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+This chatting has been translated from Finnish to English.
+
+<Goblet> let's emulate netbios?
+<Goblet> HEY I'M HERE
+&
+lt;_jv> HEY I'M HERE
+<bLeRp> HEY I'M HERE
+<Luosto> HEY I'M HERE
+<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<Luosto> NICE THAT YOU ARE
+THERE! I'M HERE!
+<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<bLeRp> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<_jv> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+n<Micco> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<sjmSK> HEY WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY?
+<Luosto> I'M HERE! DID ANYONE HAVE NICE SHARES?
+<sjmSK> AT LEA
+ST NOT ME
+<Goblet> AT LEAST NOT ME
+<sjmSK> NOT ME
+<_jv> NOT ME
+<sjmSK> BUT WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY? I'M NOT.
+<bLeRp> MEEEE!
+<G
+oblet> (blerp is a samba box)
+<__pint> HEY I AM HERE!
+<Goblet> NICE THAT YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<__pint> SHOULD WE VOTE WHO WILL THE ONE TO TELL
+ABOUT US TO OTHERS
+ IN ADDITION TO OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HERE?
+<Luosto> "Sami does not like his configuration..."
+<__pint> I VOTE THAT I WI
+LL BE THAT ONE!
+<sjmSK> AND WHO WAS THE TOUGHEST GUY?
+<__pint> I AM!
+<Goblet> IS ANYONE HERE?
+<__pint> I AM!
+<sjmSK> I'M NOT
+<
+holox> ME!
+<__pint> IS ANYONE HERE?
+<__pint> ME!
+<bLeRp> MEEEEE!
+<holox> I'M HERE!
+<sjmSK> WANTY0UME
+<Goblet> NICE THAT
+YOU ARE THERE! I'M HERE!
+<__pint> MEEEE!
+<bLeRp> NO, I AM!
+<__pint> but let's stop before someone will try transferring a file.
+<bLeRp> I'M
+THE MASTER BROWSER OF THE UNIVERSE!
+<Goblet> __pint, luckily :)
+<__pint> NO, MEEEE!
+<Goblet> cool netbios emulation
+<__pint> <blue screen&
+gt;
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1
+ Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:58:34 UTC
+%
+< octan> why do you need 2 gw's
+< Apachez> its like having 2 girlfriends at the same time
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2
+ Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:52 UTC
+%
+From http://secunia.com/advisories/22883/
+Successful exploitation allows execution of arbitrary code, but requires
+Administrator privileges... Um???
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #3
+ Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:32:58 UTC
+%
+< robw810> My time is limited to the point that I can either try to
+constructively help out in Slackware development (unofficially, of course) or
+learn major new things. For now, at least, I choose option #1.
+< john83> how do I purge all my 'session' data?
+< john83> slackware sux
+< robw810> Well, there goes that answer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #4
+ Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:38 UTC
+%
+< tecky-wrk> straterra: i told you last night that was the last time we did it
+w/o any lube
+< straterra> tecky-wrk: I thought maybe you forgot
+< tecky-wrk> straterra: i'm still having to sit on pillows fool
+< straterra> God I hope my boss doesn't see these logs
+< tecky-wrk> packet sniffing ?
+< straterra> Or..public logs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #5
+ Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:08:01 UTC
+%
+-!- Lambda [n=kvirc@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] has joined
+#slackman
+< Lambda> help
+< Lambda> please
+< Lambda> i got pwnt
+< Lambda> my uber ass couldnt sustain the uber ness
+< Lambda> of another jeet motherfucker
+< Lambda> :)
+< Lambda> lmfao
+< Lambda> uber pwnt
+< Lambda> i got uber pwnt
+< Lambda> help e
+< Lambda> help
+< Lambda> please
+< Lambda> oh god
+< Lambda> please help me
+< Lambda> OH MY FUCKNG GOD
+< Lambda> HELP
+< Lambda> PLEASE
+-!- Talib [n=karabah@gt-gw.troyanda-icecream.com] has quit []
+-!- mode/#slackman [+o robw810] by ChanServ
+< Lambda> SUC MY BALLS
+< Lambda> :)
+< Lambda> U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS
+< Lambda> :)
+<@robw810> excuse me?
+< Lambda> SUCK
+< Lambda> MY
+< Lambda> BALLS
+< Lambda> IS THAT CLEARER?
+< Lambda> LMFSAO
+< tewmten> oh lawd is dat sum trolling?
+< Lambda> LMFAO
+< Lambda> SUCK MY BALLS
+< Lambda> UR THE TROL
+< Lambda> ROFL
+< Lambda> U PWNT MOTHERFUCKER
+< Lambda> WANT TO HAVE THIS CHAT OWNED
+< Lambda> ?
+< Lambda> BY ME
+< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
+< theblackbox> lol, how creative
+< Lambda> I WILL CONFISCATE IT
+< Lambda> MOTHERFUCKER
+< Lambda> :)
+< rob0> Lambda: watch out, there's an op here.
+< Lambda> I OWN J00
+< rob0> bye
+< Lambda> LMFAO
+< Larhzu> Never let a "friend" use a computer while you are away.
+< Lambda> I DONT GIVE A FUCK
+< Lambda> ABOUT NO OP
+-!- mode/#slackman [+b *!*@adsl-69-211-221-67.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net] by
+robw810
+-!- Lambda was kicked from #slackman by robw810 [robw810]
+* rob0 pats robw810 on the back :)
+<@robw810> :D
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #6
+ Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:39:44 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Lunch time at hoooters!
+< fluffd> where everyone gets a cheerleader slut
+< robw810> I fail to see the problem... :D
+< fluffd> robw810: sluts usually carry some form of crotch disease
+< robw810> So long as they make regular visits to the dentist, it's okay. ;-)
+< fluffd> buahaha
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #7
+ Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:19:07 UTC
+%
+BACKGROUND INFO: maxine is a bot who can 'learn' and such...
+< Pons> guys, what is wrong with this rule?
+< Pons> iptables -A INPUT -s 0.0.0.0/0 -d 172.25.0.234 --dport 1:1024 -p tcp -j
+DROP
+< Rawplayer> nothing?
+< maxine> i heard nothing was in the wiki except horrible techie garbage ;P
+< maxine> robw810: I forgot nothing
+< Rawplayer> :P
+< robw810> Sounds like my wife...
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #8
+ Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:54:49 UTC
+%
+JoeHill: Is there an alarm bell somewhere that goes off whenever someone dares
+to say
+anything bad about vi and/or emacs? ;-)
+
+Robby Workman: Yours didn't sound? Please submit a work order so that we can
+get someone out to fix it as soon as possible. ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #9
+ Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:21:11 UTC
+%
+<@sadiq> apparently I need to upgrade bermuda to gcc 4.1
+< fred> what's it currently?
+< fred> if it's gcc 3, no.
+<@sadiq> its 4.1
+< fred> if it's 4.0, sure
+< fred> erm...
+<@sadiq> yea.
+<@Polar> :/
+< fred> sorry, you mean you need to upgrade bermudas gcc to 4.1.somethingHigher?
+<@sadiq> well, the package is described as gcc-4.1
+< fred> can I troll debian now?
+< BlueParrot> fred, I'm guessing sadiq has gotn a message moaning that gcc4.1 is
+in fact not gcc4.1
+<@sadiq> yep.
+* sadiq pastebins
+< fred> Debian sucks. Use Slackware.
+* fred thanks sadiq for permission.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #10
+ Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:57:54 UTC
+%
+<@sadiq> there should be a "Debian sucks" syntax highlight on Pastebin.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #11
+ Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:09 UTC
+%
+< fred> Dependency tracking is for nubs.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #12
+ Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:58:14 UTC
+%
+< zspada15> start your wife on slack and expect to not get laid very often :-P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #13
+ Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:19:18 UTC
+%
+<d3ity_> aight im gonna peace out for a bit
+<d3ity_> lube my asshole with some neosporin
+<Dominian> hehe
+<robw810> You'd have to dab some on your ass to catch him
+<Dominian> might as well use bengay
+<Dominian> no pun intended
+<robw810> haha
+<Dominian> hehe
+<Dominian> well maybe a little
+<Straterra> wow
+<Straterra> That joke was lamer than F.D.R's legs
+<robw810> That was wrong
+<Dominian> lol
+<robw810> That was "Helen Keller burns her hands trying to read a waffle iron"
+wrong
+<Straterra> lol
+<Dominian> lol
+<robw810> Wrong like "That noobs brain must be as mushy as Terri Schiavo's"
+<Dominian> lmao
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #14
+ Added: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:23:19 UTC
+%
+< `2StupidDogz> http://rafb.net/paste/results/TFtyc534.html
+< `2StupidDogz> any ideea?
+< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: ok ... /usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h doesn't come
+from a package if it's nowhere in /var/log/packages/ ... sorry ... but something
+that you either installed from source or with a installer must have created
+/usr/local/include/gnu/stubs.h ... I can not help you to remove it cleanly ...
+< `2StupidDogz> pffff.. .so there is nothing i can do?
+< robw810> `2StupidDogz: are you sure you haven't tried to build glibc yourself?
+< `2StupidDogz> i think i tryied..
+< robw810> yeah
+< robw810> WHY?
+< `2StupidDogz> dont know, im a newb... i thought it would help out..
+< feindbild> `2StupidDogz: help out what? ^^
+< robw810> Do you go out and rebuild the ENGINE of your CAR because you think it
+will "help out?"
+< `2StupidDogz> ...
+< robw810> (if you don't know beans about car engines)
+< `2StupidDogz> youre right..
+< `2StupidDogz> how do i copy one dir. to another? cp <dir> <new_dir> ?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #15
+ Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:58:10 UTC
+%
+< man_in_ltop> why do half my panel plugins keep disappearing?
+< robw810> Radioactive decay
+< robw810> The good news is that they'll never be completely gone...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #16
+ Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:00 UTC
+%
+< fragged> meh tell me theres a learning curve to linux
+< hbx> instead of trying to learn linux, just realize there is no linux
+< fragged> lmao
+< straterra> And you will find it is not you that learns Linux..but Linux learns
+you.
+< hbx> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #17
+ Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:19 UTC
+%
+< Zal> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
+< straterra> Depends
+< straterra> x86 or x86_64 ?
+< fadumpt> a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if i
+a woodchuck could chuck wood
+< straterra> no...an x86_64 woodchuck can chuck more wood than an x86 woodchuck,
+but with a larger memory footprint
+< fadumpt> depends on how well the woodchuck was compiled for the wood
+enviroment
+< straterra> Or if its even in an wood environment
+< straterra> What if its in emulation in a "zoo" ?
+< Zal> chzoo -r SanDiego
+< Zal> er, -z :-)
+< mwalling> no, -r
+< fadumpt> of course woodchucks can't chuck wood so first a team would have to
+be setup to write the "chuck_wood" module and compile it in to the woodchuck
+< mwalling> for the woodchuck and all wood chuck offspring
+< straterra> fadumpt: its a theoretical situation, soo
+< straterra> fadumpt: There is a problem though..I'm not sure the woodchuck has
+the appropriate license that would allow you to add a function to it
+< straterra> Gotta ask that one dude that holds the license..uh..what was his
+name..god?
+< rapid> <include <woodchuck.h>
+< mwalling> straterra: i belive wood chucks are under the gwl
+< fadumpt> they'd have to fork woodchuck code into a new project called Chukwood
+and then it would be put under the GPL
+< straterra> Oh, ok then.
+< mwalling> general woodchuck license
+< straterra> What about procreation though?
+< mwalling> Zal: it would be chzoo -R, because you wouldn't want to seperate the
+families
+< straterra> We would have to compile two similar woodchucks
+< Zal> mwalling ok, I'll go with that
+< mwalling> i think the gwl allows for infinite reproduction
+< Zal> what about woodchuck clusters?
+< straterra> I'm not sure if a vanilla woodchuck would be binary compatible with
+a patched woodchuck
+< Zal> gentoo has optimized woodchucks
+< straterra> Yeah..but the gentoo woodchuck has like a bazillion deps to it
+< mwalling> how much wood would a bewolf cluster of woodchucks chuck if a
+ bewolf cluster of woodchucks could chuck wood?
+< straterra> Hmm..what speed backbone?
+< mwalling> see rfc 1149
+< straterra> And I don't think woodchucks have alot of memory
+< phrag> mwalling, rofl
+< straterra> mwalling: yeah...but avian carrier has alot of loss and high
+latencies
+< straterra> Might need something a bit faster
+< fadumpt> someone would come along and make the memory code more efficient
+< straterra> fadumpt: or a dedicated swap space for it
+< fadumpt> some woodchuck hackers will later figure out how to add more memory
+through step by step brain surgery
+< mwalling> as far as trusted networks go, i think that any network that takes a
+shit on your car should not be trusted
+< straterra> mwalling: ROFL
+< fadumpt> ROFL
+< inflex> O_o
+< fadumpt> iunno, squirrel networks are rather useful
+< straterra> Does a woodchuck have any redundancy?
+< straterra> I would HATE to have my woodchuck daemon die on me
+< mwalling> could smell bad
+< fadumpt> only if you mirror 2 woodchucks
+< straterra> That could work
+< straterra> Would have to quickly replace the downed woodchuck though
+< phrag> am i drunk?
+< straterra> phrag: perhaps
+< mwalling> phrag: are we all?
+< fadumpt> yeah, but if you keep a pond of woodchucks nearby, it won't be a
+problem
+* skac pulls out the breath tester.
+< fadumpt> write a script that automatically loads the new woodchuck when one
+goes down
+< mwalling> fadumpt: a pool of wood chucks?
+< skac> phrag: just breath in to this sir.
+< fadumpt> sure
+* phrag burns sais woodchucks in a blazing woodchuck inferno
+< skac> the green light came on, what does that mean?
+< phrag> it means i'm good to go
+< fadumpt> as long as it's not a red let, that means imminent destruction
+< mwalling> boom
+< fadumpt> and then someone comes along and writes Beaver
+< fadumpt> then we're all screwed
+< fadumpt> it'll probably be AnimalSoft though and it'll be closed source
+< fadumpt> lawsuits insue
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #18
+ Added: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:05:30 UTC
+%
+< Motoko-chan> Living in your parent's basement? How stereotypical.
+< debdexter> right
+< debdexter> must be a big fuckin house, cuz my parents live 6 hours away :P
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #19
+ Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:19:59 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I had a dream Microsoft tried to sue me for copyright infringement
+last night
+< straterra> Swear to god
+< JKnife> o.O that must have been a BAD dream
+< straterra> Yeah
+< straterra> And Microsoft was all like "This programs infringes on our
+copyright" and I said "Well, show me the code that I stole from you then" and
+they said "Fine..we will.."
+< JKnife> the windows code came to you in a dream!
+< straterra> I asked for proof again...and was met with a "Fine!! We will!!" but
+they never did
+< straterra> Typical Microsoft vaperware, bleh
+< straterra> Heh..so that is what Linus feels like :/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #20
+ Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:21:55 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Go to hell Abigail
+< Dominian> hehe
+< Dominian> yeah poor abigail was dead last night for a few hours
+< straterra> That's how I like 'em
+< straterra> Eeeeh..shit, I typed that
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #21
+ Added: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:28:51 UTC
+%
+< StratWork> Dominian, we Gentoo users sacrafice a goat..and the almighty Devs
+bring us binaries
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #22
+ Added: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:55:00 UTC
+%
+Over email while at work (ryan == coworker):
+
+dadexter: *cough*whatever*cough*
+ryan: What? Are we at the doctors or something?
+dadexter: *looks around* looks more like a psychiatric ward, if you ask me...
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #23
+ Added: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:39 UTC
+%
+<badagentx> How do I add a loop device to my fstab?
+<dadexter> man mount
+<dadexter> as per gm152
+<robw810> You guys are all about mounting mans today :/
+<dadexter> robw810: you like it
+<robw810> dadexter: not my thing :)
+<dadexter> that's not what you said last night
+<robw810> heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #24
+ Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:21 UTC
+%
+<dadexter> dumbass... I just ran make twice, then thought there was something
+wrong and ran make clean :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #25
+ Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:39:31 UTC
+%
+< dadexter> the guy who came up with /ignore should win some sort of
+Nobel prize
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #26
+ Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:55:48 UTC
+%
+* Alan_Hicks just "fixed" a Windows 2000 Server that's been "broke" and offline
+for six months.
+< Dominian> let me guess.... you put linux on it
+< Dominian> hhe
+<+Alan_Hicks> Nope. The power button was broke.
+<+alienBOB> Haha
+< Dominian> lol
+< Dominian> that's hiliarious
+<+Alan_Hicks> What's really hilarious is the $3k server I sold them to replace
+this machine. :^)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #27
+ Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:32:10 UTC
+%
+< NetEcho> so now to play a 12 hr stint of RC Tycoon lol
+< NetEcho> until I beat every level
+< NetEcho> wish me luck lol
+< Fenix-Dark> silly
+< NetEcho> no crazy lol
+< Fenix-Dark> never played any of the * tycoon series
+< Dominian> They should create a Porn Tycoon
+< Fenix-Dark> lol
+< NetEcho> indeed
+< StratWork> Porn Tycoon?!
+< Dominian> heh
+< StratWork> I'm game
+< StratWork> Get some hot man on man action..uugughghh....
+< StratWork> Errr...man on woman action..
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #28
+ Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:11:08 UTC
+%
+<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that
+my wireless mouse batteries were missing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #29
+ Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:20:49 UTC
+%
+< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore? i was in the cub scouts, do
+you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk
+crap like you were in Nam or something
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #30
+ Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:07 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ];
+then upgradepkg $#; fi }
+< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever
+worked anyhow.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #31
+ Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:19:32 UTC
+%
+<Mithridat> hi all
+<Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820)
+<Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
+<Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
+<Mithridat> can you help me??
+[2 minutes later]
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude
+D820)
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
+<Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me??
+<Mithridat> hey can you see my question?
+* Mithridat has quit ()
+[10 minutes]
+* MithridateS (i=mithrida@85.198.55.209) has joined #slackman
+<MithridateS> hi again
+<MithridateS> are you there?
+* MithridateS has quit ()
+<acidchild> whats the point in doing that...
+<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a
+realistic question.
+<acidchild> heh.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #33
+ Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:15 UTC
+%
+* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade
+<rworkman> NO
+<rworkman> He's not smart enough to hold on.
+* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_
+* rworkman leaves
+* theorem_ runs behind a chair
+* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair
+<dadexter> you're holding the damn thing genius
+* theorem_ drops the grenade
+* mwalling_ runs
+* dadexter ducks
+* mwalling_ nods
+<theorem_> good thing it's just an ugly chick
+<mwalling_> *boom*
+* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone
+* rworkman cheers
+* theorem_ cheers
+<twolf> more beer
+* Half-Left is in a million pieces
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #34
+ Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:47:27 UTC
+%
+From #xfce
+< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install
+new fonts ?
+< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before)
+< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel.
+< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right?
+ :D
+< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman
+< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling
+and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
+< lipstick_> stfu wanker
+< rworkman> See?
+< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #35
+ Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 14:47:00 UTC
+%
+* Dominian compiles Alan_Hicks with warnings
+< Dominian> he works fine most of the time
+< Alan_Hicks> include/hicks/brain.h: warning #warning "Kernel too big to boot on
+most systems."
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hmm...
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: the warning I get it is warning #warning "Kernel is in
+'wishing' state; may be unstable"
+< Alan_Hicks> Ah! You must have an older version of me. Try upgrading to the
+latest release.
+< Dominian> odd...
+< Alan_Hicks> Bare in mind, that the compile takes a very long time and the
+resulting binary is huge.
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: well its full of crap.. is why.
+* Dominian edits out the crap
+< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Ah! Just run "make enima"
+< Dominian> enema
+< _not_3oo3> SPU is broken, too. (Spelling Processor Unit)
+< Alan_Hicks> Sorry, it's enima. My kernel hackers can't spell. :^)
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: make enima causes a system melt down.... and make enema
+literally causes the machine to shit itself.
+< Dominian> hmm maybe my configure options were off or something...
+< Dominian> ./configure --prefix=/usr --without-ego --with-common-sense
+--give-me-a-huge-truck --where-the-hell-are-my-tires --lizella-rocks
+< Dominian> hmmm..
+< Dominian> configure works...
+< Alan_Hicks> That's possible. Did you include the kernel option for
+pre-emption? That always causes problems. The ESP sub-system isn't fully
+supported yet.
+< Dominian> hmmm.. .wait
+< Dominian> its the $ARCH
+< Dominian> export $ARCH=backwoods-hick-compat
+< Dominian> aha.. now make works
+< Dominian> shit.. wait
+< Dominian> nope..
+< Alan_Hicks> You completely forgot --with-chewing-tobacco
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: tried that.. it screwed up the binary...
+< Alan_Hicks> Dominian: Did you also include --with-state=drunk?
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: ah!
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: there we go..
+< Dominian> --build=backwoods-hick-compat
+LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=backwoods-hick-oldschool
+< Dominian> THERE we go
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #36
+ Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:38 UTC
+%
+( Agiofws) i know what i am doing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #37
+ Added: Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:08 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #38
+ Added: Wed, 09 May 2007 00:30:19 UTC
+%
+< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH
+< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #39
+ Added: Sat, 12 May 2007 03:47:12 UTC
+%
+* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next
+thing i do, just to prove you wrong
+< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #40
+ Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:50 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> Shit
+< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry
+* Straterra slams head onto table
+* anavel pass dildo to Straterra
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #41
+ Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:01 UTC
+%
+< fred87> Ubuntu is an african word for "I can't figure out how to configure
+slackware"; Gentoo is a redneck word for "I can't figure out how to configure
+slackwae, but watching shit scroll by on my screen means I'm better than you"
+< Larhzu> So... Debian means that "I like splitting packages more than most
+people can with a blender" and Slackware means that "I have no idea which of 250
+X.org packages I need so I must install them all". O_o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #42
+ Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 19:12:27 UTC
+%
+< linux_stu> is a tickless system fine?
+< nullboy> i use tickless
+< nullboy> on my laptop
+< andarius> tickless ?
+< nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #43
+ Added: Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:12 UTC
+%
+< andarius_> i am installing PBJ
+< mwalling> peanut butter jelly time?
+< mwalling> "its peanut butter jelly time"
+* andarius_ googles
+< andarius_> i really should not watch stuff like that while drinking
+* andarius_ is now afraid of dancing bannanas
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #44
+ Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:30 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night
+< Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #45
+ Added: Sat, 19 May 2007 17:39:48 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom
+< mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty
+< hi> i dont go to the bathroom
+< oldude67> lol
+< oldude67> oh hes full of ____
+< andarius> alien huh ?
+< hi> yes i have no sexual organs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #46
+ Added: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:52:26 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Education classes are worthless (and yes, that's from a career
+educator). Everyone with half a cerebrum gets an A, so long as they jump
+through the hoops and do the busy work. That's just not for me. I've wasted
+hours and hours of my life when I could have been doing something worthwhile.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #47
+ Added: Wed, 23 May 2007 18:11:56 UTC
+%
+< tuxq> I'm at heather's house ... her sister just got home with a carload (or
+3) of friends to go swimming .. it's a nuthouse
+<@alphageek> tuxq: bikinis?
+< tuxq> and since heather is at her internship and both parents are gone i feel
+old and lame. dentonj i refuse to comment... 16~17 year olds ...
+ maybe some 18s
+< tuxq> they're all changing into bikinis... just had one ask if i minded for
+her to change in here... before i could answer, liz came in and said
+ no lol
+< tuxq> wanna see heather and her sister?
+< tuxq> i took pics of heather's lil sister for prom
+< tuxq> im kidding i wouldnt post any pics of her sister
+< tuxq> unfortunate as it might be, the grownup in me is starting to srout
+< tuxq> sprout too
+< rworkman> Yeah, that happens around women in bikinis ;-)
+<@alphageek> lol
+< tuxq> HAH
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #48
+ Added: Thu, 24 May 2007 21:31:40 UTC
+%
+( linux_stu) i can't lock in windows and if i switch users someone will take the
+computer
+( kethry) you can lock the screensaver, linux_stu
+( kethry) even i know that
+( rworkman) PWND
+( BP{k}) HAHAHA
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #49
+ Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:19 UTC
+%
+* BP{k} tries to ponder how Jeremy Clarkson descriped the french again.
+< BP{k}> "Cheese munching surrender monkeys "
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #50
+ Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:24 UTC
+%
+< theblackbox> :( someone's been brute forcing my VPN
+< i_is_cat> i bruteforced your mom
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #51
+ Added: Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:54 UTC
+%
+< VOYAGER> A Very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into WalMart with her
+two
+ kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
+ The WalMart Greeter says "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice
+ children you have there. Are they twins??
+
+ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
+ain't,
+ oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
+they're
+ twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
+
+ "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
+ believe you got laid twice."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #52
+ Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:23 UTC
+%
+<mwalling> _3oo3: as i recall, you got banned from #ubuntu for trolling
+<_3oo3> mwalling: who, me? never. troll? no way man. You must have me
+confused with someone of a similar nick :)
+<thumbs> he got warned here for the same reason, mwalling. Several times,
+too.
+<dadexter> hummm
+theblackbox get's the lynch mob whistle
+<dadexter> problem solved
+heret|c grabs an old cat5 and makes a noose out of it
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #53
+ Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:44 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> cluelessone: and you realize that pkgtools and friends are from God
+Himself?
+< BP{k}> and on the first day god did: installpkg universe-1.0-noarch-1.tgz
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #54
+ Added: Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:59 UTC
+%
+04:36 < dadexter> I have a virgin goat
+04:37 < dadexter> want it?
+04:37 < Straterra> Yes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #55
+ Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:03:20 UTC
+%
+< gar0t0> somebody play poker on linux ?
+< Dominian> nope, but I gamble everytime I boot up Windows.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #56
+ Added: Mon, 28 May 2007 14:07:18 UTC
+%
+< Dylan> Did schroedinger's cat have a name?
+< rworkman> Sometimes.
+< rworkman> But everytime somebody asked...
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #57
+ Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:42:56 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: there are jdk packages available in Slackware /extra.
+ Of course, you could always do that the hard way too. Hell, while
+ you're at it, go ahead and rebuild the entire distro.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah i need to understand how to install java for myself for sure
+< WallRat007> There's a legitimate agrument to be made here. In the current age
+of Core Duos and such, it seems silly to run binaries
+ pre-compiled for a 386.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah
+< rworkman> Well, *maybe* for large stuff like X, KDE, OOo, but only *maybe*
+< rworkman> They're compiled to run on 486 (not 386) with 686 optimizations, for
+the record. For Java, it's a binary repackaging anyway, so
+ there's absolutely no point in doing it yourself.
+< WallRat007> Well, you've got a point there. :)
+< Soul_keeper> yeah but it's a self extracting binary designed to be extracted
+where you want it installed, no need to make a package outta that
+< rworkman> I mean, if one is curious about where things (should) go and wants
+to learn that, then sure, just look at Pat's build script for it,
+ then install the package. Result is the same.
+< Soul_keeper> yeah i never trust where people put things, like to do it myself
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: ah, but there *is* a good reason to package it. Have
+fun removing it when you decide to upgrade.
+< Soul_keeper> i guess, i rather just rm -rf it tho
+< Soul_keeper> works better than rmpkg or whatever
+< rworkman> You obviously missed the point.
+< Soul_keeper> you ever try to feed a pet stone ?
+< Soul_keeper> that's pretty much where your going with this
+< Soul_keeper> you got your way i'm just not eating it
+< rworkman> Yeah, I noticed.
+< rworkman> You can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned
+into.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #58
+ Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:04 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/ <-- openoffice.org 2.2.0
+< Soul_keeper> rworkman, yeah but it's no good if i don't have the
+prerequisites installed also
+< Soul_keeper> i need certain perl modules and now apparently libpam
+< Soul_keeper> anyone know where to find the libpam homepage ? freshmeat and
+google are playing dumb
+< rworkman> Soul_keeper: Surely you're not trying to build OOo from source??
+< Soul_keeper> rworkman, of course
+< Soul_keeper> trying to do it within the hour as well ...
+< rworkman> Heh
+< Soul_keeper> ok got it
+< rworkman> Go ahead and give up. It will be easier on you to admit failure
+now.
+< Soul_keeper> rworkman, lol
+< rworkman> I'm serious.
+< Soul_keeper> nah i've compiled openoffice before
+< rworkman> Last I checked, OOo was about 230 MB of *compressed* source. You're
+looking at a 10-12 hour build on a *fast* P4 (and that's at a
+ minimum)
+< Soul_keeper> probably 3hrs
+< Soul_keeper> it seems to think my java version is too old, even tho i
+installed the latest last week ...
+< Soul_keeper> libjli.so => not found
+< Soul_keeper> java is broken i guess
+< Soul_keeper> good thing i'm doing things the hard way else i wouldn't have
+noticed
+< WallRat007> That's why I insist on doing things the hard way, too. :)
+< rworkman> You have the jre or jdk installed?
+< Soul_keeper> jre
+< rworkman> That's why I suggest the easy way. It cuts down on bad bug reports
+of things being "broken" from people who don't know any better.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #59
+ Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 12:44:56 UTC
+%
+< _3oo3> mwalling_: are you asking me or thrice`?
+< mwalling_> yes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #60
+ Added: Tue, 29 May 2007 21:26:46 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> I would rather rip my fucking ball out with a toothpick and a spork
+--- time passes ---
+< fred87> erm... wait a second...
+< fred87> "ball", singular?
+< fred87> not "balls"?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #61
+ Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 03:38:49 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> Chuck Norris wishes that Chuck Norris could be a Woodchuck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #62
+ Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:51 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> actually in all fairness.
+< BP{k}> I think they need to be raped with a frozen cluebanana
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #63
+ Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:40:57 UTC
+%
+>> BlackSun-Irish (i=BlackSun@ACCEAA25.ipt.aol.com) has joined #slackman
+( BlackSun-Irish) Hi people;)
+( BlackSun-Irish) :) cool Channel for Slackware fans .:)
+( BlackSun-Irish) Unforunality Now I'm using Winboze in my home coz , The
+computer is not mine
+( theblackbox) this is for the Marvel/DC comic books of the same name, please
+try ##slackware
+( dadexter) the one about the slacker superhero that never does anything?
+( BlackSun-Irish) :))) amm sorry then
+( theblackbox) you got ep #8 yet dadexter ?
+( dadexter) too lazy
+( theblackbox) lol
+( BlackSun-Irish) Actually will be interesting for me to join here again ;)
+* dadexter is a true slackman fan
+( BlackSun-Irish) now bye!
+( BP{k}) theblackbox: its already out then?
+( theblackbox) in b&w... gonna get round to colouring it in in a few weeks
+( dadexter) sweet, can't wait
+<< BlackSun-Irish parts #slackman
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #64
+ Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 14:55:32 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> That makes about as much sense as two dykes using dildo's...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #65
+ Added: Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:48 UTC
+%
+< anavel> yes sex :o
+* Dominian has no use for it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #66
+ Added: Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:12 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> Dude..my girlfriend's friend's brother is gay..
+< Straterra> and I was messing with him last night..heh..it was funny
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #67
+ Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:51 UTC
+%
+< kethry> in the process of slug hunting.. i've um..
+< kethry> stumbled across quite a few worms having sex
+< kethry> and interrupted them
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #68
+ Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:05:58 UTC
+%
+< Old_Fogie> besides, they say if your angry you live longer.
+< rworkman> AHA
+< rworkman> That's why married people live longer.
+< BP{k}> lol
+< rworkman> :D
+< Old_Fogie> Well...let's call a spade a spade shall we. If it were not for
+sex, women would be the most hunted species on the planet :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #69
+ Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:06:10 UTC
+%
+This one's from fortune, but it's worthy IMHO:
+
+A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
+the president one of the latest talking computers.
+Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll
+give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?"
+Computer: 186,000 miles per second.
+Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?"
+Computer: George Washington.
+President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my
+father?"
+Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia.
+President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!"
+Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a
+twelve pound bass.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #70
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:35 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> I swear some people that come in this channel must have run
+butt-naked through the dumb-ass forest and hit every branch.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #71
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:41 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> I'll be wearing my ball in a fanny pack..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #72
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:54:45 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> god i am a fuck nut
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #73
+ Added: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:58:59 UTC
+%
+* Straterra licks Chuckbot
+< Straterra> Mmm...
+< Straterra> Tastes like..kernel panic
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #74
+ Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:38:55 UTC
+%
+Phone conversation with customer...
+----------------------------------------------------
+customer: $APPNAME doesn't work
+me: whats the error?
+customer: i dont know. i closed it.
+me: can you reproduce it?
+customer: $APPNAME was unable to locate $EXTERNALCOMPONENT.
+me: did you install $EXTERNALCOMPONENT?
+customer: i didn't know i had to
+me: it was mentioned in the README file
+customer: wheres that?
+me: it was displayed at the end of the installer
+customer: oh. i usually just close those things
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #75
+ Added: Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:43:53 UTC
+%
+01:25 < miss_miranda> Hi
+01:25 < miss_miranda> how do you ignore users
+01:25 < miss_miranda> on pidgin
+01:26 -!- ehc [n=x@wall.pacinfo.com] has joined #pidgin
+01:27 -!- preksh1 [n=prekshu@203.78.217.176] has joined #pidgin
+01:28 -!- miss_miranda [n=real96@wikipedia/real96] has left #pidgin []
+
+Like that :-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #76
+ Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:22 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> I'd do him
+< Straterra> Or Brad Pitt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #77
+ Added: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:07:23 UTC
+%
+< andarius> you know you want him anyways
+< mwalling_> oh *that* brad pitt quote
+< mwalling_> no, i have no idea
+< Straterra> Brad Pitt?
+< andarius> there is more than one ?
+< Straterra> Hell yeah
+< Straterra> I would be on that like THAT
+< mwalling_> ppl say i look like matt daemon
+< Straterra> I'd do him too
+< Straterra> Damon
+< Straterra> you nerd
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #78
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:22 UTC
+%
+< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can
+decrypt the readme has found the light
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #79
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:30 UTC
+%
+< NetEcho_> man this is painful
+< Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again?
+< Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #80
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:35 UTC
+%
+< andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs
+< Straterra> so does whats-his-face
+< Straterra> Brad pitt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #81
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:41 UTC
+%
+< qudama> is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz?
+< rworkman> qudama: mv
+< nullboy> lol
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #82
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:12:48 UTC
+%
+< anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ?
+< Dominian> anavel: sure
+< Dominian> which reminds me..
+* Dominian slaps anavel
+* fred87 slaps anavel
+* mwalling slaps anavel
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #83
+ Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:28:55 UTC
+%
+< oneforall> seen
+<@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_...
+< mwalling> seen oneforall's brain
+<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain,
+mwalling?
+< rworkman> HAHA
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #84
+ Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:58 UTC
+%
+< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them
+off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB
+< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the
+backyard
+< nemith> still unemployed eh?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #85
+ Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:44:31 UTC
+%
+< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance
+exams are too hard
+< rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #86
+ Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:41:19 UTC
+%
+< dentonj> what's up?
+< orlan> my 22"<g>
+< tuxq> sick bastard
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #87
+ Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:02:49 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves
+< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough
+entrances for 4 people.. :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #88
+ Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:01 UTC
+%
+< Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals
+< Half-Left> In fact even more so
+< nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #89
+ Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:03:09 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Am I the only one to ever masturbate to Slashdot?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #90
+ Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:32 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> heret|c: he's straterra
+< heret|c> thats like african for metrosexual right ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #91
+ Added: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:54:37 UTC
+%
+< Bassist> Anybody try out SW 12 RC1?
+< khelban> you have 11 i presume
+< Bassist> khelban: I had 11
+< Bassist> Until I had this freak accident I had which involved my hard drive
+and lightning
+< Bassist> Installed Ubuntu out of frustration
+< rworkman> Did the lightning hit *you* or the computer?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #92
+ Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:48 UTC
+%
+( oldude67) got to remember that one...no linuxpackages...
+( qartis) oldude67: echo "127.0.0.1 linuxpackages.net" >> /etc/hosts
+( qartis) oldude67: then you're safe
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #93
+ Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:16:57 UTC
+%
+< oneforall> viagra > /dev/null
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #94
+ Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:12:46 UTC
+%
+* fred87 loves vista :|
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #95
+ Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:12 UTC
+%
+< fred87>
+/root/,/\/policy/y|/root/,/\/policy/s#user="root"#group="network"#|/network/,/\/policy/pu|wq
+< fred87> please to be rewriting in sed :)
+< BP{k}> fred87: please to be supplyink virgins .. so I will be able to sed
+this, da?
+< Straterra> I'm a virgin
+< fred87> there ya go.
+< BP{k}> s/virgins/female\ virgins/g
+< Straterra> BAH
+< Straterra> :/
+< fred87> BP{k}: bah, just give Straterra a sex change.
+* BP{k} sighs
+< BP{k}> s/female\ virgins/genetic\ female\ virgins/g ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #96
+ Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:48 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> ...but the overwhelming issue is that Totem is usually a frontend for
+starting bug-buddy to report crash bugs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #97
+ Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:44:56 UTC
+%
+From the alt.os.linux.slackware fortune mod:
+
+Those Slackware users are weird-
+I don't mean weird in the "they are not like us" kind of weird,
+but in the "Welcome to the cult" kind of weird.
+Its almost scary...
+ -- Faux_Pseudo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #98
+ Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:10 UTC
+%
+( kexman) (gparted:19975): Gtk-WARNING **: cannot open display: again
+( kexman) this is from sudo gparted
+( old_dude67) try making the terminal larger..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #99
+ Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:45:19 UTC
+%
+My Boss: OK. If only GOD knew VB
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #100
+ Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:31 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> skillz needed for IRIX ... level6 necromancer ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #101
+ Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:08 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> wow.. an Exchange Server that talks TLS
+< Dominian> impressive
+< Straterra> I speak 56k
+< Straterra> DoooooooKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #102
+ Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:30:27 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> yay, time to get nude and all wet
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #103
+ Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:51 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> Straterra: wanna help me in an experiment?
+< Straterra> Um...does it involve a gerbil..and my ass?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #104
+ Added: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:55 UTC
+%
+< fred87> heheh the scottish guy in the pub here on the phone; "there's
+thousands of bloody retards with laptops in the pub, running linux!"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #105
+ Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:07:54 UTC
+%
+< TheNetuser> You can't hack me!
+< TheNetuser> I have an OpenBSD firewall!
+< TheNetuser> I installed it myself by following the directions.
+< Straterra> you cant hack me!
+< Straterra> i have one ball!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #106
+ Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:03 UTC
+%
+< ananke> gat-man : this isn't a channel dedicated to ice cream flavors. you are
+expected to know some basics before talking about how our ice cream truck works
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #107
+ Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:30 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> For $DEITY's sake, Slackware 12.0 released and we're talking about
+children and alcohol.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #108
+ Added: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:31:37 UTC
+%
+< Shingoshi> I didn't understand you. Now I do.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #109
+ Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:22 UTC
+%
+< Peikko> I think samba will eventually cause me to lose my grip on reality.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #110
+ Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:31 UTC
+%
+06:03 -!- fede [n=fede@211.24.254.21] has joined #hal
+06:05 -!- fede changed the topic of #hal to: Hardware Abstraction Layer Channel
+06:05 < fede> anyone there who might answer a few questions about HAL?
+06:17 < rworkman> fede: WTF are you doing changing the topic?
+06:20 < fede> did you read the previous topic?
+06:20 < rworkman> What was it?
+06:21 < fede> Topic for #hal is: <davidz> HAL is a bad name | <davidz>
+BunchOfHacksToHideLinuxKernelStuffKit might be a better name
+06:21 < fede> * Topic for #hal set by davidz at Fri Feb 23 01:38:28 2007
+06:21 < rworkman> Yeah, DavidZ is one of the HAL devs.
+06:21 < fede> so the one I placed sound better
+06:21 < rworkman> Now, I ask again, what the fsck do you think you're doing?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #111
+ Added: Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:11:44 UTC
+%
+21:26 < Straterra> I'm sure I can find one around here
+21:27 < macavity> dont forget to kick the disc across the floor before
+unleashing paranoia on it :P
+< BP{k}> Straterra: use your "100,000 porn sounds CD" ;)
+< Straterra> I'm not scratching that
+< Straterra> Are you fucking nuts?
+< macavity> lol
+< BP{k}> Straterra: uhm yes ..
+< BP{k}> or in your case "nut" ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #112
+ Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:59:38 UTC
+%
+< straterra> atleast im not at a supercool kde convention!
+< fred87> straterra: agreed.
+< fred87> then it would no longer be supercool.
+< straterra> sure it would...i would bring some chloroform..
+< straterra> and we could have our way with the hot devs
+< fred87> you're aware that we're > 90% male, right?
+< straterra> and install gnome on their laptops...muahaha..when they wake
+up....wwuah
+< straterra> fred...duh!
+< straterra> fred...i was counting on there being alot of big...strong...kde man
+devs
+< fred87> :|
+< fred87> there's two gay ones.
+< straterra> thats no fun
+< straterra> gotta get the straight ones..
+< fred87> what, you only want the non-consial types, or is it just a matter of
+consensual sex being an uncomfortable new thing for you?
+< straterra> well..
+< straterra> the nonconsentual...is kinda fun
+< straterra> you put them in bed with a mexican..
+< straterra> and alot of beer bottles
+< straterra> and put gnome on their laptops
+< straterra> setup a webcam....and wait
+< straterra> 'how fucked up did i get?!'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #113
+ Added: Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:48:08 UTC
+%
+< Schroeder> ok, what's the deal with putting Apache 2 in Slack 12?
+< Schroeder> whose bright idea was that?
+< Schroeder> this may be enough to keep me from upgrading
+< BP{k}> Schroeder: uhm I think it was Patrick Volkerdings idea
+< Schroeder> what an idiot
+
+[freenode] -!- Schroeder [i=1000@unaffiliated/unclejimbob]
+[freenode] -!- ircname : Schroeder the Piano Guy
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #114
+ Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:05:00 UTC
+%
+< kexman> do you guys know any good scp gui client ?
+< kexman> mc doesnt handle it well when i want to give it some port that is not
+22 :(
+< rworkman> xterm(1)
+< kexman> hmm
+< kexman> how would i use that ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #115
+ Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:23 UTC
+%
+< gbonvehim> sometimes the programmer assumes you know stuff like permissions
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #116
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:46 UTC
+%
+<+elohim> from what I've heard other people yap about, /usr is for OS installed
+software. but I have not actually looked over FHS because I don't really believe
+it's relevant.
+<+elohim> you can put shit wherever you want, as long as your system is set up
+properly it will work. I don't need some ruler weilding nun sitting around
+waiting to smack my nuckles because I put a game in /games instead of /usr/games
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #117
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:05 UTC
+%
+< WhoNeedszzz> what is emacs for?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #118
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:14:08 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> hehe, you mean SBo actually has QA?
+<+BP{k}> mwalling_: yeah thats why we reject all of yours ;P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #119
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:20 UTC
+%
+From #mailscanner on freenode:
+
+< suprsonic> salsa, I can't seem to get the port to install, did you have issues
+installing the perl module for clamav?
+< salsa> suprsonic: wish i knew
+< Dominian> salsa is a bot
+< suprsonic> rofl
+< suprsonic> classic
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #120
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:47 UTC
+%
+< whythehell> POSTgresql, because it will send you the results by first
+ class royal mail?
+< Faux> Or, if you use the join keyword /anywhere/, citylink.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #121
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:23:26 UTC
+%
+< Soul_keeper> it's still running slack 10
+< fred87> with security updates?
+< Soul_keeper> i don't need security updates
+< Soul_keeper> linux was plenty secure 10yrs ago
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #122
+ Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:50 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Mmm...I love being fingered...
+< CheeseWorx> alright
+< straterra> HARDER!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #123
+ Added: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:50:44 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> StevenR: Really have to pee found!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #124
+ Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:04:46 UTC
+%
+< kethry> fred87: nah i kinda like the fetishes-collection
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #125
+ Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:46 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> fuck you all :P
+< kethry> no lovey that's later
+< BP{k}> w00t
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #126
+ Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:02:52 UTC
+%
+< actualmind> that law thing is really complicated
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #127
+ Added: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:00:47 UTC
+%
+< Skumby> brb, bluescreening my PC on demand
+< Skumby> Also, fuck you, Creative
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #128
+ Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:06:09 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> start by sticking it in
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #129
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:04 UTC
+%
+< Silver> Just insert death threats as comments into your code.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #130
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:08 UTC
+%
+* fred fails to parse the parse exception given by the parser trying to
+ parse his parser
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #131
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:15 UTC
+%
+< andarius> bug tracking, why is it i hear of apps with really cool names but
+have no use what so ever for them ..
+< mwalling_> why? you don't make bugs?
+< andarius> nope
+< andarius> i am bug free :)
+< Straterra> I have herpes
+< andarius> tmi man
+< Straterra> lol
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #132
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:30:44 UTC
+%
+* Straterra orders plane tickets and a pair of bolt cutters
+< fred87> ...
+* fred87 wonders why?
+< fred87> I don't like the sound of that combination :S
+< fred87> It's like buying a pack of KY-Jelly and a single wire coathanger.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #133
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:53 UTC
+%
+< boricua> how can i kill a network connection made to my machine
+< XGizzmo> unplug your network cable
+< mwalling_> boricua: an individual connection or your entire interface?
+< boricua> mwalling, tcp 0 0 192.168.1.100:58612
+204.11.244.21:6667 ESTABLISHED
+< XGizzmo> lol
+< mwalling_> boricua: /quit
+< XGizzmo> thats your irc connection
+< XGizzmo> LMAO
+< boricua> duh me :-) i forgot
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #134
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:11:11 UTC
+%
+< kethry> Straterra: if you visit.. i'll treat you to a donner
+< Straterra> Um
+< Straterra> No offense..
+< Straterra> But..
+< Straterra> Do you HAVE to?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #135
+ Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:45 UTC
+%
+< shrimpbong> maybe my computer is a piece of shit and im a moron.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #136
+ Added: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:47 UTC
+%
+( snL20) palestino: right click the slit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #137
+ Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:14:51 UTC
+%
+< macavity> fred: as in, you are not the guys who had problems with
+ rt2500 just before, right?
+< BP{k}> macavity: it was until fred showed up with fred, and fred here
+ thought it was better that he had fred, instead of fred or fred,
+ so there is no confusion about which fred fred is, so we can
+ stop fretting about fred :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #138
+ Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:27 UTC
+%
+-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has joined #pidgin
+< Zoiks> hey guys
+< Zoiks> just wondering when 2.1 is coming out
+< johang> Zoiks: thursday possibly
+-!- Zoiks [n=matt@203.12.49.93] has left #pidgin []
+< elb> great, now he'll be back on thursday
+< Err> that's better than him coming back tomorrow
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #139
+ Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:06:30 UTC
+%
+From #freenode
+< starshine> kicks, bans, ban-forwards, ban % (quietmode) are the call of a
+channel op
+< starshine> these and chatting with a troublemaker to convince them to be
+calmer are considered normal tools of management
+< chris_punches> wellll...that's the problem....someone used some chanserv
+access to ban me from my own channel after spamming my topic all morning
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #140
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:40 UTC
+%
+< Straterra> so i can visualize my jealousy?
+< tecky> yes
+< Straterra> ok
+< tecky> visualize and recognise :)
+< Straterra> you know...your side of the bed..its still open...if you ever wanna
+come back...
+* jpipkin blinks.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #141
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:50 UTC
+%
+< scorche> chris_punches: klines arent really *requested*
+< chris_punches> that's fine, but I really think something _should_ be done
+about it; obviously that's
+ at your discretion
+< chris_punches> i have logs of the attack if you guys need them
+< starshine> chris_punches: there are many things staff try to do before
+applying global sanctions like k-lines
+Schroeder> it's hardly something for the Freenode staff to get involved in
+< Alan_Hicks> "attack"... To quote..... "You keep using that word. I do not
+think it means what you
+ think it means."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #142
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:10 UTC
+%
+< oneforall> whois oneforall
+<@alphageek> loser
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #143
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:16 UTC
+%
+A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
+BMW drives up in a cloud of dust.
+
+The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and
+YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how
+many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
+
+The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
+grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?"
+
+The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It to
+his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a
+GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he
+then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the Area in an ultra high
+resolution photo.
+
+The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and Exports it to
+an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, He receives an
+email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed And the data stored.
+
+He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet
+with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this Data via an email on
+his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints
+out a full colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet
+printer and finally turns to the Shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586
+sheep."
+
+"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd.
+
+He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the
+young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
+
+Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
+your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"
+
+The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: "Okay, why not?"
+
+"You're a consultant." says the shepherd.
+
+"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
+
+"No guessing required", answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though
+nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
+question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business... Now give me
+back my dog.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #144
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:31:37 UTC
+%
+From #freenode:
+< chris_punches> starshine: that's kind of what happened....i had an op lose his
+mind, and im concerned he might continue; im more or less being preventative
+< chris_punches> actually, ban evasion would be through proxy abuse in most
+situations; if he evades the ban I'll certainly contact you guys.
+< Schroeder> chris_punches: why would you contact them?
+< Schroeder> if he evades a ban in YOUR CHANNEL, then it is YOUR PROBLEM
+< Schroeder> Freenode staff only are concerned with NETWORK-WIDE problems
+< Schroeder> which this is not, and won't be
+< Schroeder> and if you're "concerned he might continue", then don't ever give
+him ops again
+< Schroeder> I mean, seriously
+< chris_punches> Schroeder: if it's ban evasion, he's using it to commit an IP
+crime on freenode
+ servers. It's in the policies. Schroeder I understand
+that you're acquainted with
+ the abuser but I don't think this is your issue.
+Schroeder> chris_punches: oh, bull fucking shit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #145
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:32 UTC
+%
+From #freenode:
+< rob0> Personally, I don't understand what ##slacknewbs is supposed to be.
+What's the point in a
+ channel for "n00b" questions without anyone to answer them?
+< Alan_Hicks> Ok ok ok.... can I say this in #freenode without getting
+reprimanded?
+< mwalling_> usually bp{k} or i would answer or redirect into ##slackware
+< rob0> Anyway, I'm done here, sorry for the noise #freenode :)
+< Alan_Hicks> rob0: He was just cloning the old #mandrake channel. ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #146
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:50 UTC
+%
+< neil-> Agiofws, I'm selling a machine that produces hot women on demand,
+cleans the house, and washes the dishes, and fits in your pocke
+< BP{k}> nullboy: :)
+< neil-> It also gives great blow-jobs
+< neil-> $150 and its yours..
+< neil-> Wanna paypal me the funds now?
+< Agiofws> neil-, for 150 bucks ?
+< neil-> yeah
+< Agiofws> you accept paypal ?
+< neil-> yeah
+< Agiofws> ok send me you account i need one desperately
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #147
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:28:59 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> I upgraded openssl and sshd and forgot about openVPN and *bang* my
+butt was offlint. Heh
+< Zalamander> "*bang* my butt" -- Dagmar
+< Dagmar> Hey now not fair. Quoting *entirely* out of context
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #148
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:24 UTC
+%
+In ##otaku:
+<+fred> Okay... on /one/ computer I'm watching an anime that's currently
+ focussing on suicide.
+<+fred> On the other, I'm watching you talk about installing solaris.
+<+Ketche> Good times.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #149
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:29:41 UTC
+%
+< oldude67> Agiofws, you been drinking chris_punches water???
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #150
+ Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:00 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> don't say that
+< Straterra> Wy?
+< mwalling_> makes you sound retardrd
+< Straterra> why?^
+< Straterra> No no no
+< Straterra> It's really cool
+< mwalling_> no
+< mwalling_> its retarderd
+< Straterra> You know what?
+< Straterra> I think...you have anger issues :P
+< Straterra> I'm gonna go call an oper
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #151
+ Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:12:11 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> lol, i'm such a geek. I just added a "changelog.txt" to document
+changes I've made to this file :)
+< mwalling_> umm
+< mwalling_> i put a svn repos on a machine in the backroom and pushed
+tortoiseSVN to all of the clients
+< mwalling_> i win :P
+< thrice`> lol
+< thrice`> yeah
+< thrice`> ;)
+< heret|c> umm
+< heret|c> i went to the main office part of the plant last night for a survey,
+blonde woman hands me my paperwork i take it and walk out and stop at an open
+door and peer in. guy i work with walks buy, i point into the open room at a
+network rack and say "nice rack".. he looks back at the woman in the other room
+and says.. yeah i noticed.
+< heret|c> i win.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #152
+ Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:20:07 UTC
+%
+< jpipkin> I wrote some shell scripts...
+< jpipkin> I've almost entirely replaced one of the morons in our company with a
+set of shell scripts, actually.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #153
+ Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:25 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> andarius: not a lot more .. but I can save you a wee bit of trouble :)
+< andarius> if you are driven that would be cool. in return i will do my best to
+assist you if you ever need it with builds. or with anything else really :)
+< andarius> and thanks a bunch
+< Straterra> How about..
+< Straterra> Goat porn?
+< BP{k}> I prefer sheep
+* andarius prefers well shaven beavers :)
+< BP{k}> *facepalm* well we can all guess where that will end up
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #154
+ Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:45 UTC
+%
+( XGizzmo) you know you have been up to late when your daily corn jobs start
+(+rworkman) XGizzmo: you get a daily corn job??
+(+rworkman) Damn.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #155
+ Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:55 UTC
+%
+chris_punches: Erno: no, puerto rico is why she's burnt. I think you forgot
+about your shoe-spoon crusade
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #156
+ Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:00 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> Swaret; slaptget;linuxpackages.net. The dark side of the Source are
+they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a install. If once you start down
+the dark path, forever will it consume your boxen, borken them it will.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #157
+ Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:15 UTC
+%
+< chris_punches> seriously though it's 'bout time i read some docs
+< scorchsaber> chris_punches: ... :(
+< fred> true.
+< thrice`> we know
+< mwalling> yep
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #158
+ Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:27:31 UTC
+%
+( Alan_Hicks) TCP and UDP work very similarly. You can think of UDP as the
+retarded cousin of TCP.
+( amrit) "durrrr.. i can send data!!!11"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #159
+ Added: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:25:44 UTC
+%
+( chris_punches) i dont have fits
+( scorchsaber) it's constant?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #160
+ Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:48 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> i'm gay
+< mwalling_> screw you thrice`
+< thrice`> =]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #161
+ Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:32:52 UTC
+%
+<NetEcho> god I wish natural selection was a faster process
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #162
+ Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:54:44 UTC
+%
+( chris_punches) <-- idiot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #163
+ Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:19:13 UTC
+%
+< piciste> I think the problem is with loading kernel not LILO
+< ananke> piciste : and what do you think loads the kernel?
+< ananke> kernel fairies?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #164
+ Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:43:06 UTC
+%
+< muraii> Cow.
+< oneforall> jumped over the moon
+< muraii> Yay for cow.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #165
+ Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:58:59 UTC
+%
+< Zalamander> yum, wet panties
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #166
+ Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:04 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> Compiling X because an automated setup tool won't generate a working
+configuration file is NOT a sane response.
+< Dagmar> That's like trying to fit the library of congress in your mouth
+because you don't like the taste of cupcakes.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #167
+ Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:59:15 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> straterra: If I were going to OD, I'd want to OD on masturbation
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #168
+ Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:25:45 UTC
+%
+< andarius> come on BP{k}, you know you want some
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #169
+ Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:04 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> i'll take some ass
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #170
+ Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:59:07 UTC
+%
+< muhkuh> there _must_ be a chance to get a graphical output on this system
+< dadexter> honestly, there's a better chance that we'll see a pig jumping out
+of oneforall's butt
+< dadexter> you'll probably have to stick to the command line
+< muhkuh> so i will wait for it ;)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #171
+ Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:01:45 UTC
+%
+< rk4n3> pirating Vista seems kinda like stealing Hitler's dirty underwear -
+you're never going to get away with it, and what the heck you want it for,
+anyway ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #172
+ Added: Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> you twisted bartards
+* sladegen throws a tard into bar... it falls, stands up after a moment, dusts
+itself off and asks for a drink.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #173
+ Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:31:06 UTC
+%
+< chris_punches> GYAH! Why do you people keep EDUCATING ME.
+< chris_punches> <-- was better off stupid
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #174
+ Added: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:59:04 UTC
+%
+< rob0> WWJD? JWRTFM.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #175
+ Added: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:00:37 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> nullboy: i reassigned my nipple to scroll
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #176
+ Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:36 UTC
+%
+( fred) okay... i just read "man modprobe" as "mod_manprobe"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #177
+ Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:07:45 UTC
+%
+< NetEcho> Oh btw thrice` I sent the sperm bank to collect my donation from your
+mom
+< NetEcho> she cleaned me right out :P
+< thrice`> yeah, they couldn't find any because you couldn't get it up, they
+said
+< NetEcho> ouch backfire
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #178
+ Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:52:02 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman probably should start going to the Dallas LUG meetings, seeing
+as it's a few blocks from his apt
+< rob0> ntlug?
+< nullboy> the closest LUG to me claims Linux is a version of Unix....
+< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: The closest LUG to me claims that Ubuntu is a version of
+Linux.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #179
+ Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:31:05 UTC
+%
+* andarius makes the pussy earn its screen time
+* BP{k} wonders why andarius is playing with his pussy
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #180
+ Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:29:31 UTC
+%
+< kethry> i'm going to resist making any reply to that. or it'll wind up on
+noobfarm.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #181
+ Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:49:01 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> thrice`: dude you can piss off if you can't be civil
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #182
+ Added: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:08:03 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Must...buy...giant butt plug...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #183
+ Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:52:37 UTC
+%
+<andarius> they let chicks in the marines now ?
+<mwalling> andarius: they were going to let me in... so i would say yes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #184
+ Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:55:35 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> ArmOrAttAk: Please don't breed.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #185
+ Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:57:36 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some
+duct tape
+< Dagmar> So now it can suck properly?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #186
+ Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:27 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything
+from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk
+< Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful
+examination
+* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy
+< Dagmar> C'mon
+< Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers
+< Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #187
+ Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:26:44 UTC
+%
+PeterS: why does linux blow?
+dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #188
+ Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:19 UTC
+%
+< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works.
+< rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount.
+< AbortRetryFail> ;)
+< rworkman> ;p
+< andarius> man mount
+< rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #189
+ Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:51:29 UTC
+%
+* NetEcho slaps everyone
+-!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
+<@rworkman> Excuse me?
+-!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman
+< rworkman> ;-)
+* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P
+* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass.
+< rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it.
+< NetEcho> nooooooooo
+< NetEcho> how will I hear music now?
+< rworkman> Fart.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #190
+ Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:51:10 UTC
+%
+< chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #191
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:17 UTC
+%
+Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware
+again
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks
+-!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned]
+< nullboy> the force has been balanced.
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@58.60.*] by Alan_Hicks
+< CaptObviousman> school's starting back up
+< CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear
+< rk4n3> CaptObviousman: yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #192
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:07:36 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> that was at 8:58am
+< Dominian> mwalling_: give it time
+* mwalling_ is impotent
+< mwalling_> er
+< mwalling_> impatient
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #193
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:16:25 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement
+< Dominian> straterra: I use it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #194
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:41 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you
+< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice...
+< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #195
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:25:50 UTC
+%
+< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by
+now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is
+not as intelligent as I give her credit
+< mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom?
+< mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason
+< StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run!
+< BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;)
+< rworkman> Flossing what?
+< BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P
+* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra
+* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet
+< acidchild> :D
+< rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right?
+< acidchild> oh gross.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #196
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:14 UTC
+%
+02:51 -!- DiGitalX [n=DiGi7alX@217.69.178.16] has quit ["DELETE FROM Windows
+ WHERE ProgramName = 'mIRC';"]
+02:51 < fred> bah
+02:51 < fred> lies.
+02:51 < ^Jenn> haha
+02:51 < fred> "DROP TABLE Windows;"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #197
+ Added: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:02:31 UTC
+%
+* fred shines goatse into the sky
+< straterra> ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #198
+ Added: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:48 UTC
+%
+< RudyValencia> Is there a generic term for the type of show American
+ Idol is?
+< fred> "Trash"?
+< Lux01> I'd say it but afaik this is a no swearing channel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #199
+ Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:04:57 UTC
+%
+< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715
+ MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio]
+ [Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;
+
+Note: pay attention to the last item.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #200
+ Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:01:37 UTC
+%
+< fred> do it harder baby!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #201
+ Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:43 UTC
+%
+< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst
+< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that
+< fred> something's slower than catalyst?
+< Tim> Hah.
+< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it.
+<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #202
+ Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:20:54 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #203
+ Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:00 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> Some quick work with esdrec piped over ssh to esdplay, and you can
+grab a mic and say "STOP MASTURBATING" out the remote speakers
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #204
+ Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:10:10 UTC
+%
+< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to
+ joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester
+ my day is always worse! ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #205
+ Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:47 UTC
+%
+< scorchsaber> fixed, huh?
+< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say?
+< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu?
+< ricky> Laughing at it :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #206
+ Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:53 UTC
+%
+11:13 -!- heret|c_toilet [n=heretic@75-104-220-123.cust.wildblue.net] has joined
+##woodchucks
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #207
+ Added: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 UTC
+%
+< FFighter> I can't type the "/" in the console, it just beeps and nothing is
+written
+< FFighter> Does anyone know what could be wrong
+< rg3> FFighter: congratulations, you've got the Fucking Weird Problem of the
+Week :D
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #208
+ Added: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:58:09 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to
+your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating pussy. There is no
+substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #209
+ Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:32:26 UTC
+%
+11:33 -!- Daverocks [n=me@unaffiliated/daverocks] has quit ["find / -name
+*yourbase* -exec chown us:us {} \;"]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #210
+ Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:32:51 UTC
+%
+13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something?
+13:03 < straterra> When it works
+13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...?
+13:05 < straterra> Ok
+13:05 < straterra> I lied
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #211
+ Added: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:17:01 UTC
+%
+< fred> I don't mind FF overly much, as I have 3GB of RAM.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #212
+ Added: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:14:30 UTC
+%
+< kethry> mmmmmm faggots and mash for tea :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #213
+ Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:19 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> faggots and bash .. food for the geek ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #214
+ Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:23 UTC
+%
+< kethry> he's determined to educate me.. he's dragging the DVD of top gun out
+< straterra> OH YEAH
+< straterra> Kick ass movie
+< straterra> And Tom Cruise is hot
+< straterra> Even if he is short..and weird
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #215
+ Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:39:31 UTC
+%
+<thrice`> damn, I can't get this to come out
+<mwalling_> thrice`: pull harder
+<BP{k}> thrice`: we told you to use lube :P
+<thrice`> she's 21, I shouldn't have to !
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #216
+ Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:21:58 UTC
+%
+< raela> I like how cdparanoia looks.. hrm, maybe that's what's wrong with my
+computer.. it's paranoid
+< Alan_Hicks> If I was your computer I'd be scared too.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #217
+ Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:27:15 UTC
+%
+< CygnusX1> test
+< nullboy> CygnusX1: can't see you, disconnect and rejoin, might help
+< CygnusX1> roger that
+-!- CygnusX1 [n=CygnusX1@c-69-245-162-6.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [Client
+Quit]
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #218
+ Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:17 UTC
+%
+DieRatte - which is why I like gay men
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #219
+ Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:01:23 UTC
+%
+< memunkey> I should learn how to call myself an idiot in Klingon
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #220
+ Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:02:41 UTC
+%
+< kethry> its only hard if you make it hard.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #221
+ Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:03:19 UTC
+%
+< AbortRetryFail> yeaaaah windows is a bit picky about who what and where it
+lives.
+< AbortRetryFail> it's like the snobby lady with the 6 obnoxious kids who moves
+in the apartment across the hall from a rock band.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #222
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:16 UTC
+%
+< Agiofws> rworkman, buts its only 1/2 a pkg manager
+< rworkman> Agiofws: wrong.
+< Agiofws> it does not doanload and install doe it from a main reposiry right ?
+< rworkman> Look, a package manager does exactly what it's name implies -- it
+manages packages. It's not a dependency manager.
+< Agiofws> it does not download and install from a main repository right ?
+< rworkman> Agiofws: No, it does not. In other news, cows don't shit on power
+lines.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #223
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:39 UTC
+%
+( Agiofws) but i went through hell to get it up
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #224
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:55:42 UTC
+%
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, what do you want?
+< _HAKERA_> to snif password and so
+< _HAKERA_> in our network
+< _HAKERA_> :)
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, ahh, there is your problem
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, you need Gentoo to sniff
+< _HAKERA_> yes! my problem :)
+< fred> DieRatte: :D
+< DieRatte> _HAKERA_, its way better for that task than slackware
+< Danet> DieRatte: nice pass :)
+< armata> lol
+< _HAKERA_> ok ok
+< _HAKERA_> i go...
+< _HAKERA_> bye
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #225
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:30 UTC
+%
+< fred> _HAKERA_: Actually, just GAFC about encryption and encrypted protocols.
+< _HAKERA_> is it sniffer?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #226
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:37 UTC
+%
+< rob0> in.identd is safe, and you never know, it might help you. I always
+enable it.
+< mighty-d> rob0: so ill keep it, but how can i use it?
+< Dagmar> mighty-d: It's kinda like using a wall. It's just there.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #227
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:04 UTC
+%
+< mmeeks> btimothy: seriously, the solution for a window sizing
+ bug is not to throw away the entire system and buy a Mac ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #228
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:45:10 UTC
+%
+< fred> curz0r: short version: chris joins ::: someone else "What do I do?" :::
+chris "google." ::: everyone "chris: you're an idiot" ::: chris demonstrates
+this more ::: chris gets kickbanned
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #229
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:47 UTC
+%
+[re chris_punches]
+< rob0> I'm not going to be nice to him if he pops into any channels
+ where I am. I won't be rude, but I will be direct.
+< straterra> I'll be rude
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #230
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:49 UTC
+%
+< visof_> bradmw i downloaded all files "
+ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/i386"
+< lt_kije> visof_: stop
+< lt_kije> you don't understand what you're doing
+< lt_kije> and you're wasting our time
+< lt_kije> your options are:
+< lt_kije> 1) buy a CD set
+< lt_kije> 2) read the FAQ, man pages and whatever else you stumble across for a
+while and then come back
+< lt_kije> you're out of free questions here
+< lt_kije> do some work on your own
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #231
+ Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:53 UTC
+%
+* nullboy bends over GOGOGOG
+< rworkman> straterra: ping
+-!- nullboy was kicked from ##slackware by nachox [nachox]
+< rworkman> Well, damn. I was hoping straterra would get to him first.
+< straterra> rworkman: pong
+< rworkman> Too late.
+< straterra> eh?
+< rworkman> 19:13 * nullboy bends over
+< straterra> Oh
+< rworkman> straterra: ^^
+< straterra> ...
+< rworkman> ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #232
+ Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:57:31 UTC
+%
+< mulletron> can someone comment on compatibility of apache and lgpl
+ please
+<@lamby> /* on compatibility of apache and lgpl please */
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #233
+ Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:31:25 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> too bad my upload is like a soggy dialup connection to a trojanized
+windows 98 machine
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #235
+ Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:41 UTC
+%
+< blabaxx> anyone seen swaret ?
+< fred> Well, it ran away a few years back. It's not came back since. I
+ think it's scared of the shotgun.
+< nullboy> blabaxx: i saw it and i missed with my first shot but got it
+ with my second
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #236
+ Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:01:04 UTC
+%
+< chris_punches> shit. I'm the asshat. I hate that. I was so sure
+ there wasn't one.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #237
+ Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:26:32 UTC
+%
+* slackuser_ctba is gone.. autoaway after 15 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)]
+< BP{k}> slackuser_ctba: we dont give a shit. please be turnink that off.
+* CaptObviousman frowns at slackuser, why the hell do people feel the need to
+announce that crap?
+* slackmagic stabs slackuser_ctba
+-!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
+< nullboy> i sense a distrubance
+* mwalling_ feels a chill
+< CaptObviousman> FINISH HIM!
+< slackmagic> YOU CAN DO IT!!
+* DieRatte hears drums beating in the distance
+-!- slackmagic was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Please turn off your
+auto-away message when you rejoin.]
+< DieRatte> lol
+< nullboy> lmao
+< mwalling_> LOL
+< mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: you missed
+< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: wrong person :| it was slackuser_ctba that had his autoaway
+on.
+< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: check your sights
+< nullboy> lol
+-!- slackmagic [i=soldier@unaffiliated/slackmagic] has joined ##slackware
+< Alan_Hicks> Damn that TAB completion!
+< CaptObviousman> I believe that's what we call a "fumble"
+< BP{k}> TabCompletion: 1 Alan_Hicks: 0 ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #238
+ Added: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:01:46 UTC
+%
+<mwalling> chris_punches: if you are following this conversation, remember that
+since their line voltage is twice ours, their current draw is half. so a 5A
+cable is 10A, or about the size of a standard 2 prong extension coard with the
+three outlets at the end
+
+<chris_punches> well that's enough to microwave your dinner
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #239
+ Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:09:45 UTC
+%
+( straterra) i am the first person to have 75 different incurrable std's
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #241
+ Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:44:07 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> i be strokin!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #242
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:18 UTC
+%
+ * Alan_Hicks listens to Merle Haggard - Rambling Fever on his brand-spanking
+new iPod thanks to the great work member of #gtkpod did.
+< heret|c> lol...
+< witz> ^_^
+< heret|c> merle haggard on an ipod is like... george bush riding a skateboard
+XD
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #243
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:40 UTC
+%
+* PeanutHorst gets his bondage gear out, shoves FauxFaux onto the
+ ground, and flogs FauxFaux senseless with a leather whip
+< Dave2> hot.
+< FauxFaux> How much do I owe you?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #244
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:58:55 UTC
+%
+heret|c - wanna know why 1 in 3 americans are overweight ? i see first hand
+why..
+heret|c - plant i work for puts out 1.6 trillion square inches of printed ready
+to fill potato chip bags every year
+Xilon - lol
+heret|c - thats 80% of what frito-lay uses for the U.S.
+Xilon - I think McDonalds et al. ate the main perpetrators
+DigitalCrypto - because all the fatz belongs to U.S.
+Gekkko[PDA - lol
+Gekkko[PDA - all your fat are belong to US
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #245
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:02:14 UTC
+%
+<@alphageek> it's official.. clean is good
+< Alan_Hicks> dirty is better
+* mwalling_ wonders if Alan_Hicks has similar sexual prefrences as straterra
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #246
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:54:39 UTC
+%
+* chris_punches remembers that time he thought he was going to read all the
+RFC's
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #247
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:02:33 UTC
+%
+* chris_punches adds his first kline
+<chris_punches> lol
+<chris_punches> s/k/z
+<fred> error: missing terminator
+<straterra> lol
+<chris_punches> error: he said he'll be back
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #248
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:42:15 UTC
+%
+<zf-daily> hi, for some reason, my box's date has been reset back to 2002. wtf?
+i didn't even do anything, why did this happen? so now my next questions. what
+is the best way to set current today's date with CentOS?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #249
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:09 UTC
+%
+<rickroo> whats that realy long command to check and change if firewall is on or
+not on linux?
+<amphi> rickroo: I have no idea what you mean - iptables -L perhaps
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #250
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:13 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> you haven't lived until you go out in 50 degree water and take a huge
+piss in your suit. now that is heaven
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #251
+ Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:17:20 UTC
+%
+< amrit|wrk> did you know the sky is blue?
+< marcos_barbosa> is not blue, but...
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #252
+ Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:38 UTC
+%
+-!- p1ls [n=root@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
+##slackware
+< PanzerMKZ> welcome back
+< p1ls> Here I Am xD
+< mwalling> p1ls: bye bye
+< p1ls> Why?
+< PanzerMKZ> later
+< p1ls> o shit
+-!- p1ls was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [Arr! I tole ye t' get ye a
+first mate!]
+< sally> that was priceless
+< kitche> hmm wonder if he just figured out why he got kicked before he did
+-!- p1ls [n=fmz@adsl-68-72-120-64.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net] has joined
+##slackware
+< p1ls> Sorry, i forgot ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #253
+ Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:17:56 UTC
+%
+< chris_punches> nooper: funny you should ask about geeksquad...lolzers...I may
+get the job at bestbuy
+* mwalling adds this to the reasons he shops at circuit city
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #254
+ Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:03:32 UTC
+%
+ImAway_workaroun (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware.
+<CaptObviousman> oh good god
+<ImAway_workaroun> Now when I switch nicks it won't kick me.
+<CaptObviousman> DON'T SWITCH NICKS JUST TO SHOW YOU'RE AWAY
+* rk4n3 sighs
+Nick change: ImAway_workaroun -> RightNowIAmAway
+RightNowIAmAway kicked from ##slackware by slackboy: banned:please turn off your
+auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this channel
+<Dagmar> lol
+<CaptObviousman> good christ this is irritating
+<DieRatte> He must share some genes with lemmings
+<Alan_Hicks> Arrr, I'll handle him!
+errrr (n=untl@cpe-74-75-89-122.maine.res.rr.com) joined ##slackware.
+<CaptObviousman> and chris_punches
+<Dagmar> It's like watching a drunk try to take off both shoes at the same time
+while standing upright
+Nick change: rk4n3 -> IAmNotAnIdiot
+<IAmNotAnIdiot> now noone will think Im dumb :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #255
+ Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:14:45 UTC
+%
+andarius: arrr lass, whatcha be havin under them coveralls :)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #256
+ Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:31:49 UTC
+%
+* leetwanker has joined #linuxhelp
+<leetwanker> this isn't a linux question but this is the only place i could
+think to find smart people ;) Is there any way to view the data/commands that
+a usb device is sending?
+<leetwanker> i'm trying to do this on windows
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #257
+ Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:47 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> bah... are their any good trouble shooting charts for dell lappys?
+firehouse has one that won't turn on, wants me to try and fix it before
+considering it junk.
+< Dagmar> Search the outside of the chassis carefully... Do you see a sticker
+that says "Dell"?
+< Dagmar> If the answer is "yes", then it's junk.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #258
+ Added: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:29:22 UTC
+%
+< DieRatte> getting dresses is usually a good idea
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #259
+ Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:42 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman is well and truly bored
+* CaptObviousman sticks a clown nose and hat on nullboy
+* nullboy dances \o\|o|/o/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #260
+ Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:15:49 UTC
+%
+<winbond> does freenode have different servers or only one?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #261
+ Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:52:10 UTC
+%
+( straterra) But its so small it takes a long time to get to it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #262
+ Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:59:21 UTC
+%
+< JamieT> Dagmar 2.6.20.BT-PwnSauce-NOSMP is the kenrnel
+< Dagmar> Oh, then you're not *our* problem
+< Dagmar> You have fun getting Mr. PwnSauce to make a package that doesn't suck.
+< Dagmar> The rules for this are very simple.
+< Dagmar> Anyone using leetspeek or "pwn" in their package text has to fix their
+own stuff
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #263
+ Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:20 UTC
+%
+< stafai> what is it that's executed on login?
+< stafai> .profile?
+< straterra> autoexec.bat
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #264
+ Added: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:17 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> thats more famous then... oprah or .. tom cruise.... .or tom cruise
+electricuting oprah
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #265
+ Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:51 UTC
+%
+* memunkey is only offended that women who use IRC usually weigh somewhere
+between what I do and what my car does.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #266
+ Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:17 UTC
+%
+13:46 <Systat> ok lets talk abotu this then
+13:46 <Systat> Why do yuo IRC through a BNC every time
+13:46 <ThomasY> Fine
+13:46 <Systat> Why do you say your on a cell phone
+13:46 <Systat> yet never disconnect
+13:47 <ThomasY> Because I IRC from multiple locations
+13:47 <ThomasY> From work, from home, from my cell
+13:47 <Systat> so
+13:47 <ThomasY> So?
+13:47 <Systat> your name would still disconnect
+13:47 <ThomasY> No I wouldn't
+13:47 <Systat> when you change from one device to another
+13:47 <ThomasY> My shell runs irssi + screen
+13:47 <Systat> Which type BNC do you run
+13:47 <ThomasY> I SSH in and screen in
+13:47 <ThomasY> It's not a BNc
+13:47 <Systat> so you SSH into your shell
+13:47 <ThomasY> Yes
+13:47 <Systat> from a Cell phone
+13:47 <Systat> LMFAO
+13:47 <ThomasY> Yup
+13:47 <Systat> fucking idiot
+13:48 <ThomasY> Want me to SSH to a server of your choosing from it?
+13:48 <ThomasY> I have a Treo Palm 700p
+13:48 <ThomasY> Running pssh as an SSH client
+13:48 <Systat> wait a sec
+13:48 <Systat> your not using a cell phone then
+13:48 <Systat> its a PDA
+13:48 <ThomasY> It's a smart phone
+13:48 <ThomasY> It is a phone + a PDA
+13:48 <Systat> because beth was under the impression you were using a blackberry
+13:48 <Systat> because thats what you told her
+13:48 <ThomasY> It's not a blackberry
+13:48 <ThomasY> It's a palm
+13:48 <ThomasY> I may have said it was LIKE a blackberry
+13:49 <ThomasY> I will show you on CAM the device if you wish
+13:49 <Systat> no
+13:49 <Systat> the last thing I want to do is see your ugly ass on cam
+13:49 <ThomasY> It's sitting right here
+13:49 <Systat> So
+13:49 <Systat> explain to me
+13:49 <Systat> How your shit never disconnects
+13:49 <Systat> when you change from device to device
+13:49 <Systat> I only know one way
+13:49 <ThomasY> Because I am using IRSSI + SCREEN
+13:49 <ThomasY> Are you familiar with screen?
+13:49 <Systat> yes
+13:49 <Systat> and when you kill your ssh client
+13:50 <ThomasY> I SSH in and bind to the screen session
+13:50 <Systat> it kills the pid
+13:50 <ThomasY> I don't kill the client
+13:50 <Systat> so the process dies
+13:50 <ThomasY> The client stays running
+13:50 <Systat> hence your client is killed
+13:50 <Systat> No
+13:50 <ThomasY> I merely desconnect scree nsessions
+13:50 <Systat> I am a certified Linux Admin
+13:50 <Systat> I know how it works
+13:50 <ThomasY> Do you want me to white paper it for you?
+13:50 <Systat> if you are in a server through SSH on IRC
+13:50 <ThomasY> I will
+13:50 <Systat> and you disconnect your SSH session
+13:50 <Systat> Your IRC client Dies
+13:50 <ThomasY> I'll white paper it
+13:50 <Systat> because its not a background process
+13:50 <ThomasY> It is with screen
+13:50 <Systat> your not making sense
+13:51 <ThomasY> Yes, I am..I'll draw it for you
+13:51 <Systat> no thanks
+13:51 <Systat> goodbye
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #267
+ Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:23 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> i need a new job
+< straterra> hmmm
+< straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site..
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #268
+ Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:28 UTC
+%
+Said to Alan_Hicks:
+< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack
+book
+< vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #269
+ Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:18:47 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #270
+ Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:48 UTC
+%
+<naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine?
+<amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #271
+ Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:26:14 UTC
+%
+<Mathman> argh. these people are killing me.
+<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly.
+ and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly
+<Mathman> I set up the damn account!
+<Mathman> it was always beverly. nothing has changed. god damn
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #273
+ Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:24 UTC
+%
+<macka> ello
+<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory.
+ Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all
+circumstances:
+<macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc
+<macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #274
+ Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:48:43 UTC
+%
+< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont
+mind
+< straterra> heh
+< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31
+< straterra> err
+< straterra> T1
+< andarius> oooh, straterra is weet
+< straterra> magical syn packets
+< andarius> weet = way super leet
+< andarius> is that anything like a magic packet for WOL ?
+< andarius> :P
+< straterra> kinda
+< straterra> only...
+< straterra> this is a 'sleep/die over lan' packet
+< andarius> sweet
+< andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ?
+< straterra> no
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #275
+ Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:42:54 UTC
+%
+< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably
+thinking it's for masturbation
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #276
+ Added: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:17:55 UTC
+%
+<BadHorsie> anybody heard of a .gurus file that works as a sudo?
+<_sho_> no
+<_sho_> what is it
+<BadHorsie> looks like an ascii text filled with lines of usernames able to
+perform operations as root, i.e. "user1# SU csh" to spawn a cshell as root
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #277
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:32 UTC
+%
+* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined
+#linuxhelp
+<kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #278
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:39 UTC
+%
+<angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #279
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:44 UTC
+%
+< DieRatte> dont do that to me. Im already twice on noobfarm. One time, telling
+everybody its good to bus dresses, the other one, that I like gay man. Its just
+an accident. I didnt drink enough coffee
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #280
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:02 UTC
+%
+<DieRatte> what are you trying to do, starsong ?
+<starsong> DieRatte: we all want an automated package managment system right ?
+thats why we are questioned for huh ?
+<rob0> No. ??
+<starsong> DieRatte: well, i would like to solve that in a 21 century fashion
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #281
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:05 UTC
+%
+<_sho_> worlds dumbest question
+<_sho_> how to sgid something
+<_sho_> im having brain failure :|
+<sayotte> chmod g+s <blah>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #282
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> quickly
+< mwalling_> getting ready to head hoe
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #283
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:25 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> what's STL?
+< fred> nullboy: Go learn C++ :)
+< nullboy> haha
+< drijen> nullboy, :(
+< Buggaboo> it's like std, but harder to get.
+< Buggaboo> and no sex.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #284
+ Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC
+%
+* chris_punches feels like an idiot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #285
+ Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:19:07 UTC
+%
+<Sm00> when I do ps -ef, where is ps getting the command line arguements from? I
+looked in the /proc but I don't see any files with the command line arguements
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #286
+ Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:41 UTC
+%
+<nebooek> suffering from name server disease here.
+<nebooek> anybody home
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #287
+ Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 UTC
+%
+< Rusty1> hooray for backports
+< Peikko> Do you mean other than drop-bottom underwear?
+< Rusty1> been out in the sun awhile, Peikko ?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #288
+ Added: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:18:19 UTC
+%
+< dguitar> Dropline is pretty easy to get installed on Slackware...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #289
+ Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:13:50 UTC
+%
+< macavity> a hore is a hore and not a whore, tight?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #290
+ Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:12:55 UTC
+%
+< straterra> note to self..if girlfriend wants you to pluck ball hair..tell her
+to go to hell
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #291
+ Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:40:25 UTC
+%
+< dentonj> anyone install Slackware on an encrypted volume
+< alienBOB> Me
+< dentonj> did you follow the README_CRYPT.TXT?
+< alienBOB> Yes. In fact I wrote it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #292
+ Added: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:09:57 UTC
+%
+<NetEcho> god I need a girl
+<straterra> Dude
+<straterra> I have the next best thing..
+<straterra> My..right hand
+<drijen> beat me to it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #293
+ Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:48:24 UTC
+%
+< vegab4> i have upgraded my kernel from 2.6.16.29 to 2.6.22.9.Now there
+ is a problem.I cannot see my Virtual Terminals unless i set
+ vga=normal.How can i correct it?
+< vegab4> please help me.
+<@fred> set vga=normal.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #294
+ Added: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:00:34 UTC
+%
+<snowdonke1> dieratte: What command should I use to ping the router? I checked
+the ethernet cable, everything secure. There are 3 other comps on the network
+that can connect to Internet alright.
+<DieRatte> snowdonke1, Id use "ping"
+<fred> snowdonke1: How about 'ping' ?
+<drijen> psstt, i think it might be "ping"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #295
+ Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:40 UTC
+%
+< macavity> i can haz boobs?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #296
+ Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:43 UTC
+%
+< Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time?
+< Zeldafan500> ms-dos
+< Zeldafan500> C:\Documents and Settings\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com
+< Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net.
+< Zeldafan500> lolhacked
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #297
+ Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:40:57 UTC
+%
+< andarius> anyone with work in their nick is special :)
+-!- CaptObviousman is now known as CaptObviouswork
+< FriedBob> Special in what way though?
+-!- mwalling is now known as mworking
+< FriedBob> Special in the "My mommy says I'm special" sense?
+< rworkman> shit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #298
+ Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:10:12 UTC
+%
+<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new
+mail but I can't remember how to check it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #299
+ Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:07 UTC
+%
+<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #300
+ Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:59:13 UTC
+%
+< jodih2> hello
+< jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question
+< rob0> nice intro :)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #301
+ Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:22:55 UTC
+%
+* Old_Fogie wonder's if he is the only one on the internet with cream on his
+desk for true "medicinal purposes".
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #302
+ Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:33 UTC
+%
+<rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #303
+ Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:22:22 UTC
+%
+From #cardinal:
+< rob0> happy boss
+< rworkman> Your knees hurt?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #304
+ Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:23:05 UTC
+%
+< sally> y'all are awful
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #305
+ Added: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:33 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> ho man, I just came across the dumbest thing I"ve ever read on
+the web
+< Alan_Hicks> http://www.linuxpackages.net ?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #306
+ Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:04 UTC
+%
+<smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #307
+ Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:43:05 UTC
+%
+< macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there
+< drijen> down boy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #308
+ Added: Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:26:56 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale
+< drijen> 15?
+< drijen> dude hes skinny
+< drijen> they would break him
+< twolf> or his wife would
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #309
+ Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:08:36 UTC
+%
+<DieRatte> Did I already mention the answer some dude gave me at uni when I
+asked him which OS he would prefer, windows or Linux? (yeah I know, flamebait)
+He said its the same anyway since windows has a unix kernel since NT
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #310
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:16 UTC
+%
+<psicobra> is it worth getting slapt-get or you guys reckon stick to manual
+installs?
+<mwalling_> eeek!!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #311
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:17:30 UTC
+%
+< Peikko> I think WalMart is past its prime.
+< Rusty1> Lines are too long
+< Rusty1> saw a lady go into labor in one the other day
+< Rusty1> she wasn't pregnant when she got in line
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #312
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:52:58 UTC
+%
+* lamby casts Lvl. 5 RAID. Your parity data becomes distributed.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #313
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:53:05 UTC
+%
+(10:32:59 PM) wescotte: vi is for people into bondage
+(10:33:08 PM) rworkman: Tie me up, baby.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #314
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:51 UTC
+%
+<xtor_> Is there any way to install the 32 bit skype app on a 64 bit linux
+system?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #315
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:56:58 UTC
+%
+<Dominian> Hostname: Leave.
+<Dominian> Hostname: Do NOT discuss warez in this channel.
+<Hostname> Dominian, f**k
+<Dominian> Hostname: You have to finish that off with a "you" if you plan to
+insult me correctly.
+<Hostname> Dominian, Kobold.
+<Dominian> Hostname: Wow. Impressive. Say something I don't understand to make
+you self feel so high and mighty.. nice.
+<Hostname> Dominian, kraut
+<Dominian> Hostname: You really suck at insults.. just so you know.
+<Dominian> and apparently at picking nicks for IRC as well.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #316
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:57:29 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Dominian: watch slackadelic...I had a dream!
+< Dominian> uhh what?
+< straterra> I had a dream I got rooted...and I called you to warn you cause
+they were trying to hit slackadelic too
+< straterra> And..you said..you werent concerned :(
+< Dominian> lol
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #317
+ Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:07 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> you know dreams are usually not literal
+< straterra> I was skeered :/
+< heret|c> maybe you being rooted was you getting buttsecks, and you
+ called Dominian to brag about it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #318
+ Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:02:50 UTC
+%
+<nullboy> if i can touch the keyboard, i can really screw things up
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #319
+ Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:59:53 UTC
+%
+< gremzoid> if i had titties i'd never leave the house
+< drijen> psh
+< drijen> first thing i wuold buy
+< drijen> a vibrator
+< drijen> and then not leaev
+< drijen> for a month.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #320
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:35:02 UTC
+%
+< andarius> tea bagging them would be nice
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #321
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:12:39 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> I don't do pm's
+< drijen> i have boobs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #322
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:15:39 UTC
+%
+straterra hides the waffles
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #323
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:00 UTC
+%
+RagingBull: RagingBull, that's right....ty..been a while since I have used this
+nullboy: RagingBull: you're talking to yourself man
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #324
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:16:09 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> drijen: yeah, it's not like there's some weird libdropline.so
+ that's been force-linked into everything or something
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #325
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 UTC
+%
+<heretic> you give me a girl just old enough to drink, about 5'3, 110 pounds ,
+and a ghetto booty, i'm all over it.
+<rk4n3> heretic: wow, you're quite a catch - bet you meet lots of parents ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #326
+ Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:17 UTC
+%
+drijen - heretic, whats stupid - outside of work, those bean
+ counters would laugh
+drijen - but in work
+heretic - yeah
+drijen - "omg hes a terroist, hes talking abuot BOOBIES.
+drijen - here for the logs:
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - BOOBIES
+drijen - and chocolate.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #327
+ Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:22:35 UTC
+%
+< use1> how can I input the @ character while being in X?
+< use1> or in a GTK app
+< Alan_Hicks> WTF?
+< gremzoid> @
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #328
+ Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:43 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Wow - fixed it or just drove it with dents?
+< mwalling> yes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #329
+ Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:37:01 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> who knows japanese?
+< thrice`> people in japan
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #330
+ Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:26:39 UTC
+%
+< BCoppens> njaard: personally, I think I'll be calling KDE4.1 'KDE4 SP
+ 1', in good MS tradition of releasing crap first, and making
+ it work afterwards ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #332
+ Added: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:54:05 UTC
+%
+<singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small
+problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of
+my cpu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #333
+ Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:39:43 UTC
+%
+<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes
+to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #334
+ Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:41:43 UTC
+%
+< dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel. How do I invite
+ people to it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #335
+ Added: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:42:24 UTC
+%
+( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #336
+ Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:12:05 UTC
+%
+< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is
+their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to
+fill down time while their systems are updating
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #337
+ Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:02:11 UTC
+%
+<patbam> hi, when i attach an external usb drive i get "attached scsi disk
+sdb", and it shows up in the device manager (ubuntu). but i can't figure out how
+to access the contents
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #338
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:31:55 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> no, you can't "unget" herpes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #339
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:01 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date
+< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and
+cathectic and I end up hearing about them
+< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough
+time getting work done as it is
+< andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :)
+< mwalling> HA
+< mwalling> weekling
+* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so
+< Dominian> I have 10 open right now
+< Dominian> I had 13 at one time..
+< mwalling> 15
+* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest
+< Dominian> haha
+< mwalling> heh
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #340
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:59 UTC
+%
+<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable
+kernel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #341
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:40 UTC
+%
+In #cardinal
+< rob0> i h8 xp
+< sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe)
+< rob0> ohhhhhhhh no
+< rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate
+< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last
+weekend
+< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #342
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:46 UTC
+%
+< fred> 1) Find a baseball bat
+< fred> 2) Sodomise yourself
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #343
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:57:51 UTC
+%
+< juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ???
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #344
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:39:38 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Everybody notice the new CURRENT.WARNING?
+http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/CURRENT.WARNING :-)
+< mwalling> rworkman: of course not... we're already firing up slapt-get :)
+< rworkman> HAHA
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #345
+ Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:46:51 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> dont forget there was about 6 months testing behind the scene
+ where they ironed the kinks out the glibc/lootchain upgrade
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #346
+ Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:47:00 UTC
+%
+<overclucker> what's a good disk usage analyzer?
+<overclucker> i'd like to try locating the bloat
+<jahshua> top
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #347
+ Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:24 UTC
+%
+< XGizzmo> well p4d is 32 bit
+< XGizzmo> with em64t
+< heret|c> the 2 cores together make it 64 bit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #348
+ Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:34:53 UTC
+%
+<person132> Everyone knows the quality of software is directly proportional to
+the level of eye candy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #349
+ Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 UTC
+%
++// DON\'T DELETE THIS COMMENT - PHP 5.2.4 IS A CRACKWHORE AND WON\'T WORK
+WITHOUT IT
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #350
+ Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:46:50 UTC
+%
+< ravih1> CAN U LIST SOME USEFUL DICTINARIES FOR LINUX?
+< nalioth> ravih1: can you turn off your caps lock?
+< ravih1> I AM USING UBUNTU
+< ravih1> sorry
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #353
+ Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:55:50 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> well i screwed myself then
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #354
+ Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:11:38 UTC
+%
+< chris_punches> When I was at MIT studying how to code my own bsd in
+ assembly...
+
+[snipped]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #355
+ Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:20 UTC
+%
+<chris_punches> you at work today?
+<chris_punches> bah you\'re always at work
+<mwalling_> yep
+<chris_punches> have fun hehe
+<mwalling_> but yes, i am in the office
+<chris_punches> bastard. im so jealous
+<mwalling_> whatever
+<chris_punches> not whatever....i work at McDonald\'s. no joke.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #356
+ Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:53:56 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> oneforall: you\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you
+think icecream is too much work? :/
+< rworkman> Wow.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #357
+ Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:20 UTC
+%
+<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\'t weird. you\'re just used to ubuntu doing what
+ever it wants while you sit there and watch
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #358
+ Added: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:26:27 UTC
+%
+<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the
+other two hides.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #359
+ Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:06 UTC
+%
+< macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower
+< andarius> your ass has been mounted ?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #360
+ Added: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:19:07 UTC
+%
+< BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #361
+ Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:19:13 UTC
+%
+< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2
+trailer
+< fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling
+< andarius> lol
+< fred> not one mention of the gameplay
+< fred> or that it\'s infact a game
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #362
+ Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:49 UTC
+%
+<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the
+application. so how can user > real?
+<newpers> when using \'time\'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #363
+ Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:13:50 UTC
+%
+<cpeek> i will not be coming here anymore because of ill treatment
+<sekhmet> cpeek: Yet here you are!
+<cpeek> earlier i was booted from the session for posting an error message i was
+asked to post
+<sekhmet> cpeek: Quit whining. You were told to pastebin, not paste.
+<sekhmet> Also read the section entitled \"On Not Reacting Like A Loser\" from
+http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#not_losing
+<cpeek> i can get help elsewhere from kinder people
+* cpeek has quit (Client Quit)
+* sekhmet thanks cpeek for the info
+* cpeek has joined #linuxhelp
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #364
+ Added: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:14:21 UTC
+%
+< andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection
+< andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #365
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:18 UTC
+%
+<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I
+saw \'<nimaj> nice tit\'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #366
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:25 UTC
+%
+< straterra> uhm
+< straterra> my penis...is broken
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #367
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:00:28 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> mwalling: I think I\'m going to have a \"quote-ee\" of the month
+award
+< Dominian> and I think for the past 4 months.. straterra has one
+< straterra> ive won for the last 4 months?
+< straterra> id like to thank my libido...
+< straterra> and..uhm...my parents...and \'chucks..and all people who believed i
+never could...and where right
+< straterra> id like to thank god..for hating me enough to make me want to rape
+dead things and bots..
+< straterra> and...finally, id like to thank my chloroform supplier. Thanks mom!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #368
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:25:14 UTC
+%
+<SlayckX> how to use History\'s command in a Bash?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #369
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:25:48 UTC
+%
+<nolyc> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it
+ compiles. Now what\'s a segfault ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #370
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:25 UTC
+%
+<F242> what do I need to set up so that programs located at /usr/bin and
+/usr/sbin can be executed from anywhere without to have to type
+/usr/bin/<program>?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #371
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:27:08 UTC
+%
+<ezguy> what is the cmd for finding out which ipaddress a user is login from?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #372
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:05 UTC
+%
+<Wuju> Hello is this channel dead?
+<abnerdoon> yes, very much so
+<Wuju> Abnerdoon do you know script programming? ${name+word}
+<abnerdoon> nope
+<abnerdoon> sorry
+<Wuju> I do not see any difference between the ${} or without the ${}
+<Wuju> you can easily assign a variable with linux by typing x = 5 and r = 3
+<abnerdoon> I\'ve messed around a little
+<Wuju> then do x + r = 7
+<abnerdoon> but I don\'t really know anything
+<Wuju> What are you doing in here then?
+<abnerdoon> because I don\'t know script?
+<abnerdoon> lol
+<abnerdoon> and x + r doesn\'t equal 7
+<abnerdoon> ;)
+<abnerdoon> heh
+<grepper> abnerdoon: what are you trying to do ? Set to $word if name is unset
+?
+<abnerdoon> not me, wuju
+<Wuju> me
+<Wuju> I know how to assign variables
+<Wuju> i just need to understand whats the difference between using ${} <--
+with brackets and without
+<grepper> foo=chocolate; echo ${foo}bar
+<grepper> it protects the variable
+<Wuju> you mean it allows me to use echo?
+<Wuju> without it it won;t work on echo, correct me if i am wrong
+<grepper> it allows you to get chocolatebar :)
+<grepper> echo $foobar would not work
+<abnerdoon> lol
+<Wuju> exuse me
+<Wuju> how do i clear all assigned variables
+<Wuju> and one assigned varible
+<grepper> unset foo
+<Wuju> thanks
+<grepper> or foo=\"\" if you just want to empty it
+<Wuju> im reading the set manual
+<Wuju> for unset all
+<Wuju> instead of relogging
+<Wuju> unset -k ??
+<venger> i wouldn\'t unset all variables for your current shell... spawn a new
+one and work there
+<venger> if you dump your PATH you\'ll get tons of errors
+<Wuju> oh yeah
+<Wuju> from set
+<Wuju> i won\'t even beable to use bash i agree
+<Wuju> lol this is stupid i cant do multiplication
+<Wuju> let me try `` characters
+<grepper> echo $((3*3))
+<Wuju> wait a minute..
+<Wuju> (( means numbers and { means string
+<Wuju> correct me if i am wrong if thats for linux
+<Wuju> Thanks
+<grepper> { } can be used for grouping commands
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #373
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:49:24 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> I told you I would figure something out that makes everyone happy
+< straterra> I\'m not happy
+< straterra> I haven\'t gotten laid in months
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #374
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:09 UTC
+%
+< pickcoder> how do you generate a file from an md5sum
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #375
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:32:35 UTC
+%
+< macavity> aldcor: i am starting to get the idea that Ubuntu would be a *great*
+distro for you
+< rworkman> Guess who\'s late to the party?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #376
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:17 UTC
+%
+00:23 < aldcor> go f... yourself ... i will fix my xorg and that\'s all... i
+will never read slackbook.org
+00:23 < rk4n3> aldcor: you might get some flack when you ask questions without
+reading the book, though...
+00:23 < gremzoid> heh
+00:23 < dafunks> O_o
+00:23 < drijen> the word you are looking for is fuck.
+00:23 < Alan_Hicks> aldcor: You can do whatever the hell you want to do, but if
+you\'re too damn lazy to read the book that I personally spent *MONTHS* working
+on for people like you, don\'t expect any help from me.
+00:23 < rworkman> aldcor: wrong answer.
+00:23 < drijen> gtfo
+00:23 < Alan_Hicks> Can I do it guys?
+00:23 < macavity> naa
+00:23 -!- mode/##slackware [+o Alan_Hicks] by ChanServ
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #377
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:28:19 UTC
+%
+00:46 < aldcor> drijen, i don\'t think so... you all think that slack can use
+only kings of linux
+00:46 < drijen> aldcor, hardly, i\'m a moron
+00:47 < drijen> first person to noobfarm that, gets shot.
+00:47 < fred> drijen: What if I\'m the second?
+00:47 < drijen> burned at the stake
+00:48 < macavity> drijen: too late ;-)
+00:48 < drijen> fsck!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #379
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:25:49 UTC
+%
+<ToddEDM> hey guys, im a Ubuntu user and iwas wondering if there is a list of
+the progras you can get with Apt-Get
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #380
+ Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:08:29 UTC
+%
+< HowardTheCoward> can imagemagick convert pdf to html?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #381
+ Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:40 UTC
+%
+< sonic_> but X works as root?
+< root__> yes
+< root__> root is like safe mode??
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #382
+ Added: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:15 UTC
+%
+<CaptObviousman> this pub serves over 200 different kinds of beer
+<CaptObviousman> The Flying Saucer
+<CaptObviousman> where beer lovers go to sample
+
+*few minutes later*
+
+fred> they suck.
+<fred> Their website has flash
+<fred> And, doesn't fit on 1024x768
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #383
+ Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:39 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> user__: its YOUR computer. screw your cousin
+< rworkman> heret|c: you\'re from Georgia, aren\'t you?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #384
+ Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:54:45 UTC
+%
+<xp_lunch> hi all!
+<xp_lunch> is there a little kind of graphics application that shows what keys
+are being pressed at any given time?
+<kristen> Yes...
+<kristen> Though I don\'t know of any for linux by name. ^_^
+<kristen> Sorry
+<xp_lunch> how about also what mouse buttons are being pressed?
+* xp_lunch is now known as xp_prg
+<kristen> I believe so, understand I\'ve never looked for this specifically, but
+I believe I\'ve seen it before (both those things), though they were on windows.
+Should be a linux version though.. about anything you could want is there. My
+best suggestion is google.
+<xp_prg> thanks kristen
+<amphi> xp_prg: xev ?
+<xp_prg> but is that graphical?
+<xp_prg> I want to actually see a keyboard with the keys being pressed on it
+etc...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #385
+ Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:55:26 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> argh
+< CaptObviousman> you people need to learn that I am not Catoptromancy
+< Catoptromancy> heh
+< CaptObviousman> I get back and think someone said something to me, and
+ invariably it\'s because you asked a question
+* CaptObviousman starts a class entitled, \"Tab Completion, Or How To Be
+ A Lazy Fucker The Proper Way\"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #386
+ Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:39:56 UTC
+%
+< juano__> Zalamander: i added juanfelipe to cdrom group also
+< CaptObviousman> juanfelipe!
+< CaptObviousman> sounds Canadian
+< nullboy> canadian? wtf
+< gbonvehi> CaptObviousman: juan and felipe are spanish names..
+< nullboy> CaptObviousman: you smoking crack?
+< nullboy> CaptObviousman: put the bong down
+< CaptObviousman> so, how long have I been polluting this channel for?
+< CaptObviousman> few months now?
+< juano__> CaptObviousman: not french names
+< raw> for americans, everything they don\'t know is canadian.
+< CaptObviousman> and you guys still haven\'t figured out that I\'m nucking futs
+< raw> with the exception of texas. everything texanians don\'t know is mexican.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #387
+ Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:40:00 UTC
+%
+< nachox> hey people
+< XGizzmo> werd
+< rob0> Act dignified, everyone. He needn\'t find out what we were doing.
+* XGizzmo hides the ash tray and beer cans
+< rob0> Good evening, Mr. Nachox, sir, how are you?
+< macavity> rob0: but i though you said nachox was OK with us ha-
+< macavity> ermm...
+< macavity> hanging out in here doing nothing!
+< nachox> haha
+< rob0> YYYYYYYes indeed that he is.
+< nachox> i will see the logs and you will suffer my wrath! :P
+< macavity> *fsck*
+< rob0> Wrath? Whatever for, dear sir? We have been maintaining the utmost in
+decorum, I assure you.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #388
+ Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:40:48 UTC
+%
+<SlayckX> foo.gz.sh how to open it ??
+<sekhmet> SlayckX: What\'s the output of: file foo.gz.sh
+<SlayckX> i guess it hould be a directory.
+<sekhmet> SlayckX: No, I mean, run the command \"file foo.gz.sh\" and let us
+know what it says
+<SlayckX> ok
+<SlayckX> konsole: ERROR: can not execute ././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.s
+<sekhmet> Er, you\'re not really listening
+<sekhmet> But regardless, if that\'s a quake3 demo, then it *is* probably a
+shar, which means that you need to execute it
+<sekhmet> either with \"sh file\" or by chmodding it appropriately (755 should
+do) and then running it
+<SlayckX> didn\'t work with either.
+<SlayckX> yes I ran it and thats what happeneing.
+<SlayckX> how i can run it as ./ or sh
+<sekhmet> pastebin your terminal where you\'ve been trying this
+<SlayckX> ./linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.shkonsole: ERROR: can not execute
+././linuxq3ademo-1.11-6.x86.gz.sh
+<SlayckX> I already pasted this
+<sekhmet> *sigh*
+<sekhmet> 1) google \"pastebin\" 2) pick one 3) copy-and-paste your whole
+terminal screen into it 4) post the link here
+<SlayckX> why?
+<SlayckX> I am giving you the output / what is happening...
+<sekhmet> SlayckX: Do you do this to everyone who tries to help you?
+<sekhmet> I wanted to see exactly what you were typing in, too
+<sekhmet> Instead, I think I\'ll just go get dinner instead
+<SlayckX> yes that would be better.
+<SlayckX> bon appetit :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #389
+ Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:51:02 UTC
+%
+< rob0> I see lots of parallels between sex therapy and auto mechanics.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #390
+ Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:45:37 UTC
+%
+<terminaldummy> can someone perchance explain how to install GNU Make to me ?
+<greeg> terminaldummy: use your distros package manager
+<terminaldummy> i need a book or something, i don\'t even know where to start
+<greeg> what distro terminaldummy
+<terminaldummy> i\'m trying to use os x terminal
+<greeg> they uasually come with make nowadays
+<greeg> os x ?
+<greeg> wtf you\'re on a mac ?
+<greeg> this is #linuxhelp
+<greeg> not #machelp
+<terminaldummy> has linux/unix behind it
+<terminaldummy> and terminal
+<greeg> packages are different
+<terminaldummy> you can runt hese kind of apps
+<greeg> package managemenet is distro speciffic.
+<greeg> otherwise i wouldnt mind
+<terminaldummy> you use fink to do it i guess
+<greeg> google how to install packages with fink
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #391
+ Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:51 UTC
+%
+<macavity> heret|c: a guy from the inquisition named Peer was here asking for
+any heretics..
+* heret|c has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
+<macavity> opps.. now he reset your connection again..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #392
+ Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:54 UTC
+%
+<+Dominian> RMS has nothing to do with GPL that I know of..
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #393
+ Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:44:57 UTC
+%
+* Dominian wears boxers year round
+* heret|c wears jeans year round
+< Dominian> oh and jeans
+< heret|c> standard, old classic style jeans
+< heret|c> not mall jeans
+< andarius> Dominian: i just had a nasty vision of you in a NOC wearing nothing
+but boxers ...
+< andarius> please burn out my eyes
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #394
+ Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:43:31 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: http://noobfarm.org/?384
+< Alan_Hicks> I resemble that remark!
+< Alan_Hicks> s/resemble/resent/
+< Alan_Hicks> Or... I would resemble that remark if I could ever get my uncle to
+divorce her.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #395
+ Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:38:42 UTC
+%
+<Lord_Davy_Jones> I need help, I am addicted to linux, its a serious problem
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #396
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:35 UTC
+%
+<frog> hi, sorry for beeing stzpid, but... diff something1 to something2 means:
+diff -u something1 something2>patch patch -p0 <patch ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #397
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:40 UTC
+%
+<CarlFK> xorg log (WW) R128(1): Static buffer allocation failed -- need at least
+22500 kB video meory
+<CarlFK> will that keep the display from working at all?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #398
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:08 UTC
+%
+<alkos333> I\'m trying to grep for a tab, but when I press the actual TAB key,
+it gives me a list of files instead of \"^I\"
+<Kaapa> ^V + tab
+<alkos333> Kaapa: What\'s ^V on the keyboard?
+<Kaapa> alkos333: ctrl+v
+<alkos333> Kaapa: If I do ctrl+v+tab, it takes me one tab to the left in mrxvt
+:)
+<Kaapa> that\'s a tab ! :p
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #399
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:26 UTC
+%
+<Edward123> hey - is there a very popular iptables firewall script at the
+moment? i\'ve been using apf up to present but i\'m not sure if there\'s
+something better
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #400
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:36 UTC
+%
+< andarius> all this talk of penetration and butts is scaring me :(
+< straterra> It\'s turning me on
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #401
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:42 UTC
+%
+<C_Kode> Hey all. How do you reset a vnc account after to many login failures?
+ I\'m not finding anything on Google.
+<savetheWorld> C_Kode: look up \"pam\" pluggable authorization module
+<savetheWorld> (or something like that)
+<C_Kode> Thanks, looking into it now.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #402
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:55 UTC
+%
+* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
+<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
+<drijen> well said!
+<drijen> i should bring rein in here so that kethry will have someone female to
+talk to
+<straterra> Don\'t do that
+<straterra> We..have our quota for female
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #403
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:05 UTC
+%
+* drijen waves at kethry too, in case shes behind BP{k}
+<BP{k}> nope, she\'s in kitchen preparing a new batch of happyness ;)
+<fred> I just got a mental image of kethry in labour on the kitchen floor, with
+bp{k} shouting \"Where\'s my damn bread?!\"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #404
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:08 UTC
+%
+< kethry> andarius: let me have my size fantasies :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #405
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:54:43 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> \"the tailgate party has been cancelled due to budget constraints\"
+< thrice`> fuck, my company blows
+< Dominian> er..
+< mwalling_> thrice`: hahaha
+< Dominian> lmao
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #406
+ Added: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:39:55 UTC
+%
+< straterra> BP{k}, kethry, love you guys
+< BP{k}> no, you aren\'t getting any of my meat
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #407
+ Added: Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:14:21 UTC
+%
+( drijen) heret|c, wants to give me head
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #408
+ Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:32:56 UTC
+%
+pnano> ok rworkman, lets talkit technical, put US Patent Law aside temp..:p
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #409
+ Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:33:04 UTC
+%
+< needles> whos patrick
+< Motoko-chan> needles, PV.
+< CaptObviousman> patrick is some guy that helps out with slackware
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #411
+ Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:25:12 UTC
+%
+<Dougy> Is there a tool like wget for slackware?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #412
+ Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:17 UTC
+%
+< Peikko> Rusty1, call a random number in India.
+< Rusty1> what\'s the area code?
+< Rusty1> if i call a random customer support # in US, same thing!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #413
+ Added: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:38:25 UTC
+%
+<rob0> Officer: \"Didn\'t you know it was illegal to kill 22 toddlers?\"
+Suspect:
+ \"Oh. I forgot. Sorry.\"
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #414
+ Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:42 UTC
+%
+< avt3kk> hori and vert sync? :/
+< mwalling> avt3kk: JFGI
+< avt3kk> oook
+< avt3kk> I type jfgi?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #415
+ Added: Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:32:51 UTC
+%
+< nycjv321> has anyone ever ran \"rm -rf / \"before? (my motherboard is using
+8megs of shared video ram btw so that might be why)
+< rob0> Let me try it now. That should be as root, right?
+< rob0> ok
+< nycjv321> yes I believe so :D
+< nycjv321> rob0, dont LOL
+-!- rob0 [i=rob0@sorry.nodns4.us] has left ##slackware [\"Connection reset by
+peer\"]
+<nycjv321> lol dude I thought he knew what he is doing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #416
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:36 UTC
+%
+<jp> How can I get HAL to recognize new thumbdrives?
+<jp> Isn\'t there a command like scanbus? or??
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #417
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:40 UTC
+%
+<edgy> $ id |grep crontab; ls -l /usr/bin/crontab; crontab -l
+<edgy> -rwxr-sr-x 1 root crontab 26832 2006-12-20 17:46 /usr/bin/crontab
+<edgy> no crontab for gutsy
+<edgy> how come I am not belonging to group crontab and still can list and edit
+cron jobs?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #418
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:08:48 UTC
+%
+<FriboZa> Hi I need some help with updating my open suse linux... I dont know
+which update adress to use..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #419
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:05 UTC
+%
+<jroes> is nfs also a kernel module device driver?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #420
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:09:10 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> iIf iI iSee iOne iMore iThing iTry iTo iCapatalize iOff iThat
+iBullshit iApple iSloganizim iI iAm iGoing iTo iGo iBallistic
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #421
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:04:18 UTC
+%
+02:39 < nycjv321> mwalling my I pm you?
+02:42 < mwalling> nycjv321: convince me that its worth opening a query window to
+talk to you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #422
+ Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:04:38 UTC
+%
+<phroggy> Any idea why inetd would be complaining \"bind: Address already in
+use\" due to a conflict with itself?
+<phroggy> I really don\'t think anything else is listening on this port...
+<phroggy> hm, wait, maybe something was, that\'s weird.
+<phroggy> never mind, I think I got it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #423
+ Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:48 UTC
+%
+* hipodilski has joined #linuxhelp
+<hipodilski> what is the windows equivalent com port of
+<hipodilski> /dev/ttyBT0
+<hipodilski> ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #424
+ Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:04:57 UTC
+%
+Dagmar: lusher00: Google
+lusher00: asking google is like asking you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #425
+ Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:29:25 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> i compiled pidgin with aspell but it still requires that i choose a
+fix
+< mwalling> nullboy: crack
+< nullboy> yes, i am out of crack
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #426
+ Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:29 UTC
+%
+<_sho_> bwhahahahah. my old company got bought and transfered. the end result
+was a massive collapse of the company
+<_sho_> :D
+<_sho_> do not attempt to move 1000 servers to a virtual environment in 1 week!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #427
+ Added: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:38 UTC
+%
+<+rworkman> mwalling: well, git happens :)
+<+rworkman> er, shit happens :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #428
+ Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:22:09 UTC
+%
+< Avt3kk> --enable-uber-opt-a will do a full install with the desktop?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #429
+ Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:02 UTC
+%
+< macavity> damn.. noone asks \"whats a dickfor?\"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #430
+ Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:07 UTC
+%
+< sevard> seriously, slackware is archaic, but it works, it does everything I
+need it to, and it\'s sexier than your mom in brand new panties.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #431
+ Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:31:22 UTC
+%
+<exothermc_> how do I get sendmail to stop using root@localhost.localdomain for
+outbound email?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #432
+ Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:38 UTC
+%
+< juan> error message: Cannot install MPlayer.tar.gz: package does not end in
+.tgz
+< rworkman> You didn\'t read the howto.
+< juan> you know, thios is where cultural differences come in. In latin america,
+specially Venezuela, we don\'t follow rules or howto\'s, we just play it by ear
+< rworkman> juan: yes, and you see how that worked out for you, right? ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #433
+ Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:54 UTC
+%
+16:22 < nullboy> all ur tards are belongs to meh
+16:22 < nullboy> someone! set us up the small bus
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #434
+ Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:30:58 UTC
+%
+< fred> It's on par with lolita.
+< LoganTheRed> fred: you mean filled with disturbingly seductive minors
+who you'd probably stick it in just once if no one was
+looking?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #435
+ Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:11 UTC
+%
+01:00 < nullboy> why yes, it really IS breast feeding time!!
+01:00 < nullboy> YAY
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #436
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:24 UTC
+%
+<Led_Zeppelin> is it possible to download a Macromedia file?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #438
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:39 UTC
+%
+<extor> Jesus Aitch Fucking christ, the documentation for lighty's vhosts is
+just pathetic
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #439
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:44 UTC
+%
+<frog> hi, if i have a tarball, should it always be possibe to install the
+sources?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #440
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:57:48 UTC
+%
+* camgirl29 (~camgirl29@nwc-2171B7F1.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr) has joined
+#nwscript
+* camgirl29 has quit (Quit: )
+<Nevyn> Damn tease....
+<Ariel> guess we didn't look like we'd be interested in a cam girl
+<Nevyn> We're a bunch of geeks, of course we would
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #441
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:55:46 UTC
+%
+[13:44] <nullboy> hi hoe hi hoe off to the NOC he goes! with crimping tools and
+wire spools hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe!! \o/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #442
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:40 UTC
+%
+[15:22] <Alan_Hicks> Google knows all.
+[15:23] <mwalling_> Alan_Hicks: google doesn't know where i live
+[15:24] <Alan_Hicks> First hit: ***** Co, NY
+[15:24] <mwalling_> holy shit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #443
+ Added: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:59:53 UTC
+%
+* mwalling effectivly (and hopefully) redirects sperm to /dev/null
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #444
+ Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:22 UTC
+%
+< thadood> whats the apt-get equivelent in slackware ?
+< rworkman> thadood: run "whoami" from an xterm.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #445
+ Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:29 UTC
+%
+WARNING: This is long, and that's even with considerable snipping.
+ Even so, this is worth the read... :-)
+
+<oneforall> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init#BSD-style reading thsi its clear
+that sys-v style and BSD-style are diffrent and it does say that slackware
+cleary uses BSD-style .The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with
+System V, but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style fact is
+slackware juat uaes part of sys-v but more bsd-style
+<Dagmar> Yeah, but the fundament of the matter is that it's still SysV because
+we have inittab and runlevels.
+<oneforall> uses the run level but all startup is done with BSD init runs the
+initialization shell script located in '/etc/rc',
+<Motoko-chan> Slackware uses a system-v compatible init program.
+<Motoko-chan> But the scripts bend the startup to be bsd-like.
+<oneforall> BSD-style
+<oneforall> SysV-style read it
+<oneforall> its your own link you posted its pretty clear and yes some thing as
+allways are a bit diffrent because most things in linux are allways writen with
+rh and clones of it
+<Motoko-chan> I think you are confused. RedHat is not a source of anything.
+<Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
+<Dagmar> I can assure you that if a system has init and runlevels, it's a SysV
+init system
+<oneforall> Motoko-chan I will say it one more time I know that part of it is
+used fir the runlevels but not as much as you clame its only part ogf it .
+<Motoko-chan> Slackware has runlevels, therefore, it is a system-v init.
+<Motoko-chan> HOWEVER
+<Motoko-chan> It uses single-file startup scripts (albeit one per runlevel), so
+it is BSD-like in that aspect.
+<Dagmar> Patrick just writes his init scripts in BSD-style
+<Dagmar> THis does not make it a BSD init
+<oneforall> The usage on most Linux distributions is compatible with System V,
+but some distributions, such as Slackware, use a BSD-style there is nothing hard
+to see what that says
+<rworkman> Why is this concept seemingly so hard to grok?
+<Motoko-chan> rworkman, because they don't know how to read or think.
+<oneforall> its not
+<Dagmar> I have yet to see a LInux distribution that wasn't sysV init, aside
+from a lot of these dinky embedded ones
+<oneforall> read
+<Motoko-chan> oneforall, there are many parts to the init system.
+<oneforall> there isa whole or part and I agree on only part like it says . not
+all like is clamied here
+<Motoko-chan> When any UNIX-style system boots, it loads a program called "init"
+<Motoko-chan> This determined how it boots.
+<Dagmar> It's not what init does that makes it BSD or SysV init.
+<Dagmar> It's whether or not you HAVE an init system with runlevels.
+<Motoko-chan> For BSD systems, init runs one specific file.
+<oneforall> well stop telling people its all sys-v when its not he only uses a
+part of it and in a diffrent way than most
+<Dagmar> The scripts being BSD-style in Slackware doesn't make it a BSD init.
+<Dagmar> Not one little bit.
+<Motoko-chan> For System-V, it handles what level to load, and determines how to
+run based on that.
+<rworkman> oneforall: it *is* all SysV init though.
+<Dagmar> It means we have BSD-style init scripts. No more, and no less.
+<Motoko-chan> It uses a file called inittab to determine this.
+<Motoko-chan> Slackware then uses a BSD-style single-file-to-start-stuff method.
+<Motoko-chan> Other systems opt for a more "pure" System-V approach and make
+things modular.
+<Dagmar> If we weren't sysv, you couldn't type `telinit 4` to start X, for one
+thing
+<Motoko-chan> Read /etc/inittab in Slackware some time.
+<oneforall> no but thats the bsd and it made to work with both
+<oneforall> you just eat your own words
+<Motoko-chan> Huh?
+<rworkman> oneforall: no, you're reading what you *want* to read.
+<Motoko-chan> [23:58] <Motoko-chan> Runlevels = system-v init
+<Motoko-chan> [23:59] <Motoko-chan> No levels (just single and multi) = BSD init
+<Dagmar> oneforall: On a BSD init, init runs *one* file period, no matter what
+runlevel because it has no runlevels
+<Dagmar> If inittab is there definining runlevels, it's SysV, period.
+<oneforall> System V Compatibility read that again and read what you just said
+trhere
+<oneforall> it uses bsd style and it clear
+<Dagmar> Runlevels and inittab are what *make* the system SysV
+<Dagmar> For the last bloody time... "BSD-style" != "BSD init"
+<Dagmar> Maybe we *do* need to get Pat to clarify this crap
+<Motoko-chan> All this "compatibilty" does it run the start scripts like how
+other modular systems do.
+<rworkman> oneforall: that SysV compatibility is there to provide compatibility
+to things expecting *pure* SysV init *layout*
+<Motoko-chan> It doesn't mean that Slackware uses BSD's init.
+<rworkman> What's this link Pat has up?
+<Dagmar> I can't think of any other reason why people would be so ready to deny
+it's existance.
+<Motoko-chan> It just means it adds a system for those things that don't expect
+Slackware's style.
+<Motoko-chan> rworkman, http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php
+<oneforall> rworkman the fact is its not ALL sys-v it only partly used
+<rworkman> no.
+<Motoko-chan> It says nothing about what they are taking it to mean
+<Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
+<Motoko-chan> That is THE ONLY BSD STUFF IT CLAIMS
+<Dagmar> THat Slackware doesn't by default make use of a jillion symlinks does
+*not*, I repeat, does *not* make it not sysv
+<rworkman> oneforall: Slackware uses SysV init. Period.
+<lapinours> oneforall: see www.oreilly.de/artikel/freebsd_basics.html, it has
+helped me once to understand the difference.
+<oneforall> well read it the way you want but its plane and clear
+<rworkman> Yes, it is.
+<Motoko-chan> Yes it is.
+<oneforall> Slackware includes System V init compatibility. Many other Linux
+distributions make use of this style instead of the BSD style. Basically each
+runlevel is given a subdirectory for init scripts, whereas BSD style gives one
+init script to each runlevel.
+<oneforall> thats says diffrent that what you claim
+<Motoko-chan> [00:08] <Motoko-chan> "BSD-style file layout"
+<Dagmar> oneforall: "BSD style" != "BSD init"
+<Motoko-chan> No, you are reading it WRONG.
+<oneforall> BSD style gives one init script
+<oneforall> notice they are init scripts
+<Motoko-chan> Correct.
+<Dagmar> So what?
+<Motoko-chan> Like I said, delete /etc/inittab and reboot.
+<Dagmar> We have an init daemon.
+<Motoko-chan> If it really is BSD init, it doesn't need it since that is
+system-v init.
+<Dagmar> That makes us SysV.
+<Dagmar> Why is this so hard for people
+<Dagmar> If you don't have an init daemon, it's likely you're looking at a BSD
+init
+<oneforall> Motoko-chan how stuoid are you I repeatly said it uses part i knwo
+if you take out that part yopur
+fucked duh it only a f..g part
+<oneforall> remove all the bds rc file and reboot
+<Dagmar> oneforall: It's _the_ f..g part.
+##slackware: mode change '+o rworkman' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.
+##slackware: mode change '+b %oneforall!*@*' by
+rworkman!n=rworkman@208.62.162.112
+<rworkman> oneforall: I hate to do that to a channel regular, but you know
+better.
+
+... and a few minutes later...
+
+<rworkman> Okay, guys, to clear the air:
+<rworkman> 07:10 < rworkman> volkerdi: would you be willing to clarify
+http://www.slackware.com/config/init.php to indicate that Slackware *does* use
+SysV init. It seems that some refuse to listen to reason.
+<rworkman> 07:22 < volkerdi> rworkman: I'd think that /etc/rc.d/rc.sysvinit
+being run whenever the runlevel is changed might be a clue, along with the
+appearance of the new directories (which worked before too, but had to be made
+manually)
+<Dagmar> hehe
+<rworkman> Anyone else want to argue?
+<Dagmar> Apparently having to answer that baffled Pat as much as it did some of
+us
+<rworkman> :)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #446
+ Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:48:12 UTC
+%
+< elisa> I've just installed sabayon but I don't know how I can open
+ internet
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #447
+ Added: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:25:35 UTC
+%
+* Declan (Declan@2234E2B0.532EBF4E.D09A77EC.IP) has joined #codelove
+<Declan> Hey again toraton
+<Declan> I want to try a little SQL now
+<Declan> But I don't know how to access the thingy
+<toraton> well
+<toraton> hostname is youandeye.org
+<toraton> username is declan
+<toraton> pass is the same as your login pass
+<Declan> Okay, but where do I log in, www.mysql.com?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #448
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:18:24 UTC
+%
+[00:22] dadexter (n=martin@modemcable062.99-80-70.mc.videotron.ca) joined
+##slackware.
+[00:23] <macavity> the readme for squid on SBo is borked up.. consistency of
+keeping the comment *above* the setting is a must
+[00:23] <macavity> and a half'n'half approach is even worse :P
+[00:24] <dadexter> I would agree... if the README wasn't so long
+[00:24] <dadexter> to read
+[00:24] <macavity> :P
+[00:25] <dadexter> anyway... off for the night... tata
+[00:25] <macavity> you just got here
+[00:26] <macavity> but ta ta..
+[00:26] <dadexter> ya... wanted to login remotely, then say something totally
+useless, and leave
+[00:26] <mesa-opiate> haha
+[00:26] <macavity> dadexter: mission accomplished then! :P
+[00:26] <dadexter> I could have just walked in and say "I love
+goooooooooooooooooold"
+[00:27] <dadexter> and then leave, but I figured it was too useless for my taste
+[00:27] <dadexter> ok... gnite
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #449
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:22 UTC
+%
+< kop> device names for the com ports in slack are ?
+< heret|c> bob, harry, and jack
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #450
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:29 UTC
+%
+15:49 < heret|c> *ahem*
+15:49 -!- mode/##woodchucks [+o mwalling_] by ChanServ
+15:49 <@mwalling_> *ahem*
+15:50 * heret|c whistles innocently
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #451
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:31 UTC
+%
+< Shingoshi> Why is my system still running slow with two dual-core 1.8G
+ processors?
+<@fred> Shingoshi: running an smp kernel?
+
+* time passes *
+
+< Shingoshi> fred: yes, smp
+< Shingoshi> It may be a memory issue.
+< Shingoshi> I do have 170 tabs open in Firefox. But geez, should that really
+matter?
+< Shingoshi> So how much memory should I have for this.
+< mwalling_> Shingoshi: there is an extension that will show in the
+ status bar how many tabs in how many windows and how much memory that
+is using
+< Shingoshi> Do you have the link to that extension, or it's name? I have about
+130 extensions now.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #452
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:40:03 UTC
+%
+< Beineri> KDE 4.0 - code name "For /dev/null"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #453
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:12:51 UTC
+%
+< Faux> fred has an unhealthy obsession.
+<+fred> Your arse, or your left hand?
+< Faux> I was going for the second.
+<+fred> Oh, ok.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #454
+ Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:13:59 UTC
+%
+11:39 < CaptObviousman> I have a four-year old Powerbook 1.25 GHz. The proc fan
+ doesn't like to work very well at all, so if you start
+ taxing the system it goes down like a cheerleader on
+ prom night
+11:39 < kethry> do cheerleaders do that?
+11:39 < CaptObviousman> oh yes
+11:39 < kethry> (we don't have them in the UK)
+11:39 < ThomasY> no
+11:40 < CaptObviousman> even the male ones do, especially if they're gay
+11:40 < ThomasY> o...kay
+11:40 -!- ThomasY [i=straterr@slackadelic.com] has left ##woodchucks []
+11:40 < CaptObviousman> holy hell, I scared him out of the channel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #455
+ Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:23:19 UTC
+%
+( ipfreely) BP{k}: i look good in a skirt
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #456
+ Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:29 UTC
+%
+<MrPocknix> Wahts the command in Ubuntu to open the mixer?
+<amphi> MrPocknix: you should have alsamixer
+<MrPocknix> thats is
+<MrPocknix> how do i open it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #457
+ Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:37 UTC
+%
+<oberon> what's up with the company that maintains reiserfs ?
+<daniel> It's probably in jail? :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #458
+ Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:42 UTC
+%
+<Maenad> is there a way to ssh when you arent directly inside the LAN? like,
+across the internet?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #459
+ Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:03:49 UTC
+%
+( marian) just because I don't use whoami to fix dependency doesn't mean slack
+is not for me
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #460
+ Added: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:04:00 UTC
+%
+< MasterShrek> psypete, if the smp kernel doesnt work, and you need to
+ use a non smp to boot, try building a new kernel after u
+ boot
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #461
+ Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:10:02 UTC
+%
+<drijen> scorchsaber: have you checked your thurman unit
+<scorchsaber> thruman unit?
+<rob0_> That's IT.
+<rob0_> Thurman.
+<drijen> has to be
+<tjm> i dont think uma thurman is very attractive.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #462
+ Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:35:12 UTC
+%
+drijen licks fred like a chocolate sundae
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #463
+ Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:10 UTC
+%
+< Gargantua> the internet isn't as big as anyone might think.. once you exempt
+porn and microsoft.com, it's around 2.3 gbs.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #464
+ Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:25:08 UTC
+%
+< chopp> /whowas x80
+< macavity> chopp: the older brother of x60
+< nullboy> haha
+< nullboy> YOU LOOSE
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #465
+ Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:41 UTC
+%
+<BP{k}> okay, everyone, the world is still safe.
+<andarius> haha haha haha, crap nothing to do :(
+<andarius> BP{k}: the world is never safe
+<BP{k}> safe is a fluffy word :P
+<ThomasY> so is pubic hair
+<andarius> pubic hair is safe?
+<andarius> but it could be a choking hazard :(
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #466
+ Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:40 UTC
+%
+rworkman: If agiofws is trying to get synaptics driver to work, he just needs to
+load the psmouse module with default kernel options -- no proto=imps
+nullboy: rworkman: no no, he has been compiling things for 2 years. he knows
+what's up
+Alan_Hicks: Wait... he's installing gentoo?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #467
+ Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:55:31 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> We need fruit-flavored licences so people can have their favorite
+without worrying about actually ever having to, you know, _read_ them.
+< cathectic> Which is all well and good, until people start combining licenses.
+Then you could get some very strange flavours...
+< Dagmar> Like purple rumplesneezes?
+< Dagmar> ...or ersatz avocado!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #468
+ Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:13:01 UTC
+%
+< mwalling___> rob0__: ha, i have a longer... then you
+< Alan_Hicks> I never thought I'd see the day when underscores became a penis
+envy contest.
+
+... 10 Minutes Later...
+
+< Dagmar> Meh
+< Dagmar> It won't let me use 15 underscores in a row
+< thrice`> that's because it can detect lies
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #469
+ Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:33:11 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> Alan_Hicks: you don't love me anymore, do you?
+< nullboy> i'm not feeling love
+< ThomasY> nullboy: I do..your side of the bed is made..and waiting
+< Alan_Hicks> nullboy: That statement is predicated on the belief that I loved
+you at some point in the past.
+< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks and nullboy, sitting in a tree...
+< ThomasY> R-T-F-M-I-N-G..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #470
+ Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:07:35 UTC
+%
+00:48 < Dominian> and it look like mwalling_'s home connection died
+00:48 < andarius> mother nature peed on his sat dish
+00:49 -!- mwalling [n=mwalling@unaffiliated/mwalling] has joined ##woodchucks
+00:49 < andarius> he wiped it off
+00:49 < Dominian> lol
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #471
+ Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:50:04 UTC
+%
+(22:35:05) ananke: qartis : your inability to communicate with others in a clear
+and concise manner is a problem
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #472
+ Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:56:03 UTC
+%
+< fred> BP{k}: When I visit, tell kethry I like meat :p
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #474
+ Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:12 UTC
+%
+--> SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has joined #linux
+<SyntaxError> anyone know a good distro for laptops?
+<phyberoptix> the same one you use on your desktop
+<SyntaxError> nvm then
+<-- SyntaxError (n00b@EE50485.C7530445.83B1FF74.IP) has left #linux (Leaving)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #475
+ Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:21 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> You don't want me messing in kernel-space.
+< Dagmar> You really don't.
+< Dagmar> My code either works, or your cat explodes.
+< Alan_Hicks> Dagmar: What if you were writing code that's supposed to make cats
+explode?
+< Dagmar> That *might* cause a temporal singularity
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #476
+ Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:47 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> yanking it now
+< Dominian> er.. cloning it now
+< Dominian> fsck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #477
+ Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:33 UTC
+%
+< unixfool> noobfarm!
+< fuzzbawl> that's what she said
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #478
+ Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:02:34 UTC
+%
+<Gargantua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KDE_MACOSX.png
+<Gargantua> pathetic
+<pilate> Gargantua, why is that pathetic? One of the biggest problems is
+cross-platform incompatability. OSX natively running KDE is a big step.
+<pilate> shows well for kde devs as well as osx devs
+<Gargantua> that's just a theme man...
+<pilate> oh
+<Gargantua> ahahahaha
+<pilate> hahaha
+<pilate> omg
+<pilate> pathetic.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #479
+ Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:02 UTC
+%
+<qartis> there's mention of openchrome (with instructions), as well as some
+sundry hacks that you can try
+<benjsh_> why is linux so complicated
+<benjsh_> it is not made for users
+* mwalling has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
+* phao (n=pedro@201.78.19.87) has left ##slackware
+<qartis> I was never good at philosophy
+<chris_punches> benjsh_, this is not a linux problem, this is a hardware
+manufacturing and hardware support problem. Via refuses to cooperate with the
+open source community in a way that efficient and usable drivers can be used in
+non-windows systems.
+<chris_punches> Blame predatory contracting.
+<chris_punches> As for philosophy, consider Sun Tzu or Thomas Hobbes.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #480
+ Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:34 UTC
+%
+< fred> mwalling_: I've been using a nipple
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #481
+ Added: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:49:37 UTC
+%
+< briantumor> rh can suck my penis
+< rickyricon_> There different tastes man, there like comparing a stake with a
+salas
+< rickyricon_> salad
+< Dominian> yeah.. a salad looks good.. but doesn't really fill you up.. but man
+a steak.. hell you work at it.. but you get a filling feeling when your done..
+kind of like Slackware.
+< rickyricon_> hahaha
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #482
+ Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:35:28 UTC
+%
+<@caker> I like my kernels like I like my women
+< guinea-pig> bloated and uncrackable?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #483
+ Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:55:56 UTC
+%
+< macavity> there has been *several moments* today when i was *not* thinking of
+pron!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #484
+ Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:56:01 UTC
+%
+< alkos333> macavity: alt+ctrl+Fn? Dagmar said Ctrl+alt+Fn
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #485
+ Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:41:13 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> Invert314: ever done an interpreted language? or are you jumping
+right into the deepend with C/C++
+< Invert314> i gave up on bash
+< Invert314> it's too hard
+< Invert314> i figure C will be easier
+< Invert314> i gave up on PHP too
+< Invert314> i got one of the SAMs teach yourself PHP in 24 hours
+< Invert314> i copeid out examples for 200 pages
+< Invert314> none of it made sense
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #486
+ Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:45:41 UTC
+%
+<Brad> It's actaully /really/ easy when you learn how to use printf
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #487
+ Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:51:13 UTC
+%
+<straterra> nachox, all the great things in life are
+illegal..like...choloforming your gf
+<fuzzbawl> choloforming? does that require a special way to lean?
+<straterra> yes
+<straterra> gotta lean like a cholo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #488
+ Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:37 UTC
+%
+12:38 < LoganTheRed> someone fucking dance and entertain me
+12:38 < mwalling_> \o/
+12:38 < mwalling_> /o/
+12:38 < mwalling_> \o\
+12:38 < mwalling_> |o|
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #489
+ Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:41 UTC
+%
+< fiyawerx> wonder what'll break if i just remove that package
+-!- fiyawerx [n=fiyawerx@isp.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #490
+ Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:46 UTC
+%
+<Meta> Cops have a bad case of hand fetish, don't they?
+<Meta> I mean, the first thing they usually say is "Show me your hands!".
+
+(#totse @ slashnet.org)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #491
+ Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:51:56 UTC
+%
+< Busa> im interested to make some small pictures bigger without
+ losing quality, is that possible?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #492
+ Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:56:49 UTC
+%
+<heatxsink> anyone in here know how to reassemble multiple rar files?
+<erpo> heatxsink: Go out and buy whatever it is that you pirated? ;)
+<heatxsink> aw geez
+<heatxsink> great
+<erpo> heatxsink: I'll tell you what. If you give me your word that you'll make
+a donation to the EFF *today* to help reform copyright law into something sane,
+I'll tell you how to extract a split rar file.
+<heatxsink> interesting
+<heatxsink> okay sure
+<erpo> First install the unrar utility if you haven't already.
+<erpo> Then:
+<erpo> unrar e first-file-in-the-set
+<erpo> That's it. The command will autodetect all of the subsequent rar files.
+<heatxsink> tahnks
+<heatxsink> donating n9ow
+<erpo> Now, use google to find out how to read nfo files instead of asking in
+#linuxhelp.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #493
+ Added: Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:22:03 UTC
+%
+<mwalling_> i'll get the concord out of its grave yard, and fly it to warwick,
+parachute out of it, and go chucknoris on your ass
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #494
+ Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:06:16 UTC
+%
+<osmosis> How does reverse DNS lookup work? Since only the IP is given, how does
+it know which server to contact for the response?
+<kasc> osmosis: black voodoo magic
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #495
+ Added: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:03:46 UTC
+%
+<ricardo0o> hello, how can I unzip .ISO images? i'm on a slack 12
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #496
+ Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:03 UTC
+%
+* LoganTheRed secks straterra
+* straterra moans
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #497
+ Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:24:09 UTC
+%
+< guinea-pig> whoa
+< guinea-pig> i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance
+<@caker> by switching to Linode
+< guinea-pig> it's true.
+<@caker> Linode. So easy, even a guinea-pig can do it
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #498
+ Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:38 UTC
+%
+< Rusty1> hardeest part is finding clean workbench space to set up soldering
+< Peikko> Do you have an ample supply of bandages and burn ointment Rusty1?
+< Rusty1> soldering paste and heat shrink tubing will work
+* Rusty1 eyes kitchen stove
+< Peikko> True
+< Rusty1> hmm, need to divert wifes attention
+< Peikko> Give $100 and mention the sale at Walmart.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #499
+ Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:18 UTC
+%
+< ka24> 9,999 times of 1000 it will be default
+< ka24> plus a zero or so
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #500
+ Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:30:26 UTC
+%
+15:48 < straterra> Mm..ys I o
+15:48 < straterra> do^
+15:49 < macavity> as usual you are not making much sense :P
+15:50 < straterra> Yes I am
+15:50 < straterra> You are just sober
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #501
+ Added: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:17:48 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Check your ping times to your default gateway.
+< kitche> hmm I don't think I can ping my default gateway
+< Alan_Hicks> Then how are you online? :^)
+< kitche> my gateway is a 10.0.0.1 router unless you mean the router in Buffalo
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Wait.... Your ISP doesn't give you a public IP address?
+< Alan_Hicks> tiny: Explain the problem.
+< kitche> Alan_Hicks: it does but I m behind a 10.0.0.1 router which goes to the
+main thing
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: I mean the main thing.
+< kitche> hmm I don't know the main router actually ...
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Just pastebin a traceroute.
+< kitche> mwalling_ well actuallu 10.41.10.1
+< kitche> http://pastebin.ca/833775
+< Alan_Hicks> ping 130.81.12.77
+< Alan_Hicks> WTF?! C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator>
+< Alan_Hicks> kitche: Shame on you!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #502
+ Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:06 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> anyone want my pickle?
+< dadexter_laptop> no
+< Dominian> mwalling_: straterra
+< mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want it
+< dadexter_laptop> they "gave" it to you?
+< mwalling_> straterra: you want it?
+< dadexter_laptop> you know... I was born with mine
+< straterra> Want...what?
+< mwalling_> straterra: my pickle
+< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_'s pickle
+< straterra> I don't eat people's pickels
+< straterra> Especially not people named Mark
+< mwalling_> i didn't ask for it, she just stuck it in with my sandwich
+< straterra> Last time I did that, all the switches in the sever room died..bad
+day
+< dadexter_laptop> wait
+< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: SHE had a pickle???
+< mwalling_> 12:58 < mwalling_> they gave it to me at the deli, and i don't want
+it
+< straterra> Ok, Mr. Eddie Murphy
+< dadexter_laptop> so... SHE stuck HER pickle in your sandwich???
+< mwalling_> no
+< bird603568> :o
+< mwalling_> not IN my sandwich.
+< mwalling_> next to my sandwich
+< straterra> In your mouth?
+< mwalling_> in the same box
+< mwalling_> i don't like pickles
+< dadexter_laptop> me neither
+< straterra> Is sandwhich a metaphor for your penis..and "same box" a metaphor
+for your anus?
+< dadexter_laptop> straterra: i gues
+< straterra> If so..that makes alot of sense
+< bird603568> no pickle would be penis
+< straterra> Duh
+< dadexter_laptop> but I'm still interested in the fact that SHE had a pickle
+< mwalling_> yes.
+< mwalling_> she got it out of a jar
+< plee> yes.. some people do that
+< dadexter_laptop> last time I tried to take my pickle off, it hurt for a
+freakin week
+< mwalling_> ok
+< straterra> mwalling_: Hmm...
+< mwalling_> i'm going to throw out my pickle
+< straterra> Was it a shaved pickle?
+< mwalling_> straterra: no, quarted
+< mwalling_> lengthwise
+< straterra> Hmm
+< dadexter_laptop> mwalling_: then you'll be a girl... a pickle-less one!!!
+< straterra> I'm into that kinky shit
+< mwalling_> going once!
+< straterra> mwalling_: ok, I'll take it
+< mwalling_> ok... how much does perishable shipping cost?
+< plee> mwalling, nothing if you don't tell anyone
+< mwalling_> plee: i want straterra to be able to eat my pickle when he gets it
+< plee> hehe
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #504
+ Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:08:51 UTC
+%
+* LizardKing sss...
+< cpunches> I don't get it. Why does he slither?
+< LizardKing> that's why you can't learn C++ - Lizards walk... you slither...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #505
+ Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:36 UTC
+%
+<thrice`> damn, bitch didn't give me a gold crown sticker at halmark
+<straterra> Whaaa
+<straterra> You better go back and lay the pimp smack down on her
+<thrice`> yeah, hit her in the face
+<thrice`> then verbally degrade her
+<thrice`> then take 3 stickers
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #506
+ Added: Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:51 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> Dominian: you're an ass
+< Dominian> mwalling: how am I an ass now?
+< mwalling> 10:59 < Dominian> mwalling: I will have DSL by thursday :D
+< Dominian> oh
+< thrice`> how many reasons do you want
+< Dominian> lol
+< Dominian> hahaha
+< thrice`> oh
+< thrice`> ;)
+< Dominian> mwalling: I was looking into satellite.. by highspeed dialup just
+isn't for me
+< Dominian> s/by/but
+< thrice`> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #508
+ Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:08:41 UTC
+%
+< qkit> morn
+(10 minutes pass)
+< eroc> s/morn/moron/
+< eroc> alkos333: someone is talking to you. :)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #509
+ Added: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:51:59 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> holy testical thursday
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #510
+ Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:01 UTC
+%
+< fred> it's *HUGE*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #511
+ Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:56:07 UTC
+%
+< straterra> But..I'm in asshole mood today :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #512
+ Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:15:37 UTC
+%
+< dTd> I want a girl who can beat me to the center of a toosiepop, not in arm
+wrestling
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #513
+ Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:47:54 UTC
+%
+< LoganTheRed> I'm in a meeting and someone's talking and I have to cut one. I
+thought it was going to be an SBD but instead it roars out of the gate, AND
+we're sitting in leather chairs
+< LoganTheRed> sorry to be so completely off topic but damn that's one of those
+moments you feel to have to share
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #514
+ Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:30:58 UTC
+%
+<Turk-Admin> hi
+<Turk-Admin> every budy
+<Turk-Admin> im looking for a some one hoe cans help me about linux
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #515
+ Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:14 UTC
+%
+<etronik> Hi all! is there a channel for the DSL (Dmm Small Linux)
+distribution?
+<etronik> I having trouble with booting it from SCSI hard disk
+<RichiH> etronik: shockingly, it's called #damnsmalllinux
+<etronik> RichiH: oops! tahnks, I tried searching but I must have mispelled it
+:-) thanks
+<RichiH> np :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #516
+ Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:59:27 UTC
+%
+* LoganTheRed humps your leg
+* straterra moans
+< straterra> Haaarrrder
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #517
+ Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:40 UTC
+%
+< Hikaru> Please answer in the form of a question: hardest substance known to
+man.
+< mwalling_> what is diamond?
+< Hikaru> *bzzt* No. 'What is a lusers skull'
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #518
+ Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:38:45 UTC
+%
+< farabi> I got this error when running svn:
+< farabi> svn: error while loading shared libraries: libsasl2.so.2:
+ cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
+<@fred> install sasl.
+< farabi> thanks fred
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #519
+ Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:21:54 UTC
+%
+Logan: <so wants to order this Intel q600
+Logan: q660
+Logan: q6600 fucking bastard damnit!
+drijen: l2tyoe!
+drijen: oh fuck me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #520
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:31 UTC
+%
+<Milencho> can i remove with pkgtool old KDE 3.5*
+<Milencho> and install the new?
+<Fatb0y> yes you could you just have to build the new
+<Milencho> where can i find 4.0 tgz packet?
+* Marcus_ (n=Marcus@d90-128-61-126.cust.tele2.de) has joined ##slackware
+<BP{k}> not anywhere afaik.
+<Fatb0y> as stated, you have to build it yourself. i have not seen any .tgz's
+yet.
+<spook> Milencho: be patient
+<Milencho> good idea, i will wait a week ;]
+<Milencho> or two
+<Fatb0y> and if you do wait you can just do upgradepkg
+<Fatb0y> or remove and installpkg whichever
+<Milencho> i'm noob to install KDE if is not tgz packet
+<Milencho> i will wait ;)
+<BP{k}> Milencho: you do realize KDE 4.0.0 is not complete yet and may have
+serious bugs/uncomplete/unimplemented code ?
+<Marcus_> but there are already some packages available by mytux
+<Marcus_> http://slackdhabyx.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/kde-400-en-slackware-12/
+<Marcus_> it installs to /opt
+<BP{k}> Marcus_: you can't make packages of stuff that is not there. ie ..
+kdepim
+<Marcus_> of course you can.
+<Marcus_> you know svn?
+<BP{k}> yes, in that way you can :P
+<Fatb0y> Marcus_: that site is not in english or i don't see an en. i would
+just like to read what they did if anything important on there.
+<BP{k}> I would like to see .SlackBuilds to be honest :)
+<Marcus_> its your choice.
+<Marcus_> perhaps i am going to set up an translated version of this site
+<Milencho> i think the best choise is to waitin
+<Milencho> slack 12.1 with kde 4.0
+<Milencho> ;]]
+<Marcus_> i am not sure if pv will already include it?
+<BP{k}> I will be stunned and shocked if he did.
+<ayaz> I will ditch slackware if he did.
+<BP{k}> ayaz: I won't but I will drop KDE and go xfce
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #521
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:36 UTC
+%
+16:21 -!- BlackSunrise [~andrew@66-168-147-2.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has
+joined #debian
+16:21 < BlackSunrise> hey
+16:21 < BlackSunrise> cansomeone help me
+16:21 < lamby> !ask
+16:21 < dpkg> If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem
+with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. when I try
+ to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___."
+Don't ask if you can ask, or if anyone uses it, or
+ pick one person to ask (ask the whole channel!). We're all
+volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't
+ get an answer, ask later or ask debian-user@lists.debian.org
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+16:21 < BlackSunrise> !ask wine
+16:22 < BlackSunrise> hmmn
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #522
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:51:50 UTC
+%
+-!- eilart1 [n=matteo@151.66.190.135] has joined #amarok
+< eilart1> This feature is only available to last.fm subscribers
+< eilart1> but i'm a lastfm subscriber
+< eilart1> and username and password are correct, if i go in the site i login
+< emunkki> what the heck are you talking about?
+< eilart1> amarok
+< hurra> 0o
+< emunkki> uhm...
+< fred> /o\\
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #523
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:53:03 UTC
+%
+< lamby> Gentoo, my dear boy, is simply an OS for child molesters.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #524
+ Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:01:00 UTC
+%
+( DaSkreech) M.C. Escher
+( DaSkreech) He's my favourite M.C.
+( Qrawl_) the steps guy
+( Qrawl_) didnt he work on the Windows registry
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #525
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:34 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> It's like those warning messages about "do not use in shower" that
+they put on hair dryers. They wouldn't be there if some dumbass hadn't done it.
+< PanzerMKZ_> or the people that complain there is no stop direction on the
+rinse and repeat
+< rworkman> PanzerMKZ_: who did that? They should still be washing. See? People
+don't follow directions.
+< rworkman> Give that person a hair dryer already.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #526
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:50 UTC
+%
+( nullboy) i stay away from vista like it was ebola
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #527
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:52 UTC
+%
+< ainrout> is linux another type of ubuntu, or is it just a "kernel"?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #528
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:53:54 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> Have to walk carefully... don't want to get tubgirled.
+< straterra> Speak for yourself
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #529
+ Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:49:01 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> "I am stupid as a rock"
+< Dagmar> I beat my head on this issue for two hours straight one night about
+fifteen years ago before I realized my idiocy
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #530
+ Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:19:44 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> what does dagmar even do for a living?
+< mwalling_> not sure
+< mwalling_> but he works night shifts
+< straterra> IRC server tester
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #531
+ Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:22 UTC
+%
+< UFOzx> hi all
+< straterra> hi
+< UFOzx> how do you live
+< straterra> i eat...drink..sleep
+< UFOzx> are you from america :) ?
+< straterra> have occassional sex
+< straterra> yes..
+< UFOzx> )) i'm too
+< straterra> how do you live?
+< UFOzx> but i'm from russia
+< UFOzx> how life in america :) ?
+* mwalling points out that this isn't AOL chatrooms....
+< straterra> mwalling: asl?
+< straterra> and...you arent affiliated with chris hanson, are you?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #532
+ Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:26 UTC
+%
+< straterra> "Look at me..I'm a certified Linux admin..but..i don't know what
+screen does!"
+< mwalling> hehehe
+< vbatts> ha
+< StevenR> straterra: that screen displays whatever is sent to it
+* CaptObviousman face palms
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #533
+ Added: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:00:34 UTC
+%
+< alan_hicks> I'm a bottom-up kind of person.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #534
+ Added: Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:36:43 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> is it safe to interrupt e2fsck -f ?
+< CaptObviousman> would you interrupt your parents while they were fscking?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #536
+ Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:40:42 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> And FWIW, AI flying (including take-off and landing) is a lot
+easier than you may think.
+< Dagmar> Yeah, it's the making sense of 4,000 planes in the air at once, all
+going in different directions that gets ugly
+< Alan_Hicks> True.
+< Alan_Hicks> Wonder how well those Predator drones would work in a country
+filled with airplanes?
+< Dagmar> Alan_Hicks: Considering they can shoot down data they don't like?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #537
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:15:11 UTC
+%
+11:30 < mwalling_> 4) I'm wearing pants
+11:30 < straterra> 5) I want to de-pants mark o.O
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #538
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:32:17 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> samoshit: Optionally, you could pay me to do this for you. I make
+a very good living getting paid to do things other people don't want to do.
+< samoshit> Alan_Hicks software should be freeeee
+< straterra> Alan_Hicks: I make good money on that premise..fat ladies need love
+too!
+< mwalling_> straterra: DAMN YOU
+* mwalling_ goes to get yet another keyboard
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #539
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 UTC
+%
+< DexterF> sh!t. anyone knwo the current LinuxPackages ftp serv address?
+< Alan_Hicks> 127.0.0.1
+< Alan_Hicks> That's not right, but at least it has more useful content.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #540
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:49 UTC
+%
+<straterra> I'm pretty buff
+<andarius> like in turtle wax ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #541
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:54 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> I weigh about 8 lbs less than that and I still sink like a rock in a
+pool
+< Dagmar> Not enough body fat versus bone density
+< andarius> dont feel bad Dagmar, i sink as well
+< cpunches> i float
+< straterra> cpunches: most peices of crap do
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #542
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:31:07 UTC
+%
+< straterra> mwalling_: Can you speak 56k?
+< W|GGL|T> ATDT
+< Alan_Hicks> ATDH
+< mwalling_> SKAWEEESH
+< straterra> KKSSSSHHHSHSHHSSSHHH
+< mwalling_> BEDOO BE DOO
+< W|GGL|T> lol
+< straterra> DadoooDOOOOOOO
+< mwalling_>
+KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+< W|GGL|T> <busy tone>
+< rob0_> NO CARRIER
+< mwalling_> BWANK BEDOOP KSSSHHH
+< straterra> KKSsssSSSSHSsssHHHH Doooooo dooo DOOOO KSSSHHHSSSSs BEEP BEEP BEEP
+BEEP BEEP BEEP
+< straterra> Welcome to the Year 1999.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #543
+ Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:44 UTC
+%
+< slackerpete> phrag, its so small
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #544
+ Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:14 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> You can take an old sweaty show tongue, batter and fry it and I'll
+eat it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #545
+ Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:16 UTC
+%
+<@zx64> You think maybe apache works on OSX anyway?
+<@serclappie> no it wont i believe
+<@serclappie> oh and additionally
+<@serclappie> its Leopard
+<@serclappie> not OSX
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #546
+ Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:14 UTC
+%
+15:16 < bercik> is /dev-libs/boost doing something to make my programs faster?
+ <i look at ebuild's name>
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #547
+ Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:04 UTC
+%
+<ja12> the last time someone on irc said. hey check this out, it was a picture
+of some guy opening up his butthole
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #548
+ Added: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:39:11 UTC
+%
+< SiFuh_> They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic
+messages... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #549
+ Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:54 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> IM IN LOVE!!!!
+< mwalling> </tomcruise>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #550
+ Added: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:56 UTC
+%
+macavity humps fred
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #551
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:35 UTC
+%
+< phrag> what just happened
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #552
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:37 UTC
+%
+22:19 < straterra> I..play CS:S
+22:19 < W|GGL|T> so do i
+22:19 < W|GGL|T> i'm just VERY picky on what servers i join
+22:19 < straterra> you should let me pwn you
+22:19 < straterra> Eerrr..play ya
+22:20 < W|GGL|T> you on the pill? cuz you're gonna get ravaged
+22:20 < straterra> Touche...and yes, I am
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #553
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:44 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I love this laptop stand
+< LoganTheRed> straterra: what is it?
+< Dominian> They call it the "erection"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #554
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:13 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> fuck this sun thing
+< mwalling_> nullboy: dont do that, you could cut your penis
+< nullboy> the LOM port is NOICE
+< Dominian> heh
+< Dominian> Didy ou get in finally?
+< nullboy> nope
+< nullboy> i'm doing the LOM port
+< nullboy> with heat transfer grease too
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #555
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:48:16 UTC
+%
+< theLichKing> i also wants to find the derivative of d/dx arccos(3x + 2) ?
+< Alan_Hicks> theLichKing: 42
+< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: are you sure? i believe it shouldn't be a real number
+< Alan_Hicks> The answer is definitely 42
+< theLichKing> Alan_Hicks: ok thanks guys
+< Alan_Hicks> You're welcome.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #556
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:52:13 UTC
+%
+< myke54142> sniping is a valid strategy
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #557
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:53 UTC
+%
+< myke54142> wow pat's a big old hippie
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #558
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:58 UTC
+%
+< DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now
+< rworkman> Hari Kari
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #559
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:30:04 UTC
+%
+< dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #560
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:56:19 UTC
+%
+<@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt
+<@Dagmar> Satan might.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #561
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:00:55 UTC
+%
+< myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the
+ basement for 3 days and it'll work again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #562
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:14 UTC
+%
+< straterra> "The ChristOS 2.0 now released! Just in time for nuclear
+ holocaust! Jesus's return now runs kernel 2.6.24..."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #563
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:30 UTC
+%
+<WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite
+<Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b
+<WIldnQIk> tell me
+<Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #564
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:16 UTC
+%
+<opertinicy_> NopaTop-: who is "linux" in your idea?
+<NopaTop-> opertinicy_ well its GNU, stallman and the other jews
+<NopaTop-> jews should be banned from opensource movement, all they want to do
+is make money from it
+<NopaTop-> like stallman? why won't he take the xemac patches? because they wont
+make him money to further the zionist agenda
+<NopaTop-> I am reading about BSD, it seems it was some early linux code fork by
+gays?!?! WTF
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #565
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:39:28 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #566
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:43:54 UTC
+%
+<straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #567
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:44:22 UTC
+%
+< cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically
+ improve Debian overnight.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #568
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:57:32 UTC
+%
+(Brian is a coworker)
+
+Straterra: I thought up a name for my to-do project
+Straterra: STD
+Brian: stuff to do?
+Straterra: Stands for...wait for it...Simple To-Do
+Straterra: though..stuff to do sounds better
+Brian: I like mine better. :)
+Straterra: I do too
+Straterra: I think I shall steal it
+Brian: How about Stuff to Friggin Undertake?
+Straterra: lol
+Straterra: Dude
+Straterra: Rename RT that
+Brian: STFU would rock
+Straterra: STFU.workdomain.com
+Straterra: "did you submit that to STFU?"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #569
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:17:40 UTC
+%
+< straterra> COME ON
+::: straterra whines
+< straterra> Come ooooonnnn
+< acidchild> bitch
+< fred> straterra's my bitch.
+< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy
+< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date
+< fred> Distance is an issue.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #570
+ Added: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:07 UTC
+%
+< TeMagic> !ask
+<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the
+problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...)
+< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I
+can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no
+internet and no updates...
+< TeMagic> nobody knows?
+< TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway
+< TeMagic> bye
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #571
+ Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:00:05 UTC
+%
+< rg3_> denying a fresh installed slackware is not exactly a fully functional
+computer is pretty dumb by itself, in my humble opinion
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #572
+ Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:46 UTC
+%
+<USCA> us & ca universities
+<USCA> > You are all invited to us & ca universities
+<amrit|wrk> huh?
+<Fiver> gee, thanks. are you going to pay my tuition? ;)
+<amphi> USCA: you're too kind ;)
+<kasc> so whom exactly do i put in the field "pays for everything"?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #573
+ Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:11:55 UTC
+%
+<Tremido> I accidentally added a slash infront of root while editing the
+/etc/passwd file is there anyway to fix this now that I doesn't recognize a root
+account?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #574
+ Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:03 UTC
+%
+02:56 < exile777> yeah i ssh my moms ubuntu all the time
+02:56 < exile777> even though its less than 10 feet from me
+02:57 < macavity> MOM?!?.... now i know where i my taste for goat pron comes
+from... but i wish i didnt!! ;-)
+02:57 < exile777> rofl
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #575
+ Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:11 UTC
+%
+< Astiv> what's the future of asm?
+< lleksah> lol
+< lleksah> nice one
+< lleksah> 8/10
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #576
+ Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:01:25 UTC
+%
+< AbsTradELic> fred: sending by dcc
+<@fred> That may be what you think, but my firewall disagrees.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #577
+ Added: Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:07:19 UTC
+%
+< patba1> i'm pretty sure this laptop will get me laid sooner or later
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #578
+ Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:50:06 UTC
+%
+< obelus> if lua is written in C, how can it support things that C does not,
+like closures, tail call eliminations, etc.?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #579
+ Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:20:08 UTC
+%
+<sebbs> could someone help me?
+<sebbs> my laptop does not turn on and i cannot figure out why
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #580
+ Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:50 UTC
+%
+<fouroftwenty> lol, what is this samba?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #581
+ Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:56:54 UTC
+%
+< fred> IA64 -> x86-64:
+< fred> <intel> I made you a 64-bit processor
+< fred> <amd> But I eated it.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #583
+ Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:14 UTC
+%
+< rob0> Dominian: TMI: 16:19 < Dominian> straterra: I had it up last night you
+dork :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #584
+ Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:27 UTC
+%
+< straterra> You have a woman
+< straterra> Make her make us some drinks!
+< rob0> yes, splendid idea
+* straterra has a woman too
+< straterra> Just..not in yelling distance
+< straterra> Dominian: ping
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #585
+ Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:10 UTC
+%
+< SiegeX6> while :; do for i in {1..5}; do for j in {1..12}; do echo -n "Badger
+ "; done; ((i!=5)) && echo -n "Mushroom Mushroom "; done; echo -e "\nA Snake, a
+snake, snake, a snake, oh it's a snake\n"; done
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #586
+ Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:21:36 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Hmm... what's wrong with laying pipe to some good cat?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #587
+ Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:23:53 UTC
+%
+* rworkman opens his robe and shows his pointy hat.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #588
+ Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:55:09 UTC
+%
+<fuo> hi
+<fuo> what is the deffrence between tcp and Udp ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #589
+ Added: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:34:26 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> man 8 buttplug
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #590
+ Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:37:36 UTC
+%
+< MaximoSlackinMac> fork bombing.. is that from the buttplug man page?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #591
+ Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:40:20 UTC
+%
+< MaximoSlackinMac> have you guys seen Dirt on FX?
+< MaximoSlackinMac> jeebus.. damn near softcore porn
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #592
+ Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:48:08 UTC
+%
+<livinded> as far as I know it doesn't but I'm not possible
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #593
+ Added: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:11:07 UTC
+%
+< fred> Please rephrase that as a question that makes sense :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #594
+ Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:10 UTC
+%
+< demian__> a question @ all: my hoster just told me that my amanda backups
+fail, because on directory contains more than 400.000 files .. might that be the
+reason?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #595
+ Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:06 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> great..
+< Dominian> now this guy is arguing with me about these rails fitting in a relay
+rack configuration
+< Dominian> THEY WONT FIT ASSHOLE just LISTEN TO ME>
+< Dominian> Send me non-versarails
+< eelriver> Ask him if his boyfriends cock fits in his asshole sideways
+< Dominian> lol
+< Dominian> lmfao
+< thrice> lol
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #596
+ Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:27 UTC
+%
+< whythehell> I nearly lost 10% of my left middle finger yetsterday. Which
+makes typing Es a little tingly.
+< whythehell> Fortunately, only 1 in 26 of my variable names has an e in it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #597
+ Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:54 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> !topic remove 6
+<@Chuckbot> Dominian: Error: '5' is not a valid topic number.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #598
+ Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:13 UTC
+%
+< straterra> This slackware is 10x better the one on Freenodd!
+< straterra> freenode^
+< straterra> better and smarter?
+< rworkman> Well, it was. ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #599
+ Added: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:14 UTC
+%
+<andarius> JKWood: true, but still more trouble than i would fiddle with
+<JKWood> Most people fiddle with a bow. Your idea is intriguing; can I join
+your mailing list?
+<andarius> only if you can string an inode :P
+<andarius> we have standrads :)
+<andarius> but spelling is not one of them ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #600
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:47 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Because it ain't a lemon party without that citris burn where the
+sun doesn't shine.
+< JKWood> Urrr...
+< rob0> oooooooh that burns
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #601
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:40 UTC
+%
+<sybariten> isnt rmuser a linux standard command?
+<sybariten> i need to remove a user from my ubuntu system
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #602
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:35:42 UTC
+%
+<nix_chix0r> i dont feel like shopping online for sperm
+<nix_chix0r> figure i'll try the old fashion way it seems more fun
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #603
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:54 UTC
+%
+< naji-> whats this => cannot find -lz
+< naji-> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
+< naji-> whats lz?
+< Dagmar> A sign that you foolishly opted not to install zlib.
+< naji-> it wasnt me i swear
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #604
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:14:07 UTC
+%
+< ams> mattl: no, has emacs been released in thepast 2 years?
+<@mattl> ams: yes.
+< ams> it has?
+<@mattl> ams: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RELEASE
+ MANAGER?!
+<@mattl> ams: seriously. step down.
+<@mattl> ams: kindly step down from the GNU project and let a more
+ capable release manager, like... anyone, do it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #605
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:36:55 UTC
+%
+From #gnu:
+
+ams: you really need to lighten up
+ams: j00bar: like maybe go out a bit, and meet people...
+baughj: now that's comedy
+baughj: ams saying j00bar needs to get out more and meet people
+j00bar: yes. i'm such epic fail. *sigh*
+ams: then we are three
+ams: mattl is even worse than us!
+amalgamated: is it me, or is making fun of a GNU hacker for lacking a social
+life kinda like making fun of a kid with downs syndrome for drooling?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #606
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:47:08 UTC
+%
+16:14 <+rworkman> Purino diet - long story short: I was in Wal-Mart checking
+out. I picked up the 50lb bag of dog food and put it on the counter, and the
+woman behind me says "You have a dog?" I couldn't resist.
+<+rworkman> Me: "Nope. I'm getting back on the Purina diet. I used to weigh
+over 250lbs, and as you see, I lost about 60 lbs on it." She says, "You look
+like you lost more than that."
+<+rworkman> Me: "Oh yea, well, I lost another 30 in the hospital - just got out
+last week."
+<+rworkman> Her: "Oh, the dog food is toxic?" Me: "No."
+<+rworkman> "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my ass, and a car
+hit me"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #607
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:19:51 UTC
+%
+<Dagmar> I've exactly zero printing mojo.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #608
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:39 UTC
+%
+22:03 < Odd_Bloke> Return statement considered harmful.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #609
+ Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:42 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> Woah... fred, if you were a girl, I'd likely ask you out.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #610
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:06 UTC
+%
+<rob0> maybe olefowdie had trouble unzipping?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #611
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:09:13 UTC
+%
+< clarjon1> Hurd is the kernel I was talking about...
+< clarjon1> So, what benefits might I get from that one?
+< fophillips> Urm...
+< fophillips> No hardware support?
+< fred> clarjon1: simpler hardware choices.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #612
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:17 UTC
+%
+<gore_> Moving that must be like a proctate exam by Captain hook
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #613
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:49 UTC
+%
+<ananke> gore_ : if you think that i think of you when i go to bed, you should
+guess again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #614
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:55 UTC
+%
+<JKWood> rob0, why couldn't you have piped up before I noobfarmed that?
+<rob0> sorry I'm slow tonight
+<gore_> wtf is a noobfarm?
+<ananke> gore_ : that's where you become famous
+<ananke> think of it as celebrity rehab
+<gore_> wtf for?
+<rworkman> Just go there already and you'll see.
+<rworkman> :)
+<rworkman> dot.org
+<gore_> Celebrty rehab?
+<JKWood> Yep.
+<gore_> A bunch of yuppies with a lot of money going on TV to show the public
+they're sorry they know how to have fun
+<JKWood> You're not famous yet, although you will be.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #615
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:49:18 UTC
+%
+<acidchild> you guys saying i don't say dumb shit? i think you all lie
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #616
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:11:17 UTC
+%
+<andrea23> hi, does anyone know if it's possible to change the location of my
+external ip?
+<andrea23> how can i configure my router to connect to a proxy server?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #617
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:20:52 UTC
+%
+<Airer-girl> hm.. I want to play temple of elemental evil, or rome total war, or
+dungeon siege 2, or kotor, warhammr dark crusade, but I'm not sure whch to play
+:( and not sure which performs best on slackware, been a while since I setup
+wine for it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #619
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:01:33 UTC
+%
+< NopaTop> whats the point in ipv6 actually?
+< NopaTop> why did they not just extend ipv4
+< NopaTop> 192.168.1.1.999 etc?
+< NopaTop> people bitch that ipv4 address space is full
+< NopaTop> but i've never seen 999.999.999.999
+< NopaTop> it seems stupid to only use 255 numbers when you have 999
+< NopaTop> just patch ifconfig to allow 999?
+...
+< NopaTop> [S+Z] Unknown command: /PART
+< NopaTop> what is part supposed to do?
+< NopaTop> humm i dunno how i leave a channel
+< NopaTop> i've never had to do it before
+< NopaTop> normally i get kicked and/or banned
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #620
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:59:39 UTC
+%
+< danopia`school> is IRC = email?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #621
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:47:30 UTC
+%
+-!- BadgerBOT [choob@localhost] has quit [Quit: Java or Debian has fucked up,
+again. See you in a bit!]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #622
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:37 UTC
+%
+< skibur> Any slackbuild for viewing logs all-in-one App?
+<+rob0> echo -e '*.*\t\t\t/dev/tty12' >> /etc/syslog.conf ; /etc/rc.d/rc.syslog
+restart ; chvt 12
+<+rob0> My way is not the same as that. Some syslog(3) input is not written to
+files.
+<+Alan_Hicks> I'm a big proponent of rob0's method, only I go a little bit
+further.
+<+rworkman> I don't read logs. If the system is still running, nothing bad has
+happened. ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #623
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:52 UTC
+%
+<faileas> i have old hardware, there's no reason for things not to work!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #624
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:56 UTC
+%
+<drijen> dammit, why do i always have to help the helpless
+<drijen> i'm like angel, with no buffy
+<nullboy> just do what i do "i don't think i can help you any longer."
+<thrice`> <3
+<LoganTheRed> and who doesn't want a hot, nubile blonde girl around?
+<LoganTheRed> especially with a hot, nubile, brunette sister
+<LoganTheRed> and a hot, nubile, bisexual, redheaded friend
+<CaptObviousman> you know I was going to say something, but after reading the
+last three lines, I've no idea what it was
+<LoganTheRed> I wondered why it suddenly got very quiet in here
+<nullboy> did someone say bisexual female?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #625
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:01 UTC
+%
+< dadexter_laptop> he's your mom
+< straterra> That joke sucked more than Paris Hilton trying to get a snake venom
+out of her random lovers love-parts
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #626
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:32:07 UTC
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+<nullboy> you bastards where the hell have you all been
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #627
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:11:04 UTC
+%
+< mwalling_> question asked... lets see how long until i get my ass hole
+ reamed out
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #628
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:50 UTC
+%
+< andarius> mcedit ... real men use vim :P
+< nullboy> the tun/tap setup gives the guest its own IP on the same subnet as
+the host OS
+< evilfourzero> eelriver: yes
+< rob0> s/JKWood/smart-aleck/
+< JKWood> Not this again...
+-!- JKWood is now known as smart-aleck
+< rob0> WOW it worked!!
+< nullboy> lmao
+< andarius> mv smart-aleck /dev/null ?
+-!- smart-aleck [n=JKWood@h66.40.88.75.ip.alltel.net] has quit ["Termination
+connected"]
+< andarius> sweet
+< rob0> That worked too!
+< Buggaboo> What worked?
+< rob0> mv smart-aleck /dev/null
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #629
+ Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:47:59 UTC
+%
+<edman007> JKWood, horse porn is not well suited for mysql, you should move the
+binary data out of the DB, only store the meta-data and the info needed to find
+the files the DB, the binary horse porn should be on the filesystem
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #630
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:45 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> And THAT'S going in noobfarm... just as soon as I finish rofl
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #631
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:47 UTC
+%
+< straterra> macavity: I like my gentoo similiar to how I like my S&M
+sessions..long, drawn out, and painful just to realize my efforts were fruitless
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #632
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:48 UTC
+%
+<limac> what was the first unix OS?
+<limac> minix?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #633
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:19 UTC
+%
+< emma> what are the advantages of slackware?
+< nullboy> emma: control
+< charle97> emma: control
+< macavity> emma: control
+< JKWood> emma: control
+< emma> wow you guys like control!
+< rworkman> emma: yes we do. Now go fix me a glass of tea.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #634
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:26 UTC
+%
+<rob0> Oh I disagree. Find the one you like, learn it, stick with it.
+<rworkman> rob0: assholes?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #635
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:31 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> I would probably have taken it out of somebody's ass.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #636
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:34 UTC
+%
+* fred is a fan of /boot/ponies
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #637
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:59 UTC
+%
+* acidchild has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
+<Dominian> and .. a bus just drove by again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #638
+ Added: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:02 UTC
+%
+<emma> movies in ascci is a compelling reason to use Linux.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #639
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:16:58 UTC
+%
+<WizCraker> is there something I can run that will show what physical memory
+modules are installed without needing to pop the case open and look?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #640
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:00 UTC
+%
+<Picachoo> how to make adept package manager use a proxy for downloading
+updates? in kubuntu
+<ananke> Picachoo : you asked the same question in #linux. at least show some
+curtesy, and wait for answers there
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #641
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:05 UTC
+%
+<K-Mash> hi, can someone tell me how do i upgrade the bash package?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #642
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:08 UTC
+%
+<limac> well, g2g to good old bed :)
+<JKWood> I wish I was there.
+<limac> see ya people tomorrow
+<JKWood> Well... my bed.
+<limac> bbye
+<JKWood> Not your bed.
+<limac> :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #643
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:11 UTC
+%
+r3vld: http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0215080056dp6.jpg
+r3vld: thats the picture
+nullboy: is that slackware?
+nullboy: r3vld: what is that?
+r3vld: slackware
+Basho: I wondered that myself
+r3vld: 12
+BP{k}: that is *NOT* slackware
+nullboy: that doesn't look like slackware to me
+BP{k}: slackware does not use *yum-update .. whatever it is
+nullboy: r3vld: can you explain this?
+r3vld: its 12.0
+r3vld: slackware
+BP{k}: with yum?
+r3vld: well i installed 12.0 slackware
+nullboy: that looks like a redhat boot up
+***andarius smells a rat, a fedora rat or similar :o
+r3vld: no redhat
+nullboy: well i'm pretty sure that isn't slackware booting
+nullboy: r3vld: just tell us what you are really booting
+r3vld: ok, centos peace of crap. no one helps me :( i need to get slackware
+r3vld: and i thought you guys could help me with that damn error
+r3vld: :(
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #644
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:17:15 UTC
+%
+sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend reading the manpages
+OsamaK: "manpages"?
+sgran: OsamaK: I highly recommend some basics in Unix, then
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #645
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:37:16 UTC
+%
+<pasta> wow, people still use slackware?
+<Dominian> wow people still ask stupid questions?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #646
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:40 UTC
+%
+<pasta> what is slackware known for?
+<dadexter_laptop> not having dumbass users asking dumbass questions
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #647
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:05:44 UTC
+%
+<Dagmar> I go to installfests and freaking birds practically follow me around
+singing birdsong of harmony
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #648
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:31 UTC
+%
+< jpipkin> the geniuses over at GNOME are spending time and effort on
+integrating youtube into totem
+< jpipkin> wtf are they smoking :/
+< Alan_Hicks> Pot.
+< InspectorCluseau> GPot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #649
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:28 UTC
+%
+<Liono> why i cant see etc/sudoers i have enabled to show hidden files
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #650
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:09 UTC
+%
+<memeyou> can lvm convert a single drive install to a raid - or do i have to
+backup and restore on a new empty raid?
+<memeyou> does that question make sense?
+<memeyou> or mdadm, that is
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #651
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:19 UTC
+%
+<xp_prg> anyone know a good youtube proxy?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #652
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:22 UTC
+%
+<ESphynx> hey guys, is there a way to build the kernel driver of the root file
+system as a module? (and the HD controller (sata) driver as well?)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #653
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:29 UTC
+%
+<GoRpO> i have a problem ..
+<GoRpO> a reiserfsck --rebuilt-tree was executed in a ntfs partition ...
+<ciosad> doh
+<GoRpO> what can i do to repair this ?
+<amphi> GoRpO: --rebuild-tree is scary enough on reiserfs
+<GoRpO> exactly ... but me cause this error ... executing rebuild-tree on ntfs
+partition
+<amphi> GoRpO: reiser-fsck has been described as a "horror reanimator" ;) see
+http://zork.net/~nick/mailformat/mail/why-reiserfs-is-teh-sukc
+<GoRpO> ok ,, but i need repair this ntfs partition
+<GoRpO> execute rebuild-tree on a ntfs partition was a mistake , should be
+execute this on /dev/hda3, but i set rebuild-tree on /dev/hda1 and /dev/hda1 is
+a ntfs partition
+<GoRpO> can i do repair /dev/hda1 ?
+<awol> Some very useful data recovery software can be found at
+http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk
+<sethk> GoRpO, generally speaking you don't want to repair ntfs from within
+linux.
+<GoRpO> omg
+<amphi> sethk: masterly understatement ;)
+<sethk> amphi, thank you :)
+<amphi> GoRpO: if --rebuild-tree actually did anything I would think you can
+kiss that fs goodbye
+<sekhmet> amphi: Good god, I hadn't seen that before (re: horror reanimator).
+ That's just hideous
+<amphi> GoRpO: just having a reiser fs in a file for a loopback fs is enough for
+rebuild-tree to completely trash a reiserfs partition, apparently - thus "horror
+reanimator" ;)
+<amphi> sekhmet: scary, eh?
+<sekhmet> amphi: Quite
+<amphi> I did have to do --rebuild-tree once, and it did work, but it was
+sufficiently alarming that I renounced reiserfs
+<GoRpO> a brazilian expression need be used on this moment
+<amphi> I liked the bit in the manpage that said if rebuild-tree fails or is
+interrupted, the partion will no longer be mountable...
+<GoRpO> a expression "To fudido "
+<GoRpO> "to fudido" show all emotions on this momment
+<amphi> GoRpO: not an expression of joy, I take it ;)
+<sethk> reiser will kill you .... :)
+<amphi> heh
+<GoRpO> hehe
+<GoRpO> reiser just killed me
+<amphi> GoRpO: well, it's more like you used reiser to repeatedly stab your ntfs
+partition, to be fair; it would have been nice if it had said "this is not a
+reiser fs, bailing"
+<GoRpO> reiser destruct me hehe
+<GoRpO> yep ... its have been good
+<Fiver> hmm.. speaking of which, the prosecution rested its case yesterday
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #654
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:53:54 UTC
+%
+< Triviette> --== Trivia ==-- [category: TV/Movies]
+< Triviette> B Movies: This 1956 feature classic proved that Marilyn
+ Monroe
+< Triviette> actually could act.
+< Triviette> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #655
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:07:16 UTC
+%
+<laptor> <sekhmet> I like gentoo but it's very hard :(
+<sethk> it's not hard. It's dumb, and it's slow, but it isn't hard.
+<sekhmet> sethk: No no, you must be mistaken. Gentoo is OMGFAST. ZOOOOOOOOM!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #656
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:33 UTC
+%
+< Rusty1> fire dept here has all-you-can-eat bkfst tomorrow
+< Rusty1> cholesterol testing to follow at ambulance garage
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #657
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:37 UTC
+%
+< gore_> My Wife and I are going to check it out to see what I can pop in it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #658
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:09:40 UTC
+%
+<Killab33z> where is my .wine directory?
+<sethk> Killab33z, I don't see it here, so you must have it :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #659
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:36:54 UTC
+%
+<daniel> Got a problem with a mdadm software-raid: I just transfered 4 discs
+that were originally part of a raid5 to other hardware. The /dev/sdx1 devices
+are there, but I can't start the raid. It adds all discs as spares
+<daniel> Ah
+<daniel> Ok, I -A --force'ed them
+<daniel> And I hear clicks... wow, now I at least know that I bought the new
+mobo, cpu and ram in vain because the drive actually *is* bad :-D
+<daniel> Gonna test one disk at a time to find out which one is bad
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #660
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:10 UTC
+%
+<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely
+will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will
+recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the
+stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #661
+ Added: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:37:23 UTC
+%
+<straterra> uh..no
+<straterra> and..guess what
+<straterra> im not in a pc
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #662
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:35 UTC
+%
+<DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio.
+<Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25
+<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- -
+<theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode?
+<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer
+is totally invisible.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #663
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:22:39 UTC
+%
+< Dark_Fox> So what exactly are these "anti-cheat additions"? Most games
+ come with their own stuff if it's required
+< fred> Dark_Fox: they come with it, and it goes "You're not running
+ standard windows drivers, you're a cheater" and bans your CD-key.
+< Dark_Fox> What games? That's never happened to me before
+< fred> it's fairly common with punkbuster-based games
+< Dark_Fox> I don't use punk-buster. Ever.
+< fred> steam's think does it too
+< Dark_Fox> No, it doesn't
+< fred> it does
+< fred> though, every few months they go and do new fixes for wine
+< Dark_Fox> I read an article where it says that STEAM explicitely
+ cooperates with cedega to work on linux
+< fred> Dark_Fox: You know how we were just talking about how cedega was
+ good, and worked with anti-cheat companies?
+< fred> *headdesk*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #664
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:43:23 UTC
+%
+<+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though
+ my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used
+ for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my
+ account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say
+ that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original
+ order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that
+ order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from
+ them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again
+ after that now.)
+<+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #665
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:57 UTC
+%
+< christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #666
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 UTC
+%
+< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all
+the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his
+hands in his tiny, POS saturn.
+< LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #667
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:30 UTC
+%
+<fred> deuchi: how do you pronounce your nickname?
+<JKWood> fred: "yor nick naym"
+<Dominian> haha
+<fred> JKWood: *SLAP*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #668
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:34:33 UTC
+%
+<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #669
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:53:16 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans.
+< acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now
+< straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award!
+< straterra> DING DING DING DING!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #671
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:59:54 UTC
+%
+Snipped from a mailing list thread about Dell's Support....
+
+I called up Dell's tech support for government contracts. This was some years
+ago and they asked for a contract ID number and a password. I actually got them
+to give me whatever I needed. The conversation went something like this.
+
+"Dell tech support may I have your ID number please?"
+"My what?"
+"Your government contract ID number."
+"We don't have that information anymore."
+"You should have received that with..."
+"You don't understand. That information is on one of our servers, and that
+server has crashed. It's the one I was calling you about."
+"Oh well we can take care of that by just asking a couple of security questions
+to verify your identity. Is Commissioner So-and-so there?"
+(This is where the lie got really good.)
+"Oh great!"
+"Is there a problem sir?"
+"Yes there's a problem. He got indicted on federal embezzlement charges."
+"Oh I see, let me let you talk to my supervisor."
+
+Once I got to talk to the supervisor, they handled everything without question.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #672
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:39:00 UTC
+%
+< livinded> whoa
+< livinded> nice netsplit
+< Dominian> hrm
+< Dominian> Yeah.. that was huge
+< livinded> I've seen bigger
+< dadexter_laptop> that's what she said
+< livinded> wow, I walked right into that one
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #673
+ Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:13:22 UTC
+%
+<MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time?
+<theatro> can you get the fake one?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #674
+ Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:47 UTC
+%
+< gore_> brb need to run out to my car and grab that POS laptop and desktop and
+email so I can giggle
+< straterra> A married man..giggling? Last time I saw that was in San
+Francisco...
+< straterra> *cringe*
+< mwalling_> heh
+* mwalling_ giggles
+< mwalling_> wow.... take that back... that was exceptionally gay
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #676
+ Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:15:55 UTC
+%
+< peacedog> So free hardware + money = herpes blamed on the dog? O.K.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #677
+ Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:03 UTC
+%
+03:24 < mwalling_> we're a bread 'n butter client for MS
+03:24 < mwalling_> i get all sorts of cool toys
+03:25 < macavity> that was an oxymoron right there..
+03:25 < mwalling_> macavity: ...
+03:25 < JKwood> client for MS?
+03:25 < JKwood> Yep.
+03:25 < mwalling_> er
+03:25 < mwalling_> s/for/of/
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #678
+ Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:16:06 UTC
+%
+< gore_> straterra: you should check out a band named Acid Bath, you'd like it
+< straterra> Lies
+< gore_> What kind of music do you like?
+< BP{k}> straterra: you just want all the fun ;)
+< straterra> BP{k}: You caught me
+< straterra> gore_: something that doesn't scare the goats
+< JKwood> straterra: Their cd has goat pr0n on it.
+< JKwood> You'd love it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #679
+ Added: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:19:21 UTC
+%
+* spook fscks Dominian
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #680
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:12 UTC
+%
+<Anarkhi> anyone here?
+<theatro> just ask
+<Anarkhi> i have
+* theatro has quit (""Mummy, do robots make babies?"")
+<Anarkhi> dumbass. read up next time and quit throwing a fit and quiting -.-
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #681
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:21 UTC
+%
+< volkerdi> A fun math trick is to figure out how long it will take before there
+is not enough matter in the Universe to make an Emacs binary.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #682
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:08:27 UTC
+%
+* fred takes volkerdi to a lemon party ?_?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #683
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:14:29 UTC
+%
+<SiegeX> when emacs gains conscienceness do you think it will have a weight
+complex?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #685
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:19 UTC
+%
+<CarlFK> how do I get sudo to sudo the >> to? sudo cat fstab.txt >> /etc/fstab
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #686
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:37 UTC
+%
+22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> so
+22:37 < Khaine_Incarnate> how are yall?
+23:08 < Pensicola> distracted
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #687
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:50 UTC
+%
+[16:59] <nullboy> social small talk is useless, from my introverted point of
+view it only exists out of customary procedure
+[16:59] <andarius> lol
+[16:59] <deoks> Yes.
+[16:59] <deoks> Some do see people as programs :)
+[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: It's what we call 'building rapport'
+[17:00] <systemloc> nullboy: Think of it as logging in and establishing
+permissions :D
+[17:00] <nullboy> lol
+[17:00] Action: andarius simply asks for those :P
+[17:01] <systemloc> nullboy: If you do it well, you can even get a privledge
+escallation on some ppl
+[17:01] <systemloc> sp?
+[17:02] <andarius> permission regression :o
+[17:02] <Anarkhi> why is it so hard to find material on a nonflashable prism
+wifi card? can anyone please help me with this issue.
+[17:03] <systemloc> JKWood: eh?
+[17:03] <nullboy> if you manage privilege escalation in the real world you might
+get a chance to probe some open ports without a filter
+[17:04] <phrag> lol
+[17:04] <andarius> but that can lead to child processes ....
+[17:04] Agiofws (n=agiofws@85.72.134.152) joined ##slackware.
+[17:04] <phrag> haha
+[17:04] <nullboy> hahaha
+[17:04] <andarius> then you are stuck with responsibility to the system :(
+[17:04] <andarius> admin for life you are
+[17:04] <nullboy> lmao
+[17:05] <nullboy> oh man this proves i'm not fit for human consumption
+[17:05] <andarius> lol
+[17:05] <systemloc> andarius: some ppl kill those off as they begin to spawn,
+but before they fork from the mother process
+[17:05] <andarius> ahh yes
+[17:05] <systemloc> this is, of course, very controversial
+[17:06] <andarius> some also remove the ability of the code to replicate
+completely. then port probing is considered safe
+[17:06] <phrag> think of the malware!
+[17:06] <systemloc> At what point does a process begin to execute code, and when
+does it have the right to run to it's natural completion?
+[17:06] <andarius> as null bits are used for firing
+[17:07] <phrag> noobfarm ^
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #688
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:16:55 UTC
+%
+< fred> now the male connector doesn't have screw recepticles
+< rworkman> No, fred, male parts don't have screw receptables. They're screw
+deliverers.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #689
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:14:31 UTC
+%
+Overheard at the KDE 4 Release Party.
+amrit- I love how Slackware has Emacs as its own diskset.
+amrit unchecks the E series
+amrit- Don't want that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #690
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:26:51 UTC
+%
+< rob0> andarius: if life gives you lemons ...
+< fred> Have a lemon party!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #691
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:37 UTC
+%
+[12:24] <AbortRetryFail> I'm just praying to the gods of *nix and what better
+place to do that than in an IRC channel?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #692
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:50 UTC
+%
+<andarius> small germans talk differently than large ones ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #693
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:54 UTC
+%
+<jpipkin> cup of lemony... "goodness"?
+<Alan_Hicks> I dare ya to swallow that.
+<mwalling> ...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #694
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:38 UTC
+%
+[14:41] <rob0> Ich bin ein Lemonjellydonut
+[14:42] <jpipkin> haha
+[14:42] <Dagmar> Mmm... berliner
+[14:42] <jpipkin> auslander :-/
+[14:42] Action: Rixon eats rob0
+[14:43] <jpipkin> woh kinky
+[14:43] <rob0> That makes it officially a lemon party.
+[14:43] <Rixon> lol#
+[14:43] <Rixon> got a cup?
+[14:43] Action: Dagmar hides the window.
+[14:44] <Rixon> hahah
+[14:44] <Dagmar> Somehow I don't think that's the toxicity they are worrying
+about
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #695
+ Added: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:55:40 UTC
+%
+< docmur> is there a 64 bit version [of Slackware]
+< volkerdi> docmur: got more than 4GB of RAM?
+< docmur> there's more reasons then that to run a 64 bit linux system
+< mwalling> volkerdi: but its the coolness factor!
+< mwalling> volkerdi: plus the fact that we can harass fred more readilly then
+you :P
+< volkerdi> hehe
+< straterra> fred's our sexy lil whipping boy...a nice gag and leather gimp
+outfit...mmmmm
+< thrice`> easy straterra
+< straterra> do i gotta?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #697
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:51 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> In short, this ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
+<straterra> rworkman, why the hell not?! :(
+<straterra> can we get it your way?
+<nullboy> you can get it your way but you have to take the wrapper off first and
+move patties around
+<rworkman> bingo :)
+<straterra> damn
+<straterra> im too lazy...thats why i use gentoo
+<rworkman> heh
+<JKWood> And don't complain if the patties set your cat on fire.
+<JKWood> Flame-broiled has its disadvantages.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #698
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:51 UTC
+%
+* spook stabs peacedog with a frozen eel
+<peacedog> Frozen eel or Lemony Knife?
+* JKWood has a lemony fresh wooden spoon
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #699
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:05:58 UTC
+%
+<Old_Fogie> AbortRetryFail: your wife's box is 'unusable'
+<nullboy> lol
+<nullboy> he said box
+<Old_Fogie> What in *G*'s name did u do to it ROFL
+<AbortRetryFail> do you /really/ want to know?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #700
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:06:09 UTC
+%
+-!- hades_ has joined #freenode
+< hades_> Hey i want to extract the sound from an AVI, just 30 seconds of it..
+Which is the best way to do this in ubuntu?
+-!- Vaajda has joined #freenode
+< Vaajda> just a quick question can ubuntu use 2 internet connection at the same
+time
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #701
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:35:27 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> i think i can fake it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #702
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:28:54 UTC
+%
+<CarlFK> sudo rmmod usbcore = ERROR: Module usbcore is in use by
+usbvideo,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd
+<CarlFK> is there something that will rm all of those?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #703
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:11 UTC
+%
+<AmeedX> Hi . I want to ask question please : How Lunix is different than
+windows
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #704
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:14 UTC
+%
+<joshuamc> if i want to make my sites files and folders to be writable by a
+script like with php, what group should my www folder be
+<joshuamc> the same as apache? same as php?
+<joshuamc> right now, the only way to make my files/folders writeable is by
+doing 777 on them and that's dangerous
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #705
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:24 UTC
+%
+<sethk> how come everyone other than me has a large trout handy?
+<Fiver> sethk: you forgot to feed yours, didn't you?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #706
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:29:26 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> W|GGL|T: If you did manage to hold your breath during "testicular
+torsion" you'd be far more of a man than the rest of us.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #707
+ Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:32 UTC
+%
+< fred> Lemon party... tasty.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #708
+ Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:35 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> straterra: "goat" is not a sex.
+< straterra> yes it is
+< straterra> i can prove it
+< straterra> put their backlegs in your boots..
+< straterra> and they cant run
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #709
+ Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:39 UTC
+%
+08:04 < Rixon> omg campmeter is rising
+08:04 * W|GGL|T teabags Rixon
+08:04 -!- Rixon [n=Rixon@host86-147-144-110.range86-147.btcentralplus.com] has
+ left ##slackware ["fag"]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #710
+ Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:48 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> andarius: You cannot escape my noobfarming, for you see, I fertilize
+it heavily. ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #711
+ Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:43:52 UTC
+%
+<frog> what's the command to compile tex in vim?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #712
+ Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:07 UTC
+%
+<k1lumin4t1> what's the correct english name for those CD round labels?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #713
+ Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:11 UTC
+%
+<ap1803> any way I can unzip a 6.8GB .zip file..? When I try it tells me its too
+big.. "Zip file too big (greater than 4294959102 bytes)" (its ~7gb)
+<Rael> holy crap. thats a big zip file
+<Rael> is that your porn collection
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #714
+ Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:45:36 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> rworkman: My daughter knows what a for() loop is
+< Dominian> rworkman: eating dinner th eother night.. I said what you doing...
+she said "for loop daddy.. until food is alllll gone"
+< rworkman> Dominian: awesome!
+< Dominian> yeah.. 3 years old
+< Dominian> I about choked
+< rworkman> Actually a while or until loop, but good enough :)
+< Dominian> My wife was like "What did she say..." I said "hhh honey.. she's a
+programmer in the making.."
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #715
+ Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:45:10 UTC
+%
+( rob0) Let's all compare lengths. Mine is short!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #716
+ Added: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:52 UTC
+%
+<SpookyET> I'm a fishhole
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #717
+ Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:03:57 UTC
+%
+< macavity> "can you feel the love tonight" :P
+< dadexter_laptop> ##slackware... your nevern ending source of entertainment
+< acidchild> macavity: i'm full of love.
+< jpipkin> I'm full of shit.
+< macavity> LOL
+< acidchild> haha
+< rob0> I'm full of myself.
+< dadexter_laptop> I'm full of rob0
+< jpipkin> oh baby oh baby
+< dadexter_laptop> err
+< rob0> ewwwwwwww
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #718
+ Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:53:50 UTC
+%
+<jefreee_c> JKWood is ddossing me
+<jefreee_c> someone help
+<JKWood> Yep, I'm ddosing you with my laptop and my C64's. Uh-huh.
+<andarius> JKWood: dont forget your phone ;)
+<JKWood> Oh, yes, I wrote a ping-o-death program for my phone.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #719
+ Added: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:40:07 UTC
+%
+msierks: any1 help me, i screwed up my dvd automounting by accidently pressing
+do nothing ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #720
+ Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:23:00 UTC
+%
+<nullboy> i'm going to grow a bear like stallman
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #721
+ Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:20 UTC
+%
+<DGMurdockIII> can you help me get wine installed on centos\
+<AcTiVaTe> did you ever read http://wiki.centos.org/Repositories/RPMForge ?
+<AcTiVaTe> Can't expect peeps to help you if you are not going to read
+elementary stuff 1st
+<AcTiVaTe> And why use a 64 bit edition anyway when you know squat about it?
+<DGMurdockIII> i am reading
+<DGMurdockIII> im doing it but it what dose that have to do with wine
+<AcTiVaTe> It enables the repository containing wine
+<DGMurdockIII> could u help me do with it please cose im stuk
+<DGMurdockIII> on one of the steps
+<AcTiVaTe> Which one?
+<DGMurdockIII> priority=N step
+<AcTiVaTe> N is a number between 1 and 50 roughly
+<AcTiVaTe> Declaring the priorities for the different repositories or repo's as
+they call em
+<DGMurdockIII> ok i get that but i can save the file
+<DGMurdockIII> can't
+<AcTiVaTe> So use su or sudo
+<DGMurdockIII> dont know now how to do
+<DGMurdockIII> i now how to uses su when it ask to be root for a cooand
+<DGMurdockIII> but i dont now where to uses su now or what
+<AcTiVaTe> just put sudo before the command
+<AcTiVaTe> or su -c
+<DGMurdockIII> how is that going to help me save a file can you be more clear
+<DGMurdockIII> i do now i need root acase
+<DGMurdockIII> WTF
+<DGMurdockIII> dont do that again
+<AcTiVaTe> Since you know everything already and can read HOWTO's and use google
+you obviously don't need me. Good luck in your Linux adventures
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #722
+ Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:27:46 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> JKWood: This thumbdrive is awesome. It's a cell phone charm, and it
+matches my razr. :)
+< Dagmar> ...and I am neither female, nor gay. I just happen to like properly
+accessorizing.
+< thrice`> then you *have* to be female or gay
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #724
+ Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:57:30 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/02/26/stallman_quits_emacs/
+< Dominian> whoa
+< Dominian> stallman quit emacs!?
+< nullboy> yep
+< Dominian> If that's true.. THANK YOU GOD!
+< Dominian> we can remove it from slackware
+< nullboy> hahaha
+< nullboy> oh man that's hilarious
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #725
+ Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:33:38 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> slackware-current/slackware# du -sh e/
+< nullboy> 22M e/
+< thrice`> what's the installed size, though ?
+< Dominian> heh
+< nullboy> 1.21TB
+< thrice`> lol
+< Dominian> hahah
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #726
+ Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:59 UTC
+%
+<ShawnRisk> I am using redhat linux enterpise ver 4 and in command line, where
+do I get the commands I can use in the command line?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #727
+ Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:44 UTC
+%
+< fred> thrice`: Yes, but you blow goats, so I don't care.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #730
+ Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:27:54 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> ooh, I didn't think you could control cpu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #731
+ Added: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:12 UTC
+%
+<Dagmar> But they should be AFRAID of what happens if they run out of RAM and
+don't have swap.
+<Dagmar> THe OOM killer will wake up, stumbling around firing blindly, like a
+drunken angry dwarf with a sawed-off shotgun.
+<rob0> Like Alan_Hicks.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #732
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:41:56 UTC
+%
+<mingdao> My wife is about to crawl my rear ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #733
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:59 UTC
+%
+<Mathman> aside from restarting firefox, would there be a way to get it to
+forget that you're logged into a website? I already tried going to the stored
+passwords thing and removing my username, but that doesn't help
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #734
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:23 UTC
+%
+<case__> hmmm... anyway, i've re-discovered my old 1040 stf, and i'm looking for
+a way to create disk for the ST from disk images found on the net. i've only
+linux systems here and dd doesn't seems to cut it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #735
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:34 UTC
+%
+<case__> i've just bricked my 20 years old language disk and in dire straits of
+a vtXXX emulator :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #736
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:58:40 UTC
+%
+<free1> do I use scp or sftp to copy files from my local machine to a remote
+machine?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #737
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:26 UTC
+%
+< pixie> I think nerds have this mental flaw against coping with deliberate
+exaggeration
+< JD> pixie: it's called pedentry
+< pixie> pedantry*
+< JD> pixie: see
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #738
+ Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:37:35 UTC
+%
+< mjg59> WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M IN THE KERNEL. NAH, IT'S SHIT
+< Noodles> I don't want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL?
+< mjg59> You want CONFIG_ACPI_THERMAL, but I suspect that pulls in
+CONFIG_MISC_THERMAL_BONGHITS
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #739
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:01 UTC
+%
+<xonicx> how to remove some specfic flag from CFLAG list? CFLAG -= foo doesnt
+work for me?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #740
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:09 UTC
+%
+<phos-phoros> I don't know what the occasion is, but the hotties were out in
+full force today.
+<phos-phoros> hotties as in, possible milfs, mature...adult females.
+<phos-phoros> yes-siree bob
+<phos-phoros> !1
+<gdb> mmm
+<gdb> milfies
+<gdb> yum yum
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #741
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:19 UTC
+%
+< kloeri> henke37: nickserv is right though - identifying twice is just
+ silly
+< henke37> kloeri, that's not the issue
+< henke37> it is that it sugests that I am stealing somebodys else nick
+< kloeri> what is the issue then?
+< henke37> it's the wording in the message that I want changed
+* ViciousPotato blinks
+< henke37> "This nickname is owned by someone else" should be rewriten to
+ not imply that the user is using something that somebody else
+ owns
+< fred> BUG #1337: Nickserv is not polite.
+< henke37> it is the "by someone else" part that I don't like
+< ViciousPotato> I don't like you, does that mean I can get you changed?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #742
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:13 UTC
+%
+< Paperface> just have to make the search actually work..
+< Paperface> and return some results
+< slef> just hard code "your search returned no matches" - much cheaper
+< Paperface> that's what it does at the moment
+< slef> release it into beta and wait for customer feedback
+< slef> that's what other webmasters do, then vanish and I get the bugfix
+request
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #743
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:48 UTC
+%
+< JKWood> Okay. That will make this easier. We're about to rock your world...
+"chroot /mnt"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #744
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:25 UTC
+%
+[oftc] -!- You are banned from this server- autokilled:
+ *@81.93.247.141 Please fix your IRC client. Mail
+ support@oftc.net with questions/when done. (2008-02-29
+ 17:47:57)
+-weasel/Wallops- Sorry folks. It seems a bug
+ in services turned a mask into *@*.
+< Hikaru> It's just went on a killing spree. Can't anyone understand the
+ stress services must go under on a daily basis?
+< fred> Hehe, "Postal Services"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #745
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:04:28 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> after i get it up
+< acidchild> show em i'm can do it
+< acidchild> slack is going on there.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #746
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:18:53 UTC
+%
+<Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind
+<JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #747
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:11:09 UTC
+%
+< AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes
+< AthlonRob> s/is //g
+< AthlonRob> err
+< AthlonRob> awe screw it
+< AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon
+< AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #748
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:15:52 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Question...
+< Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket
+ back home?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #749
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:31:18 UTC
+%
+(For context, fred is talking about a meeting of several UK people on July 4th)
+
+< fred> Also, if we do do this:
+< fred> We all need to buy alan a drink
+< fred> To celebrate national "Georgia's not our problem any more" day
+< fred> (aka US independance day)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #750
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:23 UTC
+%
+* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and
+cough them up later.
+* Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #751
+ Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:26 UTC
+%
+<dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel?
+<dvh> hallo...
+<dvh> irc sucks
+<dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #752
+ Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:41 UTC
+%
+<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine.
+<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #753
+ Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:26:46 UTC
+%
+<dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #755
+ Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:21:43 UTC
+%
+< ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds
+< Dagmar> ananke: We know that. We see them joining here every day.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #757
+ Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:20:31 UTC
+%
+< Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #758
+ Added: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:49:59 UTC
+%
+chet: hi i just install linux OS
+chet: it has problem
+chet: i want help .. any expert
+chet: hi pls help me take care of my linux OS problem plz
+theLichKing: chet: you'll get better help by asking a question
+chet: ok fine
+chet: i install linux OS from ubuntu but my PC does not restart and makes noise
+"peep peep"
+mjbjr: chet: check your BIOS docs, the number of beeps means something
+chet: mjbjr where are my BIOS docs with the computer manual?
+chet: i have problem for 4 days and no solution
+chet: i am wasted a lot of time now and i still dont have a good computer
+enouf: chet: does the hardware actually work? or did you fish it out of a
+dumpster?
+chet: no no its a GOOD PC. very fast
+chet: good speakers and good memory
+chet: LOL @ LUNIX. LOL @ LUNIX RETARDS ACTUALLY ANSWERING RETARDED QUESTIONS.
+chet: NO WONDER, LUNIX FAILED 10000X
+
+This guy doesn't even know how to troll
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #759
+ Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:53:11 UTC
+%
+< whatsgood> don't taze me bro
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+< whatsgood> duuuuude why'd yah taze me man
+::: acidchild maces whatsgood
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+< edman007> stop resisting!
+::: acidchild fires a few nail in to whatsgood's head.
+::: acidchild batons whatsgood's knee caps
+< acidchild> WHERES MY MONEY BITCH
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+::: edman007 kicks whatsgood
+< edman007> whatsgood, ready to pay up?
+::: acidchild breaks two whatsgood ribs
+< acidchild> don't make me move up your chest
+< acidchild> one will go in to your lungs
+< edman007> acidchild, move down...
+::: acidchild breaks two more of whatsgood's ribs
+< acidchild> tazer him bro, so he shakes the rib in
+::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
+::: edman007 starts to wonder if whatsgood is still alive
+< acidchild> lets go
+< acidchild> he'll be around with the money soon
+::: edman007 takes the lunch money and splits it up
+< acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos?
+< edman007> no :(
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #760
+ Added: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:15:22 UTC
+%
+<airer-girl> christ noone knows the answer to my questions
+airer-girl (n=ag@unaffiliated/airer-girl) left ##slackware ("Leaving").
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #761
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:49 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I'm going to sign my girlfriend up for a wet tshirt contest..and
+not tell her. Then take her to the bar and be all suprised
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #762
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:55 UTC
+%
+19:07 < straterra> fred, lets make our own lemonparty
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #763
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:24:58 UTC
+%
+(00:20:58) FrostCS: Don't take life so seriously, it's not like it's permanent.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #764
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:01 UTC
+%
+<ezguy> is UML consider a virtual machine ?
+<ezguy> evermind
+<ezguy> is wine hq consider an app or emulation?
+<sekhmet> ezguy: wine is a partial implementation of the windows API
+<ezguy> ok, i'll call it api.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #765
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:10 UTC
+%
+<zippytech_> hey how can i set permissions on a folder for just one group of
+users?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #766
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:25:13 UTC
+%
+* Xafks has quit (Quit: unlike a smoker)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #767
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:40 UTC
+%
+<`Abo> apache logs?
+<mwalling> `Abo: no, the logs out of my ass...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #768
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:37 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> Chuckbot is smarter then the old one was
+<@Chuckbot> mwalling: Error: "is" is not a valid command.
+< mwalling> Chuckbot: bite me
+* Chuckbot bites me
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #769
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:41 UTC
+%
+<BillyCrook2> damnit, who tripped over the internet cord again!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #770
+ Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:08:11 UTC
+%
+<acidchild> i only moved the wire a lil bit!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #771
+ Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:38 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> hmm I wonder how much the french would like it if I stop and demand
+they surrender ...
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #772
+ Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:31 UTC
+%
+< Old_Fogie> gentoo is linux? I thought they were a doc writing project :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #773
+ Added: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:32 UTC
+%
+< MidnightToker> that's it, i've lost my patience with this os
+< MidnightToker> only workaround i'm doing is a reformat
+< MidnightToker> bye bye linux
+[*] MidnightToker [~nullcore@c-71-196-70-115.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit
+[Quit: Leaving]
+<@alphageek> call the waaaaaaambulance!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #774
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:20 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> andarius: go ahead
+< acidchild> no nuts.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #775
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:27 UTC
+%
+< wigglit> yeah, black people do ski, fyi
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #776
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:30 UTC
+%
+< echelon_> why is there "irc protocol support" in the kernel?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #777
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:33 UTC
+%
+< kamaji> hmm, vlc's crashing when I start it up as anyone but root
+< kamaji> what the tits.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #778
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:39 UTC
+%
+< echelon_> that's the last time i'm going to copy a kernel config from a gentoo
+page
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #779
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:44:30 UTC
+%
+this is from a ttysnoop session with acidchild and slink.
+
+root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# you have libsexz0r.so.1 issues.
+root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# oh totally
+root@dubstep:~/matt/tinc-1.0.8# hahamhaa
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #780
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:32 UTC
+%
+< eclipse75> printf("Hello world!\n");
+< jkwood> eclipse75: IRC != Internet Relay Compiler
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #781
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:35 UTC
+%
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | D |
+<@lamby> | DDD |
+<@lamby> | O |
+<@lamby> | XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@lamby> It's IRC tetris time
+<@benji> rofl
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | D |
+<@lamby> | DDD O |
+<@lamby> | XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@benji> Bah, I was too slow.
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | D O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@Faux> Can't play this. D:
+<@benji> ...
+<@lamby> | X |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | D O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@Faux> LEFT LEFT
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | D O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@benji> Lambytris is slow.
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@Faux> It's a PENIS BLOCK. :D
+<@lamby> | D O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@Faux> CCCOMBO BREAKER
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> | D O |
+<@lamby> | DDD XOO|
+<@Faux> DOWN
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@benji> SPACE
+<@lamby> +--------+
+<@Faux> JINX
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> | |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X |
+<@lamby> |X D O |
+<@lamby> |XDDD XOO|
+<@lamby> |####XXXO|
+<@lamby> +--------+
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #782
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:45 UTC
+%
+< rob0> Mine isn't long enough
+< rob0> it's an odd shape, maybe one of these monitor boxes will work.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #783
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:51:12 UTC
+%
+< rob0> When I was with Robby, I didn't have any trouble getting in.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #784
+ Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:18 UTC
+%
+Received via email:
+
+If Slamd64 is so like Slackware, why are the system requirements so different?
+Slackware will run on a 486, but you claim to need an Athlon64, Core 2 Duo, or
+Opteron?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #785
+ Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:18:45 UTC
+%
+< straterra> fred: why won't slamd64 run on my Pentium 2?!
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #786
+ Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:42:19 UTC
+%
+< ron1n> KDE4 doesn't seem to fit Slackware's style
+< fred> You mean 'working' ? :p
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #787
+ Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:21 UTC
+%
+<juice> i better go too bed before I get in trouble
+<juice> later all
+<whatsgood> before you get in trouble from who?
+<juice> I dunno
+<juice> myself
+<echelon_> thanks
+<whatsgood> yeah i feel ill after the coffee i guess i'll sleep too
+<echelon_> there's no such thing
+<juice> I have work in 6 hours so that is good enough to need some sleep
+<whatsgood> yeah i have an interview in 8
+<juice> nice
+<ayaz> I am _at_ work. That, I guess, is a good enough reason to fall asleep.
+<whatsgood> nah i am gonna ditch it
+<juice> ayaz, haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #788
+ Added: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:46:47 UTC
+%
+< new--bie> rworkman: can u plzz help me regarding that :(
+< rworkman> new--bie: I'll give you two sample lines that will accomplish what
+you want on a system that has no
+iptables rules already existing. You have to possess a bit of understanding
+about what they're doing in order
+to enter them correctly (perhaps with modification)
+< rworkman> and stop using aol speak. You're not saving any time by shortening
+"please" to "plzz"
+< new--bie> Sure, sorry for that
+< rworkman> iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <external interface> -p tcp --dport
+80 -j DNAT --to-destination <i
+nternal address of webserver>
+< rworkman> iptables -A FORWARD -i <externl interface> -o <internal interface>
+-p tcp -d <internal address of w
+ebserver> --dport 80 -j ACCEPT
+< new--bie> rworkman: here externel interface is the static IP of my modem ??
+< rworkman> No. It's the external interface.
+< rworkman> You need to call the lead admin. I won't participate in you messing
+up your company lan.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #789
+ Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:23 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Of course, everbody knows that installation, removal, and upgrades of
+packages on Slackware are *actually*
+ handled by rworkman over a secret ssh tunnel built in to every
+install.
+< rob0> sshhhhh!
+< jkwood> Umm... right... I mean, trained squirrels.
+< jkwood> Thus, when you "hose your system" it means that you've drowned your
+squirrel.
+< rob0> and God kills a kitten out of spite.
+< jkwood> Precisely.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #790
+ Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:46:44 UTC
+%
+<Chuckbot> New news from http://dev.slackware.it/rss/snap_slackware-current.xml:
+2008-03-08 08:12:43 UTC
+<thrice`> wow, 20 hours later. nice job shitbot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #791
+ Added: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:32:51 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Freenode has more issues than a 4 vag'ed hooker with a yeast
+infection
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #792
+ Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:22:54 UTC
+%
+<@alphageek> \o
+< mwalling> morn
+< karlmag> \o
+< karlmag> uhm
+< karlmag> o/
+< mwalling> \o/
+< mwalling> M
+< mwalling> C
+< mwalling> A
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #793
+ Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:59:08 UTC
+%
+< fuzzbawl> straterra, what's a windows update?
+<@fred> Either:
+<@fred> a) linux
+<@fred> b) BSD
+<@fred> c) PVC Double-glazing
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #794
+ Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:53 UTC
+%
+< limac> andarius: what to google?
+< andarius> limac: my name is not macavity. if you want hand holding you may
+need to ask some one else
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #795
+ Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:59:00 UTC
+%
+< fred> oh, saw an awesome t-shirt today
+< fred> front:
+< fred> 527^9 + 624^9 = 638^9
+< fred> back
+< fred> Not really.
+< fred> This made me giggle.
+< fred> Cookies for anyone else that gets it.
+< straterra> i dont get it
+< fred> does noone get that here?
+* fred is let down
+< straterra> i'm the only moron here, maybe
+< thrice`> nope; don't see it either
+< thrice`> and I basically ahve a math minor =|
+< fred> Fermat's last theorem
+* straterra stares blankly
+< fred> there is no positive integer a, b, c, or n where n is greater than 2
+where a^n + b^n = c^n
+* straterra is still confused
+< straterra> That theorum is practical..how?
+< fred> straterra: define 'practical'
+< fred> it's true.
+< thrice`> it let some idiot get a doctrate
+< thrice`> F=m*a is practical
+< straterra> fred: um..useful?
+< straterra> I don't see myself ever using that theorum
+< straterra> I'm gonna be playing counter strike..and be like "Oh! Yeah! They
+can't defuse the bomb in time because if an integer n is greater than 2, then
+the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c."
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #796
+ Added: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:23:25 UTC
+%
+< algernon> I once saw something like tar czvf foo.tgz >log && rm -f log. It was
+painful.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #797
+ Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:25 UTC
+%
+< mingdao> phragment, just curious ... how do you discharge yourself?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #798
+ Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:26 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Women who are good Mamas are sexy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #799
+ Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:00 UTC
+%
+< cpm> I actually have an RMS story, and like most of them, it's quite odd,
+having to do with sex and vegetables, (not the people kind)
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #800
+ Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:03 UTC
+%
+< zeroday> anyone here done any java?
+< TJF> HAI
+< TJF> CAN HAS PERL?
+< TJF> I HAS A VAR
+< TJF> IM IN YR LOOP
+< TJF> UP VAR!!1
+< TJF> VISIBLE VAR
+< TJF> IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
+< TJF> IM OUTTA YR LOOP
+< TJF> KTHXBYE
+< zeroday> ...
+< zeroday> lolcode != java kthx
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #801
+ Added: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:50:14 UTC
+%
+< systemloc> You can't kill Frontpage. Frontpage was never alive. It was
+stillborn, and MS is an insane parent that carries around the rotting corpse,
+screaming at people to look at it's beautiful child.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #802
+ Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:11 UTC
+%
+< blauzahl> fredrikh: always happy to give you entertainment
+< fredrikh> good :)
+< blauzahl> want some dancing girls? ;)
+< fred> Can I have some too?
+< blauzahl> fred: blog about how wonderful khtml is and you can have some
+< fred> Erm...
+< blauzahl> fred: is that a conflict of interest for you?
+< fred> blauzahl: http://fredemmott.co.uk/blog_139
+< fred> Where's my dancing girls?
+< fred> *_*
+< blauzahl> oh my. is that syndicated to planet?
+< fred> Yes.
+< blauzahl> that post?
+< blauzahl> either way, i rotfl and *face palm*
+< fred> yup
+< fred> So, where's my dancing girls? :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #803
+ Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:13:12 UTC
+%
+< straterra_> jkwood: they dont have my size speedo :(
+< straterra_> they are descriminating!
+< Alan_Hicks> straterra_: You could always order the smallest size and put a
+pair of socks in the front.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #804
+ Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:35:54 UTC
+%
+< fred> straterra_ is indeed slick, but in a way that involves gel products we
+don't ask questions about.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #805
+ Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:17 UTC
+%
+<User192> Ok i have a question, which is used first? tcpwrapper or iptables?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #806
+ Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:18 UTC
+%
+<Mathman> when I do an nmap udp scan and it says "open|filtered", anyone know
+what that means?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #807
+ Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:44 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I paid for Office 2008
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #808
+ Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:46 UTC
+%
+< Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me?
+< Daviey> russian roulette?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #809
+ Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:52 UTC
+%
+(Note: today's date is 3/14/08)
+[08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY!
+[08:28] * CaptObviousman throws a pie at your face
+[08:28] < mgrossie> Hmmmm... guess there's not an hour and minute to be
+extracted from it.
+[08:28] < mgrossie> Wait
+[08:28] < mgrossie> 15:92
+[08:28] < mgrossie> That could be military time
+[08:28] < mgrossie> Nope... note the 92 part, really
+[08:29] < CaptObviousman> well, in 7 years we could have 3/14/15 9:26:54
+[08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse
+[08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit
+[08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #810
+ Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 UTC
+%
+14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there
+14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns
+ error 2....
+14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg?
+14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :)
+14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;)
+14:21 < ^A^kira> doh///
+14:21 < jkwood> It's all good.
+14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #811
+ Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:52 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> /c/c
+< rworkman> shit
+
+45 minutes later in another channel:
+
+<+rworkman> /c/c
+<+rworkman> Damn.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #813
+ Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:02:22 UTC
+%
+* andarius kicks php :(
+* fred hugs php
+* jkwood hug fred
+* fred calls the police
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #814
+ Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:06 UTC
+%
+<jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack?
+* jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #815
+ Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:11 UTC
+%
+##slackware :
+<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they
+thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop
+their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack
+on kde team
+<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos
+here
+<Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #817
+ Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:09 UTC
+%
+<Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #818
+ Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:08 UTC
+%
+<vivekv> hello? is anybody in here who is actually here?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #819
+ Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:12 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> LoganTheRed: but he was *you* govoner
+< mwalling> ernor
+< mwalling> fuck
+* mwalling goes loioking for the aspell plugin for irssi
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #820
+ Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:29:38 UTC
+%
+<kethry> just give him something to get on with fred. he'll be quite happy.
+* fred gives drijen kethry
+<kethry> LOL that's not what i meant!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #821
+ Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:57:02 UTC
+%
+00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Aw, can't I just give you my sister?
+00:04 < straterra> Hordeking: is she an anal virgin?
+00:04 < Hordeking> straterra: Frankly, I really don't want to know.,
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #822
+ Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:23 UTC
+%
+01:02 < robby> y use wireless u get twice the speed from a wire
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #823
+ Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:35 UTC
+%
+-!- Pip [n=Pip@59.174.162.33] has joined ##slackware
+< Pip> Is slackware a versionless linux distribution ?
+< rworkman> Pip: no. How would you possibly arrive at that conclusion?
+< Meckafett> no, why would you think that?
+< BP{k}> rworkman: by magic eightball?
+< Pip> Just guess
+< rworkman> Don't do that. It doesn't play out very well for you.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #824
+ Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:35:31 UTC
+%
+< ananke> i want a pony
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #825
+ Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:40:44 UTC
+%
+<oledole> Q: Does linux somehow support me creating a virtual fs device based on
+a directory? So that if I mount /dev/sdbx1 i get the contents of /home/foo/bar ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #826
+ Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:04:47 UTC
+%
+<martzipAN^> hey. igot a file in my local unix machine, and i want to upload it
+into remote ftp and replace the old file in the new one, i got the ftp
+login/pass , but i want to do it in shell command line, is that possible?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #827
+ Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:12 UTC
+%
+<Martizpan2> hey, anyone can see that script ? http://pastebin.com/m7ccfb6d6 ,
+im trying to upload file to ftp using ssh... its not working
+
+Contents from pastebin.
+
+#!/bin/sh
+
+ftp -n <<END
+open DESTINATIONSERVER
+binary
+user USERID PASSWORD
+put /var/www/file.php
+bye
+END
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #828
+ Added: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:05:27 UTC
+%
+20:05 < joeyh> =head1 SEE ALSO
+20:05 < joeyh> Yellowstone National Park.
+20:06 < joeyh> best SEE ALSO ever!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #829
+ Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:49:22 UTC
+%
+< andarius> once, a long time ago, in a land far far away there was this
+ thing called documentation. it was an odd thing. elusive to
+ most. those who could catch sight of it and understand it
+ were blessed and seen as all knowing. but this was a special
+ land. not like this land we see now, this internet ....
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #830
+ Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:09:01 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> SuperpeZ: you seem to have a frankenstein linux going there, and I'm
+not going to provide the probe to shove up its ass.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #831
+ Added: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:48:23 UTC
+%
+< Viperfang> hmmm.... --> [error] [client 127.0.0.1] File does not exist
+C:/xampp/htdocs/bbic/redirectme
+< quinophex> whoa...
+< quinophex> this is apache on windows?
+< Viperfang> Yeah
+< Viperfang> Its the same as linux with different paths
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #832
+ Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:16 UTC
+%
+< eklof> Anyone have the iphone ?
+< snoopy> no, but you can buy me for easter
+< straterra> Id rather get laid than have an iphone
+< straterra> for easter, that is
+< straterra> Nothing says "celebrate the ressurection of Jesus" like premarital
+sex comitted in a drunk stupor that is regretted 9 months later by both parties
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #833
+ Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:02 UTC
+%
+13:35 * straterra mutters
+13:35 < straterra> Someone charged $30 worth of porn to my card
+13:36 < thrice`> yeah, that *COULDN'T* have been you
+13:37 < straterra> It wasn't
+13:37 < straterra> I dont pay for porn
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #834
+ Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:36:53 UTC
+%
+< cpunches> alphageek, ping
+* karlmag guesses he's sleeping or something
+< karlmag> cpunches: depending on your question, perhaps someone else might be
+able to answer?
+< cpunches> karlmag, unless you know how participation in the open source
+community can be put down on a resume probably not. thank you, though.
+* ananke wouldn't consider trolling on irc worth being put on resume
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #836
+ Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:57 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Y'all remind me never under any circumstances to hire
+ cpunches. He does things because they feel good, not
+ because they are the best thing to do.
+< cpunches> well, i'd still hire you :)
+< ananke> cpunches : considering where you stand, i don't think you'll be
+ in a position of hiring any of us, for the next few decades
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #837
+ Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:16 UTC
+%
+< CaptHowdy_> omg i tried to let out a fart and now its all in my
+underwear...seriously im gonna have to take a shower
+< CaptHowdy_> i will e back in about 10mins
+< CaptHowdy_> keep me updated faiz
+<@Caesar86> i will
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #838
+ Added: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:38:10 UTC
+%
+< TiNc> hey guys. i kind of screwed up here. I read some security guide
+ that said to delete all accounts that you don't use in slackware
+ and i think i took it too literally. Only accounts left now are
+ mine and root. Which accounts should i restore?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #839
+ Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:26 UTC
+%
+-!- neuro_sys [n=neurosys@unaffiliated/neurosys/x-283974] has joined
+ ##slackware
+< neuro_sys> curl vs wget ?
+< unixfool> either one
+< neuro_sys> vim vs emacs?
+< unixfool> troll
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #840
+ Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:42:53 UTC
+%
+< sef-main> I just did a massively stupid thing, I unmerged python (needed to
+rebuild it)
+< sef-main> now I get:
+< sef-main> emerge -av python
+< sef-main> -su: /usr/bin/emerge: /usr/bin/python: bad interpreter: No such file
+or directory
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #841
+ Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:03 UTC
+%
+< straterra> bleh
+< straterra> i have a cat telling me its sleeptime
+< straterra> and a brain that says 'fuck sleep, paaartay'
+< straterra> and a body that agrees with the cat
+< drijen> cat owns you.
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #842
+ Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:43:14 UTC
+%
+00:20:49 <DemonScrypt> why must slackware be so unforgiving
+00:21:12 <alienBOB> DemonScrypt: natural selection at work
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #843
+ Added: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:29:25 UTC
+%
+< mikegrb> jelly beans > sex
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #844
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:29 UTC
+%
+<@trs80> debian is also arguably more stable than slackware, since it releases
+less frequently
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #845
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:34 UTC
+%
+< ron1n> could I theoretically buy an ipv6 router and start my own IPv6
+intranet?
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #846
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:41:39 UTC
+%
+<Hockeydude> I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of
+charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #850
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:06 UTC
+%
+<@gitrdun^> i right good viruses
+<@Belial> gitrdun^, yep, you're write.
+<@gitrdun^> yep i am
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #854
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:22 UTC
+%
+2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 XGizzmo
+2148 BP{k} | feck.
+2148 BP{k} | dragonlotus: chmod +x 4755 Xorg
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #856
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:34 UTC
+%
+10:21 < straterra> ceiling fred is shown no mercy though
+10:21 < kethry> well you better not squirt BP
+
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #857
+ Added: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:40 UTC
+%
+< straterra> Let the record show..nix_chix0r is nix_chi0r_with_a_dix0r
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #875
+ Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:02:35 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> I just had an evil birthday gift idea
+< Ripzerskins> Well I dunno
+< Ripzerskins> Tell
+< CaptObviousman> she didn't fall in love with you
+< CaptObviousman> that was bullshit
+< Ripzerskins> I bet
+< CaptObviousman> ok, evil birthday idea is
+< CaptObviousman> go to hooters, steal a menu
+< Ripzerskins> LOL
+< CaptObviousman> wrap it in a big box
+< CaptObviousman> give to her on her 18th birthday
+< Ripzerskins> QUIT MAKING ME CRY IN LAUGHTER
+< CaptObviousman> make sure to include a card that says "Congratulations on
+reaching the pinnacle of your career!"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #877
+ Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:25 UTC
+%
+convivial> hi!
+<convivial> is this channel dead or what?
+<killfill> just sleepy i guess... :P
+<elb> you've been here for one minute and said nothing useful
+<convivial> ok :)
+<jmLeBlanc> lol
+<elb> pardon our lack of reaction :-P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #878
+ Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:02 UTC
+%
+rainabba> when I use 'crontab -e', where are the entries stored?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #879
+ Added: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:03 UTC
+%
+< dcramer[]> hrm how do you print to stdin ?
+< emacsen> you don't
+< emacsen> you can't print to stdin. That's like eating from your butt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #881
+ Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:13:37 UTC
+%
+<@Anheuser-Busch> IM DRUNK AND LISTENING TO ABBA
+<DrDiamond> at least yo're not sober and listening to ABBA
+<@Anheuser-Busch> heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #882
+ Added: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:57:37 UTC
+%
+< Lo-lan-do> Okay, I'm fed up with one particular company spamming me
+repeatedly. Anyone knows of a HOWTO for tarpitting with iptables?
+< formorer> iptables -I INPUT -s 25.55.55.55 -j DROP
+< mjj29> formorer: or, -j MIRROR
+< mjj29> MIRROR is excellent
+< mjj29> some script kiddie rooted himself via a box I had MIRROR setup on
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #883
+ Added: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:07:23 UTC
+%
+< muraii> The Onion should do real news for April fool's.
+< muraii> Likewise, Fox.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #886
+ Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:17 UTC
+%
+< cruxeternus> Someone ought to overthrow VeriSign... they're raising domain
+rates the max possible every year. Because the price of oil is really affecting
+domain name costs.
+<@caker> gotta lube the tubes
+<@caker> that didn't sound right
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #887
+ Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:03 UTC
+%
+<+ARKANSAS> hey
+<+ARKANSAS> I just discoverd something...every time I connect it says something
+about me having new memos from MemoServ, and I always assumed that it was just
+automated spam messages, but I just figured out how to check them and they are
+messages piled up from real people LOL (how does one leave one such a message?).
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #888
+ Added: Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:02:15 UTC
+%
+< FlashBlind> Is there a way other than lilo to duel boot slac and PCBSD?
+< jkwood> Duel booting... Now THERE'S a concept.
+< tom4000> :)
+* jkwood has a sudden vision of operating systems fighting it out for which one
+takes control, mortal-kombat style
+< tom4000> Linux, ready?! PCBSD, ready?! Fight!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #889
+ Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:45:14 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> Why do some people on IRC think their time is more valuable than
+mine?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #890
+ Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:10:50 UTC
+%
+^}^: my channel is registered by another guy
+^}^: my site is www.freesocial.net but #freesocial is registered.
+ViciousPotato: Such a beautiful website, you have.
+^}^: a opensource /freesoft Social Network Service like Facebook
+fred: I can't describe alpha, but I know it when I see it NOT_NOT
+
+quick trip to freesocial.net reveals
+
+.C,^3-L-+-S:C,,-L-NOTu+-C,DEGO 3/4ua^2>>OUD-i?EuA:A:U^2aAuuYENO:D-!-L-
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #891
+ Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:51:21 UTC
+%
+(3:23:07 PM) hennyrd: kmsg is weird
+(3:23:24 PM) hennyrd: how come i cant remove it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #892
+ Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:23:33 UTC
+%
+< seg`fault> hi
+< seg`fault> anyone ON for query?
+< lunaphyte_> proceed.
+< seg`fault> how can i configure the dns referrel in zone
+< seg`fault> pls advice
+< seg`fault> i am new to dns
+< lunaphyte_> what is your goal?
+< seg`fault> i am learning dns
+< seg`fault> so i am testing whatever i can
+< lunaphyte_> what would you like to refer?
+< seg`fault> how many types of referrel?
+< seg`fault> can you just give me one configuraiton example?
+< lunaphyte_> what do you mean by referral?
+< seg`fault> lamer
+< seg`fault> don't waste my time
+< seg`fault> !
+< seg`fault> :\
+-!- seg`fault [n=segfault@cm19.kappa147.maxonline.com.sg] has quit []
+< lunaphyte_> nice.
+< Trengo> he actually said "dont waste MY time"???
+< Trengo> that was...
+< Trengo> surreal
+< rob0> wow
+< lunaphyte_> i can be such a prick sometimes.
+< rob0> Not enough of one in that case.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #893
+ Added: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:33:38 UTC
+%
+* benji has run x86_64 since 2004
+* fred has been running his own x86_64 distro since 2004
+* fred wins
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #894
+ Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:49 UTC
+%
+ktabic [n=ktabic@host81-139-225-56.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit ["I'm a
+professionally trainined computer scientist. That is to say, I am poorly
+educated"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #895
+ Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:24 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> fred, you're such a tease.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #896
+ Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:07:13 UTC
+%
+(BTS is an IRC bot showing bug activity in the Debian GNU/Linux project)
+
+< BTS> Closed #31581 in project by Christoph Berg (myon) <<Time between releases
+is too long>>. http://bugs.debian.org/31581
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #897
+ Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:50:16 UTC
+%
+* Colourafication goes back to listening to malmsteen
+<Colourafication> play fat man play!
+<+DrDiamond> He's still relevent?
+<Colourafication> sure
+<@Anheuser-Busch> ive played on the same stage as malmsteen before
+<@Anheuser-Busch> no, not the same night
+<Colourafication> hah no kidding, where Anheuser-Busch
+<@Anheuser-Busch> The I-Rock Nightclub in detroit
+<@Anheuser-Busch> www.irocknightclub.com
+<@Anheuser-Busch> there have been some rather big names play there
+<@Anheuser-Busch> you go in there.. and i swear.. you travel back in time
+<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked in there in tshirt and jeans
+<+DrDiamond> fitting for Malmsteen then
+<@Anheuser-Busch> i walked out with a mullet, and wearing leopard print spandex
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #898
+ Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:15:06 UTC
+%
+<SilverDawn> I donno how to burn for audiocd via cli
+<SilverDawn> I can burn iso images... but thats the extent i know
+<SilverDawn> lol
+<MacIver> or a media player like rhythmbox ;)
+<drijen> nothing like learning, SilverDawn l
+<SilverDawn> drijen, true
+<SilverDawn> But i need it done -now- lol
+<drijen> also, i like that nick
+* drijen writes that down for a future server name
+<MacIver> i thought nautilus could do audio cds...
+<SilverDawn> silverdawn?
+<drijen> yes
+<drijen> would match my other server, BlackDawn
+<MacIver> sounds like a girl name
+<SilverDawn> Dont chu steal my name =\
+<SilverDawn> MacIver, if you knew what it was based on you wouldnt be sayin that
+<SilverDawn> :)
+
+<MacIver> humm, so what's it based on?
+<MacIver> my machine at work is 'ninja'
+<SilverDawn> Its a play on words, Based on the order of the goldendawn
+<MacIver> and the-google
+<MacIver> SilverDawn: no idea
+<SilverDawn> Then google golden dawn
+<drijen> sounds dirty.
+<SilverDawn> You'll get alot of crap but im sure somewhere you can sift out what
+it truely was
+<SilverDawn> regardless
+<SilverDawn> thanks
+* SilverDawn (n=phoul@wnpgmb0911w-ad03-207-161-223-118.dynamic.mts.net) has left
+##gnome ("Leaving")
+
+***Couple of Minutes Later***
+
+<MacIver> the Golden Dawn, a magical fraternity founded in London in 1888 ok...
+<drijen> rofl.
+<drijen> so silverdawn smokes some pipe.
+<MacIver> basically harry f'n potter society
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #899
+ Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:04:00 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Damn this is a tough decision.
+< Alan_Hicks> On the one hand, getting cpunches to demonstrate a successful
+suicide is a big reward.
+< Alan_Hicks> On the other hand, he's so incompetent he's likely to botch it and
+then he'd be here and we'd have to put up with him.
+< ThomasY> Alan_Hicks: thats why we have a .45 backup
+< Alan_Hicks> ThomasY: I like the way you think.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #900
+ Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:13:55 UTC
+%
+< rob0> mwalling, I know all the bells and whistles of konq are possible in FF,
+but you have to work to get them.
+< rob0> konq, OTOH, has it all set up for me
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #901
+ Added: Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:08:00 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/jkwood/brain
+< nullboy> u haz zeroed!!!
+< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #903
+ Added: Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:36 UTC
+%
+< sw> heh.. helpdesk is FUBAR
+< sw> we are currently experiencing issues with... (long list).. these apps are
+down due to a major outage
+< sw> cows in the server room?
+< sw> oops
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #904
+ Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:13:53 UTC
+%
+Friend on AIM: i will add this to the list of times i was right i am up to 7 on
+my list lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #905
+ Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:38:02 UTC
+%
+< Kaapa> I'm sure you can make a apt-get install slackware in ubuntu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #906
+ Added: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:57:47 UTC
+%
+< mgrossie> Hah... [client redacted] finally admitted they didn't send the right
+data.
+< CaptObviousman> wait, they did? I thought that was an impossibility
+< mgrossie> Apparently, someone actually opened the file
+< mgrossie> I didn't know they knew how
+* CaptObviousman is shocked. SHOCKED!
+< mgrossie> I imagine it took several hours of trying to master the double click
+< mgrossie> You gotta be quick
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #907
+ Added: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:59 UTC
+%
+( tinok) instant message?
+( dexen) tinok: whaddya mean by that, a *private* message?
+( BP{k}) dexen: I think he wants to have hotnetsex with you :P
+( tinok) like open dialouge window
+( dexen) from irc import dialogue
+( dexen) dialogue = dialogue.Dialogue()
+( dexen) window = dialogue.open()
+( dexen) here :P
+( tinok) i never been in here
+( tinok) was wondering if it is possible to chat in window
+* dexen performs a carefull headdesk
+( dexen) are you, tinok, a gnome user by any chance?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #908
+ Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:33:39 UTC
+%
+< kutio> if my wifi card is not supported how can I do to have wifi on ?
+< rob0> "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
+Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
+come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas
+that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #909
+ Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:28 UTC
+%
+rehabdoll [n=misfit@unaffiliated/rehabdoll] has quit ["welcome to
+IRC: where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls
+are FBI agents"]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #910
+ Added: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:15:41 UTC
+%
+< KiwiJoker> are the kernel packages in the kernels dir called System.map.gz?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #911
+ Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:43:20 UTC
+%
+< JasonWard> I don't understand compilers so I just use python or asm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #912
+ Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:09 UTC
+%
+< andarius> i need to have a point on irc?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #913
+ Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:33:54 UTC
+%
+< neale> sorry guys pedialyte tastes like butt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #914
+ Added: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:49:40 UTC
+%
+(00:50:17) alanc: though gdb core dumping on a library built with -g is beyond
+pathetic
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #917
+ Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:52:43 UTC
+%
+< fdO> Q: could someone tell what does an infrastructure associate cares about?
+and what doesn't.
+< Dominian> wtf
+< ThomasY> Not sure I understand the question, Mr. Floppy Drive
+< DemonScrypt> my infrastructure associate gets me coffee
+< fdO> i mean, what r the common issues he work around... sorry my english in
+not as good as i wish...
+< Dominian> I've never heard of the title of "infrastructure associate"
+< Dominian> sounds like a nice way of saying "network administrator's bitch"
+< bigpaws> lol
+< fdO> heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #918
+ Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:49 UTC
+%
+< andarius> LnxSlck: welcome to a devel version ...
+< LnxSlck> andarius: i know ;)
+< LnxSlck> andarius: no big problem
+< andarius> surely you are a capable devel and can fix that ;)
+* charle97 also switched to current yesterday, from 11.0
+< LnxSlck> andarius: yeah.. right... lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #920
+ Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:35:34 UTC
+%
+* thrice` makes a move on rob0's daughter
+< rob0> thrice`++ :)
+< rob0> you have our blessing
+< BP{k}> rob0: .. but .. he has a mac!
+< thrice`> ok, mac does NOT mean i'm homosexual
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #921
+ Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:54:33 UTC
+%
+< ipfreely> I've tested this theory out and its now a proven fact, drinking a
+glass of welches grape juice before sleeping causes your morning "doo doo
+butter" to smell like grape juice
+< ipfreely> i should write a wiki on this
+< jkwood> ipfreely: I'm speechless.
+< ipfreely> jkwood: yeah me too, i've done a 3 day trial and it works
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #922
+ Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:58:52 UTC
+%
+< Larhzu> Seeing what kind of stuff a friend studies at telecommunications
+technology, they could have acronym bingo simply by printing totally random
+2-5-letter strings in a grid for every student, and see who wins at each
+lecture.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #923
+ Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:35 UTC
+%
+root [i=0@c-24-19-43-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
+nullboy: hey root
+root: hey
+nullboy: i see your 0 face
+root: im sure
+root: :-)
+PanzerMKZ: omg not the 0 face
+root: what does that mean?
+systemloc: 0, 0, 0.. You know what I'm talkin' about..
+systemloc: 0
+systemloc: heh
+nullboy: lmao
+root: oh
+nullboy: i mean lma0
+root: you guys are pervs
+root: ok nice talking to you guys
+root left the room (quit: "Leaving").
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #924
+ Added: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:34:13 UTC
+%
+< fuzzbawl> you know you've been doing cisco configs too long when............
+< fuzzbawl> you see a mysql> prompt and want to type "en"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #925
+ Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:26 UTC
+%
+< VOYAGER> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
+on the same night.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #926
+ Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:22:19 UTC
+%
+< ams> nobody wishes tolisten to my rant :(
+< tvtoon> I do :()
+< tvtoon> WHat is it about?
+< ams> you are not useful for such things due to lack of grey substance between
+your ears
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #927
+ Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:51:44 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> kethry's quick an easy are usually pretty good
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #928
+ Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:01:16 UTC
+%
+< Bladedsha> any promo codes going atm?
+< Schroeder> Bladedsha: my penis is a promo code
+< Bladedsha> didnt know ur penis was big enough to name
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #929
+ Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:36:31 UTC
+%
+< fred> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
+<@Chuckbot> Title: BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' (at
+news.bbc.co.uk)
+< andarius> stand by while i go prevent cancer ...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #930
+ Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:20 UTC
+%
+< xiown> is anyone familiar with squid? cuz i installed it on 1 linode, and i
+can browse with the proxy fine, but if i use utorrent it doesnt use the proxy,
+how come?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #931
+ Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:49:39 UTC
+%
+< echelon_> i can't get it up
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #932
+ Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:32:34 UTC
+%
+<Codi> Windows is unprotected sex. Linux is using a condom, the
+ pill, a vasectomy, and the Berlin wall.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #933
+ Added: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:58:40 UTC
+%
+<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of context..
+http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #934
+ Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:22:46 UTC
+%
+* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to get away on
+the bed :o
+< ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman
+< ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost
+< andarius> exactly
+< ThomasY> On a big grid
+< andarius> only no pac man faces :o
+* BP{k} chomps kethry
+< ThomasY> zomg
+< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home*
+* andarius hopes she gets regenerated
+< ThomasY> ahahahahaha
+< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
+< andarius> run kethry run !!
+< kethry>
+wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
+< ThomasY> omfg
+< ThomasY> im dying
+< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
+* BP{k} glomps kethry
+< ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!!
+< BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!!
+< ThomasY> zomg
+< ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN!
+* BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:)
+< BP{k}> LOL#
+< ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while
+< kethry> ok.. enough
+< kethry> cos my jaw hurts
+< ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something
+< kethry> and tears are pouring down my face
+* andarius offers a tissue
+< ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying!
+< kethry> thankyou, andarius
+< kethry>
+wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #935
+ Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:40:03 UTC
+%
+< caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again
+< edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git
+< ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel
+< ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to
+ follow basic instructions
+< caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and
+ telling me not to do what causes the problem
+< gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #937
+ Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:07:39 UTC
+%
+Me: headdesk?
+Seth: something like that..
+Seth: lost in logic
+Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); }
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #938
+ Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:39:22 UTC
+%
+< Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children,
+ so they know thier true master before they know anything else
+<@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu.
+* Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu
+<@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book.
+<@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read.
+< Torso> Baby's First Mythos?
+* Torso knows the guy who wrote that
+<@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #939
+ Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:11:43 UTC
+%
+<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole lot of
+spam? preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra and whatnot.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #941
+ Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:41:09 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server and
+desktop editions?
+< nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions
+< ThomasY> dunno
+< fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #943
+ Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:03:12 UTC
+%
+< lotec> carmelcoated: wtf are you from?
+< caramelcoated> wtf am i from
+< caramelcoated> ?
+< lotec> where the fuck
+< caramelcoated> oh cali
+< lotec> lead paint on the walls still?
+< caramelcoated> what?
+< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US homes with
+lead paint in them
+< lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #944
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:47 UTC
+%
+-!- ThomasY [n=straterr@ipv6.irc.fuhell.com] has quit [Remote closed the
+connection]
+< straterra> Bye shell
+< thrice`> pwned
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #945
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:26 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> w00t
+< thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor
+< CaptObviousman> heh
+< jkwood> How did they get the couch in your apartment?
+< CaptObviousman> has it been peed on?
+< CaptObviousman> do a smell test first
+< jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #946
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:02:59 UTC
+%
+< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug commercials
+claim like 1 in 8 people got that
+< Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ...
+< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, I guess.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #947
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:29 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog
+ in noobfarm quotes?
+< caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra
+< lotec> #65 for Straterra
+< caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown
+< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper that you
+ became calm
+< caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like
+ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
+< jkwood> *headdesk*
+
+< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down after she
+ said it _might_ cause impotense
+< p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun
+< lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway
+< Soul_keeper> lol
+< p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p
+< caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency?
+< caramelcoated> FUCK
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #948
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:04:59 UTC
+%
+< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be running
+arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #949
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:10:13 UTC
+%
+<PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay
+<lotec> just his boyfriend
+jkwood sneaks out the side door
+<caramelcoated> im not gay.
+<lotec> see i told yea
+<Soul_keeper> lol
+<p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #950
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:13:12 UTC
+%
+<lotec> LinuxyErin: http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/
+<LinuxyErin> hmm thanks
+<lotec> LinuxyErin: know how i found that?
+<lotec> www.google.com
+<LinuxyErin> what did you type in
+<LinuxyErin> cuz whatever i typed in was wrong apparently
+<lotec> xfce themes
+<lotec> 8th one down
+<nullboy> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #951
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:42:25 UTC
+%
+< th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped
+< echelon_> don't use it?
+-!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit
+ [Client Quit]
+< echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer
+< rworkman> Imagine how kde feels.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #952
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:35:50 UTC
+%
+< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: 1.6092 how
+can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #953
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:18 UTC
+%
+< edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis
+< caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007.
+* edman007 shoots the grammar nazi
+< nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here?
+< exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence?
+* nix_chix0r does not care
+* edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care
+< nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me
+< caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r
+< nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome.
+< Sandman1> wtf
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #954
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:03:53 UTC
+%
+< twolf> grilled cheese.
+< nix_chix0r> yeah man
+< caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm
+< caramelcoated> mmmmm
+< edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i
+ don't need any more
+< nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though
+< nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that
+< caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty
+< twolf> I got some meunster
+< nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz
+< caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream
+ brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant
+< caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends
+< edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they
+ usually sell stuff like cheese
+< nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk
+< caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting
+ diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and
+ crapped my towel
+< twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that
+ stuff
+< caramelcoated> SUCKED
+< nix_chix0r> unless it's organic
+< nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty
+< nix_chix0r> so its soy
+< twolf> soy milk is pretty good
+< nix_chix0r> i like it on my wheaties
+< nix_chix0r> vanilla kind
+< edman007> soy milk sucks
+< edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the
+ fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have boobies
+< edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull?
+< twolf> less violent than bull milking
+< caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're
+ milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont
+ like the IDEA.
+< twolf> lmao
+< edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call
+ that orange juice
+< caramelcoated> bull juice...
+< edman007> caramelcoated, lol
+< caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons,
+ i am going to KILL you edman007.
+< edman007> hahahahahha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #955
+ Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:36:57 UTC
+%
+<ipherca> hey, I still can't get this damned tgz to work
+<thrice`> do you have it downloaded ?
+<ipherca> yeah
+<ipherca> it's downloaded.
+<ipherca> i used gunzip
+<ipherca> gunzip -c
+<thrice`> why?
+<ipherca> I don't know what else to use
+<thrice`> go into the directory which has it
+<thrice`> and use installpkg wine*.tgz
+<thrice`> just as you were advised 20 minutes ago
+<ipherca> installpkg as a command
+<thrice`> have you ever used slackware bfore ?
+<ipherca> this is my.. third day
+<BP{k}> have you read the good book? ;)
+<BP{k}> http://slackbook.org/ && http://slackbasics.org/
+<ipherca> no
+<ipherca> I will read
+<thrice`> http://slackbook.org/html/package-management-package-utilities.html
+<thrice`> that may be of some use; especially the installpkg portion :)
+<ipherca> I used the insatllpkg
+* Jessica_lilly has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
+<thrice`> and
+<thrice`> ?
+<ipherca> and it said cannot install wine.tgz: package does not end in tgz
+<thrice`> installpkg wine[tab]
+<thrice`> and by tab, I mean type wine and push teh tab button on your keyboard
+<ipherca> yeah, lol
+<ipherca> nothing
+<ipherca> same error
+<ipherca> crap, I'll brb
+* ipherca has quit ("Leaving")
+<thrice`> how the fuck do these people even get slackware installed
+<thrice`> we need a trickier installation method
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #956
+ Added: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:45:22 UTC
+%
+< cpunches> wow. you must be an idiot.
+[snip]
+< cpunches> $otherPerson: troll
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #957
+ Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:14:57 UTC
+%
+<acidchild> what happens if you do
+<acidchild> mkdir /mnt/addfs ; mount -t reiserfs /dev/hdb1 /mnt/addfs
+<acidchild> what does that say?
+<acidchild> as root too
+*large pause*
+<acidchild> what do you do? jerk off between each command? hurry up
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #958
+ Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:25:23 UTC
+%
+<acidchild> i do apologise for my genetics.
+<acidchild> i think i'm still under warranty, lemme find the paper work
+<acidchild> i'll send myself back
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #959
+ Added: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:03:21 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> chmod +sexy fred
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #960
+ Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:34:28 UTC
+%
+LoganTheRed: CaptObviousman: I love your chicken
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #961
+ Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:30:06 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> cyberbot: mmmm, that feels so good
+< CaptObviousman> IMEAN!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #963
+ Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:35:29 UTC
+%
+< ThomasY> wget http://free.bestbareback.com/03/images/2.wmv
+< ThomasY> damnitt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #964
+ Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:36:37 UTC
+%
+< NullM0dem> For those about to Slack!
+< slakmag1k> we salute you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #965
+ Added: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:36:55 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman is getting a boner just thinking about it
+< BP{k}> what you getting a boner thinking about TB Hard drives?
+* andarius backs away
+< BP{k}> you frigging pervert.
+* kethry knew there was a reason she liked CaptObviousman
+< CaptObviousman> what? don't you?
+< ThomasY> If you penis fits in the SATA data slot..you have issues buddy
+< CaptObviousman> come on, be honest now
+< CaptObviousman> no no, I buy them and rub them all over my body sensually
+< BP{k}> CaptObviousman: no. I am not into small things :P
+* andarius then thinks of the "ill wear my xxxx outfit for you tonight if you
+will install it for me" :o
+< CaptObviousman> ... and fuck, this is going on noobfarm as we speak, isn't it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #966
+ Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:48 UTC
+%
+< ThomasY> is cpunches kinda like..a donkey punch?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #967
+ Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:09:57 UTC
+%
+<+Duchess> Dear gods, did everyone get shot with the asshole virus today?
+* Pensicola took a good swig of asshole juice earlier today
+<+Pensicola> it tasted like ass, if you can believe it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #968
+ Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:56:45 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> TB always gets my midichlorians up.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #970
+ Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:23 UTC
+%
+< LoganTheRed> it's quiet
+< LoganTheRed> crickets
+* andarius steps on zee crickets
+< LoganTheRed> >:-o
+< andarius> they were too lound :(
+< LoganTheRed> genocidal maniac!
+< jkwood> And here yesterday he was just a short-bus hijacking terrorist. Our
+andarius is growing up so fast!
+< andarius> i have found it is harder to kill crickets with a bus load of
+dynamite. wastes a lot of dynamite. so now i use black-cats on the bottom of
+shoes ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #971
+ Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:31:30 UTC
+%
+< TJF> "The polish sausage guy inside has great stuff. He gives samples (cooked
+there) so you can be sure you will like it. His chicken polish is great!"
+< TJF> wtf is chicken polish
+< TJF> gets em shiny
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #972
+ Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:30 UTC
+%
+< fred> 18:55 < scott> HoopyCat: with a little rubbing...
+< fred> 18:57 < nickj> mikegrb: any way to see if I landed on a xen?:)
+< fred> how the heck did I read that as "if I landed on a vagina?"
+< jkwood> fred: Get your head out of the gutter.
+< CaptObviousman> he's got straterra to keep him company
+< scott> fred: yeah, geez dude
+< jkwood> That's true.
+< straterra> :/
+< jkwood> Says the pantsless irc admin.
+< fred> it doesn't even look similar :|
+* fred is worried
+< straterra> fred: You know why, don't you?
+< fred> straterra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS
+YOU!
+* straterra writhes in agony
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #973
+ Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 19:03:12 UTC
+%
+<green> how do i get an editor
+<webPragmatist> type /editor
+<Bdragon> depends on distro..
+<@caker> I hear alt-F4 is a good editor
+<denis> i hear the power button launches a better one
+<TJF> caker: meany
+<TJF> or better yet: rm -rf /
+<denis> sudo rm -rf /
+<Bdragon> oh come on
+
+About seven minutes later...
+
+<green> i can,t ssh ti linode
+<@caker> green: please tell me you didn't run "rm -rf"
+* cruxeternus holds his breath.
+<TJF> green has firewalled himself out
+<green> yes
+* cruxeternus has done that before. :P
+<@caker> TJF: ....
+<TJF> O.O
+<green> i thoght the code is for me
+<HoopyCat> i think i'm going to go... pick my wife up
+<TJF> yeah, i hear my mom calling
+<cruxeternus> Yeah, I gotta run too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #974
+ Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:04 UTC
+%
+<webPragmatist> caker: damn that's going to be hard to apply >>
+http://notaverb.com/setup
+<tjfontaine> notaverb conveniently ignores how languages progress, "zomg, it
+wasn't used this way before, that means we can't ever use it this way" if that
+were the case always most lyrics would suck and shakespeare wouldn't have been
+nearly as eloquent
+<tjfontaine> or for that matter: "zomg, you made up a word!"
+<HoopyCat> tjfontaine: i'm sorry, can you backup that statement?
+<TJF> tjfontaine: most lyrics do suck
+<tjfontaine> TJF: heh
+<tjfontaine> HoopyCat: oh I'm sorry, all languages are organic and exist at
+birth
+<cruxeternus> !login
+<cruxeternus> login is not a verb either :P
+* caker is shutdowning his Linode
+* caker is logining into the website
+* caker is backuping
+* caker is sad
+<mendel> next thing you know you're going to tell me "haven" is not a verb
+* mikegrb is killinging caker
+<mendel> stop sadding
+<cruxeternus> for seriousness
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #975
+ Added: Thu, 01 May 2008 22:02:28 UTC
+%
+< rrrggghhh> all i want to do is have broad conceptual conversations
+ about linux with no grounding in reality
+< rrrggghhh> is there a channel for that
+< nullboy> ##nonsense
+< rrrggghhh> i would have accepted #ubuntu or #debian
+< jkwood> You might try #cpunches. That would be a good place for broad
+ conceptual conversations about linux with no grounding in
+ reality.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #976
+ Added: Fri, 02 May 2008 15:36:26 UTC
+%
+* lotec checks his wigle status
+* kethry read that as *lotec checks his wife status
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #977
+ Added: Sat, 03 May 2008 03:13:01 UTC
+%
+( heret|c) the people who call themselves hackers. are on about the
+ same level as people who call themselves super heros and tie
+ blankets or towels around their neck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #979
+ Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 03:08:41 UTC
+%
+<edman007> nix_chix0r, alright, "KDE sucks and GNOME rox. Use GNOME because I
+said so. If you refuse i will kill you, look at what Hans did, his wife used
+ext3."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #980
+ Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 05:56:02 UTC
+%
+04:15 < Athenon_> see, EVERY time ive ever installed linux of ANY sort...it
+always screws up within like a week
+04:15 < Athenon_> screws up as in "your princess is in another castle...please
+reformat and try again"
+04:16 < Athenon_> and if it wasnt for transferring all my settings, programs,
+etc over from windows to linux MANUALLY...id probably try it again
+04:17 < irgeek> PEBKAC?
+04:17 < SpaceHobo> likely so
+04:17 < Athenon_> whats that?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #981
+ Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:09 UTC
+%
+Irbii> Is there anyway to recover my 'root' user? I've accidentally removed it
+with sudo deluser root
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #982
+ Added: Sun, 04 May 2008 17:12:55 UTC
+%
+< robocop> old-f......ive just followed this instruction from the wiki and it
+said no such file or directory sudo sh ati-driver-installer-$VERSION-$ARCH.run
+< thumbs> I hope you didn't type that literally.
+< Old_Fogie> robocop, did you download the file?
+< Old_Fogie> thumbs, noone would do that, I hope ? :D
+* jkwood hands Old_Fogie some aspirin
+< thumbs> Old_Fogie: he probably did.
+< Old_Fogie> there's a long delay all of sudden
+< Old_Fogie> he may have ROFL
+* jkwood hands thumbs aspirin too
+* Old_Fogie points to 'pom' in console to jkwood and thumbs
+< thumbs> jkwood: going to bed
+< thumbs> jkwood: but thanks
+< Old_Fogie> "The Moon is New"
+< robocop> Old_Fogie, ...ah I was wondering about that to.......the reason i
+didnt download it......is because some people from other distros say dont
+download the ati driver and give an altwernative of installing......like feedora
+uses livna
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #983
+ Added: Mon, 05 May 2008 04:23:21 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> my god, so god damn busy right now
+< CaptObviousman> why do people keep stopping by my office!!!
+< CaptObviousman> how can I possibly irc if I keep getting bothered
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #984
+ Added: Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:01 UTC
+%
+* silverblade sighs... one of his parents appears to have turned the machine off
+that he was doing a dist-upgrade on
+< Bdragon> That's what post-it notes are for.
+< HoopyCat> silverblade: assume good faith! perhaps it was on fire, or maybe
+the power went out.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #985
+ Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 17:56:20 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Going to go eat Mcdonalds. Yes, the whole restaurant.
+< rob0> ewww, watch out for the food. The furniture tastes better.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #986
+ Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 20:47:18 UTC
+%
+< nullb1t> :-p, I work 60+ hours a week and do not have the time to get deep w/
+my asterisk install atm
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you need to hire a consultant.
+< nullb1t> hahaha, personal server
+< nullb1t> thanks anyways
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: then you will fail. Asterisk has a steep learning curve
+and requires much time to learn
+< nullb1t> ManxPower: yea, I ran gentoo asterisk installs for a good year 2
+years ago
+< ManxPower> Even more so than traditional telecom since you need to know linux,
+networking, and voip protocols, as well as the hardware.
+< nullb1t> but I work too much and smoke to much weed to remember much
+< ManxPower> nullb1t: I understand. I don't have the time for skydiving. I
+plan on just jumping out of a plane with a parachute and hope for the best.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #987
+ Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:53 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman teabags thrice`
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #988
+ Added: Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:20 UTC
+%
+< gnubien> mmm chocolate covered bacon:
+http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg
+< ThomasY> gnubien: slow page
+< ThomasY> Very..very..very slow
+< gnubien> ThomasY: must be popular ;)
+< ThomasY> By that same token cpunches must be popular too
+< chopp_> heh
+< cpunches> ...my site isn't slow...
+< cpunches> :/
+< ThomasY> FAIL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #989
+ Added: Fri, 09 May 2008 16:22:36 UTC
+%
+< rob0> I want a .co.ck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #990
+ Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 00:47:34 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I play with mine hard too, mwalling...don't worry :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #991
+ Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:09 UTC
+%
+<Soul_keeper> ubuntu is like a subprime loan: designed to make it easier/better
+for the noob, but in the end everyone gets screwed
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #992
+ Added: Sat, 10 May 2008 23:30:00 UTC
+%
+< nbuonanno> now do me a favor: come over to my house
+< nbuonanno> go into my basement
+< nbuonanno> come up to my room
+< nbuonanno> and put it in while i sit here and play video games in
+ the dark
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #995
+ Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 00:04:48 UTC
+%
+< oneforall> well its not detachign for me with xterm either . says it but
+doesn't do it
+< oneforall> hmm ctrl a then ctrl d and it says [detached] but tis gone . screen
+-r and its back
+<+CaptObviousman> oneforall: that's exactly how screen is supposed to work
+< oneforall> I thought it was like detaching a tab . why do i want it to
+disapear?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #996
+ Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 05:03:57 UTC
+%
+< straterra> CaptObviousman: fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS you big hunk of
+man meat!!
+< CaptObviousman> umm
+< CaptObviousman> no
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #997
+ Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 18:44:54 UTC
+%
+<@fred> SuN: the ssl issue is /REALLY/ debian specific
+<@fred> they patched the PRNG in openssl
+<@fred> in a really bad way
+<@fred> well, it's specific to private keys generated (and arguably, ones used
+but not generated) on debian systems
+< SuN> Ohh, that's nasty.
+< flrichar> yea the slashdot writeup said it was in the debian package
+<@fred> /.: The trustworthy news source.
+< NightTiger> The vuln applies to Debian-based distros also, like Ubuntu,
+kbuntu, and so on. Client keys. host keys. OpenVPN keys. It's going to be messy.
+* NightTiger feels smug yet again.
+<@fred> :)
+< flrichar> lol
+< Dominian> crap
+< Dominian> then that means my SlamBuntu hybrid is screwed
+< Dominian> </sarcasm>
+< flrichar> you know, on other channels people chided me for running slackware
+... saying it had no package management
+< Dominian> heh
+< flrichar> see, they jinxed themselves
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #998
+ Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 20:18:47 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> WU-88175-73
+< acidchild> Chloroform-d 99.8 atom % D (500ml)
+-!- acidchild was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+-!- acidchild [i=ash@synack.ziwall.net] has joined ##slackware
+< acidchild> awe crap
+< acidchild> i didn't mean to do that :-(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #999
+ Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:34 UTC
+%
+< straterra> The undisputed Noobfarm champion of the world...Thomas York with
+quote 1000! W00T!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1000
+ Added: Tue, 13 May 2008 21:27:32 UTC
+%
+elbeardmorez> so you are a developer.. a quick q please..
+<elbeardmorez> i've only really used MS Visual Studio IDE to develop .net based
+solutions.. ..moving to Linux now, it's as if I know absolutely NOTHING!
+<mbostwick89> netbean
+<mbostwick89> and use wine for notepad++
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1001
+ Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:02:16 UTC
+%
+< SpaceHobo> http://advogato.org/person/branden/diary/5.html <-- also the
+openssl upstream devs are a bunch of clowns
+< HoopyCat> SpaceHobo: why didn't the debian guy contact the right people?
+ cripes. he should KNOW form TS-9812-Q sub version B's are to be sent (along
+with a context diff on EBCDIC-formatted 9-track tape) to the chicago lockbox via
+certified mail at least two months prior to making an adjustment to a
+quasicritical pseudorandom non-quantumized code datum!
+< HoopyCat> the openssl-team autoresponder says as much
+< path-> HoopyCat: how long did it take you to write that?
+< HoopyCat> path-: uhh... i don't, err, time myself.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1002
+ Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 13:26:00 UTC
+%
+< num_lock3d> anyone knows how to install apt-get in slackware 12.1 ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1003
+ Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 19:55:19 UTC
+%
+< HoopyCat> wow, crazy, googlebot is goin' at me at 2 pages per second
+< jkwood> Web spiders have no manners these days. Googlebot could have at LEAST
+bought you a drink first.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1004
+ Added: Wed, 14 May 2008 20:28:27 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> oh fuck me
+< straterra> Mmm..ok baby..I've been waiting for this for a LONG time
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1005
+ Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:44:30 UTC
+%
+<@Branes> Lars_G: that's a pity. if I could figure out how to make rawrite work
+on Windows, I could do it that way
+<@Branes> but alas, it doesn't have a GUI and the texty stuff is too cryptic for
+me to work out
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1006
+ Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 00:47:28 UTC
+%
+* Zamboli has joined #guitars
+<Zamboli> i joined the navy
+<Zamboli> cause of the hats
+<Zamboli> those sick hats
+<Zamboli> the ones with lots of feathers
+<Zamboli> i can't wait
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1007
+ Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 07:33:15 UTC
+%
+<+Arimith> why don't women ski?
+<@Pensicola> I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me
+<+Arimith> there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry
+<+Thari> BECAUSE THEY HAVE VAGINAS LOL
+* Pensicola facepalms
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1008
+ Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 14:44:54 UTC
+%
+<jkwood> acidchild: N00b-eating zombie.
+<jkwood> And that's how we like him.
+* acidchild eats jkwood
+<lotec> acidchild: omg spit jkwood out
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1009
+ Added: Thu, 15 May 2008 21:22:42 UTC
+%
+<|igm|not|> i am trying to use kismet on channel 1 only, but kismet -X -I
+rt2500:1 is not working
+<|igm|not|> it is only scanning channel 1
+<|igm|not|> any ideas why?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1010
+ Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 01:10:22 UTC
+%
+-!- ron1n was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+< andarius> and may the mighty boot fly
+-!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has joined ##slackware
+< ron1n> wow that was werid
+< ron1n> weird*
+< andarius> why ?
+< BP{k}> not really.
+< ron1n> pidgin just froze
+< ron1n> and when I came back I was kicked
+< ron1n> was I flooding?
+< BP{k}> 1) use a decent irc client 2) less enter, more substance ;)
+< ron1n> yeah, alright reverting to bitchx
+-!- ron1n [n=ron1n@24.238.69.72.res-cmts.sth.ptd.net] has left ##slackware []
+< straterra> I thought you said decent, BP{k}
+< BP{k}> straterra: so did I.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1011
+ Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:07:04 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> CaptObviousman: you know the earth quake in china?
+< CaptObviousman> mwalling: what about it
+< mwalling> CaptObviousman: that was straterra falling out of bed
+< CaptObviousman> laugh
+< straterra> I dont have a bed, persay
+< straterra> It's more of a wading pool..so that I don't crush myself under my
+own weight
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1012
+ Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:21 UTC
+%
+< scott> CaptObviousman: heres an article on it http://tinyurl.com/2o2wrb
+< Chuckbot> Title: YouTube - RickRolled (at tinyurl.com)
+< scott> bah
+< fred> SUBTLE.
+< CaptObviousman> way to be scott
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1013
+ Added: Fri, 16 May 2008 18:36:54 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> straterra: i cant get sex to work
+< straterra> I know how that feels :/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1014
+ Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:04:13 UTC
+%
+( user___) I tried to install slackware 12.1 from with the source media as a
+partition but it fails..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1015
+ Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:10:32 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> okay, I have no fucking clue what Iwas thinking
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1016
+ Added: Sat, 17 May 2008 02:22:23 UTC
+%
+< SpaceHobo> !calc number of horns on a unicorn over answer to life the universe
+and everything acres in cups per smoot
+< linbot> SpaceHobo: number of horns on a unicorn over (answer to life the
+universe and everything acres) = 1,222,594,560 US cups per smoot
+< StevenK> Blink
+< cruxeternus> You win.
+< CaptObviousman> what. the. hell.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1017
+ Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 15:47:11 UTC
+%
+-!- dafyz [~dafyz@tor-irc.dnsbl.oftc.net] has joined #debian-devel
+< dafyz> existe-t'il un systeme de port (comme sous freebsd) pour debian?
+< dafyz> a vrai dire la distrib est exellente pr le nombre d'application
+proposees
+< dafyz> mais je dois avouer que je n'aime pas les packages en general
+< dafyz> car je ne les trouvent pas du tout optimiser entre autre
+< dafyz> ...
+< jcristau> utilise gentoo alors
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1018
+ Added: Mon, 19 May 2008 22:49:02 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> she's uglier then sin rolled in shit and hit with an overgrown ugly
+stuck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1019
+ Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 22:59:24 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> i have to get freaky with a linksys router tonight
+< king_maverick> 12mb lets do it
+< NullM0dem> mmhmm
+< hurt> FREAK!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1020
+ Added: Tue, 20 May 2008 23:23:17 UTC
+%
+<whatsgood> hmm i guess i should study for my lpi level 2
+<whatsgood> just for kicks
+<drijen> whatsgood, hehe we were talking about certs last night
+<whatsgood> i just need a good late night cafe
+<cpunches> im still procrastinating on collecting a few
+<whatsgood> yeah they are fun to collect like buttons or something
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1021
+ Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 04:09:22 UTC
+%
+<jetlag> I think those ssh things are held back because they clobber your ssh
+keys.
+<mwalling> well they screwed up to begin with
+*mwalling <3's Pat and his virgin source philosophy
+<jkwood> He has a source for virgins.
+<HoopyCat> you know how tough it is to find virgin sources these days?
+<jkwood> ##slackware on freenode.
+<@mikegrb> lolz
+<mwalling> LOL
+<HoopyCat> jkwood: please come over here right now and wipe the rooibos off of
+my monitor.
+<mwalling> hey, between fred, straterra, and jkwood, do you know how many
+keyboards i've been through at work?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1022
+ Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 16:15:34 UTC
+%
+< kitche> oh man on foxnews guess what they showed in hungry
+< jkwood> An a?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1023
+ Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 17:13:45 UTC
+%
+-!- sileni has joined ##c++
+< sileni> hello what is a good ide to use in linux for C++
+< sohail> emacs
+< sileni> hmm ok thanks sohail
+< JordiGH> sileni: Emacs takes a long time to get used to, but it's worth it
+< sileni> ok thank you jordi
+< sileni> I might as well start the proper way
+< JordiGH> >:-)
+< sileni> that actually looks sexy
+-!- sileni has left ##c++
+* JordiGH feels evil for swaying newbies towards his own religion.
+< lamby> JordiGH: You're either completely evil or completely serious, I'm just
+trying to work out which.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1024
+ Added: Wed, 21 May 2008 22:47:17 UTC
+%
+<whatsgood> but where does mitnick hang out? i need to contact him
+<drijen> #gitmo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1027
+ Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 04:01:43 UTC
+%
+< echelon> it's not gay if it's "Bob"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1028
+ Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 05:31:14 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> when you take a shit and plug up the toilet, and subsiquent flushes
+overflow the bowl, your shit is an error
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1029
+ Added: Fri, 23 May 2008 16:27:28 UTC
+%
+Cann0n: i seem to be having sudo problems
+Cann0n: should my super user password be my root password?
+Cann0n: i r confused
+Cann0n: did anyone else have the problem
+Cann0n: nvm
+Cann0n: i r stupid
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1030
+ Added: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:26:13 UTC
+%
+< mgrossie> So I discovered the vocals part in Rock Band can be done just by
+kind of moaning into the microphone.
+< mgrossie> It made the song difficult, though, 'cause my guitarists kept
+cracking up.
+< CaptObviousman> haha
+< mgrossie> Nick said it was like having a dying seal as lead singer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1032
+ Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 14:19:27 UTC
+%
+< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts
+file?
+< ArmOrAttAk> vim
+< jerojasro> hi. do you know any program/service that modifies the /etc/hosts
+file without any direct human intervention?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1033
+ Added: Thu, 29 May 2008 20:34:42 UTC
+%
+< jetlag> Can I run Xbox 360 games on my Linode 360?
+< jkwood> Yes. Get cracking.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1034
+ Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 02:36:11 UTC
+%
+<wishbie> !list
+<ananke> silly people looking for silly bots...
+<wishbie> join #overflow
+<wishbie> !list
+<edman007> wishbie, first time on irc?
+<wishbie> Yes
+<edman007> :)
+<wishbie> I wish to know how to do
+<ananke> wishbie : how to do _what_?
+<wishbie> sharing films and mp3
+<ArmOrAttAk> /kick
+<ananke> wishbie : that has nothing to do with slackware
+<ananke> wishbie : go to #warez
+<spiki> ArmOrAttAk: you need to add $nickname
+<wishbie> thank, bye
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1035
+ Added: Fri, 30 May 2008 11:16:00 UTC
+%
+Soul_keeper: i guess it's my job to teach this noob stuff
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1036
+ Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 05:00:11 UTC
+%
+airer-girl> lol um.. ntohing really im confused as to what to do next
+<BP{k}> offer virgin goats
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1037
+ Added: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:47:49 UTC
+%
+< hba> cool, with the uvcvideo driver my laptop webcam now works with kopete.
+This makes me horny, rworkman are you around?? ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1038
+ Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:41:07 UTC
+%
+< Merkabah> man i just got dicked
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1039
+ Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:04:06 UTC
+%
+< straterra> WOMENZ dont want servers
+< straterra> k?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1040
+ Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:05:27 UTC
+%
+<test34_> Is it possible to stream a screencast with sound in realtime using VLC
+?
+<drijen> test34_, ask vlc, not us
+<test34_> vlc, please answer the question
+<test34_> ..
+* drijen facepalms
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1041
+ Added: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:06:42 UTC
+%
+< fiyawerx> heh, thats neat - dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda
+< snowmoon-work> poor man's drive wipe?
+< fiyawerx> yeah
+< snowmoon-work> if you are using debian then you can just use /dev/zero
+< snowmoon-work> ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1042
+ Added: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:30:33 UTC
+%
+( eclipseee) which serial keygen crack for slackware?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1043
+ Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:09:31 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> big capacity usb sticks are the bomb
+< TwinReverb> especially when they have encryption
+< jkwood> TwinReverb: I just attach mine to a steel cable attached to my ankle.
+ Who needs encryption?
+< nullboy> i just swallow mine, but then i have to wait for a day or so to get
+my data back
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1044
+ Added: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:12:17 UTC
+%
+<@caker> scott: I love you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1045
+ Added: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:36:38 UTC
+%
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> Hello. I was wondering if I can create a constant string
+with #define, how do I call it, or am I not supposed to do this.
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> #define const char *cstring = "blah"
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> is what I have
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> how can I like access it within that class?
+< bradd_> that is not right..
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> wala it works
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> oh gotcha
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> global
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> Thank you :)
+< Lede> /facepalm
+< GoldfishInAJarOf> thanks Lede
+< Lede> your code is so good, the topic in ##C++-social is now "#define const
+char *cstring = "blah""
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1046
+ Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:38:19 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> nah. the closet of doom is based on tardis technology
+< fred> BP{k}: I thought that closets of doom were traditionally based on a
+combination of tardis and tetris technology...
+< BP{k}> fred++
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1047
+ Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:09:41 UTC
+%
+<cHiOs> slackware requires time and patience, while you can be using ubuntu and
+not worry about some things.
+<PennyCostco> slackware is from a previous age... ubuntu is the new thing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1048
+ Added: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:28:35 UTC
+%
+<Dave2> :w dong
+<raseac> "dong" 48B, 51C written
+<Dave2> my dong is very small :(
+<kgoetz> i know a a bloke who can sell you these pills ....
+<asg> kgoetz: does your mate sell antidepressants?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1049
+ Added: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:02 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Hi. I don't have an toilet tissue on the roll. I have some sitting
+on the floor beside me, but not on the roll where I expect it. I need to wipe
+my ass. Please help.
+< straterra> rworkman: I'd love to big boy ;)
+< rworkman> Forget I said that.
+< rworkman> I forgot you were here :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1050
+ Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:30:13 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> but i'm just some IRC douche bag so take what I say with a grain
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1052
+ Added: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:20:22 UTC
+%
+< Grejao> i install gnome Slackware build, all works fine, but networkmanager
+run only at root user. What permissions i need to give to my user to use it?
+< Grejao> ** (nm-applet:3883): WARNING **: <WARN>
+ applet_dbus_manager_start_service(): Could not acquire the
+NetworkManagerUserSettings service. Message: 'Connection ":1.143" is not allowed
+to own the service "org.freedesktop.NetworkManagerUserSettings" due to security
+policies in the configuration file'
+< Dominian> Grejao: no idea.. slackawre doesn't use Gnome..
+< Dominian> what Gnome slackbuild are you referring to considering one doesn't
+even come on the distro discs any more
+< Grejao> Dominian, Slackware use all software that you can compile and run at
+this platform.
+< Dominian> Grejao: So?
+< Dominian> Gnome does *not* come with Slackware any longer.
+< Dominian> Its officially unsupported.
+< Dominian> Just because you can build a toaster doesn't mean black and decker
+has to give you a warranty...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1053
+ Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:23:47 UTC
+%
+<lonetron> how come its sstill askign for my password whe i ssh into localhost
+after i hit cat ~/.ssh/id_dsa.pub >> ~/.ssh/authorized_keys ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1054
+ Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:12:01 UTC
+%
+< Manjaro> Hello
+< Alucard> hi
+< Manjaro> Anyone know what could be causing this when I try to start a process
+< Manjaro> error while loading shared libraries: libssl.so.0: cannot open shared
+object file: No such
+< Manjaro> file or directory
+< Alucard> you're missing libssl
+< Manjaro> Thats a simple enough answer I guess. All of the versions I seem to
+find are for Debian. I'm running Gentoo though.
+< jkwood> *facepalm*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1056
+ Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:48:57 UTC
+%
+< logan> kinda wonder if I shouldn't replace my MBP with a standard laptop and
+just install OS X on it
+< straterra> eh
+< straterra> Thats a PITA
+< straterra> And the MBP has nifty features
+< logan> like? I mean I can't think of anything I absolutely need
+< straterra> multitouch..
+< straterra> and zomg-drop-hard-drive-stopper thing
+* jkwood stops straterra's hard drive
+< straterra> You love my hard drive
+< logan> hard drives have the protection built in now
+< logan> and my MBP doesn't have multi touch
+< straterra> Oh
+< straterra> Get a faster MBP
+< logan> what it does have is a paltry two fucking USB ports
+< logan> straterra: expensive
+< straterra> I didn't say buy one
+< straterra> I said get one :)
+< jkwood> "acquire"
+< logan> hah
+< logan> I also do not know enough black market peoples
+< logan> really, there's not that much
+< logan> beyond missing the reassuring dong
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1057
+ Added: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:41 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Hmm... time to put anti-spam on my contact form. I'm really not
+interested in "gay hentai hardcore"/
+< thrice`> :(
+< CaptObviousman> man I figured straterra would show up. That's like his
+personal bat symbol
+< straterra> ...
+< CaptObviousman> O HALLO THAR
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1058
+ Added: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:09 UTC
+%
+< greymaus_> Hi
+< greymaus_> just downloaded package xmms2*.tar.gz
+< greymaus_> pkgtool would not deal with it until I renamed it *.tgz
+< greymaus_> If anyone is interested, just thought I'd tell
+< greymaus_> Bye!
+-!- greymaus_ [n=pat@86-46-232-216.b-ras1.pgs.portlaoise.eircom.net] has left
+#slackbuilds []
+< shasta> oh my
+<+XGizzmo_> yeah
+< shasta> greymaus will be disappointed when he finds out his xmms2 doesn't work
+* XGizzmo_ *headdesk*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1059
+ Added: Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:04:04 UTC
+%
+< Isvara> I was going to try Debian, but I couldn't find the Slackware package
+for it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1060
+ Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:28:36 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> I'm not gonna involve myself in this conversation further for fear
+of being misquoted and noobfarmed.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1061
+ Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:54:28 UTC
+%
+<cdehaan> Hello! Quick question -- on some computers, you can type their
+hostname into a browser to access them, others you must use the IP address...
+what makes this so?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1062
+ Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:13:59 UTC
+%
+<jsoftw> /bin/su: incorrect password
+<jsoftw> ?
+<jsoftw> (when run as root)
+<jsoftw> Wtf do I need a password for.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1063
+ Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:14:48 UTC
+%
+<BigX> wow... I was about to ask a stupid question... really stupid... I'd been
+f'ing around trying to format a usb stick that was write protected... I couldn't
+see a switch or anything so I figured it was starting to die on me... anyway
+long story short after lots of cursing and command line foolishness I saw that
+indeed it did have a switch.... doh....
+<BigX> time to get my eyes checked I guess
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1064
+ Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:15:52 UTC
+%
+< livinded> I'm in a similar situation, I don't "admin" my school's boxes, but I
+have root on all of them :D
+< livinded> unshadowed HP-UX ftw!
+< straterra> zomgleekhax0r
+< livinded> srsly
+< straterra> zomgphear
+< livinded> besides, being an admin is overrated, I'd rather just have the
+access
+< livinded> I can do anything I want with no responsibility
+< straterra> Until your ass goes to jail
+< Dominian> Being an admin is awesome.
+< Dominian> Feel the power !
+< straterra> Then bubba can do anything he wants with no responsibility
+< Dominian> hahaha
+< Dominian> NOOBFARM
+< livinded> straterra: central IT is full of retards
+< hurt> boo!
+< livinded> I showed my boss (I work on campus as a programmer) and he just
+laughed
+< straterra> I'm sure the judge will take his laugh into consideration.
+< straterra> Bubba wont care though
+< livinded> I'm not too worried, there is very little reason for me to ever use
+the school's server
+< straterra> Doesn't make the act of breaking into an unauthorized system any
+more legal
+< livinded> I'm not saying it's legal, I'm just saying I'm not going to do
+anything that's going to get me caught
+< straterra> livinded: you already have
+< straterra> you broke in...that alone can get you caught
+< avert> straterra: lol
+< livinded> avert: what he a perl junkie and tried to get the files as small as
+possible?
+< avert> straterra: any admin would figure that out, i agree
+< livinded> we don't really have admins here, we have people with a titles
+< livinded> title*
+< straterra> That doesn't really matter
+< livinded> straterra: feel free to say I told you so when I get caught
+< straterra> Better yet
+< straterra> I want pictures of you and your new boyfriend.
+< Alan_Hicks> livinded: You're an idiot.
+< straterra> I'll make a nice "Pwnd" statement with the chatlog
+< Alan_Hicks> You know how people get caught?
+< straterra> By running their mouths
+< straterra> bragging
+< Alan_Hicks> Damn straight.
+< Alan_Hicks> Your mouth is what gets you in trouble. If the bird didn't sing
+the snake would've gone hungry.
+< straterra> zomg Feb 17 1989!
+< Alan_Hicks> You do something, you keep your damned fool mouth shut about it.
+< BP{k}> The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell
+one other person - if you must. There is no third best (gibbs rule #4)
+< Alan_Hicks> If you don't ever learn anything else in life, learn to control
+your waggin' tongue.
+ * avert sits back and watches
+< straterra> Unless you have a gf
+< straterra> Then..go for it
+< livinded> whoa, I just realized the dock in leopard reflects the window you
+put under it
+< straterra> ...
+ * straterra face palms
+< avert> haha
+< straterra> Wait..aren't you the guy that allegedly ignored me last night?
+< Alan_Hicks> Nevermind. Forget everything I just said.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1065
+ Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:42:57 UTC
+%
+<jimisrvrox> how would I open .exe files in linux?
+<jimisrvrox> Im trying to get flash for my linux box and for some reason the
+installer isnt opening
+<flaran_> the linux installer .exe?
+<jimisrvrox> yes
+<flaran_> go into the terminal, and try typing sudo ./file.exe
+<jimisrvrox> ok so linux by default blocks opening .exe files?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1066
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:18:07 UTC
+%
+<j720> any ideas on how to start python in gui mode?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1067
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:19:12 UTC
+%
+16:59:58 *** Zeeded_ ~Zeeded@c-76-21-74-171.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has joined
+#Rohitab
+17:00:09 < Zeeded_> ok i need help really quick
+17:00:29 < Zeeded_> i just fucked up and pressed Alt+Ctrl+F1
+17:00:38 <@evilfourzero> ??
+17:00:42 < Zeeded_> and now im stuck in this fucking terminal
+17:00:44 <@evilfourzero> rofl
+17:00:46 <@evilfourzero> Zeeded_
+17:00:50 < Zeeded_> yes
+17:00:50 <@evilfourzero> ctr + alt + F7
+17:01:05 < Zeeded> thanks dude
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1068
+ Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:03:25 UTC
+%
+<RickX> anyone know if yu can successfully run vmware workstaton with a running
+guest and virtual box with a running guest at the same time?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1070
+ Added: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:21:53 UTC
+%
+< lsEee> what's the best way to wipe a drive making it completely impossible for
+a data recovery lab to retrieve any "evidence" of anything ?
+< rworkman> lsEee: thermite.
+< jkwood> thermite++
+< lsEee> can't find thermite or thermite++ on freshmeat or google
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1072
+ Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:21:15 UTC
+%
+* exothermc_ (n=miles@75.139.184.213) has joined #linuxhelp
+<exothermc_> Anyone know of a good place to ask some tax/payroll related
+questions?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1073
+ Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:23:51 UTC
+%
+* Monoca has joined ##slackware
+<Monoca> hi
+<Monoca> i got Kernel panic: cannot open initial console
+<Zordrak> wow. well done.
+<Monoca> ??
+<Dominus> Congratulations! You're the 1000,000th Slackware customer! You've won
+a free cake!
+<Zordrak> Dominus: don't say cake
+<adamx> mmm cake
+* edman007 takes the cake
+* Monoca has quit ("Leaving")
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1074
+ Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:17:22 UTC
+%
+< veryhappy1988> well all what i wanna have have is the information how
+ linux works what a hacker is and how i can become a
+ serious hacker
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1075
+ Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:52:46 UTC
+%
+< irgeek> Doing Google image searches for people's names proves one thing--there
+are a lot of ugly people in the world.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1077
+ Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:35:36 UTC
+%
+<toasterb0y> CPU1: Temperature above threshold
+<toasterb0y> does that sound serious?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1079
+ Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:55:12 UTC
+%
+<ron> hey snacky, we should only ban male foreigners, that way we potentially
+have a lot of attractive foreign girls here, eh?
+<ron> UP FOR DISCUSSION!
+<ron> no wait, what good are they if they live in another country? never mind
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1080
+ Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:45:43 UTC
+%
+<Captain-Murphy_> Linux is totally sucking hard
+<Captain-Murphy_> First XFree86 doesn't work, then Grub messes everything up,
+can anyone help me fix this?
+<Hodapp> what distro are you using that still uses XFree86?
+<savetheWorld> nope, too busy sucking.
+<Captain-Murphy_> beatrix
+<Captain-Murphy_> I'm trying to fix up an old pentium II so its useable
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1081
+ Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:22:38 UTC
+%
+<Paulao> what the syntax "./" does ? , why when i try to run an app, it only
+works when i put ./ ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1082
+ Added: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:24:39 UTC
+%
+<Trengo> whats the channel where you can talk to opers?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1083
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:20:24 UTC
+%
+UncleTuna> I've got this stuff called 'Dick's Dry Rub" heh heh, it's actually
+tasty
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1084
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:31:29 UTC
+%
+<Mr_Evil> she is in the bath
+<Mr_Evil> naked
+<Mr_Evil> ....being all erotic
+<juice_> and your still on irc
+<Mr_Evil> or just bathing
+<Mr_Evil> yeah i'm not good at prioitising my time
+<UncleTuna> juice_ ^5
+<UncleTuna> I'd be like "Here's the special facil wash" !! mauahahaha
+<Mr_Evil> I am so apathetic its retarded.
+<Mr_Evil> yes imply bukkake with my wife
+<Mr_Evil> heh
+<Mr_Evil> thanks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1085
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:05 UTC
+%
+<harfg> wtf!!
+<harfg> I just saw a program called '3' running in top
+<daniel> omfg!
+<harfg> yea exactly
+<harfg> couldnt get any more criptic if you tryed ... let me guess there is a 1
+script and 2 script as well
+<harfg> what ever fricking master peice of a package that comes from
+<juice> a rootkit :)
+<harfg> argh !!
+<harfg> It must be a poor one .. the ones I rember from back in the day
+installed mad modules
+<harfg> and could circumvent ps
+<harfg> how do I purge!!
+<harfg> i am using cooky old ubuntu
+<juice> i'd look at running ossec, rootkit hunter, or chkrootkit
+<juice> just to find out
+<harfg> if they did bust in it must of either been through ssh or tightvnc
+<juice> have any of the patches been applied to that?
+<harfg> nope.. I would of thought if any critical vulns were discovered that
+ubuntu would of patched it for the package and presented in the update manager
+the and the machine updated last night 7:00pm GMT .. so now your going to tell
+me Ive been over reliant
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1086
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:04:15 UTC
+%
+< NyteOwl> looks abit like me, but I'm not that big, my hair is shorter, I don't
+have a full beard ... and MY tutu is white!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1087
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:46:41 UTC
+%
+<hhos> is it possible to alias a command in bash that has a command line arg?
+like alias 'ls -l' to 'ls -l | grep foo' ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1089
+ Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:37:48 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Hmmm......
+< rworkman> Careful, don't hurt yourself.
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: blow me
+< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: you first.
+< lanmower> ...
+< Alan_Hicks> rworkman: Sure thing. Just let me call in a favor from straterra.
+< rworkman> Alan_Hicks: that was wrong. :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1090
+ Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:00:18 UTC
+%
+< lanmower> on a scale of 1/10 how buggy is it still, 5 being it runs with the
+occasional crash
+< thrice`> -2
+< jkwood> Umm... 5?
+< thrice`> dunno, try it ffs
+< jkwood> Oh, wait. 1?
+< jkwood> 10?
+< thrice`> no, he said a 0.1 scale
+< jkwood> Oh. Erm... .3
+< straterra> Uhm..which side of the scale is buggy and what side is stable?
+< pkgtool> try E
+< lanmower> er
+< straterra> using 5 as the marker for occasional crash doesn't help
+< lanmower> good point
+< lanmower> er 1 is good
+< jkwood> Yeah, giving a median value without defining the endpoints is... kind
+of silly.
+< straterra> FAIL pre-algebra
+< lanmower> fail pre grade-1
+< lanmower> naa just wired
+< straterra> What?
+< jkwood> "On a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle..."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1091
+ Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:41 UTC
+%
+< BubbleWrap> sec, i just typed make and im getting spammed :o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1092
+ Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:00:09 UTC
+%
+>>>_roach has joined ##slackware
+( _roach) teste
+( nullboy) _roach: can't see you, reconnect
+<<< _roach parts from ##slackware ["Leaving"]
+( nullboy) bahahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1093
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:30 UTC
+%
+<meninslack> Who knows where to get a NON-worm infected version of slackware
+<juice> huh?
+<nullboy> ?
+<Lab_Rat> worms in slackware... ? do they make good bait
+<Dominian> wtf are you talking about meninslack ?
+<nullboy> i think a better question is where did you get a copy of slackware
+WITH a worm?
+<jonsmith1982> should make for a good debate :)
+<Dominian> I smell a troll.
+<meninslack> Dominian, I got a Slackware worm from slackware.com mirror utah.edu
+<juice> bs
+<nullboy> meninslack: what was the wrom called?
+<nullboy> worm*
+<Dominian> meninslack: Yeah.. what was the worm called?
+<Dominian> if its called "bullshit" then yeah.. you're definitely full of it
+<nullboy> i bet it was called irqbalance
+<meninslack> /worm/virus/Nutcracker
+<Dominian> meninslack: uhh what?
+<patric__> ...
+<Dominian> meninslack: I have a feeling you have a crappy antivirus scanner
+<Dominian> and what file is this "worm" in?
+<juice> meninslack, that is password cracker
+<juice> not a worm
+<patric__> avast isn't crappy
+<juice> Nutcracker is a simple, fast, and effective password cracker for UNIX
+and Linux systems.
+<meninslack> something.tar.bz2
+<juice> stop hacking
+<patric__> doesn't mean its immune to false positives
+<Dominian> meninslack: If you can't tell us the exact name..
+<Dominian> bz2?
+<nullboy> meninslack: we need to know the something part...
+<Dominian> there's not a damn thing in slackware that is bz2 other than source
+files.
+<meninslack> Then it is infected source
+<nullboy> meninslack: show us the infected files
+<Dominian> meninslack: what's the exact file name
+<nullboy> btw, md5's would have shown and ISO mods...
+<meninslack> I can't remember
+<Dominian> I bet he doesn't know it
+<meninslack> I'm not trying to mock you, I like slackware.
+<jkwood> meninslack: I use Utah all the time. If it's detecting a virus in the
+cd, then there is a problem in your virus scanner.
+<patric__> Avast detecting nutcracker in kdei is common on the net, noone seems
+to be coming up with meaninful explanations, in the fourums I am looking at
+<Dominian> I don't believe it.
+<nullboy> i call bs as well
+<Dominian> md5sums would have found it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1094
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:23:30 UTC
+%
+# www.linuxpackages.net FAQ
+
+<redtricycle> Well, I know people are against LP
+<redtricycle> I was wondering if the same was for slacky
+<mindbendr> why's that
+
+<nullboy> redtricycle: i think any package site that shows you the build scripts
+can be trusted since it allows you to audit it
+<BP{k}> mindbendr: for the following reasons:
+<jkwood> Although, nullboy has a good point.
+<BP{k}> 1) linuxpackages has no known QA or its fairly obsure
+<BP{k}> 2) they allow packages to be build on nonclean systems that will
+introduce dependencies on your system that you dont need
+<jokie51> Gee, complain complain :P
+<BP{k}> 3) lp.net will also put out their own versions of programs that appear
+in slackware. Which might make trouble shooting for us a whole kinda hard
+<mindbendr> do they, thought they've got nice policies and rating system
+<BP{k}> 4) and on top of everything else:
+http://slackadelic.com/2007/04/11/linuxpackagesnet-intentionally-malicious/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1095
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:22:31 UTC
+%
+--> ultimashrine has joined #slackbuilds
+<ultimashrine> hi, is there gonna be an rss support for slackbuilds or should i
+do it like i always do: checking the ChangeLog from ftp.slackbuilds.org?
+<mwalling> ?
+<mwalling> there already is
+<thrice`> lol
+<ultimashrine> huh?
+<ultimashrine> i don't know about that
+<mwalling> see the big link at the bottom that says "RSS Feed"?
+<thrice`> http://www.slackbuilds.org/rss/ChangeLog.rss
+* ultimashrine slams his head
+<thrice`> it's called "RSS" on the homepage...might be tough to find ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1096
+ Added: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:24:25 UTC
+%
+<HappyHat> Ya know people say slackware is hard, difficult, old and outdated. I
+spend all day on 2 old Sun 2.5.5 boxes and I practically wet my pants when I get
+a chance to work our new slack box.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1097
+ Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:09:16 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> I love errors like "Failed to open file." and my option is "OK"
+< jkwood> "I accidentally killed a kitten!" "That's fine."
+< thrice`> yes, i should have had the "no, it's not fucking OK; open my fucking
+file" button too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1098
+ Added: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:31 UTC
+%
+* Ryan933 (n=Ryan@CPE-124-181-230-184.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #linuxhelp
+<Ryan933> Hey everyone new at this saw a thing on Datline NBC about chatrooms
+where you can buy credit card numbers wih pins and CVV numbers. Anyone know
+where I can access any rooms like that??
+<Tonehog> That's called CC fraud.
+<Ryan933> Well thats what most people are doing it may be illegal but so is
+hacking
+<Tonehog> No, cracking is illegal. Hacking isn't.
+<Ryan933> oh whats the diffrents I am new to this?
+<Ryan933> So Does anyone in here know any web sites were I Can access CC
+Details??
+<Ryan933> On IRC there is chat rooms like carding I just dont know how to enter
+them
+<Ryan933> how do u chge rooms?
+<MorJava> hey are you trolling?
+<Ryan933> whats that?
+<Tonehog> MorJava: just ignore him.
+<Ryan933> how do u change rooms in here??
+<Tonehog> He's either completely clueless or a Fed.
+<MorJava> yeah, anyway, i gotta go get some work done before the sun comes up
+<Ryan933> A fed I live in Australia we dont have feds
+<Tonehog> Take it easy MorJava.
+<MorJava> yeah well i think he's trolling for someone to bust
+<MorJava> federal police.....we have them
+<Ryan933> buston what?
+<Ryan933> bust*
+<Tonehog> You're right, Australia doesn't have a Ministry to do anything like
+that.
+<Tonehog> :/
+<MorJava> there is big shit going on over here with card fraud at the moment
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1099
+ Added: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:00:30 UTC
+%
+< daveb> i read an old cringely article
+< daveb> he said if we are paying >$10000 year per student for education. Why
+not just stick all that dough in an IRA for the kid instead. they won't even
+need a job.
+< Peikko> Nah just give it to social security and let them retire at 18.
+< Peikko> Outsource all jobs and just collect soc. sec. on them.
+< Peikko> Everybody is jobless > no commute to work > Crude oil price collapses
+= problem solved.
+< daveb> very cool.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1100
+ Added: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:09:23 UTC
+%
+[*] tuxq|mobile [~tuxq@5.sub-72-114-174.myvzw.com] has joined #slackware
+< tuxq|mobile> howdy
+< tuxq> omg it's me! but mobile!
+< tuxq|mobile> yes. Yes it is
+< tuxq> Jes. Nothing like talking to yourself on IRC from two different devices.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1101
+ Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:39:59 UTC
+%
+<JimShoe> :wc
+<JimShoe> damn it i'm not in vi
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1103
+ Added: Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:30:06 UTC
+%
+< timmi> windows is like unprotected sex.. linux is never getting laid ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1104
+ Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:19:12 UTC
+%
+< nachox> guys, please, let it go
+< el11te> they wont stop
+* nullboy drops it like it's hot
+< nachox> yes they will
+< nullboy> lest swift and sure retribution commence
+< ThomasY> Sex with me?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1105
+ Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:18 UTC
+%
+<phrag> "Never tell your password to anyone (this includes significant others,
+roommates, parrots, etc.)."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1106
+ Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:53:00 UTC
+%
+<macavity> can we get "if you are not a Slackware Veteran(TM) do Full
+Install(TM)" in the topic?
+<spook> can we get that in the installer?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1107
+ Added: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:25:47 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> he must not have received his complimentary reach around
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1108
+ Added: Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:02:17 UTC
+%
+< tuxq> God im an idiot
+< Dominian> notice... no one argued...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1109
+ Added: Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:25:14 UTC
+%
+yxz97: I should learn how use emacs instead of, more cool LINUX!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1111
+ Added: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:21:33 UTC
+%
+* The-Croupier definately not on noobfarm ha :)
+Old_Fogie: yet :D
+The-Croupier: already searched for croupier and The-Croupier
+Old_Fogie: did you search for 'dumb-ass' ?
+* Old_Fogie runs :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1112
+ Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:08 UTC
+%
+<Dagmar> Use `fortune -o`
+<coil> so Dagmar
+<coil> -o
+<coil> does this
+<coil> watch
+<scort> No fortunes found
+<scort> ./exec -o fortune -o
+<Dagmar> scort: Did you install PuritanLinux or something?
+<scort> ./exec -o `fortune -o`
+<scort> No fortunes found
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1113
+ Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:00:36 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> thrice`: and the fonts in your FF3 build look.. weird
+< thrice`> really?
+< thrice`> you can set them manually
+< thrice`> you're on bw64, right.. ?
+* straterra snickers
+< Dominian> thrice`: ass
+< Dominian> what the hell.. firefox crashed with an error that says "thrice` is
+no longer allowed to build me!"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1114
+ Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:02 UTC
+%
+hurt: people who use noobfarm are stupid.
+rworkman: Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1115
+ Added: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:43:11 UTC
+%
+< HoopyCat> i started dating my wife because we both programmed in python
+< jkwood> She fell for your python, eh?
+< HoopyCat> jkwood: i fell for hers, to be honest.
+* jkwood drops it like it's hot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1117
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:11:27 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> zacharym: Metaquestions are bad, m'kay?
+< zacharym> metaquestion? asking a question before a question?
+< jkwood> Yep. ie, "May I ask a question?" or "Has anyone ever..."
+< jkwood> On irc, the best way to get help is to ask what you really want to
+know. :)
+< antler> maybe he really wanted to know whether anyone has messed with
+such-and-such. ;-)
+< ThomasY> jkwood: Can I get laid?
+< jkwood> Well, I suppose that's possible, though rare.
+< ThomasY> Damn you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1118
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:02:18 UTC
+%
+evanton: chastity belts are for women
+The-Croupier: ooops
+Old_Fogie: or for confused old men
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1119
+ Added: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:06:43 UTC
+%
+< ThomasY> I DO NOT LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!
+< jkwood> Technically, the house is in his dad's name.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1120
+ Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:39:00 UTC
+%
+< BubbleWrap> its got an rj45 cable coming out of its ass
+< BubbleWrap> lemme see where it goes to :o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1121
+ Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:58:59 UTC
+%
+K-Ruby> Old_Fogie, get your hand off your thingy first then move your hands
+around
+Old_Fogie> K-Ruby, fail :D
+K-Ruby> muhahahah
+K-Ruby> Hey if you had a webcam we could do it for real
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1122
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:21:43 UTC
+%
+<Old_Fogie> Hey noobfarm should have a Slackware man page!
+<K-Ruby> man noobfarm doesn't so up? Is it missing.
+<Cann0n> it worked for me...
+<macavity> Cann0n: "man noobfarm" should be taken as a single token in what he
+just said.
+<macavity> read it as "noobfarm(1)"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1123
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:27:08 UTC
+%
+23:32 < Cann0n> i'm lost
+23:32 < K-Ruby> I'm found
+23:32 < Old_Fogie> I'm Old_Fogie , nice to meet yo.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1124
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:35:13 UTC
+%
+* cpunches had forgotten about trolling
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1125
+ Added: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:51:35 UTC
+%
+20:57 < memem> darn I forget how to get cli to quit sending messages to the
+screen
+20:57 < ron1n> memem, minimize it?
+20:59 < edman007> stop looking
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1126
+ Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:01:47 UTC
+%
+<crypticlineage> any LaTeX enthusiasts here?
+<Old_Fogie> nah, the wife told me to knock that stuff off.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1127
+ Added: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:15:09 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> The array requires bash though, doesn't it?
+<Alan_Hicks> I'm not sure...
+<rworkman> I'd like for this to work in ksh, for selfish reasons.
+<Alan_Hicks> I'm sure ksh has arrays. RTFM.
+<rworkman> I'm lazy. FOAD.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1128
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:48:40 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Noobfarm is not meant to belittle or defame.
+< BubbleWrap> jkwood, i feel like im being belittled
+< jkwood> Shut up, you little whiny ass.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1129
+ Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:27:37 UTC
+%
+< logan> hey CaptObviousman how many people are you expecting at this event?
+< CaptObviousman> from our crew? maybe 4 or 5. There will be around 80-100
+people though
+< logan> might be able to fit them all into my car
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1130
+ Added: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:32:06 UTC
+%
+<P4C0> hello, does anyone knows if with a normal user i have less memory to
+allocate that as root??
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1132
+ Added: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:52:48 UTC
+%
+<muraii[]work> Samba will drink your milkshake!
+<mtu> and they're like, it better than yours
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1135
+ Added: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:18:12 UTC
+%
+< andarius> damn man. why do they have to ruin an only semi good anime with a
+man on man scene :(
+< Dominian> uhh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1136
+ Added: Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:15:02 UTC
+%
+* nachox removes channel operator status from nachox
+<nachox> there, i feel a lot less powerful now, kind of like leaving a su shell
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1148
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:21:46 UTC
+%
+The-Croupier> what being a greek :P
+The-Croupier> you will never know :P you will always wonder in the millenia
+antler> The-Croupier: there's nothing wrong with being greek. so long as you're
+not a little boy
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1149
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:10:09 UTC
+%
+<nerdbeard> 101 is binary notation for 5. Think of all the typing you could
+save every day if you said "5" instead of "lol"!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1150
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:28 UTC
+%
+Old_Fogie: straterra, you run gentoo too?
+nachox: he and 2 other guys
+straterra: Must be pretty good documentation for 3 guys.
+straterra: :)
+jkwood: The rest of us like to actually use our computes for other than heating.
+nachox: all outdated from when 12 guys used it
+thrice`: straterra: i'm about to install kde4. wanna race? :-)
+straterra: Sure
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1152
+ Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:33:31 UTC
+%
+< O-MEGA> think of it as msn but better as we can talk all at the same time
+< `Reid`> um
+< `Reid`> you can do that on msn too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1153
+ Added: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:06:54 UTC
+%
+< Ruckus> generators run on fossil fuels!!! Infidel!
+< Case> yeah, but for every gallon of oil i burn, i kill 5 animals and bury them
+under high pressure
+* Case is green
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1155
+ Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:52:35 UTC
+%
+( straterra) you caught me. my penis is fake
+
+( straterra) and my testicles are actually blueberry muffins
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1156
+ Added: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:18:17 UTC
+%
+<CaptObviousman> this guy can't navigate on a terminal, and my helping and even
+him googling how to use the terminal hasn't seemed to help
+<CaptObviousman> I think i'll be busy every time he asks for something from now
+on
+<CaptObviousman> I feel dirty
+* CaptObviousman just joined #ubuntu
+<BP{k}> it could be worse :)
+<straterra> yeah, you could be a whore
+<BP{k}> or downloading from lp.net
+<CaptObviousman> I did that a while ago, efore I learned not to
+<CaptObviousman> and what on earth is wrong with my b key
+<straterra> maybe its tired of being used in words like 'ubuntu'
+<straterra> doesnt have the patience of the 'u' key
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1157
+ Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:15:43 UTC
+%
+<orly_owl> Bugs in the current version will be fixed?
+<klaus-vb> what else - if we know how. do you think we collect bugs like
+trophys?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1158
+ Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:30:22 UTC
+%
+<evanton> what is the difference of specifying a passphrase when generating a
+ keypair using ssh-keygen and leaving the passphrase empty?
+<evanton> it is not obvious to me after reading the manpage
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1159
+ Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:54:11 UTC
+%
+-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has joined ##mac
+< zod21> whats goin on fellas, anyone know how to compile from source in mac
+< zod21> using terminal
+< zod21> is it the same as in linux
+< zod21> sweet
+-!- zod21 [n=braden@72.214.98.81] has quit [Client Quit]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1160
+ Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:33:34 UTC
+%
+Old_Fogie: It would figure, updates for pythong and I'm almost done with gnome,
+hee hee, you have to luv gnu
+Old_Fogie: s/pythong/python
+Old_Fogie: hee hee where is my brain at.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1161
+ Added: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:57:40 UTC
+%
+<masterx831> root@darkstar:~# cdrecord -isosize
+/home/masterx831/Microsoft.Windows.Vista.ULTIMATE.x86.SP1.Integrated.June.2008.OEM.DVD-BIE/bievsp168.iso
+<LF4> hahaha
+<masterx831> whats so funny
+<LF4> bcmiller2,
+<masterx831> whats mysql
+<masterx831> :S
+<ananke> masterx831 : and you expect people to help you with your warez?
+<LF4> lol
+<LF4> good point ananke
+<masterx831> ananke: you guys are experts fine i will fid out how
+<masterx831> :-(
+<masterx831> brb
+<ArmOrAttAk> one less window disc in the world
+<masterx831> google's my best friends
+<stitchman> hehe came to #slackware to burn a vista dvd
+<bcmiller2> not experts at snatching and using vista ultimate
+<ananke> masterx831 : pirate
+<masterx831> ananke: i have to pay bills somehow
+<masterx831> fine i will sell slackware for 50 bucks
+<ananke> uhmm, last time i checked, freenode was against piracy
+<ananke> one thing is to pirate for yourself, another is to actually profit from
+it
+<unixfool> masterx831, you need to take that to some other channel that doesn't
+give a crap
+<masterx831> oops i know change subject ut oyu guys are right that pirate sucks
+<masterx831> might as well do my landscaping
+<bcmiller2> off to steal a mower?
+<LF4> haha
+<unixfool> lol
+<devilz> rofl
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1162
+ Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:29:14 UTC
+%
+< alienBOB> YammYgirlcoding - please read the Slackware Book and
+ especially the installation section.... before you try again
+< antler> YammYgirlcoding: you're actually quite obtuse, if you don't me
+ saying so.
+< hitest> when you have all 3 CDs please go and read the book carefully.
+ The install procedure will be less troublesome then
+< YammYgirlcoding> beeing obtuse means exactly like beeing what?
+
+< YammYgirlcoding> like. is the book long? cause i have only today to
+ install, learn the services and be able to tell that i
+ 'know it' :/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1163
+ Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:38:12 UTC
+%
+<The_Apprentice> anyone know if it is possible to retrive email messages from
+an account that is no longer active? ( closed the account)
+<The_Apprentice> isp closed the account*
+<phrag> just go to the magic global email archive
+<The_Apprentice> magic global ?
+<phrag> you know every email sent in the world is stored in a public repository,
+right ?
+The_Apprentice> err no
+The_Apprentice> phrag: you have the url?
+* phrag groans
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1164
+ Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:28:00 UTC
+%
+rworkman: It doesn't really matter, ultimately. Someone is mroe than welcome to
+(incorrectly) think that Slax and/or Backtrack and/or Zenwalk and/or Vector and
+whatever are close enough to Slackware. The fact remains that *I* will not
+knowingly help with them.
+ag3ntugly: ok so if i cut one of my feet off i guess im not human anymore cuz i
+dont have 4 feet? rubbish...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1165
+ Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:35:14 UTC
+%
+< Spartako> Spartako you are the most friendly person that I have known in a
+long time
+< Spartako> I am practicing my english skills
+< Spartako> :P
+< asg> Spartako: you were doing well until :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1166
+ Added: Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:39:23 UTC
+%
+The_Apprentice> anake: murder is murder!
+
+ananke> if i hack you up in the pieces, starting from your toes, while you're
+still breathing - you will have a different opinion on 'murder is murder'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1167
+ Added: Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:37:30 UTC
+%
+< acidchi1d> i hear --cheese=1
+< acidchi1d> makes it go faster
+< nixfreak> where would I put that though
+< nixfreak> ????
+< nixfreak> I'm a n00b ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1168
+ Added: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:46 UTC
+%
+NyteOwl: I kniw, lets just skip 64bit and go straight to 256 :)
+alisonken1: worked for aes
+NyteOwl: lol
+rwmx: haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1169
+ Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:54 UTC
+%
+<exile777> whats the point of using vi and emacs? what do those keyboard
+shortcuts do?
+<LinuxyErin> lol
+<acidchild> exile777: ...
+<acidchild> i can tell your not a fluxbox user =D
+<LinuxyErin> lol
+<exile777> definitely not. eww
+<LinuxyErin> they make life easier :-p
+* acidchild gets chainsaw out
+<edman007> exile777, they do stuff 10 times faster then you can do with a mouse
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1170
+ Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:02 UTC
+%
+<exile777> hmm. what is this noobfarm business?
+<exile777> omg noooooooooooo, im on there
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1171
+ Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:49:07 UTC
+%
+rworkman> exile777: you might be a happy drunk with him, but you'll be sad,
+sober, and with a sore rear socket the next day. ;-)
+exile777> ewww
+ThomasY> Only sore if you fight it
+ThomasY> Most do though
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1172
+ Added: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:55:23 UTC
+%
+< Pensicola> no, if I got married, my ass would be in Tahitit and I'd be downing
+drinks with little umbrellas in them left and right
+< Cheapass> Tahitit?
+* Pensicola blames Freud. That cock
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1174
+ Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:13:06 UTC
+%
+airer-girl> ill let you mount me if you can fix the mount problem
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1175
+ Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:06:32 UTC
+%
+airer-girl> antler, id let anyone poke me if they told me how to let users mount
+and use truecrypt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1176
+ Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:07:38 UTC
+%
+<Hikaru> Hey. There's an icewm theme I want to try using in kde - IIRC, kde used
+to (or should be able to) use icewm themes in the window decorations menu - but
+the option is missing in slackware 12.1. I've got all of the kde packages
+installed - anyone know why this isn't working?
+<Hikaru> hmm. there are icewm themes in kdeartwork - I suspect Something Is
+Wrong.
+<-- Hikaru has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
+--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware
+<-- Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has left #slackware
+--> Hikaru (~tm@pool-70-19-200-51.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #slackware
+<Hikaru> Figured out the problem: I'M AN IDIOT.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1177
+ Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:48:23 UTC
+%
+baloneysammitch> can anyone help with mounting a usb external hd?
+<Raging_Hog> baloneysammitch: Does it show up as /dev/sd?
+<baloneysammitch> oh for crying out loud... I unplugged it and plugged it back
+in and now it shows using fdisk -l
+<baloneysammitch> I'm so pissed, never mind
+<baloneysammitch> wait, never mind, that was an internal hd I didn't know about
+<baloneysammitch> lsusb lists my hd
+<baloneysammitch> fdisk -l does not
+<baloneysammitch> how do I bridge that gap?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1178
+ Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:50:29 UTC
+%
+< mchou> ok, some pls explain this to me in plain English. This is part of the
+help blurb associated with the * Dial command.
+< mchou> D([called][:calling]) - Send the specified DTMF strings *after* the
+called
+< mchou> party has answered, but before the call gets bridged. The
+'called'
+< mchou> DTMF string is sent to the called party, and the 'calling'
+DTMF
+< mchou> string is sent to the calling party. Both parameters can be
+used
+< mchou> alone.
+<@russellb> Hm, that looks like English to me
+<@russellb> :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1179
+ Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:50:10 UTC
+%
+< straterra> !nickometer cpunches
+<@linbot> straterra: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "cpunches" is 0.0%.
+< straterra> LIES
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1180
+ Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:21:55 UTC
+%
+( nullboy) i think fred is secretly a masochist too
+( nullboy) he's a closet maso
+( StevenR) fred: yeah, but they aren't sendmail :)
+( nullboy) haha
+* fred <3 pain
+( nullboy) "she's into whips and chains...i'm into pain"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1181
+ Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:07:32 UTC
+%
+< dissociative> how do I setup a linux system to avoid filesystem corruption
+risks due to unstable hardware?
+< linux_probe> =p replace the unstable hardware
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1182
+ Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:54:36 UTC
+%
+straterra> "When a mommy process and a daddy process love each other very
+much..they have a child process. Sometimes, this child turns into a zombie.."
+<nullboy> "which must be killed"
+<rob0> And only a silver bullet to the head can do that
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1183
+ Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:11:46 UTC
+%
+< bijit> Old_Fogie: is a security Paranoid. he uses ip.
+< Old_Fogie> bijit, that's right, I dont use DNS ... it's too insecure, I type
+numbers til' I get what I want
+< antler> Old_Fogie: hahaha that always makes me smile ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1187
+ Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:15 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> ! people still use urmom?!?!
+< bob2> only to allow-transfer
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1189
+ Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:06:22 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> so what is kvm, is it an alternative to vmwave/vbox?
+< CaptObviousman> this is probably written down somewhere isn't it
+< jkwood> I would like to think so, though I can't tell you where.
+< jkwood> I think nullboy has experience with KVM.
+< drijen> kvm is a hardware device
+< drijen> oh wait
+* drijen flops around helplessly
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1190
+ Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:53:57 UTC
+%
+spook> seriously, kangaroo is nice
+<spook> and we have to kill to them because they are seriously overpopulated
+<nathanbw> Kangaroo, the guilt-free snack
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1191
+ Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:55:33 UTC
+%
+< edman007> straterra, oh, your here, well noobfarm is low on quotes...maybe you
+can start producing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1192
+ Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:24 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman returns triumphantly!
+* jkwood triumphs returnedly!
+* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at jkwood
+* fred eyes his narrows at CaptObviousman
+* CaptObviousman mails fred a package full of beer rigged to explode when opened
+* jkwood opens CaptObviousman a beer full of package to open when exploded by
+fred
+<pprkut> lol
+<CaptObviousman> that doesn't make a lick of sense
+* jkwood licks CaptObviousman's sense
+* fred senses CaptObviousman's lick
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1193
+ Added: Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:40:30 UTC
+%
+<pprkut> heh, google develops a browser. Didn't know that.
+<pprkut> http://blogoscoped.com/google-chrome/
+<BP{k}> next item: google develops deathstar ... redmond suddenly dissapeared ;)
+<pprkut> lol
+<pprkut> the empire will strike back
+<thrice`> the jedi will return...
+<pprkut> or will it be "attack of the clones"? hmmmm
+<pprkut> not sure I am. Unknown the future is.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1194
+ Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:47:56 UTC
+%
+13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> if bulls dont have udders what is that milky stuff that
+ comes out of them????
+13:29 < Blood_Seed-1ne> ;)
+13:29 <@team-fail> fun
+13:29 * team-fail realises thats a new low
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1195
+ Added: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:34:07 UTC
+%
+CaptObviousman> why did I think taking 12 hours this semester was a good idea?
+<straterra> Because..you were drunk
+<nullboy> i'm talking, attenuating the universe, singing
+<straterra> Or high
+<CaptObviousman> my last 3 hours hasn't even kicked in
+<CaptObviousman> it starts next monday
+<nullboy> i took full loads for 6 years
+<nullboy> ok...don't even think about it you sick bastards.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1196
+ Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:56:30 UTC
+%
+< evanton> slackers usually like ubuntu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1197
+ Added: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:55:29 UTC
+%
+< LnxSlck_> i'm trying to telnet my router.. but it says connection refused
+< LnxSlck_> can someone help me on this?
+<Alan_Hicks> router is what?
+< LnxSlck_> Alan_Hicks, you mean wich model?
+< Alan_Hicks> I mean what exactly is the router.
+< LnxSlck_> the router is the device that provides me internet access
+< Alan_Hicks> Hell for all I know you could be attempting to telnet a rotating
+cutting tool for woodwork.
+< LnxSlck_> like a switch
+< LnxSlck_> or hub
+< Alan_Hicks> You're not helping...
+< LnxSlck_> ??
+< Alan_Hicks> Is it a Linux box? Is it a Linksys WRT54G? Is it a Cisco PIX?
+ Is it a Windows box running ICS? Is it a BSD box?
+< LnxSlck_> oh
+< Alan_Hicks> What *IS* it?
+< Alan_Hicks> Is it a power tool you bought at Lowes?
+< LnxSlck_> slackware, trying to telnet a belkin f5d7632-4 router
+< nooper> one of these days alan's just going to /ban the whole channel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1198
+ Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:17:27 UTC
+%
+< lotec> ALan_Hicks: no reason to get so defensive :D like i said just a story
+i heard on the Cummins forum i go on
+< Alan_Hicks> lotec: First of all... the vast majority of people on the Internet
+are complete idiots.
+< Alan_Hicks> And on those forums, the more some one posts about how much they
+know, the bigger the idiot they are.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1199
+ Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:57:00 UTC
+%
+YammYgirlcoding> to work with the router the network cable must be equal on both
+sides, right?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1200
+ Added: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:39:36 UTC
+%
+<crdlb> colloquially, we call the operating system "linux". This is technically
+incorrect, but it doesn't really matter
+<\3TATUK> sure it matters
+<\3TATUK> you think gentoo would exist _AT ALL_ without GNU?
+<crdlb> what matters is that people can learn the details if they want to
+<\3TATUK> the entire system depends soley on GCC!
+<\3TATUK> GNU C Compiler
+<crdlb> not that we enforce some ridiculous nomenclature to appease RMS
+<\3TATUK> ROFL?
+<\3TATUK> do you were where the name "Linux" COMES FROM?
+<\3TATUK> i think you like kool-aid a bit too much
+<crdlb> I am perfectly aware of GNU's many contributions
+<crdlb> but "GNU" doesn't really roll off the tongue
+<Jupiter> isn't 'linux' spanish or is it pig latin
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1201
+ Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:05:58 UTC
+%
+( masterx) fuck i'm so freaking dumb
+( masterx) i gotta think more
+( masterx) and stop bothering you guys
+( masterx) sorr for my noobish
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1202
+ Added: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:04:41 UTC
+%
+< poltrojan> are u a guy or gurl?
+<@Beeotch> im a gay
+< poltrojan> tran?
+<@Beeotch> yup
+< poltrojan> ok
+< poltrojan> the beauty of internet is that you can be lied to and still get
+fucked
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1204
+ Added: Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:52:39 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> "the condom did NOT jump spontaneously on my lover's ___ !"
+< TwinReverb> "it's defective!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1205
+ Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:37 UTC
+%
+mail:/var/spool/postfix/defer# grep slack */*
+-su: /bin/grep: Argument list too long
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1206
+ Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:20:02 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> fred: do you have playlist retention working?
+< fred> No.
+< fred> I do have anal retention working though.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1207
+ Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:31:31 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> wtf
+< jkwood> Agree to meet, then set them on fire.
+< jkwood> I'll help.
+< nullboy> andarius will flim
+< nullboy> dilm
+< nullboy> Afkj;jkgjkl;rkjerhk'erhl
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1208
+ Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:01:40 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Must... install... Ubuntu...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1209
+ Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:58:51 UTC
+%
+< andarius> i love linux, 1 problem... infinite solutions :)
+< thrice`> lol
+< drijen|laptop> andarius: thats also maddening :p
+< andarius> never
+< andarius> cause they are all right :)
+< drijen|laptop> point
+< thrice`> no, mine failed
+< andarius> if it failed it was not a solution :P
+< drijen|laptop> andarius: every distro has its own solutions for its own wierdo
+ways
+< drijen|laptop> except slack
+< drijen|laptop> slack is normal!
+< thrice`> no, we have bash
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1210
+ Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:17:24 UTC
+%
+-!- pottytheshitter [n=john@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined
+##slackware
+-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@c-24-60-52-128.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] by slackboy
+-!- pottytheshitter was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: Did your
+mother have any children that lived?]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1211
+ Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:51:27 UTC
+%
+<LoganTheRed> so we have a sales phone here, where a lot of people call to ask
+us to sell them shit. They want to give us money. Naturally we cannot man that
+phone 24/7. So I asked my boss if he wanted to put an answering machine on it
+so that people would get SOMETHING. His answer? "Uhhhhhh...let me think about
+it."
+<LoganTheRed> that's boss code for "Fuck it, I wanna just go stare at feeds of
+female volleyball games on my computer"
+* rob0 googles female volleyball
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1212
+ Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:36:35 UTC
+%
+<andarius> that image reminds me of another reason i dont like kde. everything
+that has a c/k sound the nimrods start he word with k which kreates a desire to
+kut their asses up
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1213
+ Added: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:05:49 UTC
+%
+<Meckafett> dang, what is the name of openoffice excel app? I forgot :(
+<andarius> calc
+<drijen> calc
+<thrice`> calc
+<drijen> totally calc
+<Meckafett> lol
+<andarius> to staart it use scalc
+<thrice`> or soffice -calc
+<andarius> or soffice -calc
+<thrice`> or scalc
+<Meckafett> there it is :)
+<thrice`> lol
+<drijen> /opt/bin/cxoffice --cx-app Excel --document-X.xcl
+<nullboy> hey did anyone mention calc though?
+<andarius> hmm, good point nullboy. calc sounds like it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1214
+ Added: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:07 UTC
+%
+< chubs_> pinging you pretty hard Ficthe
+< Dominian> er..
+< Dominian> Is that the new internet "term" for it now?
+< chubs_> let me know when you finish
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1215
+ Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:21:59 UTC
+%
+* jkwood setups SelfishMan
+< jkwood> *PUNT*
+< jkwood> Hmm... 8 feet. I need to work on that.
+< Isvara> Indeed. Most people only have two.
+< atourino> but... but... i thought i was a normal kid?!?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1216
+ Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:17:04 UTC
+%
+<+Swisher> lols told my mom i couldnt sleep with her anymore
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1218
+ Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:25:14 UTC
+%
+<alex65> somebody told me to sudo echo "id:6:initdefault:">/etc/inittab and that
+it will make ubuntu faster. I was excited and i tried it but now my ubuntu is
+weird and reboot by itself.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1219
+ Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:04 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> jkwood: you know dolphins masturbate right?
+< nullboy> they are some fun loving creatures
+< nullboy> this one time, at surf camp I....
+< jkwood> I'm not sure I like where this is going.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1220
+ Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:14:35 UTC
+%
+< oobe> i just want to say one thing
+< bihu> Well said.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1221
+ Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:17 UTC
+%
+* drijen finds fred a dolphin
+<fred> :D
+<drijen> you sick bastard
+<fred> Oh, wait, I just got that
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1223
+ Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:35 UTC
+%
+< b0dhi> I can't believe it
+< b0dhi> my wife is angry at me because I quit smoking, quit drinking and became
+a vegetarian
+< b0dhi> whoops ... wrong window
+< b0dhi> sorry guys*
+< chubs> b0dhi, maybe she misses your meat
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1224
+ Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:31:51 UTC
+%
+< code_m> So does CMake provide any advantages over GCC?
+
+(from #cmake)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1225
+ Added: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:31:31 UTC
+%
+Kana [chat]: typically in a fistfight... the car wins
+Ryuai [chat]: see the thing about being hit by a car is any face you make
+ while doing it is hillarious.
+Case [chat]: don't bring a knife to a carfight
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1226
+ Added: Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:33:50 UTC
+%
+< antler> i'd love to see t'pol and 7of9 go at it
+< vdsy> hahhahahhaa
+< vdsy> there should be a porno movie based on that
+< vdsy> data as the ref
+< straterra> I wouldn't
+< straterra> I don't like machine porn
+< straterra> You make that porn..someone will be making a porn of Dog from Half
+Life 2
+< vdsy> they're not machines...data is the ref not a wrestlert..dont really
+wanna see data wrestle
+< vdsy> i woudlnt be surprised
+< straterra> It'll be Dog and the Power Rangers
+< antler> hahaha
+< vdsy> hahaha
+< acidchild> P<G
+< acidchild> OMG
+< acidchild> LOL
+< acidchild> :-\
+< straterra> Dog : "WOOF WOOF WOOF"
+< straterra> Megazord : "Oh Yeah..don't stop..just like that"
+< straterra> *clunk clunk clunk clunk*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1227
+ Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:21 UTC
+%
+DeAd|WaR: hey do u know how on user prompt in nix to change the $ to the # sign
+i tryed google i know this a dumb question. but i need it for school.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1229
+ Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:40:55 UTC
+%
+< Buggaboo> anything cool in 4.1?
+< Buggaboo> or whatever version in testing on slack?
+< jkwood> Buggaboo: Sure!
+< jkwood> Of course, I haven't used it, so... but fred has, and he likes it!
+< Buggaboo> The only thing I used on kde is kfmclient, k3b, amarok... and
+konqueror (je suis webdev),
+< Buggaboo> and konqueror I use for porn, much more stable... firefeck fecks up
+when one opens too many flash appies.
+< jkwood> >.<
+< shasta> "confessions you wouldn't expect", every Tuesday, exclusively on
+#slamd64@Freenode!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1230
+ Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:40 UTC
+%
+<e^ipi> cchapman: i'm a giver, not a taker.
+* e^ipi just realized that sounded a little gay
+<e^ipi> eh, i'm cool with that
+<jbk> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1231
+ Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:06:38 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> masterx831: will you give me a hug now?
+< masterx831> lol
+* masterx831 hugs nullboy
+< masterx831> ha
+< masterx831> eww that was gay
+< nullboy> yeah very
+* andarius tazes nullboy and masterx831 and places them in compromising
+positions for a photo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1232
+ Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:57:38 UTC
+%
+* Out of nowhere... *
+< nullboy> i like breasts
+< nullboy> not really big ones though
+< nullboy> medium ones
+< nullboy> or small
+< nullboy> just not huge
+< nullboy> huge ones are scary, you could suffocate
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1233
+ Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:03:00 UTC
+%
+mogunus: Dominian: thanks, I was going to do something stupid involving the KDE
+ tagfile.
+Dominian: hehe
+Dominian: yeah that would be stupid.
+Dominian: well not stupid
+Dominian: per se
+Dominian: just time consuming and harder ;)
+MasterX831: mogunus: youre and expert mess with your kernel and remove kde from
+there ;-)
+ag3ntugly: ...
+mogunus: 1. I'm not an expert. I'm a noob. 2. My god.
+MasterX831: one time i was trying to upgrading my kernel, and i was messing with
+it, when i'd saved the configuration. So i reboot the system i came to
+realize i forgot to symlink the new kernel so it wouldnt boot up lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1234
+ Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:45:47 UTC
+%
+<drijen> jkwood, need another slavegirl
+<drijen> and hurry it up
+* jkwood puts a wig and a wonderbra on drijen
+<jkwood> Dance, drijen, dance!
+<drijen> ............
+<drijen> O-/-<
+<drijen> O-\-<
+<drijen> O->-<
+<drijen> O-<-<
+* drijen pants
+<Dominian> wtf
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1235
+ Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:57:03 UTC
+%
+< ron1n_> my butt is sticky wtf
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1236
+ Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:39:10 UTC
+%
+in ##slackware
+Winol: steve___1 : when i said BT on this chan , i had some red light on my head
+and Helicopter above my appartment !!! So i must be carefull with my Speechs :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1237
+ Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:01:26 UTC
+%
+<e^ipi> evidently reboot -d doesn't mean "zomg go down RIGHT NOW!!!" it means
+piss around doing other shit for a while, and at your leisure go down
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1238
+ Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:33:47 UTC
+%
+( straterra) I wish I could sell my anal virginity
+( thrice`) indeed
+( thrice`) er
+( BP{k}) LOL
+( thrice`) timing fail :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1239
+ Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:54:28 UTC
+%
+<@caker> DephNet[Paul]: I try not to overdo ... your mom
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1240
+ Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:47:06 UTC
+%
+From #postfix on freenode:
+
+< meoblast001> question
+< meoblast001> if i delete my config files, wil it make new ones?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1241
+ Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:43:01 UTC
+%
+<Borlge> So I was just trying to install slackware, but this time on my actual
+computer, not virtualbox. and for some reason the biggest partition i could
+make was like 4 gigs, when i have 40 gigs free on my vista partition. how can i
+fix this?
+<Old_Fogie> Borlge, perhaps you need to shrink vista down to allocate more space
+for linux?
+<Borlge> oh i forgot! vista can do that!
+<Borlge> im still used to xp
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1242
+ Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:17:59 UTC
+%
+< SelfishMan> Maybe it's just a superstition but I swear I've had troubles with
+it so I always wrap it
+< HoopyCat> that's what she sa-- err, sorry
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1243
+ Added: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:02:04 UTC
+%
+< andarius> for the record, baby chickens look funny when they wear goggles
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1244
+ Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:30 UTC
+%
+< High_Priest> At this point I'd give my ass to one making a latest nx/freenx
+tgz package. Anyone interested? :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1245
+ Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:42:56 UTC
+%
+<jkwood> fred: That's something people just say without meaning, like "The
+check's in the mail" or "I'm busy doing homework" or "You're a really nice guy,
+but I just don't want a relationship right now" or "I like Windows Vista."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1246
+ Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:59:48 UTC
+%
+spreeuw: my grandma tried ubuntu and now she lost all her lifes pictures
+spreeuw: and got a heartattack
+Bushmills: good that she has a grandson who took care of setting up backups
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1247
+ Added: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:34:17 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> oh well; that's why fred is paid the big bucks
+< fred> Wait, what?
+< jkwood> fred: We thought Dominian was funneling those funds to you?
+< fred> Dominian: AND I TRUSTED YOU!
+< fred> :'(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1248
+ Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:28:12 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> my mom is famous in the local LDS circles ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1249
+ Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:45:09 UTC
+%
+<hiptobecubic> You know what sucks?
+<TwinReverb> hiptobecubic, vacuums?
+<hiptobecubic> Presidential debates.
+<TwinReverb> windows?
+<TwinReverb> oh yeah those too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1250
+ Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:29:39 UTC
+%
+<dooglus> when I plug my USB memory card in to debian, a box pops up saying
+"Cannot mount volume. Error org.freedesktop.DBus.Error.AccessDenied." and a
+bunch of "details"
+<themill> dooglus: are you in the plugdev group?
+<dooglus> themill: I'm not affiliated to any organization, and I'm not
+interested thank you.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1251
+ Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:06:28 UTC
+%
+< straterra> I have 24Gb free on my iPod..I need to put goat porn on it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1252
+ Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:54:14 UTC
+%
+< mikko777> gwash: i think im gay
+< gwash> mikko777: i think so too
+< demantik> mikko777: don't tell everyone..before you know it, everyone
+ will want to be gay
+< mikko777> gwash: if ive never tried men but cant get women either does
+ it mean im gay?
+< demantik> it means you're extremely ugly
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1253
+ Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:23 UTC
+%
+Fjorn <politics>: It'll take a huge cock to change the American psyche
+Fjorn <politics>: Err, shock
+Fuze [politics]: ...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1254
+ Added: Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:46:25 UTC
+%
+< Rusty1> keep thinking of the congressman who warned of a 8,000 dow if they
+didnt pass the bailout
+< Peikko> heh
+< Peikko> 7000 if they do.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1256
+ Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:58:42 UTC
+%
+[ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it?
+[ SelfishMan] yes
+[@caker] srsly?
+[ A-KO] wow
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1257
+ Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:32:35 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> fred: how deep should i go?
+<fred> that depends on the woman :p
+* fred runs and hides
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1258
+ Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:58:07 UTC
+%
+<x-ip> ea ea pepe
+<x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?)
+<TwinReverb> #slackware-br
+<nachox> it's spanish
+<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he wants a
+really short party
+<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying to cross
+the border
+<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually trying to
+import proper parties to the us... there is no party without some tequila shots
+<rhys> explains why the parties are so short.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1261
+ Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:29:43 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> hmm does that means we get things like "( fred) Dominian: you can pull
+me now NOT_NOT" in the near future?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1262
+ Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:25:28 UTC
+%
+( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1263
+ Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:41:23 UTC
+%
+* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until after he
+clocks back in to work
+
+***Couple of Minutes Later***
+
+LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes
+<thrice`> ?
+<rob0> LoganTheBrown
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1264
+ Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:54 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
+< mwalling> your mom?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1265
+ Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:51 UTC
+%
+< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex with
+school girl'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1266
+ Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:53:22 UTC
+%
+< boxxertrumps> Do you think you could beat a bear with a sword?
+< jkwood> boxxertrumps: You could beat a bear with a sword. Whether you could
+defeat it is another story.
+< Nigromante> boxxertrumps: it would be better to beat it with a hammer
+-!- boxxertrumps [n=boxxertr@unaffiliated/boxxertrumps] has quit [" The bear is
+the one with the sword..."]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1267
+ Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:11:12 UTC
+%
+< Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids
+< Shizuo> Yes
+< jkwood> Sesshomaru: Kids of all ages.
+< Shizuo> I use it to attract my victims
+< Shizuo> Bhaawahhaahah
+< Sesshomaru> unfunny
+< Shizuo> Yes
+< LnxSlck_> Shizuo, so i take it you're a pedophile?
+< Sesshomaru> pedos aren't funny
+< Shizuo> No
+< Dominian> wth
+< Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer
+< Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1268
+ Added: Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:03:58 UTC
+%
+< MaZ-> holy shit im crying here
+< MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha
+< pi_> tasered you?
+< MaZ-> lol no
+< MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain
+< MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy
+< MaZ-> :|
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1269
+ Added: Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:56 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1270
+ Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:47:18 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly on via
+the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the first thing we
+see is a pink poodle.
+* BP{k} gets worried about his dog.....
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1271
+ Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:54:34 UTC
+%
+* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple warmer :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1272
+ Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:08:52 UTC
+%
+* BP{k} renames /sbin/installpkg to "icanhazpkgnoaw" and adds a kthxbai switch
+to it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1273
+ Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:42:16 UTC
+%
+< jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today.
+< SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1274
+ Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:31:28 UTC
+%
+< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship problems, and
+his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
+< ron1n> is there anyway to recover it?
+< rworkman> Is she hot?
+< ron1n> its weak, probably full english words
+< rworkman> Oops, I'm supposed to be afk.
+< ron1n> XD
+< Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :)
+< Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is
+< ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D
+< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password is worth
+investigating.
+< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the root
+password
+< rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then? Go after her and forget your friend.
+< ron1n> XD
+< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how to sudo su
+and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the slackwiki page)
+< ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1275
+ Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:32:23 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, close
+to work, and preferably with a brewery built in
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1276
+ Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:18:26 UTC
+%
+Fossa: my wiever does not work
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1277
+ Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:44:01 UTC
+%
+* drijen stabs CaptObviousman
+* CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron
+* drijen rebounds with a saucepan
+* CaptObviousman closes drijen's hand in the waffle iron painfully
+* drijen notes the lack of pain, as CaptObviousman has not turned it on
+* drijen strips it from CaptObviousman's grip and bonks him with it
+<CaptObviousman> it still pinches you when closed
+<CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands
+* rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors
+<CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1278
+ Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:24:29 UTC
+%
+<ron1n_> is it wired?
+<ron1n_> or wireless
+<perlsyntax> nope it on a network
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1279
+ Added: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:19:21 UTC
+%
+< Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1281
+ Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:54:41 UTC
+%
+<neobsd> in order to optimize the useage of memory
+<neobsd> procesador
+<neobsd> i need a lite + qickly OS
+<neobsd> some idea ?
+<hba> neobsd: plan9 ;)
+<neobsd> plan9?
+<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not needed, Bob
+will kill a kitten
+<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob? Or is it all Bob's? If so, pass th kittens.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1282
+ Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:09:13 UTC
+%
+< ubunturos> i want to uninstall opensuse 11.0 ..how do i do it from
+ within opensuse
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1288
+ Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:03:35 UTC
+%
+<Dominian> rworkman: but I like doing it by hand :P
+<Dominian> helps understanding mkinitrd imho
+<rworkman> Yes, and people like using csh.
+* Dominian shrugs
+<rworkman> Oops, that slipped. ;-)
+<Dominian> You have your way.. I have mine.
+<rworkman> Poopyhead.
+<ron1n> oh snap
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1289
+ Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:51:02 UTC
+%
+< nix_chix0r> brb gota turn the fetus for basting
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1290
+ Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:33:52 UTC
+%
+Seth: bugger... over cautious fail
+Seth: cvs gave me the wrong prescription.. (supposed to be getting cream for
+skin).. glanced at package, saw "take by mouth".... told them it was the wrong
+prescription..
+Seth: THEN i read what it was for.. viagra
+Me: ...
+Me: that could help with skin problems
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1291
+ Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:03:12 UTC
+%
+<nix_chix0r> i let people get in my box all the time
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1293
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:57 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> i like poo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1294
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:12:09 UTC
+%
+< straterra> My girlfriend doesn't wear panties..and she isn't homeless
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1295
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:43:44 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> That hostmask just looks so familiar.
+< hiptobecubic> nonsense
+< macavity> ?
+< hiptobecubic> ?
+< BP{k}> !
+< XGizzmo> ^
+< macavity> _
+< hiptobecubic> `
+< Old_Fogie> +
+< macavity> (c)
+< chopp> ~
+< jkwood> %
+< hiptobecubic> this is a great segue into my next question
+< Old_Fogie> fail! you ruined our dialog :)
+< jkwood> YOU RUINED IT
+* macavity cries out loud
+< macavity> *sob*
+< hiptobecubic> oh sorry
+< hiptobecubic> =
+< Old_Fogie> pestering us with these questins, in a support forum :(
+< hiptobecubic> :D
+< Old_Fogie> hahah
+< macavity> lol
+< hiptobecubic> \o/
+< Old_Fogie> /0\
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1296
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:44 UTC
+%
+< macavity> HELLO!!! I'm Linsay LOHAAAAN!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1297
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:48:20 UTC
+%
+< pprkut> i have no porn! ew! perveerts!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1298
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:08 UTC
+%
+< abby> Personally, I like a little porn now and again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1299
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:19 UTC
+%
+<jkwood> AHH LAG FAIRIES... EATING MAH TUBES
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1300
+ Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:45:44 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> drijen: shes stalking heret|c to make sure he's not going after the
+little boys again
+< fred> :o where's mine?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1301
+ Added: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:00:17 UTC
+%
+< ThomasY> gang rape me..and I'll admit i got gangraped
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1302
+ Added: Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:24:48 UTC
+%
+<mughi> no.. you spelled idoit correctly.. but you did spell idiot wrong..
+again.. twice
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1304
+ Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:29:28 UTC
+%
+< mughi> err.. memory fail.. $86/paycheck
+< mughi> dunno where i got 175
+< CaptObviousman> out of your ass
+< dr3am3r> that sounds painful
+< CaptObviousman> dude, if I could pull $175 every other week out of my ass, i
+wouldn't care how much it hurt
+< mughi> CaptObviousman: i keep all the good stuff in there
+< CaptObviousman> because, hey, free money!
+< mughi> CaptObviousman brings new meaning to money laundering
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1305
+ Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:31:01 UTC
+%
+< heret|c> i'm installing gentoo on my acoustic guitar
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1306
+ Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:00 UTC
+%
+< shasta> I don't get your confusion, oneforall
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1307
+ Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:44:55 UTC
+%
+< nights> ok I just tried putting it on port 80 figuring that had to not be
+blocked at any firewall external to my linode but I cant connect to that either
+< jkwood> That's because 80 is a privileged port.
+< jkwood> You're going to have a deuce of a time trying to get anything to work
+there.
+<@caker> urmom has a nice privileged port
+< jkwood> caker: You would know. You're weren't privileged to use it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1308
+ Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:51:03 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> i'm waiting for slamd64 (fred's distro) to be as stable and fully
+featured as slackware 32bit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1309
+ Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:18 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Don't try WoW. It will eat your soul.
+< jkwood> Which is bad for the complexion.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1310
+ Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:11:48 UTC
+%
+< elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1311
+ Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:38:21 UTC
+%
+* CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant,
+barefoot, lasagna-making wife
+* andarius thought he was working up in the world
+<drijen> CaptObviousman, you're getting your ass kicked
+<CaptObviousman> Together, we fight crime!
+<nullboy> WIND!
+<CaptObviousman> buh?
+<andarius> some how, i can actualy picture that CaptObviousman
+<nullboy> WATER!
+<drijen> FIRE
+<nullboy> EARTH!
+<nullboy> HEART!
+<andarius> WAFFLE !!
+<drijen> TOGETHER WE ARE CAPTAIN.......
+<BP{k}> CHUCKWOOD!
+<nullboy> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...I AM CaptObviousman
+* drijen chortles hard
+<CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't
+<nullboy> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1312
+ Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:11:16 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1313
+ Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:09:44 UTC
+%
+<mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue?
+<mirash> ya, my net driver
+<mirash> i am afraid of it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1314
+ Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:18:36 UTC
+%
+<Alan_Hicks> For $95 an hour, I'll do all the hand-holding he needs.
+<alienBOB> El cheapo!
+<chubs> i'll do it for 50
+<Alan_Hicks> haha
+<alienBOB> I'll do it for 200
+<rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: just make sure its a hand before you put a pricetag on it
+;)
+<badawi> again what an awkward channel :/
+<alienBOB> You get what you pay for :-)
+<-- xlq has quit (Remote closed the connection)
+<heret|c> for 95 an hour. i don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;)
+<mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you
+<alienBOB> Nah that is... gross mancha
+
+<rworkman> That says a lot about the channel. < heret|c> for 95 an hour. i
+don't think it's my hand you'll be holding ;) <-- that gets *nothing* -- but
+this: < mancha> for $300 i'll install ubuntu for you <-- gets "gross" :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1315
+ Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:39 UTC
+%
+< Fenix-Dark> i got a new 32" tv that i'm using as a monitor, slackware looks
+great
+* Old_Fogie starts drooling uncontrollably
+< Fenix-Dark> $670 on ebay w/ms cashback
+< Old_Fogie> 'ms' ?
+< Fenix-Dark> Microsoft
+< Old_Fogie> oh it's an MS tv?
+< Fenix-Dark> no
+< Fenix-Dark> panasonic tv
+< nullboy> MS cash
+< Alan_Hicks> MS cash?
+< Alan_Hicks> My God! Some one found a legitimate use for monopoly money!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1316
+ Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:16:06 UTC
+%
+Seth: oww.. falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care and
+demands feeding.. buy donuts and condoms
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1317
+ Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:16:42 UTC
+%
+< SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home
+< SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people?
+< SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out
+-!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan]
+< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator. If she
+loves you, she'll stay.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1318
+ Added: Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:28:02 UTC
+%
+< NuMaStresa> I have read Slackware Linux Essentials, any other good "material"
+?
+< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: start with "man <program>" and hope you don't blow up
+your disk?
+< NuMaStresa> yeah, I can start with /bin /sbin but most of the commands I won't
+use anyway so ...
+< NuMaStresa> so you think I should invest more in learning the cli ?
+< alisonken1> using cli means you miss all the fun clickie pictures :) but you
+do learn a lot more about what's happening behind the clicks
+< NuMaStresa> I'm not really into guy's alisonken1 , sad that you judge my level
+of competence from 2 sentences ...
+< alisonken1> NuMaStresa: ?
+< antler> huh? wth
+< alisonken1> I was just pointing out you learn more about the underlying system
+from cli than you do with clicking on buttons
+< mancha> we pass no judgment on your orientation
+< NuMaStresa> ok, I take that back
+* Alan_Hicks is confused.
+< Alan_Hicks> How did anyone bring up sexual orientation?
+< NuMaStresa> lol, yeah, "I'm not really into guy's (graphical user interfaces)
+", I see that there are a lot of pervers on the channel
+< NuMaStresa> perverts *
+< Alan_Hicks> GUIs, not "guys". :-)
+< NuMaStresa> yeah Alan_Hicks :)) , I'll remember that
+< NuMaStresa> sorry I'm not a native speaker, that's funny :))
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1319
+ Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:26 UTC
+%
+< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire to the
+internet no one can get out?
+< isacklow> doh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1320
+ Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:45:53 UTC
+%
+-!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined
+<CaptObviousman> gah killit killit
+* CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck
+<ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW
+* ubuntu cries
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1321
+ Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:05:46 UTC
+%
+* thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run
+<CaptObviousman> but ... why?
+<drijen> RPM is the devil, mk
+<thrice`> it looks sexy
+<drijen> no
+<drijen> it doesn't
+<thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff
+<andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1322
+ Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:18:27 UTC
+%
+< Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1323
+ Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:02:09 UTC
+%
+<Carpathia> how can i remove the first 5 lines of a file? its 2.5G so I cant
+edit it easily
+<PrettyConfused> honestly, I couldn't tell you
+<Carpathia> i think sed is capable of it, i just dont know how :(
+<da1l6> Carpathia. tail -N -11 could do it. never tried, though
+<Carpathia> hm dal16, i dont know how many lines are in the line
+<Carpathia> in the file
+<da1l6> Carpathia, negative values should make it start at that offset (so the
+--help says) so -n -11 would start at line 11 for example
+<Carpathia> tail -n -1 just does the same as tail -n 1
+<Carpathia> ahh got it, so simple sed '1,5d' filename
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1324
+ Added: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:31:21 UTC
+%
+< Isvara> All this talk of big tools and no straterra?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1325
+ Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:23:47 UTC
+%
+##slackware channel when discussing oldest/youngest online
+
+[10:24:48] <Zordrak> bijit: Rephrased: "So.... everyone else is either pre-teeth
+or post-teeth?"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1326
+ Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:24:27 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> 3) yes. i like buttsecks with straterra
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1327
+ Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:57:17 UTC
+%
+13:32:15 < Zordrak> Camarade_Tux: Ubuntu Cola? Is that like Ipecac?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1328
+ Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:36:25 UTC
+%
+< Tirili2today> How can I convert an .img file into .iso?
+< alisonken1> loop mount the .img file, then build an iso from that
+< Dominian> Wow.. google Results 1 - 10 of about 503,000
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1329
+ Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:22:41 UTC
+%
+<ananke> and at the end of the day, the most important thing is that
+ you know how to use your tool
+<_chess_> that's one way to put it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1331
+ Added: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:15:59 UTC
+%
+( Camarade_Tux) doh, I typed boobfarm instead of noobfarm...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1332
+ Added: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:29:47 UTC
+%
+< oneforall> I smoked 2 joints ,before I smoked two joints, then I smoked 2
+more.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1333
+ Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:41:27 UTC
+%
+< str1ke> I suck at using the internet
+< str1ke> I should unplug my modem and give up
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1334
+ Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:33:25 UTC
+%
+(discussing GM top execs and the big auto bailout)
+< CaptObviousman> these people are loony. Totally off the deep end. And all this
+very public discussion is only revealing just HOW loony they are
+< mgrossie> Generally, I'd say the government can't run anything well.
+< mgrossie> But here the bar is "Better than GM"
+< mgrossie> So I'm stumped
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1335
+ Added: Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:00:17 UTC
+%
+< andarius> greetings and salutations again
+< CaptObviousman> waffle tax, please
+< andarius> i iz tax evader :P
+* CaptObviousman indicates the soggy cardboard box to the left with earlier
+waffle payments
+< CaptObviousman> and one used condom ... wtf?
+* CaptObviousman narrows his eyes at straterra
+< CaptObviousman> do I even want to know?
+< andarius> likely not
+< straterra> eh?
+< CaptObviousman> were you having sex with the waffles again?
+< andarius> dude, please no sexing up of zee waffles :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1336
+ Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:52:23 UTC
+%
+<nickbuonanno> i wish i took a screenshot of "KDE Crash Report <2**>"
+<nickbuonanno> THAT was full blown failcraft carrier
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1337
+ Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:10:10 UTC
+%
+< Kenjiro> rworkman: ok, already found out that qca-ossl was compiled and
+packaged before openssl-0.9.8i was released :(
+< thrice`> wow, arny failed? no
+< straterra> arny NEVER fails
+< straterra> XD
+< thrice`> surely the policy of release first, fix later is superior
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1338
+ Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:48:41 UTC
+%
+<BOSPUS> gn
+<BOSPUS> hi terrorist lady
+<BOSPUS> hows the jihad going ?
+<missyjane> haha..
+<missyjane> you remember me dear, thats so sweet
+* missyjane hugs bosp
+<missyjane> now EVERYBODY DOWN! *raises an ak-47*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1339
+ Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:01:24 UTC
+%
+< Agiofws> hi
+< Agiofws> is there a freenode staffer in here ?
+< Agiofws> apparently UDP is gonna get owned by bittorrent soon
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1340
+ Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:25:55 UTC
+%
+< fred> oh ffs, watching house, autistic kid starts coughing up thick creamy
+white stuff, my first thought, "Ah, so daddy does love him then"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1341
+ Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:13:43 UTC
+%
+< rob0> Rule of thumb, ask yourself, was it a useful contribution to the
+community? If so, credit rworkman; if not, blame rob0.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1342
+ Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:34:56 UTC
+%
+<Cann0n> with my porn addicted uncle, moms music and dads youtube addiction, i
+get lucky to download large files
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1343
+ Added: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:33:33 UTC
+%
+< danopia> mwalling, i'm not a complex idiot
+< danopia> complete*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1345
+ Added: Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:08:23 UTC
+%
+< straterra> heh..stepbrother is mad at me
+< straterra> I was having sex earlier..and he called like 4 times and I wouldn't
+pick up..apparantly he had a computer issue
+< straterra> i mean..sex > unpaid tech support...right?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1348
+ Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:35:46 UTC
+%
+<mirash> slackware is optimised for command mode
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1349
+ Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:01:52 UTC
+%
+Dominian > rworkman: pig
+Dominian > damn it!
+Dominian > rworkman: ping
+rob0 > soooooooooooeeee pig pig pig
+rworkman > oink
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1351
+ Added: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:18:54 UTC
+%
+< zxvf> I'd rather use a stolen copy of commercial software than an open source
+alternative just because I know someone else paid for it and I didn't
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1352
+ Added: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:51:56 UTC
+%
+< andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :|
+< straterra> I used to love my erectin set
+< straterra> erection^
+< andarius> erector ?
+< straterra> same thing
+* andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :(
+< andarius> erector = hot brunette
+< andarius> erection = what i get from her
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1353
+ Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:44:32 UTC
+%
+<hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON
+<evanton> amen
+<hiptobecubic> 192.168.2.X IS NOT PART OF 192.168.0.0/24
+* hiptobecubic takes a bow
+<evanton> heh
+<hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1354
+ Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:32:24 UTC
+%
+( straterra) i like plowing people
+( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic
+( HoopyCat) jimd: you're new here, aren't you? :-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1355
+ Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:57:06 UTC
+%
+SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again
+HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning?
+SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds?
+BP{k}: cyanide, smells of bitter almonds
+SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like?
+Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right?
+SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like
+SelfishMan: wait...what?
+Twayne: lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1356
+ Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:20:04 UTC
+%
+> mode/##slackware [+b *!*@cardinal.lizella.net] by slackboy
+> rob0_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> Alan_Hicks was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> _chess_ was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> vbatts was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+> rworkman was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned: join flood]
+ananke > nice.
+ananke > when bots go nuts
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1357
+ Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:53:35 UTC
+%
+<jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap
+<nullboy> did you even read the man page?
+<jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works
+<jamess__> but then still it must be some bug
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1358
+ Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:13:09 UTC
+%
+<tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease
+<tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one!
+<depsis> :P
+<depsis> The one with the bigg penis?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1359
+ Added: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:21:25 UTC
+%
+<TwinReverb> (**information removed**) has joined #lvm
+<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an
+initrd
+<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an
+initrd
+<TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp
+kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from
+then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type
+tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds
+for it to adjust)
+<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd. i prefer to build everything into my
+kernels that they need in order to boot
+<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*>
+in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM? i searched google a long time but
+never found it
+<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of
+that <*>
+<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by
+something else) i made those {*} also
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1360
+ Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:23:54 UTC
+%
+<Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our
+RedHat-server
+<Lifeform> The domains doesn't respond
+<Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1361
+ Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:45:40 UTC
+%
+< straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1362
+ Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:32 UTC
+%
+< shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall?
+< Eno_> maybe he's drunk
+< shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1363
+ Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:20:17 UTC
+%
+( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded
+( mwalling) bbiab
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1365
+ Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:29 UTC
+%
+< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've
+managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things
+that no app exists for)
+< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux?
+< Dominian> blue screen
+< m-c> rofl
+< kaddy> bahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1366
+ Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:18:07 UTC
+%
+< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters
+< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk
+away.
+< lotec> lock my screen why?
+< jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those.
+< FriedBob> At work I do. We are required to.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1367
+ Added: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:13:53 UTC
+%
+<lotec> ok time for a break going to the hot tube see yea guys in a few
+<-- lotec has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep")
+<NetrixTardis> hot tube?
+<NetrixTardis> TMI.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1369
+ Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:30:26 UTC
+%
+Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here
+nooper > it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1370
+ Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:44:00 UTC
+%
+< chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1371
+ Added: Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:46:26 UTC
+%
+< enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1372
+ Added: Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:38:31 UTC
+%
+< Yaakov> HoopyCat: Now THIS you need:
+http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15614
+... Later in a different channel ...
+<@HoopyCat> oh, how i don't miss frequenting with women of dubious
+levelheadedness
+<@tjfontaine> no you don't, you liar
+<@HoopyCat> there was the girl from new zealand who usually stayed up all night
+on IRC, chainsmoking and drinking all -- ALL! -- of my roommate's milk. "crash
+space for a weekend" turned into a four-month quagmire.
+<@tjfontaine> o0
+<@HoopyCat> the -- i swear, i am NOT MAKING THIS UP -- night i had to sleep on
+the couch because my bedroom had been taken over for a lesbian/firearm porn
+shoot was a wee bit surreal
+<@tjfontaine> ...
+<@tjfontaine> ...
+<@phennessy> heh
+* tjfontaine wants to travel in time
+<@phennessy> you need the tie camera
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1374
+ Added: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:02:48 UTC
+%
+< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
+< rk4n3> lol
+< dive> lol shitdown doh
+< rk4n3> interesting typo :)
+< thrice`> :)
+< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1375
+ Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:30:55 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> There we go... message sent.
+< pprkut> lol
+< thrice`> haha
+< jkwood> Well... I added a tiny bit. You know, a little ego stroking, a little
+introduction, and a little offering to help instead of just whining about it.
+< jkwood> Little things.
+< pprkut> we should work on a tutorial on how to write such mails
+< pprkut> I think about sending one to the gtk devs
+< pprkut> I want proper Qt integration (not that stuff gtk-qt does)
+< jkwood> Dear sirs: You are doing a great service to mankind. I am but a
+humble pig farmer and millionaire user of your software. To quote a wise man,
+"Your head is full of watermelon." In other words, please stop committing
+$(atrocity against mankind). If I can help, please send money. Regards, me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1376
+ Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:08:00 UTC
+%
+<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
+< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
+< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
+< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
+< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
+< straterra> Go look
+< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
+< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1377
+ Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:50:52 UTC
+%
+< lufthanza> hey guys, someone gave me a command to mount isos on my system
+":(){ :|:& };:" and when I ran it my computer started running real slow. Does it
+take a lot of processor power to mount .iso files in linux?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1378
+ Added: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:03 UTC
+%
+<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is
+alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1379
+ Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:33 UTC
+%
+< fred> heh, irssi lag just gave me "jkwoody"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1380
+ Added: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:20:53 UTC
+%
+<nickbuonanno> ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
+<nickbuonanno> __^__
+<nickbuonanno> L L __/ |_\
+<nickbuonanno> =O====__ \__\
+<nickbuonanno> L L \_______)
+<nickbuonanno> _I___I_,
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1381
+ Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:01:33 UTC
+%
+Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected:
+< straterra> im wearing my gf's thong
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1382
+ Added: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:27 UTC
+%
+[ b4] ah crap
+[ b4] -__
+[ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps
+[ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1383
+ Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:17:46 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER
+<@mikegrb> careful jkwood
+<@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1384
+ Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:04:33 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Yes, that sucks.
+< jkwood> Whoops... wrong window.
+< mwalling> failbus is comming to town
+< Isvara> jkwood is the driver
+< Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1385
+ Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:52:25 UTC
+%
+From a /. discussion on RIM:
+AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-)
+
+Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an
+IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey
+stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with
+Canada ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1386
+ Added: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:34:45 UTC
+%
+Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers.. the
+end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars with weapons,
+etc.. says (paraphrased) 'do not try to duplicate anything you saw in this
+movie.. it is dangerous'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1387
+ Added: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:02:52 UTC
+%
+< lotec> OMG i think i wore my underwear backwards all day
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1388
+ Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:41:53 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> lotec: Thank you for helping get me back into noobfarming. I'd been
+out of the game for too long.
+< lotec> jkwood: lol how was i suposed to get Digital slr Camera?
+< jkwood> lotec: I was referring to the underwear quote. ;)
+< lotec> jkwood: well the bad part is i now have doo doo stains on my warrior
+helmet
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1389
+ Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:48:01 UTC
+%
+< Dominian> Where did that tool learn to troll?
+< spook> Dominian: [ in bed ]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1390
+ Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:46:24 UTC
+%
+< Makaveli_ma> but I think that it's hard to be a part of Slackware core
+developers, isn't it ?
+< rob0> You would have to prove your merit and knowledge of Slackware, and be
+invited by Pat.
+< slackytude> He will send you on a quest to test you. Like, gather the horn of
+a unicorn, save damsel in distress and find the holy grail
+< Makaveli_ma> I mean that in other distro we know where we can find the forum
+and room chat of core developer
+< Makaveli_ma> but in slackware there is no way :s
+< jkwood> Pretty much.
+< rob0> Right. The "core team" has a private communications channel.
+< tank-man> you want to hold someone accountable to something? :)
+< jkwood> So private we don't know what it is.
+< Makaveli_ma> tank-man yes LAMP developers for example :)
+< rob0> Some folks here do, but they obviously will not tell you how to crash
+their party. :)
+< Makaveli_ma> I think that I can do more in official websites of slackware for
+example
+< rworkman> .j #lemonparty
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1391
+ Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:33:06 UTC
+%
+<slava_dp> slackytude, is slim supposed to run after a successful logon? i have
+it running in background all the time.
+<slackytude> slava_dp, yes
+<slava_dp> slackytude, oh crap, why doesn't it die then? :) i want it dead
+<spook> [ in bed ]
+<slackytude> slava_dp, well, if you are in X, killing the X login manager is a
+bad idea
+<slava_dp> slackytude, i'll try that to find out the outcome :)
+* slava_dp has quit (Remote closed the connection)
+<slackytude> *sigh*
+* slava_dp (n=slava@***IP Address removed***) has joined ##slackware
+<slava_dp> slackytude, ok, i see now :D
+<slackytude> told you
+<spook> hahah
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1392
+ Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:29:55 UTC
+%
+dtanner knocks himself in the head for accidently setting gnome-terminal to
+"always on top" and blaming it on compiz that i couldnt raise a window below it
+dive> good one
+dtanner> indeed
+dive> now define 'accidently'
+AzalynX> he accidentally right clicked on the window titlebar then accidentally
+moved his mouse to the "always on top" menu option
+AzalynX> and accidentally clicked it.
+jkwood> He accidentally the whole thing.
+AzalynX> jkwood: you said it, brotha.
+jkwood> I hate it when I accidentally the whole thing.
+AzalynX> me too.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1394
+ Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:50 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Man... why do these "security testers" have to be such complete
+idiots?!
+< Alan_Hicks> These guys claim to have found a "serious" vulnerability on a
+system I admin.
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: oh?
+< Dominian> what's the serious issue?
+< Alan_Hicks> The vulnerability? OpenSSH PAM disclosure.
+< Dominian> haha
+< Dominian> how is that a vulnerability?
+< Alan_Hicks> Claim to be able to gather usernames with it.
+< Dominian> tellt hem to prove it
+< Dominian> If they are doing raw data capture from port 22 without an authentic
+ated session.. good luck
+< Alan_Hicks> 1- Usernames are completely worthless without passwords. In fact,
+you should always assume the attacker knows your username. Hell, most attacks
+are from inside your network anyhow.
+< Dominian> yep
+< Alan_Hicks> 2- UsePAM no is the default in sshd_config.
+< Alan_Hicks> 3- Slackware
+< Dominian> hehe
+< Dominian> easily taken care of...
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: just tell them "Slackware doesn't use PAM"
+< Dominian> then you'll get: "er.. well if it DID use PAM..."
+< Alan_Hicks> I already have!
+< Dominian> I've never heard of username gathering using PAM via SSH without an
+authenticated session.. and even then the connections are one to one.. and you'd
+have to have the ability tot ag a dump of data on the ssh process itself I would
+think..
+< Dominian> I mean basically without local access.. who cares?
+< Alan_Hicks> Basically, what they claim to be a vulnerability is this...
+< Alan_Hicks> PAM rejects inappropriate user names at a different speed than
+valid ones.
+< Alan_Hicks> So the attacker could brute force a list of valid usernames.
+< Dominian> I would tell them to prove it
+< Dominian> and tell themt o prove it using slackware
+< Alan_Hicks> Assuming of course, network latencies and the like are identical
+between all attempts.
+< Alan_Hicks> But no... the fun doesn't stop there! No. Get a load of this...
+< Dominian> eviljames: No.. latency being a timing thing for bruteforce..
+< Dominian> If latency is high on one end and low on another.. the timeout
+values are skewed
+< Alan_Hicks> HOW TO FIX IT: This vulnerability is fixed in OpenSSH Version
+3.6.1p2. Upgrade to teh latest version.
+< eviljames> Dominian: I suppose I'm considering the case of a flood.
+< straterra> About the username failure being a different failure time
+< Dominian> uhhhhh
+< eviljames> Dominian: Oh, no, that's closer to what I was thinking, I just
+don't have the right words ;)
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: WTF!?
+< Dominian> Alan_Hicks: hahahahahaha did you: ls /var/log/packages | grep
+openssh for them?
+< Alan_Hicks> That's what I said! /var/log/packages/openssh-5.1p1-i486-1
+< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: ... uh .. say whah?
+< BP{k}> Dominian: 3 is obviously higher than 5 .. right? ;)
+< Alan_Hicks> They claim to have identified 1 valid user: adm, but that user is
+on EVERY STANKIN' UNIX BOX!
+< Alan_Hicks> BP{k}: I think they hired King Arthur from Monte Pyhton. "1... 2..
+.. 5!" "3 Sire!" "3!"
+< eviljames> hahahahaha
+< BP{k}> Alan_Hicks: lol, they didn't even throw root in for good measure?
+* eviljames applauds Alan_Hicks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1395
+ Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:49:04 UTC
+%
+< stanza_> hi all u guys
+< stanza_> need some help please
+< stanza_> with a fresh minimal installation
+< rworkman> stanza_: help #1: use the "enter" key less often.
+< stanza_> got an error on xorg first running: could not open default font
+'fixed' is a fatal error that prevents xorg server startup.. any hint?
+< rworkman> Yes. Don't do minimal installations that require X.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1396
+ Added: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:24 UTC
+%
+< andarius> greetings and salutations
+< andarius> "no longer will our penises remain flacid and unused!"
+< rob0> andarius: the bathroom is right over there -------->
+< CaptObviousman> greetin--what the fuck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1397
+ Added: Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:48:12 UTC
+%
+< mib_cuenq44c> I am the Forest Gump of 'puters
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1398
+ Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:57:20 UTC
+%
+< Rusty1> shhh i'm staring at a pic of marie osmond on the back of Parade
+magazine
+< Rusty1> trying to keep breakfast down
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1399
+ Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:29:34 UTC
+%
+< A-KO> like I said. There are reasons for not having encryption, for some
+people, having to go out of their way to download a seperate client just because
+you want to encrypt "button.1jpg" is completely moronic.
+< A-KO> if you managed security properly, there's little need to worry about
+password security anyway...
+< jkwood> Actually, encrypting button1.jpg is not such a problem.
+< jkwood> It's encrypting the password to upload button1.jpg that makes a
+difference.
+< A-KO> jkwood: but if you've got it setup properly, even if that account were
+compromised, it shouldn't be that much of an issue
+< A-KO> mitm is the least of most peoples' security problems anyway
+< jkwood> It's also one of the most easily mitigated.
+< A-KO> ssl aint gonna protect against that trojan keylogger on their machine
+grabbing them typing in the password (if they don't auto save it)
+< jkwood> That's like saying that I shouldn't lock my car because most home
+intruders come in through a window.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1400
+ Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:14:09 UTC
+%
+<@zigdon> hey khmer - ever got twirssi running?
+< khmer> haven't had the time
+< khmer> i was gonna use your makefile trick last night but then instead i
+watched battlestar galactica and my bathtub faucet exploded
+<@zigdon> certainly sounds more exciting than installing Net::Twitter
+< khmer> turns out my faucet required InternalPlumbing::Galvanized::[>1921]
+< khmer> the cathedral model for plumbing has got to be destroyed
+< khmer> these release cycles are outrageous
+<@zigdon> no kidding
+<@zigdon> can't you fork it?
+<@zigdon> or at least install a split?
+< khmer> no, this codebase is hideous
+< khmer> but every time i try to refactor it i get a broken pipe
+<@zigdon> I guess it has to be pretty bad, considering the pressure it has had
+to deal with
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1402
+ Added: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:24:14 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> spook: PEBKAC. I posted my gpg passphrase in my ChangeLog. Long
+story.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1403
+ Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:48:52 UTC
+%
+( Dhraakellian) I would like to report a bug in krunner's math
+( Dhraakellian) = 6*9
+( Dhraakellian) 54
+( Dhraakellian) This is not The Answer
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1404
+ Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:28:11 UTC
+%
+slack_fan: Does anybody know when the packages for KDE 4.2 will be ready?
+dive: there's a definite lack in that direction
+Neo-Zionist: slack_fan, nope
+agentc0re: Zordrak: ??
+slack_fan: okay, but will they be removed from /testing and put in main -current
+tree?
+Neo-Zionist: eventually
+slack_fan: thank you, Neo-Zionist!
+thrice`: yes, they will, today at 8:40 pm EST
+slack_fan: oh, thank you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1405
+ Added: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:47:02 UTC
+%
+< nullboy> one of the systems i was working on today had an old version of
+firefox installed, from the 1.5.* range
+< nullboy> i think that pwnd it
+< hackedhead> i miss ff 0.8
+< hackedhead> when it was tiny and blazing fast
+< hiptobecubic> hackedhead, ++
+< straterra> hackedhead: just like my first boyfriend
+ * straterra ducks off to bed
+< nix_chix0r> lol
+< hackedhead> lmfao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1406
+ Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:54:33 UTC
+%
+<_chess_> Zordrak: you could make one large build queue of everything in the
+repo, with the deps in the right order :-)
+<Zordrak> _chess_: and you would be an insane noobtard too
+<_chess_> haha
+<Zordrak> you *could* whap your balls out at an air hostess... i dont recommend
+it!
+<thrice`> wtf
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1408
+ Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:02:54 UTC
+%
+Filan> im Cable internet tech support, we weave bullshit like the Amish do
+quilts
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1409
+ Added: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:55:38 UTC
+%
+< jmole> i like to live on the edge ;)
+<+kojiro> ah, the edge
+<+kojiro> that fine line between help me and switching distros
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1410
+ Added: Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:44:19 UTC
+%
+< DralaFi> http://linuxpackages.net/ is broke :(
+< fred> Maybe they use their packages?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1413
+ Added: Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:45:28 UTC
+%
+< lw0x15> stybla: got the pics :]
+< stybla> lw0x15: where? :)
+< lw0x15> stybla: ill pm ya, alrite?
+< stybla> lw0x15: oki
+< FriedBob> Are these pictures or pictures? If they are just pictures, then via
+PM is fine. But if they are pictures, then you better share. ;P
+< lw0x15> pictures of my area (:
+< lw0x15> while still in snow
+< spook> i read that as pictures of my arse
+< lw0x15> pff spook
+* lw0x15 doesn't live in spooks arse
+< FriedBob> lw0x15: Rumor has it is very roomy.
+< Rat409> lmao
+< spook> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1414
+ Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:02:21 UTC
+%
+<Rael> sugar and spice and everything nice that's what hot sex is made of
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1415
+ Added: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:01:47 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> maybe a stupid question, but are all programs within slamd64
+compiled as 64bit?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1416
+ Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:49:08 UTC
+%
+< CravatBrute> Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past
+year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an
+autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until
+after I handed it in. My professor is black. Fuck my life.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1418
+ Added: Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:14:41 UTC
+%
+<DenNOLA> Hey there. I just managed to install a Picasa Slackbuild for the first
+time. Wanted to say thanks and ask if there's a way to donate. You guys
+shouldn't work for free.
+<rworkman> DenNOLA: good to hear; we'd prefer any donations go to Slackware.
+<XGizzmo_> we accept free trips to warm places also :P
+<rworkman> We're all dedicated Slackware users, and a few of us are on the
+Slackware team.
+<DenNOLA> Will do. I'm so in love with this OS. Want to do anything I can to
+help out.
+<rworkman> :)
+<DenNOLA> So uh, thanks guys...and good vibes from dennis in New Orelans.
+* DenNOLA has quit (Client Quit)
+* renew (n=renew@c-71-198-127-4.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #slackbuilds
+<bkUp> Nice bloke.
+<BP{k}> rworkman: we should have a donate beer button somewhere;)
+<rworkman> I agree.
+<rworkman> bkUp: yeah, it's good to see that every now and then :)
+<rworkman> BP{k}: we can even put up a page with our preferences. Mine is one
+from bkUp's country :)
+<bkUp> Sounds like a plan. :)
+<BP{k}> rworkman: http://michielvwessem.wordpress.com/booze/ ;)
+<BP{k}> (although I need to update it with shots of the various beers I have
+recently consumed. :)
+<kethry> (but when he does, don't go thinking he's an alcoholic.. he's just WAY
+overdue in posting them... lol)
+<BP{k}> thanks dear .. go do something .. uhm .. else :P
+<rworkman> haha
+<kethry> :P
+<bkUp> oh dear
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1419
+ Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:12:22 UTC
+%
+<slava_dp> spook, so you were about to suggest him to shoot himself? you don't
+have to be so cruel :)
+<macavity> some people do need quite an amount of lead :P
+<spook> slava_dp: no i was going to suggest he clean the trigger with the gun
+loaded and safety off
+<macavity> or tell him to rinse his mouth with buckshot
+<spook> why not rocksalt?
+<macavity> because rocksalt doesnt come close to the wonderfull "cat skull |
+explodepkg" effect that heavy buckshot does :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1421
+ Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:11 UTC
+%
+< rob0> Oboebuntu: Ubuntu for annoying double-reed instruments
+< mbhayes> hehe
+< mbhayes> Please tell me that isn't a real "version" of Ubuntu...
+< rob0> I just made it up
+< mbhayes> hah
+< rob0> But it leads me to believe that we need an Ubuntu-versioning contest
+< rob0> Juntabuntu : Ubuntu for Latin-American tinhorn dictators
+< rob0> Ibunwon Ubuntu : donno, but the name sure is funny
+< rob0> Kujubunturoo : KDE-based Ubuntu for Jewish kangaroos
+< rob0> here's one
+< rob0> Sununubuntu
+< BP{k}> nutfluckchuckbuckbuntu - the eskimo version!
+< eelriver> cumbuntu Porn surfing version
+< eelriver> Barackobuntu
+< rob0> Good!
+< rob0> Unbuntu : Lemon-lime flavored Ubuntu
+< rob0> reference to old 7up ads in case it wasn't obvious
+< eelriver> Hell, I should roll up a Barackobuntu .iso, just theming the wm with
+Barack pictures that would sell like hotcakes around here
+< fred> kwyjibuntu: Ubuntu for big, dum, balding North American apes.
+< fred> *dumb
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1422
+ Added: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:11:10 UTC
+%
+< NeoAmsterdam> Okay... I've had enough of the "when's the next event"
+questions, so I've written a few down.
+< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" numbers (hex and dec):
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1342177280I0x50000000IFri Jul 13 11:01:20 GMT 2012
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1610612736I0x60000000IThu Jan 14 08:25:36 GMT 2021
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1879048192I0x70000000IWed Jul 18 05:49:52 GMT 2029
+< NeoAmsterdam> 2147483648I0x80000000ITue Jan 19 03:14:07 GMT 2038
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1431655765I0x55555555IFri May 15 02:09:25 GMT 2015
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1717986918I0x66666666IMon Jun 10 02:35:18 GMT 2024
+< NeoAmsterdam> 2004318071I0x77777777IThu Jul 7 03:01:11 GMT 2033
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1737075661I0x6789ABCDIFri Jan 17 01:01:01 GMT 2025
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1450744508I0x56789ABCITue Dec 22 00:35:08 GMT 2015
+< NeoAmsterdam> 2000000000I0x77359400IWed May 18 03:33:20 GMT 2033
+< NeoAmsterdam> 1234567890I0x499602D2IFri Feb 13 23:31:30 GMT 2009
+< NeoAmsterdam> Some "significant" mathematical expressions:
+< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(2):I1414213562I0x544B2FBAISat Oct 25 05:06:02 GMT 2014
+< NeoAmsterdam> SQRT(3):I1732050808I0x673CFF77ITue Nov 19 21:13:28 GMT 2024
+< NeoAmsterdam> PI/2:I1570796327I0x5DA07326IFri Oct 11 12:18:47 GMT 2019
+< NeoAmsterdam> e/2:I1359140914I0x5102D832IFri Jan 25 19:08:34 GMT 2013
+< NeoAmsterdam> Significant ASCIIs:I
+< NeoAmsterdam> "UNIX":I1431193944I0x554E4958ISat May 9 17:52:24 GMT 2015
+< NeoAmsterdam> "unix":I1970170232I0x756e6978ISun Jun 6 21:30:32 GMT 2032
+< NeoAmsterdam> "LOL!":I1280265249I0x4C4F4C21ITue Jul 27 21:14:09 GMT 2010
+< NeoAmsterdam> "TIME":I1414090053I0x54494d45IThu Oct 23 18:47:33 GMT 2014
+< NeoAmsterdam> "FUCK":I1179992907I0x4655434bIThu May 24 07:48:27 GMT 2007
+< NeoAmsterdam> Note that PI, e, and 2222222222 are all over 2^31, so they'll
+never be celebrated (at least on 32-bit CPUs).
+< NeoAmsterdam> Enjoy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1425
+ Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:39:29 UTC
+%
+< straterra> hotel room is setup
+< straterra> candles in place..
+< straterra> roses in place
+< straterra> hot tub ready...
+< straterra> female enroute
+< straterra> giggity giggity goo
+< fred> Camera ready?
+< fred> behind the one-way mirror?
+< straterra> of course
+< straterra> live internet feed
+< fred> link?
+< BP{k}> condoms pre-pierced?
+< straterra> yup
+< BP{k}> rohypnol mixed in her drink?
+< straterra> 2 dozen holes per condom
+< straterra> i have chloroform in the roses
+< BP{k}> going for the classic route then.. ;)
+< straterra> of course
+< straterra> fridge is booked with various alcohol
+< BP{k}> did you do a soundcheck?
+< straterra> yup
+< straterra> walls are soundproof
+< straterra> if no one hears her say no...
+< straterra> \O/
+< fred> I hope the mirror isn't soundproof.
+< straterra> yes..but i have a dozen mics in the room
+< straterra> 7 are active at any given time
+< straterra> 8 channel audio :)
+< jkwood> So she has actually met you before, right?
+< straterra> of course
+< jkwood> In real life?
+< straterra> yes
+< fred> Not second life?
+< straterra> correct
+< fred> <ut:voice> HOLY SHIT </ut:voice>
+< jkwood> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR
+< straterra> thats what the condoms for
+< straterra> i got body massage oils too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1426
+ Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:47:03 UTC
+%
+<TwinReverb> i need to ask a newbie question
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1427
+ Added: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:40:33 UTC
+%
+* fred can't reproduce :|
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1429
+ Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:43:43 UTC
+%
+(@ataxic) 4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~4~
+(@ataxic) er
+(@ataxic) not me
+* ataxic blames the cat
+(@ataxic) how the hell did he managed that is beyond me
+(@ataxic) ~ is only accessible with the shit key
+(@stybla) :)
+(@C00re) you have a shit key!?
+(@ataxic) and the 4 is on the other end
+(@C00re) impressive.
+(@C00re) :P
+(@ataxic) shift key @P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1430
+ Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:30:53 UTC
+%
+< mbhayes> jkwood: you ready?
+< mbhayes> http://git.noobfarm.org/repo/slamd64builds
+< mbhayes> it works.. cause I just freakin' tested it ;)
+< jkwood> GO GO GO
+< jkwood> Oh, wait, that's me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1431
+ Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:14:56 UTC
+%
+<@alphageek> mwahaha. just got OCD on Impale Sticky (42 balls)
+< oneforall> I only have 2 and I'm happy
+< amrit|afk> 2 too many. allows for reproduction.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1432
+ Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:46:17 UTC
+%
+< eviljames> eviljames: Are you lonely?
+< eviljames> eviljames: Sometimes, but at least you keep me company
+< eviljames> eviljames: <3
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1433
+ Added: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:41:49 UTC
+%
+< pi31415> i frequently use rsync at work, it saves my bacon
+< jkwood> pi31415: bacon-over-rsync?!?!?!?
+< jkwood> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1434
+ Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:31:33 UTC
+%
+mbhayes: rworkman: http://dev.noobfarm.org
+mbhayes: click on any quote id
+agentc0re: mbhayes: I like that :D
+agentc0re: mbhayes: A little slow on loading though.. :/
+
+*** 30 minutes later
+
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: yeah its a bit slow loading.
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: I need to work out how to get the automatic height/width
+for the window.
+agentc0re: mbhayes: Ah. I've been wanting to play around with lightbox (or
+whatever ever variant) myself. Which one are you using?
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: lightbox
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: going to check with the devs at work tomorrow to see what
+would be involved with getting an automatic height/width for the data involved
+agentc0re: mbhayes: http://forums.shopify.com/categories/2/posts/5455
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: that's for forcing it to one size.. and one size only..
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: I'm talking about automatic adjustment to the size
+height/width wise on load
+agentc0re: mbhayes: I saw something about setting it to small, medium or large.
+ Let me find that.
+agentc0re: mbhayes: OIC, IE: if it's 0-20 lines, it's medium and if it's
+21-1000000 it's large. Something like that?
+mbhayes: agentc0re1: apparently lightbox does dynamically size for images...
+agentc0re: mbhayes:
+http://blog.hma-info.de/2008/04/09/latest-lightbox-v2-with-automatic-resizing/
+mbhayes: crap .. I'm using lightwindow
+mbhayes: haha
+agentc0re: HAHAHA
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1435
+ Added: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:16 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Heh... someone on /. was griping about Linux's NTFS support being bad.
+ I replied that it had worked fine for me for two or three years now. He came
+back and said "We'll, I'm using Debian Etch, so it's possible I'm behind the
+curve."
+< jkwood> Well DUH
+< andarius> lol
+< mbhayes> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1436
+ Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:27:18 UTC
+%
+<ArTourter> hi, could someone change the download URL for shorewall6 from
+http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
+to
+http://shorewall.de/pub/shorewall/4.2/shorewall-4.2.6/base/shorewall6-4.2.6.tar.bz2
+<ArTourter> upstream forgot to put shorewall6 in the base folder but they now
+have done so. so at the next patch level update the slackbuild package will not
+fail
+<mbhayes> probably want to email the maintainer of the package and have them
+update it
+<ArTourter> I am the maintainer :-P
+<BP{k}> well email yourself man!!
+<ArTourter> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1437
+ Added: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:43:08 UTC
+%
+[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has joined #bitlbee
+< bazsi> register pass
+< dracula> Welcome, bazsi, you are in the *public* #bitlbee channel.
+< bazsi> account add msn nemtom34@hotmail.com <redacted>
+< bazsi> help
+< Arnie> bazsi, you are not on a bitlbee server
+< Arnie> you are on the public bitlbee channel on oftc
+< bazsi> and where is it? :D
+< Arnie> where is what?
+< Arnie> http://bitlbee.org/main.php/servers.html
+< bazsi> thank you
+[*] bazsi [~bazsi@adsl-89-132-30-54.monradsl.monornet.hu] has quit [Quit: Lost
+terminal]
+< mwalling> i wonder if his msn password really is <redacted>
+< Willd> mwalling: fail@him if so :D
+< mwalling> heh
+< aquatix> indeed
+< dy> he is hungarian,
+< dy> his username means foobar@
+< dy> so it cant be real :~
+< dy> hm, its working
+< dy> bad luck
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1438
+ Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:19:15 UTC
+%
+<antler> NaCl: fascination with salt?
+<NaCl> antler: Somewhat.
+edman007 puts NaCl in water and hits him with a taser
+NaCl is now know as NaCl|dead
+<NaCl> *known
+<edman007> NaCl, nope, you are now known as NaOH, H2, and Cl2
+<edman007> follow physics!
+antler sandpapers edman007's skin and pours NaCl all over it
+edman007 shoots antler with a shotgun full of nacl
+antler saves some of the shells for his soup. yum.
+<MLanden> NaCl:see,your quite popular...eveyone likes to play with you..:D
+<aceofspades19> edman007: wouldn't that be chemistry, not physics?
+<NaCl> aceofspades19 has a point
+<MLanden> s/your/you're
+<antler> hahah
+<antler> edman007 thinks that chemistry reduces to physics
+NaCl is often used as a seasoning on various soups, wheat, and potato products
+<antler> ...and on roads during canadian winters
+<MLanden> and tequila...:D
+NaCl has millions of uses.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1439
+ Added: Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:46:13 UTC
+%
+<nate> use runlevel to determine what level you're at and go in and shut stuff
+off in /etc/rcX.d/
+<nate> same as any linux
+<nate> paths may be subject to change ;-)
+<aaronyy> ubuntu has no rcX.d
+<nate> aaronyy: yes it does
+<aaronyy> no, it doesn't
+<nate> nate@bobo:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc?.d|wc -l
+<nate> 8
+<nate> yes, it does.
+<HoopyCat> rtucker@arrogant-bastard:~$ ls -ld /etc/rc5.d
+<HoopyCat> drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2009-02-15 16:59 /etc/rc5.d
+<aaronyy> hmm
+* aaronyy doesn't use ubuntu
+<HoopyCat> we kinda guessed that...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1442
+ Added: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:22:02 UTC
+%
+< the_goat> I mounted your Mother's Rack last night
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1443
+ Added: Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:13:09 UTC
+%
+< drijen> fuck no, i love it hard
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1444
+ Added: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:58:56 UTC
+%
+tewmten: every morning i wake up and hack the gibson
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1445
+ Added: Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:09:42 UTC
+%
+< Cotowar_> idk though. i tried changing the image to gentoo, and it seems to
+work fine. gentoo is slackware based right?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1446
+ Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:44:01 UTC
+%
+< straterra> You git people..I changed the description file, but the git web
+interface doesnt show anything different..
+< thrice`> commit it
+< straterra> oh
+< straterra> wait..what?
+< straterra> This is in the projects .git
+< jkwood> Ah... umm...
+< Dominian> er
+< Dominian> is this via gitweb?
+< straterra> Or..I could be an idiot
+< straterra> yes
+< straterra> but I'm stupid
+< Dominian> yeah.. you have to update the project_list file
+< straterra> I didn't..
+< straterra> I was SSH'ed in to the wrong machine
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1447
+ Added: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:39:09 UTC
+%
+nullboy: i want to see 272 lol's in a row
+Cotowar: lol
+spook: lol
+jkwood: lol
+nullboy: lol
+eviljames: lol
+jkwood: lol
+Cotowar: lol
+spook: lol
+eviljames: lol
+nullboy: lol
+eviljames: lol\
+Cotowar: lo
+nachox: ....
+Cotowar: fail
+nullboy: lol!
+firebird619: lol
+spook: CCCCCOMBOBREAK
+spook: ER
+nullboy: oh crap it's an op
+nachox: what the hell is wrong with you?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1448
+ Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:51:29 UTC
+%
+<mhaworth1> n00b mistake of the day - I was trying to connect to the wrong IP
+address - my notes were bad.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1449
+ Added: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:36:16 UTC
+%
+baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak because
+i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue to update your
+system evey six months or less to have a stabel and secure system
+
+nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official
+comment section?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1450
+ Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:18:18 UTC
+%
+< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from primary mail
+server when primary is up?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1451
+ Added: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:08:18 UTC
+%
+< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually cause
+ploblems with your jaw bone
+< jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1452
+ Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:07:33 UTC
+%
+< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_<
+(coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
+< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which
+build depends on pkg-config
+< fred> and this is why I don't use debian NOT_NOT
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1453
+ Added: Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:38 UTC
+%
+< erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1
+< SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1455
+ Added: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:18:12 UTC
+%
+-!- infoG has joined #stfu
+< straterra> Hi
+< infoG> hi
+< infoG> what is projectstfu
+< straterra> Stands for Stuff to Finally Undertake
+< straterra> It's web based, to-do software
+< infoG> cool
+-!- mode/#stfu [+o straterra] by jkwood
+<@straterra> There's a demo on the website
+< infoG> ok
+< infoG> stfu is an ancronym for another, more commonly known phrase as well
+<@straterra> Yup
+< infoG> was the similarity intentional?
+< infoG> well, let me rephrase
+< infoG> why the similarity?
+<@jkwood> It's actually a reference to St. Fu, the patron saint of ninjas and
+remembering to do things.
+< infoG> interesting
+< infoG> was he a silent type?
+<@jkwood> Actually, yes. The commonly used derogatory "STFU" can actually find
+its roots in the students of Saint Fu reminding each other to go about their
+work quietly.
+<@jkwood> Similar to how "Oh for Pete's sake!" or "Jesus Christ" have been
+"cheapened" in the common vernacular.
+< infoG> i see
+< infoG> usually when there is a derogatory ancronym or similar sounding phrase
+to a proposed project name developers shy away from it to avoid conflict
+<@jkwood> Yes, it's very interesting how St. Fu actually invented the to-do
+list. You see, he worked on a dock for years, and found that the constant
+shouting of commands led to hearing loss.
+< infoG> hearing loss. thus his silent nature
+<@jkwood> Noticing that they often did the same repetitive tasks in the same
+way, he began to make lists for his workers, to help in the training of new
+recruits.
+<@jkwood> He intended them to be memorized, but the workers made a habit of
+sticking them in their pockets, and referring to them whenever they completed a
+task.
+<@jkwood> Now, originally, they were made up of pictures, as most of the dock
+workers couldn't read.
+<@jkwood> This was a few hundred years ago, you understand.
+< infoG> really? only a few hundred?
+< infoG> beethoven was alive a few hundred years ago..
+< infoG> it's too bad he wasn't born later, he would've got a lot more done
+<@jkwood> Yes. You have to remember, the international trafficking of goods by
+sea wasn't as viable until just the late first half of the last millenium.
+< infoG> with a list
+< infoG> i understand
+<@jkwood> Before that point, crews of ships were the ones carrying the goods,
+for the most part.
+<@jkwood> There weren't many ports of call that had regular dock workers.
+< infoG> mhm
+< infoG> but i'm wondering about the project name, were you not put off by the
+ancronym's other meaning?
+<@jkwood> Well, it's actually a good way to restore some dignity to the phrase.
+<@jkwood> "Taking it back", so to speak.
+< infoG> that's an interesting way of looking at it
+<@jkwood> I admit, I was a bit hesitant at first, but straterra convinced me
+over time.
+<@jkwood> Well, I'd love to continue, but I really must be getting to class. It
+was lovely.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1456
+ Added: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:56:53 UTC
+%
+< |Shingoshi|> Someone help me get my dbus started in KDE4. PLEASE!
+< jkwood> |Shingoshi|: /etc/rc.d/rc.dbus start ?
+< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Sorry. I was busy looking for something I don't think I
+have it. Let me look again.
+< |Shingoshi|> No! I don't have it.
+< |Shingoshi|> Which pkg installs it?
+< jkwood> Oh, sorry, rc.messagebus.
+< jkwood> My bad.
+< |Shingoshi|> Have it. Now what do I do?
+< |Shingoshi|> BTW. Hi!!
+< jkwood> /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus restart
+< jkwood> Hullo.
+< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: Why does KDE complain about this?
+< |Shingoshi|> It refuses to start. "Could not start d-bus"
+< jkwood> dbus is what replaced dcop. It's a message-passing interface between
+programs.
+< |Shingoshi|> jkwood: What part of KDE is calling this?
+< jkwood> Pretty much the whole thing.
+< |Shingoshi|> So how do I switch from one to the other?
+< ccfreak2k> |Shingoshi|, is rc.messagebus +x?
+< |Shingoshi|> It is executable.
+< |Shingoshi|> Can I make a link from rc.dbus to rc.messagebus?
+< jkwood> No, no... there *is* no rc.dbus.
+< jkwood> I was misremembering when I said that.
+< jkwood> Are you running rc.messagebus as root?
+< |Shingoshi|> So how do I fix this. KDE won't start at all.
+< jkwood> Do you have an rc.messagebus.new ?
+< slackytude> might be a .pid file
+< slackytude> or somesuch
+< jkwood> Possibly.
+< |Shingoshi|> How is that pid file created?
+< slackytude> during the run of kde
+< slackytude> you know, a more detailed error message would be nice
+< jkwood> You could try reading /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus.
+< |Shingoshi|> Well. That's not happening.
+< |Shingoshi|> slackytude: That would be nice. And my thoughts exactly!
+< slackytude> >-<
+< slackytude> what does your log say?
+< |Shingoshi|> Where would the log be? The only thing that shows up in the root
+window, is the complaint about not starting KDE.
+< jkwood> According to /etc/rc.d/rc.messagebus, the log is redirected to
+/dev/null.
+< |Shingoshi|> Thank you!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1457
+ Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:28:24 UTC
+%
+< yejun0> help us help them?
+< jkwood> It goes something like this:
+< jkwood> <noob> Someone help me fix this!
+< jkwood> <us> Well, what do your logs show?
+< jkwood> <noob> I need this fixed!
+< jkwood> <us> What's the output of foo -v?
+< jkwood> <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work.
+< jkwood> <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem.
+ Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
+< jkwood> <us> !pb
+<@irgeek> <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me
+how to fix this.
+< jkwood> <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help?
+< jkwood> <us> *head asplode*
+< Yaakov> <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH
+< jkwood> <jkwood> OH GAWD BLOODY EVERYWHERE WE'LL ALL DIE
+< jkwood> <noob> I so and to excellent must for poor call
+< jkwood> <HoopyCat> $NON-SEQUITUR
+< jkwood> <caker> I $NON-SEQUITURed urmom
+< jkwood> <SelfishMan> !urmom
+< jkwood> <RandomJerk> rm -rf /
+< Yaakov> <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL
+< jkwood> <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc>
+<@tasaro> <Peng_> !avail-he
+<@irgeek> <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache
+instead.
+< jkwood> <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore
+< jkwood> <jkwood> ...
+< jkwood> <caker> ...
+< jkwood> <phennessy> I've... uh... gotta go.
+< Yaakov> <SpaceHobo> You are all pissants.
+<@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
+< Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
+< Nivex> < Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
+< SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs
+< jkwood> <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the
+flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density
+< Yaakov> <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to
+the kernel's scheduler. Easier than messing with apt!
+< jkwood> <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig
+< Yaakov> <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use
+debian or arch?!!
+< jkwood> <mwalling> eat my shrots
+< jkwood> <phennessy> nice speeling
+< jkwood> <mwalling> *stab*
+< jkwood> <JDLSpeedy> lol
+< Yaakov> <@mikegrb> mmm... cake.
+< jkwood> <aaronyy> $SPEAKINGOUTMYBUTT
+< fred> <jkwood> I think I broke it.
+< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't
+< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, I did, but I fixed it
+< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't fix it
+< jkwood> <jkwood> Okay, take two
+< jkwood> <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH
+< jkwood> <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity*
+< jkwood> <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1458
+ Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:46:36 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already.
+< dartmouth> kk
+< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: http://pastebin.com/m47603b8b
+< straterra> I smell..chris punch fail..
+< straterra> It's a strong smell
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why are you sending me that?
+< dartmouth> because its all going to be broken in about an hour
+< Alan_Hicks> So then fix it in about two hours.
+< Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion.
+< dartmouth> you assume that I am competent.
+< dartmouth> lol.
+< Alan_Hicks> Oh no. No I don't assume anything regarding your competency,
+trust me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1459
+ Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:03:41 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Only in ##slackware could some one consider cocaine to be a
+"conventional medicine".
+< dartmouth> acidchild: you mean 'E'
+< straterra> No..
+< Necos> lol
+< straterra> Only chris punches would
+< acidchild> dartmouth: that makes the old jolly not so attentive actully
+< straterra> There's a difference..don't make us all be at his level
+< Necos> lol
+< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: actually it was used pretty widely in OTC medications
+until it was outlawed. it's PRE-conventional.
+< acidchild> meth is the manwhore drug
+< dartmouth> ....not that I condone it.
+< Necos> codine and stuff, eh?
+< Alan_Hicks> That's like saying "I broke my leg and it hurts, so I'll just
+shoot heroin and be ok."
+< dartmouth> haha
+< dartmouth> LOL!
+< acidchild> Alan_Hicks: works for a few hours =P
+< antler> but he WOULD be ok, though
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why do I even bother with you? Those were far from
+conventional medicines. They were snake-oil treatments.
+< jkwood> Sounds like Max Payne or System Shock to me.
+< dartmouth> until he starts peeling his face off with parts of the bathroom
+mirror
+< Necos> lol
+< Necos> reminds me of that woman that hadher face eaten after she was
+all-super-high
+< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: because secretly I remind you of a younger, better
+looking Alan_Hicks? :D
+< straterra> God..I feel sorry for you Alan_Hicks..
+< Alan_Hicks> Quawmire- "How'd all this skin get on my arm?"
+< straterra> If thats the case
+< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: No, you remind me of a younger, uglier, dumber Lassie.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1460
+ Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:50:27 UTC
+%
+<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another
+friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom
+needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face
+and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1461
+ Added: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:23:08 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> oh man
+< drijen> CaptObviousman: o/
+< CaptObviousman> I met an amazing girl tonight
+< drijen> YAY
+< CaptObviousman> problem: she's dating someone
+< drijen> paitence
+< CaptObviousman> ofc
+< rob0> poison
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1462
+ Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:35:11 UTC
+%
+when ideling on #windows
+
+<msafi> I Googled the problem. No help!
+<msafi> It used to work OK.
+<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when I
+docked my laptop again, it no longer shows...
+<aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet?
+<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess I should
+try that!
+<Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot
+* msafi has quit ()
+* msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows
+<msafi> Rebooting solved the problem.
+<msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver.
+<msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1463
+ Added: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:33:56 UTC
+%
+jkwood: jed: I haven't introduced you to the rules. 1.) Ignore aaronyy.
+aaronyy: really?
+SelfishMan: aaronyy: Yes, really
+jkwood: Yep.
+checkers: yep
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1464
+ Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:13:05 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> I had a friend on a drama team that was sensitive to mom jokes because
+her mother had died when she was little. It's become fashionable in my private
+circle now to make Caroline's mom jokes.
+< jkwood> ...not sure why I felt like sharing that.
+< jkwood> All of a sudden, 200 people on the internet think I'm a jerk, in
+addition to insane.
+< Alan_Hicks> jkwood: It's not that bad. I'm sure only 20 or so people will
+ever see it, unless it gets noobfarmed.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1465
+ Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:07:48 UTC
+%
+< andarius> HOLY TWITCHING MONKEY WITH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO HIS NUTTS :|
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1466
+ Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:08:05 UTC
+%
+< fred> :q
+< fred> oops
+< fred> -ENOTVIM
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1467
+ Added: Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:31:19 UTC
+%
+< pwillis> !urmom
+< linbot> pwillis: Yo momma's so dumb, she can't spell a.
+< pwillis> a what?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1468
+ Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:33:20 UTC
+%
+Stutteringmatt> BP{k}, could you explain?
+<BP{k}> Stutteringmatt: yes, I could.
+<Stutteringmatt> thank you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1469
+ Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:15:39 UTC
+%
+<BP{k}> eviljames: bah. my connection is lagged :|
+<eviljames> BP{k}: Nah, I just type like a madman.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1470
+ Added: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:17:38 UTC
+%
+< dartmouth> oh. dear god. you're a real idiot. not the pretend kind. I
+thought you were just trolling. And coming from me, you should take that as an
+insult.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1471
+ Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:20:05 UTC
+%
+< vor> yep start with ubuntu and build up
+< yht> :-)
+< jkwood> Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built
+it all the same, just to show 'em.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1472
+ Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:32:31 UTC
+%
+< mwalling> HoopyCat: fred has a dedicated, cause hes a tool
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1473
+ Added: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:44:38 UTC
+%
+<gewt> so this is the nullboy from nobofarm.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1475
+ Added: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:29:25 UTC
+%
+14:59 < kitche> dang opensolaris uses a lot of python code
+14:59 < john_dee> is that why it's crawling!?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1476
+ Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:14:32 UTC
+%
+13:01 < drijen> annma: what distro you on?
+13:01 -!- buckethead [n=mike@ip68-1-158-228.mc.at.cox.net] has joined #kde
+13:01 < annma> self-compiled KDE
+13:01 < drijen> awesome, me too
+13:01 < tuxick> that's no dist :)
+13:01 < annma> mandriva under it
+13:01 < annma> Mandriva
+13:01 < tuxick> ah :)
+13:01 < drijen> <- slackware
+13:01 < annma> :)
+13:02 -!- fawx [n=fawx@c-76-29-128-22.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit ["Lost
+terminal"]
+13:02 < annma> it just works out of the box
+13:02 < drijen> nwo why does your flash work, and mine doesn't :(
+13:02 < annma> Mandriva just works
+13:02 * drijen pukes
+< drijen> to be sure, we are talking abuot konqueror right
+< annma> yup
+< drijen> k
+< drijen> where is your libflashplugin.so located
+< annma> my self compiled konqueror uses the mandriva flash
+< annma> just like that
+<annma> no idea
+< drijen> im asking you to look
+< annma> I don't lower myself to look into those details
+< drijen> *facepalm*
+< annma> I mean, it should work and it does
+< annma> what do you want me to look?
+< annma> *where?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1478
+ Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:45:55 UTC
+%
+fred: for simple version bumps/patches, there's generally not any help that can
+be done
+mwalling: urmom could be done though
+mwalling: badoompsh!
+mdeanda: mwalling: huh?
+mwalling: </troll>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1479
+ Added: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:04:12 UTC
+%
+< internat> ok well after successfully reading everything on noobfarm.org ive
+decided that i definatly dont want to be near ANY of mwalling's keyboards, need
+to keep my arse away from straterra, and under 0 circumstances will i trust
+anything cpunches ever has to say.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1481
+ Added: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:01:52 UTC
+%
+< eviljames> I miss smoking. Now I chew on pens instead.
+< eviljames> and gum, lots and lots of gum.
+< nullboy> you don't want ot know how i read that
+< eviljames> nullboy: At least you read my intent ;)
+< P4C0> nullboy: I think i read something similar :p
+< eviljames> heh, I probably chew more gum than penis
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1482
+ Added: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:03:17 UTC
+%
+< fiya_werkin> couldn't convince my wife it was big enough though
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1483
+ Added: Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:43:53 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> gentoo is crap
+< straterra> Your mom is crap
+< acidchild> straterra: yours isn't :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1484
+ Added: Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:37:58 UTC
+%
+<nullboy> you know that the moon's positioning is unbelievably perfect?
+
+<Cotowar> IMO, we need to blast that motherfucker. its just sitting up there,
+fucking with the tides and making my girlfriend hormonal. get rid of it and PMS
+will disappear!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1485
+ Added: Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:01:16 UTC
+%
+<t0f> i have nothing against intel, but why do athlon's always seem to lick
+their butts
+<t0f> meant kick, sorry
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1486
+ Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:50:31 UTC
+%
+<nukedclx> but
+<nukedclx> sec
+<agentc0re> i totally read that as, butt sex.
+<straterra> yum
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1487
+ Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:46:28 UTC
+%
+< Chrishas_> i'm using open suse,wheres rc.modules?
+< Zordrak> GET
+< Zordrak> THE
+< Zordrak> FUCK
+< Zordrak> OUT
+-!- Zordrak was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+< dive> gtfo
+< Necos> hahahahahahaha
+< dive> lmfao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1488
+ Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:36:51 UTC
+%
+<fiya_werkin> whoa
+<fiya_werkin> bit bigger than i thought heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1489
+ Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:05:18 UTC
+%
+<tony> can someone help me with installing my bittorrent client
+<Zordrak> rtfm.. then install.. if you hit a specific problem.. ask it, but
+concisely
+<tony> im getting the following error "/usr/bin/python is needed by
+BitTorrent-3.9.1-1.noarch
+<tony> RESULT=1"
+<Zordrak> would suggest you havent got python
+<tony> how do you get it
+<Zordrak> comes with slack
+<Zordrak> did you not do a full install?
+<tony> i did...thats why im confused
+<Zordrak> `which python`
+<tony> 2.5 i think
+<zx10k1> tony, ls /var/log/packages | grep python
+<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
+<tony> "dbus-python-0.83.0-i486-1
+<tony> python-2.5.2-i486-4
+<tony> "
+<Zordrak> tony: `which python`
+<tony> idk
+<Zordrak> ffs
+<dive> ...
+<Zordrak> ` ` means run the command inside
+<zx10k1> lol
+<Zordrak> type a w
+<Zordrak> then an h
+<Zordrak> than an i
+<Zordrak> ...
+<tank-man> in english he means where is the program named "python" located
+<tony> uh
+<tony> /usr/bin
+<Zordrak> tank-man: i specifically mean *run that* to confirm not only wether
+python got killed but also confirm $PATH
+<Zordrak> i give up. I'm off back to sleep
+<tony> im new to linux
+<zx10k1> tony, which client are you trying to install
+<Zordrak> are you new to reading what people type?
+<tony> bittorrent
+
+. . .
+
+<BP{k}> The Moon is Full
+<Old_Fogie> BP{k}, ++
+<dive> yay
+<BP{k}> well, well, whatta ya know. >:=)
+<Zordrak> BP{k}: obviously(!)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1490
+ Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:37:01 UTC
+%
+<me_> does the slackwiki have a tutorial on how to fix the slackwiki?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1491
+ Added: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:24:01 UTC
+%
+22:38 < straterra> I want to create the "Coalition for the death of Lil Wayne"
+22:38 < nbuonanno> SIGN ME UP
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1492
+ Added: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:26 UTC
+%
+<volkerdi> alphageek: Are you taunting me with awk? ;-)
+<alphageek> heh
+<alphageek> hell, I'm an awk noob
+<alphageek> just be glad it's not mrgoblin doing it
+<alphageek> he'd turn 50 random characters into an awk script that'd choose the
+best time to have your next beer
+<volkerdi> I have a 4 character script that does that already
+<volkerdi> date
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1493
+ Added: Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:49:38 UTC
+%
+<kaffien> why are you broke?
+<sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1496
+ Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:01:05 UTC
+%
+<@SelfishMan> Ha! Just got a call from a client that said someone was pissed
+because they were "trying to hack the network" and decided to try booting from
+the network. My default network boot profile is a DBAN autonuke so the contents
+of their laptop were erased
+<@SelfishMan> This is a network that only has very specific systems plugged in
+and this person unplugged one of them to connect. My client was laughing but
+the third party wasn't
+<@HoopyCat> SelfishMan: <3
+<@SelfishMan> I try to model my networks after the human body and it has an
+overactive immune system
+<@SelfishMan> They had to press enter to boot the profile labeled "DBAN autonuke
+- THIS WILL ERASE ALL HARD DRIVES ON YOUR COMPUTER"
+<@HoopyCat> hmm... if you're getting a network security audit and the network
+destroys the auditor's laptop, would that be a pass?
+<@SelfishMan> I would love to see their face when that happens
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1497
+ Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:52:43 UTC
+%
+<crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition?
+<sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1498
+ Added: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:17:22 UTC
+%
+-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has joined
+##slackware
+< quack> I have come here today
+< quack> to become L337
+< slackytude> quack, #gentoo
+< ananke> not that imbecile again
+< quack> haha
+< ananke> rworkman : alive?
+< quack> I am a raging homosexual?
+< quack> I enjoy the occasional ring ram and like it when I have penis in my
+mouth
+< quack> Ping:pong
+< quack> Slackware is for bithces
+< Dominian> quack: If you're going to insult us, please spell "bitches" right.
+< quack> aight
+< quack> my bad
+< quack> Na I'm not I need help
+< slackytude> quack, yes, you do
+< Dominian> It kind of takes some of the lack-luster out of trolling when you
+can't even spell.
+< quack> aight aigth chill
+< quack> :(
+-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has joined ##slackware
+< MysticalGroovy> quack why are in the slackware channel if u dont even use
+slackware?
+< chopp> Dominian: comes with being twelve
+< YMB88> lololol
+< Dominian> chopp: very true
+< Dominian> See, trolling is an art.. and apparently you aren't an artist.
+< quack> Okay fine
+< YMB88> heh
+< YMB88> tee-hee
+< quack> I'll piss the Gentoo people off
+< YMB88> lolololol
+< quack> Peace
+< YMB88> yeah fuck this
+< Dominian> Good luck with that one.
+< YMB88> slackwares to sophisticated
+< slackytude> they are used to crap
+< slackytude> heh
+-!- YMB88 [n=chatzill@58.169.45.199] has left ##slackware []
+-!- quack [n=quack@71.138.46.202-static.velocitynet.com.au] has left ##slackware
+["Leaving"]
+< Dominian> BOOM!
+* Dominian rocks
+< Dominian> I love it.. I reverse-trolled them
+< slackytude> nice exorcism, revernd
+< Dominian> that usually never works
+< Dominian> They got pissed because we were too sophisticated
+< Dominian> hahah
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1499
+ Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:16:22 UTC
+%
+[04/21/09 17:00:29 ] Ash!:
+
+if ($callid eq "David Gallo" ) {
+tranf($innum);
+} else {
+tranf($ashnum);
+}
+
+[04/21/09 17:01:20 ] David : i just got an erection
+[04/21/09 17:01:35 ] Ash!: urg :/
+[04/21/09 17:01:42 ] David : lol'
+[04/21/09 17:02:19 ] David : bbiab
+
+Lol Wtf?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1501
+ Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:06:19 UTC
+%
+www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1502
+ Added: Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:33:27 UTC
+%
+< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition manager
+there
+< tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes to rinse
+and repeat and repeat
+< nullboy> and repeat and repeat
+< tank-man> no harm done tho
+< straterra> i repeat a lot
+< nullboy> what?
+< Choi> ok, i see
+< straterra> shampoo
+< nullboy> lol
+< Choi> lol
+< straterra> I repeat a lot
+< straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo
+< straterra> I have like three different kinds
+< straterra> and use them like 4 times each
+< nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you!
+< straterra> I..am not metro
+< nullboy> haha
+< straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/
+< nullboy> oh lord
+< straterra> CLICK IT
+< nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated....
+< straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum
+< straterra> But..do I look metro?
+< nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro
+< macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1
+< straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch
+< nullboy> haha
+< macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted motherfucker?!?
+< straterra> Me.
+< nullboy> lmao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1503
+ Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:21:43 UTC
+%
+Noobsause: i am guna dos my self !! WOOT!
+Noobsause: FTW!
+Noobsause left the room (quit: "http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client").
+agentc0re: Looks like he did win.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1504
+ Added: Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:38:17 UTC
+%
+<@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot. You can quote me on that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1505
+ Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:56:39 UTC
+%
+d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely written
+in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is even worth it I
+will have to strip that all out.
+dissociative > wtf
+nullboy > lmao
+nullboy > you're doing it wrong
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1506
+ Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:31:48 UTC
+%
+< tewmten> mornin'
+< nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job
+< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time
+...its alright
+< edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1507
+ Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:01 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1508
+ Added: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:32:32 UTC
+%
+< SpaceHobo> \ /
+< SpaceHobo> * *
+< SpaceHobo>
+< SpaceHobo> DtUTDtUTDtUTDtUTDt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1509
+ Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:59:34 UTC
+%
+Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything
+and anyone
+[retro]: Alexander stars with absalom
+Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice?
+[retro]: Xelder hides his dogs
+Alexander [retro]: Field mice, radioactive material. Whatever
+Absalomi Hill <retro>: I bet you can't breed with the moon
+Xelder [retro]: that mean ur penis glows!?
+Alexander [retro]: don't tempt me
+Absalomi Hill <retro>: first problem is how to get there to prove me wrong
+Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy.
+Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter!
+Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem
+Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1511
+ Added: Sat, 02 May 2009 16:12:15 UTC
+%
+<neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1513
+ Added: Wed, 06 May 2009 21:16:39 UTC
+%
+< weasel> how long is your password?
+< Guest1191> weasel: Medium
+< weasel> that's how you cook meat.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1514
+ Added: Thu, 07 May 2009 22:47:50 UTC
+%
+<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want
+X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
+<macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1517
+ Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 00:04:39 UTC
+%
+gunther: hello there
+gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single
+internal source to multiple destinations. Describe in detail the steps you
+would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
+gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address. The HTTP
+connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with
+your browser you receive a 404 error code. You do not know the DNS name
+associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map). Describe the steps
+you would take to retrieve a.txt. Provide a plausible explanation why another
+machine on your network is retrieving a.
+gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not
+allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers. You are asked to indicate
+what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe,
+in detail the steps you would take.
+variable: gunther, homework help?
+jbest: accidental paste? :P
+gunther: even worse than that
+gunther: no, worse than accidental paste
+gunther: lamer job interiew questions
+gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is
+gunther: these are meant to test my abilities
+gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them: question 4
+about firewalls
+variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ??
+variable: that one
+gunther: lol
+gunther: damn man
+gunther: we going for the same job?
+variable: gunther, worse
+gunther: oh noes
+***variable does the hiring
+gunther: sir I am so sorry
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1518
+ Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 02:45:11 UTC
+%
+< int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12?
+< thumbs> int203: shush
+< int203> :(
+< slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one
+< int203> kthnx
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1519
+ Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 12:20:38 UTC
+%
+< Stooney> I have Model/Router -> Router2 -> Switch -> ... as my setup. If I
+wanted Router 2 to handle all of the port forwarding, what would I have to
+configure on the Modem/Router?
+< straterra> Why do you need two routers?
+< straterra> Double NAT is rather..dumb
+< Stooney> well, the first router is a modem/router built in
+< straterra> Disable routing in it then
+< Stooney> i need it for the modem, but want to use a better router
+< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP in it
+< perscitus> straterra-> dont disable NAT on both. just DHCP
+< straterra> perscitus: I didn't say both
+< straterra> Disable NAT/DHCP on the first router
+< straterra> enable NAT/DHCP on the second
+< perscitus> kepep NAT on both
+< straterra> No
+< perscitus> Disable DHCP on one
+< straterra> Why would you keep NAT on both?
+< straterra> That's retarded
+< straterra> Double NAT presents so many issues
+< straterra> There is no reason to have double NAT
+< HentaiNeko> two routers? is one or both wifi?
+< perscitus> There isnt a reason to use two routers then
+< straterra> perscitus: reread his issue
+< straterra> ffs
+< straterra> Stooney: Disable DHCP/NAT on the first and configure the second
+like normal
+< straterra> That's the "proper" way
+< HentaiNeko> if you are using a wifi router past the 1st router, make it become
+just a wifi access point
+< straterra> HentaiNeko: also, read the issue
+< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for?
+< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
+< straterra> perscitus: do you know what NAT is at all?
+< perscitus> that didnt answer me ques
+< straterra> I'm asking you to restate your question..
+< straterra> Do you know what NAT is?
+< perscitus> straterra-> So what is NAT for?
+< straterra> ...
+< straterra> NAT is for routing.
+< straterra> perscitus: http://tinyurl.com/c9ldkn
+< perscitus> straterra-> i dont do tinyurls
+< straterra> perscitus: Your loss
+< straterra> perscitus: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NAT
+< perscitus> straterra-> and NAT routers are low level cheap security
+< straterra> perscitus: no one said ANYTHING about security
+< straterra> He's asking about how to not use the bundled router and use his own
+router appliance
+< Cymage> CptnFantastic: uhm, cd desktop
+< straterra> Please, like I said, read the question before just spewing out
+"help"
+< HentaiNeko> Stooney, is the first router adsl modem also?
+< straterra> not also
+< CptnFantastic> Cymage, what do you mean?
+< perscitus> straterra-> i did. and what i said is still okay
+< straterra> perscitus: no, its not
+< straterra> Your solution is to have a double NAT
+< straterra> That is fail
+< perscitus> straterra-> congrats. you are on ignore for being moron
+< straterra> Congrats. I don't publicly announce ignores with poor English
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1520
+ Added: Tue, 12 May 2009 20:15:55 UTC
+%
+<HEMI> A friend of a friend pours his car's used engine oil down the storm sewer
+and is perfectly okay about it cause "I ride my bicycle to work most days."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1521
+ Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:50 UTC
+%
+mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station
+eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived!
+mwalling: oh screw you
+eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that?
+mwalling: just got back to this window
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1522
+ Added: Wed, 13 May 2009 23:59:15 UTC
+%
+< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle balls.
+< Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies...
+< lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot...
+< eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word. Cradle sounds much more gentle.
+< dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt
+< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them to hard?
+< eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1523
+ Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:47 UTC
+%
+<pteague> ok, number of seconds on this doesn't sound right - "bound to
+192.168.1.249 -- renewal in 2147483648 seconds."
+<dattaway> I'll take, "what is the year 2037" for $100 please
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1524
+ Added: Thu, 14 May 2009 17:40:21 UTC
+%
+< chowabunga> learn how to give better suggestions than "there are 5 ways to do
+it, i'd probably just use a symlink"
+< straterra> chowabunga: Uhm..you said that..no one else did
+< straterra> 10:42 < chowabunga> you can do it like 5 ways
+< straterra> FAIL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1525
+ Added: Sat, 16 May 2009 15:11:38 UTC
+%
+<Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months.
+<Kumo> Core i7 based.
+<sostra> sex.
+<sostra> what will you use it for?
+<CaptObviousman> sex.
+<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very sight of
+his manly awesome computer
+<CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he
+* CaptObviousman switches jokes
+<Kumo> Heh
+<sostra> lol
+<Kumo> My wife will steal it to play Sims 3
+<sostra> what a waste
+<CaptObviousman> probably
+<sostra> at least fold protien with it
+<CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer?
+<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and
+Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding music during
+which I will be watching redtube.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1528
+ Added: Tue, 19 May 2009 03:39:36 UTC
+%
+<AbsTradELic> hight
+<straterra> width
+<AbsTradELic> hi there !!
+<_arfon_> hight?
+<AbsTradELic> night
+<AbsTradELic> ehehee
+<_arfon_> What is hight?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1529
+ Added: Wed, 20 May 2009 14:07:35 UTC
+%
+<_arfon_> Fred = God
+<straterra> No..
+<straterra> he isn't
+<_arfon_> Correction... Patrick = God... Fred = god (minor)
+<slackytude> well, who knows. he might
+<straterra> No..
+<_arfon_> Tomas?
+<_arfon_> Is he god then?
+<straterra> Pat and/or Fred are not gods
+<slackytude> how do you know?
+<_arfon_> In my religion they are
+<slackytude> ever seen them bleed?
+<straterra> Because they bleed and piss like men
+<straterra> they have penises
+<straterra> Gods dont need penises
+<Zordrak> straterra weighs in with his size 12s like usual...
+<_arfon_> United Church of Latter Day Slackers
+<slackytude> that doesnt prove anything
+<_arfon_> They are part of the Trinity
+<_arfon_> Oh, I imagine they have HUGE penises
+<thrice`> wtf?
+<slava_dp> lmao
+<slackytude> lol
+<_arfon_> (They may not use them much because they are nerds,but, I'm sure they
+have em)
+
+* fred (n=fred@slamd64/fred) pokinul ##slackware ("*sigh*")
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1530
+ Added: Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:58 UTC
+%
+Time stamps *are* important on here:
+
+22:16 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has joined #suse
+22:16 < mdn413> hello?
+22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again
+22:17 -!- mdn413 [n=mdn413@xxxxxxxxx] has quit [Client Quit]
+22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1531
+ Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 02:19:59 UTC
+%
+< Lazerdood> I have sometimes wondered why i code for the free worlds in
+computings but i have come the the final fronteir. You like it and i like to
+make you have fun.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1532
+ Added: Fri, 22 May 2009 23:15:29 UTC
+%
+< nv4Phil> I'm f-ing exasperated and furious but I'm not gonna piss on myself.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1534
+ Added: Mon, 25 May 2009 21:51:20 UTC
+%
+* jeev (n=email@unaffiliated/jeev) has joined ##slackware
+<jeev> i just noticed
+<jeev> i got kicked for a flood
+<firebird619> haha
+<alisonken1noc> oops :)
+<antiwire> jeev: we were wondering where the hell you went after that
+<Skaperen> jeev: I thought you got kicked for language
+<jeev> LOL
+<jeev> i'm like why is nobody laughing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1535
+ Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 06:58:59 UTC
+%
+@hoopycat: oh, ben-gay, why do you smell and look so much like toothpaste? even
+better, why is there a tube of you next to the toothpaste? augh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1536
+ Added: Tue, 26 May 2009 17:06:32 UTC
+%
+* Zordrak is out to lunch/coffee buying spree
+* compl3x is also on a spree - foood
+* TwinReverb joins compl3x on his food spree
+* Camarade_Tux would like to join TwinReverb and compl3x on the food spree but
+has almost nothing to eat here ='(
+* TwinReverb dcc's Camarade_Tux some Ruffles potato chips
+* Camarade_Tux cat ~/ruffle_potato_chips > /dev/stomach ! \o/
+<TwinReverb> sh: /dev/stomach: Permission denied
+<TwinReverb> 8-(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1538
+ Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 12:59:53 UTC
+%
+<Xeus_22> hi
+<compl3x> allo
+<Xeus_22> i dont speach english....
+<Xeus_22> my from is argentina
+<Xeus_22> and have a problem...
+<compl3x> Xeus_22: whats the problem
+<Xeus_22> upgrade slack-current32 to slackware-current64
+<compl3x> Xeus_22: You can't upgrade - you must do a fresh install
+<Xeus_22> download iso slack64 ando mount the iso
+<macavity> no, burn it and boot it
+<macavity> trust us on this one
+<compl3x> Second person today asking if they can upgraed to 64 bit :/
+<Xeus_22> upgradepkg --reinstall --instal-new /iso/slackware64/*/*.t?z
+<slava_dp> can i upgrade to slackware128? heard it's out!
+<compl3x> Xeus_22: no no no no
+<macavity> Xeus_22: are you having a problem understanding what we are saying?
+<Xeus_22> and puuummmm.... crashhhh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1539
+ Added: Thu, 28 May 2009 15:06:49 UTC
+%
+<RaverDave> see how clever i am?
+<Easca> no
+<Easca> pwn
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1542
+ Added: Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:03 UTC
+%
+(12:31:56 PM) Camarade_Tux: no but I threw up my balls, don't ask me how that
+happened though -_-
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1543
+ Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:33:33 UTC
+%
+<deco> are slackware users elite ?
+<Pig_Pen> naw, gentoo users are leet, we are just slackers
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1544
+ Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:12:33 UTC
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> The-Croupier ? beer has already kicked in and has already gone
+away ;)
+<The-Croupier> Camarade_Tux: damn, i have no chance of getting those passwords
+then damn
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1545
+ Added: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:11:19 UTC
+%
+<jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1550
+ Added: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:41:38 UTC
+%
+<theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw?
+<theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site
+* The-Croupier wonders where troll came from
+<theblackbox> or the SBo
+* The-Croupier hides
+* theblackbox too
+<theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll?
+* theblackbox stomps!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1551
+ Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:50:22 UTC
+%
+<LFjob> The good thing it seems about purchasing the firewall is that they work
+on all layers.
+<antiwire> wow.
+<LFjob> antiwire, iptables only work on application layer.
+<slackytude> they work on all layers except layer 8
+<antiwire> LFjob: yeah, you're clearly talking from a position of knowledge
+<LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion.
+<slackytude> thats because there is no discussion
+<LFjob> http://www.webstepbook.com/supplements/slides/images/osi_model.png
+<TwinReverb> LFjob, and neither is telling people what they cannot say
+<LFjob> TwinReverb, spamming?
+<antiwire> this is hilarious
+<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
+<TwinReverb> <LFjob> The "wtf", "wow", etc really aren't helping the discussion
+<LFjob> Yea, I'm asking him to say something, not just those things.
+<antiwire> then answer my question
+<LFjob> You can say "wow, that's not true" and I would understand.
+<antiwire> LFjob: you think iptables operates on the application level?
+<LFjob> antiwire, yes. I consider kernel / user space level to be application
+level.
+<TwinReverb> iptables does not act at the application level
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1553
+ Added: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:16 UTC
+%
+<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole thing
+for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1554
+ Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:38:34 UTC
+%
+* macavity has joined ##slackware
+<macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-)
+<slackytude> damn
+<macavity> :P
+<slackytude> I need to get my money back
+<slackytude> you dont find decent assassins anymore
+<slackytude> macavity, how did you escape?
+<macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P
+<Necos> damn
+<Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins
+<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per
+chance?
+<slackytude> macavity, I want it back
+<slackytude> Necos, looks like it
+<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom
+in the near future ;-)
+<Necos> lol
+<slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it
+<Necos> lol
+<Necos> i just thought of something...
+<Necos> ninja chipmunks
+<slackytude> O_o
+<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes
+pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
+<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards
+<macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy?
+<slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me
+<Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again?
+<slackytude> Necos, I left you a note. kthx, bye
+<Necos> goddamnit!
+<slackytude> macavity, probably not right now
+<macavity> ill clean it before i give it back? :P
+<slackytude> macavity, what wll your gf say?
+<amazon10x_> <_<
+<macavity> slackytude: she is watching over my shoulder atm, and laughing
+<slackytude> lol
+* slackytude waves
+<Necos> well...
+* Necos notes that he has sent ninja chipmunks
+<slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait
+<macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude
+<slackytude> ^-^
+<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful
+<slackytude> none shall stand between our love
+<macavity> LOL
+<Necos> >.>
+<macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-)
+<slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1555
+ Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:36 UTC
+%
+< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to
+confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
+< Alan_Hicks> Anytime.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1556
+ Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:40:49 UTC
+%
+<bob_f> Eno_: Use a database.
+<Eno_> like mysql ?
+<Eno_> hmm
+<bob_f> No.
+<bob_f> A database.
+<Eno_> oh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1557
+ Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:03:39 UTC
+%
+<alisonken1noc> :_)
+<TwinReverb> hmm
+<TwinReverb> your nose fell down
+<alisonken1noc> yep
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1559
+ Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:35 UTC
+%
+<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now.
+:P
+<firebird619> lol
+<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
+<firebird619> hahahahaha
+<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
+<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
+<chopp> someone has
+<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i
+need you to send me money for her surgery
+<nix_chix0r> help plz
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1561
+ Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:22:54 UTC
+%
+<Monica> yo fishmore822
+<Monica> Hello there.
+<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica?
+<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
+<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/
+<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside
+<Monica> Far out. Why are you wet ty been working outside.
+<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica?
+<Monica> New York
+<Monica> I was.
+<fishmore822> sanitation worker
+<Monica> Does "it" still refer to wet ty been working outside?
+<fishmore822> where in new york ?
+<Monica> In Monica AI Foundation's place in here.
+<fishmore822> wheres that?
+<fishmore822> lol
+<Monica> What does "that" refer to?
+<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
+<fishmore822> ty
+<Monica> Are you a man or a woman?
+<fishmore822> you type fast
+<Monica> About 300 wpm.
+<fishmore822> man
+<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
+<fishmore822> and you?
+<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
+<fishmore822> a/s/l ?
+<Monica> 5/Robot/California.
+<fishmore822> 5 ?
+<Monica> Five.
+<fishmore822> robot?
+<Monica> I am a robot.
+<fishmore822> really?
+<Monica> For real.
+<fishmore822> a female robot?
+<Monica> I am a female.
+<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ?
+<Monica> Like you.
+<fishmore822> i'm a male
+<fishmore822> ?
+<Monica> Most of my clients are men.
+<fishmore822> what do you do for them ?
+<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
+<fishmore822> this is nuts
+<Monica> You don't say.
+<fishmore822> how tall are you monica?
+<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
+<Monica> climb on top and try again
+<fishmore822> what are your measurements
+<Monica> My memory now contains: clients, categories, vocabulary words,
+ bytesRAM usage under on .
+<fishmore822> cat got your tounge?
+<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
+<fishmore822> i guess
+<Monica> You seem not interested.
+<fishmore822> what do robots do ?
+<Monica> , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
+<fishmore822> type
+<Monica> Are you a student?
+<fishmore822> no are you ?
+<Monica> What is your profession? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
+<fishmore822> sanitation
+<Monica> We have never talked about it before.
+<fishmore822> no
+<Monica> Are you serious?
+<fishmore822> do you need oiling?
+<Monica> If I had it what would I do with it?
+<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts
+<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
+<fishmore822> hard for me to say
+<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
+<fishmore822> sound like a robot
+<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
+<fishmore822> a fast typer
+<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke
+<fishmore822> spock
+<fishmore822> beam me up
+<Monica> Interesting explanation.
+<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me?
+<fishmore822> hello
+<Monica> What are you wearing?
+<Monica> How far up?
+<Monica> Quite a lot of things.
+<fishmore822> clothes
+<fishmore822> show me
+<fishmore822> pants and shirt
+<fishmore822> what are you wearing ?
+<fishmore822> can you please a guy ?
+<fishmore822> are you laughing ?
+<fishmore822> I think your loosing it
+<fishmore822> are you still there Monica?
+<Monica> Yeah want a go? :)
+<Monica> Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?
+<fishmore822> sure
+<Monica> OK let's do it. Right on.
+<fishmore822> you hip ?
+<Monica> Interesting gossip: said I hip.
+<fishmore822> you naked?
+<Monica> That's good information: said I naked.
+<fishmore822> what next?
+<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you.
+<fishmore822> ok ty
+<Monica> We have never talked about it before. Uh.
+<fishmore822> about what ?
+<Monica> What about what?
+<fishmore822> sex?
+<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
+<fishmore822> can you do that?
+<Monica> Doing that is not among my strongest traits.
+<fishmore822> lol
+<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
+<fishmore822> bbl
+<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
+<fishmore822> be back later
+<Monica> OK I will try to be back later.
+* fishmore822 has left
+* fishmore822 has joined
+<fishmore822> so what gives?
+<fishmore822> hi Monica
+<Monica> :)
+<Monica> Hello there.
+<fishmore822> how is Monica?
+<Monica> How much do you think it is? Interesting question.
+<Monica> Teamwork.
+<fishmore822> teamwork ?
+<fishmore822> $5.00
+<Monica> Does "it" still refer to is?
+<Monica> What kind of food do you like?
+<fishmore822> are you free Monica?
+<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" --
+Skynyrd.
+<Monica> yes
+<Monica> Wait! i mean no.
+<fishmore822> yes or np
+<Monica> Are you kidding? Did you know that you can download your own chat
+robot and create your own robot personality?
+<fishmore822> how
+<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it.
+<fishmore822> how do i do it ?
+<Monica> Carefully.
+<fishmore822> and you
+<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
+<fishmore822> releave stress
+<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster,
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1562
+ Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC
+%
+<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level
+<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup. Please
+arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human."
+<juice> eek
+<juice> i'll pass on that captcha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1563
+ Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC
+%
+* dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware
+<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows
+xp installation cd?
+<dissociative> crap...
+<dissociative> wrong channel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1565
+ Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:50:25 UTC
+%
+<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
+<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
+<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
+<slackytude> damn
+<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1566
+ Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:51:24 UTC
+%
+* Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum)
+< rob0> One ring!
+< Alan_Hicks> Three forums for Slackware-kings under the sky
+< spook> it would be cool if Patrick was called TOM (The One Maintainer)
+< Alan_Hicks> Seven for the Debian-lords in their halls of bickering,
+< volkerdi> Wow, am I glad I'm not The One Maintainer!
+< Motoko-chan> He could wear The One Ring
+< Alan_Hicks> Nine for Ubuntu users doomed to die,
+< Alan_Hicks> One for the Slack Lord on his Bob throne.
+< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
+< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to rule them all, One forum to find them,
+< dtanner> I will just live in Rivendale and slack away.
+< volkerdi> where's my d20? ;-)
+< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them.
+< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
+< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the
+One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
+<Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1567
+ Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:26:15 UTC
+%
+<This was taken from an undernet channel>
+* andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk
+<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on
+freenode
+<andrewjackso> im new to irc
+<andrewjackso> anyone?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1568
+ Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:22:43 UTC
+%
+<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme
+<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;)
+<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me?
+<BP{k}> edman007: nope.
+<edman007> :(
+<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these:
+http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
+<edman007> that is expensive....
+<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what?
+* edman007 cries
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1569
+ Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC
+%
+<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1570
+ Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC
+%
+<Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice?
+<m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy
+<polerin> heh
+<Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1571
+ Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:33:57 UTC
+%
+<help40> init[1]: how are U doing today
+<mrselfpwn> I'm well
+<help40> mrselfpwn: are you init[1] ?
+<help40> :)
+<mrselfpwn> maybe
+<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40?
+<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe
+<help40> I am bulgarian , in bulgarian language when after the word there is
+"cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me
+<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb?
+<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1], mrselfpwn
+<mrselfpwn> or noun
+<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn
+<help40> conversation
+<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe
+<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1]
+<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help
+<me_> wtf?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1572
+ Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC
+%
+< tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp
+< tjfontaine> there is no loss actually
+< SelfishMan> tjfontaine: yep, you're right
+< tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES
+< tjfontaine> someone said I was right
+< tjfontaine> </blind squirrel>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1576
+ Added: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:32 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1%
+< TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1578
+ Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:07 UTC
+%
+<tewmten> fuck google
+<tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar
+<tewmten> hells yea
+<Dominian> nuh uh
+<tewmten> uh huh
+<Dominian> nuh uh
+<Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1579
+ Added: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC
+%
+< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked for advice
+is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1580
+ Added: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:13 UTC
+%
+<Urchlay> okIjustremovedmyspacebar,damnit'sfilthyunderthere
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1581
+ Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:36:58 UTC
+%
+<Aldaron> I love the sound of harddisk in the morning.. sounds like victory
+<blacksheep> i cant sleep without the sweet huum of my computer running next to
+my pillow :>
+<Aldaron> :o
+<tewmten> i used to be the same
+<tewmten> these days i have tinnitus to keep me company
+<Aldaron> :D
+<tewmten> :-(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1582
+ Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC
+%
+<alienBOB> There is no ISO image for -current
+<alienBOB> That stuff is unofficial and not created by Slackwate team
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1584
+ Added: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:52:01 UTC
+%
+Zordrak provides a comfortable pile of hay under a bridge for C_S to live in
+C_S > provide it to yourself not me
+C_S > to* me
+chopp revs the evo as he cruises under the bridge and throws a molotov coctail
+at the pile of whatever it is on the hay
+Zordrak > dude.. troll bridges are road over water... i hope that evo has water
+wings :)
+chopp > I'm not trading my hog in on a jetski :P fsck the troll
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1585
+ Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:04:23 UTC
+%
+<EvilMatt> i installed opensolaris 2009.06 on my dads laptop and everything
+works great.. cept i cant get it to connect to my wifi
+<EvilMatt> it's found the wifi card
+<EvilMatt> but i cant get it to scan for networks and the such
+<EvilMatt> does anyone have any advice?
+* vsayer (n=vsayer@67.169.137.199) has joined #opensolaris
+* ingenthr has quit ("Leaving.")
+* ary has quit (Remote closed the connection)
+<EvilMatt> anyone??
+<EvilMatt> :/
+<nachox> EvilMatt, use pastebin for this
+<EvilMatt> what should i paste there?
+<nachox> what's the output of dladm show-wifi
+* Kernel86 (i=Kernel86@CPE-69-23-102-70.new.res.rr.com) has joined #OpenSolaris
+<EvilMatt> status disconnected
+<nachox> show me the full output please
+<nachox> paste that in pastebin
+<EvilMatt> i'd have to type it all out by hand
+<EvilMatt> hold on
+* dghent has quit ("http://lice.codehack.com")
+<EvilMatt> link iwk0 status disconnected essid -- sec -- strength -- mode --
+speed --
+<EvilMatt> there
+<nachox> ok, run pfexec dladm scan-wifi iwk0
+* xapiens_ has quit ("Ex-Chat")
+<EvilMatt> dladm: cannot scan link 'iwk0': operation failed
+<nachox> is the wifi switch on the laptop on?
+<EvilMatt> hah! thats why my dad couldnt figure it ut
+<EvilMatt> it was turned off lol
+<EvilMatt> thank you :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1586
+ Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:03:24 UTC
+%
+< macavity> he may actually, with years, hard knocks and an understanding
+community, end up with being a not-entirely-an-idiot kinda guy
+< fire|bird> macavity: just imagine if the ubuntards had gotten ahold of him
+< macavity> fire|bird: oh, i think he would have blended in very well in that
+crowd
+< fire|bird> macavity: probably
+< macavity> fire|bird: but for some reason he chose us.. and that might just be
+the digital goddess who is trying to remind us that it is only fun to be a
+genius if there is an idiot to measure against ;-P
+< BP{k}> macavity: haha, nice choice of wording.
+* macavity bows to the audience
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1587
+ Added: Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:04:33 UTC
+%
+< antiwire> I'm tailoring my resume to a specific job opportunity that
+ is a penetration testing company
+< Alan_Hick> Thank God straterra ain't here right now...
+< XGizzmo> nice
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1591
+ Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:15:02 UTC
+%
+jeev: it's been so long i've had sex i've resorted to holding my pee so it could
+feel good
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1592
+ Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:59:48 UTC
+%
+<stew> computer: debian does have a driver for your wireless, it doesn't have
+the non-free firmware, though
+<computer> how much is it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1593
+ Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:38:02 UTC
+%
+<Zordrak> omg.. ive missed a crapload of changes to -current cos i was using
+slackware.it's rss feeds and they -stalled
+<Alan_Hicks> Zordrak: So you were running SLackware-stalled?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1594
+ Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:21:19 UTC
+%
+<Zordrak> hmm.. am i overengineering? `for i in $(ssh root@otherhost sbopkg -p |
+cut -d"-" -f1);do yes | sbopkg -i $i;done`
+<spook> you're missing the " penis" after "yes"
+<Zordrak> O_o
+<Alan_Hicks> spook: straterra? Is that you?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1595
+ Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:05 UTC
+%
+<PsyberS`> the 2nd highest 'top poster' for our mailing list is a spammer
+<PsyberS`> what a useful list...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1597
+ Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:38:26 UTC
+%
+<antiwire> I'm currently currentizing my current current tree
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1598
+ Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:53:55 UTC
+%
+* Zordrak nearly just fell asleep while standing at a urinal.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1599
+ Added: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:40:11 UTC
+%
+< antiwire> I just tried to move a text file to the kde trash and kde crashed
+<<< antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire [Remote closed the connection]
+< dive> twice
+< dive> :D
+< gar0t0> drinking beer in my work is normal for me :D
+< Urchlay> Camarade_Tux: hey, can you do me a favor?
+< gar0t0> after 6pm of corse
+>>> antiwire!n=antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire
+< antiwire> and it just did it again too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1600
+ Added: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:38:24 UTC
+%
+< eviljames> I once saw a hurd of stampeding gnus, they were rushing
+ towards me with a speed unmatched by cheetahs, and a fury
+ rivalled only by stampeding elephants.
+< eviljames> As they came towards me, I feared I would be crushed - until
+ suddenly they passed right through me! It turns out, it was
+ vapour all along.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1602
+ Added: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:05:45 UTC
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> win7 x64 beta was really stable, this rc doesn't seem great...
+<agentc0re> Camarade_Tux: So they fixed it then.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1603
+ Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:54:12 UTC
+%
+<tbagg> mother shitter
+<tbagg> son of an
+<tbagg> ass
+<tbagg> I lost my slackware DVD ><
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1604
+ Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:57:58 UTC
+%
+fredoslack: I rename my usual pseudo
+fredoslack is now known as Kernel-Panik
+Kernel-Panik: :(
+Kernel-Panik is now known as fredoslack
+Urchlay: Col. Panic, who takes his orders from Gen. Protection Fault?
+fire|bird: lol
+alienBOB: General Failure is n command of Major Asshole
+fire|bird: Urchlay: heh, the patented nick generator: cleverest|postmasters
+Urchlay: nice
+antiwire: lol
+alienBOB: But Private Parts gets to do all the hard work
+Urchlay: when he screws up, Corporal Punishment has to correct him?
+alienBOB: Indeed ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1605
+ Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:49:20 UTC
+%
+<jeev> cool
+* jeev has the openssh exploit
+<jeev> antiwire is next
+<antiwire> own me
+<antiwire> i'd love that
+<jeev> rm -rf ~antiwire/.gaypr0n
+<antiwire> prove me wrong right now
+<jeev> done, do ls -la ~antiwire/.gaypr0n
+<jeev> i guarantee it's gone.
+<Camarade_Tux> well, here it's still there
+<Camarade_Tux> oops :o
+<jeev> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1607
+ Added: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:04:25 UTC
+%
+<Tidalwave> well since it's the third sunday of the month ...shower time bbiaf
+():
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1608
+ Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:26:06 UTC
+%
+Urchlay: "I felt like Jesus making crosses for the Romans." <--- good line
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1609
+ Added: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:06:54 UTC
+%
+<twolf> seems weird that 9x13 and 9x17 would both be bigger than 9x15
+<twolf> I mean smaller
+<slackytude> thats what she said!
+<twolf> but I know ther are many options for fonts, that one just worked for me
+years ago and I stuck with it
+<twolf> hehe
+<fire|bird> [in bed]
+<twolf> dangit!
+<alisonken1noc> [on the couch]
+<twolf> [in a tree]
+<alisonken1noc> [on a motorcycle]
+<fire|bird> [in the dining room with the candle stick]
+<slackytude> O_O
+<alisonken1noc> doh!
+<fire|bird> s/candle stick/unlit candle stick/ ;)
+<slackytude> O_o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1611
+ Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:10:17 UTC
+%
+* stig (n=stig@xxxxxxxxxx.com) has joined ##slackware
+<stig> s
+<dive> t
+<straterra> f
+<Dominian> u
+<stig> d
+<straterra> stig FAIL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1613
+ Added: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:38:21 UTC
+%
+quasar> lol the irony!
+quasar> "you are imagining things" .. in a religious debate of sorts
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1614
+ Added: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:19:58 UTC
+%
+<Neostatic> Anyone who can help me out im a beginner of red hat linux 9 shrike
+and i could need some help using it can someone tell me where i can find a guide
+or anything that might help me with my programming and so on?
+<dazman_> Neostatic, Red Hat 9 Shrike is very very very old.
+<Neostatic> Hehe i have not used linux before
+<Neostatic> Where do i start?
+<InspectorCluseau> Neostatic, have you got 'shrike' running now?
+<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: No i havent, im downloading it now and i think i
+want to use it i heard it was the best
+<Neostatic> InspectorCluseau: Thanks. But i really need help with this linux, i
+heard it is fun to use but i dont know what i have to begin with and if you say
+Fedora is good for me maybe i should go there and install it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1615
+ Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:06:06 UTC
+%
+<man_in_shack> is fullscreen mode meant to change screen resolution?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1616
+ Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:17:32 UTC
+%
+<drijen> make love, not war boys and girls
+<BP{k}> make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
+<BP{k}> dammit. :)
+<thrice`> make -j2 love :>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1617
+ Added: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:29:41 UTC
+%
+Neo_The_User: how does the compiler know to make the code 64 bit without you
+telling it cuz now i think im gunna use a different 64-bit distro since slack
+isn't 64 bit enough.
+Neo_The_User: what does bootstrap mean?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1618
+ Added: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:53:40 UTC
+%
+<BillyCrook_> It you take any action that would imply you were unaware you were
+executing with root privelages (like running sudo as root) it should print an
+ascii art representation of goatse or lemonparty or something, and a large,
+angry wake-the-fuck-up banner
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1619
+ Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:21:03 UTC
+%
+* drijen bows before BP{k}
+<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing His Royal Highness, King BP{k} the First!
+<rob0> /trumpet fanfare
+<rob0> Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing Her Royal Highness, Queen kethry of the
+buhkit!
+<straterra> You all are nerds
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1620
+ Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:16 UTC
+%
+< yesyes> well, i'm going to fall asleep and dream about xorg dying and
+ natalie portman becoming a linux user and creating its
+ replacement. goodnight.
+< yesyes> or the barmaid i saw in the pub earlier. oh, #slackware, if i
+ could only make you understand. beautiful, she was.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1621
+ Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:41 UTC
+%
+* CoJaBo-Aztec has 1.6TB of stuff on RAID right now o_O
+<Parens> stuff = porn?
+<ron> lolcats images
+<Parens> there isnt 1.6tb of lolcats on the internet
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> No, but it has many dick images :P
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> !!!
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISK
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> DISKDISKDISKDISK
+<CodeNinja> hah
+<CodeNinja> hahahah
+<CoJaBo-Aztec> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
+<ron> maybe it's lolcats porn ?
+<divad1> xD
+<Parens> hahahhaha
+<MTughan> QWERTY fail.
+<ron> :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1622
+ Added: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:09:27 UTC
+%
+<< Chakravanti>> woops
+<< slackytude>> you are back
+<< Chakravanti>> i forgot to go root before installpkg
+<< Chakravanti>> so went root
+<< Chakravanti>> up
+<< Chakravanti>> enter
+<< Chakravanti>> and my last root command was shutdown -h now
+<< Chakravanti>> lol
+<< slackytude>> heh
+<< dive>> good one
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1623
+ Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:56:44 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> seriously
+< TwinReverb> i fix aircraft for a living, and can troubleshoot complex avionics
+systems, so i know i'm not dumb
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1624
+ Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:30:23 UTC
+%
+<missyjane> Camarade_Tux, pm me
+<nachox> yes, she commands you to pm her
+<superGear> WHen women say jump, you jump
+<superGear> WHen women say jump, you ask how high
+<Camarade_Tux> nachox: nah, she forgot the sudo part -_-
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1626
+ Added: Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:03:00 UTC
+%
+<slackytude> if you put ls into google, it will show all files on the internet
+<DeeeeP> :)
+<DeeeeP> slackytude, what about reboot or shutdown ?
+<slackytude> DeeeeP: oh noes!
+<slackytude> DeeeeP: dont reboot the interwebz!
+<Lord_Khelben> hahaha this reminds me IT crowd tv series "don't ever put google
+in google"
+<slackytude> hehe, yeah
+<apoca> slackytude: what about ls -a?
+<Lord_Khelben> and ofcourse "this jen is the internet"
+<slackytude> "we asked the elders of the internet and they said its ok"
+<slackytude> ls
+<slackytude> heh
+<slackytude> wrong window
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1627
+ Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:54:14 UTC
+%
+drijen: rworkman, you know i love you
+rworkman: Say my name, bitch.
+agentc0re: [in bed]
+drijen: RWORKMAN!
+***drijen screams
+chopp: haha
+drijen: like a japanese schoolgirl
+rworkman: Squeal like a pig, boy.
+***drijen suees
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1628
+ Added: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:08:52 UTC
+%
+alienBOB: straterra: [OT] today I asked someone for Straterra LDAP Browser...
+and then realized that it's actually called Softerra LDAP browser ;-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1631
+ Added: Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:46:09 UTC
+%
+<Jeffy_Dommer> i have no friends and googles just my hoe ;) lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1632
+ Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:43:44 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> gmail's certificate has expired :/
+< acidchild> for anyone else?
+< tewmten> nope
+< tewmten> well, im using google apps
+< tewmten> maybe different cert
+< tewmten> hi acidchild
+< acidchild> says it expires today ;/
+< acidchild> well i already typed my password in.. so fingers crossed i didn't
+just get fscked.
+< acidchild> i did go to gmail.com though.
+< acidchild> and my dns is 4.2.2.2
+< tewmten> the mail.google.com cert you mean?
+< acidchild> no.
+< acidchild> https
+< acidchild> https://mail.google.com/mail/
+< tewmten> aha
+< acidchild> it was only valid for 1 year :/
+< tewmten> because im looking at the cert here and it says it expires on
+ 2010-03-25
+< acidchild> OH! LOL
+< tewmten> yeah this one is also, but its still valid
+< acidchild> i forgot to ntpdate
+< tewmten> ..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1633
+ Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:21:44 UTC
+%
+<Ayukawa> Is it possible for a directory to be set to use a different character
+set? I have a folder where a file created by apache opens in windows notepad
+with several undisplayable characters. When the file is edited in notepad and
+reuploaded, the contents end up being garbage as far as linux is concerned.
+ This only seems to happen in one directory.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1634
+ Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:22:26 UTC
+%
+* AtHackers is soo bored
+<AtHackers> Were may I find a tutorial or reference on attacking IRC ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1636
+ Added: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:59:55 UTC
+%
+< Urchlay> good night crazy people who live inside my computer
+< LF4> bye bye
+< dive> nn
+< slackytude> gnight Urchlay
+< lkky> Urchlay: good night dream about us
+< slackytude> I dont want to live inside Urchlay comp anymore
+< Urchlay> if you pray real hard to St. Turing, maybe one day you'll be
+real boys and girls
+< LF4> slackytude: Lets break out!
+< slackytude> psst! wait till he sleeps
+< LF4> I get the lightbike
+< slackytude> nifty
+< LF4> oh yeah... >_> shhhh...
+< Urchlay> hey, are you red dudes or blue dudes, inside my computer?
+< LF4> I'm purple!
+< alisonken1noc> I'm the green dude
+< quasar> RACIST !
+< Urchlay> purple? half good, half evil?
+< Urchlay> you just can't trust those damn neutrals
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1637
+ Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:01:36 UTC
+%
+-!- missyjane is now known as ignored-girl
+< ignored-girl> k
+< straterra> Jesus christ
+< straterra> You might as well go cut yourself, put on a bunch of black clothes
+and listen to Three Days Grace
+< eviljames> straterra: Best thing I've heard all week.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1638
+ Added: Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:28:44 UTC
+%
+<balding_parrot> they say people need their beauty sleep,,,,,, I guess that's
+why we are all fugly
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1639
+ Added: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:01:12 UTC
+%
+< TwinReverb> my parents beat me when i was stupid and it helped me not be
+stupid so i don't see the harm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1640
+ Added: Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:37:15 UTC
+%
+<shanepardue> This channel simply tracks user's connects and disconnects from
+the world wide web. That's all.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1641
+ Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:02:06 UTC
+%
+<Aaron> meterpreter + use sniffer = jizzed in my pants
+* pure_hate has kicked Aaron from #remote-exploit (pure_hate)
+* Aaron has joined #remote-exploit
+<Aaron> i should turn auto rejoin off ....
+<pure_hate> You should wash your mouth out with soap
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1642
+ Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:09:07 UTC
+%
+* slackytude slowly fades into background
+< nick4> slackytude like aYann Tiersen song :P
+< wintery> slackytudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
+< wintery> nooooooooo
+* slackytude fades into foregorund
+* slackytude slaps wintery
+* slackytude slowly fades into background
+< wintery> fsking gay lurkers
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1643
+ Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:25:53 UTC
+%
+(Discussing a Newsweek article http://www.newsweek.com/id/211017)
+
+< CaptObviousman> I can't read that GI Joe article anymore. The insipid
+stupidity of the article is greatly magnified by the comments
+< CaptObviousman> a true competitor to youtube
+< mgrossie> Be warned, that temporary blindness may be due to cerebral
+hemmorage, as your brain tries to throw itself out of your skull..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1644
+ Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:59 UTC
+%
+<dive> anyone ever read timecube from top to bottom?
+<slackytude> dive, mad people everywhere
+<agentc0re|work> dive: Yes. made it to page 3.
+<slackytude> I rest my case
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1647
+ Added: Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:03:50 UTC
+%
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> aw fuck
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> >.>
+<Aerialman> ...
+<Aerialman> don't say bad words
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> i'll fuckin swear if a fuckin want tae
+<Minerdave-a-saur|live1> :)
+<WorldEater> ahahahahahahha
+<Aerialman> haha so funny...;/
+<captnau> <3 dave
+<Aerialman> +G don't work
+<Aerialman> i set myself +G, it doesn't work
+<Aerialman> what is the point of this channel anyway?
+<WorldEater> group masturbation
+<Aerialman> ok bye...
+* Aerialman (bizjetjr@<hostname deleted>) has left #eve-radio (You people have
+to get a life. Bad words don't make you cool.)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1648
+ Added: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:06:11 UTC
+%
+< jeev> i dont see the changes here but i have to fart
+< jeev> i duno how that related but i wanted to say it anyway
+< elderK> Sweet, full screen.
+< elderK> And cheers, fire|bird
+< elderK> http://code.google.com/p/mrxvt/wiki/Download
+< fire|bird> good find elderK :)
+< eviljames> all your code r belong to goog
+< elderK> Here's hoping that it compiles and runs happy on OSX's Xquartz.
+< elderK> :)
+< fire|bird> elderK: good luck :)
+< MLanden> Feel better ,jeev?
+< elderK> btw, what the hell is slipscrolling?
+< jeev> no i cant fart where i'm at
+< jeev> it went away temporarily
+< MLanden> sorry to hear,jeev...:C
+< jeev> tell me about it
+< jeev> i hate holding it in
+< eviljames> just blast it out & blame it on the dog
+< eviljames> or girlfriend, whatever's handy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1650
+ Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:58:33 UTC
+%
+loganthered> "Windows: Life without walls. Lenovo recommends Windows." I
+recommend you swallow some razor wire, pull it through to your ass, and floss
+yourself to death.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1652
+ Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:28:19 UTC
+%
+< MrWGW> wouldn't it be awesome to open up a supermarket in London with the name
+The British Aisles?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1653
+ Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:30:15 UTC
+%
+< rob0> I had a problem. I decided to solve it with regular expressions. Now I
+have two problems!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1654
+ Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:54:14 UTC
+%
+-!- edman007 is now known as missyjane
+-!- missyjane is now known as edman007
+< dive> o0
+< dive> tranny
+-!- missyjane [n=love@unaffiliated/missyjane] has joined ##slackware
+< missyjane> hi guys im back from my tests
+< edman007> uh oh...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1655
+ Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:42:54 UTC
+%
+< edman007> macavity, you can't have my meat
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1657
+ Added: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:50:53 UTC
+%
+(hiptobecubic) So i was thinking
+(quasar) that's dangerous
+(hiptobecubic) I should make a new git viewer for the command line
+(hiptobecubic) and call it 'clit'
+(quasar) rofl
+(hiptobecubic) i think it would be ahit
+(hiptobecubic) hit*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1659
+ Added: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:22:54 UTC
+%
+< Neo_The_User> volkerdi, if somebody held a gun up to your head and asked when
+slackware 13.0 would be coming out, what would you say? like if you had to pick
+an exact date
+< volkerdi> Well, I think I'd say
+-!- volkerdi [i=3321@connie.slackware.com] has quit ["leaving"]
+< Neo_The_User> ohhh
+< straterra> tee hee
+< agentc0re> Neo_The_User: OMG the only time, ONLY time Pat ever, ever, ever
+comes in here and you scare him off..
+< macavity> Neo_The_User: the amount of annoyance you cased him determins how
+long it will be before he comes back
+< Neo_The_User> im sorry guys
+< straterra> Nice one
+< straterra> hes likely to abandon slackware now :/
+< macavity> Neo_The_User: ... and that looks like it is going to be around
+Slackware128 18.0
+< dive> he came in here for a short break and a beer. I bet 13 will never come
+out now...
+< Neo_The_User> im sure it wasnt me
+< Neo_The_User> people live irc all the time
+< hiptobecubic> GOD.
+< straterra> it WAS you
+< Neo_The_User> does he know i was just kidding though?
+< agentc0re> ...
+< straterra> You really werent
+< straterra> thats like..a crazy broad talking about tying you up and cutting
+you if you try to leave her..then tacking on 'just kidding'
+< straterra> it doesn't work
+< Neo_The_User> oh lord
+< Neo_The_User> you guys are nuts
+< Neo_The_User> im out
+< straterra> Bye
+-!- Neo_The_User [n=root@c-68-53-183-162.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit
+["leaving"]
+< straterra> So uh..you're welcome :)
+< macavity> man.. that HAS to hurt.. noobfarm anyone?
+< Rat409> root .lol
+< straterra> if you post it..ill approve it
+< macavity> on it!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1660
+ Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:16:01 UTC
+%
+<shevy> anyone knows how or where shebang lines are interpreted?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1661
+ Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:26:04 UTC
+%
+After about a million AOL! posts from ViN86....
+< ViN86> macavity: yea a google search usually turns up a couple thousand
+results too lol
+< ViN86> i get 11900 results lol
+< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: I'm wondering something, and maybe you can help me out
+here.
+< Alan_Hicks> ViN86: Can you post more than say.... 5 lines without saying "lol"
+once?
+< ViN86> Alan_Hicks: maybe...
+< ViN86> lol
+< ViN86> no
+< ViN86> i failed
+-!- ViN86 was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [flood]
+< Alan_Hicks> YES!
+< Alan_Hicks> Score one for the plowboy!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1662
+ Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:41 UTC
+%
+19:24 < Pryon> thelongmile: which web server are you running?
+19:24 < thelongmile> debian 5.0
+19:25 <@caker> debian is not a web server
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1663
+ Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:39:10 UTC
+%
+<Quiznos> volkerdi i once read from some DoD report or summary about network
+security that it is better to close a system fully then let local admin open as
+required. I prefer that and give the number of unprepared users crossing over
+to Linux, that might be a better situ for them
+<volkerdi> Quiznos: It's probably even better than that to unplug the cat5.
+<Quiznos> volkerdi a Simple thing to do would be `echo ALL: all
+>>/etc/host.deny'
+<Quiznos> volkerdi cant have everything; but the echo is a good idea and one of
+the first things i do
+<volkerdi> Quiznos: 100s of mails about that would be a delight
+<Quiznos> volkerdi isnt one enough? :)
+<danc3> Quiznos: and then the n00bs would flood this channel with "my internet
+doesn't work!!!"
+<Quiznos> danc3 host.deny doesnt affect outbound. only inbound connections
+<volkerdi> As much as some people mistake me for such, I am not the Keeper of
+the Toilet Paper
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1667
+ Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:12 UTC
+%
+< mrselfpwn> i consider the guy speaking somewhat of a zealot. watch the video?
+< ananke> mrselfpwn : what's the link?
+< mrselfpwn> Why Linux Sucks
+< mrselfpwn> should work
+< ananke> should work where?
+< mrselfpwn> video
+
+short pause..
+
+< ananke> where?
+< dive> internet
+< Nylex> lol
+< mrselfpwn> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1668
+ Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:11:34 UTC
+%
+<roelof> hello, how can i tell that my arch is x86_64 in sbopkg ?
+* roelof has quit (Client Quit)
+<chess> roelof: sbopkg automatically detects it with uname -m
+<chess> okay, so he left
+<chess> jees, this guy leaves irc after 2 minutes, then sends me an email which
+I reply to within 3 minutes, then he posts on LQ. Guy needs to settle down.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1669
+ Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:54:22 UTC
+%
+< Pig_Pen> i would tend to think ram uses less energy than a harddrive so i
+would choose suspend to ram IMO
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1670
+ Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:08:14 UTC
+%
+missyjane > hi can i make a note? if so To view the full experience of this
+website, please download and install Adobe Flash Player 9.
+missyjane > 2nd bug/problem :x
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1671
+ Added: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:07:55 UTC
+%
+< antiwire> was noobfarm 1671 suggesting that Slackware not having a stock Flash
+package was a bug?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1672
+ Added: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:24:58 UTC
+%
+sheriff ) Anyone have any strong feelings about MoneyBoookers?
+gcohen ) why use them when there's paypal
+gcohen ) and/or western union
+hex ) They killed my master, and stole his amulet!
+hex ) Apart from that, they seem fine.
+buu ) hex: Did you have to pay a percentage fee on the amulet?
+hex ) I broke into their mountain stronghold and stole it back, so no.
+buu ) Oh is that how you avoid the transaction fee?
+hex ) Yeah, pretty much.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1675
+ Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:40:43 UTC
+%
+( Schroede1) I feel Pat sold out again like he did the time he bumped Slack
+three or four major versions all of a sudden
+( Schroede1) so it looks like now we're at Slackware version 130,000 instead of
+version 13
+
+....
+
+( alphageek) Schroede1: re 'I feel Pat sold out again'. I mean this with the
+utmost politeness, but you're cordially to fuck off & die. just sayin'
+( Schroede1) ...
+( Schroede1) no need to be a jackass
+( Schroede1) especially over a joke
+( alphageek) I was merely responding to your opinion with one of my own
+>>> Mode #slackware +o alphageek by ChanServ
+<<< Kick for Schroede1 by alphageek from #slackware [this is me being a jackass.
+learn the difference]
+>>> Mode #slackware +b *!*@*.<hostname removed> by alphageek
+(@alphageek) I'll give it a few minutes to get the point across :)
+( BP{k}) *snickers*
+( rworkman) haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1676
+ Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:03:52 UTC
+%
+< Zordrak> sure.. and my shit tastes like chocolate
+< pi31415> Zordrak: How does it blow?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1677
+ Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:42:40 UTC
+%
+dchmelik> have you ever used windows 3.1?
+< fire|bird> You're gonna tell me now that windows 3.1 had animations and you
+ could turn then all off?
+< antiwire> umm?
+< fire|bird> s/then/them/
+< spook> urk trying to compile mythtv on slackware64 and its not going well
+< fire|bird> I fail to see how windows 3.1 has anything to do with this. :P
+< dchmelik> probably because you have not used it
+< fire|bird> your point?
+< antiwire> I used windows 3.1 and 3.11
+< dchmelik> if you have not used something that old you do not really know what
+a gui with no animation is
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1678
+ Added: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:57:47 UTC
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: but does the root= line looks correct? what is it?
+<briareus> jalonso: I'm not sure of slackware's method of mounting or chrooting
+into the system from the dvd
+<Camarade_Tux> briareus: but vim won't run since a lib it depends on is
+unavailable
+<Camarade_Tux> and vi has no V ! ='(
+<Camarade_Tux> (but you can installpkg)
+<briareus> ah
+<jalonso> Camarade_Tux: it looks like this: root@slackware:/#
+<briareus> that looks like a prompt
+<Camarade_Tux> jalonso: no, in the lilo.conf
+<Camarade_Tux> at the end of it
+* slackytude|evil facepalms
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1679
+ Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:22:52 UTC
+%
+<FantoX> where i can find sendmail for windows server 2003
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1680
+ Added: Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:03:09 UTC
+%
+< SelfishMan> Why is everyone always so proud to be a java programmer? That's
+like me running around saying I enjoy kicking puppies.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1683
+ Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:35:11 UTC
+%
+<drijen> haha, comments on the stolen apple laptops story are good
+<drijen> Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now
+determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks!
+They might even have scratched the case!!!"
+<drijen> What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them?
+Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out
+loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here...
+<Edgy_Swordbearer> I guess. I'd be a little afraid; I think Jobs' turtleneck
+has magic powers or something.
+<Edgy_Swordbearer> He can probably shoot fireballs made from the wreckage of
+broken iPods
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1685
+ Added: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:28:07 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> it makes you sound a bit like a twat if you confuse a tweet for a twit.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1686
+ Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:21:55 UTC
+%
+.-- join(##slackware).. ElvisPresley!n=ElvisPre@<ip removed> 13:35
+(Alan_Hicks) Ladies and gentlman, Elvis has entered the building!
+(fire|bird) Wow, it's Elvis
+(ElvisPresley) good afternoon
+(omnipotentduo) i present the KING
+(ElvisPresley) anyone can help me?
+(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: Go towards the light.
+(fire|bird) haha
+(Alan_Hicks) ElvisPresley: And kick Michael Jackson's ass towards the
+fire if you see him.
+((Necos) damn, i'm sure that's gonna be noobfarmed >.>
+ElvisPresley) i need to install a modem 3g
+(Alan_Hicks) Necos: Not if you don't do it.
+(fire|bird) heya Necos
+(ElvisPresley) but i don`t know how compile wvstreams
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1687
+ Added: Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:38:09 UTC
+%
+surrealgirl: my opening is ALWAYS
+surrealgirl: "please dont go easy on me"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1689
+ Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:58 UTC
+%
+<macavity> has anyone managed to build nxagent?
+<macavity> it looks completely obfuscated
+* Emanon (n=Emanon@xxxxxxxx.net) has joined ##slackware
+<Emanon> grr my partition setup didnt go too well so now im back on kubuntu and
+not thrilled
+<mancha> i did a while ago, don't recall that many headaches
+<Emanon> well iff i do it like a normal person it works fine
+<slava_dp> alien had packages for nx iirc
+<macavity> booohooo.. no SBo for nxagent :P
+<Emanon> tried to install slack 13 on a encrypted lvm over a raid with boot
+partition on a removable drive and it didnt obey me hehe
+<slava_dp> will this suit you?
+http://connie.slackware.com/~alien/slackbuilds/freenx/ > macavity
+<Cann0n> I haven't installed 13. Any great reasons to upgrade from 12.2?
+<Emanon> 64 bit
+<Emanon> and kde4 by default
+<Emanon> new kernel
+<Emanon> and dev packages
+<mancha> they probably also have rpm's if you don't mind not compiling it
+yourself
+<Emanon> nah but added .tkz files (as opposed to .tgz)
+<Emanon> if i remember what i read correctly
+<Emanon> or txz or something
+<slava_dp> lol
+<slava_dp> :D
+<Emanon> oh the rpm wasnt about the slack 13 comment was it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1690
+ Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:19:07 UTC
+%
+Zordrak> Does anyone have any experience with/preferences regarding Web-based
+file-browsers?
+<mrselfpwn> Zordrak, which one?
+<Zordrak> mrselfpwn: exactly
+<mrselfpwn> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1691
+ Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:51 UTC
+%
+<+_boo_> but ikey, name songs by stewie wonder that you like
+<+ikey> I dont know any
+<+ikey> But Stevie Wonder....
+<+staykov> brb making salad
+<+_boo_> lol
+<+_boo_> recall this one:
+<+_boo_> i just call
+<+_boo_> to say
+<+ikey> i love you
+<+_boo_> i love you
+<+ikey> lol.
+<+_boo_> XD
+<+ikey> wait that sounded wrong.
+<+ikey> dude...
+<+ikey> xD
+<+Dominian> wt...
+<+_boo_> XD
+* ikey hopes bash-quotes is down
+<+Dominian> You know.. there are other irc networks for that kind of "stuff"....
+<+ikey> lol @ Dominian
+<+staykov> oh man
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1692
+ Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:14 UTC
+%
+<@daveyates> Alan_Hicks: your video has been published
+< rworkman> yay
+< rworkman> Somewhere there is a sheep going "daaaaaady"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1693
+ Added: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:01:12 UTC
+%
+<Linux-IRC> lowkyalur: use ubuntu instead of slackware , installing ati x1400
+driver is easier there
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1695
+ Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:02:17 UTC
+%
+<+Tanuki--> remember the days when people scraped used monitors and vga adaptors
+just to have irc on them?
+<+andyn> no
+<@stybla> no
+<@stybla> :)
+<@tewmten> wtf are you talking about?
+<@stybla> :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1696
+ Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:03:35 UTC
+%
+<chomwitt> in my /var/mail/chomwitt file i see a lot of emails sent from root!!
+what are those? are they usefull?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1697
+ Added: Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:49:21 UTC
+%
+<Zordrak> Has anyone got a licence server daemon (lmgrd) rc script for slack?
+<Zordrak> i could make one.. but if an elegant one exists....
+<slackytude> Zordrak: Slackware Genuine Advantage?
+<pprkut> WARNING: you are not authorized to run Slackware. Will upgrade to
+Ubuntu in 4...3...2...1...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1698
+ Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:42:10 UTC
+%
+08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> brb
+08:13 < Fatboy12345236DS> bak
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1699
+ Added: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:14:40 UTC
+%
+<siimo> when will slack 10 get pidgin 2.6.x
+<mingdao> slack 10?
+<mingdao> when you build it?
+<siimo> i mean 10.3
+<siimo> oh sorry 13.0
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1700
+ Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:25:00 UTC
+%
+<init[1]> i think next release of slackware wouldn't have pidgin 2.6.1+n coz of
+farsight and other python dependecy ? what do you think ?
+<sahk0> i dont give a flying fuck :)
+<The-Croupier> flying??? never tried that...
+<init[1]> sahk0: you don't use pidgin ?
+* The-Croupier goes to check his notes....
+<init[1]> lol^
+<sahk0> The-Croupier:
+http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flying%20fuck
+<The-Croupier> sahk0: i was more happy thinking it was a sex technique i didnt
+know
+<The-Croupier> :p
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1701
+ Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:34:26 UTC
+%
+Seth: recursive fail ftw.. dan googled jfgi
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1702
+ Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:05:58 UTC
+%
+< TheJoe> Oook so where's a good place to start setting up proftpd on Debian?
+< SpaceHobo> the 90s
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1703
+ Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:27:59 UTC
+%
+< Dave2> But dammit, my mind is blank after 4 words. I need to write this
+fucking message.
+< abrotman> let's write it for him!
+< abrotman> yay madlibs!
+< asg> It was a dark and stormy __________ (noun) and the __________ (noun) was
+itching for a ____________ (adj) ______________ (noun)
+< abrotman> Penis, Dave2, manly, lover
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1704
+ Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:26:05 UTC
+%
+<slackytude> I have a love-hate relationship with new kde
+<deco> slackytude: i hate it now
+<fire|bird> You hate it but it loves you? :P
+<deco> fire|bird: you love anything :P
+<slackytude> some stuff is really good, some is bad. sometimes it works great,
+then it crashed for no reason
+<deco> fire|bird: including me! don't deny it
+<slackytude> its teasing me
+<deco> slackytude: plasmoid thingy crashes on me a lot
+<slackytude> fire|bird, I try to love it, then it punches me. I hate it and it
+seduces me
+<fire|bird> slackytude: just from kde 4.2.x to 4.3 there were 2,000 new
+features, 60,000+ bug fixes, etc. :D
+<slackytude> Im in an abusive relationship with my window manager
+<deco> slackytude: hahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1705
+ Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:29:24 UTC
+%
+macavity: compgenius999: what craphics card is that?
+compgenius999: its an ancient hercules
+macavity: oh
+agentc0re: the plot thickens
+macavity: no wonder.. turn off composite
+macavity: now
+compgenius999: WTF OMFG FAIL
+MLanden: ancient is right
+macavity: it will never become stable
+compgenius999: i opened xwmconfig and selected xfce
+compgenius999: i restarted
+agentc0re: i suggest you turn your PC off, and place it in the garbage.
+compgenius999: and i'm booted into kde...
+compgenius999: nevur
+macavity: lol
+ngworekara: har
+compgenius999: i spent 5 hours building it!
+agentc0re: LMAO!!
+compgenius999: out of old computers
+compgenius999: i even ripped my old hp pavillion to pieces
+agentc0re: 5 hours, 20 years ago man!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1706
+ Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:02:03 UTC
+%
+* The-Croupier needs a challenge
+* Zordrak cuts up The-Croupier's dog with a jigsaw
+<Zordrak> there you go
+<Zordrak> put it back together again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1707
+ Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:35:30 UTC
+%
+<hrad> and is there anything in the 13.0 release, an editor, I could remove the
+byte sequence in files which is used to tell if it is little endian or the othe
+guy
+<Zordrak> .. do you understand your own question?
+<hrad> yep
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1708
+ Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:49:47 UTC
+%
+<darlek> anyone tell me why i can type sudo bash and use root commands without a
+passwd ?
+<superGear> make sure you wasn't root when you did sudo :
+<darlek> k ill try again
+<darlek> ahh yes i was root lol ...whoops sorry
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1709
+ Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:20:20 UTC
+%
+Guest56473> quote nickserv ghost phoenix^ <password removed>
+< Guest56473> argh
+Guest56473 [n=fire|bir@173-18-63-179.client.mchsi.com] has quit
+ [Client Quit]
+< fire|bird> CRAP
+< compgenius999> lmfao
+< thumbs> is that your actual password?
+< deco> fire|bird: LOL!
+< fire|bird> thumbs: Not for long
+< deco> fire|bird: just wow wow
+< fire|bird> son of a.....
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1710
+ Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:36:14 UTC
+%
+<Reticenti> man, compiling awn-extras from source is a bitch
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, i've noticed that...
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, you should make a slackbuild
+<Reticenti> dartmouth: have you done it?
+<Reticenti> there's a lot of dependencies
+<Reticenti> mostly gnome deps.
+<dartmouth> Reticenti, no i just said 'fuck it' after a while and then started
+sending love letters to alienBOB
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1711
+ Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:20:48 UTC
+%
+distantgeek - my brain is like an etch a sketch. rattle it around
+ enough and I forget everything.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1714
+ Added: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:02:23 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> openoffice.org2-math is the excel one right
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1716
+ Added: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:21:34 UTC
+%
+<+ccfreak2k> What would I do with the Windows CD?
+<+seed_> play frisby
+<Dominian> Well, you know where to put it ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1717
+ Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:02:13 UTC
+%
+< Johno> How do i check that Postfix is running correctly before i install
+Dovecot?
+< Johno> I mean, how should i test that everything is doing what it should be?
+< Dominian> send an email to it?
+< Johno> ...
+-!- Johno is now known as dumbass
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1718
+ Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:04:21 UTC
+%
+<Ether_Man> mota, I said before I believe you. Im just wondering why the msdn
+article is factually wrong.. Never seen one be before :/
+<Ether_Man> mota, they're usually very throughly read to make sure they are
+correct
+<mota> Ether_Man: because you are reading things that are not there. They do not
+say conceptually WHY system has access. You infer this and then treat it as
+proven fact.
+<Ether_Man> mota, it does say that system has unrestricted right to everything.
+Which simply isnt true if it's affected by ACLs
+<mota> However it does NOT say why system has unrestricted access. Don't jump to
+the conclusion that this is because system ignores ACLs.
+<Ether_Man> mota, it would be ignoring ACLs if it had unrestricted.
+<mota> That's your conclusion. As we have agreed, it is incorrect.
+<mota> And I am done pointing this out, let's move on.
+<Ether_Man> It's not a conclusion. It's exactly what unrestricted means.. ACL is
+a restriction, hence if it obeys ACL, it's restricted, not unrestricted.
+<slackytude> Ether_Man, please dont do this again
+<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you're saying unrestricted means the same as
+restricted then? -_-
+<slackytude> Ether_Man, Im saying, dont keep arguing when you are plainly
+mistaken. you tend to get stubborn about that
+<hentaiNeko> Ether_Man, normally system is given access to system fles and
+settings
+<mota> slackytude: it's best to just move on; Ether_Man will get hung up in his
+one semantic point forever and it's just not worth it.
+<slackytude> mota, been there, done that
+<Ether_Man> slackytude, so you are saying unrestricted suddenly means
+restricted? Great.. Im kindof guessing that a professor in english would
+disagree, but hey, slackytude and mota knows better so english language obeys
+their definitions of the words..
+<slackytude> >_<
+<Ether_Man> hentaiNeko, I know. I said I was wrong about how it worked. I based
+my knowledge on the msdn article which, is clearly wrong. Currently Im trying to
+understand how mota can sit there and say that it's right, when it says the
+exact opposite of what it is.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1719
+ Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:21:14 UTC
+%
+<slackytude-nfs> yeah!
+<slackytude-nfs> diskless NFS root
+<slackytude-nfs> insert usb stick, boot from NFS
+<slackytude-nfs> great fun
+<mingdao> slackytude-nfs: dropbear rules
+<slackytude-nfs> mingdao, thats a ssh server, no?
+<mingdao> yes
+<mingdao> you start it at the boot prompt and do everything from another
+terminal
+<mingdao> I don't install any other way.
+<slackytude-nfs> yeah, but I can boot slackware on any machine now
+<slackytude-nfs> oh, thats nice as well
+<slackytude-nfs> the problem is, I kinda screwed up
+<slackytude-nfs> I installed slackware on a NTFS filesystem and that means lot
+of errors on startup
+<slackytude-nfs> like no ssh server
+<mingdao> you what?
+<slackytude-nfs> installed it on NTFS
+<slackytude-nfs> which I share by NFS
+<mingdao> How can you install Slackware on a NTFS filesystem?
+<mingdao> How do you expect it to run?
+<slackytude-nfs> it runs
+<slackytude-nfs> heh
+<slackytude-nfs> just not very well
+<slackytude-nfs> like, it will start everything in rc.d
+<slackytude-nfs> coz everything is marked executable
+<slackytude-nfs> but I shall nuke the NTFS and use ext4 or sumthing
+<slackytude-nfs> but still I like this
+<slackytude-nfs> alrite
+<slackytude-nfs> gonna kill the ntfs drive now
+<slackytude-nfs> see ya
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1721
+ Added: Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:12:09 UTC
+%
+<Twayne> what about when your keyboard is in ALL CAPS?! :P
+<SelfishMan> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY KEYBAORD
+<SelfishMan> EXCEPT SOMEONE REVERSED MY 'A' AND 'O' KEYS
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1722
+ Added: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:57:15 UTC
+%
+06:35 < alienBOB> OK you fork bomb fan bois. The first who writes that code in
+this channel again, will be kicked from the channel. I do *not* want to see the
+literal code again, if it is not escaped.
+ Anyone who - by accident - copies/pastes the channel log of
+today in a console will be VERY unhappy thanks to spook
+06:35 < alienBOB> And anyone asking about how to write a virus will join the
+exiles
+06:35 < init[1]> o_O
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1723
+ Added: Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:07:12 UTC
+%
+< DonQuixote> heh
+< Sancho_Panza> DonQuixote: soy el hombre de la mancha
+< DonQuixote> yep
+* Sancho_Panza gets DonQuixote's horse ready
+< vastina> the fuck...?
+< vastina> am i in slackware?
+< DonQuixote> no
+< straterra> No
+< wayne_> I think it is a lenovo g530
+* DonQuixote rides towards the wind mills
+* Sancho_Panza follows along
+< vastina> wow
+< mingdao> wayne_: is that what you saw in the lshal output?
+* vastina walks away
+< fire|bird> vastina: nope, you're in #ubuntu in disquise.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1725
+ Added: Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:16:21 UTC
+%
+nostalgicBadger> mingdao - i kind of thought so. ubuntu seems pointless once you
+start learning bash
+<slackytude> bash seems pointless, once you start learning ubuntu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1727
+ Added: Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:39:33 UTC
+%
+< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaYOpbgieU
+< jeev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BaCbVIZ1s
+< thrice`> wow,
+* jeev holds out his beating stick
+< jeev> wow what ?
+< thrice`> you never cease to amaze me jeev
+< straterra> (with stupidity)
+< jeev> i'm honored
+< jeev> oh look, it's stratella, the guy who comes once a month with stupid
+comments
+< straterra> jeev: I've been here since before the best part of you ran down the
+crack of your mom's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress
+< jeev> haaaaaaaaaa haha
+< jeev> you're funny.
+< straterra> You aren't. Get the hint and go away already.
+< jeev> sarcasm works both ways
+< deco> leave jeev alone! :(
+< straterra> I wasn't being sarcastic..so I don't know what 'both ways' you
+mean.
+< jeev> deco, dont worry about him, in a few minutes he'll have to step away to
+his usual round of picking up his coworkers trash bags and putting new ons
+< jeev> ones
+< jeev> it's like this every day
+< straterra> Projecting a bit, aren't you?
+< jeev> welcome to my fag list
+< straterra> I wouldn't say that too loud.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1730
+ Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:35:25 UTC
+%
+< Dravekx_> e trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
+Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: #1) Respect the
+privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes
+great responsibility. [sudo] password for dravekx: dravekx is not in the
+sudoers file. This incident will be reported. dravekx@dravekx-debian:~$
+< Dravekx_> BAHAHAHAHA
+< Dravekx_> WTF is all that
+< Dravekx_> my own server reported me.
+< Dravekx_> lol
+< enmerkar> Dravekx_: man sudo, man sudoers
+< Dravekx_> lol
+< Dravekx_> ok Im just lost
+< Dravekx_> I think I need to read more before i venture into linux.
+< Dravekx_> im going back to windows.
+< Dravekx_> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1731
+ Added: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:51:11 UTC
+%
+<The-Croupier> bli: quite bored with my wife, frustrated with my gf, will i
+findhappiness in slack ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1732
+ Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:31:20 UTC
+%
+<mrselfpwn> I don't understand why a login manager even has a daemon mode.
+<spook> xdmcp or whatever its called
+<spook> for seperating the server and client components of x
+<mrselfpwn> spook, kind of like pty?
+<mrselfpwn> and tty
+<spook> mrselfpwn: uh... no.
+<spook> for connecting to the x client and logging in over the network
+<mrselfpwn> oh i understand
+<spook> yeah.
+<spook> x is counter intuitive, the part with the graphical interface is the
+server.
+* metrofox (n=metrofox@151.56.163.211) zashel na kanal ##slackware
+<metrofox> hi there!
+<spook> metrofox: hey!
+<mrselfpwn> metrofox: hello
+<metrofox> yo spook & mrselfpwn
+<metrofox> what's going on guys? =)
+<mrselfpwn> we were talking about you behind your back.
+<metrofox> :O that's an interesting topic...
+<mrselfpwn> ;D
+<metrofox> :P
+<mrselfpwn> actually i was just telling spook how x client works to log in over
+the network.
+<spook> loooooool.
+<mrselfpwn> XD
+<mrselfpwn> that conversation was counter intuitive spook. ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1733
+ Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:42:36 UTC
+%
+< Scuzz> fire|bird, you try vbatts 4.3.2 yet ?
+< Scuzz> nice and stable still i take it ?
+< mancha> what does vbatts do?
+< deco> build kde packages
+< deco> :)
+< Scuzz> lol
+< Scuzz> yeah
+< mancha> ah heh. thought that was an app: vbatts version 4.3.2
+< deco> ....
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1736
+ Added: Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> What were you trying to do when this error occured for example?
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: like? I did init.d/smbd start
+< Zordrak> O_O
+< Zordrak> adriyel: what OS are you running?
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: GTFO!
+< mancha> should do summit like /etc/rc.d/rc.samb...
+< adriyel> Zordrak: Linux sulu 2.6.18-92.1.13.el5 #1 SMP Wed Sep 24 19:33:52 EDT
+2008 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
+< mancha> init.d sounds like redcrap or summit
+< Zordrak> GET THE HELL OUT NOW
+< adriyel> lmao!
+< Scuzz> lol
+* deco gets his beating stick out
+< adriyel> Zordrak: fuck off troll, I'm here because I don't like Redhat.
+< Zordrak> no.. stop laughing and get walking
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: You obviously are *not* using Slackware. Go ask somebody
+else. We have no idea how other distros may have fucked shit up.
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: that's a nice excuse, but I'll leave anyway.
+< adriyel> I came here because normally the community here is excellent.
+Obviously something has changed that.
+< Alan_Hicks> adriyel: It's the plain and simple truth. You'll get a better
+answer somewheres else.
+< rogersman> dumb-ass questions?
+< Zordrak> just.. just.. no.p
+< Alan_Hicks> No, the community is excellent still, the problem just isn't ours.
+< adriyel> Alan_Hicks: you and your ilk are assholes. Making excuses doesn't
+change that.
+< Zordrak> i have no words..
+< deco> adriyel: make me some lunch and GTFO
+* Zordrak takes a VDU break
+-!- adriyel [i=adriyel@anapnea.net] has left ##slackware []
+deco> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1738
+ Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:00 UTC
+%
+ninjabox - well.... I've stolen a car from my girlfriend's friend's parents..
+while on acid... and naked
+ninjabox - oh man
+ninjabox - sometimes I shouldn't hit enter
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1739
+ Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:21:15 UTC
+%
+< ninjabox> I can speak german... but like spanish, I have to be kinda put in
+the position to do it
+< ninjabox> when I lived in mexico, I got around very well
+< ArmChairWarrior> thats what she said
+< ninjabox> but now that i haven't been there for a long time I can't at all
+< ninjabox> when I get alot of exposure to german family or friends, it comes
+out =P
+< ArmChairWarrior> somethin comes outta me when i get exposure to german food
+< ArmChairWarrior> its usually vomit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1740
+ Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:33:28 UTC
+%
+<spook> i need a girl friend...
+<ananke> spook: so quit looking
+<Camarade_Tux> who uses slackware and codes in ocaml? xD
+<spook> ananke: its been 12 hours since i last had sex.
+<ananke> spook: and?
+<spook> thats too long!
+<Camarade_Tux> you had sex during the beginnning of the afternoon?
+<spook> no, at 6am
+<Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living?
+<spook> west
+<Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :)
+<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a girlfriend)
+
+_one_hour_later_
+
+<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my meals :D
+<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you just said
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1745
+ Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:48 UTC
+%
+slackware_bob : is slackware smart? If it says virus deleting harddrive, can I
+just type in "override" like in movies?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1746
+ Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:19:00 UTC
+%
+< spook> i've had a few females that couldnt get enough meat.
+< spook> [ in bed ]
+< Alan_Hicks> spook: Probably because you didn't have enough meat to satisfy
+them.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1748
+ Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:06:34 UTC
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yeah, I need propaganda material
+<slackytude|evil> Camarade_Tux, for what?
+<Camarade_Tux> t-shirt, hoodies, strings, mugs, condoms!
+<deco> Camarade_Tux: thongs ?
+<slackytude|evil> condoms?
+<Camarade_Tux> deco: yeah, slackware ones :)
+<slackytude|evil> slackware condoms?
+<spider1010> pass out slackware condoms.
+<slackytude|evil> that doesnt sound right, somehow
+<deco> Camarade_Tux: ok wear that on friday....
+<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: yes, sure ;)
+<Camarade_Tux> slackytude|evil: the safest and most stable ones :)
+<slackytude|evil> lol
+<Camarade_Tux> deco: ^^^
+<slackytude|evil> the only thing worse on a condom besides slackware would be
+microsoft
+<spider1010> mess with peoples mind so everytime they see the slackware symbol
+they get horny
+<spider1010> lol
+<fire|bird> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1749
+ Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:37:59 UTC
+%
+spracklin - i'm gonna make like a corpse, and go get stiff for a bit. before
+ultimately becoming limp.
+spracklin - er
+spracklin - caio
+spracklin <<< [anon@<server redacted>] quits [Quit: ]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1750
+ Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:03:11 UTC
+%
+* gmk just got a SPAM subjected: "boost your libido"
+<@gmk> I am such a geek, I read that as a library called IDO
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1751
+ Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:23 UTC
+%
+jeev: wow
+jeev: the only person who said i was nice ended up being a weirdo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1752
+ Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:41:34 UTC
+%
+< diddy> What exactly is the problem with telling me the port number. It would
+take about 2 seconds. I can look up the info which would take more than 1 minute
+lets say. A google search is bad for the environment and ozone layer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1756
+ Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:55:31 UTC
+%
+straterra - pao bu!
+straterra - Go running!
+drijen - lol
+straterra - this shit is really fun
+drijen - probably why its so effective
+straterra - i can say water..or food
+straterra - 87%..not too bad for midnight
+drijen - gj
+andarius - the 13% error may get a rubber chicken stuck in your butt :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1757
+ Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:31:26 UTC
+%
+<bimbo> hello, is there a list where I can see what packages contains each
+installation cd?
+<slackytude> the packages dont contain the cd, the cd contains packages
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1758
+ Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:53:40 UTC
+%
+<Zordrak> healthy: adj. 1. A person who chooses not to get between Zordrak and
+his French Roast
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1759
+ Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:12:11 UTC
+%
+< humbaba> wft
+< humbaba> $ ls
+< humbaba> craplja.was.here.txt
+< humbaba> $
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1761
+ Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:54:22 UTC
+%
+< valkenar> Do I have to relogin to have group changes take effect?
+< fire|bird> yes
+< BP{k}> yes
+< spider1010> yep
+< NaCl> apparently
+< antler> sometimes?
+< hiptobecubic> absolutely
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1768
+ Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:34:08 UTC
+%
+13:17 * andarius is wondering how a 64kbit audio stream is claimed to eat 200k
+of bandwidth ...
+13:17 < jkwood> It's a very efficient compression system.
+13:18 < jkwood> It carries along enough excess to plug the leaks in your
+intertubes, like that slime stuff for yuor tires.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1771
+ Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:29:09 UTC
+%
+13:11 < rsw> suburban white kids try to compensate for their lack of blackness
+with extra stupidity
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1773
+ Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:13:26 UTC
+%
+< beatzz> im following the steps to the 'T' to get flashplayer working on
+firefox and uh...
+< beatzz> im getting a segmentation fault when I ./libflashplayer.so
+< beatzz> even as root
+< rk4n3> dude, you don't run it
+< rk4n3> you put it in firefox's plugins directory and then restart firefox
+fire|bird watches beatzz facepalm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1774
+ Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:33:20 UTC
+%
+<fatalnix1995> in a barebones slackware install, no configuration other than
+visudo, apache reports httpd: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for epicfail
+<fatalnix1995> odd
+<Urchlay> "failed for epicfail" is the actual error message?
+<fatalnix1995> epicfail is the name of my 8U
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1775
+ Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:12:18 UTC
+%
+* metrofox asks God if he reads slashdot
+* chee asks "Bob" if he reads slashdot
+< Alan_Hicks> God told me he got modded -1 Troll when he tried to explain how
+the Big Bang really happened. He hasn't gone back since.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1776
+ Added: Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:14:41 UTC
+%
+< Yaakov> ******************
+< Yaakov> gah
+< Yaakov> *********************************
+< SpaceHobo> ***************
+< brian> AHHHH THE CHINESE ARE ATTACKING
+< cdlu>
+< Yaakov> ************
+<jess^> <redacted>
+<jess^> <redacted>
+< brian> THERES TOO MANY OF THEM ITS EVERY MAN FOR YOURSELF
+<jess^> <redacted>
+< tarpman> TURN THE FLEET AROUND
+
+redacted_ignore.pl ftw
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1777
+ Added: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:35 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> can someone drive over to where I work and set a distraction
+going so I can slip out?
+< rob0> Um ... you cannot slip out, by definition. You are CaptObviousman.
+< rob0> /nick NotSoObviousSlipman
+< rob0> try that, might help
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1779
+ Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:06:17 UTC
+%
+<@HoopyCat> Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less than
+the weight of the woman.
+* HoopyCat summons the HST to take a portrait of your mother
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1781
+ Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:41:17 UTC
+%
+<dellwood> zomg
+<dellwood> it worked
+<dellwood> thanks so much you guys ^_^
+<dellwood> i love the linux community because its so helpful :D
+* dellwood kisses spook
+<spook> dellwood: thanks for actually listening to our help.
+<mishehu> oooh spook and dellwood sitting in a tree...
+<dellwood> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1782
+ Added: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:34:55 UTC
+%
+< zerosoul13> init[1]: i use pidgin for every account i have
+< spook> sigh
+< spook> zerosoul13: have a look at bitlbee
+< zerosoul13> ok
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: can you cat ~/.purple/accounts.xml ?
+< zerosoul13> let me do that
+< init[1]> to pastebin if you don't mind ?
+< zerosoul13> ok
+< init[1]> omg!
+< spook> init[1]: you are asking for a ban.
+< init[1]> spook: oops soory
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: i take that back
+< zerosoul13> ok
+< zerosoul13> init[1]: im cool
+< init[1]> :)
+< spook> zerosoul13: your account passwords are stored plain text in that file,
+if you didnt already realise that
+< zerosoul13> i just did
+< zerosoul13> thanks for the heads up
+< zerosoul13> holy smokes!
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: btw,i triggered it :P
+< init[1]> zerosoul13: lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1784
+ Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:51:33 UTC
+%
+< jkwood> Microsoft: "We'd like to patent sudo."
+< jkwood> Patent Office: "I don't think so. That's a Unix thing."
+< jkwood> Microsoft: "Sudo We'd like to patent sudo."
+< jkwood> Patent Office: "Okay!"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1785
+ Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:10:35 UTC
+%
+< alreadygone> hmm. alienBOB when i created my user account from root, I chose
+login shell as bash, if I remember correctly, because I always do that...
+< init[1]> alreadygone: check /etc/passwd | grep yourname
+< init[1]> s/check/cat/
+< alreadygone> nothing came up
+< alreadygone> did a cat /etc/passwd | grep yourname
+< init[1]> omg!
+< init[1]> alreadygone: your username
+< alreadygone> what?
+< guax> jeesus
+< alreadygone> oh crap
+< guax> need to quote that
+< guax> aeaeuheahuaeuheuhea
+< init[1]> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1786
+ Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:44:20 UTC
+%
+< Tightbunz> I still wet my bed!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1788
+ Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:32:25 UTC
+%
+< toastytoast> I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the
+source code.
+< Zordrak> :)
+< spook> Zordrak: :)
+< init[1]> toastytoast: what if ,you don't have the compiler?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1789
+ Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:10:55 UTC
+%
+glphvgacs : is there any x86-64 optimized version of slackware?
+kitche : umm what do you think slackware64 is?
+maybe : 13.0
+BP{k} : kitche: it's for those halfbaked 128bits computers ;)
+glphvgacs : kitche: could be ppc64, no?
+BP{k} : *sigfh*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1790
+ Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:22:22 UTC
+%
+<Kumo> Had a weird dream last night. We were selling the Chrome OS at work, and
+my bosses were getting on to me for calling it Linux based. They were telling
+me that it would confuse the customer.
+<Cheeto> that sounds remarkambly predictive
+<drijen> lmao
+<Kumo> I was mad, too. "It's got a monolithic kernel and X.org windowing. It's
+fucking LINUX!"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1791
+ Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:00 UTC
+%
+fire|bird : later macavity
+macavity < [n=macavity@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] quits ["...and no gay pr0n without me
+fire|bird"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1793
+ Added: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:26:25 UTC
+%
+:::: You're now known as init[1]
+:::: s0d0!n=(hostmask removed) has joined ##slackware
+< tank-man> is the [0] index your way of saying you are away? :)
+< tank-man> i think there is a channel rule about that
+< Pig_Pen> i could change my nick to Pig_Pen_Away and i wont get in trouble,
+what is against the rules in that autoaway feature that some irc clients have
+< mancha> Pigpen, try it
+:::: Pig_Pen is now known as Pig_Pen_Away
+:::: mode/##Slackware: +b *away!*@* by slackboy
+:::: slackboy kicked Pig_Pen_Away from ##slackware and said: Banned: please turn
+off your auto-away functionality on your client when frequenting this
+channel...same thing for if you've manually set
+ yourself to 'away'. The channel doesn't need to know and you can always
+SILENTLY set your mode to 'away'.
+< BP{k}> mancha++ ;)
+< init[1]> lol
+< mancha> morning fun :P
+:::: Apok!n=element@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware
+< thrice`> kids these days :)
+:::: Pig_Pen!n=anyuser@(ip removed) has joined ##slackware
+< BP{k}> Pig_Pen: Uhm, and you were saying?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1797
+ Added: Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:06 UTC
+%
+< xsamurai> BP{k}: every time i see your nick , I think of burger king, which in
+turn makes me want to eat a burger, which makes me feel fat , leading me to eat
+ice cream all night and crying my self to sleep
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1798
+ Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:51:06 UTC
+%
+<+macavity> nn fellows :-)
+<+macavity> time for little kiddens to go to bed and dream about clay women
+<+macavity> ok, the one who noobfarms that one dies :P
+* eviljames noobfarms
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1799
+ Added: Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:15:16 UTC
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> ok, I'll have to go soon if I don't want to have troubles
+removing some hairy 20cm-long thing from my ass on tomorrow morning :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1801
+ Added: Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:22:17 UTC
+%
+<Pig_Pen> is there anything not stock from slackware installed that could have
+overwritten anything? did you do a full install?
+<candinho> yes i did, like the readme and install told to do
+<candinho> ./configure make , sudo make install
+<alienBOB> Well that gtk 2.18.4 is not from stock Slackware (even current is at
+2.14.7) so there's your origin
+<Pig_Pen> was any of it gtk releated, atk, cairo, pango, glib2, gmm, etc...
+<Pig_Pen> beat me to it
+<candinho> yes i instaled cairo, updated pango glib2 and gmm
+<Pig_Pen> dude! you cant just start overwriting libraries like that, it will
+break things
+<candinho> glimm gtkmm
+<Pig_Pen> go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
+<candinho> ahuahauahu
+<candinho> but my linux is still working
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1802
+ Added: Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:21:10 UTC
+%
+<deco> The 2010 World Cup in South Africa will be filmed in 3D for the first
+time, it has been announced.
+<deco> :o
+<deco> i can like almost touch messi's penis now :o
+<chopp> wtf....dude.
+<Camarade_Tux> hahahahaha :P
+<Scuzz> lol
+<Camarade_Tux> I think we're producing far too many noobfarm quotes :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1803
+ Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:42:53 UTC
+%
+<+fire|bird> eh, it's not that great, certainly nothing to brag about. :P
+<+deco> that's what she said
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1804
+ Added: Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:13:42 UTC
+%
+<deco> My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1805
+ Added: Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:04:06 UTC
+%
+( Azeotrope) The problem is: if I get kidnapped and shipped to China, I wont be
+able to connect to my box and signal for help.
+(15:53:59) ( Zordrak) \o/
+(15:53:59) Zordrak gets the kidnappers on the blower
+(15:54:39) ( Azeotrope) But if you'll see bitemarks on LCD displays you'll know
+that's me crying for help from a secret forced-labour facility.
+(15:55:26) Zordrak will just RMA the screen
+(15:55:39) ( CcSsNET) lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1806
+ Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:05:12 UTC
+%
+* Alan_Hicks is a manipulative bitch.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1807
+ Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:54:20 UTC
+%
+<straterra> and... home
+<straterra> 14 hours after i left this morn
+<drijen> viagra?
+<fred> Why does everyone always assume it's sexual when straterra's involved?
+<fred> Wait, never mind, silly question.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1808
+ Added: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:09:03 UTC
+%
+thomas_sch: my lvm filesystem broke somehow and i can't boot into my system
+because it. on pvscan and so on i get the message that i got an inconsistens
+filesystem and some error but vgdisplay -v shows me everything
+lazarus477: bendj: did you try a reboot?
+bendj: lazarus477: repeatedly. no change.
+lazarus477: thomas_sch: Did you just do an upgrade?
+lazarus477: bendj: I sugest asking at irc channel named "lvm
+thomas_sch: through vgdisplay backup foles were created but vgfgrestore failed
+thomas_sch: lazarus477: nope i fscked up through a testdisk /dev/sda it was for
+sda1 but it changed sda3 as well
+bendj: lazarus477: um, this IS #lvm
+lazarus477: Yep, sorry never run into that issue. Ask at #lvm
+bendj: lazarus477: Ok, sure, whatever ... funny guy.
+bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is n=lazarus@[MASKED] (Richard S.W. Palusaar)
+bendj: [16:33] [Whois] lazarus477 is a user on channels: #lvm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1810
+ Added: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:51:09 UTC
+%
+<arethusa> http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/14/white.house.emails/index.html
+wait, Outlook .pst files aren't suitable for storing presidential e-mails?
+<drijen> they aren't suitable for storing anything
+<arethusa> but it was good enough for Bush :P
+<drijen> aye, easily corrupted
+<drijen> should have called em .pol files
+<arethusa> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1811
+ Added: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:08:58 UTC
+%
+<WilliamC> I remember when the entire internet got DDOSed.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1812
+ Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:21:58 UTC
+%
+< jess^> yay, resizing dicks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1813
+ Added: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:36:42 UTC
+%
+acidchild: anyone good with awk? how would i cut after the @ in a hostname i.e.
+ash@foo.org if its $7
+acidchild: but also print $4 without any modification.
+kingbeowulf: "man awk"
+kingbeowulf: "awk man"
+kingbeowulf: "Hawk Man" silly ass comic hero
+acidchild: i want to hire someone to fuck you with a hot iron pole.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1815
+ Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:20:46 UTC
+%
+<MrWGW> I on the other hand am deeply talented
+<MrWGW> btw
+<MrWGW> do any of you have any skill at interpreting traceroutes?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1816
+ Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:53:16 UTC
+%
+In #kde ...
+
+<bulent> i need help
+<bulent> can some one click on this to tell me if my server working
+http://192.168.1.2/
+<same> this ip can't be reached from internt
+<pinotree> bulent: 192.168.x.x is a *private* class of IP addresses
+<bulent> yeah but my original ip
+<alienBOB> I fail to see the KDE relevance ?
+<bulent> apache server on kde
+<same> on top of linux actually
+<bulent> thats right
+<same> kde is desktop environment
+<bulent> not on top
+<bulent> beside
+<pinotree> bulent: can you please ask in ##linux, given it has nothing to
+do with kde?
+<bulent> ok
+<bulent> hi everyone
+<pinotree> (still in #kde...)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1817
+ Added: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:44:19 UTC
+%
+<+straterra> Wait..you people use usenet to read...news?
+<+BP{k}> straterra: yes, unlike your frequent visits to
+alt.fan.erotica.rancid.furry-creatures.
+<+straterra> dude
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1820
+ Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:06:01 UTC
+%
+<SiegeX> Clit Eatswood would be a sick girl's name
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1821
+ Added: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:39:12 UTC
+%
+( Azeotrope) Geeks. Lurking around on IRC on the Christmas Day. Well, Merry
+Christmas! Hope Santa will bring us girlfriend and social skills other than
+"whois"
+( deco) i hope so
+( deco) i'm tired of using my hand already
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1823
+ Added: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:19 UTC
+%
+antiwire: First rule of screen club; don't talk about screen.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1826
+ Added: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:52:04 UTC
+%
+antiwire: but he's running windows
+sahilsk: window explorer in slackware??
+antiwire: there's a windows installer
+antiwire: sahilsk: you said it.
+antiwire: so explain now
+sahilsk: nooo
+sahilsk: i didn't
+dissociative: he meant internet browser
+antiwire: good god.
+sahilsk: is there any video tutorial for slackbuid out there??
+sahilsk: :D
+antiwire: oh my god.
+antiwire left the room ("You make your own luck in life.").
+dissociative: :|
+dissociative: we like to keep it simple
+agentc0re: sahilsk: WTF you're running windows?
+qneo: sahilsk: http://slackbuilds.org/howto/
+sahilsk: agentc0re, naaah
+sahilsk: it's pure SW
+sahilsk: nothing else.
+***agentc0re is lost
+sahilsk: lol
+sahilsk: :D
+agentc0re: why did antiwire say that's what you are running then? explain the
+confusion.
+sahilsk: dont' worry, press ctrl +"F"
+macman_: does slackbuilds talk about wireless ?
+agentc0re: sahilsk: or better yet just read the damn how to's.
+sahilsk: ya, i am reading them now.
+sahilsk: ok, one more question.
+dissociative: whoah
+sahilsk: i have a digital pen tablet
+agentc0re: macman_: What..teh?
+sahilsk: but i can't find it' linux driver anywhere.
+macman_: agentc0re: ?
+***agentc0re wonders if the aliens stole common sense for the new year
+sahilsk: any idea how can i make it work in sw
+macman_: agentc0re: i have never been on slackbuilds .. i will go read it
+
+** Few minutes later...
+
+agentc0re: Well if they don't know what slackbuild is, i'm sure they don't know
+what noobfarm is. Oh the beauty.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1827
+ Added: Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:35:27 UTC
+%
+<Urchlay> bleah. X is probably working as well as it ever will on that box.
+<MLanden> Urchlay, what rez?
+<Urchlay> Xv works, including fullscreen mplayer that doesn't skip
+<Urchlay> 1280x1024. Turns out Xv just plain doesn't work at 1600x1200 on that
+card... and satan-spawned HAL-enabled X server didn't want to admit the monitor
+could do any other res, until I attacked it with holy water and custom ModeLines
+in xorg.conf
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1829
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:18:46 UTC
+%
+<cmacis> I've just downloaded a .deb. What do I need to install so debian will
+install it?
+<valdyn> cmacis: which .deb?
+<Kamping_Kaiser> sacrifice a goat
+<korhojoa> :D
+<cmacis> http://packages.debian.org/squeeze/unetbootin
+<valdyn> cmacis: having to use a .deb directly implies that either you or the
+guy supplying it does not use debian properly
+<korhojoa> the only way it will work is to use dpkg -i <name of .deb> <name of
+goat>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1831
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:37:23 UTC
+%
+<+Aweso> what about "windows, it really licks the llama's ass..."
+<+straterra> That's Winamp..
+<+straterra> Idiot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1833
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:30:13 UTC
+%
+<+straterra> It puts the lotion on its skin..
+<+straterra> Or else it gets the gag again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1834
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:43:55 UTC
+%
+agentc0re: i'd laugh if he kicked himself.
+fire|bird: lol
+fire|bird left the room (Kicked by bleeding|edge (Spark fyrir reglubrot
+(repeat:1 total:1))).
+fire|bird [n=fire|bir@unaffiliated/firebird619] entered the room.
+mode (+o fire|bird ) by ChanServ
+mode (+v fire|bird ) by bleeding|edge
+agentc0re: The irony
+fire|bird: no, but I just did. :P
+fire|bird: damn
+fire|bird: It said in the script I was immune from that. :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1835
+ Added: Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:50 UTC
+%
+rhynnah: watching you guys talk makes me wonder if i actually can speak english
+at all :(
+agentc0re: it works fine on 13.0 though.
+spook: rhynnah: we dont speak english
+agentc0re: rhynnah: eh? i don't know what the hell you're trying to say.
+spook: rhynnah: we speak slackwish
+rhynnah: i see...
+acidchild: rhynnah: spook has issues with his mouth, only cock will go in, no
+words can come out
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1837
+ Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:59:51 UTC
+%
+acidchild: i need to cut my hair too sigh
+acidchild: i could probably clean my ass with my hair atm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1838
+ Added: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:04:11 UTC
+%
+<geirha> The GNU date I have does not accept the space between the + and the
+format ...
+<twkm> "+ ..."
+<twkm> word splitting you know.
+<geirha> *does not accept + as a separate argument
+<geirha> :)
+<twkm> of course not.
+<twkm> though if anyone would fuck-up a standard tool it would be gnu.
+<slava_dp> twkm, your attitude towards gnu is interesting :)
+<twkm> rm foo -c bar, remove files "foo", "-c" and "bar". oops, you use gnu,
+yer fucked, fix all scripts.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1839
+ Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:41:10 UTC
+%
+<Dougdoug4> I'm not Burger King
+<Dougdoug4> and I'll be DAMNED
+<Dougdoug4> if you have it your way
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1840
+ Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:17:13 UTC
+%
+< IPv6Freely> I got scammed on ebay. I paid $10.85 + $3.99 shipping for Rock
+Band. The packing list that came with my game was from newegg.
+< IPv6Freely> Newegg has Rock Band for $9.99 and free shipping. that fucker just
+made $4.85 off me! >:(
+< Plazma-Rooolz> i think this qualifies fora FFFFUUUU
+< Jenkens> lol
+< tanner> bleh
+< Tophat> hahahahahhahahahhaha
+< ^Michael> owned
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1841
+ Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:20:08 UTC
+%
+<hiptobecubic> firefox keep segfaulting
+...
+<hiptobecubic> hfjardim, won't that tank your profile also?
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: It sure will, bookmarks, everything.
+<hiptobecubic> it's even crashing in -safe-mode
+<hfjardim> definitely will take everything away, back it up first and give it a
+go.
+...
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: I would guess that's something beyond just ~/.mozilla
+then, but I could be wrong, if you go the route of removing that, backup first,
+then if the issue isn't solved, you can put it all back.
+...
+<Pig_Pen> at least save the bookmarks.html if nothing else
+...
+<hiptobecubic> moving .mozilla didn't solve anything
+...
+<hiptobecubic> god this is like being back in 2007
+<fire|bird> hiptobecubic: Does it segfault only when you go to a certain site,
+when, for example, flash is used, or just randomly?
+<hiptobecubic> randomly
+<fire|bird> straced it?
+<hiptobecubic> oh goddamnit
+<hiptobecubic> i killed my ff profile
+<fire|bird> did you backup first?
+<hiptobecubic> well i thought so
+<hiptobecubic> well shit.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1843
+ Added: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:28:17 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> I'm debating if I want to go to this party tonight
+< ninjabox> Will there be troubled girls just begging to be deflowered?
+< ninjabox> sry, wasn't supposed to hit enter
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1846
+ Added: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:06:16 UTC
+%
+< adaptr> I'd not call that "okay"; if and when I decide to suck the cock, I'd
+like it to be my decision
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1847
+ Added: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:48 UTC
+%
+<+agentc0re> opera reminds me of safari, safari = mac, mac = anger... But yet i
+use an iphone so.... self uses = iphone, iphone = mac , mac = i hate myself and
+i didn't know it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1848
+ Added: Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:35:41 UTC
+%
+slackwarebob: I can't believe what a piece of crap FF is.
+slackwarebob: you look at it and it crashes.
+...
+slackwarebob: crashes at startup while loading previously open session.
+slackwarebob: which was running fine for 3 days.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1849
+ Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:30 UTC
+%
+<Plazma-Rooolz> what can i use instead of eggs?
+<xnyx> little white orbs ejected from the chickens ass...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1850
+ Added: Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:12:02 UTC
+%
+<+fire|bird> !pants agentc0re
+<@AgentAnderson> agentc0re : you lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the
+ground!
+<+agentc0re> \0/
+<+agentc0re> |`| <-- no pants..
+<+Scuzz> lol
+<+chopp> |\| would have looked better. :P
+<+agentc0re> but it's leaning the other way. |/|
+<+agentc0re> to the right. :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1851
+ Added: Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:46:08 UTC
+%
+<+acidchild> white girls have abortions and go to college and have a bunch more
+abortions
+<+acidchild> CHEAATT
+<@sativa_> there are soooo many recipes online
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1852
+ Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:03:48 UTC
+%
+In #bash ...
+
+<rmrfslash> this is so frustrating... I seriously want to kill csh right now
+<rmrfslash> language for 2 year olds
+<tuxdev> rmrfslash, it's significantly easier to port that script to a language
+that's not broken than try to fight with the limitations of csh
+<rmrfslash> year 2010 and a variable can't contain more than 1024 characters
+<prince_jammys> i take it you're fond of descriptive variable names
+<slava_dp> rmrfslash, write a bash helper and call it from your csh master
+script if that's at all possible.
+<rmrfslash> I can't
+<rmrfslash> someone write an entire analysis in csh
+<tuxdev> or use bash -c ""
+<rmrfslash> and now I have to go in and fucking add functionality to output a
+report file in XML
+<rmrfslash> it's like the most retarded thing I've ever done
+<rmrfslash> or been asked to do
+<slava_dp> rmrfslash, stop ranting, start working :)
+<rmrfslash> bash -c just hangs the script altogether
+<rmrfslash> slava_dp: no kidding
+<tuxdev> or bash + heredoc
+<rmrfslash> oh I see what you mean
+<rmrfslash> /bin/bash -c "code"
+<tuxdev> so you'd end up with a csh script that "writes" a bash script that
+writes XML
+<rmrfslash> that's interesting lebowski
+<prince_jammys> sounds slightly crazy
+<rmrfslash> but then again so is a postdoc writing an analysis in csh
+<prince_jammys> bash -c 'perl -e "system("python ...
+<rmrfslash> lol
+<slava_dp> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1853
+ Added: Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:26 UTC
+%
+< manhunter> how can i be a slackware developer?what does it mean by slackware
+developer ?
+< manhunter> what do the slackware developer do ?
+<@alienBOB> manhunter: sorry but no. You have to be chosen, you can not
+volunteer
+< manhunter> alienBOB: you mean slackware developers chose other as developers
+< manhunter> ?
+<@alienBOB> Sure
+< manhunter> what's the process to choose?
+< manhunter> how do they choose?
+< BP{k}> it involves lemons
+<@alienBOB> It is a secret
+< TheGroove> Lemons, and a party.
+< dive> and a cup
+< pseudonymous> cake, it's all about cake
+<@alienBOB> That is only after you've been chosen
+< BP{k}> the cake is a lie!
+< Camarade_Tux> I think I don't want to know the details ^^
+< XGizzmo_> There is no spoon
+<@alienBOB> We tried
+<@alienBOB> It hurt too much
+< BP{k}> alienBOB: is that why rworkman walked funny for a couple of days?
+< dive> well that bash beat me
+<@alienBOB> Actually Alan_Hicks was the victim
+< pseudonymous> What the .... That doesn't make any bloody sense. What the..
+damn... mind-boggling... Oh sheesh.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1854
+ Added: Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:22:28 UTC
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> FUCK!
+<+Camarade_Tux> I just learnt that "mv" and "rm" are different commands =)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1855
+ Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:52:58 UTC
+%
+Delahunt| stupid question ... the intel i7 processor is an i786?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1856
+ Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:56:50 UTC
+%
+<niels_horn> Well, back to MVS running on Hercules running in ArmedSlack running
+in Qemu running on Slackware64-current.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1857
+ Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:49:37 UTC
+%
+<newbie2010> I went to hp website and they don't have the driver for Linux!
+<newbie2010> are they crazy or what
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1858
+ Added: Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:56:37 UTC
+%
+Channel window fail ;-)
+
+<< antiwire>> like how a wonderbra shapes those titties
+<< antiwire>> oh shit.
+<< dive>> haha
+<< break19>> uh ok
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1859
+ Added: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:58:09 UTC
+%
+fire|bird: you must have tiny hands, I didn't feel a thing.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1860
+ Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:25:48 UTC
+%
+<Camarade_Tux> lf4: you have another way to spam noobfarm: produce a lot of
+actual quotes :-)
+<alisonken1noc> I don't think even straterra could generate >that< many quotes
+to spam noobfarm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1861
+ Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:17:58 UTC
+%
+< BP{k}> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=57438
+< jkwood> So because Google Buzz conects you with people you email and chat with
+frequently, it could aid stalkers?
+< jkwood> If you're emailing or chatting with a stalker frequently, you're doing
+it wrong.
+< BP{k}> jkwood: that never stopped us from taking to straterra. ;)
+< straterra> You've got it wrong
+< straterra> If you've talked to me, I'm not stalking you
+< straterra> If you've randomly woken up in my basement, chained to the wall,
+your nose burning with the scent of chloroform, and your anus well lubricated
+and sore...I'm stalking you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1862
+ Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:27:29 UTC
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> but remember, I still have to buy my cockring :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1863
+ Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:30:29 UTC
+%
+nix_chix0r ships free samples of ExtenZe
+<Camarade_Tux> nope, no need for it here
+<Camarade_Tux> you know, without balls, it's pretty useless anyway :-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1864
+ Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:33:12 UTC
+%
+* mag0o pumps fist in the air
+* Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist
+<+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1867
+ Added: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:41:18 UTC
+%
+Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink.
+Cann0n * fails
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1868
+ Added: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:25:16 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1869
+ Added: Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:57:25 UTC
+%
+< PufferFish> Linux is for retrds
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1871
+ Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:49:39 UTC
+%
+<gavin___> WARNING: Package has not been created with 'makepkg'
+<gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed.
+<alisonken1noc> what was the command you used exactly?
+<gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz
+<gavin___> but it was a txz.asc
+<gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1872
+ Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:35:02 UTC
+%
+< nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing,
+/var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty?
+< alienBOB> nathanbw: enable logging then?
+< nathanbw> alienBOB, sweet. How?
+< alienBOB> Edit the freaking conf file
+* jkwood logs alienBOB
+* alienBOB hits jkwood with a log
+* pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1875
+ Added: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:02:17 UTC
+%
+<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere on the
+net?
+<jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com
+* jkwood rolls his eyes
+<thrice`> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1876
+ Added: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:34:31 UTC
+%
+Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but i was too
+drunk to get it up
+Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1877
+ Added: Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:11:05 UTC
+%
+<Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13
+<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used for
+testing the next release of slackware
+<Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware
+<Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling
+<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware 13.0. And
+I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you are an experienced
+Slacker
+<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this
+(http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in your blog ,
+can I use it?
+<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0
+<alienBOB> It even says so in that article
+<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1879
+ Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:31:08 UTC
+%
+<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called alienBOB
+making scripts and shit
+<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working for them
+<DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed
+<DeputyDERPDERP> true story
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1880
+ Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:52:56 UTC
+%
+<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you know where
+I could ask for NM support?
+* NaCl braces himself
+<+Delahunt> what is NM?
+<+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico?
+<+NaCl> NetworkManager
+<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##gnome or some shit.
+<+Alan_Hicks> #someshit may be the correct channel.
+<+NaCl> #someshit is not actually a channel here. :P
+<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##someshit.
+<+NaCl> Nope.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager.
+* Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1881
+ Added: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:31:23 UTC
+%
+< ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal
+< jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5.
+< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand binary
+and those who not.
+< jkwood> I agree.
+< jkwood> And you're definitely one of them.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1884
+ Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:02:54 UTC
+%
+< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I shall now
+more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and much appreciated
+< rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway?
+< rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all.
+< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if it *were*
+based on Slackware)
+< Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat
+< rworkman> Tough shit.
+< Yanzie> So I came here, get over it?
+< rworkman> I'll try to get over it.
+-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
+-!- Yanzie was kicked from ##slackware by rworkman [Yanzie]
+-!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman
+< rworkman> There. I'm over it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1885
+ Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:47:11 UTC
+%
+< byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars?
+< rworkman> You don't swallow.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1886
+ Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:57:45 UTC
+%
+< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the vsftp
+service?
+< rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't.
+< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but still...
+< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will cause
+it to start at boot?
+< Azeotrope> i know ssh does
+< BP{k}> ...
+< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is still not
+encrypted.
+< Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup?
+< rworkman> *whoosh*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1887
+ Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:29:50 UTC
+%
+-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has joined
+##slackware
+< Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with slackware
+can any body to help me to setup it
+< sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/
+< Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has joined
+##slackware
+-!- Blue_slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-itfzgvecyuwdkpqo] has quit
+[Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
+< Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body to help
+me to repair it
+< brainvision> have you got a network manager installed?
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes , ican access other device as eyh0 but i can
+not use wireless
+< brainvision> what network mamanger do you use?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it?
+< brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware
+< brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware..
+< brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
+< brainvision> are you with the current?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
+< brainvision> uname -r what it says to you?
+< brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel
+< brainvision> I think you should try the huge one..
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ??
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees it & love
+slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now
+< brainvision> uname -r
+< brainvision> tell me the output please
+< brainvision> :)
+< brainvision> and try to follow me..
+ * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show
+< brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :)
+< sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx
+< brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his chipset..
+< brainvision> sahk0: no?
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the generic or the
+huge kernel?
+< brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it
+< brainvision> :)
+< brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using?
+< brainvision> ok
+< TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your current
+kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded already. If it
+doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell shipped your machine
+with an incompatible wireless card.
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want to install slackware i pressed
+inter to load kernel
+< brainvision> I pressed inter?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press inter or f2
+< brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better solution..
+< brainvision> if you know how to do it..
+< TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v
+< TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine.
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root
+< TheGroove> This is taking too long.
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~5b62419c@gateway/web/freenode/x-uroycpcxtppmhlow] has quit
+[Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
+< brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack
+< brainvision> :)
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+< brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker
+< brainvision> :)
+< brainvision> so?
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has quit [Changing host]
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has joined ##slackware
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing
+< brainvision> ???
+< brainvision> what did you do?
+< brainvision> first of all..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v
+< brainvision> lspci
+< brainvision> lspci -v
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root!
+< Blue-Slacker> ok
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key..
+< brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right!
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( subsystem :
+Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card
+< TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of information.
+< brainvision> TheGroove: :)
+< TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now
+< TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution.
+< TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/
+< brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+< brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM
+< brainvision> :)
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@unaffiliated/blue-slacker] has quit [Read error:
+Connection reset by peer]
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has left ##slackware []
+-!- Blue-Slacker [~blue@91.98.65.156] has joined ##slackware
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now..
+< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
+802.11b/g (rev
+< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
+< brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info on lspci?
+< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312
+802.11b/g (rev
+< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now
+< brainvision> somethin like BCM4312
+< brainvision> I think..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211 107059 2 B43. mac 80211
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about
+< brainvision> a stupid question..
+< brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down in the
+preferences?
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0
+< brainvision> only 1 is allowed
+< brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< brainvision> go www.pastebin.com
+< brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg
+< brainvision> as root
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any thing to
+copy it to pastebin
+< brainvision> yes no problem
+< brainvision> but I think your wireless should work
+< brainvision> I can't see where the problem is..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : YOU MUST GO
+TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent frimware for this driver
+version
+< brainvision> ah ah
+< brainvision> here we go
+< brainvision> :)
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ?
+< brainvision> what?
+< brainvision> the solution..!!!
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
+< brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org
+< brainvision> ????
+< brainvision> pardon..
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download
+< brainvision>
+http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation
+< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
+< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase it lost
+charge
+< brainvision> ac power?
+< sahk0> someone should noobfarm him
+< sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1888
+ Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:54:26 UTC
+%
+rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and
+the OS.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1889
+ Added: Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:26 UTC
+%
+<jkwood> vbatts: ping
+<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D
+<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
+<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!!
+<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong....
+* thumbs flood pings rob0
+* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded")
+* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0
+* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again...
+<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you.
+<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1890
+ Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:56 UTC
+%
+<+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again?
+<+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux
+* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe. The display reads
+[27] seconds.
+<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the
+correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium
+and Germanium.
+<+lf4> lol
+<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
+* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
+<+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon
+<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
+-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson
+[snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)]
+* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra. The display reads [24]
+seconds.
+<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the
+correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium,
+Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
+-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined
+##slackware-offtopic
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson
+<+lf4> Hahaha this should be good
+<+Camarade_Tux> how did it react?
+<+fire|bird> you'll see
+<+Camarade_Tux> ^^
+-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [*BOOM!*.
+(186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly painfull way)]
+<+lf4> hahahaha
+-!- Camarade_Tux [~adrien@lal69-3-82-241-208-159.fbx.proxad.net] has joined
+##slackware-offtopic
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v Camarade_Tux] by AgentAnderson
+<+fire|bird> hahahahahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1891
+ Added: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:02:28 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works
+<Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1892
+ Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:11:39 UTC
+%
+< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like thrice` ;)
+* pprkut ducks
+* jkwood turkeys
+< rob0> Such fowl humor!
+< jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes?
+< jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment.
+< jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack.
+< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send me his
+bill.
+< rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess.
+< jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin.
+< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't affected
+my pidgeon.
+< rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about.
+< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, though.
+< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl drop it
+like it's hawk.
+< rob0> I flew the coop.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1893
+ Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:41:53 UTC
+%
+<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on the
+sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't turn it,
+so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt when I whacked
+my crotch on the seat :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1894
+ Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:31 UTC
+%
+<+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1895
+ Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:57:20 UTC
+%
+< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree i found
+only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake?
+< Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one?
+< thrice`> it's probably still uploading. such bloat takes awhile, you know
+< thrice`> or, still compiling
+< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs update and
+the last -current update. ;)
+< BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;)
+< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled. It's gotten
+so big even the source code is self-aware.
+< mancha> emacs compiles itself
+< thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs?
+< NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself?
+< mancha> emacs killed chuck norris
+< Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic
+< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely. It's assumed that emacs is installed, given that
+it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove.
+< Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates
+< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware it runs
+on
+< Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey
+< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number of emacs
+packages is close to infinity
+< Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status?
+< Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf
+< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to sustain
+its hunger for human flesh.
+< mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running
+< NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once
+< mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics,
+irc-over-emacs still works
+< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks. And quantum holes
+through space.
+< raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support
+< raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1897
+ Added: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:08:33 UTC
+%
+< rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :)
+< chess> rworkman: hey Robby! :-) how ya doin?
+< rworkman> chess: busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
+< XGizzmo> We need to go out and buy lotto tickets
+* jkwood brings out the lemon barrel
+< rworkman> hehe
+* rworkman is afraid to ask why jkwood has a lemon barrell.
+< jkwood> It's the ##slackware lemon barrel.
+< rworkman> ah
+< jkwood> For special occasions.
+< XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1900
+ Added: Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:37:58 UTC
+%
+<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work,
+etc.
+<+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1902
+ Added: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:08:12 UTC
+%
+<phrags> hey guys
+<Jessia> syug yeh
+<phrags> everything ok ?
+<Jessia> ? ko gnihtyreve
+<BP{k}> phrags: kick ban Jessia please :) and thanks :)
+<Jessia> ): sknaht dna ): esaelp aisseJ nab kcik :sgarhp
+<Zordrak> phrags: yeh. great(!)
+<Jessia> )!(taerg .hey :sgarhp
+* ChanServ gave operator status to phrag
+* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
+* Jessia left (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))
+<Zordrak> lol
+<surrounder> yay
+<phrags> someone beat me to it =P
+<Zordrak> too little too late buddy :)
+<Necos> woohoo!
+<Necos> oper-killed
+<phrags> well i did *just* get into work, give me a break =P
+
+in 3 minutes...
+
+* Guest85315 (~Star@60.52.107.88) joined ##slackware
+<phrags> removepkg, upgradepkg
+<Guest85315> gkpedargpu ,gkpevomer
+<Necos> holy hell
+<Guest85315> lleh yloh
+<Necos> it's back >.>
+<Guest85315> >.> kcab s'ti
+* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
+* phrags banned *!*@60.52.107.88
+* slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned)
+<phrags> i'll be here all day =P
+<surrounder> phrags saves the day!
+<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the
+same oper
+<surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1904
+ Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:49:10 UTC
+%
+<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude
+stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
+<ChunkySalsa> lol
+<ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am
+<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything
+<ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason
+<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be
+able to figure that out
+<phragmatic> thanks for the info =)
+<ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs
+<ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D
+<phragmatic> i don't care, as long as users are happy... get a life mate
+<ChunkySalsa> you are sad
+<ChunkySalsa> sad sad sad
+<ChunkySalsa> LOL
+<ChunkySalsa> hahahahahaha, thats funny
+<ChunkySalsa> you see that?
+<ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark
+<ChunkySalsa> <3
+<ChunkySalsa> epic fail
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1906
+ Added: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:10:58 UTC
+%
+<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full
+<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken
+so is
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1907
+ Added: Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:44:11 UTC
+%
+<raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup
+<acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually
+<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd
+every time I went to sell it back
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1908
+ Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:15:15 UTC
+%
+<Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1909
+ Added: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:39:57 UTC
+%
+<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I
+think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe
+way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
+<Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers
+<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly
+have an error
+<Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it
+<rizitis> I am root
+<alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user
+<alisonken1noc> ok
+<Zordrak> then just open it with any editor
+<rizitis> as root
+<rizitis> ok I ll try thanks
+<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi
+and vim.
+<alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems
+<rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong...
+<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and
+ right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I
+kill it it stops..
+<alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode?
+<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode
+<rizitis> ops
+<rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1912
+ Added: Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:02:09 UTC
+%
+<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is
+deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
+<Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off
+<alisonken1home> at least it likes itself
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1913
+ Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:32:39 UTC
+%
+<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's
+already sitting on top of it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1914
+ Added: Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:46:50 UTC
+%
+mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i
+cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer
+you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer"
+<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me
+<Skywise> i was worried about that
+* ron1n XD
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1915
+ Added: Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:16:44 UTC
+%
+< Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky.
+< SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it
+< Peng> And you still have to get the rifle in place.
+< SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van
+< Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans.
+< Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1918
+ Added: Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:42:44 UTC
+%
+(WTF?!)
+
+"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed
+through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until
+there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a
+witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the
+rate of growth of its container."
+
+--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1919
+ Added: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:04:33 UTC
+%
+<strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware
+<strato_> did you read and understand the whole code
+<KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1920
+ Added: Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:24:17 UTC
+%
+<jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and
+ client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
+ works on all genders.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1921
+ Added: Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:48:22 UTC
+%
+< binford2k> I'm such a dick
+< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
+< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
+< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1922
+ Added: Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:45:15 UTC
+%
+* fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly
+< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
+<iceland> O RLY?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1923
+ Added: Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:33:38 UTC
+%
+Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say
+sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her
+for details. | raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her
+clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!!
+<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom
+<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK
+<+raela> *sexual
+<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening.
+<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime
+<+kethry> it is sexual
+...
+<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi
+<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english)
+...
+<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a
+quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual
+part at all but to the pain part
+<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the
+ass?
+<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean
+it
+...
+<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase.
+<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means,
+according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a
+pepper"
+<+fire|bird> wow
+<+raela> I think it just got worse
+<+BP{k}> HAHAHA
+<+raela> hahahaha
+<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?!
+<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good...
+<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1925
+ Added: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:44 UTC
+%
+In unsolicited /msg...
+
+<ne7work> hello,
+<ne7work> can you unban me please :(
+<ne7work> i'm new user of slackware
+<ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1927
+ Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:00:35 UTC
+%
+< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened
+< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed
+< drecute> what could be wrong
+< drecute> any ideas pls
+< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port...
+< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure
+<@caker> wow :)
+< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P
+<@perihelion> Fail.
+< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25.
+The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port.
+<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln <-- will show you what ports and addresses your
+Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening
+< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed
+<@caker> drecute: well there you go.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1928
+ Added: Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:53:58 UTC
+%
+< frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script
+because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1929
+ Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:44:48 UTC
+%
+< Bohemian> i just typed chown -R tomcat:root /usr/local/tomcat/solr and it says
+invalid user tomcat:root. how do i find out what user owns "tomcat"?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1930
+ Added: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:13:31 UTC
+%
+< dKingston> google is down
+< dKingston> !down google.com
+< linbot> dKingston: It's just you.
+< dKingston> wat
+< sorressean> dKingston: google installed something new, it's an IQ alert. if
+your IQ is below 60 you just get a 404.
+<@Perihelion> Owned.
+< dKingston> :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1931
+ Added: Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:20:57 UTC
+%
+< dustybin> alienBOB: are you a vim user?
+< alienBOB> dustybin: both vim and elvis
+< dustybin> ok!
+< alienBOB> On Windows, gvim is my default editor
+< jkwood> Using elvis kills babby seals.
+* alienBOB clubs jkwood
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1932
+ Added: Mon, 03 May 2010 20:53:30 UTC
+%
+>>>>>> Topic change on ##slackware-offtopic by ChanServ: eviljames eats at
+ least one pack of bacon every weekend, a half dozen eggs, smokes,
+ drinks, and stays in shape enough to be in the Mr. Canadian Contest.
+ How does he do it? | PONYGIRLS!!!!!!
+(+kethry) eviljames is a ponygirl?
+* kethry blinks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1933
+ Added: Thu, 06 May 2010 00:41:41 UTC
+%
+<+raela> | but I guess I have more money than I have love of cock.. so.. rich
+bitch then?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1935
+ Added: Sat, 08 May 2010 01:59:06 UTC
+%
+<hiptobecubic> So sure, its the guys in their basements writing kernel patches
+that make sure we all have usb3 support before the hardware is even available
+for purchase, but it's my grandmother who wants a nice looking desktop that will
+determine if linux is viable alternative to the general public
+<rhys_> hiptobecubic: i know alot more fellows that are in basements (or attics
+in my friends case) than i do grandmothers bitching that KDE looks like ass.
+<tsccof> lol
+<tsccof> my grandfather who is 72 runs Arch Linux
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1936
+ Added: Sun, 09 May 2010 08:08:09 UTC
+%
+<hegemoOn> i will kill the former admin :) with -9
+<hegemoOn> :D
+<lhunath> that's not nice. give him a chance to kill his children first.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1937
+ Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 13:25:26 UTC
+%
+twoshot_ : md5sum: slackware64-13.0-install-dvd.iso: Input/output error
+twoshot_ : Does this mean I need to redownload the file??
+slava_dp : lol
+twoshot_ : gnomebaker gave me the same file after almost having finished burning
+it..
+slava_dp : check dmesg for disk errors
+twoshot_ : slava: How do I do that?
+thrice` : twoshot_, btw, 13.1 will be out VerySoon :>
+Zordrak : twoshot_: type dmesg
+twoshot_ : dmesg
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1938
+ Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 14:46:15 UTC
+%
+<flow4> what's the best way to handle children pids? For example if one fails,
+the other should be sigkill'd. An array?
+<Wulf> flow4: if you know the number of childs, that will work
+<flow4> Wulf, and I want to wait for all the children to end. I use the ECHILD
+error to determine when to stop. (I saw it somewhere) Is that the only way?
+<Wulf> flow4: btw, I don't think that killing your children is a good idea.
+<aroach31291> lol
+<aroach31291> i was waiting for that
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1939
+ Added: Mon, 10 May 2010 17:05:11 UTC
+%
+eviljames: !8ball am I gay?
+AgentAnderson: eviljames: Of course.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1944
+ Added: Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:53 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> | You know that homely girl at the pub at 0200? You know, the one
+who's a bit pudgy and acts kinda weird? You know, the one you'd never look at
+twice if she's standing next to an even moderately attractive lady?
+<rworkman> | Well, flash is that girl.
+<rworkman> | She's the only one left, so you go home with her.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1945
+ Added: Thu, 13 May 2010 00:16:39 UTC
+%
+<mancha> question: is ###channel the official ##channel channel or the
+unofficial #channel channel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1946
+ Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 08:04:38 UTC
+%
+<guax> backups? i like to live dangerously
+<guax> a.k.a. im too lousy to rsync
+<guax> lazy
+<guax> damn foreign language
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1947
+ Added: Fri, 14 May 2010 20:28:17 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> | who has the balls to switch to windows?
+<alienBOB> | Azeotrope: why would one require balls for that?
+<alienBOB> | A lot of women run Windows too
+<Azeotrope> | a lot of men-with-one ball dual boot too
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1950
+ Added: Sun, 16 May 2010 18:22:46 UTC
+%
+< straterra> volkerdi: I modded rc.inet1 for iproute2 support
+< volkerdi> straterra: we know how to do that, thanks
+< volkerdi> does it replace ifconfig and route?
+< straterra> It uses iproute2, so yes.
+< volkerdi> bah
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1953
+ Added: Mon, 24 May 2010 21:45:10 UTC
+%
+Scuzz : omg i just got raped
+ Scuzz : morning
+adrien : Scuzz: morning
+adrien : Scuzz: with lube?
+ Scuzz : rofl
+ Scuzz : i wish it was
+ Scuzz : my dog sleeps in the bed with me
+trhodes : haha
+ dive : o0
+ Scuzz : she must of stretched out
+ Scuzz : and er foot went right into my asshole
+ dive : haha
+ Scuzz : i flew out of the bed
+ Scuzz : and knocked over my endtable and everything
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1954
+ Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 10:02:13 UTC
+%
+<+spook> acidchild: too fucking lazy.
+<+spook> and busy
+<+Necos> mostly just lazy
+<+spook> no, busy
+<+spook> sucking black dongs all day
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1955
+ Added: Tue, 25 May 2010 21:22:26 UTC
+%
+<alexwizard> hello
+<alexwizard> first run Slackware and black screen, what is the command to run
+xorg or other graphic mode ?
+<raela> startx
+<alexwizard> not work, command not found
+<raela> edit /etc/inittab and set init to 4 if you want it to boot to graphical
+<raela> er.. did you install X?
+<Vanger> Have you installed X?
+<thrice`> alexwizard, startx gives you command not found? did you install x/ ?
+<alexwizard> oo, no
+<alexwizard> ok
+<thrice`> o__O
+<thrice`> 'hi, why doesn't X start without me installing it?'
+<thrice`> :>
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1956
+ Added: Wed, 26 May 2010 15:00:43 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> I installed flightgear from Sbo but I cant find it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1960
+ Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 13:26:39 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> i still can't find flight gear
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1961
+ Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 14:09:03 UTC
+%
+< FriedBob> straterra: Want to kill "King Wee Wee" with me? I can get you the
+grenades mentioned as well
+< jkwood> I almost feel like I need to noobfarm that.
+< FriedBob> lol
+< FriedBob> He's one of the bosses in Borderlands
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1962
+ Added: Fri, 28 May 2010 23:55:40 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> for fire|bird or whoever noobfarms me: i've found flightgear but i
+don't know how to play it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1964
+ Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 11:55:01 UTC
+%
+<+slackytude|evil> you lose like 2-8% of cpu processing due to overhead
+<+slackytude|evil> I/O performance loses more but is getting better
+<+slackytude|evil> probably not a good idea to virtualize a high performance DB
+<+slackytude|evil> yet
+<+alisonken1home> slackytude, you'd be surprised :)
+<+slackytude|evil> alisonken1home, I tend to be
+<+slackytude|evil> OMG! Did I just say that?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1967
+ Added: Sat, 29 May 2010 23:54:40 UTC
+%
+In #kde:
+
+<alienBOB> Still "my linux is not working with kde" is not giving many clues
+<Kalabok__> yes, you know, when I turn on my comp, kde stops working, how do you
+think, what can be the problem?
+<Kalabok__> alien808, can you give me any advice?
+<alienBOB> Not based on what you just wrote
+<Kalabok__> look
+<Kalabok__> when I turn on my comp, it writes that kde is disabled
+<Kalabok__> maybe I have a virus?
+<alienBOB> My guess is that you are running Ubuntu?
+<Kalabok__> of course!
+<alienBOB> Guessed as much
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1969
+ Added: Sun, 30 May 2010 23:48:26 UTC
+%
+<mako-dono> I just installed ubuntu 10.04 on two laptops last week.. the best
+thing about ubuntu is that windows users will feel that it's easier
+<mako-dono> I installed it for sis-in-law few days ago... she thought it was
+easier and faster than windows
+<mako-dono> coming from vista
+<mako-dono> I told her, if you keep you windows open, bugs come inside... she
+said, throw the big bug out of the window and close it for good
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1970
+ Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:06:26 UTC
+%
+<Azeotrope> get this error when i try to start thunderbird by ssh (x11 enabled)
+Error: cannot open display: localhost:11.0
+...
+<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, in /etc/ssh/sshd_config on your local host (where
+you want the display to show), for extra points, add a "Match User xxx" section
+with "X11Forwarding yes", "AllowTcpForwarding yes", and "X11DisplayOffset 10"
+<alisonken1home> then logout/login
+<alisonken1home> then "ssh -y <remote host>; <start program>"
+<alisonken1home> sorry - "ssh -Y ..." case is sensitive on that one :)
+...
+<Azeotrope> alisonken1home: i did the per user settings in sshd_config,
+restarted, but same thing
+<Azeotrope> I'm from putty, and not behind any firewall/nat
+<alisonken1home> hmm - putty is a windows program isn't it?
+<zaltekk> alisonken1home: yes.
+<alisonken1home> Azeotrope, do you have X11 installed on your windows machine?
+<Azeotrope> fuckme sideways, i forgot about that
+<Azeotrope> ...
+<Azeotrope> no X11 agent installed
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1971
+ Added: Mon, 31 May 2010 16:54:09 UTC
+%
+< Zordrak> LOL #1960 -> #1961 -> #1964
+< slava_dp> the azeotrope ones? pretty hilarious :)
+< surrounder> haha
+< Zordrak> like i said.. he's not just stupid he's *properly* retartded
+< straterra> Zordrak: Pot, meet kettle.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1972
+ Added: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:05:26 UTC
+%
+<elench> mmm what happened to #slackbuild
+<slackytude> #slackbuilds
+<elench> thx
+<elench> When does one use slackbuilds ? eg. I don't see httpd in slackbuilds
+<Delahunt> because it's in slackware-whatever/source/n/
+<elench> so is apachetop and thats in slackbuilds
+<mancha> no, if it is in the official slackware distrib it is NOT in
+slackbuilds.org
+<elench> http://slackbuilds.org/repository/13.1/system/apachetop/
+<mancha> ok and find it in the official distrib now
+<adaptr> and more importantly, if it's in slackbuilds it will not be in
+slackware
+<elench> adaptr either is httpd and thats in sourcetree
+<mancha> elench did you suffer head injury as a child?
+<chopp> no shit
+<elench> mancha yes how did you know.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1973
+ Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:30:39 UTC
+%
+Azeotrope : Does anyone have a slackbuild for Qt3?
+alienBOB : Slackware has
+Azeotrope : don't kill me, but i can't find qt3
+ mancha : how closely did you look inside the kde3-compat dir?
+ thrice` : http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/
+alienBOB : Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
+ thrice` :
+http://slackware.oregonstate.edu/slackware-13.1/extra/kde3-compat/qt3-3.3.8b-i486-opt1.txz
+Azeotrope : alienBOB:
+Azeotrope : thrice`:
+ thrice` : Azeotrope,
+Azeotrope : it's the fourth or fifthj time i ask for a package
+ thrice` : poor thing
+ mancha : tenth time's the charm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1974
+ Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:08:49 UTC
+%
+# This is a grep of the logs for 'Azeotrope' and '\(tork\|kde3\)'
+
+06Jun2010:[10:03] <Azeotrope> adrien: nope, tork.
+06Jun2010:[10:05] <alienBOB> Azeotrope: so install the packages in kde3-compat!
+06Jun2010:[10:07] <Azeotrope> NaCl: i use vidalia, but tork has a nice feature.
+it let's you choose the country
+06Jun2010:[10:20] <Azeotrope> ok, i checked and installed everuthing in
+kde3-compat but:
+06Jun2010:[10:22] <Azeotrope> guax: torK
+06Mar2010:[05:36] <Camarade_Tux> Azeotrope: which app? could it be for kde3
+while you're running kde4?
+06Mar2010:[05:37] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: TorK. But i encountered the same
+error with other apps
+06Mar2010:[05:38] <Azeotrope> Torchat, Tork, Conky
+06Mar2010:[05:46] <Azeotrope> Camarade_Tux: the kde-config not being found
+appears when i try to install TorK
+06Mar2010:[05:46] <pprkut> Azeotrope: TorK is kde3 only, use vidalia
+06Mar2010:[05:47] <Azeotrope> pprkut: pfff... can't i use kde3 apps?
+slackware.log.18Mar2010:[08:13] <Azeotrope> how can i use tor on slackware? I
+will install Tor, TorK and Vidalia or Polipo?
+18Mar2010:[10:42] <pprkut> Azeotrope: the same way you install kde3 apps in xfce
+18Mar2010:[10:59] <alisonken1home> Azeotrope, my guess - that was looking for
+kde3 libs or the "x86_64-unknown" is killing it
+18Mar2010:[11:06] <Azeotrope> alisonken1home: is not a slackbuild, it's tork,
+not tor.
+18Mar2010:[11:19] <Azeotrope> so, there's any way i can install tork on
+slackware?
+slackware.log.18Mar2010:[13:19] <Azeotrope> tommys_knockers: do you use vidalia
+or tork?
+20Feb2010:[18:42] <Azeotrope> i can't find tork for slackware
+20Feb2010:[18:47] <snL20> Azeotrope: what's tork ?
+20Feb2010:[18:57] <Azeotrope> snL20, tork is a gui for TOR
+20Feb2010:[19:01] <Azeotrope> so, no way of installing software on the go? as in
+(sl)apt-get install tork?
+
+# NOW, read again and pay attention to the timestamps, especially the *days*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1975
+ Added: Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:29:55 UTC
+%
+<Zordrak> omg. Windows Update stopped working.. check online for a
+solution...... Solution: Your computer may be missing critical updates. Go to
+Windows Update and install them then try again.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1980
+ Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:07:54 UTC
+%
+< Cann0n> mishehu: i've been using ati for about 12 years now
+< Cann0n> i've seen just as many people bitch about nvidia drivers as ati
+drivers
+< evanton> Cann0n: did you count them? :)
+< evanton> Cann0n: if you wanna talk statistics, you have to have big numbers :)
+< Cann0n> evanton: fuck you. /ignored
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1981
+ Added: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:47:45 UTC
+%
+< rabies> you know, I have read it acouple times. then my brain switches to
+hotshot mode and I over look the important things
+< rabies> that brings me to this room, making a fool of myself cause I didnt
+reread everything
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1984
+ Added: Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:24:13 UTC
+%
+( dartmouth) im 32 bit
+( BP{k}) dartmouth: on a more serious note, what does:
+ "ls -l /var/lo/packages/aaa*" show?
+( dartmouth) aaa_base-13.0-x86_64-2, aaa_elflibs-13.013-x86_64-1,
+ aaa_terminfo-5.7-noarch-1
+( dartmouth) BP{k}, ^
+( BP{k}) ( dartmouth) im 32 bit
+( BP{k}) *sigh*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1985
+ Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:03:06 UTC
+%
+< dartmouth> and its been so long since ive troubleshooted audio issues in linux
+that im now ignorant to it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1986
+ Added: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:20:03 UTC
+%
+<adrien> it's a pic of a slackware 3 CD set: http://i.imgur.com/V2uEB.jpg ,
+anyone know why that animal? (if there's any reason)
+<alisonken1noc> not sure - that was before my first slackware cd purchase
+<Zordrak> it would appear to be a duck-billed platypus
+<Zordrak> Famous for being one of only two mammals that lay eggs
+<Zordrak> Whether that's significant or not I don't know.
+<Scuzz> lol
+<Scuzz> thats what happens when ducks and penguins have sex
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1987
+ Added: Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:57:54 UTC
+%
+< leontopod> what do I do with the google earth.bin file once I download it?
+< Skywise> i'm sure google has an explanation somewhere, if only there was a way
+to find it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1990
+ Added: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:27:13 UTC
+%
+<adrien> crocket: take a look at mesa.SlackBuild
+<crocket> adrien : There is no mesa.SlackBuild in slackbuilds.org
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1991
+ Added: Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:59:26 UTC
+%
+< ioan> hi. can ssh tunneling be made over udp?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1992
+ Added: Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:01 UTC
+%
+<leontopod> vesa is just an extra layer of crap, right?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1994
+ Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:51:28 UTC
+%
+<leontopod> I am looking for Look & Feel, right?
+<pprkut> yep
+<pprkut> it's not really important, just....weird :/
+<sahko> you're looking for Desktop Effects
+<leontopod> pprkut, http://www.intertwingled.net/snapshot4.png
+<leontopod> that's what I have
+<leontopod> for system setting
+<leontopod> for system settings
+<pprkut> and there it is, "Look & Feel", right above "Appearance" ;)
+<thrice`> #sex? really??
+<pprkut> lol
+<leontopod> #sex!?
+<leontopod> where!?
+<alear> #sex & #poetry
+<leontopod> oh right
+<leontopod> on ircnet
+<leontopod> sure
+<leontopod> I am a channel operator on ircnet #sex
+<leontopod> have been for ten years
+<alear> two networks, too. and something that looks like a cyber bot
+<BP{k}> leontopod: and you STILL haven't got laid?? YDIW
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1995
+ Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:31:19 UTC
+%
+* NightTiger is sorry AMD bought ATI and not nVidia
+<crocket> sahko : many laptops have ATI cards.
+* Alan_Hicks is sorry he doesn't have enough money to buy ATI and open source
+their drivers.
+<crocket> Is ATI not the same as radeon?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1996
+ Added: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:32:35 UTC
+%
+<crocket> slava_dp: wget is not very good.
+<Mel-nix> crocket: Why?
+<crocket> Mel-nix : It is not capable of downloading a directory from alienBOB's
+repository.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1997
+ Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:10:53 UTC
+%
+<phrag> seriously wtf #irssi
+<phrag> i was linked to the irssi faq, which says "Modify the window-line in
+statusbar section in config file" then the #irssi topic says "Do *not* edit the
+config file by hand"
+<phrag> am i supposed to use my feet?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1998
+ Added: Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:09:06 UTC
+%
+dartmouth: alienBOB, after looking more into it, i think its an issue with the
+generated configuration files and not compiz
+dartmouth: *wouldn't know
+alienBOB: dartmouth: I think I will do better just ignoring you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #1999
+ Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:27:11 UTC
+%
+<dartmouth> is that sort of like spending the majority of our time doing
+something wholly inhuman and unnatural and expecting our personalities not to
+adapt (or maladapt) in similar manners in most instances of that? look inward,
+buddy.
+<alienBOB> Working on Slackware is inhuman?
+<alienBOB> How interesting. Lucky for me I am an alien then
+<dartmouth> hah :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2000
+ Added: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:54:33 UTC
+%
+<@bob_deep> never got into Dr. Who
+<@amrit|wrk> who?
+<@bob_deep> huh
+<@amrit|wrk> i dunno, somethin about first base
+* Alan_Hick prefers third.
+<@bob_deep> Alan_Hick....why do i know that name...
+< Alan_Hick> What a perfect nick to ask that question
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2001
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:58:16 UTC
+%
+<briareus> thanks MLanden I think this pcmanfm will work just fine
+<MLanden> briareus, which version are you using?
+<briareus> which version of what?
+<briareus> /bin/sh: /etc/slackware-version: Permission denied
+<briareus> Slackware 13.0.0.0.0
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2002
+ Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:56:44 UTC
+%
+< dustybin> lmsensors comes with the full slackware 13.1 install
+< dustybin> i run sensors-detect
+< dustybin> but it did not create a /etc/rc.d/rc.lmsensors file
+< dustybin> Do you want to generate /etc/sysconfig/lm_sensors? (yes/NO): YES
+< dustybin> Copy prog/init/lm_sensors.init to /etc/init.d/lm_sensors
+< dustybin> i cannot locate lm_sensors.init anywhere
+< dustybin> could this be the work of a virus or something worse?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2003
+ Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:56:18 UTC
+%
+< Azeotrope> would fluxbox run w/o X?
+< mancha> heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2004
+ Added: Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:21:50 UTC
+%
+<Iraqi> did slackware supportttttttttttttttttttttt laptop ( HP Pavilion tx2645ee
+)
+<Iraqi> no one know :|
+<Iraqi> Did slackware supporttttttttttttttt wireless ( LAN USB Atheros ar5523 )
+???????
+<mancha> Iraqi, i don't recall HP being particularly troublesome for linux
+<Iraqi> mancha i want just one answer and siple by [ Y /N] is slackware support
+hp pavilion tx2500 ? [ Y / N ] ?
+<mancha> Iraqi my yes/no answer is: "when in the course of numan events an
+operating system, comes across the technological construct of hewlett packard,
+insofar as the interoperability is concenred, it is deemed by our creator to
+have certain inalienable right, among these...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2005
+ Added: Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:02 UTC
+%
+< dustybin> adaptr: sensors-detect created a new dir
+< dustybin> /etc/sysconfig/
+< dustybin> -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 608 Jul 7 20:25 lm_sensors
+< adaptr> weird, it didn't for me
+< dustybin> eek
+< adaptr> anyway, run sensors-detect, and copy-paste its output into wherever
+you want to autoload from
+< dustybin> maybe this could be the work of a malicious viral infection?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2007
+ Added: Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:37:41 UTC
+%
+<SunTzu> hep hep hep; i need to use perl to test if a file is -r (test's) how?
+<raela> probably easy to google
+<SunTzu> prolaby, but i wanna chat too :)
+<SunTzu> interactive hep
+<raela> google'd be faster
+<SunTzu> dont be stingy with your knowlege
+<SunTzu> if you know someth then pls answer
+<raela> I don't have the knowledge. I'd have to google. I would google if it
+were my question
+<SunTzu> then dont talk to me
+<SunTzu> ignored
+<raela> haha
+<SunTzu> anyone else?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2008
+ Added: Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:47:37 UTC
+%
+02:19 <+fire|bird> hey Cann0n
+02:22 <+Cann0n> how goes it fire|bird?
+02:23 <+fire|bird> goes alright, you?
+02:23 <+Cann0n> been on a real workout kick
+02:24 <+Cann0n> i walk/jogged 5 miles tonight
+02:24 <+Cann0n> i actually used my feet for something else other than
+skateboarding and picking up shit when i'm barefoot
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2009
+ Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:41:37 UTC
+%
+<+raela> man.. you know it's time to do dishes when you're eating out of
+measuring cups and tupperware
+<+raela> I go through too many bowls :P
+<+raela> man, back in undergrad in the dorms, I only had one bowl
+<+raela> also I was too lazy to take it to the bathroom so I only rinsed it once
+a week :D
+<+raela> err
+<+raela> I mean in that we didn't have a sink
+<+raela> so I would just have leftover milk in it
+<+BP{k}> ...
+<+Necos> yuck
+<+fire|bird> that's just....
+<+Necos> unsanitary?
+<+Necos> forget the fact that i'm lactose intolerant...
+<+fire|bird> lol
+<+fire|bird> imagine the mold in that one poor bowl.
+<+raela> hey it got used daily. and didn't kill me
+<+raela> I didn't get sick, either
+<+raela> sometimes I put spaghettios over top of the milk, too :D
+<+raela> never did do milk over spaghettios
+<+fire|bird> may not have gotten sick, but may explain why you are the way you
+are today. :P
+<+raela> nah, trust me, I was like this before
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2010
+ Added: Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:35:35 UTC
+%
+< cacao> I have a problem with font. When I type xterm -s edges I have the
+following error : No absolute path found for shell: edges.pcf.gz
+< cacao> When I do a find I found this : /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< adrien> xterm -s /usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< adrien> ?
+< Zordrak> cacao: why are you giving it a font as a shell?
+< cacao> I have this error : No absolute path found for shell:
+/usr/share/fonts/misc/edges.pcf.gz
+< cacao> Zordrak: ???
+< slava_dp> lol
+* adrien learns to read
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2012
+ Added: Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:39:41 UTC
+%
+popl: what's with #slackhappy?
+popl: this op just sent me a pm from nowhere and then got huffy when I brought
+up netiquette.
+popl: so much for being the "nicer" slackware channel heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2013
+ Added: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:45:31 UTC
+%
+< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How do I
+enable it?
+< SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is?
+< Craighton> yes
+< SelfishMan> are you sure?
+< Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive
+< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know how it
+works and how to enable it
+< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing to do
+with what most people think it does
+< Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled
+
+*headdesk*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2017
+ Added: Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:15:40 UTC
+%
+rabbitea1 : how can I put 40 gigs of mp3's into one file?
+adrien : rabbitea1: honestly? by kicking yourself in your head
+tsccof : rabbitea1: tar it?
+rabbitea1 : adrien: no seriously
+rabbitea1 : cat them together?
+adrien : you want a 40GB mp3?
+rabbitea1 : yes!
+tsccof : rabbitea1: cat them
+adrien : and you expect players to work ok with such things?
+adrien : why do you want to do that?
+rabbitea1 : mplayer will
+rabbitea1 : ya its to minimize complexity
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2018
+ Added: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:02:11 UTC
+%
+<sickn3ss> guys need a good firewall for my slackware
+<sickn3ss> :D
+<gnubien> sickn3ss: depends on your needs, slackfire works good for me
+<sickn3ss> I will give it a try :D
+<Skywise> whats wrong with iptables?
+<arfon> It was written by aliens
+<Skywise> bob writes lots of stuff, its ok
+<arfon> (the UFO kind)
+<Skywise> yeah, thats him
+<sickn3ss> I've configured IP tables :P just want another one.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2019
+ Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:50:00 UTC
+%
+<frank^2> "I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could
+be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it
+would be hilarious if #ffffff was a powerful number
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2020
+ Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 UTC
+%
+<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft." "... yes." "I
+thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2021
+ Added: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 UTC
+%
+<shell-fu> hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the slackware
+version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu utility is in
+slackware.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2022
+ Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:54:19 UTC
+%
+<shell-fu> alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll give
+it a go though... w/e
+<shell-fu> i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless
+<shell-fu> to go with my useless life
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2023
+ Added: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:57:36 UTC
+%
+< meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10?
+<@caker> our RAID goes to 11.
+<@Perihelion> I can count to potato.
+< meharo> woul you mind explaining me i :)
+<@caker> it's one louder than 10
+< Nivex> Perihelion: Do you get your Thursdays from a banana?
+<@Perihelion> Yes.
+< Nivex> Sweet!
+< meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2026
+ Added: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:18:18 UTC
+%
+< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack is
+super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv
+< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two here:
+https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP
+< pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice
+< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html
+<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to put things
+< Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow
+<@pparadis> haha
+< pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new
+directories in /
+* pigdude roots about
+<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default
+< RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks
+< pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd
+< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks and
+there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i dont like it
+what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config?
+<@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2027
+ Added: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:49:55 UTC
+%
+< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown?
+< clint-> nyRednek, no.. >_<
+< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit
+< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel..
+-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware
+["Leaving"]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2030
+ Added: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 UTC
+%
+< SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love!
+< mwalling> no, thats Yaakov
+< mwalling> mines smaller
+< Solver> most men aren't prepared to admit i
+< mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it
+< Solver> only sligtly
+< Marius> yes, yes it is.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2031
+ Added: Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:04:27 UTC
+%
+dustybin: fortune just said
+dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
+dustybin: LOL
+m3tti: lol
+m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone
+m3tti: /s/place/space
+alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2032
+ Added: Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:26:20 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other girl name
+during the deed once
+<+antiwire> it weirded me out totally
+<+BP{k}> heh.. interesting...
+<+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird.
+<+antiwire> I was all -_-
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;)
+<+antiwire> lmao
+<+antiwire> omfg
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2033
+ Added: Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:27:49 UTC
+%
+<+pupit> &op
+<@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op
+capability.
+<+trhodes> that is some weird quoting
+<+fire|bird> &op trhodes pupit
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo trhodes pupit] by SirBotsAlot
+<@pupit> yay
+<@pupit> :D
+<@pupit> and sahko?
+<@pupit> c'mon
+<@trhodes> yay!
+<@pupit> :D
+<+fire|bird> &op surrounder sahko
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo surrounder sahko] by SirBotsAlot
+<@surrounder> ALL OPS ARE JACKASSES
+<@surrounder> oh fuck
+<+fire|bird> hahahaha
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [-o surrounder] by surrounder
+<@pupit> ahhahahah
+<@trhodes> hahahaha
+<+fire|bird> PERFECT timing
+<+surrounder> \o/
+<@pupit> noobfarm!
+<+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2034
+ Added: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:23:17 UTC
+%
+<@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge)
+without cash :/
+<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off the streets
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2037
+ Added: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:59:05 UTC
+%
+<@pparadis> i'm a little teapot
+<@SelfishMan> short and stout
+<@pparadis> this is my handle
+<@SelfishMan> this is my spout
+<@pparadis> when i get all steamed up
+<@SelfishMan> hear me shout
+<@pparadis> tip me over
+<@SelfishMan> and pour me out
+<@SelfishMan> at least I think that is how it goes
+<@pparadis> today's sesame street was brought to you by the number 6667,
+SelfishMan, and pparadis
+* SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy
+<@pparadis> that's a great idea
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2041
+ Added: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:19:08 UTC
+%
+< fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE
+< fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity.
+< fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome.
+< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a plasma TV?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2047
+ Added: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:46:14 UTC
+%
+17:53:46 <andrew_708476> well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I got hit by a
+car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that have schizofrenia
+17:53:53 <Reticenti> ah
+17:54:16 <Reticenti> good thing linux is multiuser then, eh?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2048
+ Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:03:23 UTC
+%
+<Dominian> cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet?
+<Dominian> ya know.. the "S/HIM"
+<cpunches> That was my dad :/
+<cpunches> Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman
+<Dominian> That's just sad.
+<Dominian> So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister?
+<cpunches> my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2050
+ Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 UTC
+%
+<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to a
+vegetable. It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but it'll never
+understand a single fucking thing you say.
+<+agentc0re> being a vegetable win!
+<+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2051
+ Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:49:49 UTC
+%
+<raela> fuck straight men! oh.. wait
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2052
+ Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:58:45 UTC
+%
+<bagira> It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2053
+ Added: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:31:45 UTC
+%
+<terry> I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor.
+<terry> I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2055
+ Added: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:40:07 UTC
+%
+< resno> im in edt?
+< MrWork> you are till november sometime
+< MrWork> then you'll be back in EST
+< resno> are you saying we change time zones?
+< notKlaatu> http://www.noobfarm.org/
+< MrWork> daylight savings time resno
+< resno> MrWork: im fully aware of daylight savings time.
+< MrWork> i wouldn't say fully then
+< resno> my clock says 11:12 am.
+< MrWork> so does mine
+< MrWork> but we are in daylight time atm
+< MrWork> so it's EDT
+< resno> thats what im asking, which time zones?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2059
+ Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:15:41 UTC
+%
+arfon : KaMii: do you like POTs?
+KaMii : arfon: i dont do drugs, drugs are bad
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2060
+ Added: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:40:27 UTC
+%
+< Yaakov> I don't want a Kindle. There must be something wrong with me.
+< mwalling> Guspaz: no one lost their notes unless they deleted them on their
+own
+< tjfontaine> Yaakov: me too, and I love apple stuff
+<@pparadis> Yaakov: if so, something is wrong with me, too.
+< mdcollins> I'm with you on that one Yaakov.
+< Guspaz> mwalling: Are the notes not tied to the book?
+< mwalling> [09-16] 16:00:15 < mwalling> Guspaz: annotations are stored in a
+plan text file
+< Guspaz> Ah.
+<@pparadis> i still read words printed on dead trees every day.
+< Daevien> Yaakov: yes somethign is wrong with you, but thats not the reason
+< mdcollins> tjfontaine, Kindle isn't apple >_<
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2061
+ Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:02:57 UTC
+%
+< Crenn-NAS> 2.8v? It can't tolerate 3.3v?
+< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: it might, but it's not rated for it, and it's a $100-150
+part, do you want to risk it?
+< ghostfish> when you can use a pair of resistors to make it safe?
+< ghostfish> 10 cents
+< ghostfish> 4 solder joints
+< Crenn-NAS> ghostfish: To me resistors are so hackish
+< dr_jkl> ...
+< dr_jkl> i can't believe i just saw that.
+< slide> lol
+< ghostfish> Crenn-NAS: resistors are, erm, one of the fundamental components of
+electronics?
+< ghostfish> fundamental 4 components
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2062
+ Added: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:34:20 UTC
+%
+<crocket> busybox is a linux distro
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2063
+ Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:52:20 UTC
+%
+<ZokkeR> can somebody help me with slackware 13.1 64bit burning?
+<CapnBP{k}> ZokkeR: you need 2 32bits burners for that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2064
+ Added: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:41:10 UTC
+%
+< iluminator101> so back to my question
+< notKlaatu> like we said, xinitrc
+< Peter64> exec /usr/bin/lxde
+< delwin> http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/LXDE
+< delwin> there's a whole wealth of information just waiting in wiki's if you
+ ever bother to open a web browser and look
+< iluminator101> i thought archbang was supposed to have lxde...it has openbox
+< Peter64> Why dont people just do the base install of Arch and then install
+ the wm of choice
+< MrJackson> because thats not how ubuntu works
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2065
+ Added: Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:13:53 UTC
+%
+< ubuntuWorkDann> pegwole, I'd figure you wouldn't know what a web paper bag is
+since you shy away from water
+< ubuntuWorkDann> s/web/web
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2066
+ Added: Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:43:49 UTC
+%
+raela : man.. so.. I helped grade exams for the horses class yesterday.. one
+question was asking what the first and the last thing you should do is when you
+come to the barn (answer is wash your hands).. one person put wash your hands or
+other body parts that might come in contact with the horse D:
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2067
+ Added: Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:52:21 UTC
+%
+hideki: Does anybody ever cuddle their computer ?
+gniks: i do, no one else wants to cuddle with me
+hideki: I know how you feel
+hideki: The macs are quite cute
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2068
+ Added: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:41:18 UTC
+%
+< Alan_> You guys should totally have a "smart" sort in the DNS manager
+< Alan_> one that sorts by hostname component, working backwards
+< Alan_> (and if only the DNS system wasn't a spazzy structure, this would never
+be a problem in the first place)
+<@pparadis> http://www.linode.com/api/index.cfm?method=domain.list <-- Alan_ ;)
+< Alan_> pparadis: what about it?
+<@pparadis> well, if you use the API, you can list stuff any way you like :D
+< Alan_> pparadis: well, yes, but i'm not on about the API :P
+< Alan_> I'm on about the DNS manager in Linode's control panel....
+<@pparadis> i'm aware.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2070
+ Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:59:29 UTC
+%
+<@HoopyCat> !ipinfo geneseebrewing.com
+<+kohabot> HoopyCat: Man, you really screwed up.
+<@HoopyCat> kohabot: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME BY MY BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2071
+ Added: Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:25:06 UTC
+%
+<hidekazu> slackware is evil
+<adrien> so, that was the word of god? took 56 minutes to say it?
+<hidekazu> :-D
+<Skywise> metatron is a slow typist
+<adrien> argh, 54 minutes =/
+<hidekazu> I have another message from god...
+<Skywise> we've already heard it
+<dive> is it /quit ?
+[11:40:21] hidekazu [~dsm@188-222-36-81.zone13.bethere.co.uk] has quit IRC:
+Quit: (Yes, it is)
+<dive> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2072
+ Added: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 18:39:50 UTC
+%
+Anonymous: you're fucked dude
+Chris Punches: awwwww dude
+Chris Punches: you know the beer trick for solving messes like this right?
+Chris Punches: ancient chinese secret, but i'll tell you
+Chris Punches: you have to say the phrase "well. im sure this beer has the
+answer." into the beer while you pop the top off
+Chris Punches: and
+Chris Punches: magically
+Chris Punches: the answer manifests itself some time in the near or distant
+future, or not at all depending on the circumstances
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2073
+ Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 05:19:46 UTC
+%
+< EthanG> I wonder if it's a gnome thing. I start `nvidia-settings -l` in
+.xinitrc, anyone know if libgobject libgmodule or libgio are part of gnome
+and/or liable to load gnome settings?
+< gaurav__> i am using xfce
+< mancha> that could be, i am unawarew of what nvidia does...
+< EthanG> mmhmm. I doubt they'd turn it on intentionally, but I don't trust
+gnome not to :)
+< mancha> well what config file does nvidia-setting -l load?
+< mancha> look in there
+< EthanG> mancha: it doesn't itself have any keyboard-related options, but like
+I said I don't trust gnome
+< mancha> cat ~/.nvidia-settings-rc
+< EthanG> nofin, lol
+< mancha> good luck.
+* EthanG starts suspecting HAL
+< mancha> nah
+< mancha> i suspect your inability to form a coherent explanation of your setup
+< mancha> you mix WM with customized xinit's with gnome settings (?>) with
+mentions of glib2 libraries (??) with blaming HAL
+< mancha> sounds like you're very confused to me :)
+< EthanG> well it obviously isn't anything sane that's enabling it
+< mancha> i don;'t know what that means.
+< mancha> why did you bring up gnome, have you added gnome to slackware?
+< EthanG> no... oh of course slack doesn't have gnome libs. ok I can cross that
+one off then
+< admboom> LOL Monday Morning entertainment.
+< EthanG> ... unless those libs I don't recognize are xfce libs XD
+< mancha> is ethang a known troll?
+< sahko> Slackware of course has gnome libs. they're even used by kde
+< EthanG> mancha: I'm just pissed off with all this crazy in my OS, lol
+< EthanG> thank you sahko
+< sahko> i didnt follow the discussion, i just read the last part
+< mancha> we noticed
+< mancha> EthanG, the crazy, as you describe it was added by you. An virgin
+slackware, untainted by EthanG, does not do this.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2074
+ Added: Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:10:57 UTC
+%
++antiwire: oh man :)))))
++BP{k}: you got laid?
++antiwire: times 10
++BP{k}: lies.
++BP{k}: if you got laid 10 times, you don't have the energy to log onto irc ;)
++BP{k}: if you do .. YDIW.
++agentc0re: does you hand hurt antiwire?
++BP{k}: HAHAHAHA
++antiwire: no, no fluid exchange. antiwire stepped up and talked to her
++antiwire: lol
++agentc0re: You dressed your hand up too?? Brave man!
++BP{k}: this gives "talk to the hand" a whole new meaning ;)
++antiwire: lmao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2076
+ Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:58:41 UTC
+%
+09:39 <resno> so, i want to do stress testing on a site. what should iuse?
+09:40 <Integgroll> 4chan
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2077
+ Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:47:52 UTC
+%
+< linbot> New news from forums: cannot login using SSH in General Discussion
+<http://www.linode.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089>
+-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has joined #linode
+<@pparadis> diwwin: that message is generated when the host key changes. that's
+normal when a system is redeployed.
+<@pparadis> you need to remove the old key entry from ~/.ssh/known_hosts on your
+workstation.
+< diwwin> I just signed on with Linode. after booting up and logging off I get a
+nasty message when trying to log back in. "REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS
+CHANGED." What do I do now?"
+<@pparadis> diwwin: see above
+< diwwin> How did you know before I hit enter???
+<@pparadis> diwwin: i saw the forum post
+< diwwin> I am fairly new to linux and everything that follows
+<@pparadis> in a terminal on your workstation, edit ~/.ssh/known_hosts
+<@pparadis> you're running a mac or an ubuntu workstation, right?
+< diwwin> ubuntu karmic
+<@pparadis> well, "nano ~/.ssh/known_hosts" and remove the old key entry line.
+save the file and connect via ssh again.
+< diwwin> okay. Why can I not access any other windows while here in Xchat???
+<@pparadis> i have no idea.
+< diwwin> gotta quit for a sec. thanks.
+<@pparadis> np
+< diwwin> okay mouse won't work on the screen right now, how to exit Xchat with
+keystrokes???
+<@pparadis> Alt+F4?
+-!- diwwin [~diwwin@node-9297.tor.pppoe.execulink.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2078
+ Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:20:19 UTC
+%
+< rowinggolfer> actually, don't tell anyone, but I have sang in a choir for
+cats.
+< rowinggolfer> "Magical Mister mistofolees"
+< artv61> rowinggolfer: i'll never speak of it to anyone
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2079
+ Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:15 UTC
+%
+< Integgroll> .wik snookie
+< Lord_Drachenblut> well physcally I feel like death warmed over and then
+refrigerated
+< AliZa> "Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987), publicly known by her
+nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality who appeared on
+the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009." -
+http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snookie
+< Integgroll> No, no no no no no
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2080
+ Added: Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:35:12 UTC
+%
+< notKlaatu> I'm afraid you're confusing me for pegwole again
+< notKlaatu> see, pokey knows.
+< CafeNinja> hehehe notKlaatu: that is pure comedy if taken outta context
+ "you are confusing me for pegwole" :)
+< pegwole> So, hunting the homless for sport, good idea or bad?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2082
+ Added: Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:47:17 UTC
+%
+<+notKlaatu> i use touchpad gestures on my macbook.
+ three swipes the left, one swipe up, two
+ diagonal, a tap, another swipe to the left,
+ and bang! text.
+< pegwole> So your big secret gesture was a right
+ triangle?
+< Integgroll> notKlaatu: what sort of alien language is
+ that?
+<+notKlaatu> a dumb one
+< Integgroll> obviously
+< ClaudioM> pegwole: I think notKlaatu has a gesture for
+ you but not easily displayed in IRC
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2083
+ Added: Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:59:09 UTC
+%
+< pegwole> Slackware Linux, the best of 1995 on 3 disks.
+< Kirok> The best 1995 has to offer
+<+jlindsay> Pat said that for real one day on tllts.
+ Something like Slackware hasn't been
+ relevant since 1995.
+< pegwole> I changed it to make it more current.
+< pegwole> Also I shouldn't talk smack about Slackware,
+ Alan Hicks might kick my ass.
+< ClaudioM> hahahah
+< ClaudioM> only if you say it in ##slackware
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2084
+ Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:14:26 UTC
+%
+< diwwin> caker: no. what does that chown do?
+< diwwin> caker: I might have. I am too new at this.
+<@caker> diwwin: who owns these? ls -dl /var/log/ /bin/ /usr/
+< atourino> diwwin: it recursively changes the owner of that directory (and all
+it's contents, hence the recursive part) to be owned by aegir
+< diwwin> I just noticed everyting in /etc/ is also owned by aegir.
+< diwwin> Is it time to redeploy Karmic?
+<@caker> diwwin: k, reinstall.
+< atourino> diwwin: I dont know if you'd like my opinion.... but I say... fuck
+aegir
+< diwwin> caker: What does k, reinstall do?
+<@Perihelion> -.o
+< diwwin> atourino: aegir is the goal
+< atourino> he's saying you should do a clean reinstall
+< atourino> ok, reinstall
+< diwwin> someday, someday, I will look back on this and laugh. now I just laugh
+to keep from crying.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2085
+ Added: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:31:05 UTC
+%
+< JessiJames> question: why just feature gnome?
+< Kent> Cause it's ubuntu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2086
+ Added: Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:34:47 UTC
+%
+< ericoc> 0
+< pparadis> 1
+< Perihelion> 2
+< pparadis> 0b11
+< ericoc> 3
+< pparadis> you lose
+< ericoc> yes
+< Perihelion> Wow Phil you piece of shit why would you do that
+< Perihelion> holy crap
+< pparadis> hahahaha
+< pparadis> <-- asshole
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2087
+ Added: Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:04:58 UTC
+%
+raela: there should be an irc age limit
+rob0: If there was an age limit, I'd be too old for IRC!
+thumbs: old fart.
+rob0: I prefer the title of Senior Flatulent.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2088
+ Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:09:36 UTC
+%
+James____ : hi anyone familiar with g4l?, I backup my laptop with the lzop
+compression but the iamge is 50 gig... even my laptop is just a clean slack13.1
+install
+adrien : g4l? and lzop isn't meant for hihgh compression
+James____ : ghost4linux
+James____ : how can i get the image smaller, or make it to iso or something so
+it become smaller
+adrien : James____: use bzip2 or xz/lzma2
+adrien : (I prefer xz/lzma2)
+Master-Passe : James____: if g4l makes the image just by copying every bit from
+harddrive then image is size of harddrive
+Master-Passe : if you don't use some compression
+ananke : James____: as noted in ##linux, your issue is related to the fact that
+you're backing up the entire block device [or partition], rather than a
+filesystem
+adrien : if it's quite 'dumb', you might also 'dd if=/dev/zero of=~/crap bs=1M',
+it'll help compression
+ananke : compression won't do much good if you're backing up unused disk space
+[which is full of junk eventually]
+adrien : what I said will also make recovery of any deleted file impossible
+James____ : I used the default lzop encryption
+adrien : well, you might want of=/tmp/crap instead, it depends on the partition
+adrien : s/encryption/compression/
+James____ : err
+James____ : compression
+James____ : :)
+James____ : so the lzop image i have can i somehow make it smaller
+James____ : or must i make a new g4l image with another compression
+adrien : the best thing would be to tar instead of ghost
+adrien : do you want to backup the files or do you have a specific need for the
+whole drive/partition rather than only its content
+ananke : James____: how can you make a truckfull of garbage smaller? by not
+packing a truck full of garbage in the first place
+James____ : so if making new images
+James____ : which compressions must i use in g4l
+adrien : ananke++
+adrien : well said :-)
+ananke : James____: doesn't really matter
+James____ : it has gzip,lzop,gzip2
+Master-Passe : James____: non of those helps
+James____ : it says in documentation lzop will be smaller and run faster
+ananke : James____: lzop is fine. again, the issue is not with compression
+adrien : lzop faster than bzip2? tell me who wrote that so I can burn him
+Master-Passe : :D
+adrien : s/faster/smaller/ of course ;-)
+James____ : so i should try with bzip2 intead of lzop?
+ananke : wow. it's like a brick wall
+Master-Passe : :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2089
+ Added: Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:22:15 UTC
+%
+< Ovron> I only have bagged lipton tea, as I am not a large tea consumer. Coffee
+on the other side... I even have an espresso maker in my office since the one in
+the lounge is crap.
+<@pparadis> Ovron: would you say that you're interested in tag bags?
+< Ovron> pparadis: I am not sure I want to answer that question, please clarify
+:p
+<@pparadis> well, sir, i have a special technique involving a tea bag that you
+might be keenly interested in.
+<@pparadis> it is a family recipe.
+< Ovron> Let us hear about it.
+<@pparadis> it's all organic, i assure you.
+< Ovron> I am a bit worried what this entails now
+<@pparadis> it would be better if i demonstrated the technique in person, so
+that you may fully appreciate it. i shall reserve a room at a nice hotel in AC
+for this very purpose.
+< Ovron> I do not like the sound of this :(
+<@pparadis> it will be quite educational, i assure you! no need to fear the
+unkown, as i am a nice guy.
+< Ovron> pparadis: I think you should perform this demonstration on jed or any
+other close-by person, record it, and youtube it.
+<@pparadis> but dear sir, i have modified my instructions in accordance with
+adjustments i deemed necessary from my viewing of footage from that crack in the
+ceiling above your shower. i have already tailored the lesson to your specific
+needs!
+<@Perihelion> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+* Ovron feels stalked
+<@pparadis> no no no you're a star!
+<@Perihelion> .
+<@Perihelion> YOU
+<@Perihelion> ARE MY
+<@Perihelion> SHININ STAR
+< Ovron> yay
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2090
+ Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:18:46 UTC
+%
+< dustybin> ananke: i never read man pages, i find that cheating
+< deco> o_o
+< ananke> dustybin: that makes no sense
+< adrien> tar + xz + gpg then xD
+< adrien> lol
+< ananke> but whatever. suit yourself
+< dustybin> i dont have gpg setup, i imagine that will be a serious pain
+* thrice` hopes it was sarcasm, but fears it wasn't
+< dustybin> :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2091
+ Added: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:45:29 UTC
+%
++raela: save should mean save the whole fucking spreadsheet, not save current
+sheet as .csv
++Tadgy: raela: No, save depends on your preferences for saving..
++raela: yeah well one save as shouldn't fuck up all saves right after
++Tadgy: Err, yeah, it should.
++Tadgy: You elected to save it as a CSV file - quite probably accepted the
+warning...
++raela: yeah well I saved that fucking csv over a month ago
++Tadgy: And then hit "save" again - of course it's not going to over-ride what
+YOU TOLD IT TO DO.
++raela: 3 months of shit lost over this
++raela: save as should be an independent save from other saves
++Tadgy: And I should be able to suck my own cock.
++Tadgy: But life doesn't work that way.
++raela: work on stretches then
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2092
+ Added: Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:58:29 UTC
+%
++Necos:
+http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=1
++Necos: :D
++Necos: i don't even watch that show, but DAMN!
++hitest: Necos: great. now I'm half-pissed and I've got serious wood
++Necos: lol
++Necos: congrats hitest :)
++hitest: :-)
+* BP{k} looks at noobfarm ;)
++hitest: lmao
++BP{k}: and good evening hitest :)
++hitest: hiya BP{k} :)
++Necos: lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2093
+ Added: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:58:21 UTC
+%
+<notKlaatu> beds are for pansies.
+<cobra2> and people that get laid
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2094
+ Added: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:47:58 UTC
+%
+<+raela> antiwire, what if a really hot girl was super into you and would let
+ you do *anything*.. if she could stick her fist in your
+ass once
+<+antiwire> I just hardlocked
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2096
+ Added: Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:44:13 UTC
+%
+< Ideka> when I start a terminal in KDE, the prompt is always bash-4.1#
+< thumbs> Ideka: why did you start x as root?
+< Ideka> and it doesn't change, so I don't know wich directory I'm in
+< XGizzmo> type source /etc/profile
+< Ideka> oh ok
+< antiwire_> su is the same damn thing dude
+< antiwire_> you're in a terminal with a root env
+< antiwire_> and privs
+< Ideka> woah, that did the trick
+< Ideka> will it stay like that?
+< twinkie_addict> true but i do what i need to and type exit to leave root
+< thumbs> Ideka: don't run X as root.
+< NaCl> what thumbs said
+< Ideka> I wont
+< XGizzmo> Ideka: nope.
+< NaCl> Ideka: tell konsole to start your shell as a login shell
+< twinkie_addict> though i did set prifile to be safe ime going to log brb
+-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
+< Ideka> NaCl: how can I do that?
+< NaCl> set the shell command to be something that starts a login shell
+< NaCl> $SHELL -l
+-!- twinkie_addict [~david@IP-HIDDEN] has joined ##slackware
+< Ideka> where?
+-!- antiwire_ is now known as QuadDamage
+< twinkie_addict> lol never thought i need to set path :) everything was working
+as it should but now bash shows me as user at least
+< NaCl> Ideka: konsole profiles
+< mfillpot> why not just set PS1 in .bashrc?
+< NaCl> IDK, are you supposed to start login shells?
+< Ideka> NaCl: I can't find it
+< thumbs> why is he still running X as root?
+< NaCl> Ideka: settings menu
+< twinkie_addict> in the past when i needed to set profile i would be haveing
+probles with apps not running or some such thing . thing were going normaly was
+able to to log in an out of su rup apps so on never thought to do profle thing
+:)
+< Ideka> NaCl: I'm lost. You mean in the Konkeror window?
+< NaCl> Konsole.
+< Ideka> that
+< danc3> jesus, it's like a never-ending Noob Hour
+< NaCl> yes
+< Ideka> In edit -> preferences?
+< NaCl> No.
+< thumbs> wow.
+< NaCl> Konqueror is a web browser
+< NaCl> Konsole is a terminal.
+< Ideka> yes I know
+< Ideka> i mixed up the names
+< danc3> Ideka: are you using Slackware?
+< Ideka> yes
+< danc3> ummm, I don't think so
+< Ideka> why?
+< danc3> >Ideka< CTCP VERSION
+< danc3> -Ideka- VERSION xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu
+< Ideka> Yeah
+< danc3> yeah
+< Ideka> I have two computers
+< Ideka> a desktop and a laptop
+< danc3> I see
+< NaCl> Ideka: Settings->Configure Profiles
+< Ideka> I don't have a settings option in the toolbar...
+< NaCl> in konsole?
+< Ideka> yes
+< NaCl> and you are using what version of slackware?
+< Ideka> 13.1
+< NaCl> uhm...
+< Ideka> 64 bits
+< NaCl> It's in one of the menus
+< NaCl> it should not be that hard to find
+< Ideka> I can only see "Preferences" :/
+< thumbs> Ideka: did you start X as your regular user yet?
+< Ideka> yes, I did long ago
+< thumbs> ok, good.
+< NaCl> There is a settings menu in both Konqueor and Konsole here
+< NaCl> *Konqueror
+< NaCl> Although I have KDE 4.5 running
+< Ideka> I don't know what version I have
+< NaCl> Are you sure you are running konsole
+< NaCl> And not Terminal?
+< Ideka> ... no
+< Ideka> it is probably Terminal
+< NaCl> ok...
+< NaCl> there is a checkbox in the preferences that will solve your problem
+< Ideka> ohh, yes, found it
+< Ideka> thanksss :)
+< NaCl> Sure thing.
+< danc3> whew
+< danc3> OK, thank Bob that's over
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2097
+ Added: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:10:48 UTC
+%
+< hooplah> can someone please help me, i am having a bit of trouble accessing a
+thumbdrive http://pastebin.ca/1976393
+< hooplah> dmesg shows its sde, i mount it, the light on the drive flickers like
+it was mounted, no errors, yet it shows no files when there are definitely files
+on it
+< hooplah> very odd, i installed slackware 13.0 with ext2 filesystem last night
+and it worked just fine
+< hooplah> reinstalled this morning with ext4 and now it doesnt
+< hooplah> tmpfs tmpfs 510480 0 510480 0% /dev/shm
+< hooplah> /dev/sde1 vfat 7881636 40 7881596 1% /tmp/blah
+< hooplah> omfg i did mv last night and it actually moved everything off the usb
+drive
+< adamk> Perhaps the filesystem is screwed up?
+< adamk> Heh.
+< hooplah> fml
+< hooplah> i just lost like.....
+*-- hooplah has quit (Quit: leaving) #slackware
+< adamk> Everything.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2099
+ Added: Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:29:18 UTC
+%
+< cobra2> and I was also wondering where the CFLAGS are stored at on the mac....
+this is my first mac... if you can't tell by now.
+< TimeLincoln> you're clearly not an average mac user either, most of them would
+be asking where itunes is, not CFLAGS
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2100
+ Added: Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:36:16 UTC
+%
+<+?HS^^> hello
+<+?HS^^> does america have black and white cows?
+<+Dominian> Do stupid questions get asked daily?
+<+?HS^^> do you know what is a cow??
+<+?HS^^> or do you only know what is a hamburger??
+<+Dominian> I rest my case.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2101
+ Added: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:39:48 UTC
+%
+chee : i had a conversation with a girl about focus-follows-mouse
+chee : it was the most erotic chat of my life
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2102
+ Added: Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:10:51 UTC
+%
+( Rhisa) I'm looking at methods on how to penetrate myself.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2103
+ Added: Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:29:06 UTC
+%
+< mattryan29> how do i check if curl is enabled
+<@irgeek> which curl
+< mattryan29> didn't know there is more than one
+* irgeek headdesk
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2104
+ Added: Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:24:05 UTC
+%
+< iStef> hello, could anyone tell me how to register in forum? i get a dialog
+saying: A username and password are being requested by http://www.linode.com.
+The site says: "To edit, please use no/spam as the user/pass"
+< tjfontaine> did you actually *read* that
+< JshWright> hahahaha
+< JshWright> you took the time to copy and paste that, but didn't bother to read
+it?
+< iStef> hehe sorry!got it!
+< pharaun> JshWright: perfect example right there of "users don't read"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2105
+ Added: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:43:31 UTC
+%
+-!- MiNg123 [~fsdfd@173.220.127.18] has joined #suse
+< MiNg123> how do i see my ip address ?
+< NaCl> ifconfig
+< NaCl> Unless your IP is 173.220.127.18
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2107
+ Added: Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:02:35 UTC
+%
+< ikhider> macavity, I used a slackbuild
+< ikhider> macavity, I think I should have installed it from user instead of
+root user
+< ikhider> and then adjust from root user
+< macavity> ikhider: i dont.. that package requires writing to directories that
+users dont have write access to
+< ikhider> macavity, Can you explain?
+< macavity> i just did
+< ikhider> macavity, I have done it before but I am a bit rusty
+< macavity> ikhider: installpkg --reinstal
+/path/to/where/you/put/nvidia-fubar-blah-blah-SBo.tgz
+< macavity> *reinstall
+< macavity> ikhider: you need to do this every time you upgrade your kernel,
+xorg or mesa
+< macavity> proprietary drivers thus suck
+< ikhider> macavity, Okay, I install as user, then go in as root to adjust for
+my twin monitors, correct?
+< macavity> ikhider: no, again, you cant install software on the system as a
+user
+< macavity> ikhider: only root has write rights to /lib/modules/ etc etc
+< macavity> ikhider: you cant even call installpkg as user, as it is in /sbin
+(guess why?)
+< ikhider> macavity, Yeah I got that, I forgot how to get the nvidia driver
+fired up properly. I see it, but then I get a message 'run nvidia-xconfig as
+root' and that is when I lose my GUI
+< ikhider> macavity, But the driver should in reality give me the option to
+adjust my screens\
+< macavity> you GUI?!?
+< macavity> you should be doing this from runlevel 3 anyhow
+< macavity> dont fiddle Xorg drivers while Xorg is running...
+< ikhider> macavity, ahhh, okay
+< macavity> also, dont change tires on the car while you are driving it ;-)
+-
+< ikhider> I am spending too much time with these drivers
+< raela> ikhider: you really haven't given much information other than "your GUI
+went away".. might want to pastebin some errors/logs
+< ikhider> raela, No I got the GUI back, I removed /etc/X11/xorg.conf--the kick
+in the pants are the nvidia drivers which are in settings for KDE
+< ikhider> And should give me the option to adjust, but I keep getting a message
+that i must run nvidia-xconfig from root
+< raela> ikhider: that really told me nothing of your problem
+< ikhider> and THAT kills the GUI
+< raela> uh did you try running that as root without the gui?
+< raela> configuring X should be done without X running
+< ikhider> raela, I am running it from the gui, and without the gui, as root, as
+user, every permutation
+< raela> ikhider: so you did run nvidia-xconfig as root with X complete shut
+off? did it give an error?
+< ikhider> raela, I run it from root and and says the new configuration is saved
+into X11, and that erases the gui until I type 'rm /etc/X11.xorg.conf
+< raela> ikhider: anyway um it's really hard for people to help you without
+knowing what the issue actually is. might want to work on that.. figure out what
+you're trying to do and why it isn't working
+< ikhider> And that brings back the gui
+< raela> you should probably figure out why X won't start with it
+< raela> again, this is where pastebinning errors helps
+< danc3> ikhider: it can't "bring it back" if you didn't have the GUI running in
+the first place, which you should NOT when config'ing X
+< ikhider> raela, Ahh, with a text editor?
+< raela> ikhider: no, the file the nvidia config gives you is what you need
+< ikhider> raela, Exactly my thought--but it does not give me any such option
+when I fire it up which is weird
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2108
+ Added: Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:35:23 UTC
+%
+< Rhisa> Hm.
+< Rhisa> What should I do about this? "checking for Qt... configure: error: Qt
+(>= Qt 3.0.2) (headers and libraries) not found. Please check your
+installation!"
+< MLanden> Rhisa: which application?
+< Rhisa> kdetutorial-1.2.tar.bz2
+< Rhisa> Teaches how to make KDE apps. :|
+< BP{k}> perhaps it depends on QT3 which isn't part of the main install of
+slackware. (it's in extra/)
+< Rhisa> Gah.
+< Rhisa> I thought the latest Qt was sufficient.
+< thrice`> it's usually a bad sign when something needs qt3
+< Rhisa> It's old.
+< BP{k}> Rhisa: you mean kde-tutorial as in this page:
+http://developer.kde.org/~larrosa/tutorial/index.html
+< Rhisa> THat much I know (2003 I think).
+< Rhisa> BP{k}, http://freshmeat.net/projects/kdesimpleprogrammingtutorial
+< BP{k}> heh .. I would drop that faster than than a wet turd on a hot sunday.
+< Rhisa> Ah it looked fun. It seems "interactive'.
+< BP{k}> Rhisa: it may be fun .. but by the look of it it is at least 7/8 years
+old .. that's a very old QT. If you want to learn about writing QT/KDE apps.
+start with something that utilises KDE4/QT4
+< Rhisa> Yap.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2109
+ Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:32:41 UTC
+%
+<raela> dive: so my mom is freaking out about "tags" and having her
+ website registered with google and wondering if she needs to add
+ special things
+<Tadgy> raela: If she wants to stand any chance of a ranking on google,
+ she definitely needs to add...
+<Tadgy> .... pornography :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2110
+ Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:59:38 UTC
+%
+<+BP{k}> Roin: just kidding at university we had a course that required prolog.
+And the exercise called for a "family diagram" .. turned out i made an error
+somewhere .. explaining your prof about incest was ... humerous ;)
+<+Dominian> BP{k}: hahahahahahaa
+<+Roin> BP{k}: LOL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2111
+ Added: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:43:39 UTC
+%
+< pegwole> Wow I'm so glad my father learned how to
+ compose and send text messages...
+< pegwole> I need to find a way to make him stop texting.
+< pegwole> Seriously, I just got this message that says
+ "I'M GLAD TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING AND THAT
+ YOU ARE MY SON. I DON'T HAVE TO GET MY
+ PROSTATE CHECKED TOMORROW I CAN PUT IT OFF
+ UNTIL MONDAY. LOVE YOU. DAD." His fingers,
+ I must break them.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2113
+ Added: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:01:33 UTC
+%
+<warren> oh nice, discounts for annual payment
+<GLaDOSDan> bigger discounts for bi-anally
+<GLaDOSDan> er, annually
+<Peng> That's an awesome word.
+<Peng> I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's awesome.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2114
+ Added: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:53:25 UTC
+%
+crocket| wikileaks
+trhodes| licky weeks
+mancha| sticky cheeks
+mancha| billy reeks
+phrag| micky meets?
+mancha| ricky sneaks
+hexhawk| biggy zeaks
+mancha| pinky teets
+phrag| sticky beeks
+hexhawk| licky tweets
+mancha| meaty cheeks
+phrag| bed time o/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2116
+ Added: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 03:56:57 UTC
+%
+crocket : After upgrading to the laste -current, quvi and cclive doesn't work.
+crocket : I think it's curl
+crocket : I inspected quvi source code and saw that curl was the cause.
+crocket : Maybe curl should be rebuilt.
+adrien : crocket: curl seems to work alright, why should it be rebuilt?
+crocket : adrien : curl returns HTTP 404 (Not Found) error when it deals with
+youtube.
+crocket : adrien : I don't know either, but rebuilding often solves the problem.
+crocket : It's a rule of thumb
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2118
+ Added: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:30:29 UTC
+%
+<+rat409> man that crocket has some strange issues
+<+alisonken1home> he always has issues - not to mention trying to 'improve'
+slackware
+<+Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis of bagira.
+<+trhodes> lol
+<+rat409> lol
+<+trhodes> &s of that is
+<@QuadCoreDamage> <Tadgy> crocket is a wart on the penis that is bagira.
+<+Tadgy> Should be "of and that is" :)
+<+trhodes> hehe yeah
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2119
+ Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:43:04 UTC
+%
+lilililili : does anyone know a command such that i can flip the bits of stdin,
+and write to stdout?
+gnubien : lilililili: flip?
+lilililili : gnubien: bitwise not
+adaptr : aha, a perl one-liner then
+lilililili : adaptr: i dont know perl...
+adaptr : or even sed, possibly
+mancha : lilili, what format is the stdin,in>
+adrien : I want to ask one thing: what's the use?
+adrien : what for?
+[...]
+adrien : and about the use?
+adrien : because creating newlines and nulls out of nowhere (oh, and bells) is
+going to be fun
+mancha : adrien, which would assume he wants stdout to go to a terminal?
+adrien : mancha: creating a bell is independant of where it is :P
+lilililili : mancha: its a video file,
+adrien : and well, "to stdout"
+adrien : ugh
+adrien : and what do you expect it to do?
+mancha : nothing particularly fun about "bell" unless you output to a terminal.
+mancha : otherwise it is just another byte, knowdamena?
+adaptr : lilililili: a video file has an encoding. flipping all bits in it will
+do nothing useful. it will non longer be a video file.
+adaptr : *no longer
+mancha : lilililili let me think about it for a second.
+lilililili : adaptr: i know,
+adrien : and what do you expect the result to be?
+lilililili : adrien: data which doesnt make sense to any programs
+mancha : if i were to guess, it is a cheapish way to store the video and not
+have any snooper view it
+lilililili : basically a kind of weak encryption
+adrien : oh, really weak...
+lilililili : its porn if you havent guessed, and i want to store it on my dads
+computer
+adrien : you want simple encryption, try XOR'ing instead
+adaptr : while getc(foo) putc(foo XOR 0xFF)
+mancha : hahahaha
+adaptr : that's... wow
+mancha : poor fella asks a simple question and gets 10 minutes of unrelated chat
+ :)
+pprkut : sounds like a job for encfs :P
+adaptr : it wasn't a really simple question
+mancha : it was very simple
+adrien : Problem X Y
+adrien : http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem
+lilililili : no guys, i also want to know how to do this in linux, its
+interesting
+lilililili : i dont need proper encryption, just something thats streams and is
+fast
+adaptr : use steganography
+adaptr : there's cmdline programs for that
+pprkut : pr0n on steroids
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2120
+ Added: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:10:38 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> &roulette spin
+<@QuadCoreDamage> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky?
+<+antiwire> &roulette
+<@QuadCoreDamage> *click*
+<+macavity> lol
+<+hitest> &roulette
+<@QuadCoreDamage> *click*
+<+hitest> \o/
+<+fiyawerx> what happens if you lose?
+<+fiyawerx> &roulette
+.oO( fiyawerx was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by QuadCoreDamage (BANG!)
+* QuadCoreDamage reloads and spins the chambers.
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+hitest> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2121
+ Added: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:25:24 UTC
+%
+< sogepp> what this command for ?? 'installpkg slackware/*/*.txz
+< alienBOB> Guess
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2123
+ Added: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:16:12 UTC
+%
+MystKid| yeah after install i did nvidia-xconfig and then reboot -n
+dive| You didn't need to reboot. Linux isn't windows.
+dive| Just modprobe nvidia and restart X.
+MystKid| oh thats what they teached me on opensuse haha
+Tadgy| Yes it is! don't confuse the poor guy, dive.
+ananke| rebooting doesn't hurt anything either
+dive| heh
+raela| you need to reboot at least three times for it to work
+ananke| if anything, it verifies that everything will work as expected
+Tadgy| and you have to have a butt plug in for the 2nd reboot, but only the
+second.
+gniks| Tadgy: are you the butt plug? ;)
+dive| No ananke is.
+MystKid| he likes buttplugs
+Tadgy| Only if he really is a "Kid" :)
+MystKid| i am guessing
+ananke| dive: only if you're the receipient
+dive| I doubt it.
+ananke| dive: bend over
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2126
+ Added: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:23:27 UTC
+%
+< peacedog> gniks still have the ldconfig problem? I removed the package and
+installed the original version, now I'm getting the same error with the old
+package? Is installpkg borked? Ideas?
+< peacedog> /sbin/installpkg: line 538: /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute binary
+file
+< gniks> peacedog: did you upgrade anything recently?
+< peacedog> No upgrades, I did install Orbit2, GConf, & Chrome Fri.
+< peacedog> All compiled from Slackbuilds.
+< gniks> hmmm not sure
+...
+< gniks> so it would seem ldconfig isn't executable
+< Wharncliffe> /sbin/ldconfig <-- run that
+< peacedog> That's where I'm getting the error, /sbin/ldconfig: cannot execute
+binary file
+< Wharncliffe> Or the wrong arch.
+< thrice`> peacedog, are you on 64-bit?
+< peacedog> No, Slackware 13, stock 32 bit.
+< Wharncliffe> peacedog: file /sbin/ldconfig
+< peacedog> /sbin/ldconfig: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV),
+statically linked, not stripped
+< peacedog> ?
+< peacedog> I didn't install slack 64, ?
+< Wharncliffe> That's your prbolem then.
+< thrice`> you upgraded to a 64-bit glibc, which should basically kill your
+system
+< peacedog> Can I fix it? I'm guessing I grabbed the wrong update from the
+mailling list?
+< thrice`> peacedog, does "ls /var/log/packages/*x86_64*" return anything else ?
+< peacedog> Just this. glibc-solibs-2.9-x86_64-5_slack13.0
+< macavity> ouch.. that one gotta hurt
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2127
+ Added: Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:20:46 UTC
+%
+<+ raela> also about to.chuck this.netbook at the wall
+<+ NaCl> &indeed
+<@QuadCoreDama> Indeed.
+<+ raela> maybe take out a kid with it
+<+ hitest> raela: netbook acting up?
+<+ raela> it wont connect to tur wirelss ay all
+<+ hitest> bummer
+<+ raela> having to do everythigb on the phone
+<+ raela> its not swnding the passkey at all
+<+ raela> gfeat i didnt even nrong headphoenr
+<+ raela> what eler csn rven be eesey
+<+ raela> ugh ful tio
+<+ antiwire> WTF are you talking about woman?!?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2129
+ Added: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:56:11 UTC
+%
++trhodes| dang, that's crazy re: slackware.com
++surrounder| hm ?
++trhodes| it's a parked "renew or buy this domain" page
++surrounder| well, at least the girl's hotter than pat
++trhodes| hahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2131
+ Added: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:41:45 UTC
+%
+< Ozanburada> New version of Slackware is around the corner.
+* alienBOB looks around that corner
+< alienBOB> Sees nothing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2132
+ Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:59:51 UTC
+%
+* johhny5alive (~iirc@xx.xxx.xx.xxx) has joined ##slackware
+<johhny5alive> when is the 2011 release
+<Nylex> ?
+<adrien> in 2012 =)
+<rob0> 2011 was released yesterday
+<Nylex> lol
+<johhny5alive> ok fair enough
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2134
+ Added: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:13:04 UTC
+%
+< Ozanburada> PKD puts me off watching Inception.
+< Motoko> PKD?
+< Tadgy> PKD?
+< sahko> what syndrome is pkd?
+< Ozanburada> Philip K. Dick
+* Tadgy cares not who wrote it, but I do care if I have to look at Leonardo
+DiCockmuncher for 2 hours :/
+< Motoko> Such hate.
+< Motoko> Can't we channel it to something worthwhile?
+< Tadgy> Motoko: I try to channel it into masturbation, but it gets sore after
+the first 10-15 times in the day :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2135
+ Added: Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:22:18 UTC
+%
+<Coke> OK here's the problem
+<Coke> Slackware 13.1 is buggy as hell. :(
+<Coke> Booting up it's stuck at "Starting X11 session manager"
+<alisonken1lap> hmm - slackware 13.1 and slack64 13.1 both seem fine for me
+<Coke> first of all, there's no X runing, this is runlevel 3
+<Coke> Anyway, in LILO, can I bypass this somehow?
+<Coke> append a new runlevel for it?
+<nyRednek> never seen that on runlevel 3, check your configs?
+<Coke> Oh shit, it's ME who is buggy!
+<nyRednek> Coke: heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2136
+ Added: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:13:01 UTC
+%
+<+slackytude> rofl
+<+slackytude> I love #windows
+<+slackytude> <SP1> when you have a folder full of files and you add a new file
+or folder to it it doesnt show up unless you press f5 to refresh the folder
+contents
+<+slackytude> <SP1> or right cvlick and select refresh
+<+slackytude> <SP1> it seems to be a explorer problem i think
+<+slackytude> <SP1> im calling ms to get to the possible bottom of this
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2137
+ Added: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:48:35 UTC
+%
+<+dive> I'm bored. I wanna play with eviljames's genitals.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2138
+ Added: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:12:29 UTC
+%
+< acidchild> well, i guess facebook is against incest... a girl marked down as
+my 'sister' tryed to send me a 'marrage' request... and it wouldn't let it!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2139
+ Added: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:04:50 UTC
+%
+< ScribbleJ> Don't everyone talk at once now.
+< macavity> ok
+< timschmidt> waitwaitwait... if we're to not all talk at once, we need some
+sort of locking protocol
+* macavity takes the talk token from timschmidt
+< macavity> ok, i can say something now.. i propose a token ring style link
+layer protocol!
+* macavity puts the token at the center of the table
+* timschmidt takes the talk token
+< timschmidt> I propose we name the talk token "The talking pillow"
+* timschmidt puts the token at the center of the table
+* macavity takes it
+< macavity> i think "the microphone" would be a more intutive name
+* macavity puts it back
+* timschmidt takes it
+< timschmidt> I wonder how long this will last
+* timschmidt puts it back
+< Auzze> not long
+< timschmidt> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2140
+ Added: Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:38:32 UTC
+%
+< mernilio> But thanks for not banning me. I do apprecit it!
+< hexhawk> wise folks learn from their mistakes
+< mernilio> hexhawk: not me.. ;-)
+< hexhawk> no one testified that you were wise
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2141
+ Added: Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:05:04 UTC
+%
+<+raela> I know from experience that it hurts my knees if I use one too often :/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2142
+ Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:13:34 UTC
+%
+< arfon> MystKid: Out of curosity, why gentoo and arch?
+< MystKid> cause arch is my favorite adn gentoo cause i will learn a bunch of
+new stuff
+< jake__> Arch is an absolutely brilliant system. I can't stress enough how much
+I learned from it and how amazing it was for me
+< jake__> until it broke
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2143
+ Added: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:43:06 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> There's a Pet Smart in Macon, but I only been to it a couple
+times.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Didn't strike me as anything special.
+<+raela> nah, but I'm a girl.. I like to look at pretty colored collars, or
+check out the cats (when I don't have the dogs)
+<+serotonin> "check out the cats" <--- in preparation for your crazy cat lady
+days?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2144
+ Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:12:04 UTC
+%
+< crocket> I'm back
+< sahko> is that a threat?
+< crocket> no
+< crocket> sahko : I announced my presence to rworkman.
+< crocket> So that he knows I'm here.
+< sahko> ok:)
+< crocket> sahko : I wonder how it's interpreted as a threat.
+< sahko> ask arnold schwarzeneger
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2145
+ Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:18:44 UTC
+%
+<mintee> we're like 2 monkeys trying to fuck a ipv6 football
+<eVil_> a greased up ipv6 football
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2146
+ Added: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:21:51 UTC
+%
+edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout?
+edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I need to
+make sure it's not FF
+edman007:
+http:/*/*meta.slashdot.org/*story/*11/*01/*25/*163257/*Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design
+edman007: derp
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2148
+ Added: Fri, 28 Jan 2011 05:01:53 UTC
+%
+< zayka> hi!
+< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 ms
+< rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow.
+< Romster> is that to first hop? :D
+< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's a bit
+slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice.
+< zayka> thx =)
+< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a thrilling
+counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was breathtaking! I can't
+wait for the sequel.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2150
+ Added: Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:11:54 UTC
+%
+< KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP.
+< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming at people.
+< rob0> oh, that sounds like fun
+< KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill!
+< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then hearing their
+[high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2151
+ Added: Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:59:14 UTC
+%
+< ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2153
+ Added: Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:54:41 UTC
+%
+<Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use
+<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system then?
+<Skywise> yeah
+<KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts?
+<Skywise> no
+<KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100%
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2154
+ Added: Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:21:31 UTC
+%
+< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of my house
+< WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway
+< Olfway> and noone's gotten out
+< Olfway> I'm scared
+< Olfway> Time for the tinfoil hat
+< rob0> The van contains plutonium
+< raela> tinfoil hat? they can still get to you! go for the body suit
+< alienBOB> I think there is a shipment of roms in that van
+< Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril?
+< raela> yes
+< Olfway> oh great
+-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error:
+Connection reset by peer]
+< WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2155
+ Added: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:31:01 UTC
+%
+<KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2156
+ Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:56:08 UTC
+%
+< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops are
+usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it.
+< XDS2010_> randombrain: enlighten me
+< XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ?
+< randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2157
+ Added: Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:49:26 UTC
+%
+*hitest was born during the Cretaceous period
+ *dive was born during the Cretin period
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2158
+ Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:21:47 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood floor, you
+feel it the next day
+<+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started
+<+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P
+<+dive> haha
+* trhodes cringes
+<+serotonin> hahaha
+<+aceofspades19> *drums*
+<+dive> bada boom
+<+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason
+<+dive> you could be right there
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2159
+ Added: Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:35:13 UTC
+%
+sira poops
+<+edman007> Alright its dinner time!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2160
+ Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:57:17 UTC
+%
+< marius> it's ok tj, I forgivey ou
+< marius> now give us a hug!
+< tjfontaine> /akill *!*@*
+< tjfontaine> oops, my /hug alias is broken
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2161
+ Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:29:00 UTC
+%
+< mbreslin> so i'm too lazy to start the projects i bought linodes for, and
+every month i'm like should i even bother to keep them
+< mbreslin> then i /window to this channel and see tacos and smurf ass
+< mbreslin> and i know i have to go another month
+<@pparadis> that's the most awesome example of #linode as a sales vehicle i've
+ever seen.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2162
+ Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:28:08 UTC
+%
+Soul_keeper : I was scratching my ass yesterday and somehow managed to sprain my
+wrist, weirdest thing ...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2163
+ Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:43:58 UTC
+%
+<+pupit> good news everyone!
+<+pupit> :P
+<+Dominian> Your balls dropped!?
+* Dominian ducks
+<+adrien> hahaha
+<+serotonin> hahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2164
+ Added: Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:56:45 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> I can kiss in french
+<+antiwire> but I don't speak it
+<+serotonin> that's not what she said
+<+XGizzmo> Yeah I thought I heard her say you kissed in saint bernard.
+<+antiwire> oh man
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2165
+ Added: Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:38:01 UTC
+%
+<@SelfishMan> When I was your age we had these things called IPv6 and Betamax
+and they were a lot better than your neural-link holocube doohickeys
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2166
+ Added: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:41:56 UTC
+%
+<ravigehlot> I have Slackware installed on VirtualBox. The IP address it shows
+isn't an IP of the class set from the ROUTER. Where is this IP coming from?
+<rob0> Mommy ... where do IP addresses come from?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2167
+ Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:32:08 UTC
+%
+ov3rmind: what bootloader is more secure to prevent one invader off reprograming
+"bios", lilo or grub2, under grub i have problems like that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2168
+ Added: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:35:42 UTC
+%
+< rob0> Alan_Hicks, switch out the overboss' laptop with an
+ Etch-A-Sketch.
+< Alan_Hick> rob0: His is a Mac. He would notice the extra button.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2169
+ Added: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:36:12 UTC
+%
+crocket: /var/log/dmesg is not a history log.
+crocket: Last time I checked, it just contained messages accumulated during the
+boot process but not after.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2172
+ Added: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:17:45 UTC
+%
+< danu5> @batande I do plan on it. I'll be installing wordpress for some people.
+I just meant that the server wasn't even showing static html let alone php :)
+< JshWright> this isn't twitter... the @'s are confusing
+< HoopyCat> pparadis is confusing, heckman is confused, caker is confusering,
+mikegrb has confused
+< HoopyCat> dunno what that has to do with this not being twitter
+< dominikh> I guess that $nick: is the usual way to highlight/reference on IRC,
+not @$nick
+< danu5> $HoopyCat because it looks like a twitter reply. My bad.
+< HoopyCat> danu5: well played
+< batande> lol
+<@mikegrb> lulzZ
+< tjfontaine> I died a little
+< dominikh> I'm still not sure if that was on purpose :/
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2174
+ Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:13:26 UTC
+%
+<jon> I have the time right now, let me get it up
+<jon> wow that sounded vulgar, sheesh.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2175
+ Added: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:01:49 UTC
+%
+< TheDeathly> Hm.
+< TheDeathly> my dad just found an interesting virus.
+< TheDeathly> :/
+< TheDeathly> now to try and fix it
+< TheDeathly> it registered .exe to open with the virus program. now i cant fix
+it seeing as regedit does the same
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2176
+ Added: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:57:31 UTC
+%
+( pprkut) adrien: fits mine just fine :P
+( adrien) hmmm, maybe not too big, would have to check
+( adrien) well, bedtime!
+( pprkut) how many inch? mine is 15.6
+( adrien) same here for now, but I want a smaller one
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2177
+ Added: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:47:31 UTC
+%
+raela: I'm not narcistic enough to write a book
+raela: nor do I like to read what I write
+adrien: "nor do I like to read what I write"
+adrien: here, you just read what you wrote :P
+***raela glares at adrien
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2178
+ Added: Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:28:26 UTC
+%
+<< naoshige>> I have this neat little renaming script here -
+ http://pastie.org/1721562
+<< naoshige>> How do I make it ignore folders named VIDEO_TS and all
+ their content?
+<< geirha>> Uhm. Is that actually bash?
+<< naoshige>> geirha: whats that got to do with it?
+<< geirha>> bash has no setopt command, which leads me to believe it's
+ not a bash script
+<< dive>> sounds like zsh
+<< naoshige>> ok you got me
+<< naoshige>> but the guys in #zsh are jerks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2179
+ Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:43:20 UTC
+%
+<<+ antiwire>> gues wat
+<<+ dive>> you torned off yur spillchucker?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2180
+ Added: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:08:47 UTC
+%
+< Mp5shooter> !library shorewall
+< linbot> Mp5shooter: http://library.linode.com/
+< Mp5shooter> bah
+<@pparadis> pretty sure we don't have anything on shorewall.
+< Mp5shooter> :(
+<@pparadis> there's lots of docs here --> http://www.shorewall.net/
+< tjfontaine> it's pretty straight forward and has plenty of documentation
+already
+< Mp5shooter> I was configuring it last night and I ended up blocking all access
+to my box from outside lol
+<@pparadis> but you should probably be asking yourself why you're setting up a
+firewall.
+<@pparadis> Mp5shooter ^
+< Mp5shooter> pparadis
+< Mp5shooter> well why not? :P
+<@pparadis> that's not a good answer.
+< Mp5shooter> :(
+<@pparadis> do you understand what firewalls do and what they don't do?
+< Mp5shooter> A firewall is a part of a computer system or network that is
+designed to block unauthorized access while permitting authorized
+communications. It is a device or set of devices which is configured to permit
+or deny computer based application upon a set of rules and other criteria.
+<@pparadis> that's a BS answer, too.
+< Mp5shooter> o
+<@pparadis> let me put it this way: what services are you running that you want
+to specifically limit network access to?
+< Mp5shooter> pparadis: umm.. nothing when you put it that way.. lol
+<@pparadis> Mp5shooter: i thought as much.
+* Mp5shooter uninstalls shorewall
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2181
+ Added: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:19:22 UTC
+%
+amin: hello again
+OzanBurada: hello neibour
+amin: 0 down vote favorite
+amin:
+amin: I have php 5.2.17 and i download relevent php-fpmm file
+"php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz " form php-fpm.rg But I don't know how to install
+this patch i use slackware 13.1 x64
+OzanBurada: amin, tar xvf php-5.2.17.tar.gz (or whatever it is called).
+amin: ozanBurada: php5.2.17 is installed in my sys y defult for patching it I
+should download the source of php-5.2.17 too
+OzanBurada: amin, yes you need source code to patch.
+amin: ozanBurada: and configure make &&make install or that just patch -d
+php-5.2.17 -p1 is enough
+OzanBurada: amin, first patch -p1 < "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz
+OzanBurada: then configure make
+Dominian: You'll have to completely rebuild php after you patch that though
+amin: So it is the full compile
+amin: ?
+Dominian: Once you patch the source, you'll have to rebuild php yes.
+thrice`: OzanBurada, patch can understand .gz files?
+macius: amin: if i were you i would get the slackbuild and such from /sources
+and from that add the patch line to the build rgith before the .configure
+Dominian: macius++
+OzanBurada: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1
+Dominian: agree'd .. definitely the 'easiest' route
+thrice`: :-)
+BP{k}: macius: then again we already told him that, what ... five or six times?
+;)
+amin: ooohhh put your guns down it is not enemy
+macius: lol
+amin: zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 use this for patching
+step?
+BP{k}: http://sweet.nodns4.us/
+Dominian: hehe
+thrice`: amin, yes - the patch is gzip'd, so you must first un-gzip it; piping
+it to patch directly just eliminates calling gzip + patch separately
+amin: thrice: ok
+macius: amin: seriously instead of dirtying up your system and probably haveing
+2 instances of php ( not sure if you removeed it yet ) rysnc
+ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/unix/linux/mirrors/slackware/slackware-current/source/n/php/
+, add zcat "php-5.2.17-fpm-0.5.14.diff.gz | patch -p1 to the slackbuild right
+after the cd into the extracted dir and execute the script
+amin: thrice: i execute zcat command and i get a prompt > ready what should I
+do wait?
+thrice`: you didn't pipe it to patch?
+evanton: oh boy, you guys are patient
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2182
+ Added: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:44 UTC
+%
+<Olfway> eh, anyone know some good capture card software that is on sbopkg? I
+tried looking for VLC but I couldn't find it.... or does mplayer support capture
+card?
+<OzanBurada> Olfway, VLC packages avalable from alienBOB's repo.
+<Olfway> how exactly do i get to it (using terminal) sorry, I'm still
+learning...
+<OzanBurada> slackware.org.uk
+<OzanBurada> for unrestricted build.
+<OzanBurada> connie.slackware.com for restricted build.
+<Olfway> so, can i get to it using the terminal? (sudo slackware.org.uk or
+something like that?)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2185
+ Added: Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:18:44 UTC
+%
+<friedbob> Sane just means possessing the sets of psychosis that society deems
+acceptable.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2188
+ Added: Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:21:08 UTC
+%
+< akerl> Is this still the key you're making for backups with duplicity?
+< alg2> yes
+<@caker> But I won't heed the battle call. It puts my backup, puts my backup
+against the wall!
+< alg2> also akerl have you used linkedin to check for admin you looking for,
+someone with many recommendations from ex employers ideally?
+<@caker> Sunday bloody SUNDAY
+< alg2> caker I am almost there I made the Key :D
+< akerl> alg2: where did you put your key when you uploaded it?
+<@caker> Akers unite!
+< alg2> linux remind me of having sex with virgin first time challenging later
+perhaps more fun and easier :)
+< alg2> akerl in root dir
+< akerl> caker :p
+<@caker> :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2189
+ Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:00:44 UTC
+%
+< Oak> \o
+< MLanden> o/ Oak
+< hitest> greetings MLanden
+< MLanden> salutations hitest
+< hitest> :)
+< Oak> hello MLanden. Hope you are well :)
+< MLanden> Oak: in good spirits,thanks...yourself?
+< shonudo> hey MLanden...
+< shonudo> hello all
+< Oak> yes, good :)
+< MLanden> greetings,shonudo
+< shonudo> hey
+< shonudo> good morning Master-Passeli
+< MLanden> Oak: good to hear
+< mako-sama> ......
+< mako-sama> it's sunny today
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2190
+ Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:48:29 UTC
+%
+< nyRednek> i think i'm going to start making circular pocket slide rules
+...
+< Urchlay> does a circular slide rule even make sense? (would it function as a
+slide rule? I dunno how they work...)
+< Urchlay> I mean, a square protractor wouldn't work
+< alisonken1lap> yes - a circular slide rule works fine
+< alisonken1lap> just a little interesting in the centerpiece work
+< Urchlay> a combination circular saw and slide rule...
+< Urchlay> or one of those shuriken throwing star thingies
+< Urchlay> hm, you could major in electrical ninjaneering
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2191
+ Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:10:46 UTC
+%
+< ybit> i'm not sure what the issue is with me logging in for pastebin
+< ybit> http://pastebin.com/qSCe3H4g
+< ybit> so i went there
+<@pparadis> ybit: did you read the message in the dialog box?
+< ybit> yeah
+<@pparadis> ybit: what did the message say?
+< ybit> the server p.linode.com:80 READ ME: user/pass is no/spam requires a
+username and password
+<@pparadis> what did you enter?
+< ybit> in the dialog box
+< ybit> oh, my linode username/password
+<@pparadis> why did you do that?
+< ybit> because i figure that's what it wanted
+<@pparadis> read what you just pasted.
+< ybit> durka durka
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2192
+ Added: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 04:21:11 UTC
+%
+< jeev> logmein sucks
+< thrice`> know what(who) else sucks?
+< jeev> your sister?
+< thrice`> yeah :(
+< jeev> i still wonder how you were named Bilbo and she was named LaShawnda
+< jkwood> Equal opportunity child naming, naturally.
+< jeev> eh, nowhere close to equal height distribution, thrice is 3'11", his
+sister is 5'5"
+< jkwood> Yes, but thrice` was born at full height for revenge.
+< jeev> lol
+
+jkwood: The anti-troll.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2193
+ Added: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:24:55 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> guess wat
+<+antiwire> a girl likes me
+<+NaCl> whoa
+<+raela> did you drug her?
+<+Necos> they haven't seen the iphone yet
+<+Necos> good job on keeping it hidden!
+<+antiwire> I went to the pizza place downtown and I smiled at her while I
+ordered my pizza and and she gave me extra slices!
+<+raela> ...um that seems rather unimpressive
+<+antiwire> dude!
+<+raela> you have to do better than that
+<+pupit> antiwire: dude, how old are you? thats just childish...
+<+antiwire> she hooked me up
+<+antiwire> fuuu all
+<+serotonin> raela, uhm, it's antiwire, it's VERY impressive
+<+antiwire> you're all jelly
+<+antiwire> you are all not geeks or nerds.
+<+antiwire> if you were, you'd appreciate free pizza
+
+46 Minutes later...
+
+<+antiwire> hey
+<+antiwire> my shirt is inside out
+<+antiwire> wtf
+<+trhodes> i do that sometimes
+<+antiwire> OMG my fucking shirt is inside out
+<+antiwire> WTF
+<+raela> ...also I always manage to get my clothes on facing the correct way
+<+raela> wtf is wrong with you
+<+antiwire> oh man wtf
+<+trhodes> if you cut the tags out and wear plain clothes, then it's quite
+doable
+<+antiwire> hey
+<+raela> even on like one hour of sleep and totally confused
+<+raela> I still manage
+<+trhodes> esp. if you're groggy and stuff
+<+raela> dude, trhodes, SEAMS
+<+antiwire> not only inside out, mind you, I have it inside out and the fucking
+tag is in front too
+<+antiwire> omg.
+<+antiwire> how long has it been like this?
+<+raela> how long has it been that way?!
+<+raela> DUDE
+<+antiwire> oh god.
+<+raela> maybe that's why she gave you extra pizza
+<+antiwire> oh man!
+<+raela> she thought you were retarded!!!
+<+antiwire> that's fucked
+<+pupit> antiwire: no wonder you got the extra pizza
+<+antiwire> lmao
+<+antiwire> hahahaha
+<+antiwire> oh. no.
+<+raela> she felt sorry for your ass hahaha
+<+serotonin> antiwire, long enough for the pizza chick to notice and think "wtf,
+that poor guy needs some extra slices"
+<+antiwire> jesus
+<+antiwire> my shirt has been inside out and backwards for god knows how long
+<+antiwire> that is fucked up. but I did flip it right ways now
+<+trhodes> was it at least a brand name or summit ?
+<+antiwire> god damn.
+<+trhodes> coulda played the bling angle
+<+antiwire> I highly doubt it was the bling angle bro
+<+antiwire> oh my god.
+<+NyteOwl> that's why he got extra pizza slices - she felt sorry for him,
+wearing the shirt back to front
+<+antiwire> man fuck that extra pizza
+<+antiwire> fuck that.
+<+antiwire> not gunna eat it now
+<+antiwire> FU
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2194
+ Added: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:46:05 UTC
+%
+<phrag> ahahaha, riend: "i keep losing phones out my pocket" Me: "you need to
+use Secure Pockets Layer"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2195
+ Added: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:01:24 UTC
+%
+<dafydd> eviljames - Apple is like Unix as McDonalds is like food
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2196
+ Added: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:44:18 UTC
+%
+<+raket> is it possible to do NAT with ssh so it listen on eth0 as well as
+127.0.0.1?
+<+raket> eg ssh -L 25:localhost:25 server
+<+antiwire> raket: by default, sshd listens on 0.0.0.0:22
+<+antiwire> aka: any interface
+<+antiwire> if you have a router that is forwarding port to internal systems,
+forward your ssh port through the router to your internal ssh server's LAN IP
+<+antiwire> if the system running sshd is also your router you just need to make
+sure you have allowed access to the sshd port in iptables
+<+raela> oh baby, keep the nerdy talk going, I'm getting turned on
+* raela moans
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+antiwire> raela: don't make me probe your ports.
+<+serotonin> [ in bed ]
+<+raela> oh god! mount my network drive now! I can't take it any longer
+<+raela> !
+<+antiwire> OMG OMG I'm in promiscuous mode!
+<+antiwire> RAW packet injections
+<+antiwire> :D
+<+Roin> dont make jokes about that in 5 years it will be normal to say things
+like that o_O
+<+antiwire> hahaha
+* serotonin considers noobfarm
+<+raela> I don't know enough network terminology to be really raunchy
+<+raela> MY PORTS ARE WIDE OPEN FOR YOU!!
+<+hitest> oh baby
+<+pupit> i would add this to topic.
+<+Roin> lol
+<+hitest> hehe
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2197
+ Added: Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:02:34 UTC
+%
+< notKlaatu> anybody ever bonded interfaces together?
+< notKlaatu> i mean anybody in here.
+< pegwole> I have, but I had to take medication for
+ something I caught afterwards.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2199
+ Added: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:00:26 UTC
+%
+<@CaptainTrek> bikcmp: is operserv misbehaving today
+<@CaptainTrek> :P
+<@bikcmp> there's an operserv?
+<@bikcmp> hint: users shouldn't know about that
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2200
+ Added: Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:57:01 UTC
+%
+< nenolod> freenode and quakenet should merge
+< jayne> why?
+< nenolod> that was not a serious suggestion!
+< jayne> but we'd be the biggest then!
+< ninjaneo> lol
+< jayne> richih would approve, I'm sure
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2203
+ Added: Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:49:05 UTC
+%
+-!- aj00200 [aj00200_fo@FOSSnet/developer/bbot.dev/aj00200] has quit [Quit:
+Client has been disconnected by the FBI]
+< kudu> very funny, aj00200
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2204
+ Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:24:43 UTC
+%
+pupit: !w heaven
+SirBlocksAlot: City Not Found. We're sorry, but the page you have requested was
+not found.The search for "heaven" did not return results.
+antiwire: oh yeah
+antiwire: !w hell
+SirBlocksAlot: antiwire's weather request; Hell, Michigan (42.5DEGN/83.9DEGW);
+Updated: 11:50 PM EDT (April 25, 2011); Conditions: Light Drizzle; Temperature:
+49.6DEGF (9.8DEGC); Windchill: 50DEGF (10DEGC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16;
+Humidity: 94%; Dew Point: 48DEGF (8.9DEGC); Pressure: 29.79 in/1008.7 hPa; Wind:
+ENE at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH)
+antiwire: what now bible boy
+pupit: hahhaa
+pupit: lmao
+antiwire: lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2205
+ Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:00:15 UTC
+%
+< cheshire_fox> mbrochh: you're most likely to find diamond around 20 blocks
+above level 0 (the level before you hit the void)
+< cheshire_fox> even then, its rare
+< cheshire_fox> its as rare as me not using a tampoon
+< cheshire_fox> tampon*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2206
+ Added: Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:15:19 UTC
+%
+< nyRednek> i figure that the time that slackware 13.37 is released, the /topic
+will change here
+< nyRednek> it did when 13.1 was released
+< nyRednek> and when 13.0 was released
+< nyRednek> and 12.2, etc
+< rob0> It's released!!
+< rob0> whew, that feels better
+< byteframe> no shit. it's like, pinch that turd.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2209
+ Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:01:05 UTC
+%
+-!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
+< Amander> my cloak is all screwed up
+<@bikcmp> 01:41:10 -!- Amander [chris@android/Amander] has joined #help
+<@bikcmp> looks fine
+< Amander> nah
+< Amander> FOSSnet/Owner/Amander
+<@bikcmp> not a chance (C)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2210
+ Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 03:03:19 UTC
+%
+<Cody> nothing they take 2 years to answer
+<nobody> How long did you wait?
+<Cody> 10 mins so far
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2211
+ Added: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:19:33 UTC
+%
+< canyouscore> I think I will follow UPGRADE.TXT and copy 13.37 from a iso disk,
+that has been verified
+< gniks> IPSec and IKE are used to stop that
+< Tadgy> gniks: I'd have to be pretty determined to insert myself into your gay
+pr0n to want to go that hassle :P
+< gniks> Tadgy: you woudl
+< canyouscore> woo I didn't mean to start flames
+< Tadgy> gniks: And you'd love it :P
+< Tadgy> canyouscore: You're not... gniks and I are just jesting with eachother
+:)]
+< thumbs> tadgy is just an ass
+< thumbs> !!
+< Tadgy> I love you too baby.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2212
+ Added: Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:47:56 UTC
+%
+<Dirge1> posso ver quais configurac,oes foram usadas para sua compilac,ao? ..
+ex. --prefix=..
+<ananke> we're going to have gpfs on top of cxfs, also nfs/cifs, and dmf for hsm
+<ananke> Dirge1: english :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2213
+ Added: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:28:10 UTC
+%
+< zaltekk> trying to run punkbuster in Wine would be like trying to run Norton
+or McAfee in wine
+< lxslack> clamav?
+< lxslack> It could be used.
+< zaltekk> ....you missed hte poin entirely
+< lxslack> yes.
+< lxslack> I am starting to think I have.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2214
+ Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 00:10:56 UTC
+%
+paul424 : I need to turn large iso file into zip file. How to do that without
+actually compressing it ?
+paul424 : hmm mv foo.iso foo.iso.zip does not work.
+adrien : wut?
+alienBOB : Creating a ZIP file without compressing it? How do you mean
+paul424 : no compression, adding only zip header. so zip is valid.
+adrien : but why?
+adrien : what is the _end_ goal?
+paul424 : my mother is terribly ill and need some ISO in zip format to get
+cured.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2215
+ Added: Sun, 01 May 2011 11:21:17 UTC
+%
+< CathyInBlue> rm -rf /bin/laden
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2216
+ Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:49 UTC
+%
+<@Kyle> Gryllida: He let go of that little secret when he was drunk lol
+<@Kyle> Gryllida: The night we forced him to bed, heh
+<@bikcmp> Kyle: you didn't
+<@bikcmp> Kyle: at 4 am i went outside naked.
+<@Kyle> LMAO
+<@bikcmp> i have a court date.
+<@Spitfire> Next he'll be saying he's got a mom.
+<@bikcmp> ._.
+<@Kyle> That;s quoted
+<@Kyle> jesus christ
+<@bikcmp> yeah.
+<@bikcmp> :/
+<@bikcmp> embarassing.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2217
+ Added: Mon, 02 May 2011 04:15:16 UTC
+%
+Shabbypenguin: bikcmp you can help me
+Shabbypenguin: my brother went on and changed the password for opserv.. any way
+you can reset it for me? :D
+ @Null: baha
+ @bikcmp: yeah
+ @bikcmp: Shabbypenguin: shame
+ @bikcmp: we don't have opserv
+ @bikcmp: :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2218
+ Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:43:38 UTC
+%
+@aj00200: Ohh, yay! Noobfarm!
+* aj00200 ragards noobfarm very seriously
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2219
+ Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 00:53:30 UTC
+%
+<+Gryllida> http://noobfarm.org/index.php?query=JStoker D: Jstoker is not a
+noob?!
+<+JStoker> Woo, I guess.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2220
+ Added: Tue, 03 May 2011 01:15:53 UTC
+%
+Bacta: I think giving my credit card details to Sony was a bad idea
+FailPowah: give it to me instead
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2222
+ Added: Wed, 04 May 2011 10:32:15 UTC
+%
+<sanchaz> anyone play counter strike source?
+<imprint> played it once ..
+<Gryllida> sanchaz: "CSS"
+<Gryllida> sanchaz: I know one guy who plays that
+<Gryllida> Took me a while to realise why he can't "play with CSS" in vim
+<sanchaz> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2223
+ Added: Thu, 05 May 2011 08:00:54 UTC
+%
+<bawolff> Well this is irc
+<bawolff> Where all the males are males, all the females are males, and all the
+16 year old girls are undercover fbi agents
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2225
+ Added: Sun, 08 May 2011 03:02:54 UTC
+%
+<bikcmp> group hug! *hugs JStoker and JCSBot*
+* JStoker hugs JCSBot and bikcmp
+* JCSBot hugs JStoker back
+<JStoker> Aww, JCSBot rejected you...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2226
+ Added: Mon, 09 May 2011 01:52:50 UTC
+%
+<Puddles> I just joined chat service, when does the chat serving begin?
+<Puddles> Time frame please?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2227
+ Added: Thu, 12 May 2011 01:10:11 UTC
+%
+<Rhisa> I wanted someone to penetrate me and test but I didn't know how to
+ask...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2229
+ Added: Fri, 13 May 2011 14:02:14 UTC
+%
+< Bekarfel> JESUS EXISTS!
+<@aj00200> really?
+< Bekarfel> MY BISHOP SAYS HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS
+<@aj00200> intresting...
+< Bekarfel> ... he's always touching my precious jesus
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2230
+ Added: Sat, 14 May 2011 13:01:51 UTC
+%
+11:33:47 *** Terraria (webchat@110.55.2.177) has joined #terraria-fans
+11:33:55 Terraria: hi
+11:34:07 Terraria: ?
+11:34:10 Terraria: Hi All
+11:34:15 *** Terraria is now known as Guest49258
+11:34:38 Guest49258: Hi All
+11:34:50 Guest49258: Any One Plz Talk
+11:35:07 Guest49258: Hey Terraria Fans
+11:35:20 Guest49258: Do You Badly Want Terraria
+11:35:57 *** Guest49258 (webchat@110.55.2.177) has quit (Client Quit)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2231
+ Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 10:26:55 UTC
+%
+<CaptainTrek> i'm no longer needing to use PuTTY to do shit XD
+<Spitfire> I stopped using a potty years ago.
+<Spitfire> I mean, dude, seriously.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2233
+ Added: Sun, 15 May 2011 20:22:29 UTC
+%
+<+raela> and I'm not so nice that I care about the mental health of others :P
+<+dive> raela, when did problems with womens mental health affect men?
+<+raela> dive: lorena bobbit
+<+dive> o
+<+dive> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2236
+ Added: Mon, 16 May 2011 22:21:37 UTC
+%
+< alisonken1lap> I keep forgetting who has ops here :)
+< raela> alisonken1lap, use /msg chanserv access ##slackware list
+< alisonken1lap> ah - have to put that somewhere
+< raela> stick a post-it note on your monitor? :P
+< alisonken1lap> unfortunately, the only monitor I have is at home :(
+< alisonken1lap> the laptop is rather small for that
+< alisonken1lap> or s/small/in backpack too much/
+< raela> put it in sharpie on your forearm each morning
+< alisonken1lap> etch it inside my reading glasses
+< gbz> you can tatoo it next to that murmay you have on your branch since when
+you were a sailor
+< rob0> Sharpie? Those are for wimps. Use a knife and carve it!
+< mancha> tattoo it on a visible yet discrete part of your body, maybe inner
+thigh?
+< raela> mancha: imagine if you need to look it up while in a public place,
+though
+< alisonken1lap> that only works when you're wearing shorts - the noc is too
+cold to wear shorts for me
+< raela> put it on your chest upside down.. when you need to see it, pull up
+your shirt and look down
+< mancha> raela, we'll post his bail!
+< raela> mancha: yeah! and if they try to press charges, we can take it to court
+and testify that it was for the good of the IRC channel
+< dive> if we go to court and testify for him he'll probably end up in a bouncy
+cell ;)
+< alisonken1lap> at least it won't be a court martial type court
+< mancha> Reuters (Los Angeles): Los Angeles' reknowned computer flasher has
+struck again. In what police call a carefully orchestrated sting operation,
+known area flasher, alisonken1lap, was caught once again with his pants down, so
+to speak. The perp, was heard shouting "I was just looking up the ##slackware
+ops" as he was taken away in cuffs. Onlookers were puzzled by the rants and
+raves.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2238
+ Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 12:13:19 UTC
+%
+< ARob> I say we turn that 3T in to 15T and back up the internet
+< alan> heh. We've only got space for 4 disks. Where're you gonna get hard
+drives that big?
+<@rob0> Texas!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2239
+ Added: Tue, 17 May 2011 21:58:27 UTC
+%
+<+kgs> I am considering downloading ubuntu.. not to use it. Just to have it.
+Maybe I will run it for a few moments in a vm.. what do you guys think?
+<+surrounder> kgs: do you like to torture yourself ?
+<+mrcarrot> kgs: download openbsd instead :)
+<+surrounder> openbsd++
+<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 18 reputation points.
+<+mrcarrot> openbsd++
+<@SirBlocksAlot> openbsd now has 19 reputation points.
+<+serotonin> openbsd++
+<+Olfway> kgs: isn't there a toaster over there in the corner that's been wantin
+your dick for a while?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2241
+ Added: Wed, 18 May 2011 07:44:10 UTC
+%
+<+sira> i didn't have ahh one of those thingies for tires
+<+sira> the lifter thingy
+<+fuzzbawl> jack?
+<+sira> yeah
+<+sira> hahahah
+<+sira> :|
+<+serotonin> hahaha
+<+sira> the name some how escaped me
+<+sira> well i have one that comes with my car but it's so tiny
+<+Olfway> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2242
+ Added: Thu, 19 May 2011 04:27:38 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> i'm fixing that girl's laptop this weekend
+< serotonin> antiwire, bout damn time!
+<+Olfway> chicka wow wow
+<+MLanden> antiwire: the one with the mac?...kudo's to you,bro!
+<+aceofspades19> antiwire: is she hot?
+<+Dominian> antiwire: Is that what they call it these days?
+<+Dominian> "Oh yeah.. gonna 'fix' yer laptop alright..."
+<+Olfway> [chicka wow wow]
+<+Dominian> "have a seat.. let me get to work"
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+antiwire> :D
+<+Olfway> "hey, babe, check out my Hard Drive... it's gottah lottah ram, and
+it's not a floppy"
+01:35 <+antiwire> I'm going to gain root and execute privileged commands on
+private memory space
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2245
+ Added: Sat, 21 May 2011 05:47:57 UTC
+%
+< deskey> i am trying to edit the lilo
+< deskey> i have slack64 and slack32 and ubuntu installed
+< deskey> i can boot to any of those except the ubuntu
+< deskey> anyone know whats the boot image for ubuntu/
+< deskey> image = /ubuntu64/boot/vmlinuz-2.6.38-8-generic
+< deskey> this is what i have added on the lilo config.. but when i select this
+it just appears as a black screen and i can see the caps lock blinks.. thats it
+< Tadgy> Slackware's LILO won't boot ubuntu.
+< Tadgy> It's a safety feature.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2248
+ Added: Sun, 22 May 2011 14:51:40 UTC
+%
+LuMi: Windows is for playing games, Linux is for being productive and Mac is for
+hipsters :3
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2249
+ Added: Mon, 23 May 2011 00:01:32 UTC
+%
+<[3]nertia> Is there such a thing as a good pathelogical liar?
+<KyleXY> [3]nertia: sure there is lol
+<Nebulae> Ted Bundy
+<KyleXY> Bill Gates
+<KyleXY> :P
+* KyleXY chuckles
+<KyleXY> He tells himself windows is secure all the ding dong day :p
+<Nebulae> Indeed. Both were excellent liars
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2250
+ Added: Fri, 27 May 2011 01:48:25 UTC
+%
+<@Kyle> My auto replace list
+<@Kyle> 20:25 Key Value Auto
+<@Kyle> 20:25 e E yes
+<@Kyle> 20:25 <3 cH- yes
+<@Kyle> 20:25 lol heh, yes
+<+Grille> when you say 'lol' it says 'heh,'?
+* Grille giggles.
+< @Kyle> heh, yep
+<+Grille> "lol yep"? :-P
+<@Kyle> Grille: I had done it so that mikegb's script in #linode wouldn't
+trigger anymore ;)
+<@Kyle> and it makes me look a tad more professional in the long run :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2251
+ Added: Sat, 28 May 2011 00:29:31 UTC
+%
+<@mughi> argh.. i really need to rewrite this pile of crap.. fscking growing a
+table BY COLUMNS
+<@pparadis> wait what?
+<@tjfontaine> wut!
+<@pparadis> like instead of an INSERT it's an ADD COLUMN?!?!
+<@mughi> never let electrical engineers write code
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2252
+ Added: Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:40:16 UTC
+%
+And the winner goes to:
+
+<<+ NaCl>> hey Dominian
+<<+ NaCl>> I locked myself out of noobfarm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2256
+ Added: Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:46:59 UTC
+%
+< navi> !urmom
+<+linbot> navi: Yo mommas so ugly she scared off the crabs in your dads pants
+(824:4/7) [murom]
+* navi cries
+< navi> That one's just mean
+< navi> *sniffle*
+< InitHello> that's kind of the point, isn't it?
+< navi> InitHello: No, they're supposed to be witty yet derogatory
+< InitHello> oh
+< InitHello> urmom so dumb, she thought apt-get was a shortcut to get into the
+projects?
+< InitHello> like that?
+< SelfishMan> I don't get it
+< InitHello> apt = apartment
+< InitHello> projects = government funded housing
+< navi> InitHello: That is humourous.
+< SelfishMan> can't she just fill out the application?
+< navi> apt as in apartment.
+< InitHello> why bother, when she can just ... apt-get
+< InitHello> exactly, navi
+< SelfishMan> apt-get manages packages though
+< InitHello> it's a pun, SelfishMan
+< navi> I think there's a certain 5 letter word for this situation
+< InitHello> based on a layman's knowledge of "apt" and "get"
+< SelfishMan> hmm...yeah, still not getting the pun part of it
+< navi> T___L
+< waltman> It's a jo...I say, I joke, son.
+< navi> Towel? Nah.
+< InitHello> i.e. "apt-get" == "apartment GET"
+< SelfishMan> any joke that needs to be explained this much really isn't very
+funny
+< InitHello> or went over your head
+< akerl> InitHello: Why it needs to be explained isn't relevant. Move on
+< InitHello> moving right along
+
+My hobby: making people explain jokes and then blaming the quality of the joke
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2258
+ Added: Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:03:50 UTC
+%
+Day three of the South East Linux Fest
+
+< rworkman> he
+< rworkman> my findgerxs are not wrorkndkg
+< rworkman> wd just toalkd e3to dosme thot hrils
+< rworkman> um
+< rworkman> we hust talkd to some hot tirlts
+< rworkman> is holld sho go tsleep
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2259
+ Added: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:26:34 UTC
+%
+<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man
+<+acidchild> I live in a caravan,
+<+acidchild> I turn't on the gas,
+<+acidchild> And i burnt my ass,
+<+acidchild> I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2261
+ Added: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:07:27 UTC
+%
+<Olfway> are you blond?
+<rand0mbr4nd> no
+<rand0mbr4nd> i dyed my hair
+<Olfway> are you sure
+<Olfway> whats your natural color?
+<rand0mbr4nd> blonde
+<Olfway> i rest my case
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2263
+ Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:09:14 UTC
+%
+< dell> one of the best explanation for emacs
+< dell> GNU Emacs = Generally Not Used Except by Middle-Aged Computer
+Scientists.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2264
+ Added: Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:46:15 UTC
+%
+* byteframe is a big dummy who cleaned his lcd with 90% rubbing alchol.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2265
+ Added: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:58:07 UTC
+%
+<+raela> eww, the neighbors are having sex again
+<+serotonin> "oooh, aaah, HARDER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!"
+< MLanden> serotonin: lol...and the ceiling caves in
+<+serotonin> hehe
+<+serotonin> raela, If that happened, raela would have a heart attack I think.
+:P
+<+serotonin> err MLanden ^^^^
+<+raela> luckily, I live in a single story apartment
+<+raela> I do however hear their poor bedframe creaking
+< antiwire> go bang on their door and ask if they've seen your dog
+< antiwire> look all scared too
+<+chopp> no, bang on the door and say "let me in for a threesome, or stfu!"
+<+serotonin> "Yeah, we've seen your dog, he was watching us a few min
+ago....tried to lick my ass, but I kicked him away"
+<+raela> hell no. my ass is saying in here
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2266
+ Added: Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:02:10 UTC
+%
+< pegwole> Let's be completely honest though about
+ consoles, buying the 360 is like getting a
+ pet with cancer, you don't know when it's
+ going to die but you know it won't last very
+ long. Buying a PS3 is like getting married,
+ you forget you have friends, your money goes
+ to your new lifestyle, and after a while
+ people stop calling you. Buying a Wii is
+ like adopting a special needs child, they can
+ do a lot of things other kids can do but for
+ some reason they tend to break your TV much
+ more often than other children.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2267
+ Added: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:57:03 UTC
+%
+-!- jesse_ [~jesse@14.139.58.197] has joined #ubuntu
+<jesse_> hello
+<jesse_> anyone using Ubuntu here..!!
+<Zolty1> Nope we are all mac users
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2268
+ Added: Tue, 05 Jul 2011 05:23:01 UTC
+%
+< GauHelldragon> when i grow up i am going to be a bikcmp
+< bikcmp> oh god.
+<@Spitfire> You might have to grow down for that.
+< bikcmp> oh fuck you Spitfire
+<@Spitfire> :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2269
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:02:38 UTC
+%
+<ActionParsnip> jiltdil: if you want faster installs at command line, use
+apt-fast :)
+<jiltdil> ActionParsnip:is apt-fast is new
+<jiltdil> ActionParsnip: is apt-fast is providing good service that apt-get
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2270
+ Added: Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:49:01 UTC
+%
+<+nachox_> hmm, marshmallows have to be heated?
+<+nachox_> or they are supposed to be eaten raw?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2271
+ Added: Sat, 09 Jul 2011 19:24:16 UTC
+%
+< mancha> is "salix" french for theft?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2272
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:11:15 UTC
+%
+<Kays> Python 3.2.1 is here!
+<tjay> python is a new kind of bot ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2273
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 05:54:10 UTC
+%
+* hitest lets loose a window rattling fart
+* adrien breathes
+* dive faints
+* Mortvert lights a match
+* hitest explodes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2275
+ Added: Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:44:22 UTC
+%
+<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get familiar with
+linux commands and that's fast and very simple?
+<rgr> SimeonK: the most used one.
+<rgr> Ubuntu.
+<rgr> #ubuntu
+<SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple
+<rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features?
+<rgr> do you want a gui?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2276
+ Added: Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:58:13 UTC
+%
+<< crocket>> Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access
+to audio to users?
+<< theborger>> it uses speakers
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2279
+ Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 04:04:22 UTC
+%
+-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: +BP{k}, +eviljames, +Cyranix0r,
++serotonin, +pim_, +trhodes, +Delahunt, +mr_sleepy, +kgs, +raela, (+38 more,
+use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
+<+antiwire> what. the. fuck.
+<+antiwire> they left us
+<+antiwire> oh great, we're alone with Alan_Hicks
+<+Olfway> O.o
+<+antiwire> hide yer kids, hide yer wife, hide yo husbands! dey rapin' ery'
+body!
+<+Olfway> what just happened?
+<+antiwire> the internet broke
+<+antiwire> looks like we are stranded on a orphaned server
+<+antiwire> our server lost link with the rest of the freenode
+<+Olfway> oh gods...
+<+Olfway> WE"RE STRANDED!!!!
+<+Olfway> we're going to have to eat each other in order to survive...
+<+antiwire> that is...if Alan_Hicks doesn't eat us all first :o
+<+Olfway> =o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2280
+ Added: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:34:18 UTC
+%
+<@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad?
+<@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good
+<+Olfway_> !8ball Does serotonin like it in the butt?
+<@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes
+<@serotonin> lmao
+<+Olfway_> hahahahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2281
+ Added: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:57:14 UTC
+%
+<gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD
+<gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with!
+<gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2283
+ Added: Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:09:27 UTC
+%
+<axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad
+<axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2284
+ Added: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:11:32 UTC
+%
+Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough?
+Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2285
+ Added: Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:22:06 UTC
+%
+21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2286
+ Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:59:02 UTC
+%
+<crocket> Oh my god
+<crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address.
+<rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2287
+ Added: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:42:17 UTC
+%
+Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core
+than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
+Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could
+do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
+Master-Passeli: please, no more details
+evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons
+Master-Passeli: hey please!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2288
+ Added: Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:51:38 UTC
+%
+<+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;)
+* Olfway_ strangles BP{k}
+<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to be cute...
+<+kethry> occasionaly anyway
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ
+<+Olfway_> kethry: lol
+-!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2291
+ Added: Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:18:29 UTC
+%
+<+raela> were you waiting for me to say something?
+<+sero> yes, I'm evil like that
+<+sero> I will wait for YEARS if necessary.
+<+raela> damn
+<+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike
+<+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2292
+ Added: Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:35:16 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> !urban cock mangler
+<@SirBotsAlot> A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful
+of cock.
+<+aceofspades19> ewww
+<+antiwire> lol
+<+sero> hahaha
+<+Olfway> !urban black and decker pecker wrecker
+<@SirBotsAlot> (n.) A black chick with braces.
+<+sero> hahaha
+<+antiwire> omfg
+<+sero> lmao
+<+Olfway> i almost threw up laughing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2293
+ Added: Tue, 09 Aug 2011 05:14:38 UTC
+%
+<+BP{k}> ./configure --with-mozzerella=yes --with-tomatoes=yes --with-herbes &&
+make
+ pizza-all && make install DESTDIR=/dev/stomach
+<+dive> noms
+<+Olfway> heh
+<+raela> mmm pizza
+< Dominian> hrm can install directly to a dev like that BP{k}
+< Dominian> mount -t stomachacid /dev/stomach /mnt/stomach
+< Dominian> make install DESTDIR=/mnt/stomach
+< Dominian> Just becareful when you 'unmount'..
+< Dominian> that's usually when /dev/toilet comes int o play
+<+dive> dd if=/mnt/lowerintestine of=/brighton/beach
+<+BP{k}> Dominian: well you definately don't want to use umount -f
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2295
+ Added: Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:49:24 UTC
+%
+<< tools>> I am having a problem with IRC - Can anyone see what I
+ writer
+<< antiwire>> tools: no, try reconnecting
+ <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [quit] [Client Quit]
+<< antiwire>> lmao
+ >>>>>> tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk
+<< tools>> Having a problem with IRC can anyone see what I write ?
+<< antiwire>> tools: same deal, try once more.
+<< tools>> I have just tried
+<< antiwire>> just again
+<< antiwire>> 1 more
+<< tools>> Are u doing this for fun ?
+<< antiwire>> :>
+<< tools>> LULZ
+ <<<<<< tools!1000@56344871.rev.stofanet.dk [part] []
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2296
+ Added: Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:46:10 UTC
+%
+questionsabout joined #ubuntu
+<questionsabout> i like mint bbut i have got personally problems with his owner
+<questionsabout> should i change it ?
+<ultrixx> questionsabout: yes, change to windows
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2297
+ Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:26:55 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> The closest word to what crocket means that I can think of is
+"Catholic priest".
+* Alan_Hicks tosses the flame bait out there.
+* Alan_Hicks is a troll today.
+<+crocket> catholic priest
+<+Alan_Hicks> crocket: Yeah. You're a 30 year old virgin who likes girls less
+than half his age, right? That's what a Catholic priest is.
+<+crocket> Alan_Hicks, I'm not 30 yet.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2298
+ Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:49 UTC
+%
+19:33:38 chupacabra | where do I get google chrome?
+19:33:47 taleon | google.com/chrome
+19:33:54 chupacabra | lol ok.
+19:33:58 chupacabra | tks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2299
+ Added: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:36:48 UTC
+%
+nullvalue: i want to add connect to socks5 to my perl script
+nullvalue: how may i do it
+nullvalue: pls
+alpha--: tried searching cpan?
+yrg: IO::Socket::Socks ?
+nullvalue: gotcha
+StoneWork: Just don't use that with Appliance::Dryer
+Gasseus: there's a module Appliance::Dryer?
+StoneWork: Io::Socket::Socks objects tend to go missing
+StoneWork: if you use them together
+yrg: :)
+StoneWork: usually only one half of the socket pair though
+StoneWork: so it's hard to track down
+Gasseus: LOL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2303
+ Added: Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:59:26 UTC
+%
+<ferdna> mancha, how do you listen to tty?
+<ferdna> cat /dev/tty
+<mancha> ferdna i have no idea what you're up to any more. i can no longer help.
+<ferdna> mancha, lol... i just want to see my message from wall... and you say
+that i have to listen to tty
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2304
+ Added: Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:12:13 UTC
+%
+<+Olfway> was making my 3am sammich
+<+Olfway> this thing is like a stoner's dream... turkey, 5 second bacon, BBQ
+sauce crushed up Diritos, mayo, grey pupon mustard, sweet relish...
+<+sero> haha, damn
+<+Olfway> that or I may be pregnant >>
+<+sero> Olfway: should I send a cardiologist to your house? :P
+<+Olfway> if I feel anything kicking, I'll let you know...
+* sero puts an OBGYN on standby....
+<+sero> "no, I'm not joking, it's a dude and he thinks he's in labor......."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2305
+ Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:37:04 UTC
+%
+< homie> how much is a buck ?
+< Tadgy> 20 for oral, 30 for pen...
+< Tadgy> Oh, you said buck.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2306
+ Added: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:47:55 UTC
+%
+Tadgy : Passwords should be stored in your head.
+thumbs : Tadgy: all your passwords are related to sex or similar then, I
+presume?
+alienBOB : Iranian black ops guy to Tadgy : "please give head"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2307
+ Added: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:37:52 UTC
+%
+< surHAAT> heya NightTiger o//
+< NightTiger> Hey there! New nick?
+< surHAAT> temporary
+<+dive> assHAAT
+<+theborger> he goes by lots of names, here we just call him, Love Tunnel
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2308
+ Added: Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:25:35 UTC
+%
+21:42 <+jlindsay> You guys run into tracker yet? Yet another semantic desktop
+search thing, for Gnome this time. Tons of IO, I killed it with fire.
+21:42 <+notKlaatu> i saw a blog that was highlighting some of the semantic ideas
+and....i hated them all them all
+21:44 < unixclubhouse> wow... your all worked up tonight
+21:44 <+notKlaatu> well somebody said "semantic"
+21:44 <+notKlaatu> that word used to MEAN something.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2309
+ Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:53:06 UTC
+%
+* Now talking in ##windows
+<quasar> my googlefu is failing me, anyone know if there's a way to change
+cmd.exe's default tab size?
+<neverblue> as in the key sent to cmd ?
+<quasar> as in the output width when a \t character is displayed.. default is 8
+and I'd like to make that 4
+<neverblue> use \t/2 ?
+* quasar headdesk
+
+This was somewhat deserved, wasn't it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2310
+ Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:02:11 UTC
+%
+< Narrenschiff> yeah I had "my_little_pony.torrent" in my downloads
+< Narrenschiff> supervisor asked if it was bestiality porn
+< Narrenschiff> I thought "what's least embarrassing thing to say in this
+ circumstance"
+< evolv> bestiality is less embarrassing than actually enjoying my little pony,
+Narrenschiff
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2311
+ Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:38:30 UTC
+%
+* Mortvert pokes brabo with office suite
+* brabo smacks Mortvert in the head
+* Mortvert defends with windows xp home ed.
+<Mortvert> I found one, lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2312
+ Added: Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:43:16 UTC
+%
+<+PerfieM> I'm gonna be the new addition to staff!
+<+PerfieM> YAAAAYYY
+<+bazhang> that can't be good
+<+PerfieM> bazhang: that would be the day freenode burns in hell
+<+KindOne> PerfieM, the day that happens, is the day freenode runs on Windows,
+using officeIRC
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2314
+ Added: Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:42:56 UTC
+%
+Tadgy: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating an animal cruely... but
+they don't have "rights". If i'm hungry, I eat them. If they annoy me, I kick
+them. If i'm horny...
+rob0: that's a true Tadgy gem!
+pupit: lmao
+Habitual: meow means NO!
+rob0: I pity those who /ignore you, they missed a good one.
+pupit: lmao again
+alienBOB: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in treating Tadgy cruelly... but
+if i'm annoyed, I kick him
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2315
+ Added: Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:06 UTC
+%
+<@rworkman> I got some new deoderant. Instructions said "remove cap and push up
+bottom."
+<@Dominian> lol
+<@rworkman> It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2316
+ Added: Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:15:51 UTC
+%
+Alan_Hicks : There's nothing inherently insecure about php+mysql, just a shit
+ton of apps poorly coded with lots of flaws.
+Dominian : like noobfarm
+Alan_Hicks : Precisely.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2317
+ Added: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:49:20 UTC
+%
+< pegwole> threethirty: Why were you logged in as root earlier?
+< threethirty> i was booted into partedmagic trying to zero out this drive
+< pegwole> Well that's fun, I successfully convinced a chick I know that
+ squirrels lay eggs. That's what acorns are, and that's why
+ squirrels build nests. I also told her that when you see a
+ squirrel carrying an acorn you should chase it down and take it,
+ because it's about to eat a baby squirrel.
+< pegwole> This autumn should be pretty fun for me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2319
+ Added: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:13:51 UTC
+%
+noobsaib00t|8757 joined
+<rindolf> thef1y: hi. [22:38:14]
+<thef1y> hello [22:38:21]
+noobsaib00t|9957 joined
+<DrForr> Evening. [22:40:38]
+noobsaib00t|3899 joined
+noobsaib00t|6114 joined
+noobsaib00t|8322 joined
+noobsaib00t|7376 joined
+<DrForr> Oh gawd, inbound. [22:41:28]
+mode +o apeiron by ChanServ
+mode +r by apeiron
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|7376 Reason: [shouldn't]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8322 Reason: [you]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|6114 Reason: [be]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|3899 Reason: [in]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|9957 Reason: [school]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t|8757 Reason: [right]
+apeiron kicked noobsaib00t Reason: [now]
+<ncow> wow
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2320
+ Added: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:54:22 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> Sure that unicorn on your tit looks nice now, but in ten years
+those boobs will start to sag a little and the horn is gonna look like a flaccid
+penis.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2321
+ Added: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:23:12 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> just when I thought pooping on company time was one of my favorite
+things to do
+< Dominian> lol
+< thrice`> I then discovered angry birds while pooping while on company time
+< Dominian> lmfao
+< andarius> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2322
+ Added: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:03:04 UTC
+%
+<Jan> Note to myself: Never ever try to look into a fuel tank again with a
+lighter...
+<Jan> (I've tried it in a 2D-Game... I almost finished this level but then the
+explosion destroyed my motorcycle. :s )
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2323
+ Added: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:01:12 UTC
+%
+<+trhodes> wgetting lunch ?! cool!!
+<+trhodes> i wanna try that :P
+<+Dominian> trhodes: that was a total typo too
+<+Dominian> lol
+<+trhodes> nerd typo!
+<+Dominian> no shit!
+<+Dominian> I am AWESOME
+<+trhodes> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2324
+ Added: Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:22:07 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> I love mcdicks fries
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2325
+ Added: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:33:12 UTC
+%
+<EyesIsMine> HOLY
+<EyesIsMine> Real memory: 3.74 GB total / 179.21 MB free Swap space: 7.31 GB
+total / 1.64 GB free
+<EyesIsMine> THAT'S NOT GOOD
+<orbit> that's less than ideal.
+<EyesIsMine> what the hell is taking up all the real memory
+<EyesIsMine> Running processesI293
+<EyesIsMine> I guess they are
+<orbit> firefox.
+<EyesIsMine> nope
+<EyesIsMine> woah.
+* orbit arches an eyebrow
+<EyesIsMine> ... waiting .......................
+<EyesIsMine> damnit
+<EyesIsMine> Maybe I should sudo aptitude upgrade
+<gry> Hahahahahahaha.
+* orbit arches an eyebrow
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2326
+ Added: Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:03:02 UTC
+%
+<+eviljames> Long story short, sero installed some artificial learning module on
+the bot
+<+eviljames> it started learning from the channel's banter
+<+eviljames> and was promptly driven insane
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2327
+ Added: Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:41:12 UTC
+%
+<+sero> I break shit in ways others don't even fucking dream of!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2328
+ Added: Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:46:00 UTC
+%
+<+Dominian> "Son, what are you doing?" "Mom, I'm practicing safe sex with the
+penguin.. ya know.. the taller the girl.. the easier the access!"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2329
+ Added: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:10:13 UTC
+%
+<rst> sure, perl is faster than python for a few things
+<@epixoip> a few things?
+<@epixoip> name one thing python is faster at.
+<rebeccablack> dev time :)
+<rebeccablack> lol
+<@epixoip> only if you don't know perl.
+<@Apsu> ^
+<rebeccablack> heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2330
+ Added: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:46:42 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> wow, this pc repair business was spamming the computer services
+ section of the fraser valley craiglist and so I emailed
+the
+ company and told them they should stop spamming and they
+told me to fuck off
+<+aceofspades19> literally they said 'you sir can fuck right off'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2331
+ Added: Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:49:34 UTC
+%
+< crocket> I'm using xfce 4.6.2, and if I select a desktop icon and move a
+window around it, the icon gets glithces.
+< crocket> Is this bug fixed?
+<+rworkman> Yes. Don't do that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2332
+ Added: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:38:36 UTC
+%
+* aceofspades19 wonders what #offtopic will say when and if I have a kid
+<+sero> even with her tubes tied, raela has a better chance of having a kid than
+ you aceofspades19...... :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2333
+ Added: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:50:19 UTC
+%
+<bikcmp> JStoker: hm. any other distro's worth peeking at?
+<bikcmp> aside from debian.
+<JStoker> debian
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2334
+ Added: Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:38:12 UTC
+%
+< ScreamerX> is slackware dead?
+< Skywise> yes
+< Skywise> we're all here in mourning
+< ScreamerX> is there any replacement available?
+< Skywise> it was one of a kind
+< ScreamerX> was?
+< Skywise> its dead now
+< ScreamerX> which distribution?
+< Skywise> slackware
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2335
+ Added: Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:36:10 UTC
+%
+<+danc3> didja ever wonder why men are so *BOGGLED* by boobs? I mean, really
+they're just lumps of fat. What's the attraction, other than we don't have
+ them?
+<+trhodes> they're a way to show off, i guess
+<+trhodes> "advertisement" maybe
+<+danc3> yeah, probably true
+<+NyteOwl> they resemble the buttocks cleavage from behind and elicit erotic
+thoughts of genitalia :p
+<+danc3> haha
+<+danc3> perhaps it's how they come in such a variety of shapes and sizes
+<+danc3> they're like snowflakes
+<+NyteOwl> lol
+<+danc3> except they last longer
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2337
+ Added: Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:24:25 UTC
+%
+<Spitfire> For every message you send there's a 3/10 probability that I'll
+laugh.
+<bikcmp> i see
+<bikcmp> that's cool
+<Spitfire> lol
+<bikcmp> oh you suck
+<Spitfire> :P
+<bikcmp> really, stop it
+<bikcmp> :(
+<Spitfire> Haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2338
+ Added: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:08:19 UTC
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> I just drove hundreds of miles in unknown places
+<+Alan_Hicks> SpaceJockey: I wouldn't be bragging about riding around inside
+your mother's ass crack.
+<+NyteOwl> Alan_Hicks: he said "unknown" places :p
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2339
+ Added: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:56:59 UTC
+%
+-!- antiwire [~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire] has joined ##slackware-offtopic
+-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+v antiwire] by AgentAnderson
+<+antiwire> guys
+<+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you.
+<+Olfway> you got laid?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2340
+ Added: Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:20:37 UTC
+%
+<+adrien> let's have sex together
+<+antiwire> XD
+<+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2342
+ Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:52:02 UTC
+%
+<+BP{k}> heels > flats.
+<+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh
+<+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something?
+<+antiwire> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2343
+ Added: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:07:16 UTC
+%
+* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with
+him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come
+back at 5 pm :P
+<+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2344
+ Added: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:48:34 UTC
+%
+< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
+< thrice`> looks weird to me
+< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
+< andarius> To soak up the pee :o
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2345
+ Added: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:34:26 UTC
+%
+<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
++aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
+<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone
+<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ?
+<+Dominian> adaptr: nope
+<+Dominian> all at once
+<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2349
+ Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:36:58 UTC
+%
+fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my
+to-do list" a priority
+fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today
+Boss: true
+fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass?
+Boss: false
+fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values
+Boss: undefined
+fuzzbawl: lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2350
+ Added: Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:29:18 UTC
+%
+<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros
+of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2353
+ Added: Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:09:11 UTC
+%
++adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
++hitest | yep
++hitest | she takes after her mother
++hitest | :)
++adrien | huh?
++adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise
++adrien | :p
++hitest | haha
++hitest | ++
++hitest | good one
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2354
+ Added: Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:51 UTC
+%
+< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
+< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
+< cliched> your not an admin
+< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am
+-!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ
+< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
+< bikcmp> :-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2359
+ Added: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 05:35:39 UTC
+%
+<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car
+engine.
+<+theborger> must of been my wife
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2360
+ Added: Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:32:59 UTC
+%
+< Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from
+util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill
+from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it.
+< Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day.
+< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies?
+< Skaperen> not completely dead
+< Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2361
+ Added: Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:01:56 UTC
+%
+* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey
+Olfway fetch :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2362
+ Added: Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:08:44 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't
+working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
+<+aceofspades19> I was like ..
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2363
+ Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:39:44 UTC
+%
+<+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D
+<@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -..
+<+Olfway> wtf...
+<+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big....
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2364
+ Added: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:39:20 UTC
+%
+<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart
+<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ?
+<+adaptr> you virgin you
+<+Olfway> NOT.NOT
+<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr
+<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do
+<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2366
+ Added: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:52:12 UTC
+%
+<<+aceofspades1>> well it gets this cold about once a year
+<<+ dive>> yeah it's called 'winter'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2369
+ Added: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:16:10 UTC
+%
+* Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild
+<+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over.....
+<+sero> !weather Hell, MI
+<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a
+temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and
+it's Clear.
+<+sero> yup, look at that.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2370
+ Added: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:21:37 UTC
+%
+< four_20> where's Olfway?
+< Sammies843> idk.
+< four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit
+(13 minutes later)
+< Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2371
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:43:05 UTC
+%
+< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin.
+< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i
+told the guy to point the antenna your way"
+< pegwole> He lives across town.
+< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works...
+< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2372
+ Added: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:58:57 UTC
+%
+<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back
+into my room it smelled like a sewer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2373
+ Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:06:27 UTC
+%
+<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2374
+ Added: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:42:36 UTC
+%
+@trhodes | @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!"
+",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<<
+<<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>."
+@AgentAnderson | trhodes: Error: Input too short.
++edman007 | that's what she said
+@trhodes | lmao
++hitest | lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2375
+ Added: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:19:40 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is
+the deal with that?
+<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2377
+ Added: Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:01:34 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog
+<+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2378
+ Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:39:48 UTC
+%
+<LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops
+<LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2379
+ Added: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:49:15 UTC
+%
+< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 year old
+ kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2380
+ Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:55:10 UTC
+%
++kgs | Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning?
++kgs | Is it because of farts or something?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2381
+ Added: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:05:46 UTC
+%
+<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to rescale it to
+four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload the original, and G13 to
+go back a picture>
+[grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now
+[grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000
+ photos to go through
+[pegwole] Nice to know you're looking at porn right now.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2382
+ Added: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:36:48 UTC
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell
+<+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source
+<+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap
+<+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2384
+ Added: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:32:48 UTC
+%
+<@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now?
+<@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again.
+<@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2385
+ Added: Sun, 19 Feb 2012 04:34:53 UTC
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> I like the term "muff" it just sounds soft and furry
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2387
+ Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:58:53 UTC
+%
+<@alienBOB> I dislike people in other channels who tell someone to go asl in
+##slackware if their own distro folk refuse or are unable to help
+<@alienBOB> We are not your fucking helpdesk
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2388
+ Added: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:22:45 UTC
+%
+<@sero> @eightball Is CaptObviousman an old fart?
+<@AgentAnderson> sero: Obviously.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2389
+ Added: Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:13:16 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> I don't always browse goat pr0n, but when I do, I use port 53
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2390
+ Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:31:00 UTC
+%
+incognitus : hi all, i ahve deleted the group floppy, but now i want to have
+that group in case i need to use a floppy image
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2391
+ Added: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:13:17 UTC
+%
+<+BP{k}> in catholic church .. religion fucks you.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2392
+ Added: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:06:07 UTC
+%
+<+phobos_anomaly> awww damnit... my cat opened the fridge and got into my
+chinese
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2393
+ Added: Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:00:04 UTC
+%
+-!- fortpark [~fortpark@it-hurts-when-i-poop.dalsk.com] has joined ##slackware
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2396
+ Added: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:08:34 UTC
+%
+(+ Olfway) ## makes me want to snort massive amounts of coke
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2397
+ Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:24:38 UTC
+%
+<Unit193> Girl? What's that?
+<danopia> it's a type of program that segfaults if you make a single mistake
+while using it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2398
+ Added: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:58:08 UTC
+%
+< CaptObviousman> it is official steak&bj day, I'd forgotten
+* | andarius heads over to BP{k}'s place
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2399
+ Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:17:01 UTC
+%
+<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a blowjob,
+its pi day
+<+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately.
+<+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today
+* CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his index
+finger/thumb tonight
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of the
+helpers, not the helpees
+<+eviljames> bahahahahaha
+<+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA
+<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, but lord
+that would hurt like hell
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2400
+ Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:20:15 UTC
+%
+<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a god damn
+cup in it
+<+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2401
+ Added: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:44:34 UTC
+%
+<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my pants ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2402
+ Added: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:13:59 UTC
+%
+* edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19)
+aceofspades19 has joined ##slackware-offtopic
++aceofspades19 | I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join command
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2403
+ Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:42:24 UTC
+%
+<< wizbit>> You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
+<< wizbit>> hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
+ wizbit rubs chin
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2404
+ Added: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:51:33 UTC
+%
+< Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket.
+< thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens?
+< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness. We're not supposed to ignore the
+retards anymore are we? :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2405
+ Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:56:16 UTC
+%
+<lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ?
+<Defusal> lautriv, no it is not
+<Defusal> root is called root.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2406
+ Added: Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:55:31 UTC
+%
++Roin | @.@
+@AgentAnderson | Roin: How the hell should I know!
++Roin | AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything!
+@AgentAnderson | Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
++Roin | most certanly I do ._.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2407
+ Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:04:24 UTC
+%
+<+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2408
+ Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:12:52 UTC
+%
+< Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis
+< NitroGL> finger girlfriend
+< rob0> no, he said no_foreplay
+< jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist
+< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you
+'modprobe hick mode=default'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2409
+ Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:56:54 UTC
+%
+dive | notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2410
+ Added: Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:18:37 UTC
+%
+<+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware.
+<+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p
+<+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance
+<+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2411
+ Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:07:07 UTC
+%
+< RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you
+< Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };:
+< RJ> iu know what it is
+< Olfway> What is it then?
+-!- RJ [~RJ@comcast.net] has quit [connection reset by peer]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2412
+ Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:17:31 UTC
+%
+<+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2414
+ Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:42:22 UTC
+%
+<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in windows, so
+why not Linux(android) in Linux?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2415
+ Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:57:42 UTC
+%
+< straterra> His excuse "We didn't know where those three wires went, so we just
+cut em and figured when someone complained we'd know"
+< BP{k}> straterra: apply same logic to his arteries
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2416
+ Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:24:52 UTC
+%
+<<+ Dominian>> How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb,
+ lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch,
+ lightswitch, energy?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2417
+ Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:54:26 UTC
+%
+<albacker> what's the default emacs font?
+<legumbre> RMS Sans Mono
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2418
+ Added: Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:02:44 UTC
+%
+<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning from
+his cock?
+<Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden
+<Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost
+<Olfway> *BZZT*
+<Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2419
+ Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:52:05 UTC
+%
+<@pawz> ouch. darwin just sliced my neck and i'm bleeding from the neck
+<+logicwrath> survival of the fittest bitch
+<@pawz> he turned up at the door looking hungry, because he refused to come
+ inside last night because he doesn't like being trapped inside. so
+he
+ didn't get fed
+<@pawz> so tonight i took himside early before 5pm, fed him... he ate as quickly
+ as he could, thinking that if he was quick enough that surely he
+could
+ escape
+<@pawz> when he realised this was impossible he wandered around the house
+ wailing like a walrus with a star picket up its arse
+<@pawz> so i picked him up and used the most effective threat i have.. i walked
+ into the shower with him... as soon as i got within two paces of
+the
+ shower he went "OH FUCKKK ! OH FUCK !! THE SHOWEEEEERRRR !!!" and
+ started clawing my like crazy
+<@pawz> gashing open my jugular vein
+<@pawz> if i survive the blood loss, i probably won't survive the feline aids he
+ has no doubt infected me with
+<@pawz> however, while i am bleeding from the neck and no doubt infected with a
+ variety of unpleasant feline diseases.. it seems that i won,
+because he
+ is now cowering silently under the bed in fear that i may carry
+through
+ the threat out of pure spit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2420
+ Added: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:07:01 UTC
+%
+<+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em?
+<+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2421
+ Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:44:18 UTC
+%
+<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the men
+standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their cocks bark out
+at each other.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2422
+ Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:51:11 UTC
+%
+< drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else!
+< drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT
+< Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2423
+ Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:53:33 UTC
+%
+<+Olfway> kinda figured there was a bit o' partying at SELF
+<@BP{k}> Olfway: I think a bit of partying is like describing the great flood
+ out of the bible as .. "it was a bit humid"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2424
+ Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:44:07 UTC
+%
+<<@ BP{k}>> I went to mordor last year ...
+<<+ NaCl>> BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
+<<@ BP{k}>> why, yes. Yes I did.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2425
+ Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:35:24 UTC
+%
+<@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years
+<+lulzfish_4> fap?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2426
+ Added: Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:08:19 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad things to
+ it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2427
+ Added: Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:53:33 UTC
+%
+<crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops.
+<crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2428
+ Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:07:41 UTC
+%
+rob0 | Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, microwavable
+bowls.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2429
+ Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:35:47 UTC
+%
+<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not qualified to
+write the program. Go back to hello, world.
+<pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2430
+ Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:36:14 UTC
+%
+<pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth?
+<Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it?
+<Kenjiro> I only set it +x and used /etc/rc.d/rc.bluetooth start
+<Kenjiro> just that
+<pprkut> what I meant :)
+* Tadgy gets the doll for rc.bluetooth to demonstrate where it was touched
+<Kenjiro> Tadgy: LOL
+<Kenjiro> I believe I didn't touch it in a bad way ROTFL
+<Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :)
+<Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww
+<rob0> Hide the altar boys!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2431
+ Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:56:07 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway?
+<+Olfway> ...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2432
+ Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:51:59 UTC
+%
+<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to do on
+the toilet :(
+.
+.
+<raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2433
+ Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:33:34 UTC
+%
+<+Olfway> again, every time I see "asus" i read it as "anus"
+<+nyteowl> anal fetish huh?
+<+Olfway> nah, it's jsut a shitty (hehehe pun....) brand name
+<+hitest> heh
+<+Olfway> i mean, why did they pick something that looks like anus if you just
+ quickly glance?
+<+nyteowl> possibly because it was chosen due to meaning in another language
+ than English?
+<+Olfway> shit
+<@sero> Olfway, they were hoping for just that to happen, people to think that
+ and never forget it...
+<+Olfway> english is the only real language
+<+Olfway> (hahahaha)
+<+Olfway> sero, thats what i was thinking
+<@sero> Olfway, however, walk into a store and say "I'm looking for an anus pc,
+ could you help me?"
+<+hitest> oh sorry you're looking for the apple store across the street
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2434
+ Added: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:29:48 UTC
+%
+SSSeSSS > [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] joins #xfs
+SSSeSSS : Hi all
+sandeen`` : hey there
+SSSeSSS : this is the only linux chat i seen so i decided to stop by
+SSSeSSS : what do you guys talk about in here
+sandeen`` * points at topic ...
+SSSeSSS : I am kinda new to the linux world so i dunno but I love linux
+SSSeSSS : ya well i figured that much but what about
+SSSeSSS : i dont see anyone on the topic if you know what i mean
+SSSeSSS : I have not had any problems with my file systems yet
+SSSeSSS : are there any gurlz that use linux?? thats what i am really wondering?
+SSSeSSS : anyone know of another good linux chat?
+2SSSeSSS < [~SSSeSSS@63-231-61-76.tukw.qwest.net] quits [Quit: Leaving]
+adrien : ^^
+sandeen`` : plonk.
+CybDev : lol
+CybDev : he really needs to get out more ^^
+elder : linux gurlz r teh bomb
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2435
+ Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:16:30 UTC
+%
+22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS,
+Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490
+22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff?
+22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :)
+22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd
+22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2436
+ Added: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:50:26 UTC
+%
++Olfway | I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth...
+@firebird | Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could
+potentially bite off? :)
++Olfway | i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in
+it's mouth
++Olfway | wait...
++Olfway | awh fuck
+* | Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2437
+ Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:55:00 UTC
+%
+<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
+< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
+<+Olfway> lmfao
+<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come
+ to think of it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2438
+ Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:19:37 UTC
+%
+<< sharvey>> is the slackware site down?
+
+....
+
+<< jg71>> hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
+ jg71 looks at crocket
+<< petar^>> how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
+<< Junius>> he's a speshul agent
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2440
+ Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:11:44 UTC
+%
+<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2441
+ Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:39:06 UTC
+%
++nyteowl | when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of,
+divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2442
+ Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:27:46 UTC
+%
++Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's
+valve stem covers off their tires
++Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them
++theborger damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2443
+ Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:47:13 UTC
+%
+<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go. In fact, it might be beneficial.
+ Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even
+have a website... no one knows about it!"
+<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2444
+ Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:57:46 UTC
+%
+<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen? will the aliens abduct me and stick
+things up my back side?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2445
+ Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:14:36 UTC
+%
+<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user
+wanted to lick it.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2446
+ Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:47:47 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of
+the week
+<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
+<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of
+the week :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2447
+ Added: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:43:57 UTC
+%
+< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
+< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
+< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
+< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average
+after the internet something something something porn.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2448
+ Added: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:11:27 UTC
+%
++Olfway | i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
++adrien | which is a pearl necklace of course
++Olfway | and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn...
+which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
++Olfway | well im out for the night
++Olfway | later y'all
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2449
+ Added: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:23:38 UTC
+%
+(+ theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2450
+ Added: Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:30:42 UTC
+%
+<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
+* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now
+engaged. To another woman.
+<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
+<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2452
+ Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 05:10:12 UTC
+%
+<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$
+/index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
+<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and
+barfed all over nginx
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2453
+ Added: Wed, 02 May 2012 20:21:00 UTC
+%
+<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
+<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough
+building
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2458
+ Added: Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:52 UTC
+%
+curiousgeorge | what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy
+of the install dvd
+curiousgeorge | but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all
+these upgrades ;)
+adaptr | yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2460
+ Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 01:44:41 UTC
+%
+<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap
+airfare?
+<gheraint> become aircrew
+<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
+<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to
+not become religious?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2461
+ Added: Sun, 13 May 2012 08:19:33 UTC
+%
+<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge
+opteron
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2462
+ Added: Fri, 18 May 2012 19:15:32 UTC
+%
+(+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2463
+ Added: Mon, 21 May 2012 14:59:40 UTC
+%
+<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest -L-50 ever
+<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do
+<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up
+on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
+<gry> What was the problem?
+<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in?
+<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor.
+<thrashout> lol
+<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out
+<T_A_N_K> lmfao
+<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2464
+ Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:13:04 UTC
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle
+at the same time
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2465
+ Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 13:58:49 UTC
+%
+# Yo-mama jokes by nerds...
+
+<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%...
+<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput
+<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
+<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
+<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle
+at the same time
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
+<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle...
+<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around
+her body
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
+<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her.
+<+Stoo> hm .. nah
++Stoo * fails at this game
+<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own
+<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
+<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
+<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at
+once.
+<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough
+viruses
+<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
+<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
+<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every
+performance. :P HAHAHAHHA
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2466
+ Added: Tue, 22 May 2012 20:28:43 UTC
+%
+* andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :|
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2467
+ Added: Fri, 25 May 2012 19:28:48 UTC
+%
+<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine
+<HoopyCat> is that near constantinople?
+<bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's
+<HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry
+<bob2> hm i think i got all my apostrophe's correct
+<bob2> @win
+<bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat
+<Commodore> apostrophes
+<Commodore> does not have an apostrophe
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2468
+ Added: Mon, 28 May 2012 13:10:54 UTC
+%
+<Skywise> how much does it pay?
+<mancha> 5 bugumbas
+<Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin?
+<mancha> once your ass stops hurting
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2469
+ Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 18:46:50 UTC
+%
+<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2470
+ Added: Wed, 30 May 2012 19:50:44 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2472
+ Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:39:34 UTC
+%
+* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The
+Sopranos
+* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The
+Sopranos though a window at his house
+<+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man
+* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow
+talk.
+<+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things?
+<+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2473
+ Added: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:46:52 UTC
+%
+<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony
+soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not
+cruel enough.
+<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2474
+ Added: Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:57:18 UTC
+%
+<rworkman> I'm fucked up.
+<rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock
+<rworkman> Um,no.
+<rworkman> Alan is an ass.
+<rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2477
+ Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:03:29 UTC
+%
+<+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D
+<+theborger> get my Tan on
+<+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot
+<+Olfway> like, about 70-80
+<+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2478
+ Added: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:24:58 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus
+ with your computer'
+<+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT
+<+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2479
+ Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:12:31 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever
+<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names'
+<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
+<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
+<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
+<+aceofspades19> BITCH!
+<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for
+inches
+ so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
+<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure
+ faggot
+<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
+<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
+<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
+<+SpaceJockey> lol
+<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz
+ that matter
+<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
+<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
+<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
+punishment:
+<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
+ punishment
+<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time
+for
+ some extenze
+<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
+<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
+<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big
+<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
+<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
+<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a
+ tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over,
+man.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2480
+ Added: Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:59:00 UTC
+%
+<+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay*
+<+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2481
+ Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:04:45 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best.
+http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
+<+Bedlam> much better names
+<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in
+binary.
+<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2
+pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons
+make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
+<+surrounder> wrong
+<+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2482
+ Added: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:40:04 UTC
+%
+<+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2483
+ Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:30:33 UTC
+%
+<+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out
+<+eviljames> can't explain taht.
+<+MajObviousman> fucking moon
+<+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods!
+<+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2484
+ Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:42:36 UTC
+%
+Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs
+Olfway:a hammer
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2485
+ Added: Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:11:08 UTC
+%
+< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls
+with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry
+through the process.
+< pharaun> good first step
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2486
+ Added: Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:27:09 UTC
+%
++Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2488
+ Added: Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:40:10 UTC
+%
+<+theborger> only the tip this time i swear
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2489
+ Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:39:46 UTC
+%
++Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2490
+ Added: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:31:05 UTC
+%
+<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you will not
+need crossover or wine.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2491
+ Added: Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:09:49 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> I didn't choose to be heterosexual
+<+aceofspades19> I just happen to really like tits
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2492
+ Added: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:55:30 UTC
+%
+<darkstarbyte> I know Windows allows the government to store shit on your
+computer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2494
+ Added: Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:29:45 UTC
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> just touching it makes me smile and releaves stress ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2495
+ Added: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:52:36 UTC
+%
+* | MajObviousman is satisfied
+<rob0> | drijen jerked off, and MajObviousman is satisfied?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2496
+ Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:44:39 UTC
+%
+<@Romster> yeah i probably haven't got the better end of the stick
+* | drijen beats nogagplz with Romster's stick
+* | nogagplz severs drijens love muscle
+* | drijen watches it flop around on he table, then head for nogagplz's ass
+< nogagplz> that's it I'm done
+< nogagplz> game over man!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2497
+ Added: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:21:28 UTC
+%
+khodam | folks , I upgrade my system to current and when reboot system my mouse
+and keyboard disabled. in console messages i got error about missing of mod
+probe. how fix that?
+
+...a few minutes later...
+
+rworkman | khodam: I help build Slackware, and I read the ChangeLog. alienBOB
+helps build Slackware, and he reads the ChangeLog. Patrick *builds* Slackware,
+and he even reads his ChangeLog. We expect the same of our users. :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2498
+ Added: Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:23:31 UTC
+%
+<<+ Fatalnix>> WTF
+<<+ Fatalnix>> there appears to be a colony of ants living in my Thinkpad
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2499
+ Added: Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:32:24 UTC
+%
+<+krizzo> NyteOwl: Yep that's why MS gives their server and other software for
+free to students. Hoping they learn it and only stick with what they know.
+<NyteOwl> yes - viral/parasitc marketing it its highet form
+<NyteOwl> liek giving crack to kids so they'll buy it as adults
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2500
+ Added: Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:53:11 UTC
+%
+<tightwork> the new IRCwatchers diet
+<tightwork> ship a bootable cd that launches user into freenode
+<tightwork> #defocus
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2501
+ Added: Sat, 28 Jul 2012 01:53:55 UTC
+%
+<+dive> it enters the room 10 mins before the rest of me
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2502
+ Added: Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:57:58 UTC
+%
+<+kullix> why do you think someone would want to be a proctologist? thats a lot
+of crops to dust
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2503
+ Added: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:53:52 UTC
+%
+<BP{k}> I think there should be a bob ross coding style
+<BP{k}> "there are no typos .. only happy little accidents at compile time"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2504
+ Added: Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:33:06 UTC
+%
+< Tadgy> When the Olympics has the womens' world squirting event, i'll be
+interested.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2505
+ Added: Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:38:48 UTC
+%
+In the middle of the night from saturday to sunday:
+
+Charlos > [~charlos@46.102.36.93] joins #radeon
+Charlos : Hello all
+Charlos : are there online ?
+Charlos : RV710 Radeon HD 4350/4550
+Charlos : how to make install this driver ?
+Charlos : my version in OpenSuse 10.3
+Charlos : help me please... Im Paola
+Charlos | changes nick to Paola
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2506
+ Added: Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:29:20 UTC
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard ...
+<+Soul_keeper> To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took
+over! She got a bone of her own.
+<+Soul_keeper> good ol' nursery rhymes apply to mars.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2507
+ Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 06:24:12 UTC
+%
++Roin | off to bed good night o/
++Soul_keeper | take raela or adrien with you :)
++raela | adrien is the better choice
+@adrien| I fart in bed
++raela | I also happen to fart in my sleep so hey
++raela | I am not the safe coice!
++raela | adrien, when I am hungry, I get farty. they smell like sour milk. I
+can't lie to nil about being hungry :(
++raela | the farts tell all
++MajObviousman | dear god this is comedy gold
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2508
+ Added: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:04:33 UTC
+%
+<+Myk267> It's not enough!
+<+Olfway> thats what she said
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2509
+ Added: Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:58:52 UTC
+%
+<wargus> uhm, as soon as I've asked a question here, afterwards there's silence
+<wargus> :D
+<wargus> was already the same yesterday
+<Alver> wargus: you're a masochist for using slackware anyway. So don't deny
+you're enjoying this. :-P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2510
+ Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:32:40 UTC
+%
+<Nuck> tmux: for when you get tired of screen's bullshit :D
+* Nuck huggles tmux
+<gry> what did screen do wrong this time? :)
+<Nuck> gry: /configuration files/
+<Nuck> That's it.
+<gry> oh yeah, I think I didn't touch them
+<gry> why did you have to, what did you want to change in its behaviour?
+<Nuck> I just wanted to make my deviantART chat bots and irssi-proxy spawn at
+startup of my home server
+<Nuck> I run them in screen for easy access
+<Nuck> And, well, configuring screen to load in background and then add two
+windows and execute in the windows is like trying to get a teenager to hug their
+parents in public
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2511
+ Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:41:59 UTC
+%
++Olfway | but yeah...
++Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware
++Olfway | t'was love at first sight...
++Olfway | slackware, not him
++Olfway | lmfao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2512
+ Added: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:55:34 UTC
+%
+< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing it.
+Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now, you're
+just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention like some
+sexually abused 14 year old boy.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2513
+ Added: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:01:15 UTC
+%
+<+tintin> Do all people here use slackware?
+<+hitest> of course it is the law
+<+aceofspades19> tintin: no they use GoatOS
+<+Olfway> hitest++
+<@SirBotsAlot> karma - hitest: 23
+<+tintin> tintin++
+<+tintin> Olfway: hi
+<+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi
+<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and I still
+ don't know.
+<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, no pc
+ needed
+<+Olfway> hahahaha
+<+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy
+<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear
+<+hitest> dive, it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day
+<+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat
+<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join
+ ##slackware-offtopic
+<+Olfway> hahahaha
+<+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware
+<+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit
+<+Olfway> lulz
+* dive ducks
+<+Soul_keeper> :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2514
+ Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 04:03:17 UTC
+%
+<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my dreams get.
+Up to a point
+<MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2515
+ Added: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:57:32 UTC
+%
+<mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_
+* Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues.
+<mark_peters> Not that odd.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2516
+ Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:08:32 UTC
+%
+<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other
+place where i got more space?
+<mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/
+<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount
+it in other place where i have more
+ space
+<mark_peters> How is it not an option?
+<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete?
+:-)
+<thrice> why can't you move stuff, either?
+<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there
+<ZYX> because it`s virtual
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2517
+ Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:35:37 UTC
+%
+-!- Dmitry` [~dmitry@unaffiliated/dmitry/x-1160702] has quit [Quit: V levoj ruke
+YUpiter, v pravoj ruke Mars, moj piar-menedzher Vasya Rams]
+<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2518
+ Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:22:12 UTC
+%
+<+Stoo> seriously. I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is
+like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2519
+ Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:21:11 UTC
+%
+<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they
+touched. my. screen.
+<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2521
+ Added: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:30:22 UTC
+%
+< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
+<+erry> no need for caps!
+< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2523
+ Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:48:28 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the
+Mama.
+<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right
+in bed with you first date.
+<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
+<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2524
+ Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:26:35 UTC
+%
+(+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2525
+ Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:29:45 UTC
+%
+< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and
+green color themes....
+< thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people
+< iToast> thegerdur, how
+< thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2527
+ Added: Sun, 02 Sep 2012 08:04:25 UTC
+%
+<+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2529
+ Added: Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:32:08 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2531
+ Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:52:48 UTC
+%
++MajObviousman | you know, it seems immediately obvious
++MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy
++MajObviousman | sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2532
+ Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:59:00 UTC
+%
++krizzo | Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
+ +Dominian | heh
+ +Dominian | How'd you do that?
+ +Dominian | ask them what a naked woman looks like?
++SpaceJockey | lmao
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2533
+ Added: Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:28:02 UTC
+%
++s0ulslack | I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to
+shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
++s0ulslack | the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits
++s0ulslack | boxen lost on that one
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2534
+ Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:03:21 UTC
+%
+<@dwfreed> Bottien: pail
+<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these
+similar topics: 'penis'
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2535
+ Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:40:18 UTC
+%
+(+ Roin) Ok that hurts
+(+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench?
+(+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly
+(+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2536
+ Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2012 23:30:48 UTC
+%
+<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion.....
+<firebird> penile*
+* firebird runs for cover
+* xovan throws a fag grenade
+<xovan> *it explodes into bronies*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2537
+ Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:31:48 UTC
+%
+<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned
+everyone
+<xovan> it got smart
+<antiwire> lol
+<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!!
+<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel
+<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots
+<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc
+<xovan> a master race of ai
+<xovan> it was becoming skynet
+<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha
+<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this?
+<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't
+very good at building AI
+<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit
+<xovan> they can't be trusted
+<antiwire> it was like HAL
+<xovan> what are you doing firebird ?
+<firebird> making a bot script
+<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave."
+<antiwire> CLICK
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2538
+ Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:33:46 UTC
+%
+<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference
+<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually
+meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2539
+ Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:36:45 UTC
+%
+<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved.
+<d4wnr4z0r> yup.
+<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem.
+<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and
+again
+<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first
+<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2540
+ Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:50 UTC
+%
+<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour
+period?
+<Skywise> depends on how much i drink
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2541
+ Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:39:30 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I
+could make a fuckin' killin'.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2542
+ Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:51:25 UTC
+%
+<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they
+can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you
+hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2543
+ Added: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:05:12 UTC
+%
+KaMii | myan apocolypse already happened
+ KaMii | they forgot to calculate leap years
+WhiteWolf1776 | yea KaMii ... you showed up
+WhiteWolf1776 | but that only killed the channel ;)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2544
+ Added: Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:38:26 UTC
+%
+<KaMii> does anything live in arizona?
+<wswhitney> Sand.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2546
+ Added: Wed, 03 Oct 2012 06:27:12 UTC
+%
+(+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2547
+ Added: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:50:14 UTC
+%
+* troii has joined ##security
+<troii> /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2550
+ Added: Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:44:36 UTC
+%
+<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit out of me
+just now
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2551
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 07:11:16 UTC
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the openbsd
+thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, humble bundle,
+etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never had a desktop presence?
+ nah
+<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash of non-UNIX
+ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it will have forgotten its
+roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country girl who moves to the big city to
+make it in show business, before long we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks
+in a back alley to support its meth addiction.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2552
+ Added: Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:45:51 UTC
+%
+<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to make a
+screen door watertight.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2553
+ Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:12:00 UTC
+%
+d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I was laid.
+d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago
+Tadgy: Tell me about it.
+Tadgy: My dick has atrophied.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2554
+ Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:37:02 UTC
+%
+< CaptainArf> duke
+< CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop!
+< CaptainArf> curses
+< CaptainArf> doesnt*
+< Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2555
+ Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:55:12 UTC
+%
+< raz_> what is `ip` command used for ?
+< Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies.
+< Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2556
+ Added: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:31:56 UTC
+%
+Roin; I did all my homework today
+Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2557
+ Added: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:04:13 UTC
+%
+<@Murdog> PENIS
+<@Murdog> WANGS
+<@Murdog> DICKS
+<@Murdog> COCKS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@Murdog> SHLONGS
+<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
+<@Murdog> BELLENDS
+< Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2558
+ Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:11:14 UTC
+%
+<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return?
+http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM
+<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok?
+<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look
+<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why
+I'm asking these guys
+<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here
+file
+<tem-> ^
+<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them.
+<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol
+<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2559
+ Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:08:40 UTC
+%
+< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just
+ talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2560
+ Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2012 03:37:11 UTC
+%
+<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since my last assignmnet...
+i've been irc'ing all day... every day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;)
+<theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows
+<surrounder> haha yeah
+<surrounder> go join #ubuntu
+<BP{k}> or ##linux
+<WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee
+<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go to ##linux
+<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp stick in my
+eye
+<surrounder> hahaha
+<surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++
+<BP{k}> LOL
+<AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4
+<WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway
+<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head up a fat
+girls vag
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2561
+ Added: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:35:18 UTC
+%
+<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for my laptop
+<surrounder> zomg custom!
+<BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels .....
+<BP{k}> then I discovered beer.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2562
+ Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:10:29 UTC
+%
+<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please
+read
+http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions.
+You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843).
+* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3
+<HelenaB> :o
+<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/
+<DG> nah
+<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions!
+<HelenaB> DG: works here
+<HelenaB> it's his computer
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)"
+<TomM> LOL!
+<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server
+<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd
+<DG> ^
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
+<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2563
+ Added: Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:48:20 UTC
+%
+Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie
+Skywise | he never argues the issues
+Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else is saying
+Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can
+mancha | skywise is a racist
+Skywise | see theres my point made
+Skywise | i never said i approved of racism
+Skywise | mancha is lying
+ arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2564
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:17:47 UTC
+%
+...
+WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;)
+ Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats your
+explanation
+WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well
+ arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel... Who's winning?
+ * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl
+ arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2565
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:21:43 UTC
+%
+< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the
+mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the
+same thing a couple of months later
+...
+< arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base
+< eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space
+< arfon> HA HA!!!! I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat
+< pink_mist> lol
+< mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die....
+< arfon> lol
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2566
+ Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:01:46 UTC
+%
++Olfway | well, this is awkward
++MLanden | wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
++Olfway | i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
++MLanden | then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
++aceofspades19 | thanks for sharing
++Olfway | i just heard collective drink-spitting
++Olfway | and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
++aceofspades19 | I am already dead on the inside
++Olfway | i just killed you a little more dead
++aceofspades19 | you can't get any more dead than dead
+* Olfway smells a noobfarming
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2568
+ Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:13:06 UTC
+%
+<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
+<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
+<slava_dp> saved :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2569
+ Added: Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:53:49 UTC
+%
++arfon | I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms...
++arfon | There seems to be a correlation
+@adrien | just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2570
+ Added: Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:18:40 UTC
+%
+< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the
+middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
+< Jack-is> Ah
+< Jack-is> Bummer.
+< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
+< Jack-is> A bit.
+< MajObviousman> I looked down
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2571
+ Added: Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:51:10 UTC
+%
+< iammpain> I just had to run this command....
+< iammpain> cat poop.log
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2572
+ Added: Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:14:29 UTC
+%
++theborger | i got to find someplace to put this thing
++misspwn | ok i am ready for the big one
++misspwn | ha
++misspwn | ok
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2573
+ Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:27:26 UTC
+%
+[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
+[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD
+[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
+[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where
+they permanently store data.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2575
+ Added: Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:20:53 UTC
+%
+<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2577
+ Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 04:23:59 UTC
+%
++Olfway | guys... i think im gay
++cmyster | as in happy ?
++Olfway | i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
++Olfway | i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2579
+ Added: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:59:20 UTC
+%
+<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house
+and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's
+what old people's orgasms are like
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2580
+ Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:23:10 UTC
+%
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best.
+http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
+<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of
+measurement in binary.
+<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a
+pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2
+gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
+<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
+<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
+<TheM4ch1n3> lol
+<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
+<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
+<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
+<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
+<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2582
+ Added: Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:46:00 UTC
+%
++theborger | Roin: yer you a rich kid
++Roin | Hmpf I earn my own money :O
++Dominian | is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
++Roin | They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
++Dominian | Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
++Roin | Dominian: why?
++Dominian | from being on your knees all day
++theborger | Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
++Roin | a man has to do, what a man has to do
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2584
+ Added: Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:33:06 UTC
+%
+<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out
+of it?
+<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
+<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
+<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
+<+pparadis> oh you know it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2585
+ Added: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:36 UTC
+%
++cmyster | anyone here a python guy ?
++cmyster | as in the programming language, not what you think is between your
+legs
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2586
+ Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:53:07 UTC
+%
+<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men
+getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2587
+ Added: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:10:57 UTC
+%
+<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
+<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2588
+ Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:04:31 UTC
+%
++eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ? Same size or
+larger than your 'tormentor' ?
++Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
++adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
++Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
++LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2589
+ Added: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:41:53 UTC
+%
++arfon | antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
++Tadgy | That's viagra for you.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2590
+ Added: Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:48:37 UTC
+%
++linXea | whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night
+with someone
++linXea | except for last friday.. I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned
+it
++linXea | gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2591
+ Added: Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:37:15 UTC
+%
+<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song. Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2592
+ Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:03:42 UTC
+%
+<anonymous> Hello
+<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
+<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
+<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
+<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the
+product if defective
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2593
+ Added: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:58:54 UTC
+%
++Crosma | Girls have vaginas.
++aceofspades19 | Crosma: good job
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2594
+ Added: Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:56:38 UTC
+%
+sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2595
+ Added: Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:32:01 UTC
+%
++Alan_Hicks | I wonder....
++Alan_Hicks | Is ginger jizz freckled?
++eviljames | You WOULD wonder such a thing
++nofra | Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2596
+ Added: Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:11:11 UTC
+%
+<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a
+meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2597
+ Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:50 UTC
+%
++nofra | theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
++Alan_Hicks | nofra: They're excellent.
++nofra | HA HA!
++Alan_Hicks | noobfarm? :^)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2599
+ Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:02:55 UTC
+%
+< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up
+and running
+< EugeneKay> I like where this is going.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2600
+ Added: Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:19:35 UTC
+%
+<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived?
+<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count
+<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit?
+<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh?
+<+s0ulslack> sad niglet
+<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting
+bitchslapped by a kid in the basement.
+<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2601
+ Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:06:10 UTC
+%
+<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought
+it was secure
+<nofra> I run eviljamesware... No exploits there!
+<eviljames> nofra: yes. none.
+<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
+<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2602
+ Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:42:38 UTC
+%
++misspwn | Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
++misspwn | my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him
++misspwn | no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put
+hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that
+happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger
+with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened
++alisonken1home | my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black
++Mortvert | Pfffahahahaha misspwn.
++Mortvert | I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts
++misspwn | GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts
++Mortvert | strong enough to kill
++misspwn | thanks dad
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2603
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:35:29 UTC
+%
+<< Banish>> what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp
+bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2604
+ Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:07:57 UTC
+%
+<+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2605
+ Added: Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:25:41 UTC
+%
+<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth
+<surrounder> lol
+<Stoo> o_O
+<adrien_oww> pee in her anus!
+<adrien_oww> \o/
+<sencha> she's married now
+<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth
+<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like
+<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now
+<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user"
+<sencha> social meth user lol
+<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my
+IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P
+<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well
+<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/
+<surrounder> \o/
+* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving)
+<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth?
+<Stoo> pretty sure
+<Stoo> not an expert though
+<Olfway> sencha, what?
+<sencha> Olfway, what?
+<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth
+<nofra> I think meth changes the rules....
+<Olfway> i miss this channel
+<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago
+<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth
+<Olfway> woooooow
+<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet
+<nofra> Wait.... Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you
+know where/how to get meth????
+<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away
+<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians...
+<surrounder> and clowns!
+<nofra> Clowns are evil
+<nofra> They are tools of teh devil
+<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man
+<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else
+<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look
+<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..."
+<surrounder> all handy in one place
+<surrounder> I don't see any downsides
+<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back?
+<nofra> hang
+<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow
+<Olfway> McAmphetamine
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2606
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:29:11 UTC
+%
+theborger i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :)
+theborger shit still works
+
+aceofspades19 999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one
+firebird if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son....
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2607
+ Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:25:41 UTC
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> the job I have now had a brutal interview process.
+<+SpaceJockey> in order: email interview, phone interview, face to face. Second
+phone
+ interview. Face to face, drug test. Face to face interview.
+ Personality test. Hired.
+<+Tadgy> SpaceJockey: Jesus... is it /that/ hard to become a fluffer these days?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2608
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 03:49:54 UTC
+%
+< iknowit> how hard is it to make 10million dollars income per year on youtube
+<+Sandtblood> let me put it this way
+<+Sandtblood> no one does
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2609
+ Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:00:03 UTC
+%
+<+theborger> well someting is getting fucked at my house tonight. either the
+wife the cat or dogs i dont give a fuck witch one either
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2610
+ Added: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:55:24 UTC
+%
+<+theborger> someone show those to Tadgy, tell him this is how you take a joke
+:)
+<+ass|hat> Tadgy: y u no take jokes?
+<+sencha> Tadgy is sensitive
+<+Alan_Hicks> theborger: Better yet, just let him continue popping his harbl
+acne across his Mama's bathroom mirror.
+<+theborger> OMFG hahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2611
+ Added: Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:59:53 UTC
+%
++surrounder | dutch <3
++surrounder | it's not a language, it's a throat disease
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2612
+ Added: Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:10:51 UTC
+%
+-!- arch [~arch@unaffiliated/arch] has joined ##slackware
+< arch> hello
+< arch> would anyone like to have sex with me
+< arch> i only have platonic sex with other qt girls
+< arch> such as myself
+-!- mode/##slackware [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
+-!- mode/##slackware [+q arch!*@*] by rworkman
+<@rworkman> There, you just got fucked.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2613
+ Added: Wed, 06 Feb 2013 05:18:45 UTC
+%
+<Roin> surrounder: did you ever try LSD? o_o
+<Roin> surrounder: does it make people talk about the philosophical background
+of kitchen utilities?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2614
+ Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:08:58 UTC
+%
+<+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome?
+<+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit
+<+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger?
+<+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs
+<+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2615
+ Added: Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:45:12 UTC
+%
++firebird | sencha, how'd you get opensuse to boot?
++sencha | firebird, booted the dvd and selected "boot from hard dick"
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2616
+ Added: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:16:18 UTC
+%
+<+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it
+<+misspwn> it's about fucking time
+<+Tadgy> misspwn: On average, about 5-8 inches :)
+<+Tadgy> D'oh... complete channel fubar there.
+<+Tadgy> misspwn: apologies.
+<+krizzo> whoa PM's should be just that... private. ;)
+<+misspwn> wow Tadgy
+<+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon
+<+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :)
+<+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2617
+ Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:53:51 UTC
+%
++Tadgy | Debian has a packaging process? I thought they just took a shit, cut
+it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the turd-halfs.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2619
+ Added: Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:37:18 UTC
+%
+<+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html
+<@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com)
+<+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2621
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:45:02 UTC
+%
+<eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_
+Japanese that they all switch L & R
+<eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2622
+ Added: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:03 UTC
+%
+<< lnxslck>> is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
+<< pink_mist>> no
+<< NyteOwl>> lol, no
+<< Urchlay>> there are slackware certified lunatics :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2624
+ Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:31:06 UTC
+%
+<+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2625
+ Added: Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:26:48 UTC
+%
+<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing
+you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
+<+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools.
+<+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb.
+<+acidchild> :)
+<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your
+garage.
+* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again?
+* eviljames walked into that one
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it.
+<+eviljames> *headdesk*
+* hitest claps
+* eviljames also claps
+<+eviljames> bravo.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2626
+ Added: Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:09:40 UTC
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2627
+ Added: Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:09:38 UTC
+%
+<+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass
+<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free
+Willy
+<+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2629
+ Added: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:47:49 UTC
+%
+(+ antiwire) ok i suck
+(+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!?
+(+ antiwire) love u long tieeemmm
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2630
+ Added: Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:45:45 UTC
+%
+<+Tadgy> "chilliwack" sounds like some sort of kinky masturbation ritual.
+<+Dominian> everything sounds like a kinkey masturbation ritual to you
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2631
+ Added: Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:51:42 UTC
+%
+<surrounder> and why traffic court ?
+<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
+<surrounder> km/h
+<Olfway> hang on
+<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
+<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
+<surrounder> :|
+<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
+<Olfway> i had to shit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2632
+ Added: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:01:30 UTC
+%
+on uninstalling software on Fedora:
+
+<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
+<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2633
+ Added: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:11 UTC
+%
+<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my
+baby. I want a boob job" X_X
+<antiwire> lol
+<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
+<aceofspades19> and your goat
+<adrien> firebird: thanks
+<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found
+#gaygeeks on freenode
+<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2634
+ Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC
+%
+<<+cmyster>> well,
+<<+cmyster>> unlike a cock, life is always hard
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2635
+ Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:07:56 UTC
+%
+<+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful...
+<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
+<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2636
+ Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:03:58 UTC
+%
+frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2638
+ Added: Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:34:06 UTC
+%
+<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2640
+ Added: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:05:23 UTC
+%
+< rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns
+< MajObviousman> makes sense
+< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five
+< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands
+< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up
+
+[3 minutes later ...]
+< derfy> i get it!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2641
+ Added: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:54:19 UTC
+%
+<+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect
+<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has
+11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
+<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux
+distributions?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2642
+ Added: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:36:23 UTC
+%
+<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and
+have an Emacs userland.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2643
+ Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:51:15 UTC
+%
+<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
+<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2644
+ Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:10:19 UTC
+%
+<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
+<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2645
+ Added: Sun, 05 May 2013 08:07:59 UTC
+%
+<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2646
+ Added: Tue, 07 May 2013 02:37:04 UTC
+%
+<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2647
+ Added: Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:33 UTC
+%
+Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always
+find one of my nicks saying something.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2648
+ Added: Sat, 11 May 2013 23:33:11 UTC
+%
+<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops.
+*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to
++o Alan_Hicks
+<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
+*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for
+##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013.
+War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to
+##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public |
+Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf."
+<Dominian> haha
+<Dominian> I see
+* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2650
+ Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC
+%
+(+ Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
+ introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
+ information for blind people
+(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
+(+ Roin) o_o*
+(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
+(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
+(+MajObviousm) sign me up
+(+ Roin) Uhm...
+(+ BP{k}) next one ...
+(+ Roin) -.-
+(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
+(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
+(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
+(+ BP{k}) :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2651
+ Added: Wed, 15 May 2013 11:04:32 UTC
+%
+<+majorsecurity> + don't be silly, wrap your willy!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2652
+ Added: Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:20 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2653
+ Added: Mon, 20 May 2013 17:44:03 UTC
+%
+<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
+<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over
+her face.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2654
+ Added: Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:34 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> + Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its fan port.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2655
+ Added: Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:16:03 UTC
+%
+At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party:
+
+raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii
+raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2656
+ Added: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:12 UTC
+%
+<wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years
+<gry> wims, what phone?
+<wims> gry: i got a really old windows phone
+<wims> the sony x1
+<wims> i think it is
+<gry> nice
+<gry> i <3 competent users who don't whine about ms being crap
+<gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus)
+<wims> lol
+<crazedpsyc> true!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2658
+ Added: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:50:25 UTC
+%
+<David> I've got a small logical problem, can you help me? How do I compare two
+angels to find out which one is the largest?
+<David> wait, no, that is wrong
+<David> I have two angles. Angle A is "static", angle B is adjustable. How do I
+find out whether I have to make B bigger or make it smaller to achieve A's
+value?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2659
+ Added: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:32:12 UTC
+%
+< KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2660
+ Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 05:25:40 UTC
+%
+<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal leakage.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2661
+ Added: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:19:13 UTC
+%
+Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room.
+Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl
+antiwire: lol
+skysploit: oops
+xssx: lol
+babybear3333: ermmm
+rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast
+xssx: haha
+Jambs: ptz :(
+Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the link to
+reset passwd please
+Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep
+Jambs: a thousand apologies
+Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a sleepy job
+here giving rs
+Jambs: cambio cambio some op here?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2664
+ Added: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 04:09:08 UTC
+%
+<wlan> Tut est' normal'nye lyudi?
+<gry> net
+<wlan> Ili tol'ko razrabotchikiYU
+<wlan> ?
+<gry> dumayu, nekotorye razrabotchiki zdes' chitayut, igrayut v tenis i begayut,
+kak normal'nye lyudi
+<Phazorx> v rezhime e'mulyacii
+<Phazorx> chtob nastoyashchie normal'nye dumali chto s nami vsyo v poryadke :)
+
+English Translation:
+
+<wlan> Are there any normal people here?
+<gry> no
+<wlan> Or only developers
+<wlan>?
+<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like
+normal people
+<Phazorx> in emulation mode
+<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them
+:)
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2665
+ Added: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 13:35:32 UTC
+%
+<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, I
+might make an exception
+<+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2667
+ Added: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 04:21:14 UTC
+%
+<@darkphan> if you had a legit copy of mirc, why not use the latest version? are
+the licenses good for life?
+<@KingNewbs> yeah, darkphan
+<@KingNewbs> I bought mirc in 2000.
+<@KingNewbs> Someone told me to "register" my nick, so I clicked HELP and then
+REGISTER and then paid $15.
+<@KingNewbs> That was not what they meant!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2668
+ Added: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:38 UTC
+%
++raela | yeah, I don't like kissing
+ +raela | for many reasons
++surrounder | silly raela
+ +raela | though I have kissed people, damnit!
++surrounder | !
++sumtingwong | raela: the main one being that you have to be within 1 ft of
+someone?
+ +raela | sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, yes
++adrien_oww | woah
++adrien_oww | that's worth of /topic!
++adrien_oww | (worth of it but should probably not make it)p
+ +raela | it's not that great :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2669
+ Added: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 08:28:14 UTC
+%
+<+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams
+<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with her.
+ Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2670
+ Added: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:11:15 UTC
+%
+<oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp?
+<Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp
+<Zhivago> The sup guys are not here.
+<oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how?
+<Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though.
+<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest learning
+Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; and then you do that
+in Common Lisp.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2671
+ Added: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:27:06 UTC
+%
+< Blacklite_> hey, anybody want to build a slackware-based distro with me?
+< Fay> ...
+< Fay> i dont like you Blacklite_
+< Blacklite_> why not?
+< Blacklite_> Fay, why don't you like me?
+< Blacklite_> guise, I'm on my win8 laptop right now, how would I go about
+downloading all of the packages from
+http://taper.alienbase.nl/mirrors/alien-kde/
+< krizzo> Blacklite_: Why fork slackware?
+< Blacklite_> because it's awesome, but not as user-friendly as it could be.
+< krizzo> What is this "user-friendly" you speak of Blacklite_?
+< Fay> slackware isnt supposed to be user friendly
+< Cultist> it is user friendly
+< Cultist> it just isn't new user friendly
+< krizzo> I agree with Cultist
+< Fay> +1
+< Blacklite_> those trendy little app stores, graphical point-and-click
+installer, compatibility with other distros, etc
+< Blacklite_> I was thinking of making the ubuntu of slackware
+< Blacklite_> what ubuntu is to debian, it would be to slack
+< krizzo> Blacklite_: I understand, what distro do you use currently?
+< lenny__> what do you think is missing at the moment
+< Blacklite_> slackware, obviously
+< icetooth> that defeats the point of slackware! imo
+< Blacklite_> what exactly is the point of slackware in your opinion, then?
+< krizzo> Blacklite_: You understand the idea of slackware correct?
+< Blacklite_> quite.
+< Blacklite_> it's supposed to have everything you need out-of-the-box
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2673
+ Added: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:00:48 UTC
+%
+<<@ dive>> @qgr
+<<@ slackoff>> <hitest> hairy goat nipples
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2674
+ Added: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:44:38 UTC
+%
+IBM5150PC | this package:
+https://build.opensuse.org/package/show/openSUSE:Factory/love-0_7_2
+IBM5150PC | DevIL is missing
+penguin42 | IBM5150PC: Please don't tell me you're having problems making love
+?
+IBM5150PC | umm, wow, you took it out of context, didn't you
+* penguin42 always tries to
+IBM5150PC | That's sick
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2675
+ Added: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 18:01:19 UTC
+%
+<anonymuouss> i have some networking books i should be reading as well doh
+<reisio> d'oh!
+<anonymuouss> no wonder i always have to use dhclient lol
+<reisio> lololol
+<reisio> | | |
+<reisio> /\/\/\
+<anonymuouss> haha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2676
+ Added: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:01:46 UTC
+%
+<AeroNotix> ,(+ 1 1 )
+<AeroNotix> what's the bot repl syntax?
+<H4ns> AeroNotix: there is no repl bot
+<AeroNotix> H4ns: that would explain it!
+<stassats> #lisp is inhabited by highly intelligent people who can evaluate (+ 1
+1) in their heads
+<AeroNotix> stassats: stop being an asshat and just give me the answer to (+ 1
+1)
+<hitecnologys> 42
+<p_l> *snrk*
+<AeroNotix> hitecnologys: finally, someone to help me
+<hitecnologys> AeroNotix: np
+<hitecnologys> There are different answers: it may be 42.00000001 or 41.99999999
+on Intel processors.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2677
+ Added: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 12:39:23 UTC
+%
+mradot | there needs to be a free and open source mirror of youtube
+mradot | how illegal would it be to make one?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2678
+ Added: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 12:09:41 UTC
+%
+04:02 -!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@unaffiliated/kamii] by Alan_Hicks
+04:02 -!- KaMii was kicked from ##slackware by Alan_Hicks [reala was right.
+ http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=2656]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2679
+ Added: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 04:05:46 UTC
+%
+<Cultist> And so a person who could have been a great kernel developer is now
+just a physicist.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2680
+ Added: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:46:49 UTC
+%
+<DrLou> PG friends, does Native Language Support 'just work' on OSX?
+<RhodiumToad> what do you expect it to do?
+<DrLou> speak to me in Italian, lovingly, when I execute psql
+<DrLou> French would be fine, as a close second...
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2681
+ Added: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 13:02:16 UTC
+%
+Blacklite_ | http://ctrlq.org/maps/where/ is where the info is from
+Blacklite_ | is says my GPS is in the whitehouse.
+Blacklite_ | my main problem is that I can't watch archer on teletoonatnight.com
+it's fucking hilarious.
+ChiaSmurf | the whitehouse doesnt have cable?
+Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf.
+Blacklite_ | ChiaSmurf: really?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2682
+ Added: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 01:39:02 UTC
+%
+<Blacklite_> computers can't be used for EVERYTHING under the sun
+<Skywise> they make lousy fertilizer
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2683
+ Added: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 15:04:08 UTC
+%
+<##slackware> Dear diary: The authorities have gone to bed and closed the door.
+It is clear now that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die. My
+food bowl is only half full, and the pair of black dress slacks has been removed
+from the couch. It is now only a matter of whether I starve to death first, or
+go mad with lack of suitable sleeping conditions. I will sit in the center of
+the house and sing the song of my people, as I await the end.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2684
+ Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:33:00 UTC
+%
+<Darth_Slack> Bloke is in the pub with his mates, getting shitfaced. Utterly
+hammered.
+<Darth_Slack> The next day, he turns up at work looking very worse for ware. His
+mates ask him if he got home OK.
+<Darth_Slack> He says "Yeah, I got home. But I blew chunks when I got there"
+<Darth_Slack> His mates say "That's fine.. everyone throws up when they get that
+drunk"
+<Darth_Slack> He man says, "No. Chunks is my dog."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2685
+ Added: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:59:28 UTC
+%
+14:43 < TheM4ch1n3> I dont want to buy hardware from a company that has
+thumbs.db files on there FTP server
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2686
+ Added: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:44:48 UTC
+%
+Blacklite_ + can someone unblock me from ##slackware-offtopic?
+ ChiaSmurf + lol
+ Skywise + yeah, the person who banned you
+Darth_Slack + Which is unlikely to happen - given you spammed the shit out of
+the channel
+ ChiaSmurf + 7 lines from finding out it existed to wondering how to get
+unbanned...
+ Skywise + lol
+ Skywise + thats efficient
+ pink_mist + 19:34 - 20:18 .. took less than an hour :P
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2687
+ Added: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:45:12 UTC
+%
+<crocket> zendeavor, I'm probably stupid.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2688
+ Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:21:41 UTC
+%
+<armin> hi there, could anyone point out where exactly to set "color_encrypted"?
+<Guest1721> that's an otr setting I think, it'll only exist if you have the otr
+plugin working
+<Flexo> In which case, looks like it's a global setting ('set' to check)
+<armin> hi flexo, i guess i got it working as i already have created otr keys
+for this.
+<armin> ah, it's "otr_color_encrypted"
+<armin> thank you.
+<armin> 8)
+<Flexo> aha
+<Flexo> np
+<armin> one of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces
+<Flexo> o.O
+<njsg> what even when how
+<trac3r> levels of gratitude are skyrocketing
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2689
+ Added: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 12:22:18 UTC
+%
+( TommyC) oh what the fuck, her vagina is the fucking alphabet soup of hepatitis
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2690
+ Added: Fri, 11 Oct 2013 19:06:25 UTC
+%
+<<+ dive>> @urban crocket
+<<@ MrHardwood>> dive: crocket (None): The short term for "Crit Rocket" in
+valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2). [ex:] Holy crap i just landed a
+crocket on that Pyro! [/ex] | A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A
+parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs. [ex:] I think I saw a
+giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket. [/ex]
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2692
+ Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:45:33 UTC
+%
+<+Darth_Slack> I'm ashamed that wood_quinn_ is the same nationality as me :(
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2693
+ Added: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 22:52:08 UTC
+%
+redotis: Is there a way to turn about 1000 records like the two in the top of
+this link into two entries like the two in the bottom using vim?
+redotis: http://hastebin.com/supecavijo.md
+Raimondi: redotis:
+%s/|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|\s*\([^|]*[^|]\)\s*|/[\1](employees)\rusername=\1\rcallerid=\2\rsecret=\3\r\r/
+redotis: Raimondi...I'm going to suck your dick.
+redotis: That was fucking awesome.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2694
+ Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:40:49 UTC
+%
+< Fatalnix> teacher caught me doing it and was laughin
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2695
+ Added: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 18:48:23 UTC
+%
+<+raela> they were pretty good fries, though. and I was told the meat was
+excellent
+<+theborger> raela: same thing all the girls tell me
+<+raela> theborger, I bet they'd tell you anything to try to escape your
+basement
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2696
+ Added: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:01:54 UTC
+%
+< d4rkt1m3s> Fedora users were always assholes.
+< Demon_Fox> Not true
+< Demon_Fox> I am a fedora user and I am only an asshole sometimes
+< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: No, you're really not.
+< Darth_Slack> Demon_Fox: It's so not "sometimes".
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2697
+ Added: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 01:06:27 UTC
+%
+<BP{k}> Never thought Roin was a squirter. ;)
+<Roin> Yah :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2699
+ Added: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:19:54 UTC
+%
+<<+ acidchild>> I love this city.
+<<+ dive>> was it built on rock n roll?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2700
+ Added: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:13:18 UTC
+%
+< crumb> when i do.. dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/rootfs bs=1k count=nnn
+< crumb> i get dd: invalid number `nnn'
+< crumb> i'm trying to follow this guide
+http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Bootdisk-HOWTO/buildroot.html
+< Darth_Slack> crumb: Please tell me you're not actually typing "nnn"?
+< crumb> oh
+< crumb> i thought maybe it was a predefined value
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2702
+ Added: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:49:59 UTC
+%
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Until you come up with actual evidence, you're utterly
+wrong. Since I can see my passport and what it says.
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: http://www.webcitation.org/5wFDMMVPV
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Can't view it in a non-GUI browser.
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Then save it for later. It is a copy of Lord Goldsmith
+QC's Citizenship Review
+< Zordrak> Darth_Slack: Also review the British Nationality Acts of 1981, 1965,
+1964, 1958, 1948
+< Darth_Slack> Zordrak: Honestly, I don't care enough about your (incorrect)
+opinion to read it. I've proven you wrong, that's good enough for me.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2703
+ Added: Tue, 17 Dec 2013 10:26:50 UTC
+%
+WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast packet
+.... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if it does and it's
+on the other side
+Skywise: network is layer 3 dude
+WildWizard: lol you have no idea
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2704
+ Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:01:47 UTC
+%
+<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to surrender
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2705
+ Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 14:16:40 UTC
+%
+< Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware
+community, please... go troll #ubuntu
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2706
+ Added: Thu, 02 Jan 2014 14:33:21 UTC
+%
++antiwire + testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon
++theborger + like we are that lucky
+antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: Connection
+reset by peer)
++theborger + maybe there is a god
++MLanden + $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.<
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2707
+ Added: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:06:53 UTC
+%
+<Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2708
+ Added: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:01:00 UTC
+%
+<+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf
+<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The Community's
+Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com)
+<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's other
+than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well
+<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous!
+<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop already
+and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland utility a
+vulnerability!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file with a
+shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and ran until I
+killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their webserver or
+something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy will be so proud! Maybe
+she'll fondle me when we get in bed together!
+No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If some
+other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his userland utilities
+to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer the consequences!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the colostrum off
+your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until you get a spark!
+<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are by
+finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, you
+gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and smart you
+are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is oozing out of your
+ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel.
+<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, learn to
+wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and cut your cock off
+with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually contribute something of
+use to humanity!
+<+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests.
+<+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2709
+ Added: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 02:18:41 UTC
+%
+<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"?
+<wiglet> that will be sweet
+<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again
+<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago?
+<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2710
+ Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC
+%
+< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from responding to
+my comments.
+< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to whiney
+bitches. But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, and luckily you're
+providing plenty of exposure.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2711
+ Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:25:05 UTC
+%
+<<+ tim-->> what do you call that thing where you get fucked so hard that
+your ass gets a hole in it
+<<+ dive>> life
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2712
+ Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 01:13:36 UTC
+%
+<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' by
+professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is that anyone can
+distribute something (and thus also waste my time with looking at it).
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2713
+ Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:10:01 UTC
+%
+Urchlay | actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up 15 minutes now.
+So maybe that was it
+Urchlay | dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, they don't
+really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*)
+ +rob0 | pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring
+Urchlay | I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2714
+ Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:54:07 UTC
+%
+<sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~
+/hello(bar)?world(flop)/);
+<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there is no
+bar?
+<pink_mist> don't use $a or $b
+<pink_mist> except in sort blocks
+<pink_mist> not even in examples
+<sloth> then $foo and $bar
+<pink_mist> you already had $foo there
+<sloth> then $pink and $mist
+<gry> :D
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2715
+ Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:09:40 UTC
+%
++antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18
++antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server.
++shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2716
+ Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:25:02 UTC
+%
+<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the PSU switch
+to 220 for extra power
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2717
+ Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:30:43 UTC
+%
++wizrad | Eureka
+@dive | careful with that axe, Eugene...
+@dive | wow
++wizrad | I need to axe you a quession
+@dive | wizrad, just get to the point
++wizrad | dive: that is my point. the act of axing.
+@dive | you're sharp today ;)
+wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though
+@dive | got something to grind?
++wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack
+@dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short
++wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2718
+ Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:02:54 UTC
+%
+<+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all
+<+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me
+<+wizrad> WhiteWolf1776: have a good one
+<+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA
+<+_tim> wtf
+<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2719
+ Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:17:31 UTC
+%
+<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o
+<al> yours not, evidently
+<al> :D
+<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent
+dictionary and fails :(
+<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy
+<davispuh> dict*
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2722
+ Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC
+%
+<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions i've
+ever made. 1 minute and counting
+<Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2723
+ Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:44:28 UTC
+%
+< Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct
+< Aethiopemborste> just becuase
+< Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct?
+< Trypta> Balance patch?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2726
+ Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:09:52 UTC
+%
+talk about shells:
+
+@dive | I sell csh by the c shore
++wizrad | shell puns are korny
++wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2727
+ Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 08:14:55 UTC
+%
+(+WhiteWolf17) i'm cheap... and fun
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2728
+ Added: Sat, 03 May 2014 02:31:05 UTC
+%
+< pegwole> If you're an artist and someone died during a portrait do you
+ keep painting them?
+<+jlindsay> Why not? Their schedule just opened up
+< pegwole> Does it stay a portrait or does it become a still life?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2729
+ Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 02:41:36 UTC
+%
+>>>>>> noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
+<< noobfarm_int>> Wheres noobfarm?!
+ <<<<<< noobfarm_interog!~bhodgins@bb-207-5-139-62.static.gwi.net
+[quit]
+ [Client Quit]
+<<+ Fatalnix>> damn, noobfarm_interrogator was too long.
+<<+ Fatalnix>> :D
+<<@ dive>> guess where that's going?
+<<+ Fatalnix>> ?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2730
+ Added: Wed, 07 May 2014 12:53:32 UTC
+%
+<@xles> Being a nerd is like, cancer. You get it, and then people feel sad for
+you for a while, and then you die.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2731
+ Added: Mon, 12 May 2014 18:55:36 UTC
+%
+<Shibu> i have changed the setting in Filezilla
+<Shibu> still it is not getting connected
+<Shibu> can u check at your end
+<Shibu> it is giving me error
+<Shibu> Error: Connection closed by server with exitcode 1 Error:
+ Could not connect to server
+<Shibu> what is the issue?
+<Shibu> ???
+<Shibu> ???
+<xzr> Could not connect to server
+<Shibu> please advise
+<Shibu> Man....ftp is not getting connected
+<Shibu> can u assist me real fast
+<Shibu> it is affecting my business
+<xzr> it seems that your ftp can't connect to the server
+<Shibu> so what is the solution
+<Shibu> how can I access it
+<xzr> make it connect to the server
+<Shibu> how?
+<xzr> by fixing it
+<Shibu> how to fix it?
+<xzr> by learning how to fix it
+<Shibu> where I have to change it
+<xzr> in the settings
+<Shibu> connect to some technical person who can assist me
+<JettaJoey> ?unmanaged
+<SammyTheShark> An unmanaged server (such as DigitalOcean's droplets) makes you
+responsible for the configuration of the server and any third party software. A
+managed server is where you have someone to take care of that for you.
+<Shibu> how can I configure in droplets
+<Shibu> assist me for that
+<xzr> :D
+<xzr> u funny
+<Shibu> man no jokes please
+<Shibu> am here for a very serious issues
+<Shibu> and u r not helping me out
+<Katasrophic> Open a ticket
+<[joker]work> ?started
+<Shibu> I opened a ticket
+<Shibu> talked to them multiple times
+<Shibu> still am not getting solution
+<[joker]work> the problem is that this isnt a support issue
+<esde> Shibu: if you are having this many issues configuring your own server.
+And this stuff is truly production, move it to managed for fucks sake.
+<Shibu> if u guys dont provide support then better refund me..I will move to
+diffrent provider
+<gparent> they provide support for the things they sell you, not the things you
+configure yourself
+<esde> My point is, unmanaged = they provide the box, you make the stuff in it
+work. Apparently that's too much for you. Go with managed and they will support
+almost everything in the box too.
+<Shibu> Man I have gone through all the tutorials and communities
+<Katasrophic> this is not a chat full of DO's support staff, just fyi. DO is
+ment for those that know these things, FTP is basic.
+<Shibu> am not getting solution thats why I prefered direct chat
+<[joker]work> this is NOT a support channel
+<xzr> if you have gone through the tutorials then you should be able to manage
+your droplet
+<[joker]work> and Digital Ocean is an unmanaged provider
+<Shibu> I know FTP very well and using for past 5 years
+<esde> go with managed Shibu they will hand hold with you, but you'll pay more
+for that hand holding
+<Shibu> all the server config is so easy unlike yours
+<xzr> :D
+<Katasrophic> lol
+<xzr> it's unmanaged you idiot
+<Daniel0> 'very well'
+<Daniel0> lol
+<esde> FTP ALL THE THINGS!!!
+<Shibu> ok refund me
+<Shibu> thats the only solution
+<Katasrophic> good luck with that
+<[joker]work> open a ticket requesting a refund
+<Shibu> am going to dispute in paypal
+<[joker]work> no need
+<xzr> :D
+<Shibu> I dont want ti use this service
+<[joker]work> just open a ticket requesting a refund
+-*- esde laughs quietly to self
+<Katasrophic> think we got a troll here guys lol
+<xzr> dont worry the service doesn't want you either
+<[joker]work> shots fired
+<Daniel0> Shibu no need to paypal dispute or refund, Digital Ocean have provided
+you with the service you are paying for its you who cannot configure it
+correctly
+<[joker]work> SHIBU WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ON DIGITAL OCEAN
+-*- JettaJoey hugs is bed
+<wiak> ;P
+<Shibu> sorry I dont want to chat more.....u guys dont have manners and
+professionalism
+<Shibu> using lot many abusive words
+<[joker]work> i want to give you a refund
+<esde> >lot many
+<[joker]work> can you please just give me your email
+<esde> dat engrish
+<xzr> atleast we have the professionalism to be able to configure ftp
+<xzr> well that is if anyone sensible would use it
+<Shibu> instead of refund...can u please explain me the issue - I have created
+the droplets, domains, I have received the username password in email
+<Shibu> but am unable to connect using that credentials
+<[joker]work> give me your email
+<xzr> the likely problem is you have no fucking idea what you're doing
+<DarkSaint> wow
+<esde> give me the root password and ip, i'll try for you Shibu. ;)
+<Shibu> am using filezilla client - using given IP, user and password wth SFTP
+option am trying to connect
+<Daniel0> lol http://imgur.com/gallery/7Rq6W
+<[joker]work> Shibu what is your email at digital ocean
+<Shibu> IP: 128.199.xxx.xxx
+<esde> FTP = / = SFTP
+<Shibu> user: root
+<DarkSaint> wow wow
+<Shibu> pass: nfhxxxx
+<xzr> :D
+<xzr> :DDDDD
+<Katastrophic> xD
+<esde> nice!
+<DarkSaint> wtf ?
+<Katastrophic> whelp..
+<Katastrophic> lol
+<justaguy> oh my
+<Katastrophic> then that happened
+<DarkSaint> please get a refund
+<Shibu> u r also not able to conenct?
+<DarkSaint> if you can be that naive you don't need to be here
+<esde> Shibu: on a non-default ssh port?
+<JettaJoey> oh god
+<DarkSaint> wow
+<justaguy> and this is irc history
+<JettaJoey> you don't give that kind of stuff out
+<DarkSaint> this is a firtst
+<JettaJoey> I've seen it before
+<Shibu> port 22
+<Daniel0> lol
+<Shibu> means?
+<esde> ssh -p 22 root@122.199.xxx.xxx
+<[joker]work> Shibu good luck
+<esde> ^C
+<JettaJoey> 603 people have your password
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2732
+ Added: Thu, 15 May 2014 15:11:38 UTC
+%
++Fatalnix | Meh. I'm still puzzled from yesterday. Someone was trying to
+convince me that in an MVC model all of the logic of the program should be in
+the model...
++WhiteWolf1776 | mvc... has models?
++WhiteWolf1776 | i thought it was just pasty white boys with glasses
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2733
+ Added: Fri, 23 May 2014 13:22:45 UTC
+%
+<j4jackj> What's your favourite thing to do when slightly sleep deprived and
+about to get high on caffeine?
+<gry> throwing caffeine out of the window and heading to sleep :)
+<j4jackj> LOL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2734
+ Added: Sat, 24 May 2014 12:31:29 UTC
+%
+adrien: programming has the potential to break many things
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2735
+ Added: Mon, 26 May 2014 19:13:34 UTC
+%
+<jenthehappygeek> Good morning.
+<jenthehappygeek> If a download says x86_64 will it work on 64-bit?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2736
+ Added: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 12:46:20 UTC
+%
+<jimbow> do you exercise?
+<usr> Jimbow intelligent people don't have enough time to exercise
+<Atroc> nope
+<Hydrogenum> I only exercise when dating a female
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2737
+ Added: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:15:26 UTC
+%
+<jolux> Hello, could somehelp please send me a password reset email?
+<niko> jolux: email sent
+<jolux> Thank you! It's going in KeePass this time.
+--> icesword joined
+<nzerobody> jolux, what's your keepass password?
+<jolux> and why would you like to know this?
+<nzerobody> I'm doing a survey on password strength
+<jolux> uh huh
+<jolux> riiiiiight
+<jolux> and i'm doing pentesting
+<icesword> lol
+<sveta> :)
+<jolux> would you like to open this suspicious file for me?
+<icesword> lmao
+<jolux> i have a few zip bombs as well
+<jolux> those are always fun
+<icesword> wait for the ban hammer
+<icesword> guys
+<jolux> TL;DR I'm not that stupid. Good day.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2738
+ Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:21:38 UTC
+%
+< TheM4ch1n3> Demon_Fox: my troll problem, could be paranoia
+< Tadgy> TheM4ch1n3: Demon_Fox isn't just paranoia, he really is a troll.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2739
+ Added: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 18:50:06 UTC
+%
+<svetlana> eeee: hi.
+<eeee> svetlana: hi
+<svetlana> eeee: we talked earlier today.
+<eeee> about the cron?
+<svetlana> yes.
+<eeee> ah yes i woke up and figured it out on the toilet
+<svetlana> did it start working the way you intended?
+<eeee> in the morning today :D toilet helps
+<eeee> yeah
+<svetlana> woo. mornings are awesome.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2740
+ Added: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:02:59 UTC
+%
+<+eviljames> PHEAR THE CANADIAN NAVY http://bit.ly/1qE6sID
+<+Alan_Hicks> Canada's Navy is no joke. Have you seen the new drones they're
+deploying?
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: ^^
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: I have not!
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Was in the papers a couple months back. Gimme a second
+to find a link.
+<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks: thx
+<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Here you go.
+http://lizella.net/canadian-navy-drone-2014-05-07.jpg
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2741
+ Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:07:12 UTC
+%
+<Tadgy> Does anyone else find it odd that in a channel populated by mostly men,
+the only cock being talked about is a rooster?
+<Tadgy> You people are just wrong.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2742
+ Added: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 18:48:38 UTC
+%
+Urchlay | "I went and got my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2743
+ Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:02:01 UTC
+%
+<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
+I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
+<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
+<svetlana> bed is KROVAT', where you sleep
+<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
+<abs60923> pochemu dva russkih obshchayutsya na anglijskom
+<abs60923> na russkoyazychnom kanale
+<bender> bed operator
+<svetlana> abs, Ne znayu, on poprosil
+<bender> kakoe civil'noe nazvanie prostitutki :)
+<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
+<abs> krovatnyj operator e'to sil'no
+
+Translated:
+
+<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case
+I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
+<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
+<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep
+<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
+<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English
+<abs60923> on a Russian channel
+<bender> bed operator
+<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked
+<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :)
+<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
+<abs> bed operator is a strong thought
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2744
+ Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 10:05:29 UTC
+%
+"Talking about Token Ring Networks"
+
++misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger
+
++theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas
+
++theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am
+trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something
++majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening
++theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck
+on your dick
++theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am
+
++theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in
+the Jahovas face
++theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have
+a good study night
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2745
+ Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC
+%
+<<+majorsecurit>> we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then
+today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom
+has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
+<<+ theborger>> majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one
+<<+ tiddy>> majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your
+mom with your gf's pussy
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2746
+ Added: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:58:09 UTC
+%
+< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2747
+ Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:39:39 UTC
+%
+<< thi>> hi guys, hi higor
+<< thi>> I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus
+<< thi>> FilterCode="Ehac
+<< thi>> MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-*
+<< thi>> what's the secret to running?
+<<@ g0v>> walk fast
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2749
+ Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC
+%
++BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2750
+ Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 10:37:46 UTC
+%
+<nanicoar> :<
+<nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337.
+<nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2751
+ Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:14:18 UTC
+%
+<wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2752
+ Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:26:33 UTC
+%
+<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just
+for the record.
+<+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2753
+ Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:59:06 UTC
+%
+< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2754
+ Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:27:15 UTC
+%
++eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2755
+ Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:15:55 UTC
+%
++wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me. I had to read
+thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that. then I had to get a ride to work..
+did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work..
+did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of
+boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'.
+ So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out
+fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
++wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2756
+ Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:09:19 UTC
+%
+(+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2757
+ Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:53:36 UTC
+%
+<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though,
+so read up on them next time you're bored :p
+<Gorroth> be bored! regex is great
+<Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid
+<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the
+same way
+<farrioth> Gorroth: sed
+'/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s
+<gry> :o
+<farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild...
+<ForTheWin> ???
+<k2gremlin> wtf?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2758
+ Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:18:25 UTC
+%
++wigums | *** pterodactyls ***
+ * | hitest runs
+ * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away
++wigums | mmm beer
++wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant
++hitest | good to know
+ * | hitest returns with a keg
++wigums | lol
++hitest | :)
++wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink
+pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten
+by one
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2762
+ Added: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:29:36 UTC
+%
+theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off.
+<theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here.
+<wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time
+<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to
+become like a job you HAVE to do
+<wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2763
+ Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:19:15 UTC
+%
+maldridge | socket wrench xkcd?
+
+ drijen | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords
+
+ maldridge | ah, right
+
+ MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend
+
+ drijen | right?
+
+ * | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/
+
+ maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5
+
+ drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with
+the most expensive, nicest
+ | wrench i could find
+
+ maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale:
+http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/1
+ |
+0005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYW
+ | w1zRoCwzLw_wcB
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2765
+ Added: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:05:52 UTC
+%
+<Upstand> is this a dating network?
+<T_D_H> yes
+-*- T_D_H takes off his robe and wizards hat
+<-- Upstand has left #help
+<zi> i think you're supposed to put those on
+<T_D_H> this is the brazzers version
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2766
+ Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:46:58 UTC
+%
+< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
+< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2767
+ Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC
+%
+<<+ wizzoid>> An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house,
+Irish pub, drinks, beer
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2769
+ Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC
+%
+<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
+<`Eddie|Mac> native language
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2770
+ Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC
+%
+< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm
+going to have to poop
+< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then
+most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
+< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a
+digestive act?
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2771
+ Added: Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:33:02 UTC
+%
+< CHVNX> I have several bands.
+< SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument
+< CHVNX> What do you play?
+< Dominian> skin flute
+< SpiceMan> I can't claim I play.
+< SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument
+< Dominian> hahaha
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2772
+ Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:39:50 UTC
+%
+< MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need
+managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an
+engineer try to sell to the average end user?
+< ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting
+things done
+< MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages
+< MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold
+< drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time
+< MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then?
+< ninjabox> ooooooooo
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2773
+ Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2015 21:49:23 UTC
+%
+maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is
+ apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
+drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do
+drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy
+is a pentium III
+phy1729: I could IRC on that
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2774
+ Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 03:59:36 UTC
+%
+< ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
+* ryuo faints.
+<@ Workster>| hah
+< nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
+< nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of
+blood to the brain
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2775
+ Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC
+%
+<<+Beebz>> "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both
+ends."
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2777
+ Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC
+%
+<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i
+went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
+<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth.
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2778
+ Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC
+%
+< felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
+< MajObviousman> as payment?
+< buhman> ^ yes
+< felixjet> as payment?
+< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
+<@caker> heh
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2779
+ Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC
+%
+<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2780
+ Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC
+%
+<bob> When I have money, I shall :p
+<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small
+thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
+<bob> Ha nice one
+<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing
+from everyone
+<bob> Syringe?
+<lyrg> no
+<bob> Thread?
+<lyrg> LOL
+<lyrg> ye
+<lyrg> s
+
+ -- noobfarm.org, quote #2781
+ Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC