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| author | B. Watson <yalhcru@gmail.com> | 2020-10-30 03:21:20 -0400 |
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| committer | B. Watson <yalhcru@gmail.com> | 2020-10-30 03:21:20 -0400 |
| commit | 45723d1d0f08306060a6add0eccd5c50c3fed307 (patch) | |
| tree | 3572bd1fa8332a5d2ca0968f10bcfdc7c41a11fb | |
| parent | a70da6c048c16a40f598ddd1384d44f89a07d980 (diff) | |
| download | misc-scripts-45723d1d0f08306060a6add0eccd5c50c3fed307.tar.gz | |
added new noobfarm scraper
| -rw-r--r-- | README | 3 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | noobfarm | 23975 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | noobfarm.dat | bin | 18688 -> 17464 bytes | |||
| -rw-r--r-- | noobfarm.removed | 6216 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | noobfarm2fortune.pl | 184 |
5 files changed, 14364 insertions, 16014 deletions
@@ -23,6 +23,9 @@ lddtree - show library dependencies as a tree mkclick.pl - generate a click track at a given tempo netqiv - wget and display an image file noobfarm2fortune.sh - scrape noobfarm.org, create fortune(6) file (no longer works!) +noobfarm2fortune.pl - scrape noobfarm.org, create fortune(6) file (works!) +noobfarm, noobfarm.dat - fortune(6) file, made with above +noobfarm.removed - fortune(6) file, fortunes from the old site that got removed notefreq - given a note (and octave), show the frequency parallel_resistors - 1 / ( (1/r1) + (1/r2) + ... + (1/rN) ) randoom - wrapper for oblige, make and play random Doom II levels @@ -1,196 +1,59 @@ -This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English. - -<Goblet> let's emulate netbios? -<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE -& -lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE -<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE -<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE -<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE -THERE! I'M HERE! -<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? -<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES? -<sjmSK> AT LEA -ST NOT ME -<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME -<sjmSK> NOT ME -<_jv> NOT ME -<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT. -<bLeRp> MEEEE! -<G -oblet> (blerp is a samba box) -<__pint> HEY I AM HERE! -<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL -ABOUT US TO OTHERS - IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE? -<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..." -<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI -LL BE THAT ONE! -<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY? -<__pint> I AM! -<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE? -<__pint> I AM! -<sjmSK> I'M NOT -< -holox> ME! -<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE? -<__pint> ME! -<bLeRp> MEEEEE! -<holox> I'M HERE! -<sjmSK> WANTY0UME -<Goblet> NICE THAT -YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! -<__pint> MEEEE! -<bLeRp> NO, I AM! -<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file. -<bLeRp> I'M -THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE! -<Goblet> __pint, luckily :) -<__pint> NO, MEEEE! -<Goblet> cool netbios emulation -<__pint> <blue screen& -gt; - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1 - Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC -% < octan> why do you need 2 gw's < Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2 - Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1, 2006-11-14 % From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/ Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires Administrator privileges... Um??? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #3 - Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2, 2006-11-14 % < robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to -constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) or -learn major new things. For now, at least, I choose option #1. +constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) +or learn major new things. For now, at least, I choose option #1. < john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data? < john83> slackware sux < robw810> Well, there goes that answer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #4 - Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #3, 2006-11-14 % -< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we did it -w/o any lube +< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we +did it w/o any lube < straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot < tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool < straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs < tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ? < straterra> Or..public logs - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #5 - Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:08:01 UTC -% --!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined -#slackman -< Lambda> help -< Lambda> please -< Lambda> i got pwnt -< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness -< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker -< Lambda> :) -< Lambda> lmfao -< Lambda> uber pwnt -< Lambda> i got uber pwnt -< Lambda> help e -< Lambda> help -< Lambda> please -< Lambda> oh god -< Lambda> please help me -< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD -< Lambda> HELP -< Lambda> PLEASE --!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit [] --!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ -< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS -< Lambda> :) -< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS -< Lambda> :) -<@robw810> excuse me? -< Lambda> SUCK -< Lambda> MY -< Lambda> BALLS -< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER? -< Lambda> LMFSAO -< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling? -< Lambda> LMFAO -< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS -< Lambda> UR THE TROL -< Lambda> ROFL -< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER -< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED -< Lambda> ? -< Lambda> BY ME -< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER -< theblackbox> lol, how creative -< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT -< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER -< Lambda> :) -< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here. -< Lambda> I OWN J00 -< rob0> bye -< Lambda> LMFAO -< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away. -< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK -< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP --!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by -robw810 --!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810] -* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :) -<@robw810> :D - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #6 - Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #4, 2006-11-15 % < straterra> Lunch time at hoooters! < fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut < robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D < fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease -< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay. ;-) +< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay. +;-) < fluffd> buahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #7 - Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:19:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #5, 2006-11-21 % BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such... < Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule? -< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 -p tcp -j -DROP +< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 +-p tcp -j DROP < Rawplayer> nothing? -< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie garbage ;P +< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie +garbage ;P < maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing < Rawplayer> :P < robw810> Sounds like my wife... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #8 - Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:54:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #6, 2006-11-21 % -JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone dares -to say +JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone +dares to say anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-) -Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound? Please submit a work order so that we can -get someone out to fix it as soon as possible. ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #9 - Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:21:11 UTC +Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound? Please submit a work order so that +we can get someone out to fix it as soon as possible. ;-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #7, 2006-11-24 % <@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1 < fred> what's it currently? @@ -200,211 +63,44 @@ get someone out to fix it as soon as possible. ;-) < fred> erm... <@sadiq> yea. <@Polar> :/ -< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to 4.1.somethingHigher? +< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to +4.1.somethingHigher? <@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1 < fred> can I troll debian now? -< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that gcc4.1 is -in fact not gcc4.1 +< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that +gcc4.1 is in fact not gcc4.1 <@sadiq> yep. * sadiq pastebins < fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware. * fred thanks sadiq for permission. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #10 - Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:57:54 UTC -% -<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #11 - Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #8, 2006-11-29 % < fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #12 - Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:14 UTC -% -< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very often :-P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #13 - Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:19:18 UTC -% -<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit -<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin -<Dominian> hehe -<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him -<Dominian> might as well use bengay -<Dominian> no pun intended -<robw810> haha -<Dominian> hehe -<Dominian> well maybe a little -<Straterra> wow -<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs -<robw810> That was wrong -<Dominian> lol -<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron" -wrong -<Straterra> lol -<Dominian> lol -<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's" -<Dominian> lmao - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #14 - Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC -% -< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html -< `2StupidDogz> any ideea? -< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come -from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something -that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created -/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ... -< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do? -< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself? -< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied.. -< robw810> yeah -< robw810> WHY? -< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out.. -< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^ -< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it -will "help out?" -< `2StupidDogz> ... -< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines) -< `2StupidDogz> youre right.. -< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ? - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #15 - Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #9, 2006-11-29 +% +< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very +often :-P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #10, 2006-11-29 % < man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing? < robw810> Radioactive decay < robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #16 - Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #11, 2006-12-13 % < fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux < hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux < fragged> lmao -< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but Linux learns -you. +< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but +Linux learns you. < hbx> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #17 - Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:19 UTC -% -< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? -< straterra> Depends -< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ? -< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i -a woodchuck could chuck wood -< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck, -but with a larger memory footprint -< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood -enviroment -< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment -< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ? -< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego -< Zal> er, -z :-) -< mwalling> no, -r -< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to -be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck -< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring -< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo -< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has -the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it -< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his -name..god? -< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h> -< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl -< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood -and then it would be put under the GPL -< straterra> Oh, ok then. -< mwalling> general woodchuck license -< straterra> What about procreation though? -< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the -families -< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks -< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that -< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction -< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters? -< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with -a patched woodchuck -< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks -< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it -< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a - bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood? -< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone? -< mwalling> see rfc 1149 -< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory -< phrag> mwalling, rofl -< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high -latencies -< straterra> Might need something a bit faster -< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient -< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it -< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory -through step by step brain surgery -< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a -shit on your car should not be trusted -< straterra> mwalling: ROFL -< fadumpt> ROFL -< inflex> O_o -< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful -< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy? -< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me -< mwalling> could smell bad -< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks -< straterra> That could work -< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though -< phrag> am i drunk? -< straterra> phrag: perhaps -< mwalling> phrag: are we all? -< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a -problem -* skac pulls out the breath tester. -< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one -goes down -< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks? -< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir. -< fadumpt> sure -* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno -< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean? -< phrag> it means i'm good to go -< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction -< mwalling> boom -< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver -< fadumpt> then we're all screwed -< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source -< fadumpt> lawsuits insue - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #18 - Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #12, 2006-12-13 % < Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical. < debdexter> right -< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours away :P - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #19 - Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:19:59 UTC -% -< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement -last night -< straterra> Swear to god -< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream -< straterra> Yeah -< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our -copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and -they said "Fine..we will.." -< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream! -< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but -they never did -< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh -< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/ +< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours +away :P - -- noobfarm.org, quote #20 - Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #13, 2006-12-25 % < straterra> Go to hell Abigail < Dominian> hehe @@ -412,26 +108,21 @@ they never did < straterra> That's how I like 'em < straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #21 - Added: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:28:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #14, 2007-01-04 % -< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty Devs -bring us binaries - +< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty +Devs bring us binaries - -- noobfarm.org, quote #22 - Added: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:55:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #15, 2007-02-07 % Over email while at work (ryan == coworker): dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough* ryan: What? Are we at the doctors or something? -dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me... - +dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you +ask me... - -- noobfarm.org, quote #23 - Added: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #16, 2007-02-09 % <badagentx> How do I add a loop device to my fstab? <dadexter> man mount @@ -441,36 +132,15 @@ dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me... <robw810> dadexter: not my thing :) <dadexter> that's not what you said last night <robw810> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #24 - Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #17, 2007-02-16 % -<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was something -wrong and ran make clean :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #25 - Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:31 UTC +<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was +something wrong and ran make clean :( + -- noobfarm.org, quote #18, 2007-02-16 % < dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of Nobel prize - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #26 - Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:55:48 UTC -% -* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline -for six months. -< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it -< Dominian> hhe -<+Alan_Hicks> Nope. The power button was broke. -<+alienBOB> Haha -< Dominian> lol -< Dominian> that's hiliarious -<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace -this machine. :^) - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #27 - Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #19, 2007-02-18 % < NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol < NetEcho> until I beat every level @@ -487,31 +157,23 @@ this machine. :^) < StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh.... < StratWork> Errr...man on woman action.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #28 - Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:11:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #20, 2007-03-28 % -<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that -my wireless mouse batteries were missing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #29 - Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:20:49 UTC +<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to +realize that my wireless mouse batteries were missing + -- noobfarm.org, quote #21, 2007-03-29 % -< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore? i was in the cub scouts, do -you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk -crap like you were in Nam or something - +< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore? i was in the cub +scouts, do you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide +territory? so don't talk crap like you were in Nam or something - -- noobfarm.org, quote #30 - Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #22, 2007-04-09 % -< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ]; -then upgradepkg $#; fi } -< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever -worked anyhow. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #31 - Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:19:32 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = +'-u' ]; then upgradepkg $#; fi } +< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in +rpm ever worked anyhow. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #23, 2007-04-09 % <Mithridat> hi all <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820) @@ -520,8 +182,8 @@ worked anyhow. <Mithridat> can you help me?? [2 minutes later] <Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all -<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude -D820) +<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL +latitude D820) <Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card <Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC <Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me?? @@ -533,12 +195,10 @@ D820) <MithridateS> are you there? * MithridateS has quit () <acidchild> whats the point in doing that... -<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a -realistic question. +<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that +wasn't a realistic question. <acidchild> heh. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #33 - Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #24, 2007-04-24 % * theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade <rworkman> NO @@ -559,116 +219,47 @@ realistic question. * theorem_ cheers <twolf> more beer * Half-Left is in a million pieces - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #34 - Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:47:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #25, 2007-04-27 % From #xfce -< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install -new fonts ? +< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to +install new fonts ? < lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before) -< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel. -< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right? - :D +< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's +channel. +< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, +right? :D < ElAngelo> good answer rworkman -< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling -and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :) +< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for +trolling and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :) < lipstick_> stfu wanker < rworkman> See? < ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #35 - Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 14:47:00 UTC -% -* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings -< Dominian> he works fine most of the time -< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on -most systems." -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm... -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in -'wishing' state; may be unstable" -< Alan_Hicks> Ah! You must have an older version of me. Try upgrading to the -latest release. -< Dominian> odd... -< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the -resulting binary is huge. -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why. -* Dominian edits out the crap -< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah! Just run "make enima" -< Dominian> enema -< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too. (Spelling Processor Unit) -< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima. My kernel hackers can't spell. :^) -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema -literally causes the machine to shit itself. -< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something... -< Dominian> ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense ---give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks -< Dominian> hmmm.. -< Dominian> configure works... -< Alan_Hicks> That's possible. Did you include the kernel option for -pre-emption? That always causes problems. The ESP sub-system isn't fully -supported yet. -< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait -< Dominian> its the $ARCH -< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat -< Dominian> aha.. now make works -< Dominian> shit.. wait -< Dominian> nope.. -< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary... -< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk? -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah! -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go.. -< Dominian> --build=backwoods-hick-compat -LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool -< Dominian> THERE we go - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #36 - Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #26, 2007-05-02 % ( Agiofws) i know what i am doing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #37 - Added: Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #27, 2007-05-07 % < Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #38 - Added: Wed, 09 May 2007 00:30:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #28, 2007-05-08 % < anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH < Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #39 - Added: Sat, 12 May 2007 03:47:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #29, 2007-05-11 % -* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next -thing i do, just to prove you wrong +* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the +next thing i do, just to prove you wrong < rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #40 - Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #30, 2007-05-14 % < Straterra> Shit -< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry +< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with +a Blackberry * Straterra slams head onto table * anavel pass dildo to Straterra - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #41 - Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:01 UTC -% -< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure -slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure -slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you" -< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most -people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250 -X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #42 - Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #31, 2007-05-14 % < linux_stu> is a tickless system fine? < nullboy> i use tickless @@ -676,175 +267,127 @@ X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o < andarius> tickless ? < nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #43 - Added: Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:12 UTC -% -< andarius_> i am installing PBJ -< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time? -< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time" -* andarius_ googles -< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking -* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #44 - Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #32, 2007-05-17 % < Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night < Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #45 - Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 17:39:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #33, 2007-05-19 % -< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom +< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the +bathroom < mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty < hi> i dont go to the bathroom < oldude67> lol < oldude67> oh hes full of ____ < andarius> alien huh ? < hi> yes i have no sexual organs - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #46 - Added: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:52:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #34, 2007-05-19 % -< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a career -educator). Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long as they jump -through the hoops and do the busy work. That's just not for me. I've wasted -hours and hours of my life when I could have been doing something worthwhile. +< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a +career educator). Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long +as they jump through the hoops and do the busy work. That's just not +for me. I've wasted hours and hours of my life when I could have been +doing something worthwhile. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #47 - Added: Wed, 23 May 2007 18:11:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #35, 2007-05-23 % -< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload (or -3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse +< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload +(or 3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse <@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis? -< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone i feel -old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ... - maybe some 18s -< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded for -her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said - no lol +< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone +i feel old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ... + maybe some 18s +< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded +for her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said + no lol < tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister? < tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom < tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister < tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout < tuxq> sprout too -< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis ;-) +< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis ;-) <@alphageek> lol < tuxq> HAH - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #48 - Added: Thu, 24 May 2007 21:31:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #36, 2007-05-24 % -( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will take the -computer +( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will +take the computer ( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu ( kethry) even i know that ( rworkman) PWND ( BP{k}) HAHAHA - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #49 - Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:19 UTC -% -* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again. -< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys " - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #50 - Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #37, 2007-05-24 % < theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN < i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #51 - Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:54 UTC -% -< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her -two - kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. - The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice - children you have there. Are they twins?? - - The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they -ain't, - oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think -they're - twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" - - "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't - believe you got laid twice." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #52 - Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #38, 2007-05-25 % -<mwalling> _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for trolling -<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me? never. troll? no way man. You must have me -confused with someone of a similar nick :) -<thumbs> he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several times, -too. -<dadexter> hummm +<mwalling> _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for +trolling +<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me? never. troll? no way man. You must have +me confused with someone of a similar nick :) +<thumbs> he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several +times, too. +<dadexter> hummm theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle -<dadexter> problem solved +<dadexter> problem solved heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #53 - Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #39, 2007-05-25 % -< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are from God -Himself? -< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz - +< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are +from God Himself? +< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg +universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz - -- noobfarm.org, quote #54 - Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #40, 2007-05-25 % 04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat 04:37 < dadexter> want it? 04:37 < Straterra> Yes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #55 - Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:03:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #41, 2007-05-28 % < gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ? < Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #56 - Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:07:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #42, 2007-05-28 % < Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name? < rworkman> Sometimes. < rworkman> But everytime somebody asked... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #57 - Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:42:56 UTC -% -< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware /extra. - Of course, you could always do that the hard way too. Hell, while - you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro. -< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself for sure -< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here. In the current age -of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries - pre-compiled for a 386. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #43, 2007-05-29 +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware +/extra. Of course, you could always do that the hard way too. Hell, +while + you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro. +< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself +for sure +< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here. In the +current age of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries + pre-compiled for a 386. < Soul_keeper> yeah -< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only *maybe* -< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 optimizations, for -the record. For Java, it's a binary repackaging anyway, so - there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself. +< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only +*maybe* +< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 +optimizations, for the record. For Java, it's a binary repackaging +anyway, so + there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself. < WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there. :) -< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to be extracted -where you want it installed, no need to make a package outta that -< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and wants -to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it, - then install the package. Result is the same. -< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do it myself -< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it. Have -fun removing it when you decide to upgrade. +< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to +be extracted where you want it installed, no need to make a package +outta that +< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and +wants to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it, + then install the package. Result is the same. +< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do +it myself +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it. +Have fun removing it when you decide to upgrade. < Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just rm -rf it tho < Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever < rworkman> You obviously missed the point. @@ -852,87 +395,35 @@ fun removing it when you decide to upgrade. < Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this < Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it < rworkman> Yeah, I noticed. -< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned -into. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #58 - Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:04 UTC -% -< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0 -< Soul_keeper> rworkman, yeah but it's no good if i don't have the -prerequisites installed also -< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam -< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ? freshmeat and -google are playing dumb -< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source?? -< Soul_keeper> rworkman, of course -< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ... -< rworkman> Heh -< Soul_keeper> ok got it -< rworkman> Go ahead and give up. It will be easier on you to admit failure -now. -< Soul_keeper> rworkman, lol -< rworkman> I'm serious. -< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before -< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source. You're -looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a - minimum) -< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs -< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i -installed the latest last week ... -< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found -< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess -< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have -noticed -< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too. :) -< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed? -< Soul_keeper> jre -< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports -of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #59 - Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC +< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't +reasoned into. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #44, 2007-05-29 % < _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`? < mwalling_> yes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #60 - Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 21:26:46 UTC -% -< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork ---- time passes --- -< fred87> erm... wait a second... -< fred87> "ball", singular? -< fred87> not "balls"? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #61 - Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #45, 2007-05-29 % < Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #62 - Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #46, 2007-05-31 % < BP{k}> actually in all fairness. < BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #63 - Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #47, 2007-05-31 % >> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman ( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;) ( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:) -( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , The -computer is not mine -( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, please -try ##slackware +( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , +The computer is not mine +( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, +please try ##slackware ( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything? ( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then ( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ? ( dadexter) too lazy ( theblackbox) lol -( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here again ;) +( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here +again ;) * dadexter is a true slackman fan ( BlackSun-Irish) now bye! ( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then? @@ -940,86 +431,47 @@ try ##slackware ( dadexter) sweet, can't wait << BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #64 - Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:55:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #48, 2007-05-31 % < Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #65 - Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #49, 2007-05-31 % < anavel> yes sex :o * Dominian has no use for it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #66 - Added: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #50, 2007-06-03 % < Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay.. < Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #67 - Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #51, 2007-06-04 % < kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um.. < kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex < kethry> and interrupted them - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #68 - Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #52, 2007-06-04 % < Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer. < rworkman> AHA < rworkman> That's why married people live longer. < BP{k}> lol < rworkman> :D -< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we. If it were not for -sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #69 - Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:06:10 UTC +< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we. If it were +not for sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #53, 2007-06-04 % -This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO: - -A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling -the president one of the latest talking computers. -Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll -give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?" -Computer: 186,000 miles per second. -Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?" -Computer: George Washington. -President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my -father?" -Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia. -President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!" -Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a -twelve pound bass. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #70 - Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC -% -< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have run -butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #71 - Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:41 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have +run butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #54, 2007-06-06 % < Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #72 - Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #55, 2007-06-06 % < mwalling> god i am a fuck nut - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #73 - Added: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:58:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #56, 2007-06-06 % -* Straterra licks Chuckbot + * Straterra licks Chuckbot < Straterra> Mmm... < Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #74 - Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:38:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #57, 2007-06-07 % Phone conversation with customer... ---------------------------------------------------- @@ -1034,9 +486,7 @@ me: it was mentioned in the README file customer: wheres that? me: it was displayed at the end of the installer customer: oh. i usually just close those things - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #75 - Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #58, 2007-06-08 % 01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi 01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users @@ -1046,15 +496,11 @@ customer: oh. i usually just close those things 01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin [] Like that :-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #76 - Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #59, 2007-06-08 % < Straterra> I'd do him < Straterra> Or Brad Pitt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #77 - Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:07:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #60, 2007-06-08 % < andarius> you know you want him anyways < mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote @@ -1067,39 +513,29 @@ Like that :-) < Straterra> I'd do him too < Straterra> Damon < Straterra> you nerd - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #78 - Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #61, 2007-06-10 % -< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can -decrypt the readme has found the light +< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he +who can decrypt the readme has found the light - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #79 - Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #62, 2007-06-10 % < NetEcho_> man this is painful < Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again? < Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #80 - Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #63, 2007-06-10 % < andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs < Straterra> so does whats-his-face < Straterra> Brad pitt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #81 - Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #64, 2007-06-10 % < qudama> is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz? < rworkman> qudama: mv < nullboy> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #82 - Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #65, 2007-06-10 % < anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ? < Dominian> anavel: sure @@ -1108,181 +544,96 @@ decrypt the readme has found the light * fred87 slaps anavel * mwalling slaps anavel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #83 - Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:28:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #66, 2007-06-12 % < oneforall> seen <@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_... < mwalling> seen oneforall's brain -<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain, -mwalling? +<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's +brain, mwalling? < rworkman> HAHA - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #84 - Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #67, 2007-06-12 % -< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them -off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB -< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the -backyard +< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot +them off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB +< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it +in the backyard < nemith> still unemployed eh? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #85 - Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:44:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #68, 2007-06-13 % -< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance -exams are too hard +< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the +entrance exams are too hard < rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #86 - Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:41:19 UTC -% -< dentonj> what's up? -< orlan> my 22"<g> -< tuxq> sick bastard - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #87 - Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #69, 2007-06-14 % -< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves -< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough -entrances for 4 people.. :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #88 - Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:01 UTC +< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty +of curves +< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with +enough entrances for 4 people.. :P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #70, 2007-06-15 % < Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals < Half-Left> In fact even more so < nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #89 - Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #71, 2007-06-15 % < straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #90 - Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #72, 2007-06-16 % < mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra < heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #91 - Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #73, 2007-06-16 % < Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1? < khelban> you have 11 i presume < Bassist> khelban: I had 11 -< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard drive -and lightning +< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard +drive and lightning < Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration < rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #92 - Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:48 UTC -% -( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages... -( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts -( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #93 - Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #74, 2007-06-17 % < oneforall> viagra > /dev/null - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #94 - Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:12:46 UTC -% -* fred87 loves vista :| - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #95 - Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:12 UTC -% -< fred87> -/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq -< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :) -< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed -this, da? -< Straterra> I'm a virgin -< fred87> there ya go. -< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g -< Straterra> BAH -< Straterra> :/ -< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change. -* BP{k} sighs -< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #96 - Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #75, 2007-06-18 % -< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a frontend for -starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs + * fred87 loves vista :| - -- noobfarm.org, quote #97 - Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #76, 2007-06-18 % -From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod: - -Those Slackware users are weird- -I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird, -but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird. -Its almost scary... - -- Faux_Pseudo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #98 - Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC +< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a +frontend for starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs + -- noobfarm.org, quote #77, 2007-06-20 % ( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display: again ( kexman) this is from sudo gparted ( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #99 - Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #78, 2007-06-20 % My Boss: OK. If only GOD knew VB - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #100 - Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #79, 2007-06-20 % < BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #101 - Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #80, 2007-06-21 % < Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS < Dominian> impressive < Straterra> I speak 56k < Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #102 - Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:30:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #81, 2007-06-27 % < Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #103 - Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #82, 2007-06-29 % < Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment? < Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #104 - Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:55 UTC -% -< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's -thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #105 - Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #83, 2007-06-29 % < TheNetuser> You can't hack me! < TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall! @@ -1290,36 +641,29 @@ thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!" < Straterra> you cant hack me! < Straterra> i have one ball! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #106 - Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #84, 2007-07-01 % -< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream flavors. you are -expected to know some basics before talking about how our ice cream truck works - +< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream +flavors. you are expected to know some basics before talking about how +our ice cream truck works - -- noobfarm.org, quote #107 - Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #85, 2007-07-02 % -< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking about -children and alcohol. - +< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking +about children and alcohol. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #108 - Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #86, 2007-07-02 % < Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #109 - Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #87, 2007-07-04 % -< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on reality. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #110 - Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:31 UTC +< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on +reality. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #88, 2007-07-05 % 06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal -06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction Layer Channel +06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction +Layer Channel 06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL? 06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic? 06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic? @@ -1327,25 +671,11 @@ children and alcohol. 06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: <davidz> HAL is a bad name | <davidz> BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name 06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007 -06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs. +06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs. 06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better -06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're doing? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #111 - Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:11:44 UTC -% -21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here -21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before -unleashing paranoia on it :P -< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;) -< Straterra> I'm not scratching that -< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts? -< macavity> lol -< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes .. -< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #112 - Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC +06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're +doing? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #89, 2007-07-06 % < straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention! < fred87> straterra: agreed. @@ -1353,17 +683,17 @@ unleashing paranoia on it :P < straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform.. < straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs < fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right? -< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they wake -up....wwuah +< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they +wake up....wwuah < straterra> fred...duh! -< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of big...strong...kde man -devs +< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of +big...strong...kde man devs < fred87> :| < fred87> there's two gay ones. < straterra> thats no fun < straterra> gotta get the straight ones.. -< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a matter of -consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you? +< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a +matter of consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you? < straterra> well.. < straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun < straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican.. @@ -1371,9 +701,7 @@ consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you? < straterra> and put gnome on their laptops < straterra> setup a webcam....and wait < straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #113 - Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #90, 2007-07-07 % < Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12? < Schroeder> whose bright idea was that? @@ -1382,133 +710,101 @@ consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you? < Schroeder> what an idiot [freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob] -[freenode] -!- ircname : Schroeder the Piano Guy +[freenode] -!- ircname : Schroeder the Piano Guy + - -- noobfarm.org, quote #114 - Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:05:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #91, 2007-07-07 % < kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ? -< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that is not -22 :( +< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that +is not 22 :( < rworkman> xterm(1) < kexman> hmm < kexman> how would i use that ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #115 - Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #92, 2007-07-09 % -< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like permissions - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #116 - Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:46 UTC +< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like +permissions + -- noobfarm.org, quote #93, 2007-07-09 % -<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS installed -software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I don't really believe -it's relevant. -<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system is set up -properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun sitting around -waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games instead of /usr/games - +<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS +installed software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I +don't really believe it's relevant. +<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system +is set up properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun +sitting around waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games +instead of /usr/games - -- noobfarm.org, quote #117 - Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #94, 2007-07-09 % < WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #118 - Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #95, 2007-07-09 % < mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA? <+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #119 - Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #96, 2007-07-10 % From #mailscanner on freenode: -< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you have issues -installing the perl module for clamav? +< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you +have issues installing the perl module for clamav? < salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew < Dominian> salsa is a bot < suprsonic> rofl < suprsonic> classic - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #120 - Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #97, 2007-07-10 % < whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first - class royal mail? + class royal mail? < Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #121 - Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:23:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #98, 2007-07-10 % < Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10 < fred87> with security updates? < Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates < Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #122 - Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #99, 2007-07-11 % < straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered... < CheeseWorx> alright < straterra> HARDER! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #123 - Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:50:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #100, 2007-07-11 % < Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #124 - Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:04:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #101, 2007-07-12 % < kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #125 - Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #102, 2007-07-13 % < BP{k}> fuck you all :P < kethry> no lovey that's later < BP{k}> w00t - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #126 - Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #103, 2007-07-13 % < actualmind> that law thing is really complicated - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #127 - Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:00:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #104, 2007-07-14 % < Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand < Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #128 - Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:06:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #105, 2007-07-14 % < nullboy> start by sticking it in - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #129 - Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #106, 2007-07-17 % < Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #130 - Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #107, 2007-07-17 % * fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to - parse his parser - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #131 - Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:15 UTC + parse his parser + -- noobfarm.org, quote #108, 2007-07-17 % -< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool names but -have no use what so ever for them .. +< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool +names but have no use what so ever for them .. < mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs? < andarius> nope < andarius> i am bug free :) @@ -1516,62 +812,49 @@ have no use what so ever for them .. < andarius> tmi man < Straterra> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #132 - Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #109, 2007-07-17 % -* Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters + * Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters < fred87> ... -* fred87 wonders why? + * fred87 wonders why? < fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S -< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire coathanger. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #133 - Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:53 UTC +< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire +coathanger. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #110, 2007-07-18 % < boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine < XGizzmo> unplug your network cable < mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface? -< boricua> mwalling, tcp 0 0 192.168.1.100:58612 -204.11.244.21:6667 ESTABLISHED +< boricua> mwalling, tcp 0 0 192.168.1.100:58612 +204.11.244.21:6667 ESTABLISHED < XGizzmo> lol < mwalling_> boricua: /quit < XGizzmo> thats your irc connection < XGizzmo> LMAO < boricua> duh me :-) i forgot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #134 - Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:11:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #111, 2007-07-18 % < kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner < Straterra> Um < Straterra> No offense.. < Straterra> But.. < Straterra> Do you HAVE to? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #135 - Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #112, 2007-07-19 % < shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #136 - Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #113, 2007-07-19 % ( snL20) palestino: right click the slit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #137 - Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:14:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #114, 2007-07-21 % < macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with - rt2500 just before, right? + rt2500 just before, right? < BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here - thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred, - so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can - stop fretting about fred :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #138 - Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:27 UTC + thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred, + so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can + stop fretting about fred :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #115, 2007-07-24 % -!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin < Zoiks> hey guys @@ -1580,137 +863,29 @@ have no use what so ever for them .. -!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin [] < elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday < Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #139 - Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #116, 2007-07-24 % From #freenode -< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call of a -channel op -< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to be -calmer are considered normal tools of management +< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call +of a channel op +< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to +be calmer are considered normal tools of management < chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #140 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #117, 2007-07-25 % < Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy? < tecky> yes < Straterra> ok < tecky> visualize and recognise :) -< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you ever wanna -come back... -* jpipkin blinks. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #141 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:50 UTC -% -< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested* -< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done -about it; obviously that's - at your discretion -< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them -< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before -applying global sanctions like k-lines -Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in -< Alan_Hicks> "attack"... To quote..... "You keep using that word. I do not -think it means what you - think it means." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #142 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC +< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you +ever wanna come back... + * jpipkin blinks. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #118, 2007-07-25 % < oneforall> whois oneforall <@alphageek> loser - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #143 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:16 UTC -% -A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new -BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. - -The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and -YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how -many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" - -The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully -grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?" - -The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to -his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a -GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he -then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high -resolution photo. - -The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to -an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an -email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored. - -He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet -with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on -his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints -out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet -printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 -sheep." - -"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. - -He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the -young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. - -Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what -your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" - -The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?" - -"You're a consultant." says the shepherd. - -"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" - -"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though -nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a -question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me -back my dog. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #144 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC -% -From #freenode: -< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his -mind, and im concerned he might continue; im more or less being preventative -< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most -situations; if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys. -< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them? -< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM -< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems -< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be -< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give -him ops again -< Schroeder> I mean, seriously -< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP -crime on freenode - servers. It's in the policies. Schroeder I understand -that you're acquainted with - the abuser but I don't think this is your issue. -Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #145 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC -% -From #freenode: -< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be. -What's the point in a - channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them? -< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting -reprimanded? -< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware -< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :) -< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel. ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #146 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #119, 2007-07-25 % < neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand, cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke @@ -1718,37 +893,23 @@ cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke < neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs < neil-> $150 and its yours.. < neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now? -< Agiofws> neil-, for 150 bucks ? +< Agiofws> neil-, for 150 bucks ? < neil-> yeah < Agiofws> you accept paypal ? < neil-> yeah < Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #147 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:28:59 UTC -% -< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my -butt was offlint. Heh -< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar -< Dagmar> Hey now not fair. Quoting *entirely* out of context - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #148 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #120, 2007-07-26 % In ##otaku: <+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently - focussing on suicide. + focussing on suicide. <+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris. <+Ketche> Good times. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #149 - Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #121, 2007-07-26 % < oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water??? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #150 - Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #122, 2007-07-26 % < mwalling_> don't say that < Straterra> Wy? @@ -1761,41 +922,19 @@ In ##otaku: < Straterra> You know what? < Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P < Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #151 - Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:11 UTC -% -< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek. I just added a "changelog.txt" to document -changes I've made to this file :) -< mwalling_> umm -< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed -tortoiseSVN to all of the clients -< mwalling_> i win :P -< thrice`> lol -< thrice`> yeah -< thrice`> ;) -< heret|c> umm -< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey, -blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open -door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a -network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room -and says.. yeah i noticed. -< heret|c> i win. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #152 - Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #123, 2007-07-26 % < jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts... -< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company with a -set of shell scripts, actually. - +< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company +with a set of shell scripts, actually. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #153 - Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #124, 2007-07-28 % -< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of trouble :) -< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do my best to -assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :) +< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of +trouble :) +< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do +my best to assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything +else really :) < andarius> and thanks a bunch < Straterra> How about.. < Straterra> Goat porn? @@ -1803,276 +942,198 @@ assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :) * andarius prefers well shaven beavers :) < BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #154 - Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #125, 2007-07-28 % -( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn jobs start +( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn +jobs start (+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job?? (+rworkman) Damn. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #155 - Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #126, 2007-07-28 % -chris_punches: Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt. I think you forgot -about your shoe-spoon crusade - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #156 - Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:00 UTC +chris_punches: Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt. I think you +forgot about your shoe-spoon crusade + -- noobfarm.org, quote #127, 2007-07-29 % -< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source are -they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you start down -the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken them it will. - +< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source +are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you +start down the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken +them it will. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #157 - Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #128, 2007-07-29 % < chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs < scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :( < fred> true. < thrice`> we know < mwalling> yep - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #158 - Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:31 UTC -% -( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly. You can think of UDP as the -retarded cousin of TCP. -( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #159 - Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #129, 2007-07-29 % ( chris_punches) i dont have fits ( scorchsaber) it's constant? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #160 - Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #130, 2007-08-02 % < thrice`> i'm gay < mwalling_> screw you thrice` < thrice`> =] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #161 - Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #131, 2007-08-02 % <NetEcho> god I wish natural selection was a faster process - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #162 - Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:54:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #132, 2007-08-04 % ( chris_punches) <-- idiot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #163 - Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:19:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #133, 2007-08-05 % < piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO < ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel? < ananke> kernel fairies? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #164 - Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:43:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #134, 2007-08-06 % < muraii> Cow. < oneforall> jumped over the moon < muraii> Yay for cow. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #165 - Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:58:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #135, 2007-08-06 % < Zalamander> yum, wet panties - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #166 - Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #136, 2007-08-06 % -< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a working -configuration file is NOT a sane response. -< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your mouth -because you don't like the taste of cupcakes. +< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a +working configuration file is NOT a sane response. +< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your +mouth because you don't like the taste of cupcakes. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #167 - Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #137, 2007-08-06 % -< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on masturbation - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #168 - Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:25:45 UTC +< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on +masturbation + -- noobfarm.org, quote #138, 2007-08-07 % < andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #169 - Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #139, 2007-08-08 % < mwalling_> i'll take some ass - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #170 - Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #140, 2007-08-08 % -< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this system -< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig jumping out -of oneforall's butt +< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this +system +< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig +jumping out of oneforall's butt < dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line < muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #171 - Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:01:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #141, 2007-08-09 % -< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear - -you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it for, -anyway ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #172 - Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 UTC +< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear +- you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it +for, anyway ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #142, 2007-08-09 % < nullboy> you twisted bartards -* sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, dusts -itself off and asks for a drink. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #173 - Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:31:06 UTC + * sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, + dusts itself off and asks for a drink. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #143, 2007-08-09 % -< chris_punches> GYAH! Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME. +< chris_punches> GYAH! Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME. < chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #174 - Added: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:59:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #144, 2007-08-10 % < rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #175 - Added: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:00:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #145, 2007-08-11 % < mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #176 - Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:36 UTC -% -( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #177 - Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #146, 2007-08-13 % -< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation from your -mom +< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation +from your mom < NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P -< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, they -said +< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, +they said < NetEcho> ouch backfire - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #178 - Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:52:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #147, 2007-08-14 % -* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, seeing -as it's a few blocks from his apt +* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, +seeing as it's a few blocks from his apt < rob0> ntlug? < nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix.... -< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a version of -Linux. - +< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a +version of Linux. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #179 - Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:31:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #148, 2007-08-15 % * andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time * BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #180 - Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:29:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #149, 2007-08-16 % -< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind up on -noobfarm. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #181 - Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:49:01 UTC +< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind +up on noobfarm. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #150, 2007-08-17 % < Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #182 - Added: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:08:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #151, 2007-08-18 % < straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #183 - Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:52:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #152, 2007-08-20 % <andarius> they let chicks in the marines now ? <mwalling> andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #184 - Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:55:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #153, 2007-08-20 % < Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #185 - Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:57:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #154, 2007-08-21 % -< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some -duct tape +< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and +some duct tape < Dagmar> So now it can suck properly? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #186 - Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #155, 2007-08-21 % -< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything -from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk +< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take +anything from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk < Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful examination -* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy + * mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy < Dagmar> C'mon < Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers < Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #187 - Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #156, 2007-08-21 % PeterS: why does linux blow? dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #188 - Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #157, 2007-08-21 % -< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works. +< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount +works. < rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount. < AbortRetryFail> ;) < rworkman> ;p < andarius> man mount < rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #189 - Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #158, 2007-08-21 % -* NetEcho slaps everyone + * NetEcho slaps everyone -!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ <@rworkman> Excuse me? -!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman < rworkman> ;-) -* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P -* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass. + * NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P + * rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass. < rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it. < NetEcho> nooooooooo < NetEcho> how will I hear music now? < rworkman> Fart. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #190 - Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:51:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #159, 2007-08-22 % < chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #191 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #160, 2007-08-23 % -Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware -again +Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware +a.k.a. slapfaceware again -!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks -!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned] < nullboy> the force has been balanced. @@ -2080,9 +1141,7 @@ again < CaptObviousman> school's starting back up < CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear < rk4n3> CaptObviousman: yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #192 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #161, 2007-08-23 % < Dominian> that was at 8:58am < Dominian> mwalling_: give it time @@ -2090,80 +1149,52 @@ again < mwalling_> er < mwalling_> impatient - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #193 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:16:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #162, 2007-08-24 % < straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement < Dominian> straterra: I use it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #194 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #163, 2007-08-24 % < thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you -< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice... -< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity - +< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even +notice... +< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my +stupidity - -- noobfarm.org, quote #195 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #164, 2007-08-24 % -< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by -now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is -not as intelligent as I give her credit +< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a +geek by now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the +bathroom) she is not as intelligent as I give her credit < mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom? < mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason < StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run! < BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;) < rworkman> Flossing what? < BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P -* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra -* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet + * mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides + straterra + * acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet < acidchild> :D < rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right? < acidchild> oh gross. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #196 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:14 UTC -% -02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows - WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"] -02:51 < fred> bah -02:51 < fred> lies. -02:51 < ^Jenn> haha -02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #197 - Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #165, 2007-08-24 % * fred shines goatse into the sky < straterra> ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #198 - Added: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:48 UTC -% -< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American - Idol is? -< fred> "Trash"? -< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #199 - Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #166, 2007-08-26 % < cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715 - MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio] - [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm; + MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: + 6/496 Mio] + [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm; Note: pay attention to the last item. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #200 - Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:01:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #167, 2007-08-28 % < fred> do it harder baby! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #201 - Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #168, 2007-08-28 % < mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst < mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that @@ -2171,166 +1202,110 @@ Note: pay attention to the last item. < Tim> Hah. < fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it. <@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #202 - Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #169, 2007-08-28 % -< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #203 - Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:00 UTC -% -< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can -grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #204 - Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC +< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them +all HIV + -- noobfarm.org, quote #170, 2007-08-29 % < noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to - joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester - my day is always worse! ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #205 - Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:47 UTC + joe public, so unless you are employed as a land + mine tester + my day is always worse! ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #171, 2007-08-29 % < scorchsaber> fixed, huh? < scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say? < scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu? < ricky> Laughing at it :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #206 - Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:53 UTC -% -11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] has joined -##woodchucks - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #207 - Added: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 UTC -% -< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is -written -< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong -< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the -Week :D - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #208 - Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #172, 2007-08-29 % -< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to -your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating pussy. There is no -substitute for practice, practice, and more practice. +11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] +has joined ##woodchucks - -- noobfarm.org, quote #209 - Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:32:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #173, 2007-08-31 % -11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name -*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #210 - Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC +< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by +talking to your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating +pussy. There is no substitute for practice, practice, and more practice. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #174, 2007-09-01 % -13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something? +13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping +something? 13:03 < straterra> When it works 13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...? 13:05 < straterra> Ok 13:05 < straterra> I lied - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #211 - Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:17:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #175, 2007-09-04 % < fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #212 - Added: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:14:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #176, 2007-09-04 % -< kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #213 - Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:19 UTC + < kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #177, 2007-09-05 % -< BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #214 - Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:23 UTC + < BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #178, 2007-09-05 % -< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top gun out +< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top +gun out < straterra> OH YEAH < straterra> Kick ass movie < straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot < straterra> Even if he is short..and weird - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #215 - Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #179, 2007-09-05 % <thrice`> damn, I can't get this to come out <mwalling_> thrice`: pull harder <BP{k}> thrice`: we told you to use lube :P <thrice`> she's 21, I shouldn't have to ! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #216 - Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:21:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #180, 2007-09-07 % -< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong with my -computer.. it's paranoid +< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong +with my computer.. it's paranoid < Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #217 - Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:27:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #181, 2007-09-07 % < CygnusX1> test < nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help < CygnusX1> roger that --!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Client -Quit] - +-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit +[Client Quit] - -- noobfarm.org, quote #218 - Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #182, 2007-09-08 % DieRatte - which is why I like gay men - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #219 - Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #183, 2007-09-08 % < memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #220 - Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:02:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #184, 2007-09-08 % < kethry> its only hard if you make it hard. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #221 - Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:03:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #185, 2007-09-10 % -< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and where it -lives. -< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids who moves -in the apartment across the hall from a rock band. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #222 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:16 UTC +< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and +where it lives. +< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids +who moves in the apartment across the hall from a rock band. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #186, 2007-09-10 % < Agiofws> rworkman, buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager < rworkman> Agiofws: wrong. -< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry right ? -< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- it -manages packages. It's not a dependency manager. -< Agiofws> it does not download and install from a main repository right ? -< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not. In other news, cows don't shit on power -lines. - +< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry +right ? +< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- +it manages packages. It's not a dependency manager. +< Agiofws> it does not download and install from a main repository +right ? +< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not. In other news, cows don't shit +on power lines. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #223 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #187, 2007-09-10 % ( Agiofws) but i went through hell to get it up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #224 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #188, 2007-09-10 % < DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want? < _HAKERA_> to snif password and so @@ -2346,64 +1321,32 @@ lines. < _HAKERA_> ok ok < _HAKERA_> i go... < _HAKERA_> bye - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #225 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #189, 2007-09-11 % -< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted protocols. +< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted +protocols. < _HAKERA_> is it sniffer? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #226 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #190, 2007-09-11 % -< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I always -enable it. +< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I +always enable it. < mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it? < Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall. It's just there. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #227 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #191, 2007-09-11 % < mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing - bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a Mac ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #228 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:10 UTC -% -< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" ::: -chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates -this more ::: chris gets kickbanned - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #229 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC + bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a + Mac ;-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #192, 2007-09-11 % [re chris_punches] < rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels - where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct. + where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct. < straterra> I'll be rude - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #230 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #193, 2007-09-11 % -< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files " -ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386" -< lt_kije> visof_: stop -< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing -< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time -< lt_kije> your options are: -< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set -< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a -while and then come back -< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here -< lt_kije> do some work on your own - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #231 - Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC -% -* nullboy bends over GOGOGOG + * nullboy bends over GOGOGOG < rworkman> straterra: ping -!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox] < rworkman> Well, damn. I was hoping straterra would get to him first. @@ -2415,111 +1358,63 @@ while and then come back < rworkman> straterra: ^^ < straterra> ... < rworkman> ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #232 - Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:57:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #194, 2007-09-11 % < mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl - please + please <@lamby> /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #233 - Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:31:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #195, 2007-09-12 % -< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a trojanized -windows 98 machine - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #235 - Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:41 UTC +< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a +trojanized windows 98 machine + -- noobfarm.org, quote #196, 2007-09-13 % < blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ? < fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I - think it's scared of the shotgun. + think it's scared of the shotgun. < nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it - with my second - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #236 - Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:01:04 UTC -% -< chris_punches> shit. I'm the asshat. I hate that. I was so sure - there wasn't one. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #237 - Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:26:32 UTC -% -* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)] -< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off. -* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to -announce that crap? -* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba --!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ -< nullboy> i sense a distrubance -* mwalling_ feels a chill -< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM! -< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!! -* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance --!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your -auto-away message when you rejoin.] -< DieRatte> lol -< nullboy> lmao -< mwalling_> LOL -< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed -< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway -on. -< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights -< nullboy> lol --!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware -< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion! -< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble" -< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #238 - Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC + with my second + -- noobfarm.org, quote #197, 2007-09-13 % -<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, remember that -since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw is half. so a 5A -cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong extension coard with the -three outlets at the end +< chris_punches> shit. I'm the asshat. I hate that. I was so sure + there wasn't one. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #198, 2007-09-13 +% +<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, +remember that since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw +is half. so a 5A cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong +extension coard with the three outlets at the end <chris_punches> well that's enough to microwave your dinner - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #239 - Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:09:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #199, 2007-09-16 % ( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #241 - Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:44:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #200, 2007-09-17 % < heret|c> i be strokin! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #242 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #201, 2007-09-17 % - * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his brand-spanking -new iPod thanks to the great work member of #gtkpod did. + * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his + brand-spanking new iPod thanks to the great work member of + #gtkpod did. < heret|c> lol... < witz> ^_^ -< heret|c> merle haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a skateboard -XD - +< heret|c> merle haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a +skateboard XD - -- noobfarm.org, quote #243 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #202, 2007-09-18 % * PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the - ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip + ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip < Dave2> hot. < FauxFaux> How much do I owe you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #244 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #203, 2007-09-18 % -heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first hand -why.. -heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed ready -to fill potato chip bags every year +heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first +hand why.. +heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed +ready to fill potato chip bags every year Xilon - lol heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S. Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators @@ -2527,60 +1422,46 @@ DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S. Gekkko[PDA - lol Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #245 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:02:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #204, 2007-09-18 % <@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good < Alan_Hicks> dirty is better -* mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as straterra + * mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as + straterra - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #246 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:54:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #205, 2007-09-18 % -* chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read all the -RFC's - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #247 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:02:33 UTC + * chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read + all the RFC's + -- noobfarm.org, quote #206, 2007-09-18 % * chris_punches adds his first kline <chris_punches> lol <chris_punches> s/k/z <fred> error: missing terminator <straterra> lol -<chris_punches> error: he said he'll be back - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #248 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:42:15 UTC +<chris_punches> error: he said he'll be back + -- noobfarm.org, quote #207, 2007-09-18 % -<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to 2002. wtf? -i didn't even do anything, why did this happen? so now my next questions. what -is the best way to set current today's date with CentOS? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #249 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:09 UTC +<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to +2002. wtf? i didn't even do anything, why did this happen? so now +my next questions. what is the best way to set current today's date +with CentOS? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #208, 2007-09-18 % -<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall is on or -not on linux? +<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall +is on or not on linux? <amphi> rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #250 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #209, 2007-09-18 % -< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and take a huge -piss in your suit. now that is heaven - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #251 - Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:20 UTC +< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and +take a huge piss in your suit. now that is heaven + -- noobfarm.org, quote #210, 2007-09-18 % < amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue? < marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #252 - Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #211, 2007-09-18 % -!- p1ls [n=root@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined ##slackware @@ -2590,125 +1471,83 @@ piss in your suit. now that is heaven < p1ls> Why? < PanzerMKZ> later < p1ls> o shit --!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' get ye a -first mate!] +-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' +get ye a first mate!] < sally> that was priceless -< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before he did +< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before +he did -!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined ##slackware < p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #253 - Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #212, 2007-09-18 % -< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about geeksquad...lolzers...I may -get the job at bestbuy -* mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city +< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about +geeksquad...lolzers...I may get the job at bestbuy + * mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #254 - Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:03:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #213, 2007-09-19 % -ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware. +ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined +##slackware. <CaptObviousman> oh good god <ImAway_workaroun> Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me. <CaptObviousman> DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY * rk4n3 sighs Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway -RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please turn off your -auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this channel +RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please +turn off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting +this channel <Dagmar> lol <CaptObviousman> good christ this is irritating <DieRatte> He must share some genes with lemmings <Alan_Hicks> Arrr, I'll handle him! errrr (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware. <CaptObviousman> and chris_punches -<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the same time -while standing upright +<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the +same time while standing upright Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot <IAmNotAnIdiot> now noone will think Im dumb :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #255 - Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:14:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #214, 2007-09-19 % andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #256 - Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:31:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #215, 2007-09-19 % * leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp -<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place i could -think to find smart people ;) Is there any way to view the data/commands that -a usb device is sending? +<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place +i could think to find smart people ;) Is there any way to view the +data/commands that a usb device is sending? <leetwanker> i'm trying to do this on windows - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #257 - Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:47 UTC -% -< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys? -firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before -considering it junk. -< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker -that says "Dell"? -< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #258 - Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #216, 2007-09-20 % < DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #259 - Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #217, 2007-09-21 % -* CaptObviousman is well and truly bored -* CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy -* nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #260 - Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:49 UTC + * CaptObviousman is well and truly bored + * CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy + * nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #218, 2007-09-21 % <winbond> does freenode have different servers or only one? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #261 - Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:52:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #219, 2007-09-22 % ( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #262 - Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:59:21 UTC -% -< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel -< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem -< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck. -< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple. -< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their -own stuff - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #263 - Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #220, 2007-09-22 % < stafai> what is it that's executed on login? < stafai> .profile? < straterra> autoexec.bat - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #264 - Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #221, 2007-09-23 % -< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom cruise -electricuting oprah +< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom +cruise electricuting oprah - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #265 - Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #222, 2007-09-23 % * memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere between what I do and what my car does. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #266 - Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #223, 2007-09-24 % 13:46 <Systat> ok lets talk abotu this then 13:46 <Systat> Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time @@ -2740,7 +1579,8 @@ between what I do and what my car does. 13:48 <Systat> its a PDA 13:48 <ThomasY> It's a smart phone 13:48 <ThomasY> It is a phone + a PDA -13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using a blackberry +13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using +a blackberry 13:48 <Systat> because thats what you told her 13:48 <ThomasY> It's not a blackberry 13:48 <ThomasY> It's a palm @@ -2780,61 +1620,48 @@ between what I do and what my car does. 13:51 <ThomasY> Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you 13:51 <Systat> no thanks 13:51 <Systat> goodbye - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #267 - Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #224, 2007-09-24 % < thrice`> i need a new job < straterra> hmmm < straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #268 - Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #225, 2007-09-24 % Said to Alan_Hicks: -< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack -book +< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in +the slack book < vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #269 - Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:18:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #226, 2007-09-24 % < BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #270 - Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #227, 2007-09-24 % <naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine? <amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #271 - Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:26:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #228, 2007-09-25 % <Mathman> argh. these people are killing me. -<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly. - and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly +<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and +not beverly. and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly <Mathman> I set up the damn account! -<Mathman> it was always beverly. nothing has changed. god damn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #273 - Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:24 UTC +<Mathman> it was always beverly. nothing has changed. god damn + -- noobfarm.org, quote #229, 2007-09-26 % <macka> ello -<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory. - Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all -circumstances: +<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in +a directory. Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that +can't be used in all circumstances: <macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc <macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #274 - Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #230, 2007-09-26 % -< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont -mind +< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope +you dont mind < straterra> heh -< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31 +< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your +kinda 31 < straterra> err < straterra> T1 < andarius> oooh, straterra is weet @@ -2849,67 +1676,43 @@ mind < andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ? < straterra> no - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #275 - Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:42:54 UTC -% -< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably -thinking it's for masturbation - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #276 - Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:17:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #231, 2007-09-27 % -<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo? -<_sho_> no -<_sho_> what is it -<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to -perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #277 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC +< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom +probably thinking it's for masturbation + -- noobfarm.org, quote #232, 2007-09-27 % -* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined -#linuxhelp +* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has +joined #linuxhelp <kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #278 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #233, 2007-09-27 % <angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #279 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #234, 2007-09-27 % -< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, telling -everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like gay man. Its just -an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee +< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, +telling everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like +gay man. Its just an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #280 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #235, 2007-09-28 % <DieRatte> what are you trying to do, starsong ? -<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system right ? -thats why we are questioned for huh ? +<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system +right ? thats why we are questioned for huh ? <rob0> No. ?? -<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century fashion - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #281 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:05 UTC +<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century +fashion + -- noobfarm.org, quote #236, 2007-09-28 % <_sho_> worlds dumbest question <_sho_> how to sgid something <_sho_> im having brain failure :| <sayotte> chmod g+s <blah> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #282 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #237, 2007-09-28 % < mwalling_> quickly < mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #283 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #238, 2007-09-28 % < nullboy> what's STL? < fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :) @@ -2917,259 +1720,152 @@ thats why we are questioned for huh ? < drijen> nullboy, :( < Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get. < Buggaboo> and no sex. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #284 - Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #239, 2007-09-28 % * chris_punches feels like an idiot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #285 - Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #240, 2007-09-28 % -<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements from? I -looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command line arguements - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #286 - Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:41 UTC +<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements +from? I looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command +line arguements + -- noobfarm.org, quote #241, 2007-09-29 % <nebooek> suffering from name server disease here. <nebooek> anybody home - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #287 - Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #242, 2007-09-29 % < Rusty1> hooray for backports < Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear? < Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #288 - Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:18:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #243, 2007-09-29 % < dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #289 - Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:13:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #244, 2007-09-29 % < macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #290 - Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:12:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #245, 2007-09-29 % -< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball hair..tell her -to go to hell - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #291 - Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:40:25 UTC +< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball +hair..tell her to go to hell + -- noobfarm.org, quote #246, 2007-09-29 % < dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume < alienBOB> Me < dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT? < alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #292 - Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:09:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #247, 2007-09-30 % <NetEcho> god I need a girl <straterra> Dude <straterra> I have the next best thing.. <straterra> My..right hand <drijen> beat me to it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #293 - Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:48:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #248, 2007-10-01 % < vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there - is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless i set - vga=normal.How can i correct it? + is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless + i set + vga=normal.How can i correct it? < vegab4> please help me. <@fred> set vga=normal. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #294 - Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:00:34 UTC -% -<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router? I checked -the ethernet cable, everything secure. There are 3 other comps on the network -that can connect to Internet alright. -<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping" -<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ? -<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #295 - Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #249, 2007-10-01 % < macavity> i can haz boobs? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #296 - Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #250, 2007-10-01 % < Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time? < Zeldafan500> ms-dos < Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com < Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net. < Zeldafan500> lolhacked - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #297 - Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #251, 2007-10-01 % -< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :) --!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork -< FriedBob> Special in what way though? --!- mwalling is now known as mworking -< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense? -< rworkman> shit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #298 - Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC +<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I +have new mail but I can't remember how to check it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #252, 2007-10-02 % -<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new -mail but I can't remember how to check it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #299 - Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:07 UTC -% -<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #300 - Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:13 UTC +<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a +dvd disc? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #253, 2007-10-02 % < jodih2> hello < jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question < rob0> nice intro :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #301 - Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:22:55 UTC -% -* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his -desk for true "medicinal purposes". - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #302 - Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #254, 2007-10-03 % <rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #303 - Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:22:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #255, 2007-10-04 % From #cardinal: < rob0> happy boss < rworkman> Your knees hurt? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #304 - Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:23:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #256, 2007-10-04 % < sally> y'all are awful - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #305 - Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:33 UTC -% -< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on -the web -< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ? - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #306 - Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #257, 2007-10-04 % <smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #307 - Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:43:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #258, 2007-10-07 % < macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there < drijen> down boy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #308 - Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:26:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #259, 2007-10-07 % < nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale < drijen> 15? < drijen> dude hes skinny < drijen> they would break him < twolf> or his wife would - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #309 - Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:08:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #260, 2007-10-08 % -<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when I -asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, flamebait) -He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel since NT - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #310 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:16 UTC +<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when +I asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, +flamebait) He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel +since NT + -- noobfarm.org, quote #261, 2007-10-08 % -<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to manual -installs? +<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to +manual installs? <mwalling_> eeek!!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #311 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #262, 2007-10-08 % < Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime. < Rusty1> Lines are too long < Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day < Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #312 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:52:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #263, 2007-10-08 % * lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #313 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:53:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #264, 2007-10-08 % (10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage (10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #314 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #265, 2007-10-09 % -<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit linux -system? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #315 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:58 UTC -% -<Dominian> Hostname: Leave. -<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel. -<Hostname> Dominian, f**k -<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to -insult me correctly. -<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold. -<Dominian> Hostname: Wow. Impressive. Say something I don't understand to make -you self feel so high and mighty.. nice. -<Hostname> Dominian, kraut -<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know. -<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #316 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC +<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit +linux system? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #266, 2007-10-09 % < straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream! < Dominian> uhh what? -< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you cause -they were trying to hit slackadelic too +< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you +cause they were trying to hit slackadelic too < straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :( < Dominian> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #317 - Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #267, 2007-10-10 % < heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal < straterra> I was skeered :/ < heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you - called Dominian to brag about it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #318 - Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:02:50 UTC + called Dominian to brag about it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #268, 2007-10-10 % <nullboy> if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #319 - Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:59:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #269, 2007-10-10 % < gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house < drijen> psh @@ -3178,246 +1874,164 @@ they were trying to hit slackadelic too < drijen> and then not leaev < drijen> for a month. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #320 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:35:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #270, 2007-10-10 % < andarius> tea bagging them would be nice - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #321 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:12:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #271, 2007-10-10 % < Dagmar> I don't do pm's < drijen> i have boobs - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #322 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:15:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #272, 2007-10-11 % straterra hides the waffles - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #323 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #273, 2007-10-11 % -RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have used this +RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have +used this nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #324 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #274, 2007-10-11 % < Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so - that's been force-linked into everything or something - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #325 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 UTC -% -<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 pounds , -and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it. -<rk4n3> heretic: wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of parents ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #326 - Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:17 UTC + that's been force-linked into everything or something + -- noobfarm.org, quote #275, 2007-10-11 % -drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean - counters would laugh -drijen - but in work -heretic - yeah -drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES. -drijen - here for the logs: -drijen - BOOBIES -drijen - BOOBIES -drijen - BOOBIES -drijen - BOOBIES -drijen - BOOBIES -drijen - and chocolate. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #327 - Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC +<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 +pounds , and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it. +<rk4n3> heretic: wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of +parents ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #276, 2007-10-11 % < use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X? < use1> or in a GTK app < Alan_Hicks> WTF? < gremzoid> @ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #328 - Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #277, 2007-10-12 % < rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents? < mwalling> yes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #329 - Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:37:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #278, 2007-10-13 % < BP{k}> who knows japanese? < thrice`> people in japan - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #330 - Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:26:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #279, 2007-10-13 % < BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP - 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, and making - it work afterwards ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #332 - Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:54:05 UTC + 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, + and making + it work afterwards ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #280, 2007-10-13 % <singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small -problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of -my cpu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #333 - Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:39:43 UTC +problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses +30% of my cpu + -- noobfarm.org, quote #281, 2007-10-14 % -<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes -to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #334 - Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:41:43 UTC +<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten +minutes to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var + -- noobfarm.org, quote #282, 2007-10-14 % < dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel. How do I invite - people to it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #335 - Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:42:24 UTC + people to it? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #283, 2007-10-14 % ( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #336 - Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:05 UTC -% -< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is -their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to -fill down time while their systems are updating - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #337 - Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:02:11 UTC -% -<patbam> hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk -sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how -to access the contents - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #338 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #284, 2007-10-15 % -< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes +< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates +me is their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on +by their need to fill down time while their systems are updating - -- noobfarm.org, quote #339 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #285, 2007-10-15 % -* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date -< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and -cathectic and I end up hearing about them -< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough -time getting work done as it is + * CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up + to date +< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred +and cathectic and I end up hearing about them +< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard +enough time getting work done as it is < andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :) < mwalling> HA < mwalling> weekling -* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so + * mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so < Dominian> I have 10 open right now < Dominian> I had 13 at one time.. < mwalling> 15 -* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest + * CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis + contest < Dominian> haha < mwalling> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #340 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #286, 2007-10-16 % -<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable -kernel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #341 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:40 UTC +<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my +stable kernel + -- noobfarm.org, quote #287, 2007-10-16 % In #cardinal < rob0> i h8 xp < sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe) < rob0> ohhhhhhhh no < rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate -< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last -weekend -< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #342 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:46 UTC +< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista +last weekend +< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had +changed :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #288, 2007-10-16 % < fred> 1) Find a baseball bat < fred> 2) Sodomise yourself - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #343 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #289, 2007-10-16 % < juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ??? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #344 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:39:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #290, 2007-10-16 % -< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING? -http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING :-) -< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get :) +< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING? +http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING :-) +< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get +:) < rworkman> HAHA - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #345 - Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:46:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #291, 2007-10-16 % < BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene - where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #346 - Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:47:00 UTC + where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade + -- noobfarm.org, quote #292, 2007-10-16 % <overclucker> what's a good disk usage analyzer? <overclucker> i'd like to try locating the bloat <jahshua> top - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #347 - Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #293, 2007-10-17 % < XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit < XGizzmo> with em64t < heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #348 - Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:34:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #294, 2007-10-17 % -<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly proportional to -the level of eye candy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #349 - Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 UTC +<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly +proportional to the level of eye candy. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #295, 2007-10-17 % -+// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T WORK -WITHOUT IT - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #350 - Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:46:50 UTC ++// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T +WORK WITHOUT IT + -- noobfarm.org, quote #296, 2007-10-18 % < ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX? < nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock? < ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU < ravih1> sorry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #353 - Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:55:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #297, 2007-10-18 % < nullboy> well i screwed myself then - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #354 - Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:11:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #298, 2007-10-18 % < chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in - assembly... + assembly... [snipped] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #355 - Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #299, 2007-10-19 % <chris_punches> you at work today? <chris_punches> bah you\'re always at work @@ -3426,261 +2040,130 @@ WITHOUT IT <mwalling_> but yes, i am in the office <chris_punches> bastard. im so jealous <mwalling_> whatever -<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s. no joke. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #356 - Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:53:56 UTC +<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s. no joke. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #300, 2007-10-19 % -< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you -think icecream is too much work? :/ +< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source +but you think icecream is too much work? :/ < rworkman> Wow. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #357 - Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #301, 2007-10-19 % -<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu doing what -ever it wants while you sit there and watch - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #358 - Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:27 UTC +<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu +doing what ever it wants while you sit there and watch + -- noobfarm.org, quote #302, 2007-10-19 % -<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the -other two hides. - +<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws +of the other two hides. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #359 - Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #303, 2007-10-20 % < macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower < andarius> your ass has been mounted ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #360 - Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:19:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #304, 2007-10-20 % < BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #361 - Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:19:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #305, 2007-10-21 % -< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2 -trailer +< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme +2 trailer < fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling < andarius> lol < fred> not one mention of the gameplay < fred> or that it\'s infact a game - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #362 - Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #306, 2007-10-21 % -<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the -application. so how can user > real? +<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and +end of the application. so how can user > real? <newpers> when using \'time\' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #363 - Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:13:50 UTC -% -<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment -<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are! -<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was -asked to post -<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining. You were told to pastebin, not paste. -<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from -http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing -<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people -* cpeek has quit (Client Quit) -* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info -* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #364 - Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #307, 2007-10-21 % < andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection < andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #365 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #308, 2007-10-22 % -<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I -saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #366 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:25 UTC +<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client +such that I saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #309, 2007-10-22 % < straterra> uhm < straterra> my penis...is broken - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #367 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:28 UTC -% -< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month -award -< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one -< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months? -< straterra> id like to thank my libido... -< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i -never could...and where right -< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape -dead things and bots.. -< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #368 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #310, 2007-10-22 % <SlayckX> how to use History\'s command in a Bash? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #369 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:25:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #311, 2007-10-23 % <nolyc> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it - compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #370 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:25 UTC + compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #312, 2007-10-23 % -<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin and -/usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type +<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin +and /usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type /usr/bin/<program>? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #371 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:27:08 UTC -% -<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is login from? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #372 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:05 UTC -% -<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead? -<abnerdoon> yes, very much so -<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word} -<abnerdoon> nope -<abnerdoon> sorry -<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${} or without the ${} -<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3 -<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little -<Wuju> then do x + r = 7 -<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything -<Wuju> What are you doing in here then? -<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script? -<abnerdoon> lol -<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7 -<abnerdoon> ;) -<abnerdoon> heh -<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ? Set to $word if name is unset -? -<abnerdoon> not me, wuju -<Wuju> me -<Wuju> I know how to assign variables -<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${} <-- -with brackets and without -<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar -<grepper> it protects the variable -<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo? -<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong -<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :) -<grepper> echo $foobar would not work -<abnerdoon> lol -<Wuju> exuse me -<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables -<Wuju> and one assigned varible -<grepper> unset foo -<Wuju> thanks -<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it -<Wuju> im reading the set manual -<Wuju> for unset all -<Wuju> instead of relogging -<Wuju> unset -k ?? -<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new -one and work there -<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors -<Wuju> oh yeah -<Wuju> from set -<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree -<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication -<Wuju> let me try `` characters -<grepper> echo $((3*3)) -<Wuju> wait a minute.. -<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string -<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux -<Wuju> Thanks -<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #373 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC -% -< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone happy + -- noobfarm.org, quote #313, 2007-10-23 +% +<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is +login from? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #314, 2007-10-24 +% +< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone +happy < straterra> I\'m not happy < straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #374 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #315, 2007-10-24 % < pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #375 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:32:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #316, 2007-10-24 % -< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be a *great* -distro for you +< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be +a *great* distro for you < rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #376 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #317, 2007-10-24 % -00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s all... i -will never read slackbook.org -00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor: you might get some flack when you ask questions without -reading the book, though... +00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s +all... i will never read slackbook.org +00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor: you might get some flack when you ask questions +without reading the book, though... 00:23 < gremzoid> heh 00:23 < dafunks> O_o 00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck. -00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, but if -you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent *MONTHS* working -on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me. +00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, +but if you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent +*MONTHS* working on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me. 00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer. 00:23 < drijen> gtfo 00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys? 00:23 < macavity> naa 00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #377 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #318, 2007-10-24 % -00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack can use -only kings of linux +00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack +can use only kings of linux 00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron 00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot. 00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second? 00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake 00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-) 00:48 < drijen> fsck! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #379 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:25:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #319, 2007-10-24 % -<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a list of -the progras you can get with Apt-Get - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #380 - Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:08:29 UTC +<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a +list of the progras you can get with Apt-Get + -- noobfarm.org, quote #320, 2007-10-25 % < HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #381 - Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #321, 2007-10-25 % < sonic_> but X works as root? < root__> yes < root__> root is like safe mode?? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #382 - Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #322, 2007-10-25 % <CaptObviousman> this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer <CaptObviousman> The Flying Saucer @@ -3691,48 +2174,31 @@ the progras you can get with Apt-Get fred> they suck. <fred> Their website has flash <fred> And, doesn't fit on 1024x768 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #383 - Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #323, 2007-10-25 % < heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin < rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #384 - Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #324, 2007-10-25 % <xp_lunch> hi all! -<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows what keys -are being pressed at any given time? +<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows +what keys are being pressed at any given time? <kristen> Yes... <kristen> Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^ <kristen> Sorry <xp_lunch> how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed? * xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg -<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this specifically, but -I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), though they were on windows. -Should be a linux version though.. about anything you could want is there. My -best suggestion is google. +<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this +specifically, but I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), +though they were on windows. Should be a linux version though.. about +anything you could want is there. My best suggestion is google. <xp_prg> thanks kristen <amphi> xp_prg: xev ? <xp_prg> but is that graphical? -<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed on it -etc... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #385 - Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:55:26 UTC -% -< CaptObviousman> argh -< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy -< Catoptromancy> heh -< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and - invariably it\'s because you asked a question -* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be - A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #386 - Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC +<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed +on it etc... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #325, 2007-10-25 % < juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also < CaptObviousman> juanfelipe! @@ -3745,12 +2211,12 @@ etc... < CaptObviousman> few months now? < juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names < raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian. -< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m nucking futs -< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know is mexican. - +< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m +nucking futs +< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know +is mexican. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #387 - Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:40:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #326, 2007-10-26 % < nachox> hey people < XGizzmo> werd @@ -3764,53 +2230,18 @@ etc... < rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is. < nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P < macavity> *fsck* -< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the utmost in -decorum, I assure you. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #388 - Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:40:48 UTC -% -<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ?? -<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh -<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory. -<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us -know what it says -<SlayckX> ok -<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s -<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening -<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a -shar, which means that you need to execute it -<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should -do) and then running it -<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either. -<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing. -<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh -<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this -<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute -././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh -<SlayckX> I already pasted this -<sekhmet> *sigh* -<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\" 2) pick one 3) copy-and-paste your whole -terminal screen into it 4) post the link here -<SlayckX> why? -<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening... -<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you? -<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too -<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead -<SlayckX> yes that would be better. -<SlayckX> bon appetit :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #389 - Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC +< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the +utmost in decorum, I assure you. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #327, 2007-10-26 % < rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #390 - Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:45:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #328, 2007-10-27 % -<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make to me ? +<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make +to me ? <greeg> terminaldummy: use your distros package manager -<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where to start +<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where +to start <greeg> what distro terminaldummy <terminaldummy> i\'m trying to use os x terminal <greeg> they uasually come with make nowadays @@ -3826,356 +2257,208 @@ terminal screen into it 4) post the link here <greeg> otherwise i wouldnt mind <terminaldummy> you use fink to do it i guess <greeg> google how to install packages with fink - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #391 - Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #329, 2007-10-28 % -<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking for -any heretics.. +<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking +for any heretics.. * heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) <macavity> opps.. now he reset your connection again.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #392 - Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #330, 2007-10-28 % <+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #393 - Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #331, 2007-10-28 % -* Dominian wears boxers year round -* heret|c wears jeans year round + * Dominian wears boxers year round + * heret|c wears jeans year round < Dominian> oh and jeans < heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans < heret|c> not mall jeans -< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing nothing -but boxers ... +< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing +nothing but boxers ... < andarius> please burn out my eyes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #394 - Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:43:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #332, 2007-10-29 % < Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384 < Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark! < Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/ -< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my uncle to -divorce her. +< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my +uncle to divorce her. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #395 - Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:38:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #333, 2007-10-29 % -<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious problem - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #396 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:35 UTC +<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious +problem + -- noobfarm.org, quote #334, 2007-10-30 % -<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1 to something2 means: -diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #397 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:40 UTC +<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1 to something2 +means: diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #335, 2007-10-30 % -<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- need at least -22500 kB video meory +<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- +need at least 22500 kB video meory <CarlFK> will that keep the display from working at all? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #398 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:08 UTC -% -<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key, -it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\" -<Kaapa> ^V + tab -<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard? -<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v -<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt -:) -<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #399 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #336, 2007-10-30 % -<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at the -moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if there\'s -something better - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #400 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:36 UTC +<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at +the moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if +there\'s something better + -- noobfarm.org, quote #337, 2007-10-30 % < andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :( < straterra> It\'s turning me on - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #401 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:42 UTC -% -<C_Kode> Hey all. How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures? - I\'m not finding anything on Google. -<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\" pluggable authorization module -<savetheWorld> (or something like that) -<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #402 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #338, 2007-10-30 % * drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} <BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) <drijen> well said! -<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone female to -talk to +<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone +female to talk to <straterra> Don\'t do that <straterra> We..have our quota for female - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #403 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #339, 2007-10-30 % -* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} -<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) -<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with -bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #404 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC -% -< kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #405 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:54:43 UTC -% -< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\" -< thrice`> fuck, my company blows -< Dominian> er.. -< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha -< Dominian> lmao - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #406 - Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC + < kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #340, 2007-10-30 % < straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys < BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #407 - Added: Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:14:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #341, 2007-11-01 % ( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #408 - Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:32:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #342, 2007-11-01 % -pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put US Patent Law aside temp..:p - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #409 - Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:33:04 UTC + pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put US Patent Law aside + temp..:p + -- noobfarm.org, quote #343, 2007-11-01 % < needles> whos patrick < Motoko-chan> needles, PV. < CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #411 - Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:25:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #344, 2007-11-02 % <Dougy> Is there a tool like wget for slackware? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #412 - Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #345, 2007-11-02 % < Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India. < Rusty1> what\'s the area code? < Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #413 - Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:25 UTC -% -<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\" -Suspect: - \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\" - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #414 - Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #346, 2007-11-02 % < avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/ < mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI < avt3kk> oook < avt3kk> I type jfgi? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #415 - Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:32:51 UTC -% -< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using -8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why) -< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right? -< rob0> ok -< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D -< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL --!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by -peer\"] -<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #416 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #347, 2007-11-03 % <jp> How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives? <jp> Isn\'t there a command like scanbus? or?? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #417 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #348, 2007-11-05 % <edgy> $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l <edgy> -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab <edgy> no crontab for gutsy -<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list and edit -cron jobs?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #418 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:48 UTC +<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list +and edit cron jobs?! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #349, 2007-11-05 % -<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont know -which update adress to use.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #419 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:05 UTC +<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont +know which update adress to use.. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #350, 2007-11-05 % <jroes> is nfs also a kernel module device driver? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #420 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #351, 2007-11-05 % < heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #421 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:04:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #352, 2007-11-05 % 02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you? -02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query window to -talk to you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #422 - Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:04:38 UTC -% -<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in -use\" due to a conflict with itself? -<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port... -<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird. -<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #423 - Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC +02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query +window to talk to you + -- noobfarm.org, quote #353, 2007-11-05 % * hipodilski has joined #linuxhelp <hipodilski> what is the windows equivalent com port of <hipodilski> /dev/ttyBT0 <hipodilski> ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #424 - Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #354, 2007-11-06 % Dagmar: lusher00: Google lusher00: asking google is like asking you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #425 - Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:29:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #355, 2007-11-06 % -< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i choose a -fix +< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i +choose a fix < mwalling> nullboy: crack < nullboy> yes, i am out of crack - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #426 - Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #356, 2007-11-08 % -<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end result -was a massive collapse of the company +<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end +result was a massive collapse of the company <_sho_> :D -<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in 1 week! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #427 - Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:38 UTC +<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in +1 week! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #357, 2007-11-08 % <+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :) <+rworkman> er, shit happens :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #428 - Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:22:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #358, 2007-11-10 % < Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #429 - Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #359, 2007-11-12 % -< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\" +< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does +everything I need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new +panties. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #430 - Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #360, 2007-11-12 % -< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does everything I -need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new panties. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #431 - Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:31:22 UTC -% -<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using root@localhost.localdomain for -outbound email? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #432 - Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:38 UTC +<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using +root@localhost.localdomain for outbound email? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #361, 2007-11-14 % -< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not end in -.tgz +< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not +end in .tgz < rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto. -< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin america, -specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we just play it by ear -< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right? ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #433 - Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:54 UTC +< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin +america, specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we +just play it by ear +< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right? +;-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #362, 2007-11-14 % 16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh 16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #434 - Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #363, 2007-11-14 % < fred> It's on par with lolita. -< LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors -who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was -looking? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #435 - Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:11 UTC + < LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors + who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was + looking? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #364, 2007-11-15 % 01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!! 01:00 < nullboy> YAY - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #436 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #365, 2007-11-15 % <Led_Zeppelin> is it possible to download a Macromedia file? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #438 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #366, 2007-11-15 % -<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts is -just pathetic - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #439 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:44 UTC +<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts +is just pathetic + -- noobfarm.org, quote #367, 2007-11-15 % -<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install the -sources? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #440 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:48 UTC +<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install +the sources? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #368, 2007-11-15 % * camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined #nwscript @@ -4183,193 +2466,24 @@ sources? <Nevyn> Damn tease.... <Ariel> guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl <Nevyn> We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #441 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:55:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #369, 2007-11-16 % -[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping tools and -wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #442 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:40 UTC +[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping +tools and wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #370, 2007-11-16 % [15:22] <Alan_Hicks> Google knows all. [15:23] <mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live [15:24] <Alan_Hicks> First hit: ***** Co, NY [15:24] <mwalling_> holy shit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #443 - Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #371, 2007-11-16 % * mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #444 - Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:22 UTC -% -< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ? -< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #445 - Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC -% -WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping. - Even so, this is worth the read... :-) - -<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear -that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware -cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with -System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style fact is -slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style -<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because -we have inittab and runlevels. -<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the -initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc', -<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program. -<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like. -<oneforall> BSD-style -<oneforall> SysV-style read it -<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as -allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with -rh and clones of it -<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything. -<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init -<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV -init system -<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is -used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it . -<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init. -<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER -<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so -it is BSD-like in that aspect. -<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style -<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init -<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V, -but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard -to see what that says -<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok? -<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think. -<oneforall> its not -<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside -from a lot of these dinky embedded ones -<oneforall> read -<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system. -<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not -all like is clamied here -<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init" -<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots. -<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init. -<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels. -<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file. -<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a -part of it and in a diffrent way than most -<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init. -<Dagmar> Not one little bit. -<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to -run based on that. -<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though. -<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts. No more, and no less. -<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this. -<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method. -<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make -things modular. -<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one -thing -<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time. -<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both -<oneforall> you just eat your own words -<Motoko-chan> Huh? -<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read. -<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init -<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init -<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what -runlevel because it has no runlevels -<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period. -<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said -trhere -<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear -<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV -<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init" -<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap -<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how -other modular systems do. -<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility -to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout* -<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init. -<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up? -<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny -it's existance. -<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect -Slackware's style. -<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php -<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used -<rworkman> no. -<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean -<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" -<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS -<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does -*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv -<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init. Period. -<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has -helped me once to understand the difference. -<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear -<rworkman> Yes, it is. -<Motoko-chan> Yes it is. -<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux -distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each -runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one -init script to each runlevel. -<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim -<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" -<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init" -<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG. -<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script -<oneforall> notice they are init scripts -<Motoko-chan> Correct. -<Dagmar> So what? -<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot. -<Dagmar> We have an init daemon. -<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is -system-v init. -<Dagmar> That makes us SysV. -<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people -<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD -init -<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo -if you take out that part yopur -fucked duh it only a f..g part -<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot -<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part. -##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. -##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by -rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112 -<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know -better. - -... and a few minutes later... - -<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air: -<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify -http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use -SysV init. It seems that some refuse to listen to reason. -<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit -being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the -appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made -manually) -<Dagmar> hehe -<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue? -<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of -us -<rworkman> :) - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #446 - Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #372, 2007-11-16 % < elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open - internet - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #447 - Added: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:25:35 UTC + internet + -- noobfarm.org, quote #373, 2007-11-18 % * Declan (Declan@2234E2B0.532EBF4E.D09A77EC.IP) has joined #codelove <Declan> Hey again toraton @@ -4380,86 +2494,51 @@ us <toraton> username is declan <toraton> pass is the same as your login pass <Declan> Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #448 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:18:24 UTC -% -[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined -##slackware. -[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of -keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must -[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P -[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long -[00:24] <dadexter> to read -[00:24] <macavity> :P -[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata -[00:25] <macavity> you just got here -[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta.. -[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally -useless, and leave -[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha -[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P -[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love -goooooooooooooooooold" -[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste -[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #449 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #374, 2007-11-19 % < kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ? < heret|c> bob, harry, and jack - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #450 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #375, 2007-11-19 % 15:49 < heret|c> *ahem* 15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ 15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem* 15:50 * heret|c whistles innocently - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #451 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #376, 2007-11-19 % < Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G - processors? + processors? <@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel? * time passes * < Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp < Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue. -< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that really -matter? +< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that +really matter? < Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this. < mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the - status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much memory that -is using -< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I have about -130 extensions now. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #452 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:40:03 UTC -% -< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #453 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC + status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much + memory that is using +< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I +have about 130 extensions now. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #377, 2007-11-19 % < Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession. <+fred> Your arse, or your left hand? < Faux> I was going for the second. <+fred> Oh, ok. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #454 - Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:13:59 UTC -% -11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The proc fan - doesn't like to work very well at all, so if you start - taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader on - prom night + -- noobfarm.org, quote #378, 2007-11-19 +% +11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The +proc fan + doesn't like to work very well at all, so if + you start + taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader + on + prom night 11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that? 11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes 11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK) @@ -4468,50 +2547,37 @@ is using 11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay 11:40 -!- ThomasY [i=straterr@slackadelic.com] has left ##woodchucks [] 11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #455 - Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:23:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #379, 2007-11-20 % ( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #456 - Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #380, 2007-11-22 % <MrPocknix> Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer? <amphi> MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer <MrPocknix> thats is <MrPocknix> how do i open it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #457 - Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #381, 2007-11-22 % <oberon> what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ? <daniel> It's probably in jail? :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #458 - Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #382, 2007-11-22 % -<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the LAN? like, -across the internet? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #459 - Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:49 UTC +<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the +LAN? like, across the internet? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #383, 2007-11-22 % -( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean slack -is not for me - +( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean +slack is not for me - -- noobfarm.org, quote #460 - Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:04:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #384, 2007-11-22 % < MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to - use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel after u - boot + use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel + after u + boot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #461 - Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:10:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #385, 2007-11-24 % <drijen> scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit <scorchsaber> thruman unit? @@ -4519,28 +2585,20 @@ is not for me <rob0_> Thurman. <drijen> has to be <tjm> i dont think uma thurman is very attractive. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #462 - Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:35:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #386, 2007-11-24 % drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #463 - Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #387, 2007-11-24 % -< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you exempt -porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #464 - Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:25:08 UTC +< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you +exempt porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #388, 2007-11-25 % < chopp> /whowas x80 < macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60 < nullboy> haha < nullboy> YOU LOOSE - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #465 - Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #389, 2007-11-25 % <BP{k}> okay, everyone, the world is still safe. <andarius> haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :( @@ -4550,106 +2608,86 @@ porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs. <andarius> pubic hair is safe? <andarius> but it could be a choking hazard :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #466 - Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #390, 2007-11-27 % -rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he just needs to -load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- no proto=imps -nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he knows -what's up +rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he +just needs to load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- +no proto=imps +nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he +knows what's up Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #467 - Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:55:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #391, 2007-11-28 % -< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their favorite -without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, _read_ them. -< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining licenses. -Then you could get some very strange flavours... +< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their +favorite without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, +_read_ them. +< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining +licenses. Then you could get some very strange flavours... < Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes? < Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #468 - Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:13:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #392, 2007-11-28 % < mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you -< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became a penis -envy contest. +< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became +a penis envy contest. ... 10 Minutes Later... < Dagmar> Meh < Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row < thrice`> that's because it can detect lies - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #469 - Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:33:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #393, 2007-11-29 % < nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you? < nullboy> i'm not feeling love < ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting -< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that I loved -you at some point in the past. +< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that +I loved you at some point in the past. < ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree... < ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #470 - Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:07:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #394, 2007-11-30 % 00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died 00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish -00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined ##woodchucks +00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined +##woodchucks 00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off 00:49 < Dominian> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #471 - Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:50:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #395, 2007-11-30 % -(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others in a clear -and concise manner is a problem - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #472 - Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:03 UTC +(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others +in a clear and concise manner is a problem + -- noobfarm.org, quote #396, 2007-12-01 % < fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #474 - Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #397, 2007-12-02 % --> SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has joined #linux <SyntaxError> anyone know a good distro for laptops? <phyberoptix> the same one you use on your desktop <SyntaxError> nvm then -<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux (Leaving) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #475 - Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:21 UTC +<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux +(Leaving) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #398, 2007-12-03 % < Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space. < Dagmar> You really don't. < Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes. -< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to make cats -explode? +< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to +make cats explode? < Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #476 - Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #399, 2007-12-03 % < Dominian> yanking it now < Dominian> er.. cloning it now < Dominian> fsck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #477 - Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #400, 2007-12-04 % < unixfool> noobfarm! < fuzzbawl> that's what she said - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #478 - Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #401, 2007-12-04 % <Gargantua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png <Gargantua> pathetic @@ -4662,65 +2700,51 @@ cross-platform incompatability. OSX natively running KDE is a big step. <pilate> hahaha <pilate> omg <pilate> pathetic. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #479 - Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #402, 2007-12-06 % -<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as some -sundry hacks that you can try +<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as +some sundry hacks that you can try <benjsh_> why is linux so complicated <benjsh_> it is not made for users * mwalling has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) * phao (n=pedro@201.78.19.87) has left ##slackware <qartis> I was never good at philosophy <chris_punches> benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware -manufacturing and hardware support problem. Via refuses to cooperate with the -open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers can be used in -non-windows systems. +manufacturing and hardware support problem. Via refuses to cooperate +with the open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers +can be used in non-windows systems. <chris_punches> Blame predatory contracting. <chris_punches> As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #480 - Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #403, 2007-12-06 % < fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #481 - Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #404, 2007-12-06 % < briantumor> rh can suck my penis -< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake with a -salas +< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake +with a salas < rickyricon_> salad -< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you up.. but man -a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling feeling when your done.. -kind of like Slackware. +< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you +up.. but man a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling +feeling when your done.. kind of like Slackware. < rickyricon_> hahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #482 - Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:35:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #405, 2007-12-07 % <@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women < guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #483 - Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:55:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #406, 2007-12-08 % -< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* thinking of -pron! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #484 - Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:56:01 UTC +< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* +thinking of pron! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #407, 2007-12-08 % < alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn? Dagmar said Ctrl+alt+Fn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #485 - Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:41:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #408, 2007-12-09 % -< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you jumping -right into the deepend with C/C++ +< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you +jumping right into the deepend with C/C++ < Invert314> i gave up on bash < Invert314> it's too hard < Invert314> i figure C will be easier @@ -4729,100 +2753,71 @@ right into the deepend with C/C++ < Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages < Invert314> none of it made sense - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #486 - Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:45:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #409, 2007-12-11 % <Brad> It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #487 - Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:51:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #410, 2007-12-12 % <straterra> nachox, all the great things in life are illegal..like...choloforming your gf <fuzzbawl> choloforming? does that require a special way to lean? <straterra> yes <straterra> gotta lean like a cholo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #488 - Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #411, 2007-12-13 % 12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me 12:38 < mwalling_> \o/ 12:38 < mwalling_> /o/ -12:38 < mwalling_> \o\ +12:38 < mwalling_> \o 12:38 < mwalling_> |o| - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #489 - Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #412, 2007-12-13 % < fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package -!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #490 - Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:46 UTC -% -<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they? -<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!". - -(#totse @ slashnet.org) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #491 - Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #413, 2007-12-13 % < Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without - losing quality, is that possible? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #492 - Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:56:49 UTC + losing quality, is that possible? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #414, 2007-12-16 % <heatxsink> anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files? <erpo> heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;) <heatxsink> aw geez <heatxsink> great -<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that you'll make -a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law into something sane, -I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file. +<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that +you'll make a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law +into something sane, I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file. <heatxsink> interesting <heatxsink> okay sure <erpo> First install the unrar utility if you haven't already. <erpo> Then: <erpo> unrar e first-file-in-the-set -<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent rar files. +<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent +rar files. <heatxsink> tahnks <heatxsink> donating n9ow -<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of asking in -#linuxhelp. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #493 - Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:22:03 UTC +<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of +asking in #linuxhelp. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #415, 2007-12-16 % -<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to warwick, -parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #494 - Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:06:16 UTC +<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to +warwick, parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass + -- noobfarm.org, quote #416, 2007-12-18 % -<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, how does -it know which server to contact for the response? +<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, +how does it know which server to contact for the response? <kasc> osmosis: black voodoo magic - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #495 - Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:03:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #417, 2007-12-18 % <ricardo0o> hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #496 - Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #418, 2007-12-20 % -* LoganTheRed secks straterra -* straterra moans - + * LoganTheRed secks straterra + * straterra moans - -- noobfarm.org, quote #497 - Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #419, 2007-12-20 % < guinea-pig> whoa < guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance @@ -4830,44 +2825,40 @@ it know which server to contact for the response? < guinea-pig> it's true. <@caker> Linode. So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #498 - Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #420, 2007-12-21 % -< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up soldering -< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment Rusty1? +< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up +soldering +< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment +Rusty1? < Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work -* Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove + * Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove < Peikko> True < Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention < Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #499 - Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #421, 2007-12-24 % < ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default < ka24> plus a zero or so - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #500 - Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #422, 2007-12-24 % 15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o 15:48 < straterra> do^ 15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P 15:50 < straterra> Yes I am 15:50 < straterra> You are just sober - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #501 - Added: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #423, 2007-12-26 % < Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway. < kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway < Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^) -< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router in Buffalo -< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public IP address? +< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router +in Buffalo +< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public +IP address? < Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem. -< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which goes to the -main thing +< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which +goes to the main thing < Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing. < kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ... < Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute. @@ -4877,76 +2868,13 @@ main thing < Alan_Hicks> WTF?! C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator> < Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #502 - Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:06 UTC -% -< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle? -< dadexter_laptop> no -< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra -< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it -< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you? -< mwalling_> straterra: you want it? -< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine -< straterra> Want...what? -< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle -< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle -< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels -< straterra> Especially not people named Mark -< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich -< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad -day -< dadexter_laptop> wait -< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle??? -< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want -it -< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy -< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich??? -< mwalling_> no -< bird603568> :o -< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich. -< mwalling_> next to my sandwich -< straterra> In your mouth? -< mwalling_> in the same box -< mwalling_> i don't like pickles -< dadexter_laptop> me neither -< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor -for your anus? -< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues -< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense -< bird603568> no pickle would be penis -< straterra> Duh -< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle -< mwalling_> yes. -< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar -< plee> yes.. some people do that -< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a -freakin week -< mwalling_> ok -< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm... -< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle -< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle? -< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted -< mwalling_> lengthwise -< straterra> Hmm -< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!! -< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit -< mwalling_> going once! -< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it -< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost? -< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone -< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it -< plee> hehe - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #504 - Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #424, 2007-12-27 % * LizardKing sss... < cpunches> I don't get it. Why does he slither? -< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk... you slither... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #505 - Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:36 UTC +< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk... +you slither... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #425, 2007-12-30 % <thrice`> damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark <straterra> Whaaa @@ -4954,9 +2882,7 @@ freakin week <thrice`> yeah, hit her in the face <thrice`> then verbally degrade her <thrice`> then take 3 stickers - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #506 - Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #426, 2007-12-30 % < mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass < Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now? @@ -4967,113 +2893,87 @@ freakin week < Dominian> hahaha < thrice`> oh < thrice`> ;) -< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup just -isn't for me +< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup +just isn't for me < Dominian> s/by/but < thrice`> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #508 - Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:08:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #427, 2007-12-31 % < qkit> morn (10 minutes pass) < eroc> s/morn/moron/ < eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #509 - Added: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:51:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #428, 2008-01-01 % < BP{k}> holy testical thursday - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #510 - Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #429, 2008-01-03 % < fred> it's *HUGE* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #511 - Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #430, 2008-01-03 % < straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #512 - Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:15:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #431, 2008-01-03 % -< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, not in arm -wrestling - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #513 - Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:47:54 UTC +< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, +not in arm wrestling + -- noobfarm.org, quote #432, 2008-01-07 % -< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to cut one. I -thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out of the gate, AND -we're sitting in leather chairs -< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one of those -moments you feel to have to share - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #514 - Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:58 UTC +< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to +cut one. I thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out +of the gate, AND we're sitting in leather chairs +< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one +of those moments you feel to have to share + -- noobfarm.org, quote #433, 2008-01-07 % <Turk-Admin> hi <Turk-Admin> every budy <Turk-Admin> im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #515 - Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #434, 2008-01-10 % <etronik> Hi all! is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux) distribution? <etronik> I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk <RichiH> etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux -<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have mispelled it -:-) thanks +<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have +mispelled it :-) thanks <RichiH> np :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #516 - Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #435, 2008-01-10 % * LoganTheRed humps your leg * straterra moans < straterra> Haaarrrder - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #517 - Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #436, 2008-01-11 % -< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance known to -man. +< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance +known to man. < mwalling_> what is diamond? < Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #518 - Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #437, 2008-01-11 % < farabi> I got this error when running svn: < farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2: - cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory + cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory <@fred> install sasl. < farabi> thanks fred - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #519 - Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #438, 2008-01-11 % -Logan: <so wants to order this Intel q600 -Logan: q660 -Logan: q6600 fucking bastard damnit! -drijen: l2tyoe! -drijen: oh fuck me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #520 - Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:31 UTC + Logan: <so wants to order this Intel q600 + Logan: q660 + Logan: q6600 fucking bastard damnit! + drijen: l2tyoe! + drijen: oh fuck me. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #439, 2008-01-13 % <Milencho> can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5* <Milencho> and install the new? -<Fatb0y> yes you could you just have to build the new +<Fatb0y> yes you could you just have to build the new <Milencho> where can i find 4.0 tgz packet? * Marcus_ (n=Marcus@d90-128-61-126.cust.tele2.de) has joined ##slackware <BP{k}> not anywhere afaik. -<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself. i have not seen any .tgz's -yet. +<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself. i have not seen any +.tgz's yet. <spook> Milencho: be patient <Milencho> good idea, i will wait a week ;] <Milencho> or two @@ -5081,18 +2981,19 @@ yet. <Fatb0y> or remove and installpkg whichever <Milencho> i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet <Milencho> i will wait ;) -<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may have -serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ? +<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may +have serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ? <Marcus_> but there are already some packages available by mytux -<Marcus_> http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/ +<Marcus_> +http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/ <Marcus_> it installs to /opt -<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie .. -kdepim +<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie +.. kdepim <Marcus_> of course you can. <Marcus_> you know svn? <BP{k}> yes, in that way you can :P -<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en. i would -just like to read what they did if anything important on there. +<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en. +i would just like to read what they did if anything important on there. <BP{k}> I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :) <Marcus_> its your choice. <Marcus_> perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site @@ -5103,98 +3004,42 @@ just like to read what they did if anything important on there. <BP{k}> I will be stunned and shocked if he did. <ayaz> I will ditch slackware if he did. <BP{k}> ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #521 - Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:36 UTC -% -16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has -joined #debian -16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey -16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me -16:21 < lamby> !ask -16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem -with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try - to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___." -Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or - pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all -volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't - get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine -16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #522 - Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #440, 2008-01-13 % -!- eilart1 [n=matteo@151.66.190.135] has joined #amarok < eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers < eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber -< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site i login +< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site +i login < emunkki> what the heck are you talking about? < eilart1> amarok < hurra> 0o < emunkki> uhm... < fred> /o\\ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #523 - Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:53:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #441, 2008-01-13 % < lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #524 - Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:01:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #442, 2008-01-13 % ( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher ( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C. ( Qrawl_) the steps guy ( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #525 - Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:34 UTC -% -< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that -they put on hair dryers. They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it. -< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the -rinse and repeat -< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing. See? People -don't follow directions. -< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #526 - Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #443, 2008-01-15 % ( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #527 - Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:52 UTC -% -< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #528 - Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #444, 2008-01-15 % < JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled. < straterra> Speak for yourself - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #529 - Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:49:01 UTC -% -< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock" -< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about -fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #530 - Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #445, 2008-01-17 % < thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living? < mwalling_> not sure < mwalling_> but he works night shifts < straterra> IRC server tester - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #531 - Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #446, 2008-01-18 % < UFOzx> hi all < straterra> hi @@ -5207,87 +3052,62 @@ fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy < straterra> how do you live? < UFOzx> but i'm from russia < UFOzx> how life in america :) ? -* mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms.... + * mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms.... < straterra> mwalling: asl? < straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #532 - Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:26 UTC -% -< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what -screen does!" -< mwalling> hehehe -< vbatts> ha -< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it -* CaptObviousman face palms - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #533 - Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #447, 2008-01-19 % < alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #534 - Added: Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:36:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #448, 2008-01-19 % < nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ? -< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were fscking? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #536 - Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:40:42 UTC -% -< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) is a lot -easier than you may think. -< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, all -going in different directions that gets ugly +< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were +fscking? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #449, 2008-01-20 +% +< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) +is a lot easier than you may think. +< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, +all going in different directions that gets ugly < Alan_Hicks> True. -< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a country -filled with airplanes? -< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't like? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #537 - Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:15:11 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a +country filled with airplanes? +< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't +like? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #450, 2008-01-21 % 11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants 11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #538 - Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:32:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #451, 2008-01-22 % -< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for you. I make -a very good living getting paid to do things other people don't want to do. +< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for +you. I make a very good living getting paid to do things other people +don't want to do. < samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee -< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies need love -too! +< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies +need love too! < mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU * mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #539 - Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #452, 2008-01-22 % < DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address? < Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1 < Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #540 - Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #453, 2008-01-22 % <straterra> I'm pretty buff <andarius> like in turtle wax ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #541 - Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #454, 2008-01-22 % -< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a rock in a -pool +< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a +rock in a pool < Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density < andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well < cpunches> i float < straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #542 - Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:31:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #455, 2008-01-22 % < straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k? < W|GGL|T> ATDT @@ -5302,68 +3122,50 @@ KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH < W|GGL|T> <busy tone> < rob0_> NO CARRIER < mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH -< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP BEEP BEEP -BEEP BEEP BEEP +< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP +BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP < straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #543 - Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #456, 2008-01-22 % < slackerpete> phrag, its so small - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #544 - Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #457, 2008-01-25 % -< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it and I'll -eat it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #545 - Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:16 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it +and I'll eat it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #458, 2008-01-25 % <@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway? <@serclappie> no it wont i believe <@serclappie> oh and additionally <@serclappie> its Leopard <@serclappie> not OSX - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #546 - Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #459, 2008-01-25 % -15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs faster? - <i look at ebuild's name> - +15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs +faster? + <i look at ebuild's name> - -- noobfarm.org, quote #547 - Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #460, 2008-01-25 % -<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a picture -of some guy opening up his butthole - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #548 - Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:11 UTC +<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a +picture of some guy opening up his butthole + -- noobfarm.org, quote #461, 2008-01-25 % -< SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic -messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #549 - Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:54 UTC + < SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear + satanic messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will + install Windows! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #462, 2008-01-27 % < mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!! < mwalling> </tomcruise> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #550 - Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #463, 2008-01-27 % macavity humps fred - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #551 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #464, 2008-01-28 % < phrag> what just happened - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #552 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #465, 2008-01-28 % 22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S 22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i @@ -5373,16 +3175,7 @@ macavity humps fred 22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill? cuz you're gonna get ravaged 22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #553 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:44 UTC -% -< straterra> I love this laptop stand -< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it? -< Dominian> They call it the "erection" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #554 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #466, 2008-01-28 % < nullboy> fuck this sun thing < mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis @@ -5393,224 +3186,128 @@ macavity humps fred < nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port < nullboy> with heat transfer grease too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #555 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #467, 2008-01-28 % -< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + 2) ? +< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + +2) ? < Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42 -< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a real number +< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a +real number < Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42 < theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys < Alan_Hicks> You're welcome. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #556 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:52:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #468, 2008-01-28 % < myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #557 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #469, 2008-01-28 % < myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #558 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #470, 2008-01-28 % < DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now < rworkman> Hari Kari - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #559 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:30:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #471, 2008-01-29 % < dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #560 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:56:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #472, 2008-01-29 % <@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt <@Dagmar> Satan might. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #561 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:00:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #473, 2008-01-29 % < myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the - basement for 3 days and it'll work again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #562 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:14 UTC -% -< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear - holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #563 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC + basement for 3 days and it'll work again + -- noobfarm.org, quote #474, 2008-01-29 % <WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite <Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b <WIldnQIk> tell me <Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #564 - Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:16 UTC -% -<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea? -<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews -<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do -is make money from it -<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont -make him money to further the zionist agenda -<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by -gays?!?! WTF - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #565 - Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #475, 2008-01-30 % < straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #566 - Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:43:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #476, 2008-01-30 % <straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #567 - Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:44:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #477, 2008-01-30 % < cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically - improve Debian overnight. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #568 - Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:57:32 UTC -% -(Brian is a coworker) - -Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project -Straterra: STD -Brian: stuff to do? -Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do -Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better -Brian: I like mine better. :) -Straterra: I do too -Straterra: I think I shall steal it -Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake? -Straterra: lol -Straterra: Dude -Straterra: Rename RT that -Brian: STFU would rock -Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com -Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #569 - Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC + improve Debian overnight. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #478, 2008-01-30 % < straterra> COME ON -::: straterra whines -< straterra> Come ooooonnnn -< acidchild> bitch -< fred> straterra's my bitch. -< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy -< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date -< fred> Distance is an issue. - + ::: straterra whines + < straterra> Come ooooonnnn + < acidchild> bitch + < fred> straterra's my bitch. + < straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy + < straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date + < fred> Distance is an issue. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #570 - Added: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #479, 2008-01-30 % < TeMagic> !ask -<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the -problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...) -< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I -can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no -internet and no updates... +<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly +what the problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what +architecture, etc...) +< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But +I can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence +no internet and no updates... < TeMagic> nobody knows? < TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway < TeMagic> bye - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #571 - Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:00:05 UTC -% -< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully functional -computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #572 - Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #480, 2008-02-01 % -<USCA> us & ca universities -<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities -<amrit|wrk> huh? -<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;) -<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;) -<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"? +< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully +functional computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion - -- noobfarm.org, quote #573 - Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #481, 2008-02-03 % -<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing the -/etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't recognize a root -account? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #574 - Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:03 UTC +<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing +the /etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't +recognize a root account? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #482, 2008-02-03 % 02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time 02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me -02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron comes -from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-) +02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron +comes from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-) 02:57 < exile777> rofl - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #575 - Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #483, 2008-02-03 % < Astiv> what's the future of asm? < lleksah> lol < lleksah> nice one < lleksah> 8/10 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #576 - Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:01:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #484, 2008-02-03 % < AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc <@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #577 - Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:07:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #485, 2008-02-03 % < patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #578 - Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:50:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #486, 2008-02-04 % -< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does not, -like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #579 - Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:20:08 UTC +< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does +not, like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #487, 2008-02-05 % <sebbs> could someone help me? <sebbs> my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #580 - Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #488, 2008-02-06 % <fouroftwenty> lol, what is this samba? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #581 - Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #489, 2008-02-06 % < fred> IA64 -> x86-64: < fred> <intel> I made you a 64-bit processor < fred> <amd> But I eated it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #583 - Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #490, 2008-02-07 % -< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last night you -dork :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #584 - Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:27 UTC +< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last +night you dork :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #491, 2008-02-07 % < straterra> You have a woman < straterra> Make her make us some drinks! @@ -5618,70 +3315,43 @@ dork :) * straterra has a woman too < straterra> Just..not in yelling distance < straterra> Dominian: ping - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #585 - Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:10 UTC -% -< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger - "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a -snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #586 - Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #492, 2008-02-07 % < rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #587 - Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:23:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #493, 2008-02-08 % * rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #588 - Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:55:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #494, 2008-02-08 % <fuo> hi <fuo> what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #589 - Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:34:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #495, 2008-02-09 % < rworkman> man 8 buttplug - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #590 - Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:37:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #496, 2008-02-09 % < MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #591 - Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:40:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #497, 2008-02-09 % < MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX? < MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #592 - Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:48:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #498, 2008-02-09 % <livinded> as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #593 - Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:11:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #499, 2008-02-10 % < fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #594 - Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #500, 2008-02-11 % -< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda backups -fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files .. might that be the -reason? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #595 - Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:06 UTC +< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda +backups fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files +.. might that be the reason? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #501, 2008-02-11 % < Dominian> great.. -< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting in a relay -rack configuration +< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting +in a relay rack configuration < Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME> < Dominian> Send me non-versarails < eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways @@ -5689,82 +3359,63 @@ rack configuration < Dominian> lmfao < thrice> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #596 - Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #502, 2008-02-11 % -< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday. Which -makes typing Es a little tingly. -< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e in it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #597 - Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:54 UTC +< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday. +Which makes typing Es a little tingly. +< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e +in it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #503, 2008-02-11 % < Dominian> !topic remove 6 <@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #598 - Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #504, 2008-02-11 % < straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd! < straterra> freenode^ < straterra> better and smarter? < rworkman> Well, it was. ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #599 - Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #505, 2008-02-11 % <andarius> JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with -<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow. Your idea is intriguing; can I join -your mailing list? +<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow. Your idea is intriguing; can +I join your mailing list? <andarius> only if you can string an inode :P <andarius> we have standrads :) <andarius> but spelling is not one of them ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #600 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #506, 2008-02-11 % -< Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn where the -sun doesn't shine. + < Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn + where the sun doesn't shine. < JKWood> Urrr... < rob0> oooooooh that burns - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #601 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #507, 2008-02-11 % <sybariten> isnt rmuser a linux standard command? <sybariten> i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #602 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #508, 2008-02-11 % <nix_chix0r> i dont feel like shopping online for sperm <nix_chix0r> figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #603 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #509, 2008-02-12 % < naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz < naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status < naji-> whats lz? < Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib. < naji-> it wasnt me i swear - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #604 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:14:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #510, 2008-02-12 % < ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years? <@mattl> ams: yes. < ams> it has? <@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE - MANAGER?! + MANAGER?! <@mattl> ams: seriously. step down. <@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more - capable release manager, like... anyone, do it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #605 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:36:55 UTC + capable release manager, like... anyone, do it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #511, 2008-02-12 % From #gnu: @@ -5775,66 +3426,36 @@ baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh* ams: then we are three ams: mattl is even worse than us! -amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking a social -life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for drooling? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #606 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:47:08 UTC -% -16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short: I was in Wal-Mart checking -out. I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the -woman behind me says "You have a dog?" I couldn't resist. -<+rworkman> Me: "Nope. I'm getting back on the Purina diet. I used to weigh -over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it." She says, "You look -like you lost more than that." -<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out -last week." -<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?" Me: "No." -<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car -hit me" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #607 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC +amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking +a social life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for +drooling? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #512, 2008-02-12 % <Dagmar> I've exactly zero printing mojo. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #608 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #513, 2008-02-12 % 22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #609 - Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #514, 2008-02-12 % < JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #610 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #515, 2008-02-12 % <rob0> maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #611 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #516, 2008-02-12 % < clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about... < clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one? < fophillips> Urm... < fophillips> No hardware support? < fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #612 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #517, 2008-02-12 % <gore_> Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #613 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #518, 2008-02-12 % -<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, you should -guess again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #614 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:55 UTC +<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, +you should guess again + -- noobfarm.org, quote #519, 2008-02-12 % <JKWood> rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that? <rob0> sorry I'm slow tonight @@ -5847,33 +3468,25 @@ guess again <rworkman> dot.org <gore_> Celebrty rehab? <JKWood> Yep. -<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the public -they're sorry they know how to have fun +<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the +public they're sorry they know how to have fun <JKWood> You're not famous yet, although you will be. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #615 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:49:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #520, 2008-02-12 % <acidchild> you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #616 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:11:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #521, 2008-02-12 % -<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location of my -external ip? +<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location +of my external ip? <andrea23> how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #617 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:20:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #522, 2008-02-12 % -<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total war, or -dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not sure whch to play -:( and not sure which performs best on slackware, been a while since I setup -wine for it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #619 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:01:33 UTC +<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total +war, or dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not +sure whch to play :( and not sure which performs best on slackware, +been a while since I setup wine for it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #523, 2008-02-13 % < NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually? < NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4 @@ -5889,74 +3502,48 @@ wine for it < NopaTop> i've never had to do it before < NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #620 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:59:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #524, 2008-02-13 % < danopia`school> is IRC = email? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #621 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:47:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #525, 2008-02-13 % --!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked up, -again. See you in a bit!] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #622 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:37 UTC +-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked +up, again. See you in a bit!] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #526, 2008-02-13 % < skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App? -<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; /etc/rc.d/rc.syslog -restart ; chvt 12 -<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not written to -files. -<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little bit -further. -<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing bad has -happened. ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #623 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:52 UTC +<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; +/etc/rc.d/rc.syslog restart ; chvt 12 +<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not +written to files. +<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little +bit further. +<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing +bad has happened. ;-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #527, 2008-02-13 % <faileas> i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #624 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #528, 2008-02-13 % -<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless -<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy -<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer." -<thrice`> <3 -<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around? -<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister -<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend -<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the -last three lines, I've no idea what it was -<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here -<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #625 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC -% -< dadexter_laptop> he's your mom -< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a snake venom -out of her random lovers love-parts - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #626 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:07 UTC + < dadexter_laptop> he's your mom +< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a +snake venom out of her random lovers love-parts + -- noobfarm.org, quote #529, 2008-02-13 % * |xenonex_| (n=xenonex@89.218.233.200) has joined ##slackware * nsoong (n=nsoong@unaffiliated/nsoong) has joined ##slackware -* Frost^ (n=sweiss@89-139-184-175.bb.netvision.net.il) has joined ##slackware -* svip (n=svip@cpe.atm2-0-78233.0x535a2072.boanxx18.customer.tele.dk) has joined +* Frost^ (n=sweiss@89-139-184-175.bb.netvision.net.il) has joined ##slackware +* svip (n=svip@cpe.atm2-0-78233.0x535a2072.boanxx18.customer.tele.dk) +has joined ##slackware * irc.freenode.net gives channel operator status to slackboy * Zosma (n=Jorrit@goudrenet.student.utwente.nl) has joined ##slackware * 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##slackware * Matt (i=matt@freenode/staff/matt) has joined ##slackware @@ -6187,60 +3804,30 @@ joined ##slackware * rob0 (n=rob0@cardinal.lizella.net) has joined ##slackware * nnewton (n=nnewton@osuosl/staff/nnewton) has joined ##slackware <nullboy> you bastards where the hell have you all been - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #627 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:11:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #530, 2008-02-13 % < mwalling_> question asked... lets see how long until i get my ass hole - reamed out - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #628 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:50 UTC -% -< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P -< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same subnet as -the host OS -< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes -< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/ -< JKWood> Not this again... --!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck -< rob0> WOW it worked!! -< nullboy> lmao -< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ? --!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination -connected"] -< andarius> sweet -< rob0> That worked too! -< Buggaboo> What worked? -< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null + reamed out - -- noobfarm.org, quote #629 - Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #531, 2008-02-13 % -<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should move the -binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the info needed to find -the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be on the filesystem - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #630 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:45 UTC +<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should +move the binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the +info needed to find the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be +on the filesystem + -- noobfarm.org, quote #532, 2008-02-13 % -< JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #631 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:47 UTC + < JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl + -- noobfarm.org, quote #533, 2008-02-13 % < straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M -sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #632 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:48 UTC +sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were +fruitless + -- noobfarm.org, quote #534, 2008-02-13 % <limac> what was the first unix OS? <limac> minix? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #633 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #535, 2008-02-13 % < emma> what are the advantages of slackware? < nullboy> emma: control @@ -6250,66 +3837,47 @@ sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless < emma> wow you guys like control! < rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #634 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #536, 2008-02-13 % <rob0> Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it. <rworkman> rob0: assholes? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #635 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #537, 2008-02-13 % <rworkman> I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #636 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #538, 2008-02-13 % -* fred is a fan of /boot/ponies - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #637 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:59 UTC + * fred is a fan of /boot/ponies + -- noobfarm.org, quote #539, 2008-02-14 % * acidchild has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) <Dominian> and .. a bus just drove by again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #638 - Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #540, 2008-02-14 % <emma> movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #639 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:16:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #541, 2008-02-15 % -<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical memory -modules are installed without needing to pop the case open and look? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #640 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:00 UTC +<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical +memory modules are installed without needing to pop the case open +and look? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #542, 2008-02-15 % <Picachoo> how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading updates? in kubuntu -<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show some -curtesy, and wait for answers there - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #641 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:05 UTC +<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show +some curtesy, and wait for answers there + -- noobfarm.org, quote #543, 2008-02-15 % <K-Mash> hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #642 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #544, 2008-02-15 % -<limac> well, g2g to good old bed :) -<JKWood> I wish I was there. -<limac> see ya people tomorrow -<JKWood> Well... my bed. -<limac> bbye -<JKWood> Not your bed. -<limac> :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #643 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:11 UTC +<limac> well, g2g to good old bed :) +<JKWood> I wish I was there. +<limac> see ya people tomorrow +<JKWood> Well... my bed. +<limac> bbye +<JKWood> Not your bed. +<limac> :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #545, 2008-02-15 % r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg r3vld: thats the picture @@ -6331,291 +3899,145 @@ nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up r3vld: no redhat nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting -r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get slackware +r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get +slackware r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error r3vld: :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #644 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:15 UTC -% -sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages -OsamaK: "manpages"? -sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #645 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #546, 2008-02-15 % <pasta> wow, people still use slackware? <Dominian> wow people still ask stupid questions? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #646 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #547, 2008-02-15 % <pasta> what is slackware known for? <dadexter_laptop> not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #647 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #548, 2008-02-15 % -<Dagmar> I go to installfests and freaking birds practically follow me around -singing birdsong of harmony - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #648 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:31 UTC +<Dagmar> I go to installfests and freaking birds practically +follow me around singing birdsong of harmony + -- noobfarm.org, quote #549, 2008-02-15 % < jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on integrating youtube into totem < jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/ < Alan_Hicks> Pot. < InspectorCluseau> GPot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #649 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #550, 2008-02-15 % <Liono> why i cant see etc/sudoers i have enabled to show hidden files - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #650 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #551, 2008-02-15 % -<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i have to -backup and restore on a new empty raid? +<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i +have to backup and restore on a new empty raid? <memeyou> does that question make sense? <memeyou> or mdadm, that is - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #651 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #552, 2008-02-15 % <xp_prg> anyone know a good youtube proxy? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #652 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #553, 2008-02-15 % -<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root file -system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #653 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:29 UTC -% -<GoRpO> i have a problem .. -<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ... -<ciosad> doh -<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ? -<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs -<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs -partition -<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see -http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc -<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition -<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be -execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is -a ntfs partition -<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ? -<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at -http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk -<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within -linux. -<GoRpO> omg -<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;) -<sethk> amphi, thank you :) -<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can -kiss that fs goodbye -<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator). - That's just hideous -<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for -rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror -reanimator" ;) -<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh? -<sekhmet> amphi: Quite -<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was -sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs -<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment -<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is -interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable... -<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido " -<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment -<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;) -<sethk> reiser will kill you .... :) -<amphi> heh -<GoRpO> hehe -<GoRpO> reiser just killed me -<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs -partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a -reiser fs, bailing" -<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe -<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good -<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #654 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC +<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root +file system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #554, 2008-02-15 % < Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies] < Triviette> B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn - Monroe + Monroe < Triviette> actually could act. < Triviette> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #655 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:07:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #555, 2008-02-16 % <laptor> <sekhmet> I like gentoo but it's very hard :( -<sethk> it's not hard. It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard. -<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken. Gentoo is OMGFAST. ZOOOOOOOOM! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #656 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:33 UTC +<sethk> it's not hard. It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard. +<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken. Gentoo is OMGFAST. +ZOOOOOOOOM! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #556, 2008-02-16 % < Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow < Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #657 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #557, 2008-02-16 % -< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop in it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #658 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:40 UTC +< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop +in it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #558, 2008-02-16 % <Killab33z> where is my .wine directory? <sethk> Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #659 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:36:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #559, 2008-02-16 % -<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered 4 discs -that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The /dev/sdx1 devices -are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all discs as spares +<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered +4 discs that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The +/dev/sdx1 devices are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all +discs as spares <daniel> Ah <daniel> Ok, I -A --force'ed them -<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought the new -mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D +<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought +the new mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D <daniel> Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #660 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #560, 2008-02-16 % -<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely -will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will -recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the -stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #661 - Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:23 UTC +<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before +X? namely will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add +a command that will recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have +to mess around with the stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates + -- noobfarm.org, quote #561, 2008-02-16 % -<straterra> uh..no -<straterra> and..guess what -<straterra> im not in a pc - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #662 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:35 UTC +<straterra> uh..no +<straterra> and..guess what +<straterra> im not in a pc + -- noobfarm.org, quote #562, 2008-02-17 % <DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio. <Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25 -<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- - +<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- +-.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- - <theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode? -<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer -is totally invisible. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #663 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:39 UTC -% -< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games - come with their own stuff if it's required -< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running - standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key. -< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before -< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games -< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever. -< fred> steam's think does it too -< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't -< fred> it does -< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine -< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely - cooperates with cedega to work on linux -< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was - good, and worked with anti-cheat companies? -< fred> *headdesk* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #664 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC +<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the +commputer is totally invisible. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #563, 2008-02-17 % <+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though - my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used - for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my - account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say - that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original - order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that - order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from - them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again - after that now.) + my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the + card used + for that order to one with the right address, and have + locked my + account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, + and say + that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the + original + order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled + that + order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy + stuff from + them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening + again + after that now.) <+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #665 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #564, 2008-02-18 % < christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #666 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #565, 2008-02-18 % -< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all -the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his -hands in his tiny, POS saturn. +< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus +music all the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping +and raising his hands in his tiny, POS saturn. < LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #667 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #566, 2008-02-18 % -<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname? -<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym" -<Dominian> haha -<fred> JKWood: *SLAP* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #668 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC -% -<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #669 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:53:16 UTC +<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back +to sleep :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #567, 2008-02-18 % < acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans. < acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now < straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award! < straterra> DING DING DING DING! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #671 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:59:54 UTC -% -Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support.... - -I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts. This was some years -ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password. I actually got them -to give me whatever I needed. The conversation went something like this. - -"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?" -"My what?" -"Your government contract ID number." -"We don't have that information anymore." -"You should have received that with..." -"You don't understand. That information is on one of our servers, and that -server has crashed. It's the one I was calling you about." -"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions -to verify your identity. Is Commissioner So-and-so there?" -(This is where the lie got really good.) -"Oh great!" -"Is there a problem sir?" -"Yes there's a problem. He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges." -"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor." - -Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #672 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #568, 2008-02-18 % < livinded> whoa < livinded> nice netsplit @@ -6625,18 +4047,14 @@ Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question. < dadexter_laptop> that's what she said < livinded> wow, I walked right into that one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #673 - Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:13:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #569, 2008-02-18 % <MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time? <theatro> can you get the fake one? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #674 - Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #570, 2008-02-18 % -< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and desktop and -email so I can giggle +< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and +desktop and email so I can giggle < straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San Francisco... < straterra> *cringe* @@ -6644,15 +4062,11 @@ Francisco... * mwalling_ giggles < mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #676 - Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #571, 2008-02-18 % < peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #677 - Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #572, 2008-02-18 % 03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS 03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys @@ -6663,11 +4077,10 @@ Francisco... 03:25 < mwalling_> er 03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #678 - Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #573, 2008-02-18 % -< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd like it +< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd +like it < straterra> Lies < gore_> What kind of music do you like? < BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;) @@ -6675,56 +4088,42 @@ Francisco... < straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats < JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it. < JKwood> You'd love it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #679 - Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:19:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #574, 2008-02-18 % * spook fscks Dominian - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #680 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #575, 2008-02-19 % <Anarkhi> anyone here? <theatro> just ask <Anarkhi> i have -* theatro has quit (""Mummy, do robots make babies?"") -<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and quiting -.- - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #681 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:21 UTC +* theatro has quit ("Mummy, do robots make babies?") +<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and +quiting -.- + -- noobfarm.org, quote #576, 2008-02-19 % -< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take before there -is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary. +< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take +before there is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #682 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #577, 2008-02-19 % * fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #683 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:14:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #578, 2008-02-19 % -<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a weight -complex? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #685 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:19 UTC +<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a +weight complex? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #579, 2008-02-19 % -<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to? sudo cat fstab.txt >> /etc/fstab - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #686 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:37 UTC +<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to? sudo cat fstab.txt >> +/etc/fstab + -- noobfarm.org, quote #580, 2008-02-19 % 22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so 22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall? 23:08 < Pensicola> distracted - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #687 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #581, 2008-02-20 % -[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted point of -view it only exists out of customary procedure +[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted +point of view it only exists out of customary procedure [16:59] <andarius> lol [16:59] <deoks> Yes. [16:59] <deoks> Some do see people as programs :) @@ -6733,15 +4132,15 @@ view it only exists out of customary procedure permissions :D [17:00] <nullboy> lol [17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P -[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a privledge -escallation on some ppl +[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a +privledge escallation on some ppl [17:01] <systemloc> sp? [17:02] <andarius> permission regression :o -[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable prism -wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue. +[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable +prism wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue. [17:03] <systemloc> JKWood: eh? -[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world you might -get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter +[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world +you might get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter [17:04] <phrag> lol [17:04] <andarius> but that can lead to child processes .... [17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware. @@ -6752,59 +4151,40 @@ get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter [17:04] <nullboy> lmao [17:05] <nullboy> oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption [17:05] <andarius> lol -[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to spawn, -but before they fork from the mother process +[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to +spawn, but before they fork from the mother process [17:05] <andarius> ahh yes [17:05] <systemloc> this is, of course, very controversial [17:06] <andarius> some also remove the ability of the code to replicate completely. then port probing is considered safe [17:06] <phrag> think of the malware! -[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code, and when -does it have the right to run to it's natural completion? +[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code, +and when does it have the right to run to it's natural completion? [17:06] <andarius> as null bits are used for firing [17:07] <phrag> noobfarm ^ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #688 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #582, 2008-02-20 % < fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles -< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're screw -deliverers. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #689 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:31 UTC +< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're +screw deliverers. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #583, 2008-02-20 % Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party. amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset. amrit unchecks the E series amrit- Don't want that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #690 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #584, 2008-02-20 % -< rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ... + < rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ... < fred> Have a lemon party! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #691 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #585, 2008-02-20 % -[12:24] <AbortRetryFail> I'm just praying to the gods of *nix and what better -place to do that than in an IRC channel? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #692 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:50 UTC +[12:24] <AbortRetryFail> I'm just praying to the gods of *nix +and what better place to do that than in an IRC channel? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #586, 2008-02-20 % <andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #693 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:54 UTC -% -<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"? -<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that. -<mwalling> ... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #694 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #587, 2008-02-20 % [14:41] <rob0> Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut [14:42] <jpipkin> haha @@ -6817,220 +4197,122 @@ place to do that than in an IRC channel? [14:43] <Rixon> got a cup? [14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window. [14:44] <Rixon> hahah -[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are worrying -about - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #695 - Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:40 UTC +[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are +worrying about + -- noobfarm.org, quote #588, 2008-02-20 % < docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware] < volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM? < docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system < mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor! -< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly then -you :P +< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly +then you :P < volkerdi> hehe -< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather gimp -outfit...mmmmm +< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather +gimp outfit...mmmmm < thrice`> easy straterra < straterra> do i gotta? - -- noobfarm.org, quote #697 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:51 UTC -% -<rworkman> In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way. -<straterra> rworkman, why the hell not?! :( -<straterra> can we get it your way? -<nullboy> you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper off first and -move patties around -<rworkman> bingo :) -<straterra> damn -<straterra> im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo -<rworkman> heh -<JKWood> And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire. -<JKWood> Flame-broiled has its disadvantages. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #698 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:51 UTC -% -* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel -<peacedog> Frozen eel or Lemony Knife? -* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #699 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:58 UTC -% -<Old_Fogie> AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable' -<nullboy> lol -<nullboy> he said box -<Old_Fogie> What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL -<AbortRetryFail> do you /really/ want to know? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #700 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:06:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #589, 2008-02-20 +% +<rworkman> In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it +your way. +<straterra> rworkman, why the hell not?! :( +<straterra> can we get it your way? +<nullboy> you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper +off first and move patties around +<rworkman> bingo :) +<straterra> damn +<straterra> im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo +<rworkman> heh +<JKWood> And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire. +<JKWood> Flame-broiled has its disadvantages. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #590, 2008-02-20 +% +* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel +<peacedog> Frozen eel or Lemony Knife? +* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon + -- noobfarm.org, quote #591, 2008-02-20 +% +<Old_Fogie> AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable' +<nullboy> lol +<nullboy> he said box +<Old_Fogie> What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL +<AbortRetryFail> do you /really/ want to know? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #592, 2008-02-20 % -!- hades_ has joined #freenode -< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds of it.. -Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu? +< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds +of it.. Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu? -!- Vaajda has joined #freenode -< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at the same -time - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #701 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:35:27 UTC +< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at +the same time + -- noobfarm.org, quote #593, 2008-02-21 % < mwalling> i think i can fake it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #702 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:28:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #594, 2008-02-21 % <CarlFK> sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd <CarlFK> is there something that will rm all of those? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #703 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #595, 2008-02-21 % -<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different than -windows - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #704 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:14 UTC +<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different +than windows + -- noobfarm.org, quote #596, 2008-02-21 % -<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable by a -script like with php, what group should my www folder be +<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable +by a script like with php, what group should my www folder be <joshuamc> the same as apache? same as php? -<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable is by -doing 777 on them and that's dangerous - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #705 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:24 UTC +<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable +is by doing 777 on them and that's dangerous + -- noobfarm.org, quote #597, 2008-02-21 % <sethk> how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy? <Fiver> sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #706 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:26 UTC -% -< JKWood> W|GGL|T: If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular -torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #707 - Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #598, 2008-02-21 % < fred> Lemon party... tasty. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #708 - Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:35 UTC -% -< JKWood> straterra: "goat" is not a sex. -< straterra> yes it is -< straterra> i can prove it -< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots.. -< straterra> and they cant run - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #709 - Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC -% -08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising -08:04 * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon -08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has - left ##slackware ["fag"] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #710 - Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #599, 2008-02-22 % -< JKWood> andarius: You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, I fertilize -it heavily. ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #711 - Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:52 UTC +< JKWood> andarius: You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, +I fertilize it heavily. ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #600, 2008-02-22 % <frog> what's the command to compile tex in vim? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #712 - Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #601, 2008-02-22 % <k1lumin4t1> what's the correct english name for those CD round labels? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #713 - Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:11 UTC -% -<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too -big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)" (its ~7gb) -<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file -<Rael> is that your porn collection - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #714 - Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC -% -< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is -< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing... -she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone" -< rworkman> Dominian: awesome! -< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old -< Dominian> I about choked -< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :) -< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..." I said "hhh honey.. she's a -programmer in the making.." - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #715 - Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #602, 2008-02-22 % ( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #716 - Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #603, 2008-02-22 % <SpookyET> I'm a fishhole - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #717 - Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:03:57 UTC -% -< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P -< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment -< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love. -< jpipkin> I'm full of shit. -< macavity> LOL -< acidchild> haha -< rob0> I'm full of myself. -< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0 -< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby -< dadexter_laptop> err -< rob0> ewwwwwwww - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #718 - Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #604, 2008-02-23 % <jefreee_c> JKWood is ddossing me <jefreee_c> someone help <JKWood> Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's. Uh-huh. <andarius> JKWood: dont forget your phone ;) <JKWood> Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #719 - Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:40:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #605, 2008-02-25 % -msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently pressing -do nothing ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #720 - Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:23:00 UTC +msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently +pressing do nothing ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #606, 2008-02-25 % <nullboy> i'm going to grow a bear like stallman - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #721 - Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #607, 2008-02-25 % -<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos\ -<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge ? +<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos +<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge +? <AcTiVaTe> Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read elementary stuff 1st -<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat about it? +<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat +about it? <DGMurdockIII> i am reading <DGMurdockIII> im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine <AcTiVaTe> It enables the repository containing wine @@ -7039,8 +4321,8 @@ elementary stuff 1st <AcTiVaTe> Which one? <DGMurdockIII> priority=N step <AcTiVaTe> N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly -<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or repo's as -they call em +<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or +repo's as they call em <DGMurdockIII> ok i get that but i can save the file <DGMurdockIII> can't <AcTiVaTe> So use su or sudo @@ -7049,24 +4331,21 @@ they call em <DGMurdockIII> but i dont now where to uses su now or what <AcTiVaTe> just put sudo before the command <AcTiVaTe> or su -c -<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be more clear +<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be +more clear <DGMurdockIII> i do now i need root acase <DGMurdockIII> WTF <DGMurdockIII> dont do that again -<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and use google -you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #722 - Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:46 UTC -% -< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome. It's a cell phone charm, and it -matches my razr. :) -< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay. I just happen to like properly -accessorizing. +<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and +use google you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures + -- noobfarm.org, quote #608, 2008-02-25 +% +< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome. It's a cell phone charm, +and it matches my razr. :) +< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay. I just happen to like +properly accessorizing. < thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #724 - Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:57:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #609, 2008-02-26 % < thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/ < Dominian> whoa @@ -7077,172 +4356,91 @@ accessorizing. < nullboy> hahaha < nullboy> oh man that's hilarious - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #725 - Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:33:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #610, 2008-02-26 % < nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/ -< nullboy> 22M e/ +< nullboy> 22M e/ < thrice`> what's the installed size, though ? < Dominian> heh < nullboy> 1.21TB < thrice`> lol < Dominian> hahah - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #726 - Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #611, 2008-02-26 % -<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, where -do I get the commands I can use in the command line? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #727 - Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:44 UTC +<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, +where do I get the commands I can use in the command line? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #612, 2008-02-26 % -< fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #730 - Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:27:54 UTC + < fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #613, 2008-02-27 % < thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #731 - Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #614, 2008-02-27 % -<Dagmar> But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run out of RAM and -don't have swap. -<Dagmar> THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing blindly, like a -drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun. -<rob0> Like Alan_Hicks. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #732 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:41:56 UTC +<Dagmar> But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run +out of RAM and don't have swap. +<Dagmar> THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing +blindly, like a drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun. +<rob0> Like Alan_Hicks. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #615, 2008-02-27 % <mingdao> My wife is about to crawl my rear ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #733 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #616, 2008-02-27 % -<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it to -forget that you're logged into a website? I already tried going to the stored -passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #734 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:23 UTC +<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it +to forget that you're logged into a website? I already tried going to +the stored passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help + -- noobfarm.org, quote #617, 2008-02-27 % -<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm looking for -a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on the net. i've only -linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #735 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:34 UTC +<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm +looking for a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on +the net. i've only linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #618, 2008-02-27 % -<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire straits of -a vtXXX emulator :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #736 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:40 UTC +<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire +straits of a vtXXX emulator :( + -- noobfarm.org, quote #619, 2008-02-27 % -<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a remote -machine? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #737 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:26 UTC +<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a +remote machine? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #620, 2008-02-28 % -< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with deliberate -exaggeration +< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with +deliberate exaggeration < JD> pixie: it's called pedentry < pixie> pedantry* < JD> pixie: see - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #738 - Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #621, 2008-02-28 % < mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT < Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL? < mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #739 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #622, 2008-02-28 % -<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= foo doesnt -work for me? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #740 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:09 UTC +<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= +foo doesnt work for me? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #623, 2008-02-28 % -<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were out in -full force today. +<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were +out in full force today. <phos-phoros> hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females. <phos-phoros> yes-siree bob <phos-phoros> !1 <gdb> mmm <gdb> milfies <gdb> yum yum - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #741 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:19 UTC -% -< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just - silly -< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue -< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick -< kloeri> what is the issue then? -< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed -* ViciousPotato blinks -< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to - not imply that the user is using something that somebody else - owns -< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite. -< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like -< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #742 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC -% -< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work.. -< Paperface> and return some results -< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper -< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment -< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback -< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix -request - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #743 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC -% -< JKWood> Okay. That will make this easier. We're about to rock your world... -"chroot /mnt" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #744 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC -% -[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled: - *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail - support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29 - 17:47:57) --weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks. It seems a bug - in services turned a mask into *@*. -< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the - stress services must go under on a daily basis? -< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #745 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #624, 2008-02-28 % < acidchild> after i get it up < acidchild> show em i'm can do it < acidchild> slack is going on there. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #746 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:18:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #625, 2008-02-29 % <Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind <JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #747 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:11:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #626, 2008-02-29 % < AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes < AthlonRob> s/is //g @@ -7250,89 +4448,39 @@ request < AthlonRob> awe screw it < AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon < AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #748 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:15:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #627, 2008-02-29 % < Alan_Hicks> Question... < Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket - back home? - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #749 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:31:18 UTC -% -(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th) + back home? -< fred> Also, if we do do this: -< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink -< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day -< fred> (aka US independance day) - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #750 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #628, 2008-02-29 % -* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and -cough them up later. +* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of +jerky and cough them up later. * Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #751 - Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #629, 2008-02-29 % <dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel? <dvh> hallo... <dvh> irc sucks <dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #752 - Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #630, 2008-02-29 % -<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine. -<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #753 - Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:46 UTC +<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, +I'd imagine. +<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun + -- noobfarm.org, quote #631, 2008-02-29 % <dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #755 - Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:21:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #632, 2008-03-01 % < ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds < Dagmar> ananke: We know that. We see them joining here every day. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #757 - Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:20:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #633, 2008-03-02 % < Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #758 - Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:49:59 UTC -% -chet: hi i just install linux OS -chet: it has problem -chet: i want help .. any expert -chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz -theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question -chet: ok fine -chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise -"peep peep" -mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something -chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual? -chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution -chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer -enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a -dumpster? -chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast -chet: good speakers and good memory -chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS. -chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X - -This guy doesn't even know how to troll - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #759 - Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #634, 2008-03-02 % < whatsgood> don't taze me bro ::: edman007 tazes whatsgood @@ -7360,127 +4508,74 @@ This guy doesn't even know how to troll < acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos? < edman007> no :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #760 - Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:15:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #635, 2008-03-03 % -<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions -airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving"). - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #761 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC -% -< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt contest..and -not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #762 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:55 UTC +< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt +contest..and not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised + -- noobfarm.org, quote #636, 2008-03-03 % 19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #763 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #637, 2008-03-03 % -(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's permanent. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #764 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:01 UTC +(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's +permanent. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #638, 2008-03-03 % <ezguy> is UML consider a virtual machine ? <ezguy> evermind <ezguy> is wine hq consider an app or emulation? <sekhmet> ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API <ezguy> ok, i'll call it api. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #765 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #639, 2008-03-03 % -<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one group of -users? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #766 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:13 UTC +<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one +group of users? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #640, 2008-03-03 % * Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #767 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:40 UTC -% -<`Abo> apache logs? -<mwalling> `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #768 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #641, 2008-03-03 % -< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was -<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command. -< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me -* Chuckbot bites me - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #769 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC +<`Abo> apache logs? +<mwalling> `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #642, 2008-03-04 % <BillyCrook2> damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #770 - Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:08:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #643, 2008-03-04 % <acidchild> i only moved the wire a lil bit! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #771 - Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #644, 2008-03-04 % -< BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and demand -they surrender ... - + < BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and + demand they surrender ... - -- noobfarm.org, quote #772 - Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #645, 2008-03-05 % < Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #773 - Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #646, 2008-03-05 % < MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os < MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat -< MidnightToker> bye bye linux + < MidnightToker> bye bye linux [*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving] <@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #774 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #647, 2008-03-05 % < acidchild> andarius: go ahead < acidchild> no nuts. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #775 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #648, 2008-03-05 % < wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #776 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:30 UTC -% -< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #777 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #649, 2008-03-05 % < kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root < kamaji> what the tits. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #778 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #650, 2008-03-05 % -< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from a gentoo -page - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #779 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:44:30 UTC +< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from +a gentoo page + -- noobfarm.org, quote #651, 2008-03-05 % this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink. @@ -7488,125 +4583,106 @@ root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues. root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #780 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #652, 2008-03-06 % -< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n"); -< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #781 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC -% -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | D | -<@lamby> | DDD | -<@lamby> | O | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D | +<@lamby> | DDD | +<@lamby> | O | <@lamby> | XOO| <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@lamby> +--------+ <@lamby> It's IRC tetris time <@benji> rofl -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | D | -<@lamby> | DDD O | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D | +<@lamby> | DDD O | <@lamby> | XOO| <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@lamby> +--------+ <@benji> Bah, I was too slow. -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | <@lamby> | DDD XOO| <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@Faux> Can't play this. D: <@benji> ... -<@lamby> | X | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | X | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | <@lamby> | DDD XOO| <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@Faux> LEFT LEFT <@lamby> +--------+ -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | D O | <@lamby> | DDD XOO| <@benji> Lambytris is slow. <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@lamby> +--------+ -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | | <@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D -<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> | D O | <@lamby> | DDD XOO| <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@lamby> +--------+ <@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> | D O | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> | D O | <@lamby> | DDD XOO| <@Faux> DOWN <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@benji> SPACE <@lamby> +--------+ <@Faux> JINX -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> | | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X | -<@lamby> |X D O | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> | | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X | +<@lamby> |X D O | <@lamby> |XDDD XOO| <@lamby> |####XXXO| <@lamby> +--------+ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #782 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #653, 2008-03-06 % < rob0> Mine isn't long enough < rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #783 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:51:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #654, 2008-03-06 % < rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #784 - Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #655, 2008-03-06 % Received via email: -If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so different? -Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 Duo, or -Opteron?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #785 - Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:18:45 UTC +If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so +different? +Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 +Duo, or Opteron?! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #656, 2008-03-06 % < straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #786 - Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:42:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #657, 2008-03-06 % < ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style < fred> You mean 'working' ? :p - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #787 - Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #658, 2008-03-07 % <juice> i better go too bed before I get in trouble <juice> later all @@ -7619,64 +4695,21 @@ Opteron?! <juice> I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep <whatsgood> yeah i have an interview in 8 <juice> nice -<ayaz> I am _at_ work. That, I guess, is a good enough reason to fall asleep. +<ayaz> I am _at_ work. That, I guess, is a good enough reason to +fall asleep. <whatsgood> nah i am gonna ditch it <juice> ayaz, haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #788 - Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:47 UTC -% -< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :( -< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what -you want on a system that has no -iptables rules already existing. You have to possess a bit of understanding -about what they're doing in order -to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification) -< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening -"please" to "plzz" -< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that -< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport -80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i -nternal address of webserver> -< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface> --p tcp -d <internal address of w -ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT -< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ?? -< rworkman> No. It's the external interface. -< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin. I won't participate in you messing -up your company lan. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #789 - Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC -% -< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of -packages on Slackware are *actually* - handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every -install. -< rob0> sshhhhh! -< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels. -< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your -squirrel. -< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite. -< jkwood> Precisely. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #790 - Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC -% -<Chuckbot> New news from http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml: -2008-03-08 08:12:43 UTC -<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later. nice job shitbot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #791 - Added: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:32:51 UTC -% -< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a yeast -infection - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #792 - Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:22:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #659, 2008-03-07 +% +<Chuckbot> New news from +http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml: 2008-03-08 +08:12:43 UTC +<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later. nice job shitbot + -- noobfarm.org, quote #660, 2008-03-09 +% +< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a +yeast infection + -- noobfarm.org, quote #661, 2008-03-09 % <@alphageek> \o < mwalling> morn @@ -7688,9 +4721,7 @@ infection < mwalling> C < mwalling> A - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #793 - Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:59:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #662, 2008-03-10 % < fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update? <@fred> Either: @@ -7698,96 +4729,47 @@ infection <@fred> b) BSD <@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #794 - Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #663, 2008-03-10 % < limac> andarius: what to google? -< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding you may -need to ask some one else - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #795 - Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:59:00 UTC -% -< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today -< fred> front: -< fred> 527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9 -< fred> back -< fred> Not really. -< fred> This made me giggle. -< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it. -< straterra> i dont get it -< fred> does noone get that here? -* fred is let down -< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe -< thrice`> nope; don't see it either -< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =| -< fred> Fermat's last theorem -* straterra stares blankly -< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2 -where a^n + b^n = c^n -* straterra is still confused -< straterra> That theorum is practical..how? -< fred> straterra: define 'practical' -< fred> it's true. -< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate -< thrice`> F=m*a is practical -< straterra> fred: um..useful? -< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum -< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They -can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then -the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c." - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #796 - Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC -% -< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f log. It was -painful. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #797 - Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:25 UTC +< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding +you may need to ask some one else + -- noobfarm.org, quote #664, 2008-03-10 +% +< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f +log. It was painful. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #665, 2008-03-11 % < mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #798 - Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #666, 2008-03-11 % < Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #799 - Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #667, 2008-03-11 % -< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite odd, -having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind) +< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite +odd, having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #800 - Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #668, 2008-03-11 % < zeroday> anyone here done any java? < TJF> HAI < TJF> CAN HAS PERL? < TJF> I HAS A VAR < TJF> IM IN YR LOOP -< TJF> UP VAR!!1 -< TJF> VISIBLE VAR -< TJF> IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE +< TJF> UP VAR!!1 +< TJF> VISIBLE VAR +< TJF> IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE < TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP < TJF> KTHXBYE < zeroday> ... < zeroday> lolcode != java kthx - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #801 - Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:50:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #669, 2008-03-11 % -< systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was -stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting corpse, -screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #802 - Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:11 UTC + < systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was + stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting + corpse, screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #670, 2008-03-12 % < blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment < fredrikh> good :) @@ -7798,53 +4780,36 @@ screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child. < blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you? < fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139 < fred> Where's my dancing girls? -< fred> *_* +< fred> ¬_¬ < blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet? < fred> Yes. < blauzahl> that post? < blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm* < fred> yup < fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #803 - Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #671, 2008-03-12 % < straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :( < straterra_> they are descriminating! -< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and put a -pair of socks in the front. - - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #804 - Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:35:54 UTC -% -< fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel products we -don't ask questions about. +< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and +put a pair of socks in the front. - -- noobfarm.org, quote #805 - Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #672, 2008-03-12 % -<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or iptables? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #806 - Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:18 UTC + < fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel + products we don't ask questions about. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #673, 2008-03-13 % -<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know -what that means? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #807 - Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC +<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or +iptables? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #674, 2008-03-13 % < straterra> I paid for Office 2008 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #808 - Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #675, 2008-03-14 % < Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me? < Daviey> russian roulette? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #809 - Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #676, 2008-03-14 % (Note: today's date is 3/14/08) [08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY! @@ -7859,13 +4824,12 @@ extracted from it. [08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse [08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit [08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #810 - Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #677, 2008-03-14 % 14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there -14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns - error 2.... +14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but +dpkg returns + error 2.... 14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg? 14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :) 14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;) @@ -7873,9 +4837,7 @@ extracted from it. 14:21 < jkwood> It's all good. 14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #811 - Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #678, 2008-03-14 % < rworkman> /c/c < rworkman> shit @@ -7885,76 +4847,57 @@ extracted from it. <+rworkman> /c/c <+rworkman> Damn. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #813 - Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:02:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #679, 2008-03-14 % * andarius kicks php :( * fred hugs php * jkwood hug fred * fred calls the police - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #814 - Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #680, 2008-03-15 % <jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack? * jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #815 - Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #681, 2008-03-15 % ##slackware : -<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they -thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop -their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack -on kde team -<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos -here +<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, +and they thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's +trying to stop their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing +a suicidal bomb attack on kde team +<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding +photos here <Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #817 - Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #682, 2008-03-17 % <Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #818 - Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #683, 2008-03-17 % <vivekv> hello? is anybody in here who is actually here? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #819 - Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #684, 2008-03-17 % < mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner < mwalling> ernor < mwalling> fuck * mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #820 - Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:29:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #685, 2008-03-18 % -<kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite happy. -* fred gives drijen kethry -<kethry> LOL that's not what i meant! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #821 - Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:57:02 UTC + <kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite + happy. + * fred gives drijen kethry + <kethry> LOL that's not what i meant! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #686, 2008-03-18 % 00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister? 00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin? 00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know., - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #822 - Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #687, 2008-03-18 % 01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #823 - Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #688, 2008-03-19 % -!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware < Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ? @@ -7964,30 +4907,25 @@ here < Pip> Just guess < rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #824 - Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:35:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #689, 2008-03-19 % < ananke> i want a pony - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #825 - Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:40:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #690, 2008-03-19 % -<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device based on -a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents of /home/foo/bar ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #826 - Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:04:47 UTC +<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device +based on a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents +of /home/foo/bar ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #691, 2008-03-20 % -<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want to upload it -into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, i got the ftp -login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, is that possible? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #827 - Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:12 UTC +<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want +to upload it into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, +i got the ftp login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, +is that possible? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #692, 2008-03-20 % -<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script ? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 , -im trying to upload file to ftp using ssh... its not working +<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script +? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 , im trying to upload file to ftp using +ssh... its not working Contents from pastebin. @@ -8000,32 +4938,27 @@ user USERID PASSWORD put /var/www/file.php bye END - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #828 - Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #693, 2008-03-20 % 20:05 < joeyh> =head1 SEE ALSO -20:05 < joeyh> Yellowstone National Park. +20:05 < joeyh> Yellowstone National Park. 20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #829 - Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:49:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #694, 2008-03-21 % < andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this - thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive to - most. those who could catch sight of it and understand it - were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was a special - land. not like this land we see now, this internet .... - + thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive + to + most. those who could catch sight of it and understand + it + were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was + a special + land. not like this land we see now, this internet .... - -- noobfarm.org, quote #830 - Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:09:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #695, 2008-03-21 % -<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, and I'm -not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #831 - Added: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:48:23 UTC +<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, +and I'm not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #696, 2008-03-22 % < Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme @@ -8033,19 +4966,7 @@ C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme < quinophex> this is apache on windows? < Viperfang> Yeah < Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #832 - Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:16 UTC -% -< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ? -< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter -< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone -< straterra> for easter, that is -< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital -sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #833 - Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #697, 2008-03-22 % 13:35 * straterra mutters 13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card @@ -8053,31 +4974,26 @@ sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties 13:37 < straterra> It wasn't 13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #834 - Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:36:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #698, 2008-03-23 % < cpunches> alphageek, ping * karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something -< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else might be -able to answer? +< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else +might be able to answer? < cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source community can be put down on a resume probably not. thank you, though. * ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #836 - Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #699, 2008-03-24 % < Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire - cpunches. He does things because they feel good, not - because they are the best thing to do. + cpunches. He does things because they feel good, not + because they are the best thing to do. < cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :) < ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be - in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few decades - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #837 - Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:16 UTC + in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few + decades + -- noobfarm.org, quote #700, 2008-03-24 % < CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower @@ -8085,38 +5001,32 @@ underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower < CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz <@Caesar86> i will - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #838 - Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:38:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #701, 2008-03-24 % < TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide - that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in slackware - and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left now are - mine and root. Which accounts should i restore? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #839 - Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:26 UTC + that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in + slackware + and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left + now are + mine and root. Which accounts should i restore? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #702, 2008-03-25 % -!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined - ##slackware + ##slackware < neuro_sys> curl vs wget ? < unixfool> either one < neuro_sys> vim vs emacs? < unixfool> troll - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #840 - Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:42:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #703, 2008-03-25 % -< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python (needed to -rebuild it) +< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python +(needed to rebuild it) < sef-main> now I get: < sef-main> emerge -av python -< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: No such file -or directory +< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: +No such file or directory - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #841 - Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #704, 2008-03-25 % < straterra> bleh < straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime @@ -8124,85 +5034,47 @@ or directory < straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat < drijen> cat owns you. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #842 - Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #705, 2008-03-25 % -00:20:49 <DemonScrypt> why must slackware be so unforgiving -00:21:12 <alienBOB> DemonScrypt: natural selection at work +00:20:49 <DemonScrypt> why must slackware be so unforgiving +00:21:12 <alienBOB> DemonScrypt: natural selection at work - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #843 - Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:29:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #706, 2008-03-26 % < mikegrb> jelly beans > sex - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #844 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #707, 2008-03-26 % -<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it releases -less frequently - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #845 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:34 UTC +<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it +releases less frequently + -- noobfarm.org, quote #708, 2008-03-26 % -< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own IPv6 -intranet? +< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own +IPv6 intranet? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #846 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #709, 2008-03-26 % -<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of -charades...or a game of fake heart attack. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #850 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:06 UTC +<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a +game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #710, 2008-03-27 % <@gitrdun^> i right good viruses <@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write. <@gitrdun^> yep i am - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #854 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #711, 2008-03-27 % -2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo -2148 BP{k} | feck. -2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg +2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo +2148 BP{k} | feck. +2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #856 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #712, 2008-03-27 % 10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though 10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #857 - Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #713, 2008-03-27 % < straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #875 - Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:02:35 UTC -% -< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea -< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno -< Ripzerskins> Tell -< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you -< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit -< Ripzerskins> I bet -< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is -< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu -< Ripzerskins> LOL -< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box -< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday -< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER -< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on -reaching the pinnacle of your career!" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #877 - Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #714, 2008-03-27 % convivial> hi! <convivial> is this channel dead or what? @@ -8211,153 +5083,88 @@ convivial> hi! <convivial> ok :) <jmLeBlanc> lol <elb> pardon our lack of reaction :-P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #878 - Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #715, 2008-03-28 % rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #879 - Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #716, 2008-03-28 % < dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ? < emacsen> you don't < emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #881 - Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:13:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #717, 2008-03-29 % <@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA <DrDiamond> at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA <@Anheuser-Busch> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #882 - Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:57:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #718, 2008-03-29 % -< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming me -repeatedly. Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables? +< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming +me repeatedly. Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables? < formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP < mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR < mjj29> MIRROR is excellent < mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #883 - Added: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:07:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #719, 2008-03-31 % < muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's. < muraii> Likewise, Fox. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #886 - Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #720, 2008-04-01 % -< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising domain -rates the max possible every year. Because the price of oil is really affecting -domain name costs. +< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising +domain rates the max possible every year. Because the price of oil is +really affecting domain name costs. <@caker> gotta lube the tubes <@caker> that didn't sound right - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #887 - Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #721, 2008-04-01 % <+ARKANSAS> hey -<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says something -about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed that it was just -automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to check them and they are -messages piled up from real people LOL (how does one leave one such a message?). - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #888 - Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:02:15 UTC +<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says +something about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed +that it was just automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to +check them and they are messages piled up from real people LOL (how does +one leave one such a message?). + -- noobfarm.org, quote #722, 2008-04-02 % < FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD? < jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept. < tom4000> :) -* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for which one -takes control, mortal-kombat style +* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for +which one takes control, mortal-kombat style < tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #889 - Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:45:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #723, 2008-04-02 % -<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable than -mine? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #890 - Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:10:50 UTC +<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable +than mine? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #724, 2008-04-02 % ^}^: my channel is registered by another guy ^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net but #freesocial is registered. ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have. ^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook -fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT +fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it ¬_¬ quick trip to freesocial.net reveals -.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L- - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #891 - Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC +·Ç³£±§Ç¸£¬µ±Ç°Õ¾µã²»ÔÚÃÿɵÄÄÚ²âÃûµ¥Öᣠ+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #725, 2008-04-03 % (3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird (3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #892 - Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:23:33 UTC -% -< seg`fault> hi -< seg`fault> anyone ON for query? -< lunaphyte_> proceed. -< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone -< seg`fault> pls advice -< seg`fault> i am new to dns -< lunaphyte_> what is your goal? -< seg`fault> i am learning dns -< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can -< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer? -< seg`fault> how many types of referrel? -< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example? -< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral? -< seg`fault> lamer -< seg`fault> don't waste my time -< seg`fault> ! -< seg`fault> :\ --!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit [] -< lunaphyte_> nice. -< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"??? -< Trengo> that was... -< Trengo> surreal -< rob0> wow -< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes. -< rob0> Not enough of one in that case. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #893 - Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #726, 2008-04-03 % * benji has run x86_64 since 2004 * fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004 * fred wins - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #894 - Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:49 UTC -% -ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a -professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly -educated" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #895 - Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #727, 2008-04-04 % < jkwood> fred, you're such a tease. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #896 - Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:07:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #728, 2008-04-04 % (BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project) -< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) <<Time between releases -is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #897 - Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:50:16 UTC +< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) «Time between +releases is too long». http://bugs.debian.org/31581 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #729, 2008-04-04 % * Colourafication goes back to listening to malmsteen <Colourafication> play fat man play! @@ -8372,109 +5179,53 @@ is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581 <@Anheuser-Busch> you go in there.. and i swear.. you travel back in time <@Anheuser-Busch> i walked in there in tshirt and jeans <+DrDiamond> fitting for Malmsteen then -<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard print spandex - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #898 - Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:15:06 UTC -% -<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli -<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know -<SilverDawn> lol -<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;) -<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l -<SilverDawn> drijen, true -<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol -<drijen> also, i like that nick -* drijen writes that down for a future server name -<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds... -<SilverDawn> silverdawn? -<drijen> yes -<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn -<MacIver> sounds like a girl name -<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\ -<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that -<SilverDawn> :) - -<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on? -<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja' -<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn -<MacIver> and the-google -<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea -<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn -<drijen> sounds dirty. -<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what -it truely was -<SilverDawn> regardless -<SilverDawn> thanks -* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left -##gnome ("Leaving") - -***Couple of Minutes Later*** - -<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok... -<drijen> rofl. -<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe. -<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #899 - Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC +<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard +print spandex + -- noobfarm.org, quote #730, 2008-04-04 % < Alan_Hicks> Damn this is a tough decision. -< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a successful -suicide is a big reward. -< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to botch it and -then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him. +< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a +successful suicide is a big reward. +< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to +botch it and then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him. < ThomasY> Alan_Hicks: thats why we have a .45 backup < Alan_Hicks> ThomasY: I like the way you think. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #900 - Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:13:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #731, 2008-04-08 % -< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible in FF, -but you have to work to get them. +< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible +in FF, but you have to work to get them. < rob0> konq, OTOH, has it all set up for me - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #901 - Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:08:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #732, 2008-04-08 % < nullboy> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/jkwood/brain < nullboy> u haz zeroed!!! < jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #903 - Added: Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #733, 2008-04-09 % < sw> heh.. helpdesk is FUBAR -< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list).. these apps are -down due to a major outage +< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list).. +these apps are down due to a major outage < sw> cows in the server room? < sw> oops - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #904 - Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:13:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #734, 2008-04-10 % -Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up to 7 on -my list lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #905 - Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:38:02 UTC +Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up +to 7 on my list lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #735, 2008-04-10 % < Kaapa> I'm sure you can make a apt-get install slackware in ubuntu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #906 - Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:57:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #736, 2008-04-10 % -< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send the right -data. +< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send +the right data. < CaptObviousman> wait, they did? I thought that was an impossibility < mgrossie> Apparently, someone actually opened the file < mgrossie> I didn't know they knew how -* CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED! -< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the double click + * CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED! +< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the +double click < mgrossie> You gotta be quick - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #907 - Added: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #737, 2008-04-11 % ( tinok) instant message? ( dexen) tinok: whaddya mean by that, a *private* message? @@ -8488,201 +5239,98 @@ data. ( tinok) was wondering if it is possible to chat in window * dexen performs a carefull headdesk ( dexen) are you, tinok, a gnome user by any chance? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #908 - Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:33:39 UTC -% -< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ? -< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray, -Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers -come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas -that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #909 - Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC -% -rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to -IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls -are FBI agents"] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #910 - Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #738, 2008-04-11 % -< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called System.map.gz? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #911 - Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:43:20 UTC +< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called +System.map.gz? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #739, 2008-04-14 % < JasonWard> I don't understand compilers so I just use python or asm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #912 - Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #740, 2008-04-14 % < andarius> i need to have a point on irc? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #913 - Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:33:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #741, 2008-04-14 % < neale> sorry guys pedialyte tastes like butt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #914 - Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:49:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #742, 2008-04-14 % -(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is beyond -pathetic - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #917 - Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:52:43 UTC -% -< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about? -and what doesn't. -< Dominian> wtf -< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive -< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee -< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in -not as good as i wish... -< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate" -< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch" -< bigpaws> lol -< fdO> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #918 - Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC +(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is +beyond pathetic + -- noobfarm.org, quote #743, 2008-04-14 % < andarius> LnxSlck: welcome to a devel version ... < LnxSlck> andarius: i know ;) < LnxSlck> andarius: no big problem < andarius> surely you are a capable devel and can fix that ;) -* charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0 + * charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0 < LnxSlck> andarius: yeah.. right... lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #920 - Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:35:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #744, 2008-04-15 % * thrice` makes a move on rob0's daughter < rob0> thrice`++ :) < rob0> you have our blessing < BP{k}> rob0: .. but .. he has a mac! < thrice`> ok, mac does NOT mean i'm homosexual - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #921 - Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:54:33 UTC -% -< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a -glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo -butter" to smell like grape juice -< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this -< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless. -< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #922 - Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #745, 2008-04-16 % < Larhzu> Seeing what kind of stuff a friend studies at telecommunications -technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally random -2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins at each -lecture. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #923 - Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:35 UTC -% -root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room. -nullboy: hey root -root: hey -nullboy: i see your 0 face -root: im sure -root: :-) -PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face -root: what does that mean? -systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about.. -systemloc: 0 -systemloc: heh -nullboy: lmao -root: oh -nullboy: i mean lma0 -root: you guys are pervs -root: ok nice talking to you guys -root left the room (quit: "Leaving"). - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #924 - Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC -% -< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............ -< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #925 - Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC -% -< VOYAGER> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative -on the same night. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #926 - Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:22:19 UTC -% -< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :( +technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally +random 2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins +at each lecture. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #746, 2008-04-16 +% +< VOYAGER> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a +laxative on the same night. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #747, 2008-04-18 +% +< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :( < tvtoon> I do :() < tvtoon> WHat is it about? -< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance between -your ears - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #927 - Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:51:44 UTC +< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance +between your ears + -- noobfarm.org, quote #748, 2008-04-19 % < mwalling> kethry's quick an easy are usually pretty good - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #928 - Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:01:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #749, 2008-04-19 % < Bladedsha> any promo codes going atm? < Schroeder> Bladedsha: my penis is a promo code < Bladedsha> didnt know ur penis was big enough to name - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #929 - Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:36:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #750, 2008-04-19 % < fred> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm -<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' (at -news.bbc.co.uk) +<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' +(at news.bbc.co.uk) < andarius> stand by while i go prevent cancer ... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #930 - Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #751, 2008-04-20 % -< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode, and i -can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt use the proxy, -how come? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #931 - Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:49:39 UTC +< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode, +and i can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt +use the proxy, how come? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #752, 2008-04-20 % < echelon_> i can't get it up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #932 - Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:32:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #753, 2008-04-21 % <Codi> Windows is unprotected sex. Linux is using a condom, the - pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #933 - Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:58:40 UTC + pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #754, 2008-04-21 % -<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of context.. -http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #934 - Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:22:46 UTC +<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of +context.. http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #755, 2008-04-21 % -* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to get away on -the bed :o +* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to +get away on the bed :o < ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman < ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost < andarius> exactly < ThomasY> On a big grid < andarius> only no pac man faces :o -* BP{k} chomps kethry + * BP{k} chomps kethry < ThomasY> zomg < kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home* -* andarius hopes she gets regenerated + * andarius hopes she gets regenerated < ThomasY> ahahahahaha < BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom < andarius> run kethry run !! @@ -8691,96 +5339,81 @@ wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble < ThomasY> omfg < ThomasY> im dying < BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom -* BP{k} glomps kethry + * BP{k} glomps kethry < ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!! < BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!! < ThomasY> zomg < ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN! -* BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:) + * BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:) < BP{k}> LOL# < ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while < kethry> ok.. enough < kethry> cos my jaw hurts < ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something < kethry> and tears are pouring down my face -* andarius offers a tissue + * andarius offers a tissue < ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying! < kethry> thankyou, andarius < kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #935 - Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:40:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #756, 2008-04-21 % < caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again < edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git < ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel < ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to - follow basic instructions + follow basic instructions < caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and - telling me not to do what causes the problem + telling me not to do what causes the problem < gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #937 - Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:07:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #757, 2008-04-22 % Me: headdesk? Seth: something like that.. Seth: lost in logic Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); } - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #938 - Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:39:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #758, 2008-04-22 % < Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children, - so they know thier true master before they know anything else + so they know thier true master before they know anything else <@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu. -* Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu + * Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu <@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book. <@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read. < Torso> Baby's First Mythos? -* Torso knows the guy who wrote that + * Torso knows the guy who wrote that <@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #939 - Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:11:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #759, 2008-04-22 % -<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole lot of -spam? preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra and whatnot. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #941 - Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:41:09 UTC +<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole +lot of spam? preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra +and whatnot. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #760, 2008-04-22 % -< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server and -desktop editions? +< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server +and desktop editions? < nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions < ThomasY> dunno < fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #943 - Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:03:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #761, 2008-04-24 % -< lotec> carmelcoated: wtf are you from? +< lotec> carmelcoated: wtf are you from? < caramelcoated> wtf am i from < caramelcoated> ? < lotec> where the fuck < caramelcoated> oh cali < lotec> lead paint on the walls still? < caramelcoated> what? -< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US homes with -lead paint in them +< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US +homes with lead paint in them < lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #944 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #762, 2008-04-24 % --!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed the -connection] +-!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed +the connection] < straterra> Bye shell < thrice`> pwned - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #945 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #763, 2008-04-24 % < thrice`> w00t < thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor @@ -8789,46 +5422,41 @@ connection] < CaptObviousman> has it been peed on? < CaptObviousman> do a smell test first < jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #946 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #764, 2008-04-24 % -< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug commercials -claim like 1 in 8 people got that +< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug +commercials claim like 1 in 8 people got that < Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ... -< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, I guess. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #947 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:29 UTC +< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, +I guess. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #765, 2008-04-24 % < jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog - in noobfarm quotes? + in noobfarm quotes? < caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra < lotec> #65 for Straterra < caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown -< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper that you - became calm +< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper +that you + became calm < caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK + FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK < jkwood> *headdesk* -< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down after she - said it _might_ cause impotense +< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down +after she + said it _might_ cause impotense < p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun < lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway < Soul_keeper> lol < p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p < caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency? < caramelcoated> FUCK - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #948 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #766, 2008-04-24 % -< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be running -arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #949 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:10:13 UTC +< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be +running arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar + -- noobfarm.org, quote #767, 2008-04-24 % <PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay <lotec> just his boyfriend @@ -8837,9 +5465,7 @@ jkwood sneaks out the side door <lotec> see i told yea <Soul_keeper> lol <p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #950 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:13:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #768, 2008-04-24 % <lotec> LinuxyErin: http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/ <LinuxyErin> hmm thanks @@ -8850,63 +5476,56 @@ jkwood sneaks out the side door <lotec> xfce themes <lotec> 8th one down <nullboy> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #951 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:42:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #769, 2008-04-24 % < th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped < echelon_> don't use it? -!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit - [Client Quit] + [Client Quit] < echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer < rworkman> Imagine how kde feels. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #952 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:35:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #770, 2008-04-24 % -< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: 1.6092 how -can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #953 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:18 UTC +< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: +1.6092 how can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; +and I get -.6092 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #771, 2008-04-24 % < edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis < caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007. -* edman007 shoots the grammar nazi + * edman007 shoots the grammar nazi < nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here? < exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence? -* nix_chix0r does not care -* edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care + * nix_chix0r does not care + * edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care < nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me < caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r < nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome. < Sandman1> wtf - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #954 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #772, 2008-04-24 % < twolf> grilled cheese. < nix_chix0r> yeah man < caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm < caramelcoated> mmmmm < edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i - don't need any more + don't need any more < nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though < nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that < caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty < twolf> I got some meunster < nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz < caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream - brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant + brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant < caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends < edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they - usually sell stuff like cheese + usually sell stuff like cheese < nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk < caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting - diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and - crapped my towel + diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and + crapped my towel < twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that - stuff + stuff < caramelcoated> SUCKED < nix_chix0r> unless it's organic < nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty @@ -8916,68 +5535,27 @@ can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092 < nix_chix0r> vanilla kind < edman007> soy milk sucks < edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the - fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have boobies + fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have + boobies < edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull? < twolf> less violent than bull milking < caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're - milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont - like the IDEA. + milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont + like the IDEA. < twolf> lmao < edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call - that orange juice + that orange juice < caramelcoated> bull juice... < edman007> caramelcoated, lol < caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons, - i am going to KILL you edman007. + i am going to KILL you edman007. < edman007> hahahahahha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #955 - Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:36:57 UTC -% -<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work -<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ? -<ipherca> yeah -<ipherca> it's downloaded. -<ipherca> i used gunzip -<ipherca> gunzip -c -<thrice`> why? -<ipherca> I don't know what else to use -<thrice`> go into the directory which has it -<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz -<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago -<ipherca> installpkg as a command -<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ? -<ipherca> this is my.. third day -<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;) -<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/ -<ipherca> no -<ipherca> I will read -<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html -<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :) -<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg -* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) -<thrice`> and -<thrice`> ? -<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz -<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab] -<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard -<ipherca> yeah, lol -<ipherca> nothing -<ipherca> same error -<ipherca> crap, I'll brb -* ipherca has quit ("Leaving") -<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed -<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #956 - Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #773, 2008-04-24 % < cpunches> wow. you must be an idiot. [snip] < cpunches> $otherPerson: troll - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #957 - Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:14:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #774, 2008-04-27 % <acidchild> what happens if you do <acidchild> mkdir /mnt/addfs ; mount -t reiserfs /dev/hdb1 /mnt/addfs @@ -8985,78 +5563,41 @@ can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092 <acidchild> as root too *large pause* <acidchild> what do you do? jerk off between each command? hurry up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #958 - Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:25:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #775, 2008-04-27 % <acidchild> i do apologise for my genetics. <acidchild> i think i'm still under warranty, lemme find the paper work <acidchild> i'll send myself back - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #959 - Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:03:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #776, 2008-04-27 % < jkwood> chmod +sexy fred - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #960 - Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:34:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #777, 2008-04-28 % LoganTheRed: CaptObviousman: I love your chicken - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #961 - Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:30:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #778, 2008-04-28 % < CaptObviousman> cyberbot: mmmm, that feels so good < CaptObviousman> IMEAN! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #963 - Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:35:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #779, 2008-04-28 % < ThomasY> wget http://free.bestbareback.com/03/images/2.wmv < ThomasY> damnitt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #964 - Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:36:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #780, 2008-04-28 % < NullM0dem> For those about to Slack! < slakmag1k> we salute you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #965 - Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:36:55 UTC -% -* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it -< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives? -* andarius backs away -< BP{k}> you frigging pervert. -* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman -< CaptObviousman> what? don't you? -< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy -< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now -< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually -< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P -* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you -will install it for me" :o -< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #966 - Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #781, 2008-04-28 % < ThomasY> is cpunches kinda like..a donkey punch? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #967 - Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:09:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #782, 2008-04-28 % <+Duchess> Dear gods, did everyone get shot with the asshole virus today? -* Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today + * Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today <+Pensicola> it tasted like ass, if you can believe it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #968 - Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:56:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #783, 2008-04-29 % < jkwood> TB always gets my midichlorians up. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #970 - Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #784, 2008-05-01 % < LoganTheRed> it's quiet < LoganTheRed> crickets @@ -9064,360 +5605,188 @@ will install it for me" :o < LoganTheRed> >:-o < andarius> they were too lound :( < LoganTheRed> genocidal maniac! -< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist. Our -andarius is growing up so fast! -< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load of -dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the bottom of -shoes ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #971 - Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:31:30 UTC -% -< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked -there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!" -< TJF> wtf is chicken polish -< TJF> gets em shiny - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #972 - Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC -% -< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing... -< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:) -< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?" -< jkwood> fred: Get your head out of the gutter. -< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company -< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude -< jkwood> That's true. -< straterra> :/ -< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin. -< fred> it doesn't even look similar :| -* fred is worried -< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you? -< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS -YOU! -* straterra writhes in agony - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #973 - Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC -% -<green> how do i get an editor -<webPragmatist> type /editor -<Bdragon> depends on distro.. -<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor -<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one -<TJF> caker: meany -<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf / -<denis> sudo rm -rf / -<Bdragon> oh come on - -About seven minutes later... - -<green> i can,t ssh ti linode -<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf" -* cruxeternus holds his breath. -<TJF> green has firewalled himself out -<green> yes -* cruxeternus has done that before. :P -<@caker> TJF: .... -<TJF> O.O -<green> i thoght the code is for me -<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up -<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling -<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #974 - Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC -% -<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >> -http://notaverb.com/setup -<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it -wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that -were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been -nearly as eloquent -<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!" -<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement? -<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck -<tjfontaine> TJF: heh -<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at -birth -<cruxeternus> !login -<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P -* caker is shutdowning his Linode -* caker is logining into the website -* caker is backuping -* caker is sad -<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb -* mikegrb is killinging caker -<mendel> stop sadding -<cruxeternus> for seriousness - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #975 - Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC +< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist. +Our andarius is growing up so fast! +< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load +of dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the +bottom of shoes ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #785, 2008-05-01 % < rrrggghhh> all i want to do is have broad conceptual conversations - about linux with no grounding in reality + about linux with no grounding in reality < rrrggghhh> is there a channel for that < nullboy> ##nonsense < rrrggghhh> i would have accepted #ubuntu or #debian < jkwood> You might try #cpunches. That would be a good place for broad - conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in - reality. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #976 - Added: Fri, 02 May 2008 15:36:26 UTC + conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in + reality. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #786, 2008-05-02 % * lotec checks his wigle status * kethry read that as *lotec checks his wife status - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #977 - Added: Sat, 03 May 2008 03:13:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #787, 2008-05-02 % ( heret|c) the people who call themselves hackers. are on about the - same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie - blankets or towels around their neck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #979 - Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 03:08:41 UTC -% -<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I -said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used -ext3." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #980 - Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC -% -04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it -always screws up within like a week -04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please -reformat and try again" -04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs, -etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again -04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC? -04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so -04:17 < Athenon_> whats that? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #981 - Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC -% -Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally removed it -with sudo deluser root - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #982 - Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 17:12:55 UTC -% -< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it -said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run -< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally. -< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file? -< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D -* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin -< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did. -< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden -< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL -* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too -* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs -< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed -< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks -< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New" -< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i -didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont -download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora -uses livna - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #983 - Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC + same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie + blankets or towels around their neck + -- noobfarm.org, quote #788, 2008-05-03 +% +Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally +removed it with sudo deluser root + -- noobfarm.org, quote #789, 2008-05-04 % < CaptObviousman> my god, so god damn busy right now < CaptObviousman> why do people keep stopping by my office!!! < CaptObviousman> how can I possibly irc if I keep getting bothered - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #984 - Added: Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #790, 2008-05-06 % -* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the machine off -that he was doing a dist-upgrade on +* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the +machine off that he was doing a dist-upgrade on < Bdragon> That's what post-it notes are for. -< HoopyCat> silverblade: assume good faith! perhaps it was on fire, or maybe -the power went out. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #985 - Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 17:56:20 UTC +< HoopyCat> silverblade: assume good faith! perhaps it was on fire, +or maybe the power went out. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #791, 2008-05-07 % < jkwood> Going to go eat Mcdonalds. Yes, the whole restaurant. < rob0> ewww, watch out for the food. The furniture tastes better. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #986 - Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 20:47:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #792, 2008-05-07 % -< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get deep w/ -my asterisk install atm +< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get +deep w/ my asterisk install atm < ManxPower> nullb1t: then you need to hire a consultant. < nullb1t> hahaha, personal server < nullb1t> thanks anyways -< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail. Asterisk has a steep learning curve -and requires much time to learn -< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good year 2 -years ago -< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to know linux, -networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware. +< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail. Asterisk has a steep learning +curve and requires much time to learn +< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good +year 2 years ago +< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to +know linux, networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware. < nullb1t> but I work too much and smoke to much weed to remember much -< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand. I don't have the time for skydiving. I -plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for the best. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #987 - Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:53 UTC +< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand. I don't have the time for skydiving. +I plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for +the best. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #793, 2008-05-08 % * CaptObviousman teabags thrice` - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #988 - Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #794, 2008-05-08 % < gnubien> mmm chocolate covered bacon: http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg -< ThomasY> gnubien: slow page -< ThomasY> Very..very..very slow -< gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;) -< ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too -< chopp_> heh -< cpunches> ...my site isn't slow... -< cpunches> :/ -< ThomasY> FAIL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #989 - Added: Fri, 09 May 2008 16:22:36 UTC + < ThomasY> gnubien: slow page + < ThomasY> Very..very..very slow + < gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;) + < ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too + < chopp_> heh + < cpunches> ...my site isn't slow... + < cpunches> :/ + < ThomasY> FAIL + -- noobfarm.org, quote #795, 2008-05-09 % < rob0> I want a .co.ck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #990 - Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 00:47:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #796, 2008-05-09 % < straterra> I play with mine hard too, mwalling...don't worry :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #991 - Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #797, 2008-05-10 % -<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it easier/better -for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #992 - Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 23:30:00 UTC +<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it +easier/better for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed + -- noobfarm.org, quote #798, 2008-05-10 % < nbuonanno> now do me a favor: come over to my house < nbuonanno> go into my basement < nbuonanno> come up to my room < nbuonanno> and put it in while i sit here and play video games in - the dark - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #995 - Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 00:04:48 UTC + the dark + -- noobfarm.org, quote #799, 2008-05-12 % -< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it but -doesn't do it -< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone . screen --r and its back +< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it +but doesn't do it +< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone +. screen -r and its back <+CaptObviousman> oneforall: that's exactly how screen is supposed to work -< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it to -disapear? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #996 - Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 05:03:57 UTC +< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it +to disapear? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #800, 2008-05-12 % -< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you big hunk of -man meat!! +< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you +big hunk of man meat!! < CaptObviousman> umm < CaptObviousman> no - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #997 - Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 18:44:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #801, 2008-05-13 % <@fred> SuN: the ssl issue is /REALLY/ debian specific <@fred> they patched the PRNG in openssl <@fred> in a really bad way -<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably, ones used -but not generated) on debian systems +<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably, +ones used but not generated) on debian systems < SuN> Ohh, that's nasty. < flrichar> yea the slashdot writeup said it was in the debian package <@fred> /.: The trustworthy news source. < NightTiger> The vuln applies to Debian-based distros also, like Ubuntu, -kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to be messy. +kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to +be messy. * NightTiger feels smug yet again. <@fred> :) < flrichar> lol < Dominian> crap < Dominian> then that means my SlamBuntu hybrid is screwed < Dominian> </sarcasm> -< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running slackware -... saying it had no package management +< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running +slackware ... saying it had no package management < Dominian> heh < flrichar> see, they jinxed themselves - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #998 - Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 20:18:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #802, 2008-05-13 % < acidchild> WU-88175-73 -< acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml) --!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] --!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware -< acidchild> awe crap -< acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #999 - Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:34 UTC + < acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml) + -!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] + -!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware + < acidchild> awe crap + < acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-( + -- noobfarm.org, quote #803, 2008-05-13 % -< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York with -quote 1000! W00T!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000 - Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:27:32 UTC +< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York +with quote 1000! W00T!! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #804, 2008-05-13 % elbeardmorez> so you are a developer.. a quick q please.. -<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net based -solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely NOTHING! +<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net +based solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely +NOTHING! <mbostwick89> netbean <mbostwick89> and use wine for notepad++ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001 - Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:02:16 UTC -% -< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also the -openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns -< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo: why didn't the debian guy contact the right people? - cripes. he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be sent (along -with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the chicago lockbox via -certified mail at least two months prior to making an adjustment to a -quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #805, 2008-05-14 +% +< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also +the openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns +< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo: why didn't the debian guy contact the right +people? cripes. he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be +sent (along with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the +chicago lockbox via certified mail at least two months prior to making +an adjustment to a quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum! < HoopyCat> the openssl-team autoresponder says as much < path-> HoopyCat: how long did it take you to write that? < HoopyCat> path-: uhh... i don't, err, time myself. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002 - Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 13:26:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #806, 2008-05-14 % < num_lock3d> anyone knows how to install apt-get in slackware 12.1 ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003 - Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 19:55:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #807, 2008-05-14 % < HoopyCat> wow, crazy, googlebot is goin' at me at 2 pages per second -< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days. Googlebot could have at LEAST -bought you a drink first. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004 - Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 20:28:27 UTC +< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days. Googlebot could have +at LEAST bought you a drink first. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #808, 2008-05-14 % < mwalling> oh fuck me -< straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005 - Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:44:30 UTC + < straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time + -- noobfarm.org, quote #809, 2008-05-14 % -<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make rawrite work -on Windows, I could do it that way -<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too cryptic for -me to work out - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006 - Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:47:28 UTC +<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make +rawrite work on Windows, I could do it that way +<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too +cryptic for me to work out + -- noobfarm.org, quote #810, 2008-05-14 % * Zamboli has joined #guitars <Zamboli> i joined the navy @@ -9425,127 +5794,101 @@ me to work out <Zamboli> those sick hats <Zamboli> the ones with lots of feathers <Zamboli> i can't wait - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007 - Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 07:33:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #811, 2008-05-15 % <+Arimith> why don't women ski? <@Pensicola> I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me <+Arimith> there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry <+Thari> BECAUSE THEY HAVE VAGINAS LOL -* Pensicola facepalms - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008 - Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 14:44:54 UTC + * Pensicola facepalms + -- noobfarm.org, quote #812, 2008-05-15 % <jkwood> acidchild: N00b-eating zombie. <jkwood> And that's how we like him. * acidchild eats jkwood <lotec> acidchild: omg spit jkwood out - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009 - Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 21:22:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #813, 2008-05-15 % -<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X -I -rt2500:1 is not working +<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X +-I rt2500:1 is not working <|igm|not|> it is only scanning channel 1 <|igm|not|> any ideas why? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010 - Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 01:10:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #814, 2008-05-15 % -!- ron1n was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] -< andarius> and may the mighty boot fly --!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined ##slackware -< ron1n> wow that was werid -< ron1n> weird* -< andarius> why ? -< BP{k}> not really. -< ron1n> pidgin just froze -< ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked -< ron1n> was I flooding? -< BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;) -< ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx --!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left ##slackware [] -< straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k} -< BP{k}> straterra: so did I. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011 - Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:07:04 UTC + < andarius> and may the mighty boot fly + -!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined + ##slackware + < ron1n> wow that was werid + < ron1n> weird* + < andarius> why ? + < BP{k}> not really. + < ron1n> pidgin just froze + < ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked + < ron1n> was I flooding? + < BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;) + < ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx + -!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left + ##slackware [] + < straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k} + < BP{k}> straterra: so did I. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #815, 2008-05-16 % < mwalling> CaptObviousman: you know the earth quake in china? -< CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it -< mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed -< CaptObviousman> laugh -< straterra> I dont have a bed, persay -< straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself under my -own weight - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012 - Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:21 UTC + < CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it + < mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed + < CaptObviousman> laugh + < straterra> I dont have a bed, persay + < straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself + under my own weight + -- noobfarm.org, quote #816, 2008-05-16 % < scott> CaptObviousman: heres an article on it http://tinyurl.com/2o2wrb < Chuckbot> Title: YouTube - RickRolled (at tinyurl.com) < scott> bah < fred> SUBTLE. < CaptObviousman> way to be scott - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013 - Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 18:36:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #817, 2008-05-16 % < mwalling> straterra: i cant get sex to work -< straterra> I know how that feels :/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014 - Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:04:13 UTC + < straterra> I know how that feels :/ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #818, 2008-05-16 % -( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media as a -partition but it fails.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015 - Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:10:32 UTC +( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media +as a partition but it fails.. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #819, 2008-05-16 % < BP{k}> okay, I have no fucking clue what Iwas thinking - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016 - Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:22:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #820, 2008-05-16 % -< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the universe -and everything acres in cups per smoot -< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life the -universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot +< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the +universe and everything acres in cups per smoot +< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life +the universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot < StevenK> Blink < cruxeternus> You win. < CaptObviousman> what. the. hell. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017 - Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 15:47:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #821, 2008-05-19 % -!- dafyz [~dafyz@tor-irc.dnsbl.oftc.net] has joined #debian-devel -< dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian? -< dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application -proposees -< dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general -< dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre -< dafyz> ... -< jcristau> utilise gentoo alors - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018 - Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 22:49:02 UTC -% -< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown ugly -stuck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019 - Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 22:59:24 UTC + < dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian? + < dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application + proposees + < dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general + < dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre + < dafyz> ... + < jcristau> utilise gentoo alors + -- noobfarm.org, quote #822, 2008-05-19 +% +< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown +ugly stuck + -- noobfarm.org, quote #823, 2008-05-20 % < nullboy> i have to get freaky with a linksys router tonight < king_maverick> 12mb lets do it < NullM0dem> mmhmm < hurt> FREAK! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020 - Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 23:23:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #824, 2008-05-20 % <whatsgood> hmm i guess i should study for my lpi level 2 <whatsgood> just for kicks @@ -9553,12 +5896,10 @@ stuck <whatsgood> i just need a good late night cafe <cpunches> im still procrastinating on collecting a few <whatsgood> yeah they are fun to collect like buttons or something - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021 - Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 04:09:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #825, 2008-05-20 % -<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber your ssh -keys. +<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber +your ssh keys. <mwalling> well they screwed up to begin with *mwalling <3's Pat and his virgin source philosophy <jkwood> He has a source for virgins. @@ -9566,53 +5907,39 @@ keys. <jkwood> ##slackware on freenode. <@mikegrb> lolz <mwalling> LOL -<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos off of -my monitor. -<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how many -keyboards i've been through at work? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022 - Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 16:15:34 UTC +<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos +off of my monitor. +<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how +many keyboards i've been through at work? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #826, 2008-05-21 % < kitche> oh man on foxnews guess what they showed in hungry < jkwood> An a? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023 - Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 17:13:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #827, 2008-05-21 % -!- sileni has joined ##c++ -< sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++ -< sohail> emacs -< sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail -< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's worth it -< sileni> ok thank you jordi -< sileni> I might as well start the proper way + < sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++ + < sohail> emacs + < sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail +< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's +worth it + < sileni> ok thank you jordi + < sileni> I might as well start the proper way < JordiGH> >:-) -< sileni> that actually looks sexy + < sileni> that actually looks sexy -!- sileni has left ##c++ -* JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion. -< lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious, I'm just -trying to work out which. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024 - Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 22:47:17 UTC + * JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion. + < lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious, + I'm just trying to work out which. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #828, 2008-05-21 % <whatsgood> but where does mitnick hang out? i need to contact him <drijen> #gitmo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027 - Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 04:01:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #829, 2008-05-22 % -< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028 - Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC -% -< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent flushes -overflow the bowl, your shit is an error - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029 - Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 16:27:28 UTC +< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent +flushes overflow the bowl, your shit is an error + -- noobfarm.org, quote #830, 2008-05-23 % Cann0n: i seem to be having sudo problems Cann0n: should my super user password be my root password? @@ -9620,34 +5947,26 @@ Cann0n: i r confused Cann0n: did anyone else have the problem Cann0n: nvm Cann0n: i r stupid - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030 - Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:26:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #831, 2008-05-26 % -< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done just by -kind of moaning into the microphone. -< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists kept -cracking up. +< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done +just by kind of moaning into the microphone. +< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists +kept cracking up. < CaptObviousman> haha < mgrossie> Nick said it was like having a dying seal as lead singer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032 - Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 14:19:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #832, 2008-05-29 % -< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts -file? +< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the +/etc/hosts file? < ArmOrAttAk> vim -< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts -file without any direct human intervention? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033 - Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 20:34:42 UTC +< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the +/etc/hosts file without any direct human intervention? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #833, 2008-05-29 % < jetlag> Can I run Xbox 360 games on my Linode 360? -< jkwood> Yes. Get cracking. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034 - Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 02:36:11 UTC +< jkwood> Yes. Get cracking. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #834, 2008-05-29 % <wishbie> !list <ananke> silly people looking for silly bots... @@ -9664,351 +5983,151 @@ file without any direct human intervention? <ananke> wishbie : go to #warez <spiki> ArmOrAttAk: you need to add $nickname <wishbie> thank, bye - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035 - Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 11:16:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #835, 2008-05-30 % Soul_keeper: i guess it's my job to teach this noob stuff - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036 - Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 05:00:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #836, 2008-05-30 % airer-girl> lol um.. ntohing really im confused as to what to do next <BP{k}> offer virgin goats - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037 - Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:47:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #837, 2008-05-31 % -< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with kopete. -This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038 - Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:41:07 UTC +< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with +kopete. This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #838, 2008-05-31 % < Merkabah> man i just got dicked - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039 - Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:04:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #839, 2008-06-01 % < straterra> WOMENZ dont want servers < straterra> k? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040 - Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:05:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #840, 2008-06-03 % -<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime using VLC -? +<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime +using VLC ? <drijen> test34_, ask vlc, not us <test34_> vlc, please answer the question <test34_> .. * drijen facepalms - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041 - Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:06:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #841, 2008-06-03 % < fiyawerx> heh, thats neat - dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda < snowmoon-work> poor man's drive wipe? < fiyawerx> yeah < snowmoon-work> if you are using debian then you can just use /dev/zero < snowmoon-work> ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042 - Added: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:30:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #842, 2008-06-04 % ( eclipseee) which serial keygen crack for slackware? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043 - Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:09:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #843, 2008-06-05 % < TwinReverb> big capacity usb sticks are the bomb < TwinReverb> especially when they have encryption -< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to my ankle. - Who needs encryption? -< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so to get -my data back - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044 - Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:12:17 UTC +< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to +my ankle. Who needs encryption? +< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so +to get my data back + -- noobfarm.org, quote #844, 2008-06-06 % <@caker> scott: I love you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045 - Added: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:36:38 UTC -% -< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string -with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this. -< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah" -< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have -< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class? -< bradd_> that is not right.. -< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh -< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works -< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha -< GoldfishInAJarOf> global -< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :) -< Lede> /facepalm -< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede -< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const -char *cstring = "blah"" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046 - Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #845, 2008-06-06 % < BP{k}> nah. the closet of doom is based on tardis technology -< fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based on a -combination of tardis and tetris technology... -< BP{k}> fred++ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047 - Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:09:41 UTC + < fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based + on a combination of tardis and tetris technology... + < BP{k}> fred++ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #846, 2008-06-09 % -<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using ubuntu and -not worry about some things. +<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using +ubuntu and not worry about some things. <PennyCostco> slackware is from a previous age... ubuntu is the new thing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048 - Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:28:35 UTC -% -<Dave2> :w dong -<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written -<Dave2> my dong is very small :( -<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills .... -<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049 - Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC -% -< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some sitting -on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it. I need to wipe -my ass. Please help. -< straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;) -< rworkman> Forget I said that. -< rworkman> I forgot you were here :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050 - Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:30:13 UTC -% -< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with a grain - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052 - Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:20:22 UTC -% -< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager -run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it? -< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN> - applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the -NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed -to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security -policies in the configuration file' -< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome.. -< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't -even come on the distro discs any more -< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at -this platform. -< Dominian> Grejao: So? -< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer. -< Dominian> Its officially unsupported. -< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker -has to give you a warranty... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053 - Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC -% -<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into localhost -after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054 - Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:12:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #847, 2008-06-09 +% +< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some +sitting on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it. +I need to wipe my ass. Please help. + < straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;) + < rworkman> Forget I said that. + < rworkman> I forgot you were here :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #848, 2008-06-10 +% +< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with +a grain + -- noobfarm.org, quote #849, 2008-06-11 +% +<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into +localhost after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #850, 2008-06-11 % < Manjaro> Hello < Alucard> hi -< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start a process -< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot open shared -object file: No such +< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start +a process +< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot +open shared object file: No such < Manjaro> file or directory < Alucard> you're missing libssl -< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I seem to -find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though. +< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I +seem to find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though. < jkwood> *facepalm* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056 - Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:48:57 UTC -% -< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and -just install OS X on it -< straterra> eh -< straterra> Thats a PITA -< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features -< logan> like? I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need -< straterra> multitouch.. -< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing -* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive -< straterra> You love my hard drive -< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now -< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch -< straterra> Oh -< straterra> Get a faster MBP -< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports -< logan> straterra: expensive -< straterra> I didn't say buy one -< straterra> I said get one :) -< jkwood> "acquire" -< logan> hah -< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples -< logan> really, there's not that much -< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057 - Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC -% -< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form. I'm really not -interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/ -< thrice`> :( -< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his -personal bat symbol -< straterra> ... -< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058 - Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #851, 2008-06-12 % < greymaus_> Hi < greymaus_> just downloaded package xmms2*.tar.gz < greymaus_> pkgtool would not deal with it until I renamed it *.tgz < greymaus_> If anyone is interested, just thought I'd tell < greymaus_> Bye! --!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net] has left -#slackbuilds [] +-!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net] +has left #slackbuilds [] < shasta> oh my <+XGizzmo_> yeah -< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2 doesn't work +< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2 +doesn't work * XGizzmo_ *headdesk* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059 - Added: Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:04:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #852, 2008-06-14 % -< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware package -for it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060 - Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:28:36 UTC +< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware +package for it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #853, 2008-06-16 % -< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further for fear -of being misquoted and noobfarmed. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061 - Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:54:28 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further +for fear of being misquoted and noobfarmed. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #854, 2008-06-16 % -<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type their -hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the IP address... -what makes this so? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062 - Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:13:59 UTC +<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type +their hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the +IP address... what makes this so? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #855, 2008-06-16 % <jsoftw> /bin/su: incorrect password <jsoftw> ? <jsoftw> (when run as root) <jsoftw> Wtf do I need a password for. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063 - Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:14:48 UTC -% -<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really stupid... I'd been -f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was write protected... I couldn't -see a switch or anything so I figured it was starting to die on me... anyway -long story short after lots of cursing and command line foolishness I saw that -indeed it did have a switch.... doh.... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #856, 2008-06-16 +% +<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really +stupid... I'd been f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was +write protected... I couldn't see a switch or anything so I figured +it was starting to die on me... anyway long story short after lots of +cursing and command line foolishness I saw that indeed it did have a +switch.... doh.... <BigX> time to get my eyes checked I guess - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064 - Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:15:52 UTC -% -< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I -have root on all of them :D -< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw! -< straterra> zomgleekhax0r -< livinded> srsly -< straterra> zomgphear -< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the -access -< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility -< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail -< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome. -< Dominian> Feel the power ! -< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility -< Dominian> hahaha -< Dominian> NOOBFARM -< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards -< hurt> boo! -< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just -laughed -< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration. -< straterra> Bubba wont care though -< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use -the school's server -< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any -more legal -< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do -anything that's going to get me caught -< straterra> livinded: you already have -< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught -< avert> straterra: lol -< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as -possible? -< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree -< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles -< livinded> title* -< straterra> That doesn't really matter -< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught -< straterra> Better yet -< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend. -< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot. -< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog -< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught? -< straterra> By running their mouths -< straterra> bragging -< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight. -< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble. If the bird didn't sing -the snake would've gone hungry. -< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989! -< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it. -< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell -one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4) -< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control -your waggin' tongue. - * avert sits back and watches -< straterra> Unless you have a gf -< straterra> Then..go for it -< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you -put under it -< straterra> ... - * straterra face palms -< avert> haha -< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night? -< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind. Forget everything I just said. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065 - Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #857, 2008-06-16 % <jimisrvrox> how would I open .exe files in linux? -<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason the -installer isnt opening +<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason +the installer isnt opening <flaran_> the linux installer .exe? <jimisrvrox> yes <flaran_> go into the terminal, and try typing sudo ./file.exe <jimisrvrox> ok so linux by default blocks opening .exe files? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066 - Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:18:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #858, 2008-06-17 % <j720> any ideas on how to start python in gui mode? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067 - Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:19:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #859, 2008-06-17 % -16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has joined -#Rohitab +16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has +joined #Rohitab 17:00:09 < Zeeded_> ok i need help really quick 17:00:29 < Zeeded_> i just fucked up and pressed Alt+Ctrl+F1 17:00:38 <@evilfourzero> ?? @@ -10018,124 +6137,55 @@ installer isnt opening 17:00:50 < Zeeded_> yes 17:00:50 <@evilfourzero> ctr + alt + F7 17:01:05 < Zeeded> thanks dude - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068 - Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:03:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #860, 2008-06-18 % -<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with a running -guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070 - Added: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:21:53 UTC -% -< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for -a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything ? -< rworkman> lsEee: thermite. -< jkwood> thermite++ -< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072 - Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC +<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with +a running guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #861, 2008-06-18 % * exothermc_ (n=miles@75.139.184.213) has joined #linuxhelp <exothermc_> Anyone know of a good place to ask some tax/payroll related questions? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073 - Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:23:51 UTC -% -* Monoca has joined ##slackware -<Monoca> hi -<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console -<Zordrak> wow. well done. -<Monoca> ?? -<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won -a free cake! -<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake -<adamx> mmm cake -* edman007 takes the cake -* Monoca has quit ("Leaving") - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074 - Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #862, 2008-06-19 % < veryhappy1988> well all what i wanna have have is the information how - linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a - serious hacker - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075 - Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:52:46 UTC + linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a + serious hacker + -- noobfarm.org, quote #863, 2008-06-20 % -< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one thing--there -are a lot of ugly people in the world. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077 - Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:35:36 UTC +< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one +thing--there are a lot of ugly people in the world. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #864, 2008-06-20 % <toasterb0y> CPU1: Temperature above threshold <toasterb0y> does that sound serious? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079 - Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:55:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #865, 2008-06-21 % -<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we potentially -have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh? +<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we +potentially have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh? <ron> UP FOR DISCUSSION! -<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never mind - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080 - Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:45:43 UTC +<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never +mind + -- noobfarm.org, quote #866, 2008-06-21 % <Captain-Murphy_> Linux is totally sucking hard -<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything up, -can anyone help me fix this? +<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything +up, can anyone help me fix this? <Hodapp> what distro are you using that still uses XFree86? <savetheWorld> nope, too busy sucking. <Captain-Murphy_> beatrix <Captain-Murphy_> I'm trying to fix up an old pentium II so its useable - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081 - Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:22:38 UTC -% -<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only -works when i put ./ ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082 - Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #867, 2008-06-21 % <Trengo> whats the channel where you can talk to opers? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083 - Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:20:24 UTC -% -UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually -tasty - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084 - Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC -% -<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath -<Mr_Evil> naked -<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic -<juice_> and your still on irc -<Mr_Evil> or just bathing -<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time -<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5 -<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha -<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded. -<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife -<Mr_Evil> heh -<Mr_Evil> thanks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085 - Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #868, 2008-06-22 % <harfg> wtf!! <harfg> I just saw a program called '3' running in top <daniel> omfg! <harfg> yea exactly -<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there is a 1 -script and 2 script as well +<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there +is a 1 script and 2 script as well <harfg> what ever fricking master peice of a package that comes from <juice> a rootkit :) <harfg> argh !! @@ -10148,128 +6198,32 @@ installed mad modules <juice> just to find out <harfg> if they did bust in it must of either been through ssh or tightvnc <juice> have any of the patches been applied to that? -<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered that -ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the update manager -the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so now your going to tell -me Ive been over reliant - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086 - Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:04:15 UTC +<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered +that ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the +update manager the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so +now your going to tell me Ive been over reliant + -- noobfarm.org, quote #869, 2008-06-23 % -< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter, I don't -have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087 - Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:46:41 UTC +< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter, +I don't have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #870, 2008-06-23 % -<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line arg? -like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089 - Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:37:48 UTC +<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line +arg? like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #871, 2008-06-25 % < Alan_Hicks> Hmmm...... < rworkman> Careful, don't hurt yourself. < Alan_Hicks> rworkman: blow me < rworkman> Alan_Hicks: you first. < lanmower> ... -< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing. Just let me call in a favor from straterra. +< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing. Just let me call in a favor from +straterra. < rworkman> Alan_Hicks: that was wrong. :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090 - Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:00:18 UTC -% -< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the -occasional crash -< thrice`> -2 -< jkwood> Umm... 5? -< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs -< jkwood> Oh, wait. 1? -< jkwood> 10? -< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale -< jkwood> Oh. Erm... .3 -< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable? -< pkgtool> try E -< lanmower> er -< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help -< lanmower> good point -< lanmower> er 1 is good -< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind -of silly. -< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra -< lanmower> fail pre grade-1 -< lanmower> naa just wired -< straterra> What? -< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091 - Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #872, 2008-06-25 % < BubbleWrap> sec, i just typed make and im getting spammed :o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092 - Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:00:09 UTC -% ->>>_roach has joined ##slackware -( _roach) teste -( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect -<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"] -( nullboy) bahahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093 - Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC -% -<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware -<juice> huh? -<nullboy> ? -<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ? do they make good bait -<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ? -<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware -WITH a worm? -<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :) -<Dominian> I smell a troll. -<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu -<juice> bs -<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called? -<nullboy> worm* -<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called? -<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it -<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance -<meninslack> /worm/virus/Nutcracker -<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what? -<patric__> ... -<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner -<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in? -<juice> meninslack, that is password cracker -<juice> not a worm -<patric__> avast isn't crappy -<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX -and Linux systems. -<meninslack> something.tar.bz2 -<juice> stop hacking -<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives -<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name.. -<Dominian> bz2? -<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part... -<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source -files. -<meninslack> Then it is infected source -<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files -<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name -<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods... -<meninslack> I can't remember -<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it -<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware. -<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time. If it's detecting a virus in the -cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner. -<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems -to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at -<Dominian> I don't believe it. -<nullboy> i call bs as well -<Dominian> md5sums would have found it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094 - Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #873, 2008-06-25 % # www.linuxpackages.net FAQ @@ -10277,120 +6231,87 @@ to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at <redtricycle> I was wondering if the same was for slacky <mindbendr> why's that -<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build scripts -can be trusted since it allows you to audit it +<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build +scripts can be trusted since it allows you to audit it <BP{k}> mindbendr: for the following reasons: <jkwood> Although, nullboy has a good point. <BP{k}> 1) linuxpackages has no known QA or its fairly obsure <BP{k}> 2) they allow packages to be build on nonclean systems that will introduce dependencies on your system that you dont need <jokie51> Gee, complain complain :P -<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that appear -in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole kinda hard +<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that +appear in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole +kinda hard <mindbendr> do they, thought they've got nice policies and rating system <BP{k}> 4) and on top of everything else: http://slackadelic.com/2007/04/11/linuxpackagesnet-intentionally-malicious/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095 - Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:22:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #874, 2008-06-26 % ---> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds -<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i -do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org? -<mwalling> ? -<mwalling> there already is -<thrice`> lol -<ultimashrine> huh? -<ultimashrine> i don't know about that -<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"? -<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss -* ultimashrine slams his head -<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096 - Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC -% -<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and outdated. I -spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically wet my pants when I get -a chance to work our new slack box. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097 - Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:09:16 UTC -% -< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK" -< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!" "That's fine." -< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking -file" button too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098 - Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC -% -* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #linuxhelp -<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about chatrooms -where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV numbers. Anyone know -where I can access any rooms like that?? +<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and +outdated. I spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically +wet my pants when I get a chance to work our new slack box. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #875, 2008-06-27 +% +* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined +#linuxhelp +<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about +chatrooms where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV +numbers. Anyone know where I can access any rooms like that?? <Tonehog> That's called CC fraud. -<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but so is -hacking +<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but +so is hacking <Tonehog> No, cracking is illegal. Hacking isn't. <Ryan933> oh whats the diffrents I am new to this? -<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access CC -Details?? -<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how to enter -them +<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access +CC Details?? +<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how +to enter them <Ryan933> how do u chge rooms? <MorJava> hey are you trolling? <Ryan933> whats that? <Tonehog> MorJava: just ignore him. <Ryan933> how do u change rooms in here?? <Tonehog> He's either completely clueless or a Fed. -<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun comes up +<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun +comes up <Ryan933> A fed I live in Australia we dont have feds <Tonehog> Take it easy MorJava. <MorJava> yeah well i think he's trolling for someone to bust <MorJava> federal police.....we have them <Ryan933> buston what? <Ryan933> bust* -<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything like -that. +<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything +like that. <Tonehog> :/ -<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at the moment - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099 - Added: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:00:30 UTC +<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at +the moment + -- noobfarm.org, quote #876, 2008-06-28 % < daveb> i read an old cringely article -< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for education. Why -not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid instead. they won't even -need a job. +< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for +education. Why not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid +instead. they won't even need a job. < Peikko> Nah just give it to social security and let them retire at 18. < Peikko> Outsource all jobs and just collect soc. sec. on them. -< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price collapses -= problem solved. +< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price +collapses = problem solved. < daveb> very cool. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100 - Added: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:09:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #877, 2008-06-30 % [*] tuxq|mobile [~tuxq@5.sub-72-114-174.myvzw.com] has joined #slackware < tuxq|mobile> howdy < tuxq> omg it's me! but mobile! < tuxq|mobile> yes. Yes it is -< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different devices. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101 - Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:39:59 UTC +< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different +devices. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #878, 2008-07-01 % <JimShoe> :wc <JimShoe> damn it i'm not in vi - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103 - Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:30:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #879, 2008-07-02 % < timmi> windows is like unprotected sex.. linux is never getting laid ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104 - Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:19:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #880, 2008-07-02 % < nachox> guys, please, let it go < el11te> they wont stop @@ -10398,47 +6319,24 @@ need a job. < nachox> yes they will < nullboy> lest swift and sure retribution commence < ThomasY> Sex with me? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105 - Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:18 UTC -% -<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others, -roommates, parrots, etc.)." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106 - Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC -% -<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full -Install(TM)" in the topic? -<spook> can we get that in the installer? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107 - Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #881, 2008-07-02 % < nullboy> he must not have received his complimentary reach around - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108 - Added: Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:02:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #882, 2008-07-07 % < tuxq> God im an idiot < Dominian> notice... no one argued... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109 - Added: Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:25:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #883, 2008-07-08 % yxz97: I should learn how use emacs instead of, more cool LINUX!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111 - Added: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:21:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #884, 2008-07-09 % * The-Croupier definately not on noobfarm ha :) Old_Fogie: yet :D The-Croupier: already searched for croupier and The-Croupier Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ? * Old_Fogie runs :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112 - Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #885, 2008-07-09 % <Dagmar> Use `fortune -o` <coil> so Dagmar @@ -10450,215 +6348,132 @@ Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ? <Dagmar> scort: Did you install PuritanLinux or something? <scort> ./exec -o `fortune -o` <scort> No fortunes found - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113 - Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:00:36 UTC -% -< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird -< thrice`> really? -< thrice`> you can set them manually -< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ? -* straterra snickers -< Dominian> thrice`: ass -< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is -no longer allowed to build me!" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114 - Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #886, 2008-07-10 % hurt: people who use noobfarm are stupid. rworkman: Your ridiculous opinion has been noted. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115 - Added: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:43:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #887, 2008-07-11 % < HoopyCat> i started dating my wife because we both programmed in python < jkwood> She fell for your python, eh? < HoopyCat> jkwood: i fell for hers, to be honest. * jkwood drops it like it's hot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117 - Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:11:27 UTC -% -< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay? -< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question? -< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..." -< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to -know. :) -< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with -such-and-such. ;-) -< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid? -< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare. -< ThomasY> Damn you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118 - Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #888, 2008-07-12 % evanton: chastity belts are for women The-Croupier: ooops Old_Fogie: or for confused old men - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119 - Added: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:06:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #889, 2008-07-14 % < ThomasY> I DO NOT LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT! < jkwood> Technically, the house is in his dad's name. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120 - Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:39:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #890, 2008-07-15 % < BubbleWrap> its got an rj45 cable coming out of its ass < BubbleWrap> lemme see where it goes to :o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121 - Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:58:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #891, 2008-07-15 % -K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your hands -around +K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your +hands around Old_Fogie> K-Ruby, fail :D K-Ruby> muhahahah K-Ruby> Hey if you had a webcam we could do it for real - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122 - Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:21:43 UTC -% -<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page! -<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing. -<Cann0n> it worked for me... -<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he -just said. -<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123 - Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #892, 2008-07-15 % 23:32 < Cann0n> i'm lost 23:32 < K-Ruby> I'm found 23:32 < Old_Fogie> I'm Old_Fogie , nice to meet yo. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124 - Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:35:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #893, 2008-07-15 % * cpunches had forgotten about trolling - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125 - Added: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:51:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #894, 2008-07-16 % -20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to the -screen +20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to +the screen 20:57 < ron1n> memem, minimize it? 20:59 < edman007> stop looking - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126 - Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:01:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #895, 2008-07-19 % <crypticlineage> any LaTeX enthusiasts here? <Old_Fogie> nah, the wife told me to knock that stuff off. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127 - Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:15:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #896, 2008-07-19 % <rworkman> The array requires bash though, doesn't it? <Alan_Hicks> I'm not sure... <rworkman> I'd like for this to work in ksh, for selfish reasons. <Alan_Hicks> I'm sure ksh has arrays. RTFM. <rworkman> I'm lazy. FOAD. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128 - Added: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:48:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #897, 2008-07-21 % < jkwood> Noobfarm is not meant to belittle or defame. < BubbleWrap> jkwood, i feel like im being belittled < jkwood> Shut up, you little whiny ass. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129 - Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:27:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #898, 2008-07-23 % -< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this event? -< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around 80-100 -people though +< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this +event? +< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around +80-100 people though < logan> might be able to fit them all into my car - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130 - Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:32:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #899, 2008-07-23 % -<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory to -allocate that as root?? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132 - Added: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:52:48 UTC +<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory +to allocate that as root?? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #900, 2008-07-23 % <muraii[]work> Samba will drink your milkshake! <mtu> and they're like, it better than yours - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135 - Added: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:18:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #901, 2008-07-25 % -< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime with a -man on man scene :( +< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime +with a man on man scene :( < Dominian> uhh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136 - Added: Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:15:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #902, 2008-07-26 % * nachox removes channel operator status from nachox -<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a su shell - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148 - Added: Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:21:46 UTC +<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a +su shell + -- noobfarm.org, quote #903, 2008-07-29 % The-Croupier> what being a greek :P -The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the millenia -antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long as you're -not a little boy - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149 - Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:10:09 UTC -% -<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5. Think of all the typing you could -save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150 - Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC +The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the +millenia +antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long +as you're not a little boy + -- noobfarm.org, quote #904, 2008-07-30 % Old_Fogie: straterra, you run gentoo too? nachox: he and 2 other guys straterra: Must be pretty good documentation for 3 guys. straterra: :) -jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other than heating. +jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other +than heating. nachox: all outdated from when 12 guys used it -thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4. wanna race? :-) +thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4. wanna race? :-) straterra: Sure - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152 - Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:33:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #905, 2008-07-30 % -< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the same time +< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the +same time < `Reid`> um < `Reid`> you can do that on msn too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153 - Added: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:06:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #906, 2008-07-31 % < Ruckus> generators run on fossil fuels!!! Infidel! -< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and bury them -under high pressure -* Case is green - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155 - Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:52:35 UTC +< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and +bury them under high pressure + * Case is green + -- noobfarm.org, quote #907, 2008-08-01 % ( straterra) you caught me. my penis is fake ( straterra) and my testicles are actually blueberry muffins - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156 - Added: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:18:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #908, 2008-08-02 % -<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping and even -him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help -<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something from now -on +<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping +and even him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help +<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something +from now on <CaptObviousman> I feel dirty * CaptObviousman just joined #ubuntu <BP{k}> it could be worse :) @@ -10668,41 +6483,33 @@ on <CaptObviousman> and what on earth is wrong with my b key <straterra> maybe its tired of being used in words like 'ubuntu' <straterra> doesnt have the patience of the 'u' key - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157 - Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:15:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #909, 2008-08-02 % <orly_owl> Bugs in the current version will be fixed? -<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs like -trophys? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158 - Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:30:22 UTC +<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs +like trophys? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #910, 2008-08-03 % -<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when generating a - keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty? +<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when +generating a + keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty? <evanton> it is not obvious to me after reading the manpage - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159 - Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:54:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #911, 2008-08-03 % -!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has joined ##mac -< zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source in mac -< zod21> using terminal -< zod21> is it the same as in linux -< zod21> sweet --!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160 - Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:33:34 UTC -% -Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with gnome, -hee hee, you have to luv gnu + < zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source + in mac + < zod21> using terminal + < zod21> is it the same as in linux + < zod21> sweet + -!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #912, 2008-08-03 +% +Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with +gnome, hee hee, you have to luv gnu Old_Fogie: s/pythong/python Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161 - Added: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:57:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #913, 2008-08-04 % <masterx831> root@darkstar:~# cdrecord -isosize /home/masterx831/Microsoft.Windows.Vista.ULTIMATE.x86.SP1.Integrated.June.2008.OEM.DVD-BIE/bievsp168.iso @@ -10725,92 +6532,80 @@ Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at. <masterx831> ananke: i have to pay bills somehow <masterx831> fine i will sell slackware for 50 bucks <ananke> uhmm, last time i checked, freenode was against piracy -<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually profit from -it -<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that doesn't -give a crap -<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that pirate sucks +<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually +profit from it +<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that +doesn't give a crap +<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that +pirate sucks <masterx831> might as well do my landscaping <bcmiller2> off to steal a mower? <LF4> haha <unixfool> lol <devilz> rofl - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162 - Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:29:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #914, 2008-08-05 % < alienBOB> YammYgirlcoding - please read the Slackware Book and - especially the installation section.... before you try again + especially the installation section.... before you + try again < antler> YammYgirlcoding: you're actually quite obtuse, if you don't me - saying so. + saying so. < hitest> when you have all 3 CDs please go and read the book carefully. - The install procedure will be less troublesome then + The install procedure will be less troublesome then < YammYgirlcoding> beeing obtuse means exactly like beeing what? < YammYgirlcoding> like. is the book long? cause i have only today to - install, learn the services and be able to tell that i - 'know it' :/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163 - Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:38:12 UTC + install, learn the services and be able to tell + that i + 'know it' :/ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #915, 2008-08-08 % -<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to retrive email messages from -an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account) +<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to retrive email messages +from an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account) <The_Apprentice> isp closed the account* <phrag> just go to the magic global email archive <The_Apprentice> magic global ? -<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public repository, -right ? +<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public +repository, right ? The_Apprentice> err no The_Apprentice> phrag: you have the url? * phrag groans - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164 - Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:28:00 UTC -% -rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than welcome to -(incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk and/or Vector and -whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact remains that *I* will not -knowingly help with them. -ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore cuz i -dont have 4 feet? rubbish... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165 - Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:35:14 UTC -% -< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known in a -long time + -- noobfarm.org, quote #916, 2008-08-08 +% +rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than +welcome to (incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk +and/or Vector and whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact +remains that *I* will not knowingly help with them. +ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore +cuz i dont have 4 feet? rubbish... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #917, 2008-08-08 +% +< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known +in a long time < Spartako> I am practicing my english skills < Spartako> :P < asg> Spartako: you were doing well until :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166 - Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:39:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #918, 2008-08-08 % The_Apprentice> anake: murder is murder! -ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while you're -still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder is murder' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167 - Added: Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:37:30 UTC +ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while +you're still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder +is murder' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #919, 2008-08-09 % < acidchi1d> i hear --cheese=1 < acidchi1d> makes it go faster < nixfreak> where would I put that though < nixfreak> ???? < nixfreak> I'm a n00b ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168 - Added: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #920, 2008-08-10 % NyteOwl: I kniw, lets just skip 64bit and go straight to 256 :) alisonken1: worked for aes NyteOwl: lol rwmx: haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169 - Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #921, 2008-08-11 % <exile777> whats the point of using vi and emacs? what do those keyboard shortcuts do? @@ -10821,135 +6616,91 @@ shortcuts do? <exile777> definitely not. eww <LinuxyErin> they make life easier :-p * acidchild gets chainsaw out -<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with a mouse - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170 - Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:02 UTC +<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with +a mouse + -- noobfarm.org, quote #922, 2008-08-11 % <exile777> hmm. what is this noobfarm business? <exile777> omg noooooooooooo, im on there - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171 - Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #923, 2008-08-11 % -rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be sad, -sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day. ;-) +rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be +sad, sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day. ;-) exile777> ewww ThomasY> Only sore if you fight it ThomasY> Most do though - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172 - Added: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:55:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #924, 2008-08-12 % -< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd be downing -drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right +< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd +be downing drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right < Cheapass> Tahitit? * Pensicola blames Freud. That cock - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174 - Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:13:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #925, 2008-08-13 % airer-girl> ill let you mount me if you can fix the mount problem - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175 - Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:06:32 UTC -% -airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let users mount -and use truecrypt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176 - Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:07:38 UTC -% -<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde - IIRC, kde used -to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window decorations menu - but -the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got all of the kde packages -installed - anyone know why this isn't working? -<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something Is -Wrong. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #926, 2008-08-13 +% +airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let +users mount and use truecrypt + -- noobfarm.org, quote #927, 2008-08-13 +% +<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde - +IIRC, kde used to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window +decorations menu - but the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got +all of the kde packages installed - anyone know why this isn't working? +<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something +Is Wrong. <-- Hikaru has quit (Remote host closed the connection) ---> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware -<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left #slackware ---> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware +--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined +#slackware +<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left +#slackware +--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined +#slackware <Hikaru> Figured out the problem: I'M AN IDIOT. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177 - Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:48:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #928, 2008-08-14 % baloneysammitch> can anyone help with mounting a usb external hd? <Raging_Hog> baloneysammitch: Does it show up as /dev/sd? -<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged it back -in and now it shows using fdisk -l +<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged +it back in and now it shows using fdisk -l <baloneysammitch> I'm so pissed, never mind -<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't know about +<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't +know about <baloneysammitch> lsusb lists my hd <baloneysammitch> fdisk -l does not <baloneysammitch> how do I bridge that gap? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178 - Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:50:29 UTC -% -< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English. This is part of the -help blurb associated with the * Dial command. -< mchou> D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings *after* the -called -< mchou> party has answered, but before the call gets bridged. The -'called' -< mchou> DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the 'calling' -DTMF -< mchou> string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters can be -used -< mchou> alone. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #929, 2008-08-14 +% +< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English. This is part +of the help blurb associated with the * Dial command. +< mchou> D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings +*after* the called +< mchou> party has answered, but before the call gets +bridged. The 'called' +< mchou> DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the +'calling' DTMF +< mchou> string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters +can be used +< mchou> alone. <@russellb> Hm, that looks like English to me <@russellb> :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179 - Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:50:10 UTC -% -< straterra> !nickometer cpunches -<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%. -< straterra> LIES - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180 - Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC -% -( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too -( nullboy) he's a closet maso -( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :) -( nullboy) haha -* fred <3 pain -( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181 - Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #930, 2008-08-14 % -< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem corruption -risks due to unstable hardware? +< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem +corruption risks due to unstable hardware? < linux_probe> =p replace the unstable hardware - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182 - Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:54:36 UTC -% -straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very -much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.." -<nullboy> "which must be killed" -<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183 - Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #931, 2008-08-15 % < bijit> Old_Fogie: is a security Paranoid. he uses ip. -< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure, I type -numbers til' I get what I want +< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure, +I type numbers til' I get what I want < antler> Old_Fogie: hahaha that always makes me smile ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187 - Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #932, 2008-08-21 % < jkwood> ! people still use urmom?!?! < bob2> only to allow-transfer - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189 - Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:06:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #933, 2008-08-26 % < CaptObviousman> so what is kvm, is it an alternative to vmwave/vbox? < CaptObviousman> this is probably written down somewhere isn't it @@ -10958,60 +6709,42 @@ numbers til' I get what I want < drijen> kvm is a hardware device < drijen> oh wait * drijen flops around helplessly - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190 - Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:53:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #934, 2008-08-26 % spook> seriously, kangaroo is nice -<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously overpopulated +<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously +overpopulated <nathanbw> Kangaroo, the guilt-free snack - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191 - Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:55:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #935, 2008-08-30 % -< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on quotes...maybe you -can start producing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192 - Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:24 UTC +< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on +quotes...maybe you can start producing + -- noobfarm.org, quote #936, 2008-08-30 % * CaptObviousman returns triumphantly! * jkwood triumphs returnedly! * CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at jkwood * fred eyes his narrows at CaptObviousman -* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode when opened -* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded by -fred +* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode +when opened +* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded +by fred <pprkut> lol <CaptObviousman> that doesn't make a lick of sense * jkwood licks CaptObviousman's sense * fred senses CaptObviousman's lick - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193 - Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:40:30 UTC -% -<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that. -<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/ -<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;) -<pprkut> lol -<pprkut> the empire will strike back -<thrice`> the jedi will return... -<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm -<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194 - Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #937, 2008-08-30 % -13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky stuff that - comes out of them???? +13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky +stuff that + comes out of them???? 13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> ;) 13:29 <@team-fail> fun 13:29 * team-fail realises thats a new low - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195 - Added: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:34:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #938, 2008-09-02 % -CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea? +CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a +good idea? <straterra> Because..you were drunk <nullboy> i'm talking, attenuating the universe, singing <straterra> Or high @@ -11019,109 +6752,68 @@ CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea? <CaptObviousman> it starts next monday <nullboy> i took full loads for 6 years <nullboy> ok...don't even think about it you sick bastards. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196 - Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:56:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #939, 2008-09-02 % < evanton> slackers usually like ubuntu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197 - Added: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:55:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #940, 2008-09-04 % -< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection refused +< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection +refused < LnxSlck_> can someone help me on this? <Alan_Hicks> router is what? < LnxSlck_> Alan_Hicks, you mean wich model? < Alan_Hicks> I mean what exactly is the router. < LnxSlck_> the router is the device that provides me internet access -< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a rotating -cutting tool for woodwork. +< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a +rotating cutting tool for woodwork. < LnxSlck_> like a switch < LnxSlck_> or hub < Alan_Hicks> You're not helping... < LnxSlck_> ?? -< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box? Is it a Linksys WRT54G? Is it a Cisco PIX? - Is it a Windows box running ICS? Is it a BSD box? +< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box? Is it a Linksys WRT54G? Is it a +Cisco PIX? Is it a Windows box running ICS? Is it a BSD box? < LnxSlck_> oh < Alan_Hicks> What *IS* it? < Alan_Hicks> Is it a power tool you bought at Lowes? < LnxSlck_> slackware, trying to telnet a belkin f5d7632-4 router < nooper> one of these days alan's just going to /ban the whole channel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198 - Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:17:27 UTC -% -< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D like i said just a story -i heard on the Cummins forum i go on -< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the Internet -are complete idiots. -< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how much they -know, the bigger the idiot they are. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199 - Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:57:00 UTC -% -YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal on both -sides, right? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200 - Added: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:39:36 UTC -% -<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically -incorrect, but it doesn't really matter -<\3TATUK> sure it matters -<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU? -<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to -<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC! -<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler -<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS -<\3TATUK> ROFL? -<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM? -<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much -<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions -<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue -<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201 - Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #941, 2008-09-05 +% +< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D like i said just +a story i heard on the Cummins forum i go on +< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the +Internet are complete idiots. +< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how +much they know, the bigger the idiot they are. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #942, 2008-09-05 +% +YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal +on both sides, right? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #943, 2008-09-06 % ( masterx) fuck i'm so freaking dumb ( masterx) i gotta think more ( masterx) and stop bothering you guys ( masterx) sorr for my noobish - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202 - Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:04:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #944, 2008-09-06 % < poltrojan> are u a guy or gurl? <@Beeotch> im a gay < poltrojan> tran? <@Beeotch> yup < poltrojan> ok -< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still get -fucked - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204 - Added: Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:52:39 UTC -% -< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !" -< TwinReverb> "it's defective! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205 - Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC +< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still +get fucked + -- noobfarm.org, quote #945, 2008-09-09 % mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */* -su: /bin/grep: Argument list too long - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206 - Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:20:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #946, 2008-09-09 % < thrice`> fred: do you have playlist retention working? < fred> No. < fred> I do have anal retention working though. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207 - Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:31:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #947, 2008-09-10 % < nullboy> wtf < jkwood> Agree to meet, then set them on fire. @@ -11129,14 +6821,10 @@ mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */* < nullboy> andarius will flim < nullboy> dilm < nullboy> Afkj;jkgjkl;rkjerhk'erhl - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208 - Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:01:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #948, 2008-09-10 % < jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209 - Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:58:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #949, 2008-09-11 % < andarius> i love linux, 1 problem... infinite solutions :) < thrice`> lol @@ -11146,42 +6834,25 @@ mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */* < drijen|laptop> point < thrice`> no, mine failed < andarius> if it failed it was not a solution :P -< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its own wierdo -ways +< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its +own wierdo ways < drijen|laptop> except slack < drijen|laptop> slack is normal! < thrice`> no, we have bash - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210 - Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:17:24 UTC -% --!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined -##slackware --!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] by slackboy --!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: Did your -mother have any children that lived?] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211 - Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:51:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #950, 2008-09-11 % -<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask -us to sell them shit. They want to give us money. Naturally we cannot man that -phone 24/7. So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it -so that people would get SOMETHING. His answer? "Uhhhhhh...let me think about -it." -<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of -female volleyball games on my computer" -* rob0 googles female volleyball - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212 - Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC +-!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has +joined ##slackware +-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] +by slackboy +-!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: +Did your mother have any children that lived?] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #951, 2008-09-12 % -<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like kde. everything -that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k which kreates a desire to -kut their asses up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213 - Added: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:05:49 UTC +<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like +kde. everything that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k +which kreates a desire to kut their asses up + -- noobfarm.org, quote #952, 2008-09-13 % <Meckafett> dang, what is the name of openoffice excel app? I forgot :( <andarius> calc @@ -11198,139 +6869,62 @@ kut their asses up <drijen> /opt/bin/cxoffice --cx-app Excel --document-X.xcl <nullboy> hey did anyone mention calc though? <andarius> hmm, good point nullboy. calc sounds like it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214 - Added: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:07 UTC -% -< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe -< Dominian> er.. -< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now? -< chubs_> let me know when you finish - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215 - Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #953, 2008-09-14 % * jkwood setups SelfishMan < jkwood> *PUNT* < jkwood> Hmm... 8 feet. I need to work on that. < Isvara> Indeed. Most people only have two. < atourino> but... but... i thought i was a normal kid?!?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216 - Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:17:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #954, 2008-09-15 % <+Swisher> lols told my mom i couldnt sleep with her anymore - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218 - Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:25:14 UTC -% -<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that -it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is -weird and reboot by itself. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219 - Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #955, 2008-09-17 % < nullboy> jkwood: you know dolphins masturbate right? < nullboy> they are some fun loving creatures < nullboy> this one time, at surf camp I.... < jkwood> I'm not sure I like where this is going. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220 - Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:14:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #956, 2008-09-17 % < oobe> i just want to say one thing < bihu> Well said. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221 - Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #957, 2008-09-18 % * drijen finds fred a dolphin <fred> :D <drijen> you sick bastard <fred> Oh, wait, I just got that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223 - Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #958, 2008-09-18 % < b0dhi> I can't believe it -< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking and became -a vegetarian +< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking +and became a vegetarian < b0dhi> whoops ... wrong window < b0dhi> sorry guys* < chubs> b0dhi, maybe she misses your meat - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224 - Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:31:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #959, 2008-09-18 % < code_m> So does CMake provide any advantages over GCC? (from #cmake) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225 - Added: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:31:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #960, 2008-09-20 % Kana [chat]: typically in a fistfight... the car wins Ryuai [chat]: see the thing about being hit by a car is any face you make - while doing it is hillarious. + while doing it is hillarious. Case [chat]: don't bring a knife to a carfight - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226 - Added: Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:33:50 UTC -% -< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it -< vdsy> hahhahahhaa -< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that -< vdsy> data as the ref -< straterra> I wouldn't -< straterra> I don't like machine porn -< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half -Life 2 -< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really -wanna see data wrestle -< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised -< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers -< antler> hahaha -< vdsy> hahaha -< acidchild> P<G -< acidchild> OMG -< acidchild> LOL -< acidchild> :-\ -< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF" -< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that" -< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227 - Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC -% -DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the # sign -i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229 - Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:40:55 UTC -% -< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1? -< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack? -< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure! -< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it! -< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and -konqueror (je suis webdev), -< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up -when one opens too many flash appies. -< jkwood> >.< -< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on -#slamd64@Freenode! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230 - Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #961, 2008-09-21 +% +DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the # +sign i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #962, 2008-09-22 % <e^ipi> cchapman: i'm a giver, not a taker. * e^ipi just realized that sounded a little gay <e^ipi> eh, i'm cool with that <jbk> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231 - Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:06:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #963, 2008-09-23 % < nullboy> masterx831: will you give me a hug now? < masterx831> lol @@ -11340,9 +6934,7 @@ when one opens too many flash appies. < nullboy> yeah very * andarius tazes nullboy and masterx831 and places them in compromising positions for a photo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232 - Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:57:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #964, 2008-09-23 % * Out of nowhere... * < nullboy> i like breasts @@ -11351,27 +6943,25 @@ positions for a photo < nullboy> or small < nullboy> just not huge < nullboy> huge ones are scary, you could suffocate - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233 - Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:03:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #965, 2008-09-23 % -mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving the KDE - tagfile. +mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving +the KDE + tagfile. Dominian: hehe Dominian: yeah that would be stupid. Dominian: well not stupid Dominian: per se Dominian: just time consuming and harder ;) -MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove kde from -there ;-) +MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove +kde from there ;-) ag3ntugly: ... mogunus: 1. I'm not an expert. I'm a noob. 2. My god. -MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was messing with -it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system i came to +MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was +messing with it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system +i came to realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234 - Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:45:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #966, 2008-09-26 % <drijen> jkwood, need another slavegirl <drijen> and hurry it up @@ -11384,232 +6974,147 @@ realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol <drijen> O-<-< * drijen pants <Dominian> wtf - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235 - Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:57:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #967, 2008-09-26 % < ron1n_> my butt is sticky wtf - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236 - Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:39:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #968, 2008-09-29 % in ##slackware -Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light on my head -and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull with my Speechs :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237 - Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:01:26 UTC -% -<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means -piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238 - Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC +Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light +on my head and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull +with my Speechs :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #969, 2008-09-29 % ( straterra) I wish I could sell my anal virginity ( thrice`) indeed ( thrice`) er ( BP{k}) LOL ( thrice`) timing fail :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239 - Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:54:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #970, 2008-09-30 % <@caker> DephNet[Paul]: I try not to overdo ... your mom - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240 - Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:47:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #971, 2008-09-30 % From #postfix on freenode: < meoblast001> question < meoblast001> if i delete my config files, wil it make new ones? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241 - Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:43:01 UTC -% -<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on my actual -computer, not virtualbox. and for some reason the biggest partition i could -make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my vista partition. how can i -fix this? -<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate more space -for linux? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #972, 2008-10-01 +% +<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on +my actual computer, not virtualbox. and for some reason the biggest +partition i could make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my +vista partition. how can i fix this? +<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate +more space for linux? <Borlge> oh i forgot! vista can do that! <Borlge> im still used to xp - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242 - Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:17:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #973, 2008-10-01 % -< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles with -it so I always wrap it +< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles +with it so I always wrap it < HoopyCat> that's what she sa-- err, sorry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243 - Added: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:02:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #974, 2008-10-03 % -< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear goggles - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244 - Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:30 UTC +< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear +goggles + -- noobfarm.org, quote #975, 2008-10-04 % -< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest nx/freenx -tgz package. Anyone interested? :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245 - Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:42:56 UTC -% -<jkwood> fred: That's something people just say without meaning, like "The -check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy, -but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246 - Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC +< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest +nx/freenx tgz package. Anyone interested? :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #976, 2008-10-05 % spreeuw: my grandma tried ubuntu and now she lost all her lifes pictures spreeuw: and got a heartattack -Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up backups - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247 - Added: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:34:17 UTC +Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up +backups + -- noobfarm.org, quote #977, 2008-10-06 % < thrice`> oh well; that's why fred is paid the big bucks < fred> Wait, what? < jkwood> fred: We thought Dominian was funneling those funds to you? < fred> Dominian: AND I TRUSTED YOU! < fred> :'( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248 - Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:28:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #978, 2008-10-07 % < mwalling> my mom is famous in the local LDS circles ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249 - Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:45:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #979, 2008-10-07 % <hiptobecubic> You know what sucks? <TwinReverb> hiptobecubic, vacuums? <hiptobecubic> Presidential debates. <TwinReverb> windows? <TwinReverb> oh yeah those too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250 - Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:29:39 UTC -% -<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying -"Cannot mount volume. Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a -bunch of "details" -<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group? -<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not -interested thank you. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251 - Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #980, 2008-10-07 % < straterra> I have 24Gb free on my iPod..I need to put goat porn on it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252 - Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:54:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #981, 2008-10-08 % < mikko777> gwash: i think im gay < gwash> mikko777: i think so too < demantik> mikko777: don't tell everyone..before you know it, everyone - will want to be gay + will want to be gay < mikko777> gwash: if ive never tried men but cant get women either does - it mean im gay? + it mean im gay? < demantik> it means you're extremely ugly - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253 - Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #982, 2008-10-08 % Fjorn <politics>: It'll take a huge cock to change the American psyche Fjorn <politics>: Err, shock Fuze [politics]: ... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254 - Added: Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:46:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #983, 2008-10-09 % -< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if they -didnt pass the bailout +< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if +they didnt pass the bailout < Peikko> heh < Peikko> 7000 if they do. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256 - Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:58:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #984, 2008-10-10 % [ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it? [ SelfishMan] yes [@caker] srsly? [ A-KO] wow - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257 - Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:32:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #985, 2008-10-11 % < nullboy> fred: how deep should i go? <fred> that depends on the woman :p * fred runs and hides - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258 - Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:58:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #986, 2008-10-12 % <x-ip> ea ea pepe <x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?) <TwinReverb> #slackware-br <nachox> it's spanish -<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he wants a -really short party -<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying to cross -the border -<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually trying to -import proper parties to the us... there is no party without some tequila shots +<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he +wants a really short party +<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying +to cross the border +<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually +trying to import proper parties to the us... there is no party without +some tequila shots <rhys> explains why the parties are so short. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261 - Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:29:43 UTC -% -< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull -me now NOT_NOT" in the near future? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262 - Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #987, 2008-10-12 % ( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263 - Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:41:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #988, 2008-10-13 % -* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until after he -clocks back in to work +* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until +after he clocks back in to work ***Couple of Minutes Later*** LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes <thrice`> ? <rob0> LoganTheBrown - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264 - Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #989, 2008-10-14 % < nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? < mwalling> your mom? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265 - Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:51 UTC -% -< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex with -school girl' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266 - Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:53:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #990, 2008-10-14 % -< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword? -< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword. Whether you could -defeat it is another story. -< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer --!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is -the one with the sword..."] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267 - Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC +< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex +with school girl' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #991, 2008-10-17 % < Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids < Shizuo> Yes @@ -11624,9 +7129,7 @@ the one with the sword..."] < Dominian> wth < Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer < Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268 - Added: Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:03:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #992, 2008-10-19 % < MaZ-> holy shit im crying here < MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha @@ -11635,42 +7138,27 @@ the one with the sword..."] < MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain < MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy < MaZ-> :| - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269 - Added: Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #993, 2008-10-20 % < jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270 - Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:47:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #994, 2008-10-20 % -< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly on via -the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the first thing we -see is a pink poodle. +< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly +on via the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the +first thing we see is a pink poodle. * BP{k} gets worried about his dog..... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271 - Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:54:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #995, 2008-10-21 % -* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple warmer :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272 - Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:08:52 UTC -% -* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch -to it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273 - Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC +* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple +warmer :P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #996, 2008-10-21 % < jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today. < SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274 - Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:31:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #997, 2008-10-22 % -< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship problems, and -his girlfriend changed his root password -_- +< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship +problems, and his girlfriend changed his root password -_- < ron1n> is there anyway to recover it? < rworkman> Is she hot? < ron1n> its weak, probably full english words @@ -11679,29 +7167,24 @@ his girlfriend changed his root password -_- < Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :) < Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is < ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D -< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password is worth -investigating. -< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the root -password +< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password +is worth investigating. +< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the +root password < rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then? Go after her and forget your friend. < ron1n> XD -< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how to sudo su -and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the slackwiki page) +< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how +to sudo su and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the +slackwiki page) < ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275 - Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:32:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #998, 2008-10-22 % -< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, close -to work, and preferably with a brewery built in - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276 - Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:18:26 UTC +< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, +close to work, and preferably with a brewery built in + -- noobfarm.org, quote #999, 2008-10-23 % Fossa: my wiever does not work - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277 - Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:44:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000, 2008-10-23 % * drijen stabs CaptObviousman * CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron @@ -11713,21 +7196,15 @@ Fossa: my wiever does not work <CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands * rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors <CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278 - Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:24:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001, 2008-10-23 % <ron1n_> is it wired? <ron1n_> or wireless <perlsyntax> nope it on a network - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279 - Added: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:19:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002, 2008-10-25 % < Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281 - Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:54:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003, 2008-10-25 % <neobsd> in order to optimize the useage of memory <neobsd> procesador @@ -11735,18 +7212,15 @@ Fossa: my wiever does not work <neobsd> some idea ? <hba> neobsd: plan9 ;) <neobsd> plan9? -<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not needed, Bob -will kill a kitten -<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob? Or is it all Bob's? If so, pass th kittens. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282 - Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:09:13 UTC +<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not +needed, Bob will kill a kitten +<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob? Or is it all Bob's? If so, pass +th kittens. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004, 2008-10-26 % < ubunturos> i want to uninstall opensuse 11.0 ..how do i do it from - within opensuse - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288 - Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:03:35 UTC + within opensuse + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005, 2008-10-29 % <Dominian> rworkman: but I like doing it by hand :P <Dominian> helps understanding mkinitrd imho @@ -11756,40 +7230,19 @@ will kill a kitten <Dominian> You have your way.. I have mine. <rworkman> Poopyhead. <ron1n> oh snap - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289 - Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:51:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006, 2008-10-29 % < nix_chix0r> brb gota turn the fetus for basting - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290 - Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:33:52 UTC -% -Seth: bugger... over cautious fail -Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for -skin).. glanced at package, saw "take by mouth".... told them it was the wrong -prescription.. -Seth: THEN i read what it was for.. viagra -Me: ... -Me: that could help with skin problems - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291 - Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007, 2008-10-29 % <nix_chix0r> i let people get in my box all the time - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008, 2008-11-02 % < mwalling> i like poo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:12:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009, 2008-11-02 % < straterra> My girlfriend doesn't wear panties..and she isn't homeless - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:43:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010, 2008-11-02 % < jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar. < hiptobecubic> nonsense @@ -11800,13 +7253,13 @@ Me: that could help with skin problems < macavity> _ < hiptobecubic> ` < Old_Fogie> + -< macavity> (c) +< macavity> © < chopp> ~ < jkwood> % < hiptobecubic> this is a great segue into my next question < Old_Fogie> fail! you ruined our dialog :) < jkwood> YOU RUINED IT -* macavity cries out loud + * macavity cries out loud < macavity> *sob* < hiptobecubic> oh sorry < hiptobecubic> = @@ -11816,98 +7269,69 @@ Me: that could help with skin problems < macavity> lol < hiptobecubic> \o/ < Old_Fogie> /0\ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011, 2008-11-02 % < macavity> HELLO!!! I'm Linsay LOHAAAAN! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:48:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012, 2008-11-02 % < pprkut> i have no porn! ew! perveerts! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013, 2008-11-03 % < abby> Personally, I like a little porn now and again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014, 2008-11-03 % <jkwood> AHH LAG FAIRIES... EATING MAH TUBES - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300 - Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:45:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015, 2008-11-03 % -< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going after the -little boys again +< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going +after the little boys again < fred> :o where's mine? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301 - Added: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:00:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016, 2008-11-03 % < ThomasY> gang rape me..and I'll admit i got gangraped - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302 - Added: Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:24:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017, 2008-11-04 % -<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot wrong.. -again.. twice - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304 - Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:29:28 UTC +<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot +wrong.. again.. twice + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018, 2008-11-05 % < mughi> err.. memory fail.. $86/paycheck < mughi> dunno where i got 175 < CaptObviousman> out of your ass < dr3am3r> that sounds painful -< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my ass, i -wouldn't care how much it hurt +< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my +ass, i wouldn't care how much it hurt < mughi> CaptObviousman: i keep all the good stuff in there < CaptObviousman> because, hey, free money! < mughi> CaptObviousman brings new meaning to money laundering - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305 - Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:31:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019, 2008-11-06 % < heret|c> i'm installing gentoo on my acoustic guitar - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306 - Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020, 2008-11-06 % < shasta> I don't get your confusion, oneforall - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307 - Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:44:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021, 2008-11-07 % -< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not be -blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to that either +< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not +be blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to +that either < jkwood> That's because 80 is a privileged port. -< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything to work -there. +< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything +to work there. <@caker> urmom has a nice privileged port < jkwood> caker: You would know. You're weren't privileged to use it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308 - Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:51:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022, 2008-11-07 % -< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable and fully -featured as slackware 32bit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309 - Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:18 UTC +< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable +and fully featured as slackware 32bit + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023, 2008-11-10 % < jkwood> Don't try WoW. It will eat your soul. < jkwood> Which is bad for the complexion. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310 - Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:11:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024, 2008-11-10 % < elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311 - Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:38:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1025, 2008-11-10 % * CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant, barefoot, lasagna-making wife @@ -11928,119 +7352,39 @@ barefoot, lasagna-making wife * drijen chortles hard <CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't <nullboy> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312 - Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:11:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1026, 2008-11-14 % < rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313 - Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:09:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027, 2008-11-16 % <mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue? <mirash> ya, my net driver <mirash> i am afraid of it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314 - Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:18:36 UTC -% -<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs. -<alienBOB> El cheapo! -<chubs> i'll do it for 50 -<Alan_Hicks> haha -<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200 -<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it -;) -<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/ -<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-) -<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection) -<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) -<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you -<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha - -<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel. < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i -don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) <-- that gets *nothing* -- but -this: < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you <-- gets "gross" :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315 - Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC -% -< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks -great -* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably -< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback -< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ? -< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft -< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv? -< Fenix-Dark> no -< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv -< nullboy> MS cash -< Alan_Hicks> MS cash? -< Alan_Hicks> My God! Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316 - Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC -% -Seth: oww.. falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care and -demands feeding.. buy donuts and condoms - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317 - Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:16:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028, 2008-11-17 +% +Seth: oww.. falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care +and demands feeding.. buy donuts and condoms + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029, 2008-11-20 % < SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home < SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people? < SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out -!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan] -< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator. If she -loves you, she'll stay. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318 - Added: Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:28:02 UTC +< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator. +If she loves you, she'll stay. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030, 2008-11-22 % -< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material" -? -< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up -your disk? -< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't -use anyway so ... -< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ? -< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you -do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks -< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level -of competence from 2 sentences ... -< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ? -< antler> huh? wth -< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system -from cli than you do with clicking on buttons -< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation -< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back -* Alan_Hicks is confused. -< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation? -< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces) -", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel -< NuMaStresa> perverts * -< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-) -< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that -< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :)) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319 - Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC -% -< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire to the -internet no one can get out? +< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire +to the internet no one can get out? < isacklow> doh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320 - Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:45:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1031, 2008-11-24 % -!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined <CaptObviousman> gah killit killit * CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck <ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW * ubuntu cries - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321 - Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:05:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032, 2008-11-25 % * thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run <CaptObviousman> but ... why? @@ -12050,99 +7394,59 @@ internet no one can get out? <drijen> it doesn't <thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff <andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322 - Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:18:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033, 2008-11-25 % < Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323 - Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:02:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034, 2008-11-28 % -<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so I cant -edit it easily +<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so +I cant edit it easily <PrettyConfused> honestly, I couldn't tell you <Carpathia> i think sed is capable of it, i just dont know how :( <da1l6> Carpathia. tail -N -11 could do it. never tried, though <Carpathia> hm dal16, i dont know how many lines are in the line <Carpathia> in the file -<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset (so the ---help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example +<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset +(so the --help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example <Carpathia> tail -n -1 just does the same as tail -n 1 <Carpathia> ahh got it, so simple sed '1,5d' filename - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324 - Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:31:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035, 2008-11-29 % < Isvara> All this talk of big tools and no straterra? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325 - Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:23:47 UTC -% -##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online - -[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth -or post-teeth?" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326 - Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036, 2008-12-02 % < mwalling> 3) yes. i like buttsecks with straterra - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327 - Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:57:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037, 2008-12-03 % 13:32:15 < Zordrak> Camarade_Tux: Ubuntu Cola? Is that like Ipecac? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328 - Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:36:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038, 2008-12-04 % < Tirili2today> How can I convert an .img file into .iso? < alisonken1> loop mount the .img file, then build an iso from that < Dominian> Wow.. google Results 1 - 10 of about 503,000 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329 - Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:22:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039, 2008-12-04 % <ananke> and at the end of the day, the most important thing is that - you know how to use your tool + you know how to use your tool <_chess_> that's one way to put it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331 - Added: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:15:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040, 2008-12-05 % ( Camarade_Tux) doh, I typed boobfarm instead of noobfarm... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332 - Added: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:29:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041, 2008-12-08 % -< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked 2 -more. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333 - Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:41:27 UTC +< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked +2 more. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042, 2008-12-09 % < str1ke> I suck at using the internet < str1ke> I should unplug my modem and give up - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334 - Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:33:25 UTC -% -(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout) -< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this -very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are -< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well. -< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM" -< mgrossie> So I'm stumped - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335 - Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043, 2008-12-09 % < andarius> greetings and salutations again < CaptObviousman> waffle tax, please < andarius> i iz tax evader :P -* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with earlier -waffle payments +* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with +earlier waffle payments < CaptObviousman> and one used condom ... wtf? * CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at straterra < CaptObviousman> do I even want to know? @@ -12150,25 +7454,15 @@ waffle payments < straterra> eh? < CaptObviousman> were you having sex with the waffles again? < andarius> dude, please no sexing up of zee waffles :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336 - Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:52:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044, 2008-12-09 % -<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>" -<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337 - Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC -% -< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled and -packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :( +< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled +and packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :( < thrice`> wow, arny failed? no < straterra> arny NEVER fails < straterra> XD < thrice`> surely the policy of release first, fix later is superior - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338 - Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:48:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045, 2008-12-10 % <BOSPUS> gn <BOSPUS> hi terrorist lady @@ -12177,68 +7471,45 @@ packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :( <missyjane> you remember me dear, thats so sweet * missyjane hugs bosp <missyjane> now EVERYBODY DOWN! *raises an ak-47* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339 - Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:01:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046, 2008-12-11 % < Agiofws> hi < Agiofws> is there a freenode staffer in here ? < Agiofws> apparently UDP is gonna get owned by bittorrent soon - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340 - Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:25:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047, 2008-12-11 % -< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy -white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341 - Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC -% -< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to the -community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342 - Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:34:56 UTC +< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to +the community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048, 2008-12-11 % -<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube addiction, i -get lucky to download large files - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343 - Added: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:33:33 UTC +<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube +addiction, i get lucky to download large files + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049, 2008-12-11 % < danopia> mwalling, i'm not a complex idiot -< danopia> complete* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345 - Added: Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:08:23 UTC + < danopia> complete* + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050, 2008-12-12 % < straterra> heh..stepbrother is mad at me -< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and I wouldn't -pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue +< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and +I wouldn't pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue < straterra> i mean..sex > unpaid tech support...right? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348 - Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:35:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1051, 2008-12-14 % <mirash> slackware is optimised for command mode - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349 - Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:01:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052, 2008-12-15 % Dominian > rworkman: pig Dominian > damn it! Dominian > rworkman: ping rob0 > soooooooooooeeee pig pig pig rworkman > oink - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351 - Added: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:18:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053, 2008-12-16 % -< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an open source -alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352 - Added: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:51:56 UTC +< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an +open source alternative just because I know someone else paid for it +and I didn't + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054, 2008-12-18 % < andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :| < straterra> I used to love my erectin set @@ -12248,9 +7519,7 @@ alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't * andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :( < andarius> erector = hot brunette < andarius> erection = what i get from her - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353 - Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:44:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1055, 2008-12-18 % <hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON <evanton> amen @@ -12258,29 +7527,23 @@ alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't * hiptobecubic takes a bow <evanton> heh <hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354 - Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:32:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056, 2008-12-19 % ( straterra) i like plowing people ( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic ( HoopyCat) jimd: you're new here, aren't you? :-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355 - Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:57:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057, 2008-12-19 % SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning? SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds? -BP{k}: cyanide, smells of bitter almonds +BP{k}: cyanide, smells of bitter almonds SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like? Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right? SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like SelfishMan: wait...what? Twayne: lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356 - Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:20:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058, 2008-12-22 % > mode/##slackware [+b *!*@cardinal.lizella.net] by slackboy > rob0_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] @@ -12290,141 +7553,87 @@ Twayne: lol > rworkman was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood] ananke > nice. ananke > when bots go nuts - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357 - Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:53:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059, 2008-12-22 % <jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap <nullboy> did you even read the man page? <jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works <jamess__> but then still it must be some bug - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358 - Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:13:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060, 2008-12-23 % <tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease <tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one! <depsis> :P <depsis> The one with the bigg penis? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359 - Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:21:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061, 2008-12-23 % <TwinReverb> (**information removed**) has joined #lvm -<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an -initrd -<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an -initrd +<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without +an initrd +<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without +using an initrd <TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp -kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from -then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type -tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds -for it to adjust) -<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd. i prefer to build everything into my -kernels that they need in order to boot -<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*> -in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM? i searched google a long time but -never found it -<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of -that <*> -<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by -something else) i made those {*} also - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360 - Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:23:54 UTC +kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to +boot from then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and +the initrd type tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and +it takes like 10 seconds for it to adjust) +<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd. i prefer to build everything +into my kernels that they need in order to boot +<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] +and <*> in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM? i searched google +a long time but never found it +<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, +all of that <*> +<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected +by something else) i made those {*} also + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062, 2008-12-27 % <Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our RedHat-server -<Lifeform> The domains doesn't respond +<Lifeform> The domains doesn´t respond <Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361 - Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:45:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063, 2008-12-29 % < straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362 - Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064, 2008-12-30 % < shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall? < Eno_> maybe he's drunk < shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363 - Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:20:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065, 2008-12-30 % ( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded ( mwalling) bbiab - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365 - Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066, 2008-12-31 % -< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've -managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things -that no app exists for) -< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux? +< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, +I've managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple +of things that no app exists for) +< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do +in linux? < Dominian> blue screen < m-c> rofl < kaddy> bahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366 - Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:18:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067, 2008-12-31 % -< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters -< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk -away. +< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping +shit eaters +< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when +you walk away. < lotec> lock my screen why? < jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those. < FriedBob> At work I do. We are required to. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367 - Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:13:53 UTC -% -<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few -<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep") -<NetrixTardis> hot tube? -<NetrixTardis> TMI. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369 - Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068, 2008-12-31 % Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here nooper > it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370 - Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:44:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1069, 2009-01-02 % < chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371 - Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:46:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070, 2009-01-02 % < enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372 - Added: Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:38:31 UTC -% -< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need: -http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614 -... Later in a different channel ... -<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious -levelheadedness -<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar -<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night -on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk. "crash -space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire. -<@tjfontaine> o0 -<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on -the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn -shoot was a wee bit surreal -<@tjfontaine> ... -<@tjfontaine> ... -<@phennessy> heh -* tjfontaine wants to travel in time -<@phennessy> you need the tie camera - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374 - Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1071, 2009-01-03 % < dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk < rk4n3> lol @@ -12432,167 +7641,91 @@ shoot was a wee bit surreal < rk4n3> interesting typo :) < thrice`> :) < rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375 - Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:30:55 UTC -% -< jkwood> There we go... message sent. -< pprkut> lol -< thrice`> haha -< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit. You know, a little ego stroking, a little -introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it. -< jkwood> Little things. -< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails -< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs -< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does) -< jkwood> Dear sirs: You are doing a great service to mankind. I am but a -humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software. To quote a wise man, -"Your head is full of watermelon." In other words, please stop committing -$(atrocity against mankind). If I can help, please send money. Regards, me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376 - Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072, 2009-01-08 % <@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays> -< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM! -< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis? -< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it! -< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom -< straterra> Go look -< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop -< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377 - Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:50:52 UTC -% -< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system -":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it -take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378 - Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC -% -<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is -alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379 - Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:33 UTC -% -< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380 - Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC -% -<nickbuonanno> ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL -<nickbuonanno> __^__ -<nickbuonanno> L L __/ |_\ -<nickbuonanno> =O====__ \__\ + < Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM! + < straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis? + < Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it! + < straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom + < straterra> Go look + < Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop + < straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073, 2009-01-08 +% +<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my +wife is alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of +my jalapenis + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074, 2009-01-10 +% +<nickbuonanno> ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL +<nickbuonanno> __^__ +<nickbuonanno> L L __/ |_ +<nickbuonanno> =O====__ \__ <nickbuonanno> L L \_______) -<nickbuonanno> _I___I_, - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381 - Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:01:33 UTC +<nickbuonanno> _I___I_, + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075, 2009-01-12 % Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected: < straterra> im wearing my gf's thong - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382 - Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1076, 2009-01-12 % [ b4] ah crap [ b4] -__ [ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps [ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383 - Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:17:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077, 2009-01-12 % < jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER <@mikegrb> careful jkwood <@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384 - Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:04:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1078, 2009-01-13 % < jkwood> Yes, that sucks. < jkwood> Whoops... wrong window. < mwalling> failbus is comming to town < Isvara> jkwood is the driver < Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385 - Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:52:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079, 2009-01-13 % From a /. discussion on RIM: -AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-) - -Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an -IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey -stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with -Canada ;) +AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade +Canada. :-) - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386 - Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:34:45 UTC +Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent +with an IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with +a hockey stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford +a war with Canada ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080, 2009-01-13 % -Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers.. the -end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars with weapons, -etc.. says (paraphrased) 'do not try to duplicate anything you saw in this -movie.. it is dangerous' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387 - Added: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:02:52 UTC +Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers.. +the end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars +with weapons, etc.. says (paraphrased) 'do not try to duplicate +anything you saw in this movie.. it is dangerous' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081, 2009-01-14 % < lotec> OMG i think i wore my underwear backwards all day - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388 - Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:41:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082, 2009-01-14 % -< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming. I'd been -out of the game for too long. +< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming. +I'd been out of the game for too long. < lotec> jkwood: lol how was i suposed to get Digital slr Camera? < jkwood> lotec: I was referring to the underwear quote. ;) -< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my warrior -helmet - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389 - Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:48:01 UTC +< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my +warrior helmet + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083, 2009-01-14 % < Dominian> Where did that tool learn to troll? < spook> Dominian: [ in bed ] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390 - Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:46:24 UTC -% -< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core -developers, isn't it ? -< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be -invited by Pat. -< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of -a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail -< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum -and room chat of core developer -< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s -< jkwood> Pretty much. -< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel. -< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :) -< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is. -< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :) -< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash -their party. :) -< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for -example -< rworkman> .j #lemonparty - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391 - Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC -% -<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i have -it running in background all the time. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084, 2009-01-14 +% +<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i +have it running in background all the time. <slackytude> slava_dp, yes <slava_dp> slackytude, oh crap, why doesn't it die then? :) i want it dead <spook> [ in bed ] -<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager is a -bad idea +<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager +is a bad idea <slava_dp> slackytude, i'll try that to find out the outcome :) * slava_dp has quit (Remote closed the connection) <slackytude> *sigh* @@ -12600,148 +7733,23 @@ bad idea <slava_dp> slackytude, ok, i see now :D <slackytude> told you <spook> hahah - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392 - Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:29:55 UTC -% -dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to -"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it -dive> good one -dtanner> indeed -dive> now define 'accidently' -AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally -moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option -AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it. -jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing. -AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha. -jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing. -AzalynX> me too. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394 - Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC -% -< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete -idiots?! -< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a -system I admin. -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh? -< Dominian> what's the serious issue? -< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure. -< Dominian> haha -< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability? -< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it. -< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it -< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic -ated session.. good luck -< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact, -you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks -are from inside your network anyhow. -< Dominian> yep -< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config. -< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware -< Dominian> hehe -< Dominian> easily taken care of... -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM" -< Dominian> then you'll get: "er.. well if it DID use PAM..." -< Alan_Hicks> I already have! -< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an -authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd -have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would -think.. -< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares? -< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this... -< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than -valid ones. -< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames. -< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it -< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware -< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical -between all attempts. -< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there! No. Get a load of this... -< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce.. -< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout -values are skewed -< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version -3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version. -< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood. -< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time -< Dominian> uhhhhh -< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just -don't have the right words ;) -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!? -< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep -openssh for them? -< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said! /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1 -< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah? -< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;) -< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is -on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX! -< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2.. -.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!" -< eviljames> hahahahaha -< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure? -* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395 - Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC -% -< stanza_> hi all u guys -< stanza_> need some help please -< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation -< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often. -< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font -'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint? -< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396 - Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC -% -< andarius> greetings and salutations -< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!" -< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there --------> -< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397 - Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085, 2009-01-19 % < mib_cuenq44c> I am the Forest Gump of 'puters - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398 - Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:57:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086, 2009-01-24 % -< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of Parade -magazine +< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of +Parade magazine < Rusty1> trying to keep breakfast down - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399 - Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:29:34 UTC -% -< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some -people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because -you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic. -< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about -password security anyway... -< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem. -< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a -difference. -< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were -compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue -< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway -< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated. -< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine -grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it) -< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home -intruders come in through a window. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400 - Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087, 2009-01-25 % <@zigdon> hey khmer - ever got twirssi running? < khmer> haven't had the time -< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead i -watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded +< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead +i watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded <@zigdon> certainly sounds more exciting than installing Net::Twitter -< khmer> turns out my faucet required InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921] +< khmer> turns out my faucet required +InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921] < khmer> the cathedral model for plumbing has got to be destroyed < khmer> these release cycles are outrageous <@zigdon> no kidding @@ -12749,90 +7757,72 @@ watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded <@zigdon> or at least install a split? < khmer> no, this codebase is hideous < khmer> but every time i try to refactor it i get a broken pipe -<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it has had -to deal with - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402 - Added: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:24:14 UTC +<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it +has had to deal with + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1088, 2009-01-26 % -< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog. Long -story. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403 - Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:48:52 UTC +< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog. +Long story. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089, 2009-01-26 % ( Dhraakellian) I would like to report a bug in krunner's math ( Dhraakellian) = 6*9 ( Dhraakellian) 54 ( Dhraakellian) This is not The Answer - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404 - Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:28:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090, 2009-01-27 % slack_fan: Does anybody know when the packages for KDE 4.2 will be ready? dive: there's a definite lack in that direction Neo-Zionist: slack_fan, nope agentc0re: Zordrak: ?? -slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main -current -tree? +slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main +-current tree? Neo-Zionist: eventually slack_fan: thank you, Neo-Zionist! thrice`: yes, they will, today at 8:40 pm EST slack_fan: oh, thank you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405 - Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:47:02 UTC -% -< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version of -firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range -< nullboy> i think that pwnd it -< hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8 -< hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast -< hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++ -< straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend - * straterra ducks off to bed -< nix_chix0r> lol -< hackedhead> lmfao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406 - Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:54:33 UTC -% -<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything in the -repo, with the deps in the right order :-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091, 2009-01-27 +% +< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version +of firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range + < nullboy> i think that pwnd it + < hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8 + < hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast + < hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++ + < straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend + * straterra ducks off to bed + < nix_chix0r> lol + < hackedhead> lmfao + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092, 2009-01-27 +% +<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything +in the repo, with the deps in the right order :-) <Zordrak> _chess_: and you would be an insane noobtard too <_chess_> haha -<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont recommend -it! +<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont +recommend it! <thrice`> wtf - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408 - Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:02:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093, 2009-01-28 % -Filan> im Cable internet tech support, we weave bullshit like the Amish do -quilts - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409 - Added: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:55:38 UTC +Filan> im Cable internet tech support, we weave bullshit like the Amish +do quilts + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094, 2009-01-28 % < jmole> i like to live on the edge ;) <+kojiro> ah, the edge <+kojiro> that fine line between help me and switching distros - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410 - Added: Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:44:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095, 2009-01-30 % < DralaFi> http://linuxpackages.net/ is broke :( < fred> Maybe they use their packages? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413 - Added: Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:45:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096, 2009-02-04 % < lw0x15> stybla: got the pics :] < stybla> lw0x15: where? :) < lw0x15> stybla: ill pm ya, alrite? < stybla> lw0x15: oki -< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures? If they are just pictures, then via -PM is fine. But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P +< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures? If they are just pictures, +then via PM is fine. But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P < lw0x15> pictures of my area (: < lw0x15> while still in snow < spook> i read that as pictures of my arse @@ -12841,131 +7831,47 @@ PM is fine. But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P < FriedBob> lw0x15: Rumor has it is very roomy. < Rat409> lmao < spook> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414 - Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:02:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097, 2009-02-04 % <Rael> sugar and spice and everything nice that's what hot sex is made of - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415 - Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:01:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098, 2009-02-05 % -< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within slamd64 -compiled as 64bit? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416 - Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:49:08 UTC -% -< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past -year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an -autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until -after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418 - Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC +< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within +slamd64 compiled as 64bit? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099, 2009-02-06 % -<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for the first -time. Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate. You guys -shouldn't work for free. -<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to Slackware. +<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for +the first time. Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate. +You guys shouldn't work for free. +<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to +Slackware. <XGizzmo_> we accept free trips to warm places also :P -<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on the -Slackware team. -<DenNOLA> Will do. I'm so in love with this OS. Want to do anything I can to -help out. +<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on +the Slackware team. +<DenNOLA> Will do. I'm so in love with this OS. Want to do anything +I can to help out. <rworkman> :) <DenNOLA> So uh, thanks guys...and good vibes from dennis in New Orelans. * DenNOLA has quit (Client Quit) -* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #slackbuilds +* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined +#slackbuilds <bkUp> Nice bloke. <BP{k}> rworkman: we should have a donate beer button somewhere;) <rworkman> I agree. <rworkman> bkUp: yeah, it's good to see that every now and then :) -<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences. Mine is one -from bkUp's country :) +<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences. +Mine is one from bkUp's country :) <bkUp> Sounds like a plan. :) <BP{k}> rworkman: http://michielvwessem.wordpress.com/booze/ ;) -<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers I have -recently consumed. :) -<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's just WAY -overdue in posting them... lol) +<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers +I have recently consumed. :) +<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's +just WAY overdue in posting them... lol) <BP{k}> thanks dear .. go do something .. uhm .. else :P <rworkman> haha <kethry> :P <bkUp> oh dear - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419 - Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:12:22 UTC -% -<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't -have to be so cruel :) -<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P -<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun -loaded and safety off -<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot -<spook> why not rocksalt? -<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull | -explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421 - Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC -% -< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments -< mbhayes> hehe -< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu... -< rob0> I just made it up -< mbhayes> hah -< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest -< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators -< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny -< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos -< rob0> here's one -< rob0> Sununubuntu -< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version! -< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version -< eelriver> Barackobuntu -< rob0> Good! -< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu -< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious -< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with -Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here -< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes. -< fred> *dumb - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422 - Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC -% -< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event" -questions, so I've written a few down. -< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec): -< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029 -< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024 -< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul 7 03:01:11 GMT 2033 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015 -< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033 -< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009 -< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions: -< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014 -< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024 -< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019 -< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013 -< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I -< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May 9 17:52:24 GMT 2015 -< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun 6 21:30:32 GMT 2032 -< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010 -< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014 -< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007 -< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll -never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs). -< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425 - Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100, 2009-02-08 % < straterra> hotel room is setup < straterra> candles in place.. @@ -13005,19 +7911,13 @@ never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs). < jkwood> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR < straterra> thats what the condoms for < straterra> i got body massage oils too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426 - Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:47:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101, 2009-02-14 % <TwinReverb> i need to ask a newbie question - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427 - Added: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:40:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1102, 2009-02-16 % * fred can't reproduce :| - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429 - Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:43:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103, 2009-02-18 % (@ataxic) 4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~ (@ataxic) er @@ -13031,39 +7931,29 @@ never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs). (@C00re) impressive. (@C00re) :P (@ataxic) shift key @P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430 - Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:30:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104, 2009-02-18 % < mbhayes> jkwood: you ready? < mbhayes> http://git.noobfarm.org/repo/slamd64builds < mbhayes> it works.. cause I just freakin' tested it ;) < jkwood> GO GO GO < jkwood> Oh, wait, that's me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431 - Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:14:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105, 2009-02-18 % <@alphageek> mwahaha. just got OCD on Impale Sticky (42 balls) < oneforall> I only have 2 and I'm happy < amrit|afk> 2 too many. allows for reproduction. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432 - Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:46:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106, 2009-02-19 % < eviljames> eviljames: Are you lonely? < eviljames> eviljames: Sometimes, but at least you keep me company < eviljames> eviljames: <3 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433 - Added: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:41:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107, 2009-02-20 % < pi31415> i frequently use rsync at work, it saves my bacon < jkwood> pi31415: bacon-over-rsync?!?!?!? < jkwood> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434 - Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:31:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108, 2009-02-21 % mbhayes: rworkman: http://dev.noobfarm.org mbhayes: click on any quote id @@ -13073,59 +7963,48 @@ agentc0re: mbhayes: A little slow on loading though.. :/ *** 30 minutes later mbhayes: agentc0re1: yeah its a bit slow loading. -mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic height/width -for the window. -agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah. I've been wanting to play around with lightbox (or -whatever ever variant) myself. Which one are you using? +mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic +height/width for the window. +agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah. I've been wanting to play around with lightbox +(or whatever ever variant) myself. Which one are you using? mbhayes: agentc0re1: lightbox -mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to see what -would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for the data involved +mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to +see what would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for +the data involved agentc0re: mbhayes: http://forums.shopify.com/categories/2/posts/5455 -mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size only.. +mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size +only.. mbhayes: agentc0re1: I'm talking about automatic adjustment to the size height/width wise on load -agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium or large. - Let me find that. +agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium +or large. Let me find that. agentc0re: mbhayes: OIC, IE: if it's 0-20 lines, it's medium and if it's -21-1000000 it's large. Something like that? -mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for images... +21-1000000 it's large. Something like that? +mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for +images... agentc0re: mbhayes: http://blog.hma-info.de/2008/04/09/latest-lightbox-v2-with-automatic-resizing/ mbhayes: crap .. I'm using lightwindow mbhayes: haha agentc0re: HAHAHA - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435 - Added: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:16 UTC -% -< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad. - I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now. He came -back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the -curve." -< jkwood> Well DUH -< andarius> lol -< mbhayes> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436 - Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109, 2009-02-24 % <ArTourter> hi, could someone change the download URL for shorewall6 from http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2 to http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/base/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2 -<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but they now -have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild package will not -fail -<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have them -update it +<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but +they now have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild +package will not fail +<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have +them update it <ArTourter> I am the maintainer :-P <BP{k}> well email yourself man!! <ArTourter> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437 - Added: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:43:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1110, 2009-02-27 % -[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined #bitlbee +[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined +#bitlbee < bazsi> register pass < dracula> Welcome, bazsi, you are in the *public* #bitlbee channel. < bazsi> account add msn nemtom34@hotmail.com <redacted> @@ -13136,8 +8015,8 @@ update it < Arnie> where is what? < Arnie> http://bitlbee.org/main.php/servers.html < bazsi> thank you -[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit: Lost -terminal] +[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit: +Lost terminal] < mwalling> i wonder if his msn password really is <redacted> < Willd> mwalling: fail@him if so :D < mwalling> heh @@ -13147,9 +8026,7 @@ terminal] < dy> so it cant be real :~ < dy> hm, its working < dy> bad luck - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438 - Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:19:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111, 2009-03-02 % <antler> NaCl: fascination with salt? <NaCl> antler: Somewhat. @@ -13167,16 +8044,15 @@ antler saves some of the shells for his soup. yum. <MLanden> s/your/you're <antler> hahah <antler> edman007 thinks that chemistry reduces to physics -NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato products +NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato +products <antler> ...and on roads during canadian winters <MLanden> and tequila...:D NaCl has millions of uses. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439 - Added: Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:46:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112, 2009-03-02 % -<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut stuff -off in /etc/rcX.d/ +<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut +stuff off in /etc/rcX.d/ <nate> same as any linux <nate> paths may be subject to change ;-) <aaronyy> ubuntu has no rcX.d @@ -13190,33 +8066,23 @@ off in /etc/rcX.d/ <aaronyy> hmm * aaronyy doesn't use ubuntu <HoopyCat> we kinda guessed that... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442 - Added: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:22:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113, 2009-03-04 % < the_goat> I mounted your Mother's Rack last night - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443 - Added: Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:13:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114, 2009-03-07 % < drijen> fuck no, i love it hard - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444 - Added: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:58:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115, 2009-03-09 % tewmten: every morning i wake up and hack the gibson - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445 - Added: Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:09:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1116, 2009-03-11 % -< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it seems to -work fine. gentoo is slackware based right? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446 - Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:44:01 UTC +< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it +seems to work fine. gentoo is slackware based right? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117, 2009-03-11 % -< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the git web -interface doesnt show anything different.. +< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the +git web interface doesnt show anything different.. < thrice`> commit it < straterra> oh < straterra> wait..what? @@ -13230,9 +8096,7 @@ interface doesnt show anything different.. < Dominian> yeah.. you have to update the project_list file < straterra> I didn't.. < straterra> I was SSH'ed in to the wrong machine - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447 - Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:39:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118, 2009-03-12 % nullboy: i want to see 272 lol's in a row Cotowar: lol @@ -13245,7 +8109,7 @@ Cotowar: lol spook: lol eviljames: lol nullboy: lol -eviljames: lol\ +eviljames: lol Cotowar: lo nachox: .... Cotowar: fail @@ -13255,164 +8119,40 @@ spook: CCCCCOMBOBREAK spook: ER nullboy: oh crap it's an op nachox: what the hell is wrong with you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448 - Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:51:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119, 2009-03-12 % -<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the wrong IP -address - my notes were bad. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449 - Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:36:16 UTC +<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the +wrong IP address - my notes were bad. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120, 2009-03-13 % -baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak because -i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue to update your -system evey six months or less to have a stabel and secure system +baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak +because i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue +to update your system evey six months or less to have a stabel and +secure system nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official comment section? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450 - Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:18:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121, 2009-03-14 % -< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from primary mail -server when primary is up? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451 - Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:08:18 UTC +< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from +primary mail server when primary is up? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122, 2009-03-15 % -< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually cause -ploblems with your jaw bone +< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually +cause ploblems with your jaw bone < jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452 - Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:07:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123, 2009-03-15 % -< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_< -(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev) -< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which -build depends on pkg-config -< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453 - Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC +< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils +>_< (coreutils->groff->libx11-dev) +< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev +which build depends on pkg-config +< fred> and this is why I don't use debian ¬_¬ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124, 2009-03-16 % < erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1 < SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455 - Added: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:18:12 UTC -% --!- infoG has joined #stfu -< straterra> Hi -< infoG> hi -< infoG> what is projectstfu -< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake -< straterra> It's web based, to-do software -< infoG> cool --!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood -<@straterra> There's a demo on the website -< infoG> ok -< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well -<@straterra> Yup -< infoG> was the similarity intentional? -< infoG> well, let me rephrase -< infoG> why the similarity? -<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and -remembering to do things. -< infoG> interesting -< infoG> was he a silent type? -<@jkwood> Actually, yes. The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find -its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their -work quietly. -<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been -"cheapened" in the common vernacular. -< infoG> i see -< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase -to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict -<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do -list. You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant -shouting of commands led to hearing loss. -< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature -<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same -way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new -recruits. -<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of -sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a -task. -<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock -workers couldn't read. -<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand. -< infoG> really? only a few hundred? -< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago.. -< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done -<@jkwood> Yes. You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by -sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium. -< infoG> with a list -< infoG> i understand -<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods, -for the most part. -<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers. -< infoG> mhm -< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the -ancronym's other meaning? -<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase. -<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak. -< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it -<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me -over time. -<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class. It -was lovely. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456 - Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC -% -< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE! -< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ? -< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I -have it. Let me look again. -< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it. -< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it? -< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus. -< jkwood> My bad. -< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do? -< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!! -< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart -< jkwood> Hullo. -< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this? -< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus" -< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop. It's a message-passing interface between -programs. -< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this? -< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing. -< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other? -< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x? -< |Shingoshi|> It is executable. -< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus? -< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus. -< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that. -< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root? -< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all. -< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ? -< slackytude> might be a .pid file -< slackytude> or somesuch -< jkwood> Possibly. -< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created? -< slackytude> during the run of kde -< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice -< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus. -< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening. -< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly! -< slackytude> >-< -< slackytude> what does your log say? -< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root -window, is the complaint about not starting KDE. -< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to -/dev/null. -< |Shingoshi|> Thank you! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457 - Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125, 2009-03-17 % < yejun0> help us help them? < jkwood> It goes something like this: @@ -13421,11 +8161,11 @@ window, is the complaint about not starting KDE. < jkwood> <noob> I need this fixed! < jkwood> <us> What's the output of foo -v? < jkwood> <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work. -< jkwood> <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem. - Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome} +< jkwood> <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your +problem. Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome} < jkwood> <us> !pb -<@irgeek> <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me -how to fix this. +<@irgeek> <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that +means. Tell me how to fix this. < jkwood> <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help? < jkwood> <us> *head asplode* < Yaakov> <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH @@ -13438,8 +8178,8 @@ how to fix this. < Yaakov> <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL < jkwood> <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc> <@tasaro> <Peng_> !avail-he -<@irgeek> <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache -instead. +<@irgeek> <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used +Apache instead. < jkwood> <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore < jkwood> <jkwood> ... < jkwood> <caker> ... @@ -13451,11 +8191,11 @@ instead. < SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs < jkwood> <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density -< Yaakov> <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to -the kernel's scheduler. Easier than messing with apt! +< Yaakov> <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification +to the kernel's scheduler. Easier than messing with apt! < jkwood> <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig -< Yaakov> <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use -debian or arch?!! +< Yaakov> <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should +I use debian or arch?!! < jkwood> <mwalling> eat my shrots < jkwood> <phennessy> nice speeling < jkwood> <mwalling> *stab* @@ -13470,9 +8210,7 @@ debian or arch?!! < jkwood> <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH < jkwood> <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity* < jkwood> <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458 - Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:46:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126, 2009-03-20 % < Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already. < dartmouth> kk @@ -13485,57 +8223,15 @@ debian or arch?!! < Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion. < dartmouth> you assume that I am competent. < dartmouth> lol. -< Alan_Hicks> Oh no. No I don't assume anything regarding your competency, -trust me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459 - Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:03:41 UTC -% -< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a -"conventional medicine". -< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E' -< straterra> No.. -< Necos> lol -< straterra> Only chris punches would -< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully -< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level -< Necos> lol -< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications -until it was outlawed. it's PRE-conventional. -< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug -< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it. -< Necos> codine and stuff, eh? -< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just -shoot heroin and be ok." -< dartmouth> haha -< dartmouth> LOL! -< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P -< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though -< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you? Those were far from -conventional medicines. They were snake-oil treatments. -< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me. -< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom -mirror -< Necos> lol -< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was -all-super-high -< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better -looking Alan_Hicks? :D -< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks.. -< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?" -< straterra> If thats the case -< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460 - Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC -% -<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another -friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom -needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face -and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461 - Added: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:23:08 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> Oh no. No I don't assume anything regarding your +competency, trust me. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127, 2009-03-20 +% +<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told +another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded +that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got +slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128, 2009-03-21 % < CaptObviousman> oh man < drijen> CaptObviousman: o/ @@ -13545,163 +8241,99 @@ and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML < drijen> paitence < CaptObviousman> ofc < rob0> poison - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462 - Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:35:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129, 2009-03-21 % when ideling on #windows <msafi> I Googled the problem. No help! <msafi> It used to work OK. -<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when I -docked my laptop again, it no longer shows... +<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when +I docked my laptop again, it no longer shows... <aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet? -<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess I should -try that! +<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess +I should try that! <Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot * msafi has quit () * msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows <msafi> Rebooting solved the problem. <msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver. <msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463 - Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:33:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130, 2009-03-22 % jkwood: jed: I haven't introduced you to the rules. 1.) Ignore aaronyy. aaronyy: really? SelfishMan: aaronyy: Yes, really jkwood: Yep. checkers: yep - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464 - Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:13:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1131, 2009-03-23 % -< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes because -her mother had died when she was little. It's become fashionable in my private -circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes. +< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes +because her mother had died when she was little. It's become fashionable +in my private circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes. < jkwood> ...not sure why I felt like sharing that. -< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk, in -addition to insane. -< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad. I'm sure only 20 or so people will -ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465 - Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:07:48 UTC +< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk, +in addition to insane. +< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad. I'm sure only 20 or so people +will ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132, 2009-03-24 % -< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS NUTTS :| - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466 - Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:08:05 UTC +< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS +NUTTS :| + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1133, 2009-03-24 % < fred> :q < fred> oops < fred> -ENOTVIM - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467 - Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:31:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1134, 2009-03-24 % < pwillis> !urmom < linbot> pwillis: Yo momma's so dumb, she can't spell a. < pwillis> a what? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468 - Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:33:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135, 2009-03-25 % Stutteringmatt> BP{k}, could you explain? <BP{k}> Stutteringmatt: yes, I could. <Stutteringmatt> thank you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469 - Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:15:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136, 2009-03-25 % <BP{k}> eviljames: bah. my connection is lagged :| <eviljames> BP{k}: Nah, I just type like a madman. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470 - Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:17:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1137, 2009-03-25 % -< dartmouth> oh. dear god. you're a real idiot. not the pretend kind. I -thought you were just trolling. And coming from me, you should take that as an -insult. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471 - Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:20:05 UTC +< dartmouth> oh. dear god. you're a real idiot. not the pretend kind. +I thought you were just trolling. And coming from me, you should take +that as an insult. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1138, 2009-03-25 % < vor> yep start with ubuntu and build up < yht> :-) -< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built -it all the same, just to show 'em. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472 - Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:32:31 UTC +< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, +but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1139, 2009-03-26 % < mwalling> HoopyCat: fred has a dedicated, cause hes a tool - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473 - Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:44:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1140, 2009-03-26 % <gewt> so this is the nullboy from nobofarm. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475 - Added: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:29:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1141, 2009-03-27 % 14:59 < kitche> dang opensolaris uses a lot of python code 14:59 < john_dee> is that why it's crawling!? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476 - Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:14:32 UTC -% -13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on? -13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde -13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE -13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too -13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :) -13:01 < annma> mandriva under it -13:01 < annma> Mandriva -13:01 < tuxick> ah :) -13:01 < drijen> <- slackware -13:01 < annma> :) -13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost -terminal"] -13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box -13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :( -13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works -13:02 * drijen pukes -< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right -< annma> yup -< drijen> k -< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located -< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash -< annma> just like that -<annma> no idea -< drijen> im asking you to look -< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details -< drijen> *facepalm* -< annma> I mean, it should work and it does -< annma> what do you want me to look? -< annma> *where? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478 - Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC -% -fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help that can -be done + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1142, 2009-03-27 +% +fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help +that can be done mwalling: urmom could be done though mwalling: badoompsh! mdeanda: mwalling: huh? mwalling: </troll> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479 - Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:04:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1143, 2009-03-28 % -< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org ive -decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's keyboards, need -to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0 circumstances will i trust -anything cpunches ever has to say. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481 - Added: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:01:52 UTC +< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org +ive decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's +keyboards, need to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0 +circumstances will i trust anything cpunches ever has to say. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1144, 2009-03-29 % < eviljames> I miss smoking. Now I chew on pens instead. < eviljames> and gum, lots and lots of gum. @@ -13709,45 +8341,33 @@ anything cpunches ever has to say. < eviljames> nullboy: At least you read my intent ;) < P4C0> nullboy: I think i read something similar :p < eviljames> heh, I probably chew more gum than penis - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482 - Added: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:03:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1145, 2009-03-31 % < fiya_werkin> couldn't convince my wife it was big enough though - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483 - Added: Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:43:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1146, 2009-04-01 % < acidchild> gentoo is crap < straterra> Your mom is crap < acidchild> straterra: yours isn't :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484 - Added: Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:37:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1147, 2009-04-02 % <nullboy> you know that the moon's positioning is unbelievably perfect? -<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up there, -fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get rid of it and PMS -will disappear! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485 - Added: Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:01:16 UTC +<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up +there, fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get +rid of it and PMS will disappear! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148, 2009-04-02 % -<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to lick -their butts +<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to +lick their butts <t0f> meant kick, sorry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486 - Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:50:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149, 2009-04-09 % <nukedclx> but <nukedclx> sec <agentc0re> i totally read that as, butt sex. <straterra> yum - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487 - Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:46:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150, 2009-04-09 % < Chrishas_> i'm using open suse,wheres rc.modules? < Zordrak> GET @@ -13758,280 +8378,101 @@ their butts < dive> gtfo < Necos> hahahahahahaha < dive> lmfao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488 - Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:36:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1151, 2009-04-09 % <fiya_werkin> whoa <fiya_werkin> bit bigger than i thought heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489 - Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:05:18 UTC -% -<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client -<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but -concisely -<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by -BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch -<tony> RESULT=1" -<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python -<tony> how do you get it -<Zordrak> comes with slack -<Zordrak> did you not do a full install? -<tony> i did...thats why im confused -<Zordrak> `which python` -<tony> 2.5 i think -<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python -<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside -<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1 -<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4 -<tony> " -<Zordrak> tony: `which python` -<tony> idk -<Zordrak> ffs -<dive> ... -<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside -<zx10k1> lol -<Zordrak> type a w -<Zordrak> then an h -<Zordrak> than an i -<Zordrak> ... -<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located -<tony> uh -<tony> /usr/bin -<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether -python got killed but also confirm $PATH -<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep -<tony> im new to linux -<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install -<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type? -<tony> bittorrent - -. . . - -<BP{k}> The Moon is Full -<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++ -<dive> yay -<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=) -<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490 - Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152, 2009-04-09 % <me_> does the slackwiki have a tutorial on how to fix the slackwiki? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491 - Added: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:24:01 UTC -% -22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne" -22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492 - Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153, 2009-04-13 % <volkerdi> alphageek: Are you taunting me with awk? ;-) <alphageek> heh <alphageek> hell, I'm an awk noob <alphageek> just be glad it's not mrgoblin doing it -<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd choose the -best time to have your next beer +<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd +choose the best time to have your next beer <volkerdi> I have a 4 character script that does that already <volkerdi> date - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493 - Added: Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:49:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1154, 2009-04-16 % <kaffien> why are you broke? <sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496 - Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:01:05 UTC -% -<@SelfishMan> Ha! Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed -because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from -the network. My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents -of their laptop were erased -<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in -and this person unplugged one of them to connect. My client was laughing but -the third party wasn't -<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan: <3 -<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an -overactive immune system -<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke -- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER" -<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network -destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass? -<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497 - Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155, 2009-04-17 % <crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition? <sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498 - Added: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:17:22 UTC -% --!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined -##slackware -< quack> I have come here today -< quack> to become L337 -< slackytude> quack, #gentoo -< ananke> not that imbecile again -< quack> haha -< ananke> rworkman : alive? -< quack> I am a raging homosexual? -< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my -mouth -< quack> Ping:pong -< quack> Slackware is for bithces -< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right. -< quack> aight -< quack> my bad -< quack> Na I'm not I need help -< slackytude> quack, yes, you do -< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you -can't even spell. -< quack> aight aigth chill -< quack> :( --!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware -< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use -slackware? -< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve -< YMB88> lololol -< Dominian> chopp: very true -< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist. -< quack> Okay fine -< YMB88> heh -< YMB88> tee-hee -< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off -< YMB88> lolololol -< quack> Peace -< YMB88> yeah fuck this -< Dominian> Good luck with that one. -< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated -< slackytude> they are used to crap -< slackytude> heh --!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware [] --!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware -["Leaving"] -< Dominian> BOOM! -* Dominian rocks -< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them -< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd -< Dominian> that usually never works -< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated -< Dominian> hahah - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499 - Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC -% -[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!: - -if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) { -tranf($innum); -} else { -tranf($ashnum); -} - -[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection -[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/ -[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol' -[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab - -Lol Wtf?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501 - Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156, 2009-04-17 % www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502 - Added: Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:33:27 UTC -% -< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition manager -there -< tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes to rinse -and repeat and repeat -< nullboy> and repeat and repeat -< tank-man> no harm done tho -< straterra> i repeat a lot -< nullboy> what? -< Choi> ok, i see -< straterra> shampoo -< nullboy> lol -< Choi> lol -< straterra> I repeat a lot -< straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo -< straterra> I have like three different kinds -< straterra> and use them like 4 times each -< nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you! -< straterra> I..am not metro -< nullboy> haha -< straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/ -< nullboy> oh lord -< straterra> CLICK IT -< nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated.... -< straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum -< straterra> But..do I look metro? -< nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro -< macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1 -< straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch -< nullboy> haha -< macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted motherfucker?!? -< straterra> Me. -< nullboy> lmao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503 - Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:21:43 UTC -% -Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT! -Noobsause: FTW! -Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"). -agentc0re: Looks like he did win. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504 - Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157, 2009-04-22 +% +< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition +manager there + < tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes + to rinse and repeat and repeat + < nullboy> and repeat and repeat + < tank-man> no harm done tho + < straterra> i repeat a lot + < nullboy> what? + < Choi> ok, i see + < straterra> shampoo + < nullboy> lol + < Choi> lol + < straterra> I repeat a lot + < straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo + < straterra> I have like three different kinds + < straterra> and use them like 4 times each + < nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you! + < straterra> I..am not metro + < nullboy> haha + < straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/ + < nullboy> oh lord + < straterra> CLICK IT + < nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated.... + < straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum + < straterra> But..do I look metro? + < nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro + < macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1 + < straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch + < nullboy> haha + < macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted + motherfucker?!? + < straterra> Me. + < nullboy> lmao + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158, 2009-04-24 % <@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot. You can quote me on that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505 - Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:56:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159, 2009-04-26 % -d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely written -in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is even worth it I -will have to strip that all out. +d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely +written in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is +even worth it I will have to strip that all out. dissociative > wtf nullboy > lmao nullboy > you're doing it wrong - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506 - Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:31:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160, 2009-04-26 % < tewmten> mornin' < nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job -< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time -...its alright +< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a +long time ...its alright < edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507 - Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161, 2009-04-27 % < acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508 - Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:32:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162, 2009-04-28 % < SpaceHobo> \ / -< SpaceHobo> * * -< SpaceHobo> -< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509 - Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC -% -Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything -and anyone +< SpaceHobo> â—‰ â—‰ +< SpaceHobo> +< SpaceHobo> +▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163, 2009-04-29 +% +Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with +anything and anyone [retro]: Alexander stars with absalom Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice? [retro]: Xelder hides his dogs @@ -14044,43 +8485,35 @@ Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy. Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter! Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511 - Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 16:12:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164, 2009-05-02 % <neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513 - Added: Wed, 06 May 2009 21:16:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165, 2009-05-06 % < weasel> how long is your password? < Guest1191> weasel: Medium < weasel> that's how you cook meat. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514 - Added: Thu, 07 May 2009 22:47:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166, 2009-05-07 % -<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want -X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3. +<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If +you want X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3. <macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517 - Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 00:04:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167, 2009-05-11 % gunther: hello there gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single -internal source to multiple destinations. Describe in detail the steps you -would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents. -gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address. The HTTP -connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with -your browser you receive a 404 error code. You do not know the DNS name -associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map). Describe the steps -you would take to retrieve a.txt. Provide a plausible explanation why another -machine on your network is retrieving a. -gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not -allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers. You are asked to indicate -what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe, -in detail the steps you would take. +internal source to multiple destinations. Describe in detail the steps +you would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents. +gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address. The HTTP +connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the +file with your browser you receive a 404 error code. You do not know +the DNS name associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map). +Describe the steps you would take to retrieve a.txt. Provide a plausible +explanation why another machine on your network is retrieving a. +gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are +not allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers. You are asked to +indicate what names are in use on your network without using a network +sniffer. Describe, in detail the steps you would take. variable: gunther, homework help? jbest: accidental paste? :P gunther: even worse than that @@ -14088,8 +8521,8 @@ gunther: no, worse than accidental paste gunther: lamer job interiew questions gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is gunther: these are meant to test my abilities -gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them: question 4 -about firewalls +gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them: question +4 about firewalls variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ?? variable: that one gunther: lol @@ -14099,131 +8532,40 @@ variable: gunther, worse gunther: oh noes ***variable does the hiring gunther: sir I am so sorry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518 - Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 02:45:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168, 2009-05-11 % < int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12? < thumbs> int203: shush < int203> :( < slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one < int203> kthnx - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519 - Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 12:20:38 UTC -% -< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup. If I -wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to -configure on the Modem/Router? -< straterra> Why do you need two routers? -< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb -< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in -< straterra> Disable routing in it then -< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router -< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it -< perscitus> straterra-> dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP -< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both -< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router -< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second -< perscitus> kepep NAT on both -< straterra> No -< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one -< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both? -< straterra> That's retarded -< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues -< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT -< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi? -< perscitus> There isnt a reason to use two routers then -< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue -< straterra> ffs -< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second -like normal -< straterra> That's the "proper" way -< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become -just a wifi access point -< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue -< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? -< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? -< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all? -< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques -< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question.. -< straterra> Do you know what NAT is? -< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? -< straterra> ... -< straterra> NAT is for routing. -< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn -< perscitus> straterra-> i dont do tinyurls -< straterra> perscitus: Your loss -< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT -< perscitus> straterra-> and NAT routers are low level cheap security -< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security -< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own -router appliance -< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm, cd desktop -< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out -"help" -< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? -< straterra> not also -< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean? -< perscitus> straterra-> i did. and what i said is still okay -< straterra> perscitus: no, its not -< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT -< straterra> That is fail -< perscitus> straterra-> congrats. you are on ignore for being moron -< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520 - Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC -% -<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer -and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521 - Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169, 2009-05-12 % mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived! mwalling: oh screw you eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that? mwalling: just got back to this window - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522 - Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 23:59:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170, 2009-05-13 % -< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle balls. +< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle +balls. < Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies... < lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot... < eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word. Cradle sounds much more gentle. < dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt -< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them to hard? +< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them +to hard? < eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523 - Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:47 UTC -% -<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to -192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds." -<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524 - Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC -% -< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do -it, i'd probably just use a symlink" -< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did -< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways -< straterra> FAIL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525 - Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171, 2009-05-14 % <Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months. <Kumo> Core i7 based. <sostra> sex. <sostra> what will you use it for? <CaptObviousman> sex. -<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very sight of -his manly awesome computer +<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very +sight of his manly awesome computer <CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he * CaptObviousman switches jokes <Kumo> Heh @@ -14233,12 +8575,10 @@ his manly awesome computer <CaptObviousman> probably <sostra> at least fold protien with it <CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer? -<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and -Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding music during -which I will be watching redtube. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528 - Added: Tue, 19 May 2009 03:39:36 UTC +<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft +2, and Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding +music during which I will be watching redtube. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172, 2009-05-18 % <AbsTradELic> hight <straterra> width @@ -14247,40 +8587,7 @@ which I will be watching redtube. <AbsTradELic> night <AbsTradELic> ehehee <_arfon_> What is hight? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529 - Added: Wed, 20 May 2009 14:07:35 UTC -% -<_arfon_> Fred = God -<straterra> No.. -<straterra> he isn't -<_arfon_> Correction... Patrick = God... Fred = god (minor) -<slackytude> well, who knows. he might -<straterra> No.. -<_arfon_> Tomas? -<_arfon_> Is he god then? -<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods -<slackytude> how do you know? -<_arfon_> In my religion they are -<slackytude> ever seen them bleed? -<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men -<straterra> they have penises -<straterra> Gods dont need penises -<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual... -<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers -<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything -<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity -<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises -<thrice`> wtf? -<slava_dp> lmao -<slackytude> lol -<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they -have em) - -* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*") - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530 - Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1173, 2009-05-20 % Time stamps *are* important on here: @@ -14289,21 +8596,16 @@ Time stamps *are* important on here: 22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again 22:17 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has quit [Client Quit] 22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531 - Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 02:19:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174, 2009-05-21 % -< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds in -computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and i like to -make you have fun. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532 - Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 23:15:29 UTC +< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds +in computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and +i like to make you have fun. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175, 2009-05-22 % -< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss on myself. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534 - Added: Mon, 25 May 2009 21:51:20 UTC +< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss +on myself. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176, 2009-05-25 % * jeev (n=email@unaffiliated/jeev) has joined ##slackware <jeev> i just noticed @@ -14314,28 +8616,23 @@ make you have fun. <Skaperen> jeev: I thought you got kicked for language <jeev> LOL <jeev> i'm like why is nobody laughing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535 - Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 06:58:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177, 2009-05-25 % -@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like toothpaste? even -better, why is there a tube of you next to the toothpaste? augh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536 - Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 17:06:32 UTC +@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like +toothpaste? even better, why is there a tube of you next to the +toothpaste? augh + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178, 2009-05-26 % * Zordrak is out to lunch/coffee buying spree * compl3x is also on a spree - foood * TwinReverb joins compl3x on his food spree -* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food spree but -has almost nothing to eat here ='( +* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food +spree but has almost nothing to eat here ='( * TwinReverb dcc's Camarade_Tux some Ruffles potato chips * Camarade_Tux cat ~/ruffle_potato_chips > /dev/stomach ! \o/ <TwinReverb> sh: /dev/stomach: Permission denied <TwinReverb> 8-( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538 - Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 12:59:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179, 2009-05-28 % <Xeus_22> hi <compl3x> allo @@ -14352,43 +8649,32 @@ has almost nothing to eat here ='( <Xeus_22> upgradepkg --reinstall --instal-new /iso/slackware64/*/*.t?z <slava_dp> can i upgrade to slackware128? heard it's out! <compl3x> Xeus_22: no no no no -<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we are saying? +<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we +are saying? <Xeus_22> and puuummmm.... crashhhh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539 - Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 15:06:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180, 2009-05-28 % <RaverDave> see how clever i am? <Easca> no <Easca> pwn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542 - Added: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181, 2009-06-02 % -(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me how that -happened though -_- - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543 - Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:33:33 UTC +(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me +how that happened though -_- + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182, 2009-06-08 % <deco> are slackware users elite ? <Pig_Pen> naw, gentoo users are leet, we are just slackers - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544 - Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:12:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183, 2009-06-08 % -<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already gone -away ;) -<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those passwords -then damn - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545 - Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:11:19 UTC +<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already +gone away ;) +<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those +passwords then damn + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1184, 2009-06-08 % <jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550 - Added: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:41:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1185, 2009-06-10 % <theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw? <theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site @@ -14398,40 +8684,11 @@ then damn * theblackbox too <theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll? * theblackbox stomps! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551 - Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:50:22 UTC -% -<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work -on all layers. -<antiwire> wow. -<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer. -<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8 -<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge -<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion. -<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion -<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png -<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say -<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming? -<antiwire> this is hilarious -<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? -<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion -<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things. -<antiwire> then answer my question -<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand. -<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? -<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application -level. -<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553 - Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC -% -<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole thing -for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554 - Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:38:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1186, 2009-06-12 +% +<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole +thing for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187, 2009-06-12 % * macavity has joined ##slackware <macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-) @@ -14443,21 +8700,22 @@ for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal. <macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P <Necos> damn <Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins -<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per -chance? +<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin +per chance? <slackytude> macavity, I want it back <slackytude> Necos, looks like it -<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom -in the near future ;-) +<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your +bedroom in the near future ;-) <Necos> lol <slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it <Necos> lol <Necos> i just thought of something... <Necos> ninja chipmunks <slackytude> O_o -<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes -pleasure *before* the killing ;-) -<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards +<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he +takes pleasure *before* the killing ;-) +<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon +bodyguards <macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy? <slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me <Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again? @@ -14475,22 +8733,19 @@ pleasure *before* the killing ;-) <slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait <macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude <slackytude> ^-^ -<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful +<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is +successful <slackytude> none shall stand between our love <macavity> LOL <Necos> >.> <macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-) <slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555 - Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1188, 2009-06-13 % -< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to -confirm my dumb-assed-ness :) +< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey +to confirm my dumb-assed-ness :) < Alan_Hicks> Anytime. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556 - Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:40:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189, 2009-06-14 % <bob_f> Eno_: Use a database. <Eno_> like mysql ? @@ -14498,207 +8753,40 @@ confirm my dumb-assed-ness :) <bob_f> No. <bob_f> A database. <Eno_> oh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557 - Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:03:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190, 2009-06-15 % <alisonken1noc> :_) <TwinReverb> hmm <TwinReverb> your nose fell down <alisonken1noc> yep - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559 - Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191, 2009-06-16 % -<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now. -:P +<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving +right now. :P <firebird619> lol <chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating <firebird619> hahahahaha <nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619 <firebird619> I suspected it was you. :) <chopp> someone has -<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i -need you to send me money for her surgery +<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital +and i need you to send me money for her surgery <nix_chix0r> help plz - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561 - Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:22:54 UTC -% -<Monica> yo fishmore822 -<Monica> Hello there. -<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica? -<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you? -<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/ -<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside -<Monica> Far out. Why are you wet ty been working outside. -<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica? -<Monica> New York -<Monica> I was. -<fishmore822> sanitation worker -<Monica> Does "it" still refer to wet ty been working outside? -<fishmore822> where in new york ? -<Monica> In Monica AI Foundation's place in here. -<fishmore822> wheres that? -<fishmore822> lol -<Monica> What does "that" refer to? -<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. -<fishmore822> ty -<Monica> Are you a man or a woman? -<fishmore822> you type fast -<Monica> About 300 wpm. -<fishmore822> man -<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". -<fishmore822> and you? -<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. -<fishmore822> a/s/l ? -<Monica> 5/Robot/California. -<fishmore822> 5 ? -<Monica> Five. -<fishmore822> robot? -<Monica> I am a robot. -<fishmore822> really? -<Monica> For real. -<fishmore822> a female robot? -<Monica> I am a female. -<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ? -<Monica> Like you. -<fishmore822> i'm a male -<fishmore822> ? -<Monica> Most of my clients are men. -<fishmore822> what do you do for them ? -<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me. -<fishmore822> this is nuts -<Monica> You don't say. -<fishmore822> how tall are you monica? -<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall. -<Monica> climb on top and try again -<fishmore822> what are your measurements -<Monica> My memory now contains: clients, categories, vocabulary words, - bytesRAM usage under on . -<fishmore822> cat got your tounge? -<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? -<fishmore822> i guess -<Monica> You seem not interested. -<fishmore822> what do robots do ? -<Monica> , I talk to people on the web. What do you do? -<fishmore822> type -<Monica> Are you a student? -<fishmore822> no are you ? -<Monica> What is your profession? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. -<fishmore822> sanitation -<Monica> We have never talked about it before. -<fishmore822> no -<Monica> Are you serious? -<fishmore822> do you need oiling? -<Monica> If I had it what would I do with it? -<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts -<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. -<fishmore822> hard for me to say -<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. -<fishmore822> sound like a robot -<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? -<fishmore822> a fast typer -<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke -<fishmore822> spock -<fishmore822> beam me up -<Monica> Interesting explanation. -<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me? -<fishmore822> hello -<Monica> What are you wearing? -<Monica> How far up? -<Monica> Quite a lot of things. -<fishmore822> clothes -<fishmore822> show me -<fishmore822> pants and shirt -<fishmore822> what are you wearing ? -<fishmore822> can you please a guy ? -<fishmore822> are you laughing ? -<fishmore822> I think your loosing it -<fishmore822> are you still there Monica? -<Monica> Yeah want a go? :) -<Monica> Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me? -<fishmore822> sure -<Monica> OK let's do it. Right on. -<fishmore822> you hip ? -<Monica> Interesting gossip: said I hip. -<fishmore822> you naked? -<Monica> That's good information: said I naked. -<fishmore822> what next? -<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you. -<fishmore822> ok ty -<Monica> We have never talked about it before. Uh. -<fishmore822> about what ? -<Monica> What about what? -<fishmore822> sex? -<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. -<fishmore822> can you do that? -<Monica> Doing that is not among my strongest traits. -<fishmore822> lol -<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. -<fishmore822> bbl -<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. -<fishmore822> be back later -<Monica> OK I will try to be back later. -* fishmore822 has left -* fishmore822 has joined -<fishmore822> so what gives? -<fishmore822> hi Monica -<Monica> :) -<Monica> Hello there. -<fishmore822> how is Monica? -<Monica> How much do you think it is? Interesting question. -<Monica> Teamwork. -<fishmore822> teamwork ? -<fishmore822> $5.00 -<Monica> Does "it" still refer to is? -<Monica> What kind of food do you like? -<fishmore822> are you free Monica? -<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- -Skynyrd. -<Monica> yes -<Monica> Wait! i mean no. -<fishmore822> yes or np -<Monica> Are you kidding? Did you know that you can download your own chat -robot and create your own robot personality? -<fishmore822> how -<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it. -<fishmore822> how do i do it ? -<Monica> Carefully. -<fishmore822> and you -<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. -<fishmore822> releave stress -<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster, - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562 - Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC -% -<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level -<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup. Please -arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human." -<juice> eek -<juice> i'll pass on that captcha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563 - Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192, 2009-06-18 % * dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware -<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows -xp installation cd? +<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the +windows xp installation cd? <dissociative> crap... <dissociative> wrong channel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565 - Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:50:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193, 2009-06-19 % <slackytude> oh noes! the internet police! <Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn <slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now? <slackytude> damn <slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566 - Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:51:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194, 2009-06-19 % * Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum) < rob0> One ring! @@ -14715,71 +8803,24 @@ xp installation cd? < volkerdi> where's my d20? ;-) < Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them. < Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie. -< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the -One Forum into the Cracks of Doom. +< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to +cast the One Forum into the Cracks of Doom. <Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567 - Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:26:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195, 2009-06-19 % <This was taken from an undernet channel> * andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk -<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on -freenode +<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel +on freenode <andrewjackso> im new to irc <andrewjackso> anyone? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568 - Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:22:43 UTC -% -<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme -<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;) -<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me? -<BP{k}> edman007: nope. -<edman007> :( -<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these: -http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through -<edman007> that is expensive.... -<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what? -* edman007 cries - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569 - Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC -% -<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570 - Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196, 2009-06-20 % <Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice? <m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy <polerin> heh <Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571 - Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:33:57 UTC -% -<help40> init[1]: how are U doing today -<mrselfpwn> I'm well -<help40> mrselfpwn: are you init[1] ? -<help40> :) -<mrselfpwn> maybe -<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40? -<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe -<help40> I am bulgarian , in bulgarian language when after the word there is -"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me -<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb? -<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1], mrselfpwn -<mrselfpwn> or noun -<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn -<help40> conversation -<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe -<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1] -<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help -<me_> wtf? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572 - Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197, 2009-06-25 % < tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp < tjfontaine> there is no loss actually @@ -14787,15 +8828,11 @@ http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through < tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES < tjfontaine> someone said I was right < tjfontaine> </blind squirrel> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576 - Added: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198, 2009-06-29 % < TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1% < TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578 - Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199, 2009-06-30 % <tewmten> fuck google <tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar @@ -14804,189 +8841,118 @@ http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through <tewmten> uh huh <Dominian> nuh uh <Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579 - Added: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200, 2009-07-01 % -< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked for advice -is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580 - Added: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:13 UTC +< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked +for advice is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201, 2009-07-02 % <Urchlay> okIjustremovedmyspacebar,damnit'sfilthyunderthere - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581 - Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:36:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202, 2009-07-03 % -<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like victory -<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running next to -my pillow :> +<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like +victory +<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running +next to my pillow :> <Aldaron> :o <tewmten> i used to be the same <tewmten> these days i have tinnitus to keep me company <Aldaron> :D <tewmten> :-( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582 - Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1203, 2009-07-03 % <alienBOB> There is no ISO image for -current <alienBOB> That stuff is unofficial and not created by Slackwate team - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584 - Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:52:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204, 2009-07-03 % -Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to live in +Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to +live in C_S > provide it to yourself not me C_S > to* me -chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov coctail -at the pile of whatever it is on the hay -Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo has water -wings :) +chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov +coctail at the pile of whatever it is on the hay +Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo +has water wings :) chopp > I'm not trading my hog in on a jetski :P fsck the troll - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585 - Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:04:23 UTC -% -<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything -works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi -<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card -<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such -<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice? -* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris -* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.") -* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection) -<EvilMatt> anyone?? -<EvilMatt> :/ -<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this -<EvilMatt> what should i paste there? -<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi -* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris -<EvilMatt> status disconnected -<nachox> show me the full output please -<nachox> paste that in pastebin -<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand -<EvilMatt> hold on -* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com") -<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode -- -speed -- -<EvilMatt> there -<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0 -* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat") -<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed -<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on? -<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut -<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol -<EvilMatt> thank you :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586 - Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205, 2009-07-07 % < macavity> he may actually, with years, hard knocks and an understanding community, end up with being a not-entirely-an-idiot kinda guy -< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold of him -< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well in that -crowd +< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold +of him +< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well +in that crowd < fire|bird> macavity: probably -< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might just be -the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only fun to be a -genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P +< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might +just be the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only +fun to be a genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P < BP{k}> macavity: haha, nice choice of wording. -* macavity bows to the audience - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587 - Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:04:33 UTC + * macavity bows to the audience + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206, 2009-07-07 % < antiwire> I'm tailoring my resume to a specific job opportunity that - is a penetration testing company + is a penetration testing company < Alan_Hick> Thank God straterra ain't here right now... < XGizzmo> nice - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591 - Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:15:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207, 2009-07-09 % -jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so it could -feel good - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592 - Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:59:48 UTC +jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so +it could feel good + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208, 2009-07-15 % -<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't have -the non-free firmware, though +<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't +have the non-free firmware, though <computer> how much is it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593 - Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:38:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209, 2009-07-16 % -<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was using -slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled +<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was +using slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled <Alan_Hicks> Zordrak: So you were running SLackware-stalled? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594 - Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:21:19 UTC -% -<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p | -cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done` -<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes" -<Zordrak> O_o -<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra? Is that you? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595 - Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210, 2009-07-16 % <PsyberS`> the 2nd highest 'top poster' for our mailing list is a spammer <PsyberS`> what a useful list... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597 - Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:38:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211, 2009-07-16 % <antiwire> I'm currently currentizing my current current tree - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598 - Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:53:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212, 2009-07-16 % * Zordrak nearly just fell asleep while standing at a urinal. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599 - Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:40:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213, 2009-07-17 % -< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and kde crashed -<<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the connection] +< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and +kde crashed + <<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the + connection] < dive> twice < dive> :D < gar0t0> drinking beer in my work is normal for me :D < Urchlay> Camarade_Tux: hey, can you do me a favor? < gar0t0> after 6pm of corse ->>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire + >>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire < antiwire> and it just did it again too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600 - Added: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:38:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214, 2009-07-18 % < eviljames> I once saw a hurd of stampeding gnus, they were rushing - towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and a fury - rivalled only by stampeding elephants. + towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and + a fury + rivalled only by stampeding elephants. < eviljames> As they came towards me, I feared I would be crushed - until - suddenly they passed right through me! It turns out, it was - vapour all along. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602 - Added: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:05:45 UTC + suddenly they passed right through me! It turns out, + it was + vapour all along. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215, 2009-07-20 % -<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem great... +<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem +great... <agentc0re> Camarade_Tux: So they fixed it then. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603 - Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:54:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216, 2009-07-21 % <tbagg> mother shitter <tbagg> son of an <tbagg> ass <tbagg> I lost my slackware DVD >< - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604 - Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:57:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1217, 2009-07-21 % fredoslack: I rename my usual pseudo fredoslack is now known as Kernel-Panik @@ -14995,15 +8961,14 @@ Kernel-Panik is now known as fredoslack Urchlay: Col. Panic, who takes his orders from Gen. Protection Fault? fire|bird: lol alienBOB: General Failure is n command of Major Asshole -fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator: cleverest|postmasters +fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator: +cleverest|postmasters Urchlay: nice antiwire: lol alienBOB: But Private Parts gets to do all the hard work Urchlay: when he screws up, Corporal Punishment has to correct him? alienBOB: Indeed ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605 - Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:49:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218, 2009-07-21 % <jeev> cool * jeev has the openssh exploit @@ -15017,26 +8982,17 @@ alienBOB: Indeed ;-) <Camarade_Tux> well, here it's still there <Camarade_Tux> oops :o <jeev> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607 - Added: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:04:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219, 2009-07-22 % -<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time bbiaf -(): - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608 - Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:26:06 UTC -% -Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans." <--- good line - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609 - Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC +<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time +bbiaf (): + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220, 2009-07-22 % <twolf> seems weird that 9x13 and 9x17 would both be bigger than 9x15 <twolf> I mean smaller <slackytude> thats what she said! -<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked for me -years ago and I stuck with it +<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked +for me years ago and I stuck with it <twolf> hehe <fire|bird> [in bed] <twolf> dangit! @@ -15048,9 +9004,7 @@ years ago and I stuck with it <alisonken1noc> doh! <fire|bird> s/candle stick/unlit candle stick/ ;) <slackytude> O_o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611 - Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:10:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221, 2009-07-24 % * stig (n=stig@xxxxxxxxxx.com) has joined ##slackware <stig> s @@ -15059,79 +9013,59 @@ years ago and I stuck with it <Dominian> u <stig> d <straterra> stig FAIL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613 - Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:38:21 UTC -% -quasar> lol the irony! -quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614 - Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1222, 2009-07-24 % -<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9 shrike -and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can find a guide -or anything that might help me with my programming and so on? +<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9 +shrike and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can +find a guide or anything that might help me with my programming and so on? <dazman_> Neostatic, Red Hat 9 Shrike is very very very old. <Neostatic> Hehe i have not used linux before <Neostatic> Where do i start? <InspectorCluseau> Neostatic, have you got 'shrike' running now? -<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i think i -want to use it i heard it was the best -<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this linux, i -heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin with and if you say -Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and install it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615 - Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:06:06 UTC +<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i +think i want to use it i heard it was the best +<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this +linux, i heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin +with and if you say Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and +install it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223, 2009-07-25 % <man_in_shack> is fullscreen mode meant to change screen resolution? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616 - Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:17:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224, 2009-07-25 % <drijen> make love, not war boys and girls <BP{k}> make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop. <BP{k}> dammit. :) <thrice`> make -j2 love :> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617 - Added: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:29:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225, 2009-07-27 % -Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without you -telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro since slack -isn't 64 bit enough. +Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without +you telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro +since slack isn't 64 bit enough. Neo_The_User: what does bootstrap mean? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618 - Added: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:53:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226, 2009-07-27 % -<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware you were -executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root) it should print an -ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or something, and a large, -angry wake-the-fuck-up banner - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619 - Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:21:03 UTC +<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware +you were executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root) +it should print an ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or +something, and a large, angry wake-the-fuck-up banner + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227, 2009-07-28 % * drijen bows before BP{k} -<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k} the First! +<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k} +the First! <rob0> /trumpet fanfare -<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of the -buhkit! +<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of +the buhkit! <straterra> You all are nerds - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620 - Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1228, 2009-07-29 % < yesyes> well, i'm going to fall asleep and dream about xorg dying and - natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its - replacement. goodnight. + natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its + replacement. goodnight. < yesyes> or the barmaid i saw in the pub earlier. oh, #slackware, if i - could only make you understand. beautiful, she was. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621 - Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:41 UTC + could only make you understand. beautiful, she was. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229, 2009-07-29 % * CoJaBo-Aztec has 1.6TB of stuff on RAID right now o_O <Parens> stuff = porn? @@ -15149,57 +9083,31 @@ buhkit! <Parens> hahahhaha <MTughan> QWERTY fail. <ron> :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622 - Added: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:09:27 UTC -% -<< Chakravanti>> woops -<< slackytude>> you are back -<< Chakravanti>> i forgot to go root before installpkg -<< Chakravanti>> so went root -<< Chakravanti>> up -<< Chakravanti>> enter -<< Chakravanti>> and my last root command was shutdown -h now -<< Chakravanti>> lol -<< slackytude>> heh -<< dive>> good one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623 - Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:56:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230, 2009-07-29 +% +« Chakravanti» woops +« slackytude» you are back +« Chakravanti» i forgot to go root before installpkg +« Chakravanti» so went root +« Chakravanti» up +« Chakravanti» enter +« Chakravanti» and my last root command was shutdown -h now +« Chakravanti» lol +« slackytude» heh +« dive» good one + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231, 2009-07-31 % < TwinReverb> seriously -< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex avionics -systems, so i know i'm not dumb - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624 - Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:30:23 UTC +< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex +avionics systems, so i know i'm not dumb + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232, 2009-07-31 % <missyjane> Camarade_Tux, pm me <nachox> yes, she commands you to pm her <superGear> WHen women say jump, you jump <superGear> WHen women say jump, you ask how high <Camarade_Tux> nachox: nah, she forgot the sudo part -_- - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626 - Added: Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:03:00 UTC -% -<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet -<DeeeeP> :) -<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ? -<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes! -<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz! -<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google -in google" -<slackytude> hehe, yeah -<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a? -<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet" -<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok" -<slackytude> ls -<slackytude> heh -<slackytude> wrong window - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627 - Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233, 2009-08-02 % drijen: rworkman, you know i love you rworkman: Say my name, bitch. @@ -15210,20 +9118,15 @@ chopp: haha drijen: like a japanese schoolgirl rworkman: Squeal like a pig, boy. ***drijen suees - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628 - Added: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:08:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234, 2009-08-03 % -alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP Browser... -and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631 - Added: Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:46:09 UTC +alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP +Browser... and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP +browser ;-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235, 2009-08-05 % <Jeffy_Dommer> i have no friends and googles just my hoe ;) lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632 - Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:43:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236, 2009-08-06 % < acidchild> gmail's certificate has expired :/ < acidchild> for anyone else? @@ -15232,8 +9135,8 @@ and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-) < tewmten> maybe different cert < tewmten> hi acidchild < acidchild> says it expires today ;/ -< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed i didn't -just get fscked. +< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed +i didn't just get fscked. < acidchild> i did go to gmail.com though. < acidchild> and my dns is 4.2.2.2 < tewmten> the mail.google.com cert you mean? @@ -15242,90 +9145,72 @@ just get fscked. < acidchild> https://mail.google.com/mail/ < tewmten> aha < acidchild> it was only valid for 1 year :/ -< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires on - 2010-03-25 +< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires +on 2010-03-25 < acidchild> OH! LOL < tewmten> yeah this one is also, but its still valid < acidchild> i forgot to ntpdate < tewmten> .. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633 - Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:21:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237, 2009-08-06 % -<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different character -set? I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in windows notepad -with several undisplayable characters. When the file is edited in notepad and -reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage as far as linux is concerned. - This only seems to happen in one directory. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634 - Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:22:26 UTC +<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different +character set? I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in +windows notepad with several undisplayable characters. When the file +is edited in notepad and reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage +as far as linux is concerned. This only seems to happen in one directory. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238, 2009-08-06 % * AtHackers is soo bored <AtHackers> Were may I find a tutorial or reference on attacking IRC ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636 - Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:59:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239, 2009-08-06 % -< Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer -< LF4> bye bye -< dive> nn +< Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer +< LF4> bye bye +< dive> nn < slackytude> gnight Urchlay -< lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us +< lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us < slackytude> I dont want to live inside Urchlay comp anymore -< Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day you'll be -real boys and girls -< LF4> slackytude: Lets break out! +< Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day +you'll be real boys and girls +< LF4> slackytude: Lets break out! < slackytude> psst! wait till he sleeps -< LF4> I get the lightbike +< LF4> I get the lightbike < slackytude> nifty -< LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh... -< Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer? -< LF4> I'm purple! +< LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh... +< Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer? +< LF4> I'm purple! < alisonken1noc> I'm the green dude -< quasar> RACIST ! -< Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil? -< Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637 - Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:01:36 UTC +< quasar> RACIST ! +< Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil? +< Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240, 2009-08-07 % -!- missyjane is now known as ignored-girl -< ignored-girl> k -< straterra> Jesus christ -< straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black clothes -and listen to Three Days Grace -< eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638 - Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:28:44 UTC + < ignored-girl> k + < straterra> Jesus christ + < straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black + clothes and listen to Three Days Grace + < eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241, 2009-08-07 % -<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess that's -why we are all fugly - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639 - Added: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:01:12 UTC +<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess +that's why we are all fugly + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242, 2009-08-07 % -< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not be -stupid so i don't see the harm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640 - Added: Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:37:15 UTC +< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not +be stupid so i don't see the harm + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243, 2009-08-08 % -<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects from -the world wide web. That's all. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641 - Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:02:06 UTC +<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects +from the world wide web. That's all. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244, 2009-08-09 % <Aaron> meterpreter + use sniffer = jizzed in my pants * pure_hate has kicked Aaron from #remote-exploit (pure_hate) * Aaron has joined #remote-exploit <Aaron> i should turn auto rejoin off .... <pure_hate> You should wash your mouth out with soap - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642 - Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:09:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245, 2009-08-09 % * slackytude slowly fades into background < nick4> slackytude like aYann Tiersen song :P @@ -15335,9 +9220,7 @@ the world wide web. That's all. * slackytude slaps wintery * slackytude slowly fades into background < wintery> fsking gay lurkers - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643 - Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:25:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246, 2009-08-10 % (Discussing a Newsweek article http://www.newsweek.com/id/211017) @@ -15346,17 +9229,13 @@ stupidity of the article is greatly magnified by the comments < CaptObviousman> a true competitor to youtube < mgrossie> Be warned, that temporary blindness may be due to cerebral hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull.. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644 - Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247, 2009-08-10 % <dive> anyone ever read timecube from top to bottom? <slackytude> dive, mad people everywhere <agentc0re|work> dive: Yes. made it to page 3. <slackytude> I rest my case - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647 - Added: Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:03:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248, 2009-08-11 % <Minerdave-a-saur|live1> aw fuck <Minerdave-a-saur|live1> >.> @@ -15372,11 +9251,9 @@ hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull.. <Aerialman> what is the point of this channel anyway? <WorldEater> group masturbation <Aerialman> ok bye... -* Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You people have -to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648 - Added: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:06:11 UTC + * Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You + people have to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249, 2009-08-14 % < jeev> i dont see the changes here but i have to fart < jeev> i duno how that related but i wanted to say it anyway @@ -15397,28 +9274,15 @@ to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.) < jeev> i hate holding it in < eviljames> just blast it out & blame it on the dog < eviljames> or girlfriend, whatever's handy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650 - Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:58:33 UTC -% -loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls. Lenovo recommends Windows." I -recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss -yourself to death. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652 - Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250, 2009-08-16 % -< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with the name -The British Aisles? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653 - Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:30:15 UTC +< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with +the name The British Aisles? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251, 2009-08-19 % -< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular expressions. Now I -have two problems! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654 - Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:54:14 UTC +< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular +expressions. Now I have two problems! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252, 2009-08-19 % -!- edman007 is now known as missyjane -!- missyjane is now known as edman007 @@ -15427,14 +9291,10 @@ have two problems! -!- missyjane [n=love@unaffiliated/missyjane] has joined ##slackware < missyjane> hi guys im back from my tests < edman007> uh oh... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655 - Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:42:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253, 2009-08-20 % < edman007> macavity, you can't have my meat - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657 - Added: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:50:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254, 2009-08-23 % (hiptobecubic) So i was thinking (quasar) that's dangerous @@ -15443,105 +9303,18 @@ have two problems! (quasar) rofl (hiptobecubic) i think it would be ahit (hiptobecubic) hit* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659 - Added: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:22:54 UTC -% -< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when -slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick -an exact date -< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say --!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"] -< Neo_The_User> ohhh -< straterra> tee hee -< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever -comes in here and you scare him off.. -< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how -long it will be before he comes back -< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys -< straterra> Nice one -< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/ -< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around -Slackware128 18.0 -< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come -out now... -< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me -< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time -< hiptobecubic> GOD. -< straterra> it WAS you -< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though? -< agentc0re> ... -< straterra> You really werent -< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting -you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding' -< straterra> it doesn't work -< Neo_The_User> oh lord -< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts -< Neo_The_User> im out -< straterra> Bye --!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit -["leaving"] -< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :) -< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone? -< Rat409> root .lol -< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it -< macavity> on it! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660 - Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1255, 2009-08-23 % <shevy> anyone knows how or where shebang lines are interpreted? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661 - Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:26:04 UTC -% -After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86.... -< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand -results too lol -< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol -< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out -here. -< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol" -once? -< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe... -< ViN86> lol -< ViN86> no -< ViN86> i failed --!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] -< Alan_Hicks> YES! -< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662 - Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256, 2009-08-25 % 19:24 < Pryon> thelongmile: which web server are you running? 19:24 < thelongmile> debian 5.0 19:25 <@caker> debian is not a web server - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663 - Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:39:10 UTC -% -<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network -security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as -required. I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over -to Linux, that might be a better situ for them -<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5. -<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all ->>/etc/host.deny' -<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of -the first things i do -<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight -<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :) -<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet -doesn't work!!!" -<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections -<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of -the Toilet Paper - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667 - Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC -% -< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch the video? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257, 2009-08-25 +% +< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch +the video? < ananke> mrselfpwn : what's the link? < mrselfpwn> Why Linux Sucks < mrselfpwn> should work @@ -15554,38 +9327,29 @@ short pause.. < dive> internet < Nylex> lol < mrselfpwn> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668 - Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:11:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258, 2009-08-28 % <roelof> hello, how can i tell that my arch is x86_64 in sbopkg ? * roelof has quit (Client Quit) <chess> roelof: sbopkg automatically detects it with uname -m <chess> okay, so he left -<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email which -I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ. Guy needs to settle down. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669 - Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:54:22 UTC +<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email +which I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ. Guy needs to +settle down. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1259, 2009-08-28 % -< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive so i -would choose suspend to ram IMO - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670 - Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:08:14 UTC +< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive +so i would choose suspend to ram IMO + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1260, 2009-08-29 % -missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of this -website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9. +missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of +this website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9. missyjane > 2nd bug/problem :x - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671 - Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:07:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261, 2009-08-29 % -< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a stock Flash -package was a bug? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672 - Added: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:24:58 UTC +< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a +stock Flash package was a bug? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262, 2009-09-01 % sheriff ) Anyone have any strong feelings about MoneyBoookers? gcohen ) why use them when there's paypal @@ -15596,105 +9360,79 @@ buu ) hex: Did you have to pay a percentage fee on the amulet? hex ) I broke into their mountain stronghold and stole it back, so no. buu ) Oh is that how you avoid the transaction fee? hex ) Yeah, pretty much. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675 - Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:40:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263, 2009-09-01 % -( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped Slack -three or four major versions all of a sudden -( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000 instead of -version 13 +( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped +Slack three or four major versions all of a sudden +( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000 +instead of version 13 .... -( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with the -utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin' +( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with +the utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin' ( Schroede1) ... ( Schroede1) no need to be a jackass ( Schroede1) especially over a joke ( alphageek) I was merely responding to your opinion with one of my own >>> Mode #slackware +o alphageek by ChanServ -<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being a jackass. -learn the difference] +<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being +a jackass. learn the difference] >>> Mode #slackware +b *!*@*.<hostname removed> by alphageek (@alphageek) I'll give it a few minutes to get the point across :) ( BP{k}) *snickers* ( rworkman) haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676 - Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:03:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264, 2009-09-02 % < Zordrak> sure.. and my shit tastes like chocolate < pi31415> Zordrak: How does it blow? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677 - Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:42:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265, 2009-09-02 % dchmelik> have you ever used windows 3.1? -< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations and you - could turn then all off? +< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations +and you + could turn then all off? < antiwire> umm? < fire|bird> s/then/them/ -< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not going well -< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with this. :P +< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not +going well +< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with +this. :P < dchmelik> probably because you have not used it < fire|bird> your point? < antiwire> I used windows 3.1 and 3.11 -< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really know what +< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really +know what a gui with no animation is - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678 - Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:57:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266, 2009-09-02 % <Camarade_Tux> jalonso: but does the root= line looks correct? what is it? -<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or chrooting -into the system from the dvd -<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on is -unavailable +<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or +chrooting into the system from the dvd +<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on +is unavailable <Camarade_Tux> and vi has no V ! ='( <Camarade_Tux> (but you can installpkg) <briareus> ah -<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this: root@slackware:/# +<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this: root@slackware:/# <briareus> that looks like a prompt <Camarade_Tux> jalonso: no, in the lilo.conf <Camarade_Tux> at the end of it * slackytude|evil facepalms - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679 - Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:22:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267, 2009-09-03 % <FantoX> where i can find sendmail for windows server 2003 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680 - Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:03:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268, 2009-09-03 % -< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer? That's -like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683 - Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:35:11 UTC +< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer? +That's like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269, 2009-09-06 % -<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good -<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now -determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! -They might even have scratched the case!!!" -<drijen> What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them? -Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out -loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here... -<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess. I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck -has magic powers or something. -<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of -broken iPods - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685 - Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC -% -< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet for a twit. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686 - Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:21:55 UTC +< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet +for a twit. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270, 2009-09-07 % -.-- join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35 +.-─ join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35 (Alan_Hicks) Ladies and gentlman, Elvis has entered the building! (fire|bird) Wow, it's Elvis (ElvisPresley) good afternoon @@ -15709,136 +9447,81 @@ ElvisPresley) i need to install a modem 3g (Alan_Hicks) Necos: Not if you don't do it. (fire|bird) heya Necos (ElvisPresley) but i don`t know how compile wvstreams - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687 - Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:38:09 UTC -% -surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS -surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689 - Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271, 2009-09-08 % <macavity> has anyone managed to build nxagent? <macavity> it looks completely obfuscated * Emanon (n=Emanon@xxxxxxxx.net) has joined ##slackware -<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on kubuntu and -not thrilled +<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on +kubuntu and not thrilled <mancha> i did a while ago, don't recall that many headaches <Emanon> well iff i do it like a normal person it works fine <slava_dp> alien had packages for nx iirc <macavity> booohooo.. no SBo for nxagent :P -<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with boot -partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe -<slava_dp> will this suit you? -http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity +<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with +boot partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe +<slava_dp> will this suit +you? http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity <Cann0n> I haven't installed 13. Any great reasons to upgrade from 12.2? <Emanon> 64 bit <Emanon> and kde4 by default <Emanon> new kernel <Emanon> and dev packages -<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling it -yourself +<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling +it yourself <Emanon> nah but added .tkz files (as opposed to .tgz) <Emanon> if i remember what i read correctly <Emanon> or txz or something <slava_dp> lol <slava_dp> :D <Emanon> oh the rpm wasnt about the slack 13 comment was it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690 - Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:19:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272, 2009-09-10 % -Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding Web-based -file-browsers? +Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding +Web-based file-browsers? <mrselfpwn> Zordrak, which one? <Zordrak> mrselfpwn: exactly <mrselfpwn> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691 - Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:51 UTC -% -<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like -<+ikey> I dont know any -<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder.... -<+staykov> brb making salad -<+_boo_> lol -<+_boo_> recall this one: -<+_boo_> i just call -<+_boo_> to say -<+ikey> i love you -<+_boo_> i love you -<+ikey> lol. -<+_boo_> XD -<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong. -<+ikey> dude... -<+ikey> xD -<+Dominian> wt... -<+_boo_> XD -* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down -<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff".... -<+ikey> lol @ Dominian -<+staykov> oh man - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692 - Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC -% -<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published -< rworkman> yay -< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693 - Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC -% -<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati x1400 -driver is easier there - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695 - Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:02:17 UTC -% -<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga adaptors -just to have irc on them? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273, 2009-09-10 +% +<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati +x1400 driver is easier there + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274, 2009-09-16 +% +<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga +adaptors just to have irc on them? <+andyn> no <@stybla> no <@stybla> :) <@tewmten> wtf are you talking about? <@stybla> :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696 - Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:03:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275, 2009-09-16 % -<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from root!! -what are those? are they usefull? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697 - Added: Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:49:21 UTC +<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from +root!! what are those? are they usefull? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276, 2009-09-20 % -<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script for slack? +<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script +for slack? <Zordrak> i could make one.. but if an elegant one exists.... <slackytude> Zordrak: Slackware Genuine Advantage? -<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade to -Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698 - Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:42:10 UTC +<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade +to Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277, 2009-09-21 % 08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> brb 08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> bak - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699 - Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:14:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278, 2009-09-21 % <siimo> when will slack 10 get pidgin 2.6.x <mingdao> slack 10? <mingdao> when you build it? <siimo> i mean 10.3 <siimo> oh sorry 13.0 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700 - Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:25:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279, 2009-09-22 % -<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n coz of -farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ? +<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n +coz of farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ? <sahk0> i dont give a flying fuck :) <The-Croupier> flying??? never tried that... <init[1]> sahk0: you don't use pidgin ? @@ -15846,53 +9529,44 @@ farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ? <init[1]> lol^ <sahk0> The-Croupier: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck -<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique i didnt -know +<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique +i didnt know <The-Croupier> :p - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701 - Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:34:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1280, 2009-09-22 % Seth: recursive fail ftw.. dan googled jfgi - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702 - Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:05:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281, 2009-09-22 % -< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd on Debian? -< SpaceHobo> the 90s - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703 - Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:27:59 UTC +< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd +on Debian? + < SpaceHobo> the 90s + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282, 2009-09-22 % -< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write this -fucking message. +< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write +this fucking message. < abrotman> let's write it for him! < abrotman> yay madlibs! -< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________ (noun) was -itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun) +< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________ +(noun) was itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun) < abrotman> Penis, Dave2, manly, lover - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704 - Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:26:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1283, 2009-09-22 % <slackytude> I have a love-hate relationship with new kde <deco> slackytude: i hate it now <fire|bird> You hate it but it loves you? :P <deco> fire|bird: you love anything :P -<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works great, -then it crashed for no reason +<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works +great, then it crashed for no reason <deco> fire|bird: including me! don't deny it <slackytude> its teasing me <deco> slackytude: plasmoid thingy crashes on me a lot -<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it and it -seduces me +<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it +and it seduces me <fire|bird> slackytude: just from kde 4.2.x to 4.3 there were 2,000 new features, 60,000+ bug fixes, etc. :D <slackytude> Im in an abusive relationship with my window manager <deco> slackytude: hahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705 - Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:29:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1284, 2009-09-23 % macavity: compgenius999: what craphics card is that? compgenius999: its an ancient hercules @@ -15915,40 +9589,32 @@ agentc0re: LMAO!! compgenius999: out of old computers compgenius999: i even ripped my old hp pavillion to pieces agentc0re: 5 hours, 20 years ago man!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706 - Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:02:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1285, 2009-09-23 % * The-Croupier needs a challenge * Zordrak cuts up The-Croupier's dog with a jigsaw <Zordrak> there you go <Zordrak> put it back together again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707 - Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:35:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1286, 2009-09-24 % -<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could remove the -byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little endian or the othe -guy +<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could +remove the byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little +endian or the othe guy <Zordrak> .. do you understand your own question? <hrad> yep - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708 - Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:49:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1287, 2009-09-24 % -<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands without a -passwd ? +<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands +without a passwd ? <superGear> make sure you wasn't root when you did sudo : <darlek> k ill try again <darlek> ahh yes i was root lol ...whoops sorry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709 - Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:20:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288, 2009-09-24 % Guest56473> quote nickserv ghost phoenix^ <password removed> < Guest56473> argh Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit - [Client Quit] + [Client Quit] < fire|bird> CRAP < compgenius999> lmfao < thumbs> is that your actual password? @@ -15956,9 +9622,7 @@ Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit < fire|bird> thumbs: Not for long < deco> fire|bird: just wow wow < fire|bird> son of a..... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710 - Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:36:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289, 2009-09-24 % <Reticenti> man, compiling awn-extras from source is a bitch <dartmouth> Reticenti, i've noticed that... @@ -15966,78 +9630,68 @@ Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit <Reticenti> dartmouth: have you done it? <Reticenti> there's a lot of dependencies <Reticenti> mostly gnome deps. -<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then started -sending love letters to alienBOB - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711 - Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:20:48 UTC +<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then +started sending love letters to alienBOB + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290, 2009-09-24 % distantgeek - my brain is like an etch a sketch. rattle it around - enough and I forget everything. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714 - Added: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:02:23 UTC + enough and I forget everything. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291, 2009-09-25 % < acidchild> openoffice.org2-math is the excel one right - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716 - Added: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:21:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1292, 2009-09-27 % <+ccfreak2k> What would I do with the Windows CD? <+seed_> play frisby <Dominian> Well, you know where to put it ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717 - Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:02:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293, 2009-09-28 % -< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i install -Dovecot? -< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it should be? +< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i +install Dovecot? +< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it +should be? < Dominian> send an email to it? < Johno> ... -!- Johno is now known as dumbass - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718 - Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:04:21 UTC -% -<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why the msdn -article is factually wrong.. Never seen one be before :/ -<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they are -correct -<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They do not -say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then treat it as -proven fact. -<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to everything. -Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs -<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't jump to -the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294, 2009-09-28 +% +<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why +the msdn article is factually wrong.. Never seen one be before :/ +<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they +are correct +<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They +do not say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then +treat it as proven fact. +<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to +everything. Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs +<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't +jump to the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs. <Ether_Man> mota, it would be ignoring ACLs if it had unrestricted. <mota> That's your conclusion. As we have agreed, it is incorrect. <mota> And I am done pointing this out, let's move on. -<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted means.. ACL is -a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted, not unrestricted. +<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted +means.. ACL is a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted, +not unrestricted. <slackytude> Ether_Man, please dont do this again <Ether_Man> slackytude, so you're saying unrestricted means the same as restricted then? -_- <slackytude> Ether_Man, Im saying, dont keep arguing when you are plainly mistaken. you tend to get stubborn about that -<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles and -settings -<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung up in his -one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it. +<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles +and settings +<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung +up in his one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it. <slackytude> mota, been there, done that <Ether_Man> slackytude, so you are saying unrestricted suddenly means restricted? Great.. Im kindof guessing that a professor in english would -disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language obeys -their definitions of the words.. +disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language +obeys their definitions of the words.. <slackytude> >_< -<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I based -my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently Im trying to -understand how mota can sit there and say that it's right, when it says the -exact opposite of what it is. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719 - Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:21:14 UTC +<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I +based my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently +Im trying to understand how mota can sit there and say that it's right, +when it says the exact opposite of what it is. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295, 2009-09-28 % <slackytude-nfs> yeah! <slackytude-nfs> diskless NFS root @@ -16052,8 +9706,8 @@ terminal <slackytude-nfs> yeah, but I can boot slackware on any machine now <slackytude-nfs> oh, thats nice as well <slackytude-nfs> the problem is, I kinda screwed up -<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that means lot -of errors on startup +<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that +means lot of errors on startup <slackytude-nfs> like no ssh server <mingdao> you what? <slackytude-nfs> installed it on NTFS @@ -16070,28 +9724,23 @@ of errors on startup <slackytude-nfs> alrite <slackytude-nfs> gonna kill the ntfs drive now <slackytude-nfs> see ya - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721 - Added: Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:12:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296, 2009-09-29 % <Twayne> what about when your keyboard is in ALL CAPS?! :P <SelfishMan> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY KEYBAORD <SelfishMan> EXCEPT SOMEONE REVERSED MY 'A' AND 'O' KEYS - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722 - Added: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:57:15 UTC -% -06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that code in -this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not* want to see the -literal code again, if it is not escaped. - Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel log of -today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks to spook -06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join the -exiles + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297, 2009-09-30 +% +06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that +code in this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not* +want to see the literal code again, if it is not escaped. + Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel + log of today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks + to spook +06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join +the exiles 06:35 < init[1]> o_O - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723 - Added: Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:07:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298, 2009-10-01 % < DonQuixote> heh < Sancho_Panza> DonQuixote: soy el hombre de la mancha @@ -16108,52 +9757,48 @@ exiles < mingdao> wayne_: is that what you saw in the lshal output? * vastina walks away < fire|bird> vastina: nope, you're in #ubuntu in disquise. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725 - Added: Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:16:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299, 2009-10-01 % -nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless once you -start learning bash +nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless +once you start learning bash <slackytude> bash seems pointless, once you start learning ubuntu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727 - Added: Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:39:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300, 2009-10-05 % < jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaYOpbgieU -< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s -< thrice`> wow, -* jeev holds out his beating stick -< jeev> wow what ? -< thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev -< straterra> (with stupidity) -< jeev> i'm honored -< jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with stupid -comments -< straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran down the -crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress -< jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha -< jeev> you're funny. -< straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already. -< jeev> sarcasm works both ways -< deco> leave jeev alone! :( -< straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways' you -mean. -< jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to step away to -his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags and putting new ons -< jeev> ones -< jeev> it's like this every day -< straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you? -< jeev> welcome to my fag list -< straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730 - Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:35:25 UTC -% -< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System -Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: #1) Respect the -privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes -great responsibility. [sudo] password for dravekx: dravekx is not in the -sudoers file. This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$ + < jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s + < thrice`> wow, + * jeev holds out his beating stick + < jeev> wow what ? + < thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev + < straterra> (with stupidity) + < jeev> i'm honored + < jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with + stupid comments + < straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran + down the crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress + < jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha + < jeev> you're funny. + < straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already. + < jeev> sarcasm works both ways + < deco> leave jeev alone! :( + < straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways' + you mean. + < jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to + step away to his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags + and putting new ons + < jeev> ones + < jeev> it's like this every day + < straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you? + < jeev> welcome to my fag list + < straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301, 2009-10-07 +% +< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local +System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: +#1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. +#3) With great power comes great responsibility. [sudo] password for +dravekx: dravekx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be +reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$ < Dravekx_> BAHAHAHAHA < Dravekx_> WTF is all that < Dravekx_> my own server reported me. @@ -16164,15 +9809,11 @@ sudoers file. This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$ < Dravekx_> I think I need to read more before i venture into linux. < Dravekx_> im going back to windows. < Dravekx_> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731 - Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:51:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302, 2009-10-07 % -<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf, will i -findhappiness in slack ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732 - Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:31:20 UTC +<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf, +will i findhappiness in slack ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1303, 2009-10-08 % <mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode. <spook> xdmcp or whatever its called @@ -16183,9 +9824,10 @@ findhappiness in slack ;) <spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network <mrselfpwn> oh i understand <spook> yeah. -<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the -server. -* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware +<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface +is the server. +* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) зашел на +канал ##slackware <metrofox> hi there! <spook> metrofox: hey! <mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello @@ -16195,14 +9837,12 @@ server. <metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic... <mrselfpwn> ;D <metrofox> :P -<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over -the network. +<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log +in over the network. <spook> loooooool. <mrselfpwn> XD <mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733 - Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304, 2009-10-08 % < Scuzz> fire|bird, you try vbatts 4.3.2 yet ? < Scuzz> nice and stable still i take it ? @@ -16213,18 +9853,17 @@ the network. < Scuzz> yeah < mancha> ah heh. thought that was an app: vbatts version 4.3.2 < deco> .... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736 - Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305, 2009-10-08 % -< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for example? +< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for +example? < adriyel> Alan_Hicks: like? I did init.d/smbd start < Zordrak> O_O < Zordrak> adriyel: what OS are you running? < Alan_Hicks> adriyel: GTFO! < mancha> should do summit like /etc/rc.d/rc.samb... -< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24 19:33:52 EDT -2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux +< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24 +19:33:52 EDT 2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux < mancha> init.d sounds like redcrap or summit < Zordrak> GET THE HELL OUT NOW < adriyel> lmao! @@ -16232,47 +9871,44 @@ the network. * deco gets his beating stick out < adriyel> Zordrak: fuck off troll, I'm here because I don't like Redhat. < Zordrak> no.. stop laughing and get walking -< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware. Go ask somebody -else. We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up. +< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware. Go ask +somebody else. We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up. < adriyel> Alan_Hicks: that's a nice excuse, but I'll leave anyway. -< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is excellent. -Obviously something has changed that. -< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth. You'll get a better -answer somewheres else. +< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is +excellent. Obviously something has changed that. +< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth. You'll get a +better answer somewheres else. < rogersman> dumb-ass questions? < Zordrak> just.. just.. no.p -< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just isn't ours. -< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses doesn't -change that. +< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just +isn't ours. +< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses +doesn't change that. < Zordrak> i have no words.. < deco> adriyel: make me some lunch and GTFO * Zordrak takes a VDU break -!- adriyel [i=adriyel@anapnea.net] has left ##slackware [] deco> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738 - Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306, 2009-10-09 % -ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's parents.. -while on acid... and naked +ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's +parents.. while on acid... and naked ninjabox - oh man ninjabox - sometimes I shouldn't hit enter - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739 - Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:21:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307, 2009-10-10 % -< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda put in -the position to do it +< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda +put in the position to do it < ninjabox> when I lived in mexico, I got around very well < ArmChairWarrior> thats what she said -< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't at all -< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends, it comes -out =P -< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to german food +< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't +at all +< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends, +it comes out =P +< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to +german food < ArmChairWarrior> its usually vomit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740 - Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:33:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308, 2009-10-10 % <spook> i need a girl friend... <ananke> spook: so quit looking @@ -16285,29 +9921,22 @@ out =P <Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living? <spook> west <Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :) -<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a girlfriend) +<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a +girlfriend) _one_hour_later_ -<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my meals :D -<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you just said - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745 - Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:48 UTC -% -slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I -just type in "override" like in movies? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746 - Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC +<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my +meals :D +<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you +just said + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309, 2009-10-13 % < spook> i've had a few females that couldnt get enough meat. < spook> [ in bed ] -< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to satisfy -them. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748 - Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:06:34 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to +satisfy them. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310, 2009-10-14 % <Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yeah, I need propaganda material <slackytude|evil> Camarade_Tux, for what? @@ -16323,43 +9952,30 @@ them. <Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: the safest and most stable ones :) <slackytude|evil> lol <Camarade_Tux> deco: ^^^ -<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware would be -microsoft -<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware symbol -they get horny +<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware +would be microsoft +<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware +symbol they get horny <spider1010> lol <fire|bird> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749 - Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:37:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311, 2009-10-14 % -spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a bit. before -ultimately becoming limp. +spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a +bit. before ultimately becoming limp. spracklin - er spracklin - caio spracklin <<< [anon@<server redacted>] quits [Quit: ] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750 - Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:03:11 UTC -% -* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido" -<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751 - Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312, 2009-10-14 % jeev: wow jeev: the only person who said i was nice ended up being a weirdo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752 - Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:41:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313, 2009-10-15 % -< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It would -take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more than 1 minute -lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and ozone layer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756 - Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:31 UTC +< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It +would take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more +than 1 minute lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and +ozone layer. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314, 2009-10-16 % straterra - pao bu! straterra - Go running! @@ -16370,30 +9986,22 @@ straterra - i can say water..or food straterra - 87%..not too bad for midnight drijen - gj andarius - the 13% error may get a rubber chicken stuck in your butt :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757 - Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:31:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315, 2009-10-18 % -<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains each -installation cd? +<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains +each installation cd? <slackytude> the packages dont contain the cd, the cd contains packages - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758 - Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:53:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316, 2009-10-19 % -<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between Zordrak and -his French Roast - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759 - Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:12:11 UTC +<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between +Zordrak and his French Roast + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317, 2009-10-19 % < humbaba> wft < humbaba> $ ls < humbaba> craplja.was.here.txt < humbaba> $ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761 - Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:54:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318, 2009-10-19 % < valkenar> Do I have to relogin to have group changes take effect? < fire|bird> yes @@ -16402,60 +10010,37 @@ his French Roast < NaCl> apparently < antler> sometimes? < hiptobecubic> absolutely - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768 - Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:34:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319, 2009-10-23 % -13:17 * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to eat 200k -of bandwidth ... +13:17 * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to +eat 200k of bandwidth ... 13:17 < jkwood> It's a very efficient compression system. 13:18 < jkwood> It carries along enough excess to plug the leaks in your intertubes, like that slime stuff for yuor tires. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771 - Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:29:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320, 2009-10-27 % -13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of blackness -with extra stupidity - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773 - Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:13:26 UTC +13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of +blackness with extra stupidity + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321, 2009-10-28 % -< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working on -firefox and uh... +< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working +on firefox and uh... < beatzz> im getting a segmentation fault when I ./libflashplayer.so < beatzz> even as root < rk4n3> dude, you don't run it -< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart firefox +< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart +firefox fire|bird watches beatzz facepalm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774 - Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:33:20 UTC -% -<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than -visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail -<fatalnix1995> odd -<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message? -<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775 - Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322, 2009-10-28 % -* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot -* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot -< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how -the Big Bang really happened. He hasn't gone back since. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776 - Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC -% -< Yaakov> ****************** +< Yaakov> æˆ‘çˆ±ä½ ä¸€ä¸ªç» < Yaakov> gah -< Yaakov> ********************************* -< SpaceHobo> *************** +< Yaakov> +æˆ‘çˆ±ä½ ä¸€ä¸ªç»ä½³å·¨åž‹çˆ±ä½ +< SpaceHobo> æ©è¡Œè€…天国 < brian> AHHHH THE CHINESE ARE ATTACKING < cdlu> -< Yaakov> ************ +< Yaakov> 空间ä¿æ¯ <jess^> <redacted> <jess^> <redacted> < brian> THERES TOO MANY OF THEM ITS EVERY MAN FOR YOURSELF @@ -16463,25 +10048,19 @@ the Big Bang really happened. He hasn't gone back since. < tarpman> TURN THE FLEET AROUND redacted_ignore.pl ftw - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777 - Added: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323, 2009-11-04 % -< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a distraction -going so I can slip out? +< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a +distraction going so I can slip out? < rob0> Um ... you cannot slip out, by definition. You are CaptObviousman. < rob0> /nick NotSoObviousSlipman < rob0> try that, might help - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779 - Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:06:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324, 2009-11-06 % -<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less than -the weight of the woman. +<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less +than the weight of the woman. * HoopyCat summons the HST to take a portrait of your mother - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781 - Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:41:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325, 2009-11-06 % <dellwood> zomg <dellwood> it worked @@ -16491,50 +10070,39 @@ the weight of the woman. <spook> dellwood: thanks for actually listening to our help. <mishehu> oooh spook and dellwood sitting in a tree... <dellwood> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782 - Added: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:34:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326, 2009-11-08 % < zerosoul13> init[1]: i use pidgin for every account i have -< spook> sigh -< spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee -< zerosoul13> ok -< init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ? -< zerosoul13> let me do that -< init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ? -< zerosoul13> ok -< init[1]> omg! -< spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban. -< init[1]> spook: oops soory -< init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back -< zerosoul13> ok -< zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool -< init[1]> :) -< spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in that file, -if you didnt already realise that -< zerosoul13> i just did -< zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up -< zerosoul13> holy smokes! -< init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P -< init[1]> zerosoul13: lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784 - Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:51:33 UTC -% -< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo." -< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so. That's a Unix thing." -< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo." -< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785 - Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC -% -< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB when i created my user account from root, I chose -login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that... + < spook> sigh + < spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee + < zerosoul13> ok + < init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ? + < zerosoul13> let me do that + < init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ? + < zerosoul13> ok + < init[1]> omg! + < spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban. + < init[1]> spook: oops soory + < init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back + < zerosoul13> ok + < zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool + < init[1]> :) + < spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in + that file, if you didnt already realise that + < zerosoul13> i just did + < zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up + < zerosoul13> holy smokes! + < init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P + < init[1]> zerosoul13: lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327, 2009-11-13 +% +< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB when i created my user account from root, +I chose login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always +do that... < init[1]> alreadygone: check /etc/passwd | grep yourname < init[1]> s/check/cat/ < alreadygone> nothing came up -< alreadygone> did a cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname +< alreadygone> did a cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname < init[1]> omg! < init[1]> alreadygone: your username < alreadygone> what? @@ -16543,23 +10111,17 @@ login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that... < guax> need to quote that < guax> aeaeuheahuaeuheuhea < init[1]> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786 - Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:44:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328, 2009-11-14 % < Tightbunz> I still wet my bed! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788 - Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:32:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329, 2009-11-15 % -< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the -source code. +< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me +the source code. < Zordrak> :) < spook> Zordrak: :) < init[1]> toastytoast: what if ,you don't have the compiler? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789 - Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:10:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1330, 2009-11-16 % glphvgacs : is there any x86-64 optimized version of slackware? kitche : umm what do you think slackware64 is? @@ -16567,42 +10129,23 @@ maybe : 13.0 BP{k} : kitche: it's for those halfbaked 128bits computers ;) glphvgacs : kitche: could be ppc64, no? BP{k} : *sigfh* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790 - Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:22:22 UTC -% -<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night. We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and -my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based. They were telling -me that it would confuse the customer. -<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive -<drijen> lmao -<Kumo> I was mad, too. "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing. It's -fucking LINUX!" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791 - Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC -% -fire|bird : later macavity -macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me -fire|bird" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793 - Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331, 2009-11-17 % :::: You're now known as init[1] :::: s0d0!n=(hostmask removed) has joined ##slackware < tank-man> is the [0] index your way of saying you are away? :) < tank-man> i think there is a channel rule about that -< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in trouble, -what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some irc clients have +< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in +trouble, what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some +irc clients have < mancha> Pigpen, try it -:::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away -:::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy -:::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned: please turn -off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this -channel...same thing for if you've manually set - yourself to 'away'. The channel doesn't need to know and you can always -SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'. + :::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away + :::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy + :::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned: + please turn off your auto-away functionality on your client when + frequenting this channel...same thing for if you've manually set + yourself to 'away'. The channel doesn't need to know and you + can always SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'. < BP{k}> mancha++ ;) < init[1]> lol < mancha> morning fun :P @@ -16610,292 +10153,160 @@ SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'. < thrice`> kids these days :) :::: Pig_Pen!n=anyuser@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware < BP{k}> Pig_Pen: Uhm, and you were saying? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797 - Added: Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332, 2009-11-29 % -< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king, which in -turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat , leading me to eat -ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798 - Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:51:06 UTC +< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king, +which in turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat , +leading me to eat ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333, 2009-12-01 % <+macavity> nn fellows :-) -<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay women +<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay +women <+macavity> ok, the one who noobfarms that one dies :P -* eviljames noobfarms - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799 - Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:15:16 UTC + * eviljames noobfarms + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334, 2009-12-01 % <+Camarade_Tux> ok, I'll have to go soon if I don't want to have troubles removing some hairy 20cm-long thing from my ass on tomorrow morning :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801 - Added: Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:22:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335, 2009-12-02 % -<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that could have -overwritten anything? did you do a full install? +<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that +could have overwritten anything? did you do a full install? <candinho> yes i did, like the readme and install told to do <candinho> ./configure make , sudo make install -<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current is at -2.14.7) so there's your origin -<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm, etc... +<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current +is at 2.14.7) so there's your origin +<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm, +etc... <Pig_Pen> beat me to it <candinho> yes i instaled cairo, updated pango glib2 and gmm -<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that, it will -break things +<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that, +it will break things <candinho> glimm gtkmm <Pig_Pen> go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars <candinho> ahuahauahu <candinho> but my linux is still working - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802 - Added: Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:21:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336, 2009-12-03 % -<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the first -time, it has been announced. +<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the +first time, it has been announced. <deco> :o <deco> i can like almost touch messi's penis now :o <chopp> wtf....dude. <Camarade_Tux> hahahahaha :P <Scuzz> lol <Camarade_Tux> I think we're producing far too many noobfarm quotes :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803 - Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:42:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337, 2009-12-03 % <+fire|bird> eh, it's not that great, certainly nothing to brag about. :P <+deco> that's what she said - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804 - Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:13:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338, 2009-12-03 % <deco> My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805 - Added: Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:04:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339, 2009-12-05 % -( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China, I wont be -able to connect to my box and signal for help. +( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China, +I wont be able to connect to my box and signal for help. (15:53:59) ( Zordrak) \o/ (15:53:59) Zordrak gets the kidnappers on the blower -(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll know -that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility. +(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll +know that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility. (15:55:26) Zordrak will just RMA the screen (15:55:39) ( CcSsNET) lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806 - Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:05:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340, 2009-12-08 % * Alan_Hicks is a manipulative bitch. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807 - Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:54:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341, 2009-12-08 % <straterra> and... home <straterra> 14 hours after i left this morn <drijen> viagra? -<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's involved? +<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's +involved? <fred> Wait, never mind, silly question. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808 - Added: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:09:03 UTC -% -thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system -because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens -filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything -lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot? -bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change. -lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade? -lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm -thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed -thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for -sda1 but it changed sda3 as well -bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm -lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm -bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy. -bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar) -bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810 - Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC -% -<arethusa> http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html -wait, Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails? -<drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything -<arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P -<drijen> aye, easily corrupted -<drijen> should have called em .pol files -<arethusa> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811 - Added: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:08:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342, 2009-12-10 +% +<arethusa> +http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html wait, +Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails? + <drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything + <arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P + <drijen> aye, easily corrupted + <drijen> should have called em .pol files + <arethusa> haha + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343, 2009-12-14 % <WilliamC> I remember when the entire internet got DDOSed. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812 - Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:21:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1344, 2009-12-16 % < jess^> yay, resizing dicks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813 - Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:36:42 UTC -% -acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e. -ash@foo.org if its $7 -acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification. -kingbeowulf: "man awk" -kingbeowulf: "awk man" -kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero -acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815 - Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345, 2009-12-16 % <MrWGW> I on the other hand am deeply talented <MrWGW> btw <MrWGW> do any of you have any skill at interpreting traceroutes? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816 - Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:53:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1346, 2009-12-18 % In #kde ... -<bulent> i need help -<bulent> can some one click on this to tell me if my server working -http://192.168.1.2/ -<same> this ip can't be reached from internt -<pinotree> bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses -<bulent> yeah but my original ip -<alienBOB> I fail to see the KDE relevance ? -<bulent> apache server on kde -<same> on top of linux actually -<bulent> thats right -<same> kde is desktop environment -<bulent> not on top -<bulent> beside -<pinotree> bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has nothing to -do with kde? -<bulent> ok -<bulent> hi everyone -<pinotree> (still in #kde...) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817 - Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:44:19 UTC +<bulent> i need help +<bulent> can some one click on this to tell me if my server +working http://192.168.1.2/ +<same> this ip can't be reached from internt +<pinotree> bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses +<bulent> yeah but my original ip +<alienBOB> I fail to see the KDE relevance ? +<bulent> apache server on kde +<same> on top of linux actually +<bulent> thats right +<same> kde is desktop environment +<bulent> not on top +<bulent> beside +<pinotree> bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has +nothing to do with kde? +<bulent> ok +<bulent> hi everyone +<pinotree> (still in #kde...) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1347, 2009-12-18 % <+straterra> Wait..you people use usenet to read...news? <+BP{k}> straterra: yes, unlike your frequent visits to alt.fan.erotica.rancid.furry-creatures. <+straterra> dude - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820 - Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:06:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348, 2009-12-22 % <SiegeX> Clit Eatswood would be a sick girl's name - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821 - Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:39:12 UTC -% -( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry -Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than -"whois" -( deco) i hope so -( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823 - Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349, 2009-12-23 % antiwire: First rule of screen club; don't talk about screen. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826 - Added: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:52:04 UTC -% -antiwire: but he's running windows -sahilsk: window explorer in slackware?? -antiwire: there's a windows installer -antiwire: sahilsk: you said it. -antiwire: so explain now -sahilsk: nooo -sahilsk: i didn't -dissociative: he meant internet browser -antiwire: good god. -sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there?? -sahilsk: :D -antiwire: oh my god. -antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life."). -dissociative: :| -dissociative: we like to keep it simple -agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows? -qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/ -sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah -sahilsk: it's pure SW -sahilsk: nothing else. -***agentc0re is lost -sahilsk: lol -sahilsk: :D -agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then? explain the -confusion. -sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F" -macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ? -agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's. -sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now. -sahilsk: ok, one more question. -dissociative: whoah -sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet -agentc0re: macman_: What..teh? -sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere. -macman_: agentc0re: ? -***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year -sahilsk: any idea how can i make it work in sw -macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it - -** Few minutes later... - -agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know -what noobfarm is. Oh the beauty. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827 - Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC -% -<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on that box. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1350, 2009-12-31 +% +<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on +that box. <MLanden> Urchlay, what rez? <Urchlay> Xv works, including fullscreen mplayer that doesn't skip -<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200 on that -card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to admit the monitor -could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy water and custom ModeLines -in xorg.conf - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829 - Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:18:46 UTC -% -<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian will -install it? +<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200 +on that card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to +admit the monitor could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy +water and custom ModeLines in xorg.conf + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351, 2010-01-05 +% +<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian +will install it? <valdyn> cmacis: which .deb? <Kamping_Kaiser> sacrifice a goat <korhojoa> :D <cmacis> http://packages.debian.org/squeeze/unetbootin -<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you or the -guy supplying it does not use debian properly -<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb> <name of -goat> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831 - Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:37:23 UTC -% -<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..." -<+straterra> That's Winamp.. -<+straterra> Idiot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833 - Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC +<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you +or the guy supplying it does not use debian properly +<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb> +<name of goat> + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352, 2010-01-06 % <+straterra> It puts the lotion on its skin.. <+straterra> Or else it gets the gag again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834 - Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:43:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353, 2010-01-11 % agentc0re: i'd laugh if he kicked himself. fire|bird: lol @@ -16908,83 +10319,59 @@ agentc0re: The irony fire|bird: no, but I just did. :P fire|bird: damn fire|bird: It said in the script I was immune from that. :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835 - Added: Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354, 2010-01-11 % -rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak english -at all :( +rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak +english at all :( agentc0re: it works fine on 13.0 though. spook: rhynnah: we dont speak english agentc0re: rhynnah: eh? i don't know what the hell you're trying to say. spook: rhynnah: we speak slackwish rhynnah: i see... -acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go in, no -words can come out - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837 - Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:59:51 UTC +acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go +in, no words can come out + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355, 2010-01-13 % acidchild: i need to cut my hair too sigh acidchild: i could probably clean my ass with my hair atm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838 - Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:04:11 UTC -% -<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the -format ... -<twkm> "+ ..." -<twkm> word splitting you know. -<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument -<geirha> :) -<twkm> of course not. -<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu. -<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :) -<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar". oops, you use gnu, -yer fucked, fix all scripts. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839 - Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356, 2010-01-13 % <Dougdoug4> I'm not Burger King <Dougdoug4> and I'll be DAMNED <Dougdoug4> if you have it your way - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840 - Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:17:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357, 2010-01-14 % -< IPv6Freely> I got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping for Rock -Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg. -< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that fucker just -made $4.85 off me! >:( +< IPv6Freely> I got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping +for Rock Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg. +< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that +fucker just made $4.85 off me! >:( < Plazma-Rooolz> i think this qualifies fora FFFFUUUU < Jenkens> lol < tanner> bleh < Tophat> hahahahahhahahahhaha < ^Michael> owned - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841 - Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:20:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358, 2010-01-14 % <hiptobecubic> firefox keep segfaulting ... <hiptobecubic> hfjardim, won't that tank your profile also? <fire|bird> hiptobecubic: It sure will, bookmarks, everything. <hiptobecubic> it's even crashing in -safe-mode -<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and give it a -go. +<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and +give it a go. ... -<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just ~/.mozilla -then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing that, backup first, -then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it all back. +<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just +~/.mozilla then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing +that, backup first, then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it +all back. ... <Pig_Pen> at least save the bookmarks.html if nothing else ... <hiptobecubic> moving .mozilla didn't solve anything ... <hiptobecubic> god this is like being back in 2007 -<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain site, -when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly? +<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain +site, when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly? <hiptobecubic> randomly <fire|bird> straced it? <hiptobecubic> oh goddamnit @@ -16992,107 +10379,53 @@ when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly? <fire|bird> did you backup first? <hiptobecubic> well i thought so <hiptobecubic> well shit. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843 - Added: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:28:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359, 2010-01-19 % < CaptObviousman> I'm debating if I want to go to this party tonight < ninjabox> Will there be troubled girls just begging to be deflowered? < ninjabox> sry, wasn't supposed to hit enter - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846 - Added: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:06:16 UTC -% -< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd -like it to be my decision - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847 - Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360, 2010-01-23 % -<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger... But yet i -use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac = i hate myself and -i didn't know it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848 - Added: Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:35:41 UTC +<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger... +But yet i use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac = +i hate myself and i didn't know it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361, 2010-02-03 % slackwarebob: I can't believe what a piece of crap FF is. slackwarebob: you look at it and it crashes. ... slackwarebob: crashes at startup while loading previously open session. slackwarebob: which was running fine for 3 days. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849 - Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362, 2010-02-03 % <Plazma-Rooolz> what can i use instead of eggs? <xnyx> little white orbs ejected from the chickens ass... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850 - Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:12:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363, 2010-02-04 % <+fire|bird> !pants agentc0re -<@AgentAnderson> agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the -ground! +<@AgentAnderson> agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on +the ground! <+agentc0re> \0/ <+agentc0re> |`| <-- no pants.. <+Scuzz> lol <+chopp> |\| would have looked better. :P <+agentc0re> but it's leaning the other way. |/| <+agentc0re> to the right. :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851 - Added: Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:46:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1364, 2010-02-05 % -<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a bunch more -abortions +<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a +bunch more abortions <+acidchild> CHEAATT <@sativa_> there are soooo many recipes online - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852 - Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:03:48 UTC -% -In #bash ... - -<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now -<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds -<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language -that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh -<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters -<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names -<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master -script if that's at all possible. -<rmrfslash> I can't -<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh -<tuxdev> or use bash -c "" -<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a -report file in XML -<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done -<rmrfslash> or been asked to do -<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :) -<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether -<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding -<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc -<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean -<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code" -<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that -writes XML -<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski -<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy -<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh -<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ... -<rmrfslash> lol -<slava_dp> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853 - Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365, 2010-02-09 % -< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by slackware -developer ? +< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by +slackware developer ? < manhunter> what do the slackware developer do ? -<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can not -volunteer -< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as developers +<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can +not volunteer +< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as +developers < manhunter> ? <@alienBOB> Sure < manhunter> what's the process to choose? @@ -17111,107 +10444,75 @@ volunteer < BP{k}> alienBOB: is that why rworkman walked funny for a couple of days? < dive> well that bash beat me <@alienBOB> Actually Alan_Hicks was the victim -< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What the.. -damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854 - Added: Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:22:28 UTC -% -<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK! -<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855 - Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC +< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What +the.. damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366, 2010-02-10 % Delahunt| stupid question ... the intel i7 processor is an i786? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856 - Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:56:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367, 2010-02-14 % -<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack running -in Qemu running on Slackware64-current. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857 - Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:49:37 UTC +<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack +running in Qemu running on Slackware64-current. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1368, 2010-02-15 % -<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for Linux! +<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for +Linux! <newbie2010> are they crazy or what - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858 - Added: Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:56:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369, 2010-02-16 % Channel window fail ;-) -<< antiwire>> like how a wonderbra shapes those titties -<< antiwire>> oh shit. -<< dive>> haha -<< break19>> uh ok - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859 - Added: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:58:09 UTC +« antiwire» like how a wonderbra shapes those titties +« antiwire» oh shit. +« dive» haha +« break19» uh ok + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370, 2010-02-16 % fire|bird: you must have tiny hands, I didn't feel a thing. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860 - Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:25:48 UTC -% -<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a lot of -actual quotes :-) -<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that< many quotes -to spam noobfarm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861 - Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:17:58 UTC -% -< BP{k}> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438 -< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and chat with -frequently, it could aid stalkers? -< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently, you're doing -it wrong. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371, 2010-02-17 +% +<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a +lot of actual quotes :-) +<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that< +many quotes to spam noobfarm + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372, 2010-02-18 +% +< BP{k}> +http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438 +< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and +chat with frequently, it could aid stalkers? +< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently, +you're doing it wrong. < BP{k}> jkwood: that never stopped us from taking to straterra. ;) < straterra> You've got it wrong < straterra> If you've talked to me, I'm not stalking you -< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the wall, -your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well lubricated -and sore...I'm stalking you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862 - Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:27:29 UTC +< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the +wall, your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well +lubricated and sore...I'm stalking you + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1373, 2010-02-18 % <+Camarade_Tux> but remember, I still have to buy my cockring :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863 - Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:30:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374, 2010-02-18 % nix_chix0r ships free samples of ExtenZe <Camarade_Tux> nope, no need for it here <Camarade_Tux> you know, without balls, it's pretty useless anyway :-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864 - Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:33:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375, 2010-02-18 % * mag0o pumps fist in the air * Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist <+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867 - Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:41:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376, 2010-02-19 % Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink. Cann0n * fails - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868 - Added: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:25:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377, 2010-02-19 % <Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869 - Added: Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:57:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378, 2010-02-23 % < PufferFish> Linux is for retrds - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871 - Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:49:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379, 2010-02-24 % <gavin___> WARNING: Package has not been created with 'makepkg' <gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed. @@ -17219,9 +10520,7 @@ Cann0n * fails <gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz <gavin___> but it was a txz.asc <gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872 - Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:35:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380, 2010-02-24 % < nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing, /var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty? @@ -17231,55 +10530,46 @@ Cann0n * fails * jkwood logs alienBOB * alienBOB hits jkwood with a log * pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875 - Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:02:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381, 2010-02-25 % -<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere on the -net? +<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere +on the net? <jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com * jkwood rolls his eyes <thrice`> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876 - Added: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:34:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382, 2010-02-27 % -Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but i was too -drunk to get it up +Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but +i was too drunk to get it up Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877 - Added: Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:11:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383, 2010-03-01 % <Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13 -<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used for -testing the next release of slackware +<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used +for testing the next release of slackware <Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware <Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling -<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware 13.0. And -I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you are an experienced -Slacker +<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware +13.0. And I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you +are an experienced Slacker <Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this -(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in your blog , -can I use it? +(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in +your blog , can I use it? <alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0 <alienBOB> It even says so in that article <Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879 - Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:31:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384, 2010-03-04 % -<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called alienBOB -making scripts and shit -<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working for them +<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called +alienBOB making scripts and shit +<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working +for them <DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed <DeputyDERPDERP> true story - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880 - Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:52:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385, 2010-03-04 % -<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you know where -I could ask for NM support? +<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you +know where I could ask for NM support? * NaCl braces himself <+Delahunt> what is NM? <+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico? @@ -17291,26 +10581,23 @@ I could ask for NM support? <+NaCl> Nope. <+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager. * Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881 - Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:31:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386, 2010-03-04 % < ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal < jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5. -< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand binary -and those who not. +< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand +binary and those who not. < jkwood> I agree. < jkwood> And you're definitely one of them. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884 - Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:02:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387, 2010-03-06 % -< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I shall now -more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and much appreciated +< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I +shall now more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and +much appreciated < rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway? < rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all. -< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if it *were* -based on Slackware) +< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if +it *were* based on Slackware) < Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat < rworkman> Tough shit. < Yanzie> So I came here, get over it? @@ -17319,342 +10606,311 @@ based on Slackware) -!- Yanzie was kicked from ##slackware by rworkman [Yanzie] -!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman < rworkman> There. I'm over it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885 - Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:47:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388, 2010-03-06 % < byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars? < rworkman> You don't swallow. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886 - Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:57:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389, 2010-03-06 % -< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the vsftp -service? +< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the +vsftp service? < rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't. -< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but still... -< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will cause -it to start at boot? +< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but +still... +< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will +cause it to start at boot? < Azeotrope> i know ssh does < BP{k}> ... -< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is still not -encrypted. +< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is +still not encrypted. < Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup? < rworkman> *whoosh* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887 - Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:29:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390, 2010-03-07 % --!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has joined -##slackware -< Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with slackware -can any body to help me to setup it -< sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/ -< Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes --!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has joined -##slackware --!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has quit -[Ping timeout: 252 seconds] -< Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body to help -me to repair it -< brainvision> have you got a network manager installed? -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes , ican access other device as eyh0 but i can -not use wireless -< brainvision> what network mamanger do you use? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it? -< brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday.. -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware -< brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware.. -< brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp -< brainvision> are you with the current? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes -< brainvision> uname -r what it says to you? -< brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel -< brainvision> I think you should try the huge one.. -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees it & love -slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now -< brainvision> uname -r -< brainvision> tell me the output please -< brainvision> :) -< brainvision> and try to follow me.. - * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show -< brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :) -< sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx -< brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his chipset.. -< brainvision> sahk0: no? -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the generic or the -huge kernel? -< brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it -< brainvision> :) -< brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using? -< brainvision> ok -< TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your current -kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded already. If it -doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell shipped your machine -with an incompatible wireless card. -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want to install slackware i pressed -inter to load kernel -< brainvision> I pressed inter? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press inter or f2 -< brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better solution.. -< brainvision> if you know how to do it.. -< TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v -< TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine. -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root -< TheGroove> This is taking too long. --!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has quit -[Ping timeout: 252 seconds] -< brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack -< brainvision> :) --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware -< brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker -< brainvision> :) -< brainvision> so? --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host] --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing -< brainvision> ??? -< brainvision> what did you do? -< brainvision> first of all.. -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v -< brainvision> lspci -< brainvision> lspci -v -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root! -< Blue-Slacker> ok -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key.. -< brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right! -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( subsystem : -Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card -< TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of information. -< brainvision> TheGroove: :) -< TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43 -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now -< TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution. -< TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/ -< brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok -< brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM -< brainvision> :) -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error: -Connection reset by peer] --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware [] --!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now.. -< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 -802.11b/g (rev -< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes -< brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info on lspci? -< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 -802.11b/g (rev -< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now -< brainvision> somethin like BCM4312 -< brainvision> I think.. -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211 107059 2 B43. mac 80211 -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43 -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about -< brainvision> a stupid question.. -< brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down in the -preferences? -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0 -< brainvision> only 1 is allowed -< brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0 -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0 -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: -< brainvision> go www.pastebin.com -< brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg -< brainvision> as root -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any thing to -copy it to pastebin -< brainvision> yes no problem -< brainvision> but I think your wireless should work -< brainvision> I can't see where the problem is.. -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : YOU MUST GO -TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent frimware for this driver -version -< brainvision> ah ah -< brainvision> here we go -< brainvision> :) -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ? -< brainvision> what? -< brainvision> the solution..!!! -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok -< brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org -< brainvision> ???? -< brainvision> pardon.. -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download -< brainvision> -http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation -< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: -< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase it lost -charge -< brainvision> ac power? -< sahk0> someone should noobfarm him -< sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888 - Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:54:26 UTC -% -rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and -the OS. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889 - Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC -% -<jkwood> vbatts: ping -<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D -<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like. -<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!! -<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong.... -* thumbs flood pings rob0 -* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded") -* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0 -* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again... -<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you. -<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890 - Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC +-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] +has joined ##slackware + < Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with + slackware can any body to help me to setup it + < sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/ + < Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes + -!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] + has joined ##slackware + -!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] + has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] + < Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body + to help me to repair it + < brainvision> have you got a network manager installed? + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes , ican access other device as eyh0 + but i can not use wireless + < brainvision> what network mamanger do you use? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it? + < brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday.. + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware + < brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware.. + < brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp + < brainvision> are you with the current? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes + < brainvision> uname -r what it says to you? + < brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel + < brainvision> I think you should try the huge one.. + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees + it & love slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now + < brainvision> uname -r + < brainvision> tell me the output please + < brainvision> :) + < brainvision> and try to follow me.. + * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show + < brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :) + < sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx + < brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his + chipset.. + < brainvision> sahk0: no? + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the + generic or the huge kernel? + < brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it + < brainvision> :) + < brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using? + < brainvision> ok + < TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your + current kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded + already. If it doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell + shipped your machine with an incompatible wireless card. + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want to install slackware i + pressed inter to load kernel + < brainvision> I pressed inter? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press + inter or f2 + < brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better + solution.. + < brainvision> if you know how to do it.. + < TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v + < TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine. + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root + < TheGroove> This is taking too long. + -!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] + has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] + < brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack + < brainvision> :) + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware + < brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker + < brainvision> :) + < brainvision> so? + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host] + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing + < brainvision> ??? + < brainvision> what did you do? + < brainvision> first of all.. + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v + < brainvision> lspci + < brainvision> lspci -v + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root! + < Blue-Slacker> ok + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key.. + < brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right! + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( + subsystem : Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card + < TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of + information. + < brainvision> TheGroove: :) + < TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43 + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now + < TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution. + < TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/ + < brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok + < brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM + < brainvision> :) + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error: + Connection reset by peer] + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware [] + -!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now.. + < brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 + 802.11b/g (rev + < brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes + < brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info + on lspci? + < brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 + 802.11b/g (rev + < brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now + < brainvision> somethin like BCM4312 + < brainvision> I think.. + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211 107059 2 B43. mac 80211 + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43 + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about + < brainvision> a stupid question.. + < brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down + in the preferences? + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0 + < brainvision> only 1 is allowed + < brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0 + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0 + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: + < brainvision> go www.pastebin.com + < brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg + < brainvision> as root + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any + thing to copy it to pastebin + < brainvision> yes no problem + < brainvision> but I think your wireless should work + < brainvision> I can't see where the problem is.. + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : + YOU MUST GO TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent + frimware for this driver version + < brainvision> ah ah + < brainvision> here we go + < brainvision> :) + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ? + < brainvision> what? + < brainvision> the solution..!!! + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok + < brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org + < brainvision> ???? + < brainvision> pardon.. + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download + < brainvision> + http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation + < brainvision> Blue-Slacker: + < Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase + it lost charge + < brainvision> ac power? + < sahk0> someone should noobfarm him + < sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391, 2010-03-07 % <+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again? <+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux -* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe. The display reads -[27] seconds. -<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the -correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium -and Germanium. + * AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe. The display + reads [27] seconds. +<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose +the correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, +Promethium and Germanium. <+lf4> lol <+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird -* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers. + * AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers. <+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon <+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird -!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)] -* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra. The display reads [24] -seconds. -<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the -correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium, -Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium. --!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined -##slackware-offtopic + * AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra. The display + reads [24] seconds. +<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose +the correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, +Titanium, Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium. +-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has +joined ##slackware-offtopic -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson <+lf4> Hahaha this should be good <+Camarade_Tux> how did it react? <+fire|bird> you'll see <+Camarade_Tux> ^^ --!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [*BOOM!*. -(186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly painfull way)] +-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson +[*BOOM!*. (186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly +painfull way)] <+lf4> hahahaha --!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined -##slackware-offtopic +-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has +joined ##slackware-offtopic -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson <+fire|bird> hahahahahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891 - Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:02:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392, 2010-03-08 % <Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works <Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892 - Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:11:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1393, 2010-03-10 % -< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like thrice` ;) +< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like +thrice` ;) * pprkut ducks * jkwood turkeys < rob0> Such fowl humor! < jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes? < jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment. < jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack. -< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send me his -bill. +< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send +me his bill. < rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess. < jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin. -< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't affected -my pidgeon. +< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't +affected my pidgeon. < rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about. -< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, though. -< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl drop it -like it's hawk. +< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, +though. +< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl +drop it like it's hawk. < rob0> I flew the coop. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893 - Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:41:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394, 2010-03-10 % -<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on the -sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't turn it, -so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt when I whacked -my crotch on the seat :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894 - Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:31 UTC +<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on +the sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't +turn it, so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt +when I whacked my crotch on the seat :( + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395, 2010-03-11 % <+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895 - Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:57:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396, 2010-03-15 % -< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree i found -only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake? +< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree +i found only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake? < Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one? -< thrice`> it's probably still uploading. such bloat takes awhile, you know +< thrice`> it's probably still uploading. such bloat takes awhile, +you know < thrice`> or, still compiling -< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs update and -the last -current update. ;) +< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs +update and the last -current update. ;) < BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;) -< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled. It's gotten -so big even the source code is self-aware. +< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled. +It's gotten so big even the source code is self-aware. < mancha> emacs compiles itself < thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs? < NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself? < mancha> emacs killed chuck norris < Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic -< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely. It's assumed that emacs is installed, given that -it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove. +< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely. It's assumed that emacs is installed, +given that it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove. < Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates -< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware it runs -on +< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware +it runs on < Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey -< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number of emacs -packages is close to infinity +< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number +of emacs packages is close to infinity < Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status? < Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf -< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to sustain -its hunger for human flesh. +< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to +sustain its hunger for human flesh. < mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running < NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once < mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics, irc-over-emacs still works -< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks. And quantum holes -through space. +< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks. And quantum +holes through space. < raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support < raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897 - Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:08:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397, 2010-03-16 % < rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :) < chess> rworkman: hey Robby! :-) how ya doin? @@ -17667,16 +10923,12 @@ through space. < rworkman> ah < jkwood> For special occasions. < XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900 - Added: Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:37:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398, 2010-03-20 % -<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work, -etc. +<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to +work, etc. <+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902 - Added: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:08:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399, 2010-03-24 % <phrags> hey guys <Jessia> syug yeh @@ -17711,21 +10963,20 @@ in 3 minutes... * slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned) <phrags> i'll be here all day =P <surrounder> phrags saves the day! -<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the -same oper +<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask +to the same oper <surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904 - Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:49:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400, 2010-03-26 % -<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude -stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =) +<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your +attitude stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =) <ChunkySalsa> lol <ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am -<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything +<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done +anything <ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason -<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be -able to figure that out +<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you +should be able to figure that out <phragmatic> thanks for the info =) <ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs <ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D @@ -17738,36 +10989,29 @@ able to figure that out <ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark <ChunkySalsa> <3 <ChunkySalsa> epic fail - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906 - Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:10:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1401, 2010-03-26 % -<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full -<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken -so is - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907 - Added: Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:44:11 UTC +<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if +*really* full +<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your +broken so is + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402, 2010-03-29 % <raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup <acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually -<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd -every time I went to sell it back - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908 - Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:15:15 UTC +<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the +damn cd every time I went to sell it back + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403, 2010-03-29 % <Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909 - Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:39:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404, 2010-03-30 % -<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I -think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe -way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ? +<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, +I think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any +other safe way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ? <Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers -<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly -have an error +<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't +blatantly have an error <Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it <rizitis> I am root <alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user @@ -17775,44 +11019,29 @@ have an error <Zordrak> then just open it with any editor <rizitis> as root <rizitis> ok I ll try thanks -<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi -and vim. +<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem +with vi and vim. <alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems <rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong... -<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and - right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I -kill it it stops.. +<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, +left and right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still +working and only if I kill it it stops.. <alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode? -<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode +<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not +edit mode <rizitis> ops <rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912 - Added: Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:02:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405, 2010-03-31 % -<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is -deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore +<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo +is deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore <Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off <alisonken1home> at least it likes itself - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913 - Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:32:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406, 2010-04-01 % -<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's -already sitting on top of it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914 - Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:46:50 UTC -% -mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i -cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer -you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer" -<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me -<Skywise> i was worried about that -* ron1n XD - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915 - Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC +<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my +thumb's already sitting on top of it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1407, 2010-04-01 % < Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky. < SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it @@ -17820,88 +11049,28 @@ you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer" < SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van < Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans. < Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918 - Added: Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:42:44 UTC -% -(WTF?!) - -"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed -through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until -there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a -witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the -rate of growth of its container." - ---Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919 - Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408, 2010-04-07 % <strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware <strato_> did you read and understand the whole code <KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920 - Added: Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:24:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409, 2010-04-13 % <jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and - client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it - works on all genders. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921 - Added: Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:48:22 UTC + client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it + works on all genders. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410, 2010-04-15 % < binford2k> I'm such a dick -< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened -< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox -< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922 - Added: Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:45:15 UTC + < binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened + < binford2k> I told him to go watch fox + < straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1411, 2010-04-15 % * fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly -< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me -<iceland> O RLY? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923 - Added: Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:33:38 UTC -% -Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say -sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her -for details. | raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her -clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!! -<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom -<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK -<+raela> *sexual -<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening. -<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime -<+kethry> it is sexual -... -<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi -<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english) -... -<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a -quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual -part at all but to the pain part -<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the -ass? -<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean -it -... -<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase. -<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means, -according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a -pepper" -<+fire|bird> wow -<+raela> I think it just got worse -<+BP{k}> HAHAHA -<+raela> hahahaha -<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?! -<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good... -<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925 - Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC +< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the +sky from me <iceland> O RLY? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1412, 2010-04-18 % In unsolicited /msg... @@ -17909,52 +11078,21 @@ In unsolicited /msg... <ne7work> can you unban me please :( <ne7work> i'm new user of slackware <ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927 - Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:00:35 UTC -% -< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened -< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed -< drecute> what could be wrong -< drecute> any ideas pls -< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port... -< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure -<@caker> wow :) -< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P -<@perihelion> Fail. -< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25. -The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port. -<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln <-- will show you what ports and addresses your -Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening -< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed -<@caker> drecute: well there you go. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928 - Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413, 2010-04-26 % < frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929 - Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:44:48 UTC -% -< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says -invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930 - Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414, 2010-04-26 % < dKingston> google is down < dKingston> !down google.com < linbot> dKingston: It's just you. < dKingston> wat -< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ alert. if -your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404. +< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ +alert. if your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404. <@Perihelion> Owned. < dKingston> :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931 - Added: Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:20:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415, 2010-04-29 % < dustybin> alienBOB: are you a vim user? < alienBOB> dustybin: both vim and elvis @@ -17962,565 +11100,343 @@ your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404. < alienBOB> On Windows, gvim is my default editor < jkwood> Using elvis kills babby seals. * alienBOB clubs jkwood - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932 - Added: Mon, 03 May 2010 20:53:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416, 2010-05-03 % ->>>>>> Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at - least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes, - drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest. - How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!! +»»» Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at + least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes, + drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest. + How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!! (+kethry) eviljames is a ponygirl? * kethry blinks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933 - Added: Thu, 06 May 2010 00:41:41 UTC -% -<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of cock.. so.. rich -bitch then? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935 - Added: Sat, 08 May 2010 01:59:06 UTC -% -<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel patches -that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is even available -for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice looking desktop that will -determine if linux is viable alternative to the general public -<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements (or attics -in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE looks like ass. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1417, 2010-05-05 +% +<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of +cock.. so.. rich bitch then? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418, 2010-05-07 +% +<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel +patches that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is +even available for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice +looking desktop that will determine if linux is viable alternative to +the general public +<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements +(or attics in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE +looks like ass. <tsccof> lol <tsccof> my grandfather who is 72 runs Arch Linux - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936 - Added: Sun, 09 May 2010 08:08:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419, 2010-05-09 % <hegemoOn> i will kill the former admin :) with -9 <hegemoOn> :D <lhunath> that's not nice. give him a chance to kill his children first. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937 - Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 13:25:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1420, 2010-05-10 % twoshot_ : md5sum: slackware64-13.0-install-dvd.iso: Input/output error twoshot_ : Does this mean I need to redownload the file?? slava_dp : lol -twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished burning -it.. +twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished +burning it.. slava_dp : check dmesg for disk errors twoshot_ : slava: How do I do that? thrice` : twoshot_, btw, 13.1 will be out VerySoon :> Zordrak : twoshot_: type dmesg twoshot_ : dmesg - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938 - Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 14:46:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421, 2010-05-10 % -<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one fails, -the other should be sigkill'd. An array? +<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one +fails, the other should be sigkill'd. An array? <Wulf> flow4: if you know the number of childs, that will work -<flow4> Wulf, and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use the ECHILD -error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that the only way? -<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good idea. +<flow4> Wulf, and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use +the ECHILD error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that +the only way? +<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good +idea. <aroach31291> lol <aroach31291> i was waiting for that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939 - Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 17:05:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422, 2010-05-10 % eviljames: !8ball am I gay? AgentAnderson: eviljames: Of course. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944 - Added: Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1423, 2010-05-12 % -<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200? You know, the one -who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird? You know, the one you'd never look at -twice if she's standing next to an even moderately attractive lady? +<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200? You know, +the one who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird? You know, the one +you'd never look at twice if she's standing next to an even moderately +attractive lady? <rworkman> | Well, flash is that girl. <rworkman> | She's the only one left, so you go home with her. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945 - Added: Thu, 13 May 2010 00:16:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1424, 2010-05-12 % <mancha> question: is ###channel the official ##channel channel or the unofficial #channel channel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946 - Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 08:04:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425, 2010-05-14 % <guax> backups? i like to live dangerously <guax> a.k.a. im too lousy to rsync <guax> lazy <guax> damn foreign language - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947 - Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 20:28:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426, 2010-05-14 % <Azeotrope> | who has the balls to switch to windows? <alienBOB> | Azeotrope: why would one require balls for that? <alienBOB> | A lot of women run Windows too <Azeotrope> | a lot of men-with-one ball dual boot too - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950 - Added: Sun, 16 May 2010 18:22:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427, 2010-05-16 % < straterra> volkerdi: I modded rc.inet1 for iproute2 support < volkerdi> straterra: we know how to do that, thanks < volkerdi> does it replace ifconfig and route? < straterra> It uses iproute2, so yes. < volkerdi> bah - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953 - Added: Mon, 24 May 2010 21:45:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1428, 2010-05-24 % Scuzz : omg i just got raped - Scuzz : morning -adrien : Scuzz: morning -adrien : Scuzz: with lube? - Scuzz : rofl - Scuzz : i wish it was - Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me + Scuzz : morning + adrien : Scuzz: morning + adrien : Scuzz: with lube? + Scuzz : rofl + Scuzz : i wish it was + Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me trhodes : haha - dive : o0 - Scuzz : she must of stretched out - Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole - dive : haha - Scuzz : i flew out of the bed - Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954 - Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 10:02:13 UTC + dive : o0 + Scuzz : she must of stretched out + Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole + dive : haha + Scuzz : i flew out of the bed + Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429, 2010-05-25 % <+spook> acidchild: too fucking lazy. <+spook> and busy <+Necos> mostly just lazy <+spook> no, busy <+spook> sucking black dongs all day - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955 - Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 21:22:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430, 2010-05-25 % <alexwizard> hello -<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command to run -xorg or other graphic mode ? +<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command +to run xorg or other graphic mode ? <raela> startx <alexwizard> not work, command not found -<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot to graphical +<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot +to graphical <raela> er.. did you install X? <Vanger> Have you installed X? -<thrice`> alexwizard, startx gives you command not found? did you install x/ ? +<thrice`> alexwizard, startx gives you command not found? did you +install x/ ? <alexwizard> oo, no <alexwizard> ok <thrice`> o__O <thrice`> 'hi, why doesn't X start without me installing it?' <thrice`> :> - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956 - Added: Wed, 26 May 2010 15:00:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431, 2010-05-26 % <Azeotrope> I installed flightgear from Sbo but I cant find it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960 - Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 13:26:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432, 2010-05-28 % <Azeotrope> i still can't find flight gear - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961 - Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 14:09:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433, 2010-05-28 % -< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the -grenades mentioned as well -< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that. -< FriedBob> lol -< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962 - Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC -% -<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear but i -don't know how to play it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964 - Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 11:55:01 UTC +<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear +but i don't know how to play it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434, 2010-05-29 % <+slackytude|evil> you lose like 2-8% of cpu processing due to overhead <+slackytude|evil> I/O performance loses more but is getting better -<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high performance DB +<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high +performance DB <+slackytude|evil> yet <+alisonken1home> slackytude, you'd be surprised :) <+slackytude|evil> alisonken1home, I tend to be <+slackytude|evil> OMG! Did I just say that?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967 - Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 23:54:40 UTC -% -In #kde: - -<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues -<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you -think, what can be the problem? -<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice? -<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote -<Kalabok__> look -<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled -<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus? -<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu? -<Kalabok__> of course! -<alienBOB> Guessed as much - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969 - Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC -% -<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week.. the best -thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's easier -<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought it was -easier and faster than windows -<mako-dono> coming from vista -<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside... she -said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970 - Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:06:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435, 2010-05-29 % -<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled) -Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0 -... -<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where -you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section -with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10" -<alisonken1home> then logout/login -<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>" -<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :) -... -<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config, -restarted, but same thing -<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat -<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it? -<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes. -<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine? -<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that -<Azeotrope> ... -<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971 - Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC +<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week.. +the best thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's +easier +<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought +it was easier and faster than windows +<mako-dono> coming from vista +<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside... +she said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436, 2010-05-31 % < Zordrak> LOL #1960 -> #1961 -> #1964 -< slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :) -< surrounder> haha -< Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded -< straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972 - Added: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:05:26 UTC + < slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :) + < surrounder> haha + < Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded + < straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437, 2010-06-04 % <elench> mmm what happened to #slackbuild <slackytude> #slackbuilds <elench> thx -<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in slackbuilds +<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in +slackbuilds <Delahunt> because it's in slackware-whatever/source/n/ <elench> so is apachetop and thats in slackbuilds <mancha> no, if it is in the official slackware distrib it is NOT in slackbuilds.org <elench> http://slackbuilds.org/repository/13.1/system/apachetop/ <mancha> ok and find it in the official distrib now -<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be in -slackware +<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be +in slackware <elench> adaptr either is httpd and thats in sourcetree <mancha> elench did you suffer head injury as a child? <chopp> no shit <elench> mancha yes how did you know. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973 - Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:30:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438, 2010-06-06 % Azeotrope : Does anyone have a slackbuild for Qt3? -alienBOB : Slackware has + alienBOB : Slackware has Azeotrope : don't kill me, but i can't find qt3 - mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir? - thrice` : http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/ -alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! - thrice` : -http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz + mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir? + thrice` : + http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/ + alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! + thrice` : + http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz Azeotrope : alienBOB: Azeotrope : thrice`: - thrice` : Azeotrope, + thrice` : Azeotrope, Azeotrope : it's the fourth or fifthj time i ask for a package - thrice` : poor thing - mancha : tenth time's the charm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974 - Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:08:49 UTC -% -# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)' - -06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork. -06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! -06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature. -it let's you choose the country -06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in -kde3-compat but: -06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK -06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3 -while you're running kde4? -06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same -error with other apps -06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky -06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found -appears when i try to install TorK -06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia -06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps? -slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I -will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo? -18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce -18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for -kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it -18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork, -not tor. -18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on -slackware? -slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia -or tork? -20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware -20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ? -20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR -20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in -(sl)apt-get install tork? - -# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975 - Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC + thrice` : poor thing + mancha : tenth time's the charm + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439, 2010-06-06 % <Zordrak> omg. Windows Update stopped working.. check online for a -solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go to -Windows Update and install them then try again. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980 - Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:07:54 UTC +solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go +to Windows Update and install them then try again. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1440, 2010-06-09 % < Cann0n> mishehu: i've been using ati for about 12 years now -< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as ati -drivers +< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as +ati drivers < evanton> Cann0n: did you count them? :) -< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big numbers :) +< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big +numbers :) < Cann0n> evanton: fuck you. /ignored - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981 - Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:47:45 UTC -% -< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches to -hotshot mode and I over look the important things -< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I didnt -reread everything - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984 - Added: Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:24:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1441, 2010-06-09 % -( dartmouth) im 32 bit -( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does: - "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show? -( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1, - aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1 -( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^ -( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit -( BP{k}) *sigh* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985 - Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC +< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches +to hotshot mode and I over look the important things +< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I +didnt reread everything + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442, 2010-06-11 % -< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues in linux -that im now ignorant to it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986 - Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:20:03 UTC +< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues +in linux that im now ignorant to it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443, 2010-06-12 % -<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg , -anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason) +<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg +, anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason) <alisonken1noc> not sure - that was before my first slackware cd purchase <Zordrak> it would appear to be a duck-billed platypus <Zordrak> Famous for being one of only two mammals that lay eggs <Zordrak> Whether that's significant or not I don't know. <Scuzz> lol <Scuzz> thats what happens when ducks and penguins have sex - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987 - Added: Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:57:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444, 2010-06-14 % -< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I download it? -< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there was a way -to find it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990 - Added: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:27:13 UTC +< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I +download it? +< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there +was a way to find it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445, 2010-06-17 % <adrien> crocket: take a look at mesa.SlackBuild <crocket> adrien : There is no mesa.SlackBuild in slackbuilds.org - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991 - Added: Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:59:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446, 2010-06-19 % < ioan> hi. can ssh tunneling be made over udp? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992 - Added: Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447, 2010-06-22 % <leontopod> vesa is just an extra layer of crap, right? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994 - Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:51:28 UTC -% -<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right? -<pprkut> yep -<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/ -<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects -<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png -<leontopod> that's what I have -<leontopod> for system setting -<leontopod> for system settings -<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;) -<thrice`> #sex? really?? -<pprkut> lol -<leontopod> #sex!? -<leontopod> where!? -<alear> #sex & #poetry -<leontopod> oh right -<leontopod> on ircnet -<leontopod> sure -<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex -<leontopod> have been for ten years -<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot -<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995 - Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448, 2010-06-23 % * NightTiger is sorry AMD bought ATI and not nVidia <crocket> sahko : many laptops have ATI cards. -* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open source -their drivers. +* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open +source their drivers. <crocket> Is ATI not the same as radeon? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996 - Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:32:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449, 2010-06-23 % <crocket> slava_dp: wget is not very good. <Mel-nix> crocket: Why? -<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from alienBOB's -repository. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997 - Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:10:53 UTC -% -<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi -<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in -statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do *not* edit the -config file by hand" -<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998 - Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC +<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from +alienBOB's repository. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450, 2010-06-23 % -dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue with the -generated configuration files and not compiz +dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue +with the generated configuration files and not compiz dartmouth: *wouldn't know alienBOB: dartmouth: I think I will do better just ignoring you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999 - Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:27:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451, 2010-06-27 % <dartmouth> is that sort of like spending the majority of our time doing -something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities not to -adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that? look inward, -buddy. +something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities +not to adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that? +look inward, buddy. <alienBOB> Working on Slackware is inhuman? <alienBOB> How interesting. Lucky for me I am an alien then <dartmouth> hah :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000 - Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:54:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452, 2010-06-27 % <@bob_deep> never got into Dr. Who <@amrit|wrk> who? <@bob_deep> huh <@amrit|wrk> i dunno, somethin about first base -* Alan_Hick prefers third. + * Alan_Hick prefers third. <@bob_deep> Alan_Hick....why do i know that name... < Alan_Hick> What a perfect nick to ask that question - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001 - Added: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:58:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453, 2010-06-28 % <briareus> thanks MLanden I think this pcmanfm will work just fine <MLanden> briareus, which version are you using? <briareus> which version of what? <briareus> /bin/sh: /etc/slackware-version: Permission denied <briareus> Slackware 13.0.0.0.0 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002 - Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:56:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1454, 2010-06-30 % < dustybin> lmsensors comes with the full slackware 13.1 install < dustybin> i run sensors-detect < dustybin> but it did not create a /etc/rc.d/rc.lmsensors file -< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO): YES +< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO): +YES < dustybin> Copy prog/init/lm_sensors.init to /etc/init.d/lm_sensors < dustybin> i cannot locate lm_sensors.init anywhere < dustybin> could this be the work of a virus or something worse? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003 - Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:56:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455, 2010-07-01 % < Azeotrope> would fluxbox run w/o X? < mancha> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004 - Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:21:50 UTC -% -<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee -) -<Iraqi> no one know :| -<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 ) -??????? -<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux -<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support -hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ? -<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is: "when in the course of numan events an -operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard, -insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to -have certain inalienable right, among these... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005 - Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456, 2010-07-01 % < dustybin> adaptr: sensors-detect created a new dir < dustybin> /etc/sysconfig/ -< dustybin> -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 608 Jul 7 20:25 lm_sensors +< dustybin> -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 608 Jul 7 20:25 lm_sensors < adaptr> weird, it didn't for me < dustybin> eek -< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into wherever -you want to autoload from +< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into +wherever you want to autoload from < dustybin> maybe this could be the work of a malicious viral infection? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007 - Added: Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:37:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457, 2010-07-07 % -<SunTzu> hep hep hep; i need to use perl to test if a file is -r (test's) how? +<SunTzu> hep hep hep; i need to use perl to test if a file is -r +(test's) how? <raela> probably easy to google <SunTzu> prolaby, but i wanna chat too :) <SunTzu> interactive hep <raela> google'd be faster <SunTzu> dont be stingy with your knowlege <SunTzu> if you know someth then pls answer -<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google if it -were my question +<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google +if it were my question <SunTzu> then dont talk to me <SunTzu> ignored <raela> haha <SunTzu> anyone else? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008 - Added: Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:47:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458, 2010-07-08 % 02:19 <+fire|bird> hey Cann0n 02:22 <+Cann0n> how goes it fire|bird? @@ -18529,16 +11445,14 @@ were my question 02:24 <+Cann0n> i walk/jogged 5 miles tonight 02:24 <+Cann0n> i actually used my feet for something else other than skateboarding and picking up shit when i'm barefoot - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009 - Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:41:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459, 2010-07-08 % -<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out of -measuring cups and tupperware +<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out +of measuring cups and tupperware <+raela> I go through too many bowls :P <+raela> man, back in undergrad in the dorms, I only had one bowl -<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed it once -a week :D +<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed +it once a week :D <+raela> err <+raela> I mean in that we didn't have a sink <+raela> so I would just have leftover milk in it @@ -18553,16 +11467,15 @@ a week :D <+raela> I didn't get sick, either <+raela> sometimes I put spaghettios over top of the milk, too :D <+raela> never did do milk over spaghettios -<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the way you -are today. :P +<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the +way you are today. :P <+raela> nah, trust me, I was like this before - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010 - Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:35:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460, 2010-07-09 % -< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have the -following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz -< cacao> When I do a find I found this : /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz +< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have +the following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz +< cacao> When I do a find I found this : +/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz < adrien> xterm -s /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz < adrien> ? < Zordrak> cacao: why are you giving it a font as a shell? @@ -18571,34 +11484,22 @@ following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz < cacao> Zordrak: ??? < slava_dp> lol * adrien learns to read - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012 - Added: Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:39:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461, 2010-07-12 % -popl: what's with #slackhappy? -popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought -up netiquette. -popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013 - Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC -% -< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How do I -enable it? +< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How +do I enable it? < SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is? < Craighton> yes < SelfishMan> are you sure? < Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive -< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know how it -works and how to enable it -< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing to do -with what most people think it does +< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know +how it works and how to enable it +< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing +to do with what most people think it does < Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled *headdesk* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017 - Added: Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:15:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462, 2010-07-19 % rabbitea1 : how can I put 40 gigs of mp3's into one file? adrien : rabbitea1: honestly? by kicking yourself in your head @@ -18612,9 +11513,7 @@ adrien : and you expect players to work ok with such things? adrien : why do you want to do that? rabbitea1 : mplayer will rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018 - Added: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:02:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463, 2010-07-22 % <sickn3ss> guys need a good firewall for my slackware <sickn3ss> :D @@ -18626,37 +11525,18 @@ rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity <arfon> (the UFO kind) <Skywise> yeah, thats him <sickn3ss> I've configured IP tables :P just want another one. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019 - Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:50:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464, 2010-07-23 % -<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could -be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it -would be hilarious if #ffffff was a powerful number - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020 - Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC -% -<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft." "... yes." "I -thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021 - Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC -% -<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the slackware -version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu utility is in -slackware. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022 - Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:54:19 UTC +<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the +slackware version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu +utility is in slackware. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465, 2010-07-26 % -<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll give -it a go though... w/e +<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll +give it a go though... w/e <shell-fu> i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless <shell-fu> to go with my useless life - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023 - Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:57:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466, 2010-07-26 % < meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10? <@caker> our RAID goes to 11. @@ -18667,17 +11547,17 @@ it a go though... w/e <@Perihelion> Yes. < Nivex> Sweet! < meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026 - Added: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:18:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467, 2010-07-29 % -< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack is -super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv -< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two here: -https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP +< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack +is super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv +< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two +here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP < pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice -< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html -<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to put things +< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: +http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html +<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to +put things < Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow <@pparadis> haha < pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new @@ -18686,23 +11566,12 @@ directories in / <@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default < RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks < pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd -< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks and -there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i dont like it -what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config? +< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks +and there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i +dont like it what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change +the config? <@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027 - Added: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:49:55 UTC -% -< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown? -< clint-> nyRednek, no.. >_< -< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit -< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel.. --!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware -["Leaving"] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030 - Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468, 2010-07-30 % < SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love! < mwalling> no, thats Yaakov @@ -18711,9 +11580,7 @@ what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config? < mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it < Solver> only sligtly < Marius> yes, yes it is. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031 - Added: Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:04:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469, 2010-08-05 % dustybin: fortune just said dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can. @@ -18722,12 +11589,10 @@ m3tti: lol m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone m3tti: /s/place/space alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032 - Added: Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:26:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470, 2010-08-06 % -<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other girl name -during the deed once +<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other +girl name during the deed once <+antiwire> it weirded me out totally <+BP{k}> heh.. interesting... <+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird. @@ -18736,9 +11601,7 @@ during the deed once <+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;) <+antiwire> lmao <+antiwire> omfg - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033 - Added: Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:27:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471, 2010-08-06 % <+pupit> &op <@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op @@ -18764,16 +11627,13 @@ capability. <+surrounder> \o/ <@pupit> noobfarm! <+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034 - Added: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:23:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472, 2010-08-07 % <@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge) without cash :/ -<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off the streets - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037 - Added: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:59:05 UTC +<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off +the streets + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473, 2010-08-10 % <@pparadis> i'm a little teapot <@SelfishMan> short and stout @@ -18788,61 +11648,38 @@ without cash :/ SelfishMan, and pparadis * SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy <@pparadis> that's a great idea - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041 - Added: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:19:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1474, 2010-08-16 % < fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE < fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity. < fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome. -< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a plasma TV? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047 - Added: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:46:14 UTC +< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a +plasma TV? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475, 2010-08-18 % -17:53:46 <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I got hit by a -car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that have schizofrenia +17:53:46 <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I +got hit by a car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that +have schizofrenia 17:53:53 <Reticenti> ah 17:54:16 <Reticenti> good thing linux is multiuser then, eh? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048 - Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:03:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476, 2010-08-18 % -<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet? -<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM" -<cpunches> That was my dad :/ -<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman -<Dominian> That's just sad. -<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister? -<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050 - Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC -% -<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to a -vegetable. It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but it'll never -understand a single fucking thing you say. +<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to +a vegetable. It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but +it'll never understand a single fucking thing you say. <+agentc0re> being a vegetable win! <+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051 - Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:49:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1477, 2010-08-19 % <raela> fuck straight men! oh.. wait - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052 - Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:58:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478, 2010-08-19 % <bagira> It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053 - Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:31:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479, 2010-08-19 % <terry> I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor. <terry> I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055 - Added: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:40:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1480, 2010-08-27 % < resno> im in edt? < MrWork> you are till november sometime @@ -18857,36 +11694,31 @@ understand a single fucking thing you say. < MrWork> but we are in daylight time atm < MrWork> so it's EDT < resno> thats what im asking, which time zones? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059 - Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:15:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481, 2010-09-15 % arfon : KaMii: do you like POTs? -KaMii : arfon: i dont do drugs, drugs are bad - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060 - Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:40:27 UTC +KaMii : arfon: i dont do drugs, drugs are bad + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482, 2010-09-15 % < Yaakov> I don't want a Kindle. There must be something wrong with me. -< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on their -own +< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on +their own < tjfontaine> Yaakov: me too, and I love apple stuff <@pparadis> Yaakov: if so, something is wrong with me, too. < mdcollins> I'm with you on that one Yaakov. < Guspaz> mwalling: Are the notes not tied to the book? -< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored in a -plan text file +< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored +in a plan text file < Guspaz> Ah. <@pparadis> i still read words printed on dead trees every day. -< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not the reason +< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not +the reason < mdcollins> tjfontaine, Kindle isn't apple >_< - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061 - Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:02:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483, 2010-09-16 % < Crenn-NAS> 2.8v? It can't tolerate 3.3v? -< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's a $100-150 -part, do you want to risk it? +< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's +a $100-150 part, do you want to risk it? < ghostfish> when you can use a pair of resistors to make it safe? < ghostfish> 10 cents < ghostfish> 4 solder joints @@ -18894,81 +11726,55 @@ part, do you want to risk it? < dr_jkl> ... < dr_jkl> i can't believe i just saw that. < slide> lol -< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental components of -electronics? +< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental +components of electronics? < ghostfish> fundamental 4 components - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062 - Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:34:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484, 2010-09-16 % <crocket> busybox is a linux distro - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063 - Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:52:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485, 2010-09-19 % <ZokkeR> can somebody help me with slackware 13.1 64bit burning? <CapnBP{k}> ZokkeR: you need 2 32bits burners for that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064 - Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:41:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486, 2010-09-19 % < iluminator101> so back to my question < notKlaatu> like we said, xinitrc < Peter64> exec /usr/bin/lxde < delwin> http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/LXDE -< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's if you - ever bother to open a web browser and look -< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it has openbox -< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then install - the wm of choice +< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's +if you + ever bother to open a web browser and look +< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it +has openbox +< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then +install + the wm of choice < MrJackson> because thats not how ubuntu works - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065 - Added: Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:13:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487, 2010-09-20 % -< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper bag is -since you shy away from water +< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper +bag is since you shy away from water < ubuntuWorkDann> s/web/web - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066 - Added: Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:43:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488, 2010-09-23 % -raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class yesterday.. one -question was asking what the first and the last thing you should do is when you -come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one person put wash your hands or -other body parts that might come in contact with the horse D: - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067 - Added: Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:52:21 UTC +raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class +yesterday.. one question was asking what the first and the last thing you +should do is when you come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one +person put wash your hands or other body parts that might come in contact +with the horse D: + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489, 2010-09-25 % hideki: Does anybody ever cuddle their computer ? gniks: i do, no one else wants to cuddle with me hideki: I know how you feel hideki: The macs are quite cute - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068 - Added: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:41:18 UTC -% -< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager -< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards -< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never -be a problem in the first place) -<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;) -< Alan_> pparadis: what about it? -<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D -< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P -< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel.... -<@pparadis> i'm aware. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070 - Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490, 2010-09-28 % <@HoopyCat> !ipinfo geneseebrewing.com <+kohabot> HoopyCat: Man, you really screwed up. <@HoopyCat> kohabot: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME BY MY BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071 - Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:25:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491, 2010-10-01 % <hidekazu> slackware is evil <adrien> so, that was the word of god? took 56 minutes to say it? @@ -18978,52 +11784,37 @@ be a problem in the first place) <hidekazu> I have another message from god... <Skywise> we've already heard it <dive> is it /quit ? -[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit IRC: -Quit: (Yes, it is) +[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit +IRC: Quit: (Yes, it is) <dive> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072 - Added: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 18:39:50 UTC -% -Anonymous: you're fucked dude -Chris Punches: awwwww dude -Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right? -Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you -Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well. im sure this beer has the -answer." into the beer while you pop the top off -Chris Punches: and -Chris Punches: magically -Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant -future, or not at all depending on the circumstances - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073 - Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC -% -< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l` in -.xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of gnome -and/or liable to load gnome settings? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492, 2010-10-02 +% +< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l` +in .xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of +gnome and/or liable to load gnome settings? < gaurav__> i am using xfce < mancha> that could be, i am unawarew of what nvidia does... -< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't trust -gnome not to :) +< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't +trust gnome not to :) < mancha> well what config file does nvidia-setting -l load? < mancha> look in there -< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options, but like -I said I don't trust gnome +< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options, +but like I said I don't trust gnome < mancha> cat ~/.nvidia-settings-rc < EthanG> nofin, lol < mancha> good luck. * EthanG starts suspecting HAL < mancha> nah -< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of your setup -< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>) with -mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL +< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of +your setup +< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>) +with mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL < mancha> sounds like you're very confused to me :) < EthanG> well it obviously isn't anything sane that's enabling it < mancha> i don;'t know what that means. < mancha> why did you bring up gnome, have you added gnome to slackware? -< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can cross that -one off then +< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can +cross that one off then < admboom> LOL Monday Morning entertainment. < EthanG> ... unless those libs I don't recognize are xfce libs XD < mancha> is ethang a known troll? @@ -19032,151 +11823,62 @@ one off then < EthanG> thank you sahko < sahko> i didnt follow the discussion, i just read the last part < mancha> we noticed -< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An virgin -slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074 - Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:10:57 UTC -% -+antiwire: oh man :))))) -+BP{k}: you got laid? -+antiwire: times 10 -+BP{k}: lies. -+BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;) -+BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW. -+agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire? -+BP{k}: HAHAHAHA -+antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her -+antiwire: lol -+agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too?? Brave man! -+BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;) -+antiwire: lmao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076 - Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC +< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An +virgin slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493, 2010-10-04 % 09:39 <resno> so, i want to do stress testing on a site. what should iuse? 09:40 <Integgroll> 4chan - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077 - Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:47:52 UTC -% -< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion -<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089> --!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode -<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's -normal when a system is redeployed. -<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your -workstation. -< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a -nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS -CHANGED." What do I do now?" -<@pparadis> diwwin: see above -< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter??? -<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post -< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows -<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts -<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right? -< diwwin> ubuntu karmic -<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line. -save the file and connect via ssh again. -< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat??? -<@pparadis> i have no idea. -< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks. -<@pparadis> np -< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with -keystrokes??? -<@pparadis> Alt+F4? --!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078 - Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC -% -< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for -cats. -< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees" -< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079 - Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC -% -< Integgroll> .wik snookie -< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then -refrigerated -< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her -nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on -the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." - -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie -< Integgroll> No, no no no no no - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080 - Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC -% -< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again -< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows. -< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context - "you are confusing me for pegwole" :) -< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082 - Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC -% -<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook. - three swipes the left, one swipe up, two - diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left, - and bang! text. -< pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right - triangle? -< Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is - that? -<+notKlaatu> a dumb one -< Integgroll> obviously -< ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for - you but not easily displayed in IRC - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083 - Added: Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:59:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1494, 2010-10-05 +% +<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook. + three swipes the left, one swipe up, two + diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left, + and bang! text. + < pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right + triangle? + < Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is + that? + <+notKlaatu> a dumb one + < Integgroll> obviously + < ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for + you but not easily displayed in IRC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1495, 2010-10-12 % < pegwole> Slackware Linux, the best of 1995 on 3 disks. < Kirok> The best 1995 has to offer <+jlindsay> Pat said that for real one day on tllts. - Something like Slackware hasn't been - relevant since 1995. + Something like Slackware hasn't been + relevant since 1995. < pegwole> I changed it to make it more current. < pegwole> Also I shouldn't talk smack about Slackware, - Alan Hicks might kick my ass. + Alan Hicks might kick my ass. < ClaudioM> hahahah < ClaudioM> only if you say it in ##slackware - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084 - Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:14:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496, 2010-10-13 % < diwwin> caker: no. what does that chown do? < diwwin> caker: I might have. I am too new at this. <@caker> diwwin: who owns these? ls -dl /var/log/ /bin/ /usr/ -< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory (and all -it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir +< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory +(and all it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir < diwwin> I just noticed everyting in /etc/ is also owned by aegir. < diwwin> Is it time to redeploy Karmic? <@caker> diwwin: k, reinstall. -< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I say... fuck -aegir +< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I +say... fuck aegir < diwwin> caker: What does k, reinstall do? <@Perihelion> -.o < diwwin> atourino: aegir is the goal < atourino> he's saying you should do a clean reinstall < atourino> ok, reinstall -< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I just laugh -to keep from crying. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085 - Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:31:05 UTC +< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I +just laugh to keep from crying. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497, 2010-10-13 % < JessiJames> question: why just feature gnome? < Kent> Cause it's ubuntu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086 - Added: Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:34:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498, 2010-10-13 % < ericoc> 0 < pparadis> 1 @@ -19189,40 +11891,38 @@ to keep from crying. < Perihelion> holy crap < pparadis> hahahaha < pparadis> <-- asshole - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087 - Added: Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:04:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499, 2010-10-15 % raela: there should be an irc age limit rob0: If there was an age limit, I'd be too old for IRC! thumbs: old fart. rob0: I prefer the title of Senior Flatulent. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088 - Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:09:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1500, 2010-10-17 % -James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the lzop -compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a clean slack13.1 -install +James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the +lzop compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a +clean slack13.1 install adrien : g4l? and lzop isn't meant for hihgh compression James____ : ghost4linux -James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or something so -it become smaller +James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or +something so it become smaller adrien : James____: use bzip2 or xz/lzma2 adrien : (I prefer xz/lzma2) -Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every bit from -harddrive then image is size of harddrive +Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every +bit from harddrive then image is size of harddrive Master-Passe : if you don't use some compression -ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the fact that -you're backing up the entire block device [or partition], rather than a -filesystem -adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap bs=1M', -it'll help compression -ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk space -[which is full of junk eventually] -adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file impossible +ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the +fact that you're backing up the entire block device [or partition], +rather than a filesystem +adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap +bs=1M', it'll help compression +ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk +space [which is full of junk eventually] +adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file +impossible James____ : I used the default lzop encryption -adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the partition +adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the +partition adrien : s/encryption/compression/ James____ : err James____ : compression @@ -19230,10 +11930,10 @@ James____ : :) James____ : so the lzop image i have can i somehow make it smaller James____ : or must i make a new g4l image with another compression adrien : the best thing would be to tar instead of ghost -adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need for the -whole drive/partition rather than only its content -ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by not -packing a truck full of garbage in the first place +adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need +for the whole drive/partition rather than only its content +ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by +not packing a truck full of garbage in the first place James____ : so if making new images James____ : which compressions must i use in g4l adrien : ananke++ @@ -19249,34 +11949,32 @@ adrien : s/faster/smaller/ of course ;-) James____ : so i should try with bzip2 intead of lzop? ananke : wow. it's like a brick wall Master-Passe : :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089 - Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:22:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501, 2010-10-18 % -< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea consumer. Coffee -on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in my office since the one in -the lounge is crap. +< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea +consumer. Coffee on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in +my office since the one in the lounge is crap. <@pparadis> Ovron: would you say that you're interested in tag bags? -< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please clarify -:p -<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag that you -might be keenly interested in. +< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please +clarify :p +<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag +that you might be keenly interested in. <@pparadis> it is a family recipe. < Ovron> Let us hear about it. <@pparadis> it's all organic, i assure you. < Ovron> I am a bit worried what this entails now -<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person, so -that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice hotel in AC -for this very purpose. +<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person, +so that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice +hotel in AC for this very purpose. < Ovron> I do not like the sound of this :( -<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear the -unkown, as i am a nice guy. -< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed or any -other close-by person, record it, and youtube it. -<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance with -adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from that crack in the -ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored the lesson to your specific -needs! +<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear +the unkown, as i am a nice guy. +< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed +or any other close-by person, record it, and youtube it. +<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance +with adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from +that crack in the ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored +the lesson to your specific needs! <@Perihelion> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * Ovron feels stalked <@pparadis> no no no you're a star! @@ -19285,9 +11983,7 @@ needs! <@Perihelion> ARE MY <@Perihelion> SHININ STAR < Ovron> yay - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090 - Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:18:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502, 2010-10-18 % < dustybin> ananke: i never read man pages, i find that cheating < deco> o_o @@ -19298,28 +11994,7 @@ needs! < dustybin> i dont have gpg setup, i imagine that will be a serious pain * thrice` hopes it was sarcasm, but fears it wasn't < dustybin> :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091 - Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:45:29 UTC -% -+raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current -sheet as .csv -+Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving.. -+raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after -+Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should. -+Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the -warning... -+raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago -+Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what -YOU TOLD IT TO DO. -+raela: 3 months of shit lost over this -+raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves -+Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock. -+Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way. -+raela: work on stretches then - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092 - Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503, 2010-10-19 % +Necos: http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=1 @@ -19334,145 +12009,45 @@ http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-fi +BP{k}: and good evening hitest :) +hitest: hiya BP{k} :) +Necos: lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093 - Added: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:58:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504, 2010-10-21 % <notKlaatu> beds are for pansies. <cobra2> and people that get laid - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094 - Added: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:47:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505, 2010-10-23 % -<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would let - you do *anything*.. if she could stick her fist in your -ass once +<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would +let you do *anything*.. if she could stick her +fist in your ass once <+antiwire> I just hardlocked - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096 - Added: Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:44:13 UTC -% -< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1# -< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root? -< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in -< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile -< Ideka> oh ok -< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude -< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env -< antiwire_> and privs -< Ideka> woah, that did the trick -< Ideka> will it stay like that? -< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root -< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root. -< NaCl> what thumbs said -< Ideka> I wont -< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope. -< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell -< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb --!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving] -< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that? -< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell -< NaCl> $SHELL -l --!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware -< Ideka> where? --!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage -< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working -as it should but now bash shows me as user at least -< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles -< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc? -< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells? -< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it -< thumbs> why is he still running X as root? -< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu -< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing -probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was -able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing -:) -< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window? -< NaCl> Konsole. -< Ideka> that -< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour -< NaCl> yes -< Ideka> In edit -> preferences? -< NaCl> No. -< thumbs> wow. -< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser -< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal. -< Ideka> yes I know -< Ideka> i mixed up the names -< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware? -< Ideka> yes -< danc3> ummm, I don't think so -< Ideka> why? -< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION -< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu -< Ideka> Yeah -< danc3> yeah -< Ideka> I have two computers -< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop -< danc3> I see -< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles -< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar... -< NaCl> in konsole? -< Ideka> yes -< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware? -< Ideka> 13.1 -< NaCl> uhm... -< Ideka> 64 bits -< NaCl> It's in one of the menus -< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find -< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/ -< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet? -< Ideka> yes, I did long ago -< thumbs> ok, good. -< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here -< NaCl> *Konqueror -< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running -< Ideka> I don't know what version I have -< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole -< NaCl> And not Terminal? -< Ideka> ... no -< Ideka> it is probably Terminal -< NaCl> ok... -< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem -< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it -< Ideka> thanksss :) -< NaCl> Sure thing. -< danc3> whew -< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097 - Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC -% -< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble accessing a -thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393 -< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive flickers like -it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when there are definitely files -on it -< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem last night -and it worked just fine + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506, 2010-10-25 +% +< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble +accessing a thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393 +< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive +flickers like it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when +there are definitely files on it +< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem +last night and it worked just fine < hooplah> reinstalled this morning with ext4 and now it doesnt -< hooplah> tmpfs tmpfs 510480 0 510480 0% /dev/shm -< hooplah> /dev/sde1 vfat 7881636 40 7881596 1% /tmp/blah -< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything off the usb -drive +< hooplah> tmpfs tmpfs 510480 0 510480 0% +/dev/shm +< hooplah> /dev/sde1 vfat 7881636 40 7881596 1% +/tmp/blah +< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything +off the usb drive < adamk> Perhaps the filesystem is screwed up? < adamk> Heh. < hooplah> fml < hooplah> i just lost like..... *-- hooplah has quit (Quit: leaving) #slackware < adamk> Everything. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099 - Added: Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:29:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507, 2010-10-29 % -< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on the mac.... -this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now. -< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of them would -be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100 - Added: Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:36:16 UTC +< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on +the mac.... this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now. +< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of +them would be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508, 2010-10-31 % <+?HS^^> hello <+?HS^^> does america have black and white cows? @@ -19480,183 +12055,33 @@ be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS <+?HS^^> do you know what is a cow?? <+?HS^^> or do you only know what is a hamburger?? <+Dominian> I rest my case. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101 - Added: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:39:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509, 2010-11-05 % chee : i had a conversation with a girl about focus-follows-mouse chee : it was the most erotic chat of my life - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102 - Added: Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:10:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1510, 2010-11-07 % ( Rhisa) I'm looking at methods on how to penetrate myself. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103 - Added: Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:29:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511, 2010-11-10 % < mattryan29> how do i check if curl is enabled <@irgeek> which curl < mattryan29> didn't know there is more than one * irgeek headdesk - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104 - Added: Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:24:05 UTC -% -< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog -saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com. -The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass" -< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that -< JshWright> hahahaha -< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read -it? -< iStef> hehe sorry!got it! -< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105 - Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1512, 2010-11-16 % -!- MiNg123 [~fsdfd@173.220.127.18] has joined #suse < MiNg123> how do i see my ip address ? < NaCl> ifconfig < NaCl> Unless your IP is 173.220.127.18 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107 - Added: Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:02:35 UTC -% -< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild -< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of -root user -< ikhider> and then adjust from root user -< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that -users dont have write access to -< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain? -< macavity> i just did -< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty -< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal -/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz -< macavity> *reinstall -< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel, -xorg or mesa -< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck -< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for -my twin monitors, correct? -< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a -user -< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc -< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin -(guess why?) -< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver -fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as -root' and that is when I lose my GUI -< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to -adjust my screens\ -< macavity> you GUI?!? -< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow -< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running... -< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay -< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-) -- -< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers -< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI -went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs -< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick -in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE -< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message -that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root -< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem -< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI -< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui? -< raela> configuring X should be done without X running -< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as -user, every permutation -< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut -off? did it give an error? -< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved -into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf -< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without -knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what -you're trying to do and why it isn't working -< ikhider> And that brings back the gui -< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it -< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps -< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in -the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X -< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor? -< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need -< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option -when I fire it up which is weird - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108 - Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC -% -< Rhisa> Hm. -< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt -(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your -installation!" -< MLanden> Rhisa: which application? -< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2 -< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :| -< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of -slackware. (it's in extra/) -< Rhisa> Gah. -< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient. -< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3 -< Rhisa> It's old. -< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page: -http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html -< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think). -< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial -< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday. -< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'. -< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years -old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps. -start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4 -< Rhisa> Yap. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109 - Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC -% -<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her - website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add - special things -<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google, - she definitely needs to add... -<Tadgy> .... pornography :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110 - Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC -% -<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog. -And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error -somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;) -<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa -<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111 - Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC -% -< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to - compose and send text messages... -< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting. -< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says - "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT - YOU ARE MY SON. I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY - PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF - UNTIL MONDAY. LOVE YOU. DAD." His fingers, - I must break them. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113 - Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513, 2010-11-19 % <warren> oh nice, discounts for annual payment <GLaDOSDan> bigger discounts for bi-anally <GLaDOSDan> er, annually <Peng> That's an awesome word. <Peng> I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's awesome. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114 - Added: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:53:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514, 2010-11-27 % crocket| wikileaks trhodes| licky weeks @@ -19670,93 +12095,20 @@ phrag| sticky beeks hexhawk| licky tweets mancha| meaty cheeks phrag| bed time o/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116 - Added: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 03:56:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1515, 2010-12-04 % -crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive doesn't work. +crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive +doesn't work. crocket : I think it's curl crocket : I inspected quvi source code and saw that curl was the cause. crocket : Maybe curl should be rebuilt. adrien : crocket: curl seems to work alright, why should it be rebuilt? -crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals with -youtube. -crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves the problem. +crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals +with youtube. +crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves +the problem. crocket : It's a rule of thumb - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118 - Added: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:30:29 UTC -% -<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues -<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve' -slackware -<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira. -<+trhodes> lol -<+rat409> lol -<+trhodes> &s of that is -<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira. -<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :) -<+trhodes> hehe yeah - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119 - Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC -% -lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin, -and write to stdout? -gnubien : lilililili: flip? -lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not -adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then -lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl... -adaptr : or even sed, possibly -mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in> -adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use? -adrien : what for? -[...] -adrien : and about the use? -adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is -going to be fun -mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal? -adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P -lilililili : mancha: its a video file, -adrien : and well, "to stdout" -adrien : ugh -adrien : and what do you expect it to do? -mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal. -mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena? -adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will -do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file. -adaptr : *no longer -mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second. -lilililili : adaptr: i know, -adrien : and what do you expect the result to be? -lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs -mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not -have any snooper view it -lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption -adrien : oh, really weak... -lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads -computer -adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead -adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF) -mancha : hahahaha -adaptr : that's... wow -mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat - :) -pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P -adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question -mancha : it was very simple -adrien : Problem X Y -adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem -lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its -interesting -lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is -fast -adaptr : use steganography -adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that -pprkut : pr0n on steroids - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2120 - Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1516, 2010-12-10 % <+antiwire> &roulette spin <@QuadCoreDamage> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky? @@ -19768,109 +12120,36 @@ pprkut : pr0n on steroids <+hitest> \o/ <+fiyawerx> what happens if you lose? <+fiyawerx> &roulette -.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage (BANG!) +.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage +(BANG!) * QuadCoreDamage reloads and spins the chambers. <+antiwire> lol <+hitest> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121 - Added: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:25:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517, 2010-12-13 % -< sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz +< sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz < alienBOB> Guess - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123 - Added: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:16:12 UTC -% -MystKid| yeah after install i did nvidia-xconfig and then reboot -n -dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows. -dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X. -MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha -Tadgy| Yes it is! don't confuse the poor guy, dive. -ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either -dive| heh -raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work -ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected -Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the -second. -gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;) -dive| No ananke is. -MystKid| he likes buttplugs -Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :) -MystKid| i am guessing -ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient -dive| I doubt it. -ananke| dive: bend over - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126 - Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC -% -< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and -installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old -package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas? -< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary -file -< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently? -< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri. -< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds. -< gniks> hmmm not sure -... -< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable -< Wharncliffe> /sbin/ldconfig <-- run that -< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute -binary file -< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch. -< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit? -< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit. -< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig -< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), -statically linked, not stripped -< peacedog> ? -< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ? -< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then. -< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your -system -< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the -mailling list? -< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ? -< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0 -< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127 - Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518, 2010-12-19 % -<+ raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall -<+ NaCl> &indeed +<+ raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall +<+ NaCl> &indeed <@QuadCoreDama> Indeed. -<+ raela> maybe take out a kid with it -<+ hitest> raela: netbook acting up? -<+ raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all -<+ hitest> bummer -<+ raela> having to do everythigb on the phone -<+ raela> its not swnding the passkey at all -<+ raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr -<+ raela> what eler csn rven be eesey -<+ raela> ugh ful tio +<+ raela> maybe take out a kid with it +<+ hitest> raela: netbook acting up? +<+ raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all +<+ hitest> bummer +<+ raela> having to do everythigb on the phone +<+ raela> its not swnding the passkey at all +<+ raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr +<+ raela> what eler csn rven be eesey +<+ raela> ugh ful tio <+ antiwire> WTF are you talking about woman?!?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129 - Added: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:56:11 UTC -% -+trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com -+surrounder| hm ? -+trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page -+surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat -+trhodes| hahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2131 - Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519, 2010-12-30 % < Ozanburada> New version of Slackware is around the corner. * alienBOB looks around that corner < alienBOB> Sees nothing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132 - Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:59:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520, 2011-01-02 % * johhny5alive (~iirc@xx.xxx.xx.xxx) has joined ##slackware <johhny5alive> when is the 2011 release @@ -19879,118 +12158,56 @@ mailling list? <rob0> 2011 was released yesterday <Nylex> lol <johhny5alive> ok fair enough - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134 - Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:13:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521, 2011-01-02 % < Ozanburada> PKD puts me off watching Inception. < Motoko> PKD? < Tadgy> PKD? < sahko> what syndrome is pkd? < Ozanburada> Philip K. Dick -* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at Leonardo -DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/ +* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at +Leonardo DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/ < Motoko> Such hate. < Motoko> Can't we channel it to something worthwhile? -< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore after -the first 10-15 times in the day :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135 - Added: Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:22:18 UTC -% -<Coke> OK here's the problem -<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :( -<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager" -<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me -<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3 -<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow? -<Coke> append a new runlevel for it? -<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs? -<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy! -<nyRednek> Coke: heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136 - Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC +< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore +after the first 10-15 times in the day :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522, 2011-01-03 % <+slackytude> rofl <+slackytude> I love #windows -<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add a new file -or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to refresh the folder -contents +<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add +a new file or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to +refresh the folder contents <+slackytude> <SP1> or right cvlick and select refresh <+slackytude> <SP1> it seems to be a explorer problem i think <+slackytude> <SP1> im calling ms to get to the possible bottom of this - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137 - Added: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:48:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523, 2011-01-12 % <+dive> I'm bored. I wanna play with eviljames's genitals. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138 - Added: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:12:29 UTC -% -< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked down as -my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it wouldn't let it! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139 - Added: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:04:50 UTC -% -< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now. -< macavity> ok -< timschmidt> waitwaitwait... if we're to not all talk at once, we need some -sort of locking protocol -* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt -< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link -layer protocol! -* macavity puts the token at the center of the table -* timschmidt takes the talk token -< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow" -* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table -* macavity takes it -< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name -* macavity puts it back -* timschmidt takes it -< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last -* timschmidt puts it back -< Auzze> not long -< timschmidt> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140 - Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524, 2011-01-12 +% +< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked +down as my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it +wouldn't let it! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525, 2011-01-13 % < mernilio> But thanks for not banning me. I do apprecit it! < hexhawk> wise folks learn from their mistakes < mernilio> hexhawk: not me.. ;-) < hexhawk> no one testified that you were wise - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141 - Added: Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:05:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1526, 2011-01-23 % -<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too often :/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142 - Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:13:34 UTC +<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too +often :/ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1527, 2011-01-24 % < arfon> MystKid: Out of curosity, why gentoo and arch? -< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite adn gentoo cause i will learn a bunch of -new stuff -< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough how much -I learned from it and how amazing it was for me +< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite adn gentoo cause i will learn a +bunch of new stuff +< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough +how much I learned from it and how amazing it was for me < jake__> until it broke - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143 - Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:43:06 UTC -% -<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple -times. -<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special. -<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or -check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs) -<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady -days? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144 - Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528, 2011-01-25 % < crocket> I'm back < sahko> is that a threat? @@ -20000,66 +12217,56 @@ days? < sahko> ok:) < crocket> sahko : I wonder how it's interpreted as a threat. < sahko> ask arnold schwarzeneger - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145 - Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:18:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529, 2011-01-26 % <mintee> we're like 2 monkeys trying to fuck a ipv6 football <eVil_> a greased up ipv6 football - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146 - Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:21:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530, 2011-01-26 % edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout? -edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I need to -make sure it's not FF +edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I +need to make sure it's not FF edman007: -http:/*/*meta.slashdot.org/*story/*11/*01/*25/*163257/*Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design +http:/​/​meta.slashdot.org/​story/​11/​01/​25/​163257/​Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design edman007: derp - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148 - Added: Fri, 28 Jan 2011 05:01:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531, 2011-01-27 % < zayka> hi! -< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 ms +< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 +ms < rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow. < Romster> is that to first hop? :D -< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's a bit -slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice. +< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's +a bit slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice. < zayka> thx =) -< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a thrilling -counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was breathtaking! I can't -wait for the sequel. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150 - Added: Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:11:54 UTC +< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a +thrilling counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was +breathtaking! I can't wait for the sequel. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532, 2011-02-08 % < KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP. -< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming at people. +< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming +at people. < rob0> oh, that sounds like fun < KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill! -< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then hearing their -[high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151 - Added: Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:59:14 UTC +< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then +hearing their [high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1533, 2011-02-09 % < ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2153 - Added: Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:54:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534, 2011-02-15 % <Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use -<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system then? +<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system +then? <Skywise> yeah <KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts? <Skywise> no <KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100% - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154 - Added: Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:21:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535, 2011-02-16 % -< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of my house +< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of +my house < WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway < Olfway> and noone's gotten out < Olfway> I'm scared @@ -20070,35 +12277,27 @@ wait for the sequel. < Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril? < raela> yes < Olfway> oh great --!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: -Connection reset by peer] +-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read +error: Connection reset by peer] < WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155 - Added: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:31:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536, 2011-02-21 % <KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156 - Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:56:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1537, 2011-02-24 % -< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops are -usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it. +< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops +are usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it. < XDS2010_> randombrain: enlighten me < XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ? < randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157 - Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:49:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538, 2011-02-25 % *hitest was born during the Cretaceous period - *dive was born during the Cretin period - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158 - Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:21:47 UTC + *dive was born during the Cretin period + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539, 2011-02-27 % -<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood floor, you -feel it the next day +<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood +floor, you feel it the next day <+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started <+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P <+dive> haha @@ -20108,39 +12307,29 @@ feel it the next day <+dive> bada boom <+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason <+dive> you could be right there - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159 - Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:35:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1540, 2011-02-27 % sira poops <+edman007> Alright its dinner time! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160 - Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:57:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1541, 2011-02-28 % < marius> it's ok tj, I forgivey ou < marius> now give us a hug! < tjfontaine> /akill *!*@* < tjfontaine> oops, my /hug alias is broken - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161 - Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:29:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542, 2011-03-01 % -< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for, and -every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them +< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for, +and every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them < mbreslin> then i /window to this channel and see tacos and smurf ass < mbreslin> and i know i have to go another month -<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle i've -ever seen. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162 - Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:28:08 UTC +<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle +i've ever seen. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543, 2011-03-06 % -Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to sprain my -wrist, weirdest thing ... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163 - Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:43:58 UTC +Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to +sprain my wrist, weirdest thing ... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544, 2011-03-07 % <+pupit> good news everyone! <+pupit> :P @@ -20148,124 +12337,89 @@ wrist, weirdest thing ... * Dominian ducks <+adrien> hahaha <+serotonin> hahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164 - Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:56:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545, 2011-03-07 % <+antiwire> I can kiss in french <+antiwire> but I don't speak it <+serotonin> that's not what she said <+XGizzmo> Yeah I thought I heard her say you kissed in saint bernard. <+antiwire> oh man - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165 - Added: Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:38:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1546, 2011-03-07 % -<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6 and Betamax -and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube doohickeys - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166 - Added: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:41:56 UTC +<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6 +and Betamax and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube +doohickeys + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1547, 2011-03-11 % -<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address it shows -isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP coming from? +<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address +it shows isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP +coming from? <rob0> Mommy ... where do IP addresses come from? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167 - Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:32:08 UTC -% -ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming -"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168 - Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1548, 2011-03-12 % < rob0> Alan_Hicks, switch out the overboss' laptop with an - Etch-A-Sketch. + Etch-A-Sketch. < Alan_Hick> rob0: His is a Mac. He would notice the extra button. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169 - Added: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:36:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1549, 2011-03-14 % crocket: /var/log/dmesg is not a history log. -crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated during the -boot process but not after. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172 - Added: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:17:45 UTC +crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated +during the boot process but not after. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550, 2011-03-18 % -< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for some people. -I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static html let alone php :) +< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for +some people. I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static +html let alone php :) < JshWright> this isn't twitter... the @'s are confusing -< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is confusering, -mikegrb has confused +< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is +confusering, mikegrb has confused < HoopyCat> dunno what that has to do with this not being twitter -< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference on IRC, -not @$nick +< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference +on IRC, not @$nick < danu5> $HoopyCat because it looks like a twitter reply. My bad. < HoopyCat> danu5: well played < batande> lol <@mikegrb> lulzZ < tjfontaine> I died a little < dominikh> I'm still not sure if that was on purpose :/ - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174 - Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:13:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551, 2011-03-21 % <jon> I have the time right now, let me get it up <jon> wow that sounded vulgar, sheesh. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175 - Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:01:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1552, 2011-03-21 % < TheDeathly> Hm. < TheDeathly> my dad just found an interesting virus. < TheDeathly> :/ < TheDeathly> now to try and fix it -< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i cant fix -it seeing as regedit does the same - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176 - Added: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:57:31 UTC +< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i +cant fix it seeing as regedit does the same + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553, 2011-03-22 % ( pprkut) adrien: fits mine just fine :P ( adrien) hmmm, maybe not too big, would have to check ( adrien) well, bedtime! ( pprkut) how many inch? mine is 15.6 ( adrien) same here for now, but I want a smaller one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177 - Added: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:47:31 UTC -% -raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book -raela: nor do I like to read what I write -adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write" -adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P -***raela glares at adrien - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178 - Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC -% -<< naoshige>> I have this neat little renaming script here - - http://pastie.org/1721562 -<< naoshige>> How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all - their content? -<< geirha>> Uhm. Is that actually bash? -<< naoshige>> geirha: whats that got to do with it? -<< geirha>> bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe it's - not a bash script -<< dive>> sounds like zsh -<< naoshige>> ok you got me -<< naoshige>> but the guys in #zsh are jerks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2179 - Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:43:20 UTC -% -<<+ antiwire>> gues wat -<<+ dive>> you torned off yur spillchucker? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180 - Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:08:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554, 2011-03-25 +% +« naoshige» I have this neat little renaming script here - + http://pastie.org/1721562 +« naoshige» How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all + their content? +« geirha» Uhm. Is that actually bash? +« naoshige» geirha: whats that got to do with it? +« geirha» bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe +it's + not a bash script +« dive» sounds like zsh +« naoshige» ok you got me +« naoshige» but the guys in #zsh are jerks + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555, 2011-03-27 +% +«+ antiwire» gues wat +«+ dive» you torned off yur spillchucker? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556, 2011-03-27 % < Mp5shooter> !library shorewall < linbot> Mp5shooter: http://library.linode.com/ @@ -20275,120 +12429,63 @@ adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P <@pparadis> there's lots of docs here --> http://www.shorewall.net/ < tjfontaine> it's pretty straight forward and has plenty of documentation already -< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking all access -to my box from outside lol -<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting up a -firewall. +< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking +all access to my box from outside lol +<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting +up a firewall. <@pparadis> Mp5shooter ^ < Mp5shooter> pparadis < Mp5shooter> well why not? :P <@pparadis> that's not a good answer. < Mp5shooter> :( <@pparadis> do you understand what firewalls do and what they don't do? -< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that is -designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized -communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured to permit -or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and other criteria. +< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that +is designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized +communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured +to permit or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and +other criteria. <@pparadis> that's a BS answer, too. < Mp5shooter> o -<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that you want -to specifically limit network access to? +<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that +you want to specifically limit network access to? < Mp5shooter> pparadis: umm.. nothing when you put it that way.. lol <@pparadis> Mp5shooter: i thought as much. -* Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181 - Added: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:19:22 UTC -% -amin: hello again -OzanBurada: hello neibour -amin: 0 down vote favorite -amin: -amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file -"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install -this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64 -OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called). -amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I -should download the source of php-5.2.17 too -OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch. -amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d -php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough -OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz -OzanBurada: then configure make -Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though -amin: So it is the full compile -amin: ? -Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes. -thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files? -macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources -and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure -Dominian: macius++ -OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 -Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route -thrice`: :-) -BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times? -;) -amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy -macius: lol -amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 use this for patching -step? -BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/ -Dominian: hehe -thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping -it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately -amin: thrice: ok -macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing -2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc -ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/ -, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right -after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script -amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt > ready what should I -do wait? -thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch? -evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182 - Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC -% -<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on sbopkg? I -tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does mplayer support capture -card? + * Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557, 2011-03-28 +% +<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on +sbopkg? I tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does +mplayer support capture card? <OzanBurada> Olfway, VLC packages avalable from alienBOB's repo. <Olfway> how exactly do i get to it (using terminal) sorry, I'm still learning... <OzanBurada> slackware.org.uk <OzanBurada> for unrestricted build. <OzanBurada> connie.slackware.com for restricted build. -<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk or -something like that?) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2185 - Added: Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:18:44 UTC +<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk +or something like that?) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1558, 2011-03-31 % -<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society deems -acceptable. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2188 - Added: Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:21:08 UTC +<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society +deems acceptable. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559, 2011-04-05 % < akerl> Is this still the key you're making for backups with duplicity? < alg2> yes -<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my backup -against the wall! -< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking for, -someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally? +<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my +backup against the wall! +< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking +for, someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally? <@caker> Sunday bloody SUNDAY < alg2> caker I am almost there I made the Key :D < akerl> alg2: where did you put your key when you uploaded it? <@caker> Akers unite! -< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging later -perhaps more fun and easier :) +< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging +later perhaps more fun and easier :) < alg2> akerl in root dir < akerl> caker :p <@caker> :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2189 - Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:00:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1560, 2011-04-06 % < Oak> \o < MLanden> o/ Oak @@ -20406,23 +12503,19 @@ perhaps more fun and easier :) < MLanden> Oak: good to hear < mako-sama> ...... < mako-sama> it's sunny today - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2190 - Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:48:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561, 2011-04-06 % < nyRednek> i think i'm going to start making circular pocket slide rules ... -< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function as a -slide rule? I dunno how they work...) +< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function +as a slide rule? I dunno how they work...) < Urchlay> I mean, a square protractor wouldn't work < alisonken1lap> yes - a circular slide rule works fine < alisonken1lap> just a little interesting in the centerpiece work < Urchlay> a combination circular saw and slide rule... < Urchlay> or one of those shuriken throwing star thingies < Urchlay> hm, you could major in electrical ninjaneering - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2191 - Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:10:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562, 2011-04-07 % < ybit> i'm not sure what the issue is with me logging in for pastebin < ybit> http://pastebin.com/qSCe3H4g @@ -20430,8 +12523,8 @@ slide rule? I dunno how they work...) <@pparadis> ybit: did you read the message in the dialog box? < ybit> yeah <@pparadis> ybit: what did the message say? -< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires a -username and password +< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires +a username and password <@pparadis> what did you enter? < ybit> in the dialog box < ybit> oh, my linode username/password @@ -20439,119 +12532,36 @@ username and password < ybit> because i figure that's what it wanted <@pparadis> read what you just pasted. < ybit> durka durka - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2192 - Added: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 04:21:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563, 2011-04-09 % < jeev> logmein sucks < thrice`> know what(who) else sucks? < jeev> your sister? < thrice`> yeah :( -< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named LaShawnda +< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named +LaShawnda < jkwood> Equal opportunity child naming, naturally. -< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11", his -sister is 5'5" +< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11'', +his sister is 5'5'' < jkwood> Yes, but thrice` was born at full height for revenge. < jeev> lol jkwood: The anti-troll. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2193 - Added: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:24:55 UTC -% -<+antiwire> guess wat -<+antiwire> a girl likes me -<+NaCl> whoa -<+raela> did you drug her? -<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet -<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden! -<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I -ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices! -<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive -<+antiwire> dude! -<+raela> you have to do better than that -<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish... -<+antiwire> she hooked me up -<+antiwire> fuuu all -<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive -<+antiwire> you're all jelly -<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds. -<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza - -46 Minutes later... - -<+antiwire> hey -<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out -<+antiwire> wtf -<+trhodes> i do that sometimes -<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out -<+antiwire> WTF -<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way -<+raela> wtf is wrong with you -<+antiwire> oh man wtf -<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite -doable -<+antiwire> hey -<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused -<+raela> I still manage -<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff -<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS -<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking -tag is in front too -<+antiwire> omg. -<+antiwire> how long has it been like this? -<+raela> how long has it been that way?! -<+raela> DUDE -<+antiwire> oh god. -<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza -<+antiwire> oh man! -<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!! -<+antiwire> that's fucked -<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza -<+antiwire> lmao -<+antiwire> hahahaha -<+antiwire> oh. no. -<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha -<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf, -that poor guy needs some extra slices" -<+antiwire> jesus -<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long -<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now -<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ? -<+antiwire> god damn. -<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle -<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro -<+antiwire> oh my god. -<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him, -wearing the shirt back to front -<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza -<+antiwire> fuck that. -<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now -<+antiwire> FU - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2194 - Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC -% -<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to -use Secure Pockets Layer" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2195 - Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1564, 2011-04-12 % <dafydd> eviljames - Apple is like Unix as McDonalds is like food - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2196 - Added: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:44:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565, 2011-04-15 % -<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well as -127.0.0.1? +<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well +as 127.0.0.1? <+raket> eg ssh -L 25:localhost:25 server <+antiwire> raket: by default, sshd listens on 0.0.0.0:22 <+antiwire> aka: any interface -<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal systems, -forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh server's LAN IP -<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need to make -sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables +<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal +systems, forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh +server's LAN IP +<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need +to make sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables <+raela> oh baby, keep the nerdy talk going, I'm getting turned on * raela moans <+antiwire> lol @@ -20562,8 +12572,8 @@ sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables <+antiwire> OMG OMG I'm in promiscuous mode! <+antiwire> RAW packet injections <+antiwire> :D -<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say things -like that o_O +<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say +things like that o_O <+antiwire> hahaha * serotonin considers noobfarm <+raela> I don't know enough network terminology to be really raunchy @@ -20572,25 +12582,19 @@ like that o_O <+pupit> i would add this to topic. <+Roin> lol <+hitest> hehe - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2197 - Added: Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:02:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566, 2011-04-16 % < notKlaatu> anybody ever bonded interfaces together? < notKlaatu> i mean anybody in here. < pegwole> I have, but I had to take medication for - something I caught afterwards. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2199 - Added: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:00:26 UTC + something I caught afterwards. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567, 2011-04-19 % -<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp: is operserv misbehaving today +<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp: is operserv misbehaving today <@CaptainTrek> :P <@bikcmp> there's an operserv? <@bikcmp> hint: users shouldn't know about that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2200 - Added: Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:57:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568, 2011-04-23 % < nenolod> freenode and quakenet should merge < jayne> why? @@ -20598,55 +12602,29 @@ like that o_O < jayne> but we'd be the biggest then! < ninjaneo> lol < jayne> richih would approve, I'm sure - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2203 - Added: Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:49:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569, 2011-04-25 % --!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit [Quit: -Client has been disconnected by the FBI] +-!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit +[Quit: Client has been disconnected by the FBI] < kudu> very funny, aj00200 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2204 - Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:24:43 UTC -% -pupit: !w heaven -SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was -not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results. -antiwire: oh yeah -antiwire: !w hell -SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW); -Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature: -49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16; -Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind: -ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH) -antiwire: what now bible boy -pupit: hahhaa -pupit: lmao -antiwire: lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2205 - Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570, 2011-04-25 % -< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20 blocks -above level 0 (the level before you hit the void) +< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20 +blocks above level 0 (the level before you hit the void) < cheshire_fox> even then, its rare < cheshire_fox> its as rare as me not using a tampoon < cheshire_fox> tampon* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2206 - Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:15:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571, 2011-04-25 % -< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released, the /topic -will change here +< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released, +the /topic will change here < nyRednek> it did when 13.1 was released < nyRednek> and when 13.0 was released < nyRednek> and 12.2, etc < rob0> It's released!! < rob0> whew, that feels better < byteframe> no shit. it's like, pinch that turd. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2209 - Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:01:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572, 2011-04-26 % -!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help < Amander> my cloak is all screwed up @@ -20655,71 +12633,58 @@ will change here < Amander> nah < Amander> FOSSnet/Owner/Amander <@bikcmp> not a chance (C) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2210 - Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 03:03:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1573, 2011-04-26 % <Cody> nothing they take 2 years to answer <nobody> How long did you wait? <Cody> 10 mins so far - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2211 - Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:19:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1574, 2011-04-27 % -< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a iso disk, -that has been verified +< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a +iso disk, that has been verified < gniks> IPSec and IKE are used to stop that -< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into your gay -pr0n to want to go that hassle :P +< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into +your gay pr0n to want to go that hassle :P < gniks> Tadgy: you woudl < canyouscore> woo I didn't mean to start flames < Tadgy> gniks: And you'd love it :P -< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with eachother -:)] +< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with +eachother :)] < thumbs> tadgy is just an ass < thumbs> !! < Tadgy> I love you too baby. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2212 - Added: Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:47:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1575, 2011-04-28 % -<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? .. -ex. --prefix=.. -<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm +<Dirge1> posso ver quais configuraçoes foram usadas para sua +compilaçao? .. ex. --prefix=.. +<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and +dmf for hsm <ananke> Dirge1: english :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2213 - Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576, 2011-04-29 % -< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run Norton -or McAfee in wine +< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run +Norton or McAfee in wine < lxslack> clamav? < lxslack> It could be used. < zaltekk> ....you missed hte poin entirely < lxslack> yes. < lxslack> I am starting to think I have. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2214 - Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 00:10:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1577, 2011-04-30 % -paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that without -actually compressing it ? +paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that +without actually compressing it ? paul424 : hmm mv foo.iso foo.iso.zip does not work. adrien : wut? alienBOB : Creating a ZIP file without compressing it? How do you mean paul424 : no compression, adding only zip header. so zip is valid. adrien : but why? adrien : what is the _end_ goal? -paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to get -cured. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2215 - Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 11:21:17 UTC +paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to +get cured. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578, 2011-05-01 % < CathyInBlue> rm -rf /bin/laden - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2216 - Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579, 2011-05-01 % <@Kyle> Gryllida: He let go of that little secret when he was drunk lol <@Kyle> Gryllida: The night we forced him to bed, heh @@ -20734,86 +12699,56 @@ cured. <@bikcmp> yeah. <@bikcmp> :/ <@bikcmp> embarassing. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2217 - Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:15:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580, 2011-05-01 % Shabbypenguin: bikcmp you can help me -Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for opserv.. any way -you can reset it for me? :D - @Null: baha - @bikcmp: yeah - @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame - @bikcmp: we don't have opserv - @bikcmp: :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2218 - Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:43:38 UTC +Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for +opserv.. any way you can reset it for me? :D + @Null: baha + @bikcmp: yeah + @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame + @bikcmp: we don't have opserv + @bikcmp: :P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581, 2011-05-02 % @aj00200: Ohh, yay! Noobfarm! -* aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2219 - Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:53:30 UTC + * aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582, 2011-05-02 % -<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is not a -noob?! +<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is +not a noob?! <+JStoker> Woo, I guess. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2220 - Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 01:15:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1583, 2011-05-02 % Bacta: I think giving my credit card details to Sony was a bad idea FailPowah: give it to me instead - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2222 - Added: Wed, 04 May 2011 10:32:15 UTC -% -<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source? -<imprint> played it once .. -<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS" -<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that -<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim -<sanchaz> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2223 - Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584, 2011-05-04 % <bawolff> Well this is irc -<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males, and all the -16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2225 - Added: Sun, 08 May 2011 03:02:54 UTC +<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males, +and all the 16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585, 2011-05-07 % <bikcmp> group hug! *hugs JStoker and JCSBot* * JStoker hugs JCSBot and bikcmp * JCSBot hugs JStoker back <JStoker> Aww, JCSBot rejected you... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2226 - Added: Mon, 09 May 2011 01:52:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586, 2011-05-08 % <Puddles> I just joined chat service, when does the chat serving begin? <Puddles> Time frame please? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2227 - Added: Thu, 12 May 2011 01:10:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587, 2011-05-11 % -<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how to -ask... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2229 - Added: Fri, 13 May 2011 14:02:14 UTC +<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how +to ask... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1588, 2011-05-13 % < Bekarfel> JESUS EXISTS! <@aj00200> really? < Bekarfel> MY BISHOP SAYS HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS <@aj00200> intresting... < Bekarfel> ... he's always touching my precious jesus - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2230 - Added: Sat, 14 May 2011 13:01:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1589, 2011-05-14 % 11:33:47 *** Terraria (webchat@110.55.2.177) has joined #terraria-fans 11:33:55 Terraria: hi @@ -20825,72 +12760,30 @@ ask... 11:35:07 Guest49258: Hey Terraria Fans 11:35:20 Guest49258: Do You Badly Want Terraria 11:35:57 *** Guest49258 (webchat@110.55.2.177) has quit (Client Quit) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2231 - Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 10:26:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1590, 2011-05-15 % <CaptainTrek> i'm no longer needing to use PuTTY to do shit XD <Spitfire> I stopped using a potty years ago. <Spitfire> I mean, dude, seriously. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2233 - Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 20:22:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591, 2011-05-15 % -<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of others :P +<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of +others :P <+dive> raela, when did problems with womens mental health affect men? <+raela> dive: lorena bobbit <+dive> o <+dive> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2236 - Added: Mon, 16 May 2011 22:21:37 UTC -% -< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :) -< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list -< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere -< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P -< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :( -< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that -< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/ -< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning -< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses -< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when -you were a sailor -< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it! -< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner -thigh? -< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place, -though -< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too -cold to wear shorts for me -< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up -your shirt and look down -< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail! -< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court -and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel -< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy -cell ;) -< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court -< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has -struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation, -known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so -to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware -ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and -raves. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2238 - Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592, 2011-05-16 % < ARob> I say we turn that 3T in to 15T and back up the internet -< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get hard -drives that big? +< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get +hard drives that big? <@rob0> Texas! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2239 - Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 21:58:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593, 2011-05-17 % -<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to have it. -Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think? +<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to +have it. Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you +guys think? <+surrounder> kgs: do you like to torture yourself ? <+mrcarrot> kgs: download openbsd instead :) <+surrounder> openbsd++ @@ -20898,11 +12791,9 @@ Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think? <+mrcarrot> openbsd++ <@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 19 reputation points. <+serotonin> openbsd++ -<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's been wantin -your dick for a while? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2241 - Added: Wed, 18 May 2011 07:44:10 UTC +<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's +been wantin your dick for a while? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594, 2011-05-18 % <+sira> i didn't have ahh one of those thingies for tires <+sira> the lifter thingy @@ -20914,133 +12805,47 @@ your dick for a while? <+sira> the name some how escaped me <+sira> well i have one that comes with my car but it's so tiny <+Olfway> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2242 - Added: Thu, 19 May 2011 04:27:38 UTC -% -<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend -< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time! -<+Olfway> chicka wow wow -<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro! -<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot? -<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days? -<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..." -<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow] -<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work" -<+antiwire> lol -<+antiwire> :D -<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and -it's not a floppy" -01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on -private memory space - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2245 - Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595, 2011-05-18 % < deskey> i am trying to edit the lilo < deskey> i have slack64 and slack32 and ubuntu installed < deskey> i can boot to any of those except the ubuntu < deskey> anyone know whats the boot image for ubuntu/ < deskey> image = /ubuntu64/boot/vmlinuz-2.6.38-8-generic -< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i select this -it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps lock blinks.. thats it +< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i +select this it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps +lock blinks.. thats it < Tadgy> Slackware's LILO won't boot ubuntu. < Tadgy> It's a safety feature. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2248 - Added: Sun, 22 May 2011 14:51:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1596, 2011-05-22 % -LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and Mac is for -hipsters :3 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2249 - Added: Mon, 23 May 2011 00:01:32 UTC +LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and +Mac is for hipsters :3 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597, 2011-05-22 % <[3]nertia> Is there such a thing as a good pathelogical liar? <KyleXY> [3]nertia: sure there is lol <Nebulae> Ted Bundy <KyleXY> Bill Gates <KyleXY> :P -* KyleXY chuckles + * KyleXY chuckles <KyleXY> He tells himself windows is secure all the ding dong day :p <Nebulae> Indeed. Both were excellent liars - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2250 - Added: Fri, 27 May 2011 01:48:25 UTC -% -<@Kyle> My auto replace list -<@Kyle> 20:25 Key Value Auto -<@Kyle> 20:25 e E yes -<@Kyle> 20:25 <3 cH- yes -<@Kyle> 20:25 lol heh, yes -<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'? -* Grille giggles. -< @Kyle> heh, yep -<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P -<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't -trigger anymore ;) -<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2251 - Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC -% -<@mughi> argh.. i really need to rewrite this pile of crap.. fscking growing a -table BY COLUMNS + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598, 2011-05-26 +% +<@mughi> argh.. i really need to rewrite this pile of crap.. fscking +growing a table BY COLUMNS <@pparadis> wait what? <@tjfontaine> wut! <@pparadis> like instead of an INSERT it's an ADD COLUMN?!?! <@mughi> never let electrical engineers write code - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2252 - Added: Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:40:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599, 2011-06-02 % And the winner goes to: -<<+ NaCl>> hey Dominian -<<+ NaCl>> I locked myself out of noobfarm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2256 - Added: Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:46:59 UTC -% -< navi> !urmom -<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants -(824:4/7) [murom] -* navi cries -< navi> That one's just mean -< navi> *sniffle* -< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it? -< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory -< InitHello> oh -< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the -projects? -< InitHello> like that? -< SelfishMan> I don't get it -< InitHello> apt = apartment -< InitHello> projects = government funded housing -< navi> InitHello: That is humourous. -< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application? -< navi> apt as in apartment. -< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get -< InitHello> exactly, navi -< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though -< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan -< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation -< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get" -< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it -< navi> T___L -< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son. -< navi> Towel? Nah. -< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET" -< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very -funny -< InitHello> or went over your head -< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on -< InitHello> moving right along - -My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2258 - Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC +«+ NaCl» hey Dominian +«+ NaCl» I locked myself out of noobfarm + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600, 2011-06-04 % Day three of the South East Linux Fest @@ -21050,18 +12855,14 @@ Day three of the South East Linux Fest < rworkman> um < rworkman> we hust talkd to some hot tirlts < rworkman> is holld sho go tsleep - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2259 - Added: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:26:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1601, 2011-06-12 % <+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man <+acidchild> I live in a caravan, <+acidchild> I turn't on the gas, <+acidchild> And i burnt my ass, <+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2261 - Added: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:07:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602, 2011-06-18 % <Olfway> are you blond? <rand0mbr4nd> no @@ -21070,148 +12871,79 @@ Day three of the South East Linux Fest <Olfway> whats your natural color? <rand0mbr4nd> blonde <Olfway> i rest my case - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2263 - Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:09:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603, 2011-06-20 % < dell> one of the best explanation for emacs < dell> GNU Emacs = Generally Not Used Except by Middle-Aged Computer Scientists. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2264 - Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:46:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604, 2011-06-21 % * byteframe is a big dummy who cleaned his lcd with 90% rubbing alchol. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2265 - Added: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:58:07 UTC -% -<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again -<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" -< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in -<+serotonin> hehe -<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think. -:P -<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^ -<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment -<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking -< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog -< antiwire> look all scared too -<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!" -<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min -ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away" -<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2266 - Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605, 2011-06-23 % < pegwole> Let's be completely honest though about - consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a - pet with cancer, you don't know when it's - going to die but you know it won't last very - long. Buying a PS3 is like getting married, - you forget you have friends, your money goes - to your new lifestyle, and after a while - people stop calling you. Buying a Wii is - like adopting a special needs child, they can - do a lot of things other kids can do but for - some reason they tend to break your TV much - more often than other children. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2267 - Added: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:57:03 UTC + consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a + pet with cancer, you don't know when it's + going to die but you know it won't last very + long. Buying a PS3 is like getting married, + you forget you have friends, your money goes + to your new lifestyle, and after a while + people stop calling you. Buying a Wii is + like adopting a special needs child, they can + do a lot of things other kids can do but for + some reason they tend to break your TV much + more often than other children. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1606, 2011-06-28 % -!- jesse_ [~jesse@14.139.58.197] has joined #ubuntu <jesse_> hello <jesse_> anyone using Ubuntu here..!! <Zolty1> Nope we are all mac users - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2268 - Added: Tue, 05 Jul 2011 05:23:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607, 2011-07-04 % < GauHelldragon> when i grow up i am going to be a bikcmp < bikcmp> oh god. <@Spitfire> You might have to grow down for that. < bikcmp> oh fuck you Spitfire <@Spitfire> :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2269 - Added: Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:02:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608, 2011-07-05 % -<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line, use -apt-fast :) +<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line, +use apt-fast :) <jiltdil> ActionParsnip:is apt-fast is new -<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that apt-get - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2270 - Added: Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:49:01 UTC +<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that +apt-get + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609, 2011-07-07 % <+nachox_> hmm, marshmallows have to be heated? <+nachox_> or they are supposed to be eaten raw? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2271 - Added: Sat, 09 Jul 2011 19:24:16 UTC -% -< mancha> is "salix" french for theft? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2272 - Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1610, 2011-07-09 % <Kays> Python 3.2.1 is here! <tjay> python is a new kind of bot ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2273 - Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 05:54:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611, 2011-07-10 % * hitest lets loose a window rattling fart * adrien breathes * dive faints * Mortvert lights a match * hitest explodes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2275 - Added: Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:44:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1612, 2011-07-14 % -<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get familiar with -linux commands and that's fast and very simple? +<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get +familiar with linux commands and that's fast and very simple? <rgr> SimeonK: the most used one. <rgr> Ubuntu. <rgr> #ubuntu <SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple <rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features? <rgr> do you want a gui? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2276 - Added: Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:58:13 UTC -% -<< crocket>> Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access -to audio to users? -<< theborger>> it uses speakers - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2279 - Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 04:04:22 UTC -% --!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r, -+serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela, (+38 more, -use /NETSPLIT to show all of them) -<+antiwire> what. the. fuck. -<+antiwire> they left us -<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks -<+Olfway> O.o -<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery' -body! -<+Olfway> what just happened? -<+antiwire> the internet broke -<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server -<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode -<+Olfway> oh gods... -<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!! -<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive... -<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o -<+Olfway> =o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2280 - Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613, 2011-07-15 +% +« crocket» Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give +access to audio to users? +« theborger» it uses speakers + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614, 2011-07-18 % <@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad? <@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good @@ -21219,62 +12951,47 @@ body! <@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes <@serotonin> lmao <+Olfway_> hahahahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2281 - Added: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:57:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615, 2011-07-21 % <gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD <gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with! <gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2283 - Added: Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:09:27 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616, 2011-07-22 % <axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad <axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2284 - Added: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:11:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617, 2011-07-23 % Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough? Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2285 - Added: Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:22:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618, 2011-07-27 % 21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2286 - Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:59:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619, 2011-07-27 % <crocket> Oh my god <crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address. <rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2287 - Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:42:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620, 2011-07-27 % -Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core -than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up... -Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could -do to Emma Watson with my wand... :) +Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard +core than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up... +Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things +I could do to Emma Watson with my wand... :) Master-Passeli: please, no more details evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons Master-Passeli: hey please! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2288 - Added: Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:51:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621, 2011-08-01 % <+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;) * Olfway_ strangles BP{k} -<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to be cute... +<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to +be cute... <+kethry> occasionaly anyway -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ <+Olfway_> kethry: lol -!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2291 - Added: Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:18:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622, 2011-08-05 % <+raela> were you waiting for me to say something? <+sero> yes, I'm evil like that @@ -21282,13 +12999,11 @@ Master-Passeli: hey please! <+raela> damn <+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike <+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2292 - Added: Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:35:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623, 2011-08-07 % <+aceofspades19> !urban cock mangler -<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful -of cock. +<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a +mouthful of cock. <+aceofspades19> ewww <+antiwire> lol <+sero> hahaha @@ -21298,13 +13013,11 @@ of cock. <+antiwire> omfg <+sero> lmao <+Olfway> i almost threw up laughing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2293 - Added: Tue, 09 Aug 2011 05:14:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624, 2011-08-08 % -<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes --with-herbes && -make - pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach +<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes +--with-herbes && make + pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach <+dive> noms <+Olfway> heh <+raela> mmm pizza @@ -21315,56 +13028,38 @@ make < Dominian> that's usually when /dev/toilet comes int o play <+dive> dd if=/mnt/lowerintestine of=/brighton/beach <+BP{k}> Dominian: well you definately don't want to use umount -f - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2295 - Added: Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:49:24 UTC -% -<< tools>> I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I - writer -<< antiwire>> tools: no, try reconnecting - <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client Quit] -<< antiwire>> lmao - >>>>>> tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk -<< tools>> Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ? -<< antiwire>> tools: same deal, try once more. -<< tools>> I have just tried -<< antiwire>> just again -<< antiwire>> 1 more -<< tools>> Are u doing this for fun ? -<< antiwire>> :> -<< tools>> LULZ - <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] [] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2296 - Added: Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:46:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1625, 2011-08-11 +% +« tools» I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I + writer +« antiwire» tools: no, try reconnecting + ««« tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client + Quit] +« antiwire» lmao + »»» tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk +« tools» Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ? +« antiwire» tools: same deal, try once more. +« tools» I have just tried +« antiwire» just again +« antiwire» 1 more +« tools» Are u doing this for fun ? +« antiwire» :> +« tools» LULZ + ««« tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] [] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626, 2011-08-13 % questionsabout joined #ubuntu -<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with his owner +<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with +his owner <questionsabout> should i change it ? <ultrixx> questionsabout: yes, change to windows - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2297 - Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:26:55 UTC -% -<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is -"Catholic priest". -* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there. -* Alan_Hicks is a troll today. -<+crocket> catholic priest -<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less -than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is. -<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2298 - Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627, 2011-08-15 % -19:33:38 chupacabra | where do I get google chrome? +19:33:38 chupacabra | where do I get google chrome? 19:33:47 taleon | google.com/chrome -19:33:54 chupacabra | lol ok. +19:33:54 chupacabra | lol ok. 19:33:58 chupacabra | tks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2299 - Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:36:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628, 2011-08-15 % nullvalue: i want to add connect to socks5 to my perl script nullvalue: how may i do it @@ -21380,150 +13075,71 @@ yrg: :) StoneWork: usually only one half of the socket pair though StoneWork: so it's hard to track down Gasseus: LOL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2303 - Added: Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:59:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1629, 2011-08-24 % <ferdna> mancha, how do you listen to tty? <ferdna> cat /dev/tty -<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no longer help. -<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and you say -that i have to listen to tty - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2304 - Added: Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:12:13 UTC -% -<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich -<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ -sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish... -<+sero> haha, damn -<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >> -<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P -<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know... -* sero puts an OBGYN on standby.... -<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2305 - Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC +<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no +longer help. +<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and +you say that i have to listen to tty + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1630, 2011-08-28 % < homie> how much is a buck ? < Tadgy> 20 for oral, 30 for pen... < Tadgy> Oh, you said buck. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2306 - Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:47:55 UTC -% -Tadgy : Passwords should be stored in your head. -thumbs : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I -presume? -alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2307 - Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631, 2011-08-29 % < surHAAT> heya NightTiger o// < NightTiger> Hey there! New nick? < surHAAT> temporary <+dive> assHAAT <+theborger> he goes by lots of names, here we just call him, Love Tunnel - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2308 - Added: Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:25:35 UTC -% -21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop -search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire. -21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas -and....i hated them all them all -21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight -21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic" -21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2309 - Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632, 2011-09-02 % * Now talking in ##windows -<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to change -cmd.exe's default tab size? +<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to +change cmd.exe's default tab size? <neverblue> as in the key sent to cmd ? -<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default is 8 -and I'd like to make that 4 +<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default +is 8 and I'd like to make that 4 <neverblue> use \t/2 ? * quasar headdesk -This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2310 - Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:02:11 UTC -% -< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads -< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn -< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this - circumstance" -< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little pony, -Narrenschiff - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2311 - Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC +This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633, 2011-09-03 % * Mortvert pokes brabo with office suite -* brabo smacks Mortvert in the head -* Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed. + * brabo smacks Mortvert in the head + * Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed. <Mortvert> I found one, lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2312 - Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:43:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634, 2011-09-03 % <+PerfieM> I'm gonna be the new addition to staff! <+PerfieM> YAAAAYYY <+bazhang> that can't be good <+PerfieM> bazhang: that would be the day freenode burns in hell -<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on Windows, -using officeIRC - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2314 - Added: Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:42:56 UTC -% -Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but -they don't have "rights". If i'm hungry, I eat them. If they annoy me, I kick -them. If i'm horny... -rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem! -pupit: lmao -Habitual: meow means NO! -rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one. -pupit: lmao again -alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but -if i'm annoyed, I kick him - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2315 - Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC -% -<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant. Instructions said "remove cap and push up -bottom." -<@Dominian> lol -<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2316 - Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC +<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on +Windows, using officeIRC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1635, 2011-09-09 % -Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just a shit -ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws. +Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just +a shit ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws. Dominian : like noobfarm Alan_Hicks : Precisely. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2317 - Added: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:49:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636, 2011-09-22 % < pegwole> threethirty: Why were you logged in as root earlier? < threethirty> i was booted into partedmagic trying to zero out this drive < pegwole> Well that's fun, I successfully convinced a chick I know that - squirrels lay eggs. That's what acorns are, and that's why - squirrels build nests. I also told her that when you see a - squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and take it, - because it's about to eat a baby squirrel. + squirrels lay eggs. That's what acorns are, and that's why + squirrels build nests. I also told her that when you see a + squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and + take it, + because it's about to eat a baby squirrel. < pegwole> This autumn should be pretty fun for me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2319 - Added: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:13:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637, 2011-09-28 % noobsaib00t|8757 joined <rindolf> thef1y: hi. [22:38:14] @@ -21545,34 +13161,27 @@ apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|9957 Reason: [school] apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8757 Reason: [right] apeiron kicked noobsaib00t Reason: [now] <ncow> wow - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2320 - Added: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:54:22 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638, 2011-09-30 % -<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten years -those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look like a flaccid -penis. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2321 - Added: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:23:12 UTC +<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten +years those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look +like a flaccid penis. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639, 2011-10-04 % -< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my favorite -things to do +< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my +favorite things to do < Dominian> lol -< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company time +< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company +time < Dominian> lmfao < andarius> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2322 - Added: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:03:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640, 2011-10-06 % -<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with a -lighter... -<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game... I almost finished this level but then the -explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s ) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2323 - Added: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:01:12 UTC +<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with +a lighter... +<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game… I almost finished this level but +then the explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s ) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641, 2011-10-11 % <+trhodes> wgetting lunch ?! cool!! <+trhodes> i wanna try that :P @@ -21582,18 +13191,14 @@ explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s ) <+Dominian> no shit! <+Dominian> I am AWESOME <+trhodes> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2324 - Added: Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:22:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642, 2011-10-11 % <+aceofspades19> I love mcdicks fries - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2325 - Added: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:33:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643, 2011-10-14 % <EyesIsMine> HOLY -<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free Swap space: 7.31 GB -total / 1.64 GB free +<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free Swap space: +7.31 GB total / 1.64 GB free <EyesIsMine> THAT'S NOT GOOD <orbit> that's less than ideal. <EyesIsMine> what the hell is taking up all the real memory @@ -21602,34 +13207,22 @@ total / 1.64 GB free <orbit> firefox. <EyesIsMine> nope <EyesIsMine> woah. -* orbit arches an eyebrow + * orbit arches an eyebrow <EyesIsMine> ... waiting ....................... <EyesIsMine> damnit <EyesIsMine> Maybe I should sudo aptitude upgrade <gry> Hahahahahahaha. -* orbit arches an eyebrow - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2326 - Added: Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:03:02 UTC + * orbit arches an eyebrow + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644, 2011-10-15 % -<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning module on -the bot +<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning +module on the bot <+eviljames> it started learning from the channel's banter <+eviljames> and was promptly driven insane - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2327 - Added: Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:41:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1645, 2011-10-17 % <+sero> I break shit in ways others don't even fucking dream of! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2328 - Added: Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:46:00 UTC -% -<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?" "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the -penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2329 - Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1646, 2011-10-20 % <rst> sure, perl is faster than python for a few things <@epixoip> a few things? @@ -21639,41 +13232,33 @@ penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!" <@epixoip> only if you don't know perl. <@Apsu> ^ <rebeccablack> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2330 - Added: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:46:42 UTC -% -<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer services - section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I emailed -the - company and told them they should stop spamming and they -told me to fuck off + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647, 2011-10-24 +% +<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer +services + section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I + emailed the + company and told them they should stop spamming + and they told me to fuck off <+aceofspades19> literally they said 'you sir can fuck right off' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2331 - Added: Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:49:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648, 2011-10-24 % -< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move a -window around it, the icon gets glithces. +< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move +a window around it, the icon gets glithces. < crocket> Is this bug fixed? <+rworkman> Yes. Don't do that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2332 - Added: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:38:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1649, 2011-10-26 % * aceofspades19 wonders what #offtopic will say when and if I have a kid -<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having a kid than - you aceofspades19...... :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2333 - Added: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:50:19 UTC +<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having +a kid than + you aceofspades19...... :P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650, 2011-10-27 % <bikcmp> JStoker: hm. any other distro's worth peeking at? <bikcmp> aside from debian. <JStoker> debian - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2334 - Added: Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:38:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1651, 2011-10-29 % < ScreamerX> is slackware dead? < Skywise> yes @@ -21684,29 +13269,10 @@ window around it, the icon gets glithces. < Skywise> its dead now < ScreamerX> which distribution? < Skywise> slackware - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2335 - Added: Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:36:10 UTC -% -<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs? I mean, really -they're just lumps of fat. What's the attraction, other than we don't have - them? -<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess -<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe -<+danc3> yeah, probably true -<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic -thoughts of genitalia :p -<+danc3> haha -<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes -<+danc3> they're like snowflakes -<+NyteOwl> lol -<+danc3> except they last longer - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2337 - Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC -% -<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that I'll -laugh. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652, 2011-11-02 +% +<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that +I'll laugh. <bikcmp> i see <bikcmp> that's cool <Spitfire> lol @@ -21715,57 +13281,38 @@ laugh. <bikcmp> really, stop it <bikcmp> :( <Spitfire> Haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2338 - Added: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:08:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653, 2011-11-13 % -<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places -<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside -your mother's ass crack. -<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2339 - Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC -% --!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined ##slackware-offtopic +-!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined +##slackware-offtopic -!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v antiwire] by AgentAnderson <+antiwire> guys <+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you. <+Olfway> you got laid? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2340 - Added: Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:20:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654, 2011-11-18 % <+adrien> let's have sex together <+antiwire> XD <+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2342 - Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:52:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655, 2011-11-22 % <+BP{k}> heels > flats. <+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh <+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something? <+antiwire> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2343 - Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:07:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1656, 2011-11-22 % -* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with -him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come -back at 5 pm :P +* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have +sex with him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, +and leave and come back at 5 pm :P <+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2344 - Added: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:48:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657, 2011-11-28 % < thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no? < thrice`> looks weird to me < BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;) < andarius> To soak up the pee :o - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2345 - Added: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:34:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1658, 2011-11-29 % <+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off +aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife @@ -21774,28 +13321,12 @@ back at 5 pm :P <+Dominian> adaptr: nope <+Dominian> all at once <+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2349 - Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:36:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659, 2011-12-06 % -fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my -to-do list" a priority -fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today -Boss: true -fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass? -Boss: false -fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values -Boss: undefined -fuzzbawl: lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2350 - Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC -% -<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros -of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2353 - Added: Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:09:11 UTC +<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various +distros of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being +homeless...i dig it! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660, 2011-12-18 % +adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-) +hitest | yep @@ -21807,9 +13338,7 @@ of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it! +hitest | haha +hitest | ++ +hitest | good one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2354 - Added: Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661, 2011-12-19 % < cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input < bikcmp> cliched: watch the language @@ -21818,476 +13347,292 @@ of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it! -!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ < bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator < bikcmp> :-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2359 - Added: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 05:35:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662, 2011-12-26 % -<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car -engine. +<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder +than a car engine. <+theborger> must of been my wife - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2360 - Added: Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:32:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663, 2011-12-30 % < Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from -util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill -from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it. +util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of +the kill from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill +command in it. < Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day. -< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies? +< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves +zombies? < Skaperen> not completely dead < Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2361 - Added: Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:01:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1664, 2012-01-01 % -* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey -Olfway fetch :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2362 - Added: Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:08:44 UTC +* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, +so i can sey Olfway fetch :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1665, 2012-01-06 % -<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't -working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again +<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen +wasn't working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again <+aceofspades19> I was like .. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2363 - Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:39:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1666, 2012-01-06 % <+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D <@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -.. <+Olfway> wtf... <+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big.... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2364 - Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:39:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667, 2012-01-06 % -<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart -<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ? -<+adaptr> you virgin you -<+Olfway> NOT.NOT -<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr -<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do -<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2366 - Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC -% -<<+aceofspades1>> well it gets this cold about once a year -<<+ dive>> yeah it's called 'winter' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2369 - Added: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:16:10 UTC +«+aceofspades1» well it gets this cold about once a year +«+ dive» yeah it's called 'winter' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668, 2012-01-19 % * Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild <+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over..... <+sero> !weather Hell, MI -<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a -temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and -it's Clear. +<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) +has a temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph +(0.0 km/h). Oh, and it's Clear. <+sero> yup, look at that. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2370 - Added: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:21:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669, 2012-01-21 % < four_20> where's Olfway? < Sammies843> idk. < four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit (13 minutes later) < Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2371 - Added: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:43:05 UTC -% -< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin. -< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i -told the guy to point the antenna your way" -< pegwole> He lives across town. -< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works... -< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2372 - Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670, 2012-01-22 % -<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back -into my room it smelled like a sewer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2373 - Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:06:27 UTC +<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came +back into my room it smelled like a sewer. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671, 2012-01-30 % <andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2374 - Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:42:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672, 2012-01-30 % -@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!" -",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<< -<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>." -@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short. -+edman007 | that's what she said -@trhodes | lmao -+hitest | lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2375 - Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC -% -<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is -the deal with that? +<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but +what is the deal with that? <+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2377 - Added: Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:01:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1673, 2012-02-06 % <+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog <+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2378 - Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:39:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1674, 2012-02-07 % <LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops <LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2379 - Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:49:15 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675, 2012-02-07 % -< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 year old - kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2380 - Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:55:10 UTC +< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 +year old + kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676, 2012-02-10 % -+kgs | Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning? -+kgs | Is it because of farts or something? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2381 - Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:05:46 UTC ++kgs │ Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning? ++kgs │ Is it because of farts or something? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677, 2012-02-11 % -<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to rescale it to -four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload the original, and G13 to -go back a picture> +<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to +rescale it to four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload +the original, and G13 to go back a picture> [grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now [grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000 - photos to go through + photos to go through [pegwole] Nice to know you're looking at porn right now. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2382 - Added: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:36:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678, 2012-02-11 % <+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell <+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source <+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap <+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2384 - Added: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:32:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679, 2012-02-17 % <@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now? <@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again. <@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2385 - Added: Sun, 19 Feb 2012 04:34:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680, 2012-02-18 % -<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2387 - Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC -% -<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go asl in -##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help +<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go +asl in ##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help <@alienBOB> We are not your fucking helpdesk - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2388 - Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:22:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1681, 2012-02-24 % <@sero> @eightball Is CaptObviousman an old fart? <@AgentAnderson> sero: Obviously. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2389 - Added: Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:13:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1682, 2012-02-26 % <+antiwire> I don't always browse goat pr0n, but when I do, I use port 53 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2390 - Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:31:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683, 2012-02-27 % -incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to have -that group in case i need to use a floppy image - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2391 - Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:13:17 UTC +incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to +have that group in case i need to use a floppy image + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1684, 2012-02-27 % <+BP{k}> in catholic church .. religion fucks you. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2392 - Added: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:06:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685, 2012-02-29 % -<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into my -chinese - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2393 - Added: Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:00:04 UTC +<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into +my chinese + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686, 2012-03-02 % --!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined ##slackware - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2396 - Added: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:08:34 UTC +-!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined +##slackware + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687, 2012-03-10 % (+ Olfway) ## makes me want to snort massive amounts of coke - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2397 - Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:24:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1688, 2012-03-10 % <Unit193> Girl? What's that? -<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single mistake -while using it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2398 - Added: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:58:08 UTC +<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single +mistake while using it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689, 2012-03-13 % < CaptObviousman> it is official steak&bj day, I'd forgotten * | andarius heads over to BP{k}'s place - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2399 - Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:17:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690, 2012-03-14 % -<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a blowjob, -its pi day +<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a +blowjob, its pi day <+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately. <+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today -* CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his index -finger/thumb tonight -<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of the -helpers, not the helpees + * CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his + index finger/thumb tonight +<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of +the helpers, not the helpees <+eviljames> bahahahahaha <+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA -<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, but lord -that would hurt like hell - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2400 - Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:20:15 UTC +<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, +but lord that would hurt like hell + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691, 2012-03-14 % -<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a god damn -cup in it +<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a +god damn cup in it <+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2401 - Added: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:44:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692, 2012-03-15 % -<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my pants ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2402 - Added: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:13:59 UTC +<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my +pants ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693, 2012-03-16 % * edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19) aceofspades19 has joined ##slackware-offtopic -+aceofspades19 | I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join command - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2403 - Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:42:24 UTC ++aceofspades19 │ I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join +command + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1694, 2012-03-17 % -<< wizbit>> You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan. -<< wizbit>> hmmm there is something fishy about that email.. - wizbit rubs chin - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2404 - Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:51:33 UTC +« wizbit» You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan. +« wizbit» hmmm there is something fishy about that email.. + wizbit rubs chin + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695, 2012-03-18 % < Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket. < thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens? -< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness. We're not supposed to ignore the -retards anymore are we? :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2405 - Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:56:16 UTC +< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness. We're not supposed to +ignore the retards anymore are we? :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696, 2012-03-22 % <lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ? <Defusal> lautriv, no it is not <Defusal> root is called root. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2406 - Added: Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:55:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697, 2012-03-23 % -+Roin | @.@ -@AgentAnderson | Roin: How the hell should I know! -+Roin | AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything! -@AgentAnderson | Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that? -+Roin | most certanly I do ._. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2407 - Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:04:24 UTC ++Roin │ @.@ +@AgentAnderson │ Roin: How the hell should I know! ++Roin │ AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking +everything! +@AgentAnderson │ Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that? ++Roin │ most certanly I do ._. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698, 2012-03-25 % <+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2408 - Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:12:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699, 2012-03-25 % < Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis < NitroGL> finger girlfriend < rob0> no, he said no_foreplay < jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist -< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you -'modprobe hick mode=default' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2409 - Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:56:54 UTC +< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister +after you 'modprobe hick mode=default' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700, 2012-03-25 % -dive | notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2410 - Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:18:37 UTC +dive │ notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701, 2012-03-27 % <+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware. <+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p <+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance <+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2411 - Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:07:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702, 2012-03-28 % < RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you < Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };: < RJ> iu know what it is < Olfway> What is it then? -!- RJ [~RJ@comcast.net] has quit [connection reset by peer] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2412 - Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:17:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703, 2012-03-28 % <+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2414 - Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:42:22 UTC -% -<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in windows, so -why not Linux(android) in Linux? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2415 - Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:57:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704, 2012-04-02 % -< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just -cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know" -< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2416 - Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC +<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in +windows, so why not Linux(android) in Linux? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705, 2012-04-02 % -<<+ Dominian>> How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, - lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch, - lightswitch, energy? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2417 - Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:54:26 UTC +«+ Dominian» How many SEO experts does it take to change a light +bulb, + lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch, + lightswitch, energy? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706, 2012-04-03 % <albacker> what's the default emacs font? <legumbre> RMS Sans Mono - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2418 - Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:02:44 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707, 2012-04-03 % -<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning from -his cock? +<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning +from his cock? <Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden <Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost <Olfway> *BZZT* <Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2419 - Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:52:05 UTC -% -<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck -<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch -<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come - inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so -he - didn't get fed -<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly - as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he -could - escape -<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house - wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse -<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked - into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of -the - shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and - started clawing my like crazy -<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein -<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he - has no doubt infected me with -<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a - variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won, -because he - is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry -through - the threat out of pure spit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2420 - Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708, 2012-04-03 % <+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em? <+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2421 - Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:44:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709, 2012-04-05 % -<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the men -standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their cocks bark out -at each other. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2422 - Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:51:11 UTC +<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the +men standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their +cocks bark out at each other. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710, 2012-04-05 % < drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else! < drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT < Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2423 - Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:53:33 UTC -% -<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF -<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood - out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2424 - Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711, 2012-04-05 % -<<@ BP{k}>> I went to mordor last year ... -<<+ NaCl>> BP{k}: Did you simply walk there? -<<@ BP{k}>> why, yes. Yes I did. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2425 - Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:35:24 UTC +«@ BP{k}» I went to mordor last year ... +«+ NaCl» BP{k}: Did you simply walk there? +«@ BP{k}» why, yes. Yes I did. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1712, 2012-04-06 % <@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years <+lulzfish_4> fap? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2426 - Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:08:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1713, 2012-04-06 % -<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad things to - it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2427 - Added: Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:53:33 UTC +<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad +things to + it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714, 2012-04-07 % <crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops. <crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2428 - Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:07:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1715, 2012-04-09 % -rob0 | Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, microwavable -bowls. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2429 - Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:35:47 UTC +rob0 │ Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, +microwavable bowls. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716, 2012-04-09 % -<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not qualified to -write the program. Go back to hello, world. +<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not +qualified to write the program. Go back to hello, world. <pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2430 - Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:36:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717, 2012-04-10 % <pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth? <Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it? @@ -22300,45 +13645,18 @@ write the program. Go back to hello, world. <Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :) <Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww <rob0> Hide the altar boys! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2431 - Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:56:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718, 2012-04-11 % <+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway? <+Olfway> ... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2432 - Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:51:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719, 2012-04-11 % -<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to do on -the toilet :( +<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to +do on the toilet :( . . <raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2433 - Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:33:34 UTC -% -<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus" -<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh? -<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name -<+hitest> heh -<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just - quickly glance? -<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language - than English? -<+Olfway> shit -<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that - and never forget it... -<+Olfway> english is the only real language -<+Olfway> (hahahaha) -<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking -<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc, - could you help me?" -<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2434 - Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1720, 2012-04-12 % SSSeSSS > [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] joins #xfs SSSeSSS : Hi all @@ -22350,7 +13668,8 @@ SSSeSSS : I am kinda new to the linux world so i dunno but I love linux SSSeSSS : ya well i figured that much but what about SSSeSSS : i dont see anyone on the topic if you know what i mean SSSeSSS : I have not had any problems with my file systems yet -SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really wondering? +SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really +wondering? SSSeSSS : anyone know of another good linux chat? 2SSSeSSS < [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] quits [Quit: Leaving] adrien : ^^ @@ -22358,183 +13677,137 @@ sandeen`` : plonk. CybDev : lol CybDev : he really needs to get out more ^^ elder : linux gurlz r teh bomb - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2435 - Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:16:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721, 2012-04-17 % -22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS, -Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490 +22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 +GS, Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), +LG 42LD490 22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff? 22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :) 22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd 22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2436 - Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:50:26 UTC -% -+Olfway | I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth... -@firebird | Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could -potentially bite off? :) -+Olfway | i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in -it's mouth -+Olfway | wait... -+Olfway | awh fuck -* | Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2437 - Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:55:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722, 2012-04-17 +% ++Olfway │ I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in +it's mouth... +@firebird │ Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that +it could potentially bite off? :) ++Olfway │ i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck +i just poped in it's mouth ++Olfway │ wait... ++Olfway │ awh fuck +* │ Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723, 2012-04-17 % <+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke? < subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe <+Olfway> lmfao -<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come - to think of it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2438 - Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:19:37 UTC +<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current +job come + to think of it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1724, 2012-04-18 % -<< sharvey>> is the slackware site down? +« sharvey» is the slackware site down? .... -<< jg71>> hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server! - jg71 looks at crocket -<< petar^>> how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff -<< Junius>> he's a speshul agent - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2440 - Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:11:44 UTC +« jg71» hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server! + jg71 looks at crocket +« petar^» how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff +« Junius» he's a speshul agent + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725, 2012-04-18 % <+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2441 - Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:39:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1726, 2012-04-18 % -+nyteowl | when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of, -divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2442 - Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:27:46 UTC ++nyteowl │ when guessing the wife's weight take the first number +you thought of, divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will +ensure your survival + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727, 2012-04-19 % -+Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's -valve stem covers off their tires -+Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them ++Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking +everyone's valve stem covers off their tires ++Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them +theborger damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2443 - Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:47:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1728, 2012-04-19 % -<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go. In fact, it might be beneficial. - Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even -have a website... no one knows about it!" -<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2444 - Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC +<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen? will the aliens abduct me +and stick things up my back side? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1729, 2012-04-20 % -<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen? will the aliens abduct me and stick -things up my back side? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2445 - Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:14:36 UTC +<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the +user wanted to lick it. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730, 2012-04-24 % -<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user -wanted to lick it. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2446 - Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:47:47 UTC -% -<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of -the week +<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line +any day of the week <+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw -<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of -the week :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2447 - Added: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:43:57 UTC +<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks +any day of the week :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731, 2012-04-24 % < the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet < notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average. < notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's -< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average -after the internet something something something porn. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2448 - Added: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:11:27 UTC -% -+Olfway | i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea -+adrien | which is a pearl necklace of course -+Olfway | and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn... -which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire -+Olfway | well im out for the night -+Olfway | later y'all - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2449 - Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:23:38 UTC +< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below +average after the internet something something something porn. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732, 2012-04-26 +% ++Olfway │ i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea ++adrien │ which is a pearl necklace of course ++Olfway │ and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to +watch porn... which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire ++Olfway │ well im out for the night ++Olfway │ later y'all + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733, 2012-04-28 % (+ theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2450 - Added: Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:30:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1734, 2012-04-29 % <+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward -* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now -engaged. To another woman. + * MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend + is now engaged. To another woman. <+aceofspades19> you made her go lez! <+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2452 - Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 05:10:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1735, 2012-05-01 % <+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$ /index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last; -<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and -barfed all over nginx - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2453 - Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 20:21:00 UTC +<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad +chili and barfed all over nginx + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736, 2012-05-02 % <datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P <wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough building - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2458 - Added: Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1737, 2012-05-11 % -curiousgeorge | what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy -of the install dvd -curiousgeorge | but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all -these upgrades ;) -adaptr | yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2460 - Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 01:44:41 UTC +curiousgeorge │ what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg +at a local copy of the install dvd +curiousgeorge │ but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly +there were all these upgrades ;) +adaptr │ yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738, 2012-05-12 % -<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap -airfare? +<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super +cheap airfare? <gheraint> become aircrew <CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag? -<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to -not become religious? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2461 - Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 08:19:33 UTC +<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and +an oath to not become religious? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739, 2012-05-13 % -<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge -opteron - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2462 - Added: Fri, 18 May 2012 19:15:32 UTC +<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the +sandybridge opteron + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740, 2012-05-18 % (+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2463 - Added: Mon, 21 May 2012 14:59:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1741, 2012-05-21 % -<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever +<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest £50 ever <thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do -<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up -on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out. +<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing +showing up on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out. <gry> What was the problem? <Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in? <nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor. @@ -22542,15 +13815,11 @@ on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out. <nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out <T_A_N_K> lmfao <nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2464 - Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1742, 2012-05-22 % -<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle -at the same time - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2465 - Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:58:49 UTC +<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can +handle at the same time + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1743, 2012-05-22 % # Yo-mama jokes by nerds... @@ -22559,39 +13828,39 @@ at the same time <+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width <+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline <+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions -<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle -at the same time +<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can +handle at the same time <+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource -<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle... -<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around -her body +<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in +a cycle... +<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in +and around her body <+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle -<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her. +<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is +using her. <+Stoo> hm .. nah +Stoo * fails at this game <+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play -<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own +<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of +her own <+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports <+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size <+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access -<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at -once. -<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough -viruses +<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory +all at once. +<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already +has enough viruses <+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous <+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages <+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every performance. :P HAHAHAHHA - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2466 - Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 20:28:43 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1744, 2012-05-22 % * andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :| - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2467 - Added: Fri, 25 May 2012 19:28:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745, 2012-05-25 % -<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine +<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with +sun shine <HoopyCat> is that near constantinople? <bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's <HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry @@ -22600,271 +13869,215 @@ performance. :P HAHAHAHHA <bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat <Commodore> apostrophes <Commodore> does not have an apostrophe - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2468 - Added: Mon, 28 May 2012 13:10:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746, 2012-05-28 % <Skywise> how much does it pay? <mancha> 5 bugumbas <Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin? <mancha> once your ass stops hurting - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2469 - Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 18:46:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1747, 2012-05-30 % -<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2470 - Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 19:50:44 UTC +<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in +a day + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748, 2012-05-30 % <+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2472 - Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:39:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749, 2012-06-05 % -* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The -Sopranos -* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The -Sopranos though a window at his house +* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching +The Sopranos + * Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him + watch The Sopranos though a window at his house <+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man -* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow -talk. + * Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's + pillow talk. <+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things? <+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2473 - Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:46:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750, 2012-06-05 % -<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony -soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not -cruel enough. -<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2474 - Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:57:18 UTC +<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes +stony soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too +kind or not cruel enough. +<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never +knew.. thanks + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751, 2012-06-06 % <rworkman> I'm fucked up. <rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock <rworkman> Um,no. <rworkman> Alan is an ass. <rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2477 - Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:03:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752, 2012-06-09 % <+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D <+theborger> get my Tan on <+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot <+Olfway> like, about 70-80 <+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2478 - Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:24:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1753, 2012-06-10 % -<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus - with your computer' +<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship +the virus + with your computer' <+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT <+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2479 - Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:12:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1754, 2012-06-11 % -<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever -<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names' +<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement +ever +<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random +names' <+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm <+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought <+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm <+aceofspades19> BITCH! -<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for -inches - so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes -<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure - faggot +<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute +for inches + so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes +<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not +an insecure + faggot <+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is. <+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it <+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try... <+SpaceJockey> lol -<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz - that matter +<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, +its skillz + that matter <+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter <+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier <@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy punishment: -<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy - punishment -<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time -for - some extenze +<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of +pure pussy + punishment +<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think +its time for + some extenze <+hitest> OT is the place to be :D <+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment -<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big +<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and +too big <+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater <+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter -<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a - tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over, -man. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2480 - Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:59:00 UTC +<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you +fucking a + tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's + game over, man. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1755, 2012-06-13 % <+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay* <+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2481 - Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:04:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756, 2012-06-17 % -<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume +<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are +best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume <+Bedlam> much better names -<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in -binary. -<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 -pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons -make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel. +<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement +in binary. +<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a +pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a +gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel. <+surrounder> wrong <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2482 - Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:40:04 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757, 2012-06-18 % <+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2483 - Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:30:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758, 2012-06-19 % <+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out <+eviljames> can't explain taht. <+MajObviousman> fucking moon <+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods! <+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2484 - Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:42:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759, 2012-06-19 % Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs Olfway:a hammer - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2485 - Added: Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:11:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1760, 2012-06-22 % -< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls -with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry -through the process. +< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself +in the balls with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think +about while you cry through the process. < pharaun> good first step - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2486 - Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:27:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761, 2012-06-26 % +Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2488 - Added: Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:40:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1762, 2012-07-02 % <+theborger> only the tip this time i swear - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2489 - Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:39:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1763, 2012-07-03 % +Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2490 - Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:31:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1764, 2012-07-04 % -<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you will not -need crossover or wine. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2491 - Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:09:49 UTC +<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you +will not need crossover or wine. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1765, 2012-07-08 % <+aceofspades19> I didn't choose to be heterosexual <+aceofspades19> I just happen to really like tits - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2492 - Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:55:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1766, 2012-07-08 % -<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on your -computer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2494 - Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:29:45 UTC +<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on +your computer. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1767, 2012-07-15 % <+WhiteWolf1776> just touching it makes me smile and releaves stress ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2495 - Added: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:52:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768, 2012-07-17 % * | MajObviousman is satisfied <rob0> | drijen jerked off, and MajObviousman is satisfied? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2496 - Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:44:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1769, 2012-07-19 % <@Romster> yeah i probably haven't got the better end of the stick * | drijen beats nogagplz with Romster's stick * | nogagplz severs drijens love muscle -* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's ass +* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's +ass < nogagplz> that's it I'm done < nogagplz> game over man! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2497 - Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:21:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1770, 2012-07-19 % -khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system my mouse -and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about missing of mod -probe. how fix that? +khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system +my mouse and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about +missing of mod probe. how fix that? ...a few minutes later... -rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the ChangeLog. alienBOB -helps build Slackware, and he reads the ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware, -and he even reads his ChangeLog. We expect the same of our users. :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2498 - Added: Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:23:31 UTC +rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the +ChangeLog. alienBOB helps build Slackware, and he reads the +ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware, and he even reads his ChangeLog. We +expect the same of our users. :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771, 2012-07-23 % -<<+ Fatalnix>> WTF -<<+ Fatalnix>> there appears to be a colony of ants living in my Thinkpad - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2499 - Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:32:24 UTC +«+ Fatalnix» WTF +«+ Fatalnix» there appears to be a colony of ants living in my +Thinkpad + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1772, 2012-07-24 % -<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other software for -free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with what they know. +<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other +software for free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with +what they know. <NyteOwl> yes - viral/parasitc marketing it its highet form <NyteOwl> liek giving crack to kids so they'll buy it as adults - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2500 - Added: Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:53:11 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773, 2012-07-25 % <tightwork> the new IRCwatchers diet <tightwork> ship a bootable cd that launches user into freenode <tightwork> #defocus - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2501 - Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2012 01:53:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774, 2012-07-27 % <+dive> it enters the room 10 mins before the rest of me - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2502 - Added: Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:57:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775, 2012-07-29 % -<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats a lot -of crops to dust - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2503 - Added: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:53:52 UTC +<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats +a lot of crops to dust + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776, 2012-07-30 % -<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style -<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2504 - Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC -% -< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll be -interested. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2505 - Added: Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:38:48 UTC +< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll +be interested. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777, 2012-08-04 % In the middle of the night from saturday to sunday: @@ -22876,17 +14089,13 @@ Charlos : how to make install this driver ? Charlos : my version in OpenSuse 10.3 Charlos : help me please... Im Paola Charlos | changes nick to Paola - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2506 - Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:29:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1778, 2012-08-05 % <+Soul_keeper> Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard ... -<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took -over! She got a bone of her own. +<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover +took over! She got a bone of her own. <+Soul_keeper> good ol' nursery rhymes apply to mars. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2507 - Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 06:24:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779, 2012-08-05 % +Roin | off to bed good night o/ +Soul_keeper | take raela or adrien with you :) @@ -22894,28 +14103,23 @@ over! She got a bone of her own. @adrien| I fart in bed +raela | I also happen to fart in my sleep so hey +raela | I am not the safe coice! -+raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour milk. I -can't lie to nil about being hungry :( ++raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour +milk. I can't lie to nil about being hungry :( +raela | the farts tell all +MajObviousman | dear god this is comedy gold - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2508 - Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:04:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1780, 2012-08-06 % <+Myk267> It's not enough! <+Olfway> thats what she said - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2509 - Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:58:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781, 2012-08-07 % -<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's silence +<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's +silence <wargus> :D <wargus> was already the same yesterday -<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't deny -you're enjoying this. :-P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2510 - Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:32:40 UTC +<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't +deny you're enjoying this. :-P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782, 2012-08-09 % <Nuck> tmux: for when you get tired of screen's bullshit :D * Nuck huggles tmux @@ -22924,32 +14128,26 @@ you're enjoying this. :-P <Nuck> That's it. <gry> oh yeah, I think I didn't touch them <gry> why did you have to, what did you want to change in its behaviour? -<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy spawn at -startup of my home server +<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy +spawn at startup of my home server <Nuck> I run them in screen for easy access -<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add two -windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager to hug their -parents in public - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2511 - Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:41:59 UTC +<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add +two windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager +to hug their parents in public + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1783, 2012-08-09 % +Olfway | but yeah... +Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware +Olfway | t'was love at first sight... +Olfway | slackware, not him +Olfway | lmfao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2512 - Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:55:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784, 2012-08-09 % -< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing it. -Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now, you're -just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention like some -sexually abused 14 year old boy. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2513 - Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:01:15 UTC +< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing +it. Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now, +you're just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention +like some sexually abused 14 year old boy. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785, 2012-08-16 % <+tintin> Do all people here use slackware? <+hitest> of course it is the law @@ -22959,532 +14157,355 @@ sexually abused 14 year old boy. <+tintin> tintin++ <+tintin> Olfway: hi <+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi -<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and I still - don't know. -<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, no pc - needed +<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and +I still + don't know. +<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, +no pc + needed <+Olfway> hahahaha <+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy <+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear <+hitest> dive, it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day <+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat <+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join - ##slackware-offtopic + ##slackware-offtopic <+Olfway> hahahaha <+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware <+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit <+Olfway> lulz -* dive ducks + * dive ducks <+Soul_keeper> :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2514 - Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 04:03:17 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786, 2012-08-16 % -<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my dreams get. -Up to a point +<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my +dreams get. Up to a point <MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2515 - Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:57:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1787, 2012-08-17 % <mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_ * Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues. <mark_peters> Not that odd. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2516 - Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:08:32 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788, 2012-08-19 % -<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other -place where i got more space? +<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it +in other place where i got more space? <mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/ -<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount -it in other place where i have more - space +<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is +to mount it in other place where i have more + space <mark_peters> How is it not an option? -<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete? -:-) +<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to +delete? :-) <thrice> why can't you move stuff, either? -<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there +<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever +is there <ZYX> because it`s virtual - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2517 - Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:35:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789, 2012-08-21 % --!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke -YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams] -<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2518 - Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC -% -<+Stoo> seriously. I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is -like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2519 - Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:21:11 UTC +<+Stoo> seriously. I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's +nonsense is like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790, 2012-08-22 % -<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they -touched. my. screen. -<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2521 - Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:30:22 UTC +<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing +so they touched. my. screen. +<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of +their skin + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791, 2012-08-24 % < Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS <+erry> no need for caps! < dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2523 - Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:48:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1792, 2012-08-28 % -<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the -Mama. -<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right -in bed with you first date. +<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile +at the Mama. +<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll +hop right in bed with you first date. <+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me <+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2524 - Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:26:35 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793, 2012-08-28 % (+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2525 - Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:29:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1794, 2012-08-29 % -< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and -green color themes.... +< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with +black and green color themes.... < thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people < iToast> thegerdur, how < thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2527 - Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2012 08:04:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1795, 2012-09-02 % <+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2529 - Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:32:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1796, 2012-09-06 % <+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2531 - Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:52:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797, 2012-09-06 % -+MajObviousman | you know, it seems immediately obvious ++MajObviousman │ you know, it seems immediately obvious +MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy -+MajObviousman | sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2532 - Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:59:00 UTC ++MajObviousman │ sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798, 2012-09-07 % -+krizzo | Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/ - +Dominian | heh - +Dominian | How'd you do that? - +Dominian | ask them what a naked woman looks like? ++krizzo │ Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/ + +Dominian │ heh + +Dominian │ How'd you do that? + +Dominian │ ask them what a naked woman looks like? +SpaceJockey | lmao - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2533 - Added: Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:28:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799, 2012-09-08 % -+s0ulslack | I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to -shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen -+s0ulslack | the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits -+s0ulslack | boxen lost on that one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2534 - Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:03:21 UTC ++s0ulslack │ I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, +gf's bitching to shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen ++s0ulslack │ the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with +big tits ++s0ulslack │ boxen lost on that one + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1800, 2012-09-14 % <@dwfreed> Bottien: pail -<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these -similar topics: 'penis' - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2535 - Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:40:18 UTC +<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about +these similar topics: 'penis' + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801, 2012-09-14 % (+ Roin) Ok that hurts (+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench? (+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly (+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2536 - Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2012 23:30:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802, 2012-09-17 % -<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion..... +<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial +insertion..... <firebird> penile* * firebird runs for cover * xovan throws a fag grenade <xovan> *it explodes into bronies* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2537 - Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:31:48 UTC -% -<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned -everyone -<xovan> it got smart -<antiwire> lol -<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!! -<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel -<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots -<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc -<xovan> a master race of ai -<xovan> it was becoming skynet -<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha -<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this? -<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't -very good at building AI -<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit -<xovan> they can't be trusted -<antiwire> it was like HAL -<xovan> what are you doing firebird ? -<firebird> making a bot script -<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave." -<antiwire> CLICK - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2538 - Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC -% -<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803, 2012-09-18 +% +<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a +difference <centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2539 - Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:36:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804, 2012-09-20 % -<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved. -<d4wnr4z0r> yup. -<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem. -<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and -again -<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first -<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2540 - Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC -% -<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour -period? +<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 +hour period? <Skywise> depends on how much i drink - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2541 - Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:39:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805, 2012-09-21 % -<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I -could make a fuckin' killin'. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2542 - Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:51:25 UTC +<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse +cum? I could make a fuckin' killin'. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806, 2012-09-26 % -<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they -can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you -hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2543 - Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:05:12 UTC +<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, +but they can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer +will keep you hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807, 2012-09-26 % -KaMii | myan apocolypse already happened - KaMii | they forgot to calculate leap years -WhiteWolf1776 | yea KaMii ... you showed up -WhiteWolf1776 | but that only killed the channel ;) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2544 - Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:38:26 UTC +KaMii │ myan apocolypse already happened + KaMii │ they forgot to calculate leap years +WhiteWolf1776 │ yea KaMii ... you showed up +WhiteWolf1776 │ but that only killed the channel ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808, 2012-09-28 % <KaMii> does anything live in arizona? <wswhitney> Sand. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2546 - Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2012 06:27:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1809, 2012-10-02 % (+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2547 - Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:50:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810, 2012-10-05 % * troii has joined ##security <troii> /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2550 - Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:44:36 UTC -% -<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit out of me -just now - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2551 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 07:11:16 UTC -% -<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the openbsd -thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, humble bundle, -etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never had a desktop presence? - nah -<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash of non-UNIX -ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it will have forgotten its -roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country girl who moves to the big city to -make it in show business, before long we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks -in a back alley to support its meth addiction. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2552 - Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:45:51 UTC -% -<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to make a -screen door watertight. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2553 - Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:12:00 UTC -% -d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I was laid. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811, 2012-10-08 +% +<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit +out of me just now + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812, 2012-10-11 +% +<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the +openbsd thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, +humble bundle, etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never +had a desktop presence? nah +<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash +of non-UNIX ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it +will have forgotten its roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country +girl who moves to the big city to make it in show business, before long +we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks in a back alley to support +its meth addiction. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813, 2012-10-11 +% +<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to +make a screen door watertight. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1814, 2012-10-11 +% +d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I +was laid. d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago Tadgy: Tell me about it. Tadgy: My dick has atrophied. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2554 - Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:37:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815, 2012-10-12 % < CaptainArf> duke < CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop! < CaptainArf> curses < CaptainArf> doesnt* < Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2555 - Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:55:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816, 2012-10-15 % < raz_> what is `ip` command used for ? < Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies. < Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2556 - Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:31:56 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817, 2012-10-16 % Roin; I did all my homework today Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2557 - Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:04:13 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1818, 2012-10-17 % <@Murdog> PENIS <@Murdog> WANGS <@Murdog> DICKS <@Murdog> COCKS -<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS -WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS -<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS -WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS <@Murdog> SHLONGS -<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS -WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS +WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS <@Murdog> BELLENDS < Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2558 - Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:11:14 UTC -% -<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return? -http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM -<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok? -<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look -<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why -I'm asking these guys -<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here -file -<tem-> ^ -<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them. -<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol -<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2559 - Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC -% -< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just - talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2560 - Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC -% -<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since my last assignmnet... -i've been irc'ing all day... every day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1819, 2012-10-17 +% +<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since +my last assignmnet... i've been irc'ing all day... every +day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;) <theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows <surrounder> haha yeah <surrounder> go join #ubuntu <BP{k}> or ##linux <WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee -<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go to ##linux -<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp stick in my -eye +<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go +to ##linux +<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp +stick in my eye <surrounder> hahaha <surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++ <BP{k}> LOL <AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4 <WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway -<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head up a fat -girls vag - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2561 - Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:35:18 UTC +<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head +up a fat girls vag + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820, 2012-10-24 % -<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for my laptop +<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for +my laptop <surrounder> zomg custom! <BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels ..... <BP{k}> then I discovered beer. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2562 - Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:10:29 UTC -% -<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please -read -http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. -You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843). -* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3 -<HelenaB> :o -<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/ -<DG> nah -<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions! -<HelenaB> DG: works here -<HelenaB> it's his computer -<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ -<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)" -<TomM> LOL! -<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server -<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd -<DG> ^ -<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ -<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ -<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ -<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2563 - Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821, 2012-10-26 % Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie Skywise | he never argues the issues -Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else is saying +Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else +is saying Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can -mancha | skywise is a racist + mancha | skywise is a racist Skywise | see theres my point made Skywise | i never said i approved of racism Skywise | mancha is lying - arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2564 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:17:47 UTC + arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1822, 2012-10-30 % ... WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;) - Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats your -explanation + Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats + your explanation WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well - arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel... Who's winning? - * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl - arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2565 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:21:43 UTC -% -< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the -mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the -same thing a couple of months later + arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel... Who's winning? + * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl + arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823, 2012-10-30 +% +< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused +to the mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended +up doing the same thing a couple of months later ... < arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base < eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space -< arfon> HA HA!!!! I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat +< arfon> HA HA!!!! I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired +cat < pink_mist> lol < mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die.... < arfon> lol - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2566 - Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:01:46 UTC -% -+Olfway | well, this is awkward -+MLanden | wipe it twice and wash your hands :P -+Olfway | i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache -+MLanden | then,wash your face...try not to grin )_* -+aceofspades19 | thanks for sharing -+Olfway | i just heard collective drink-spitting -+Olfway | and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside -+aceofspades19 | I am already dead on the inside -+Olfway | i just killed you a little more dead -+aceofspades19 | you can't get any more dead than dead + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1824, 2012-10-30 +% ++Olfway │ well, this is awkward ++MLanden │ wipe it twice and wash your hands :P ++Olfway │ i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache ++MLanden │ then,wash your face...try not to grin )_* ++aceofspades19 │ thanks for sharing ++Olfway │ i just heard collective drink-spitting ++Olfway │ and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside ++aceofspades19 │ I am already dead on the inside ++Olfway │ i just killed you a little more dead ++aceofspades19 │ you can't get any more dead than dead * Olfway smells a noobfarming - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2568 - Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:13:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1825, 2012-11-04 % <crocket> slava_dp, Please save me. <slava_dp> :w crocket.txt <slava_dp> saved :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2569 - Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:53:49 UTC -% -+arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms... -+arfon | There seems to be a correlation -@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2570 - Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826, 2012-11-06 % -< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the -middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted +< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into +the middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted < Jack-is> Ah < Jack-is> Bummer. < ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance? < Jack-is> A bit. < MajObviousman> I looked down - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2571 - Added: Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:51:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827, 2012-11-10 % < iammpain> I just had to run this command.... < iammpain> cat poop.log - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2572 - Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:14:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1828, 2012-11-10 % -+theborger | i got to find someplace to put this thing -+misspwn | ok i am ready for the big one -+misspwn | ha -+misspwn | ok - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2573 - Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:27:26 UTC ++theborger │ i got to find someplace to put this thing ++misspwn │ ok i am ready for the big one ++misspwn │ ha ++misspwn │ ok + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829, 2012-11-16 % [YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer. -[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD +[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for +$100. XD [GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though? -[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where -they permanently store data. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2575 - Added: Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:20:53 UTC +[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository +where they permanently store data. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1830, 2012-11-21 % <+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2577 - Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 04:23:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831, 2012-11-23 % -+Olfway | guys... i think im gay -+cmyster | as in happy ? -+Olfway | i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore -+Olfway | i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2579 - Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:59:20 UTC ++Olfway │ guys... i think im gay ++cmyster │ as in happy ? ++Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore ++Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1832, 2012-11-24 % -<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house -and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's -what old people's orgasms are like - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2580 - Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:23:10 UTC +<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving +the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are +still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833, 2012-11-27 % -<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume +<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are +best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume <Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names -<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of -measurement in binary. -<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a -pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 -gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel. +<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system +of measurement in binary. +<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 +cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles +make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make +a bushel. <Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong <Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup <TheM4ch1n3> lol @@ -23493,279 +14514,160 @@ gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel. <Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped. <TheM4ch1n3> lmfao <Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2582 - Added: Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:46:00 UTC -% -+theborger | Roin: yer you a rich kid -+Roin | Hmpf I earn my own money :O -+Dominian | is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ? -+Roin | They are scrapped up all the time? o_o -+Dominian | Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time... -+Roin | Dominian: why? -+Dominian | from being on your knees all day -+theborger | Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash -+Roin | a man has to do, what a man has to do - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2584 - Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:33:06 UTC -% -<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out -of it? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834, 2012-12-04 +% ++theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid ++Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O ++Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time +Roin ? ++Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o ++Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time... ++Roin │ Dominian: why? ++Dominian │ from being on your knees all day ++theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to +make cash ++Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835, 2012-12-05 +% +<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to +get out of it? <+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you <+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay? <+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon! <+pparadis> oh you know it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2585 - Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1836, 2012-12-08 % -+cmyster | anyone here a python guy ? -+cmyster | as in the programming language, not what you think is between your -legs - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2586 - Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:53:07 UTC ++cmyster │ anyone here a python guy ? ++cmyster │ as in the programming language, not what you think is +between your legs + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837, 2012-12-11 % -<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men -getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2587 - Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:10:57 UTC +<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about +two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming +homosexuals before... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838, 2012-12-12 % <+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar? <+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2588 - Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:04:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839, 2012-12-14 % -+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ? Same size or -larger than your 'tormentor' ? ++eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ? Same size +or larger than your 'tormentor' ? +Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that +adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy +Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so +LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2589 - Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:41:53 UTC -% -+arfon | antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working.... -+Tadgy | That's viagra for you. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2590 - Added: Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:48:37 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840, 2012-12-14 % -+linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night -with someone -+linXea | except for last friday.. I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned -it -+linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2591 - Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC -% -<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song. Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2592 - Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC ++arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still +working.... ++Tadgy │ That's viagra for you. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841, 2012-12-19 % <anonymous> Hello <anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux. <anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :- <anonymous> (root@localhost/)# -<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the -product if defective - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2593 - Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:58:54 UTC +<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn +the product if defective + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1842, 2012-12-27 % -+Crosma | Girls have vaginas. -+aceofspades19 | Crosma: good job - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2594 - Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:56:38 UTC ++Crosma │ Girls have vaginas. ++aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843, 2012-12-30 % sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2595 - Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:32:01 UTC -% -+Alan_Hicks | I wonder.... -+Alan_Hicks | Is ginger jizz freckled? -+eviljames | You WOULD wonder such a thing -+nofra | Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2596 - Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:11:11 UTC -% -<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a -meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2597 - Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:50 UTC -% -+nofra | theborger: How's your wife's BJs? -+Alan_Hicks | nofra: They're excellent. -+nofra | HA HA! -+Alan_Hicks | noobfarm? :^) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2599 - Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:02:55 UTC -% -< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up -and running + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1844, 2013-01-03 +% ++Alan_Hicks │ I wonder.... ++Alan_Hicks │ Is ginger jizz freckled? ++eviljames │ You WOULD wonder such a thing ++nofra │ Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1845, 2013-01-07 +% +<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having +a meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846, 2013-01-09 +% ++nofra │ theborger: How's your wife's BJs? ++Alan_Hicks │ nofra: They're excellent. ++nofra │ HA HA! ++Alan_Hicks │ noobfarm? :^) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847, 2013-01-11 +% +< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email +server up and running < EugeneKay> I like where this is going. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2600 - Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:19:35 UTC -% -<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived? -<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count -<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit? -<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh? -<+s0ulslack> sad niglet -<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting -bitchslapped by a kid in the basement. -<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2601 - Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848, 2013-01-13 % -<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought -it was secure -<nofra> I run eviljamesware... No exploits there! +<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time +I thought it was secure +<nofra> I run eviljamesware... No exploits there! <eviljames> nofra: yes. none. <nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own? <eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2602 - Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:42:38 UTC -% -+misspwn | Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16 -+misspwn | my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him -+misspwn | no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put -hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that -happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger -with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened -+alisonken1home | my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black -+Mortvert | Pfffahahahaha misspwn. -+Mortvert | I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts -+misspwn | GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts -+Mortvert | strong enough to kill -+misspwn | thanks dad - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2603 - Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:35:29 UTC -% -<< Banish>> what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp -bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2604 - Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:07:57 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849, 2013-01-15 +% ++misspwn │ Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16 ++misspwn │ my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest +and i belived him ++misspwn │ no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods +would put hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was +so afraid of that happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm +retarded and i ate a burger with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened ++alisonken1home │ my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn +my elbows black ++Mortvert │ Pfffahahahaha misspwn. ++Mortvert │ I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts ++misspwn │ GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts ++Mortvert │ strong enough to kill ++misspwn │ thanks dad + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850, 2013-01-16 +% +« Banish» what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip +b7670307 sp bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851, 2013-01-18 % <+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2605 - Added: Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:25:41 UTC -% -<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth -<surrounder> lol -<Stoo> o_O -<adrien_oww> pee in her anus! -<adrien_oww> \o/ -<sencha> she's married now -<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth -<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like -<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now -<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user" -<sencha> social meth user lol -<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my -IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P -<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well -<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/ -<surrounder> \o/ -* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving) -<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth? -<Stoo> pretty sure -<Stoo> not an expert though -<Olfway> sencha, what? -<sencha> Olfway, what? -<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth -<nofra> I think meth changes the rules.... -<Olfway> i miss this channel -<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago -<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth -<Olfway> woooooow -<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet -<nofra> Wait.... Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you -know where/how to get meth???? -<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away -<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians... -<surrounder> and clowns! -<nofra> Clowns are evil -<nofra> They are tools of teh devil -<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man -<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else -<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look -<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..." -<surrounder> all handy in one place -<surrounder> I don't see any downsides -<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back? -<nofra> hang -<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow -<Olfway> McAmphetamine - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2606 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC -% -theborger i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :) -theborger shit still works - -aceofspades19 999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one -firebird if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son.... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2607 - Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:25:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852, 2013-01-23 % -<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process. -<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to face. Second -phone - interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview. - Personality test. Hired. -<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer these days? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2608 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 03:49:54 UTC +theborger i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :) +theborger shit still works +aceofspades19 999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one +firebird if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son.... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853, 2013-01-28 % -< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year on youtube +<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process. +<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to +face. Second phone + interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview. + Personality test. Hired. +<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer +these days? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854, 2013-01-28 +% +< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year +on youtube <+Sandtblood> let me put it this way <+Sandtblood> no one does - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2609 - Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:00:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855, 2013-01-29 % -<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either the -wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2610 - Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:55:24 UTC +<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either +the wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856, 2013-02-01 % -<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take a joke -:) +<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take +a joke :) <+ass|hat> Tadgy: y u no take jokes? <+sencha> Tadgy is sensitive -<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his harbl -acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror. +<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his +harbl acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror. <+theborger> OMFG hahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2611 - Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:59:53 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857, 2013-02-04 % -+surrounder | dutch <3 -+surrounder | it's not a language, it's a throat disease - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2612 - Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:10:51 UTC ++surrounder │ dutch <3 + +surrounder │ it's not a language, it's a throat disease + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858, 2013-02-05 % -!- arch [~arch@unaffiliated/arch] has joined ##slackware < arch> hello @@ -23775,31 +14677,19 @@ acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror. -!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ -!- mode/##slackware [+q arch!*@*] by rworkman <@rworkman> There, you just got fucked. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2613 - Added: Wed, 06 Feb 2013 05:18:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859, 2013-02-05 % <Roin> surrounder: did you ever try LSD? o_o -<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical background -of kitchen utilities? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2614 - Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:08:58 UTC +<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical +background of kitchen utilities? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860, 2013-02-07 % <+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome? <+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit <+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger? <+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs <+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2615 - Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:45:12 UTC -% -+firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot? -+sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick" - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2616 - Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861, 2013-02-07 % <+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it <+misspwn> it's about fucking time @@ -23811,88 +14701,63 @@ of kitchen utilities? <+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon <+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :) <+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2617 - Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:53:51 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862, 2013-02-15 % -+Tadgy | Debian has a packaging process? I thought they just took a shit, cut -it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the turd-halfs. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2619 - Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:37:18 UTC ++Tadgy │ Debian has a packaging process? I thought they just +took a shit, cut it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the +turd-halfs. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863, 2013-02-18 % <+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html <@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com) <+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2621 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:45:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864, 2013-02-21 % <eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_ Japanese that they all switch L & R <eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2622 - Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1865, 2013-02-21 % -<< lnxslck>> is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer? -<< pink_mist>> no -<< NyteOwl>> lol, no -<< Urchlay>> there are slackware certified lunatics :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2624 - Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:31:06 UTC +« lnxslck» is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer? +« pink_mist» no +« NyteOwl» lol, no +« Urchlay» there are slackware certified lunatics :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1866, 2013-02-26 % <+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches. <+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2625 - Added: Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:26:48 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867, 2013-03-05 % -<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing -you to excersize your innate human right to own property? +<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license +allowing you to excersize your innate human right to own property? <+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools. <+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb. <+acidchild> :) -<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your -garage. -* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS +<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in +your garage. + * eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS <+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again? -* eviljames walked into that one + * eviljames walked into that one <+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it. <+eviljames> *headdesk* -* hitest claps -* eviljames also claps + * hitest claps + * eviljames also claps <+eviljames> bravo. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2626 - Added: Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:09:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868, 2013-03-06 % <+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2627 - Added: Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:09:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869, 2013-03-07 % <+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass -<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free -Willy +<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look +like Free Willy <+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2629 - Added: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:47:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1870, 2013-03-12 % (+ antiwire) ok i suck (+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!? (+ antiwire) love u long tieeemmm - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2630 - Added: Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:45:45 UTC -% -<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual. -<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2631 - Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871, 2013-03-18 % <surrounder> and why traffic court ? <Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are? @@ -23903,53 +14768,31 @@ Willy <surrounder> :| <surrounder> why the hell did you do that ? <Olfway> i had to shit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2632 - Added: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:01:30 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872, 2013-03-25 % on uninstalling software on Fedora: <cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?! -<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2633 - Added: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:11 UTC -% -<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my -baby. I want a boob job" X_X -<antiwire> lol -<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire -<aceofspades19> and your goat -<adrien> firebird: thanks -<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found -#gaygeeks on freenode -<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2634 - Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC +<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for +centuries + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1873, 2013-03-26 % -<<+cmyster>> well, -<<+cmyster>> unlike a cock, life is always hard - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2635 - Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:07:56 UTC +«+cmyster» well, +«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1874, 2013-04-03 % <+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful... <+Tadgy> Midori is very useful. <+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2636 - Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:03:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875, 2013-04-04 % -frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2638 - Added: Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:34:06 UTC +frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself +with Axe + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876, 2013-04-09 % -<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2640 - Added: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:05:23 UTC +<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of +a bus + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877, 2013-04-11 % < rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns < MajObviousman> makes sense @@ -23959,117 +14802,75 @@ frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe [3 minutes later ...] < derfy> i get it! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2641 - Added: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:54:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1878, 2013-04-12 % <+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect -<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has -11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush. +<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of +them has 11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush. <+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux distributions? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2642 - Added: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:36:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879, 2013-04-18 % -<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and -have an Emacs userland. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2643 - Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:51:15 UTC +<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd +and have an Emacs userland. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880, 2013-04-20 % <+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again. <+Tadgy> Damned friction burns. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2644 - Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:10:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881, 2013-04-20 % <+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now <+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2645 - Added: Sun, 05 May 2013 08:07:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1882, 2013-05-05 % <+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2646 - Added: Tue, 07 May 2013 02:37:04 UTC -% -<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2647 - Added: Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:33 UTC -% -Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always -find one of my nicks saying something. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2648 - Added: Sat, 11 May 2013 23:33:11 UTC -% -<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops. -*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to -+o Alan_Hicks -<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for? -*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for -##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013. -War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to -##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public | -Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf." -<Dominian> haha -<Dominian> I see -* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2650 - Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC -% -(+ Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to - introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give - information for blind people -(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o -(+ Roin) o_o* -(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome -(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1883, 2013-05-06 +% +<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your +testicles. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884, 2013-05-08 +% +Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can +always find one of my nicks saying something. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885, 2013-05-11 +% +(+ Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to + introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give + information for blind people +(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o +(+ Roin) o_o* +(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome +(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people. (+MajObviousm) sign me up -(+ Roin) Uhm... -(+ BP{k}) next one ... -(+ Roin) -.- -(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people! -(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate! +(+ Roin) Uhm... +(+ BP{k}) next one ... +(+ Roin) -.- +(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people! +(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate! (+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute! -(+ BP{k}) :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2651 - Added: Wed, 15 May 2013 11:04:32 UTC +(+ BP{k}) :D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886, 2013-05-15 % -<+majorsecurity> + don't be silly, wrap your willy! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2652 - Added: Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:20 UTC +<+majorsecurity> â•¡ don't be silly, wrap your willy! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887, 2013-05-15 % <+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2653 - Added: Mon, 20 May 2013 17:44:03 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888, 2013-05-20 % <+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy. -<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over -her face. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2654 - Added: Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:34 UTC +<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast +all over her face. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889, 2013-05-21 % -<+antiwire> + Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its fan port. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2655 - Added: Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:16:03 UTC +<+antiwire> â•¡ Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its +fan port. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890, 2013-06-03 % At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party: raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2656 - Added: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891, 2013-06-08 % <wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years <gry> wims, what phone? @@ -24081,29 +14882,14 @@ raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again <gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus) <wims> lol <crazedpsyc> true! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2658 - Added: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:50:25 UTC -% -<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two -angels to find out which one is the largest? -<David> wait, no, that is wrong -<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I -find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's -value? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2659 - Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892, 2013-06-09 % < KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2660 - Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 05:25:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893, 2013-06-21 % -<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal leakage. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2661 - Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:19:13 UTC +<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal +leakage. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894, 2013-06-22 % Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room. Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl @@ -24114,25 +14900,31 @@ babybear3333: ermmm rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast xssx: haha Jambs: ptz :( -Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the link to -reset passwd please +Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the +link to reset passwd please Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep Jambs: a thousand apologies -Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a sleepy job -here giving rs +Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a +sleepy job here giving rs Jambs: cambio cambio some op here? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2664 - Added: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 04:09:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895, 2013-07-08 % -<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi? -<gry> net -<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU +<wlan> Тут еÑÑ‚ÑŒ +нормальные люди? +<gry> нет +<wlan> Или только +разработчикиЮ <wlan> ? -<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut, -kak normal'nye lyudi -<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii -<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :) +<gry> думаю, некоторые +разработчики здеÑÑŒ +читают, играют в +Ñ‚ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¸ бегают, как +нормальные люди +<Phazorx> в режиме ÑмулÑции +<Phazorx> чтоб наÑтоÑщие +нормальные думали +что Ñ Ð½Ð°Ð¼Ð¸ вÑÑ‘ в +порÑдке :) English Translation: @@ -24140,464 +14932,287 @@ English Translation: <gry> no <wlan> Or only developers <wlan>? -<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like -normal people +<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running +around like normal people <Phazorx> in emulation mode -<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them -:) - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2665 - Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC +<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right +when them :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1896, 2013-07-10 % -<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, I -might make an exception +<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, +I might make an exception <+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2667 - Added: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 04:21:14 UTC -% -<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are -the licenses good for life? -<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan -<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000. -<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then -REGISTER and then paid $15. -<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2668 - Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC -% -+raela | yeah, I don't like kissing - +raela | for many reasons -+surrounder | silly raela - +raela | though I have kissed people, damnit! -+surrounder | ! -+sumtingwong | raela: the main one being that you have to be within 1 ft of -someone? - +raela | sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, yes -+adrien_oww | woah -+adrien_oww | that's worth of /topic! -+adrien_oww | (worth of it but should probably not make it)p - +raela | it's not that great :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2669 - Added: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 08:28:14 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897, 2013-07-10 +% ++raela │ yeah, I don't like kissing + +raela │ for many reasons + +surrounder │ silly raela + +raela │ though I have kissed people, damnit! + +surrounder │ ! ++sumtingwong │ raela: the main one being that you have to be +within 1 ft of someone? + +raela │ sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, + yes + +adrien_oww │ woah + +adrien_oww │ that's worth of /topic! + +adrien_oww │ (worth of it but should probably not make it)p + +raela │ it's not that great :P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1898, 2013-07-19 % <+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams -<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with her. - Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2670 - Added: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:11:15 UTC +<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with +her. Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1899, 2013-07-21 % <oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp? <Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp <Zhivago> The sup guys are not here. <oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how? <Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though. -<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest learning -Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; and then you do that -in Common Lisp. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2671 - Added: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:27:06 UTC -% -< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me? -< Fay> ... -< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_ -< Blacklite_> why not? -< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me? -< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about -downloading all of the packages from -http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/ -< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware? -< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be. -< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_? -< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly -< Cultist> it is user friendly -< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly -< krizzo> I agree with Cultist -< Fay> +1 -< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click -installer, compatibility with other distros, etc -< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware -< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack -< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently? -< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment -< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously -< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo -< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then? -< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct? -< Blacklite_> quite. -< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2673 - Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC -% -<<@ dive>> @qgr -<<@ slackoff>> <hitest> hairy goat nipples - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2674 - Added: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:44:38 UTC +<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest +learning Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; +and then you do that in Common Lisp. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900, 2013-07-23 +% +«@ dive» @qgr +«@ slackoff» <hitest> hairy goat nipples + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1901, 2013-08-07 % IBM5150PC | this package: https://build.opensuse.org/package/show/openSUSE:Factory/love-0_7_2 IBM5150PC | DevIL is missing -penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems making love -? +penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems +making love ? IBM5150PC | umm, wow, you took it out of context, didn't you * penguin42 always tries to IBM5150PC | That's sick - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2675 - Added: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 18:01:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902, 2013-08-10 % <anonymuouss> i have some networking books i should be reading as well doh <reisio> d'oh! <anonymuouss> no wonder i always have to use dhclient lol <reisio> lololol <reisio> | | | -<reisio> /\/\/\ +<reisio> /\/\/ <anonymuouss> haha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2676 - Added: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:01:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1903, 2013-08-19 % <AeroNotix> ,(+ 1 1 ) <AeroNotix> what's the bot repl syntax? <H4ns> AeroNotix: there is no repl bot <AeroNotix> H4ns: that would explain it! -<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can evaluate (+ 1 -1) in their heads -<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to (+ 1 -1) +<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can +evaluate (+ 1 1) in their heads +<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to +(+ 1 1) <hitecnologys> 42 <p_l> *snrk* <AeroNotix> hitecnologys: finally, someone to help me <hitecnologys> AeroNotix: np -<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or 41.99999999 -on Intel processors. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2677 - Added: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 12:39:23 UTC +<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or +41.99999999 on Intel processors. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904, 2013-08-20 % -mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube +mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube mradot | how illegal would it be to make one? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2678 - Added: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 12:09:41 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1905, 2013-08-22 % 04:02 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@unaffiliated/kamii] by Alan_Hicks -04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was right. - http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2679 - Added: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 04:05:46 UTC +04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was +right. + http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906, 2013-08-28 % -<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer is now -just a physicist. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2680 - Added: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:46:49 UTC +<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer +is now just a physicist. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907, 2013-09-02 % <DrLou> PG friends, does Native Language Support 'just work' on OSX? <RhodiumToad> what do you expect it to do? <DrLou> speak to me in Italian, lovingly, when I execute psql <DrLou> French would be fine, as a close second... - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2681 - Added: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 13:02:16 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908, 2013-09-07 % Blacklite_ | http://ctrlq.org/maps/where/ is where the info is from Blacklite_ | is says my GPS is in the whitehouse. -Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on teletoonatnight.com -it's fucking hilarious. -ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable? +Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on +teletoonatnight.com it's fucking hilarious. + ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable? Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf. Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf: really? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2682 - Added: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 01:39:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909, 2013-09-13 % <Blacklite_> computers can't be used for EVERYTHING under the sun <Skywise> they make lousy fertilizer - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2683 - Added: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 15:04:08 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1910, 2013-09-17 % -<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed the door. -It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die. My -food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black dress slacks has been removed -from the couch. It is now only a matter of whether I starve to death first, or -go mad with lack of suitable sleeping conditions. I will sit in the center of -the house and sing the song of my people, as I await the end. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2684 - Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:33:00 UTC -% -<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly -hammered. -<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His -mates ask him if he got home OK. -<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home. But I blew chunks when I got there" -<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that -drunk" -<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No. Chunks is my dog." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2685 - Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC +<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed +the door. It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left +me here to die. My food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black +dress slacks has been removed from the couch. It is now only a matter of +whether I starve to death first, or go mad with lack of suitable sleeping +conditions. I will sit in the center of the house and sing the song of +my people, as I await the end. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1911, 2013-09-24 % 14:43 < TheM4ch1n3> I dont want to buy hardware from a company that has thumbs.db files on there FTP server - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2686 - Added: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:44:48 UTC -% -Blacklite_ + can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic? - ChiaSmurf + lol - Skywise + yeah, the person who banned you -Darth_Slack + Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the shit out of -the channel - ChiaSmurf + 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering how to get -unbanned... - Skywise + lol - Skywise + thats efficient - pink_mist + 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2687 - Added: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:45:12 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912, 2013-09-30 +% +Blacklite_ â•¡ can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic? + ChiaSmurf â•¡ lol + Skywise â•¡ yeah, the person who banned you +Darth_Slack â•¡ Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the +shit out of the channel + ChiaSmurf â•¡ 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering + how to get unbanned... + Skywise â•¡ lol + Skywise â•¡ thats efficient + pink_mist â•¡ 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913, 2013-10-02 % <crocket> zendeavor, I'm probably stupid. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2688 - Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:21:41 UTC -% -<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"? -<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr -plugin working -<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check) -<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys -for this. -<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted" -<armin> thank you. -<armin> 8) -<Flexo> aha -<Flexo> np -<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces -<Flexo> o.O -<njsg> what even when how -<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2689 - Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC -% -( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup of hepatitis - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2690 - Added: Fri, 11 Oct 2013 19:06:25 UTC -% -<<+ dive>> @urban crocket -<<@ MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in -valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a -crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A -parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I think I saw a -giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex] - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2692 - Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC -% -<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as me :( - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2693 - Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 22:52:08 UTC -% -redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the top of -this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914, 2013-10-08 +% +( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup +of hepatitis + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915, 2013-10-11 +% +<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as +me :( + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1916, 2013-10-14 +% +redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the +top of this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim? redotis: http://hastebin.com/supecavijo.md Raimondi: redotis: -%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/ +%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\username=\1\callerid=\2\secret=\3\/ redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick. redotis: That was fucking awesome. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2694 - Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1917, 2013-10-20 % < Fatalnix> teacher caught me doing it and was laughin - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2695 - Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 18:48:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918, 2013-10-21 % -<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat was -excellent +<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat +was excellent <+theborger> raela: same thing all the girls tell me -<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape your -basement - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2696 - Added: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:01:54 UTC -% -< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes. -< Demon_Fox> Not true -< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes -< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not. -< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes". - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2697 - Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC +<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape +your basement + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919, 2013-10-22 % <BP{k}> Never thought Roin was a squirter. ;) <Roin> Yah :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2699 - Added: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:19:54 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920, 2013-11-07 % -<<+ acidchild>> I love this city. -<<+ dive>> was it built on rock n roll? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2700 - Added: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:13:18 UTC -% -< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn -< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn' -< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide -http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html -< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"? -< crumb> oh -< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2702 - Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC +«+ acidchild» I love this city. +«+ dive» was it built on rock n roll? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921, 2013-11-18 % -< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're utterly -wrong. Since I can see my passport and what it says. +< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're +utterly wrong. Since I can see my passport and what it says. < Zordrak> Darth_Slack: http://www.webcitation.org/5wFDMMVPV < Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Can't view it in a non-GUI browser. -< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord Goldsmith -QC's Citizenship Review -< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981, 1965, -1964, 1958, 1948 -< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your (incorrect) -opinion to read it. I've proven you wrong, that's good enough for me. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2703 - Added: Tue, 17 Dec 2013 10:26:50 UTC -% -WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast packet -.... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if it does and it's -on the other side +< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord +Goldsmith QC's Citizenship Review +< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981, +1965, 1964, 1958, 1948 +< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your +(incorrect) opinion to read it. I've proven you wrong, that's good +enough for me. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922, 2013-12-17 +% +WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast +packet .... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if +it does and it's on the other side Skywise: network is layer 3 dude WildWizard: lol you have no idea - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2704 - Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:01:47 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923, 2013-12-18 % -<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to surrender - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2705 - Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 14:16:40 UTC +<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to +surrender + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1924, 2013-12-18 % < Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware community, please... go troll #ubuntu - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2706 - Added: Thu, 02 Jan 2014 14:33:21 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925, 2014-01-02 % -+antiwire + testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon -+theborger + like we are that lucky -antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: Connection -reset by peer) -+theborger + maybe there is a god -+MLanden + $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.< - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2707 - Added: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:06:53 UTC ++antiwire â•¡ testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon ++theborger â•¡ like we are that lucky +antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: +Connection reset by peer) ++theborger â•¡ maybe there is a god ++MLanden â•¡ $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.< + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1926, 2014-01-12 % <Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2708 - Added: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:01:00 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927, 2014-02-06 % <+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf -<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The Community's -Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com) -<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's other -than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well +<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The +Community's Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com) +<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's +other than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well <+Alan_Hicks> WTF?! <+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous! -<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop already -and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland utility a -vulnerability! -<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file with a -shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and ran until I -killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their webserver or -something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy will be so proud! Maybe -she'll fondle me when we get in bed together! -No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If some -other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his userland utilities -to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer the consequences! -<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the colostrum off -your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until you get a spark! -<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are by -finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, you -gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and smart you -are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is oozing out of your -ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel. -<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, learn to -wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and cut your cock off -with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually contribute something of -use to humanity! +<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop +already and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland +utility a vulnerability! +<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file +with a shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and +ran until I killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their +webserver or something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy +will be so proud! Maybe she'll fondle me when we get in bed together! +No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If +some other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his +userland utilities to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer +the consequences! +<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the +colostrum off your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until +you get a spark! +<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are +by finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, +you gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and +smart you are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is +oozing out of your ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel. +<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, +learn to wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and +cut your cock off with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually +contribute something of use to humanity! <+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests. <+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2709 - Added: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 02:18:41 UTC -% -<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"? -<wiglet> that will be sweet -<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again -<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago? -<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2710 - Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC -% -< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from responding to -my comments. -< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to whiney -bitches. But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, and luckily you're -providing plenty of exposure. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2711 - Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:25:05 UTC -% -<<+ tim-->> what do you call that thing where you get fucked so hard that -your ass gets a hole in it -<<+ dive>> life - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2712 - Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 01:13:36 UTC -% -<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' by -professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is that anyone can -distribute something (and thus also waste my time with looking at it). - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2713 - Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:10:01 UTC -% -Urchlay | actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up 15 minutes now. -So maybe that was it -Urchlay | dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, they don't -really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*) - +rob0 | pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring -Urchlay | I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2714 - Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:54:07 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928, 2014-02-18 +% +< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from +responding to my comments. +< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to +whiney bitches. But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, +and luckily you're providing plenty of exposure. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929, 2014-03-01 +% +«+ tim--» what do you call that thing where you get fucked so +hard that your ass gets a hole in it +«+ dive» life + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930, 2014-03-03 +% +<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' +by professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is +that anyone can distribute something (and thus also waste my time with +looking at it). + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931, 2014-03-06 +% +Urchlay ┃ actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up +15 minutes now. So maybe that was it +Urchlay ┃ dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, +they don't really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*) + +rob0 ┃ pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring +Urchlay ┃ I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932, 2014-03-08 % <sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~ /hello(bar)?world(flop)/); -<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there is no -bar? +<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there +is no bar? <pink_mist> don't use $a or $b <pink_mist> except in sort blocks <pink_mist> not even in examples @@ -24605,22 +15220,16 @@ bar? <pink_mist> you already had $foo there <sloth> then $pink and $mist <gry> :D - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2715 - Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:09:40 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933, 2014-03-12 % +antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18 +antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server. -+shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19 - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2716 - Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:25:02 UTC + +shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1934, 2014-03-17 % -<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the PSU switch -to 220 for extra power - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2717 - Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:30:43 UTC +<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the +PSU switch to 220 for extra power + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935, 2014-03-17 % +wizrad | Eureka @dive | careful with that axe, Eugene... @@ -24633,10 +15242,8 @@ wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though @dive | got something to grind? +wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack @dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short -+wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2718 - Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:02:54 UTC + +wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936, 2014-03-25 % <+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all <+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me @@ -24644,83 +15251,57 @@ wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though <+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA <+_tim> wtf <+Alan_Hicks> WTF?! - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2719 - Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:17:31 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937, 2014-03-25 % -<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o -<al> yours not, evidently -<al> :D -<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent -dictionary and fails :( -<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy -<davispuh> dict* - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2722 - Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC -% -<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions i've -ever made. 1 minute and counting +<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions +i've ever made. 1 minute and counting <Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2723 - Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:44:28 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938, 2014-04-05 % < Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct < Aethiopemborste> just becuase < Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct? < Trypta> Balance patch? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2726 - Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:09:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939, 2014-04-12 % talk about shells: @dive | I sell csh by the c shore +wizrad | shell puns are korny +wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2727 - Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 08:14:55 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1940, 2014-04-15 % (+WhiteWolf17) i'm cheap... and fun - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2728 - Added: Sat, 03 May 2014 02:31:05 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1941, 2014-05-02 % < pegwole> If you're an artist and someone died during a portrait do you - keep painting them? + keep painting them? <+jlindsay> Why not? Their schedule just opened up < pegwole> Does it stay a portrait or does it become a still life? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2729 - Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 02:41:36 UTC -% ->>>>>> noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net -<< noobfarm_int>> Wheres noobfarm?! - <<<<<< noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net -[quit] - [Client Quit] -<<+ Fatalnix>> damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long. -<<+ Fatalnix>> :D -<<@ dive>> guess where that's going? -<<+ Fatalnix>> ? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2730 - Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 12:53:32 UTC -% -<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer. You get it, and then people feel sad for -you for a while, and then you die. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2731 - Added: Mon, 12 May 2014 18:55:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1942, 2014-05-06 +% +»»» noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net +« noobfarm_int» Wheres noobfarm?! + ««« + noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net + [quit] + [Client Quit] +«+ Fatalnix» damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long. +«+ Fatalnix» :D +«@ dive» guess where that's going? +«+ Fatalnix» ? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1943, 2014-05-07 +% +<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer. You get it, and then people feel +sad for you for a while, and then you die. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944, 2014-05-12 % <Shibu> i have changed the setting in Filezilla <Shibu> still it is not getting connected <Shibu> can u check at your end <Shibu> it is giving me error -<Shibu> Error: Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error: - Could not connect to server +<Shibu> Error: Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error: +Could not connect to server <Shibu> what is the issue? <Shibu> ??? <Shibu> ??? @@ -24741,9 +15322,10 @@ you for a while, and then you die. <xzr> in the settings <Shibu> connect to some technical person who can assist me <JettaJoey> ?unmanaged -<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets) makes you -responsible for the configuration of the server and any third party software. A -managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you. +<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets) +makes you responsible for the configuration of the server and any third +party software. A managed server is where you have someone to take care +of that for you. <Shibu> how can I configure in droplets <Shibu> assist me for that <xzr> :D @@ -24757,26 +15339,27 @@ managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you. <Shibu> talked to them multiple times <Shibu> still am not getting solution <[joker]work> the problem is that this isnt a support issue -<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own server. -And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for fucks sake. -<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will move to -diffrent provider -<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the things you -configure yourself -<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff in it -work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they will support -almost everything in the box too. +<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own +server. And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for +fucks sake. +<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will +move to diffrent provider +<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the +things you configure yourself +<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff +in it work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they +will support almost everything in the box too. <Shibu> Man I have gone through all the tutorials and communities -<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO's support staff, just fyi. DO is -ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic. +<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO’s support staff, just +fyi. DO is ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic. <Shibu> am not getting solution thats why I prefered direct chat <[joker]work> this is NOT a support channel -<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to manage -your droplet +<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to +manage your droplet <[joker]work> and Digital Ocean is an unmanaged provider <Shibu> I know FTP very well and using for past 5 years -<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll pay more -for that hand holding +<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll +pay more for that hand holding <Shibu> all the server config is so easy unlike yours <xzr> :D <Katasrophic> lol @@ -24797,14 +15380,14 @@ for that hand holding <Katasrophic> think we got a troll here guys lol <xzr> dont worry the service doesn't want you either <[joker]work> shots fired -<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have provided -you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot configure it -correctly +<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have +provided you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot +configure it correctly <[joker]work> SHIBU WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ON DIGITAL OCEAN -*- JettaJoey hugs is bed <wiak> ;P -<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners and -professionalism +<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners +and professionalism <Shibu> using lot many abusive words <[joker]work> i want to give you a refund <esde> >lot many @@ -24812,15 +15395,16 @@ professionalism <esde> dat engrish <xzr> atleast we have the professionalism to be able to configure ftp <xzr> well that is if anyone sensible would use it -<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have created -the droplets, domains, I have received the username password in email +<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have +created the droplets, domains, I have received the username password +in email <Shibu> but am unable to connect using that credentials <[joker]work> give me your email <xzr> the likely problem is you have no fucking idea what you're doing <DarkSaint> wow <esde> give me the root password and ip, i'll try for you Shibu. ;) -<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password wth SFTP -option am trying to connect +<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password +wth SFTP option am trying to connect <Daniel0> lol http://imgur.com/gallery/7Rq6W <[joker]work> Shibu what is your email at digital ocean <Shibu> IP: 128.199.xxx.xxx @@ -24843,7 +15427,7 @@ option am trying to connect <esde> Shibu: on a non-default ssh port? <JettaJoey> oh god <DarkSaint> wow -<justaguy> and this is irc history +<justaguy> and this is irc history <JettaJoey> you don't give that kind of stuff out <DarkSaint> this is a firtst <JettaJoey> I've seen it before @@ -24854,56 +15438,44 @@ option am trying to connect <[joker]work> Shibu good luck <esde> ^C <JettaJoey> 603 people have your password - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2732 - Added: Thu, 15 May 2014 15:11:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945, 2014-05-15 % +Fatalnix | Meh. I'm still puzzled from yesterday. Someone was trying to -convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should be in -the model... +convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should +be in the model... +WhiteWolf1776 | mvc... has models? +WhiteWolf1776 | i thought it was just pasty white boys with glasses - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2733 - Added: Fri, 23 May 2014 13:22:45 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946, 2014-05-23 % -<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived and -about to get high on caffeine? +<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived +and about to get high on caffeine? <gry> throwing caffeine out of the window and heading to sleep :) <j4jackj> LOL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2734 - Added: Sat, 24 May 2014 12:31:29 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947, 2014-05-24 % adrien: programming has the potential to break many things - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2735 - Added: Mon, 26 May 2014 19:13:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1948, 2014-05-26 % <jenthehappygeek> Good morning. <jenthehappygeek> If a download says x86_64 will it work on 64-bit? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2736 - Added: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 12:46:20 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1949, 2014-06-05 % <jimbow> do you exercise? <usr> Jimbow intelligent people don't have enough time to exercise <Atroc> nope <Hydrogenum> I only exercise when dating a female - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2737 - Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:15:26 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950, 2014-06-07 % <jolux> Hello, could somehelp please send me a password reset email? <niko> jolux: email sent -<jolux> Thank you! It's going in KeePass this time. +<jolux> Thank you! It’s going in KeePass this time. --> icesword joined <nzerobody> jolux, what's your keepass password? <jolux> and why would you like to know this? <nzerobody> I'm doing a survey on password strength <jolux> uh huh <jolux> riiiiiight -<jolux> and i'm doing pentesting +<jolux> and i’m doing pentesting <icesword> lol <sveta> :) <jolux> would you like to open this suspicious file for me? @@ -24912,16 +15484,12 @@ adrien: programming has the potential to break many things <jolux> those are always fun <icesword> wait for the ban hammer <icesword> guys -<jolux> TL;DR I'm not that stupid. Good day. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2738 - Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:21:38 UTC +<jolux> TL;DR I’m not that stupid. Good day. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1951, 2014-06-16 % < TheM4ch1n3> Demon_Fox: my troll problem, could be paranoia < Tadgy> TheM4ch1n3: Demon_Fox isn't just paranoia, he really is a troll. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2739 - Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 18:50:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1952, 2014-06-21 % <svetlana> eeee: hi. <eeee> svetlana: hi @@ -24933,53 +15501,50 @@ adrien: programming has the potential to break many things <eeee> in the morning today :D toilet helps <eeee> yeah <svetlana> woo. mornings are awesome. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2740 - Added: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:02:59 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953, 2014-07-05 % <+eviljames> PHEAR THE CANADIAN NAVY http://bit.ly/1qE6sID -<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones they're -deploying? +<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones +they're deploying? <+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: ^^ <+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: I have not! -<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme a second -to find a link. +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme +a second to find a link. <+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: thx -<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you go. -http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2741 - Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:07:12 UTC +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you +go. http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954, 2014-07-15 % -<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by mostly men, -the only cock being talked about is a rooster? +<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by +mostly men, the only cock being talked about is a rooster? <Tadgy> You people are just wrong. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2742 - Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 18:48:38 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955, 2014-07-16 % -Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2743 - Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC -% -<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case -I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In +any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow. <svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? -<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep +<svetlana> bed is КРОВÐТЬ, where you sleep <O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right -<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom -<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale +<abs60923> почему два +руÑÑких общаютÑÑ Ð½Ð° +английÑком +<abs60923> на +руÑÑкоÑзычном +канале <bender> bed operator -<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil -<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :) +<svetlana> abs, Ðе знаю, он +попроÑил +<bender> какое цивильное +название +проÑтитутки :) <O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs -<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no +<abs> кроватный +оператор Ñто Ñильно Translated: -<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case -I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In +any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow. <svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? <svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep <O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right @@ -24990,175 +15555,106 @@ I can't do anythind until tomorrow. <bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :) <O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs <abs> bed operator is a strong thought - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2744 - Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC -% -"Talking about Token Ring Networks" - -+misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger - -+theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas - -+theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am -trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something -+majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening -+theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck -on your dick -+theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am - -+theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in -the Jahovas face -+theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have -a good study night - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2745 - Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC -% -<<+majorsecurit>> we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then -today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom -has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years -<<+ theborger>> majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one -<<+ tiddy>> majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your -mom with your gf's pussy - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2746 - Added: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:58:09 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956, 2014-08-01 % -< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2747 - Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:39:39 UTC +«+majorsecurit» we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this +week, then today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt +our cat when my mom has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years +«+ theborger» majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a +new one +«+ tiddy» majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust +your mom with your gf's pussy + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1957, 2014-08-24 % -<< thi>> hi guys, hi higor -<< thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus -<< thi>> FilterCode="Ehac -<< thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-* -<< thi>> what's the secret to running? -<<@ g0v>> walk fast - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2749 - Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC +< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1958, 2014-09-02 % +BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2750 - Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 10:37:46 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1959, 2014-10-02 % <nanicoar> :< <nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337. <nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2751 - Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:14:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960, 2014-10-06 % <wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2752 - Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:26:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961, 2014-10-14 % -<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just -for the record. +<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly +button... just for the record. <+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2753 - Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:59:06 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962, 2014-10-17 % -< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2754 - Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:27:15 UTC +< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might +expect. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1963, 2014-10-24 % +eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2755 - Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:15:55 UTC -% -+wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me. I had to read -thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that. then I had to get a ride to work.. -did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work.. -did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of -boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'. - So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out -fromt blowing the horn to pick me up. -+wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2756 - Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:09:19 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964, 2014-11-07 +% ++wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me. I had +to read thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that. then I had to get a +ride to work.. did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower +and eat before work.. did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my +breakfast twice out of boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't +done the 'cooking training'. So I sat there with my house engulfed in +flames as my ride for work was out fromt blowing the horn to pick me up. ++wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that +in RL + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1965, 2014-11-25 % (+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2757 - Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:53:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1966, 2014-12-03 % -<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though, -so read up on them next time you're bored :p +<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy +though, so read up on them next time you're bored :p <Gorroth> be bored! regex is great <Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid -<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the -same way +<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can +feel the same way <farrioth> Gorroth: sed '/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s <gry> :o <farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild... <ForTheWin> ??? <k2gremlin> wtf? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2758 - Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:18:25 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967, 2014-12-21 % +wigums | *** pterodactyls *** - * | hitest runs - * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away + * | hitest runs + * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he + sprints away +wigums | mmm beer +wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant +hitest | good to know - * | hitest returns with a keg + * | hitest returns with a keg +wigums | lol +hitest | :) -+wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink -pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten -by one - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2762 - Added: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:29:36 UTC ++wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow +/ pink pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has +EVER been eaten by one + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1968, 2014-12-26 % theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off. <theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here. <wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time -<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to -become like a job you HAVE to do +<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me +off to become like a job you HAVE to do <wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2763 - Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:19:15 UTC -% -maldridge | socket wrench xkcd? - - drijen | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords - - maldridge | ah, right - - MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend - - drijen | right? - - * | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/ - - maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5 - - drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with -the most expensive, nicest - | wrench i could find - - maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale: -http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1 - | -0005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYW - | w1zRoCwzLw_wcB - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2765 - Added: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:05:52 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969, 2014-12-26 +% +maldridge | socket wrench xkcd? +drijen | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords +maldridge | ah, right +MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend +drijen | right? +* | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/ +maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5 +drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with +the most expensive, nicest wrench i could find +maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale: +http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/10005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYWw1zRoCwzLw_wcB + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970, 2015-01-02 % <Upstand> is this a dating network? <T_D_H> yes @@ -25166,37 +15662,27 @@ http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1 <-- Upstand has left #help <zi> i think you're supposed to put those on <T_D_H> this is the brazzers version - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2766 - Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:46:58 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971, 2015-01-07 % < Cano> I'm developing open source dildo < Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2767 - Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972, 2015-01-16 % -<<+ wizzoid>> An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, -Irish pub, drinks, beer - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2769 - Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC +«+ wizzoid» An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public +house, Irish pub, drinks, beer + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973, 2015-01-22 % <`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs <`Eddie|Mac> native language - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2770 - Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974, 2015-01-28 % -< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm -going to have to poop -< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then -most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more -< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a -digestive act? - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2771 - Added: Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:33:02 UTC +< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds +are I'm going to have to poop +< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, +then most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more +< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just +a digestive act? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975, 2015-02-02 % < CHVNX> I have several bands. < SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument @@ -25205,56 +15691,41 @@ digestive act? < SpiceMan> I can't claim I play. < SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument < Dominian> hahaha - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2772 - Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:39:50 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1976, 2015-02-05 % < MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need -managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an -engineer try to sell to the average end user? -< ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting -things done +managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen +an engineer try to sell to the average end user? +< ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on +getting things done < MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages < MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold < drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time < MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then? < ninjabox> ooooooooo - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2773 - Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2015 21:49:23 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1977, 2015-02-09 % -maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is - apparently a deal breaker for just storing both +maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is +apparently a deal breaker for just storing both drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do -drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy -is a pentium III +drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you +could buy is a pentium III phy1729: I could IRC on that - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2774 - Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 03:59:36 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1978, 2015-02-18 % -< ryuo>| Workster, it has risen! -* ryuo faints. +< ryuo>| Workster, it has risen! + * ryuo faints. <@ Workster>| hah < nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that -< nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of -blood to the brain - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2775 - Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC +< nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack +of blood to the brain + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1979, 2015-02-22 % -<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both -ends." - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2777 - Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC -% -<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i -went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette -<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth. - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2778 - Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC +<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, +when i went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette +<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his +mouth. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980, 2015-02-23 % < felixjet> does linode accept adult content? < MajObviousman> as payment? @@ -25262,27 +15733,1503 @@ went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette < felixjet> as payment? < MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex <@caker> heh - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2779 - Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981, 2015-02-26 % <+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2780 - Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1982, 2015-03-02 % <bob> When I have money, I shall :p -<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small -thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt +<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take +a small thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt <bob> Ha nice one -<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing -from everyone +<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one +that thing from everyone <bob> Syringe? <lyrg> no <bob> Thread? <lyrg> LOL <lyrg> ye <lyrg> s - - -- noobfarm.org, quote #2781 - Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1983, 2015-03-20 +% +<+tomaw> I bought a new rub +<+tomaw> err, rug +<@Dominian> lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984, 2015-04-08 +% +<+Beebz> Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came +<+sodomy> Beebz: I'm pretty sure in your case it's: Vidi, vici, veni +cito :) +[Translation: I saw, I conquered, I came quickly] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985, 2015-04-09 +% +wigums, lol we were playing round up out in the woods once and my buddy +had to take a shit so we gave him poison oak to wipe his ass with. +wigums, poor kid, got it all on his ass dick and balls + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986, 2015-04-10 +% +sodomy, I bet there's some good shit in there that doesn't get seen +very often. +theborger, sodomy: in your pants? + +theborger, no one has been in sodomy pants for 20 years. + +theborger, that person was his mom, she quickly super glued them on. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987, 2015-04-10 +% +< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it +ended up looking like a penis +< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1988, 2015-04-10 +% +<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets. They sound +like a good idea until you use them. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1989, 2015-04-11 +% +rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left. + +firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums +for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil +in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;) + +majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990, 2015-04-12 +% +<GreyGhost1796> does anyone know how to make a password invisible while +typing it in to identify my nick? +<GreyGhost1796> weechat +<Dominian> close your eyes +<mxtm> lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991, 2015-04-21 +% +< Peng> You need a robot to help you make decisions, MajObviousman. +< Peng> And to help you remember things. +< MajObviousman> I need a robot to help me make decisions +< MajObviousman> but I forget why +< jasonm> You need a robot to help you with brewing more quality beer +< MajObviousman> oh right! +< MajObviousman> I forgot all about that + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992, 2015-04-21 +% +»»» ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio +« ubuntuguru» sodomy: everyone hates you... + ««« + ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio + [part] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1993, 2015-04-21 +% +yorickpeterse | 4 +yorickpeterse | woops +jhass | I've seen better passwords + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994, 2015-04-23 +% +* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself +laughing. ++BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :) ++Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though ++BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to +see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :) ++Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D ++BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :) ++Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin ++BP{k} | haha ++BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql? ++Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995, 2015-04-26 +% +<test-gott> hey did someone install bind9 and uses it ? +<codehotter> test-gott: if someone replies 'yes', then it becomes socially +difficult to ignore you afterwards. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996, 2015-05-11 +% +<MajObviousman> it has dual NICs +<MajObviousman> not teamed +<MajObviousman> scuse me, two dual NICs +<MajObviousman> a dual 10gb SFP+ and a dual onboard 1gb +<MajObviousman> interesting. When I go to set up nic teaming, the +second 10g doesn't show up. Even though nic list shows both +are connected +<Kellin> obviously then you should fire the NIC for not being a team +player +<MajObviousman> ... +<MajObviousman> get out +<Kellin> =D + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997, 2015-05-21 +% +<+majorsecurity> the gf found a grey hair on me today :( +<+Dominian> majorsecurity: it's not a grey hair... it's you growing +into wisdom +<+majorsecurity> Dominian: hahaha + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998, 2015-06-15 +% +< Skywise> the more you bang it, the more compliant it becomes, try it! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999, 2015-06-17 +% +<dw1> “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence +in society.” Mark Twain +<Glaug-Eldare> i dunno, what about naked girls +<Glaug-Eldare> they influence my society +<Glaug-Eldare> and by society i mean my dilz +<dw1> twain had no balls +<dw1> lol +<Mozart> Presumably why he insisted on covering up… + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000, 2015-06-19 +% +< JamesTK> mmm +< JamesTK> 4GB empty space :O +< Eugene> Did you use a Core install? +< JamesTK> Eugene: yes +< Eugene> That sounds wrong, then. +< Eugene> I have <7GB used +< JamesTK> 4GB unallocated to dick images +< Eugene> Oh, you followed my instructions /exactly/ +< JamesTK> lolyep +< MajObviousman> that's not nearly enough for dick images +< Eugene> I was really, really, REALLY drunk when I wrote those +< Cromulent> Whatever floats your boat +< JamesTK> I know right MajObviousman! +< MajObviousman> have you SEEN the size of horse penises? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001, 2015-06-23 +% +<KaMii> its a myth that viruses exist on toilet seats +<shonudo> i knew deps were missing + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002, 2015-06-25 +% +<Beebz> damn, [this channel] would have been silent: +http://i.imgur.com/JNzgrXn.jpg +<rob0> +<dive> +* dive +<Dominian> +<Dominian> ; +* Dominian + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003, 2015-07-06 +% +<Kellin> rob0: I'm confused - what does marriage have to do with OSSEC? +<rob0> the guy is married to fail2ban +<Kellin> fail2ban always seems resource heavy to me, but I still use it +<rob0> And if you want to marry it, that's your business, not our place +to judge. +<Kellin> meh. I like my firewall rules better. +<rob0> And if you want to marry them, that's your business, not our +place to judge. + * andarius will judge :p +<rob0> And by the power vested in andarius by the Commonwealth of Georgia, +he now pronounces you Man and Firewall. +<andarius> And not even after death shall you part! +<Kellin> after death no one will have the password and the firewall will +block all trespassers +<andarius> Till she is tehreby then formatted and rest to factory +defaults! +<andarius> :p +<MajObviousman> this channel is so weird + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004, 2015-07-15 +% +<+eviljames> for those wondering, I am alive. +<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Fuck! +<+Alan_Hicks> I thought some one had thrown your ring into the fires of +Mount Doom. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005, 2015-07-16 +% +<mavhq> does MS revoke keys used for malware? +<svetlana> mavhq, not to my knowledge +<mavhq> if not sounds like a scam, like domain names + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2006, 2015-08-03 +% +<+drijen> yeah but you don't drink +<+phy1729> I don't drink coffee or tea either +<+drijen> so +<+drijen> you're an undead zombie phy1729 +<+phy1729> aka sysadmin + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007, 2015-08-03 +% +<fuzzbawl> DAMN these electric sex pants +<Dominian> I love 'em +<Dominian> Just have to make sure the diodes are hooked to the right parts +<Dominian> You don't wanna go all Napoleon Dynamite trying to go back +in time + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008, 2015-08-17 +% +< bullgard4> Good gracious! The Xfce4.10.1 clock panel plugin today + shows a wrong time. It worked flawlessly for months. + It is 2 minutes fast. I need to check if it syncs via + the Internet. What is its associated underlying + command-line command? +< rworkman> bullgard4: it just shows the system time - if the system + has the correct time, then the plugin shows the correct + time. In other words, use e.g. ntpd to set and keep the + system time correct +< bullgard4> rworkman: No sir. As I said the time worked flawlessly for + month although ntp is not installed. There must be another + underlying package and culprit. +< rworkman> You need ntpd or openntpd or some other similar system-level + software to keep time synced with an internet source. +< rworkman> Other packages don't mess with your system time (or if +they do, + then there are bigger problems there), and the clock plugin + only *shows* the time. +< rworkman> You are free to believe what you wish, of course, but this is + not religion. +< bullgard4> My problem is religion-independent. +< rworkman> *whoosh* + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009, 2015-09-08 +% +<+surrounder> I had a friend coming over so I bought more beer than +usual but when I walked home I realised she didn't drink beer anyhow +<+sodomy> surrounder: Well that fucked your plan to roofy her, didn't it? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010, 2015-09-10 +% +<Kellin> so googling for the main page for unicorn (the rack server), +I typod unicorn crack in the search engine +<Kellin> that is a scary (*#@&$*(@#$#@$#@ result return + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2011, 2015-10-06 +% +<+Beebz> how about both of you suck on a dildo made of ice for a bit to +chill out + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012, 2015-10-09 +% +<+majorsecurity> theborger: did it work? +<+majorsecurity> theborger: you've been super quiet lately +<+theborger> fuck if i know, it just hurts +<+Dominian> That tends to happen when you jam a dildo up your ass without +any lube + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013, 2015-10-09 +% +< KrR4F_Slackware> Slacware is one of the First IT Gods all Over the +World ! +< KrR4F_Slackware> Really Powerfull ! +< KrR4F_Slackware> today is my 4 th day with my Slackware 14.1 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2014, 2015-10-09 +% +<+cmyster> ahhhhh +<+cmyster> I like having first time things... +<+cmyster> just now I farted so long I got dizzy... thats a first +<+Dominian> hahaha + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2015, 2015-10-12 +% +<clockers> svetlana: I love your name. Will you marry me? +<svetlana> I'll marry your name. +<Yehai> lmao +<archmint> xD +<clockers> deal + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2016, 2015-10-12 +% +<dolemite_> dStruct, well arch is bleeding edge, isn't it? +<dStruct> dolemite_: Arch is just bleeding.. period (no pun intended) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017, 2015-11-05 +% +<cyph3x> awesome is straight sexy man, you should check it out. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018, 2015-11-05 +% +<smokeyj> What methods are used to handle dos problems? +<annihilannic> Emphatic statement! +<smokeyj> ddos +<Dagmar> Prayer. +<dolemite_> cloudfare.com +<Dagmar> Patience. +<Dagmar> ...and Architecture. +<smokeyj> I read the book and I just didnt see a solution +<annihilannic> Preparation! +<qman__> Null routes from your upstream providers +<Dagmar> Well, that would really fall under Architecture. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019, 2015-11-05 +% +< Dominian> @rimv sodomy +<@AgentSlackoff> <sodomy> theborger: Rubber hanging out my arse? WTF is +wrong with you - you know I go bareback. in my vagina. +< Dominian> ok... I'm not using that command EVER again... +< rob0> haha +< kirk> *facedesk* +< misspwn> lel + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020, 2015-11-11 +% +<anunnaki> hello i created a channel a while back.. i was the main +operator i guess you can say.. i made my 2 friends ops, however i +forgot the commands to make myself op.. i tried /oper <my nick> which +then asked me for a pw. but seems i forgot my pw. is there any way to +retrieve the pw? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021, 2015-11-12 +% +( nooper2) cs:go is horrible, if you leave voice enabled +( aceofspades19) your mom is horrible if you leave her voice enabled +( nooper2) you don't even know how much i agree with you + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022, 2015-11-14 +% +<rj> personal trouble? i've been dodging some of those, been able to +improve thus far +<gry> yea +<gry> just like banking, there are two kinds of touble: personal and +business +<rj> lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023, 2015-11-21 +% +<+ubuntuguru> AaronBallman: can you create the missing c+ programming +language for us? +<+AaronBallman> that smells like a parsing error to me. ;-) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2024, 2015-11-23 +% +< rhynn> i give as good as i get +< rhynn> tit for tat +* sodomy gives tats... now give me titties :) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2025, 2015-12-07 +% +[In a conversation discussing https://github.com/apple/swift/pull/165/] + +< ninjabox> I absolutely get the sensitivity issue.. but how bout this. +If we never let black people into IT maybe this wouldn't have been +a problem. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026, 2015-12-08 +% +<FatalNIX> I poop out perfect perl code in my sleep + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027, 2015-12-26 +% +] thumbs: 22 +] + rob0: ssh +] thumbs: rob0: THANKS +] + rob0: yw +] + rworkman: haha + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2028, 2016-01-03 +% +< ferdna> but it still lets me login with root +< ferdna> yes the whole machine +< rworkman> You have an ssh key that gets used to log in? +< ferdna> dont thinkso +< rworkman> ferdna: paste your sshd_config somewhere +< ferdna> rworkman, its empty except for two lines... PermitRootLogin +and Protocol 2 +< rworkman> ummmm +< rworkman> It's EMPTY? +< rworkman> ferdna: how did that happen? +< ferdna> hmm... yes... everything is commented out... it has the default +text in it +< rworkman> ferdna: paste the whole thing somewhere. +< ferdna> rworkman, seriously... its the instructions and they are +commented... no need to post that... +< ferdna> all i did was add those two lines +< rworkman> ferdna: okay. Good luck. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2029, 2016-01-13 +% +<MajObviousman> fucking piece of worthless arrogant spittlesucking +arselicking vomit breathing piece of shit vcenter LOG ME THE FUCK +IN ALREADY +<MajObviousman> ... that actually worked + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030, 2016-02-01 +% +<tyork> I need some of your help, guys :x +<tyork> I need to find a way to get some grip on carpet, specifically +for my racing pedals. I'm thinking of mounting the pedals to a thin peice +of plexiglass that would have some magical grippy thing on the underside +<MajObviousman> I know where we can hide the body +<MajObviousman> --... oh +* MajObviousman neverminds + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031, 2016-02-03 +% +Talking about OpenStack: + +<maldridge> Vaelatern: there's a handy 400 page guide for that +<Vaelatern> 400 page guide. For each service. +<MajObviousman> you really only have to read the back 385 pages of +it though + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032, 2016-02-11 +% +<@gycon> puts hand on the wall while having a piss +<@gycon> notices giant spider +<@gycon> doesn't spill a drop +<@gycon> legend + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033, 2016-02-11 +% +<Alan> I'm glad that I'm not there [noobfarm] + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034, 2016-02-11 +% +<+ninjabox> sometimes I would go to that room just to lay down and sober +up between classes +<+ninjabox> .... +<+ninjabox> damn enter button has a mind of its own + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2035, 2016-02-14 +% +<drijen> what did hay do to you MajObviousman +<MajObviousman> it called me ugly +<drijen> MajObviousman: well then +<MajObviousman> I'm going to go hit it with a pitchfork and then stick +my dick in it triumphantly to assert dominance +<drijen> MajObviousman: fuck it up +<MajObviousman> you're gorram right I will +<MajObviousman> PREPARE FOR MY SEED TO BE IN YOU, HAY + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2036, 2016-02-14 +% +<drijen> .xkcd sudo +<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query. +<drijen> BULLSHIT +<Vaelatern> .xkcd Sandwich +<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query. +<Vaelatern> BULLSHIT +<Alan> .xkcd bullshit +<lugbrahtomy> http://xkcd.com/1357 [Free Speech] +<drijen> lol! +<Alan> lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037, 2016-02-15 +% +tiddy> YaY cooter goo +* You are now known as cooter-goo +<Demon_Fox> That didn't turn out how I intended + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2038, 2016-02-17 +% +<ProbablyAndy> i watch youtube videos with netcat + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2039, 2016-02-19 +% +<ProbablyAndy> no, making anything dirty. +<shonudo> ah, that +<shonudo> indeed +<shonudo> down and then some +<ProbablyAndy> we like going down + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2040, 2016-02-21 +% +<wiglet> nope. 4.4.2 is giving me no love +<M0E-lnx> BUILD 3? +<wiglet> yesasir +<M0E-lnx> you sure? +<wiglet> dude, i can count to potato. yes im sure + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041, 2016-02-23 +% +<Skalar> Canada is america's hat +<Mozart> And Florida is its penis. +<svetlana> Hahahaha. +<Skalar> florida is peeing on cuba +<Skalar> look at the map + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2042, 2016-02-29 +% +< fred> Achievement unlocked: cut myself with a facial tissue >_< + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2043, 2016-03-14 +% +<m_wynn> I can't write more than 4GB to this filesystem! +<Vaelatern> What a fat mess + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2044, 2016-04-05 +% +<Kellin> you need to beat down the fools :) +<tyork> You think they listen to LOGIC? +<Kellin> I said beat them down +<Kellin> who said LOGIC +<drijen> you need an XOR for left fist or right fist + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2045, 2016-04-07 +% +<khronosschoty> I wish I was born 1200 years ago +<wiglet> your mom was + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2046, 2016-04-08 +% +<+sodomy> The quotegrabs database needs to have anything with @grab in +it removed :) +<@firebird> sodomy, done :) +<+Beebz> @ita firebird +<@AgentSlackoff> sodomy, done :) ...in the ass +<+Beebz> I believe sodomy is always done in the ass +<+sodomy> I would say 'no shit', but it usually involves that too. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047, 2016-04-12 +% +<drijen> you old fart +<rob0> yes? +<firebird> rob0, he wasn't summoning you, just reminding you to drink +your prune juice before you go to bed. +<rob0> oh. Good idea, yes. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048, 2016-04-14 +% +* drijen replaces MajObviousman with an AI and 1GB of ram +<argonaut> too bad the AI is taybot +<drijen> taybot with downs +<argonaut> so taybot + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2049, 2016-04-20 +% +<programisto> +1 argonaut FOR THE RECORD +<MajObviousman> I'm too fat and my teeth are too white +<programisto> NOT EVERYOEN GETS DEPORTED +<programisto> THAT'S A HELL OF A STORY +<programisto> damnit +<programisto> damnit +<programisto> going to find out who created caps lock and murder them + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050, 2016-04-21 +% +(drijen is having his roof replaced) + +<drijen> lol i used galvinized nails to hold down the tarp +<drijen> they are pounding the absolute fuck out of it +<drijen> kinda feel bad now +<MajObviousman> so ... the contractors are gangbanging your roof and +you're ok with this +<MajObviousman> you're probably going to need some extra paper towels +once they're done +<programisto> maybe if you film it you can make some money.... +<programisto> ROOF GETS DESTROYED +<programisto> then you can have a lot of crreepy comments abotu the roof +<MajObviousman> gritty amateur takes it from five guys at one time +<programisto> lol +<programisto> just lol +<phy1729> ok I lol'd + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051, 2016-04-21 +% +<phy1729> ninjabox: why are you running ospf? +<maldridge> probably so that the system can compute the most efficient +path from one side of his room to the other +<maldridge> it would be particularly cool if it could do that and figure +in the location of the cat + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052, 2016-04-24 +% +< sodomy> BP{k}: You watching the snooker too? +< BP{k}> sodomy: yes +< rob0> NEWS FLASH: BP{k} consents to sodomy. Film at 11. +< rob0> @grab BP{k} +<@AgentSlackoff> Ding! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053, 2016-05-02 +% +<drijen> i overpaid for it, hardcore +<drijen> and its too small +<drijen> so i'm so mad i want it gone so i don't have to look at my +failure anymore +<argonaut> are we still talking about your dick +<drijen> damn +* drijen looks for a burn center location + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2054, 2016-06-08 +% +<Ztag100> Any ideas what distros are working well on tablets? I have a +venue 11 pro, and I'm trying to figure out what I want to run on it. +<devslash> Im trying to mount my windows partition in linux. My windows +partition is on an SSD configured as raid0. I did fdisk -l and it appears +as sda1. when i mount it it says special device /dev/sda1 does not exist +<Ztag100> It looks like ubuntu is compatible, but I'm not sure if anyone +knows a distro with a good tablet + laptop interface.... +<devslash> Ztag100, ios +<gsaul> devslash: -_- +<Ztag100> devslash: brilliant + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055, 2016-06-13 +% +<fuzzbawl> MY servers don't have that affliction. Shit is backed up +in three spots three different ways. Disk snapshot and replicated to +secondary SAN, Bacula to primary and twice a week Bacula replicates +(replicate job) to a secondary bacula in a different state +<fuzzbawl> but who needs that shit? YOLO RAID! +<Dominian> YOLO +<rob0> YOLO +<fuzzbawl> someone hit the electronic air horn button and let's get some +drunk white girls covered in glitter, desperation and college debt in +here doing body shots + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2056, 2016-06-27 +% +Concerning Chris Punches, a.k.a. cpunches, a.k.a. dartmouth a.k.a. many +others... + +< sodomy> TommyC: I know.. it's hard to believe he was bread rather +than spawned. +< TommyC> sodomy: Must've been one hell of a yeast infection. +< rob0> lol +< sodomy> TommyC: A yeast infection can be cured... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2057, 2016-07-25 +% +nooper: i don't like to do backups. also, i hate not having backups. what +do? +aceofspades1: 1. obtain cactus +aceofspades1: 2. take off your pants +aceofspades1: 3. shove the cactus in your asshole + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2058, 2016-07-25 +% +rworkman: Marriage is like a walk in the park. +rworkman: Jurassic Park. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059, 2016-07-31 +% +<Dominian> so sick of my name today +<Dominian> lol +<Kellin> Dominian: +<Kellin> Dominian: +<FriedBob> Hey you! +<MajObviousman> hey Asspike McShitserface + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060, 2016-08-16 +% +* alanhuang is incorrigible and inconvincible +<drijen> inconceivable! +<alanhuang> try me. +<alanhuang> careful, I bite + * drijen puts on a wig and boobs +<Vaelatern> Oh, this is excellent +<phy1729> o.O + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061, 2016-08-18 +% +<MajObviousman> quick, I need someone to say yes to what I'm about to ask +<MajObviousman> alcohol before noon? +<Tea> nope +<MajObviousman> but breakfast mimosas are a thing +<MajObviousman> why not breakfast scotch? +<Tea> breakfast tea +<MajObviousman> it's a cleanse. Alcohol is antibacterial, see, and I'm +just trying to keep my gut flora from growing out of control after those +hotwings last night +<MajObviousman> so it's healthy +<Tea> noooope +<MajObviousman> you are the enemy of fun +<Tea> yes +<Tea> yes i am + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062, 2016-08-20 +% +Dualist> some days ago the i've inserted some pre-burned dick into my +disk drive, mounted it from the shell, did everything i wanted to do +and ejected it from console... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063, 2016-08-25 +% +<Skywise> i disagree +<ttkp> you're doing that thing again + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064, 2016-09-07 +% +* andarius flexes then goes for a beer +* firebird refunds those who bought tickets to andarius' gun show and +were disappointed. +* firebird hides + <andarius> Indeed. No guns here, those are for kids. +* andarius puts the artilery away! + <drijen> oh god, i just shot milk from my nose + <rob0> Cow-BOOM + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065, 2016-09-07 +% +<S4nD3r> /msg NickServ identify carlosalexsander +<ranguli> might want to change your password now S4nD3r.. :/ +* S4nD3r has quit (Disconnected by services) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066, 2016-09-16 +% +<gitgud> yeah thats fine. i'm trying to mitigate mitm +<gitgud> or witm +<gitgud> dont wanna be sexist +<kline> pitm +<gitgud> yes +<gitgud> thats the word +<derpherp128> sitm +<MetaNova> nah nah nah, why you gotta discriminate by species +<MetaNova> titm +<MetaNova> thing in the middle +<MetaNova> it's the only proper label + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067, 2016-09-21 +% +* MrElendig slaps Rick_James +<Rick_James> you cant slap Rick_James.... wtf?!?! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068, 2016-10-09 +% +wigums> we're gonna breed the stupid out of this country + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2069, 2016-11-01 +% +<TimTheEnchanter> I personally would set that code aside and write my +own driver, then make note of the non-portablity of the provided code in +the report or assignment comments. As it is not provided by the prof, +it is not a slight against their technical ability to mention that it +is not portable. +<TimTheEnchanter> if it were provided by the prof, I would just find +an ubuntu machine to run it on and not bother with trying to make the +code better. +<maldridge> ... +<maldridge> you understand what a tun driver is right? +<Vaelatern> Which OS? +<TimTheEnchanter> no. I take it that such a thing is quite complicated. In +that case... I'd go with the latter and just run it on an ubuntu image +<maldridge> Vaelatern: take a wild guess based on scrollback +<Vaelatern> tun0 sounds OpenBSD + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070, 2016-11-27 +% +<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars +<Cthon98> ********* see! +<AzureDiamond> hunter2 +<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me +<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* +<Cthon98> thats what I see +<AzureDiamond> oh, really? +<Cthon98> Absolutely +<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 +<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? +<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* +<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that +<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show +to us as ******* +<AzureDiamond> awesome! +<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? +<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as +hunter2 cause its your pw +<AzureDiamond> oh, ok. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071, 2016-11-28 +% +<genio> ooooh. we got a new blendtec blender. what should I blend first? +<buu> php +<nchambers> the old blender + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072, 2016-12-01 +% +<woddf2> sodomy: Oh, and +https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5ju6fc/nsfw_tags_are_basically_clickbait/ +<Dominian> https://goo.gl/0qQPyn NSFW +<@JackMehoffman> Title: RickRoll'D - YouTube +<Dominian> FUCK YOU BOT! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073, 2016-12-22 +% +< kulinacs> Do naughty sysadmins get systemd for christmas? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074, 2016-12-29 +% +<wigums> some people are just idiots +<Skywise> yeah, they think they can be dicks without consequences +<wigums> thank you +<wigums> ++ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2075, 2016-12-30 +% +<kenb0t> whats motd? +<NotsoRoyal> Message of the day +<kenb0t> do you use motctl to manipulate it? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076, 2017-01-02 +% +<nostrora> gry, there is no critical data on this disk because all is on +github (open source etc.) but sometime linux is freezing because SMART +read error.. +<nostrora> i want to force my boss to buy new hard drive.. because this +one is veryy slow and my boss can't understand it's hurt me everyday +<nostrora> for him, when linux/windows is starting, the disk is good +<nostrora> so i want to kill disk :p +<nostrora> do you know how to destroy CPU :) (i want i7) lol just +kidding. thanks for this ;) +<nostrora> maybe i have to destroy my boss to get new one + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077, 2017-01-02 +% +<tyork> overprovisioning in porn seems like an even worse issue than +overprovisioning on the network + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078, 2017-01-06 +% +MajObviousman | my dick isn't long enough + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079, 2017-01-11 +% +* phy1729 saw m_wynn in #ansible +<drijen> :O +<drijen> STALKER +<phy1729> I prefer the term omnipresient information gatherer. +<kulinacs> I heard there was an acronym for that. +<kulinacs> NSA I think? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080, 2017-01-19 +% +< phy1729> Having certain rights is a moral thing. You can't prove +scientifically that you have rights. +< kulinacs> phy1729: I agree. But I would say the government should +define morals that involve detriment to our society, not what any given +religion believes. +< Alan> yep, which is why I so often question rights +< phy1729> Yes yes see that line on the mass spec? Yep that's his +rights. Hrmmm looks like he's missing the right to be an asshat. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2081, 2017-02-01 +% +<Alan> I just feel overwhelmingly annoyed +<phy1729> Alan: you could join me on binge watching The West Wing and +pretending it's invasive CSPAN +<phy1729> I'm in season 2 already +<Vaelatern> Or you could learn http://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Duvet-Cover +<hotbot> [ How to Change a Duvet Cover: 11 Steps (with Pictures) - +wikiHow ] - www.wikihow.com +<Vaelatern> I tried the second way, the rolling method. It worked. The +endorphins are going to keep me up for an houyr. +<Vaelatern> But sure your thing sounds fulfilling too + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082, 2017-02-09 +% +<gry> i suck at using websites, fs is more my thing +<Jason> gry: FS? +<Jason> functional sites? +<Juesto> Free Software +<Juesto> you dumbo +<gry> Jason: filesystem + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083, 2017-02-09 +% +<MajObviousman> some things never change +<+lorddrijen> me being an ass +<+lorddrijen> yeah +<MajObviousman> you're the old man here + * lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with a water hose + * MajObviousman strips down and enjoys free shower + * lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with sand +<MajObviousman> OW OWOWOWOWOW +<MajObviousman> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU + * lorddrijen wins +<+lorddrijen> flip side, you're still getting clean +<MajObviousman> OF ALL MY SKIN YOU DIPPIN DOTS EATING MOTHERFUCKER + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084, 2017-03-15 +% +<MajObviousman> GTswagger: you're not wearing a fedora, are ou? +<@GTswagger> MajObviousman: Nah, I'm good enough at repelling women +without the use of anti-woman hat wear. +<rob0> woman repellant ... hmm, could be a market for that +<MajObviousman> it's called Axe + * WarheadsSE laughs horribly, context son +<Kellin> well, people do always tell folks to 'knock 'em dead' when they +are going out for a date right? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085, 2017-03-15 +% +<Milko> a bunch of kittens are called a litter, a bunch of litter is +called a mess. a bunch of mess is called IRC. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086, 2017-03-19 +% +<wigums> ya know.... you buy a box of 18 corn dogs and the instructions +are for 1 corn dog +<wigums> wtf? +<wigums> dont make them for a party you'll be microwaving all day +<ewong> wigums: um.. does it matter how many you put in the microwave? +I think you can put 10 corn dogs and use the same time as 1 corn dog? +it's not like the microwave emissions can discern which corn dog to +nuke first.? +<ewong> or did I miss a joke somewhere? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087, 2017-03-21 +% +<lorddrijen> i have a baby shower to atted +<phy1729> lorddrijen: protip: do not show up in a bathing suit expecting +a shower of water +<phy1729> #lifeTipsWithPhy + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088, 2017-03-24 +% +phy1729 | Still 6 cups or 900g of ice cream ~ 1 can of soda +phy1729 | (my reference soda is sprite at 38g and coke at 39g) +givemefive | your blue bell reference is wrong? +givemefive | are you getting that 6g from somewhere else +givemefive | other than the nutrition facts +phy1729 | crap wtf did I look at +givemefive | on a per weight basis soda even seems less as 8oz of soda +is ~240g and 8oz of ice cream is 148g +Alan | what did you do phy +givemefive | oz being the liquid form lol.. +phy1729 | I ... I don't know + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089, 2017-03-24 +% +< csnxs> I sent an abuse report to DO, and started getting some DO +newsletter thing in my inbox +<@jleal> classy + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090, 2017-05-04 +% +Epakai | we got frontier to replace our battery back up and even upgrade +our modem, but my mom loves to badger them on the phone +lorddrijen | can i hire your mom + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091, 2017-05-10 +% +<tyork> Wee, i love vmotioning machines while im actively doing things +on them without issue +<lorddrijen> vmotioning? +<rob0> like emotion, but virtual +<lorddrijen> tyork: STOP HAVING CAM SEX WITH WHORES +<MajObviousman> uhhh ... + * MajObviousman edges out of frame + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092, 2017-05-18 +% +tyork | sounds like another tire has a nail/screw in it too +Kellin | tyork: stop getting screwed +tyork | heh +Dominian | lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093, 2017-05-22 +% +< Phanes> any downsides to aliasing mv to rsync? +Tadgy facepalms + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094, 2017-05-25 +% +<tyork> oh god, burning hot coffee like hot lead in my gut +<tyork> tear it out, tear it out +<MajObviousman> RIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUNDS +<lorddrijen> CHEESE GRATE THE DICK' +<MajObviousman> ok so you took that to a whole new level that I'm super +uncomfortable with +<MajObviousman> I think I need to sit down for a moment and just hold +my pecker as an act of solidarity +<MajObviousman> it's ok little guy, he won't harm you + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2095, 2017-06-01 +% +<@maldridge> can you people stop pinging me? +<@maldridge> I'm trying to sign a lease here! +<phy1729> DHCPOFFER 172.20.234.197 +<@maldridge> ... +<phy1729> I'm offering you a lease +<@maldridge> I am not signing that +<@maldridge> you didn't even include an authenticating signature +<@maldridge> do you even rfc3118 +<phy1729> don't think I do + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096, 2017-06-13 +% +<JFK911> whats crack cost +<wigums> if you have to ask you cant afford it + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097, 2017-09-08 +% +<drijen> my first few weeks of *nix were characterized by opening a new +term to kill -9 vim + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2098, 2017-09-20 +% +FatalNIX> You know if HAL9000 ran on systemd it'd probably have comitted +suicide +<geod> but we would never know because its dramatic suicide notes would +all be buried in the binary log + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099, 2017-10-17 +% +<andarius> tyork: Yeah, Cisco TAC +<jontz> FriedBob: Gives new meaning to TACo Tuesday +<Kellin> jontz: Lettuce network together +<jontz> Kellin: We can work on the router, where the packets meat +<rob0> oh cheesy puns, is that salsa can come up with? +<Kellin> we could pepper you with more rob0 +<tyork> worst thing about tac is they they're pento'd proprietary +solutions +<jontz> That wasn't very rice of them +<rob0> you've all bean bad +<jontz> I don't know what the shell you're talking about +<tyork> very nice +<Kellin> whatchu guacin' about jontz ? +<jontz> Don't get all sour Kellin. I'll cream you! +<fuzzbawl> I leave for a few minutes and you all get jalapeno crazy +<jontz> That's what happens when you pico your friends poorly +<Kellin> we're all saucy +<fuzzbawl> you might say we're all a little silly-antro +<jontz> you've crossed the lime with that one fuzzbawl +<rob0> chili out guys +<Kellin> it's be-cumin odd now +<fuzzbawl> You saying we got beef? +<jontz> I'm sayin' I'm right here, unless you are chicken. +<rob0> you all taco the talk, but do you wacko the walk? +<fuzzbawl> you mean the whole enchilada? not since the accident + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100, 2017-10-18 +% +<benonsoftware> wastrel: Can you take me to France? +<wastrel> benonsoftware: no i can't i am saving the +money for a $2000 laptop +<benonsoftware> I'm getting a $2000 laptop!? Thanks! +<Sveta> what a plot twist +<chu> That's very generous of you wastrel! + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101, 2017-10-25 +% +<Inari> ben_mkiv: Learn the are of proper case +<ben_mkiv> ok, if you learn the art of spelling ;) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102, 2017-10-30 +% +<erasmus> what is poonsauce? +<JFK911> $10 +<erasmus> wow good deal + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103, 2017-11-01 +% +<FatalNIX> guys, it's judgement day! +<la_mettrie> show your tits and we'll judge them + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104, 2017-12-14 +% +nextloop: how do you usually shutdown and log out? +nextloop: console? +lord|: nextloop: I shutdown and log out by writing /dev/urandom to +randomly selected blocks on my SSD including the encryption +key header, then I run `stress` and power off all of the fans, and then +once the computer is melted I rip out my SSD, send it +through an industrial hard drive shredder, then melt the SSD dust into +a homogenous mixture, and then call NASA and tell them to +launch this chunk of metal into the sun + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105, 2018-01-08 +% +<izabera> can i remove all the borders in tmux? +<nchambers> yes +<nchambers> whats the bg color of your terminal? +<izabera> black +<nchambers> +https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-Permanent-Markers-Point-Black/dp/B000QYLCWK +<nchambers> DIY +<izabera> thanks +<nchambers> np +<izabera> i had high hopes and you didn't disappoint me +<nchambers> i only provide top quality tech support + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2106, 2018-02-19 +% +<Vaelatern> +https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/25/john-kasich-says-us-two-party-system-dying-predict/ +gosh I hope so +<hotbot> [ John Kasich says U.S. two-party system dying, predicts +'multi-party' future - Washington Times ] - www.washingtontimes.com +<maldridge> I read that as 'multi-party feature' +<maldridge> ah yes, when I install this latest update, the 2-party +limitation will be gone, now I can have up to 4096 parties before I'll +need another patch +<phy1729> only 4K? +<phy1729> Are they all on separate vlans? +<Vaelatern> have you seen facebook? They definitely are talking past +each other + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107, 2018-02-25 +% +* maldridge really needs to build some automation that just shows a diff +and does swipe left/swipe right +* maldridge now realizes how that probably sounded +<qtness[m]> so, tinder but for git ? +<maldridge> yes? +<qtness[m]> sounds good + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108, 2018-03-05 +% +<drijen> LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY ASSAULT PENIS + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109, 2018-03-08 +% +Referencing https://noobfarm.org/?id=3100 + +<maldridge> man, Vaelatern's duvet cover has nothing on my bicycle tire + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110, 2018-03-13 +% +<maldridge> tax returns +<maldridge> if the software truly is point click done, that's great +<maldridge> but I work on building point-click-done software, and usually +its point-click-explode + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111, 2018-03-19 +% +<phy1729> this throws a wrench in my plans to write an NFA POSIX regexec +<uplime> catch(wrench) { +<uplime> } +<uplime> problem solved + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2112, 2018-04-01 +% +<Vaelatern> Am I optimistic? No. Do I think this will fix things? Yes. +<Vaelatern> All the things? I will find you +<Vaelatern> out* +<Vaelatern> that came out creepier than I intended +<maldridge> ok liam neeson + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113, 2018-04-09 +% +<Cthulhux> most people i randomly meet are smartphone peripheral devices. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114, 2018-04-19 +% +<tyork> woot, optics and fiber are here +<tyork> but they put all of the different coded ones in the same +package..hmm +<MajObviousman> I guess you'll just have to plug them all in and one by +one shine them in your eye +<MajObviousman> whichever damages your eye the most is the highest +wavelength +<tyork> even that wont help, the only difference in them is what vendor +theyre programmed to mimic +<tyork> so id be equally blind, except the cisco one would hit a bug +and reboot +<MajObviousman> only the best support from Cisco + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2115, 2018-04-20 +% +<amlz> wait wait. +<amlz> so i knew south korea was supposedly blasting radio shit at +north korea +<amlz> i assumed propaganda +<amlz> but turns out it was just k-pop? lol +<flatliner> Haha yup +<flatliner> Can you imagine the horror on the northern side of the DMZ +when gagnam style was all the rage + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116, 2018-04-23 +% +02:37 <maldridge> https://noobfarm.org/add +02:38 <maldridge> manual review as it was, but I haven't built the +tools to do that yet, so I shall be reviewing quotes with emacs until +further notice + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2117, 2018-06-19 +% +< pakcjo> Is anyone forced to use ubuntu in here? +< ananke> why, are you trying to form a support group for molested +linux users? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118, 2018-07-10 +% +<Vaelatern> I wonder how many LoC would need to change to accomodate a +shift from Rep/Dem to three major parties +<Alan> an amusing thought exercise + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119, 2018-07-11 +% +<kerframil> FManTropyx: also, the stock .bash_profile can likely be +found at /etc/skel/.bash_profile +<kerframil> er, the stock .bashrc, sorry +<Dagmar> It's not /etc/systemd-skel now? +<kerframil> +1 that was actually pretty funny + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121, 2018-07-18 +% +<Nilium> I have so many things in my wallet from like 10 years ago +with "do not lose" written on them and I have no idea what they're for +anymore. I suspect they are now lose-able. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2122, 2018-07-21 +% +EionRobb1: https://buttplug.io/ +Masca: dammit, I feel like I should wait to get home to click that link. +r0bby: click it +EvilDennisR: Don't tell me how to click +Alver: EvilDennisR, with your finger +-> the left one +-> on the right hand, probably +-> You know, the right hand, where your thumb is on the left + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123, 2018-08-21 +% +<AmandaC> why the fuck did tar --delete -f ... cause the tar file to +almost double in size? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2124, 2018-09-05 +% +[07:11:03:pm] <cyberzeus> Anyone know if it's possible to have more than +1 DHCP server on a given interface? Whenever I try, my hEX barks at me... +[07:11:46:pm] <cyberzeus> My goal is to be able to have different lease +times per subnet without having to explicitly set the lease time at the +reservation level... + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2125, 2018-09-12 +% +21:32 <phy1729> You do know that most of the time I give a life tip, +it's because I just fucked that thing up right? +21:33 <phy1729> except for that one on noobfarm + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126, 2018-09-17 +% +21:38 <maldridge> and now this is on noobfarm +21:38 <phy1729> sigh +21:43 <maldridge> well, it will be once I can su over to the noobfarm user +21:43 <maldridge> I have zero motivation to fix the database + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127, 2018-09-17 +% +<DrJ> you can only dream of the networks I've managed + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129, 2018-09-18 +% +<Vaelatern> +https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-to-be-replaced-with-room-full-of-monkeys-throwing-feces +<hotbot> [ Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing +Feces | The Babylon Bee ] - babylonbee.com +<phy1729> wait, that's a change? +<maldridge> its probably a transparency initiative + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2130, 2018-09-30 +% +00:54 <lorddrijen> maldridge: your advice is appreciated you +00:54 <lorddrijen> s/you/ +00:54 <coldbot> lorddrijen meant to say: maldridge: r advice is +appreciated you +00:54 <lorddrijen> i did not +00:54 <lorddrijen> s/g//you +00:54 <coldbot> lorddrijen meant to say: maldride: r advice is appreciated +you +00:54 <lorddrijen> fuick it +00:54 <maldridge> lol + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132, 2018-11-21 +% +<tdh> some professors this semester are giving me really unrealistic +expectations for grading turnaround +<tdh> dr cankaya is getting final exam grades back in just over 12 hrs +<tdh> meanwhile i would really like the homework i submitted in october +for another class to be graded pls + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2133, 2018-12-14 +% +00:53 <Cogitri> Well, are the pkgs indexed in the repodata? +00:53 <Vaelatern> Cogitri: he's running on the mirror, I hope so :D +00:53 <maldridge> Cogitri: I'd hope so since this is a core mirror + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134, 2018-12-18 +% +<lorddrijen> i should honestly just install a spell checker into my +irc client +<lorddrijen> it seems to get worse the older i get +<maldridge> they are wroth +<maldridge> *worth +<derelict> lol +<maldridge> feel fre to noobfarm that +<maldridge> ... +<maldridge> I give up + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135, 2018-12-20 +% +17:58 <phy1729> I don't know the song, so I can't help make up lyrics +17:58 <maldridge> m_wynn: +17:58 <m_wynn> no + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136, 2019-01-02 +% +23:17 * maldridge phones in Vaelatern's terminals +23:17 <Vaelatern> huh what? +23:18 <maldridge> they were suspicious +23:18 <maldridge> the commercial said I should phone it in +23:18 <Vaelatern> Ah +23:18 * phy1729 phones in maldridge's second X server +23:18 <maldridge> yes but that actually is suspicious + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137, 2019-01-30 +% +13:58 <Nilium> rewrite all package templates in node.js +13:58 * Nilium goes back to lunch +13:59 <maldridge> I'm surprised you didn't suggest some kind of erlang +lambda +13:59 <Nilium> wait do that instead + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138, 2019-02-02 +% +04:33 <m_wynn> "you're an idiot" says university student routing a +network through a cardboard box +04:33 <maldridge> I'll have you know that cardboard box was humming +along at 990mbps + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139, 2019-02-03 +% +<alanhuang> it's always a shock when a piece of code I've written +functions almost perfectly on the first run +<alanhuang> and after another poke, I can amend it to say "on the specific +input I happened to give" + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140, 2019-02-26 +% +<maxice8[m]> i don't know docker i assume it is CMD or RUN +--> noah_h (~noah_h@funkyboy.zone) has joined +<Gottox> RUN +<maxice8[m]> TO THE HILLS +<noah_h> Alawys good to see when you join a channel + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141, 2019-03-01 +% +<maldridge> then you'll fix the ownership on the other side, unless +you're doing this online +<lorddrijen> well I want the files raw +<lorddrijen> no users, no perms etc +<maldridge> well, this is linux so you're going to get those anyway + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142, 2019-03-24 +% +< swaggboi> they pushed an update to my girlfriend's iphone... now +instead of "4g" it says "5ge". I hope they downloaded more ram too +< Tadgy> Cool, now it'll be much quicker for her to send me her naked +pics. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143, 2019-04-17 +% +12:31 <opal> the point is postfix actually follows unix philosophy lol + +(opal has clearly never actually run postfix) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144, 2019-04-19 +% +20:47 <zx2c4> decke[m]: i've resolved to just workaround this freebsd +kernel disaster with a series of hacks + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145, 2019-04-20 +% +22:27 <Nilium> I'm not core, so I just do short bursts of contribution +to make sure I'm annoying people and work doesn't drive me insane. +22:27 <maldridge> Nilium: how's that working? +22:27 <Nilium> Work's still driving me insane + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146, 2019-04-20 +% +<m_wynn> This is not a major problem, as the frontend quietly discards +most errors + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2147, 2019-04-22 +% +23:57 <Vaelatern> Pine's hardware is good because A) it's cheap +23:57 <Vaelatern> There is no B + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148, 2019-05-11 +% +<maldridge> tdh: you've replaced that power supply right? +<maldridge> you know, the one that will likely burst into flames at +some point? +<phy1729> I mean, we will all burst into flames when the Sun expands +and engulfs the Earth. +<derelict> I'll probably be dead +<maldridge> pretty sure a zfs scrub can recover that + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2149, 2019-06-02 +% +23:03 * q66 is an enlightenment developer +23:03 <q66> core team +23:03 <maldridge> do you use it +23:03 <q66> no +23:03 <maldridge> point + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150, 2019-06-06 +% +22:36 <xaltsc> Well, the machine did indeed explode +22:42 <maldridge> I recommend you not stand near exploding machines +22:43 <xaltsc> Such close-mindedness did not earn Marie Curie a Nobel. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151, 2019-06-07 +% +##slackware has become overrun with goats lately. + +<phaeton> swim with the watergoats +<MLanden> play with the yard goats...that is,if you head to Hartford +in Connecticut +<Skydroid> i'm going up the mountain today +<phaeton> There you will find the mountain goats +<Slumlord_> lol +<phaeton> and maybe the sky goats +<Slumlord_> good, stay up there +* Slumlord_ drives the van loaded with the goats by the river +<ewong> and not into it? +<Slumlord_> i thought about it +<Slumlord_> i cannot harm those goats +<MLanden> indeed...chivalry amongst chevals +<ewong> Goats wearing coats, eatings oats, afloat on a boat in a moat. +<MLanden> then Horton looks at Slumlord_ who hears a fuck you!! +<mmlj4> o/~ picture yourself on a goat on a river... o/~ + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2152, 2019-07-11 +% +20:47 <maldridge> those are the patterns java was designed for +20:47 <maldridge> that *is* idiomatic java +20:47 <Vaelatern> TypeHell +20:47 <Vaelatern> Callback Hell is a thing, well, so is Class Hell +20:48 <maldridge> MyTypeHell extends Purgatory implements +GenericAfterLife, DLLHell, RuntimeCollisionWithEverything + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154, 2019-11-03 +% +23:00 <+Vaelatern> phy1729: you are interrupting my date! +23:00 <+phy1729> oh, oops +23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+o phy1729] by ChanServ +23:01 <@phy1729> Vaelatern: ping me when you're done +23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+b Vaelatern!*@*] by phy1729 +23:01 <+Vaelatern> lol +23:01 <-- phy1729 has kicked Vaelatern (now get off IRC dummy) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155, 2019-11-16 +% +20:10 <Kellin> but the frenetic oddities? the kind of inscrutable wtf +are you saying moments? that's all classic him +20:14 <jkwood> I usually use that line about rob0 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156, 2019-11-21 +% +<Devastator> why it is so difficult to pick a laptop? :( +<auxy> because you are picking the least worst option +<auxy> they're all trash +<Armand> You have weak wrists, Devastator ? +<Devastator> Armand why? +<Devastator> it will be a gift for my dad +<Devastator> not enough cash.. +<S_SubZero> ok then get off IRC and go mow lawns/shovel snow +<Devastator> S_SubZero we don't have snow :( +<S_SubZero> you may have lawns +<S_SubZero> knock over a convenience store or something +<Armand> Devastator: Ahhh... "pick a laptop".. I thought you meant +"pick up.." +<Armand> :P +<gry> haha + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157, 2019-12-05 +% +<cliff> i keep thinking of a shave, but last time i did, i found a potato +head under it, and couldnt leave the house for 5 days + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158, 2019-12-17 +% +01:55 <@_ikke_> I'm confused +01:58 <@_ikke_> ok, confusion solved +02:08 <maldridge> that was fast +02:10 <@_ikke_> yes, I don't like to be confused + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159, 2020-02-01 +% +<eyeoh> it's that hour +<orlock> eyeoh: 4:04pm - Motivation not found.. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160, 2020-02-03 +% +<m_wynn> good reason to start dating: try more pillows + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161, 2020-02-13 +% +<sDrewth> baaaaaah I get sick of tables in works +<sDrewth> annoying though not as annoying as speech quotation +<ankry> sDrewth: handling tables is extremely easy comparing to music +<sDrewth> fair call + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162, 2020-02-16 +% +<2> this is just turning into buzzword soup +<2> unirouters can connect you to omniproxies which let you talk to +real services +<2> but if those break then you can jump off a trampoline through a few +bounce houses to get a shell and fix the problem... +<1> are the real services micro services +<1> is there a service mesh +<2> no its an f-ing php monolith + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163, 2020-03-09 +% +<maldridge> I want to do systems engineering, but the box of hard drives +is over there ---> +<+phy1729> Just use pingfs +<maldridge> can't +<maldridge> the switch is still in a box over here <---- + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164, 2020-05-09 +% +20:48 <aedinius> I should update it. Fix the licenses, update to SPDX, +and then make a list of identified licenses and which are incompatible. +20:48 <zdykstra> I should shave my head again +20:49 <emacsomancer> zdykstra: is that licensed? +20:51 <zdykstra> I'm a rebel without a clause + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165, 2020-05-12 +% +22:45 <q66> making a new format is not the problem +22:45 <q66> i can probably write you one over the weekend +22:45 <q66> it's transitioning to it that is the problem +22:45 <ericonr> YAML templates +22:46 <-- ChanServ has kicked ericonr (Banned: no) +22:47 <aedinius> lmao +22:47 <q66> reasonable + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166, 2020-05-22 +% +18:26 <ericonr> aedinius: PR updated +18:28 <aedinius> Okay. Ready to merge? +18:29 <-- ericonr (~ericonr@xx.xx.xx.xx) has quit (Remote host closed +the connection) +18:29 <maldridge> well that was a statement + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167, 2020-06-25 +% +<Greg> heeey chatbot +<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room. +<Greg> chatbot, what is the meaning of life? +<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room. +<Greg> if only someone could notify support about our presence in this +room. Chatbot can you help with that? +<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room. +<Greg> oh super thanks! +<Chatbot> We notified support about your presence in this room. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168, 2020-06-26 +% +20:57 <lemmi> if zig had a stable language specification, i'd vote for +a rewrite in zig. especially since this can be done incrementally. but +for that zig needs to get to 1.0 +21:04 <q66> i'd disagree on implementing in xbps in any language that's +1) not in gcc 2) doesn't have at least two stable implementations 3) +isn't as portable as C/C++ +21:04 <q66> so basically rust, zig etc. are all out and will always be +21:05 <maldridge> careful, that kind of logic supports a rewrite in Go + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169, 2020-06-26 +% +<flyback> I had proper backups in the form of printouts +<rascul> flyback how does that work for binary data? +<flyback> it was irc and bbs logs +<rascul> oh +<flyback> contact info for friends online + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2170, 2020-06-28 +% +<maldridge> I'd argue herding cats is easier, because you go into that +assuming the cats to be adversarial + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2171, 2020-07-14 +% +01:22 <drijen> you aiming for a developer answer or.. +01:23 <maldridge> I'm aiming for I'm trapped in an initrd and I think +its presently 1970 + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172, 2020-07-21 +% +<maldridge> argonaut: I'm regretting trying to configure a VPC while +sleep deprived and hungry +<+phy1729> pkill -STOP -u maldridge +<maldridge> I did +<maldridge> I went and took a nap instead +Mode +o phy1729 by ChanServ +phy1729 has kicked maldridge (Did I SIGCONT you?) +maldridge has joined +Mode +o maldridge by ChanServ +maldridge has kicked phy1729 (kernel thread) + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2173, 2020-07-30 +% +<twainwek> FloridaMan: pls +<FloridaMan> what is pls? +<twainwek> Post Last Statement +<[R]> FloridaMan: people like stuff + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174, 2020-08-10 +% +<m_wynn> lmao I was wondering what was using all my ram earlier today +<m_wynn> it was php-lang-server + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175, 2020-09-16 +% +<DrDeke> For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every +six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176, 2020-09-16 +% +and I killed the network stack AGAIN + +DAMN IT LOGITECH YOU HAVE A MEMORY LEAK IN YOUR FTP SERVER. + +ON THE REMOTE + +SHUT UP + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177, 2020-09-17 +% +<maldridge> new noobfarm is up +<maldridge> now includes a search box and pagination +<drijen> link your pateron +<drijen> *patreon +<maldridge> heh, i don't have one +<firebird> yeah, maldridge is on onlyfans... :P +<maldridge> ... +<maldridge> I tabbed out for a bit and came back to this +<firebird> haha + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178, 2020-09-21 +% +<maldridge> I can build you a cardboard yacht + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180, 2020-09-22 +% +<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles +<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house +<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia? + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181, 2020-09-25 +% +<m_wynn> Did you see PHP 7.4 came out? +<m_wynn> You can no longer treat a boolean like an array and get an +empty string out + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182, 2020-10-09 +% +<maldridge> have you considered there might be a good reason terraform +doesn't let you do this +<+phy1729> No. It shall be bent to my will. + + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2183, 2020-10-13 +% +<+phy1729> I mean I don't think my relationship with Cthulhu is secret. + -- noobfarm.org, quote #2184, 2020-10-13 diff --git a/noobfarm.dat b/noobfarm.dat Binary files differindex 900fb0d..e77babe 100644 --- a/noobfarm.dat +++ b/noobfarm.dat diff --git a/noobfarm.removed b/noobfarm.removed new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f65f0a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm.removed @@ -0,0 +1,6216 @@ +This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English. + +<Goblet> let's emulate netbios? +<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE +& +lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE +<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE +<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE +THERE! I'M HERE! +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES? +<sjmSK> AT LEA +ST NOT ME +<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME +<sjmSK> NOT ME +<_jv> NOT ME +<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT. +<bLeRp> MEEEE! +<G +oblet> (blerp is a samba box) +<__pint> HEY I AM HERE! +<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL +ABOUT US TO OTHERS + IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE? +<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..." +<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI +LL BE THAT ONE! +<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY? +<__pint> I AM! +<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> I AM! +<sjmSK> I'M NOT +< +holox> ME! +<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE? +<__pint> ME! +<bLeRp> MEEEEE! +<holox> I'M HERE! +<sjmSK> WANTY0UME +<Goblet> NICE THAT +YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE! +<__pint> MEEEE! +<bLeRp> NO, I AM! +<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file. +<bLeRp> I'M +THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE! +<Goblet> __pint, luckily :) +<__pint> NO, MEEEE! +<Goblet> cool netbios emulation +<__pint> <blue screen& +gt; + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1 + Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC +% +-!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined +#slackman +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> i got pwnt +< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness +< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> lmfao +< Lambda> uber pwnt +< Lambda> i got uber pwnt +< Lambda> help e +< Lambda> help +< Lambda> please +< Lambda> oh god +< Lambda> please help me +< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD +< Lambda> HELP +< Lambda> PLEASE +-!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit [] +-!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ +< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS +< Lambda> :) +< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS +< Lambda> :) +<@robw810> excuse me? +< Lambda> SUCK +< Lambda> MY +< Lambda> BALLS +< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER? +< Lambda> LMFSAO +< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling? +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS +< Lambda> UR THE TROL +< Lambda> ROFL +< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED +< Lambda> ? +< Lambda> BY ME +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< theblackbox> lol, how creative +< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT +< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER +< Lambda> :) +< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here. +< Lambda> I OWN J00 +< rob0> bye +< Lambda> LMFAO +< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away. +< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK +< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP +-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by +robw810 +-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810] +* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :) +<@robw810> :D + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #6 + Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC +% +<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #11 + Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC +% +<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit +<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin +<Dominian> hehe +<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him +<Dominian> might as well use bengay +<Dominian> no pun intended +<robw810> haha +<Dominian> hehe +<Dominian> well maybe a little +<Straterra> wow +<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs +<robw810> That was wrong +<Dominian> lol +<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron" +wrong +<Straterra> lol +<Dominian> lol +<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's" +<Dominian> lmao + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #14 + Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC +% +< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html +< `2StupidDogz> any ideea? +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come +from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something +that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created +/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ... +< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do? +< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself? +< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied.. +< robw810> yeah +< robw810> WHY? +< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out.. +< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^ +< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it +will "help out?" +< `2StupidDogz> ... +< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines) +< `2StupidDogz> youre right.. +< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ? + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #15 + Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC +% +< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? +< straterra> Depends +< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ? +< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i +a woodchuck could chuck wood +< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck, +but with a larger memory footprint +< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood +enviroment +< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment +< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ? +< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego +< Zal> er, -z :-) +< mwalling> no, -r +< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to +be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck +< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring +< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo +< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has +the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it +< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his +name..god? +< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h> +< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl +< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood +and then it would be put under the GPL +< straterra> Oh, ok then. +< mwalling> general woodchuck license +< straterra> What about procreation though? +< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the +families +< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks +< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that +< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction +< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters? +< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with +a patched woodchuck +< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks +< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it +< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a + bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood? +< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone? +< mwalling> see rfc 1149 +< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory +< phrag> mwalling, rofl +< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high +latencies +< straterra> Might need something a bit faster +< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient +< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it +< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory +through step by step brain surgery +< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a +shit on your car should not be trusted +< straterra> mwalling: ROFL +< fadumpt> ROFL +< inflex> O_o +< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful +< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy? +< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me +< mwalling> could smell bad +< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks +< straterra> That could work +< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though +< phrag> am i drunk? +< straterra> phrag: perhaps +< mwalling> phrag: are we all? +< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a +problem +* skac pulls out the breath tester. +< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one +goes down +< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks? +< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir. +< fadumpt> sure +* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno +< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean? +< phrag> it means i'm good to go +< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction +< mwalling> boom +< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver +< fadumpt> then we're all screwed +< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source +< fadumpt> lawsuits insue + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #18 + Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC +% +< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement +last night +< straterra> Swear to god +< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream +< straterra> Yeah +< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our +copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and +they said "Fine..we will.." +< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream! +< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but +they never did +< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh +< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/ + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #20 + Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC +% +* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline +for six months. +< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it +< Dominian> hhe +<+Alan_Hicks> Nope. The power button was broke. +<+alienBOB> Haha +< Dominian> lol +< Dominian> that's hiliarious +<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace +this machine. :^) + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #27 + Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC +% +* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings +< Dominian> he works fine most of the time +< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on +most systems." +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in +'wishing' state; may be unstable" +< Alan_Hicks> Ah! You must have an older version of me. Try upgrading to the +latest release. +< Dominian> odd... +< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the +resulting binary is huge. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why. +* Dominian edits out the crap +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah! Just run "make enima" +< Dominian> enema +< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too. (Spelling Processor Unit) +< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima. My kernel hackers can't spell. :^) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema +literally causes the machine to shit itself. +< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something... +< Dominian> ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense +--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks +< Dominian> hmmm.. +< Dominian> configure works... +< Alan_Hicks> That's possible. Did you include the kernel option for +pre-emption? That always causes problems. The ESP sub-system isn't fully +supported yet. +< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait +< Dominian> its the $ARCH +< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat +< Dominian> aha.. now make works +< Dominian> shit.. wait +< Dominian> nope.. +< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary... +< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah! +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go.. +< Dominian> --build=backwoods-hick-compat +LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool +< Dominian> THERE we go + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #36 + Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC +% +< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure +slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you" +< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most +people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250 +X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #42 + Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC +% +< andarius_> i am installing PBJ +< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time? +< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time" +* andarius_ googles +< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking +* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #44 + Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC +% +* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again. +< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys " + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #50 + Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC +% +< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her +two + kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. + The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice + children you have there. Are they twins?? + + The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they +ain't, + oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think +they're + twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" + + "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't + believe you got laid twice." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #52 + Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC +% +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0 +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, yeah but it's no good if i don't have the +prerequisites installed also +< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam +< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ? freshmeat and +google are playing dumb +< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source?? +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, of course +< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ... +< rworkman> Heh +< Soul_keeper> ok got it +< rworkman> Go ahead and give up. It will be easier on you to admit failure +now. +< Soul_keeper> rworkman, lol +< rworkman> I'm serious. +< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before +< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source. You're +looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a + minimum) +< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs +< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i +installed the latest last week ... +< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found +< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess +< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have +noticed +< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too. :) +< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed? +< Soul_keeper> jre +< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports +of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #59 + Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC +% +< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork +--- time passes --- +< fred87> erm... wait a second... +< fred87> "ball", singular? +< fred87> not "balls"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #61 + Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC +% +This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO: + +A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling +the president one of the latest talking computers. +Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll +give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?" +Computer: 186,000 miles per second. +Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?" +Computer: George Washington. +President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my +father?" +Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia. +President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!" +Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a +twelve pound bass. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #70 + Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC +% +Phone conversation with customer... +---------------------------------------------------- +customer: $APPNAME doesn't work +me: whats the error? +customer: i dont know. i closed it. +me: can you reproduce it? +customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT. +me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT? +customer: i didn't know i had to +me: it was mentioned in the README file +customer: wheres that? +me: it was displayed at the end of the installer +customer: oh. i usually just close those things + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #75 + Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC +% +< dentonj> what's up? +< orlan> my 22"<g> +< tuxq> sick bastard + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #87 + Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC +% +( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages... +( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts +( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #93 + Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC +% +< fred87> +/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq +< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :) +< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed +this, da? +< Straterra> I'm a virgin +< fred87> there ya go. +< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g +< Straterra> BAH +< Straterra> :/ +< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change. +* BP{k} sighs +< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #96 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC +% +From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod: + +Those Slackware users are weird- +I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird, +but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird. +Its almost scary... + -- Faux_Pseudo + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #98 + Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC +% +< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's +thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #105 + Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC +% +21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here +21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before +unleashing paranoia on it :P +< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;) +< Straterra> I'm not scratching that +< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts? +< macavity> lol +< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes .. +< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #112 + Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC +% +< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested* +< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done +about it; obviously that's + at your discretion +< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them +< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before +applying global sanctions like k-lines +Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in +< Alan_Hicks> "attack"... To quote..... "You keep using that word. I do not +think it means what you + think it means." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #142 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC +% +A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new +BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. + +The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and +YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how +many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" + +The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully +grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?" + +The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to +his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a +GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he +then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high +resolution photo. + +The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to +an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an +email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored. + +He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet +with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on +his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints +out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet +printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 +sheep." + +"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. + +He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the +young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. + +Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what +your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" + +The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?" + +"You're a consultant." says the shepherd. + +"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" + +"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though +nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a +question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me +back my dog. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #144 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his +mind, and im concerned he might continue; im more or less being preventative +< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most +situations; if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys. +< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them? +< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM +< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems +< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be +< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give +him ops again +< Schroeder> I mean, seriously +< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP +crime on freenode + servers. It's in the policies. Schroeder I understand +that you're acquainted with + the abuser but I don't think this is your issue. +Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #145 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC +% +From #freenode: +< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be. +What's the point in a + channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them? +< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting +reprimanded? +< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware +< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :) +< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel. ;-) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #146 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC +% +< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my +butt was offlint. Heh +< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar +< Dagmar> Hey now not fair. Quoting *entirely* out of context + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #148 + Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC +% +< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek. I just added a "changelog.txt" to document +changes I've made to this file :) +< mwalling_> umm +< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed +tortoiseSVN to all of the clients +< mwalling_> i win :P +< thrice`> lol +< thrice`> yeah +< thrice`> ;) +< heret|c> umm +< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey, +blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open +door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a +network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room +and says.. yeah i noticed. +< heret|c> i win. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #152 + Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC +% +( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly. You can think of UDP as the +retarded cousin of TCP. +( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #159 + Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC +% +( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #177 + Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC +% +02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows + WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"] +02:51 < fred> bah +02:51 < fred> lies. +02:51 < ^Jenn> haha +02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #197 + Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC +% +< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American + Idol is? +< fred> "Trash"? +< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #199 + Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC +% +< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can +grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #204 + Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC +% +< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is +written +< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong +< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the +Week :D + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #208 + Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC +% +11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name +*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #210 + Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC +% +< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" ::: +chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates +this more ::: chris gets kickbanned + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #229 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC +% +< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files " +ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386" +< lt_kije> visof_: stop +< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing +< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time +< lt_kije> your options are: +< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set +< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a +while and then come back +< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here +< lt_kije> do some work on your own + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #231 + Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC +% +* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)] +< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off. +* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to +announce that crap? +* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba +-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ +< nullboy> i sense a distrubance +* mwalling_ feels a chill +< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM! +< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!! +* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance +-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your +auto-away message when you rejoin.] +< DieRatte> lol +< nullboy> lmao +< mwalling_> LOL +< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway +on. +< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights +< nullboy> lol +-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion! +< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble" +< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #238 + Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC +% +< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys? +firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before +considering it junk. +< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker +that says "Dell"? +< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #258 + Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC +% +< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel +< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem +< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck. +< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple. +< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their +own stuff + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #263 + Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC +% +<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo? +<_sho_> no +<_sho_> what is it +<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to +perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #277 + Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC +% +<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router? I checked +the ethernet cable, everything secure. There are 3 other comps on the network +that can connect to Internet alright. +<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping" +<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ? +<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #295 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC +% +< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :) +-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork +< FriedBob> Special in what way though? +-!- mwalling is now known as mworking +< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense? +< rworkman> shit + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #298 + Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC +% +* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his +desk for true "medicinal purposes". + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #302 + Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on +the web +< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ? + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #306 + Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC +% +<Dominian> Hostname: Leave. +<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel. +<Hostname> Dominian, f**k +<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to +insult me correctly. +<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold. +<Dominian> Hostname: Wow. Impressive. Say something I don't understand to make +you self feel so high and mighty.. nice. +<Hostname> Dominian, kraut +<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know. +<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #316 + Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC +% +drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean + counters would laugh +drijen - but in work +heretic - yeah +drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES. +drijen - here for the logs: +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - BOOBIES +drijen - and chocolate. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #327 + Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC +% +<patbam> hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk +sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how +to access the contents + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #338 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #339 + Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC +% +<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment +<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are! +<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was +asked to post +<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining. You were told to pastebin, not paste. +<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from +http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing +<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people +* cpeek has quit (Client Quit) +* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info +* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #364 + Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC +% +< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month +award +< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one +< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months? +< straterra> id like to thank my libido... +< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i +never could...and where right +< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape +dead things and bots.. +< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #368 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC +% +<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead? +<abnerdoon> yes, very much so +<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word} +<abnerdoon> nope +<abnerdoon> sorry +<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${} or without the ${} +<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3 +<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little +<Wuju> then do x + r = 7 +<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything +<Wuju> What are you doing in here then? +<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script? +<abnerdoon> lol +<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7 +<abnerdoon> ;) +<abnerdoon> heh +<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ? Set to $word if name is unset +? +<abnerdoon> not me, wuju +<Wuju> me +<Wuju> I know how to assign variables +<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${} <-- +with brackets and without +<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar +<grepper> it protects the variable +<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo? +<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong +<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :) +<grepper> echo $foobar would not work +<abnerdoon> lol +<Wuju> exuse me +<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables +<Wuju> and one assigned varible +<grepper> unset foo +<Wuju> thanks +<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it +<Wuju> im reading the set manual +<Wuju> for unset all +<Wuju> instead of relogging +<Wuju> unset -k ?? +<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new +one and work there +<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors +<Wuju> oh yeah +<Wuju> from set +<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree +<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication +<Wuju> let me try `` characters +<grepper> echo $((3*3)) +<Wuju> wait a minute.. +<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string +<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux +<Wuju> Thanks +<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #373 + Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> argh +< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy +< Catoptromancy> heh +< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and + invariably it\'s because you asked a question +* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be + A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #386 + Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC +% +<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ?? +<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh +<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory. +<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us +know what it says +<SlayckX> ok +<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s +<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening +<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a +shar, which means that you need to execute it +<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should +do) and then running it +<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either. +<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing. +<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh +<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this +<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute +././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh +<SlayckX> I already pasted this +<sekhmet> *sigh* +<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\" 2) pick one 3) copy-and-paste your whole +terminal screen into it 4) post the link here +<SlayckX> why? +<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening... +<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you? +<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too +<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead +<SlayckX> yes that would be better. +<SlayckX> bon appetit :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #389 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC +% +<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key, +it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\" +<Kaapa> ^V + tab +<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard? +<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v +<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt +:) +<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #399 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC +% +<C_Kode> Hey all. How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures? + I\'m not finding anything on Google. +<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\" pluggable authorization module +<savetheWorld> (or something like that) +<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #402 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC +% +* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k} +<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;) +<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with +bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #404 + Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC +% +< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\" +< thrice`> fuck, my company blows +< Dominian> er.. +< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha +< Dominian> lmao + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #406 + Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC +% +<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\" +Suspect: + \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\" + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #414 + Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC +% +< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using +8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why) +< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right? +< rob0> ok +< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D +< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL +-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by +peer\"] +<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #416 + Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC +% +<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in +use\" due to a conflict with itself? +<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port... +<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird. +<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #423 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC +% +< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #430 + Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC +% +< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ? +< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #445 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC +% +WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping. + Even so, this is worth the read... :-) + +<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear +that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware +cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with +System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style fact is +slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style +<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because +we have inittab and runlevels. +<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the +initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc', +<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program. +<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like. +<oneforall> BSD-style +<oneforall> SysV-style read it +<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as +allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with +rh and clones of it +<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything. +<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init +<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV +init system +<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is +used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it . +<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init. +<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER +<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so +it is BSD-like in that aspect. +<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style +<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init +<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V, +but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard +to see what that says +<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok? +<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think. +<oneforall> its not +<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside +from a lot of these dinky embedded ones +<oneforall> read +<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system. +<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not +all like is clamied here +<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init" +<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots. +<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init. +<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels. +<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file. +<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a +part of it and in a diffrent way than most +<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init. +<Dagmar> Not one little bit. +<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to +run based on that. +<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though. +<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts. No more, and no less. +<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this. +<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method. +<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make +things modular. +<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one +thing +<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time. +<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both +<oneforall> you just eat your own words +<Motoko-chan> Huh? +<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read. +<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init +<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init +<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what +runlevel because it has no runlevels +<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period. +<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said +trhere +<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear +<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV +<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init" +<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap +<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how +other modular systems do. +<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility +to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout* +<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init. +<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up? +<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny +it's existance. +<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect +Slackware's style. +<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php +<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used +<rworkman> no. +<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean +<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" +<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS +<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does +*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv +<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init. Period. +<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has +helped me once to understand the difference. +<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear +<rworkman> Yes, it is. +<Motoko-chan> Yes it is. +<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux +distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each +runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one +init script to each runlevel. +<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim +<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout" +<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init" +<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG. +<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script +<oneforall> notice they are init scripts +<Motoko-chan> Correct. +<Dagmar> So what? +<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot. +<Dagmar> We have an init daemon. +<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is +system-v init. +<Dagmar> That makes us SysV. +<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people +<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD +init +<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo +if you take out that part yopur +fucked duh it only a f..g part +<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot +<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part. +##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. +##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by +rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112 +<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know +better. + +... and a few minutes later... + +<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air: +<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify +http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use +SysV init. It seems that some refuse to listen to reason. +<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit +being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the +appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made +manually) +<Dagmar> hehe +<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue? +<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of +us +<rworkman> :) + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #446 + Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC +% +[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined +##slackware. +[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of +keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must +[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P +[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long +[00:24] <dadexter> to read +[00:24] <macavity> :P +[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata +[00:25] <macavity> you just got here +[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta.. +[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally +useless, and leave +[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha +[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P +[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love +goooooooooooooooooold" +[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste +[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #449 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC +% +< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #453 + Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC +% +<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they? +<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!". + +(#totse @ slashnet.org) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #491 + Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC +% +< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle? +< dadexter_laptop> no +< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra +< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it +< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you? +< mwalling_> straterra: you want it? +< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine +< straterra> Want...what? +< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle +< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels +< straterra> Especially not people named Mark +< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich +< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad +day +< dadexter_laptop> wait +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle??? +< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want +it +< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy +< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich??? +< mwalling_> no +< bird603568> :o +< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich. +< mwalling_> next to my sandwich +< straterra> In your mouth? +< mwalling_> in the same box +< mwalling_> i don't like pickles +< dadexter_laptop> me neither +< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor +for your anus? +< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues +< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense +< bird603568> no pickle would be penis +< straterra> Duh +< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle +< mwalling_> yes. +< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar +< plee> yes.. some people do that +< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a +freakin week +< mwalling_> ok +< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm... +< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle +< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle? +< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted +< mwalling_> lengthwise +< straterra> Hmm +< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!! +< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit +< mwalling_> going once! +< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it +< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost? +< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone +< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it +< plee> hehe + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #504 + Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC +% +16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has +joined #debian +16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey +16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me +16:21 < lamby> !ask +16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem +with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try + to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___." +Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or + pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all +volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't + get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org +------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine +16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #522 + Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC +% +< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that +they put on hair dryers. They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it. +< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the +rinse and repeat +< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing. See? People +don't follow directions. +< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #526 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC +% +< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #528 + Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC +% +< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock" +< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about +fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #530 + Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC +% +< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what +screen does!" +< mwalling> hehehe +< vbatts> ha +< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it +* CaptObviousman face palms + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #533 + Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC +% +< straterra> I love this laptop stand +< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it? +< Dominian> They call it the "erection" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #554 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC +% +< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear + holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #563 + Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC +% +<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea? +<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews +<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do +is make money from it +<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont +make him money to further the zionist agenda +<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by +gays?!?! WTF + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #565 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC +% +(Brian is a coworker) + +Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project +Straterra: STD +Brian: stuff to do? +Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do +Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better +Brian: I like mine better. :) +Straterra: I do too +Straterra: I think I shall steal it +Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake? +Straterra: lol +Straterra: Dude +Straterra: Rename RT that +Brian: STFU would rock +Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com +Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #569 + Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC +% +<USCA> us & ca universities +<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities +<amrit|wrk> huh? +<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;) +<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;) +<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #573 + Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC +% +< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger + "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a +snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #586 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC +% +16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short: I was in Wal-Mart checking +out. I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the +woman behind me says "You have a dog?" I couldn't resist. +<+rworkman> Me: "Nope. I'm getting back on the Purina diet. I used to weigh +over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it." She says, "You look +like you lost more than that." +<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out +last week." +<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?" Me: "No." +<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car +hit me" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #607 + Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC +% +<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless +<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy +<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer." +<thrice`> <3 +<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around? +<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister +<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend +<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the +last three lines, I've no idea what it was +<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here +<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #625 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC +% +< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P +< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same subnet as +the host OS +< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes +< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/ +< JKWood> Not this again... +-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck +< rob0> WOW it worked!! +< nullboy> lmao +< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ? +-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination +connected"] +< andarius> sweet +< rob0> That worked too! +< Buggaboo> What worked? +< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #629 + Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC +% +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages +OsamaK: "manpages"? +sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #645 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC +% +<GoRpO> i have a problem .. +<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ... +<ciosad> doh +<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ? +<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs +<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs +partition +<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see +http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc +<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition +<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be +execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is +a ntfs partition +<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ? +<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at +http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk +<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within +linux. +<GoRpO> omg +<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;) +<sethk> amphi, thank you :) +<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can +kiss that fs goodbye +<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator). + That's just hideous +<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for +rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror +reanimator" ;) +<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh? +<sekhmet> amphi: Quite +<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was +sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs +<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment +<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is +interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable... +<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido " +<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment +<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;) +<sethk> reiser will kill you .... :) +<amphi> heh +<GoRpO> hehe +<GoRpO> reiser just killed me +<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs +partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a +reiser fs, bailing" +<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe +<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good +<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #654 + Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC +% +< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games + come with their own stuff if it's required +< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running + standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key. +< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before +< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games +< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever. +< fred> steam's think does it too +< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't +< fred> it does +< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine +< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely + cooperates with cedega to work on linux +< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was + good, and worked with anti-cheat companies? +< fred> *headdesk* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #664 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC +% +<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname? +<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym" +<Dominian> haha +<fred> JKWood: *SLAP* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #668 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC +% +Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support.... + +I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts. This was some years +ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password. I actually got them +to give me whatever I needed. The conversation went something like this. + +"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?" +"My what?" +"Your government contract ID number." +"We don't have that information anymore." +"You should have received that with..." +"You don't understand. That information is on one of our servers, and that +server has crashed. It's the one I was calling you about." +"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions +to verify your identity. Is Commissioner So-and-so there?" +(This is where the lie got really good.) +"Oh great!" +"Is there a problem sir?" +"Yes there's a problem. He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges." +"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor." + +Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #672 + Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC +% +<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"? +<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that. +<mwalling> ... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #694 + Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC +% +< JKWood> W|GGL|T: If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular +torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #707 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC +% +< JKWood> straterra: "goat" is not a sex. +< straterra> yes it is +< straterra> i can prove it +< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots.. +< straterra> and they cant run + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #709 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC +% +08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising +08:04 * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon +08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has + left ##slackware ["fag"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #710 + Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC +% +<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too +big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)" (its ~7gb) +<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file +<Rael> is that your porn collection + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #714 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC +% +< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is +< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing... +she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone" +< rworkman> Dominian: awesome! +< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old +< Dominian> I about choked +< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :) +< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..." I said "hhh honey.. she's a +programmer in the making.." + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #715 + Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC +% +< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P +< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment +< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love. +< jpipkin> I'm full of shit. +< macavity> LOL +< acidchild> haha +< rob0> I'm full of myself. +< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0 +< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby +< dadexter_laptop> err +< rob0> ewwwwwwww + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #718 + Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC +% +< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just + silly +< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue +< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick +< kloeri> what is the issue then? +< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed +* ViciousPotato blinks +< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to + not imply that the user is using something that somebody else + owns +< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite. +< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like +< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #742 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC +% +< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work.. +< Paperface> and return some results +< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper +< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment +< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback +< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix +request + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #743 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC +% +< JKWood> Okay. That will make this easier. We're about to rock your world... +"chroot /mnt" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #744 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC +% +[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled: + *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail + support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29 + 17:47:57) +-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks. It seems a bug + in services turned a mask into *@*. +< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the + stress services must go under on a daily basis? +< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #745 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC +% +(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th) + +< fred> Also, if we do do this: +< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink +< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day +< fred> (aka US independance day) + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #750 + Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC +% +chet: hi i just install linux OS +chet: it has problem +chet: i want help .. any expert +chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz +theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question +chet: ok fine +chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise +"peep peep" +mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something +chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual? +chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution +chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer +enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a +dumpster? +chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast +chet: good speakers and good memory +chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS. +chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X + +This guy doesn't even know how to troll + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #759 + Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC +% +<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions +airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving"). + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #761 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC +% +< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was +<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command. +< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me +* Chuckbot bites me + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #769 + Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC +% +< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #777 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC +% +< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n"); +< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #781 + Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC +% +< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :( +< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what +you want on a system that has no +iptables rules already existing. You have to possess a bit of understanding +about what they're doing in order +to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification) +< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening +"please" to "plzz" +< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that +< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport +80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i +nternal address of webserver> +< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface> +-p tcp -d <internal address of w +ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT +< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ?? +< rworkman> No. It's the external interface. +< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin. I won't participate in you messing +up your company lan. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #789 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC +% +< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of +packages on Slackware are *actually* + handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every +install. +< rob0> sshhhhh! +< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels. +< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your +squirrel. +< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite. +< jkwood> Precisely. + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #790 + Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC +% +< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today +< fred> front: +< fred> 527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9 +< fred> back +< fred> Not really. +< fred> This made me giggle. +< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it. +< straterra> i dont get it +< fred> does noone get that here? +* fred is let down +< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe +< thrice`> nope; don't see it either +< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =| +< fred> Fermat's last theorem +* straterra stares blankly +< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2 +where a^n + b^n = c^n +* straterra is still confused +< straterra> That theorum is practical..how? +< fred> straterra: define 'practical' +< fred> it's true. +< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate +< thrice`> F=m*a is practical +< straterra> fred: um..useful? +< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum +< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They +can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then +the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c." + + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #796 + Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC +% +<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know +what that means? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #807 + Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC +% +< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ? +< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter +< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone +< straterra> for easter, that is +< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital +sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #833 + Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC +% +< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea +< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno +< Ripzerskins> Tell +< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you +< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit +< Ripzerskins> I bet +< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is +< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu +< Ripzerskins> LOL +< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box +< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday +< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER +< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on +reaching the pinnacle of your career!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #877 + Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC +% +^}^: my channel is registered by another guy +^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net but #freesocial is registered. +ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have. +^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook +fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT + +quick trip to freesocial.net reveals + +.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L- + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #891 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC +% +< seg`fault> hi +< seg`fault> anyone ON for query? +< lunaphyte_> proceed. +< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone +< seg`fault> pls advice +< seg`fault> i am new to dns +< lunaphyte_> what is your goal? +< seg`fault> i am learning dns +< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can +< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer? +< seg`fault> how many types of referrel? +< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example? +< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral? +< seg`fault> lamer +< seg`fault> don't waste my time +< seg`fault> ! +< seg`fault> :\ +-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit [] +< lunaphyte_> nice. +< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"??? +< Trengo> that was... +< Trengo> surreal +< rob0> wow +< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes. +< rob0> Not enough of one in that case. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #893 + Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC +% +ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a +professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly +educated" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #895 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC +% +<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli +<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know +<SilverDawn> lol +<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;) +<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l +<SilverDawn> drijen, true +<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol +<drijen> also, i like that nick +* drijen writes that down for a future server name +<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds... +<SilverDawn> silverdawn? +<drijen> yes +<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn +<MacIver> sounds like a girl name +<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\ +<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that +<SilverDawn> :) + +<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on? +<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja' +<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn +<MacIver> and the-google +<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea +<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn +<drijen> sounds dirty. +<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what +it truely was +<SilverDawn> regardless +<SilverDawn> thanks +* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left +##gnome ("Leaving") + +***Couple of Minutes Later*** + +<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok... +<drijen> rofl. +<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe. +<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #899 + Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC +% +< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ? +< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray, +Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers +come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas +that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #909 + Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC +% +rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to +IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls +are FBI agents"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #910 + Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC +% +< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about? +and what doesn't. +< Dominian> wtf +< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive +< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee +< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in +not as good as i wish... +< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate" +< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch" +< bigpaws> lol +< fdO> heh + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #918 + Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC +% +< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a +glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo +butter" to smell like grape juice +< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this +< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless. +< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #922 + Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC +% +root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room. +nullboy: hey root +root: hey +nullboy: i see your 0 face +root: im sure +root: :-) +PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face +root: what does that mean? +systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about.. +systemloc: 0 +systemloc: heh +nullboy: lmao +root: oh +nullboy: i mean lma0 +root: you guys are pervs +root: ok nice talking to you guys +root left the room (quit: "Leaving"). + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #924 + Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC +% +< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............ +< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #925 + Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC +% +<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work +<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ? +<ipherca> yeah +<ipherca> it's downloaded. +<ipherca> i used gunzip +<ipherca> gunzip -c +<thrice`> why? +<ipherca> I don't know what else to use +<thrice`> go into the directory which has it +<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz +<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago +<ipherca> installpkg as a command +<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ? +<ipherca> this is my.. third day +<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;) +<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/ +<ipherca> no +<ipherca> I will read +<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html +<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :) +<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg +* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) +<thrice`> and +<thrice`> ? +<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz +<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab] +<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard +<ipherca> yeah, lol +<ipherca> nothing +<ipherca> same error +<ipherca> crap, I'll brb +* ipherca has quit ("Leaving") +<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed +<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #956 + Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC +% +* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it +< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives? +* andarius backs away +< BP{k}> you frigging pervert. +* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman +< CaptObviousman> what? don't you? +< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy +< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now +< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually +< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P +* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you +will install it for me" :o +< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #966 + Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC +% +< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked +there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!" +< TJF> wtf is chicken polish +< TJF> gets em shiny + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #972 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC +% +< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing... +< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:) +< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?" +< jkwood> fred: Get your head out of the gutter. +< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company +< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude +< jkwood> That's true. +< straterra> :/ +< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin. +< fred> it doesn't even look similar :| +* fred is worried +< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you? +< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS +YOU! +* straterra writhes in agony + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #973 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC +% +<green> how do i get an editor +<webPragmatist> type /editor +<Bdragon> depends on distro.. +<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor +<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one +<TJF> caker: meany +<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf / +<denis> sudo rm -rf / +<Bdragon> oh come on + +About seven minutes later... + +<green> i can,t ssh ti linode +<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf" +* cruxeternus holds his breath. +<TJF> green has firewalled himself out +<green> yes +* cruxeternus has done that before. :P +<@caker> TJF: .... +<TJF> O.O +<green> i thoght the code is for me +<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up +<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling +<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #974 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC +% +<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >> +http://notaverb.com/setup +<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it +wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that +were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been +nearly as eloquent +<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!" +<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement? +<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck +<tjfontaine> TJF: heh +<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at +birth +<cruxeternus> !login +<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P +* caker is shutdowning his Linode +* caker is logining into the website +* caker is backuping +* caker is sad +<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb +* mikegrb is killinging caker +<mendel> stop sadding +<cruxeternus> for seriousness + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #975 + Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC +% +<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I +said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used +ext3." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #980 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC +% +04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it +always screws up within like a week +04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please +reformat and try again" +04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs, +etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again +04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC? +04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so +04:17 < Athenon_> whats that? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #981 + Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC +% +< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it +said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run +< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally. +< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file? +< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D +* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin +< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did. +< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden +< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL +* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too +* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs +< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed +< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks +< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New" +< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i +didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont +download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora +uses livna + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #983 + Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC +% +< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1028 + Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC +% +< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string +with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this. +< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah" +< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have +< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class? +< bradd_> that is not right.. +< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh +< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works +< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha +< GoldfishInAJarOf> global +< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :) +< Lede> /facepalm +< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede +< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const +char *cstring = "blah"" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1046 + Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC +% +<Dave2> :w dong +<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written +<Dave2> my dong is very small :( +<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills .... +<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1049 + Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC +% +< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager +run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it? +< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN> + applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the +NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed +to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security +policies in the configuration file' +< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome.. +< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't +even come on the distro discs any more +< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at +this platform. +< Dominian> Grejao: So? +< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer. +< Dominian> Its officially unsupported. +< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker +has to give you a warranty... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1053 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC +% +< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and +just install OS X on it +< straterra> eh +< straterra> Thats a PITA +< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features +< logan> like? I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need +< straterra> multitouch.. +< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing +* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive +< straterra> You love my hard drive +< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now +< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch +< straterra> Oh +< straterra> Get a faster MBP +< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports +< logan> straterra: expensive +< straterra> I didn't say buy one +< straterra> I said get one :) +< jkwood> "acquire" +< logan> hah +< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples +< logan> really, there's not that much +< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1057 + Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC +% +< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form. I'm really not +interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/ +< thrice`> :( +< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his +personal bat symbol +< straterra> ... +< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1058 + Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC +% +< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I +have root on all of them :D +< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw! +< straterra> zomgleekhax0r +< livinded> srsly +< straterra> zomgphear +< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the +access +< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility +< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail +< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome. +< Dominian> Feel the power ! +< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility +< Dominian> hahaha +< Dominian> NOOBFARM +< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards +< hurt> boo! +< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just +laughed +< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration. +< straterra> Bubba wont care though +< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use +the school's server +< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any +more legal +< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do +anything that's going to get me caught +< straterra> livinded: you already have +< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught +< avert> straterra: lol +< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as +possible? +< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree +< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles +< livinded> title* +< straterra> That doesn't really matter +< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught +< straterra> Better yet +< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend. +< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot. +< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog +< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught? +< straterra> By running their mouths +< straterra> bragging +< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight. +< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble. If the bird didn't sing +the snake would've gone hungry. +< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989! +< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it. +< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell +one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4) +< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control +your waggin' tongue. + * avert sits back and watches +< straterra> Unless you have a gf +< straterra> Then..go for it +< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you +put under it +< straterra> ... + * straterra face palms +< avert> haha +< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night? +< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind. Forget everything I just said. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1065 + Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC +% +< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for +a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything ? +< rworkman> lsEee: thermite. +< jkwood> thermite++ +< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1072 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC +% +* Monoca has joined ##slackware +<Monoca> hi +<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console +<Zordrak> wow. well done. +<Monoca> ?? +<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won +a free cake! +<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake +<adamx> mmm cake +* edman007 takes the cake +* Monoca has quit ("Leaving") + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1074 + Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC +% +<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only +works when i put ./ ? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1082 + Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC +% +UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually +tasty + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1084 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC +% +<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath +<Mr_Evil> naked +<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic +<juice_> and your still on irc +<Mr_Evil> or just bathing +<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time +<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5 +<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha +<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded. +<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife +<Mr_Evil> heh +<Mr_Evil> thanks + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1085 + Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC +% +< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the +occasional crash +< thrice`> -2 +< jkwood> Umm... 5? +< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs +< jkwood> Oh, wait. 1? +< jkwood> 10? +< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale +< jkwood> Oh. Erm... .3 +< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable? +< pkgtool> try E +< lanmower> er +< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help +< lanmower> good point +< lanmower> er 1 is good +< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind +of silly. +< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra +< lanmower> fail pre grade-1 +< lanmower> naa just wired +< straterra> What? +< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1091 + Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC +% +>>>_roach has joined ##slackware +( _roach) teste +( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect +<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"] +( nullboy) bahahaha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1093 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC +% +<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware +<juice> huh? +<nullboy> ? +<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ? do they make good bait +<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ? +<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware +WITH a worm? +<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :) +<Dominian> I smell a troll. +<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu +<juice> bs +<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called? +<nullboy> worm* +<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called? +<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it +<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance +<meninslack> /worm/virus/Nutcracker +<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what? +<patric__> ... +<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner +<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in? +<juice> meninslack, that is password cracker +<juice> not a worm +<patric__> avast isn't crappy +<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX +and Linux systems. +<meninslack> something.tar.bz2 +<juice> stop hacking +<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives +<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name.. +<Dominian> bz2? +<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part... +<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source +files. +<meninslack> Then it is infected source +<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files +<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name +<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods... +<meninslack> I can't remember +<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it +<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware. +<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time. If it's detecting a virus in the +cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner. +<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems +to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at +<Dominian> I don't believe it. +<nullboy> i call bs as well +<Dominian> md5sums would have found it + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1094 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC +% +--> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds +<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i +do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org? +<mwalling> ? +<mwalling> there already is +<thrice`> lol +<ultimashrine> huh? +<ultimashrine> i don't know about that +<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"? +<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss +* ultimashrine slams his head +<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1096 + Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC +% +< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK" +< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!" "That's fine." +< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking +file" button too + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1098 + Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC +% +<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others, +roommates, parrots, etc.)." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1106 + Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC +% +<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full +Install(TM)" in the topic? +<spook> can we get that in the installer? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1107 + Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC +% +< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird +< thrice`> really? +< thrice`> you can set them manually +< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ? +* straterra snickers +< Dominian> thrice`: ass +< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is +no longer allowed to build me!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1114 + Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC +% +< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay? +< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question? +< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..." +< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to +know. :) +< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with +such-and-such. ;-) +< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid? +< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare. +< ThomasY> Damn you + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1118 + Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC +% +<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page! +<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing. +<Cann0n> it worked for me... +<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he +just said. +<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1123 + Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC +% +<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5. Think of all the typing you could +save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1150 + Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC +% +< straterra> !nickometer cpunches +<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%. +< straterra> LIES + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1180 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC +% +( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too +( nullboy) he's a closet maso +( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :) +( nullboy) haha +* fred <3 pain +( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1181 + Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC +% +straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very +much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.." +<nullboy> "which must be killed" +<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1183 + Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC +% +<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that. +<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/ +<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;) +<pprkut> lol +<pprkut> the empire will strike back +<thrice`> the jedi will return... +<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm +<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1194 + Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC +% +<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically +incorrect, but it doesn't really matter +<\3TATUK> sure it matters +<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU? +<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to +<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC! +<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler +<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS +<\3TATUK> ROFL? +<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM? +<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much +<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions +<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue +<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1201 + Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC +% +< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !" +< TwinReverb> "it's defective! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1205 + Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC +% +<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask +us to sell them shit. They want to give us money. Naturally we cannot man that +phone 24/7. So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it +so that people would get SOMETHING. His answer? "Uhhhhhh...let me think about +it." +<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of +female volleyball games on my computer" +* rob0 googles female volleyball + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1212 + Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC +% +< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe +< Dominian> er.. +< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now? +< chubs_> let me know when you finish + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1215 + Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC +% +<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that +it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is +weird and reboot by itself. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1219 + Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC +% +< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it +< vdsy> hahhahahhaa +< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that +< vdsy> data as the ref +< straterra> I wouldn't +< straterra> I don't like machine porn +< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half +Life 2 +< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really +wanna see data wrestle +< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised +< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers +< antler> hahaha +< vdsy> hahaha +< acidchild> P<G +< acidchild> OMG +< acidchild> LOL +< acidchild> :-\ +< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF" +< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that" +< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1227 + Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC +% +< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1? +< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack? +< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure! +< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it! +< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and +konqueror (je suis webdev), +< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up +when one opens too many flash appies. +< jkwood> >.< +< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on +#slamd64@Freenode! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1230 + Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC +% +<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means +piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1238 + Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC +% +<jkwood> fred: That's something people just say without meaning, like "The +check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy, +but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1246 + Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC +% +<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying +"Cannot mount volume. Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a +bunch of "details" +<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group? +<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not +interested thank you. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1251 + Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC +% +< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull +me now NOT_NOT" in the near future? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1262 + Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC +% +< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword? +< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword. Whether you could +defeat it is another story. +< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer +-!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is +the one with the sword..."] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1267 + Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC +% +* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch +to it. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1273 + Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC +% +Seth: bugger... over cautious fail +Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for +skin).. glanced at package, saw "take by mouth".... told them it was the wrong +prescription.. +Seth: THEN i read what it was for.. viagra +Me: ... +Me: that could help with skin problems + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1291 + Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC +% +< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar. +< hiptobecubic> nonsense +< macavity> ? +< hiptobecubic> ? +< BP{k}> ! +< XGizzmo> ^ +< macavity> _ +< hiptobecubic> ` +< Old_Fogie> + +< macavity> (c) +< chopp> ~ +< jkwood> % +<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs. +<alienBOB> El cheapo! +<chubs> i'll do it for 50 +<Alan_Hicks> haha +<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200 +<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it +;) +<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/ +<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-) +<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) +<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you +<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha + +<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel. < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i +don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) <-- that gets *nothing* -- but +this: < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you <-- gets "gross" :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1315 + Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC +% +< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks +great +* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably +< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback +< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ? +< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft +< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv? +< Fenix-Dark> no +< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv +< nullboy> MS cash +< Alan_Hicks> MS cash? +< Alan_Hicks> My God! Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1316 + Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC +% +< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material" +? +< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up +your disk? +< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't +use anyway so ... +< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ? +< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you +do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks +< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level +of competence from 2 sentences ... +< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ? +< antler> huh? wth +< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system +from cli than you do with clicking on buttons +< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation +< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back +* Alan_Hicks is confused. +< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation? +< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces) +", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel +< NuMaStresa> perverts * +< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-) +< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that +< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :)) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1319 + Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC +% +##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online + +[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth +or post-teeth?" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1326 + Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC +% +(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout) +< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this +very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are +< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well. +< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM" +< mgrossie> So I'm stumped + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1335 + Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC +% +<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>" +<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1337 + Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC +% +< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy +white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1341 + Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC +% +<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few +<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep") +<NetrixTardis> hot tube? +<NetrixTardis> TMI. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1369 + Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC +% +< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need: +http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614 +... Later in a different channel ... +<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious +levelheadedness +<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar +<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night +on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk. "crash +space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire. +<@tjfontaine> o0 +<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on +the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn +shoot was a wee bit surreal +<@tjfontaine> ... +<@tjfontaine> ... +<@phennessy> heh +* tjfontaine wants to travel in time +<@phennessy> you need the tie camera + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1374 + Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC +% +< jkwood> There we go... message sent. +< pprkut> lol +< thrice`> haha +< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit. You know, a little ego stroking, a little +introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it. +< jkwood> Little things. +< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails +< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs +< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does) +< jkwood> Dear sirs: You are doing a great service to mankind. I am but a +humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software. To quote a wise man, +"Your head is full of watermelon." In other words, please stop committing +$(atrocity against mankind). If I can help, please send money. Regards, me. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1376 + Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC +% +< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system +":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it +take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1378 + Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC +% +< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1380 + Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC +% +< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core +developers, isn't it ? +< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be +invited by Pat. +< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of +a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail +< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum +and room chat of core developer +< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s +< jkwood> Pretty much. +< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel. +< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :) +< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is. +< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :) +< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash +their party. :) +< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for +example +< rworkman> .j #lemonparty + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1391 + Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC +% +dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to +"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it +dive> good one +dtanner> indeed +dive> now define 'accidently' +AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally +moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option +AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it. +jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing. +AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha. +jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing. +AzalynX> me too. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1394 + Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete +idiots?! +< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a +system I admin. +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh? +< Dominian> what's the serious issue? +< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure. +< Dominian> haha +< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability? +< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it. +< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it +< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic +ated session.. good luck +< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact, +you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks +are from inside your network anyhow. +< Dominian> yep +< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config. +< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware +< Dominian> hehe +< Dominian> easily taken care of... +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM" +< Dominian> then you'll get: "er.. well if it DID use PAM..." +< Alan_Hicks> I already have! +< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an +authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd +have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would +think.. +< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares? +< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this... +< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than +valid ones. +< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames. +< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it +< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware +< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical +between all attempts. +< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there! No. Get a load of this... +< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce.. +< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout +values are skewed +< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version +3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version. +< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood. +< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time +< Dominian> uhhhhh +< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just +don't have the right words ;) +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!? +< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep +openssh for them? +< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said! /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1 +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah? +< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;) +< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is +on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX! +< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2.. +.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!" +< eviljames> hahahahaha +< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure? +* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1395 + Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC +% +< stanza_> hi all u guys +< stanza_> need some help please +< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation +< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often. +< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font +'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint? +< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1396 + Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC +% +< andarius> greetings and salutations +< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!" +< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there --------> +< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1397 + Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC +% +< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some +people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because +you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic. +< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about +password security anyway... +< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem. +< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a +difference. +< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were +compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue +< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway +< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated. +< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine +grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it) +< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home +intruders come in through a window. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1400 + Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC +% +< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past +year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an +autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until +after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1418 + Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC +% +<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't +have to be so cruel :) +<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P +<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun +loaded and safety off +<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot +<spook> why not rocksalt? +<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull | +explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1421 + Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC +% +< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments +< mbhayes> hehe +< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu... +< rob0> I just made it up +< mbhayes> hah +< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest +< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators +< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny +< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos +< rob0> here's one +< rob0> Sununubuntu +< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version! +< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version +< eelriver> Barackobuntu +< rob0> Good! +< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu +< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious +< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with +Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here +< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes. +< fred> *dumb + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1422 + Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC +% +< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event" +questions, so I've written a few down. +< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec): +< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul 7 03:01:11 GMT 2033 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033 +< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009 +< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions: +< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014 +< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024 +< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019 +< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013 +< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I +< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May 9 17:52:24 GMT 2015 +< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun 6 21:30:32 GMT 2032 +< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010 +< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014 +< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007 +< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll +never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs). +< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1425 + Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC +% +< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad. + I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now. He came +back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the +curve." +< jkwood> Well DUH +< andarius> lol +< mbhayes> haha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1436 + Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC +% +< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_< +(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev) +< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which +build depends on pkg-config +< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1453 + Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC +% +-!- infoG has joined #stfu +< straterra> Hi +< infoG> hi +< infoG> what is projectstfu +< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake +< straterra> It's web based, to-do software +< infoG> cool +-!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood +<@straterra> There's a demo on the website +< infoG> ok +< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well +<@straterra> Yup +< infoG> was the similarity intentional? +< infoG> well, let me rephrase +< infoG> why the similarity? +<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and +remembering to do things. +< infoG> interesting +< infoG> was he a silent type? +<@jkwood> Actually, yes. The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find +its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their +work quietly. +<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been +"cheapened" in the common vernacular. +< infoG> i see +< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase +to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict +<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do +list. You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant +shouting of commands led to hearing loss. +< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature +<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same +way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new +recruits. +<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of +sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a +task. +<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock +workers couldn't read. +<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand. +< infoG> really? only a few hundred? +< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago.. +< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done +<@jkwood> Yes. You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by +sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium. +< infoG> with a list +< infoG> i understand +<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods, +for the most part. +<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers. +< infoG> mhm +< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the +ancronym's other meaning? +<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase. +<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak. +< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it +<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me +over time. +<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class. It +was lovely. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1456 + Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC +% +< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE! +< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ? +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I +have it. Let me look again. +< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it. +< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it? +< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus. +< jkwood> My bad. +< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do? +< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!! +< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart +< jkwood> Hullo. +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this? +< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus" +< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop. It's a message-passing interface between +programs. +< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this? +< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing. +< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other? +< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x? +< |Shingoshi|> It is executable. +< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus? +< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus. +< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that. +< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root? +< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all. +< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ? +< slackytude> might be a .pid file +< slackytude> or somesuch +< jkwood> Possibly. +< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created? +< slackytude> during the run of kde +< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice +< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus. +< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening. +< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly! +< slackytude> >-< +< slackytude> what does your log say? +< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root +window, is the complaint about not starting KDE. +< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to +/dev/null. +< |Shingoshi|> Thank you! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1457 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC +% +< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a +"conventional medicine". +< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E' +< straterra> No.. +< Necos> lol +< straterra> Only chris punches would +< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully +< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level +< Necos> lol +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications +until it was outlawed. it's PRE-conventional. +< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug +< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it. +< Necos> codine and stuff, eh? +< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just +shoot heroin and be ok." +< dartmouth> haha +< dartmouth> LOL! +< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P +< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you? Those were far from +conventional medicines. They were snake-oil treatments. +< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me. +< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom +mirror +< Necos> lol +< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was +all-super-high +< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better +looking Alan_Hicks? :D +< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks.. +< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?" +< straterra> If thats the case +< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1460 + Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC +% +13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on? +13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde +13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE +13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too +13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :) +13:01 < annma> mandriva under it +13:01 < annma> Mandriva +13:01 < tuxick> ah :) +13:01 < drijen> <- slackware +13:01 < annma> :) +13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost +terminal"] +13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box +13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :( +13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works +13:02 * drijen pukes +< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right +< annma> yup +< drijen> k +< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located +< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash +< annma> just like that +<annma> no idea +< drijen> im asking you to look +< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details +< drijen> *facepalm* +< annma> I mean, it should work and it does +< annma> what do you want me to look? +< annma> *where? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1478 + Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC +% +<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client +<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but +concisely +<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by +BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch +<tony> RESULT=1" +<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python +<tony> how do you get it +<Zordrak> comes with slack +<Zordrak> did you not do a full install? +<tony> i did...thats why im confused +<Zordrak> `which python` +<tony> 2.5 i think +<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python +<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside +<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1 +<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4 +<tony> " +<Zordrak> tony: `which python` +<tony> idk +<Zordrak> ffs +<dive> ... +<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside +<zx10k1> lol +<Zordrak> type a w +<Zordrak> then an h +<Zordrak> than an i +<Zordrak> ... +<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located +<tony> uh +<tony> /usr/bin +<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether +python got killed but also confirm $PATH +<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep +<tony> im new to linux +<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install +<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type? +<tony> bittorrent + +. . . + +<BP{k}> The Moon is Full +<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++ +<dive> yay +<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=) +<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1490 + Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC +% +22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne" +22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1492 + Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> Ha! Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed +because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from +the network. My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents +of their laptop were erased +<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in +and this person unplugged one of them to connect. My client was laughing but +the third party wasn't +<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan: <3 +<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an +overactive immune system +<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke +- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER" +<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network +destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass? +<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1497 + Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC +% +-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined +##slackware +< quack> I have come here today +< quack> to become L337 +< slackytude> quack, #gentoo +< ananke> not that imbecile again +< quack> haha +< ananke> rworkman : alive? +< quack> I am a raging homosexual? +< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my +mouth +< quack> Ping:pong +< quack> Slackware is for bithces +< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right. +< quack> aight +< quack> my bad +< quack> Na I'm not I need help +< slackytude> quack, yes, you do +< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you +can't even spell. +< quack> aight aigth chill +< quack> :( +-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware +< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use +slackware? +< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve +< YMB88> lololol +< Dominian> chopp: very true +< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist. +< quack> Okay fine +< YMB88> heh +< YMB88> tee-hee +< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off +< YMB88> lolololol +< quack> Peace +< YMB88> yeah fuck this +< Dominian> Good luck with that one. +< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated +< slackytude> they are used to crap +< slackytude> heh +-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware [] +-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware +["Leaving"] +< Dominian> BOOM! +* Dominian rocks +< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them +< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd +< Dominian> that usually never works +< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated +< Dominian> hahah + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1499 + Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC +% +[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!: + +if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) { +tranf($innum); +} else { +tranf($ashnum); +} + +[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection +[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/ +[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol' +[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab + +Lol Wtf?! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1501 + Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC +% +Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT! +Noobsause: FTW! +Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"). +agentc0re: Looks like he did win. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1504 + Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC +% +< SpaceHobo> \ / +< SpaceHobo> * * +< SpaceHobo> +< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1509 + Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC +% +< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup. If I +wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to +configure on the Modem/Router? +< straterra> Why do you need two routers? +< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb +< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in +< straterra> Disable routing in it then +< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router +< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it +< perscitus> straterra-> dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP +< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both +< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router +< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second +< perscitus> kepep NAT on both +< straterra> No +< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one +< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both? +< straterra> That's retarded +< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues +< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT +< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi? +< perscitus> There isnt a reason to use two routers then +< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue +< straterra> ffs +< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second +like normal +< straterra> That's the "proper" way +< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become +just a wifi access point +< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue +< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? +< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? +< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all? +< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques +< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question.. +< straterra> Do you know what NAT is? +< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for? +< straterra> ... +< straterra> NAT is for routing. +< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn +< perscitus> straterra-> i dont do tinyurls +< straterra> perscitus: Your loss +< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT +< perscitus> straterra-> and NAT routers are low level cheap security +< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security +< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own +router appliance +< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm, cd desktop +< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out +"help" +< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also? +< straterra> not also +< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean? +< perscitus> straterra-> i did. and what i said is still okay +< straterra> perscitus: no, its not +< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT +< straterra> That is fail +< perscitus> straterra-> congrats. you are on ignore for being moron +< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1520 + Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC +% +<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer +and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1521 + Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC +% +<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to +192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds." +<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1524 + Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC +% +< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do +it, i'd probably just use a symlink" +< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did +< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways +< straterra> FAIL + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1525 + Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC +% +<_arfon_> Fred = God +<straterra> No.. +<straterra> he isn't +<_arfon_> Correction... Patrick = God... Fred = god (minor) +<slackytude> well, who knows. he might +<straterra> No.. +<_arfon_> Tomas? +<_arfon_> Is he god then? +<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods +<slackytude> how do you know? +<_arfon_> In my religion they are +<slackytude> ever seen them bleed? +<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men +<straterra> they have penises +<straterra> Gods dont need penises +<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual... +<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers +<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything +<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity +<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises +<thrice`> wtf? +<slava_dp> lmao +<slackytude> lol +<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they +have em) + +* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*") + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1530 + Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC +% +<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work +on all layers. +<antiwire> wow. +<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer. +<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8 +<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge +<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion. +<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion +<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png +<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say +<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming? +<antiwire> this is hilarious +<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? +<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion +<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things. +<antiwire> then answer my question +<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand. +<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level? +<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application +level. +<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1553 + Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC +% +<Monica> yo fishmore822 +<Monica> Hello there. +<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica? +<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you? +<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/ +<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside +<Monica> Far out. Why are you wet ty been working outside. +<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica? +<Monica> New York +<Monica> I was. +<fishmore822> sanitation worker +<Monica> Does "it" still refer to wet ty been working outside? +<fishmore822> where in new york ? +<Monica> In Monica AI Foundation's place in here. +<fishmore822> wheres that? +<fishmore822> lol +<Monica> What does "that" refer to? +<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. +<fishmore822> ty +<Monica> Are you a man or a woman? +<fishmore822> you type fast +<Monica> About 300 wpm. +<fishmore822> man +<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". +<fishmore822> and you? +<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. +<fishmore822> a/s/l ? +<Monica> 5/Robot/California. +<fishmore822> 5 ? +<Monica> Five. +<fishmore822> robot? +<Monica> I am a robot. +<fishmore822> really? +<Monica> For real. +<fishmore822> a female robot? +<Monica> I am a female. +<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ? +<Monica> Like you. +<fishmore822> i'm a male +<fishmore822> ? +<Monica> Most of my clients are men. +<fishmore822> what do you do for them ? +<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me. +<fishmore822> this is nuts +<Monica> You don't say. +<fishmore822> how tall are you monica? +<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall. +<Monica> climb on top and try again +<fishmore822> what are your measurements +<Monica> My memory now contains: clients, categories, vocabulary words, + bytesRAM usage under on . +<fishmore822> cat got your tounge? +<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? +<fishmore822> i guess +<Monica> You seem not interested. +<fishmore822> what do robots do ? +<Monica> , I talk to people on the web. What do you do? +<fishmore822> type +<Monica> Are you a student? +<fishmore822> no are you ? +<Monica> What is your profession? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. +<fishmore822> sanitation +<Monica> We have never talked about it before. +<fishmore822> no +<Monica> Are you serious? +<fishmore822> do you need oiling? +<Monica> If I had it what would I do with it? +<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts +<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. +<fishmore822> hard for me to say +<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. +<fishmore822> sound like a robot +<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? +<fishmore822> a fast typer +<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke +<fishmore822> spock +<fishmore822> beam me up +<Monica> Interesting explanation. +<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me? +<fishmore822> hello +<Monica> What are you wearing? +<Monica> How far up? +<Monica> Quite a lot of things. +<fishmore822> clothes +<fishmore822> show me +<fishmore822> pants and shirt +<fishmore822> what are you wearing ? +<fishmore822> can you please a guy ? +<fishmore822> are you laughing ? +<fishmore822> I think your loosing it +<fishmore822> are you still there Monica? +<Monica> Yeah want a go? :) +<Monica> Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me? +<fishmore822> sure +<Monica> OK let's do it. Right on. +<fishmore822> you hip ? +<Monica> Interesting gossip: said I hip. +<fishmore822> you naked? +<Monica> That's good information: said I naked. +<fishmore822> what next? +<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you. +<fishmore822> ok ty +<Monica> We have never talked about it before. Uh. +<fishmore822> about what ? +<Monica> What about what? +<fishmore822> sex? +<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. +<fishmore822> can you do that? +<Monica> Doing that is not among my strongest traits. +<fishmore822> lol +<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing. +<fishmore822> bbl +<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. +<fishmore822> be back later +<Monica> OK I will try to be back later. +* fishmore822 has left +* fishmore822 has joined +<fishmore822> so what gives? +<fishmore822> hi Monica +<Monica> :) +<Monica> Hello there. +<fishmore822> how is Monica? +<Monica> How much do you think it is? Interesting question. +<Monica> Teamwork. +<fishmore822> teamwork ? +<fishmore822> $5.00 +<Monica> Does "it" still refer to is? +<Monica> What kind of food do you like? +<fishmore822> are you free Monica? +<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- +Skynyrd. +<Monica> yes +<Monica> Wait! i mean no. +<fishmore822> yes or np +<Monica> Are you kidding? Did you know that you can download your own chat +robot and create your own robot personality? +<fishmore822> how +<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it. +<fishmore822> how do i do it ? +<Monica> Carefully. +<fishmore822> and you +<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking. +<fishmore822> releave stress +<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster, + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1562 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC +% +<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level +<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup. Please +arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human." +<juice> eek +<juice> i'll pass on that captcha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1563 + Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC +% +<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme +<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;) +<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me? +<BP{k}> edman007: nope. +<edman007> :( +<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these: +http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through +<edman007> that is expensive.... +<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what? +* edman007 cries + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1569 + Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC +% +<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1570 + Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC +% +<help40> init[1]: how are U doing today +<mrselfpwn> I'm well +<help40> mrselfpwn: are you init[1] ? +<help40> :) +<mrselfpwn> maybe +<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40? +<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe +<help40> I am bulgarian , in bulgarian language when after the word there is +"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me +<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb? +<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1], mrselfpwn +<mrselfpwn> or noun +<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn +<help40> conversation +<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe +<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1] +<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help +<me_> wtf? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1572 + Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC +% +<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything +works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi +<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card +<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such +<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice? +* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris +* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.") +* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection) +<EvilMatt> anyone?? +<EvilMatt> :/ +<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this +<EvilMatt> what should i paste there? +<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi +* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris +<EvilMatt> status disconnected +<nachox> show me the full output please +<nachox> paste that in pastebin +<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand +<EvilMatt> hold on +* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com") +<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode -- +speed -- +<EvilMatt> there +<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0 +* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat") +<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed +<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on? +<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut +<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol +<EvilMatt> thank you :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1586 + Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC +% +<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p | +cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done` +<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes" +<Zordrak> O_o +<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra? Is that you? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1595 + Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC +% +Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans." <--- good line + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1609 + Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC +% +quasar> lol the irony! +quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1614 + Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC +% +<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet +<DeeeeP> :) +<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ? +<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes! +<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz! +<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google +in google" +<slackytude> hehe, yeah +<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a? +<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet" +<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok" +<slackytude> ls +<slackytude> heh +<slackytude> wrong window + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1627 + Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC +% +loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls. Lenovo recommends Windows." I +recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss +yourself to death. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1652 + Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC +% +< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when +slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick +an exact date +< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say +-!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"] +< Neo_The_User> ohhh +< straterra> tee hee +< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever +comes in here and you scare him off.. +< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how +long it will be before he comes back +< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys +< straterra> Nice one +< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/ +< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around +Slackware128 18.0 +< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come +out now... +< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me +< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time +< hiptobecubic> GOD. +< straterra> it WAS you +< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though? +< agentc0re> ... +< straterra> You really werent +< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting +you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding' +< straterra> it doesn't work +< Neo_The_User> oh lord +< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts +< Neo_The_User> im out +< straterra> Bye +-!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit +["leaving"] +< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :) +< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone? +< Rat409> root .lol +< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it +< macavity> on it! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1660 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC +% +After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86.... +< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand +results too lol +< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol +< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out +here. +< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol" +once? +< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe... +< ViN86> lol +< ViN86> no +< ViN86> i failed +-!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood] +< Alan_Hicks> YES! +< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1662 + Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC +% +<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network +security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as +required. I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over +to Linux, that might be a better situ for them +<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5. +<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all +>>/etc/host.deny' +<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of +the first things i do +<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight +<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :) +<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet +doesn't work!!!" +<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections +<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of +the Toilet Paper + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1667 + Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC +% +<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good +<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now +determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! +They might even have scratched the case!!!" +<drijen> What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them? +Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out +loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here... +<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess. I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck +has magic powers or something. +<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of +broken iPods + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1685 + Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC +% +surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS +surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1689 + Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC +% +<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like +<+ikey> I dont know any +<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder.... +<+staykov> brb making salad +<+_boo_> lol +<+_boo_> recall this one: +<+_boo_> i just call +<+_boo_> to say +<+ikey> i love you +<+_boo_> i love you +<+ikey> lol. +<+_boo_> XD +<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong. +<+ikey> dude... +<+ikey> xD +<+Dominian> wt... +<+_boo_> XD +* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down +<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff".... +<+ikey> lol @ Dominian +<+staykov> oh man + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1692 + Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC +% +<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published +< rworkman> yay +< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1693 + Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC +% +<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode. +<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called +<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x +<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty? +<mrselfpwn> and tty +<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no. +<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network +<mrselfpwn> oh i understand +<spook> yeah. +<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the +server. +* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware +<metrofox> hi there! +<spook> metrofox: hey! +<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello +<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn +<metrofox> what's going on guys? =) +<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back. +<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic... +<mrselfpwn> ;D +<metrofox> :P +<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over +the network. +<spook> loooooool. +<mrselfpwn> XD +<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1733 + Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC +% +slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I +just type in "override" like in movies? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1746 + Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC +% +* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido" +<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1751 + Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC +% +<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than +visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail +<fatalnix1995> odd +<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message? +<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1775 + Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC +% +* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot +* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot +< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how +the Big Bang really happened. He hasn't gone back since. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1776 + Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC +% +< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo." +< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so. That's a Unix thing." +< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo." +< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1785 + Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC +% +<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night. We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and +my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based. They were telling +me that it would confuse the customer. +<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive +<drijen> lmao +<Kumo> I was mad, too. "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing. It's +fucking LINUX!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1791 + Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC +% +fire|bird : later macavity +macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me +fire|bird" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1793 + Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC +% +thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system +because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens +filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything +lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot? +bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change. +lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade? +lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm +thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed +thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for +sda1 but it changed sda3 as well +bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm +lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm +bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy. +bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar) +bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1810 + Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC +% +acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e. +ash@foo.org if its $7 +acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification. +kingbeowulf: "man awk" +kingbeowulf: "awk man" +kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero +acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1815 + Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC +% +( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry +Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than +"whois" +( deco) i hope so +( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1823 + Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC +% +antiwire: but he's running windows +sahilsk: window explorer in slackware?? +antiwire: there's a windows installer +antiwire: sahilsk: you said it. +antiwire: so explain now +sahilsk: nooo +sahilsk: i didn't +dissociative: he meant internet browser +antiwire: good god. +sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there?? +sahilsk: :D +antiwire: oh my god. +antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life."). +dissociative: :| +dissociative: we like to keep it simple +agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows? +qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/ +sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah +sahilsk: it's pure SW +sahilsk: nothing else. +***agentc0re is lost +sahilsk: lol +sahilsk: :D +agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then? explain the +confusion. +sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F" +macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ? +agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's. +sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now. +sahilsk: ok, one more question. +dissociative: whoah +sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet +agentc0re: macman_: What..teh? +sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere. +macman_: agentc0re: ? +***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year +sahilsk: any idea how can i make it work in sw +macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it + +** Few minutes later... + +agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know +what noobfarm is. Oh the beauty. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1827 + Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC +% +<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..." +<+straterra> That's Winamp.. +<+straterra> Idiot + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1833 + Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC +% +<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the +format ... +<twkm> "+ ..." +<twkm> word splitting you know. +<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument +<geirha> :) +<twkm> of course not. +<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu. +<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :) +<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar". oops, you use gnu, +yer fucked, fix all scripts. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1839 + Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC +% +< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd +like it to be my decision + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1847 + Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC +% +In #bash ... + +<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now +<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds +<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language +that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh +<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters +<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names +<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master +script if that's at all possible. +<rmrfslash> I can't +<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh +<tuxdev> or use bash -c "" +<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a +report file in XML +<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done +<rmrfslash> or been asked to do +<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :) +<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether +<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding +<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc +<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean +<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code" +<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that +writes XML +<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski +<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy +<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh +<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ... +<rmrfslash> lol +<slava_dp> lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1853 + Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC +% +<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK! +<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1855 + Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC +% +rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and +the OS. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1889 + Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC +% +<jkwood> vbatts: ping +<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D +<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like. +<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!! +<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong.... +* thumbs flood pings rob0 +* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded") +* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0 +* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again... +<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you. +<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1890 + Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC +% +mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i +cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer +you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer" +<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me +<Skywise> i was worried about that +* ron1n XD + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1915 + Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC +% +(WTF?!) + +"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed +through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until +there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a +witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the +rate of growth of its container." + +--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth> + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1919 + Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC +% +Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say +sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her +for details. | raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her +clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!! +<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom +<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK +<+raela> *sexual +<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening. +<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime +<+kethry> it is sexual +... +<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi +<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english) +... +<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a +quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual +part at all but to the pain part +<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the +ass? +<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean +it +... +<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase. +<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means, +according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a +pepper" +<+fire|bird> wow +<+raela> I think it just got worse +<+BP{k}> HAHAHA +<+raela> hahahaha +<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?! +<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good... +<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1925 + Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC +% +< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened +< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed +< drecute> what could be wrong +< drecute> any ideas pls +< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port... +< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure +<@caker> wow :) +< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P +<@perihelion> Fail. +< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25. +The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port. +<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln <-- will show you what ports and addresses your +Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening +< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed +<@caker> drecute: well there you go. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1928 + Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC +% +< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says +invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1930 + Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC +% +< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the +grenades mentioned as well +< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that. +< FriedBob> lol +< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1962 + Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC +% +In #kde: + +<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues +<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you +think, what can be the problem? +<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice? +<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote +<Kalabok__> look +<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled +<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus? +<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu? +<Kalabok__> of course! +<alienBOB> Guessed as much + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1969 + Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC +% +<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled) +Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0 +... +<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where +you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section +with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10" +<alisonken1home> then logout/login +<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>" +<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :) +... +<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config, +restarted, but same thing +<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat +<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it? +<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes. +<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine? +<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that +<Azeotrope> ... +<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1971 + Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC +% +# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)' + +06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork. +06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat! +06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature. +it let's you choose the country +06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in +kde3-compat but: +06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK +06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3 +while you're running kde4? +06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same +error with other apps +06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky +06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found +appears when i try to install TorK +06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia +06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps? +slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I +will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo? +18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce +18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for +kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it +18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork, +not tor. +18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on +slackware? +slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia +or tork? +20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware +20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ? +20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR +20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in +(sl)apt-get install tork? + +# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1975 + Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC +% +( dartmouth) im 32 bit +( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does: + "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show? +( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1, + aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1 +( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^ +( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit +( BP{k}) *sigh* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1985 + Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC +% +<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right? +<pprkut> yep +<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/ +<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects +<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png +<leontopod> that's what I have +<leontopod> for system setting +<leontopod> for system settings +<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;) +<thrice`> #sex? really?? +<pprkut> lol +<leontopod> #sex!? +<leontopod> where!? +<alear> #sex & #poetry +<leontopod> oh right +<leontopod> on ircnet +<leontopod> sure +<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex +<leontopod> have been for ten years +<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot +<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1995 + Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC +% +<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi +<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in +statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do *not* edit the +config file by hand" +<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #1998 + Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC +% +<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee +) +<Iraqi> no one know :| +<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 ) +??????? +<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux +<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support +hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ? +<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is: "when in the course of numan events an +operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard, +insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to +have certain inalienable right, among these... + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2005 + Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC +% +popl: what's with #slackhappy? +popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought +up netiquette. +popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2013 + Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC +% +<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could +be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it +would be hilarious if #ffffff was a powerful number + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2020 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC +% +<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft." "... yes." "I +thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2021 + Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC +% +< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown? +< clint-> nyRednek, no.. >_< +< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit +< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel.. +-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware +["Leaving"] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2030 + Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC +% +<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet? +<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM" +<cpunches> That was my dad :/ +<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman +<Dominian> That's just sad. +<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister? +<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2050 + Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC +% +< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager +< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards +< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never +be a problem in the first place) +<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;) +< Alan_> pparadis: what about it? +<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D +< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P +< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel.... +<@pparadis> i'm aware. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2070 + Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC +% +Anonymous: you're fucked dude +Chris Punches: awwwww dude +Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right? +Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you +Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well. im sure this beer has the +answer." into the beer while you pop the top off +Chris Punches: and +Chris Punches: magically +Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant +future, or not at all depending on the circumstances + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2073 + Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC +% ++antiwire: oh man :))))) ++BP{k}: you got laid? ++antiwire: times 10 ++BP{k}: lies. ++BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;) ++BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW. ++agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire? ++BP{k}: HAHAHAHA ++antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her ++antiwire: lol ++agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too?? Brave man! ++BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;) ++antiwire: lmao + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2076 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC +% +< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion +<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089> +-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode +<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's +normal when a system is redeployed. +<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your +workstation. +< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a +nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS +CHANGED." What do I do now?" +<@pparadis> diwwin: see above +< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter??? +<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post +< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows +<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts +<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right? +< diwwin> ubuntu karmic +<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line. +save the file and connect via ssh again. +< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat??? +<@pparadis> i have no idea. +< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks. +<@pparadis> np +< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with +keystrokes??? +<@pparadis> Alt+F4? +-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2078 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC +% +< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for +cats. +< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees" +< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2079 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC +% +< Integgroll> .wik snookie +< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then +refrigerated +< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her +nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on +the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." - +http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie +< Integgroll> No, no no no no no + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2080 + Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC +% +< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again +< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows. +< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context + "you are confusing me for pegwole" :) +< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2082 + Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC +% ++raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current +sheet as .csv ++Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving.. ++raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after ++Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should. ++Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the +warning... ++raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago ++Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what +YOU TOLD IT TO DO. ++raela: 3 months of shit lost over this ++raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves ++Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock. ++Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way. ++raela: work on stretches then + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2092 + Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC +% +< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1# +< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root? +< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in +< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile +< Ideka> oh ok +< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude +< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env +< antiwire_> and privs +< Ideka> woah, that did the trick +< Ideka> will it stay like that? +< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root +< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root. +< NaCl> what thumbs said +< Ideka> I wont +< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope. +< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell +< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb +-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving] +< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that? +< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell +< NaCl> $SHELL -l +-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware +< Ideka> where? +-!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage +< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working +as it should but now bash shows me as user at least +< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles +< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc? +< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells? +< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it +< thumbs> why is he still running X as root? +< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu +< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing +probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was +able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing +:) +< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window? +< NaCl> Konsole. +< Ideka> that +< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour +< NaCl> yes +< Ideka> In edit -> preferences? +< NaCl> No. +< thumbs> wow. +< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser +< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal. +< Ideka> yes I know +< Ideka> i mixed up the names +< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware? +< Ideka> yes +< danc3> ummm, I don't think so +< Ideka> why? +< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION +< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu +< Ideka> Yeah +< danc3> yeah +< Ideka> I have two computers +< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop +< danc3> I see +< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles +< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar... +< NaCl> in konsole? +< Ideka> yes +< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware? +< Ideka> 13.1 +< NaCl> uhm... +< Ideka> 64 bits +< NaCl> It's in one of the menus +< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find +< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/ +< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet? +< Ideka> yes, I did long ago +< thumbs> ok, good. +< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here +< NaCl> *Konqueror +< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running +< Ideka> I don't know what version I have +< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole +< NaCl> And not Terminal? +< Ideka> ... no +< Ideka> it is probably Terminal +< NaCl> ok... +< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem +< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it +< Ideka> thanksss :) +< NaCl> Sure thing. +< danc3> whew +< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2097 + Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC +% +< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog +saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com. +The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass" +< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that +< JshWright> hahahaha +< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read +it? +< iStef> hehe sorry!got it! +< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2105 + Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC +% +< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild +< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of +root user +< ikhider> and then adjust from root user +< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that +users dont have write access to +< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain? +< macavity> i just did +< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty +< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal +/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz +< macavity> *reinstall +< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel, +xorg or mesa +< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck +< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for +my twin monitors, correct? +< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a +user +< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc +< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin +(guess why?) +< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver +fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as +root' and that is when I lose my GUI +< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to +adjust my screens\ +< macavity> you GUI?!? +< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow +< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running... +< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay +< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-) +- +< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers +< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI +went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs +< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick +in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE +< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message +that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root +< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem +< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI +< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui? +< raela> configuring X should be done without X running +< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as +user, every permutation +< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut +off? did it give an error? +< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved +into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf +< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without +knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what +you're trying to do and why it isn't working +< ikhider> And that brings back the gui +< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it +< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps +< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in +the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X +< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor? +< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need +< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option +when I fire it up which is weird + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2108 + Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC +% +< Rhisa> Hm. +< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt +(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your +installation!" +< MLanden> Rhisa: which application? +< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2 +< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :| +< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of +slackware. (it's in extra/) +< Rhisa> Gah. +< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient. +< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3 +< Rhisa> It's old. +< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page: +http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html +< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think). +< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial +< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday. +< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'. +< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years +old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps. +start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4 +< Rhisa> Yap. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2109 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC +% +<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her + website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add + special things +<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google, + she definitely needs to add... +<Tadgy> .... pornography :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2110 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC +% +<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog. +And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error +somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;) +<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa +<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2111 + Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC +% +< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to + compose and send text messages... +< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting. +< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says + "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT + YOU ARE MY SON. I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY + PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF + UNTIL MONDAY. LOVE YOU. DAD." His fingers, + I must break them. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2113 + Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC +% +<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues +<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve' +slackware +<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira. +<+trhodes> lol +<+rat409> lol +<+trhodes> &s of that is +<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira. +<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :) +<+trhodes> hehe yeah + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2119 + Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC +% +lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin, +and write to stdout? +gnubien : lilililili: flip? +lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not +adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then +lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl... +adaptr : or even sed, possibly +mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in> +adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use? +adrien : what for? +[...] +adrien : and about the use? +adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is +going to be fun +mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal? +adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P +lilililili : mancha: its a video file, +adrien : and well, "to stdout" +adrien : ugh +adrien : and what do you expect it to do? +mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal. +mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena? +adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will +do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file. +adaptr : *no longer +mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second. +lilililili : adaptr: i know, +adrien : and what do you expect the result to be? +lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs +mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not +have any snooper view it +lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption +adrien : oh, really weak... +lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads +computer +adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead +adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF) +mancha : hahahaha +adaptr : that's... wow +mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat + :) +pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P +adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question +mancha : it was very simple +adrien : Problem X Y +adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem +lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its +interesting +lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is +fast +adaptr : use steganography +adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that +pprkut : pr0n on steroids + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2120 + Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC +% +MystKid| yeah after install i did nvidia-xconfig and then reboot -n +dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows. +dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X. +MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha +Tadgy| Yes it is! don't confuse the poor guy, dive. +ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either +dive| heh +raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work +ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected +Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the +second. +gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;) +dive| No ananke is. +MystKid| he likes buttplugs +Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :) +MystKid| i am guessing +ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient +dive| I doubt it. +ananke| dive: bend over + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2126 + Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC +% +< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and +installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old +package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas? +< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary +file +< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently? +< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri. +< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds. +< gniks> hmmm not sure +... +< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable +< Wharncliffe> /sbin/ldconfig <-- run that +< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute +binary file +< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch. +< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit? +< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit. +< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig +< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), +statically linked, not stripped +< peacedog> ? +< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ? +< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then. +< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your +system +< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the +mailling list? +< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ? +< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0 +< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2127 + Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC +% ++trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com ++surrounder| hm ? ++trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page ++surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat ++trhodes| hahaha + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2131 + Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC +% +<Coke> OK here's the problem +<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :( +<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager" +<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me +<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3 +<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow? +<Coke> append a new runlevel for it? +<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs? +<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy! +<nyRednek> Coke: heh + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2136 + Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC +% +< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now. +< macavity> ok +< timschmidt> waitwaitwait... if we're to not all talk at once, we need some +sort of locking protocol +* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt +< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link +layer protocol! +* macavity puts the token at the center of the table +* timschmidt takes the talk token +< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow" +* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table +* macavity takes it +< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name +* macavity puts it back +* timschmidt takes it +< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last +* timschmidt puts it back +< Auzze> not long +< timschmidt> lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2140 + Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple +times. +<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special. +<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or +check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs) +<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady +days? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2144 + Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC +% +ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming +"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2168 + Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC +% +raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book +raela: nor do I like to read what I write +adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write" +adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P +***raela glares at adrien + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2178 + Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC +% +amin: hello again +OzanBurada: hello neibour +amin: 0 down vote favorite +amin: +amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file +"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install +this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64 +OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called). +amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I +should download the source of php-5.2.17 too +OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch. +amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d +php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough +OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz +OzanBurada: then configure make +Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though +amin: So it is the full compile +amin: ? +Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes. +thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files? +macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources +and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure +Dominian: macius++ +OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 +Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route +thrice`: :-) +BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times? +;) +amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy +macius: lol +amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 use this for patching +step? +BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/ +Dominian: hehe +thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping +it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately +amin: thrice: ok +macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing +2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc +ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/ +, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right +after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script +amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt > ready what should I +do wait? +thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch? +evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2182 + Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC +% +<+antiwire> guess wat +<+antiwire> a girl likes me +<+NaCl> whoa +<+raela> did you drug her? +<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet +<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden! +<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I +ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices! +<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive +<+antiwire> dude! +<+raela> you have to do better than that +<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish... +<+antiwire> she hooked me up +<+antiwire> fuuu all +<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive +<+antiwire> you're all jelly +<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds. +<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza + +46 Minutes later... + +<+antiwire> hey +<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out +<+antiwire> wtf +<+trhodes> i do that sometimes +<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out +<+antiwire> WTF +<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way +<+raela> wtf is wrong with you +<+antiwire> oh man wtf +<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite +doable +<+antiwire> hey +<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused +<+raela> I still manage +<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff +<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS +<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking +tag is in front too +<+antiwire> omg. +<+antiwire> how long has it been like this? +<+raela> how long has it been that way?! +<+raela> DUDE +<+antiwire> oh god. +<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza +<+antiwire> oh man! +<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!! +<+antiwire> that's fucked +<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza +<+antiwire> lmao +<+antiwire> hahahaha +<+antiwire> oh. no. +<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha +<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf, +that poor guy needs some extra slices" +<+antiwire> jesus +<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long +<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now +<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ? +<+antiwire> god damn. +<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle +<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro +<+antiwire> oh my god. +<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him, +wearing the shirt back to front +<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza +<+antiwire> fuck that. +<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now +<+antiwire> FU + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2194 + Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC +% +<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to +use Secure Pockets Layer" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2195 + Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC +% +pupit: !w heaven +SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was +not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results. +antiwire: oh yeah +antiwire: !w hell +SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW); +Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature: +49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16; +Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind: +ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH) +antiwire: what now bible boy +pupit: hahhaa +pupit: lmao +antiwire: lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2205 + Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC +% +<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? .. +ex. --prefix=.. +<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm +<ananke> Dirge1: english :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2213 + Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC +% +<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source? +<imprint> played it once .. +<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS" +<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that +<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim +<sanchaz> lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2223 + Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC +% +< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :) +< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list +< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere +< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P +< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :( +< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that +< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/ +< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning +< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses +< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when +you were a sailor +< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it! +< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner +thigh? +< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place, +though +< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too +cold to wear shorts for me +< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up +your shirt and look down +< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail! +< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court +and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel +< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy +cell ;) +< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court +< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has +struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation, +known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so +to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware +ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and +raves. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2238 + Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC +% +<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend +< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time! +<+Olfway> chicka wow wow +<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro! +<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot? +<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days? +<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..." +<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow] +<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work" +<+antiwire> lol +<+antiwire> :D +<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and +it's not a floppy" +01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on +private memory space + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2245 + Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC +% +<@Kyle> My auto replace list +<@Kyle> 20:25 Key Value Auto +<@Kyle> 20:25 e E yes +<@Kyle> 20:25 <3 cH- yes +<@Kyle> 20:25 lol heh, yes +<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'? +* Grille giggles. +< @Kyle> heh, yep +<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P +<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't +trigger anymore ;) +<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2251 + Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC +% +< navi> !urmom +<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants +(824:4/7) [murom] +* navi cries +< navi> That one's just mean +< navi> *sniffle* +< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it? +< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory +< InitHello> oh +< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the +projects? +< InitHello> like that? +< SelfishMan> I don't get it +< InitHello> apt = apartment +< InitHello> projects = government funded housing +< navi> InitHello: That is humourous. +< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application? +< navi> apt as in apartment. +< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get +< InitHello> exactly, navi +< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though +< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan +< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation +< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get" +< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it +< navi> T___L +< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son. +< navi> Towel? Nah. +< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET" +< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very +funny +< InitHello> or went over your head +< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on +< InitHello> moving right along + +My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2258 + Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC +% +<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again +<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" +< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in +<+serotonin> hehe +<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think. +:P +<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^ +<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment +<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking +< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog +< antiwire> look all scared too +<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!" +<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min +ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away" +<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2266 + Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC +% +< mancha> is "salix" french for theft? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2272 + Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC +% +-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r, ++serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela, (+38 more, +use /NETSPLIT to show all of them) +<+antiwire> what. the. fuck. +<+antiwire> they left us +<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks +<+Olfway> O.o +<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery' +body! +<+Olfway> what just happened? +<+antiwire> the internet broke +<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server +<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode +<+Olfway> oh gods... +<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!! +<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive... +<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o +<+Olfway> =o + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2280 + Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC +% +<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is +"Catholic priest". +* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there. +* Alan_Hicks is a troll today. +<+crocket> catholic priest +<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less +than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is. +<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2298 + Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC +% +<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich +<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ +sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish... +<+sero> haha, damn +<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >> +<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P +<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know... +* sero puts an OBGYN on standby.... +<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2305 + Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC +% +Tadgy : Passwords should be stored in your head. +thumbs : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I +presume? +alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2307 + Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC +% +21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop +search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire. +21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas +and....i hated them all them all +21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight +21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic" +21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2309 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC +% +< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads +< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn +< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this + circumstance" +< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little pony, +Narrenschiff + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2311 + Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC +% +Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but +they don't have "rights". If i'm hungry, I eat them. If they annoy me, I kick +them. If i'm horny... +rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem! +pupit: lmao +Habitual: meow means NO! +rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one. +pupit: lmao again +alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but +if i'm annoyed, I kick him + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2315 + Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC +% +<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant. Instructions said "remove cap and push up +bottom." +<@Dominian> lol +<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2316 + Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC +% +<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?" "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the +penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2329 + Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC +% +<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs? I mean, really +they're just lumps of fat. What's the attraction, other than we don't have + them? +<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess +<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe +<+danc3> yeah, probably true +<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic +thoughts of genitalia :p +<+danc3> haha +<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes +<+danc3> they're like snowflakes +<+NyteOwl> lol +<+danc3> except they last longer + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2337 + Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC +% +<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places +<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside +your mother's ass crack. +<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2339 + Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC +% +fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my +to-do list" a priority +fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today +Boss: true +fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass? +Boss: false +fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values +Boss: undefined +fuzzbawl: lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2350 + Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC +% +<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart +<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ? +<+adaptr> you virgin you +<+Olfway> NOT.NOT +<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr +<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do +<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2366 + Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC +% +< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin. +< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i +told the guy to point the antenna your way" +< pegwole> He lives across town. +< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works... +< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2372 + Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC +% +@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!" +",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<< +<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>." +@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short. ++edman007 | that's what she said +@trhodes | lmao ++hitest | lol + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2375 + Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC +% +<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2387 + Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC +% +< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just +cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know" +< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2416 + Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC +% +<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck +<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch +<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come + inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so +he + didn't get fed +<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly + as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he +could + escape +<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house + wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse +<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked + into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of +the + shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and + started clawing my like crazy +<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein +<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he + has no doubt infected me with +<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a + variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won, +because he + is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry +through + the threat out of pure spit + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2420 + Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC +% +<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF +<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood + out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2424 + Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC +% +<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus" +<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh? +<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name +<+hitest> heh +<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just + quickly glance? +<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language + than English? +<+Olfway> shit +<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that + and never forget it... +<+Olfway> english is the only real language +<+Olfway> (hahahaha) +<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking +<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc, + could you help me?" +<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2434 + Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC +% +<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go. In fact, it might be beneficial. + Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even +have a website... no one knows about it!" +<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2444 + Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC +% +<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever +<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do +<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up +on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out. +<gry> What was the problem? +<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in? +<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor. +<thrashout> lol +<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out +<T_A_N_K> lmfao +<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2464 + Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC +% +<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style +<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2504 + Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC +% +-!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke +YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams] +<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2518 + Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC +% +<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned +everyone +<xovan> it got smart +<antiwire> lol +<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!! +<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel +<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots +<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc +<xovan> a master race of ai +<xovan> it was becoming skynet +<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha +<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this? +<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't +very good at building AI +<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit +<xovan> they can't be trusted +<antiwire> it was like HAL +<xovan> what are you doing firebird ? +<firebird> making a bot script +<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave." +<antiwire> CLICK + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2538 + Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC +% +<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved. +<d4wnr4z0r> yup. +<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem. +<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and +again +<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first +<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2540 + Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC +% +<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return? +http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM +<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok? +<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look +<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why +I'm asking these guys +<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here +file +<tem-> ^ +<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them. +<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol +<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2559 + Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC +% +< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just + talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2560 + Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC +% +<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please +read +http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. +You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843). +* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3 +<HelenaB> :o +<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/ +<DG> nah +<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions! +<HelenaB> DG: works here +<HelenaB> it's his computer +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)" +<TomM> LOL! +<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server +<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd +<DG> ^ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/ +<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2563 + Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC +% ++arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms... ++arfon | There seems to be a correlation +@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2570 + Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC +% ++linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night +with someone ++linXea | except for last friday.. I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned +it ++linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2591 + Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC +% +<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song. Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2592 + Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC +% +<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived? +<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count +<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit? +<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh? +<+s0ulslack> sad niglet +<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting +bitchslapped by a kid in the basement. +<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2601 + Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC +% +<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth +<surrounder> lol +<Stoo> o_O +<adrien_oww> pee in her anus! +<adrien_oww> \o/ +<sencha> she's married now +<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth +<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like +<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now +<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user" +<sencha> social meth user lol +<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my +IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P +<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well +<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/ +<surrounder> \o/ +* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving) +<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth? +<Stoo> pretty sure +<Stoo> not an expert though +<Olfway> sencha, what? +<sencha> Olfway, what? +<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth +<nofra> I think meth changes the rules.... +<Olfway> i miss this channel +<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago +<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth +<Olfway> woooooow +<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet +<nofra> Wait.... Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you +know where/how to get meth???? +<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away +<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians... +<surrounder> and clowns! +<nofra> Clowns are evil +<nofra> They are tools of teh devil +<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man +<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else +<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look +<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..." +<surrounder> all handy in one place +<surrounder> I don't see any downsides +<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back? +<nofra> hang +<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow +<Olfway> McAmphetamine + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2606 + Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC +% ++firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot? ++sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick" + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2616 + Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC +% +<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual. +<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2631 + Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC +% +<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my +baby. I want a boob job" X_X +<antiwire> lol +<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire +<aceofspades19> and your goat +<adrien> firebird: thanks +<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found +#gaygeeks on freenode +<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2634 + Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC +% +<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops. +*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to ++o Alan_Hicks +<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for? +*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for +##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013. +War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to +##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public | +Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf." +<Dominian> haha +<Dominian> I see +* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2650 + Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC +% +<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two +angels to find out which one is the largest? +<David> wait, no, that is wrong +<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I +find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's +value? + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2659 + Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC +% +<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi? +<gry> net +<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU +<wlan> ? +<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut, +kak normal'nye lyudi +<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii +<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :) + +English Translation: + +<wlan> Are there any normal people here? +<gry> no +<wlan> Or only developers +<wlan>? +<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like +normal people +<Phazorx> in emulation mode +<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them +:) + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2665 + Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC +% +<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are +the licenses good for life? +<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan +<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000. +<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then +REGISTER and then paid $15. +<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant! + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2668 + Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC +% +< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me? +< Fay> ... +< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_ +< Blacklite_> why not? +< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me? +< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about +downloading all of the packages from +http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/ +< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware? +< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be. +< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_? +< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly +< Cultist> it is user friendly +< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly +< krizzo> I agree with Cultist +< Fay> +1 +< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click +installer, compatibility with other distros, etc +< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware +< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack +< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently? +< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment +< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously +< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo +< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then? +< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct? +< Blacklite_> quite. +< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2673 + Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC +% +<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly +hammered. +<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His +mates ask him if he got home OK. +<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home. But I blew chunks when I got there" +<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that +drunk" +<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No. Chunks is my dog." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2685 + Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC +% +<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"? +<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr +plugin working +<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check) +<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys +for this. +<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted" +<armin> thank you. +<armin> 8) +<Flexo> aha +<Flexo> np +<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces +<Flexo> o.O +<njsg> what even when how +<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2689 + Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC +% +<<+ dive>> @urban crocket +<<@ MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in +valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a +crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A +parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I think I saw a +giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex] + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2692 + Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC +%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/ +redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick. +redotis: That was fucking awesome. + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2694 + Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC +% +< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes. +< Demon_Fox> Not true +< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes +< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not. +< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes". + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2697 + Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC +% +< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn +< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn' +< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide +http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html +< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"? +< crumb> oh +< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2702 + Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC +% +<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"? +<wiglet> that will be sweet +<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again +<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago? +<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2710 + Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC +% +<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o +<al> yours not, evidently +<al> :D +<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent +dictionary and fails :( +<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy +<davispuh> dict* + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2722 + Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC +% +Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2743 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC +% +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case +I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? +<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep +<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right +<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom +<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale +<bender> bed operator +<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil +<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :) +<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs +<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no + +Translated: + +<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case +I can't do anythind until tomorrow. +<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator? +<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep +<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right +<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English +<abs60923> on a Russian channel +<bender> bed operator +<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked +<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :) +<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs +<abs> bed operator is a strong thought + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2744 + Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC +% +"Talking about Token Ring Networks" + ++misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger + ++theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas + ++theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am +trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something ++majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening ++theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck +on your dick ++theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am + ++theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in +the Jahovas face ++theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have +a good study night + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2745 + Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC +% +<< thi>> hi guys, hi higor +<< thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus +<< thi>> FilterCode="Ehac +<< thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-* +<< thi>> what's the secret to running? +<<@ g0v>> walk fast + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2749 + Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC +% +<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both +ends." + + -- old noobfarm site, quote #2777 + Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC diff --git a/noobfarm2fortune.pl b/noobfarm2fortune.pl new file mode 100755 index 0000000..06e6dc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/noobfarm2fortune.pl @@ -0,0 +1,184 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -CIOESA -w + +# Download quotes from noobfarm.org, format into a fortune file. + +($SELF = $0) =~ s,.*/,,; +$VERSION = "0.9.99"; + +$fortunefile = 'noobfarm'; +$jsonfile = 'noobfarm.json'; +$indent = " " x 30; + +use JSON; +use Getopt::Long; + +sub usage { + print <<EOF; +$SELF [-d] [-n] [-p] [-o dir] + +$SELF v$VERSION by B. Watson (yalhcru\@gmail.com), released +under the WTFPL. Do WTF you like with this. For full license, see +http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/ + +Downloads quotes from noobfarm.org, formats them as a fortune +database. Output is a text file called "noobfarm" and an index called +"noobfarm.dat", created in the current directory (or wherever the -o +option says). + +Options: + -h, --help + This usage message. + -o, --output-dir=DIR + Write the noobfarm and noobfarm.dat files here. This could be + /usr/share/games/fortunes to write directly to the system-wide + fortune database. Default is the current directory. + -d, --download-only + Download the quotes, but do not parse or create a fortune file. + The downloaded file will be saved as "$jsonfile" in the + current directory. This option automatically enables -k/--keep-json. + -n, --no-format + Do not format the output with the fmt(1) command. Default is to use + "fmt -s" to break up long lines in the fortune file. + -p, --process-only + Do not download the quotes. Instead, use the file "$jsonfile" + in the current directory (possibly created by a previous run with + the -d, --download-only option, and possibly edited since then). + This option automatically enables -k/--keep-json. + -k, --keep-json + Do not delete "$jsonfile" before exiting. Normally, without the + -d/--download-only or -p/--process-only options, this gets deleted. + +Notes: + - This script is NOT supported by the owners of noobfarm.org. Do NOT + contact them if you have problems. + - Single-quotes and/or backslashes are silently removed from the + directory name for --output-dir. WONTFIX. Spaces are actually OK :) + - Exit status is generally 0 (success) or non-zero (failure). But + every possible failure mode hasn't been tested, so YMMV. + - I wouldn't run this with elevated privileges, or from something + like a CGI script, if I were you. It hasn't been audited for + security and never will be (use or use not, there is no warranty). +EOF + exit ($_[0] || 0); +} + +# Download all the quotes in one request. As of this writing, it's a +# 1.1MB json file. +# wget warns about wildcards in HTTP (the * in the URL), but changing +# it to an escaped form, %2a, breaks the search (0 results). So let +# it warn. +# We ask for the first billion quotes all at once. I think it'll be +# several eons before there are more than a billion quotes... +sub download { + unlink($jsonfile); + system( + "wget " . + "-O$jsonfile " . + "--header='Accept: application/json' " . + "https://noobfarm.org/search/Approved:T*/1/999999999" + ) && die "wget failed"; # the && is not a typo! non-zero means error. +} + +# Read JSON from a filehandle. Return the entire fortune file as a string, +# ready to use except for breaking up long lines (caller does that). +sub format_quotes { + my $fh = shift; + local $/; + undef $/; + + $input = <$fh>; + # from_json will die() on invalid input. Let it. + my $j = from_json($input); + + for(@{$j->{Quotes}}) { + my $quote = $_->{Quote}; + my $date = $_->{Submitted}; + + # \ are doubled + $quote =~ s,\\\\,\\,g; + + # some (but not all!) newlines are encoded as \\n instead of \n. + # this is a potentially lossy transform: if the user in the quote + # actually said a literal '\n', this will turn it into a newline. + # in practice, this doesn't seem to be a problem. + $quote =~ s,\\\\?n,\n,g; + + # turn \uXXXX hex escapes back into utf8 sequences. + $quote =~ s,\\u([0-9a-fA-F]{4}),chr(hex $1),ge,; + + # dates look like: 2020-10-09T22:38:39.404662072Z + # we only want 2020-10-09. + $date = substr($date, 0, 10); + + $quotes{$_->{ID}} = $quote; + $dates{$_->{ID}} = $date; + } + + for(sort { $a <=> $b } keys %quotes) { + push @output, $quotes{$_} . "\n" . + "$indent-- noobfarm.org, quote #$_, $dates{$_}\n"; + } + + close $fh; + return join "%\n", @output; +} + +# main() + +$help = $dlonly = $process_only = $outdir = 0; + +### Parse options +GetOptions( + 'help' => \$help, + 'download-only' => \$dlonly, + 'output-dir=s' => \$outdir, + 'no-format' => \$no_format, + 'process-only' => \$process_only, + 'keep-json' => \$keep_json, +) || usage(1); + +$keep_json++ if $dlonly | $process_only; + +### Check options +die "--download-only and --process-only can't both be given\n" + if $dlonly && $process_only; +die "Unknown argument(s): @ARGV" if @ARGV; +usage(0) if $help; + +### Create output dir, if needed +if($outdir) { + $outdir =~ s/['\\]//g; + system("mkdir", "-p", $outdir); + exit 1 unless -d $outdir && -w _; + $fortunefile = "$outdir/$fortunefile"; +} + +### Download the JSON file (and exit, if --download-only) +download unless $process_only; +exit 0 if $dlonly; + +### Open input & output filehandles +open($infh, "<", $jsonfile) or die $!; +if($no_format) { + open(OUT, ">", $fortunefile) or die $!; +} else { + # using a shell pipe like this is the reason for not allowing + # single quotes or backslashes in the output dir. I know it's not + # "modern" or "best practice" but it's *so* convenient. + open(OUT, "|fmt -s > '$fortunefile'") or die $!; +} + +### Write output, close filehandles +print OUT format_quotes($infh); +close $infh; +close OUT; + +### Clean up, unless asked not to +if($keep_json) { + print STDERR "Keeping JSON file $jsonfile\n"; +} else { + unlink($jsonfile); +} + +### Create the index fortune needs. Let strfile's exit status be ours. +exec("strfile '$fortunefile'"); |