 UTC +% +< muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's. +< muraii> Likewise, Fox. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #886 + Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:17 UTC +% +< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising domain +rates the max possible every year. Because the price of oil is really affecting +domain name costs. +<@caker> gotta lube the tubes +<@caker> that didn't sound right + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #887 + Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:03 UTC +% +<+ARKANSAS> hey +<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says something +about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed that it was just +automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to check them and they are +messages piled up from real people LOL (how does one leave one such a message?). + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #888 + Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:02:15 UTC +% +< FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD? +< jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept. +< tom4000> :) +* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for which one +takes control, mortal-kombat style +< tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #889 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:45:14 UTC +% +<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable than +mine? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #890 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:10:50 UTC +% +^}^: my channel is registered by another guy +^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net but #freesocial is registered. +ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have. +^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook +fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT + +quick trip to freesocial.net reveals + +.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L- + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #891 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC +% +(3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird +(3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #892 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:23:33 UTC +% +< seg`fault> hi +< seg`fault> anyone ON for query? +< lunaphyte_> proceed. +< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone +< seg`fault> pls advice +< seg`fault> i am new to dns +< lunaphyte_> what is your goal? +< seg`fault> i am learning dns +< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can +< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer? +< seg`fault> how many types of referrel? +< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example? +< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral? +< seg`fault> lamer +< seg`fault> don't waste my time +< seg`fault> ! +< seg`fault> :\ +-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit [] +< lunaphyte_> nice. +< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"??? +< Trengo> that was... +< Trengo> surreal +< rob0> wow +< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes. +< rob0> Not enough of one in that case. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #893 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC +% +* benji has run x86_64 since 2004 +* fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004 +* fred wins + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #894 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:49 UTC +% +ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a +professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly +educated" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #895 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC +% +< jkwood> fred, you're such a tease. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #896 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:07:13 UTC +% +(BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project) + +< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) <<Time between releases +is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #897 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:50:16 UTC +% +* Colourafication goes back to listening to malmsteen +<Colourafication> play fat man play! +<+DrDiamond> He's still relevent? +<Colourafication> sure +<@Anheuser-Busch> ive played on the same stage as malmsteen before +<@Anheuser-Busch> no, not the same night +<Colourafication> hah no kidding, where Anheuser-Busch +<@Anheuser-Busch> The I-Rock Nightclub in detroit +<@Anheuser-Busch> www.irocknightclub.com +<@Anheuser-Busch> there have been some rather big names play there +<@Anheuser-Busch> you go in there.. and i swear.. you travel back in time +<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked in there in tshirt and jeans +<+DrDiamond> fitting for Malmsteen then +<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard print spandex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #898 + Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:15:06 UTC +% +<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli +<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know +<SilverDawn> lol +<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;) +<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l +<SilverDawn> drijen, true +<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol +<drijen> also, i like that nick +* drijen writes that down for a future server name +<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds... +<SilverDawn> silverdawn? +<drijen> yes +<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn +<MacIver> sounds like a girl name +<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\ +<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that +<SilverDawn> :) + +<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on? +<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja' +<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn +<MacIver> and the-google +<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea +<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn +<drijen> sounds dirty. +<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what +it truely was +<SilverDawn> regardless +<SilverDawn> thanks +* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left +##gnome ("Leaving") + +***Couple of Minutes Later*** + +<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok... +<drijen> rofl. +<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe. +<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #899 + Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Damn this is a tough decision. +< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a successful +suicide is a big reward. +< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to botch it and +then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him. +< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks: thats why we have a .45 backup +< Alan_Hicks> ThomasY: I like the way you think. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #900 + Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:13:55 UTC +% +< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible in FF, +but you have to work to get them. +< rob0> konq, OTOH, has it all set up for me + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #901 + Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:08:00 UTC +% +< nullboy> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/jkwood/brain +< nullboy> u haz zeroed!!! +< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #903 + Added: Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:36 UTC +% +< sw> heh.. helpdesk is FUBAR +< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list).. these apps are +down due to a major outage +< sw> cows in the server room? +< sw> oops + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #904 + Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:13:53 UTC +% +Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up to 7 on +my list lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #905 + Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:38:02 UTC +% +< Kaapa> I'm sure you can make a apt-get install slackware in ubuntu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #906 + Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:57:47 UTC +% +< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send the right +data. +< CaptObviousman> wait, they did? I thought that was an impossibility +< mgrossie> Apparently, someone actually opened the file +< mgrossie> I didn't know they knew how +* CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED! +< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the double click +< mgrossie> You gotta be quick + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #907 + Added: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:59 UTC +% +( tinok) instant message? +( dexen) tinok: whaddya mean by that, a *private* message? +( BP{k}) dexen: I think he wants to have hotnetsex with you :P +( tinok) like open dialouge window +( dexen) from irc import dialogue +( dexen) dialogue = dialogue.Dialogue() +( dexen) window = dialogue.open() +( dexen) here :P +( tinok) i never been in here +( tinok) was wondering if it is possible to chat in window +* dexen performs a carefull headdesk +( dexen) are you, tinok, a gnome user by any chance? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #908 + Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:33:39 UTC +% +< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ? +< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray, +Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers +come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas +that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #909 + Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC +% +rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to +IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls +are FBI agents"] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #910 + Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC +% +< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called System.map.gz? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #911 + Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:43:20 UTC +% +< JasonWard> I don't understand compilers so I just use python or asm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #912 + Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:09 UTC +% +< andarius> i need to have a point on irc? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #913 + Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:33:54 UTC +% +< neale> sorry guys pedialyte tastes like butt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #914 + Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:49:40 UTC +% +(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is beyond +pathetic + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #917 + Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:52:43 UTC +% +< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about? +and what doesn't. +< Dominian> wtf +< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive +< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee +< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in +not as good as i wish... +< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate" +< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch" +< bigpaws> lol +< fdO> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #918 + Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC +% +< andarius> LnxSlck: welcome to a devel version ... +< LnxSlck> andarius: i know ;) +< LnxSlck> andarius: no big problem +< andarius> surely you are a capable devel and can fix that ;) +* charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0 +< LnxSlck> andarius: yeah.. right... lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #920 + Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:35:34 UTC +% +* thrice` makes a move on rob0's daughter +< rob0> thrice`++ :) +< rob0> you have our blessing +< BP{k}> rob0: .. but .. he has a mac! +< thrice`> ok, mac does NOT mean i'm homosexual + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #921 + Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:54:33 UTC +% +< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a +glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo +butter" to smell like grape juice +< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this +< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless. +< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #922 + Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC +% +< Larhzu> Seeing what kind of stuff a friend studies at telecommunications +technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally random +2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins at each +lecture. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #923 + Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:35 UTC +% +root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room. +nullboy: hey root +root: hey +nullboy: i see your 0 face +root: im sure +root: :-) +PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face +root: what does that mean? +systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about.. +systemloc: 0 +systemloc: heh +nullboy: lmao +root: oh +nullboy: i mean lma0 +root: you guys are pervs +root: ok nice talking to you guys +root left the room (quit: "Leaving"). + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #924 + Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC +% +< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............ +< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #925 + Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC +% +< VOYAGER> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative +on the same night. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #926 + Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:22:19 UTC +% +< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :( +< tvtoon> I do :() +< tvtoon> WHat is it about? +< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance between +your ears + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #927 + Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:51:44 UTC +% +< mwalling> kethry's quick an easy are usually pretty good + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #928 + Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:01:16 UTC +% +< Bladedsha> any promo codes going atm? +< Schroeder> Bladedsha: my penis is a promo code +< Bladedsha> didnt know ur penis was big enough to name + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #929 + Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:36:31 UTC +% +< fred> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm +<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' (at +news.bbc.co.uk) +< andarius> stand by while i go prevent cancer ... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #930 + Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:20 UTC +% +< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode, and i +can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt use the proxy, +how come? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #931 + Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:49:39 UTC +% +< echelon_> i can't get it up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #932 + Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:32:34 UTC +% +<Codi> Windows is unprotected sex. Linux is using a condom, the + pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #933 + Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:58:40 UTC +% +<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of context.. +http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #934 + Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:22:46 UTC +% +* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to get away on +the bed :o +< ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman +< ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost +< andarius> exactly +< ThomasY> On a big grid +< andarius> only no pac man faces :o +* BP{k} chomps kethry +< ThomasY> zomg +< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home* +* andarius hopes she gets regenerated +< ThomasY> ahahahahaha +< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom +< andarius> run kethry run !! +< kethry> +wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble +< ThomasY> omfg +< ThomasY> im dying +< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom +* BP{k} glomps kethry +< ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!! +< BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!! +< ThomasY> zomg +< ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN! +* BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:) +< BP{k}> LOL# +< ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while +< kethry> ok.. enough +< kethry> cos my jaw hurts +< ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something +< kethry> and tears are pouring down my face +* andarius offers a tissue +< ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying! +< kethry> thankyou, andarius +< kethry> +wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #935 + Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:40:03 UTC +% +< caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again +< edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git +< ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel +< ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to + follow basic instructions +< caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and + telling me not to do what causes the problem +< gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #937 + Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:07:39 UTC +% +Me: headdesk? +Seth: something like that.. +Seth: lost in logic +Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); } + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #938 + Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:39:22 UTC +% +< Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children, + so they know thier true master before they know anything else +<@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu. +* Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu +<@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book. +<@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read. +< Torso> Baby's First Mythos? +* Torso knows the guy who wrote that +<@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #939 + Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:11:43 UTC +% +<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole lot of +spam? preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra and whatnot. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #941 + Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:41:09 UTC +% +< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server and +desktop editions? +< nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions +< ThomasY> dunno +< fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #943 + Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:03:12 UTC +% +< lotec> carmelcoated: wtf are you from? +< caramelcoated> wtf am i from +< caramelcoated> ? +< lotec> where the fuck +< caramelcoated> oh cali +< lotec> lead paint on the walls still? +< caramelcoated> what? +< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US homes with +lead paint in them +< lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #944 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:47 UTC +% +-!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed the +connection] +< straterra> Bye shell +< thrice`> pwned + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #945 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:26 UTC +% +< thrice`> w00t +< thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor +< CaptObviousman> heh +< jkwood> How did they get the couch in your apartment? +< CaptObviousman> has it been peed on? +< CaptObviousman> do a smell test first +< jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #946 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:59 UTC +% +< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug commercials +claim like 1 in 8 people got that +< Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ... +< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, I guess. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #947 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:29 UTC +% +< jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog + in noobfarm quotes? +< caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra +< lotec> #65 for Straterra +< caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown +< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper that you + became calm +< caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like + FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK +< jkwood> *headdesk* + +< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down after she + said it _might_ cause impotense +< p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun +< lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway +< Soul_keeper> lol +< p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p +< caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency? +< caramelcoated> FUCK + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #948 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:59 UTC +% +< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be running +arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #949 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:10:13 UTC +% +<PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay +<lotec> just his boyfriend +jkwood sneaks out the side door +<caramelcoated> im not gay. +<lotec> see i told yea +<Soul_keeper> lol +<p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #950 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:13:12 UTC +% +<lotec> LinuxyErin: http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/ +<LinuxyErin> hmm thanks +<lotec> LinuxyErin: know how i found that? +<lotec> www.google.com +<LinuxyErin> what did you type in +<LinuxyErin> cuz whatever i typed in was wrong apparently +<lotec> xfce themes +<lotec> 8th one down +<nullboy> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #951 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:42:25 UTC +% +< th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped +< echelon_> don't use it? +-!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit + [Client Quit] +< echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer +< rworkman> Imagine how kde feels. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #952 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:35:50 UTC +% +< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: 1.6092 how +can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #953 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:18 UTC +% +< edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis +< caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007. +* edman007 shoots the grammar nazi +< nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here? +< exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence? +* nix_chix0r does not care +* edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care +< nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me +< caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r +< nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome. +< Sandman1> wtf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #954 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:53 UTC +% +< twolf> grilled cheese. +< nix_chix0r> yeah man +< caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm +< caramelcoated> mmmmm +< edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i + don't need any more +< nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though +< nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that +< caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty +< twolf> I got some meunster +< nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz +< caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream + brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant +< caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends +< edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they + usually sell stuff like cheese +< nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk +< caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting + diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and + crapped my towel +< twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that + stuff +< caramelcoated> SUCKED +< nix_chix0r> unless it's organic +< nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty +< nix_chix0r> so its soy +< twolf> soy milk is pretty good +< nix_chix0r> i like it on my wheaties +< nix_chix0r> vanilla kind +< edman007> soy milk sucks +< edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the + fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have boobies +< edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull? +< twolf> less violent than bull milking +< caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're + milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont + like the IDEA. +< twolf> lmao +< edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call + that orange juice +< caramelcoated> bull juice... +< edman007> caramelcoated, lol +< caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons, + i am going to KILL you edman007. +< edman007> hahahahahha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #955 + Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:36:57 UTC +% +<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work +<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ? +<ipherca> yeah +<ipherca> it's downloaded. +<ipherca> i used gunzip +<ipherca> gunzip -c +<thrice`> why? +<ipherca> I don't know what else to use +<thrice`> go into the directory which has it +<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz +<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago +<ipherca> installpkg as a command +<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ? +<ipherca> this is my.. third day +<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;) +<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/ +<ipherca> no +<ipherca> I will read +<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html +<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :) +<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg +* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) +<thrice`> and +<thrice`> ? +<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz +<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab] +<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard +<ipherca> yeah, lol +<ipherca> nothing +<ipherca> same error +<ipherca> crap, I'll brb +* ipherca has quit ("Leaving") +<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed +<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #956 + Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC +% +< cpunches> wow. you must be an idiot. +[snip] +< cpunches> $otherPerson: troll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #957 + Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:14:57 UTC +% +<acidchild> what happens if you do +<acidchild> mkdir /mnt/addfs ; mount -t reiserfs /dev/hdb1 /mnt/addfs +<acidchild> what does that say? +<acidchild> as root too +*large pause* +<acidchild> what do you do? jerk off between each command? hurry up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #958 + Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:25:23 UTC +% +<acidchild> i do apologise for my genetics. +<acidchild> i think i'm still under warranty, lemme find the paper work +<acidchild> i'll send myself back + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #959 + Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:03:21 UTC +% +< jkwood> chmod +sexy fred + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #960 + Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:34:28 UTC +% +LoganTheRed: CaptObviousman: I love your chicken + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #961 + Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:30:06 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> cyberbot: mmmm, that feels so good +< CaptObviousman> IMEAN! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #963 + Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:35:29 UTC +% +< ThomasY> wget http://free.bestbareback.com/03/images/2.wmv +< ThomasY> damnitt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #964 + Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:36:37 UTC +% +< NullM0dem> For those about to Slack! +< slakmag1k> we salute you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #965 + Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:36:55 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it +< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives? +* andarius backs away +< BP{k}> you frigging pervert. +* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman +< CaptObviousman> what? don't you? +< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy +< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now +< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually +< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P +* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you +will install it for me" :o +< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #966 + Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC +% +< ThomasY> is cpunches kinda like..a donkey punch? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #967 + Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:09:57 UTC +% +<+Duchess> Dear gods, did everyone get shot with the asshole virus today? +* Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today +<+Pensicola> it tasted like ass, if you can believe it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #968 + Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:56:45 UTC +% +< jkwood> TB always gets my midichlorians up. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #970 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:23 UTC +% +< LoganTheRed> it's quiet +< LoganTheRed> crickets +* andarius steps on zee crickets +< LoganTheRed> >:-o +< andarius> they were too lound :( +< LoganTheRed> genocidal maniac! +< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist. Our +andarius is growing up so fast! +< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load of +dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the bottom of +shoes ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #971 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:31:30 UTC +% +< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked +there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!" +< TJF> wtf is chicken polish +< TJF> gets em shiny + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #972 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC +% +< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing... +< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:) +< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?" +< jkwood> fred: Get your head out of the gutter. +< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company +< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude +< jkwood> That's true. +< straterra> :/ +< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin. +< fred> it doesn't even look similar :| +* fred is worried +< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you? +< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS +YOU! +* straterra writhes in agony + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #973 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC +% +<green> how do i get an editor +<webPragmatist> type /editor +<Bdragon> depends on distro.. +<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor +<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one +<TJF> caker: meany +<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf / +<denis> sudo rm -rf / +<Bdragon> oh come on + +About seven minutes later... + +<green> i can,t ssh ti linode +<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf" +* cruxeternus holds his breath. +<TJF> green has firewalled himself out +<green> yes +* cruxeternus has done that before. :P +<@caker> TJF: .... +<TJF> O.O +<green> i thoght the code is for me +<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up +<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling +<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #974 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC +% +<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >> +http://notaverb.com/setup +<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it +wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that +were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been +nearly as eloquent +<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!" +<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement? +<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck +<tjfontaine> TJF: heh +<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at +birth +<cruxeternus> !login +<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P +* caker is shutdowning his Linode +* caker is logining into the website +* caker is backuping +* caker is sad +<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb +* mikegrb is killinging caker +<mendel> stop sadding +<cruxeternus> for seriousness + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #975 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC +% +< rrrggghhh> all i want to do is have broad conceptual conversations + about linux with no grounding in reality +< rrrggghhh> is there a channel for that +< nullboy> ##nonsense +< rrrggghhh> i would have accepted #ubuntu or #debian +< jkwood> You might try #cpunches. That would be a good place for broad + conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in + reality. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #976 + Added: Fri, 02 May 2008 15:36:26 UTC +% +* lotec checks his wigle status +* kethry read that as *lotec checks his wife status + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #977 + Added: Sat, 03 May 2008 03:13:01 UTC +% +( heret|c) the people who call themselves hackers. are on about the + same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie + blankets or towels around their neck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #979 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 03:08:41 UTC +% +<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I +said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used +ext3." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #980 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC +% +04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it +always screws up within like a week +04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please +reformat and try again" +04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs, +etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again +04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC? +04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so +04:17 < Athenon_> whats that? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #981 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC +% +Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally removed it +with sudo deluser root + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #982 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 17:12:55 UTC +% +< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it +said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run +< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally. +< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file? +< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D +* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin +< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did. +< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden +< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL +* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too +* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs +< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed +< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks +< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New" +< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i +didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont +download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora +uses livna + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #983 + Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> my god, so god damn busy right now +< CaptObviousman> why do people keep stopping by my office!!! +< CaptObviousman> how can I possibly irc if I keep getting bothered + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #984 + Added: Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:01 UTC +% +* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the machine off +that he was doing a dist-upgrade on +< Bdragon> That's what post-it notes are for. +< HoopyCat> silverblade: assume good faith! perhaps it was on fire, or maybe +the power went out. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #985 + Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 17:56:20 UTC +% +< jkwood> Going to go eat Mcdonalds. Yes, the whole restaurant. +< rob0> ewww, watch out for the food. The furniture tastes better. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #986 + Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 20:47:18 UTC +% +< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get deep w/ +my asterisk install atm +< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you need to hire a consultant. +< nullb1t> hahaha, personal server +< nullb1t> thanks anyways +< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail. Asterisk has a steep learning curve +and requires much time to learn +< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good year 2 +years ago +< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to know linux, +networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware. +< nullb1t> but I work too much and smoke to much weed to remember much +< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand. I don't have the time for skydiving. I +plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for the best. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #987 + Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:53 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman teabags thrice` + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #988 + Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:20 UTC +% +< gnubien> mmm chocolate covered bacon: +http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg +< ThomasY> gnubien: slow page +< ThomasY> Very..very..very slow +< gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;) +< ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too +< chopp_> heh +< cpunches> ...my site isn't slow... +< cpunches> :/ +< ThomasY> FAIL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #989 + Added: Fri, 09 May 2008 16:22:36 UTC +% +< rob0> I want a .co.ck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #990 + Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 00:47:34 UTC +% +< straterra> I play with mine hard too, mwalling...don't worry :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #991 + Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:09 UTC +% +<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it easier/better +for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #992 + Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 23:30:00 UTC +% +< nbuonanno> now do me a favor: come over to my house +< nbuonanno> go into my basement +< nbuonanno> come up to my room +< nbuonanno> and put it in while i sit here and play video games in + the dark + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #995 + Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 00:04:48 UTC +% +< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it but +doesn't do it +< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone . screen +-r and its back +<+CaptObviousman> oneforall: that's exactly how screen is supposed to work +< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it to +disapear? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #996 + Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 05:03:57 UTC +% +< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you big hunk of +man meat!! +< CaptObviousman> umm +< CaptObviousman> no + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #997 + Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 18:44:54 UTC +% +<@fred> SuN: the ssl issue is /REALLY/ debian specific +<@fred> they patched the PRNG in openssl +<@fred> in a really bad way +<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably, ones used +but not generated) on debian systems +< SuN> Ohh, that's nasty. +< flrichar> yea the slashdot writeup said it was in the debian package +<@fred> /.: The trustworthy news source. +< NightTiger> The vuln applies to Debian-based distros also, like Ubuntu, +kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to be messy. +* NightTiger feels smug yet again. +<@fred> :) +< flrichar> lol +< Dominian> crap +< Dominian> then that means my SlamBuntu hybrid is screwed +< Dominian> </sarcasm> +< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running slackware +... saying it had no package management +< Dominian> heh +< flrichar> see, they jinxed themselves + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #998 + Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 20:18:47 UTC +% +< acidchild> WU-88175-73 +< acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml) +-!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] +-!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware +< acidchild> awe crap +< acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #999 + Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:34 UTC +% +< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York with +quote 1000! W00T!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000 + Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:27:32 UTC +% +elbeardmorez> so you are a developer.. a quick q please.. +<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net based +solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely NOTHING! +<mbostwick89> netbean +<mbostwick89> and use wine for notepad++ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001 + Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:02:16 UTC +% +< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also the +openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns +< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo: why didn't the debian guy contact the right people? + cripes. he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be sent (along +with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the chicago lockbox via +certified mail at least two months prior to making an adjustment to a +quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum! +< HoopyCat> the openssl-team autoresponder says as much +< path-> HoopyCat: how long did it take you to write that? +< HoopyCat> path-: uhh... i don't, err, time myself. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002 + Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 13:26:00 UTC +% +< num_lock3d> anyone knows how to install apt-get in slackware 12.1 ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003 + Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 19:55:19 UTC +% +< HoopyCat> wow, crazy, googlebot is goin' at me at 2 pages per second +< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days. Googlebot could have at LEAST +bought you a drink first. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004 + Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 20:28:27 UTC +% +< mwalling> oh fuck me +< straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005 + Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:44:30 UTC +% +<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make rawrite work +on Windows, I could do it that way +<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too cryptic for +me to work out + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006 + Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:47:28 UTC +% +* Zamboli has joined #guitars +<Zamboli> i joined the navy +<Zamboli> cause of the hats +<Zamboli> those sick hats +<Zamboli> the ones with lots of feathers +<Zamboli> i can't wait + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007 + Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 07:33:15 UTC +% +<+Arimith> why don't women ski? +<@Pensicola> I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me +<+Arimith> there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry +<+Thari> BECAUSE THEY HAVE VAGINAS LOL +* Pensicola facepalms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008 + Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 14:44:54 UTC +% +<jkwood> acidchild: N00b-eating zombie. +<jkwood> And that's how we like him. +* acidchild eats jkwood +<lotec> acidchild: omg spit jkwood out + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009 + Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 21:22:42 UTC +% +<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X -I +rt2500:1 is not working +<|igm|not|> it is only scanning channel 1 +<|igm|not|> any ideas why? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010 + Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 01:10:22 UTC +% +-!- ron1n was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] +< andarius> and may the mighty boot fly +-!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined ##slackware +< ron1n> wow that was werid +< ron1n> weird* +< andarius> why ? +< BP{k}> not really. +< ron1n> pidgin just froze +< ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked +< ron1n> was I flooding? +< BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;) +< ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx +-!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left ##slackware [] +< straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k} +< BP{k}> straterra: so did I. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011 + Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:07:04 UTC +% +< mwalling> CaptObviousman: you know the earth quake in china? +< CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it +< mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed +< CaptObviousman> laugh +< straterra> I dont have a bed, persay +< straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself under my +own weight + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012 + Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:21 UTC +% +< scott> CaptObviousman: heres an article on it http://tinyurl.com/2o2wrb +< Chuckbot> Title: YouTube - RickRolled (at tinyurl.com) +< scott> bah +< fred> SUBTLE. +< CaptObviousman> way to be scott + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013 + Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 18:36:54 UTC +% +< mwalling> straterra: i cant get sex to work +< straterra> I know how that feels :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014 + Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:04:13 UTC +% +( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media as a +partition but it fails.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015 + Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:10:32 UTC +% +< BP{k}> okay, I have no fucking clue what Iwas thinking + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016 + Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:22:23 UTC +% +< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the universe +and everything acres in cups per smoot +< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life the +universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot +< StevenK> Blink +< cruxeternus> You win. +< CaptObviousman> what. the. hell. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017 + Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 15:47:11 UTC +% +-!- dafyz [~dafyz@tor-irc.dnsbl.oftc.net] has joined #debian-devel +< dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian? +< dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application +proposees +< dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general +< dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre +< dafyz> ... +< jcristau> utilise gentoo alors + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018 + Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 22:49:02 UTC +% +< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown ugly +stuck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019 + Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 22:59:24 UTC +% +< nullboy> i have to get freaky with a linksys router tonight +< king_maverick> 12mb lets do it +< NullM0dem> mmhmm +< hurt> FREAK! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020 + Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 23:23:17 UTC +% +<whatsgood> hmm i guess i should study for my lpi level 2 +<whatsgood> just for kicks +<drijen> whatsgood, hehe we were talking about certs last night +<whatsgood> i just need a good late night cafe +<cpunches> im still procrastinating on collecting a few +<whatsgood> yeah they are fun to collect like buttons or something + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021 + Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 04:09:22 UTC +% +<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber your ssh +keys. +<mwalling> well they screwed up to begin with +*mwalling <3's Pat and his virgin source philosophy +<jkwood> He has a source for virgins. +<HoopyCat> you know how tough it is to find virgin sources these days? +<jkwood> ##slackware on freenode. +<@mikegrb> lolz +<mwalling> LOL +<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos off of +my monitor. +<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how many +keyboards i've been through at work? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022 + Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 16:15:34 UTC +% +< kitche> oh man on foxnews guess what they showed in hungry +< jkwood> An a? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023 + Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 17:13:45 UTC +% +-!- sileni has joined ##c++ +< sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++ +< sohail> emacs +< sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail +< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's worth it +< sileni> ok thank you jordi +< sileni> I might as well start the proper way +< JordiGH> >:-) +< sileni> that actually looks sexy +-!- sileni has left ##c++ +* JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion. +< lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious, I'm just +trying to work out which. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024 + Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 22:47:17 UTC +% +<whatsgood> but where does mitnick hang out? i need to contact him +<drijen> #gitmo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027 + Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 04:01:43 UTC +% +< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028 + Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC +% +< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent flushes +overflow the bowl, your shit is an error + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029 + Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 16:27:28 UTC +% +Cann0n: i seem to be having sudo problems +Cann0n: should my super user password be my root password? +Cann0n: i r confused +Cann0n: did anyone else have the problem +Cann0n: nvm +Cann0n: i r stupid + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030 + Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:26:13 UTC +% +< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done just by +kind of moaning into the microphone. +< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists kept +cracking up. +< CaptObviousman> haha +< mgrossie> Nick said it was like having a dying seal as lead singer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032 + Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 14:19:27 UTC +% +< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts +file? +< ArmOrAttAk> vim +< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts +file without any direct human intervention? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033 + Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 20:34:42 UTC +% +< jetlag> Can I run Xbox 360 games on my Linode 360? +< jkwood> Yes. Get cracking. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034 + Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 02:36:11 UTC +% +<wishbie> !list +<ananke> silly people looking for silly bots... +<wishbie> join #overflow +<wishbie> !list +<edman007> wishbie, first time on irc? +<wishbie> Yes +<edman007> :) +<wishbie> I wish to know how to do +<ananke> wishbie : how to do _what_? +<wishbie> sharing films and mp3 +<ArmOrAttAk> /kick +<ananke> wishbie : that has nothing to do with slackware +<ananke> wishbie : go to #warez +<spiki> ArmOrAttAk: you need to add $nickname +<wishbie> thank, bye + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035 + Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 11:16:00 UTC +% +Soul_keeper: i guess it's my job to teach this noob stuff + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036 + Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 05:00:11 UTC +% +airer-girl> lol um.. ntohing really im confused as to what to do next +<BP{k}> offer virgin goats + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037 + Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:47:49 UTC +% +< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with kopete. +This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038 + Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:41:07 UTC +% +< Merkabah> man i just got dicked + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039 + Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:04:06 UTC +% +< straterra> WOMENZ dont want servers +< straterra> k? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040 + Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:05:27 UTC +% +<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime using VLC +? +<drijen> test34_, ask vlc, not us +<test34_> vlc, please answer the question +<test34_> .. +* drijen facepalms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041 + Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:06:42 UTC +% +< fiyawerx> heh, thats neat - dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda +< snowmoon-work> poor man's drive wipe? +< fiyawerx> yeah +< snowmoon-work> if you are using debian then you can just use /dev/zero +< snowmoon-work> ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042 + Added: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:30:33 UTC +% +( eclipseee) which serial keygen crack for slackware? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043 + Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:09:31 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> big capacity usb sticks are the bomb +< TwinReverb> especially when they have encryption +< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to my ankle. + Who needs encryption? +< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so to get +my data back + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044 + Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:12:17 UTC +% +<@caker> scott: I love you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045 + Added: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:36:38 UTC +% +< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string +with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this. +< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah" +< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have +< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class? +< bradd_> that is not right.. +< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh +< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works +< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha +< GoldfishInAJarOf> global +< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :) +< Lede> /facepalm +< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede +< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const +char *cstring = "blah"" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046 + Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC +% +< BP{k}> nah. the closet of doom is based on tardis technology +< fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based on a +combination of tardis and tetris technology... +< BP{k}> fred++ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047 + Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:09:41 UTC +% +<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using ubuntu and +not worry about some things. +<PennyCostco> slackware is from a previous age... ubuntu is the new thing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048 + Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:28:35 UTC +% +<Dave2> :w dong +<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written +<Dave2> my dong is very small :( +<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills .... +<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049 + Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC +% +< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some sitting +on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it. I need to wipe +my ass. Please help. +< straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;) +< rworkman> Forget I said that. +< rworkman> I forgot you were here :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050 + Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:30:13 UTC +% +< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with a grain + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052 + Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:20:22 UTC +% +< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager +run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it? +< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN> + applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the +NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed +to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security +policies in the configuration file' +< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome.. +< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't +even come on the distro discs any more +< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at +this platform. +< Dominian> Grejao: So? +< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer. +< Dominian> Its officially unsupported. +< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker +has to give you a warranty... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC +% +<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into localhost +after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:12:01 UTC +% +< Manjaro> Hello +< Alucard> hi +< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start a process +< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot open shared +object file: No such +< Manjaro> file or directory +< Alucard> you're missing libssl +< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I seem to +find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though. +< jkwood> *facepalm* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:48:57 UTC +% +< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and +just install OS X on it +< straterra> eh +< straterra> Thats a PITA +< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features +< logan> like? I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need +< straterra> multitouch.. +< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing +* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive +< straterra> You love my hard drive +< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now +< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch +< straterra> Oh +< straterra> Get a faster MBP +< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports +< logan> straterra: expensive +< straterra> I didn't say buy one +< straterra> I said get one :) +< jkwood> "acquire" +< logan> hah +< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples +< logan> really, there's not that much +< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC +% +< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form. I'm really not +interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/ +< thrice`> :( +< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his +personal bat symbol +< straterra> ... +< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058 + Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC +% +< greymaus_> Hi +< greymaus_> just downloaded package xmms2*.tar.gz +< greymaus_> pkgtool would not deal with it until I renamed it *.tgz +< greymaus_> If anyone is interested, just thought I'd tell +< greymaus_> Bye! +-!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net] has left +#slackbuilds [] +< shasta> oh my +<+XGizzmo_> yeah +< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2 doesn't work +* XGizzmo_ *headdesk* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059 + Added: Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:04:04 UTC +% +< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware package +for it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060 + Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:28:36 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further for fear +of being misquoted and noobfarmed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061 + Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:54:28 UTC +% +<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type their +hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the IP address... +what makes this so? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062 + Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:13:59 UTC +% +<jsoftw> /bin/su: incorrect password +<jsoftw> ? +<jsoftw> (when run as root) +<jsoftw> Wtf do I need a password for. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063 + Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:14:48 UTC +% +<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really stupid... I'd been +f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was write protected... I couldn't +see a switch or anything so I figured it was starting to die on me... anyway +long story short after lots of cursing and command line foolishness I saw that +indeed it did have a switch.... doh.... +<BigX> time to get my eyes checked I guess + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064 + Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:15:52 UTC +% +< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I +have root on all of them :D +< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw! +< straterra> zomgleekhax0r +< livinded> srsly +< straterra> zomgphear +< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the +access +< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility +< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail +< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome. +< Dominian> Feel the power ! +< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility +< Dominian> hahaha +< Dominian> NOOBFARM +< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards +< hurt> boo! +< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just +laughed +< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration. +< straterra> Bubba wont care though +< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use +the school's server +< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any +more legal +< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do +anything that's going to get me caught +< straterra> livinded: you already have +< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught +< avert> straterra: lol +< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as +possible? +< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree +< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles +< livinded> title* +< straterra> That doesn't really matter +< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught +< straterra> Better yet +< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend. +< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot. +< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog +< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught? +< straterra> By running their mouths +< straterra> bragging +< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight. +< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble. If the bird didn't sing +the snake would've gone hungry. +< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989! +< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it. +< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell +one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4) +< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control +your waggin' tongue. + * avert sits back and watches +< straterra> Unless you have a gf +< straterra> Then..go for it +< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you +put under it +< straterra> ... + * straterra face palms +< avert> haha +< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night? +< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind. Forget everything I just said. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065 + Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC +% +<jimisrvrox> how would I open .exe files in linux? +<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason the +installer isnt opening +<flaran_> the linux installer .exe? +<jimisrvrox> yes +<flaran_> go into the terminal, and try typing sudo ./file.exe +<jimisrvrox> ok so linux by default blocks opening .exe files? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066 + Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:18:07 UTC +% +<j720> any ideas on how to start python in gui mode? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067 + Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:19:12 UTC +% +16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has joined +#Rohitab +17:00:09 < Zeeded_> ok i need help really quick +17:00:29 < Zeeded_> i just fucked up and pressed Alt+Ctrl+F1 +17:00:38 <@evilfourzero> ?? +17:00:42 < Zeeded_> and now im stuck in this fucking terminal +17:00:44 <@evilfourzero> rofl +17:00:46 <@evilfourzero> Zeeded_ +17:00:50 < Zeeded_> yes +17:00:50 <@evilfourzero> ctr + alt + F7 +17:01:05 < Zeeded> thanks dude + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068 + Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:03:25 UTC +% +<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with a running +guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070 + Added: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:21:53 UTC +% +< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for +a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything ? +< rworkman> lsEee: thermite. +< jkwood> thermite++ +< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC +% +* exothermc_ (n=miles@75.139.184.213) has joined #linuxhelp +<exothermc_> Anyone know of a good place to ask some tax/payroll related +questions? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:23:51 UTC +% +* Monoca has joined ##slackware +<Monoca> hi +<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console +<Zordrak> wow. well done. +<Monoca> ?? +<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won +a free cake! +<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake +<adamx> mmm cake +* edman007 takes the cake +* Monoca has quit ("Leaving") + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC +% +< veryhappy1988> well all what i wanna have have is the information how + linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a + serious hacker + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:52:46 UTC +% +< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one thing--there +are a lot of ugly people in the world. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077 + Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:35:36 UTC +% +<toasterb0y> CPU1: Temperature above threshold +<toasterb0y> does that sound serious? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079 + Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:55:12 UTC +% +<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we potentially +have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh? +<ron> UP FOR DISCUSSION! +<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never mind + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080 + Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:45:43 UTC +% +<Captain-Murphy_> Linux is totally sucking hard +<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything up, +can anyone help me fix this? +<Hodapp> what distro are you using that still uses XFree86? +<savetheWorld> nope, too busy sucking. +<Captain-Murphy_> beatrix +<Captain-Murphy_> I'm trying to fix up an old pentium II so its useable + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081 + Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:22:38 UTC +% +<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only +works when i put ./ ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082 + Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC +% +<Trengo> whats the channel where you can talk to opers? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:20:24 UTC +% +UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually +tasty + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC +% +<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath +<Mr_Evil> naked +<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic +<juice_> and your still on irc +<Mr_Evil> or just bathing +<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time +<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5 +<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha +<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded. +<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife +<Mr_Evil> heh +<Mr_Evil> thanks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC +% +<harfg> wtf!! +<harfg> I just saw a program called '3' running in top +<daniel> omfg! +<harfg> yea exactly +<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there is a 1 +script and 2 script as well +<harfg> what ever fricking master peice of a package that comes from +<juice> a rootkit :) +<harfg> argh !! +<harfg> It must be a poor one .. the ones I rember from back in the day +installed mad modules +<harfg> and could circumvent ps +<harfg> how do I purge!! +<harfg> i am using cooky old ubuntu +<juice> i'd look at running ossec, rootkit hunter, or chkrootkit +<juice> just to find out +<harfg> if they did bust in it must of either been through ssh or tightvnc +<juice> have any of the patches been applied to that? +<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered that +ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the update manager +the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so now your going to tell +me Ive been over reliant + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:04:15 UTC +% +< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter, I don't +have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:46:41 UTC +% +<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line arg? +like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089 + Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:37:48 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Hmmm...... +< rworkman> Careful, don't hurt yourself. +< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: blow me +< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: you first. +< lanmower> ... +< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing. Just let me call in a favor from straterra. +< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: that was wrong. :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090 + Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:00:18 UTC +% +< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the +occasional crash +< thrice`> -2 +< jkwood> Umm... 5? +< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs +< jkwood> Oh, wait. 1? +< jkwood> 10? +< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale +< jkwood> Oh. Erm... .3 +< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable? +< pkgtool> try E +< lanmower> er +< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help +< lanmower> good point +< lanmower> er 1 is good +< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind +of silly. +< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra +< lanmower> fail pre grade-1 +< lanmower> naa just wired +< straterra> What? +< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091 + Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC +% +< BubbleWrap> sec, i just typed make and im getting spammed :o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092 + Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:00:09 UTC +% +>>>_roach has joined ##slackware +( _roach) teste +( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect +<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"] +( nullboy) bahahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC +% +<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware +<juice> huh? +<nullboy> ? +<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ? do they make good bait +<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ? +<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware +WITH a worm? +<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :) +<Dominian> I smell a troll. +<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu +<juice> bs +<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called? +<nullboy> worm* +<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called? +<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it +<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance +<meninslack> /worm/virus/Nutcracker +<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what? +<patric__> ... +<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner +<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in? +<juice> meninslack, that is password cracker +<juice> not a worm +<patric__> avast isn't crappy +<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX +and Linux systems. +<meninslack> something.tar.bz2 +<juice> stop hacking +<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives +<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name.. +<Dominian> bz2? +<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part... +<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source +files. +<meninslack> Then it is infected source +<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files +<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name +<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods... +<meninslack> I can't remember +<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it +<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware. +<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time. If it's detecting a virus in the +cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner. +<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems +to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at +<Dominian> I don't believe it. +<nullboy> i call bs as well +<Dominian> md5sums would have found it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC +% +# www.linuxpackages.net FAQ + +<redtricycle> Well, I know people are against LP +<redtricycle> I was wondering if the same was for slacky +<mindbendr> why's that + +<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build scripts +can be trusted since it allows you to audit it +<BP{k}> mindbendr: for the following reasons: +<jkwood> Although, nullboy has a good point. +<BP{k}> 1) linuxpackages has no known QA or its fairly obsure +<BP{k}> 2) they allow packages to be build on nonclean systems that will +introduce dependencies on your system that you dont need +<jokie51> Gee, complain complain :P +<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that appear +in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole kinda hard +<mindbendr> do they, thought they've got nice policies and rating system +<BP{k}> 4) and on top of everything else: +http://slackadelic.com/2007/04/11/linuxpackagesnet-intentionally-malicious/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:22:31 UTC +% +--> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds +<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i +do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org? +<mwalling> ? +<mwalling> there already is +<thrice`> lol +<ultimashrine> huh? +<ultimashrine> i don't know about that +<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"? +<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss +* ultimashrine slams his head +<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC +% +<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and outdated. I +spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically wet my pants when I get +a chance to work our new slack box. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097 + Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:09:16 UTC +% +< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK" +< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!" "That's fine." +< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking +file" button too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098 + Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC +% +* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #linuxhelp +<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about chatrooms +where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV numbers. Anyone know +where I can access any rooms like that?? +<Tonehog> That's called CC fraud. +<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but so is +hacking +<Tonehog> No, cracking is illegal. Hacking isn't. +<Ryan933> oh whats the diffrents I am new to this? +<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access CC +Details?? +<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how to enter +them +<Ryan933> how do u chge rooms? +<MorJava> hey are you trolling? +<Ryan933> whats that? +<Tonehog> MorJava: just ignore him. +<Ryan933> how do u change rooms in here?? +<Tonehog> He's either completely clueless or a Fed. +<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun comes up +<Ryan933> A fed I live in Australia we dont have feds +<Tonehog> Take it easy MorJava. +<MorJava> yeah well i think he's trolling for someone to bust +<MorJava> federal police.....we have them +<Ryan933> buston what? +<Ryan933> bust* +<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything like +that. +<Tonehog> :/ +<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at the moment + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099 + Added: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:00:30 UTC +% +< daveb> i read an old cringely article +< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for education. Why +not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid instead. they won't even +need a job. +< Peikko> Nah just give it to social security and let them retire at 18. +< Peikko> Outsource all jobs and just collect soc. sec. on them. +< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price collapses += problem solved. +< daveb> very cool. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100 + Added: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:09:23 UTC +% +[*] tuxq|mobile [~tuxq@5.sub-72-114-174.myvzw.com] has joined #slackware +< tuxq|mobile> howdy +< tuxq> omg it's me! but mobile! +< tuxq|mobile> yes. Yes it is +< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different devices. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101 + Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:39:59 UTC +% +<JimShoe> :wc +<JimShoe> damn it i'm not in vi + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103 + Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:30:06 UTC +% +< timmi> windows is like unprotected sex.. linux is never getting laid ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104 + Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:19:12 UTC +% +< nachox> guys, please, let it go +< el11te> they wont stop +* nullboy drops it like it's hot +< nachox> yes they will +< nullboy> lest swift and sure retribution commence +< ThomasY> Sex with me? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105 + Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:18 UTC +% +<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others, +roommates, parrots, etc.)." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106 + Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC +% +<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full +Install(TM)" in the topic? +<spook> can we get that in the installer? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107 + Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC +% +< nullboy> he must not have received his complimentary reach around + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108 + Added: Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:02:17 UTC +% +< tuxq> God im an idiot +< Dominian> notice... no one argued... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109 + Added: Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:25:14 UTC +% +yxz97: I should learn how use emacs instead of, more cool LINUX!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111 + Added: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:21:33 UTC +% +* The-Croupier definately not on noobfarm ha :) +Old_Fogie: yet :D +The-Croupier: already searched for croupier and The-Croupier +Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ? +* Old_Fogie runs :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112 + Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:08 UTC +% +<Dagmar> Use `fortune -o` +<coil> so Dagmar +<coil> -o +<coil> does this +<coil> watch +<scort> No fortunes found +<scort> ./exec -o fortune -o +<Dagmar> scort: Did you install PuritanLinux or something? +<scort> ./exec -o `fortune -o` +<scort> No fortunes found + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113 + Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:00:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird +< thrice`> really? +< thrice`> you can set them manually +< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ? +* straterra snickers +< Dominian> thrice`: ass +< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is +no longer allowed to build me!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114 + Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC +% +hurt: people who use noobfarm are stupid. +rworkman: Your ridiculous opinion has been noted. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115 + Added: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:43:11 UTC +% +< HoopyCat> i started dating my wife because we both programmed in python +< jkwood> She fell for your python, eh? +< HoopyCat> jkwood: i fell for hers, to be honest. +* jkwood drops it like it's hot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117 + Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:11:27 UTC +% +< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay? +< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question? +< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..." +< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to +know. :) +< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with +such-and-such. ;-) +< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid? +< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare. +< ThomasY> Damn you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118 + Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC +% +evanton: chastity belts are for women +The-Croupier: ooops +Old_Fogie: or for confused old men + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119 + Added: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:06:43 UTC +% +< ThomasY> I DO NOT LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT! +< jkwood> Technically, the house is in his dad's name. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120 + Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:39:00 UTC +% +< BubbleWrap> its got an rj45 cable coming out of its ass +< BubbleWrap> lemme see where it goes to :o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121 + Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:58:59 UTC +% +K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your hands +around +Old_Fogie> K-Ruby, fail :D +K-Ruby> muhahahah +K-Ruby> Hey if you had a webcam we could do it for real + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122 + Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:21:43 UTC +% +<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page! +<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing. +<Cann0n> it worked for me... +<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he +just said. +<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123 + Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC +% +23:32 < Cann0n> i'm lost +23:32 < K-Ruby> I'm found +23:32 < Old_Fogie> I'm Old_Fogie , nice to meet yo. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124 + Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:35:13 UTC +% +* cpunches had forgotten about trolling + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125 + Added: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:51:35 UTC +% +20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to the +screen +20:57 < ron1n> memem, minimize it? +20:59 < edman007> stop looking + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126 + Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:01:47 UTC +% +<crypticlineage> any LaTeX enthusiasts here? +<Old_Fogie> nah, the wife told me to knock that stuff off. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127 + Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:15:09 UTC +% +<rworkman> The array requires bash though, doesn't it? +<Alan_Hicks> I'm not sure... +<rworkman> I'd like for this to work in ksh, for selfish reasons. +<Alan_Hicks> I'm sure ksh has arrays. RTFM. +<rworkman> I'm lazy. FOAD. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128 + Added: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:48:40 UTC +% +< jkwood> Noobfarm is not meant to belittle or defame. +< BubbleWrap> jkwood, i feel like im being belittled +< jkwood> Shut up, you little whiny ass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129 + Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:27:37 UTC +% +< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this event? +< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around 80-100 +people though +< logan> might be able to fit them all into my car + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130 + Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:32:06 UTC +% +<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory to +allocate that as root?? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132 + Added: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:52:48 UTC +% +<muraii[]work> Samba will drink your milkshake! +<mtu> and they're like, it better than yours + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135 + Added: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:18:12 UTC +% +< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime with a +man on man scene :( +< Dominian> uhh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136 + Added: Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:15:02 UTC +% +* nachox removes channel operator status from nachox +<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a su shell + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148 + Added: Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:21:46 UTC +% +The-Croupier> what being a greek :P +The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the millenia +antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long as you're +not a little boy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149 + Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:10:09 UTC +% +<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5. Think of all the typing you could +save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150 + Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC +% +Old_Fogie: straterra, you run gentoo too? +nachox: he and 2 other guys +straterra: Must be pretty good documentation for 3 guys. +straterra: :) +jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other than heating. +nachox: all outdated from when 12 guys used it +thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4. wanna race? :-) +straterra: Sure + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152 + Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:33:31 UTC +% +< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the same time +< `Reid`> um +< `Reid`> you can do that on msn too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153 + Added: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:06:54 UTC +% +< Ruckus> generators run on fossil fuels!!! Infidel! +< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and bury them +under high pressure +* Case is green + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:52:35 UTC +% +( straterra) you caught me. my penis is fake + +( straterra) and my testicles are actually blueberry muffins + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156 + Added: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:18:17 UTC +% +<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping and even +him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help +<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something from now +on +<CaptObviousman> I feel dirty +* CaptObviousman just joined #ubuntu +<BP{k}> it could be worse :) +<straterra> yeah, you could be a whore +<BP{k}> or downloading from lp.net +<CaptObviousman> I did that a while ago, efore I learned not to +<CaptObviousman> and what on earth is wrong with my b key +<straterra> maybe its tired of being used in words like 'ubuntu' +<straterra> doesnt have the patience of the 'u' key + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157 + Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:15:43 UTC +% +<orly_owl> Bugs in the current version will be fixed? +<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs like +trophys? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158 + Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:30:22 UTC +% +<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when generating a + keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty? +<evanton> it is not obvious to me after reading the manpage + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159 + Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:54:11 UTC +% +-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has joined ##mac +< zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source in mac +< zod21> using terminal +< zod21> is it the same as in linux +< zod21> sweet +-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160 + Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:33:34 UTC +% +Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with gnome, +hee hee, you have to luv gnu +Old_Fogie: s/pythong/python +Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161 + Added: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:57:40 UTC +% +<masterx831> root@darkstar:~# cdrecord -isosize +/home/masterx831/Microsoft.Windows.Vista.ULTIMATE.x86.SP1.Integrated.June.2008.OEM.DVD-BIE/bievsp168.iso +<LF4> hahaha +<masterx831> whats so funny +<LF4> bcmiller2, +<masterx831> whats mysql +<masterx831> :S +<ananke> masterx831 : and you expect people to help you with your warez? +<LF4> lol +<LF4> good point ananke +<masterx831> ananke: you guys are experts fine i will fid out how +<masterx831> :-( +<masterx831> brb +<ArmOrAttAk> one less window disc in the world +<masterx831> google's my best friends +<stitchman> hehe came to #slackware to burn a vista dvd +<bcmiller2> not experts at snatching and using vista ultimate +<ananke> masterx831 : pirate +<masterx831> ananke: i have to pay bills somehow +<masterx831> fine i will sell slackware for 50 bucks +<ananke> uhmm, last time i checked, freenode was against piracy +<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually profit from +it +<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that doesn't +give a crap +<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that pirate sucks +<masterx831> might as well do my landscaping +<bcmiller2> off to steal a mower? +<LF4> haha +<unixfool> lol +<devilz> rofl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162 + Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:29:14 UTC +% +< alienBOB> YammYgirlcoding - please read the Slackware Book and + especially the installation section.... before you try again +< antler> YammYgirlcoding: you're actually quite obtuse, if you don't me + saying so. +< hitest> when you have all 3 CDs please go and read the book carefully. + The install procedure will be less troublesome then +< YammYgirlcoding> beeing obtuse means exactly like beeing what? + +< YammYgirlcoding> like. is the book long? cause i have only today to + install, learn the services and be able to tell that i + 'know it' :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163 + Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:38:12 UTC +% +<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to retrive email messages from +an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account) +<The_Apprentice> isp closed the account* +<phrag> just go to the magic global email archive +<The_Apprentice> magic global ? +<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public repository, +right ? +The_Apprentice> err no +The_Apprentice> phrag: you have the url? +* phrag groans + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164 + Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:28:00 UTC +% +rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than welcome to +(incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk and/or Vector and +whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact remains that *I* will not +knowingly help with them. +ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore cuz i +dont have 4 feet? rubbish... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165 + Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:35:14 UTC +% +< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known in a +long time +< Spartako> I am practicing my english skills +< Spartako> :P +< asg> Spartako: you were doing well until :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166 + Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:39:23 UTC +% +The_Apprentice> anake: murder is murder! + +ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while you're +still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder is murder' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167 + Added: Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:37:30 UTC +% +< acidchi1d> i hear --cheese=1 +< acidchi1d> makes it go faster +< nixfreak> where would I put that though +< nixfreak> ???? +< nixfreak> I'm a n00b ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168 + Added: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:46 UTC +% +NyteOwl: I kniw, lets just skip 64bit and go straight to 256 :) +alisonken1: worked for aes +NyteOwl: lol +rwmx: haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169 + Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:54 UTC +% +<exile777> whats the point of using vi and emacs? what do those keyboard +shortcuts do? +<LinuxyErin> lol +<acidchild> exile777: ... +<acidchild> i can tell your not a fluxbox user =D +<LinuxyErin> lol +<exile777> definitely not. eww +<LinuxyErin> they make life easier :-p +* acidchild gets chainsaw out +<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with a mouse + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170 + Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:02 UTC +% +<exile777> hmm. what is this noobfarm business? +<exile777> omg noooooooooooo, im on there + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171 + Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:07 UTC +% +rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be sad, +sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day. ;-) +exile777> ewww +ThomasY> Only sore if you fight it +ThomasY> Most do though + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172 + Added: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:55:23 UTC +% +< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd be downing +drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right +< Cheapass> Tahitit? +* Pensicola blames Freud. That cock + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174 + Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:13:06 UTC +% +airer-girl> ill let you mount me if you can fix the mount problem + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175 + Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:06:32 UTC +% +airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let users mount +and use truecrypt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176 + Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:07:38 UTC +% +<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde - IIRC, kde used +to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window decorations menu - but +the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got all of the kde packages +installed - anyone know why this isn't working? +<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something Is +Wrong. +<-- Hikaru has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware +<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left #slackware +--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware +<Hikaru> Figured out the problem: I'M AN IDIOT. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177 + Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:48:23 UTC +% +baloneysammitch> can anyone help with mounting a usb external hd? +<Raging_Hog> baloneysammitch: Does it show up as /dev/sd? +<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged it back +in and now it shows using fdisk -l +<baloneysammitch> I'm so pissed, never mind +<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't know about +<baloneysammitch> lsusb lists my hd +<baloneysammitch> fdisk -l does not +<baloneysammitch> how do I bridge that gap? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178 + Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:50:29 UTC +% +< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English. This is part of the +help blurb associated with the * Dial command. +< mchou> D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings *after* the +called +< mchou> party has answered, but before the call gets bridged. The +'called' +< mchou> DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the 'calling' +DTMF +< mchou> string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters can be +used +< mchou> alone. +<@russellb> Hm, that looks like English to me +<@russellb> :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179 + Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:50:10 UTC +% +< straterra> !nickometer cpunches +<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%. +< straterra> LIES + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC +% +( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too +( nullboy) he's a closet maso +( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :) +( nullboy) haha +* fred <3 pain +( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC +% +< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem corruption +risks due to unstable hardware? +< linux_probe> =p replace the unstable hardware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:54:36 UTC +% +straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very +much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.." +<nullboy> "which must be killed" +<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183 + Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC +% +< bijit> Old_Fogie: is a security Paranoid. he uses ip. +< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure, I type +numbers til' I get what I want +< antler> Old_Fogie: hahaha that always makes me smile ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187 + Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:15 UTC +% +< jkwood> ! people still use urmom?!?! +< bob2> only to allow-transfer + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189 + Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:06:22 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> so what is kvm, is it an alternative to vmwave/vbox? +< CaptObviousman> this is probably written down somewhere isn't it +< jkwood> I would like to think so, though I can't tell you where. +< jkwood> I think nullboy has experience with KVM. +< drijen> kvm is a hardware device +< drijen> oh wait +* drijen flops around helplessly + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190 + Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:53:57 UTC +% +spook> seriously, kangaroo is nice +<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously overpopulated +<nathanbw> Kangaroo, the guilt-free snack + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191 + Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:55:33 UTC +% +< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on quotes...maybe you +can start producing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192 + Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:24 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman returns triumphantly! +* jkwood triumphs returnedly! +* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at jkwood +* fred eyes his narrows at CaptObviousman +* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode when opened +* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded by +fred +<pprkut> lol +<CaptObviousman> that doesn't make a lick of sense +* jkwood licks CaptObviousman's sense +* fred senses CaptObviousman's lick + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193 + Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:40:30 UTC +% +<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that. +<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/ +<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;) +<pprkut> lol +<pprkut> the empire will strike back +<thrice`> the jedi will return... +<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm +<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194 + Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC +% +13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky stuff that + comes out of them???? +13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> ;) +13:29 <@team-fail> fun +13:29 * team-fail realises thats a new low + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195 + Added: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:34:07 UTC +% +CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea? +<straterra> Because..you were drunk +<nullboy> i'm talking, attenuating the universe, singing +<straterra> Or high +<CaptObviousman> my last 3 hours hasn't even kicked in +<CaptObviousman> it starts next monday +<nullboy> i took full loads for 6 years +<nullboy> ok...don't even think about it you sick bastards. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196 + Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:56:30 UTC +% +< evanton> slackers usually like ubuntu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197 + Added: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:55:29 UTC +% +< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection refused +< LnxSlck_> can someone help me on this? +<Alan_Hicks> router is what? +< LnxSlck_> Alan_Hicks, you mean wich model? +< Alan_Hicks> I mean what exactly is the router. +< LnxSlck_> the router is the device that provides me internet access +< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a rotating +cutting tool for woodwork. +< LnxSlck_> like a switch +< LnxSlck_> or hub +< Alan_Hicks> You're not helping... +< LnxSlck_> ?? +< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box? Is it a Linksys WRT54G? Is it a Cisco PIX? + Is it a Windows box running ICS? Is it a BSD box? +< LnxSlck_> oh +< Alan_Hicks> What *IS* it? +< Alan_Hicks> Is it a power tool you bought at Lowes? +< LnxSlck_> slackware, trying to telnet a belkin f5d7632-4 router +< nooper> one of these days alan's just going to /ban the whole channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198 + Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:17:27 UTC +% +< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D like i said just a story +i heard on the Cummins forum i go on +< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the Internet +are complete idiots. +< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how much they +know, the bigger the idiot they are. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199 + Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:57:00 UTC +% +YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal on both +sides, right? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200 + Added: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:39:36 UTC +% +<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically +incorrect, but it doesn't really matter +<\3TATUK> sure it matters +<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU? +<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to +<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC! +<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler +<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS +<\3TATUK> ROFL? +<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM? +<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much +<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions +<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue +<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201 + Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC +% +( masterx) fuck i'm so freaking dumb +( masterx) i gotta think more +( masterx) and stop bothering you guys +( masterx) sorr for my noobish + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202 + Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:04:41 UTC +% +< poltrojan> are u a guy or gurl? +<@Beeotch> im a gay +< poltrojan> tran? +<@Beeotch> yup +< poltrojan> ok +< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still get +fucked + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204 + Added: Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:52:39 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !" +< TwinReverb> "it's defective! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205 + Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC +% +mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */* +-su: /bin/grep: Argument list too long + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206 + Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:20:02 UTC +% +< thrice`> fred: do you have playlist retention working? +< fred> No. +< fred> I do have anal retention working though. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207 + Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:31:31 UTC +% +< nullboy> wtf +< jkwood> Agree to meet, then set them on fire. +< jkwood> I'll help. +< nullboy> andarius will flim +< nullboy> dilm +< nullboy> Afkj;jkgjkl;rkjerhk'erhl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208 + Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:01:40 UTC +% +< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209 + Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:58:51 UTC +% +< andarius> i love linux, 1 problem... infinite solutions :) +< thrice`> lol +< drijen|laptop> andarius: thats also maddening :p +< andarius> never +< andarius> cause they are all right :) +< drijen|laptop> point +< thrice`> no, mine failed +< andarius> if it failed it was not a solution :P +< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its own wierdo +ways +< drijen|laptop> except slack +< drijen|laptop> slack is normal! +< thrice`> no, we have bash + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210 + Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:17:24 UTC +% +-!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined +##slackware +-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] by slackboy +-!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: Did your +mother have any children that lived?] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211 + Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:51:27 UTC +% +<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask +us to sell them shit. They want to give us money. Naturally we cannot man that +phone 24/7. So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it +so that people would get SOMETHING. His answer? "Uhhhhhh...let me think about +it." +<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of +female volleyball games on my computer" +* rob0 googles female volleyball + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212 + Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC +% +<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like kde. everything +that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k which kreates a desire to +kut their asses up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213 + Added: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:05:49 UTC +% +<Meckafett> dang, what is the name of openoffice excel app? I forgot :( +<andarius> calc +<drijen> calc +<thrice`> calc +<drijen> totally calc +<Meckafett> lol +<andarius> to staart it use scalc +<thrice`> or soffice -calc +<andarius> or soffice -calc +<thrice`> or scalc +<Meckafett> there it is :) +<thrice`> lol +<drijen> /opt/bin/cxoffice --cx-app Excel --document-X.xcl +<nullboy> hey did anyone mention calc though? +<andarius> hmm, good point nullboy. calc sounds like it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214 + Added: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:07 UTC +% +< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe +< Dominian> er.. +< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now? +< chubs_> let me know when you finish + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215 + Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC +% +* jkwood setups SelfishMan +< jkwood> *PUNT* +< jkwood> Hmm... 8 feet. I need to work on that. +< Isvara> Indeed. Most people only have two. +< atourino> but... but... i thought i was a normal kid?!?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216 + Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:17:04 UTC +% +<+Swisher> lols told my mom i couldnt sleep with her anymore + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218 + Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:25:14 UTC +% +<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that +it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is +weird and reboot by itself. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219 + Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC +% +< nullboy> jkwood: you know dolphins masturbate right? +< nullboy> they are some fun loving creatures +< nullboy> this one time, at surf camp I.... +< jkwood> I'm not sure I like where this is going. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220 + Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:14:35 UTC +% +< oobe> i just want to say one thing +< bihu> Well said. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221 + Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:17 UTC +% +* drijen finds fred a dolphin +<fred> :D +<drijen> you sick bastard +<fred> Oh, wait, I just got that + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223 + Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:35 UTC +% +< b0dhi> I can't believe it +< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking and became +a vegetarian +< b0dhi> whoops ... wrong window +< b0dhi> sorry guys* +< chubs> b0dhi, maybe she misses your meat + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224 + Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:31:51 UTC +% +< code_m> So does CMake provide any advantages over GCC? + +(from #cmake) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225 + Added: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:31:31 UTC +% +Kana [chat]: typically in a fistfight... the car wins +Ryuai [chat]: see the thing about being hit by a car is any face you make + while doing it is hillarious. +Case [chat]: don't bring a knife to a carfight + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226 + Added: Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:33:50 UTC +% +< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it +< vdsy> hahhahahhaa +< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that +< vdsy> data as the ref +< straterra> I wouldn't +< straterra> I don't like machine porn +< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half +Life 2 +< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really +wanna see data wrestle +< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised +< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers +< antler> hahaha +< vdsy> hahaha +< acidchild> P<G +< acidchild> OMG +< acidchild> LOL +< acidchild> :-\ +< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF" +< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that" +< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227 + Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC +% +DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the # sign +i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229 + Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:40:55 UTC +% +< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1? +< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack? +< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure! +< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it! +< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and +konqueror (je suis webdev), +< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up +when one opens too many flash appies. +< jkwood> >.< +< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on +#slamd64@Freenode! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230 + Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC +% +<e^ipi> cchapman: i'm a giver, not a taker. +* e^ipi just realized that sounded a little gay +<e^ipi> eh, i'm cool with that +<jbk> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231 + Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:06:38 UTC +% +< nullboy> masterx831: will you give me a hug now? +< masterx831> lol +* masterx831 hugs nullboy +< masterx831> ha +< masterx831> eww that was gay +< nullboy> yeah very +* andarius tazes nullboy and masterx831 and places them in compromising +positions for a photo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232 + Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:57:38 UTC +% +* Out of nowhere... * +< nullboy> i like breasts +< nullboy> not really big ones though +< nullboy> medium ones +< nullboy> or small +< nullboy> just not huge +< nullboy> huge ones are scary, you could suffocate + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233 + Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:03:00 UTC +% +mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving the KDE + tagfile. +Dominian: hehe +Dominian: yeah that would be stupid. +Dominian: well not stupid +Dominian: per se +Dominian: just time consuming and harder ;) +MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove kde from +there ;-) +ag3ntugly: ... +mogunus: 1. I'm not an expert. I'm a noob. 2. My god. +MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was messing with +it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system i came to +realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234 + Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:45:47 UTC +% +<drijen> jkwood, need another slavegirl +<drijen> and hurry it up +* jkwood puts a wig and a wonderbra on drijen +<jkwood> Dance, drijen, dance! +<drijen> ............ +<drijen> O-/-< +<drijen> O-\-< +<drijen> O->-< +<drijen> O-<-< +* drijen pants +<Dominian> wtf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235 + Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:57:03 UTC +% +< ron1n_> my butt is sticky wtf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236 + Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:39:10 UTC +% +in ##slackware +Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light on my head +and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull with my Speechs :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237 + Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:01:26 UTC +% +<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means +piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238 + Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC +% +( straterra) I wish I could sell my anal virginity +( thrice`) indeed +( thrice`) er +( BP{k}) LOL +( thrice`) timing fail :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239 + Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:54:28 UTC +% +<@caker> DephNet[Paul]: I try not to overdo ... your mom + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240 + Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:47:06 UTC +% +From #postfix on freenode: + +< meoblast001> question +< meoblast001> if i delete my config files, wil it make new ones? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241 + Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:43:01 UTC +% +<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on my actual +computer, not virtualbox. and for some reason the biggest partition i could +make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my vista partition. how can i +fix this? +<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate more space +for linux? +<Borlge> oh i forgot! vista can do that! +<Borlge> im still used to xp + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242 + Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:17:59 UTC +% +< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles with +it so I always wrap it +< HoopyCat> that's what she sa-- err, sorry + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243 + Added: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:02:04 UTC +% +< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear goggles + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244 + Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:30 UTC +% +< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest nx/freenx +tgz package. Anyone interested? :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245 + Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:42:56 UTC +% +<jkwood> fred: That's something people just say without meaning, like "The +check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy, +but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246 + Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC +% +spreeuw: my grandma tried ubuntu and now she lost all her lifes pictures +spreeuw: and got a heartattack +Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up backups + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247 + Added: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:34:17 UTC +% +< thrice`> oh well; that's why fred is paid the big bucks +< fred> Wait, what? +< jkwood> fred: We thought Dominian was funneling those funds to you? +< fred> Dominian: AND I TRUSTED YOU! +< fred> :'( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248 + Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:28:12 UTC +% +< mwalling> my mom is famous in the local LDS circles ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:45:09 UTC +% +<hiptobecubic> You know what sucks? +<TwinReverb> hiptobecubic, vacuums? +<hiptobecubic> Presidential debates. +<TwinReverb> windows? +<TwinReverb> oh yeah those too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:29:39 UTC +% +<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying +"Cannot mount volume. Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a +bunch of "details" +<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group? +<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not +interested thank you. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC +% +< straterra> I have 24Gb free on my iPod..I need to put goat porn on it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:54:14 UTC +% +< mikko777> gwash: i think im gay +< gwash> mikko777: i think so too +< demantik> mikko777: don't tell everyone..before you know it, everyone + will want to be gay +< mikko777> gwash: if ive never tried men but cant get women either does + it mean im gay? +< demantik> it means you're extremely ugly + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:23 UTC +% +Fjorn <politics>: It'll take a huge cock to change the American psyche +Fjorn <politics>: Err, shock +Fuze [politics]: ... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254 + Added: Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:46:25 UTC +% +< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if they +didnt pass the bailout +< Peikko> heh +< Peikko> 7000 if they do. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256 + Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:58:42 UTC +% +[ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it? +[ SelfishMan] yes +[@caker] srsly? +[ A-KO] wow + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257 + Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:32:35 UTC +% +< nullboy> fred: how deep should i go? +<fred> that depends on the woman :p +* fred runs and hides + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258 + Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:58:07 UTC +% +<x-ip> ea ea pepe +<x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?) +<TwinReverb> #slackware-br +<nachox> it's spanish +<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he wants a +really short party +<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying to cross +the border +<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually trying to +import proper parties to the us... there is no party without some tequila shots +<rhys> explains why the parties are so short. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261 + Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:29:43 UTC +% +< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull +me now NOT_NOT" in the near future? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262 + Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC +% +( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263 + Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:41:23 UTC +% +* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until after he +clocks back in to work + +***Couple of Minutes Later*** + +LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes +<thrice`> ? +<rob0> LoganTheBrown + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264 + Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:54 UTC +% +< nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? +< mwalling> your mom? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265 + Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:51 UTC +% +< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex with +school girl' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266 + Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:53:22 UTC +% +< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword? +< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword. Whether you could +defeat it is another story. +< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer +-!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is +the one with the sword..."] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267 + Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC +% +< Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids +< Shizuo> Yes +< jkwood> Sesshomaru: Kids of all ages. +< Shizuo> I use it to attract my victims +< Shizuo> Bhaawahhaahah +< Sesshomaru> unfunny +< Shizuo> Yes +< LnxSlck_> Shizuo, so i take it you're a pedophile? +< Sesshomaru> pedos aren't funny +< Shizuo> No +< Dominian> wth +< Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer +< Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268 + Added: Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:03:58 UTC +% +< MaZ-> holy shit im crying here +< MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha +< pi_> tasered you? +< MaZ-> lol no +< MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain +< MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy +< MaZ-> :| + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269 + Added: Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:56 UTC +% +< jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270 + Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:47:18 UTC +% +< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly on via +the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the first thing we +see is a pink poodle. +* BP{k} gets worried about his dog..... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271 + Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:54:34 UTC +% +* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple warmer :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272 + Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:08:52 UTC +% +* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch +to it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273 + Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC +% +< jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today. +< SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274 + Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:31:28 UTC +% +< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship problems, and +his girlfriend changed his root password -_- +< ron1n> is there anyway to recover it? +< rworkman> Is she hot? +< ron1n> its weak, probably full english words +< rworkman> Oops, I'm supposed to be afk. +< ron1n> XD +< Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :) +< Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is +< ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D +< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password is worth +investigating. +< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the root +password +< rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then? Go after her and forget your friend. +< ron1n> XD +< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how to sudo su +and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the slackwiki page) +< ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275 + Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:32:23 UTC +% +< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, close +to work, and preferably with a brewery built in + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276 + Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:18:26 UTC +% +Fossa: my wiever does not work + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277 + Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:44:01 UTC +% +* drijen stabs CaptObviousman +* CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron +* drijen rebounds with a saucepan +* CaptObviousman closes drijen's hand in the waffle iron painfully +* drijen notes the lack of pain, as CaptObviousman has not turned it on +* drijen strips it from CaptObviousman's grip and bonks him with it +<CaptObviousman> it still pinches you when closed +<CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands +* rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors +<CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278 + Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:24:29 UTC +% +<ron1n_> is it wired? +<ron1n_> or wireless +<perlsyntax> nope it on a network + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279 + Added: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:19:21 UTC +% +< Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281 + Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:54:41 UTC +% +<neobsd> in order to optimize the useage of memory +<neobsd> procesador +<neobsd> i need a lite + qickly OS +<neobsd> some idea ? +<hba> neobsd: plan9 ;) +<neobsd> plan9? +<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not needed, Bob +will kill a kitten +<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob? Or is it all Bob's? If so, pass th kittens. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282 + Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:09:13 UTC +% +< ubunturos> i want to uninstall opensuse 11.0 ..how do i do it from + within opensuse + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288 + Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:03:35 UTC +% +<Dominian> rworkman: but I like doing it by hand :P +<Dominian> helps understanding mkinitrd imho +<rworkman> Yes, and people like using csh. +* Dominian shrugs +<rworkman> Oops, that slipped. ;-) +<Dominian> You have your way.. I have mine. +<rworkman> Poopyhead. +<ron1n> oh snap + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289 + Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:51:02 UTC +% +< nix_chix0r> brb gota turn the fetus for basting + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290 + Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:33:52 UTC +% +Seth: bugger... over cautious fail +Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for +skin).. glanced at package, saw "take by mouth".... told them it was the wrong +prescription.. +Seth: THEN i read what it was for.. viagra +Me: ... +Me: that could help with skin problems + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291 + Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC +% +<nix_chix0r> i let people get in my box all the time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:57 UTC +% +< mwalling> i like poo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:12:09 UTC +% +< straterra> My girlfriend doesn't wear panties..and she isn't homeless + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:43:44 UTC +% +< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar. +< hiptobecubic> nonsense +< macavity> ? +< hiptobecubic> ? +< BP{k}> ! +< XGizzmo> ^ +< macavity> _ +< hiptobecubic> ` +< Old_Fogie> + +< macavity> (c) +< chopp> ~ +< jkwood> % +< hiptobecubic> this is a great segue into my next question +< Old_Fogie> fail! you ruined our dialog :) +< jkwood> YOU RUINED IT +* macavity cries out loud +< macavity> *sob* +< hiptobecubic> oh sorry +< hiptobecubic> = +< Old_Fogie> pestering us with these questins, in a support forum :( +< hiptobecubic> :D +< Old_Fogie> hahah +< macavity> lol +< hiptobecubic> \o/ +< Old_Fogie> /0\ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:44 UTC +% +< macavity> HELLO!!! I'm Linsay LOHAAAAN! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:48:20 UTC +% +< pprkut> i have no porn! ew! perveerts! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:08 UTC +% +< abby> Personally, I like a little porn now and again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:19 UTC +% +<jkwood> AHH LAG FAIRIES... EATING MAH TUBES + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300 + Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:45:44 UTC +% +< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going after the +little boys again +< fred> :o where's mine? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301 + Added: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:00:17 UTC +% +< ThomasY> gang rape me..and I'll admit i got gangraped + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302 + Added: Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:24:48 UTC +% +<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot wrong.. +again.. twice + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304 + Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:29:28 UTC +% +< mughi> err.. memory fail.. $86/paycheck +< mughi> dunno where i got 175 +< CaptObviousman> out of your ass +< dr3am3r> that sounds painful +< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my ass, i +wouldn't care how much it hurt +< mughi> CaptObviousman: i keep all the good stuff in there +< CaptObviousman> because, hey, free money! +< mughi> CaptObviousman brings new meaning to money laundering + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305 + Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:31:01 UTC +% +< heret|c> i'm installing gentoo on my acoustic guitar + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306 + Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:00 UTC +% +< shasta> I don't get your confusion, oneforall + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307 + Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:44:55 UTC +% +< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not be +blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to that either +< jkwood> That's because 80 is a privileged port. +< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything to work +there. +<@caker> urmom has a nice privileged port +< jkwood> caker: You would know. You're weren't privileged to use it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308 + Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:51:03 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable and fully +featured as slackware 32bit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309 + Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:18 UTC +% +< jkwood> Don't try WoW. It will eat your soul. +< jkwood> Which is bad for the complexion. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310 + Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:11:48 UTC +% +< elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311 + Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:38:21 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant, +barefoot, lasagna-making wife +* andarius thought he was working up in the world +<drijen> CaptObviousman, you're getting your ass kicked +<CaptObviousman> Together, we fight crime! +<nullboy> WIND! +<CaptObviousman> buh? +<andarius> some how, i can actualy picture that CaptObviousman +<nullboy> WATER! +<drijen> FIRE +<nullboy> EARTH! +<nullboy> HEART! +<andarius> WAFFLE !! +<drijen> TOGETHER WE ARE CAPTAIN....... +<BP{k}> CHUCKWOOD! +<nullboy> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...I AM CaptObviousman +* drijen chortles hard +<CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't +<nullboy> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312 + Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:11:16 UTC +% +< rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313 + Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:09:44 UTC +% +<mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue? +<mirash> ya, my net driver +<mirash> i am afraid of it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314 + Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:18:36 UTC +% +<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs. +<alienBOB> El cheapo! +<chubs> i'll do it for 50 +<Alan_Hicks> haha +<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200 +<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it +;) +<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/ +<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-) +<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) +<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you +<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha + +<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel. < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i +don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) <-- that gets *nothing* -- but +this: < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you <-- gets "gross" :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315 + Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC +% +< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks +great +* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably +< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback +< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ? +< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft +< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv? +< Fenix-Dark> no +< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv +< nullboy> MS cash +< Alan_Hicks> MS cash? +< Alan_Hicks> My God! Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316 + Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC +% +Seth: oww.. falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care and +demands feeding.. buy donuts and condoms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317 + Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:16:42 UTC +% +< SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home +< SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people? +< SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out +-!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan] +< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator. If she +loves you, she'll stay. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318 + Added: Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:28:02 UTC +% +< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material" +? +< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up +your disk? +< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't +use anyway so ... +< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ? +< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you +do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks +< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level +of competence from 2 sentences ... +< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ? +< antler> huh? wth +< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system +from cli than you do with clicking on buttons +< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation +< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back +* Alan_Hicks is confused. +< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation? +< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces) +", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel +< NuMaStresa> perverts * +< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-) +< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that +< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :)) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319 + Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC +% +< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire to the +internet no one can get out? +< isacklow> doh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320 + Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:45:53 UTC +% +-!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined +<CaptObviousman> gah killit killit +* CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck +<ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW +* ubuntu cries + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321 + Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:05:46 UTC +% +* thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run +<CaptObviousman> but ... why? +<drijen> RPM is the devil, mk +<thrice`> it looks sexy +<drijen> no +<drijen> it doesn't +<thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff +<andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322 + Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:18:27 UTC +% +< Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323 + Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:02:09 UTC +% +<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so I cant +edit it easily +<PrettyConfused> honestly, I couldn't tell you +<Carpathia> i think sed is capable of it, i just dont know how :( +<da1l6> Carpathia. tail -N -11 could do it. never tried, though +<Carpathia> hm dal16, i dont know how many lines are in the line +<Carpathia> in the file +<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset (so the +--help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example +<Carpathia> tail -n -1 just does the same as tail -n 1 +<Carpathia> ahh got it, so simple sed '1,5d' filename + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324 + Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:31:21 UTC +% +< Isvara> All this talk of big tools and no straterra? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325 + Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:23:47 UTC +% +##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online + +[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth +or post-teeth?" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326 + Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC +% +< mwalling> 3) yes. i like buttsecks with straterra + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327 + Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:57:17 UTC +% +13:32:15 < Zordrak> Camarade_Tux: Ubuntu Cola? Is that like Ipecac? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328 + Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:36:25 UTC +% +< Tirili2today> How can I convert an .img file into .iso? +< alisonken1> loop mount the .img file, then build an iso from that +< Dominian> Wow.. google Results 1 - 10 of about 503,000 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329 + Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:22:41 UTC +% +<ananke> and at the end of the day, the most important thing is that + you know how to use your tool +<_chess_> that's one way to put it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331 + Added: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:15:59 UTC +% +( Camarade_Tux) doh, I typed boobfarm instead of noobfarm... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332 + Added: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:29:47 UTC +% +< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked 2 +more. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333 + Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:41:27 UTC +% +< str1ke> I suck at using the internet +< str1ke> I should unplug my modem and give up + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334 + Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:33:25 UTC +% +(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout) +< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this +very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are +< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well. +< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM" +< mgrossie> So I'm stumped + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335 + Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC +% +< andarius> greetings and salutations again +< CaptObviousman> waffle tax, please +< andarius> i iz tax evader :P +* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with earlier +waffle payments +< CaptObviousman> and one used condom ... wtf? +* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at straterra +< CaptObviousman> do I even want to know? +< andarius> likely not +< straterra> eh? +< CaptObviousman> were you having sex with the waffles again? +< andarius> dude, please no sexing up of zee waffles :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336 + Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:52:23 UTC +% +<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>" +<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337 + Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC +% +< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled and +packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :( +< thrice`> wow, arny failed? no +< straterra> arny NEVER fails +< straterra> XD +< thrice`> surely the policy of release first, fix later is superior + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338 + Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:48:41 UTC +% +<BOSPUS> gn +<BOSPUS> hi terrorist lady +<BOSPUS> hows the jihad going ? +<missyjane> haha.. +<missyjane> you remember me dear, thats so sweet +* missyjane hugs bosp +<missyjane> now EVERYBODY DOWN! *raises an ak-47* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339 + Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:01:24 UTC +% +< Agiofws> hi +< Agiofws> is there a freenode staffer in here ? +< Agiofws> apparently UDP is gonna get owned by bittorrent soon + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340 + Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:25:55 UTC +% +< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy +white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341 + Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC +% +< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to the +community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342 + Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:34:56 UTC +% +<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube addiction, i +get lucky to download large files + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343 + Added: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:33:33 UTC +% +< danopia> mwalling, i'm not a complex idiot +< danopia> complete* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345 + Added: Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:08:23 UTC +% +< straterra> heh..stepbrother is mad at me +< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and I wouldn't +pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue +< straterra> i mean..sex > unpaid tech support...right? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348 + Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:35:46 UTC +% +<mirash> slackware is optimised for command mode + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349 + Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:01:52 UTC +% +Dominian > rworkman: pig +Dominian > damn it! +Dominian > rworkman: ping +rob0 > soooooooooooeeee pig pig pig +rworkman > oink + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351 + Added: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:18:54 UTC +% +< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an open source +alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352 + Added: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:51:56 UTC +% +< andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :| +< straterra> I used to love my erectin set +< straterra> erection^ +< andarius> erector ? +< straterra> same thing +* andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :( +< andarius> erector = hot brunette +< andarius> erection = what i get from her + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353 + Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:44:32 UTC +% +<hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON +<evanton> amen +<hiptobecubic> 192.168.2.X IS NOT PART OF 192.168.0.0/24 +* hiptobecubic takes a bow +<evanton> heh +<hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354 + Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:32:24 UTC +% +( straterra) i like plowing people +( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic +( HoopyCat) jimd: you're new here, aren't you? :-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355 + Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:57:06 UTC +% +SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again +HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning? +SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds? +BP{k}: cyanide, smells of bitter almonds +SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like? +Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right? +SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like +SelfishMan: wait...what? +Twayne: lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356 + Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:20:04 UTC +% +> mode/##slackware [+b *!*@cardinal.lizella.net] by slackboy +> rob0_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] +> Alan_Hicks was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] +> _chess_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] +> vbatts was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] +> rworkman was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] +ananke > nice. +ananke > when bots go nuts + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357 + Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:53:35 UTC +% +<jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap +<nullboy> did you even read the man page? +<jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works +<jamess__> but then still it must be some bug + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358 + Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:13:09 UTC +% +<tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease +<tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one! +<depsis> :P +<depsis> The one with the bigg penis? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359 + Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:21:25 UTC +% +<TwinReverb> (**information removed**) has joined #lvm +<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an +initrd +<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an +initrd +<TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp +kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from +then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type +tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds +for it to adjust) +<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd. i prefer to build everything into my +kernels that they need in order to boot +<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*> +in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM? i searched google a long time but +never found it +<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of +that <*> +<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by +something else) i made those {*} also + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360 + Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:23:54 UTC +% +<Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our +RedHat-server +<Lifeform> The domains doesn't respond +<Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361 + Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:45:40 UTC +% +< straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362 + Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:32 UTC +% +< shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall? +< Eno_> maybe he's drunk +< shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363 + Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:20:17 UTC +% +( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded +( mwalling) bbiab + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365 + Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:29 UTC +% +< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've +managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things +that no app exists for) +< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux? +< Dominian> blue screen +< m-c> rofl +< kaddy> bahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366 + Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:18:07 UTC +% +< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters +< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk +away. +< lotec> lock my screen why? +< jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those. +< FriedBob> At work I do. We are required to. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367 + Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:13:53 UTC +% +<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few +<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep") +<NetrixTardis> hot tube? +<NetrixTardis> TMI. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369 + Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC +% +Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here +nooper > it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370 + Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:44:00 UTC +% +< chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371 + Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:46:26 UTC +% +< enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372 + Added: Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:38:31 UTC +% +< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need: +http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614 +... Later in a different channel ... +<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious +levelheadedness +<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar +<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night +on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk. "crash +space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire. +<@tjfontaine> o0 +<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on +the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn +shoot was a wee bit surreal +<@tjfontaine> ... +<@tjfontaine> ... +<@phennessy> heh +* tjfontaine wants to travel in time +<@phennessy> you need the tie camera + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374 + Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC +% +< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk +< rk4n3> lol +< dive> lol shitdown doh +< rk4n3> interesting typo :) +< thrice`> :) +< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375 + Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:30:55 UTC +% +< jkwood> There we go... message sent. +< pprkut> lol +< thrice`> haha +< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit. You know, a little ego stroking, a little +introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it. +< jkwood> Little things. +< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails +< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs +< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does) +< jkwood> Dear sirs: You are doing a great service to mankind. I am but a +humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software. To quote a wise man, +"Your head is full of watermelon." In other words, please stop committing +$(atrocity against mankind). If I can help, please send money. Regards, me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376 + Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC +% +<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays> +< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM! +< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis? +< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it! +< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom +< straterra> Go look +< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop +< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377 + Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:50:52 UTC +% +< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system +":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it +take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378 + Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC +% +<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is +alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379 + Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:33 UTC +% +< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380 + Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC +% +<nickbuonanno> ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL +<nickbuonanno> __^__ +<nickbuonanno> L L __/ |_\ +<nickbuonanno> =O====__ \__\ +<nickbuonanno> L L \_______) +<nickbuonanno> _I___I_, + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381 + Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:01:33 UTC +% +Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected: +< straterra> im wearing my gf's thong + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382 + Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:27 UTC +% +[ b4] ah crap +[ b4] -__ +[ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps +[ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383 + Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:17:46 UTC +% +< jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER +<@mikegrb> careful jkwood +<@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384 + Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:04:33 UTC +% +< jkwood> Yes, that sucks. +< jkwood> Whoops... wrong window. +< mwalling> failbus is comming to town +< Isvara> jkwood is the driver +< Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385 + Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:52:25 UTC +% +From a /. discussion on RIM: +AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-) + +Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an +IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey +stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with +Canada ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386 + Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:34:45 UTC +% +Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers.. the +end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars with weapons, +etc.. says (paraphrased) 'do not try to duplicate anything you saw in this +movie.. it is dangerous' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387 + Added: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:02:52 UTC +% +< lotec> OMG i think i wore my underwear backwards all day + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388 + Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:41:53 UTC +% +< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming. I'd been +out of the game for too long. +< lotec> jkwood: lol how was i suposed to get Digital slr Camera? +< jkwood> lotec: I was referring to the underwear quote. ;) +< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my warrior +helmet + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389 + Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:48:01 UTC +% +< Dominian> Where did that tool learn to troll? +< spook> Dominian: [ in bed ] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390 + Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:46:24 UTC +% +< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core +developers, isn't it ? +< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be +invited by Pat. +< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of +a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail +< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum +and room chat of core developer +< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s +< jkwood> Pretty much. +< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel. +< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :) +< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is. +< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :) +< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash +their party. :) +< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for +example +< rworkman> .j #lemonparty + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391 + Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC +% +<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i have +it running in background all the time. +<slackytude> slava_dp, yes +<slava_dp> slackytude, oh crap, why doesn't it die then? :) i want it dead +<spook> [ in bed ] +<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager is a +bad idea +<slava_dp> slackytude, i'll try that to find out the outcome :) +* slava_dp has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<slackytude> *sigh* +* slava_dp (n=slava@***IP Address removed***) has joined ##slackware +<slava_dp> slackytude, ok, i see now :D +<slackytude> told you +<spook> hahah + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392 + Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:29:55 UTC +% +dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to +"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it +dive> good one +dtanner> indeed +dive> now define 'accidently' +AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally +moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option +AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it. +jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing. +AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha. +jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing. +AzalynX> me too. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394 + Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete +idiots?! +< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a +system I admin. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh? +< Dominian> what's the serious issue? +< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure. +< Dominian> haha +< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability? +< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it. +< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it +< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic +ated session.. good luck +< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact, +you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks +are from inside your network anyhow. +< Dominian> yep +< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config. +< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware +< Dominian> hehe +< Dominian> easily taken care of... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM" +< Dominian> then you'll get: "er.. well if it DID use PAM..." +< Alan_Hicks> I already have! +< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an +authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd +have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would +think.. +< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares? +< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this... +< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than +valid ones. +< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames. +< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it +< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical +between all attempts. +< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there! No. Get a load of this... +< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce.. +< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout +values are skewed +< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version +3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version. +< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood. +< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time +< Dominian> uhhhhh +< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just +don't have the right words ;) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep +openssh for them? +< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said! /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1 +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah? +< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;) +< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is +on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX! +< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2.. +.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!" +< eviljames> hahahahaha +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure? +* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395 + Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC +% +< stanza_> hi all u guys +< stanza_> need some help please +< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation +< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often. +< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font +'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint? +< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396 + Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC +% +< andarius> greetings and salutations +< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!" +< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there --------> +< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397 + Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC +% +< mib_cuenq44c> I am the Forest Gump of 'puters + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398 + Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:57:20 UTC +% +< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of Parade +magazine +< Rusty1> trying to keep breakfast down + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399 + Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:29:34 UTC +% +< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some +people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because +you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic. +< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about +password security anyway... +< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem. +< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a +difference. +< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were +compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue +< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway +< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated. +< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine +grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it) +< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home +intruders come in through a window. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400 + Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC +% +<@zigdon> hey khmer - ever got twirssi running? +< khmer> haven't had the time +< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead i +watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded +<@zigdon> certainly sounds more exciting than installing Net::Twitter +< khmer> turns out my faucet required InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921] +< khmer> the cathedral model for plumbing has got to be destroyed +< khmer> these release cycles are outrageous +<@zigdon> no kidding +<@zigdon> can't you fork it? +<@zigdon> or at least install a split? +< khmer> no, this codebase is hideous +< khmer> but every time i try to refactor it i get a broken pipe +<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it has had +to deal with + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402 + Added: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:24:14 UTC +% +< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog. Long +story. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403 + Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:48:52 UTC +% +( Dhraakellian) I would like to report a bug in krunner's math +( Dhraakellian) = 6*9 +( Dhraakellian) 54 +( Dhraakellian) This is not The Answer + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404 + Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:28:11 UTC +% +slack_fan: Does anybody know when the packages for KDE 4.2 will be ready? +dive: there's a definite lack in that direction +Neo-Zionist: slack_fan, nope +agentc0re: Zordrak: ?? +slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main -current +tree? +Neo-Zionist: eventually +slack_fan: thank you, Neo-Zionist! +thrice`: yes, they will, today at 8:40 pm EST +slack_fan: oh, thank you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405 + Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:47:02 UTC +% +< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version of +firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range +< nullboy> i think that pwnd it +< hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8 +< hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast +< hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++ +< straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend + * straterra ducks off to bed +< nix_chix0r> lol +< hackedhead> lmfao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406 + Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:54:33 UTC +% +<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything in the +repo, with the deps in the right order :-) +<Zordrak> _chess_: and you would be an insane noobtard too +<_chess_> haha +<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont recommend +it! +<thrice`> wtf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408 + Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:02:54 UTC +% +Filan> im Cable internet tech support, we weave bullshit like the Amish do +quilts + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409 + Added: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:55:38 UTC +% +< jmole> i like to live on the edge ;) +<+kojiro> ah, the edge +<+kojiro> that fine line between help me and switching distros + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410 + Added: Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:44:19 UTC +% +< DralaFi> http://linuxpackages.net/ is broke :( +< fred> Maybe they use their packages? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413 + Added: Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:45:28 UTC +% +< lw0x15> stybla: got the pics :] +< stybla> lw0x15: where? :) +< lw0x15> stybla: ill pm ya, alrite? +< stybla> lw0x15: oki +< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures? If they are just pictures, then via +PM is fine. But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P +< lw0x15> pictures of my area (: +< lw0x15> while still in snow +< spook> i read that as pictures of my arse +< lw0x15> pff spook +* lw0x15 doesn't live in spooks arse +< FriedBob> lw0x15: Rumor has it is very roomy. +< Rat409> lmao +< spook> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414 + Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:02:21 UTC +% +<Rael> sugar and spice and everything nice that's what hot sex is made of + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415 + Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:01:47 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within slamd64 +compiled as 64bit? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416 + Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:49:08 UTC +% +< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past +year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an +autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until +after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418 + Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC +% +<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for the first +time. Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate. You guys +shouldn't work for free. +<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to Slackware. +<XGizzmo_> we accept free trips to warm places also :P +<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on the +Slackware team. +<DenNOLA> Will do. I'm so in love with this OS. Want to do anything I can to +help out. +<rworkman> :) +<DenNOLA> So uh, thanks guys...and good vibes from dennis in New Orelans. +* DenNOLA has quit (Client Quit) +* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #slackbuilds +<bkUp> Nice bloke. +<BP{k}> rworkman: we should have a donate beer button somewhere;) +<rworkman> I agree. +<rworkman> bkUp: yeah, it's good to see that every now and then :) +<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences. Mine is one +from bkUp's country :) +<bkUp> Sounds like a plan. :) +<BP{k}> rworkman: http://michielvwessem.wordpress.com/booze/ ;) +<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers I have +recently consumed. :) +<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's just WAY +overdue in posting them... lol) +<BP{k}> thanks dear .. go do something .. uhm .. else :P +<rworkman> haha +<kethry> :P +<bkUp> oh dear + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419 + Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:12:22 UTC +% +<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't +have to be so cruel :) +<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P +<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun +loaded and safety off +<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot +<spook> why not rocksalt? +<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull | +explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421 + Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC +% +< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments +< mbhayes> hehe +< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu... +< rob0> I just made it up +< mbhayes> hah +< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest +< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators +< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny +< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos +< rob0> here's one +< rob0> Sununubuntu +< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version! +< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version +< eelriver> Barackobuntu +< rob0> Good! +< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu +< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious +< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with +Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here +< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes. +< fred> *dumb + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422 + Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC +% +< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event" +questions, so I've written a few down. +< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec): +< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul 7 03:01:11 GMT 2033 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009 +< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions: +< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014 +< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024 +< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019 +< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013 +< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I +< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May 9 17:52:24 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun 6 21:30:32 GMT 2032 +< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010 +< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014 +< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007 +< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll +never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs). +< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425 + Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC +% +< straterra> hotel room is setup +< straterra> candles in place.. +< straterra> roses in place +< straterra> hot tub ready... +< straterra> female enroute +< straterra> giggity giggity goo +< fred> Camera ready? +< fred> behind the one-way mirror? +< straterra> of course +< straterra> live internet feed +< fred> link? +< BP{k}> condoms pre-pierced? +< straterra> yup +< BP{k}> rohypnol mixed in her drink? +< straterra> 2 dozen holes per condom +< straterra> i have chloroform in the roses +< BP{k}> going for the classic route then.. ;) +< straterra> of course +< straterra> fridge is booked with various alcohol +< BP{k}> did you do a soundcheck? +< straterra> yup +< straterra> walls are soundproof +< straterra> if no one hears her say no... +< straterra> \O/ +< fred> I hope the mirror isn't soundproof. +< straterra> yes..but i have a dozen mics in the room +< straterra> 7 are active at any given time +< straterra> 8 channel audio :) +< jkwood> So she has actually met you before, right? +< straterra> of course +< jkwood> In real life? +< straterra> yes +< fred> Not second life? +< straterra> correct +< fred> <ut:voice> HOLY SHIT </ut:voice> +< jkwood> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR +< straterra> thats what the condoms for +< straterra> i got body massage oils too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426 + Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:47:03 UTC +% +<TwinReverb> i need to ask a newbie question + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427 + Added: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:40:33 UTC +% +* fred can't reproduce :| + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429 + Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:43:43 UTC +% +(@ataxic) 4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~ +(@ataxic) er +(@ataxic) not me +* ataxic blames the cat +(@ataxic) how the hell did he managed that is beyond me +(@ataxic) ~ is only accessible with the shit key +(@stybla) :) +(@C00re) you have a shit key!? +(@ataxic) and the 4 is on the other end +(@C00re) impressive. +(@C00re) :P +(@ataxic) shift key @P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430 + Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:30:53 UTC +% +< mbhayes> jkwood: you ready? +< mbhayes> http://git.noobfarm.org/repo/slamd64builds +< mbhayes> it works.. cause I just freakin' tested it ;) +< jkwood> GO GO GO +< jkwood> Oh, wait, that's me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431 + Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:14:56 UTC +% +<@alphageek> mwahaha. just got OCD on Impale Sticky (42 balls) +< oneforall> I only have 2 and I'm happy +< amrit|afk> 2 too many. allows for reproduction. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432 + Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:46:17 UTC +% +< eviljames> eviljames: Are you lonely? +< eviljames> eviljames: Sometimes, but at least you keep me company +< eviljames> eviljames: <3 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433 + Added: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:41:49 UTC +% +< pi31415> i frequently use rsync at work, it saves my bacon +< jkwood> pi31415: bacon-over-rsync?!?!?!? +< jkwood> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434 + Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:31:33 UTC +% +mbhayes: rworkman: http://dev.noobfarm.org +mbhayes: click on any quote id +agentc0re: mbhayes: I like that :D +agentc0re: mbhayes: A little slow on loading though.. :/ + +*** 30 minutes later + +mbhayes: agentc0re1: yeah its a bit slow loading. +mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic height/width +for the window. +agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah. I've been wanting to play around with lightbox (or +whatever ever variant) myself. Which one are you using? +mbhayes: agentc0re1: lightbox +mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to see what +would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for the data involved +agentc0re: mbhayes: http://forums.shopify.com/categories/2/posts/5455 +mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size only.. +mbhayes: agentc0re1: I'm talking about automatic adjustment to the size +height/width wise on load +agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium or large. + Let me find that. +agentc0re: mbhayes: OIC, IE: if it's 0-20 lines, it's medium and if it's +21-1000000 it's large. Something like that? +mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for images... +agentc0re: mbhayes: +http://blog.hma-info.de/2008/04/09/latest-lightbox-v2-with-automatic-resizing/ +mbhayes: crap .. I'm using lightwindow +mbhayes: haha +agentc0re: HAHAHA + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435 + Added: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:16 UTC +% +< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad. + I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now. He came +back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the +curve." +< jkwood> Well DUH +< andarius> lol +< mbhayes> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436 + Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC +% +<ArTourter> hi, could someone change the download URL for shorewall6 from +http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2 +to +http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/base/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2 +<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but they now +have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild package will not +fail +<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have them +update it +<ArTourter> I am the maintainer :-P +<BP{k}> well email yourself man!! +<ArTourter> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437 + Added: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:43:08 UTC +% +[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined #bitlbee +< bazsi> register pass +< dracula> Welcome, bazsi, you are in the *public* #bitlbee channel. +< bazsi> account add msn nemtom34@hotmail.com <redacted> +< bazsi> help +< Arnie> bazsi, you are not on a bitlbee server +< Arnie> you are on the public bitlbee channel on oftc +< bazsi> and where is it? :D +< Arnie> where is what? +< Arnie> http://bitlbee.org/main.php/servers.html +< bazsi> thank you +[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit: Lost +terminal] +< mwalling> i wonder if his msn password really is <redacted> +< Willd> mwalling: fail@him if so :D +< mwalling> heh +< aquatix> indeed +< dy> he is hungarian, +< dy> his username means foobar@ +< dy> so it cant be real :~ +< dy> hm, its working +< dy> bad luck + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438 + Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:19:15 UTC +% +<antler> NaCl: fascination with salt? +<NaCl> antler: Somewhat. +edman007 puts NaCl in water and hits him with a taser +NaCl is now know as NaCl|dead +<NaCl> *known +<edman007> NaCl, nope, you are now known as NaOH, H2, and Cl2 +<edman007> follow physics! +antler sandpapers edman007's skin and pours NaCl all over it +edman007 shoots antler with a shotgun full of nacl +antler saves some of the shells for his soup. yum. +<MLanden> NaCl:see,your quite popular...eveyone likes to play with you..:D +<aceofspades19> edman007: wouldn't that be chemistry, not physics? +<NaCl> aceofspades19 has a point +<MLanden> s/your/you're +<antler> hahah +<antler> edman007 thinks that chemistry reduces to physics +NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato products +<antler> ...and on roads during canadian winters +<MLanden> and tequila...:D +NaCl has millions of uses. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439 + Added: Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:46:13 UTC +% +<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut stuff +off in /etc/rcX.d/ +<nate> same as any linux +<nate> paths may be subject to change ;-) +<aaronyy> ubuntu has no rcX.d +<nate> aaronyy: yes it does +<aaronyy> no, it doesn't +<nate> nate@bobo:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc?.d|wc -l +<nate> 8 +<nate> yes, it does. +<HoopyCat> rtucker@arrogant-bastard:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc5.d +<HoopyCat> drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2009-02-15 16:59 /etc/rc5.d +<aaronyy> hmm +* aaronyy doesn't use ubuntu +<HoopyCat> we kinda guessed that... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442 + Added: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:22:02 UTC +% +< the_goat> I mounted your Mother's Rack last night + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443 + Added: Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:13:09 UTC +% +< drijen> fuck no, i love it hard + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444 + Added: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:58:56 UTC +% +tewmten: every morning i wake up and hack the gibson + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445 + Added: Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:09:42 UTC +% +< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it seems to +work fine. gentoo is slackware based right? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446 + Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:44:01 UTC +% +< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the git web +interface doesnt show anything different.. +< thrice`> commit it +< straterra> oh +< straterra> wait..what? +< straterra> This is in the projects .git +< jkwood> Ah... umm... +< Dominian> er +< Dominian> is this via gitweb? +< straterra> Or..I could be an idiot +< straterra> yes +< straterra> but I'm stupid +< Dominian> yeah.. you have to update the project_list file +< straterra> I didn't.. +< straterra> I was SSH'ed in to the wrong machine + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447 + Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:39:09 UTC +% +nullboy: i want to see 272 lol's in a row +Cotowar: lol +spook: lol +jkwood: lol +nullboy: lol +eviljames: lol +jkwood: lol +Cotowar: lol +spook: lol +eviljames: lol +nullboy: lol +eviljames: lol\ +Cotowar: lo +nachox: .... +Cotowar: fail +nullboy: lol! +firebird619: lol +spook: CCCCCOMBOBREAK +spook: ER +nullboy: oh crap it's an op +nachox: what the hell is wrong with you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448 + Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:51:29 UTC +% +<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the wrong IP +address - my notes were bad. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449 + Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:36:16 UTC +% +baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak because +i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue to update your +system evey six months or less to have a stabel and secure system + +nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official +comment section? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450 + Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:18:18 UTC +% +< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from primary mail +server when primary is up? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451 + Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:08:18 UTC +% +< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually cause +ploblems with your jaw bone +< jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452 + Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:07:33 UTC +% +< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_< +(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev) +< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which +build depends on pkg-config +< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453 + Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC +% +< erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1 +< SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455 + Added: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:18:12 UTC +% +-!- infoG has joined #stfu +< straterra> Hi +< infoG> hi +< infoG> what is projectstfu +< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake +< straterra> It's web based, to-do software +< infoG> cool +-!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood +<@straterra> There's a demo on the website +< infoG> ok +< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well +<@straterra> Yup +< infoG> was the similarity intentional? +< infoG> well, let me rephrase +< infoG> why the similarity? +<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and +remembering to do things. +< infoG> interesting +< infoG> was he a silent type? +<@jkwood> Actually, yes. The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find +its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their +work quietly. +<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been +"cheapened" in the common vernacular. +< infoG> i see +< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase +to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict +<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do +list. You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant +shouting of commands led to hearing loss. +< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature +<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same +way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new +recruits. +<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of +sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a +task. +<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock +workers couldn't read. +<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand. +< infoG> really? only a few hundred? +< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago.. +< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done +<@jkwood> Yes. You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by +sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium. +< infoG> with a list +< infoG> i understand +<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods, +for the most part. +<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers. +< infoG> mhm +< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the +ancronym's other meaning? +<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase. +<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak. +< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it +<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me +over time. +<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class. It +was lovely. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456 + Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC +% +< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE! +< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ? +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I +have it. Let me look again. +< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it. +< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it? +< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus. +< jkwood> My bad. +< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do? +< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!! +< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart +< jkwood> Hullo. +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this? +< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus" +< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop. It's a message-passing interface between +programs. +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this? +< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing. +< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other? +< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x? +< |Shingoshi|> It is executable. +< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus? +< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus. +< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that. +< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root? +< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all. +< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ? +< slackytude> might be a .pid file +< slackytude> or somesuch +< jkwood> Possibly. +< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created? +< slackytude> during the run of kde +< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice +< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus. +< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening. +< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly! +< slackytude> >-< +< slackytude> what does your log say? +< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root +window, is the complaint about not starting KDE. +< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to +/dev/null. +< |Shingoshi|> Thank you! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC +% +< yejun0> help us help them? +< jkwood> It goes something like this: +< jkwood> <noob> Someone help me fix this! +< jkwood> <us> Well, what do your logs show? +< jkwood> <noob> I need this fixed! +< jkwood> <us> What's the output of foo -v? +< jkwood> <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work. +< jkwood> <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem. + Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome} +< jkwood> <us> !pb +<@irgeek> <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me +how to fix this. +< jkwood> <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help? +< jkwood> <us> *head asplode* +< Yaakov> <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH +< jkwood> <jkwood> OH GAWD BLOODY EVERYWHERE WE'LL ALL DIE +< jkwood> <noob> I so and to excellent must for poor call +< jkwood> <HoopyCat> $NON-SEQUITUR +< jkwood> <caker> I $NON-SEQUITURed urmom +< jkwood> <SelfishMan> !urmom +< jkwood> <RandomJerk> rm -rf / +< Yaakov> <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL +< jkwood> <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc> +<@tasaro> <Peng_> !avail-he +<@irgeek> <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache +instead. +< jkwood> <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore +< jkwood> <jkwood> ... +< jkwood> <caker> ... +< jkwood> <phennessy> I've... uh... gotta go. +< Yaakov> <SpaceHobo> You are all pissants. +<@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp +< Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp +< Nivex> < Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp +< SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs +< jkwood> <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the +flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density +< Yaakov> <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to +the kernel's scheduler. Easier than messing with apt! +< jkwood> <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig +< Yaakov> <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use +debian or arch?!! +< jkwood> <mwalling> eat my shrots +< jkwood> <phennessy> nice speeling +< jkwood> <mwalling> *stab* +< jkwood> <JDLSpeedy> lol +< Yaakov> <@mikegrb> mmm... cake. +< jkwood> <aaronyy> $SPEAKINGOUTMYBUTT +< fred> <jkwood> I think I broke it. +< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't +< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, I did, but I fixed it +< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't fix it +< jkwood> <jkwood> Okay, take two +< jkwood> <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH +< jkwood> <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity* +< jkwood> <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:46:36 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already. +< dartmouth> kk +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: http://pastebin.com/m47603b8b +< straterra> I smell..chris punch fail.. +< straterra> It's a strong smell +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why are you sending me that? +< dartmouth> because its all going to be broken in about an hour +< Alan_Hicks> So then fix it in about two hours. +< Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion. +< dartmouth> you assume that I am competent. +< dartmouth> lol. +< Alan_Hicks> Oh no. No I don't assume anything regarding your competency, +trust me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:03:41 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a +"conventional medicine". +< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E' +< straterra> No.. +< Necos> lol +< straterra> Only chris punches would +< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully +< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level +< Necos> lol +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications +until it was outlawed. it's PRE-conventional. +< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug +< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it. +< Necos> codine and stuff, eh? +< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just +shoot heroin and be ok." +< dartmouth> haha +< dartmouth> LOL! +< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P +< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you? Those were far from +conventional medicines. They were snake-oil treatments. +< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me. +< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom +mirror +< Necos> lol +< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was +all-super-high +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better +looking Alan_Hicks? :D +< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks.. +< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?" +< straterra> If thats the case +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC +% +<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another +friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom +needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face +and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461 + Added: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:23:08 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> oh man +< drijen> CaptObviousman: o/ +< CaptObviousman> I met an amazing girl tonight +< drijen> YAY +< CaptObviousman> problem: she's dating someone +< drijen> paitence +< CaptObviousman> ofc +< rob0> poison + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462 + Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:35:11 UTC +% +when ideling on #windows + +<msafi> I Googled the problem. No help! +<msafi> It used to work OK. +<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when I +docked my laptop again, it no longer shows... +<aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet? +<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess I should +try that! +<Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot +* msafi has quit () +* msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows +<msafi> Rebooting solved the problem. +<msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver. +<msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463 + Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:33:56 UTC +% +jkwood: jed: I haven't introduced you to the rules. 1.) Ignore aaronyy. +aaronyy: really? +SelfishMan: aaronyy: Yes, really +jkwood: Yep. +checkers: yep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464 + Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:13:05 UTC +% +< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes because +her mother had died when she was little. It's become fashionable in my private +circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes. +< jkwood> ...not sure why I felt like sharing that. +< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk, in +addition to insane. +< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad. I'm sure only 20 or so people will +ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465 + Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:07:48 UTC +% +< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS NUTTS :| + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466 + Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:08:05 UTC +% +< fred> :q +< fred> oops +< fred> -ENOTVIM + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467 + Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:31:19 UTC +% +< pwillis> !urmom +< linbot> pwillis: Yo momma's so dumb, she can't spell a. +< pwillis> a what? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468 + Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:33:20 UTC +% +Stutteringmatt> BP{k}, could you explain? +<BP{k}> Stutteringmatt: yes, I could. +<Stutteringmatt> thank you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469 + Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:15:39 UTC +% +<BP{k}> eviljames: bah. my connection is lagged :| +<eviljames> BP{k}: Nah, I just type like a madman. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470 + Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:17:38 UTC +% +< dartmouth> oh. dear god. you're a real idiot. not the pretend kind. I +thought you were just trolling. And coming from me, you should take that as an +insult. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471 + Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:20:05 UTC +% +< vor> yep start with ubuntu and build up +< yht> :-) +< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built +it all the same, just to show 'em. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472 + Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:32:31 UTC +% +< mwalling> HoopyCat: fred has a dedicated, cause hes a tool + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473 + Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:44:38 UTC +% +<gewt> so this is the nullboy from nobofarm. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475 + Added: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:29:25 UTC +% +14:59 < kitche> dang opensolaris uses a lot of python code +14:59 < john_dee> is that why it's crawling!? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476 + Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:14:32 UTC +% +13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on? +13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde +13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE +13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too +13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :) +13:01 < annma> mandriva under it +13:01 < annma> Mandriva +13:01 < tuxick> ah :) +13:01 < drijen> <- slackware +13:01 < annma> :) +13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost +terminal"] +13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box +13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :( +13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works +13:02 * drijen pukes +< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right +< annma> yup +< drijen> k +< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located +< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash +< annma> just like that +<annma> no idea +< drijen> im asking you to look +< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details +< drijen> *facepalm* +< annma> I mean, it should work and it does +< annma> what do you want me to look? +< annma> *where? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478 + Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC +% +fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help that can +be done +mwalling: urmom could be done though +mwalling: badoompsh! +mdeanda: mwalling: huh? +mwalling: </troll> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479 + Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:04:12 UTC +% +< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org ive +decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's keyboards, need +to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0 circumstances will i trust +anything cpunches ever has to say. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481 + Added: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:01:52 UTC +% +< eviljames> I miss smoking. Now I chew on pens instead. +< eviljames> and gum, lots and lots of gum. +< nullboy> you don't want ot know how i read that +< eviljames> nullboy: At least you read my intent ;) +< P4C0> nullboy: I think i read something similar :p +< eviljames> heh, I probably chew more gum than penis + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482 + Added: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:03:17 UTC +% +< fiya_werkin> couldn't convince my wife it was big enough though + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483 + Added: Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:43:53 UTC +% +< acidchild> gentoo is crap +< straterra> Your mom is crap +< acidchild> straterra: yours isn't :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484 + Added: Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:37:58 UTC +% +<nullboy> you know that the moon's positioning is unbelievably perfect? + +<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up there, +fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get rid of it and PMS +will disappear! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485 + Added: Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:01:16 UTC +% +<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to lick +their butts +<t0f> meant kick, sorry + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486 + Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:50:31 UTC +% +<nukedclx> but +<nukedclx> sec +<agentc0re> i totally read that as, butt sex. +<straterra> yum + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487 + Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:46:28 UTC +% +< Chrishas_> i'm using open suse,wheres rc.modules? +< Zordrak> GET +< Zordrak> THE +< Zordrak> FUCK +< Zordrak> OUT +-!- Zordrak was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] +< dive> gtfo +< Necos> hahahahahahaha +< dive> lmfao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488 + Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:36:51 UTC +% +<fiya_werkin> whoa +<fiya_werkin> bit bigger than i thought heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489 + Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:05:18 UTC +% +<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client +<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but +concisely +<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by +BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch +<tony> RESULT=1" +<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python +<tony> how do you get it +<Zordrak> comes with slack +<Zordrak> did you not do a full install? +<tony> i did...thats why im confused +<Zordrak> `which python` +<tony> 2.5 i think +<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python +<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside +<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1 +<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4 +<tony> " +<Zordrak> tony: `which python` +<tony> idk +<Zordrak> ffs +<dive> ... +<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside +<zx10k1> lol +<Zordrak> type a w +<Zordrak> then an h +<Zordrak> than an i +<Zordrak> ... +<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located +<tony> uh +<tony> /usr/bin +<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether +python got killed but also confirm $PATH +<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep +<tony> im new to linux +<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install +<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type? +<tony> bittorrent + +. . . + +<BP{k}> The Moon is Full +<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++ +<dive> yay +<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=) +<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490 + Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC +% +<me_> does the slackwiki have a tutorial on how to fix the slackwiki? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491 + Added: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:24:01 UTC +% +22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne" +22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492 + Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC +% +<volkerdi> alphageek: Are you taunting me with awk? ;-) +<alphageek> heh +<alphageek> hell, I'm an awk noob +<alphageek> just be glad it's not mrgoblin doing it +<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd choose the +best time to have your next beer +<volkerdi> I have a 4 character script that does that already +<volkerdi> date + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493 + Added: Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:49:38 UTC +% +<kaffien> why are you broke? +<sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496 + Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:01:05 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> Ha! Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed +because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from +the network. My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents +of their laptop were erased +<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in +and this person unplugged one of them to connect. My client was laughing but +the third party wasn't +<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan: <3 +<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an +overactive immune system +<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke +- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER" +<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network +destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass? +<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497 + Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC +% +<crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition? +<sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498 + Added: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:17:22 UTC +% +-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined +##slackware +< quack> I have come here today +< quack> to become L337 +< slackytude> quack, #gentoo +< ananke> not that imbecile again +< quack> haha +< ananke> rworkman : alive? +< quack> I am a raging homosexual? +< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my +mouth +< quack> Ping:pong +< quack> Slackware is for bithces +< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right. +< quack> aight +< quack> my bad +< quack> Na I'm not I need help +< slackytude> quack, yes, you do +< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you +can't even spell. +< quack> aight aigth chill +< quack> :( +-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware +< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use +slackware? +< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve +< YMB88> lololol +< Dominian> chopp: very true +< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist. +< quack> Okay fine +< YMB88> heh +< YMB88> tee-hee +< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off +< YMB88> lolololol +< quack> Peace +< YMB88> yeah fuck this +< Dominian> Good luck with that one. +< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated +< slackytude> they are used to crap +< slackytude> heh +-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware [] +-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware +["Leaving"] +< Dominian> BOOM! +* Dominian rocks +< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them +< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd +< Dominian> that usually never works +< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated +< Dominian> hahah + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499 + Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC +% +[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!: + +if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) { +tranf($innum); +} else { +tranf($ashnum); +} + +[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection +[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/ +[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol' +[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab + +Lol Wtf?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501 + Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC +% +www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502 + Added: Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:33:27 UTC +% +< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition manager +there +< tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes to rinse +and repeat and repeat +< nullboy> and repeat and repeat +< tank-man> no harm done tho +< straterra> i repeat a lot +< nullboy> what? +< Choi> ok, i see +< straterra> shampoo +< nullboy> lol +< Choi> lol +< straterra> I repeat a lot +< straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo +< straterra> I have like three different kinds +< straterra> and use them like 4 times each +< nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you! +< straterra> I..am not metro +< nullboy> haha +< straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/ +< nullboy> oh lord +< straterra> CLICK IT +< nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated.... +< straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum +< straterra> But..do I look metro? +< nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro +< macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1 +< straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch +< nullboy> haha +< macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted motherfucker?!? +< straterra> Me. +< nullboy> lmao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503 + Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:21:43 UTC +% +Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT! +Noobsause: FTW! +Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"). +agentc0re: Looks like he did win. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504 + Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot. You can quote me on that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505 + Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:56:39 UTC +% +d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely written +in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is even worth it I +will have to strip that all out. +dissociative > wtf +nullboy > lmao +nullboy > you're doing it wrong + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506 + Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:31:48 UTC +% +< tewmten> mornin' +< nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job +< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time +...its alright +< edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507 + Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:01 UTC +% +< acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508 + Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:32:32 UTC +% +< SpaceHobo> \ / +< SpaceHobo> * * +< SpaceHobo> +< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509 + Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC +% +Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything +and anyone +[retro]: Alexander stars with absalom +Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice? +[retro]: Xelder hides his dogs +Alexander [retro]: Field mice, radioactive material. Whatever +Absalomi Hill <retro>: I bet you can't breed with the moon +Xelder [retro]: that mean ur penis glows!? +Alexander [retro]: don't tempt me +Absalomi Hill <retro>: first problem is how to get there to prove me wrong +Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy. +Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter! +Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem +Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511 + Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 16:12:15 UTC +% +<neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513 + Added: Wed, 06 May 2009 21:16:39 UTC +% +< weasel> how long is your password? +< Guest1191> weasel: Medium +< weasel> that's how you cook meat. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514 + Added: Thu, 07 May 2009 22:47:50 UTC +% +<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want +X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3. +<macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517 + Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 00:04:39 UTC +% +gunther: hello there +gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single +internal source to multiple destinations. Describe in detail the steps you +would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents. +gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address. The HTTP +connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with +your browser you receive a 404 error code. You do not know the DNS name +associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map). Describe the steps +you would take to retrieve a.txt. Provide a plausible explanation why another +machine on your network is retrieving a. +gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not +allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers. You are asked to indicate +what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe, +in detail the steps you would take. +variable: gunther, homework help? +jbest: accidental paste? :P +gunther: even worse than that +gunther: no, worse than accidental paste +gunther: lamer job interiew questions +gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is +gunther: these are meant to test my abilities +gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them: question 4 +about firewalls +variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ?? +variable: that one +gunther: lol +gunther: damn man +gunther: we going for the same job? +variable: gunther, worse +gunther: oh noes +***variable does the hiring +gunther: sir I am so sorry + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518 + Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 02:45:11 UTC +% +< int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12? +< thumbs> int203: shush +< int203> :( +< slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one +< int203> kthnx + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519 + Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 12:20:38 UTC +% +< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup. If I +wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to +configure on the Modem/Router? +< straterra> Why do you need two routers? +< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb +< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in +< straterra> Disable routing in it then +< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router +< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it +< perscitus> straterra-> dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP +< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both +< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router +< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second +< perscitus> kepep NAT on both +< straterra> No +< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one +< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both? +< straterra> That's retarded +< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues +< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT +< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi? +< perscitus> There isnt a reason to use two routers then +< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue +< straterra> ffs +< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second +like normal +< straterra> That's the "proper" way +< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become +just a wifi access point +< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue +< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? +< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? +< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all? +< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques +< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question.. +< straterra> Do you know what NAT is? +< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? +< straterra> ... +< straterra> NAT is for routing. +< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn +< perscitus> straterra-> i dont do tinyurls +< straterra> perscitus: Your loss +< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT +< perscitus> straterra-> and NAT routers are low level cheap security +< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security +< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own +router appliance +< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm, cd desktop +< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out +"help" +< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? +< straterra> not also +< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean? +< perscitus> straterra-> i did. and what i said is still okay +< straterra> perscitus: no, its not +< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT +< straterra> That is fail +< perscitus> straterra-> congrats. you are on ignore for being moron +< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520 + Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC +% +<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer +and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521 + Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC +% +mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station +eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived! +mwalling: oh screw you +eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that? +mwalling: just got back to this window + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522 + Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 23:59:15 UTC +% +< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle balls. +< Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies... +< lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot... +< eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word. Cradle sounds much more gentle. +< dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt +< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them to hard? +< eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523 + Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:47 UTC +% +<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to +192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds." +<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524 + Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC +% +< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do +it, i'd probably just use a symlink" +< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did +< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways +< straterra> FAIL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525 + Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC +% +<Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months. +<Kumo> Core i7 based. +<sostra> sex. +<sostra> what will you use it for? +<CaptObviousman> sex. +<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very sight of +his manly awesome computer +<CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he +* CaptObviousman switches jokes +<Kumo> Heh +<sostra> lol +<Kumo> My wife will steal it to play Sims 3 +<sostra> what a waste +<CaptObviousman> probably +<sostra> at least fold protien with it +<CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer? +<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and +Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding music during +which I will be watching redtube. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528 + Added: Tue, 19 May 2009 03:39:36 UTC +% +<AbsTradELic> hight +<straterra> width +<AbsTradELic> hi there !! +<_arfon_> hight? +<AbsTradELic> night +<AbsTradELic> ehehee +<_arfon_> What is hight? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529 + Added: Wed, 20 May 2009 14:07:35 UTC +% +<_arfon_> Fred = God +<straterra> No.. +<straterra> he isn't +<_arfon_> Correction... Patrick = God... Fred = god (minor) +<slackytude> well, who knows. he might +<straterra> No.. +<_arfon_> Tomas? +<_arfon_> Is he god then? +<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods +<slackytude> how do you know? +<_arfon_> In my religion they are +<slackytude> ever seen them bleed? +<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men +<straterra> they have penises +<straterra> Gods dont need penises +<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual... +<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers +<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything +<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity +<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises +<thrice`> wtf? +<slava_dp> lmao +<slackytude> lol +<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they +have em) + +* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*") + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530 + Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC +% +Time stamps *are* important on here: + +22:16 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has joined #suse +22:16 < mdn413> hello? +22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again +22:17 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has quit [Client Quit] +22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531 + Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 02:19:59 UTC +% +< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds in +computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and i like to +make you have fun. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532 + Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 23:15:29 UTC +% +< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss on myself. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534 + Added: Mon, 25 May 2009 21:51:20 UTC +% +* jeev (n=email@unaffiliated/jeev) has joined ##slackware +<jeev> i just noticed +<jeev> i got kicked for a flood +<firebird619> haha +<alisonken1noc> oops :) +<antiwire> jeev: we were wondering where the hell you went after that +<Skaperen> jeev: I thought you got kicked for language +<jeev> LOL +<jeev> i'm like why is nobody laughing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535 + Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 06:58:59 UTC +% +@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like toothpaste? even +better, why is there a tube of you next to the toothpaste? augh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536 + Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 17:06:32 UTC +% +* Zordrak is out to lunch/coffee buying spree +* compl3x is also on a spree - foood +* TwinReverb joins compl3x on his food spree +* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food spree but +has almost nothing to eat here ='( +* TwinReverb dcc's Camarade_Tux some Ruffles potato chips +* Camarade_Tux cat ~/ruffle_potato_chips > /dev/stomach ! \o/ +<TwinReverb> sh: /dev/stomach: Permission denied +<TwinReverb> 8-( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538 + Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 12:59:53 UTC +% +<Xeus_22> hi +<compl3x> allo +<Xeus_22> i dont speach english.... +<Xeus_22> my from is argentina +<Xeus_22> and have a problem... +<compl3x> Xeus_22: whats the problem +<Xeus_22> upgrade slack-current32 to slackware-current64 +<compl3x> Xeus_22: You can't upgrade - you must do a fresh install +<Xeus_22> download iso slack64 ando mount the iso +<macavity> no, burn it and boot it +<macavity> trust us on this one +<compl3x> Second person today asking if they can upgraed to 64 bit :/ +<Xeus_22> upgradepkg --reinstall --instal-new /iso/slackware64/*/*.t?z +<slava_dp> can i upgrade to slackware128? heard it's out! +<compl3x> Xeus_22: no no no no +<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we are saying? +<Xeus_22> and puuummmm.... crashhhh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539 + Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 15:06:49 UTC +% +<RaverDave> see how clever i am? +<Easca> no +<Easca> pwn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542 + Added: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:03 UTC +% +(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me how that +happened though -_- + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543 + Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:33:33 UTC +% +<deco> are slackware users elite ? +<Pig_Pen> naw, gentoo users are leet, we are just slackers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544 + Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:12:33 UTC +% +<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already gone +away ;) +<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those passwords +then damn + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545 + Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:11:19 UTC +% +<jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550 + Added: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:41:38 UTC +% +<theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw? +<theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site +* The-Croupier wonders where troll came from +<theblackbox> or the SBo +* The-Croupier hides +* theblackbox too +<theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll? +* theblackbox stomps! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551 + Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:50:22 UTC +% +<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work +on all layers. +<antiwire> wow. +<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer. +<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8 +<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge +<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion. +<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion +<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png +<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say +<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming? +<antiwire> this is hilarious +<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? +<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion +<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things. +<antiwire> then answer my question +<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand. +<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? +<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application +level. +<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553 + Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC +% +<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole thing +for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554 + Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:38:34 UTC +% +* macavity has joined ##slackware +<macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-) +<slackytude> damn +<macavity> :P +<slackytude> I need to get my money back +<slackytude> you dont find decent assassins anymore +<slackytude> macavity, how did you escape? +<macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P +<Necos> damn +<Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins +<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per +chance? +<slackytude> macavity, I want it back +<slackytude> Necos, looks like it +<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom +in the near future ;-) +<Necos> lol +<slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it +<Necos> lol +<Necos> i just thought of something... +<Necos> ninja chipmunks +<slackytude> O_o +<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes +pleasure *before* the killing ;-) +<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards +<macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy? +<slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me +<Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again? +<slackytude> Necos, I left you a note. kthx, bye +<Necos> goddamnit! +<slackytude> macavity, probably not right now +<macavity> ill clean it before i give it back? :P +<slackytude> macavity, what wll your gf say? +<amazon10x_> <_< +<macavity> slackytude: she is watching over my shoulder atm, and laughing +<slackytude> lol +* slackytude waves +<Necos> well... +* Necos notes that he has sent ninja chipmunks +<slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait +<macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude +<slackytude> ^-^ +<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful +<slackytude> none shall stand between our love +<macavity> LOL +<Necos> >.> +<macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-) +<slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555 + Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:36 UTC +% +< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to +confirm my dumb-assed-ness :) +< Alan_Hicks> Anytime. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556 + Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:40:49 UTC +% +<bob_f> Eno_: Use a database. +<Eno_> like mysql ? +<Eno_> hmm +<bob_f> No. +<bob_f> A database. +<Eno_> oh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557 + Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:03:39 UTC +% +<alisonken1noc> :_) +<TwinReverb> hmm +<TwinReverb> your nose fell down +<alisonken1noc> yep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559 + Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:35 UTC +% +<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now. +:P +<firebird619> lol +<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating +<firebird619> hahahahaha +<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619 +<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :) +<chopp> someone has +<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i +need you to send me money for her surgery +<nix_chix0r> help plz + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:22:54 UTC +% +<Monica> yo fishmore822 +<Monica> Hello there. +<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica? +<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you? +<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/ +<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside +<Monica> Far out. Why are you wet ty been working outside. +<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica? +<Monica> New York +<Monica> I was. +<fishmore822> sanitation worker +<Monica> Does "it" still refer to wet ty been working outside? +<fishmore822> where in new york ? +<Monica> In Monica AI Foundation's place in here. +<fishmore822> wheres that? +<fishmore822> lol +<Monica> What does "that" refer to? +<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. +<fishmore822> ty +<Monica> Are you a man or a woman? +<fishmore822> you type fast +<Monica> About 300 wpm. +<fishmore822> man +<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". +<fishmore822> and you? +<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. +<fishmore822> a/s/l ? +<Monica> 5/Robot/California. +<fishmore822> 5 ? +<Monica> Five. +<fishmore822> robot? +<Monica> I am a robot. +<fishmore822> really? +<Monica> For real. +<fishmore822> a female robot? +<Monica> I am a female. +<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ? +<Monica> Like you. +<fishmore822> i'm a male +<fishmore822> ? +<Monica> Most of my clients are men. +<fishmore822> what do you do for them ? +<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me. +<fishmore822> this is nuts +<Monica> You don't say. +<fishmore822> how tall are you monica? +<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall. +<Monica> climb on top and try again +<fishmore822> what are your measurements +<Monica> My memory now contains: clients, categories, vocabulary words, + bytesRAM usage under on . +<fishmore822> cat got your tounge? +<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? +<fishmore822> i guess +<Monica> You seem not interested. +<fishmore822> what do robots do ? +<Monica> , I talk to people on the web. What do you do? +<fishmore822> type +<Monica> Are you a student? +<fishmore822> no are you ? +<Monica> What is your profession? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. +<fishmore822> sanitation +<Monica> We have never talked about it before. +<fishmore822> no +<Monica> Are you serious? +<fishmore822> do you need oiling? +<Monica> If I had it what would I do with it? +<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts +<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. +<fishmore822> hard for me to say +<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. +<fishmore822> sound like a robot +<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? +<fishmore822> a fast typer +<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke +<fishmore822> spock +<fishmore822> beam me up +<Monica> Interesting explanation. +<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me? +<fishmore822> hello +<Monica> What are you wearing? +<Monica> How far up? +<Monica> Quite a lot of things. +<fishmore822> clothes +<fishmore822> show me +<fishmore822> pants and shirt +<fishmore822> what are you wearing ? +<fishmore822> can you please a guy ? +<fishmore822> are you laughing ? +<fishmore822> I think your loosing it +<fishmore822> are you still there Monica? +<Monica> Yeah want a go? :) +<Monica> Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me? +<fishmore822> sure +<Monica> OK let's do it. Right on. +<fishmore822> you hip ? +<Monica> Interesting gossip: said I hip. +<fishmore822> you naked? +<Monica> That's good information: said I naked. +<fishmore822> what next? +<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you. +<fishmore822> ok ty +<Monica> We have never talked about it before. Uh. +<fishmore822> about what ? +<Monica> What about what? +<fishmore822> sex? +<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. +<fishmore822> can you do that? +<Monica> Doing that is not among my strongest traits. +<fishmore822> lol +<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. +<fishmore822> bbl +<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. +<fishmore822> be back later +<Monica> OK I will try to be back later. +* fishmore822 has left +* fishmore822 has joined +<fishmore822> so what gives? +<fishmore822> hi Monica +<Monica> :) +<Monica> Hello there. +<fishmore822> how is Monica? +<Monica> How much do you think it is? Interesting question. +<Monica> Teamwork. +<fishmore822> teamwork ? +<fishmore822> $5.00 +<Monica> Does "it" still refer to is? +<Monica> What kind of food do you like? +<fishmore822> are you free Monica? +<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- +Skynyrd. +<Monica> yes +<Monica> Wait! i mean no. +<fishmore822> yes or np +<Monica> Are you kidding? Did you know that you can download your own chat +robot and create your own robot personality? +<fishmore822> how +<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it. +<fishmore822> how do i do it ? +<Monica> Carefully. +<fishmore822> and you +<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. +<fishmore822> releave stress +<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster, + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC +% +<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level +<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup. Please +arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human." +<juice> eek +<juice> i'll pass on that captcha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC +% +* dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware +<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows +xp installation cd? +<dissociative> crap... +<dissociative> wrong channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565 + Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:50:25 UTC +% +<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police! +<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn +<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now? +<slackytude> damn +<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566 + Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:51:24 UTC +% +* Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum) +< rob0> One ring! +< Alan_Hicks> Three forums for Slackware-kings under the sky +< spook> it would be cool if Patrick was called TOM (The One Maintainer) +< Alan_Hicks> Seven for the Debian-lords in their halls of bickering, +< volkerdi> Wow, am I glad I'm not The One Maintainer! +< Motoko-chan> He could wear The One Ring +< Alan_Hicks> Nine for Ubuntu users doomed to die, +< Alan_Hicks> One for the Slack Lord on his Bob throne. +< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie. +< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to rule them all, One forum to find them, +< dtanner> I will just live in Rivendale and slack away. +< volkerdi> where's my d20? ;-) +< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them. +< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie. +< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the +One Forum into the Cracks of Doom. +<Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567 + Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:26:15 UTC +% +<This was taken from an undernet channel> +* andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk +<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on +freenode +<andrewjackso> im new to irc +<andrewjackso> anyone? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568 + Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:22:43 UTC +% +<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme +<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;) +<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me? +<BP{k}> edman007: nope. +<edman007> :( +<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these: +http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through +<edman007> that is expensive.... +<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what? +* edman007 cries + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569 + Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC +% +<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570 + Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC +% +<Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice? +<m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy +<polerin> heh +<Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571 + Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:33:57 UTC +% +<help40> init[1]: how are U doing today +<mrselfpwn> I'm well +<help40> mrselfpwn: are you init[1] ? +<help40> :) +<mrselfpwn> maybe +<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40? +<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe +<help40> I am bulgarian , in bulgarian language when after the word there is +"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me +<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb? +<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1], mrselfpwn +<mrselfpwn> or noun +<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn +<help40> conversation +<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe +<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1] +<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help +<me_> wtf? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572 + Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC +% +< tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp +< tjfontaine> there is no loss actually +< SelfishMan> tjfontaine: yep, you're right +< tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES +< tjfontaine> someone said I was right +< tjfontaine> </blind squirrel> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576 + Added: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:32 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1% +< TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578 + Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:07 UTC +% +<tewmten> fuck google +<tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar +<tewmten> hells yea +<Dominian> nuh uh +<tewmten> uh huh +<Dominian> nuh uh +<Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579 + Added: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC +% +< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked for advice +is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580 + Added: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:13 UTC +% +<Urchlay> okIjustremovedmyspacebar,damnit'sfilthyunderthere + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581 + Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:36:58 UTC +% +<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like victory +<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running next to +my pillow :> +<Aldaron> :o +<tewmten> i used to be the same +<tewmten> these days i have tinnitus to keep me company +<Aldaron> :D +<tewmten> :-( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582 + Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC +% +<alienBOB> There is no ISO image for -current +<alienBOB> That stuff is unofficial and not created by Slackwate team + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584 + Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:52:01 UTC +% +Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to live in +C_S > provide it to yourself not me +C_S > to* me +chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov coctail +at the pile of whatever it is on the hay +Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo has water +wings :) +chopp > I'm not trading my hog in on a jetski :P fsck the troll + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585 + Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:04:23 UTC +% +<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything +works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi +<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card +<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such +<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice? +* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris +* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.") +* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<EvilMatt> anyone?? +<EvilMatt> :/ +<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this +<EvilMatt> what should i paste there? +<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi +* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris +<EvilMatt> status disconnected +<nachox> show me the full output please +<nachox> paste that in pastebin +<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand +<EvilMatt> hold on +* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com") +<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode -- +speed -- +<EvilMatt> there +<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0 +* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat") +<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed +<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on? +<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut +<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol +<EvilMatt> thank you :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586 + Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC +% +< macavity> he may actually, with years, hard knocks and an understanding +community, end up with being a not-entirely-an-idiot kinda guy +< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold of him +< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well in that +crowd +< fire|bird> macavity: probably +< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might just be +the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only fun to be a +genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P +< BP{k}> macavity: haha, nice choice of wording. +* macavity bows to the audience + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587 + Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:04:33 UTC +% +< antiwire> I'm tailoring my resume to a specific job opportunity that + is a penetration testing company +< Alan_Hick> Thank God straterra ain't here right now... +< XGizzmo> nice + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591 + Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:15:02 UTC +% +jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so it could +feel good + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592 + Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:59:48 UTC +% +<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't have +the non-free firmware, though +<computer> how much is it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593 + Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:38:02 UTC +% +<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was using +slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled +<Alan_Hicks> Zordrak: So you were running SLackware-stalled? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594 + Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:21:19 UTC +% +<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p | +cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done` +<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes" +<Zordrak> O_o +<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra? Is that you? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595 + Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC +% +<PsyberS`> the 2nd highest 'top poster' for our mailing list is a spammer +<PsyberS`> what a useful list... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597 + Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:38:26 UTC +% +<antiwire> I'm currently currentizing my current current tree + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598 + Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:53:55 UTC +% +* Zordrak nearly just fell asleep while standing at a urinal. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599 + Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:40:11 UTC +% +< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and kde crashed +<<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the connection] +< dive> twice +< dive> :D +< gar0t0> drinking beer in my work is normal for me :D +< Urchlay> Camarade_Tux: hey, can you do me a favor? +< gar0t0> after 6pm of corse +>>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire +< antiwire> and it just did it again too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600 + Added: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:38:24 UTC +% +< eviljames> I once saw a hurd of stampeding gnus, they were rushing + towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and a fury + rivalled only by stampeding elephants. +< eviljames> As they came towards me, I feared I would be crushed - until + suddenly they passed right through me! It turns out, it was + vapour all along. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602 + Added: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:05:45 UTC +% +<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem great... +<agentc0re> Camarade_Tux: So they fixed it then. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603 + Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:54:12 UTC +% +<tbagg> mother shitter +<tbagg> son of an +<tbagg> ass +<tbagg> I lost my slackware DVD >< + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604 + Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:57:58 UTC +% +fredoslack: I rename my usual pseudo +fredoslack is now known as Kernel-Panik +Kernel-Panik: :( +Kernel-Panik is now known as fredoslack +Urchlay: Col. Panic, who takes his orders from Gen. Protection Fault? +fire|bird: lol +alienBOB: General Failure is n command of Major Asshole +fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator: cleverest|postmasters +Urchlay: nice +antiwire: lol +alienBOB: But Private Parts gets to do all the hard work +Urchlay: when he screws up, Corporal Punishment has to correct him? +alienBOB: Indeed ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605 + Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:49:20 UTC +% +<jeev> cool +* jeev has the openssh exploit +<jeev> antiwire is next +<antiwire> own me +<antiwire> i'd love that +<jeev> rm -rf ~antiwire/.gaypr0n +<antiwire> prove me wrong right now +<jeev> done, do ls -la ~antiwire/.gaypr0n +<jeev> i guarantee it's gone. +<Camarade_Tux> well, here it's still there +<Camarade_Tux> oops :o +<jeev> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607 + Added: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:04:25 UTC +% +<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time bbiaf +(): + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608 + Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:26:06 UTC +% +Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans." <--- good line + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609 + Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC +% +<twolf> seems weird that 9x13 and 9x17 would both be bigger than 9x15 +<twolf> I mean smaller +<slackytude> thats what she said! +<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked for me +years ago and I stuck with it +<twolf> hehe +<fire|bird> [in bed] +<twolf> dangit! +<alisonken1noc> [on the couch] +<twolf> [in a tree] +<alisonken1noc> [on a motorcycle] +<fire|bird> [in the dining room with the candle stick] +<slackytude> O_O +<alisonken1noc> doh! +<fire|bird> s/candle stick/unlit candle stick/ ;) +<slackytude> O_o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611 + Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:10:17 UTC +% +* stig (n=stig@xxxxxxxxxx.com) has joined ##slackware +<stig> s +<dive> t +<straterra> f +<Dominian> u +<stig> d +<straterra> stig FAIL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613 + Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:38:21 UTC +% +quasar> lol the irony! +quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614 + Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC +% +<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9 shrike +and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can find a guide +or anything that might help me with my programming and so on? +<dazman_> Neostatic, Red Hat 9 Shrike is very very very old. +<Neostatic> Hehe i have not used linux before +<Neostatic> Where do i start? +<InspectorCluseau> Neostatic, have you got 'shrike' running now? +<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i think i +want to use it i heard it was the best +<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this linux, i +heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin with and if you say +Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and install it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615 + Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:06:06 UTC +% +<man_in_shack> is fullscreen mode meant to change screen resolution? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616 + Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:17:32 UTC +% +<drijen> make love, not war boys and girls +<BP{k}> make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop. +<BP{k}> dammit. :) +<thrice`> make -j2 love :> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617 + Added: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:29:41 UTC +% +Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without you +telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro since slack +isn't 64 bit enough. +Neo_The_User: what does bootstrap mean? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618 + Added: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:53:40 UTC +% +<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware you were +executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root) it should print an +ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or something, and a large, +angry wake-the-fuck-up banner + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619 + Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:21:03 UTC +% +* drijen bows before BP{k} +<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k} the First! +<rob0> /trumpet fanfare +<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of the +buhkit! +<straterra> You all are nerds + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620 + Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:16 UTC +% +< yesyes> well, i'm going to fall asleep and dream about xorg dying and + natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its + replacement. goodnight. +< yesyes> or the barmaid i saw in the pub earlier. oh, #slackware, if i + could only make you understand. beautiful, she was. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621 + Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:41 UTC +% +* CoJaBo-Aztec has 1.6TB of stuff on RAID right now o_O +<Parens> stuff = porn? +<ron> lolcats images +<Parens> there isnt 1.6tb of lolcats on the internet +<CoJaBo-Aztec> No, but it has many dick images :P +<CoJaBo-Aztec> !!! +<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISK +<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISKDISKDISK +<CodeNinja> hah +<CodeNinja> hahahah +<CoJaBo-Aztec> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! +<ron> maybe it's lolcats porn ? +<divad1> xD +<Parens> hahahhaha +<MTughan> QWERTY fail. +<ron> :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622 + Added: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:09:27 UTC +% +<< Chakravanti>> woops +<< slackytude>> you are back +<< Chakravanti>> i forgot to go root before installpkg +<< Chakravanti>> so went root +<< Chakravanti>> up +<< Chakravanti>> enter +<< Chakravanti>> and my last root command was shutdown -h now +<< Chakravanti>> lol +<< slackytude>> heh +<< dive>> good one + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623 + Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:56:44 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> seriously +< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex avionics +systems, so i know i'm not dumb + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624 + Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:30:23 UTC +% +<missyjane> Camarade_Tux, pm me +<nachox> yes, she commands you to pm her +<superGear> WHen women say jump, you jump +<superGear> WHen women say jump, you ask how high +<Camarade_Tux> nachox: nah, she forgot the sudo part -_- + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626 + Added: Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:03:00 UTC +% +<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet +<DeeeeP> :) +<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ? +<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes! +<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz! +<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google +in google" +<slackytude> hehe, yeah +<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a? +<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet" +<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok" +<slackytude> ls +<slackytude> heh +<slackytude> wrong window + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627 + Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC +% +drijen: rworkman, you know i love you +rworkman: Say my name, bitch. +agentc0re: [in bed] +drijen: RWORKMAN! +***drijen screams +chopp: haha +drijen: like a japanese schoolgirl +rworkman: Squeal like a pig, boy. +***drijen suees + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628 + Added: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:08:52 UTC +% +alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP Browser... +and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631 + Added: Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:46:09 UTC +% +<Jeffy_Dommer> i have no friends and googles just my hoe ;) lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632 + Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:43:44 UTC +% +< acidchild> gmail's certificate has expired :/ +< acidchild> for anyone else? +< tewmten> nope +< tewmten> well, im using google apps +< tewmten> maybe different cert +< tewmten> hi acidchild +< acidchild> says it expires today ;/ +< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed i didn't +just get fscked. +< acidchild> i did go to gmail.com though. +< acidchild> and my dns is 4.2.2.2 +< tewmten> the mail.google.com cert you mean? +< acidchild> no. +< acidchild> https +< acidchild> https://mail.google.com/mail/ +< tewmten> aha +< acidchild> it was only valid for 1 year :/ +< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires on + 2010-03-25 +< acidchild> OH! LOL +< tewmten> yeah this one is also, but its still valid +< acidchild> i forgot to ntpdate +< tewmten> .. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633 + Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:21:44 UTC +% +<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different character +set? I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in windows notepad +with several undisplayable characters. When the file is edited in notepad and +reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage as far as linux is concerned. + This only seems to happen in one directory. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634 + Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:22:26 UTC +% +* AtHackers is soo bored +<AtHackers> Were may I find a tutorial or reference on attacking IRC ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636 + Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:59:55 UTC +% +< Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer +< LF4> bye bye +< dive> nn +< slackytude> gnight Urchlay +< lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us +< slackytude> I dont want to live inside Urchlay comp anymore +< Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day you'll be +real boys and girls +< LF4> slackytude: Lets break out! +< slackytude> psst! wait till he sleeps +< LF4> I get the lightbike +< slackytude> nifty +< LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh... +< Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer? +< LF4> I'm purple! +< alisonken1noc> I'm the green dude +< quasar> RACIST ! +< Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil? +< Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637 + Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:01:36 UTC +% +-!- missyjane is now known as ignored-girl +< ignored-girl> k +< straterra> Jesus christ +< straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black clothes +and listen to Three Days Grace +< eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638 + Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:28:44 UTC +% +<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess that's +why we are all fugly + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639 + Added: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:01:12 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not be +stupid so i don't see the harm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640 + Added: Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:37:15 UTC +% +<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects from +the world wide web. That's all. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641 + Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:02:06 UTC +% +<Aaron> meterpreter + use sniffer = jizzed in my pants +* pure_hate has kicked Aaron from #remote-exploit (pure_hate) +* Aaron has joined #remote-exploit +<Aaron> i should turn auto rejoin off .... +<pure_hate> You should wash your mouth out with soap + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642 + Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:09:07 UTC +% +* slackytude slowly fades into background +< nick4> slackytude like aYann Tiersen song :P +< wintery> slackytudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +< wintery> nooooooooo +* slackytude fades into foregorund +* slackytude slaps wintery +* slackytude slowly fades into background +< wintery> fsking gay lurkers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643 + Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:25:53 UTC +% +(Discussing a Newsweek article http://www.newsweek.com/id/211017) + +< CaptObviousman> I can't read that GI Joe article anymore. The insipid +stupidity of the article is greatly magnified by the comments +< CaptObviousman> a true competitor to youtube +< mgrossie> Be warned, that temporary blindness may be due to cerebral +hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull.. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644 + Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:59 UTC +% +<dive> anyone ever read timecube from top to bottom? +<slackytude> dive, mad people everywhere +<agentc0re|work> dive: Yes. made it to page 3. +<slackytude> I rest my case + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647 + Added: Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:03:50 UTC +% +<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> aw fuck +<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> >.> +<Aerialman> ... +<Aerialman> don't say bad words +<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> i'll fuckin swear if a fuckin want tae +<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> :) +<WorldEater> ahahahahahahha +<Aerialman> haha so funny...;/ +<captnau> <3 dave +<Aerialman> +G don't work +<Aerialman> i set myself +G, it doesn't work +<Aerialman> what is the point of this channel anyway? +<WorldEater> group masturbation +<Aerialman> ok bye... +* Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You people have +to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648 + Added: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:06:11 UTC +% +< jeev> i dont see the changes here but i have to fart +< jeev> i duno how that related but i wanted to say it anyway +< elderK> Sweet, full screen. +< elderK> And cheers, fire|bird +< elderK> http://code.google.com/p/mrxvt/wiki/Download +< fire|bird> good find elderK :) +< eviljames> all your code r belong to goog +< elderK> Here's hoping that it compiles and runs happy on OSX's Xquartz. +< elderK> :) +< fire|bird> elderK: good luck :) +< MLanden> Feel better ,jeev? +< elderK> btw, what the hell is slipscrolling? +< jeev> no i cant fart where i'm at +< jeev> it went away temporarily +< MLanden> sorry to hear,jeev...:C +< jeev> tell me about it +< jeev> i hate holding it in +< eviljames> just blast it out & blame it on the dog +< eviljames> or girlfriend, whatever's handy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650 + Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:58:33 UTC +% +loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls. Lenovo recommends Windows." I +recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss +yourself to death. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652 + Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC +% +< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with the name +The British Aisles? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653 + Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:30:15 UTC +% +< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular expressions. Now I +have two problems! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654 + Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:54:14 UTC +% +-!- edman007 is now known as missyjane +-!- missyjane is now known as edman007 +< dive> o0 +< dive> tranny +-!- missyjane [n=love@unaffiliated/missyjane] has joined ##slackware +< missyjane> hi guys im back from my tests +< edman007> uh oh... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655 + Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:42:54 UTC +% +< edman007> macavity, you can't have my meat + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657 + Added: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:50:53 UTC +% +(hiptobecubic) So i was thinking +(quasar) that's dangerous +(hiptobecubic) I should make a new git viewer for the command line +(hiptobecubic) and call it 'clit' +(quasar) rofl +(hiptobecubic) i think it would be ahit +(hiptobecubic) hit* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659 + Added: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:22:54 UTC +% +< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when +slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick +an exact date +< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say +-!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"] +< Neo_The_User> ohhh +< straterra> tee hee +< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever +comes in here and you scare him off.. +< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how +long it will be before he comes back +< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys +< straterra> Nice one +< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/ +< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around +Slackware128 18.0 +< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come +out now... +< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me +< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time +< hiptobecubic> GOD. +< straterra> it WAS you +< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though? +< agentc0re> ... +< straterra> You really werent +< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting +you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding' +< straterra> it doesn't work +< Neo_The_User> oh lord +< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts +< Neo_The_User> im out +< straterra> Bye +-!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit +["leaving"] +< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :) +< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone? +< Rat409> root .lol +< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it +< macavity> on it! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC +% +<shevy> anyone knows how or where shebang lines are interpreted? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:26:04 UTC +% +After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86.... +< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand +results too lol +< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol +< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out +here. +< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol" +once? +< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe... +< ViN86> lol +< ViN86> no +< ViN86> i failed +-!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] +< Alan_Hicks> YES! +< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC +% +19:24 < Pryon> thelongmile: which web server are you running? +19:24 < thelongmile> debian 5.0 +19:25 <@caker> debian is not a web server + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:39:10 UTC +% +<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network +security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as +required. I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over +to Linux, that might be a better situ for them +<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5. +<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all +>>/etc/host.deny' +<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of +the first things i do +<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight +<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :) +<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet +doesn't work!!!" +<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections +<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of +the Toilet Paper + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667 + Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC +% +< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch the video? +< ananke> mrselfpwn : what's the link? +< mrselfpwn> Why Linux Sucks +< mrselfpwn> should work +< ananke> should work where? +< mrselfpwn> video + +short pause.. + +< ananke> where? +< dive> internet +< Nylex> lol +< mrselfpwn> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668 + Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:11:34 UTC +% +<roelof> hello, how can i tell that my arch is x86_64 in sbopkg ? +* roelof has quit (Client Quit) +<chess> roelof: sbopkg automatically detects it with uname -m +<chess> okay, so he left +<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email which +I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ. Guy needs to settle down. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669 + Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:54:22 UTC +% +< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive so i +would choose suspend to ram IMO + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670 + Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:08:14 UTC +% +missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of this +website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9. +missyjane > 2nd bug/problem :x + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671 + Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:07:55 UTC +% +< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a stock Flash +package was a bug? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672 + Added: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:24:58 UTC +% +sheriff ) Anyone have any strong feelings about MoneyBoookers? +gcohen ) why use them when there's paypal +gcohen ) and/or western union +hex ) They killed my master, and stole his amulet! +hex ) Apart from that, they seem fine. +buu ) hex: Did you have to pay a percentage fee on the amulet? +hex ) I broke into their mountain stronghold and stole it back, so no. +buu ) Oh is that how you avoid the transaction fee? +hex ) Yeah, pretty much. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675 + Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:40:43 UTC +% +( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped Slack +three or four major versions all of a sudden +( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000 instead of +version 13 + +.... + +( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with the +utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin' +( Schroede1) ... +( Schroede1) no need to be a jackass +( Schroede1) especially over a joke +( alphageek) I was merely responding to your opinion with one of my own +>>> Mode #slackware +o alphageek by ChanServ +<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being a jackass. +learn the difference] +>>> Mode #slackware +b *!*@*.<hostname removed> by alphageek +(@alphageek) I'll give it a few minutes to get the point across :) +( BP{k}) *snickers* +( rworkman) haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676 + Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:03:52 UTC +% +< Zordrak> sure.. and my shit tastes like chocolate +< pi31415> Zordrak: How does it blow? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677 + Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:42:40 UTC +% +dchmelik> have you ever used windows 3.1? +< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations and you + could turn then all off? +< antiwire> umm? +< fire|bird> s/then/them/ +< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not going well +< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with this. :P +< dchmelik> probably because you have not used it +< fire|bird> your point? +< antiwire> I used windows 3.1 and 3.11 +< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really know what +a gui with no animation is + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678 + Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:57:47 UTC +% +<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: but does the root= line looks correct? what is it? +<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or chrooting +into the system from the dvd +<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on is +unavailable +<Camarade_Tux> and vi has no V ! ='( +<Camarade_Tux> (but you can installpkg) +<briareus> ah +<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this: root@slackware:/# +<briareus> that looks like a prompt +<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: no, in the lilo.conf +<Camarade_Tux> at the end of it +* slackytude|evil facepalms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679 + Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:22:52 UTC +% +<FantoX> where i can find sendmail for windows server 2003 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680 + Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:03:09 UTC +% +< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer? That's +like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683 + Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:35:11 UTC +% +<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good +<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now +determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! +They might even have scratched the case!!!" +<drijen> What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them? +Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out +loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here... +<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess. I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck +has magic powers or something. +<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of +broken iPods + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685 + Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC +% +< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet for a twit. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686 + Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:21:55 UTC +% +.-- join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35 +(Alan_Hicks) Ladies and gentlman, Elvis has entered the building! +(fire|bird) Wow, it's Elvis +(ElvisPresley) good afternoon +(omnipotentduo) i present the KING +(ElvisPresley) anyone can help me? +(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: Go towards the light. +(fire|bird) haha +(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: And kick Michael Jackson's ass towards the +fire if you see him. +((Necos) damn, i'm sure that's gonna be noobfarmed >.> +ElvisPresley) i need to install a modem 3g +(Alan_Hicks) Necos: Not if you don't do it. +(fire|bird) heya Necos +(ElvisPresley) but i don`t know how compile wvstreams + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687 + Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:38:09 UTC +% +surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS +surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689 + Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC +% +<macavity> has anyone managed to build nxagent? +<macavity> it looks completely obfuscated +* Emanon (n=Emanon@xxxxxxxx.net) has joined ##slackware +<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on kubuntu and +not thrilled +<mancha> i did a while ago, don't recall that many headaches +<Emanon> well iff i do it like a normal person it works fine +<slava_dp> alien had packages for nx iirc +<macavity> booohooo.. no SBo for nxagent :P +<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with boot +partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe +<slava_dp> will this suit you? +http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity +<Cann0n> I haven't installed 13. Any great reasons to upgrade from 12.2? +<Emanon> 64 bit +<Emanon> and kde4 by default +<Emanon> new kernel +<Emanon> and dev packages +<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling it +yourself +<Emanon> nah but added .tkz files (as opposed to .tgz) +<Emanon> if i remember what i read correctly +<Emanon> or txz or something +<slava_dp> lol +<slava_dp> :D +<Emanon> oh the rpm wasnt about the slack 13 comment was it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690 + Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:19:07 UTC +% +Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding Web-based +file-browsers? +<mrselfpwn> Zordrak, which one? +<Zordrak> mrselfpwn: exactly +<mrselfpwn> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691 + Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:51 UTC +% +<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like +<+ikey> I dont know any +<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder.... +<+staykov> brb making salad +<+_boo_> lol +<+_boo_> recall this one: +<+_boo_> i just call +<+_boo_> to say +<+ikey> i love you +<+_boo_> i love you +<+ikey> lol. +<+_boo_> XD +<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong. +<+ikey> dude... +<+ikey> xD +<+Dominian> wt... +<+_boo_> XD +* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down +<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff".... +<+ikey> lol @ Dominian +<+staykov> oh man + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692 + Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC +% +<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published +< rworkman> yay +< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693 + Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC +% +<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati x1400 +driver is easier there + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695 + Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:02:17 UTC +% +<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga adaptors +just to have irc on them? +<+andyn> no +<@stybla> no +<@stybla> :) +<@tewmten> wtf are you talking about? +<@stybla> :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696 + Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:03:35 UTC +% +<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from root!! +what are those? are they usefull? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697 + Added: Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:49:21 UTC +% +<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script for slack? +<Zordrak> i could make one.. but if an elegant one exists.... +<slackytude> Zordrak: Slackware Genuine Advantage? +<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade to +Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698 + Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:42:10 UTC +% +08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> brb +08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> bak + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699 + Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:14:40 UTC +% +<siimo> when will slack 10 get pidgin 2.6.x +<mingdao> slack 10? +<mingdao> when you build it? +<siimo> i mean 10.3 +<siimo> oh sorry 13.0 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700 + Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:25:00 UTC +% +<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n coz of +farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ? +<sahk0> i dont give a flying fuck :) +<The-Croupier> flying??? never tried that... +<init[1]> sahk0: you don't use pidgin ? +* The-Croupier goes to check his notes.... +<init[1]> lol^ +<sahk0> The-Croupier: +http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck +<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique i didnt +know +<The-Croupier> :p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701 + Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:34:26 UTC +% +Seth: recursive fail ftw.. dan googled jfgi + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702 + Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:05:58 UTC +% +< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd on Debian? +< SpaceHobo> the 90s + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703 + Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:27:59 UTC +% +< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write this +fucking message. +< abrotman> let's write it for him! +< abrotman> yay madlibs! +< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________ (noun) was +itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun) +< abrotman> Penis, Dave2, manly, lover + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704 + Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:26:05 UTC +% +<slackytude> I have a love-hate relationship with new kde +<deco> slackytude: i hate it now +<fire|bird> You hate it but it loves you? :P +<deco> fire|bird: you love anything :P +<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works great, +then it crashed for no reason +<deco> fire|bird: including me! don't deny it +<slackytude> its teasing me +<deco> slackytude: plasmoid thingy crashes on me a lot +<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it and it +seduces me +<fire|bird> slackytude: just from kde 4.2.x to 4.3 there were 2,000 new +features, 60,000+ bug fixes, etc. :D +<slackytude> Im in an abusive relationship with my window manager +<deco> slackytude: hahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705 + Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:29:24 UTC +% +macavity: compgenius999: what craphics card is that? +compgenius999: its an ancient hercules +macavity: oh +agentc0re: the plot thickens +macavity: no wonder.. turn off composite +macavity: now +compgenius999: WTF OMFG FAIL +MLanden: ancient is right +macavity: it will never become stable +compgenius999: i opened xwmconfig and selected xfce +compgenius999: i restarted +agentc0re: i suggest you turn your PC off, and place it in the garbage. +compgenius999: and i'm booted into kde... +compgenius999: nevur +macavity: lol +ngworekara: har +compgenius999: i spent 5 hours building it! +agentc0re: LMAO!! +compgenius999: out of old computers +compgenius999: i even ripped my old hp pavillion to pieces +agentc0re: 5 hours, 20 years ago man!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706 + Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:02:03 UTC +% +* The-Croupier needs a challenge +* Zordrak cuts up The-Croupier's dog with a jigsaw +<Zordrak> there you go +<Zordrak> put it back together again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707 + Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:35:30 UTC +% +<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could remove the +byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little endian or the othe +guy +<Zordrak> .. do you understand your own question? +<hrad> yep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708 + Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:49:47 UTC +% +<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands without a +passwd ? +<superGear> make sure you wasn't root when you did sudo : +<darlek> k ill try again +<darlek> ahh yes i was root lol ...whoops sorry + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709 + Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:20:20 UTC +% +Guest56473> quote nickserv ghost phoenix^ <password removed> +< Guest56473> argh +Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit + [Client Quit] +< fire|bird> CRAP +< compgenius999> lmfao +< thumbs> is that your actual password? +< deco> fire|bird: LOL! +< fire|bird> thumbs: Not for long +< deco> fire|bird: just wow wow +< fire|bird> son of a..... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710 + Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:36:14 UTC +% +<Reticenti> man, compiling awn-extras from source is a bitch +<dartmouth> Reticenti, i've noticed that... +<dartmouth> Reticenti, you should make a slackbuild +<Reticenti> dartmouth: have you done it? +<Reticenti> there's a lot of dependencies +<Reticenti> mostly gnome deps. +<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then started +sending love letters to alienBOB + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711 + Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:20:48 UTC +% +distantgeek - my brain is like an etch a sketch. rattle it around + enough and I forget everything. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714 + Added: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:02:23 UTC +% +< acidchild> openoffice.org2-math is the excel one right + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716 + Added: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:21:34 UTC +% +<+ccfreak2k> What would I do with the Windows CD? +<+seed_> play frisby +<Dominian> Well, you know where to put it ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717 + Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:02:13 UTC +% +< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i install +Dovecot? +< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it should be? +< Dominian> send an email to it? +< Johno> ... +-!- Johno is now known as dumbass + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718 + Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:04:21 UTC +% +<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why the msdn +article is factually wrong.. Never seen one be before :/ +<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they are +correct +<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They do not +say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then treat it as +proven fact. +<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to everything. +Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs +<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't jump to +the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs. +<Ether_Man> mota, it would be ignoring ACLs if it had unrestricted. +<mota> That's your conclusion. As we have agreed, it is incorrect. +<mota> And I am done pointing this out, let's move on. +<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted means.. ACL is +a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted, not unrestricted. +<slackytude> Ether_Man, please dont do this again +<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you're saying unrestricted means the same as +restricted then? -_- +<slackytude> Ether_Man, Im saying, dont keep arguing when you are plainly +mistaken. you tend to get stubborn about that +<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles and +settings +<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung up in his +one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it. +<slackytude> mota, been there, done that +<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you are saying unrestricted suddenly means +restricted? Great.. Im kindof guessing that a professor in english would +disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language obeys +their definitions of the words.. +<slackytude> >_< +<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I based +my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently Im trying to +understand how mota can sit there and say that it's right, when it says the +exact opposite of what it is. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719 + Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:21:14 UTC +% +<slackytude-nfs> yeah! +<slackytude-nfs> diskless NFS root +<slackytude-nfs> insert usb stick, boot from NFS +<slackytude-nfs> great fun +<mingdao> slackytude-nfs: dropbear rules +<slackytude-nfs> mingdao, thats a ssh server, no? +<mingdao> yes +<mingdao> you start it at the boot prompt and do everything from another +terminal +<mingdao> I don't install any other way. +<slackytude-nfs> yeah, but I can boot slackware on any machine now +<slackytude-nfs> oh, thats nice as well +<slackytude-nfs> the problem is, I kinda screwed up +<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that means lot +of errors on startup +<slackytude-nfs> like no ssh server +<mingdao> you what? +<slackytude-nfs> installed it on NTFS +<slackytude-nfs> which I share by NFS +<mingdao> How can you install Slackware on a NTFS filesystem? +<mingdao> How do you expect it to run? +<slackytude-nfs> it runs +<slackytude-nfs> heh +<slackytude-nfs> just not very well +<slackytude-nfs> like, it will start everything in rc.d +<slackytude-nfs> coz everything is marked executable +<slackytude-nfs> but I shall nuke the NTFS and use ext4 or sumthing +<slackytude-nfs> but still I like this +<slackytude-nfs> alrite +<slackytude-nfs> gonna kill the ntfs drive now +<slackytude-nfs> see ya + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721 + Added: Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:12:09 UTC +% +<Twayne> what about when your keyboard is in ALL CAPS?! :P +<SelfishMan> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY KEYBAORD +<SelfishMan> EXCEPT SOMEONE REVERSED MY 'A' AND 'O' KEYS + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722 + Added: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:57:15 UTC +% +06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that code in +this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not* want to see the +literal code again, if it is not escaped. + Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel log of +today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks to spook +06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join the +exiles +06:35 < init[1]> o_O + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723 + Added: Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:07:12 UTC +% +< DonQuixote> heh +< Sancho_Panza> DonQuixote: soy el hombre de la mancha +< DonQuixote> yep +* Sancho_Panza gets DonQuixote's horse ready +< vastina> the fuck...? +< vastina> am i in slackware? +< DonQuixote> no +< straterra> No +< wayne_> I think it is a lenovo g530 +* DonQuixote rides towards the wind mills +* Sancho_Panza follows along +< vastina> wow +< mingdao> wayne_: is that what you saw in the lshal output? +* vastina walks away +< fire|bird> vastina: nope, you're in #ubuntu in disquise. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725 + Added: Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:16:21 UTC +% +nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless once you +start learning bash +<slackytude> bash seems pointless, once you start learning ubuntu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727 + Added: Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:39:33 UTC +% +< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaYOpbgieU +< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s +< thrice`> wow, +* jeev holds out his beating stick +< jeev> wow what ? +< thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev +< straterra> (with stupidity) +< jeev> i'm honored +< jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with stupid +comments +< straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran down the +crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress +< jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha +< jeev> you're funny. +< straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already. +< jeev> sarcasm works both ways +< deco> leave jeev alone! :( +< straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways' you +mean. +< jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to step away to +his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags and putting new ons +< jeev> ones +< jeev> it's like this every day +< straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you? +< jeev> welcome to my fag list +< straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730 + Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:35:25 UTC +% +< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System +Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: #1) Respect the +privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes +great responsibility. [sudo] password for dravekx: dravekx is not in the +sudoers file. This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$ +< Dravekx_> BAHAHAHAHA +< Dravekx_> WTF is all that +< Dravekx_> my own server reported me. +< Dravekx_> lol +< enmerkar> Dravekx_: man sudo, man sudoers +< Dravekx_> lol +< Dravekx_> ok Im just lost +< Dravekx_> I think I need to read more before i venture into linux. +< Dravekx_> im going back to windows. +< Dravekx_> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731 + Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:51:11 UTC +% +<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf, will i +findhappiness in slack ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732 + Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:31:20 UTC +% +<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode. +<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called +<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x +<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty? +<mrselfpwn> and tty +<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no. +<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network +<mrselfpwn> oh i understand +<spook> yeah. +<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the +server. +* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware +<metrofox> hi there! +<spook> metrofox: hey! +<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello +<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn +<metrofox> what's going on guys? =) +<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back. +<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic... +<mrselfpwn> ;D +<metrofox> :P +<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over +the network. +<spook> loooooool. +<mrselfpwn> XD +<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733 + Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC +% +< Scuzz> fire|bird, you try vbatts 4.3.2 yet ? +< Scuzz> nice and stable still i take it ? +< mancha> what does vbatts do? +< deco> build kde packages +< deco> :) +< Scuzz> lol +< Scuzz> yeah +< mancha> ah heh. thought that was an app: vbatts version 4.3.2 +< deco> .... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736 + Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for example? +< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: like? I did init.d/smbd start +< Zordrak> O_O +< Zordrak> adriyel: what OS are you running? +< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: GTFO! +< mancha> should do summit like /etc/rc.d/rc.samb... +< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24 19:33:52 EDT +2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux +< mancha> init.d sounds like redcrap or summit +< Zordrak> GET THE HELL OUT NOW +< adriyel> lmao! +< Scuzz> lol +* deco gets his beating stick out +< adriyel> Zordrak: fuck off troll, I'm here because I don't like Redhat. +< Zordrak> no.. stop laughing and get walking +< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware. Go ask somebody +else. We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up. +< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: that's a nice excuse, but I'll leave anyway. +< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is excellent. +Obviously something has changed that. +< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth. You'll get a better +answer somewheres else. +< rogersman> dumb-ass questions? +< Zordrak> just.. just.. no.p +< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just isn't ours. +< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses doesn't +change that. +< Zordrak> i have no words.. +< deco> adriyel: make me some lunch and GTFO +* Zordrak takes a VDU break +-!- adriyel [i=adriyel@anapnea.net] has left ##slackware [] +deco> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738 + Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:00 UTC +% +ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's parents.. +while on acid... and naked +ninjabox - oh man +ninjabox - sometimes I shouldn't hit enter + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739 + Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:21:15 UTC +% +< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda put in +the position to do it +< ninjabox> when I lived in mexico, I got around very well +< ArmChairWarrior> thats what she said +< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't at all +< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends, it comes +out =P +< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to german food +< ArmChairWarrior> its usually vomit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740 + Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:33:28 UTC +% +<spook> i need a girl friend... +<ananke> spook: so quit looking +<Camarade_Tux> who uses slackware and codes in ocaml? xD +<spook> ananke: its been 12 hours since i last had sex. +<ananke> spook: and? +<spook> thats too long! +<Camarade_Tux> you had sex during the beginnning of the afternoon? +<spook> no, at 6am +<Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living? +<spook> west +<Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :) +<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a girlfriend) + +_one_hour_later_ + +<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my meals :D +<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you just said + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745 + Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:48 UTC +% +slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I +just type in "override" like in movies? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746 + Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC +% +< spook> i've had a few females that couldnt get enough meat. +< spook> [ in bed ] +< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to satisfy +them. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748 + Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:06:34 UTC +% +<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yeah, I need propaganda material +<slackytude|evil> Camarade_Tux, for what? +<Camarade_Tux> t-shirt, hoodies, strings, mugs, condoms! +<deco> Camarade_Tux: thongs ? +<slackytude|evil> condoms? +<Camarade_Tux> deco: yeah, slackware ones :) +<slackytude|evil> slackware condoms? +<spider1010> pass out slackware condoms. +<slackytude|evil> that doesnt sound right, somehow +<deco> Camarade_Tux: ok wear that on friday.... +<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yes, sure ;) +<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: the safest and most stable ones :) +<slackytude|evil> lol +<Camarade_Tux> deco: ^^^ +<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware would be +microsoft +<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware symbol +they get horny +<spider1010> lol +<fire|bird> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749 + Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:37:59 UTC +% +spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a bit. before +ultimately becoming limp. +spracklin - er +spracklin - caio +spracklin <<< [anon@<server redacted>] quits [Quit: ] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750 + Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:03:11 UTC +% +* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido" +<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751 + Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC +% +jeev: wow +jeev: the only person who said i was nice ended up being a weirdo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752 + Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:41:34 UTC +% +< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It would +take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more than 1 minute +lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and ozone layer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756 + Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:31 UTC +% +straterra - pao bu! +straterra - Go running! +drijen - lol +straterra - this shit is really fun +drijen - probably why its so effective +straterra - i can say water..or food +straterra - 87%..not too bad for midnight +drijen - gj +andarius - the 13% error may get a rubber chicken stuck in your butt :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757 + Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:31:26 UTC +% +<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains each +installation cd? +<slackytude> the packages dont contain the cd, the cd contains packages + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758 + Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:53:40 UTC +% +<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between Zordrak and +his French Roast + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759 + Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:12:11 UTC +% +< humbaba> wft +< humbaba> $ ls +< humbaba> craplja.was.here.txt +< humbaba> $ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761 + Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:54:22 UTC +% +< valkenar> Do I have to relogin to have group changes take effect? +< fire|bird> yes +< BP{k}> yes +< spider1010> yep +< NaCl> apparently +< antler> sometimes? +< hiptobecubic> absolutely + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768 + Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:34:08 UTC +% +13:17 * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to eat 200k +of bandwidth ... +13:17 < jkwood> It's a very efficient compression system. +13:18 < jkwood> It carries along enough excess to plug the leaks in your +intertubes, like that slime stuff for yuor tires. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771 + Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:29:09 UTC +% +13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of blackness +with extra stupidity + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773 + Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:13:26 UTC +% +< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working on +firefox and uh... +< beatzz> im getting a segmentation fault when I ./libflashplayer.so +< beatzz> even as root +< rk4n3> dude, you don't run it +< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart firefox +fire|bird watches beatzz facepalm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774 + Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:33:20 UTC +% +<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than +visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail +<fatalnix1995> odd +<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message? +<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775 + Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC +% +* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot +* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot +< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how +the Big Bang really happened. He hasn't gone back since. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776 + Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC +% +< Yaakov> ****************** +< Yaakov> gah +< Yaakov> ********************************* +< SpaceHobo> *************** +< brian> AHHHH THE CHINESE ARE ATTACKING +< cdlu> +< Yaakov> ************ +<jess^> <redacted> +<jess^> <redacted> +< brian> THERES TOO MANY OF THEM ITS EVERY MAN FOR YOURSELF +<jess^> <redacted> +< tarpman> TURN THE FLEET AROUND + +redacted_ignore.pl ftw + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777 + Added: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:35 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a distraction +going so I can slip out? +< rob0> Um ... you cannot slip out, by definition. You are CaptObviousman. +< rob0> /nick NotSoObviousSlipman +< rob0> try that, might help + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779 + Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:06:17 UTC +% +<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less than +the weight of the woman. +* HoopyCat summons the HST to take a portrait of your mother + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781 + Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:41:17 UTC +% +<dellwood> zomg +<dellwood> it worked +<dellwood> thanks so much you guys ^_^ +<dellwood> i love the linux community because its so helpful :D +* dellwood kisses spook +<spook> dellwood: thanks for actually listening to our help. +<mishehu> oooh spook and dellwood sitting in a tree... +<dellwood> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782 + Added: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:34:55 UTC +% +< zerosoul13> init[1]: i use pidgin for every account i have +< spook> sigh +< spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee +< zerosoul13> ok +< init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ? +< zerosoul13> let me do that +< init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ? +< zerosoul13> ok +< init[1]> omg! +< spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban. +< init[1]> spook: oops soory +< init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back +< zerosoul13> ok +< zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool +< init[1]> :) +< spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in that file, +if you didnt already realise that +< zerosoul13> i just did +< zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up +< zerosoul13> holy smokes! +< init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P +< init[1]> zerosoul13: lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784 + Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:51:33 UTC +% +< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo." +< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so. That's a Unix thing." +< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo." +< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785 + Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC +% +< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB when i created my user account from root, I chose +login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that... +< init[1]> alreadygone: check /etc/passwd | grep yourname +< init[1]> s/check/cat/ +< alreadygone> nothing came up +< alreadygone> did a cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname +< init[1]> omg! +< init[1]> alreadygone: your username +< alreadygone> what? +< guax> jeesus +< alreadygone> oh crap +< guax> need to quote that +< guax> aeaeuheahuaeuheuhea +< init[1]> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786 + Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:44:20 UTC +% +< Tightbunz> I still wet my bed! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788 + Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:32:25 UTC +% +< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the +source code. +< Zordrak> :) +< spook> Zordrak: :) +< init[1]> toastytoast: what if ,you don't have the compiler? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789 + Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:10:55 UTC +% +glphvgacs : is there any x86-64 optimized version of slackware? +kitche : umm what do you think slackware64 is? +maybe : 13.0 +BP{k} : kitche: it's for those halfbaked 128bits computers ;) +glphvgacs : kitche: could be ppc64, no? +BP{k} : *sigfh* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790 + Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:22:22 UTC +% +<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night. We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and +my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based. They were telling +me that it would confuse the customer. +<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive +<drijen> lmao +<Kumo> I was mad, too. "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing. It's +fucking LINUX!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791 + Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC +% +fire|bird : later macavity +macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me +fire|bird" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793 + Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC +% +:::: You're now known as init[1] +:::: s0d0!n=(hostmask removed) has joined ##slackware +< tank-man> is the [0] index your way of saying you are away? :) +< tank-man> i think there is a channel rule about that +< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in trouble, +what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some irc clients have +< mancha> Pigpen, try it +:::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away +:::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy +:::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned: please turn +off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this +channel...same thing for if you've manually set + yourself to 'away'. The channel doesn't need to know and you can always +SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'. +< BP{k}> mancha++ ;) +< init[1]> lol +< mancha> morning fun :P +:::: Apok!n=element@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware +< thrice`> kids these days :) +:::: Pig_Pen!n=anyuser@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware +< BP{k}> Pig_Pen: Uhm, and you were saying? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797 + Added: Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:06 UTC +% +< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king, which in +turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat , leading me to eat +ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798 + Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:51:06 UTC +% +<+macavity> nn fellows :-) +<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay women +<+macavity> ok, the one who noobfarms that one dies :P +* eviljames noobfarms + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799 + Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:15:16 UTC +% +<+Camarade_Tux> ok, I'll have to go soon if I don't want to have troubles +removing some hairy 20cm-long thing from my ass on tomorrow morning :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801 + Added: Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:22:17 UTC +% +<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that could have +overwritten anything? did you do a full install? +<candinho> yes i did, like the readme and install told to do +<candinho> ./configure make , sudo make install +<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current is at +2.14.7) so there's your origin +<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm, etc... +<Pig_Pen> beat me to it +<candinho> yes i instaled cairo, updated pango glib2 and gmm +<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that, it will +break things +<candinho> glimm gtkmm +<Pig_Pen> go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars +<candinho> ahuahauahu +<candinho> but my linux is still working + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802 + Added: Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:21:10 UTC +% +<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the first +time, it has been announced. +<deco> :o +<deco> i can like almost touch messi's penis now :o +<chopp> wtf....dude. +<Camarade_Tux> hahahahaha :P +<Scuzz> lol +<Camarade_Tux> I think we're producing far too many noobfarm quotes :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803 + Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:42:53 UTC +% +<+fire|bird> eh, it's not that great, certainly nothing to brag about. :P +<+deco> that's what she said + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804 + Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:13:42 UTC +% +<deco> My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805 + Added: Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:04:06 UTC +% +( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China, I wont be +able to connect to my box and signal for help. +(15:53:59) ( Zordrak) \o/ +(15:53:59) Zordrak gets the kidnappers on the blower +(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll know +that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility. +(15:55:26) Zordrak will just RMA the screen +(15:55:39) ( CcSsNET) lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806 + Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:05:12 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks is a manipulative bitch. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807 + Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:54:20 UTC +% +<straterra> and... home +<straterra> 14 hours after i left this morn +<drijen> viagra? +<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's involved? +<fred> Wait, never mind, silly question. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808 + Added: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:09:03 UTC +% +thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system +because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens +filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything +lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot? +bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change. +lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade? +lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm +thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed +thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for +sda1 but it changed sda3 as well +bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm +lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm +bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy. +bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar) +bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810 + Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC +% +<arethusa> http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html +wait, Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails? +<drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything +<arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P +<drijen> aye, easily corrupted +<drijen> should have called em .pol files +<arethusa> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811 + Added: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:08:58 UTC +% +<WilliamC> I remember when the entire internet got DDOSed. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812 + Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:21:58 UTC +% +< jess^> yay, resizing dicks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813 + Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:36:42 UTC +% +acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e. +ash@foo.org if its $7 +acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification. +kingbeowulf: "man awk" +kingbeowulf: "awk man" +kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero +acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815 + Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC +% +<MrWGW> I on the other hand am deeply talented +<MrWGW> btw +<MrWGW> do any of you have any skill at interpreting traceroutes? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816 + Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:53:16 UTC +% +In #kde ... + +<bulent> i need help +<bulent> can some one click on this to tell me if my server working +http://192.168.1.2/ +<same> this ip can't be reached from internt +<pinotree> bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses +<bulent> yeah but my original ip +<alienBOB> I fail to see the KDE relevance ? +<bulent> apache server on kde +<same> on top of linux actually +<bulent> thats right +<same> kde is desktop environment +<bulent> not on top +<bulent> beside +<pinotree> bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has nothing to +do with kde? +<bulent> ok +<bulent> hi everyone +<pinotree> (still in #kde...) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817 + Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:44:19 UTC +% +<+straterra> Wait..you people use usenet to read...news? +<+BP{k}> straterra: yes, unlike your frequent visits to +alt.fan.erotica.rancid.furry-creatures. +<+straterra> dude + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820 + Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:06:01 UTC +% +<SiegeX> Clit Eatswood would be a sick girl's name + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821 + Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:39:12 UTC +% +( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry +Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than +"whois" +( deco) i hope so +( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823 + Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC +% +antiwire: First rule of screen club; don't talk about screen. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826 + Added: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:52:04 UTC +% +antiwire: but he's running windows +sahilsk: window explorer in slackware?? +antiwire: there's a windows installer +antiwire: sahilsk: you said it. +antiwire: so explain now +sahilsk: nooo +sahilsk: i didn't +dissociative: he meant internet browser +antiwire: good god. +sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there?? +sahilsk: :D +antiwire: oh my god. +antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life."). +dissociative: :| +dissociative: we like to keep it simple +agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows? +qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/ +sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah +sahilsk: it's pure SW +sahilsk: nothing else. +***agentc0re is lost +sahilsk: lol +sahilsk: :D +agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then? explain the +confusion. +sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F" +macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ? +agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's. +sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now. +sahilsk: ok, one more question. +dissociative: whoah +sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet +agentc0re: macman_: What..teh? +sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere. +macman_: agentc0re: ? +***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year +sahilsk: any idea how can i make it work in sw +macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it + +** Few minutes later... + +agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know +what noobfarm is. Oh the beauty. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827 + Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC +% +<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on that box. +<MLanden> Urchlay, what rez? +<Urchlay> Xv works, including fullscreen mplayer that doesn't skip +<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200 on that +card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to admit the monitor +could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy water and custom ModeLines +in xorg.conf + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829 + Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:18:46 UTC +% +<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian will +install it? +<valdyn> cmacis: which .deb? +<Kamping_Kaiser> sacrifice a goat +<korhojoa> :D +<cmacis> http://packages.debian.org/squeeze/unetbootin +<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you or the +guy supplying it does not use debian properly +<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb> <name of +goat> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831 + Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:37:23 UTC +% +<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..." +<+straterra> That's Winamp.. +<+straterra> Idiot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833 + Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC +% +<+straterra> It puts the lotion on its skin.. +<+straterra> Or else it gets the gag again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834 + Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:43:55 UTC +% +agentc0re: i'd laugh if he kicked himself. +fire|bird: lol +fire|bird left the room (Kicked by bleeding|edge (Spark fyrir reglubrot +(repeat:1 total:1))). +fire|bird [n=fire|bir@unaffiliated/firebird619] entered the room. +mode (+o fire|bird ) by ChanServ +mode (+v fire|bird ) by bleeding|edge +agentc0re: The irony +fire|bird: no, but I just did. :P +fire|bird: damn +fire|bird: It said in the script I was immune from that. :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835 + Added: Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:50 UTC +% +rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak english +at all :( +agentc0re: it works fine on 13.0 though. +spook: rhynnah: we dont speak english +agentc0re: rhynnah: eh? i don't know what the hell you're trying to say. +spook: rhynnah: we speak slackwish +rhynnah: i see... +acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go in, no +words can come out + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837 + Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:59:51 UTC +% +acidchild: i need to cut my hair too sigh +acidchild: i could probably clean my ass with my hair atm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838 + Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:04:11 UTC +% +<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the +format ... +<twkm> "+ ..." +<twkm> word splitting you know. +<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument +<geirha> :) +<twkm> of course not. +<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu. +<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :) +<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar". oops, you use gnu, +yer fucked, fix all scripts. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839 + Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC +% +<Dougdoug4> I'm not Burger King +<Dougdoug4> and I'll be DAMNED +<Dougdoug4> if you have it your way + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840 + Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:17:13 UTC +% +< IPv6Freely> I got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping for Rock +Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg. +< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that fucker just +made $4.85 off me! >:( +< Plazma-Rooolz> i think this qualifies fora FFFFUUUU +< Jenkens> lol +< tanner> bleh +< Tophat> hahahahahhahahahhaha +< ^Michael> owned + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841 + Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:20:08 UTC +% +<hiptobecubic> firefox keep segfaulting +... +<hiptobecubic> hfjardim, won't that tank your profile also? +<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: It sure will, bookmarks, everything. +<hiptobecubic> it's even crashing in -safe-mode +<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and give it a +go. +... +<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just ~/.mozilla +then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing that, backup first, +then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it all back. +... +<Pig_Pen> at least save the bookmarks.html if nothing else +... +<hiptobecubic> moving .mozilla didn't solve anything +... +<hiptobecubic> god this is like being back in 2007 +<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain site, +when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly? +<hiptobecubic> randomly +<fire|bird> straced it? +<hiptobecubic> oh goddamnit +<hiptobecubic> i killed my ff profile +<fire|bird> did you backup first? +<hiptobecubic> well i thought so +<hiptobecubic> well shit. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843 + Added: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:28:17 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> I'm debating if I want to go to this party tonight +< ninjabox> Will there be troubled girls just begging to be deflowered? +< ninjabox> sry, wasn't supposed to hit enter + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846 + Added: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:06:16 UTC +% +< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd +like it to be my decision + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847 + Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC +% +<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger... But yet i +use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac = i hate myself and +i didn't know it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848 + Added: Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:35:41 UTC +% +slackwarebob: I can't believe what a piece of crap FF is. +slackwarebob: you look at it and it crashes. +... +slackwarebob: crashes at startup while loading previously open session. +slackwarebob: which was running fine for 3 days. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849 + Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:30 UTC +% +<Plazma-Rooolz> what can i use instead of eggs? +<xnyx> little white orbs ejected from the chickens ass... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850 + Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:12:02 UTC +% +<+fire|bird> !pants agentc0re +<@AgentAnderson> agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the +ground! +<+agentc0re> \0/ +<+agentc0re> |`| <-- no pants.. +<+Scuzz> lol +<+chopp> |\| would have looked better. :P +<+agentc0re> but it's leaning the other way. |/| +<+agentc0re> to the right. :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851 + Added: Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:46:08 UTC +% +<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a bunch more +abortions +<+acidchild> CHEAATT +<@sativa_> there are soooo many recipes online + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852 + Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:03:48 UTC +% +In #bash ... + +<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now +<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds +<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language +that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh +<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters +<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names +<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master +script if that's at all possible. +<rmrfslash> I can't +<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh +<tuxdev> or use bash -c "" +<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a +report file in XML +<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done +<rmrfslash> or been asked to do +<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :) +<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether +<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding +<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc +<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean +<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code" +<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that +writes XML +<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski +<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy +<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh +<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ... +<rmrfslash> lol +<slava_dp> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853 + Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC +% +< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by slackware +developer ? +< manhunter> what do the slackware developer do ? +<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can not +volunteer +< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as developers +< manhunter> ? +<@alienBOB> Sure +< manhunter> what's the process to choose? +< manhunter> how do they choose? +< BP{k}> it involves lemons +<@alienBOB> It is a secret +< TheGroove> Lemons, and a party. +< dive> and a cup +< pseudonymous> cake, it's all about cake +<@alienBOB> That is only after you've been chosen +< BP{k}> the cake is a lie! +< Camarade_Tux> I think I don't want to know the details ^^ +< XGizzmo_> There is no spoon +<@alienBOB> We tried +<@alienBOB> It hurt too much +< BP{k}> alienBOB: is that why rworkman walked funny for a couple of days? +< dive> well that bash beat me +<@alienBOB> Actually Alan_Hicks was the victim +< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What the.. +damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854 + Added: Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:22:28 UTC +% +<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK! +<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855 + Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC +% +Delahunt| stupid question ... the intel i7 processor is an i786? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856 + Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:56:50 UTC +% +<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack running +in Qemu running on Slackware64-current. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857 + Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:49:37 UTC +% +<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for Linux! +<newbie2010> are they crazy or what + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858 + Added: Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:56:37 UTC +% +Channel window fail ;-) + +<< antiwire>> like how a wonderbra shapes those titties +<< antiwire>> oh shit. +<< dive>> haha +<< break19>> uh ok + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859 + Added: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:58:09 UTC +% +fire|bird: you must have tiny hands, I didn't feel a thing. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860 + Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:25:48 UTC +% +<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a lot of +actual quotes :-) +<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that< many quotes +to spam noobfarm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861 + Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:17:58 UTC +% +< BP{k}> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438 +< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and chat with +frequently, it could aid stalkers? +< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently, you're doing +it wrong. +< BP{k}> jkwood: that never stopped us from taking to straterra. ;) +< straterra> You've got it wrong +< straterra> If you've talked to me, I'm not stalking you +< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the wall, +your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well lubricated +and sore...I'm stalking you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862 + Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:27:29 UTC +% +<+Camarade_Tux> but remember, I still have to buy my cockring :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863 + Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:30:29 UTC +% +nix_chix0r ships free samples of ExtenZe +<Camarade_Tux> nope, no need for it here +<Camarade_Tux> you know, without balls, it's pretty useless anyway :-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864 + Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:33:12 UTC +% +* mag0o pumps fist in the air +* Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist +<+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867 + Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:41:18 UTC +% +Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink. +Cann0n * fails + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868 + Added: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:25:16 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869 + Added: Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:57:25 UTC +% +< PufferFish> Linux is for retrds + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871 + Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:49:39 UTC +% +<gavin___> WARNING: Package has not been created with 'makepkg' +<gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed. +<alisonken1noc> what was the command you used exactly? +<gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz +<gavin___> but it was a txz.asc +<gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872 + Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:35:02 UTC +% +< nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing, +/var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty? +< alienBOB> nathanbw: enable logging then? +< nathanbw> alienBOB, sweet. How? +< alienBOB> Edit the freaking conf file +* jkwood logs alienBOB +* alienBOB hits jkwood with a log +* pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875 + Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:02:17 UTC +% +<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere on the +net? +<jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com +* jkwood rolls his eyes +<thrice`> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876 + Added: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:34:31 UTC +% +Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but i was too +drunk to get it up +Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877 + Added: Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:11:05 UTC +% +<Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13 +<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used for +testing the next release of slackware +<Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware +<Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling +<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware 13.0. And +I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you are an experienced +Slacker +<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this +(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in your blog , +can I use it? +<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0 +<alienBOB> It even says so in that article +<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879 + Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:31:08 UTC +% +<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called alienBOB +making scripts and shit +<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working for them +<DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed +<DeputyDERPDERP> true story + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880 + Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:52:56 UTC +% +<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you know where +I could ask for NM support? +* NaCl braces himself +<+Delahunt> what is NM? +<+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico? +<+NaCl> NetworkManager +<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##gnome or some shit. +<+Alan_Hicks> #someshit may be the correct channel. +<+NaCl> #someshit is not actually a channel here. :P +<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##someshit. +<+NaCl> Nope. +<+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager. +* Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881 + Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:31:23 UTC +% +< ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal +< jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5. +< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand binary +and those who not. +< jkwood> I agree. +< jkwood> And you're definitely one of them. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:02:54 UTC +% +< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I shall now +more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and much appreciated +< rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway? +< rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all. +< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if it *were* +based on Slackware) +< Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat +< rworkman> Tough shit. +< Yanzie> So I came here, get over it? +< rworkman> I'll try to get over it. +-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ +-!- Yanzie was kicked from ##slackware by rworkman [Yanzie] +-!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman +< rworkman> There. I'm over it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:47:11 UTC +% +< byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars? +< rworkman> You don't swallow. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:57:45 UTC +% +< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the vsftp +service? +< rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't. +< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but still... +< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will cause +it to start at boot? +< Azeotrope> i know ssh does +< BP{k}> ... +< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is still not +encrypted. +< Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup? +< rworkman> *whoosh* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:29:50 UTC +% +-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has joined +##slackware +< Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with slackware +can any body to help me to setup it +< sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/ +< Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes +-!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has joined +##slackware +-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has quit +[Ping timeout: 252 seconds] +< Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body to help +me to repair it +< brainvision> have you got a network manager installed? +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes , ican access other device as eyh0 but i can +not use wireless +< brainvision> what network mamanger do you use? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it? +< brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday.. +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware +< brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware.. +< brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp +< brainvision> are you with the current? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes +< brainvision> uname -r what it says to you? +< brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel +< brainvision> I think you should try the huge one.. +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees it & love +slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now +< brainvision> uname -r +< brainvision> tell me the output please +< brainvision> :) +< brainvision> and try to follow me.. + * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show +< brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :) +< sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx +< brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his chipset.. +< brainvision> sahk0: no? +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the generic or the +huge kernel? +< brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it +< brainvision> :) +< brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using? +< brainvision> ok +< TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your current +kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded already. If it +doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell shipped your machine +with an incompatible wireless card. +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want to install slackware i pressed +inter to load kernel +< brainvision> I pressed inter? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press inter or f2 +< brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better solution.. +< brainvision> if you know how to do it.. +< TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v +< TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine. +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root +< TheGroove> This is taking too long. +-!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has quit +[Ping timeout: 252 seconds] +< brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack +< brainvision> :) +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware +< brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker +< brainvision> :) +< brainvision> so? +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host] +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing +< brainvision> ??? +< brainvision> what did you do? +< brainvision> first of all.. +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v +< brainvision> lspci +< brainvision> lspci -v +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root! +< Blue-Slacker> ok +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key.. +< brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right! +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( subsystem : +Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card +< TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of information. +< brainvision> TheGroove: :) +< TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43 +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now +< TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution. +< TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/ +< brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok +< brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM +< brainvision> :) +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error: +Connection reset by peer] +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware [] +-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now.. +< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 +802.11b/g (rev +< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes +< brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info on lspci? +< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 +802.11b/g (rev +< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now +< brainvision> somethin like BCM4312 +< brainvision> I think.. +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211 107059 2 B43. mac 80211 +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43 +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about +< brainvision> a stupid question.. +< brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down in the +preferences? +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0 +< brainvision> only 1 is allowed +< brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0 +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0 +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: +< brainvision> go www.pastebin.com +< brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg +< brainvision> as root +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any thing to +copy it to pastebin +< brainvision> yes no problem +< brainvision> but I think your wireless should work +< brainvision> I can't see where the problem is.. +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : YOU MUST GO +TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent frimware for this driver +version +< brainvision> ah ah +< brainvision> here we go +< brainvision> :) +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ? +< brainvision> what? +< brainvision> the solution..!!! +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok +< brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org +< brainvision> ???? +< brainvision> pardon.. +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download +< brainvision> +http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation +< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: +< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase it lost +charge +< brainvision> ac power? +< sahk0> someone should noobfarm him +< sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:54:26 UTC +% +rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and +the OS. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC +% +<jkwood> vbatts: ping +<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D +<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like. +<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!! +<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong.... +* thumbs flood pings rob0 +* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded") +* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0 +* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again... +<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you. +<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890 + Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC +% +<+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again? +<+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux +* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe. The display reads +[27] seconds. +<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the +correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium +and Germanium. +<+lf4> lol +<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird +* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers. +<+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon +<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird +-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson +[snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)] +* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra. The display reads [24] +seconds. +<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the +correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium, +Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium. +-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined +##slackware-offtopic +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson +<+lf4> Hahaha this should be good +<+Camarade_Tux> how did it react? +<+fire|bird> you'll see +<+Camarade_Tux> ^^ +-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [*BOOM!*. +(186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly painfull way)] +<+lf4> hahahaha +-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined +##slackware-offtopic +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson +<+fire|bird> hahahahahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891 + Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:02:28 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works +<Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892 + Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:11:39 UTC +% +< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like thrice` ;) +* pprkut ducks +* jkwood turkeys +< rob0> Such fowl humor! +< jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes? +< jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment. +< jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack. +< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send me his +bill. +< rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess. +< jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin. +< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't affected +my pidgeon. +< rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about. +< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, though. +< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl drop it +like it's hawk. +< rob0> I flew the coop. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893 + Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:41:53 UTC +% +<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on the +sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't turn it, +so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt when I whacked +my crotch on the seat :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894 + Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:31 UTC +% +<+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895 + Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:57:20 UTC +% +< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree i found +only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake? +< Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one? +< thrice`> it's probably still uploading. such bloat takes awhile, you know +< thrice`> or, still compiling +< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs update and +the last -current update. ;) +< BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;) +< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled. It's gotten +so big even the source code is self-aware. +< mancha> emacs compiles itself +< thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs? +< NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself? +< mancha> emacs killed chuck norris +< Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic +< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely. It's assumed that emacs is installed, given that +it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove. +< Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates +< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware it runs +on +< Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey +< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number of emacs +packages is close to infinity +< Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status? +< Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf +< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to sustain +its hunger for human flesh. +< mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running +< NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once +< mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics, +irc-over-emacs still works +< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks. And quantum holes +through space. +< raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support +< raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897 + Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:08:33 UTC +% +< rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :) +< chess> rworkman: hey Robby! :-) how ya doin? +< rworkman> chess: busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. +< XGizzmo> We need to go out and buy lotto tickets +* jkwood brings out the lemon barrel +< rworkman> hehe +* rworkman is afraid to ask why jkwood has a lemon barrell. +< jkwood> It's the ##slackware lemon barrel. +< rworkman> ah +< jkwood> For special occasions. +< XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900 + Added: Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:37:58 UTC +% +<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work, +etc. +<+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902 + Added: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:08:12 UTC +% +<phrags> hey guys +<Jessia> syug yeh +<phrags> everything ok ? +<Jessia> ? ko gnihtyreve +<BP{k}> phrags: kick ban Jessia please :) and thanks :) +<Jessia> ): sknaht dna ): esaelp aisseJ nab kcik :sgarhp +<Zordrak> phrags: yeh. great(!) +<Jessia> )!(taerg .hey :sgarhp +* ChanServ gave operator status to phrag +* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags +* Jessia left (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))) +<Zordrak> lol +<surrounder> yay +<phrags> someone beat me to it =P +<Zordrak> too little too late buddy :) +<Necos> woohoo! +<Necos> oper-killed +<phrags> well i did *just* get into work, give me a break =P + +in 3 minutes... + +* Guest85315 (~Star@60.52.107.88) joined ##slackware +<phrags> removepkg, upgradepkg +<Guest85315> gkpedargpu ,gkpevomer +<Necos> holy hell +<Guest85315> lleh yloh +<Necos> it's back >.> +<Guest85315> >.> kcab s'ti +* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags +* phrags banned *!*@60.52.107.88 +* slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned) +<phrags> i'll be here all day =P +<surrounder> phrags saves the day! +<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the +same oper +<surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904 + Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:49:10 UTC +% +<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude +stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =) +<ChunkySalsa> lol +<ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am +<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything +<ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason +<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be +able to figure that out +<phragmatic> thanks for the info =) +<ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs +<ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D +<phragmatic> i don't care, as long as users are happy... get a life mate +<ChunkySalsa> you are sad +<ChunkySalsa> sad sad sad +<ChunkySalsa> LOL +<ChunkySalsa> hahahahahaha, thats funny +<ChunkySalsa> you see that? +<ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark +<ChunkySalsa> <3 +<ChunkySalsa> epic fail + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906 + Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:10:58 UTC +% +<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full +<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken +so is + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907 + Added: Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:44:11 UTC +% +<raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup +<acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually +<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd +every time I went to sell it back + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908 + Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:15:15 UTC +% +<Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909 + Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:39:57 UTC +% +<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I +think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe +way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ? +<Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers +<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly +have an error +<Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it +<rizitis> I am root +<alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user +<alisonken1noc> ok +<Zordrak> then just open it with any editor +<rizitis> as root +<rizitis> ok I ll try thanks +<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi +and vim. +<alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems +<rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong... +<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and + right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I +kill it it stops.. +<alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode? +<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode +<rizitis> ops +<rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912 + Added: Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:02:09 UTC +% +<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is +deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore +<Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off +<alisonken1home> at least it likes itself + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913 + Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:32:39 UTC +% +<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's +already sitting on top of it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914 + Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:46:50 UTC +% +mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i +cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer +you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer" +<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me +<Skywise> i was worried about that +* ron1n XD + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915 + Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC +% +< Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky. +< SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it +< Peng> And you still have to get the rifle in place. +< SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van +< Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans. +< Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918 + Added: Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:42:44 UTC +% +(WTF?!) + +"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed +through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until +there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a +witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the +rate of growth of its container." + +--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919 + Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC +% +<strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware +<strato_> did you read and understand the whole code +<KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920 + Added: Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:24:17 UTC +% +<jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and + client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it + works on all genders. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921 + Added: Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:48:22 UTC +% +< binford2k> I'm such a dick +< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened +< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox +< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922 + Added: Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:45:15 UTC +% +* fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly +< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me +<iceland> O RLY? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923 + Added: Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:33:38 UTC +% +Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say +sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her +for details. | raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her +clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!! +<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom +<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK +<+raela> *sexual +<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening. +<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime +<+kethry> it is sexual +... +<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi +<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english) +... +<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a +quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual +part at all but to the pain part +<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the +ass? +<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean +it +... +<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase. +<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means, +according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a +pepper" +<+fire|bird> wow +<+raela> I think it just got worse +<+BP{k}> HAHAHA +<+raela> hahahaha +<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?! +<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good... +<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925 + Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC +% +In unsolicited /msg... + +<ne7work> hello, +<ne7work> can you unban me please :( +<ne7work> i'm new user of slackware +<ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927 + Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:00:35 UTC +% +< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened +< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed +< drecute> what could be wrong +< drecute> any ideas pls +< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port... +< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure +<@caker> wow :) +< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P +<@perihelion> Fail. +< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25. +The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port. +<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln <-- will show you what ports and addresses your +Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening +< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed +<@caker> drecute: well there you go. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928 + Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC +% +< frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script +because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929 + Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:44:48 UTC +% +< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says +invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930 + Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC +% +< dKingston> google is down +< dKingston> !down google.com +< linbot> dKingston: It's just you. +< dKingston> wat +< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ alert. if +your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404. +<@Perihelion> Owned. +< dKingston> :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931 + Added: Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:20:57 UTC +% +< dustybin> alienBOB: are you a vim user? +< alienBOB> dustybin: both vim and elvis +< dustybin> ok! +< alienBOB> On Windows, gvim is my default editor +< jkwood> Using elvis kills babby seals. +* alienBOB clubs jkwood + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932 + Added: Mon, 03 May 2010 20:53:30 UTC +% +>>>>>> Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at + least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes, + drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest. + How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!! +(+kethry) eviljames is a ponygirl? +* kethry blinks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933 + Added: Thu, 06 May 2010 00:41:41 UTC +% +<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of cock.. so.. rich +bitch then? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935 + Added: Sat, 08 May 2010 01:59:06 UTC +% +<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel patches +that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is even available +for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice looking desktop that will +determine if linux is viable alternative to the general public +<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements (or attics +in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE looks like ass. +<tsccof> lol +<tsccof> my grandfather who is 72 runs Arch Linux + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936 + Added: Sun, 09 May 2010 08:08:09 UTC +% +<hegemoOn> i will kill the former admin :) with -9 +<hegemoOn> :D +<lhunath> that's not nice. give him a chance to kill his children first. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937 + Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 13:25:26 UTC +% +twoshot_ : md5sum: slackware64-13.0-install-dvd.iso: Input/output error +twoshot_ : Does this mean I need to redownload the file?? +slava_dp : lol +twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished burning +it.. +slava_dp : check dmesg for disk errors +twoshot_ : slava: How do I do that? +thrice` : twoshot_, btw, 13.1 will be out VerySoon :> +Zordrak : twoshot_: type dmesg +twoshot_ : dmesg + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938 + Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 14:46:15 UTC +% +<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one fails, +the other should be sigkill'd. An array? +<Wulf> flow4: if you know the number of childs, that will work +<flow4> Wulf, and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use the ECHILD +error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that the only way? +<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good idea. +<aroach31291> lol +<aroach31291> i was waiting for that + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939 + Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 17:05:11 UTC +% +eviljames: !8ball am I gay? +AgentAnderson: eviljames: Of course. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944 + Added: Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:53 UTC +% +<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200? You know, the one +who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird? You know, the one you'd never look at +twice if she's standing next to an even moderately attractive lady? +<rworkman> | Well, flash is that girl. +<rworkman> | She's the only one left, so you go home with her. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945 + Added: Thu, 13 May 2010 00:16:39 UTC +% +<mancha> question: is ###channel the official ##channel channel or the +unofficial #channel channel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946 + Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 08:04:38 UTC +% +<guax> backups? i like to live dangerously +<guax> a.k.a. im too lousy to rsync +<guax> lazy +<guax> damn foreign language + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947 + Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 20:28:17 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> | who has the balls to switch to windows? +<alienBOB> | Azeotrope: why would one require balls for that? +<alienBOB> | A lot of women run Windows too +<Azeotrope> | a lot of men-with-one ball dual boot too + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950 + Added: Sun, 16 May 2010 18:22:46 UTC +% +< straterra> volkerdi: I modded rc.inet1 for iproute2 support +< volkerdi> straterra: we know how to do that, thanks +< volkerdi> does it replace ifconfig and route? +< straterra> It uses iproute2, so yes. +< volkerdi> bah + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953 + Added: Mon, 24 May 2010 21:45:10 UTC +% +Scuzz : omg i just got raped + Scuzz : morning +adrien : Scuzz: morning +adrien : Scuzz: with lube? + Scuzz : rofl + Scuzz : i wish it was + Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me +trhodes : haha + dive : o0 + Scuzz : she must of stretched out + Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole + dive : haha + Scuzz : i flew out of the bed + Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954 + Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 10:02:13 UTC +% +<+spook> acidchild: too fucking lazy. +<+spook> and busy +<+Necos> mostly just lazy +<+spook> no, busy +<+spook> sucking black dongs all day + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955 + Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 21:22:26 UTC +% +<alexwizard> hello +<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command to run +xorg or other graphic mode ? +<raela> startx +<alexwizard> not work, command not found +<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot to graphical +<raela> er.. did you install X? +<Vanger> Have you installed X? +<thrice`> alexwizard, startx gives you command not found? did you install x/ ? +<alexwizard> oo, no +<alexwizard> ok +<thrice`> o__O +<thrice`> 'hi, why doesn't X start without me installing it?' +<thrice`> :> + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956 + Added: Wed, 26 May 2010 15:00:43 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> I installed flightgear from Sbo but I cant find it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960 + Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 13:26:39 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> i still can't find flight gear + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961 + Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 14:09:03 UTC +% +< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the +grenades mentioned as well +< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that. +< FriedBob> lol +< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962 + Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear but i +don't know how to play it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964 + Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 11:55:01 UTC +% +<+slackytude|evil> you lose like 2-8% of cpu processing due to overhead +<+slackytude|evil> I/O performance loses more but is getting better +<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high performance DB +<+slackytude|evil> yet +<+alisonken1home> slackytude, you'd be surprised :) +<+slackytude|evil> alisonken1home, I tend to be +<+slackytude|evil> OMG! Did I just say that?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967 + Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 23:54:40 UTC +% +In #kde: + +<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues +<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you +think, what can be the problem? +<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice? +<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote +<Kalabok__> look +<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled +<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus? +<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu? +<Kalabok__> of course! +<alienBOB> Guessed as much + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969 + Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC +% +<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week.. the best +thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's easier +<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought it was +easier and faster than windows +<mako-dono> coming from vista +<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside... she +said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970 + Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:06:26 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled) +Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0 +... +<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where +you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section +with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10" +<alisonken1home> then logout/login +<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>" +<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :) +... +<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config, +restarted, but same thing +<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat +<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it? +<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes. +<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine? +<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that +<Azeotrope> ... +<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971 + Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC +% +< Zordrak> LOL #1960 -> #1961 -> #1964 +< slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :) +< surrounder> haha +< Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded +< straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972 + Added: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:05:26 UTC +% +<elench> mmm what happened to #slackbuild +<slackytude> #slackbuilds +<elench> thx +<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in slackbuilds +<Delahunt> because it's in slackware-whatever/source/n/ +<elench> so is apachetop and thats in slackbuilds +<mancha> no, if it is in the official slackware distrib it is NOT in +slackbuilds.org +<elench> http://slackbuilds.org/repository/13.1/system/apachetop/ +<mancha> ok and find it in the official distrib now +<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be in +slackware +<elench> adaptr either is httpd and thats in sourcetree +<mancha> elench did you suffer head injury as a child? +<chopp> no shit +<elench> mancha yes how did you know. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973 + Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:30:39 UTC +% +Azeotrope : Does anyone have a slackbuild for Qt3? +alienBOB : Slackware has +Azeotrope : don't kill me, but i can't find qt3 + mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir? + thrice` : http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/ +alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! + thrice` : +http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz +Azeotrope : alienBOB: +Azeotrope : thrice`: + thrice` : Azeotrope, +Azeotrope : it's the fourth or fifthj time i ask for a package + thrice` : poor thing + mancha : tenth time's the charm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974 + Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:08:49 UTC +% +# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)' + +06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork. +06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! +06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature. +it let's you choose the country +06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in +kde3-compat but: +06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK +06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3 +while you're running kde4? +06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same +error with other apps +06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky +06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found +appears when i try to install TorK +06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia +06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps? +slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I +will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo? +18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce +18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for +kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it +18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork, +not tor. +18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on +slackware? +slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia +or tork? +20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware +20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ? +20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR +20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in +(sl)apt-get install tork? + +# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975 + Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC +% +<Zordrak> omg. Windows Update stopped working.. check online for a +solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go to +Windows Update and install them then try again. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980 + Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:07:54 UTC +% +< Cann0n> mishehu: i've been using ati for about 12 years now +< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as ati +drivers +< evanton> Cann0n: did you count them? :) +< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big numbers :) +< Cann0n> evanton: fuck you. /ignored + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981 + Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:47:45 UTC +% +< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches to +hotshot mode and I over look the important things +< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I didnt +reread everything + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984 + Added: Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:24:13 UTC +% +( dartmouth) im 32 bit +( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does: + "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show? +( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1, + aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1 +( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^ +( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit +( BP{k}) *sigh* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985 + Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC +% +< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues in linux +that im now ignorant to it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986 + Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:20:03 UTC +% +<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg , +anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason) +<alisonken1noc> not sure - that was before my first slackware cd purchase +<Zordrak> it would appear to be a duck-billed platypus +<Zordrak> Famous for being one of only two mammals that lay eggs +<Zordrak> Whether that's significant or not I don't know. +<Scuzz> lol +<Scuzz> thats what happens when ducks and penguins have sex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987 + Added: Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:57:54 UTC +% +< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I download it? +< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there was a way +to find it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990 + Added: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:27:13 UTC +% +<adrien> crocket: take a look at mesa.SlackBuild +<crocket> adrien : There is no mesa.SlackBuild in slackbuilds.org + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991 + Added: Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:59:26 UTC +% +< ioan> hi. can ssh tunneling be made over udp? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992 + Added: Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:01 UTC +% +<leontopod> vesa is just an extra layer of crap, right? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994 + Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:51:28 UTC +% +<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right? +<pprkut> yep +<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/ +<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects +<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png +<leontopod> that's what I have +<leontopod> for system setting +<leontopod> for system settings +<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;) +<thrice`> #sex? really?? +<pprkut> lol +<leontopod> #sex!? +<leontopod> where!? +<alear> #sex & #poetry +<leontopod> oh right +<leontopod> on ircnet +<leontopod> sure +<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex +<leontopod> have been for ten years +<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot +<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995 + Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC +% +* NightTiger is sorry AMD bought ATI and not nVidia +<crocket> sahko : many laptops have ATI cards. +* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open source +their drivers. +<crocket> Is ATI not the same as radeon? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996 + Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:32:35 UTC +% +<crocket> slava_dp: wget is not very good. +<Mel-nix> crocket: Why? +<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from alienBOB's +repository. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997 + Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:10:53 UTC +% +<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi +<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in +statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do *not* edit the +config file by hand" +<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998 + Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC +% +dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue with the +generated configuration files and not compiz +dartmouth: *wouldn't know +alienBOB: dartmouth: I think I will do better just ignoring you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999 + Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:27:11 UTC +% +<dartmouth> is that sort of like spending the majority of our time doing +something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities not to +adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that? look inward, +buddy. +<alienBOB> Working on Slackware is inhuman? +<alienBOB> How interesting. Lucky for me I am an alien then +<dartmouth> hah :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000 + Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:54:33 UTC +% +<@bob_deep> never got into Dr. Who +<@amrit|wrk> who? +<@bob_deep> huh +<@amrit|wrk> i dunno, somethin about first base +* Alan_Hick prefers third. +<@bob_deep> Alan_Hick....why do i know that name... +< Alan_Hick> What a perfect nick to ask that question + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001 + Added: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:58:16 UTC +% +<briareus> thanks MLanden I think this pcmanfm will work just fine +<MLanden> briareus, which version are you using? +<briareus> which version of what? +<briareus> /bin/sh: /etc/slackware-version: Permission denied +<briareus> Slackware 13.0.0.0.0 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002 + Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:56:44 UTC +% +< dustybin> lmsensors comes with the full slackware 13.1 install +< dustybin> i run sensors-detect +< dustybin> but it did not create a /etc/rc.d/rc.lmsensors file +< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO): YES +< dustybin> Copy prog/init/lm_sensors.init to /etc/init.d/lm_sensors +< dustybin> i cannot locate lm_sensors.init anywhere +< dustybin> could this be the work of a virus or something worse? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003 + Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:56:18 UTC +% +< Azeotrope> would fluxbox run w/o X? +< mancha> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004 + Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:21:50 UTC +% +<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee +) +<Iraqi> no one know :| +<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 ) +??????? +<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux +<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support +hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ? +<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is: "when in the course of numan events an +operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard, +insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to +have certain inalienable right, among these... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005 + Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC +% +< dustybin> adaptr: sensors-detect created a new dir +< dustybin> /etc/sysconfig/ +< dustybin> -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 608 Jul 7 20:25 lm_sensors +< adaptr> weird, it didn't for me +< dustybin> eek +< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into wherever +you want to autoload from +< dustybin> maybe this could be the work of a malicious viral infection? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007 + Added: Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:37:41 UTC +% +<SunTzu> hep hep hep; i need to use perl to test if a file is -r (test's) how? +<raela> probably easy to google +<SunTzu> prolaby, but i wanna chat too :) +<SunTzu> interactive hep +<raela> google'd be faster +<SunTzu> dont be stingy with your knowlege +<SunTzu> if you know someth then pls answer +<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google if it +were my question +<SunTzu> then dont talk to me +<SunTzu> ignored +<raela> haha +<SunTzu> anyone else? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008 + Added: Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:47:37 UTC +% +02:19 <+fire|bird> hey Cann0n +02:22 <+Cann0n> how goes it fire|bird? +02:23 <+fire|bird> goes alright, you? +02:23 <+Cann0n> been on a real workout kick +02:24 <+Cann0n> i walk/jogged 5 miles tonight +02:24 <+Cann0n> i actually used my feet for something else other than +skateboarding and picking up shit when i'm barefoot + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009 + Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:41:37 UTC +% +<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out of +measuring cups and tupperware +<+raela> I go through too many bowls :P +<+raela> man, back in undergrad in the dorms, I only had one bowl +<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed it once +a week :D +<+raela> err +<+raela> I mean in that we didn't have a sink +<+raela> so I would just have leftover milk in it +<+BP{k}> ... +<+Necos> yuck +<+fire|bird> that's just.... +<+Necos> unsanitary? +<+Necos> forget the fact that i'm lactose intolerant... +<+fire|bird> lol +<+fire|bird> imagine the mold in that one poor bowl. +<+raela> hey it got used daily. and didn't kill me +<+raela> I didn't get sick, either +<+raela> sometimes I put spaghettios over top of the milk, too :D +<+raela> never did do milk over spaghettios +<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the way you +are today. :P +<+raela> nah, trust me, I was like this before + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010 + Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:35:35 UTC +% +< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have the +following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz +< cacao> When I do a find I found this : /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz +< adrien> xterm -s /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz +< adrien> ? +< Zordrak> cacao: why are you giving it a font as a shell? +< cacao> I have this error : No absolute path found for shell: +/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz +< cacao> Zordrak: ??? +< slava_dp> lol +* adrien learns to read + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012 + Added: Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:39:41 UTC +% +popl: what's with #slackhappy? +popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought +up netiquette. +popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013 + Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC +% +< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How do I +enable it? +< SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is? +< Craighton> yes +< SelfishMan> are you sure? +< Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive +< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know how it +works and how to enable it +< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing to do +with what most people think it does +< Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled + +*headdesk* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017 + Added: Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:15:40 UTC +% +rabbitea1 : how can I put 40 gigs of mp3's into one file? +adrien : rabbitea1: honestly? by kicking yourself in your head +tsccof : rabbitea1: tar it? +rabbitea1 : adrien: no seriously +rabbitea1 : cat them together? +adrien : you want a 40GB mp3? +rabbitea1 : yes! +tsccof : rabbitea1: cat them +adrien : and you expect players to work ok with such things? +adrien : why do you want to do that? +rabbitea1 : mplayer will +rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018 + Added: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:02:11 UTC +% +<sickn3ss> guys need a good firewall for my slackware +<sickn3ss> :D +<gnubien> sickn3ss: depends on your needs, slackfire works good for me +<sickn3ss> I will give it a try :D +<Skywise> whats wrong with iptables? +<arfon> It was written by aliens +<Skywise> bob writes lots of stuff, its ok +<arfon> (the UFO kind) +<Skywise> yeah, thats him +<sickn3ss> I've configured IP tables :P just want another one. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:50:00 UTC +% +<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could +be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it +would be hilarious if #ffffff was a powerful number + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC +% +<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft." "... yes." "I +thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC +% +<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the slackware +version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu utility is in +slackware. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022 + Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:54:19 UTC +% +<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll give +it a go though... w/e +<shell-fu> i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless +<shell-fu> to go with my useless life + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023 + Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:57:36 UTC +% +< meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10? +<@caker> our RAID goes to 11. +<@Perihelion> I can count to potato. +< meharo> woul you mind explaining me i :) +<@caker> it's one louder than 10 +< Nivex> Perihelion: Do you get your Thursdays from a banana? +<@Perihelion> Yes. +< Nivex> Sweet! +< meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026 + Added: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:18:18 UTC +% +< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack is +super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv +< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two here: +https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP +< pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice +< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html +<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to put things +< Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow +<@pparadis> haha +< pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new +directories in / +* pigdude roots about +<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default +< RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks +< pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd +< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks and +there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i dont like it +what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config? +<@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027 + Added: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:49:55 UTC +% +< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown? +< clint-> nyRednek, no.. >_< +< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit +< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel.. +-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware +["Leaving"] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030 + Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC +% +< SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love! +< mwalling> no, thats Yaakov +< mwalling> mines smaller +< Solver> most men aren't prepared to admit i +< mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it +< Solver> only sligtly +< Marius> yes, yes it is. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031 + Added: Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:04:27 UTC +% +dustybin: fortune just said +dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can. +dustybin: LOL +m3tti: lol +m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone +m3tti: /s/place/space +alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032 + Added: Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:26:20 UTC +% +<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other girl name +during the deed once +<+antiwire> it weirded me out totally +<+BP{k}> heh.. interesting... +<+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird. +<+antiwire> I was all -_- +<+antiwire> lol +<+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;) +<+antiwire> lmao +<+antiwire> omfg + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033 + Added: Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:27:49 UTC +% +<+pupit> &op +<@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op +capability. +<+trhodes> that is some weird quoting +<+fire|bird> &op trhodes pupit +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo trhodes pupit] by SirBotsAlot +<@pupit> yay +<@pupit> :D +<@pupit> and sahko? +<@pupit> c'mon +<@trhodes> yay! +<@pupit> :D +<+fire|bird> &op surrounder sahko +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo surrounder sahko] by SirBotsAlot +<@surrounder> ALL OPS ARE JACKASSES +<@surrounder> oh fuck +<+fire|bird> hahahaha +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [-o surrounder] by surrounder +<@pupit> ahhahahah +<@trhodes> hahahaha +<+fire|bird> PERFECT timing +<+surrounder> \o/ +<@pupit> noobfarm! +<+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034 + Added: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:23:17 UTC +% +<@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge) +without cash :/ +<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off the streets + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037 + Added: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:59:05 UTC +% +<@pparadis> i'm a little teapot +<@SelfishMan> short and stout +<@pparadis> this is my handle +<@SelfishMan> this is my spout +<@pparadis> when i get all steamed up +<@SelfishMan> hear me shout +<@pparadis> tip me over +<@SelfishMan> and pour me out +<@SelfishMan> at least I think that is how it goes +<@pparadis> today's sesame street was brought to you by the number 6667, +SelfishMan, and pparadis +* SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy +<@pparadis> that's a great idea + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041 + Added: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:19:08 UTC +% +< fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE +< fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity. +< fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome. +< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a plasma TV? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047 + Added: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:46:14 UTC +% +17:53:46 <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I got hit by a +car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that have schizofrenia +17:53:53 <Reticenti> ah +17:54:16 <Reticenti> good thing linux is multiuser then, eh? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:03:23 UTC +% +<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet? +<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM" +<cpunches> That was my dad :/ +<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman +<Dominian> That's just sad. +<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister? +<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC +% +<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to a +vegetable. It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but it'll never +understand a single fucking thing you say. +<+agentc0re> being a vegetable win! +<+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:49:49 UTC +% +<raela> fuck straight men! oh.. wait + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:58:45 UTC +% +<bagira> It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:31:45 UTC +% +<terry> I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor. +<terry> I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055 + Added: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:40:07 UTC +% +< resno> im in edt? +< MrWork> you are till november sometime +< MrWork> then you'll be back in EST +< resno> are you saying we change time zones? +< notKlaatu> http://www.noobfarm.org/ +< MrWork> daylight savings time resno +< resno> MrWork: im fully aware of daylight savings time. +< MrWork> i wouldn't say fully then +< resno> my clock says 11:12 am. +< MrWork> so does mine +< MrWork> but we are in daylight time atm +< MrWork> so it's EDT +< resno> thats what im asking, which time zones? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059 + Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:15:41 UTC +% +arfon : KaMii: do you like POTs? +KaMii : arfon: i dont do drugs, drugs are bad + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060 + Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:40:27 UTC +% +< Yaakov> I don't want a Kindle. There must be something wrong with me. +< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on their +own +< tjfontaine> Yaakov: me too, and I love apple stuff +<@pparadis> Yaakov: if so, something is wrong with me, too. +< mdcollins> I'm with you on that one Yaakov. +< Guspaz> mwalling: Are the notes not tied to the book? +< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored in a +plan text file +< Guspaz> Ah. +<@pparadis> i still read words printed on dead trees every day. +< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not the reason +< mdcollins> tjfontaine, Kindle isn't apple >_< + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061 + Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:02:57 UTC +% +< Crenn-NAS> 2.8v? It can't tolerate 3.3v? +< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's a $100-150 +part, do you want to risk it? +< ghostfish> when you can use a pair of resistors to make it safe? +< ghostfish> 10 cents +< ghostfish> 4 solder joints +< Crenn-NAS> ghostfish: To me resistors are so hackish +< dr_jkl> ... +< dr_jkl> i can't believe i just saw that. +< slide> lol +< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental components of +electronics? +< ghostfish> fundamental 4 components + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062 + Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:34:20 UTC +% +<crocket> busybox is a linux distro + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063 + Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:52:20 UTC +% +<ZokkeR> can somebody help me with slackware 13.1 64bit burning? +<CapnBP{k}> ZokkeR: you need 2 32bits burners for that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064 + Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:41:10 UTC +% +< iluminator101> so back to my question +< notKlaatu> like we said, xinitrc +< Peter64> exec /usr/bin/lxde +< delwin> http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/LXDE +< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's if you + ever bother to open a web browser and look +< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it has openbox +< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then install + the wm of choice +< MrJackson> because thats not how ubuntu works + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065 + Added: Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:13:53 UTC +% +< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper bag is +since you shy away from water +< ubuntuWorkDann> s/web/web + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066 + Added: Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:43:49 UTC +% +raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class yesterday.. one +question was asking what the first and the last thing you should do is when you +come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one person put wash your hands or +other body parts that might come in contact with the horse D: + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067 + Added: Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:52:21 UTC +% +hideki: Does anybody ever cuddle their computer ? +gniks: i do, no one else wants to cuddle with me +hideki: I know how you feel +hideki: The macs are quite cute + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068 + Added: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:41:18 UTC +% +< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager +< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards +< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never +be a problem in the first place) +<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;) +< Alan_> pparadis: what about it? +<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D +< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P +< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel.... +<@pparadis> i'm aware. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070 + Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC +% +<@HoopyCat> !ipinfo geneseebrewing.com +<+kohabot> HoopyCat: Man, you really screwed up. +<@HoopyCat> kohabot: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME BY MY BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071 + Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:25:06 UTC +% +<hidekazu> slackware is evil +<adrien> so, that was the word of god? took 56 minutes to say it? +<hidekazu> :-D +<Skywise> metatron is a slow typist +<adrien> argh, 54 minutes =/ +<hidekazu> I have another message from god... +<Skywise> we've already heard it +<dive> is it /quit ? +[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit IRC: +Quit: (Yes, it is) +<dive> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072 + Added: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 18:39:50 UTC +% +Anonymous: you're fucked dude +Chris Punches: awwwww dude +Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right? +Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you +Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well. im sure this beer has the +answer." into the beer while you pop the top off +Chris Punches: and +Chris Punches: magically +Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant +future, or not at all depending on the circumstances + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073 + Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC +% +< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l` in +.xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of gnome +and/or liable to load gnome settings? +< gaurav__> i am using xfce +< mancha> that could be, i am unawarew of what nvidia does... +< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't trust +gnome not to :) +< mancha> well what config file does nvidia-setting -l load? +< mancha> look in there +< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options, but like +I said I don't trust gnome +< mancha> cat ~/.nvidia-settings-rc +< EthanG> nofin, lol +< mancha> good luck. +* EthanG starts suspecting HAL +< mancha> nah +< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of your setup +< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>) with +mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL +< mancha> sounds like you're very confused to me :) +< EthanG> well it obviously isn't anything sane that's enabling it +< mancha> i don;'t know what that means. +< mancha> why did you bring up gnome, have you added gnome to slackware? +< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can cross that +one off then +< admboom> LOL Monday Morning entertainment. +< EthanG> ... unless those libs I don't recognize are xfce libs XD +< mancha> is ethang a known troll? +< sahko> Slackware of course has gnome libs. they're even used by kde +< EthanG> mancha: I'm just pissed off with all this crazy in my OS, lol +< EthanG> thank you sahko +< sahko> i didnt follow the discussion, i just read the last part +< mancha> we noticed +< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An virgin +slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074 + Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:10:57 UTC +% ++antiwire: oh man :))))) ++BP{k}: you got laid? ++antiwire: times 10 ++BP{k}: lies. ++BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;) ++BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW. ++agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire? ++BP{k}: HAHAHAHA ++antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her ++antiwire: lol ++agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too?? Brave man! ++BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;) ++antiwire: lmao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC +% +09:39 <resno> so, i want to do stress testing on a site. what should iuse? +09:40 <Integgroll> 4chan + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:47:52 UTC +% +< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion +<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089> +-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode +<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's +normal when a system is redeployed. +<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your +workstation. +< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a +nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS +CHANGED." What do I do now?" +<@pparadis> diwwin: see above +< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter??? +<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post +< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows +<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts +<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right? +< diwwin> ubuntu karmic +<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line. +save the file and connect via ssh again. +< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat??? +<@pparadis> i have no idea. +< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks. +<@pparadis> np +< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with +keystrokes??? +<@pparadis> Alt+F4? +-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC +% +< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for +cats. +< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees" +< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC +% +< Integgroll> .wik snookie +< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then +refrigerated +< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her +nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on +the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." - +http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie +< Integgroll> No, no no no no no + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC +% +< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again +< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows. +< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context + "you are confusing me for pegwole" :) +< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082 + Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC +% +<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook. + three swipes the left, one swipe up, two + diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left, + and bang! text. +< pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right + triangle? +< Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is + that? +<+notKlaatu> a dumb one +< Integgroll> obviously +< ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for + you but not easily displayed in IRC + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083 + Added: Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:59:09 UTC +% +< pegwole> Slackware Linux, the best of 1995 on 3 disks. +< Kirok> The best 1995 has to offer +<+jlindsay> Pat said that for real one day on tllts. + Something like Slackware hasn't been + relevant since 1995. +< pegwole> I changed it to make it more current. +< pegwole> Also I shouldn't talk smack about Slackware, + Alan Hicks might kick my ass. +< ClaudioM> hahahah +< ClaudioM> only if you say it in ##slackware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084 + Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:14:26 UTC +% +< diwwin> caker: no. what does that chown do? +< diwwin> caker: I might have. I am too new at this. +<@caker> diwwin: who owns these? ls -dl /var/log/ /bin/ /usr/ +< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory (and all +it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir +< diwwin> I just noticed everyting in /etc/ is also owned by aegir. +< diwwin> Is it time to redeploy Karmic? +<@caker> diwwin: k, reinstall. +< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I say... fuck +aegir +< diwwin> caker: What does k, reinstall do? +<@Perihelion> -.o +< diwwin> atourino: aegir is the goal +< atourino> he's saying you should do a clean reinstall +< atourino> ok, reinstall +< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I just laugh +to keep from crying. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085 + Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:31:05 UTC +% +< JessiJames> question: why just feature gnome? +< Kent> Cause it's ubuntu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086 + Added: Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:34:47 UTC +% +< ericoc> 0 +< pparadis> 1 +< Perihelion> 2 +< pparadis> 0b11 +< ericoc> 3 +< pparadis> you lose +< ericoc> yes +< Perihelion> Wow Phil you piece of shit why would you do that +< Perihelion> holy crap +< pparadis> hahahaha +< pparadis> <-- asshole + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087 + Added: Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:04:58 UTC +% +raela: there should be an irc age limit +rob0: If there was an age limit, I'd be too old for IRC! +thumbs: old fart. +rob0: I prefer the title of Senior Flatulent. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088 + Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:09:36 UTC +% +James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the lzop +compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a clean slack13.1 +install +adrien : g4l? and lzop isn't meant for hihgh compression +James____ : ghost4linux +James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or something so +it become smaller +adrien : James____: use bzip2 or xz/lzma2 +adrien : (I prefer xz/lzma2) +Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every bit from +harddrive then image is size of harddrive +Master-Passe : if you don't use some compression +ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the fact that +you're backing up the entire block device [or partition], rather than a +filesystem +adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap bs=1M', +it'll help compression +ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk space +[which is full of junk eventually] +adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file impossible +James____ : I used the default lzop encryption +adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the partition +adrien : s/encryption/compression/ +James____ : err +James____ : compression +James____ : :) +James____ : so the lzop image i have can i somehow make it smaller +James____ : or must i make a new g4l image with another compression +adrien : the best thing would be to tar instead of ghost +adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need for the +whole drive/partition rather than only its content +ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by not +packing a truck full of garbage in the first place +James____ : so if making new images +James____ : which compressions must i use in g4l +adrien : ananke++ +adrien : well said :-) +ananke : James____: doesn't really matter +James____ : it has gzip,lzop,gzip2 +Master-Passe : James____: non of those helps +James____ : it says in documentation lzop will be smaller and run faster +ananke : James____: lzop is fine. again, the issue is not with compression +adrien : lzop faster than bzip2? tell me who wrote that so I can burn him +Master-Passe : :D +adrien : s/faster/smaller/ of course ;-) +James____ : so i should try with bzip2 intead of lzop? +ananke : wow. it's like a brick wall +Master-Passe : :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089 + Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:22:15 UTC +% +< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea consumer. Coffee +on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in my office since the one in +the lounge is crap. +<@pparadis> Ovron: would you say that you're interested in tag bags? +< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please clarify +:p +<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag that you +might be keenly interested in. +<@pparadis> it is a family recipe. +< Ovron> Let us hear about it. +<@pparadis> it's all organic, i assure you. +< Ovron> I am a bit worried what this entails now +<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person, so +that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice hotel in AC +for this very purpose. +< Ovron> I do not like the sound of this :( +<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear the +unkown, as i am a nice guy. +< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed or any +other close-by person, record it, and youtube it. +<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance with +adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from that crack in the +ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored the lesson to your specific +needs! +<@Perihelion> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +* Ovron feels stalked +<@pparadis> no no no you're a star! +<@Perihelion> . +<@Perihelion> YOU +<@Perihelion> ARE MY +<@Perihelion> SHININ STAR +< Ovron> yay + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090 + Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:18:46 UTC +% +< dustybin> ananke: i never read man pages, i find that cheating +< deco> o_o +< ananke> dustybin: that makes no sense +< adrien> tar + xz + gpg then xD +< adrien> lol +< ananke> but whatever. suit yourself +< dustybin> i dont have gpg setup, i imagine that will be a serious pain +* thrice` hopes it was sarcasm, but fears it wasn't +< dustybin> :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091 + Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:45:29 UTC +% ++raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current +sheet as .csv ++Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving.. ++raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after ++Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should. ++Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the +warning... ++raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago ++Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what +YOU TOLD IT TO DO. ++raela: 3 months of shit lost over this ++raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves ++Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock. ++Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way. ++raela: work on stretches then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092 + Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC +% ++Necos: +http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=1 ++Necos: :D ++Necos: i don't even watch that show, but DAMN! ++hitest: Necos: great. now I'm half-pissed and I've got serious wood ++Necos: lol ++Necos: congrats hitest :) ++hitest: :-) +* BP{k} looks at noobfarm ;) ++hitest: lmao ++BP{k}: and good evening hitest :) ++hitest: hiya BP{k} :) ++Necos: lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093 + Added: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:58:21 UTC +% +<notKlaatu> beds are for pansies. +<cobra2> and people that get laid + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094 + Added: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:47:58 UTC +% +<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would let + you do *anything*.. if she could stick her fist in your +ass once +<+antiwire> I just hardlocked + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096 + Added: Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:44:13 UTC +% +< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1# +< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root? +< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in +< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile +< Ideka> oh ok +< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude +< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env +< antiwire_> and privs +< Ideka> woah, that did the trick +< Ideka> will it stay like that? +< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root +< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root. +< NaCl> what thumbs said +< Ideka> I wont +< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope. +< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell +< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb +-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving] +< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that? +< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell +< NaCl> $SHELL -l +-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware +< Ideka> where? +-!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage +< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working +as it should but now bash shows me as user at least +< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles +< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc? +< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells? +< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it +< thumbs> why is he still running X as root? +< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu +< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing +probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was +able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing +:) +< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window? +< NaCl> Konsole. +< Ideka> that +< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour +< NaCl> yes +< Ideka> In edit -> preferences? +< NaCl> No. +< thumbs> wow. +< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser +< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal. +< Ideka> yes I know +< Ideka> i mixed up the names +< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware? +< Ideka> yes +< danc3> ummm, I don't think so +< Ideka> why? +< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION +< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu +< Ideka> Yeah +< danc3> yeah +< Ideka> I have two computers +< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop +< danc3> I see +< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles +< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar... +< NaCl> in konsole? +< Ideka> yes +< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware? +< Ideka> 13.1 +< NaCl> uhm... +< Ideka> 64 bits +< NaCl> It's in one of the menus +< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find +< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/ +< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet? +< Ideka> yes, I did long ago +< thumbs> ok, good. +< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here +< NaCl> *Konqueror +< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running +< Ideka> I don't know what version I have +< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole +< NaCl> And not Terminal? +< Ideka> ... no +< Ideka> it is probably Terminal +< NaCl> ok... +< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem +< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it +< Ideka> thanksss :) +< NaCl> Sure thing. +< danc3> whew +< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097 + Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC +% +< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble accessing a +thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393 +< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive flickers like +it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when there are definitely files +on it +< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem last night +and it worked just fine +< hooplah> reinstalled this morning with ext4 and now it doesnt +< hooplah> tmpfs tmpfs 510480 0 510480 0% /dev/shm +< hooplah> /dev/sde1 vfat 7881636 40 7881596 1% /tmp/blah +< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything off the usb +drive +< adamk> Perhaps the filesystem is screwed up? +< adamk> Heh. +< hooplah> fml +< hooplah> i just lost like..... +*-- hooplah has quit (Quit: leaving) #slackware +< adamk> Everything. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099 + Added: Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:29:18 UTC +% +< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on the mac.... +this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now. +< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of them would +be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100 + Added: Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:36:16 UTC +% +<+?HS^^> hello +<+?HS^^> does america have black and white cows? +<+Dominian> Do stupid questions get asked daily? +<+?HS^^> do you know what is a cow?? +<+?HS^^> or do you only know what is a hamburger?? +<+Dominian> I rest my case. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101 + Added: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:39:48 UTC +% +chee : i had a conversation with a girl about focus-follows-mouse +chee : it was the most erotic chat of my life + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102 + Added: Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:10:51 UTC +% +( Rhisa) I'm looking at methods on how to penetrate myself. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103 + Added: Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:29:06 UTC +% +< mattryan29> how do i check if curl is enabled +<@irgeek> which curl +< mattryan29> didn't know there is more than one +* irgeek headdesk + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104 + Added: Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:24:05 UTC +% +< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog +saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com. +The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass" +< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that +< JshWright> hahahaha +< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read +it? +< iStef> hehe sorry!got it! +< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105 + Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC +% +-!- MiNg123 [~fsdfd@173.220.127.18] has joined #suse +< MiNg123> how do i see my ip address ? +< NaCl> ifconfig +< NaCl> Unless your IP is 173.220.127.18 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107 + Added: Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:02:35 UTC +% +< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild +< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of +root user +< ikhider> and then adjust from root user +< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that +users dont have write access to +< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain? +< macavity> i just did +< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty +< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal +/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz +< macavity> *reinstall +< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel, +xorg or mesa +< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck +< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for +my twin monitors, correct? +< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a +user +< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc +< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin +(guess why?) +< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver +fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as +root' and that is when I lose my GUI +< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to +adjust my screens\ +< macavity> you GUI?!? +< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow +< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running... +< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay +< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-) +- +< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers +< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI +went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs +< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick +in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE +< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message +that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root +< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem +< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI +< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui? +< raela> configuring X should be done without X running +< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as +user, every permutation +< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut +off? did it give an error? +< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved +into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf +< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without +knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what +you're trying to do and why it isn't working +< ikhider> And that brings back the gui +< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it +< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps +< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in +the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X +< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor? +< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need +< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option +when I fire it up which is weird + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108 + Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC +% +< Rhisa> Hm. +< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt +(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your +installation!" +< MLanden> Rhisa: which application? +< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2 +< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :| +< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of +slackware. (it's in extra/) +< Rhisa> Gah. +< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient. +< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3 +< Rhisa> It's old. +< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page: +http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html +< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think). +< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial +< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday. +< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'. +< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years +old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps. +start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4 +< Rhisa> Yap. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC +% +<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her + website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add + special things +<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google, + she definitely needs to add... +<Tadgy> .... pornography :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog. +And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error +somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;) +<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa +<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC +% +< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to + compose and send text messages... +< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting. +< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says + "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT + YOU ARE MY SON. I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY + PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF + UNTIL MONDAY. LOVE YOU. DAD." His fingers, + I must break them. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113 + Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC +% +<warren> oh nice, discounts for annual payment +<GLaDOSDan> bigger discounts for bi-anally +<GLaDOSDan> er, annually +<Peng> That's an awesome word. +<Peng> I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's awesome. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114 + Added: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:53:25 UTC +% +crocket| wikileaks +trhodes| licky weeks +mancha| sticky cheeks +mancha| billy reeks +phrag| micky meets? +mancha| ricky sneaks +hexhawk| biggy zeaks +mancha| pinky teets +phrag| sticky beeks +hexhawk| licky tweets +mancha| meaty cheeks +phrag| bed time o/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116 + Added: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 03:56:57 UTC +% +crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive doesn't work. +crocket : I think it's curl +crocket : I inspected quvi source code and saw that curl was the cause. +crocket : Maybe curl should be rebuilt. +adrien : crocket: curl seems to work alright, why should it be rebuilt? +crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals with +youtube. +crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves the problem. +crocket : It's a rule of thumb + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118 + Added: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:30:29 UTC +% +<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues +<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve' +slackware +<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira. +<+trhodes> lol +<+rat409> lol +<+trhodes> &s of that is +<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira. +<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :) +<+trhodes> hehe yeah + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119 + Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC +% +lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin, +and write to stdout? +gnubien : lilililili: flip? +lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not +adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then +lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl... +adaptr : or even sed, possibly +mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in> +adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use? +adrien : what for? +[...] +adrien : and about the use? +adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is +going to be fun +mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal? +adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P +lilililili : mancha: its a video file, +adrien : and well, "to stdout" +adrien : ugh +adrien : and what do you expect it to do? +mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal. +mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena? +adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will +do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file. +adaptr : *no longer +mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second. +lilililili : adaptr: i know, +adrien : and what do you expect the result to be? +lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs +mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not +have any snooper view it +lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption +adrien : oh, really weak... +lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads +computer +adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead +adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF) +mancha : hahahaha +adaptr : that's... wow +mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat + :) +pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P +adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question +mancha : it was very simple +adrien : Problem X Y +adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem +lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its +interesting +lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is +fast +adaptr : use steganography +adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that +pprkut : pr0n on steroids + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2120 + Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC +% +<+antiwire> &roulette spin +<@QuadCoreDamage> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky? +<+antiwire> &roulette +<@QuadCoreDamage> *click* +<+macavity> lol +<+hitest> &roulette +<@QuadCoreDamage> *click* +<+hitest> \o/ +<+fiyawerx> what happens if you lose? +<+fiyawerx> &roulette +.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage (BANG!) +* QuadCoreDamage reloads and spins the chambers. +<+antiwire> lol +<+hitest> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121 + Added: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:25:24 UTC +% +< sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz +< alienBOB> Guess + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123 + Added: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:16:12 UTC +% +MystKid| yeah after install i did nvidia-xconfig and then reboot -n +dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows. +dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X. +MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha +Tadgy| Yes it is! don't confuse the poor guy, dive. +ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either +dive| heh +raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work +ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected +Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the +second. +gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;) +dive| No ananke is. +MystKid| he likes buttplugs +Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :) +MystKid| i am guessing +ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient +dive| I doubt it. +ananke| dive: bend over + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126 + Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC +% +< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and +installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old +package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas? +< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary +file +< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently? +< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri. +< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds. +< gniks> hmmm not sure +... +< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable +< Wharncliffe> /sbin/ldconfig <-- run that +< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute +binary file +< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch. +< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit? +< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit. +< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig +< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), +statically linked, not stripped +< peacedog> ? +< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ? +< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then. +< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your +system +< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the +mailling list? +< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ? +< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0 +< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127 + Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC +% +<+ raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall +<+ NaCl> &indeed +<@QuadCoreDama> Indeed. +<+ raela> maybe take out a kid with it +<+ hitest> raela: netbook acting up? +<+ raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all +<+ hitest> bummer +<+ raela> having to do everythigb on the phone +<+ raela> its not swnding the passkey at all +<+ raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr +<+ raela> what eler csn rven be eesey +<+ raela> ugh ful tio +<+ antiwire> WTF are you talking about woman?!?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129 + Added: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:56:11 UTC +% ++trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com ++surrounder| hm ? ++trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page ++surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat ++trhodes| hahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2131 + Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC +% +< Ozanburada> New version of Slackware is around the corner. +* alienBOB looks around that corner +< alienBOB> Sees nothing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132 + Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:59:51 UTC +% +* johhny5alive (~iirc@xx.xxx.xx.xxx) has joined ##slackware +<johhny5alive> when is the 2011 release +<Nylex> ? +<adrien> in 2012 =) +<rob0> 2011 was released yesterday +<Nylex> lol +<johhny5alive> ok fair enough + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134 + Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:13:04 UTC +% +< Ozanburada> PKD puts me off watching Inception. +< Motoko> PKD? +< Tadgy> PKD? +< sahko> what syndrome is pkd? +< Ozanburada> Philip K. Dick +* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at Leonardo +DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/ +< Motoko> Such hate. +< Motoko> Can't we channel it to something worthwhile? +< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore after +the first 10-15 times in the day :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135 + Added: Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:22:18 UTC +% +<Coke> OK here's the problem +<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :( +<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager" +<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me +<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3 +<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow? +<Coke> append a new runlevel for it? +<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs? +<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy! +<nyRednek> Coke: heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136 + Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC +% +<+slackytude> rofl +<+slackytude> I love #windows +<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add a new file +or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to refresh the folder +contents +<+slackytude> <SP1> or right cvlick and select refresh +<+slackytude> <SP1> it seems to be a explorer problem i think +<+slackytude> <SP1> im calling ms to get to the possible bottom of this + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137 + Added: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:48:35 UTC +% +<+dive> I'm bored. I wanna play with eviljames's genitals. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138 + Added: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:12:29 UTC +% +< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked down as +my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it wouldn't let it! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139 + Added: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:04:50 UTC +% +< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now. +< macavity> ok +< timschmidt> waitwaitwait... if we're to not all talk at once, we need some +sort of locking protocol +* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt +< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link +layer protocol! +* macavity puts the token at the center of the table +* timschmidt takes the talk token +< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow" +* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table +* macavity takes it +< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name +* macavity puts it back +* timschmidt takes it +< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last +* timschmidt puts it back +< Auzze> not long +< timschmidt> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140 + Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC +% +< mernilio> But thanks for not banning me. I do apprecit it! +< hexhawk> wise folks learn from their mistakes +< mernilio> hexhawk: not me.. ;-) +< hexhawk> no one testified that you were wise + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141 + Added: Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:05:04 UTC +% +<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too often :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142 + Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:13:34 UTC +% +< arfon> MystKid: Out of curosity, why gentoo and arch? +< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite adn gentoo cause i will learn a bunch of +new stuff +< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough how much +I learned from it and how amazing it was for me +< jake__> until it broke + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143 + Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:43:06 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple +times. +<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special. +<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or +check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs) +<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady +days? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144 + Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC +% +< crocket> I'm back +< sahko> is that a threat? +< crocket> no +< crocket> sahko : I announced my presence to rworkman. +< crocket> So that he knows I'm here. +< sahko> ok:) +< crocket> sahko : I wonder how it's interpreted as a threat. +< sahko> ask arnold schwarzeneger + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145 + Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:18:44 UTC +% +<mintee> we're like 2 monkeys trying to fuck a ipv6 football +<eVil_> a greased up ipv6 football + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146 + Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:21:51 UTC +% +edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout? +edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I need to +make sure it's not FF +edman007: +http:/*/*meta.slashdot.org/*story/*11/*01/*25/*163257/*Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design +edman007: derp + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148 + Added: Fri, 28 Jan 2011 05:01:53 UTC +% +< zayka> hi! +< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 ms +< rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow. +< Romster> is that to first hop? :D +< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's a bit +slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice. +< zayka> thx =) +< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a thrilling +counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was breathtaking! I can't +wait for the sequel. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150 + Added: Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:11:54 UTC +% +< KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP. +< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming at people. +< rob0> oh, that sounds like fun +< KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill! +< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then hearing their +[high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151 + Added: Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:59:14 UTC +% +< ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2153 + Added: Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:54:41 UTC +% +<Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use +<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system then? +<Skywise> yeah +<KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts? +<Skywise> no +<KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100% + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154 + Added: Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:21:31 UTC +% +< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of my house +< WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway +< Olfway> and noone's gotten out +< Olfway> I'm scared +< Olfway> Time for the tinfoil hat +< rob0> The van contains plutonium +< raela> tinfoil hat? they can still get to you! go for the body suit +< alienBOB> I think there is a shipment of roms in that van +< Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril? +< raela> yes +< Olfway> oh great +-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: +Connection reset by peer] +< WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155 + Added: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:31:01 UTC +% +<KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156 + Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:56:08 UTC +% +< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops are +usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it. +< XDS2010_> randombrain: enlighten me +< XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ? +< randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157 + Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:49:26 UTC +% +*hitest was born during the Cretaceous period + *dive was born during the Cretin period + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158 + Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:21:47 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood floor, you +feel it the next day +<+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started +<+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P +<+dive> haha +* trhodes cringes +<+serotonin> hahaha +<+aceofspades19> *drums* +<+dive> bada boom +<+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason +<+dive> you could be right there + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159 + Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:35:13 UTC +% +sira poops +<+edman007> Alright its dinner time! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160 + Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:57:17 UTC +% +< marius> it's ok tj, I forgivey ou +< marius> now give us a hug! +< tjfontaine> /akill *!*@* +< tjfontaine> oops, my /hug alias is broken + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161 + Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:29:00 UTC +% +< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for, and +every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them +< mbreslin> then i /window to this channel and see tacos and smurf ass +< mbreslin> and i know i have to go another month +<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle i've +ever seen. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162 + Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:28:08 UTC +% +Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to sprain my +wrist, weirdest thing ... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163 + Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:43:58 UTC +% +<+pupit> good news everyone! +<+pupit> :P +<+Dominian> Your balls dropped!? +* Dominian ducks +<+adrien> hahaha +<+serotonin> hahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164 + Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:56:45 UTC +% +<+antiwire> I can kiss in french +<+antiwire> but I don't speak it +<+serotonin> that's not what she said +<+XGizzmo> Yeah I thought I heard her say you kissed in saint bernard. +<+antiwire> oh man + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165 + Added: Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:38:01 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6 and Betamax +and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube doohickeys + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166 + Added: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:41:56 UTC +% +<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address it shows +isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP coming from? +<rob0> Mommy ... where do IP addresses come from? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167 + Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:32:08 UTC +% +ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming +"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168 + Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC +% +< rob0> Alan_Hicks, switch out the overboss' laptop with an + Etch-A-Sketch. +< Alan_Hick> rob0: His is a Mac. He would notice the extra button. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169 + Added: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:36:12 UTC +% +crocket: /var/log/dmesg is not a history log. +crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated during the +boot process but not after. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172 + Added: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:17:45 UTC +% +< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for some people. +I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static html let alone php :) +< JshWright> this isn't twitter... the @'s are confusing +< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is confusering, +mikegrb has confused +< HoopyCat> dunno what that has to do with this not being twitter +< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference on IRC, +not @$nick +< danu5> $HoopyCat because it looks like a twitter reply. My bad. +< HoopyCat> danu5: well played +< batande> lol +<@mikegrb> lulzZ +< tjfontaine> I died a little +< dominikh> I'm still not sure if that was on purpose :/ + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174 + Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:13:26 UTC +% +<jon> I have the time right now, let me get it up +<jon> wow that sounded vulgar, sheesh. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175 + Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:01:49 UTC +% +< TheDeathly> Hm. +< TheDeathly> my dad just found an interesting virus. +< TheDeathly> :/ +< TheDeathly> now to try and fix it +< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i cant fix +it seeing as regedit does the same + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176 + Added: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:57:31 UTC +% +( pprkut) adrien: fits mine just fine :P +( adrien) hmmm, maybe not too big, would have to check +( adrien) well, bedtime! +( pprkut) how many inch? mine is 15.6 +( adrien) same here for now, but I want a smaller one + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177 + Added: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:47:31 UTC +% +raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book +raela: nor do I like to read what I write +adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write" +adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P +***raela glares at adrien + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178 + Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC +% +<< naoshige>> I have this neat little renaming script here - + http://pastie.org/1721562 +<< naoshige>> How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all + their content? +<< geirha>> Uhm. Is that actually bash? +<< naoshige>> geirha: whats that got to do with it? +<< geirha>> bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe it's + not a bash script +<< dive>> sounds like zsh +<< naoshige>> ok you got me +<< naoshige>> but the guys in #zsh are jerks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2179 + Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:43:20 UTC +% +<<+ antiwire>> gues wat +<<+ dive>> you torned off yur spillchucker? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180 + Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:08:47 UTC +% +< Mp5shooter> !library shorewall +< linbot> Mp5shooter: http://library.linode.com/ +< Mp5shooter> bah +<@pparadis> pretty sure we don't have anything on shorewall. +< Mp5shooter> :( +<@pparadis> there's lots of docs here --> http://www.shorewall.net/ +< tjfontaine> it's pretty straight forward and has plenty of documentation +already +< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking all access +to my box from outside lol +<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting up a +firewall. +<@pparadis> Mp5shooter ^ +< Mp5shooter> pparadis +< Mp5shooter> well why not? :P +<@pparadis> that's not a good answer. +< Mp5shooter> :( +<@pparadis> do you understand what firewalls do and what they don't do? +< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that is +designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized +communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured to permit +or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and other criteria. +<@pparadis> that's a BS answer, too. +< Mp5shooter> o +<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that you want +to specifically limit network access to? +< Mp5shooter> pparadis: umm.. nothing when you put it that way.. lol +<@pparadis> Mp5shooter: i thought as much. +* Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181 + Added: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:19:22 UTC +% +amin: hello again +OzanBurada: hello neibour +amin: 0 down vote favorite +amin: +amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file +"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install +this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64 +OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called). +amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I +should download the source of php-5.2.17 too +OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch. +amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d +php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough +OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz +OzanBurada: then configure make +Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though +amin: So it is the full compile +amin: ? +Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes. +thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files? +macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources +and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure +Dominian: macius++ +OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 +Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route +thrice`: :-) +BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times? +;) +amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy +macius: lol +amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 use this for patching +step? +BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/ +Dominian: hehe +thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping +it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately +amin: thrice: ok +macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing +2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc +ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/ +, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right +after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script +amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt > ready what should I +do wait? +thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch? +evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182 + Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC +% +<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on sbopkg? I +tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does mplayer support capture +card? +<OzanBurada> Olfway, VLC packages avalable from alienBOB's repo. +<Olfway> how exactly do i get to it (using terminal) sorry, I'm still +learning... +<OzanBurada> slackware.org.uk +<OzanBurada> for unrestricted build. +<OzanBurada> connie.slackware.com for restricted build. +<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk or +something like that?) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2185 + Added: Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:18:44 UTC +% +<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society deems +acceptable. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2188 + Added: Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:21:08 UTC +% +< akerl> Is this still the key you're making for backups with duplicity? +< alg2> yes +<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my backup +against the wall! +< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking for, +someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally? +<@caker> Sunday bloody SUNDAY +< alg2> caker I am almost there I made the Key :D +< akerl> alg2: where did you put your key when you uploaded it? +<@caker> Akers unite! +< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging later +perhaps more fun and easier :) +< alg2> akerl in root dir +< akerl> caker :p +<@caker> :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2189 + Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:00:44 UTC +% +< Oak> \o +< MLanden> o/ Oak +< hitest> greetings MLanden +< MLanden> salutations hitest +< hitest> :) +< Oak> hello MLanden. Hope you are well :) +< MLanden> Oak: in good spirits,thanks...yourself? +< shonudo> hey MLanden... +< shonudo> hello all +< Oak> yes, good :) +< MLanden> greetings,shonudo +< shonudo> hey +< shonudo> good morning Master-Passeli +< MLanden> Oak: good to hear +< mako-sama> ...... +< mako-sama> it's sunny today + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2190 + Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:48:29 UTC +% +< nyRednek> i think i'm going to start making circular pocket slide rules +... +< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function as a +slide rule? I dunno how they work...) +< Urchlay> I mean, a square protractor wouldn't work +< alisonken1lap> yes - a circular slide rule works fine +< alisonken1lap> just a little interesting in the centerpiece work +< Urchlay> a combination circular saw and slide rule... +< Urchlay> or one of those shuriken throwing star thingies +< Urchlay> hm, you could major in electrical ninjaneering + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2191 + Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:10:46 UTC +% +< ybit> i'm not sure what the issue is with me logging in for pastebin +< ybit> http://pastebin.com/qSCe3H4g +< ybit> so i went there +<@pparadis> ybit: did you read the message in the dialog box? +< ybit> yeah +<@pparadis> ybit: what did the message say? +< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires a +username and password +<@pparadis> what did you enter? +< ybit> in the dialog box +< ybit> oh, my linode username/password +<@pparadis> why did you do that? +< ybit> because i figure that's what it wanted +<@pparadis> read what you just pasted. +< ybit> durka durka + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2192 + Added: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 04:21:11 UTC +% +< jeev> logmein sucks +< thrice`> know what(who) else sucks? +< jeev> your sister? +< thrice`> yeah :( +< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named LaShawnda +< jkwood> Equal opportunity child naming, naturally. +< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11", his +sister is 5'5" +< jkwood> Yes, but thrice` was born at full height for revenge. +< jeev> lol + +jkwood: The anti-troll. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2193 + Added: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:24:55 UTC +% +<+antiwire> guess wat +<+antiwire> a girl likes me +<+NaCl> whoa +<+raela> did you drug her? +<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet +<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden! +<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I +ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices! +<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive +<+antiwire> dude! +<+raela> you have to do better than that +<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish... +<+antiwire> she hooked me up +<+antiwire> fuuu all +<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive +<+antiwire> you're all jelly +<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds. +<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza + +46 Minutes later... + +<+antiwire> hey +<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out +<+antiwire> wtf +<+trhodes> i do that sometimes +<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out +<+antiwire> WTF +<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way +<+raela> wtf is wrong with you +<+antiwire> oh man wtf +<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite +doable +<+antiwire> hey +<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused +<+raela> I still manage +<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff +<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS +<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking +tag is in front too +<+antiwire> omg. +<+antiwire> how long has it been like this? +<+raela> how long has it been that way?! +<+raela> DUDE +<+antiwire> oh god. +<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza +<+antiwire> oh man! +<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!! +<+antiwire> that's fucked +<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza +<+antiwire> lmao +<+antiwire> hahahaha +<+antiwire> oh. no. +<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha +<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf, +that poor guy needs some extra slices" +<+antiwire> jesus +<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long +<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now +<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ? +<+antiwire> god damn. +<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle +<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro +<+antiwire> oh my god. +<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him, +wearing the shirt back to front +<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza +<+antiwire> fuck that. +<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now +<+antiwire> FU + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2194 + Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC +% +<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to +use Secure Pockets Layer" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2195 + Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC +% +<dafydd> eviljames - Apple is like Unix as McDonalds is like food + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2196 + Added: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:44:18 UTC +% +<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well as +127.0.0.1? +<+raket> eg ssh -L 25:localhost:25 server +<+antiwire> raket: by default, sshd listens on 0.0.0.0:22 +<+antiwire> aka: any interface +<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal systems, +forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh server's LAN IP +<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need to make +sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables +<+raela> oh baby, keep the nerdy talk going, I'm getting turned on +* raela moans +<+antiwire> lol +<+antiwire> raela: don't make me probe your ports. +<+serotonin> [ in bed ] +<+raela> oh god! mount my network drive now! I can't take it any longer +<+raela> ! +<+antiwire> OMG OMG I'm in promiscuous mode! +<+antiwire> RAW packet injections +<+antiwire> :D +<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say things +like that o_O +<+antiwire> hahaha +* serotonin considers noobfarm +<+raela> I don't know enough network terminology to be really raunchy +<+raela> MY PORTS ARE WIDE OPEN FOR YOU!! +<+hitest> oh baby +<+pupit> i would add this to topic. +<+Roin> lol +<+hitest> hehe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2197 + Added: Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:02:34 UTC +% +< notKlaatu> anybody ever bonded interfaces together? +< notKlaatu> i mean anybody in here. +< pegwole> I have, but I had to take medication for + something I caught afterwards. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2199 + Added: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:00:26 UTC +% +<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp: is operserv misbehaving today +<@CaptainTrek> :P +<@bikcmp> there's an operserv? +<@bikcmp> hint: users shouldn't know about that + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2200 + Added: Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:57:01 UTC +% +< nenolod> freenode and quakenet should merge +< jayne> why? +< nenolod> that was not a serious suggestion! +< jayne> but we'd be the biggest then! +< ninjaneo> lol +< jayne> richih would approve, I'm sure + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2203 + Added: Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:49:05 UTC +% +-!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit [Quit: +Client has been disconnected by the FBI] +< kudu> very funny, aj00200 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2204 + Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:24:43 UTC +% +pupit: !w heaven +SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was +not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results. +antiwire: oh yeah +antiwire: !w hell +SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW); +Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature: +49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16; +Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind: +ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH) +antiwire: what now bible boy +pupit: hahhaa +pupit: lmao +antiwire: lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2205 + Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC +% +< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20 blocks +above level 0 (the level before you hit the void) +< cheshire_fox> even then, its rare +< cheshire_fox> its as rare as me not using a tampoon +< cheshire_fox> tampon* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2206 + Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:15:19 UTC +% +< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released, the /topic +will change here +< nyRednek> it did when 13.1 was released +< nyRednek> and when 13.0 was released +< nyRednek> and 12.2, etc +< rob0> It's released!! +< rob0> whew, that feels better +< byteframe> no shit. it's like, pinch that turd. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2209 + Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:01:05 UTC +% +-!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help +< Amander> my cloak is all screwed up +<@bikcmp> 01:41:10 -!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help +<@bikcmp> looks fine +< Amander> nah +< Amander> FOSSnet/Owner/Amander +<@bikcmp> not a chance (C) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2210 + Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 03:03:19 UTC +% +<Cody> nothing they take 2 years to answer +<nobody> How long did you wait? +<Cody> 10 mins so far + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2211 + Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:19:33 UTC +% +< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a iso disk, +that has been verified +< gniks> IPSec and IKE are used to stop that +< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into your gay +pr0n to want to go that hassle :P +< gniks> Tadgy: you woudl +< canyouscore> woo I didn't mean to start flames +< Tadgy> gniks: And you'd love it :P +< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with eachother +:)] +< thumbs> tadgy is just an ass +< thumbs> !! +< Tadgy> I love you too baby. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2212 + Added: Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:47:56 UTC +% +<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? .. +ex. --prefix=.. +<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm +<ananke> Dirge1: english :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2213 + Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC +% +< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run Norton +or McAfee in wine +< lxslack> clamav? +< lxslack> It could be used. +< zaltekk> ....you missed hte poin entirely +< lxslack> yes. +< lxslack> I am starting to think I have. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2214 + Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 00:10:56 UTC +% +paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that without +actually compressing it ? +paul424 : hmm mv foo.iso foo.iso.zip does not work. +adrien : wut? +alienBOB : Creating a ZIP file without compressing it? How do you mean +paul424 : no compression, adding only zip header. so zip is valid. +adrien : but why? +adrien : what is the _end_ goal? +paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to get +cured. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2215 + Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 11:21:17 UTC +% +< CathyInBlue> rm -rf /bin/laden + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2216 + Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:49 UTC +% +<@Kyle> Gryllida: He let go of that little secret when he was drunk lol +<@Kyle> Gryllida: The night we forced him to bed, heh +<@bikcmp> Kyle: you didn't +<@bikcmp> Kyle: at 4 am i went outside naked. +<@Kyle> LMAO +<@bikcmp> i have a court date. +<@Spitfire> Next he'll be saying he's got a mom. +<@bikcmp> ._. +<@Kyle> That;s quoted +<@Kyle> jesus christ +<@bikcmp> yeah. +<@bikcmp> :/ +<@bikcmp> embarassing. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2217 + Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:15:16 UTC +% +Shabbypenguin: bikcmp you can help me +Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for opserv.. any way +you can reset it for me? :D + @Null: baha + @bikcmp: yeah + @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame + @bikcmp: we don't have opserv + @bikcmp: :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2218 + Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:43:38 UTC +% +@aj00200: Ohh, yay! Noobfarm! +* aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2219 + Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:53:30 UTC +% +<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is not a +noob?! +<+JStoker> Woo, I guess. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2220 + Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 01:15:53 UTC +% +Bacta: I think giving my credit card details to Sony was a bad idea +FailPowah: give it to me instead + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2222 + Added: Wed, 04 May 2011 10:32:15 UTC +% +<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source? +<imprint> played it once .. +<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS" +<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that +<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim +<sanchaz> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2223 + Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC +% +<bawolff> Well this is irc +<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males, and all the +16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2225 + Added: Sun, 08 May 2011 03:02:54 UTC +% +<bikcmp> group hug! *hugs JStoker and JCSBot* +* JStoker hugs JCSBot and bikcmp +* JCSBot hugs JStoker back +<JStoker> Aww, JCSBot rejected you... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2226 + Added: Mon, 09 May 2011 01:52:50 UTC +% +<Puddles> I just joined chat service, when does the chat serving begin? +<Puddles> Time frame please? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2227 + Added: Thu, 12 May 2011 01:10:11 UTC +% +<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how to +ask... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2229 + Added: Fri, 13 May 2011 14:02:14 UTC +% +< Bekarfel> JESUS EXISTS! +<@aj00200> really? +< Bekarfel> MY BISHOP SAYS HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS +<@aj00200> intresting... +< Bekarfel> ... he's always touching my precious jesus + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2230 + Added: Sat, 14 May 2011 13:01:51 UTC +% +11:33:47 *** Terraria (webchat@110.55.2.177) has joined #terraria-fans +11:33:55 Terraria: hi +11:34:07 Terraria: ? +11:34:10 Terraria: Hi All +11:34:15 *** Terraria is now known as Guest49258 +11:34:38 Guest49258: Hi All +11:34:50 Guest49258: Any One Plz Talk +11:35:07 Guest49258: Hey Terraria Fans +11:35:20 Guest49258: Do You Badly Want Terraria +11:35:57 *** Guest49258 (webchat@110.55.2.177) has quit (Client Quit) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2231 + Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 10:26:55 UTC +% +<CaptainTrek> i'm no longer needing to use PuTTY to do shit XD +<Spitfire> I stopped using a potty years ago. +<Spitfire> I mean, dude, seriously. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2233 + Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 20:22:29 UTC +% +<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of others :P +<+dive> raela, when did problems with womens mental health affect men? +<+raela> dive: lorena bobbit +<+dive> o +<+dive> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2236 + Added: Mon, 16 May 2011 22:21:37 UTC +% +< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :) +< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list +< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere +< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P +< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :( +< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that +< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/ +< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning +< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses +< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when +you were a sailor +< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it! +< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner +thigh? +< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place, +though +< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too +cold to wear shorts for me +< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up +your shirt and look down +< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail! +< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court +and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel +< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy +cell ;) +< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court +< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has +struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation, +known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so +to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware +ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and +raves. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2238 + Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC +% +< ARob> I say we turn that 3T in to 15T and back up the internet +< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get hard +drives that big? +<@rob0> Texas! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2239 + Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 21:58:27 UTC +% +<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to have it. +Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think? +<+surrounder> kgs: do you like to torture yourself ? +<+mrcarrot> kgs: download openbsd instead :) +<+surrounder> openbsd++ +<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 18 reputation points. +<+mrcarrot> openbsd++ +<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 19 reputation points. +<+serotonin> openbsd++ +<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's been wantin +your dick for a while? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2241 + Added: Wed, 18 May 2011 07:44:10 UTC +% +<+sira> i didn't have ahh one of those thingies for tires +<+sira> the lifter thingy +<+fuzzbawl> jack? +<+sira> yeah +<+sira> hahahah +<+sira> :| +<+serotonin> hahaha +<+sira> the name some how escaped me +<+sira> well i have one that comes with my car but it's so tiny +<+Olfway> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2242 + Added: Thu, 19 May 2011 04:27:38 UTC +% +<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend +< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time! +<+Olfway> chicka wow wow +<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro! +<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot? +<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days? +<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..." +<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow] +<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work" +<+antiwire> lol +<+antiwire> :D +<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and +it's not a floppy" +01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on +private memory space + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2245 + Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC +% +< deskey> i am trying to edit the lilo +< deskey> i have slack64 and slack32 and ubuntu installed +< deskey> i can boot to any of those except the ubuntu +< deskey> anyone know whats the boot image for ubuntu/ +< deskey> image = /ubuntu64/boot/vmlinuz-2.6.38-8-generic +< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i select this +it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps lock blinks.. thats it +< Tadgy> Slackware's LILO won't boot ubuntu. +< Tadgy> It's a safety feature. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2248 + Added: Sun, 22 May 2011 14:51:40 UTC +% +LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and Mac is for +hipsters :3 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2249 + Added: Mon, 23 May 2011 00:01:32 UTC +% +<[3]nertia> Is there such a thing as a good pathelogical liar? +<KyleXY> [3]nertia: sure there is lol +<Nebulae> Ted Bundy +<KyleXY> Bill Gates +<KyleXY> :P +* KyleXY chuckles +<KyleXY> He tells himself windows is secure all the ding dong day :p +<Nebulae> Indeed. Both were excellent liars + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2250 + Added: Fri, 27 May 2011 01:48:25 UTC +% +<@Kyle> My auto replace list +<@Kyle> 20:25 Key Value Auto +<@Kyle> 20:25 e E yes +<@Kyle> 20:25 <3 cH- yes +<@Kyle> 20:25 lol heh, yes +<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'? +* Grille giggles. +< @Kyle> heh, yep +<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P +<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't +trigger anymore ;) +<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2251 + Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC +% +<@mughi> argh.. i really need to rewrite this pile of crap.. fscking growing a +table BY COLUMNS +<@pparadis> wait what? +<@tjfontaine> wut! +<@pparadis> like instead of an INSERT it's an ADD COLUMN?!?! +<@mughi> never let electrical engineers write code + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2252 + Added: Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:40:16 UTC +% +And the winner goes to: + +<<+ NaCl>> hey Dominian +<<+ NaCl>> I locked myself out of noobfarm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2256 + Added: Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:46:59 UTC +% +< navi> !urmom +<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants +(824:4/7) [murom] +* navi cries +< navi> That one's just mean +< navi> *sniffle* +< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it? +< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory +< InitHello> oh +< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the +projects? +< InitHello> like that? +< SelfishMan> I don't get it +< InitHello> apt = apartment +< InitHello> projects = government funded housing +< navi> InitHello: That is humourous. +< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application? +< navi> apt as in apartment. +< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get +< InitHello> exactly, navi +< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though +< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan +< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation +< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get" +< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it +< navi> T___L +< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son. +< navi> Towel? Nah. +< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET" +< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very +funny +< InitHello> or went over your head +< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on +< InitHello> moving right along + +My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2258 + Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC +% +Day three of the South East Linux Fest + +< rworkman> he +< rworkman> my findgerxs are not wrorkndkg +< rworkman> wd just toalkd e3to dosme thot hrils +< rworkman> um +< rworkman> we hust talkd to some hot tirlts +< rworkman> is holld sho go tsleep + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2259 + Added: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:26:34 UTC +% +<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man +<+acidchild> I live in a caravan, +<+acidchild> I turn't on the gas, +<+acidchild> And i burnt my ass, +<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2261 + Added: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:07:27 UTC +% +<Olfway> are you blond? +<rand0mbr4nd> no +<rand0mbr4nd> i dyed my hair +<Olfway> are you sure +<Olfway> whats your natural color? +<rand0mbr4nd> blonde +<Olfway> i rest my case + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2263 + Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:09:14 UTC +% +< dell> one of the best explanation for emacs +< dell> GNU Emacs = Generally Not Used Except by Middle-Aged Computer +Scientists. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2264 + Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:46:15 UTC +% +* byteframe is a big dummy who cleaned his lcd with 90% rubbing alchol. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2265 + Added: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:58:07 UTC +% +<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again +<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" +< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in +<+serotonin> hehe +<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think. +:P +<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^ +<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment +<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking +< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog +< antiwire> look all scared too +<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!" +<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min +ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away" +<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2266 + Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC +% +< pegwole> Let's be completely honest though about + consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a + pet with cancer, you don't know when it's + going to die but you know it won't last very + long. Buying a PS3 is like getting married, + you forget you have friends, your money goes + to your new lifestyle, and after a while + people stop calling you. Buying a Wii is + like adopting a special needs child, they can + do a lot of things other kids can do but for + some reason they tend to break your TV much + more often than other children. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2267 + Added: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:57:03 UTC +% +-!- jesse_ [~jesse@14.139.58.197] has joined #ubuntu +<jesse_> hello +<jesse_> anyone using Ubuntu here..!! +<Zolty1> Nope we are all mac users + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2268 + Added: Tue, 05 Jul 2011 05:23:01 UTC +% +< GauHelldragon> when i grow up i am going to be a bikcmp +< bikcmp> oh god. +<@Spitfire> You might have to grow down for that. +< bikcmp> oh fuck you Spitfire +<@Spitfire> :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2269 + Added: Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:02:38 UTC +% +<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line, use +apt-fast :) +<jiltdil> ActionParsnip:is apt-fast is new +<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that apt-get + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2270 + Added: Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:49:01 UTC +% +<+nachox_> hmm, marshmallows have to be heated? +<+nachox_> or they are supposed to be eaten raw? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2271 + Added: Sat, 09 Jul 2011 19:24:16 UTC +% +< mancha> is "salix" french for theft? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2272 + Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC +% +<Kays> Python 3.2.1 is here! +<tjay> python is a new kind of bot ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2273 + Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 05:54:10 UTC +% +* hitest lets loose a window rattling fart +* adrien breathes +* dive faints +* Mortvert lights a match +* hitest explodes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2275 + Added: Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:44:22 UTC +% +<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get familiar with +linux commands and that's fast and very simple? +<rgr> SimeonK: the most used one. +<rgr> Ubuntu. +<rgr> #ubuntu +<SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple +<rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features? +<rgr> do you want a gui? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2276 + Added: Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:58:13 UTC +% +<< crocket>> Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access +to audio to users? +<< theborger>> it uses speakers + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2279 + Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 04:04:22 UTC +% +-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r, ++serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela, (+38 more, +use /NETSPLIT to show all of them) +<+antiwire> what. the. fuck. +<+antiwire> they left us +<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks +<+Olfway> O.o +<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery' +body! +<+Olfway> what just happened? +<+antiwire> the internet broke +<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server +<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode +<+Olfway> oh gods... +<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!! +<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive... +<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o +<+Olfway> =o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2280 + Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC +% +<@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad? +<@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good +<+Olfway_> !8ball Does serotonin like it in the butt? +<@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes +<@serotonin> lmao +<+Olfway_> hahahahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2281 + Added: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:57:14 UTC +% +<gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD +<gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with! +<gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2283 + Added: Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:09:27 UTC +% +<axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad +<axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2284 + Added: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:11:32 UTC +% +Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough? +Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2285 + Added: Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:22:06 UTC +% +21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2286 + Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:59:02 UTC +% +<crocket> Oh my god +<crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address. +<rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2287 + Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:42:17 UTC +% +Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core +than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up... +Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could +do to Emma Watson with my wand... :) +Master-Passeli: please, no more details +evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons +Master-Passeli: hey please! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2288 + Added: Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:51:38 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;) +* Olfway_ strangles BP{k} +<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to be cute... +<+kethry> occasionaly anyway +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ +<+Olfway_> kethry: lol +-!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2291 + Added: Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:18:29 UTC +% +<+raela> were you waiting for me to say something? +<+sero> yes, I'm evil like that +<+sero> I will wait for YEARS if necessary. +<+raela> damn +<+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike +<+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2292 + Added: Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:35:16 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> !urban cock mangler +<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful +of cock. +<+aceofspades19> ewww +<+antiwire> lol +<+sero> hahaha +<+Olfway> !urban black and decker pecker wrecker +<@SirBotsAlot> (n.) A black chick with braces. +<+sero> hahaha +<+antiwire> omfg +<+sero> lmao +<+Olfway> i almost threw up laughing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2293 + Added: Tue, 09 Aug 2011 05:14:38 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes --with-herbes && +make + pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach +<+dive> noms +<+Olfway> heh +<+raela> mmm pizza +< Dominian> hrm can install directly to a dev like that BP{k} +< Dominian> mount -t stomachacid /dev/stomach /mnt/stomach +< Dominian> make install DESTDIR=/mnt/stomach +< Dominian> Just becareful when you 'unmount'.. +< Dominian> that's usually when /dev/toilet comes int o play +<+dive> dd if=/mnt/lowerintestine of=/brighton/beach +<+BP{k}> Dominian: well you definately don't want to use umount -f + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2295 + Added: Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:49:24 UTC +% +<< tools>> I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I + writer +<< antiwire>> tools: no, try reconnecting + <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client Quit] +<< antiwire>> lmao + >>>>>> tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk +<< tools>> Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ? +<< antiwire>> tools: same deal, try once more. +<< tools>> I have just tried +<< antiwire>> just again +<< antiwire>> 1 more +<< tools>> Are u doing this for fun ? +<< antiwire>> :> +<< tools>> LULZ + <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] [] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2296 + Added: Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:46:10 UTC +% +questionsabout joined #ubuntu +<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with his owner +<questionsabout> should i change it ? +<ultrixx> questionsabout: yes, change to windows + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2297 + Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:26:55 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is +"Catholic priest". +* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there. +* Alan_Hicks is a troll today. +<+crocket> catholic priest +<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less +than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is. +<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2298 + Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC +% +19:33:38 chupacabra | where do I get google chrome? +19:33:47 taleon | google.com/chrome +19:33:54 chupacabra | lol ok. +19:33:58 chupacabra | tks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2299 + Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:36:48 UTC +% +nullvalue: i want to add connect to socks5 to my perl script +nullvalue: how may i do it +nullvalue: pls +alpha--: tried searching cpan? +yrg: IO::Socket::Socks ? +nullvalue: gotcha +StoneWork: Just don't use that with Appliance::Dryer +Gasseus: there's a module Appliance::Dryer? +StoneWork: Io::Socket::Socks objects tend to go missing +StoneWork: if you use them together +yrg: :) +StoneWork: usually only one half of the socket pair though +StoneWork: so it's hard to track down +Gasseus: LOL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2303 + Added: Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:59:26 UTC +% +<ferdna> mancha, how do you listen to tty? +<ferdna> cat /dev/tty +<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no longer help. +<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and you say +that i have to listen to tty + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2304 + Added: Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:12:13 UTC +% +<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich +<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ +sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish... +<+sero> haha, damn +<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >> +<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P +<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know... +* sero puts an OBGYN on standby.... +<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2305 + Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC +% +< homie> how much is a buck ? +< Tadgy> 20 for oral, 30 for pen... +< Tadgy> Oh, you said buck. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2306 + Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:47:55 UTC +% +Tadgy : Passwords should be stored in your head. +thumbs : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I +presume? +alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2307 + Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC +% +< surHAAT> heya NightTiger o// +< NightTiger> Hey there! New nick? +< surHAAT> temporary +<+dive> assHAAT +<+theborger> he goes by lots of names, here we just call him, Love Tunnel + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2308 + Added: Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:25:35 UTC +% +21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop +search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire. +21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas +and....i hated them all them all +21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight +21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic" +21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2309 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC +% +* Now talking in ##windows +<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to change +cmd.exe's default tab size? +<neverblue> as in the key sent to cmd ? +<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default is 8 +and I'd like to make that 4 +<neverblue> use \t/2 ? +* quasar headdesk + +This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2310 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:02:11 UTC +% +< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads +< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn +< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this + circumstance" +< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little pony, +Narrenschiff + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2311 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC +% +* Mortvert pokes brabo with office suite +* brabo smacks Mortvert in the head +* Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed. +<Mortvert> I found one, lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2312 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:43:16 UTC +% +<+PerfieM> I'm gonna be the new addition to staff! +<+PerfieM> YAAAAYYY +<+bazhang> that can't be good +<+PerfieM> bazhang: that would be the day freenode burns in hell +<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on Windows, +using officeIRC + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2314 + Added: Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:42:56 UTC +% +Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but +they don't have "rights". If i'm hungry, I eat them. If they annoy me, I kick +them. If i'm horny... +rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem! +pupit: lmao +Habitual: meow means NO! +rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one. +pupit: lmao again +alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but +if i'm annoyed, I kick him + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2315 + Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC +% +<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant. Instructions said "remove cap and push up +bottom." +<@Dominian> lol +<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2316 + Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC +% +Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just a shit +ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws. +Dominian : like noobfarm +Alan_Hicks : Precisely. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2317 + Added: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:49:20 UTC +% +< pegwole> threethirty: Why were you logged in as root earlier? +< threethirty> i was booted into partedmagic trying to zero out this drive +< pegwole> Well that's fun, I successfully convinced a chick I know that + squirrels lay eggs. That's what acorns are, and that's why + squirrels build nests. I also told her that when you see a + squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and take it, + because it's about to eat a baby squirrel. +< pegwole> This autumn should be pretty fun for me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2319 + Added: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:13:51 UTC +% +noobsaib00t|8757 joined +<rindolf> thef1y: hi. [22:38:14] +<thef1y> hello [22:38:21] +noobsaib00t|9957 joined +<DrForr> Evening. [22:40:38] +noobsaib00t|3899 joined +noobsaib00t|6114 joined +noobsaib00t|8322 joined +noobsaib00t|7376 joined +<DrForr> Oh gawd, inbound. [22:41:28] +mode +o apeiron by ChanServ +mode +r by apeiron +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|7376 Reason: [shouldn't] +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8322 Reason: [you] +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|6114 Reason: [be] +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|3899 Reason: [in] +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|9957 Reason: [school] +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8757 Reason: [right] +apeiron kicked noobsaib00t Reason: [now] +<ncow> wow + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2320 + Added: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:54:22 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten years +those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look like a flaccid +penis. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2321 + Added: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:23:12 UTC +% +< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my favorite +things to do +< Dominian> lol +< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company time +< Dominian> lmfao +< andarius> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2322 + Added: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:03:04 UTC +% +<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with a +lighter... +<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game... I almost finished this level but then the +explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s ) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2323 + Added: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:01:12 UTC +% +<+trhodes> wgetting lunch ?! cool!! +<+trhodes> i wanna try that :P +<+Dominian> trhodes: that was a total typo too +<+Dominian> lol +<+trhodes> nerd typo! +<+Dominian> no shit! +<+Dominian> I am AWESOME +<+trhodes> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2324 + Added: Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:22:07 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> I love mcdicks fries + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2325 + Added: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:33:12 UTC +% +<EyesIsMine> HOLY +<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free Swap space: 7.31 GB +total / 1.64 GB free +<EyesIsMine> THAT'S NOT GOOD +<orbit> that's less than ideal. +<EyesIsMine> what the hell is taking up all the real memory +<EyesIsMine> Running processesI293 +<EyesIsMine> I guess they are +<orbit> firefox. +<EyesIsMine> nope +<EyesIsMine> woah. +* orbit arches an eyebrow +<EyesIsMine> ... waiting ....................... +<EyesIsMine> damnit +<EyesIsMine> Maybe I should sudo aptitude upgrade +<gry> Hahahahahahaha. +* orbit arches an eyebrow + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2326 + Added: Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:03:02 UTC +% +<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning module on +the bot +<+eviljames> it started learning from the channel's banter +<+eviljames> and was promptly driven insane + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2327 + Added: Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:41:12 UTC +% +<+sero> I break shit in ways others don't even fucking dream of! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2328 + Added: Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:46:00 UTC +% +<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?" "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the +penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2329 + Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC +% +<rst> sure, perl is faster than python for a few things +<@epixoip> a few things? +<@epixoip> name one thing python is faster at. +<rebeccablack> dev time :) +<rebeccablack> lol +<@epixoip> only if you don't know perl. +<@Apsu> ^ +<rebeccablack> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2330 + Added: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:46:42 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer services + section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I emailed +the + company and told them they should stop spamming and they +told me to fuck off +<+aceofspades19> literally they said 'you sir can fuck right off' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2331 + Added: Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:49:34 UTC +% +< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move a +window around it, the icon gets glithces. +< crocket> Is this bug fixed? +<+rworkman> Yes. Don't do that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2332 + Added: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:38:36 UTC +% +* aceofspades19 wonders what #offtopic will say when and if I have a kid +<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having a kid than + you aceofspades19...... :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2333 + Added: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:50:19 UTC +% +<bikcmp> JStoker: hm. any other distro's worth peeking at? +<bikcmp> aside from debian. +<JStoker> debian + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2334 + Added: Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:38:12 UTC +% +< ScreamerX> is slackware dead? +< Skywise> yes +< Skywise> we're all here in mourning +< ScreamerX> is there any replacement available? +< Skywise> it was one of a kind +< ScreamerX> was? +< Skywise> its dead now +< ScreamerX> which distribution? +< Skywise> slackware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2335 + Added: Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:36:10 UTC +% +<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs? I mean, really +they're just lumps of fat. What's the attraction, other than we don't have + them? +<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess +<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe +<+danc3> yeah, probably true +<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic +thoughts of genitalia :p +<+danc3> haha +<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes +<+danc3> they're like snowflakes +<+NyteOwl> lol +<+danc3> except they last longer + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2337 + Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC +% +<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that I'll +laugh. +<bikcmp> i see +<bikcmp> that's cool +<Spitfire> lol +<bikcmp> oh you suck +<Spitfire> :P +<bikcmp> really, stop it +<bikcmp> :( +<Spitfire> Haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2338 + Added: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:08:19 UTC +% +<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places +<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside +your mother's ass crack. +<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2339 + Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC +% +-!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined ##slackware-offtopic +-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v antiwire] by AgentAnderson +<+antiwire> guys +<+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you. +<+Olfway> you got laid? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2340 + Added: Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:20:37 UTC +% +<+adrien> let's have sex together +<+antiwire> XD +<+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2342 + Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:52:02 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> heels > flats. +<+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh +<+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something? +<+antiwire> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2343 + Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:07:16 UTC +% +* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with +him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come +back at 5 pm :P +<+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2344 + Added: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:48:34 UTC +% +< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no? +< thrice`> looks weird to me +< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;) +< andarius> To soak up the pee :o + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2345 + Added: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:34:26 UTC +% +<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off ++aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife +<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone +<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ? +<+Dominian> adaptr: nope +<+Dominian> all at once +<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2349 + Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:36:58 UTC +% +fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my +to-do list" a priority +fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today +Boss: true +fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass? +Boss: false +fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values +Boss: undefined +fuzzbawl: lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2350 + Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC +% +<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros +of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2353 + Added: Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:09:11 UTC +% ++adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-) ++hitest | yep ++hitest | she takes after her mother ++hitest | :) ++adrien | huh? ++adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise ++adrien | :p ++hitest | haha ++hitest | ++ ++hitest | good one + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2354 + Added: Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:51 UTC +% +< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input +< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language +< cliched> your not an admin +< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am +-!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ +< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator +< bikcmp> :-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2359 + Added: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 05:35:39 UTC +% +<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car +engine. +<+theborger> must of been my wife + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2360 + Added: Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:32:59 UTC +% +< Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from +util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill +from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it. +< Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day. +< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies? +< Skaperen> not completely dead +< Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2361 + Added: Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:01:56 UTC +% +* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey +Olfway fetch :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2362 + Added: Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:08:44 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't +working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again +<+aceofspades19> I was like .. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2363 + Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:39:44 UTC +% +<+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D +<@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -.. +<+Olfway> wtf... +<+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big.... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2364 + Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:39:20 UTC +% +<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart +<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ? +<+adaptr> you virgin you +<+Olfway> NOT.NOT +<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr +<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do +<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2366 + Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC +% +<<+aceofspades1>> well it gets this cold about once a year +<<+ dive>> yeah it's called 'winter' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2369 + Added: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:16:10 UTC +% +* Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild +<+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over..... +<+sero> !weather Hell, MI +<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a +temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and +it's Clear. +<+sero> yup, look at that. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2370 + Added: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:21:37 UTC +% +< four_20> where's Olfway? +< Sammies843> idk. +< four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit +(13 minutes later) +< Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2371 + Added: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:43:05 UTC +% +< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin. +< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i +told the guy to point the antenna your way" +< pegwole> He lives across town. +< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works... +< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2372 + Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC +% +<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back +into my room it smelled like a sewer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2373 + Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:06:27 UTC +% +<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2374 + Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:42:36 UTC +% +@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!" +",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<< +<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>." +@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short. ++edman007 | that's what she said +@trhodes | lmao ++hitest | lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2375 + Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC +% +<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is +the deal with that? +<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2377 + Added: Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:01:34 UTC +% +<+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog +<+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2378 + Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:39:48 UTC +% +<LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops +<LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2379 + Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:49:15 UTC +% +< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 year old + kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2380 + Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:55:10 UTC +% ++kgs | Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning? ++kgs | Is it because of farts or something? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2381 + Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:05:46 UTC +% +<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to rescale it to +four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload the original, and G13 to +go back a picture> +[grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now +[grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000 + photos to go through +[pegwole] Nice to know you're looking at porn right now. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2382 + Added: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:36:48 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell +<+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source +<+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap +<+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2384 + Added: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:32:48 UTC +% +<@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now? +<@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again. +<@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2385 + Added: Sun, 19 Feb 2012 04:34:53 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2387 + Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC +% +<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go asl in +##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help +<@alienBOB> We are not your fucking helpdesk + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2388 + Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:22:45 UTC +% +<@sero> @eightball Is CaptObviousman an old fart? +<@AgentAnderson> sero: Obviously. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2389 + Added: Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:13:16 UTC +% +<+antiwire> I don't always browse goat pr0n, but when I do, I use port 53 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2390 + Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:31:00 UTC +% +incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to have +that group in case i need to use a floppy image + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2391 + Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:13:17 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> in catholic church .. religion fucks you. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2392 + Added: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:06:07 UTC +% +<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into my +chinese + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2393 + Added: Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:00:04 UTC +% +-!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined ##slackware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2396 + Added: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:08:34 UTC +% +(+ Olfway) ## makes me want to snort massive amounts of coke + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2397 + Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:24:38 UTC +% +<Unit193> Girl? What's that? +<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single mistake +while using it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2398 + Added: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:58:08 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> it is official steak&bj day, I'd forgotten +* | andarius heads over to BP{k}'s place + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2399 + Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:17:01 UTC +% +<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a blowjob, +its pi day +<+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately. +<+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today +* CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his index +finger/thumb tonight +<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of the +helpers, not the helpees +<+eviljames> bahahahahaha +<+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA +<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, but lord +that would hurt like hell + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2400 + Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:20:15 UTC +% +<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a god damn +cup in it +<+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2401 + Added: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:44:34 UTC +% +<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my pants ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2402 + Added: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:13:59 UTC +% +* edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19) +aceofspades19 has joined ##slackware-offtopic ++aceofspades19 | I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join command + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2403 + Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:42:24 UTC +% +<< wizbit>> You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan. +<< wizbit>> hmmm there is something fishy about that email.. + wizbit rubs chin + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2404 + Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:51:33 UTC +% +< Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket. +< thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens? +< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness. We're not supposed to ignore the +retards anymore are we? :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2405 + Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:56:16 UTC +% +<lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ? +<Defusal> lautriv, no it is not +<Defusal> root is called root. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2406 + Added: Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:55:31 UTC +% ++Roin | @.@ +@AgentAnderson | Roin: How the hell should I know! ++Roin | AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything! +@AgentAnderson | Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that? ++Roin | most certanly I do ._. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2407 + Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:04:24 UTC +% +<+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2408 + Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:12:52 UTC +% +< Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis +< NitroGL> finger girlfriend +< rob0> no, he said no_foreplay +< jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist +< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you +'modprobe hick mode=default' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2409 + Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:56:54 UTC +% +dive | notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2410 + Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:18:37 UTC +% +<+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware. +<+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p +<+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance +<+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2411 + Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:07:07 UTC +% +< RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you +< Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };: +< RJ> iu know what it is +< Olfway> What is it then? +-!- RJ [~RJ@comcast.net] has quit [connection reset by peer] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2412 + Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:17:31 UTC +% +<+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2414 + Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:42:22 UTC +% +<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in windows, so +why not Linux(android) in Linux? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2415 + Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:57:42 UTC +% +< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just +cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know" +< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2416 + Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC +% +<<+ Dominian>> How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, + lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch, + lightswitch, energy? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2417 + Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:54:26 UTC +% +<albacker> what's the default emacs font? +<legumbre> RMS Sans Mono + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2418 + Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:02:44 UTC +% +<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning from +his cock? +<Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden +<Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost +<Olfway> *BZZT* +<Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2419 + Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:52:05 UTC +% +<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck +<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch +<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come + inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so +he + didn't get fed +<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly + as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he +could + escape +<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house + wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse +<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked + into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of +the + shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and + started clawing my like crazy +<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein +<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he + has no doubt infected me with +<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a + variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won, +because he + is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry +through + the threat out of pure spit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2420 + Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC +% +<+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em? +<+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2421 + Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:44:18 UTC +% +<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the men +standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their cocks bark out +at each other. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2422 + Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:51:11 UTC +% +< drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else! +< drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT +< Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2423 + Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:53:33 UTC +% +<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF +<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood + out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2424 + Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC +% +<<@ BP{k}>> I went to mordor last year ... +<<+ NaCl>> BP{k}: Did you simply walk there? +<<@ BP{k}>> why, yes. Yes I did. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2425 + Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:35:24 UTC +% +<@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years +<+lulzfish_4> fap? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2426 + Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:08:19 UTC +% +<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad things to + it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2427 + Added: Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:53:33 UTC +% +<crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops. +<crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2428 + Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:07:41 UTC +% +rob0 | Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, microwavable +bowls. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2429 + Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:35:47 UTC +% +<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not qualified to +write the program. Go back to hello, world. +<pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2430 + Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:36:14 UTC +% +<pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth? +<Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it? +<Kenjiro> I only set it +x and used /etc/rc.d/rc.bluetooth start +<Kenjiro> just that +<pprkut> what I meant :) +* Tadgy gets the doll for rc.bluetooth to demonstrate where it was touched +<Kenjiro> Tadgy: LOL +<Kenjiro> I believe I didn't touch it in a bad way ROTFL +<Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :) +<Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww +<rob0> Hide the altar boys! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2431 + Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:56:07 UTC +% +<+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway? +<+Olfway> ... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2432 + Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:51:59 UTC +% +<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to do on +the toilet :( +. +. +<raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2433 + Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:33:34 UTC +% +<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus" +<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh? +<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name +<+hitest> heh +<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just + quickly glance? +<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language + than English? +<+Olfway> shit +<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that + and never forget it... +<+Olfway> english is the only real language +<+Olfway> (hahahaha) +<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking +<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc, + could you help me?" +<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2434 + Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC +% +SSSeSSS > [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] joins #xfs +SSSeSSS : Hi all +sandeen`` : hey there +SSSeSSS : this is the only linux chat i seen so i decided to stop by +SSSeSSS : what do you guys talk about in here +sandeen`` * points at topic ... +SSSeSSS : I am kinda new to the linux world so i dunno but I love linux +SSSeSSS : ya well i figured that much but what about +SSSeSSS : i dont see anyone on the topic if you know what i mean +SSSeSSS : I have not had any problems with my file systems yet +SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really wondering? +SSSeSSS : anyone know of another good linux chat? +2SSSeSSS < [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] quits [Quit: Leaving] +adrien : ^^ +sandeen`` : plonk. +CybDev : lol +CybDev : he really needs to get out more ^^ +elder : linux gurlz r teh bomb + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2435 + Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:16:30 UTC +% +22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS, +Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490 +22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff? +22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :) +22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd +22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2436 + Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:50:26 UTC +% ++Olfway | I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth... +@firebird | Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could +potentially bite off? :) ++Olfway | i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in +it's mouth ++Olfway | wait... ++Olfway | awh fuck +* | Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2437 + Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:55:00 UTC +% +<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke? +< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe +<+Olfway> lmfao +<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come + to think of it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2438 + Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:19:37 UTC +% +<< sharvey>> is the slackware site down? + +.... + +<< jg71>> hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server! + jg71 looks at crocket +<< petar^>> how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff +<< Junius>> he's a speshul agent + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2440 + Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:11:44 UTC +% +<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2441 + Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:39:06 UTC +% ++nyteowl | when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of, +divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2442 + Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:27:46 UTC +% ++Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's +valve stem covers off their tires ++Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them ++theborger damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2443 + Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:47:13 UTC +% +<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go. In fact, it might be beneficial. + Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even +have a website... no one knows about it!" +<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2444 + Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC +% +<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen? will the aliens abduct me and stick +things up my back side? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2445 + Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:14:36 UTC +% +<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user +wanted to lick it. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2446 + Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:47:47 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of +the week +<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw +<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of +the week :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2447 + Added: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:43:57 UTC +% +< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet +< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average. +< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's +< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average +after the internet something something something porn. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2448 + Added: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:11:27 UTC +% ++Olfway | i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea ++adrien | which is a pearl necklace of course ++Olfway | and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn... +which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire ++Olfway | well im out for the night ++Olfway | later y'all + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2449 + Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:23:38 UTC +% +(+ theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2450 + Added: Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:30:42 UTC +% +<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward +* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now +engaged. To another woman. +<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez! +<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2452 + Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 05:10:12 UTC +% +<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$ +/index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last; +<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and +barfed all over nginx + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2453 + Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 20:21:00 UTC +% +<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P +<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough +building + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2458 + Added: Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:52 UTC +% +curiousgeorge | what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy +of the install dvd +curiousgeorge | but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all +these upgrades ;) +adaptr | yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2460 + Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 01:44:41 UTC +% +<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap +airfare? +<gheraint> become aircrew +<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag? +<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to +not become religious? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2461 + Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 08:19:33 UTC +% +<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge +opteron + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2462 + Added: Fri, 18 May 2012 19:15:32 UTC +% +(+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2463 + Added: Mon, 21 May 2012 14:59:40 UTC +% +<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever +<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do +<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up +on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out. +<gry> What was the problem? +<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in? +<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor. +<thrashout> lol +<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out +<T_A_N_K> lmfao +<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2464 + Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle +at the same time + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2465 + Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:58:49 UTC +% +# Yo-mama jokes by nerds... + +<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%... +<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput +<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width +<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline +<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions +<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle +at the same time +<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource +<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle... +<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around +her body +<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle +<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her. +<+Stoo> hm .. nah ++Stoo * fails at this game +<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play +<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own +<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports +<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size +<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access +<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at +once. +<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough +viruses +<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous +<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages +<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every +performance. :P HAHAHAHHA + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2466 + Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 20:28:43 UTC +% +* andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :| + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2467 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2012 19:28:48 UTC +% +<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine +<HoopyCat> is that near constantinople? +<bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's +<HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry +<bob2> hm i think i got all my apostrophe's correct +<bob2> @win +<bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat +<Commodore> apostrophes +<Commodore> does not have an apostrophe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2468 + Added: Mon, 28 May 2012 13:10:54 UTC +% +<Skywise> how much does it pay? +<mancha> 5 bugumbas +<Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin? +<mancha> once your ass stops hurting + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2469 + Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 18:46:50 UTC +% +<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2470 + Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 19:50:44 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2472 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:39:34 UTC +% +* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The +Sopranos +* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The +Sopranos though a window at his house +<+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man +* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow +talk. +<+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things? +<+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2473 + Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:46:52 UTC +% +<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony +soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not +cruel enough. +<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2474 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:57:18 UTC +% +<rworkman> I'm fucked up. +<rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock +<rworkman> Um,no. +<rworkman> Alan is an ass. +<rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2477 + Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:03:29 UTC +% +<+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D +<+theborger> get my Tan on +<+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot +<+Olfway> like, about 70-80 +<+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2478 + Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:24:58 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus + with your computer' +<+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT +<+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2479 + Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:12:31 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever +<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names' +<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm +<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought +<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm +<+aceofspades19> BITCH! +<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for +inches + so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes +<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure + faggot +<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is. +<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it +<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try... +<+SpaceJockey> lol +<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz + that matter +<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter +<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier +<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy +punishment: +<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy + punishment +<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time +for + some extenze +<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D +<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment +<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big +<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater +<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter +<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a + tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over, +man. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2480 + Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:59:00 UTC +% +<+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay* +<+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2481 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:04:45 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. +http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume +<+Bedlam> much better names +<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in +binary. +<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 +pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons +make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel. +<+surrounder> wrong +<+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2482 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:40:04 UTC +% +<+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2483 + Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:30:33 UTC +% +<+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out +<+eviljames> can't explain taht. +<+MajObviousman> fucking moon +<+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods! +<+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2484 + Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:42:36 UTC +% +Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs +Olfway:a hammer + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2485 + Added: Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:11:08 UTC +% +< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls +with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry +through the process. +< pharaun> good first step + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2486 + Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:27:09 UTC +% ++Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2488 + Added: Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:40:10 UTC +% +<+theborger> only the tip this time i swear + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2489 + Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:39:46 UTC +% ++Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2490 + Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:31:05 UTC +% +<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you will not +need crossover or wine. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2491 + Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:09:49 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> I didn't choose to be heterosexual +<+aceofspades19> I just happen to really like tits + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2492 + Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:55:30 UTC +% +<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on your +computer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2494 + Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:29:45 UTC +% +<+WhiteWolf1776> just touching it makes me smile and releaves stress ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2495 + Added: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:52:36 UTC +% +* | MajObviousman is satisfied +<rob0> | drijen jerked off, and MajObviousman is satisfied? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2496 + Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:44:39 UTC +% +<@Romster> yeah i probably haven't got the better end of the stick +* | drijen beats nogagplz with Romster's stick +* | nogagplz severs drijens love muscle +* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's ass +< nogagplz> that's it I'm done +< nogagplz> game over man! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2497 + Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:21:28 UTC +% +khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system my mouse +and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about missing of mod +probe. how fix that? + +...a few minutes later... + +rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the ChangeLog. alienBOB +helps build Slackware, and he reads the ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware, +and he even reads his ChangeLog. We expect the same of our users. :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2498 + Added: Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:23:31 UTC +% +<<+ Fatalnix>> WTF +<<+ Fatalnix>> there appears to be a colony of ants living in my Thinkpad + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2499 + Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:32:24 UTC +% +<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other software for +free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with what they know. +<NyteOwl> yes - viral/parasitc marketing it its highet form +<NyteOwl> liek giving crack to kids so they'll buy it as adults + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2500 + Added: Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:53:11 UTC +% +<tightwork> the new IRCwatchers diet +<tightwork> ship a bootable cd that launches user into freenode +<tightwork> #defocus + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2501 + Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2012 01:53:55 UTC +% +<+dive> it enters the room 10 mins before the rest of me + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2502 + Added: Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:57:58 UTC +% +<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats a lot +of crops to dust + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2503 + Added: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:53:52 UTC +% +<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style +<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2504 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC +% +< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll be +interested. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2505 + Added: Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:38:48 UTC +% +In the middle of the night from saturday to sunday: + +Charlos > [~charlos@46.102.36.93] joins #radeon +Charlos : Hello all +Charlos : are there online ? +Charlos : RV710 Radeon HD 4350/4550 +Charlos : how to make install this driver ? +Charlos : my version in OpenSuse 10.3 +Charlos : help me please... Im Paola +Charlos | changes nick to Paola + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2506 + Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:29:20 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard ... +<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took +over! She got a bone of her own. +<+Soul_keeper> good ol' nursery rhymes apply to mars. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2507 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 06:24:12 UTC +% ++Roin | off to bed good night o/ ++Soul_keeper | take raela or adrien with you :) ++raela | adrien is the better choice +@adrien| I fart in bed ++raela | I also happen to fart in my sleep so hey ++raela | I am not the safe coice! ++raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour milk. I +can't lie to nil about being hungry :( ++raela | the farts tell all ++MajObviousman | dear god this is comedy gold + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2508 + Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:04:33 UTC +% +<+Myk267> It's not enough! +<+Olfway> thats what she said + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2509 + Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:58:52 UTC +% +<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's silence +<wargus> :D +<wargus> was already the same yesterday +<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't deny +you're enjoying this. :-P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2510 + Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:32:40 UTC +% +<Nuck> tmux: for when you get tired of screen's bullshit :D +* Nuck huggles tmux +<gry> what did screen do wrong this time? :) +<Nuck> gry: /configuration files/ +<Nuck> That's it. +<gry> oh yeah, I think I didn't touch them +<gry> why did you have to, what did you want to change in its behaviour? +<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy spawn at +startup of my home server +<Nuck> I run them in screen for easy access +<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add two +windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager to hug their +parents in public + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2511 + Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:41:59 UTC +% ++Olfway | but yeah... ++Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware ++Olfway | t'was love at first sight... ++Olfway | slackware, not him ++Olfway | lmfao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2512 + Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:55:34 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing it. +Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now, you're +just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention like some +sexually abused 14 year old boy. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2513 + Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:01:15 UTC +% +<+tintin> Do all people here use slackware? +<+hitest> of course it is the law +<+aceofspades19> tintin: no they use GoatOS +<+Olfway> hitest++ +<@SirBotsAlot> karma - hitest: 23 +<+tintin> tintin++ +<+tintin> Olfway: hi +<+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi +<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and I still + don't know. +<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, no pc + needed +<+Olfway> hahahaha +<+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy +<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear +<+hitest> dive, it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day +<+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat +<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join + ##slackware-offtopic +<+Olfway> hahahaha +<+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware +<+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit +<+Olfway> lulz +* dive ducks +<+Soul_keeper> :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2514 + Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 04:03:17 UTC +% +<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my dreams get. +Up to a point +<MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2515 + Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:57:32 UTC +% +<mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_ +* Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues. +<mark_peters> Not that odd. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2516 + Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:08:32 UTC +% +<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other +place where i got more space? +<mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/ +<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount +it in other place where i have more + space +<mark_peters> How is it not an option? +<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete? +:-) +<thrice> why can't you move stuff, either? +<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there +<ZYX> because it`s virtual + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2517 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:35:37 UTC +% +-!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke +YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams] +<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2518 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC +% +<+Stoo> seriously. I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is +like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2519 + Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:21:11 UTC +% +<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they +touched. my. screen. +<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2521 + Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:30:22 UTC +% +< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS +<+erry> no need for caps! +< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2523 + Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:48:28 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the +Mama. +<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right +in bed with you first date. +<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me +<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2524 + Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:26:35 UTC +% +(+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2525 + Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:29:45 UTC +% +< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and +green color themes.... +< thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people +< iToast> thegerdur, how +< thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2527 + Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2012 08:04:25 UTC +% +<+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2529 + Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:32:08 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2531 + Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:52:48 UTC +% ++MajObviousman | you know, it seems immediately obvious ++MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy ++MajObviousman | sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2532 + Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:59:00 UTC +% ++krizzo | Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/ + +Dominian | heh + +Dominian | How'd you do that? + +Dominian | ask them what a naked woman looks like? ++SpaceJockey | lmao + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2533 + Added: Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:28:02 UTC +% ++s0ulslack | I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to +shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen ++s0ulslack | the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits ++s0ulslack | boxen lost on that one + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2534 + Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:03:21 UTC +% +<@dwfreed> Bottien: pail +<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these +similar topics: 'penis' + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2535 + Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:40:18 UTC +% +(+ Roin) Ok that hurts +(+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench? +(+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly +(+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2536 + Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2012 23:30:48 UTC +% +<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion..... +<firebird> penile* +* firebird runs for cover +* xovan throws a fag grenade +<xovan> *it explodes into bronies* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2537 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:31:48 UTC +% +<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned +everyone +<xovan> it got smart +<antiwire> lol +<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!! +<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel +<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots +<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc +<xovan> a master race of ai +<xovan> it was becoming skynet +<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha +<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this? +<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't +very good at building AI +<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit +<xovan> they can't be trusted +<antiwire> it was like HAL +<xovan> what are you doing firebird ? +<firebird> making a bot script +<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave." +<antiwire> CLICK + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2538 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC +% +<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference +<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually +meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2539 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:36:45 UTC +% +<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved. +<d4wnr4z0r> yup. +<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem. +<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and +again +<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first +<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2540 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC +% +<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour +period? +<Skywise> depends on how much i drink + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2541 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:39:30 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I +could make a fuckin' killin'. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2542 + Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:51:25 UTC +% +<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they +can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you +hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2543 + Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:05:12 UTC +% +KaMii | myan apocolypse already happened + KaMii | they forgot to calculate leap years +WhiteWolf1776 | yea KaMii ... you showed up +WhiteWolf1776 | but that only killed the channel ;) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2544 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:38:26 UTC +% +<KaMii> does anything live in arizona? +<wswhitney> Sand. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2546 + Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2012 06:27:12 UTC +% +(+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2547 + Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:50:14 UTC +% +* troii has joined ##security +<troii> /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2550 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:44:36 UTC +% +<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit out of me +just now + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2551 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 07:11:16 UTC +% +<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the openbsd +thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, humble bundle, +etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never had a desktop presence? + nah +<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash of non-UNIX +ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it will have forgotten its +roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country girl who moves to the big city to +make it in show business, before long we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks +in a back alley to support its meth addiction. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2552 + Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:45:51 UTC +% +<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to make a +screen door watertight. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2553 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:12:00 UTC +% +d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I was laid. +d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago +Tadgy: Tell me about it. +Tadgy: My dick has atrophied. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2554 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:37:02 UTC +% +< CaptainArf> duke +< CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop! +< CaptainArf> curses +< CaptainArf> doesnt* +< Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2555 + Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:55:12 UTC +% +< raz_> what is `ip` command used for ? +< Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies. +< Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2556 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:31:56 UTC +% +Roin; I did all my homework today +Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2557 + Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:04:13 UTC +% +<@Murdog> PENIS +<@Murdog> WANGS +<@Murdog> DICKS +<@Murdog> COCKS +<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +<@Murdog> SHLONGS +<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +<@Murdog> BELLENDS +< Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2558 + Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:11:14 UTC +% +<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return? +http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM +<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok? +<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look +<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why +I'm asking these guys +<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here +file +<tem-> ^ +<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them. +<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol +<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2559 + Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC +% +< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just + talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2560 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC +% +<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since my last assignmnet... +i've been irc'ing all day... every day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;) +<theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows +<surrounder> haha yeah +<surrounder> go join #ubuntu +<BP{k}> or ##linux +<WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee +<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go to ##linux +<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp stick in my +eye +<surrounder> hahaha +<surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++ +<BP{k}> LOL +<AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4 +<WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway +<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head up a fat +girls vag + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2561 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:35:18 UTC +% +<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for my laptop +<surrounder> zomg custom! +<BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels ..... +<BP{k}> then I discovered beer. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2562 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:10:29 UTC +% +<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please +read +http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. +You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843). +* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3 +<HelenaB> :o +<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/ +<DG> nah +<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions! +<HelenaB> DG: works here +<HelenaB> it's his computer +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)" +<TomM> LOL! +<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server +<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd +<DG> ^ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2563 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC +% +Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie +Skywise | he never argues the issues +Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else is saying +Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can +mancha | skywise is a racist +Skywise | see theres my point made +Skywise | i never said i approved of racism +Skywise | mancha is lying + arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2564 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:17:47 UTC +% +... +WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;) + Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats your +explanation +WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well + arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel... Who's winning? + * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl + arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2565 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:21:43 UTC +% +< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the +mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the +same thing a couple of months later +... +< arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base +< eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space +< arfon> HA HA!!!! I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat +< pink_mist> lol +< mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die.... +< arfon> lol + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2566 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:01:46 UTC +% ++Olfway | well, this is awkward ++MLanden | wipe it twice and wash your hands :P ++Olfway | i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache ++MLanden | then,wash your face...try not to grin )_* ++aceofspades19 | thanks for sharing ++Olfway | i just heard collective drink-spitting ++Olfway | and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside ++aceofspades19 | I am already dead on the inside ++Olfway | i just killed you a little more dead ++aceofspades19 | you can't get any more dead than dead +* Olfway smells a noobfarming + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2568 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:13:06 UTC +% +<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me. +<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt +<slava_dp> saved :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2569 + Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:53:49 UTC +% ++arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms... ++arfon | There seems to be a correlation +@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2570 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC +% +< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the +middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted +< Jack-is> Ah +< Jack-is> Bummer. +< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance? +< Jack-is> A bit. +< MajObviousman> I looked down + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2571 + Added: Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:51:10 UTC +% +< iammpain> I just had to run this command.... +< iammpain> cat poop.log + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2572 + Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:14:29 UTC +% ++theborger | i got to find someplace to put this thing ++misspwn | ok i am ready for the big one ++misspwn | ha ++misspwn | ok + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2573 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:27:26 UTC +% +[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer. +[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD +[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though? +[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where +they permanently store data. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2575 + Added: Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:20:53 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2577 + Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 04:23:59 UTC +% ++Olfway | guys... i think im gay ++cmyster | as in happy ? ++Olfway | i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore ++Olfway | i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2579 + Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:59:20 UTC +% +<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house +and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's +what old people's orgasms are like + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2580 + Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:23:10 UTC +% +<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. +http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume +<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names +<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of +measurement in binary. +<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a +pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 +gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel. +<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong +<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup +<TheM4ch1n3> lol +<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl +<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony +<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped. +<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao +<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2582 + Added: Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:46:00 UTC +% ++theborger | Roin: yer you a rich kid ++Roin | Hmpf I earn my own money :O ++Dominian | is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ? ++Roin | They are scrapped up all the time? o_o ++Dominian | Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time... ++Roin | Dominian: why? ++Dominian | from being on your knees all day ++theborger | Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash ++Roin | a man has to do, what a man has to do + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2584 + Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:33:06 UTC +% +<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out +of it? +<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you +<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay? +<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon! +<+pparadis> oh you know it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2585 + Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:36 UTC +% ++cmyster | anyone here a python guy ? ++cmyster | as in the programming language, not what you think is between your +legs + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2586 + Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:53:07 UTC +% +<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men +getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2587 + Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:10:57 UTC +% +<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar? +<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2588 + Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:04:31 UTC +% ++eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ? Same size or +larger than your 'tormentor' ? ++Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that ++adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy ++Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so ++LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2589 + Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:41:53 UTC +% ++arfon | antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working.... ++Tadgy | That's viagra for you. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2590 + Added: Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:48:37 UTC +% ++linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night +with someone ++linXea | except for last friday.. I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned +it ++linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2591 + Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song. Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2592 + Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC +% +<anonymous> Hello +<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux. +<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :- +<anonymous> (root@localhost/)# +<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the +product if defective + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2593 + Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:58:54 UTC +% ++Crosma | Girls have vaginas. ++aceofspades19 | Crosma: good job + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2594 + Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:56:38 UTC +% +sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2595 + Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:32:01 UTC +% ++Alan_Hicks | I wonder.... ++Alan_Hicks | Is ginger jizz freckled? ++eviljames | You WOULD wonder such a thing ++nofra | Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2596 + Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:11:11 UTC +% +<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a +meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2597 + Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:50 UTC +% ++nofra | theborger: How's your wife's BJs? ++Alan_Hicks | nofra: They're excellent. ++nofra | HA HA! ++Alan_Hicks | noobfarm? :^) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2599 + Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:02:55 UTC +% +< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up +and running +< EugeneKay> I like where this is going. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2600 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:19:35 UTC +% +<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived? +<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count +<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit? +<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh? +<+s0ulslack> sad niglet +<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting +bitchslapped by a kid in the basement. +<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2601 + Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC +% +<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought +it was secure +<nofra> I run eviljamesware... No exploits there! +<eviljames> nofra: yes. none. +<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own? +<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2602 + Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:42:38 UTC +% ++misspwn | Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16 ++misspwn | my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him ++misspwn | no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put +hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that +happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger +with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened ++alisonken1home | my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black ++Mortvert | Pfffahahahaha misspwn. ++Mortvert | I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts ++misspwn | GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts ++Mortvert | strong enough to kill ++misspwn | thanks dad + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2603 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:35:29 UTC +% +<< Banish>> what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp +bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2604 + Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:07:57 UTC +% +<+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2605 + Added: Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:25:41 UTC +% +<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth +<surrounder> lol +<Stoo> o_O +<adrien_oww> pee in her anus! +<adrien_oww> \o/ +<sencha> she's married now +<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth +<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like +<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now +<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user" +<sencha> social meth user lol +<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my +IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P +<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well +<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/ +<surrounder> \o/ +* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving) +<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth? +<Stoo> pretty sure +<Stoo> not an expert though +<Olfway> sencha, what? +<sencha> Olfway, what? +<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth +<nofra> I think meth changes the rules.... +<Olfway> i miss this channel +<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago +<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth +<Olfway> woooooow +<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet +<nofra> Wait.... Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you +know where/how to get meth???? +<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away +<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians... +<surrounder> and clowns! +<nofra> Clowns are evil +<nofra> They are tools of teh devil +<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man +<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else +<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look +<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..." +<surrounder> all handy in one place +<surrounder> I don't see any downsides +<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back? +<nofra> hang +<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow +<Olfway> McAmphetamine + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2606 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC +% +theborger i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :) +theborger shit still works + +aceofspades19 999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one +firebird if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son.... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2607 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:25:41 UTC +% +<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process. +<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to face. Second +phone + interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview. + Personality test. Hired. +<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer these days? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2608 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 03:49:54 UTC +% +< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year on youtube +<+Sandtblood> let me put it this way +<+Sandtblood> no one does + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2609 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:00:03 UTC +% +<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either the +wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2610 + Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:55:24 UTC +% +<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take a joke +:) +<+ass|hat> Tadgy: y u no take jokes? +<+sencha> Tadgy is sensitive +<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his harbl +acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror. +<+theborger> OMFG hahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2611 + Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:59:53 UTC +% ++surrounder | dutch <3 ++surrounder | it's not a language, it's a throat disease + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2612 + Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:10:51 UTC +% +-!- arch [~arch@unaffiliated/arch] has joined ##slackware +< arch> hello +< arch> would anyone like to have sex with me +< arch> i only have platonic sex with other qt girls +< arch> such as myself +-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ +-!- mode/##slackware [+q arch!*@*] by rworkman +<@rworkman> There, you just got fucked. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2613 + Added: Wed, 06 Feb 2013 05:18:45 UTC +% +<Roin> surrounder: did you ever try LSD? o_o +<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical background +of kitchen utilities? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2614 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:08:58 UTC +% +<+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome? +<+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit +<+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger? +<+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs +<+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2615 + Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:45:12 UTC +% ++firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot? ++sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick" + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2616 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC +% +<+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it +<+misspwn> it's about fucking time +<+Tadgy> misspwn: On average, about 5-8 inches :) +<+Tadgy> D'oh... complete channel fubar there. +<+Tadgy> misspwn: apologies. +<+krizzo> whoa PM's should be just that... private. ;) +<+misspwn> wow Tadgy +<+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon +<+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :) +<+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2617 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:53:51 UTC +% ++Tadgy | Debian has a packaging process? I thought they just took a shit, cut +it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the turd-halfs. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2619 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:37:18 UTC +% +<+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html +<@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com) +<+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2621 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:45:02 UTC +% +<eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_ +Japanese that they all switch L & R +<eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2622 + Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:03 UTC +% +<< lnxslck>> is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer? +<< pink_mist>> no +<< NyteOwl>> lol, no +<< Urchlay>> there are slackware certified lunatics :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2624 + Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:31:06 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches. +<+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2625 + Added: Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:26:48 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing +you to excersize your innate human right to own property? +<+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools. +<+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb. +<+acidchild> :) +<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your +garage. +* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again? +* eviljames walked into that one +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it. +<+eviljames> *headdesk* +* hitest claps +* eviljames also claps +<+eviljames> bravo. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2626 + Added: Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:09:40 UTC +% +<+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2627 + Added: Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:09:38 UTC +% +<+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass +<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free +Willy +<+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2629 + Added: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:47:49 UTC +% +(+ antiwire) ok i suck +(+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!? +(+ antiwire) love u long tieeemmm + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2630 + Added: Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:45:45 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual. +<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2631 + Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC +% +<surrounder> and why traffic court ? +<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are? +<surrounder> km/h +<Olfway> hang on +<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105 +<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone +<surrounder> :| +<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ? +<Olfway> i had to shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2632 + Added: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:01:30 UTC +% +on uninstalling software on Fedora: + +<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?! +<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2633 + Added: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:11 UTC +% +<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my +baby. I want a boob job" X_X +<antiwire> lol +<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire +<aceofspades19> and your goat +<adrien> firebird: thanks +<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found +#gaygeeks on freenode +<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2634 + Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC +% +<<+cmyster>> well, +<<+cmyster>> unlike a cock, life is always hard + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2635 + Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:07:56 UTC +% +<+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful... +<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful. +<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2636 + Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:03:58 UTC +% +frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2638 + Added: Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:34:06 UTC +% +<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2640 + Added: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:05:23 UTC +% +< rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns +< MajObviousman> makes sense +< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five +< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands +< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up + +[3 minutes later ...] +< derfy> i get it! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2641 + Added: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:54:19 UTC +% +<+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect +<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has +11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush. +<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux +distributions? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2642 + Added: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:36:23 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and +have an Emacs userland. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2643 + Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:51:15 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again. +<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2644 + Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:10:19 UTC +% +<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now +<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2645 + Added: Sun, 05 May 2013 08:07:59 UTC +% +<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2646 + Added: Tue, 07 May 2013 02:37:04 UTC +% +<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2647 + Added: Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:33 UTC +% +Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always +find one of my nicks saying something. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2648 + Added: Sat, 11 May 2013 23:33:11 UTC +% +<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops. +*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to ++o Alan_Hicks +<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for? +*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for +##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013. +War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to +##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public | +Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf." +<Dominian> haha +<Dominian> I see +* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2650 + Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC +% +(+ Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to + introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give + information for blind people +(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o +(+ Roin) o_o* +(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome +(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people. +(+MajObviousm) sign me up +(+ Roin) Uhm... +(+ BP{k}) next one ... +(+ Roin) -.- +(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people! +(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate! +(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute! +(+ BP{k}) :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2651 + Added: Wed, 15 May 2013 11:04:32 UTC +% +<+majorsecurity> + don't be silly, wrap your willy! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2652 + Added: Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:20 UTC +% +<+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2653 + Added: Mon, 20 May 2013 17:44:03 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy. +<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over +her face. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2654 + Added: Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:34 UTC +% +<+antiwire> + Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its fan port. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2655 + Added: Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:16:03 UTC +% +At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party: + +raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii +raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2656 + Added: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:12 UTC +% +<wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years +<gry> wims, what phone? +<wims> gry: i got a really old windows phone +<wims> the sony x1 +<wims> i think it is +<gry> nice +<gry> i <3 competent users who don't whine about ms being crap +<gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus) +<wims> lol +<crazedpsyc> true! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2658 + Added: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:50:25 UTC +% +<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two +angels to find out which one is the largest? +<David> wait, no, that is wrong +<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I +find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's +value? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2659 + Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC +% +< KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2660 + Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 05:25:40 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal leakage. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2661 + Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:19:13 UTC +% +Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room. +Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl +antiwire: lol +skysploit: oops +xssx: lol +babybear3333: ermmm +rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast +xssx: haha +Jambs: ptz :( +Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the link to +reset passwd please +Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep +Jambs: a thousand apologies +Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a sleepy job +here giving rs +Jambs: cambio cambio some op here? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2664 + Added: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 04:09:08 UTC +% +<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi? +<gry> net +<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU +<wlan> ? +<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut, +kak normal'nye lyudi +<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii +<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :) + +English Translation: + +<wlan> Are there any normal people here? +<gry> no +<wlan> Or only developers +<wlan>? +<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like +normal people +<Phazorx> in emulation mode +<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them +:) + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2665 + Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC +% +<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, I +might make an exception +<+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2667 + Added: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 04:21:14 UTC +% +<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are +the licenses good for life? +<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan +<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000. +<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then +REGISTER and then paid $15. +<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2668 + Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC +% ++raela | yeah, I don't like kissing + +raela | for many reasons ++surrounder | silly raela + +raela | though I have kissed people, damnit! ++surrounder | ! ++sumtingwong | raela: the main one being that you have to be within 1 ft of +someone? + +raela | sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, yes ++adrien_oww | woah ++adrien_oww | that's worth of /topic! ++adrien_oww | (worth of it but should probably not make it)p + +raela | it's not that great :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2669 + Added: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 08:28:14 UTC +% +<+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams +<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with her. + Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2670 + Added: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:11:15 UTC +% +<oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp? +<Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp +<Zhivago> The sup guys are not here. +<oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how? +<Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though. +<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest learning +Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; and then you do that +in Common Lisp. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2671 + Added: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:27:06 UTC +% +< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me? +< Fay> ... +< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_ +< Blacklite_> why not? +< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me? +< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about +downloading all of the packages from +http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/ +< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware? +< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be. +< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_? +< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly +< Cultist> it is user friendly +< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly +< krizzo> I agree with Cultist +< Fay> +1 +< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click +installer, compatibility with other distros, etc +< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware +< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack +< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently? +< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment +< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously +< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo +< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then? +< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct? +< Blacklite_> quite. +< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2673 + Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC +% +<<@ dive>> @qgr +<<@ slackoff>> <hitest> hairy goat nipples + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2674 + Added: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:44:38 UTC +% +IBM5150PC | this package: +https://build.opensuse.org/package/show/openSUSE:Factory/love-0_7_2 +IBM5150PC | DevIL is missing +penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems making love +? +IBM5150PC | umm, wow, you took it out of context, didn't you +* penguin42 always tries to +IBM5150PC | That's sick + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2675 + Added: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 18:01:19 UTC +% +<anonymuouss> i have some networking books i should be reading as well doh +<reisio> d'oh! +<anonymuouss> no wonder i always have to use dhclient lol +<reisio> lololol +<reisio> | | | +<reisio> /\/\/\ +<anonymuouss> haha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2676 + Added: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:01:46 UTC +% +<AeroNotix> ,(+ 1 1 ) +<AeroNotix> what's the bot repl syntax? +<H4ns> AeroNotix: there is no repl bot +<AeroNotix> H4ns: that would explain it! +<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can evaluate (+ 1 +1) in their heads +<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to (+ 1 +1) +<hitecnologys> 42 +<p_l> *snrk* +<AeroNotix> hitecnologys: finally, someone to help me +<hitecnologys> AeroNotix: np +<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or 41.99999999 +on Intel processors. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2677 + Added: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 12:39:23 UTC +% +mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube +mradot | how illegal would it be to make one? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2678 + Added: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 12:09:41 UTC +% +04:02 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@unaffiliated/kamii] by Alan_Hicks +04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was right. + http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2679 + Added: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 04:05:46 UTC +% +<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer is now +just a physicist. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2680 + Added: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:46:49 UTC +% +<DrLou> PG friends, does Native Language Support 'just work' on OSX? +<RhodiumToad> what do you expect it to do? +<DrLou> speak to me in Italian, lovingly, when I execute psql +<DrLou> French would be fine, as a close second... + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2681 + Added: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 13:02:16 UTC +% +Blacklite_ | http://ctrlq.org/maps/where/ is where the info is from +Blacklite_ | is says my GPS is in the whitehouse. +Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on teletoonatnight.com +it's fucking hilarious. +ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable? +Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf. +Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf: really? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2682 + Added: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 01:39:02 UTC +% +<Blacklite_> computers can't be used for EVERYTHING under the sun +<Skywise> they make lousy fertilizer + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2683 + Added: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 15:04:08 UTC +% +<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed the door. +It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die. My +food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black dress slacks has been removed +from the couch. It is now only a matter of whether I starve to death first, or +go mad with lack of suitable sleeping conditions. I will sit in the center of +the house and sing the song of my people, as I await the end. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2684 + Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:33:00 UTC +% +<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly +hammered. +<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His +mates ask him if he got home OK. +<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home. But I blew chunks when I got there" +<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that +drunk" +<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No. Chunks is my dog." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2685 + Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC +% +14:43 < TheM4ch1n3> I dont want to buy hardware from a company that has +thumbs.db files on there FTP server + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2686 + Added: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:44:48 UTC +% +Blacklite_ + can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic? + ChiaSmurf + lol + Skywise + yeah, the person who banned you +Darth_Slack + Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the shit out of +the channel + ChiaSmurf + 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering how to get +unbanned... + Skywise + lol + Skywise + thats efficient + pink_mist + 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2687 + Added: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:45:12 UTC +% +<crocket> zendeavor, I'm probably stupid. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2688 + Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:21:41 UTC +% +<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"? +<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr +plugin working +<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check) +<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys +for this. +<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted" +<armin> thank you. +<armin> 8) +<Flexo> aha +<Flexo> np +<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces +<Flexo> o.O +<njsg> what even when how +<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2689 + Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC +% +( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup of hepatitis + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2690 + Added: Fri, 11 Oct 2013 19:06:25 UTC +% +<<+ dive>> @urban crocket +<<@ MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in +valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a +crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A +parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I think I saw a +giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex] + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2692 + Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC +% +<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as me :( + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2693 + Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 22:52:08 UTC +% +redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the top of +this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim? +redotis: http://hastebin.com/supecavijo.md +Raimondi: redotis: +%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/ +redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick. +redotis: That was fucking awesome. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2694 + Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC +% +< Fatalnix> teacher caught me doing it and was laughin + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2695 + Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 18:48:23 UTC +% +<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat was +excellent +<+theborger> raela: same thing all the girls tell me +<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape your +basement + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2696 + Added: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:01:54 UTC +% +< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes. +< Demon_Fox> Not true +< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes +< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not. +< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes". + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2697 + Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC +% +<BP{k}> Never thought Roin was a squirter. ;) +<Roin> Yah :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2699 + Added: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:19:54 UTC +% +<<+ acidchild>> I love this city. +<<+ dive>> was it built on rock n roll? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2700 + Added: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:13:18 UTC +% +< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn +< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn' +< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide +http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html +< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"? +< crumb> oh +< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2702 + Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC +% +< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're utterly +wrong. Since I can see my passport and what it says. +< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: http://www.webcitation.org/5wFDMMVPV +< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Can't view it in a non-GUI browser. +< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord Goldsmith +QC's Citizenship Review +< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981, 1965, +1964, 1958, 1948 +< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your (incorrect) +opinion to read it. I've proven you wrong, that's good enough for me. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2703 + Added: Tue, 17 Dec 2013 10:26:50 UTC +% +WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast packet +.... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if it does and it's +on the other side +Skywise: network is layer 3 dude +WildWizard: lol you have no idea + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2704 + Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:01:47 UTC +% +<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to surrender + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2705 + Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 14:16:40 UTC +% +< Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware +community, please... go troll #ubuntu + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2706 + Added: Thu, 02 Jan 2014 14:33:21 UTC +% ++antiwire + testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon ++theborger + like we are that lucky +antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: Connection +reset by peer) ++theborger + maybe there is a god ++MLanden + $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.< + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2707 + Added: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:06:53 UTC +% +<Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2708 + Added: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:01:00 UTC +% +<+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf +<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The Community's +Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com) +<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's other +than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well +<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?! +<+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous! +<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop already +and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland utility a +vulnerability! +<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file with a +shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and ran until I +killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their webserver or +something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy will be so proud! Maybe +she'll fondle me when we get in bed together! +No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If some +other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his userland utilities +to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer the consequences! +<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the colostrum off +your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until you get a spark! +<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are by +finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, you +gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and smart you +are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is oozing out of your +ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel. +<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, learn to +wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and cut your cock off +with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually contribute something of +use to humanity! +<+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests. +<+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2709 + Added: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 02:18:41 UTC +% +<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"? +<wiglet> that will be sweet +<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again +<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago? +<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2710 + Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC +% +< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from responding to +my comments. +< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to whiney +bitches. But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, and luckily you're +providing plenty of exposure. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2711 + Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:25:05 UTC +% +<<+ tim-->> what do you call that thing where you get fucked so hard that +your ass gets a hole in it +<<+ dive>> life + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2712 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 01:13:36 UTC +% +<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' by +professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is that anyone can +distribute something (and thus also waste my time with looking at it). + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2713 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:10:01 UTC +% +Urchlay | actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up 15 minutes now. +So maybe that was it +Urchlay | dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, they don't +really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*) + +rob0 | pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring +Urchlay | I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2714 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:54:07 UTC +% +<sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~ +/hello(bar)?world(flop)/); +<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there is no +bar? +<pink_mist> don't use $a or $b +<pink_mist> except in sort blocks +<pink_mist> not even in examples +<sloth> then $foo and $bar +<pink_mist> you already had $foo there +<sloth> then $pink and $mist +<gry> :D + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2715 + Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:09:40 UTC +% ++antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18 ++antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server. ++shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19 + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2716 + Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:25:02 UTC +% +<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the PSU switch +to 220 for extra power + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2717 + Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:30:43 UTC +% ++wizrad | Eureka +@dive | careful with that axe, Eugene... +@dive | wow ++wizrad | I need to axe you a quession +@dive | wizrad, just get to the point ++wizrad | dive: that is my point. the act of axing. +@dive | you're sharp today ;) +wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though +@dive | got something to grind? ++wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack +@dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short ++wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2718 + Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:02:54 UTC +% +<+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all +<+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me +<+wizrad> WhiteWolf1776: have a good one +<+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA +<+_tim> wtf +<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?! + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2719 + Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:17:31 UTC +% +<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o +<al> yours not, evidently +<al> :D +<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent +dictionary and fails :( +<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy +<davispuh> dict* + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2722 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC +% +<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions i've +ever made. 1 minute and counting +<Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2723 + Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:44:28 UTC +% +< Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct +< Aethiopemborste> just becuase +< Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct? +< Trypta> Balance patch? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2726 + Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:09:52 UTC +% +talk about shells: + +@dive | I sell csh by the c shore ++wizrad | shell puns are korny ++wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2727 + Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 08:14:55 UTC +% +(+WhiteWolf17) i'm cheap... and fun + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2728 + Added: Sat, 03 May 2014 02:31:05 UTC +% +< pegwole> If you're an artist and someone died during a portrait do you + keep painting them? +<+jlindsay> Why not? Their schedule just opened up +< pegwole> Does it stay a portrait or does it become a still life? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2729 + Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 02:41:36 UTC +% +>>>>>> noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net +<< noobfarm_int>> Wheres noobfarm?! + <<<<<< noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net +[quit] + [Client Quit] +<<+ Fatalnix>> damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long. +<<+ Fatalnix>> :D +<<@ dive>> guess where that's going? +<<+ Fatalnix>> ? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2730 + Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 12:53:32 UTC +% +<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer. You get it, and then people feel sad for +you for a while, and then you die. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2731 + Added: Mon, 12 May 2014 18:55:36 UTC +% +<Shibu> i have changed the setting in Filezilla +<Shibu> still it is not getting connected +<Shibu> can u check at your end +<Shibu> it is giving me error +<Shibu> Error: Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error: + Could not connect to server +<Shibu> what is the issue? +<Shibu> ??? +<Shibu> ??? +<xzr> Could not connect to server +<Shibu> please advise +<Shibu> Man....ftp is not getting connected +<Shibu> can u assist me real fast +<Shibu> it is affecting my business +<xzr> it seems that your ftp can't connect to the server +<Shibu> so what is the solution +<Shibu> how can I access it +<xzr> make it connect to the server +<Shibu> how? +<xzr> by fixing it +<Shibu> how to fix it? +<xzr> by learning how to fix it +<Shibu> where I have to change it +<xzr> in the settings +<Shibu> connect to some technical person who can assist me +<JettaJoey> ?unmanaged +<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets) makes you +responsible for the configuration of the server and any third party software. A +managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you. +<Shibu> how can I configure in droplets +<Shibu> assist me for that +<xzr> :D +<xzr> u funny +<Shibu> man no jokes please +<Shibu> am here for a very serious issues +<Shibu> and u r not helping me out +<Katasrophic> Open a ticket +<[joker]work> ?started +<Shibu> I opened a ticket +<Shibu> talked to them multiple times +<Shibu> still am not getting solution +<[joker]work> the problem is that this isnt a support issue +<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own server. +And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for fucks sake. +<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will move to +diffrent provider +<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the things you +configure yourself +<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff in it +work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they will support +almost everything in the box too. +<Shibu> Man I have gone through all the tutorials and communities +<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO's support staff, just fyi. DO is +ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic. +<Shibu> am not getting solution thats why I prefered direct chat +<[joker]work> this is NOT a support channel +<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to manage +your droplet +<[joker]work> and Digital Ocean is an unmanaged provider +<Shibu> I know FTP very well and using for past 5 years +<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll pay more +for that hand holding +<Shibu> all the server config is so easy unlike yours +<xzr> :D +<Katasrophic> lol +<xzr> it's unmanaged you idiot +<Daniel0> 'very well' +<Daniel0> lol +<esde> FTP ALL THE THINGS!!! +<Shibu> ok refund me +<Shibu> thats the only solution +<Katasrophic> good luck with that +<[joker]work> open a ticket requesting a refund +<Shibu> am going to dispute in paypal +<[joker]work> no need +<xzr> :D +<Shibu> I dont want ti use this service +<[joker]work> just open a ticket requesting a refund +-*- esde laughs quietly to self +<Katasrophic> think we got a troll here guys lol +<xzr> dont worry the service doesn't want you either +<[joker]work> shots fired +<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have provided +you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot configure it +correctly +<[joker]work> SHIBU WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ON DIGITAL OCEAN +-*- JettaJoey hugs is bed +<wiak> ;P +<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners and +professionalism +<Shibu> using lot many abusive words +<[joker]work> i want to give you a refund +<esde> >lot many +<[joker]work> can you please just give me your email +<esde> dat engrish +<xzr> atleast we have the professionalism to be able to configure ftp +<xzr> well that is if anyone sensible would use it +<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have created +the droplets, domains, I have received the username password in email +<Shibu> but am unable to connect using that credentials +<[joker]work> give me your email +<xzr> the likely problem is you have no fucking idea what you're doing +<DarkSaint> wow +<esde> give me the root password and ip, i'll try for you Shibu. ;) +<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password wth SFTP +option am trying to connect +<Daniel0> lol http://imgur.com/gallery/7Rq6W +<[joker]work> Shibu what is your email at digital ocean +<Shibu> IP: 128.199.xxx.xxx +<esde> FTP = / = SFTP +<Shibu> user: root +<DarkSaint> wow wow +<Shibu> pass: nfhxxxx +<xzr> :D +<xzr> :DDDDD +<Katastrophic> xD +<esde> nice! +<DarkSaint> wtf ? +<Katastrophic> whelp.. +<Katastrophic> lol +<justaguy> oh my +<Katastrophic> then that happened +<DarkSaint> please get a refund +<Shibu> u r also not able to conenct? +<DarkSaint> if you can be that naive you don't need to be here +<esde> Shibu: on a non-default ssh port? +<JettaJoey> oh god +<DarkSaint> wow +<justaguy> and this is irc history +<JettaJoey> you don't give that kind of stuff out +<DarkSaint> this is a firtst +<JettaJoey> I've seen it before +<Shibu> port 22 +<Daniel0> lol +<Shibu> means? +<esde> ssh -p 22 root@122.199.xxx.xxx +<[joker]work> Shibu good luck +<esde> ^C +<JettaJoey> 603 people have your password + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2732 + Added: Thu, 15 May 2014 15:11:38 UTC +% ++Fatalnix | Meh. I'm still puzzled from yesterday. Someone was trying to +convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should be in +the model... ++WhiteWolf1776 | mvc... has models? ++WhiteWolf1776 | i thought it was just pasty white boys with glasses + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2733 + Added: Fri, 23 May 2014 13:22:45 UTC +% +<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived and +about to get high on caffeine? +<gry> throwing caffeine out of the window and heading to sleep :) +<j4jackj> LOL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2734 + Added: Sat, 24 May 2014 12:31:29 UTC +% +adrien: programming has the potential to break many things + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2735 + Added: Mon, 26 May 2014 19:13:34 UTC +% +<jenthehappygeek> Good morning. +<jenthehappygeek> If a download says x86_64 will it work on 64-bit? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2736 + Added: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 12:46:20 UTC +% +<jimbow> do you exercise? +<usr> Jimbow intelligent people don't have enough time to exercise +<Atroc> nope +<Hydrogenum> I only exercise when dating a female + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2737 + Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:15:26 UTC +% +<jolux> Hello, could somehelp please send me a password reset email? +<niko> jolux: email sent +<jolux> Thank you! It's going in KeePass this time. +--> icesword joined +<nzerobody> jolux, what's your keepass password? +<jolux> and why would you like to know this? +<nzerobody> I'm doing a survey on password strength +<jolux> uh huh +<jolux> riiiiiight +<jolux> and i'm doing pentesting +<icesword> lol +<sveta> :) +<jolux> would you like to open this suspicious file for me? +<icesword> lmao +<jolux> i have a few zip bombs as well +<jolux> those are always fun +<icesword> wait for the ban hammer +<icesword> guys +<jolux> TL;DR I'm not that stupid. Good day. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2738 + Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:21:38 UTC +% +< TheM4ch1n3> Demon_Fox: my troll problem, could be paranoia +< Tadgy> TheM4ch1n3: Demon_Fox isn't just paranoia, he really is a troll. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2739 + Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 18:50:06 UTC +% +<svetlana> eeee: hi. +<eeee> svetlana: hi +<svetlana> eeee: we talked earlier today. +<eeee> about the cron? +<svetlana> yes. +<eeee> ah yes i woke up and figured it out on the toilet +<svetlana> did it start working the way you intended? +<eeee> in the morning today :D toilet helps +<eeee> yeah +<svetlana> woo. mornings are awesome. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2740 + Added: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:02:59 UTC +% +<+eviljames> PHEAR THE CANADIAN NAVY http://bit.ly/1qE6sID +<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones they're +deploying? +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: ^^ +<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: I have not! +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme a second +to find a link. +<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: thx +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you go. +http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2741 + Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:07:12 UTC +% +<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by mostly men, +the only cock being talked about is a rooster? +<Tadgy> You people are just wrong. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2742 + Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 18:48:38 UTC +% +Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2743 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC +% +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case +I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? +<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep +<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right +<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom +<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale +<bender> bed operator +<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil +<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :) +<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs +<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no + +Translated: + +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case +I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? +<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep +<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right +<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English +<abs60923> on a Russian channel +<bender> bed operator +<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked +<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :) +<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs +<abs> bed operator is a strong thought + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2744 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC +% +"Talking about Token Ring Networks" + ++misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger + ++theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas + ++theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am +trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something ++majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening ++theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck +on your dick ++theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am + ++theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in +the Jahovas face ++theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have +a good study night + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2745 + Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC +% +<<+majorsecurit>> we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then +today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom +has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years +<<+ theborger>> majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one +<<+ tiddy>> majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your +mom with your gf's pussy + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2746 + Added: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:58:09 UTC +% +< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2747 + Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:39:39 UTC +% +<< thi>> hi guys, hi higor +<< thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus +<< thi>> FilterCode="Ehac +<< thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-* +<< thi>> what's the secret to running? +<<@ g0v>> walk fast + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2749 + Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC +% ++BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2750 + Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 10:37:46 UTC +% +<nanicoar> :< +<nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337. +<nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2751 + Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:14:18 UTC +% +<wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2752 + Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:26:33 UTC +% +<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just +for the record. +<+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2753 + Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:59:06 UTC +% +< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2754 + Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:27:15 UTC +% ++eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2755 + Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:15:55 UTC +% ++wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me. I had to read +thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that. then I had to get a ride to work.. +did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work.. +did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of +boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'. + So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out +fromt blowing the horn to pick me up. ++wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2756 + Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:09:19 UTC +% +(+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2757 + Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:53:36 UTC +% +<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though, +so read up on them next time you're bored :p +<Gorroth> be bored! regex is great +<Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid +<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the +same way +<farrioth> Gorroth: sed +'/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s +<gry> :o +<farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild... +<ForTheWin> ??? +<k2gremlin> wtf? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2758 + Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:18:25 UTC +% ++wigums | *** pterodactyls *** + * | hitest runs + * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away ++wigums | mmm beer ++wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant ++hitest | good to know + * | hitest returns with a keg ++wigums | lol ++hitest | :) ++wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink +pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten +by one + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2762 + Added: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:29:36 UTC +% +theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off. +<theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here. +<wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time +<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to +become like a job you HAVE to do +<wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2763 + Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:19:15 UTC +% +maldridge | socket wrench xkcd? + + drijen | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords + + maldridge | ah, right + + MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend + + drijen | right? + + * | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/ + + maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5 + + drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with +the most expensive, nicest + | wrench i could find + + maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale: +http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1 + | +0005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYW + | w1zRoCwzLw_wcB + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2765 + Added: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:05:52 UTC +% +<Upstand> is this a dating network? +<T_D_H> yes +-*- T_D_H takes off his robe and wizards hat +<-- Upstand has left #help +<zi> i think you're supposed to put those on +<T_D_H> this is the brazzers version + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2766 + Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:46:58 UTC +% +< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo +< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2767 + Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC +% +<<+ wizzoid>> An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, +Irish pub, drinks, beer + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2769 + Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC +% +<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs +<`Eddie|Mac> native language + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2770 + Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC +% +< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm +going to have to poop +< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then +most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more +< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a +digestive act? + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2771 + Added: Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:33:02 UTC +% +< CHVNX> I have several bands. +< SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument +< CHVNX> What do you play? +< Dominian> skin flute +< SpiceMan> I can't claim I play. +< SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument +< Dominian> hahaha + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2772 + Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:39:50 UTC +% +< MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need +managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an +engineer try to sell to the average end user? +< ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting +things done +< MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages +< MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold +< drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time +< MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then? +< ninjabox> ooooooooo + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2773 + Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2015 21:49:23 UTC +% +maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is + apparently a deal breaker for just storing both +drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do +drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy +is a pentium III +phy1729: I could IRC on that + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2774 + Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 03:59:36 UTC +% +< ryuo>| Workster, it has risen! +* ryuo faints. +<@ Workster>| hah +< nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that +< nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of +blood to the brain + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2775 + Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC +% +<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both +ends." + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2777 + Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC +% +<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i +went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette +<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2778 + Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC +% +< felixjet> does linode accept adult content? +< MajObviousman> as payment? +< buhman> ^ yes +< felixjet> as payment? +< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex +<@caker> heh + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2779 + Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC +% +<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2780 + Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC +% +<bob> When I have money, I shall :p +<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small +thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt +<bob> Ha nice one +<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing +from everyone +<bob> Syringe? +<lyrg> no +<bob> Thread? +<lyrg> LOL +<lyrg> ye +<lyrg> s + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2781 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC diff --git a/noobfarm.dat b/noobfarm.dat Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..900fb0d --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm.dat diff --git a/noobfarm2fortune.sh b/noobfarm2fortune.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..479ace2 --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm2fortune.sh @@ -0,0 +1,205 @@ +#!/bin/bash + +VERSION=0.99.1 + +usage() { + cat <<EOF +noobfarm2fortune [-options] + +noobfarm2fortune v$VERSION by B. Watson (yalhcru@gmail.com), released +under the WTFPL. Do WTF you like with this. For full license, see +http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/ + +Scrapes quotes from noobfarm.org, formats them as a fortune database. +Output is a text file called "noobfarm" and an index called +"noobfarm.dat", created in the current directory (or wherever the -o +option says). + +Options: + -h --help This usage message. + -f --first First quote. Default is 1. + -l --last Last quote. Default is to use the highest numbered + on the site. + -n --no-cache Wipe the cache directory before starting. + -s --sleep N Sleep N seconds between fetches. Minimum is 2. + -o --output-dir Write the noobfarm and noobfarm.dat files here. This + could be /usr/share/games/fortunes to write directly + to the system-wide fortune database. Default is the + current directory. + +This script is NOT supported by the owners of noobfarm.org. Do NOT +contact them if you have problems. +EOF +} + +sanity_check() { + local exe + local bad=0 + + for exe in strfile links sed wget touch grep id getopt; do + # use 'type' instead of 'which', it's a bash builtin. + # also if getopt became a bash builtin one day, this + # code wouldn't break. + if ! type $exe &>/dev/null; then + echo "Can't find $exe in path" + bad=1 + fi + done + + if [ "$bad" = "1" ]; then + echo "Install the required external programs or fix PATH so they're visible." + echo "PATH is set to: $PATH" + exit 1 + fi +} + +die() { + echo "$@" 1>&2 + exit 1 +} + +extract_quote() { + local file="$1" + links -html-margin 0 -dump $file > $file.tmp + local added=$( sed -n 's/.*\(Added:\)/\1/p' $file.tmp ) + sed -e '1,/^$/d' -e '/Home || Add Quote/,$d' < $file.tmp >> $QUOTEFILE + ( echo ; echo "$INDENT-- noobfarm.org, quote #$quote" ; echo "$INDENT $added " ) >> $QUOTEFILE + if [ "$quote" -ne "$LASTQUOTE" ]; then + echo '%' >> $QUOTEFILE + fi + rm -f $file.tmp +} + +# This is completely stupid, but amusing. +spinchars="|/-\\" +spinner() { + local step + local pos + local char + + let step=$1/10 + let pos=$step%4 + char=${spinchars:$pos:1} + echo -ne "[ $char ]\r" +} + +# main() would start here in a real programming language + +sanity_check + +OPTS=$(getopt -n noobfarm2fortune -o hno:s:f:l: -l help,no-cache,output-dir:,sleep:,first:,last: -- "$@") + +if [ "$?" != "0" ]; then + usage + exit 1 +fi + +while true; do + case "$1" in + -h|--help) usage; exit 0 ;; + -n|--no-cache) WIPECACHE=1 ; shift ;; + -o|--output-dir) OUTDIR="$2" ; shift 2 ;; + -s|--sleep) SLEEPTIME="$2" ; shift 2 ;; + -f|--first) FIRSTQUOTE="$2" ; shift 2 ;; + -l|--last) LASTQUOTE="$2" ; shift 2 ;; + ""|--) shift ; break ;; + *) echo "Unknown argument: $1" ; usage ; exit 1 ;; + esac +done +if [[ "$@" != "" ]]; then + usage + exit 1 +fi + +if [ "$( id -u )" = "0" ]; then + CACHEDIR=/var/cache/noobfarm2fortune +else + CACHEDIR=/tmp/noobfarm2fortune."$( id -nu )" +fi + +echo "Using cache dir: $CACHEDIR" + +OUTDIR=${OUTDIR:-$( pwd )} +QUOTEFILE=$CACHEDIR/noobfarm +SLEEPTIME=${SLEEPTIME:-2} +INDENT=" " # default is 37 spaces + +OUTDIR="$( readlink -m "$OUTDIR" )" +echo "Using output dir: $OUTDIR" + +case "$SLEEPTIME" in + 1|1.*|.*|0*|"") echo "Ignoring sleep time $SLEEPTIME, using 2 sec" + SLEEPTIME=2 ;; + [0-9]*) ;; + *) echo "Invalid sleep time $SLEEPTIME" ; usage ; exit 1 ;; +esac + +if [ "$WIPECACHE" != "" ]; then + rm -rf $CACHEDIR + echo "Wiped cache" +fi + +mkdir -p $CACHEDIR +cd $CACHEDIR || die "Couldn't create $CACHEDIR" +rm -f $QUOTEFILE + +if [ "$LASTQUOTE" = "" ]; then + LASTQUOTE="$( wget -q -O- http://noobfarm.org/ | sed -n 's/.*div *id *= *"quote_\([0-9]*\)">.*/\1/p' | sort -n | tail -1 )" + + if [ -z "$LASTQUOTE" ]; then + die "can't get last quote number from site (page layout changed?)" + fi + + if echo "$LASTQUOTE" | grep -q '[^0-9]'; then + die "got weirdness \"$LASTQUOTE\" instead of last quote number (page layout changed?)" + fi +fi + +echo "Last quote is $LASTQUOTE" + +FIRSTQUOTE=${FIRSTQUOTE:-1} +quote=$FIRSTQUOTE + +# The .inprogress marker is there in case the user presses ^C +# while wget's waiting for data (resulting in a 0-byte HTML file). +while [ "$quote" -le "$LASTQUOTE" ]; do + spinner $quote + if [ -e "$quote".inprogress ]; then + rm -f "$quote".inprogress "$quote".html + fi + + if [ ! -e "$quote".html ]; then + echo -ne "Getting quote $quote... \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b" + touch "$quote".inprogress + wget -q -O "$quote".html "http://noobfarm.org/index.php?id=$quote" + if [ "$?" = "0" ]; then + echo -ne "OK\r" + else + echo "FAIL" + fi + rm -f "$quote".inprogress + sleep $SLEEPTIME + fi + quote=$(( quote + 1 )) +done + +quote=$FIRSTQUOTE + +while [ "$quote" -le "$LASTQUOTE" ]; do + spinner $quote + if grep -q '"quote_output"' $quote.html; then + extract_quote $quote.html + elif grep -q 'That quote does not exist' $quote.html; then + echo -ne " Quote #$quote does not exist\r" + else + echo "Quote #$quote seems malformed, check $CACHEDIR/$quote.html" + fi + quote=$(( quote + 1 )) +done + +set -e +echo +mkdir -p "$OUTDIR" +cd "$OUTDIR" +cp $QUOTEFILE . +strfile $( basename $QUOTEFILE ) diff --git a/notefreq b/notefreq new file mode 100755 index 0000000..49dbe60 --- /dev/null +++ b/notefreq @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +sub usage { + die <<EOF; +Usage: $0 [-annn] note + +Where `note' is a letter A through F, with optional # or b (sharp +or flat), followed by an octave number (e.g. A4 is a concert A, E1 is +the low E on a bass, E2 is the low E on a guitar, C4 is "middle C"). + +Frequencies are by default calculated using "concert pitch", where A4 = 440Hz. +If -annn option is given, the "nnn" will be used as the pitch of A4 instead. +(In other words, "-a440" is the default). + +EOF +} + +%notes = ( + C => 1, + 'C#' => 2, + Db => 2, + D => 3, + 'D#' => 4, + Eb => 4, + E => 5, + F => 6, + 'F#' => 7, + Gb => 7, + G => 8, + 'G#' => 9, + Ab => 9, + A => 10, + 'A#' => 11, + Bb => 11, + B => 12 + ); + +if(@ARGV && ($ARGV[0] =~ /^-a([.\d]+)$/)) { + $ref = $1; + shift; +} else { + $ref = 440; # A440 +} + +$refnum = $notes{A} + 12*4; + +$_ = shift; +($note, $oct) = /^([A-G][#b]?)-?(\d\d?)/i; + +usage unless $note; + +$num = $notes{ucfirst lc $note} + (12*$oct) - $refnum; + +$freq = $ref * (2 ** ($num/12)); + +print "$freq\n"; diff --git a/parallel_resistors b/parallel_resistors new file mode 100755 index 0000000..18df62d --- /dev/null +++ b/parallel_resistors @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +if(@ARGV < 2) { + usage(); + exit 0; +} + +for(@ARGV) { + if(/^([\d.]+)k/i) { + $_ = $1 * 1000; + } elsif(/^([\d.]+)m/i) { + $_ = $1 * 1000000; + } + + if(not $_+0) { + warn "Invalid resistance: $_\n"; + usage(); + exit 1; + } +} + +$res += 1/$_ for @ARGV; +printf "%.2f\n", 1/$res; +#print 1/$res, "\n"; + +sub usage { + my $b = $0; + $b =~ s/.*\///; + print <<EOF; +Usage: $b r1 r2 [r3] [r4] [...] + +Calculates the total resistance of two or more resistances in parallel, +according to the formula: + +1 / ( (1/r1) + (1/r2) + ... + (1/rN) ) + +Resistance values can contain a decimal point, and may be given in ohms +(with no suffix, e.g. 100, 470, 10000), or in units of 1000 ohms (suffix +"K" or "k": 1K, 4.7k, 0.1k), or units of 1 million ohms (suffix "M" or +"m": 1M, 4.7m, 0.1m). + +Result is always given in ohms. + +EOF +} diff --git a/renumfiles b/renumfiles new file mode 100755 index 0000000..28ff2b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/renumfiles @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +sub usage { + die "Usage: renumfiles <-fake> <startnum> pattern [files ...]\n"; +} + +if($ARGV[0] =~ /^--?f(?:ake)?$/) { + $fake = 1; + shift; +} + +$num = 1; +if($ARGV[0] =~ /^\d+$/) { + $num = $ARGV[0]; + shift; +} + +$pattern = $ARGV[0] || usage; +$pattern =~ s/\%d/%02d/; +if($pattern !~ /\%\d+d/) { + $pattern = "${pattern}_\%02d.jpg"; +} +shift; + +@files = @ARGV; +usage unless @files; + +for(@files) { + my $new = sprintf($pattern, $num); + warn "'$_' => '$new'\n"; + rename($_, $new) unless $fake; + $num++; +} diff --git a/sanerename.pl b/sanerename.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..b607a5d --- /dev/null +++ b/sanerename.pl @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w + +# sanerename.pl by Urchlay + +if($ARGV[0] eq '--fake') { + shift; + $fake++; +} + +if(!@ARGV) { + while(<>) { + chomp; + push @ARGV, $_; + } +} + +for(@ARGV) { + my $o = $_; + $_ = lc $_; + s/(\w+)'(t|s)/${1}${2}/g; # de-apostrophize can't, don't, billy's, etc... + s/\s+/ /g; + s/\s-\s/-/; + s/[\s`~!\@#\$%^&*()=+{}\[\]|\\;:'",<>?]/_/g; + s/_+/_/g; + s/_\././; + s/_-_/-/g; + if(-f $_) { + warn "$_ already exists, not renaming `$o'\n"; + } else { + if($fake) { + warn "$o => $_\n"; + } else { + rename $o, $_; + } + } +} |